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  1. Hotmail, hmmm? on Al-Qaeda Used Basic Codes, Calling Cards, Hotmail · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Mebbe Microsoft will finally take a tumble for aiding terrorists.

  2. Re:I do know on What Kind of Data Center Can You Build With $500M? · · Score: 1

    Or they could do something really novel like let *me* handle *my* own money bypassing SS entirely. Kinda like, oh...Congress is allowed.

  3. I don't know... on What Kind of Data Center Can You Build With $500M? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but I'll bet you $500 million that: 1) It won't be nearly enough money; 2) It will be obsolete before it is finished; 3) It won't be finished before Social Security runs completely out of money (which will coincide nicely with my scheduled retirement); 4) [Fill in the blank]

  4. Hooray! on Europe Funds Secure Operating System Research · · Score: 5, Funny

    2009 will finally be the Year of the Minix Desktop!

  5. Re:Ubuntu is unusable garbage on Ubuntu 9.04 Released · · Score: 1

    Mr. Ballmer, You should try putting brown sugar in your oatmeal to start your day off with a little sweetness.

  6. Finally! on Intel Cache Poisoning Is Dangerously Easy On Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    2009 will be the Year of the Windows Desktop!

  7. Re:Well-structured ad hominem attack on RIAA Brief Attacks Free Software Foundation · · Score: 1

    Ray, Just butting in to than you for your work. I really appreciate it.

  8. Now our money on Obama Proposes High-Speed Rail System For the US · · Score: 1

    is going to be thrown away on the Disorient Express.

  9. Looks more like... on Ancient Ecosystem Found In Ice Pocket · · Score: 4, Funny

    After looking at the picture I imagine they are calling it Blood Falls because Diarrhea Falls wouldn't be quite so compelling.

  10. Re:RIAA software on The Secret History of the FBI's Classified Spyware · · Score: -1, Redundant

    FBI...RIAA...What's the difference anymore?

  11. And I'm on Vista Post-SP2 Is the Safest OS On the Planet · · Score: 1

    from the government and I'm here to help you.

  12. In all seriousness... on PG&E Makes Deal For Solar Power From Space · · Score: 2, Insightful

    couldn't this also be used as a weapon?

  13. I for one... on Altered Organism Triples Solar Cell Efficiency · · Score: -1, Redundant

    welcome our new diatomaceous underlords.

  14. Re:Terrorism on Slashdot Mentioned In Virginia Terrorism Report · · Score: 5, Informative

    from the site: Seven Signs of Terrorism Certain activities, especially those at or near sensitive facilities, including government, military or other high profile sites or places where large numbers of people congregate, may indicate terrorist planning phases. Suspicious activities of interest that should be reported to law enforcement are commonly referred to as the 7 Signs of Terrorism. Surveillance: Recording or monitoring activities. May include drawing diagrams, note taking, use of cameras, binoculars or other vision-enhancing devices or possessing floor plans or blueprints of key facilities. Elicitation: Attempts to obtain operation, security and personnel-related information regarding a key facility. May be made by mail, fax, e-mail, telephone or in person. Tests of Security: Attempts to measure reaction times to security breaches or to penetrate physical security barriers or procedures in order to assess strengths and weaknesses. Acquiring Supplies: Attempts to improperly acquire items that could be used in a terrorist act. May include the acquisition of explosives, weapons, harmful chemicals, flight manuals, law enforcement or military equipment, uniforms, identification badges or the equipment to manufacture false identification. Suspicious Persons: Someone who does not appear to belong in a workplace, neighborhood or business establishment due to their behavior, including unusual questions or statements they make. Dry Runs/Trial Runs: Behavior that appears to be preparation for a terrorist act without actually committing the act. Activity could include mapping out routes and determining the timing of traffic lights and flow. Deploying Assets: Placing people, equipment and supplies into position to commit the act. This is the last opportunity to alert authorities before the terrorist act occurs.

  15. Re:Potato Blight for computers on Conficker Downloads Payload · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I understand you to mean I should stop using my potatoe to surf the web?

  16. "Chimpanzees Exchange Meat For Sex" on Chimpanzees Exchange Meat For Sex · · Score: 1

    What's the difference?

  17. I was going to say I didn't understand on Largest High-Tech Tornado Chase Set To Begin · · Score: 2, Funny

    why they need high-tech to study tomatoes when anyone can make a passable BLT. Then I read it again. I do need new glasses.

  18. Yeah, April Fools... on Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bullshit

  19. Re:How long before ... on Hints of a Link Between Autism and Vinyl Flooring · · Score: 1

    You might want to look for commonality with pirates & global warming which could bring it full circle... I have a feeling the universe could then collapse.

  20. Obvious... on Hints of a Link Between Autism and Vinyl Flooring · · Score: 1

    since the discovery years ago that leisure suits cause cancer.

  21. Re:1st Amendment? on Senator Proposes Nonprofit Status For Newspapers · · Score: 1

    Picky, picky, picky! You forget that the scoundrels are MAKING the rules up as they go along. They change them to suit their whim. I see the day coming when the Constitution is rewritten using an Etch-a-Sketch. "The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind" and boy, does this blow.

  22. Re:Stay Local on Circuit Board Design For a Small Startup? · · Score: 4, Funny

    But think of all the free publicity he'll get when his Chinese-produced product gets condemned for leaking toxic everything into the environment, the workers all turn out to be slaves, etc., etc., etc.

  23. Re:I did it. on With a Computer Science Degree, an Old Man At 35? · · Score: 1

    Good on you. I suspect when the chips are down you simply eat them, as does the OP. You also could probably get a job (and more importantly succeed at it) in any field because you have critical thinking skills. That's the biggest difference I see in so many job candidates.

  24. I like this! on Proposal Suggests UK Students Study Wikipedia and Twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Completely disconnect kids from reality AND factual history and you've got a guaranteed pliable population. Works for me.

  25. Re:Humph! on Microchip Mimics a Brain With 200,000 Neurons · · Score: 1

    Nope! A politician.