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  1. Re:Wrong motive on Swedish ISPs To Thwart EU Data Retention Law · · Score: 1

    Who gives a damn? If it's good for the customers, it doesn't matter whether they were motivated by money, politics, ethics, aliens, or the FSM and his noodly appendage.

  2. Macros on Smile Efficiently With the Emoticon Keyboard · · Score: 1

    I couldn't really justify buying this... I could get a much more efficient emoticon keys with some simple macros, and never moving my hands from my proper keyboard.

  3. Re:Yay, Open Source! on Fedora Infrastructure Compromised · · Score: 1

    Are you sure he didn't die laughing?

    That's an excellent alternative ending.

  4. Re:Yay, Open Source! on Fedora Infrastructure Compromised · · Score: 4, Funny

    IIRC, something like that has happened before. The attacker managed to get RDP access to one of Microsoft's servers where they keep source code. However, when authorities were able to trace the connection back to his house, they entered to find he had died of a simultaneous heart attack, aneurysm, and stroke, with the Windows kernel source code open on his screen.

  5. Re:Not just bittorrent - alt.binaries too on Third of Content On Popular BT Portals Are Fake · · Score: 1

    Who said it's humans seeding?

    If it were me, I would make a fake program that would seed itself. More seeds, more downloads, more seeds... Notice the pattern?

  6. Style on The Case of Apple's Mystery Screw · · Score: 1

    Obviously, these screws are more stylish than conformist Phillips screws.

  7. Re:Nice way to spread malware? on Polynomial Time Code For 3-SAT Released, P==NP · · Score: 2

    Next frontpage article title: "Malware Authors Target Computer Scientists with Complexity Theory"

  8. Re:P=NP on Polynomial Time Code For 3-SAT Released, P==NP · · Score: 2

    And NS/. is a set as well. It is defined as the set of /.ers that do not understand sarcasm. I believe you have just proven that it is not empty.

  9. Re:It's a shame on 30% More Patents Issued in 2010 · · Score: 1

    Initial submissions $5,000?

    So what are individuals and small businesses supposed to do?

  10. Does this remind anyone... on Airborne Prions Prove Lethal In Mouse Studies · · Score: 0

    Does this remind anyone of the touch of death from The Men Who Stare at Goats?

  11. Obvious on Thousands of Blackbirds Fall From Sky Dead · · Score: 1

    It's obvious what happened: The birds realized they were in Arkansas.

  12. Numbers lying? on London Police Credit CCTV Cameras With Six Solved Crimes Per Day · · Score: 1

    Out of how many total crimes?

    And how many would have been easily solved without CCTV? (Although if it makes it easier with CCTV, that's not so bad)

  13. Re:Linux on Humble Bundle 2 Is Live · · Score: 1

    I did the same for a Windows user to try and unbalance you.

  14. Top contributer on Humble Bundle 2 Is Live · · Score: 1

    I just noticed the top contributer is an advert for hosting.

    Actually, I think that's kind of cool. That's another 1k going to charities/devs that wouldn't have been there.

  15. Nice. on Single Software Licence Shared 774,651 Times · · Score: 1

    Good to see a business actually using some common sense on piracy. And now look. They get even free ad on /.

    They are turning pirates into subscribers. Taking people from stealing and turning them to giving

  16. I recall on Prepare To Be Watched While You Watch a Movie · · Score: 1

    I recall some instructions on creating "anti-paparazzi" glasses that blind cameras with infrared light.

    Next time I got to a movie theater, I'm going to be wearing a shirt with more infrared LEDs than there are seats in the theater.

  17. Replace the chairs... on School Children Are Now Too Fat to Fit In Class Chairs · · Score: 1

    Replace the chairs with treadmills.

  18. I wish I had a botnet... on Pay Or Else, News Site Threatens · · Score: 1

    I wish I had a botnet, just to make several thousand IPs visit the site. It wouldn't take long for them to catch onto the fact that it's a botnet, then they wouldn't be able to tell who the humans are.

    In the meantime, I'm going to plug their article links into some cheap PPC sites. That should keep them busy.

  19. At least... on 2012 Mayan Calendar 'Doomsday' Date Might Be Wrong · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, even if the apocalypse is rescheduled, doomsday theorists will unlikely take note

    At least not until after Dec 12, 2012

  20. It learns... on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 1

    It learns language and grammer...from the internet.

    Did anyone else immediately imagine this? http://www.psu.com/forums/threads/179542-Artificial-Stupidity-won-the-Turing-Test?p=3667247&viewfull=1

  21. Okay, but... on Microsoft To Issue Blanket License To NGOs · · Score: 1

    What if governments want to look for a pirated copy of Photoshop?

  22. No on 'Wi-Fi Illness' Spreads To Ontario Public Schools · · Score: 1

    Wi-Fi Illness doesn't exist, but apparently, stupidity illness does, and it's spreading.

  23. Well Said on Man Wants to Donate His Heart Before He Dies · · Score: 1

    Damn, I wish I hadn't used all my mod points.

    Can I have your permission to use this in my will?

  24. Re:side effect on First 'Malaria-Proof' Mosquito Created · · Score: 1

    Humans.

    Speaking of which, why can't we just make a malaria-proof human?

    Well, for starters, there are currently over 6 billion non-malaria-proof humans on the planet, and I don't think most of them would consider giving up their right to children just so that a genetically engineered next generation of humans can be malaria-proof.

    But if we can make these mosquitoes breed enough and take over the malaria vulnerable mosquito population, we can take a chunk out of the percentage of malaria spread to these humans and their children

  25. Wait. on Bitcoin Releases Version 0.3 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm naive, but once quantum computing becomes viable, won't these cryptocoins be worthless?