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'Wi-Fi Illness' Spreads To Ontario Public Schools

An anonymous reader writes "Readers of Slashdot might be familiar with Lakehead University's ban on WiFi routers a few years ago in Thunder Bay, Ontario because of 'health concerns,' a policy apparently still in effect. Now it seems a group of concerned parents in a number of communities in Ontario have petitioned the local school boards over similar concerns at public schools, where their kids are apparently experiencing 'headaches to dizziness and nausea and even racing heart rates' — symptoms that appear only when they are in school on weekdays, not on weekends at home. 'The symptoms, which also include memory loss, trouble concentrating, skin rashes, hyperactivity, night sweats and insomnia, have been reported in 14 Ontario schools in Barrie, Bradford, Collingwood, Orillia and Wasaga Beach since the board decided to go wireless ...' Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

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  1. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We all know Wi-Fi was created to serve our reptilian overlords...

  2. Mod the summary funny by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

    Um, being in school doesn't count as a reason?

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    1. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As my mom used to call it... "Schoolitosis"

    2. Re:Mod the summary funny by Peach+Rings · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's obviously the joke.

    3. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately it overshadows a real problem. I felt crippling anxiety in school for 10 years (dropped out when I was old enough) and it was a waste of a good childhood. There are real reasons kids can feel this way. It doesn't have to be excuses, even if that was the easy thing to blame my problems on.

      Of course WiFi didn't exist back then so it wasn't that, but I can understand how kids would feel awful at school and fine at home.

      School can be a very uncomfortable place to be in, and an almost impossible place to learn in.

    4. Re:Mod the summary funny by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      In 5th grade, I always felt sick during math class, which was taught by a teacher that I really didn't like.

      In my defense, their understanding of mathematics would have made any thinking person ill :-D.

    5. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I was fine all throughout primary and secondary school, but since coming to college I've noticed that I feel physically sick in the lectures, it was enough to make me stop attending lectures almost entirely (maybe I'll do better next year).

      Admittedly it's a lot easier in college because attendance isn't mandatory and you can get up and leave with nothing more than a disappointed look, I can't imagine how I would've coped in secondary school (although not attending lectures isn't really "coping" I know, but I read the notes and so far have consistently been near the top of my class in most subjects so for now it'll do).

      I think that on the off-chance the kids aren't faking it (and really, who hasn't done it at some time in their youth) their parents are doing them a disservice by simply trying to blame it on WiFi.

    6. Re:Mod the summary funny by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 5, Informative

      I was fine all throughout primary and secondary school, but since coming to college I've noticed that I feel physically sick in the lectures, it was enough to make me stop attending lectures almost entirely (maybe I'll do better next year).

      Could have been the lighting.

      Some people are extremely sensitive to (C)CFLs, especially if they have a low CRI or a cold colour temperature. One of the lecture halls at college kept giving me headaches when I attended in the evening; then again, I knew it was the ceiling lamps, because I've had such issues in a couple of other CFL-lit areas in the past.

    7. Re:Mod the summary funny by Joedeg · · Score: 1

      Wow, you get jokes.

    8. Re:Mod the summary funny by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny
      Ah. [Hannibal Lecter tone] what your condition sounds like, to me, is Unabomber syndrome.

      It is not purely physical, it is psychosomatic. You were the best, academically, in grade school and high school. You were smarter and more gifted than your peers were, and so you could control and anticipate any situation, within reason, which was thrown at you. You felt the security of your parents behind your back, their resolute hands on your shoulders, their encouragement being the electromagnetic force in the railgun which propelled you forward.

      But now, things are different. You are thrown in situations most unfamiliar, and this time there is nobody to pat you on the head or hold your hand. You're no longer a unique snowflake. Many of your classmates are quicker, more intelligent, and more savvy, and they threaten you. You are no longer the top dog, and you're quaking in your sandals at the prospect of your being reduced to one of those mediocre proles which you used to lead.

      Every place you go, everywhere you turn, someone else is movin' in, And they're makin' time.
      And it's gettin' underneath your skin, Whoa, whoa!
      Doesn't it hurt? Jealousy, baby! Doesn't it burn? Jealousy? Doesn't it consume your soul?
      Makin you lose control, Jealousy!
      Nothing to be said, Nothing to be done, Someone else is in your place,
      And you won't forget it. And it's hittin' you right where you live, Whoa, whoa!
      All at once, you're wild and runnin', Runnin' blind,
      Revenge, revenge, revenge Is the one thing on your mind,Whoa, whoa!
      Doesn't it hurt? Jealousy, baby! Doesn't it burn? Jealousy!
      Doesn't it grab hold of you? Breakin' your heart in two Jealousy!

    9. Re:Mod the summary funny by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Lots of surprise exams will do it.

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    10. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can understand how kids would feel awful at school and fine at home.

      Hear, hear!

      I'm convinced that forcing children to sit and pay attention for hours on end is a lousy way to teach them anything at all. Kids are naturally curious, but schooling makes far too many of them hate learning.

      -jcr

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    11. Re:Mod the summary funny by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, too, am allergic to work. Unfortunately, the government does not recognise this as a disability, so I had no option but to become a consultant.

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    12. Re:Mod the summary funny by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Another possible cause is mild oxygen starvation. Lecture theatres are often poorly ventilated. You end up with a lot of people breathing all of the air in the room and then starting to feel drowsy / unwell. A few minutes after you get outside, you feel fine again.

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    13. Re:Mod the summary funny by kabloom · · Score: 1

      It's a severe case of Hong Kong Sloth.

    14. Re:Mod the summary funny by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      their encouragement being the electromagnetic force in the railgun which propelled you forward

      Geekier words were never spoken.. well Lorentz effect would have been geekier ...

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    15. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whooooshh!!

    16. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the AC submitter, yeah, I didn't want to demean *actual* illnesses or other challenges of learning in the school environment -- as far as I'm concerned what these kids are experiencing *could* very well be real, and if so it is potentially serious. I probably shouldn't have been so snide about it. The thing that bothers me is that if these kids are genuinely ill they won't be getting proper treatment while they, their parents, and the school boards are chasing "wi-fi illness fairies" for which the evidence is meager (to say the least).

      The logical thing to do is a double-blind test. It would settle the matter in a couple of weeks. And if the kids are ill *regardless* of whether the wi-fi is turned on or not, then, yeah, they may need treatment and the school environment may have a serious problem, but it means they are definitely looking at the wrong cause for it. Maybe it's mold? Maybe it's a bacterial infection in the air conditioning? Or something in the water? So, they should stop fooling around and do something. There are lots of possible legitimate reasons for illness including exactly the type of anxiety you describe. There are some treatments and mitigations for that.

      And, of course, you have to consider the possibility some of the reasons might not be legitimate (I can think of LOTS of those), but start on the assumption the illnesses are legitimate and work from there. What I can't understand is why these parents jump to the conclusion that "obviously it must be the wi-fi". Why? With all sorts of other possible reasons, why on Earth pick that?

    17. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As long as you use your hatred of "schooling" to fix it, not sabotage it, then I agree with you.

      School is bad, but better than the alternative. So rather than using its problems as a reason to destroy it, its problems should be addressed to improve it.

    18. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >School is bad, but better than the alternative.

      Since you don't specify what "alternative" you're alluding to, your statement above is meaningless.

      -jcr

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    19. Re:Mod the summary funny by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      And many schools and workplaces have fluorescent lights with older type magnetic ballasts which cause them to flicker.

    20. Re:Mod the summary funny by hipp5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's most likely the water chemistry. Most North American water systems are saturated with minerals

      Wow. Imagine that. Minerals. In water. The humanity. I demand that North America triple distill all water before piping it to homes, lest we all be harmed by these evil minerals.

    21. Re:Mod the summary funny by boreddotter · · Score: 1

      I had the same problems at school, I was a shy nerdy kid not good in sports, and I hated going to school, I got stomach aches and nausea when ever I went there at around 5th grade, I was technically home schooled for a semester, the problem was that the doctors kept doing the wrong tests, it was all psychological and it was just stress and a bit of depression. The other problem was that my parents wouldn't listen to the real problems, not that I blame them they just didn't know better, it all started when I was in third grade and when I was switched to a different class from my old friends, it just went down hill from there... I started grinding my teeth, got TMJ and migraines it wasn't nice, when I told my parents that my jaw seems a bit misaligned they wouldn't listen, no one listened. It's hard being a parent, but I think parents should stop blaming everyone and everything else for their kids' problems and start taking some responsibility.

    22. Re:Mod the summary funny by anagama · · Score: 5, Informative

      Other possible actual causes, aside from just wanting to play hooky, could be allergic reactions to chemicals (some cleaners are really nasty) or some kinds of mold.

      As for wifi, that should be easy to test -- do the kids get sick in malls? Somehow I doubt it, but lots of stores use wifi. If the kids don't feel the same in the mall (except perhaps when walking withing 50' of a "Body Shop" store's stench), then it's not likely wifi.

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    23. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Whatever the alternativr, it gives large number of very uneducated people in the society, impacting it severely. Also your "opportunities" in said society, don't kid yourself you or your children don't benefit greatly from public education, even if "not using" it.

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    24. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The logical thing to do is a double-blind test.

      That's impossible to do with WiFi in "live" scenario, certainly not if some paranoid parents (or kids forced to find an excuse) are involved.

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    25. Re:Mod the summary funny by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      I know too much distilled water is bad for you, but it does taste much different from mineral water? Is it really like drinking 'nothing'?

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    26. Re:Mod the summary funny by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      The alternative is obvious. Grow Up.

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    27. Re:Mod the summary funny by sammcj · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it overshadows a real problem. I felt crippling anxiety in school for 10 years (dropped out when I was old enough) and it was a waste of a good childhood. There are real reasons kids can feel this way. It doesn't have to be excuses, even if that was the easy thing to blame my problems on.

      Of course WiFi didn't exist back then so it wasn't that, but I can understand how kids would feel awful at school and fine at home.

      School can be a very uncomfortable place to be in, and an almost impossible place to learn in.

      Unfortunately it overshadows a real problem. I felt crippling anxiety in school for 10 years (dropped out when I was old enough) and it was a waste of a good childhood. There are real reasons kids can feel this way. It doesn't have to be excuses, even if that was the easy thing to blame my problems on.

      Of course WiFi didn't exist back then so it wasn't that, but I can understand how kids would feel awful at school and fine at home.

      School can be a very uncomfortable place to be in, and an almost impossible place to learn in.

      I second this. I truly wish there was an 'alternative school' option in my area. The curriculum and teaching practices are so out-of-date and out-of-touch with modern society it's no wonder kids are bored and their bodies / minds are telling them they don't want to be there.

    28. Re:Mod the summary funny by Arcady13 · · Score: 1

      P-O-E E-O-P O-P-E

    29. Re:Mod the summary funny by Danieljury3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please explain to me how too much distilled water is you?

    30. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I think that on the off-chance the kids aren't faking it (and really, who hasn't done it at some time in their youth) their parents are doing them a disservice by simply trying to blame it on WiFi."

      I am surprised that the principals of the schools didn't rule things out by themselves. Start by polling the STUDENTS (specifically NOT the parents) while the Wi-Fi is up and running, then simply shut it off for a month and repeat the poll. Do the students feel better? Do they miss the Wi-Fi? Does school still suck? Are their parents full of shit?

      And what about Wi-Fi in the home environment? Was that taken into account? None of these households use wireless? I find that hard to believe.

      I get the feeling there is some underlying factor to the debate...like a paranoid mother that got the PTA all worked up, or something to that effect.

    31. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why are you convinced that schooling is the only way that someone can obtain an education?

      -jcr

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    32. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they probally all have lower power wi-fi routers at home. The larger commercial antennas probally do put out more power than your home based wi-fi router, but i'm guessing with the way schools are built and maintained that they do not have enough or good air circulation. Many of them do not even have openable windows anymore to keep the HVAC system running properly (which as i recall was usually pretty poor to begin with).

    33. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, indeed you don't get a difference (and practical implications for everybody) between "someone" and "large enough part of the society"...

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    34. Re:Mod the summary funny by Pulzar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [blockquote]Why are you convinced that schooling is the only way that someone can obtain an education?[/quote]

      Maybe you're being intentionally obtuse, but I'll reply anyway. He's not saying that "someone" can't be educated another way, it's just that all those other ways also generate a large number of completely uneducated people that you don't get by the current system.

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    35. Re:Mod the summary funny by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I'd ask, do kids get sick at home? Most broadband routers these days are wireless, and on by default. No wait, the kids don't get sick at home in presumably significant numbers. So what's the difference between home wireless and school wireless?

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    36. Re:Mod the summary funny by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      I never thought so. I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a glass of mineral water and a glass of distilled in a blind taste test. If you're curious, go buy a jug at your local supermarket. They're only $0.79 / gallon (sometimes less) around here.

    37. Re:Mod the summary funny by EdIII · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You will notice he also said "various biological agents" and "that's just for starters". I agree that minerals are certainly normal in the water, but only when present in normal levels. There are plenty of examples all over the world where some minerals are present in dangerous levels, and some pretty unhealthy minerals like Arsenic.

      There are also the example of where the fuel additive MTBE has greatly contaminated many water sources in the US and has affected the trust we have in our government to provide clean water. Then there is also the case of fluoride being added to the water supply and the mind control conspiracies that go along with it. Personally, I don't think the government needs to add fluoride to the water I drink, regardless of conspiracies about its purpose. I am an adult, if I think I need fluoride supplements I will take them. By their logic why not infuse the water with various supplements and vitamins as well? Perhaps a fat government contract with the fine folks that provide us Vitamin Water?

      What about the biological agents? That is a real developing problem. Metabolized psychiatric and other drugs are present in water supplies all over the developed world. It is affecting fish species as we speak. If you are drinking tap water you ARE consuming some of these compounds, albeit in very small amounts they "deem" to be safe. Of course, there isn't exactly an abundance of data and studies yet that show us the real dangers either and what is really safe levels.

      As full disclosure I will say I have zero faith in the FDA and any of those cocksucking regulators either. I *never* knew that Tuna sold in the US had levels of mercury in it, in whatever amounts. As an effort to lose weight I went on an all Tuna diet with a lot of vegetables (not corn, or peas, but salad type vegetables) and got a really nice case of mercury poisoning. Later on I found out that powers that be let small amounts of mercury be sold in the fish and don't exactly bend over backwards to test it either. Probably because of dollar bills that keep falling out of the fish industry executive's pockets. Quite a nuisance I am sure. If there was even the smallest disclosure on the can that said there might be levels of mercury in it, I would have never eaten it at all. I miss Tuna quite a bit, but it is not safe to eat in any amounts whatsoever. Why? The recommended daily allowance of mercury in your diet is ZERO. Of course the allowed daily allowance is non-zero. Go figure.

      I know that the GP might have sounded a bit tin-foil-hattish to you, but there are plenty of justified reasons to not fully trust the people responsible for keeping our food and water supplies safe.

      Water quality is a particularly serious issue and the various municipalities and engineers responsible have not exactly instilled me with an abundance of faith in their efforts. As a result, I don't trust any water that has not directly gone through my own water filtration systems and I tend to take water with me during the day. That does not leave me with very many beverage options to be sure, but most of the crap out there is full of high fructose corn syrup, chemicals, and other super healthy additives. It is quite easy for me to abstain.

    38. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is insightful AND funny, and all he gets is a mod 3, insightful? By the way, minerals are very good for you and tasty. Coca-Cola Company flavors their bottled water with... Uh oh! MINERALS! Best bottled water I've had that is excellent even when you aren't thirsty.

    39. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Because unguided independent study by an uneducated person doesn't work for the overwhelming majority of people. Thus, some educational foundations must be laid to assist in basic problem solving and some of the basics.

      Or are you asserting that you could lock an illiterate 5 year old in a room by themselves and nothing but unorganized printed material and they'd walk out literate shortly thereafter?

      Though I do notice you are doing all you can to attack others without stating what you believe. Do you believe that it is child abuse to lock a child in a closet for 18 years, allowing only food in and cleaning out the closet when dirty, never interacting with them at all, nor allowing them out of the closet? If you believe that to be abuse, why? In such a case, would you want a government in place that would prevent the parents from treating their children that way?

    40. Re:Mod the summary funny by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      I think we need the minerals that non-distilled water provides. At least that's what I remember hearing.

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    41. Re:Mod the summary funny by billsayswow · · Score: 1

      Purity of essence, peace on earth, P-O-E, O-P-E, it's some variation of this.

      Listen, Major... Bat Guano, if that's even your real name...

    42. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Surely Occam's Razor would suggest that the cause of feeling drowsy in a lecture hall is the boring drone of the professor.

    43. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      Because unguided independent study by an uneducated person doesn't work for the overwhelming majority of people.

      When you make a claim like that, the burden of proof is yours. Give it your best shot.

      Or are you asserting that you could lock an illiterate 5 year old in a room by themselves and nothing but unorganized printed material and they'd walk out literate shortly thereafter?

      How in the world could you imagine my position to be anything of the kind? it's the statists who want to lock people up, not me.

      I won't bother with the rest of your straw men.

      -jcr

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    44. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 3, Informative

      all those other ways also generate a large number of completely uneducated people that you don't get by the current system.

      Our current system certainly does generate a large number of completely uneducated people. I encounter them every day.

      -jcr

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    45. Re:Mod the summary funny by tirefire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because unguided independent study by an uneducated person doesn't work for the overwhelming majority of people.

      True, and this is where family members (immediate or extended), friends, clergy, and others can help a child learn the self-direction and discipline to learn on his own. Do you really think the best way to raise a child is by bussing him to some dreary warehouse where he'll be placed under the arbitrary authority of some adult stranger for 8 hours a day? Please.

      You should check out this book. The author (an award-winning elementary school teacher who has since renounced compulsory schooling) has put it up online, free as in beer. Underground History of American Education.

    46. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. You know exactly what he means.

      You're accusing me of being a mind-reader?

      you were too frickin' stupid to stay in school.

      I stayed for the required twelve years. Knowing what I know now, I can see all kinds of ways that I could have put that time to better use.

      -jcr

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    47. Re:Mod the summary funny by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Students aren't in any position to reform the system, so sabotage, by one means or another, is their only reasonable response. Many teachers seem to feel equally incapable, but they have a few other choices.

      (It's unfair to expect every teacher to start a Summerhill, or John Woolman, or other alternative school. But they could change jobs. Given how poorly they are normally treated, I'm surprised that they don't all quit after their first year.)

      But for children...just how to you propose that they should fix the problem.

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    48. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      True, and this is where family members (immediate or extended), friends, clergy, and others can help a child learn the self-direction and discipline to learn on his own.

      Thank you! I was waiting for someone to mention that conscription children into starter prison isn't the only conceivable way to achieve the ostensible goals in question.

      -jcr

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    49. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, growing up is an excellent alternative, which government schooling tries to retard as much as possible. They reward docility, and penalize initiative and independence.

      -jcr

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    50. Re:Mod the summary funny by eositis · · Score: 1

      I would strongly suggest taking a look at the flourescent lighting. This is a known problem. Of course, schoolitis may also have made a strong incursion into the Ontario schools. Nasty virus...

    51. Re:Mod the summary funny by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me, but doesn't a lot of that seem to be also associated with sugar and caffeine intake? I know I consumed far more of both in high school than I did around the house.

    52. Re:Mod the summary funny by daveime · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Knowing what I know now, I can see all kinds of ways that I could have put that time to better use

      Had you spent your time in Information Technology 101 class better, you'd have know you don't need to sign or initial posts on message boards when your name is clearly displayed at the top.

      But hey, we'll let it slide ... no matter how much it irritates the fuck out of us.

    53. Re:Mod the summary funny by daveime · · Score: 1

      Why are you convinced that schooling is the only way that someone can obtain an education?

      Because the parents can't even teach them basic discipline and the difference between right and wrong for fear of their kids suing them ? Because there's a reason they are called teacher, guru, sensei, master ? Wisdom, and the passing of that wisdom from one generation to the next has always been respected as a sensible thing to do, as are the people who do it.

      Or perhaps they'll go on a Huckleberry Finn kind of adventure, and learn about life from a large Black man, oh lordy I gone stole a pie. Ironically enough, if they ever end up in the penal system, they will learn quite a few things from large black men, but possibly wish they hadn't.

    54. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Dasani? Ugh - That stuff tastes like Mexican Piss.

    55. Re:Mod the summary funny by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too much water is bad for you, period. See also water intoxication. See, there, for all you who think alcohol is evil, you can get drunk on water, too.

      Distilled water is worse as a thirst quencher after heavy exercise because it contains no electrolytes to replenish what you lost in sweat. No big deal, as most of us get way too much salt in the rest of our diets anyway, but it is worth noting in case you are one of the three people on Earth who doesn't over-salt everything.

      As for the taste, it depends on what you're comparing it against. There's not a huge difference between well-filtered water (e.g. Aquafina) and distilled water (e.g. the grocery store jugs). There is, however, a huge difference between unfiltered or coarsely filtered water and distilled water. For example, to me, Arrowhead water tastes noticeably worse than more filtered brands, presumably because of the dissolved minerals. Other people prefer that taste. And there are many varieties that are somewhere in the middle. For example, Dasani uses filtration and then adds certain minerals back in. SmartWater distills the water and then adds salts back in. And so on. Everybody has their own preference, and as far as health goes, it makes little difference given that the vast majority of the minerals you consume come from the foods you eat rather than from the water you drink or cook foods in.

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    56. Re:Mod the summary funny by daveime · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about Aspergers, the medical condition whereby you are a complete cunt to everyone you meet.

      Or ADHD, attention deficit whatnot Facebook shiny bewbs what-was-I-saying ? That's always good for discussion, until you lose interest in explaining it to people.

      You could try Tourettes, that even allows you to swear at your coworkers and bosses, and be congratulated for being a brave person.

      There's plenty of "medical" conditions for people who are allergic to work.

    57. Re:Mod the summary funny by tibit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You get plenty of those from food. Tap water is not an important source of minerals, save for iodine perhaps, unless you're on a water diet, that is.You get about half a gram of potassium from a single banana. Try adding the equivalent of that in a potassium salt to a glass of water and see how it tastes ;)

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    58. Re:Mod the summary funny by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, growing up is an excellent alternative, which government schooling tries to retard as much as possible. They reward docility, and penalize initiative and independence.

      From my niece's point of view, as 4th grade teacher (I keep thinking she teaches 5th, where they seem to less animal AND less human:

      docility - mistaking discipline for docility is wrong.

      penalizing initiative - well, in 4th grade, initiative is usually going to interfere with class discipline, but offering to get the water for painting class is initiative. Asking where the water is when standing NEXT TO THE SINK, that's 4th grade.

      penalizing independence - generally correct in 4th grade. But not always. Students that can put their supplies at least on the table, good for independence. Students that insist on screaming out their current emotion, not so much indendence. See discipline.

      Now in high school, good traits. Same caveats, different examples.

      I don't think my school experiences were marked by docility, lack of initiative, and independence. But that was long before the liberals took over schooling in America. We didn't need standardized tests back then. We had midyears and finals. In elementary school, we either passed, or repeated the grade. That doesn't seem to happen today.

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    59. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're accusing me of being a mind-reader?

      No, people here just mistakenly assumed you were capable of deductive logic.

    60. Re:Mod the summary funny by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      That honestly doesn't surprise me one bit. There were a few lectures that I could never stay awake in even if I had gotten plenty of rest.

    61. Re:Mod the summary funny by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's most likely the water chemistry. Most North American water systems are saturated with minerals and various biological agents. Now I know some scrotum employed by the water dept. is going broadcast his/her displeasure with my comments. I can hear it now ... "No ... umm... uhh... dats not tru. Ummm ... err... uh .... NO." Put a TDS meter under your kitchen tap and see for yourself. And that's just for starters.

      I noticed that too. I first became aware of it, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, ...but I do deny them my essence.

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    62. Re:Mod the summary funny by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's not being imprisoned in a characterless classroom, an uncomfortable desk, with disdainful teachers - in an animalistic pecking order (ie public school) - there could certainly still be a plausible, rational explanation.

      * Stress/anxiety brought on by intense boredom. Yes, I believe this happens.

      * Gee, they're kids: it's all always new and stressful. That can have similar symptoms.

      * CFLs. Many people are sensitive to the frequency of strobing in a CFL. Half the IT people in my office are, and are unable to get any work done with the damn things on (myself included). (Incandescents, on the other hand, are a different story. There are a couple guys with floor lamps in their rooms due to not having windows.)

      * Air quality. These days it seems most schools are air conditioned and are cloistered off from the outdoors all year long. They're made out of relatively unbreathable materials (cement, steel, etc.) and the students are confined in them in close proximity and high numbers. There's a possibility they're suffering from mild CO2 poisoning, or just the accumulation of waste/pollution.

      * Not enough exercise/being forced to sit in a desk all day. That can certainly result in kids not being able to sleep at night. Skin rashes could likewise be caused by sitting on an uncomfortable desk all day. And, gee: ya think some kids might be a little hyperactive after sitting like lumps for 6 hours?

      * Something new in the school lunches?

      * A combination of the above.

      * Oh yeah, and they're kids: many of those 'symptoms' are part of being kids (which people foolishly call 'misbehaving' or the like). Hyperactivity? Memory loss and lack of concentration (not paying attention/listening/etc.)? Seriously?

      But, honestly: I'd say it has to be something environmental in the schools. Lighting, a cleaning product, food, air quality, and the way the students interact with the environment (sitting vs. running, for instance) for 6 hours a day can make a huge difference in almost everything. The questions to ask: are these new complains, were they triggered by something political if they are new, and what has changed environmentally?

      I'd bet some stupid school official made a budget decision that changes something for the worst in the school's environment and nobody's bothering/able to think about it.

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    63. Re:Mod the summary funny by tibit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wish I had a mod points -- who the heck moderated parent as troll?! I find mercury poisoning from a tuna diet quite believeable, heck if you eat more than a can of tuna a day you may be putting yourself at risk.

      You need to eat quite a bit of tuna on a tuna-based diet; perhaps a pound per day?

      Let's run some numbers.

      EPA's limit is 0.1micrograms per kg body mass per day. So for a 70kg adult, the EPA limit is 7ug per day.

      Now one pound of tuna is ~450 grams, at FDA average of 0.2ppm concentration in tuna, you get 90 micrograms, so you're 13 times over the limit. If you're unlucky and get fish close to FDA limit of 1ppm mercury concentration, you get 0.45 mg.

      Out of 0.45mg of mercury per day, about 0.4mg will be accumulating in luckiest of circumstances (to be conservative, I'd just assume 100%). You'll be sick in short order.

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    64. Re:Mod the summary funny by jackbird · · Score: 5, Informative
      What are you talking about? It's widely known that EVERY species of long-lived, predatory ocean fish has significant mercury in it because it falls out of the fucking sky into the ocean from burning coal in power plants and then bioaccumulates.

      Perhaps this chart helpfully provided by the cocksucking regulators with data going back as far as 1978 would have saved you some grief. Or perhaps the very notion of "I'm going to eat only one thing" might have encouraged a normal person to do some research beyond reading the label on the damn can.

      What part of "consult with your doctor before starting any program of diet or exercise" didn't you understand?

      And then seriously? Your reaction to your own gobsmackingly foolhardy ignorance about what you put into your body results in you trusting nobody but yourself to supervise your water quality?

    65. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Like I said, everyone else is wrong, but you won't state what you believe. When you get to that point, feel free to let me know.

      I won't bother with the rest of your straw men.

      Straw man? I didn't make an argument you didn't make then attack it. I asked you questions. You didn't answer them. That's not a straw man. Do you believe that the government should step in if a parent was not causing pain or physical harm to a child, but raising it in complete isolation in a closet? That's not a straw man. You could call it a non sequitur, but I'd argue that if you think so, the tie in would become clear once answered. But I think you know where I'm going with that and you don't want to say anything. You haven't said anything yet. You argue from the devil's advocate perspective, all complaints without putting your own opinion out for critique.

    66. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm the alternative to school is uhm no school?

    67. Re:Mod the summary funny by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Just find a school where students do not use laptops with wifi, then disable the wifi for a certain period of time. If the students still feel sick, you've got your perfect defense.

    68. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      jcr is not a student, thus your comments are irrelevant.

    69. Re:Mod the summary funny by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

      caffeine can cause most of the symptoms described, as can any number of other over the counter substances. I'd look at pharmacological causes before i started blaming wireless internet.

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    70. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is how are they having night sweats if these symptoms only appear in school?

    71. Re:Mod the summary funny by tibit · · Score: 1

      There were some news recently that optmists have better immune responses than pessimists. Thus there can be certainly truth to one claiming that immunomudulation can be effected by thought and feelings alone.

      In high school, when we were looking for almost any excuse to skip school, me and quite a few of my friends could make ourselves get sick almost on a whim -- within 12-24 hours. And this wasn't a trick with pills, dehydration or any such thing. Regular diet, plenty of drinks, and we could literally wish to get sick, and we would -- typically we'd have nonspecific "cold" symptoms: headaches (sometimes pretty severe, with light/sound hypersensitivity), light fever (38C or thereabouts), runny nose. Of course we had plenty of exposure -- we took crowded public transportation to/from school, so it perhaps didn't take much in the way of immunosuppression to get the lingering bugs to announce their presence.

      The whole blame-the-WiFi is just a convenient cover, it's a non issue.

      We were quite a determined bunch -- I managed to drag it out so far as to get a unilateral sinus infection, a few times. The doctor thought that it may be caused in part by asymmetric airflow in the nose, caused by a skewed septum and the bone behind it. First I had two paranasal sinuses (sphenoidalis IIRC) flushed, and I mean flushed. After a minimal local subcutaneous anesthesia (pretty worthless), a big needle was pushed through the bone into each sinus, and a syringe with some liquid in it was attached, the liquid pushed and then sucked out. I heard this would be a good thing to undergo during interrogation resistance training, but apparently the go soft on people those days ;)
      This obviously wasn't enough, so later I had the septum and a bit of bone behind it straightened up -- also with local anesthesia. I still recall the sound of the chisel working on the skull.

      For those who haven't had such experience: the local anesthesia I had did nothing to numb the periosteum. The latter is rich in pain receptors.

      It was in 11th grade methinks, and I've managed to get 51% attendance, with most absences excused. This was enough to graduate (one still had to pass all the tests, of course). I still have a wincing smile when I think about those times.

      So as far as kids getting "sick" on schooldays: sure, they do because they want to, or because they are stressed out. No biggie. You'd think the school boards would have wised up to this somewhere in the middle of last century. Maybe they had, but forgot about it since... Sigh.

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    72. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or the other easy way - switch the wifi off and not tell them, and watch how the complaints continue nevertheless. (I believe a cellular network provider did exactly this when faced with a neverending stream of complaints. Switched the site completely off but the 'symptoms' kept continuing and getting worse. There was a bit of an about-face once the network provider announced that fact..)

    73. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No ... umm... uhh... dats not tru. Ummm ... err... uh .... NO.

    74. Re:Mod the summary funny by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course it's believable what isn't believable it that someone could be so stupid as to not know that large fish have high mercury levels. Especially if they decided to eat large amounts of it.

    75. Re:Mod the summary funny by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Don't forget air quality. There's a cool TED talk on this

      http://www.ted.com/talks/kamal_meattle_on_how_to_grow_your_own_fresh_air.html

      They measured a 20% (or something - watch the video) increase in productivity after using plants to clean the air.

    76. Re:Mod the summary funny by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      We aren't talking about pointing a microwave array at human beings. We are talking about modulated RF, which has been pervasive for about 70 years now. I'm not discounting the possibility that WiFi could be a problem in some way (stranger things have happened) but it is not a major short term health risk. We know this for a FACT because millions of people are exposed to everything from stray signals to strong point sources on a daily basis, and AFAIK not one person has died or taken ill from it.

      So yes, we can do a double blind study. If the paranoid parents are your concern, simply do some hand waving and tell them the wifi is turned off, or, go the full disclosure route and allow them to remove their precious snowflakes from the study. The school can positively identify WiFi as the source (or not) in just a few days worth of testing.

      Given the symptoms being reported, I'd ASSUME it was simple anxiety. The kind that is pervasive in public school systems for a million social reasons. But /. readers wouldn't know anything about that, would they?

    77. Re:Mod the summary funny by Compaqt · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's a big debate among water purification vendors about this.

      On the one hand, makers of non-RO (reverse osmosis) systems say that you need minerals in water.

      Vendors of reverse-osmosis or large solar distillers reply that people have been drinking rain water (which doesn't have minerals) without adverse health effects, so you don't need minerals in water.

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    78. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Studies, sure.

      But not a "test", not in this case, not to convince some people that the WiFi is irrelvant, to "settle the matter in a couple of weeks." One of those parents would just drive by with a laptop or a phone with WiFi; commence drama. Or would order his child to check regularly; what the poor little kid would do if not listen and "confirm" causes which firmly push any blame away, on external "evil" factors?

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    79. Re:Mod the summary funny by dwillden · · Score: 1

      I'll be able to tell in an instant. Having grown up with very hard water, Distilled water is tasteless and bitter compared to a glass of water with a rich flavor of various minerals. I'll take the hard water please, keep your distilled crap for washing the car. Minerals also serve to replenish electrolytes lost when you sweat, distilled water has zero electrolytes.

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    80. Re:Mod the summary funny by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Do you mind sharing what water filtration system you have?

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    81. Re:Mod the summary funny by kobaz · · Score: 1

      School can be a very uncomfortable place to be in, and an almost impossible place to learn in.

      HAHA. I wholeheartedly agree. I started my real learning in college. All through public school I hated it. I hated sitting though classes where 1/2 the class time is sucked up taking attendance, 1/4 the time is spent going over the homework the night before, and the last 1/4 is spend shoveling new stuff out.

      The best/worst was experiencing a first year teacher for the first time. Not that all first-year teachers are bad, which is hardly the case. She taught science and math in Junior High. Mostly the class time was wasted by her feeble attempts at gaining some semblance of control by assigning "copy pages 200-220 from the text into your notebooks".

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    82. Re:Mod the summary funny by Genocidicbunny · · Score: 1

      Distilled water sucks ions out of your cells through osmotic pressurehttp://mobile.slashdot.org/story/10/08/15/207236/Wi-Fi-Illness-Spreads-To-Ontario-Public-Schools#

    83. Re:Mod the summary funny by mysidia · · Score: 0

      No... that's an artificial rationalization concocted for allowing industrial plants to continue to dispose of their poisonous fluorine wastes by selling them to water companies for injection into your drinking water.

      It's similar to the there are minerals in there already, anyways argument.

    84. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It Has Electrolytes! Is it what plants crave?

    85. Re:Mod the summary funny by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Mercury allowed in Tuna and Fluoride allowed to be added to municipal drinking water are indeed two great examples of where the FDA has totally failed.

      And those are just the two we know about.... who knows what other games are being played with our drinking water.

      We know the fluorine they get to put in drinking water comes from industrial hazardous waste; fluorine would be expensive for the companies to dispose of legally, but instead they get to sell it to municipalities all over the country.

      What other materials and impurities are in those waste-grade fluorine mineral products I wonder?

      What other hazardous substances do they add to our water just below the FDA's opinion of the "safe" limits?

      Do they even bother to know or check for sure about all the substances are (and their safery) that get added with the fluorine? What about unknown ones.

      The government is definitely not looking out for the people.

    86. Re:Mod the summary funny by Thinboy00 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to think regular water tasted like nothing, then I tasted distilled water. Think flour but liquid.

      ObTopic:Dumb parents are dumb. Nothing to see here, move along.

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    87. Re:Mod the summary funny by leereyno · · Score: 2, Funny

      The real issue is all the DHMO these kids are being exposed to.

      http://www.dhmo.org/

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    88. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is, "better than any other alternatives" is often touted as the advantage of democracy and capitalism. Yet few would question its validity.

    89. Re:Mod the summary funny by siride · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those are all real conditions, if overdosed. When you meet someone who actually has the condition, you can tell there is something different about them. A real Asperger's "sufferer" definitely "feels" different. They aren't just assholes or socially awkward. It's like they just don't get it. Hard to explain, but definitely there.

    90. Re:Mod the summary funny by leereyno · · Score: 1

      About 50% of all marriages end in divorce.

      What do the other 50% end in?

      My point is that sometimes things are so obvious that we don't need to spell them out. When you pretend not to understand what someone is saying because they didn't spell it out in legalease on 8x20 stationery in double-spaced Times New Roman, you only make yourself look like an ass.

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    91. Re:Mod the summary funny by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's widely known that EVERY species of long-lived, predatory ocean fish has significant mercury in it because it falls out of the fucking sky into the ocean from burning coal in power plants and then bioaccumulates.

      Yes. Tuna and similar products are harmful to your health in large quantities, due to the mercury content. However, fish / predatory sea animals that were grown in a farm / artificial growing environment might not be so contaminated, due to the structure or protections implemented.

      Smaller water surface area = smaller accumulations of mercury in the water.

      Sellers of Tuna that contains mercury to consumers should be required to put warnings on the can just like the "Surgeon General's warning" that has to be placed on boxes of cigarettes.

    92. Re:Mod the summary funny by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      This happens to me in conference rooms all the time. I try hard to sit by the door and keep it open. My first thought at the summary was Sick Building Syndrome, though, which I've experienced.

    93. Re:Mod the summary funny by RingDev · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It should be noted that public education systems are most significantly influenced by state and local governments. If you are running into a disproportionatly large number of uneducated (there is virtually no such thing as a 'completely' uneducated person) it is likely due to problems in your local community, local schools, local parents, local tax codes, local teacher's union, and state licensing, regluation, and funding of your local schools.

      Where I live (south-central Wisconsin), the number of drop outs is insignificant, and it is an exceptionally rare occurance to meet someone who came up through the public education system that can not read at a minimum of a 6th grade level.

      Non-english speeking families typically don't do quite as well, on average. But most of the 1st-gen US citizen latinos I know, that stuck with school, have a solid enough education to maintain a stable life style for themselves and their families.

      IOW, it could very well be those libertarians that are causing the problems in your immediate area ;)

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    94. Re:Mod the summary funny by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because something doesn't work for the majority doesn't mean the minority for which it would work well should be forced to spend their time in structured education instead. Also completely independent education is necessarily the only alternative. Guided study can work too. A kid wants to take a toy apart and figure out how it works rather than just play with it. Okay show them how to do it and help them reason about why things are the way they are. Similarly if a kid loves history but isn't interested in music they shouldn't have to spend an hour a day memorizing music notation. If you don' like it you likely aren't going to do it once someone isn't forcing you to and so it really is a waste of both peoples time IMHO. The teacher doesn't have to dictate what the lesson will be all the time.

    95. Re:Mod the summary funny by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      But I'd expect the vast majority of tehm can at least read a website and multiply up to triple digits. This likely would not be the case without government mandated schooling.

    96. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >School is bad, but better than the alternative.

      Since you don't specify what "alternative" you're alluding to, your statement above is meaningless.

      -jcr

      Watch the TED talk about by Sir Ken Robinson

      http://www.ted.com/talks/ken_robinson_says_schools_kill_creativity.html

    97. Re:Mod the summary funny by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Living in Ontario, I heartily agree. I'll be however, that if you look at most of the schools you'll find one of a few things. Either they have new or recent construction and made airtight(trapping fumes). The buildings are full of toxic mold, which is pretty common around here(again probably renno'd and then made airtight). Or, you may have a school built on one of a variety unique places, like garbage dumps, or some type of toxic gas outlet-which isn't being vented properly. Again that's pretty damn common around here. Or you could be dealing with one of several other dozen things.

      One thing I've noticed living in Ontario for a long time is people here really go through states of sickness in groups here. Why, I don't know but it hits everyone around the same time. The day before, everyone is alright the following day part of the office is feeling bleh, down, and nauseous. That of course is just observation, but having lived here for 25 years and spent a few years in other places.

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    98. Re:Mod the summary funny by Meski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Distilled water will have a markedly flat taste.

    99. Re:Mod the summary funny by millennial · · Score: 5, Funny

      The fact that you don't know the difference between fluoride and fluorine lends so much credibility to your case. Excuse me while I go smooth out the creases in my tinfoil hat.

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    100. Re:Mod the summary funny by B4light · · Score: 1

      You are a jerky ass hole.

    101. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably it's no school.

    102. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Just because something doesn't work for the majority doesn't mean the minority for which it would work well should be forced to spend their time in structured education instead.

      No one said anything contrary to that.

      Also completely independent education is necessarily the only alternative. Guided study can work too.

      Assuming you meant "not necessarily" I would counter that guided study as done in the US is almost always "schooling."

      A kid wants to take a toy apart and figure out how it works rather than just play with it. Okay show them how to do it and help them reason about why things are the way they are. Similarly if a kid loves history but isn't interested in music they shouldn't have to spend an hour a day memorizing music notation. If you don' like it you likely aren't going to do it once someone isn't forcing you to and so it really is a waste of both peoples time IMHO. The teacher doesn't have to dictate what the lesson will be all the time.

      There's nothing that says school can't be exactly what you described, so I don't see the disagreement.

    103. Re:Mod the summary funny by shermo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Other than eating Tuna in a can, my exposure to fish has been extremely limited in my lifetime. I don't eat fish or seafood, I don't eat Sushi, I don't live near the coast.

      And yet 'in an effort to lose weight' you went on a tuna based diet, without consulting a doctor. To reiterate you'd never eaten seafood, your family doesn't eat seafood, your friends don't eat seafood, and yet you were willing to switch to a seafood based diet on a whim. Yeah I've made some assumptions, but given what you've told us they're probably not far off.

      I'm somewhat sympathetic to the idea that you weren't able to afford a doctor (strange country!). But trying out a fad diet (on whose recommendation?) without getting any more information than the necessarily limited amount present on a label seems a little rash. It doesn't deserve getting called an idiot over, but it's not the smartest move.

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    104. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are being intentionally obtuse. The premise was that school in its present state is bad, and "the alternative" (which was obviously meant to be 'no schooling at all') was worse. Instead of attacking that premise, you played dumb, as if you didn't know what he was talking about. Somebody else indulged you, and now you go back to "school in its present state was bad", which is worthless because that's where we started, but because you're being so frustratingly close-lipped and really saying nothing, nobody can actually hope to engage you. This socratic bullshit helps you "win" an argument but not have a meaningful conversation.

    105. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We aren't talking about pointing a microwave array at human beings. We are talking about modulated RF, which has been pervasive for about 70 years now" ...

      How is this not exactly exactly what we're talking about? The 2.4ghz band WiFi uses is in fact Microwave. Its the same damn frequency your stupid microwave oven runs on. Grow a clue.

    106. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe instead of waiting for somebody to say that, you should say it yourself. You have demonstrated a frustrating argument style where you say nothing but disagree with everything.

    107. Re:Mod the summary funny by qeveren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Distilled water is rather aggressive when it comes to dissolving minerals. Since it doesn't have any dissolved in it when you imbibe it, it just takes them from your body. It's basically an exaggeration of the difference between drinking water and isotonic beverages when you're exercising.

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    108. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when natural selection used to take care of this kind of crap for us?

      I miss those days.

    109. Re:Mod the summary funny by brillow · · Score: 1

      The ironic thing is that water IS a mineral.

    110. Re:Mod the summary funny by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
      Sorry I missed the unguided independent study part of your original comment.

      Sadly not you but I think the way that education is structured does contradict what I said. I guess in an attempt to make sure everyone has a "basic" level of necessary skills most governments have found it necessary to have formalized curriculums and/or standardized testing.

      Even assuming that these systems are effective and efficient to give students the desired education I'd say they miss the point. They measure and evaluate based on the knowledge gained rather than what IMHO should be the end goal of education: preparing people to live a happy life and contributing to the community.

      My problem is with the concept of what is a "basic" level of knowledge. Is it really necessary that everyone know about music, art, and early 20th century history? Sure they are all useful to at least some people but the majority of people will never use them. Similarly with a lot of the more traditionally "useful" subjects of math and science. We often learn things to a point where they are less and less likely to be used (when was the lsat time you needed to use synthetic division?).

      The "basic" level of art skills necessary varies depending on whether or not you are likely to ever use it. Similarly with the majority of things in school. Yet the things that nearly everyone will need to know in life, balancing a checkbook, differences between mortgages, household repairs etc, are not required education. The priorities that our education systems give things you'd think that it was really important to be able to find the roots of a polynomial and that moving a power outlet in your house was something you should just wing.

    111. Re:Mod the summary funny by mysidia · · Score: 1

      You could take a look at it... but what's the chance a student can get the school to change it? You don't like the lighting, you'll have a lot of explaining to do if you want to say they need to change it or investigate it closely.

      The only guaranteed way to get a school to change the lighting, is if you have some disability or medical condition such as epilepsy, and you can tell them the lighting is a risk for you and ask them to change it.

      That might work if the fluorescent lighting is flickering and indeed a danger, but otherwise....

      You may need to organize an angry mob of students or persuade the professor / someone with influence to take up the cause...

    112. Re:Mod the summary funny by thechemic · · Score: 1

      Ummm... perhaps it's the shitty ass un-nutritional crap that they feed kids monday thru friday? Foods disgustingly laced with MSG, high fructose corn syrup, and maybe the ethyl methyl phenylglycidate or ferric sodium pyrophosphate? Just a thought, but maybe... just maybe, the foods the schools shove in the kids mouths from Monday thru Friday which are KNOWN carcinogens and allergens are POSSIBLY a contributing factor? What do I know? I'm certainly no doctor.

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    113. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      citation? or just throwing bullshit out?

    114. Re:Mod the summary funny by MacWiz · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be argumentative, but all of the things mentioned and some of which drifted off into long tangents in this thread -- wi-fi, water, air, minerals, Asperger's and ADHD, and now sugar and caffeine -- overlook the basic truths of life.

      When I went to school back in the '60s, when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, the air circulation was awful, no one had thought about the water yet, we had chocolate milk, candy machines and soda machines in the cafeteria, there was no such thing as wi-fi, ADHD, Asperger's or much of anything else that people are going to blame this on. And we were actually healthier. We can adapt to almost anything.

      School was still an uncomfortable place to be and if you thought about it enough, it would make you physically ill. The only thing that has changed is that we now have about 1,000 more bullshit things to worry about.

      The very act of learning changes your brain. It's uncomfortable, but it's all in your thought, how you process information and whether or not you are hating it or eating it up. Put one bad teacher into the mix and it's going to turn your stomach every time you think about their class. Tell your classmate how you feel, and they'll catch it, too.

      When our society was primarily agricultural, no one had ADHD. You went out and did the same thing all day long. There weren't any real distractions. Asperger's people are usually highly logical, but 90% of the people around us and the way the world works are anything but logical and if you bring emotional garbage into the mix, it wigs them out.

      Our reality is based on our perception and our thoughts are powerful things that can change our physical chemistry. The religious respect the power of prayer, which is just thoughts. Try telling a minister that prayer doesn't work and they'll go off on you. Because it does work. Been to New York since 9/11? It's a different place now. The entire country concentrated our thoughts and good will on that city and it changed instrinsically. Why aren't there devastating outbreaks of typhoid, malaria, and other rampant diseases after tsunamis, earthquakes, floods and other disasters? The situations invite it, the conditions are primed to allow it. But it rarely happens.

      Maybe because we all concentrate on these places and wish that it doesn't happen.

      Sounds crazy until you really think about it. New Orleans should not be capable of supporting life. After Katrina, there was 20 feet of water covering a huge swath of the city, filled with dead humans, dead animals, raw sewage and toxic chemicals, all of which receded into everyone's lawns, houses, businesses. The place still smells like death five years later. It should be entirely inhabitable. But the entire country focused on that city for weeks. Miraculously, life goes on.

      Every mental configuration we put ourselves through changes who and what we are. Merely deciding to be happy or sad or annoyed or belligerent when we wake up in the morning shapes our entire day, tweaks our reality and change alters how we physically feel.

      It's all in our heads. Literally. We could fix it if we weren't so focused on blaming it all on some outside source that we were always able to deal with in the past or is new and myserious (like wi-fi -- it used to be power lines). Because now we have a jillion things to worry about that we never gave a thought to before. We're teaching ourselves and our children to fear everything.

      THAT is what's making our kids sick.

    115. Re:Mod the summary funny by mbkennel · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Yes Mom. I know I haven't been going to the lectures; I feel physically sick in them. No mom, I didn't have a problem in high school. I think it must be the low oxygen levels in the large lecture halls. Maybe I'm really sensitive to flickering florescent lighting. Oh hi Dad. You don't think so? No I totally swear it's NOT a hangover! Really, my afternoon classes are just fine. I know what it sounds like, but college isn't as fun as back in your day. Yes I know its definitely not as fun for you when you send in the tuition check either, youve told me only about fifty times. What? can't hear you. oh by, my bros are coming over and we're gonna go down to the row and....review multi-phase fluid mechanics. bye, yes I'm sure it will pass mom. tell dad I need a bit more money again. Calculator broke twice."

    116. Re:Mod the summary funny by TheSeaCucumber · · Score: 1

      This sounds like heavy metals poisoning. If it isn't the lead paint that probably in the walls, it might have something to do with the toxic state of Lake Ontario, or more specifically the industries nearby. Why don't they try investigating that, instead of bothering me with false declarations of how the confusing, but evil, technology is harming our defenseless kids.

    117. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the pipes would have to be made of pure water too

    118. Re:Mod the summary funny by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      i just have to reply to this

      I'm not saying you dont have a point, but discounting factors such as food/drink intake is stupid. When i first started working, i drank about 8-9 cups of tea a day (out of boredom mostly, when you have to sit through 45 minute compiles on a single core machine, the coffee-machine suddenly is awesome). This was that horrible machine-produced tea too, with lots of sugar. Every weekend in those first few months i would have splitting headaches at home, and just feel like crap, however, monday morning, after a first cup of tea, i would be allright again. Many people have the same effect with coffee.

      Now obviously my situation was the other way around, sick at home, OK at work, but these kinds of factors (what does the school cafeteria serve? etc..) definitely can have an impact.

      As for the wifi claims, utter bollocks, unless all these kids live in wifi-free, neighbourhoods. Even if your house doesnt have wifi, you will still be well within wifi-range of the router next-door, across the street etc..

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    119. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is sick building syndrome. It could be in the heating system or a mold. First question should be, are these children not exposed to wifi at home?

    120. Re:Mod the summary funny by WhitetailKitten · · Score: 1

      Having spent more than half my childhood living on well water with a local aquifer (that would run dry every summer when the dipwad with the pool filled it up, but I digress), I totally know what parent means. I'm not a doctor, however, so I can't speak to how important minerals dissolved in water are to biology.

      One nitpick: How can distilled water be tasteless and bitter? Last I checked, bitter was a taste. ;)

    121. Re:Mod the summary funny by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought the fluoride in the water is why we don't all have "british looking" teeth.

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    122. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So stop broadcasting the SSID. Any nosy parent driving by with a laptop won't get the SSID, and will assume the wifi is off.

    123. Re:Mod the summary funny by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      As I remember it has a bitter-sour kind of taste compared to tap-water. I guess though it depends on what you're habituated to though. Every kind of tap water except water from a different kind of source than the one I get at home tasted weird to me.

    124. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      And you really think it won't be dismissed by "well, the WiFi was really almost off, not broadcasting SS...something"?

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    125. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different diet between home and school? There are more processed foods now than 200 years ago, also more symptoms and sensitivity to foods and food allergies.

      The only reason Wi-Fi or electrical signals would be a problem is if they were too powerful, essentially a 'fear cage' effect where people or students are being buffeted by EM fields that effect the brain and body.

      Fear cage effects are common where electrical wiring is not correct or not grounded, my closets are fear cages, every time I walk in my ears hurt and I feel as if I am being watched.

    126. Re:Mod the summary funny by Terrasque · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Electrolytes, eh? Maybe you should try some Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator! - It's got what plants crave.

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    127. Re:Mod the summary funny by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      but it does taste much different from mineral water?

      You absolutely can taste the difference. If you can't, you likely abuse your buds by smoking or drink TONS of sugary drinks.

      The minerals in water is the primary reason water tastes differently in different parts of town and all across the country. The flavor of mineral water, at least in modern times, is the reason why mineral water is so popular around the world.

      If you can't tell the difference between distilled water and mineral water, you have something wrong with your taste buds, the "mineral water" is lacking much in the way of minerals, or you are in need of serious health/dietary changes which do not negatively effect your ability to taste.

      Your body absolutely MUST be supplemented with minerals. Most people obtain their supplemental minerals by drinking water. If you are drinking distilled water, you are likely not getting enough minerals. Distilled water is good for ironing clothes, pouring into your radiator, and a few other odds and ends, but should generally not be any significant part of your diet unless you have health conditions which require otherwise. In which case, you'll likely need to be on mineral pill supplements.

      As for possible causes, it could be any number of things. Unless their schools have been environmentally tested for vapor emissions from a variety of sources, suggesting the problems are in any way, shape, or form associated with WIFI is both stupidity at its worst and quackery.

      Did you know carpet and mastics (glues) frequently emit toxic/carcinogenic vapors? Some wood products do too. But by in large, unless something has gone terribly wrong with an installation, these almost always normally dissipate over time. Not to mention, if there is a potential problem under the foundation, concrete works wonderfully to literally wick nasties from the ground directly into a building.

      Mold is also a possibility. Furthermore, if the plumbing is very old, it could be a water born issue.

      Psychosomatic illness is always a possibility. Such issues are not uncommon and particularly, if they have a quack of a nurse which may be feeding "wellness" information to students, may explain everything too.

      Lastly, just as many others have pointed out, its sounds a lot like what happens in a high stress environment. School-itis seems, by far, the most likely explanation.

    128. Re:Mod the summary funny by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Flouride won't whiten your teeth... it will protect them (in small doses) but avoiding foods that stain your teeth and brushing will keep them white ...

      Us Brits have flouride in our water too ...

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    129. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Distilled water will actually pull minerals from your body.

      Drink enough distilled water and your internal chemistry balance drops out of whack, especially sodium.

      Bad thing to try when trying to pass a urinalysis.

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    130. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In fact, yes. It was noted in some of the earliest writings on hydroponics that dirty water made plants grow better than clean filtered water.

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    131. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Can't speak for humans but RO water is a bitch to use in hydroponics because of major pH instability, having a near-zero ion content.

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    132. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Fluoride in the water makes your teeth decay by pulling calcium out.

      I've had two cases of cotton tooth caused by over-fluoridated drinking water. Both of those molars are gone. I have my canines suffering from this as well, though it has stopped since I switched to ion-filtered water.

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    133. Re:Mod the summary funny by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      Distilled water and tap water basically will have the same effect with regards to depletion of minerals.

      The only one worth thinking about is sodium. Drinking way too much water, for way too long, will eventually mean that you get a low level of sodium in your blood. Acutely this can cause confusion. In extreme circumstances (such as taking E and downing heaps of water) people can cause their brain to swell.

      The thing is, tap water water is pretty much the same as distilled water as far as the bod is concerned. If you've ever tasted normal saline, then you'll know how salty 150 mmol/L (which is similar to body's 140 mmol/L) tastes.

    134. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      'This likely would not be the case without government mandated schooling."

      Actually I knew how to read before school, thanks to learning how to use a computer.

      Of course, that kept me ahead of everyone else and constantly fucking bored in class.

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    135. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "When you make a claim like that, the burden of proof is yours. Give it your best shot."

      He'll have one hard time with me standing right here, holding nothing more than a GED yet I have the position and title of Director of Research for a LARGE horticultural corporation.

      Twenty+ years of actual experience did more than enough effective teaching.

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    136. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "So what's the difference between home wireless and school wireless?"

      Transmission power to go through all that concrete versus drywall.

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    137. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Even assuming that these systems are effective and efficient to give students the desired education I'd say they miss the point. They measure and evaluate based on the knowledge gained rather than what IMHO should be the end goal of education: preparing people to live a happy life and contributing to the community.

      That's assuming that school is immutable. Why not be calling for a change to schools, rather than attacking them? It's like the white men in Africa. They didn't go in trying to screw up people there. They thought they were working to make them happier. The problem isn't that the goals are wrong, but that they are constructed without flexibility and empathy. And when I see the people calling for the "evaluation" of schooling, they have a similar lack of flexibility and empathy, which will lead to the same or worse result.

      My problem is with the concept of what is a "basic" level of knowledge. Is it really necessary that everyone know about music, art, and early 20th century history?

      The average schools have cut art and music to where I think it's possible (if not likely) to make it through public school without touching on either. I never had a class in either. But then, I was in a gifted program, so we covered art history and touched on music appreciation in language and history classes. But history? Yes. That's a requirement. Anyone that doesn't understand history is doomed to repeat it. They need to know how this country was formed. They need to know how the country has evolved since that time. And if you don't know that, you can't be a good citizen. Without knowing the value of the vote, without knowing the reasons behind the Amendments, one can't be a "good citizen" and that's a requirement constructively contributing to the community.

      The priorities that our education systems give things you'd think that it was really important to be able to find the roots of a polynomial and that moving a power outlet in your house was something you should just wing.

      Roots of a polynomial and such are required for college. The problem is that school has become a pre-college training, rather than an education of itself. Again, the fix is to help make school relevant again, not to condemn it because people failed to keep it relevant. As for moving a power outlet in your house, that's illegal in some places and shouldn't be done by someone with a casual class 20 years ago in high school. So that's not only mostly worthless, but dangerous if it convinces someone they can safely do something they can't safely do.

    138. Re:Mod the summary funny by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you just put too much faith in government regulation. This probably won't surprise you now, but the government is not liable for people who harm themselves. The main person responsible for your safety is yourself. Don't assume that just because something can be sold means that it's safe and harmless in every way.

      Look.. I grew up with the knowledge that the FDA, or the government, made sure that food was healthy and could not be sold otherwise.

      Problem being that there is no black and white line between "healthy" and "unhealthy" like lifestyle mags sometimes make out.
      The fact that alcohol in unhealthy doesn't make the government stop people from buying it if they want to.

      Research beyond the can? Just what kind of research could you have done before the Internet? Called the manufacturer? Sure to be an unbiased source. Pay for a doctor's visit (some people don't have health insurance you know... in fact millions of Americans) to discuss all of your grocery purchase decisions?

      How about the common-sense advice of "don't make extrem dietary choices", and if you still do, don't complain if it fucks you up.

      What part of I don't have health insurance do you not understand?

      And that prevents you from asking a doctor how? As I said, you're responsible for your own safety. So stop coming up with excuses.

      After it was clear to me that mercury had always been present in the fish and that the FDA allowed it to continue, along with what I had heard about water quality in general (MTBE), I felt that instead of trusting the tap water and bottled water companies my safest bet was to research water purification techniques and hardware and purify my own water.

      You can get a detailed analysis from every water board or supplier which will tell you mineral contents and germ counts. They are tested regularly and rigerously. You can then decide for yourself whether you want to drink it or not.
      I would trust that more than my own knowledge and ressources to purify water. What if you get some nasty disease from contaimnation in your equipment? What if it's some elementary error in operating such equipment? Are you going to blame the FDA and the manufacturer for allowing you to purchase something and not making it idiot-proof? Will you point out that while it's common knowledge that drinking water requires regular and expensive testing for contamination, there are a lot of poeple who don't know that?

      P.S - I think it is fair to characterize your opinion of my ignorance as an opinion of nutrition labels in general. So is everybody who relies on this information also gobsmackingly foolhardy ignorant?

      It's more of an opinion on people who try the latest fad diets like "I'll live off nothing but canned Tuna to lose weight" and expect someone from the government to swipe the can out of their hand.

    139. Re:Mod the summary funny by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      You want to stay the hell away from farm-raised fish.

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    140. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god someone else mentioned this. I was just watching Strangelove this morning and the fluoridation conspiracy is the first thing I thought of when hipp missed the opportunity to complain about it.

    141. Re:Mod the summary funny by dave420 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

    142. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We called it Skiveritis. When you get old enough to drink it becomes the Tetley virus.

    143. Re:Mod the summary funny by hoover · · Score: 1

      A thousand times *this*. The Emperor hath no clothes....

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    144. Re:Mod the summary funny by dwandy · · Score: 1

      Why are you convinced that schooling is the only way that someone can obtain an education?

      ...maybe because they're a product of said system?

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    145. Re:Mod the summary funny by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Fluoride in the water makes your teeth decay by pulling calcium out.

      Given that calcium fluoride is insoluble in water, I'd be interested to know how it does that.

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    146. Re:Mod the summary funny by etnoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've worked on a passenger ship that used RO for drinking water distillation. The RO water is so clean straight out of the membrane that we had to "pollute" it by letting it go through a sand filter. The sand adds taste, ions and minerals (and pH stability?) to the water.

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    147. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A most excellent point, I've noticed this myself quite often at one of my work places and took regular walks around the building to clear my head.

    148. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they read? Having a population where the great majority can read is a huge change from a century ago, and one of the real wins for our education system.

    149. Re:Mod the summary funny by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. I can personally attest to the fact that kids, with radical overprotective mothers, have extreme difficulties procreating (getting laid) later on in life.

    150. Re:Mod the summary funny by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh about things like that. It is a fact that there are minerals and other stuff in our water supply and in our oxygen supply causing rainbows and such. There are god knows what things oozing out of the ground nowadays, 20 years ago we never noticed their effects so predominately.
      Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

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    151. Re:Mod the summary funny by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      From an NIH govt study...
      CONCLUSION
      Drinking water sources available to North Americans may contain high levels of Ca2+, Mg2+, and Na+ and may provide clinically important portions of the recommended dietary intake of these minerals. Physicians should encourage patients to check the mineral content of their drinking water, whether tap or bottled, and choose water most appropriate for their needs.

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    152. Re:Mod the summary funny by julesh · · Score: 1

      I thought the fluoride in the water is why we don't all have "british looking" teeth.

      Quite possibly, but rumour has it that it's why you're all obese, too.

    153. Re:Mod the summary funny by daniorerio · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter too much for humans, blood pH is a pretty steady 7.4

    154. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to schools and live in this area (Barrie currently, Creemore - south of Wasaga Beach when in school, home of the awesome Creemore Springs Beer) and there is a group of crazies around that will believe anything. I have heard it all. Most of us just laugh at these people and they will eventually go away. They are far the minority and are rarely taken seriously except for the latest local news headline before the thing is forgotten.

      As well, there are a large increase in students, and in amount of portable style class room here because of expansion problems in which there has been many mould problems. I bet many of these can be traced to this problem that has been going on for a while.

    155. Re:Mod the summary funny by julesh · · Score: 1

      Why are you convinced that schooling is the only way that someone can obtain an education?

      As far as I'm aware, it is the only system anybody has demonstrated to result in a majority of children reaching what would generally be considered an acceptable level of education to live in an industrialized society. If you're aware of any alternatives that have been shown to work for an average child, please enlighten us.

    156. Re:Mod the summary funny by gamricstone · · Score: 2, Informative

      I did not know that tuna contained mercury till I read this post. I think you over-estimate how many Americans research the contents of the food they consume. That being said, I've never been a big fan of tuna.

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    157. Re:Mod the summary funny by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I was about to call BS too, but I went and did some searching. From Wikipedia:
      Physiology

      Dental fluorosis occurs because of the excessive intake of fluoride, either through fluoride in the water supply, naturally occurring or added to it; or through other sources. The damage in tooth development occurs between the ages of 3 months to 8 years, from the overexposure to fluoride. Teeth are generally composed of hydroxyapatite and carbonated hydroxyapatite; when fluoride is present, some fluorapatite is generated. Excessive fluoride can cause white spots, and in severe cases, brown stains or pitting or mottling of enamel. Fluorosis cannot occur once the tooth has erupted into the oral cavity. At this point, fluorapatite is beneficial because it is more resistant to dissolution by acids (demineralization). Although it is usually the permanent teeth which are affected, occasionally the primary teeth may be involved.

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    158. Re:Mod the summary funny by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      you'd have know you don't need to sign or initial posts on message boards when your name is clearly displayed at the top.

      But hey, we'll let it slide ... no matter how much it irritates the fuck out of us.

      Thanks,

      DCW3

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    159. Re:Mod the summary funny by tibit · · Score: 1

      There.

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    160. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Badly maintained ventilation perhaps. Tubes are full of dust and mould.
      Also if there have been water hazard and structures are badly dried, mould can cause quite shitty symptoms and all people are not so sensitve.

    161. Re:Mod the summary funny by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As with most things, the truth lies in between. Humans need minerals, whether from food or dissolved in water, we need zinc, iron, sodium (in moderate amounts), etc. However lead, arsenic, etc. also gets into water and those are harmful. So distilled water saves us from the harms and the benefits both, but as Khyber points out if the water you drink is adding nothing then ultimately it will take the minerals that you have been getting from food and wash them out as systems tend toward equilibrium.

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    162. Re:Mod the summary funny by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The main person responsible for your safety is yourself. Don't assume that just because something can be sold means that it's safe and harmless in every way.

      Perhaps you have magic eyes that can look at a piece of fish and see the mercury in it. Do you have any useful advice (i.e. not platitudes) for those of us with normal vision?

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    163. Re:Mod the summary funny by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Pointless though it may otherwise be, I must say, wow, you owned that guy rather hard.

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    164. Re:Mod the summary funny by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Live with the consequences of your ignorance and don't blame other people. If you think that's a platitude, then tough.

    165. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an explanation. It's Subliminal Distraction exposure. When WiFi was installed students could use their computers an texting devices anywhere.

      That allowed them to create the "special circumstances" for SD exposure. This happens when you create the situation so that your brain attempts but fails to trigger the vision startle reflex a massive number of times in a compact time frame.

      It is dangerous. I suspect but cannot prove it is the cause of strange disappearances and suicides of college students. Brian Shaffer, Maura Murray, Michael Negrete, Josh Guimond, and Justin Gains are examples of disappearances.

      The problem was discovered forty years ago when it caused mental breaks for office workers. The cubicle solve it by 1968.

      Cubicles block peripheral vision for a concentrating worker preventing the subliminal detection of threat-movement.

      http://VisionAndPsychosis,Net

      If you have contacts in the school systems send them to this site.

    166. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vitamin D poisoning has similar symptoms...

    167. Re:Mod the summary funny by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you have magic eyes that can look at a piece of fish and see the mercury in it. Do you have any useful advice (i.e. not platitudes) for those of us with normal vision?

      The cocksucking regulators do. As do a large number of medical, consumer, and environmental advocacy groups.

    168. Re:Mod the summary funny by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      What do the other 50% end in?

      Homicide? *Eyes GF warily*

    169. Re:Mod the summary funny by dcw3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      About 50% of all marriages end in divorce.

      What do the other 50% end in?

      Misery?

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    170. Re:Mod the summary funny by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Not knowing something is just lack of knowledge, not stupidity.

      Stupidity is deliberately confusing not knowing something and being stupid.

    171. Re:Mod the summary funny by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      This AC is pretty smart, maybe he should be President.

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    172. Re:Mod the summary funny by Krau+Ming · · Score: 1

      "You're accusing me of being a mind-reader?" this dude is bulimic!

    173. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our current system certainly does generate a large number of completely uneducated people. I encounter them every day.

      Without schooling, you'd encounter more.

      Although, on the plus side, you'd be less likely to recognize how uneducated they were, since you would be one of them.

    174. Re:Mod the summary funny by tibit · · Score: 1

      The quote is a typical governmental non-committal BS. Surely if your diet is deficient in calcium or magnesium, then having it in the water is helpful. But then your diet is the problem to be addressed. I stand by my statement that water should not be treated like a source of any minerals when you are looking at the adequacy of your diet. If there are minerals there -- great, they can make it taste better. But don't count on them.

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    175. Re:Mod the summary funny by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Not knowing something that doesn't affect you, or that you have reason to know, or that is hard to know isn't stupidity.

      Not doing the tiniest bit of research into a food you are about to use as your entire diet, that has widely published and available data about mercury concerns, however is stupidity.

    176. Re:Mod the summary funny by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 1

      I was fine all throughout primary and secondary school, but since coming to college I've noticed that I feel physically sick in the lectures, it was enough to make me stop attending lectures almost entirely (maybe I'll do better next year).

      Those are called hangovers. I suggest scheduling later classes.

    177. Re:Mod the summary funny by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      I never thought so. I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a glass of mineral water and a glass of distilled in a blind taste test. If you're curious, go buy a jug at your local supermarket. They're only $0.79 / gallon (sometimes less) around here.

      I don't think I've actually drank distilled water before, I've only bought it to wash off PC boards and put in cooling systems.

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    178. Re:Mod the summary funny by easterberry · · Score: 1

      The problem with finals is that they're subjective by teacher. I don't have standardized testing in my country. When I took advanced grade 12 English the teacher I had was of the opinion that i order to get an A you should be able to write well enough to be a professional writer. Most other teachers require you to practically be a functional illiterate to get anything below a B-.

      I ended the course with a 75. If I had any other English teacher that would have most likely translated to a high 80 - low 90. Like my grade 9-11 English marks. I was severely hampered in my ability to get into a good university because of my teachers grading system.

      THAT is why standardized testing is a good thing.

    179. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know right it is exactly like pcb and voc and how both contain carbon. Look like we should hate everything that has carbon in it. And don't get me started about free radicals and how they cause cancer. Maybe the USA should stop importing electrons to stop all those free radicals from getting into the country. I definitely agree with you that the US is not looking out for us, but how the fuck would industrial waste get into the consumption grade fluoride without being posted on every media outlet.

      The dumb shit the water industry does do is using indicators for unclear water that have consistently been above the levels found in often contaminated water. Or the bottled water industry having to only test monthly.

    180. Re:Mod the summary funny by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Distilled water smells like Sprite. I don't know why that is. I haven't tasted it though.

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    181. Re:Mod the summary funny by Enigmafan · · Score: 1

      switch the wifi off and not tell them

      Yeah, because no-one will notice their wifi-dependant devices suddenly don't work anymore.

    182. Re:Mod the summary funny by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      But you would do a google search or whatever before deciding to eat nothing but tuna and salad, right?

      I didn't know about mercury levels in tuna once upon a either - because I basically never ate fish anyway. I must have seen something at some point (and just ignored it) since it was one of those "I somehow already knew that" moment when I did 30 seconds of research when the wife and I decided to have a kid and hence looked up dietary recommendations.

      I would have looked up the same thing if I decided to eat more that a usual amount of anything.

    183. Re:Mod the summary funny by cez · · Score: 1
      Tuna isn't the only fish high in mercury, Salmon (especially farm raised, well farm raised of most varieties of fish will be quite higher) and anything from certain streams and lakes. In some regions it is recommended you only eat a fish caught in the area once a month if memory serves me, this can differ depending on where you catch it so I suggest if you are a big fisher (not the catch and release type) you do your own research.

      [citation needed yah yah yah, well depends on where and when. Even in the Adirondacks of the North East I'm basing the one a month off of]

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    184. Re:Mod the summary funny by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I felt crippling anxiety in school for 10 years ... Of course WiFi didn't exist back then so it wasn't that

      This means that the only logical reason is that... WiFi travels back in time and affects kids in the past as well! We must stop this time traveling WiFi menace!!! Won't somebody think of the children?!!!! (You can tell it's important because of all the exclamation points I used.)

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    185. Re:Mod the summary funny by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Don't bother washing your car with distilled water unless you're entering the snootiest of car shows or you're just a filthy rich supercar owner with too much money. It's very difficult or impossible to see the difference in the result.

      Do use distilled water in your washer fluid and coolant (you can even get coolants that are safe to use with tap water).

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    186. Re:Mod the summary funny by JayWilmont · · Score: 1, Informative

      That doesn't make any sense: there is a big difference between when a chemical dissolved in another, and a chemical binding to another.

      Blood, for example, is a complex solutions containing various vitamins, minerals, hormones and cells.

      The water you drink is absorbed into the rest of your body and is added to the different fluids bodily (blood, lymph, cytoplasm, etc.).

      Then, as your kidneys filter the blood, they pull out wastes like uric acid, and the water they are dissolved in.

      So you drink water, this new water is added to other water that already contains minerals in it, resulting in more water with stuff dissolved in it. At this point the new water and old water are indistinguishable, and act the same way.

      Nothing is expelled from the body's fluids until the kidneys do their job of filtering the blood.

      Also, water isn't absorbed until it gets to your colon. So if you drink water with your food or within a few hours of eating, some of the minerals in the food that is in the process of being digested (from your mouth to your stomach to your small intestine) will get dissolved in the water as it makes its way to your colon aka large intestine.

      The only way distilled water could be bad for you is if you are replacing water containing minerals that, unless you drank them in your water, you would be deficient in, which is the case for almost nobody.

    187. Re:Mod the summary funny by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      You're massively overestimating how much tuna someone would need to eat. 10 ounces is enough to meet protein for anyone other than a bodybuilder and is more than most people need.

      Even that amount is unnecessary, however, because virtually everything we eat has protein. Someone could try to live on nothing but tuna, of course, but they'd quickly discover the joy of scurvy, rickets, goiter and a host of other diseases that stem from nutritional deficiencies.

      A normal diet (which is not the "OMG buffet must eat pounds of meat" approach many people have toward diet) would only need to include around 4-6 ounces of tuna and the rest of the needed protein would come from vegetables, grains and other sources.

    188. Re:Mod the summary funny by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      It's called drowning.

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    189. Re:Mod the summary funny by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Did you know that there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, mysidia? Children's ice cream!

    190. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish this wasn't so late, but this is the first thing I thought of: http://miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net/2007/05/27/the-truth-about-wireless-devices/

    191. Re:Mod the summary funny by dgower2 · · Score: 1

      School-itis seems, by far, the most likely explanation.

      Inflamation of the school?

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    192. Re:Mod the summary funny by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      There are more than two outcomes to a marriage, divorce being one. There's happily ever after, widowing, murder, and being together and miserable for the rest of your life.

      Back to the original point: What is the alternative to schooling? Sure there's the situation of no schooling, but I can point to educational systems around the world that don't resemble what we know as "school", yet are effective at educating.

    193. Re:Mod the summary funny by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Do you really think the best way to raise a child is by bussing him to some dreary warehouse where he'll be placed under the arbitrary authority of some adult stranger for 8 hours a day?

      Well it's a good simulation of a work environment :P

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    194. Re:Mod the summary funny by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Fluoride compounds contain fluorine. You think your hat is made out of tinfoil, but it secretly contains traces of gov't-mind-control enhancement powder that the government requires all tinfoil manufacturers to incorporate.

      If you want to get technical: they utilize silicofluoric acid, which is a fluoride, but the material they get generally contains fluorine, lead, arsenic, mercury, and other unwanted contaminants.

      The material used can also cause more contaminants to be dissolved in the water that would otherwise be left behind.

    195. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I assume that in Ontario people have wifi routers at home and in other public places? Or are they only in schools?

    196. Re:Mod the summary funny by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...so wouldn't the home environment be worse?

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    197. Re:Mod the summary funny by SiChemist · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you drink distilled water, you are increasing your fluid volume WITHOUT increasing your intake of essential minerals. This causes minerals in your tissues to move into solution until equilibrium is reached. When you excrete the excess water, these elements are removed from your body.

    198. Re:Mod the summary funny by atamido · · Score: 1

      I grew up in a place with extremely good tasting water, and unfortunately am now a bit picky about my water. I will drink most water, but always note how good or bad it tastes. And some places, like the city I work in, have tap water that is just too difficult to swallow, so I've tried a lot of varieties of bottled water.

      Most store brands of bottled water taste pretty crappy to me. Dasani is certainly my favorite. I don't know who they got to design the flavor of their water, but I'd love to shake their hand. One interesting thing I noticed about SmartWater is it doesn't seem to go through your system as quickly as other waters, which I always assumed was due to whatever included salts.

      One thing that also affects the taste of water is the container it is stored in. Essentially all plastics are going to bleed various bits into the water which will alter the flavor slightly. A similar thing happens with metal cans. Unless you are using all glass containers, minerals in your water are the only thing affecting flavor and healthiness.

      I read an article years back about distilling machines (that you fill up jugs with) where they had gone around and tested a bunch. It turned out that on most the filters were never being changed and the machines never cleaned, so the water was full of bacteria/etc well above what was allowed in tap water. Granted, this was years ago and in California, so I have no idea how widespread that problem is today. But it wouldn't surprise me if people using those are getting less mineral, but water that is more dangerous to them.

      I feel like I had a point when I started typing, but it's obviously gone way out the window now, so have a good day dgatwood.

    199. Re:Mod the summary funny by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced that forcing children to sit and pay attention for hours on end is a lousy way to teach them anything at all

      if you can't teach your child to sit still and pay attention for long-ish periods of time, you are doing them a disservice. have whatever opinions you want about a child's natural curiosity, etc but if they can't focus on a task then they aren't even qualified to mop floors at mcdonalds.

    200. Re:Mod the summary funny by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Distilled water and tap water basically will have the same effect with regards to depletion of minerals.

      That's simply not true.

      Water is a natural solvent. It will also bond, by various means, with many things. Water which already is "full" of minerals will strip the body of fewer minerals simply because it can hold fewer "new" minerals. On the other hand, distilled water will naturally absorb the body's minerals, causing them to be urinated out.

      As a result, measuring mineral content in urine will likely so similar results but for completely different reasons. In one case, the minerals are there because they were already present in the water. In the second case, the minerals will be there because they were removed from the body. This is true for all naturally occurring water and is why minerals are present in water in the first place. Why would you believe water magically works differently inside the body than it does outside the body?

    201. Re:Mod the summary funny by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      I am sure that if you were to go to their homes on the weekends you would find just as much wifi at home than at school.

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    202. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ERROR: Troll Error 0x7801dbag: (UID = 1253762) told (UID = 53032) to get off his lawn.

    203. Re:Mod the summary funny by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Distilling systems shouldn't use or need filters. The distillation process involves evaporating water and then condensing it. Must have been some other process you're thinking of. I mean sure, ostensibly you could get mold growth or something if they don't ever clean the chamber, but....

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    204. Re:Mod the summary funny by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      As long as you use your hatred of "schooling" to fix it,

      Fixing it will require either making it essential for jobs (and no, chasing a piece of paper doesn't count), or by making it optional.

      If you don't want such a radical change, then increase the awareness and usage of private schools, correspondance courses, prior learning assessments (that don't require attending courses that you probably already mastered), trade schools, or some other form of alternate education. Doing so will cause the regular schools to shape up to remain relevant.

    205. Re:Mod the summary funny by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      The major question I have is "What hole were you hiding in for the past 20 years?" If you didn't know tuna was a mercury concern (as is any fatty fish that happens to be a top predator) the only thing I can conclude is that you weren't paying attention and never watched the news or read a newspaper. Current recommendations are that you have less than two servings of any kind of fish per week. Even less if you're pregnant, nursing, or under the age of 13.

      BTW, don't build a raised vegetable planting bed from pressure treated lumber. Pressure treated lumber contains arsenic, which gets released into the soil as it decays and then ends up in your vegetables. And if the paint is peeling in your house/apartment don't eat it. Antifreeze tastes sweet and is also very toxic.

      One more thing. Stop relying on us to tell you what's toxic. Maybe pay attention to news sources.

    206. Re:Mod the summary funny by atamido · · Score: 1

      I think they filter the water before distilling, to reduce the amount of particulate buildup. The specifics could be a bit mixed up for me though as it was several years ago, and I'm entirely too lazy to do a Google search.

    207. Re:Mod the summary funny by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I had no clue until there was some discussion about it when my sister was pregnant. I never would have considered going on such a homogenized diet without doing some research first, however...

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    208. Re:Mod the summary funny by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Oh so it's the water companies dashing my dreams of growing up to be British!

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    209. Re:Mod the summary funny by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a rebuttal.

      I find it amusing that I'm coming to jcr's defense here, seeing as how he's one of those posters that makes me wish Slashdot had an "ignore" list, but seriously, that's the best you have?

      And if it irritates the fuck out of you, I suggest you lighten the fuck up.

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    210. Re:Mod the summary funny by GofG · · Score: 1

      Why is this downrated? Mod parent up insightful. Jesus, guys.

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    211. Re:Mod the summary funny by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I guess pre-filtering the water would make sense. Still (pun intended), bacteria don't evaporate with the water, so if any bacteria are present in distilled water, they were either already in the bottle before the water was added or are the result of contamination later in the process. My guess would be bacterial contamination of the water used to wash out the bottles before filling....

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    212. Re:Mod the summary funny by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Fixing it will require either making it essential for jobs (and no, chasing a piece of paper doesn't count), or by making it optional.

      You think that making schooling optional will both improve the quality of the school and the quality of education of everyone on a whole? How would that work?

      Doing so will cause the regular schools to shape up to remain relevant.

      I don't understand what you mean. You are stating that they have it within themselves to fix everything wrong, but they just don't have the motivation? And the issue is giving them the motivation, rather than just replacing the administrators who have the ability to make the schools much better, but not the motivation. And you completely ignored the changes they would need to make and assume that they are grossly mismanaged now, but, with no other changes (and somehow leaving all the incompetent administration and school boards in place), they'll magically do the right thing when a trade school opens up near them.

      And again, none of what you say about competition is related to "optional." You aren't required to attend public school now. So there's nothing stopping trade schools, private schools, correspondence schools, and such. So, by what you are talking about in the latter part of your post, schools are already optional. Yet they haven't fixed anything. If you make all schooling optional, then a number of people will drop out at the minimum working age and never complete school (they do now, but not in as many numbers as they will when it's "legal"). How is that an improvement in the education of the country?

    213. Re:Mod the summary funny by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      See, the thing is, you are an exception. Yes, some people can achieve remarkably above what one might expect, given their circumstances. Most achieve rather less. It is irresponsible to structure basic societal needs (which I believe widespread education to be) around what the exceptional few can accomplish. The fact that some few people have exceptionally high alcohol tolerances and/or driving skill doesn't mean we should implement the legal limit with them in mind.

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    214. Re:Mod the summary funny by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's called "caffeine withdrawal". Why anyone is surprised by it, when it has been documented that caffeine is addictive as heroin, I don't know...

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    215. Re:Mod the summary funny by operagost · · Score: 1

      The recommended daily allowance of mercury in your diet is ZERO. Of course the allowed daily allowance is non-zero. Go figure.

      Exactly. Just because your body doesn't need a substance doesn't make it infinitely toxic. Mind you, mercury is substantially toxic, but to demand 0 exposure is as fallacious as "zero tolerance policies".

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    216. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more common than water intoxication: drowning.

    217. Re:Mod the summary funny by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 1

      When you pretend not to understand what someone is saying because they didn't spell it out in legalease on 8x20 stationery in double-spaced Times New Roman, you only make yourself look like an ass^W^Wa talk-radio pundit.

      Fixed.

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    218. Re:Mod the summary funny by gamricstone · · Score: 1
      Yeah if I were taking up an all tuna diet I would do research. However before reading the above posts, I wouldn't have thought eating say a can of tuna every other day would have any detrimental effect effect on my health. Now before reading the above posts, I wouldn't have done any research before increasing the amount of fish in my diet(by a reasonable amount), and as everyone above says most species of fish contain mercury, this could have been a problem.

      Tibit did some math in an earlier post saying one pound of tuna was 13 times over the EPA limit. The average can of tuna, would be about 5 ounces. A single can of tuna is (according to the above math) still 4 times above the limit. So the limit won't allow for even 2 full cans of tuna per week, without breaching it. This is assuming you are not eating a larger can of tuna, or being contaminated by any other sources of mercury. Eating a can of tuna every other day, would be almost twice the EPA's limit in any given week(assuming no other mercury in your diet). Eating 3.5 double cheeseburgers (from anywhere) per week won't kill you, but eating 3.5 cans of tuna could easily lead to mercury poisoning which just might. Just trying to point out, that does not seem like a lot of tuna, for people not in the know. I do not know at what rate the body gets rid of mercury, so if the above line of reasoning is incorrect please do correct me(with cites).

      Now I'm not defending eating fish all day everyday and complaining when you get sick, but at such high levels of mercury it is EASY to see how one could get mercury poisoning from eating to much fish, especially if the numbers provided are accurate. Maybe there should be a disclaimer on the side of the tuna can: SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING DO NOT EAT 2 CANS PER WEEK (or more).

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    219. Re:Mod the summary funny by tibit · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's informative. OTOH, I don't know how much else was there -- he/she claimed tuna+salad greens. How much protein do we get from "salad greens"?

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    220. Re:Mod the summary funny by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      It's most likely the water chemistry. Most North American water systems are saturated with minerals and various biological agents.

      Right, so parents who "protect" their kids from Wi-Fi let their kids drink tap water?

      Next you'll be saying these parents let their kids walk, bike, or take anything other than mom's minivan to school.

      If anything, the kids are "suffering" at school from exposure to other humans in anything other than a sterile suburban environment.

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    221. Re:Mod the summary funny by JayWilmont · · Score: 1

      Your chemistry is sound, but your biology needs work. Our bodies are very complex, so the effects of things on whole body often cannot be summed up by simple chemistry.

      For example, the concentration of uric acid in the urine is higher than the concentration in the blood, despite the fact that the two solutions "want" to have the same concentration.

      So to say that distilled water has such an impact untrue, and is a result of an overgeneralization of simple chemical processes.

    222. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      You have demonstrated a frustrating argument style

      I'm not here to comply with your wishes, sunshine.

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    223. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      Had you spent your time in Information Technology 101 class better,

      Oh, this should be fun...

      you'd have know you don't need to sign or initial posts

      Who says I need to? I do so because I want to, and I've been doing it on /. for a lot longer than you've been around, newb.

      it irritates the fuck out of us.

      Perhaps someday, you might grow up and learn that other people don't have to obey your desires. Try to work it out in therapy.

      -jcr

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    224. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      he's one of those posters that makes me wish Slashdot had an "ignore" list, but seriously, that's the best you have?

      What, you need automated assistance to ignore someone? Sucks to be you, eh?

      -jcr

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    225. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      This likely would not be the case without government mandated schooling.

      Nope. Our national literacy rate was better before the Puritans got their wish of herding everyone into conformity factories.

      -jcr

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    226. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      Twenty+ years of actual experience did more than enough effective teaching.

      As I would expect. BTW, congratulations on your success; I hope you're enjoying your career as much as I'm enjoying mine.

      -jcr

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    227. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      Having a population where the great majority can read is a huge change from a century ago,

      No, it's not. Most Americans could already read before schooling became mandatory.

      -jcr

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    228. Re:Mod the summary funny by daveime · · Score: 1

      and I've been doing it on /. for a lot longer than you've been around, newb.

      US has been fucking around in Afghanistan for almost the same length of time ... it doesn't make that right, either.

      Playing the Low ID / calling people "newb" has got to be the saddest /. ploy ever. It's funny, you seem to imply that because you have a low ID, your style of post is somehow "more correct" than mine, and yet in your closing sentence, you state that other people don't have to obey my desires. But they should obey yours because of your low ID ?

      "I've been here longer, so I'm right, and you're wrong, newb" seems to be the gist of your rebuttal.

      I'm not saying you have to obey anything I say ... what you do with your posts is entirely up to you, no matter how stupid you look.

      All I'm saying is it irritates the fuck out of me (and presumably many others).

    229. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      ...I can point to educational systems around the world that don't resemble what we know as "school", yet are effective at educating.

      And yet, for some reason you don't do it.

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    230. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Then you are another who doesn't get what this is about, what the stakes are.

      Could what you describe work for some individuals? Sure. For enough of them so as to assure stable society? Hell no.

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    231. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are joking, but I actually had some serious health issues that presented like that.

      In the morning I would wake up and feel physically ill. Almost to the point of puking, sometimes I did. My heart felt funny. My stomach hurt. Just an overall feeling of illness I didnt know how to describe.

      I'd call my parents (who both worked), they'd let me stay home. I'd stillfeel bad for a few hours, but feel better around noon.

      I eventually dropped out as a result, as any more missed classes would have meant legal problems for my parents.

      Years later, I realized I just had undiagnosed social anxiety. I'm a little better now, and maybe this should have been diagnosed much earlier, but such is life. I wouldn't be surprised if at least some of the kids effected have it too. My biggest problem was just that I didn't even really know what anxiety was. it's not a topic that ever came up.

      I dont think they should all be written prescriptions, but at least explore those feelings with a therapist and try to address them, instead of writing it off as 'wifi allergies' or worse just dismissing it all as general truency.

    232. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Drywall has notoriously poor radio insulation capabilities, while metal-reinforced cinder block walls you find in schools do a better job of blocking the signal.

      So no, the school environment would be worse, if all that EM actually had any real perceivable effect.

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    233. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I *LOVE* my career. Working on methods of producing food with as little energy as possible is quite a rewarding challenge.

      And the global travel is nice.

      And the amount of free equipment that gets sent to me... WOOT!

      Oh, that reminds me, I should see what's on woot.com today.

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    234. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Excessive fluoride can cause white spots, and in severe cases, brown stains or pitting or mottling of enamel."

      BING! Right there. If I took a picture of my back molars, they're almost ALL like that due to excessive fluoridation of water when I was younger. (And we used to joke about something in Texas water.. well, guess what?)

      However, fluorosis CAN occur after oral cavity breach. The concentration of fluoride has to be high enough, which is rare except for at a dentist's office. This is why there is a limit on how long you hold that fluoride rinse in your mouth at the dentist's office.

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    235. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1
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    236. Re:Mod the summary funny by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I learned somethin' new. ;-)

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    237. Re:Mod the summary funny by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      The assumption here is that they'd be using more powerful transmitters in the school to compensate for the opaqueness of the walls. My experience with large scale wireless setups is that they don't use more powerful transmitters, they use more transmitters. So the student has more chance of an unimpeded view of a wireless antenna than he would if the walls were drywall.

      Fair enough. But consider where the wireless router is located in most homes -- right by the computer, where the kid spends most of his waking hours looking at pr0n... sorry, doing homework and updating facebook. Within inches, not feet, of the primary antenna. Remember how the inverse-square law applies to signal strength.

      I'm trying to make the original charge work in my head, but I just can't. I suspect a competent, well-versed lawyer could take this apart in court. To wit:

      "The building contractors estimate that the average distance from antenna to student is (let's make up a number) 20 feet. Mrs Smith, does your family have internet at home?"

      "Why, yes."

      "Do you have wireless at home?"

      "No. Wireless is evil. It makes my child sick."

      "But your child does not get sick at home."

      "No. That proves it."

      "Mrs. Smith, how to do you access the internet?"

      "Oh, I have a laptop."

      "And what color is the cord you use to plug into the internet?"

      "I don't understand. All I have is a power cord."

      "So, you're saying that you use wireless internet at home?"

      "Heaven's no. I'm told it's something called wifi."

      "Thank you Mrs. Smith. One more question: When Comcast installed your broadband, they put a box called a cable modem somewhere. Where would that be?"

      "Right by the computer."

      "Is that the same computer your child uses for homework and games?"

      "Yes. It's hard sometimes to get him away from it."

      "Defense rests."

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    238. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with the study you suggest is that it isn't even single-blind (is that an actual term, or did I make it up?) let alone double-blind. The kids could fairly easily discover that the wifi network had been switched off, and just knowing the wifi has been switched off may make the kids feel better.

    239. Re:Mod the summary funny by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      Nope. Our national literacy rate was better before the Puritans got their wish of herding everyone into conformity factories.

      Where did you get that? It seems that the historical literacy rates have gone down pretty much since forever.

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      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMs.
    240. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 1

      It certainly sounds like an interesting field. I guess you're building on Norman Borlaug's work?

      -jcr

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    241. Re:Mod the summary funny by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Building upon his work and the work of Dr. Maynard Murray.

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    242. Re:Mod the summary funny by jcr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's funny, you seem to imply that because you have a low ID, your style of post is somehow "more correct" than mine,

      I made no such claim. You're the one with the psychological problem that's making you bitch about something that's not your decision to make.

      "I've been here longer, so I'm right, and you're wrong, newb" seems to be the gist of your rebuttal.

      Rebuttal? What's to rebut? You bitch about something I do, I decline to conform to your demands. No rebuttal needed.

      All I'm saying is it irritates the fuck out of me

      Grow up and cope, sunshine.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    243. Re:Mod the summary funny by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

      Um, being in school doesn't count as a reason?

      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?

      It's not just your observation there really are way too many stupid people in the world. I have been exposed to wifi signlas for several years, nearly 24 hours a day. I have yet to experience "wifi sickness" the whole idea of it makes me want to puke. No wait that's the really bad coffee I'm drinking, but seriously wifi sickness? I have a wifi router at home that runs 24/7, I manage a hotel and it's wifi network. The only time I have experienced any of these so-called symptoms is when I haven't been eating right or drinking enough water. The most common cause of a head ache is dehydration. The best cure is as my Drill Sergeant use to say, "Drink water!!!!" Every single one of those symptoms can be explained as dehydration: head aches, dizziness, nausea, racing heart rates, all symptoms of dehydration! Also: skin rashes, memory loss, night sweats, insomnia, trouble concentrating; again dehydration and also possible mal-utrition! But what do I know, I'm just an over weight hotel manager with a computer addiction I couldn't possibly be talking from a personal experience point of view now could I.

    244. Re:Mod the summary funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

      Um, being in school doesn't count as a reason?

      It's called Subliminal Distraction exposure. It was discovered and solved forty years ago.

    245. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You are, too. We all are, that's the point. Look around you, at that fairly civilisied, industrialised society you live in is; in large part, a product of not too many completelly uneducated & unsocialised people running around.

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    246. Re:Mod the summary funny by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So...is that why you want more of them?

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  3. Yeah... by mewshi_nya · · Score: 5, Interesting

    because stress NEVER causes any of those symptoms...

    1. Re:Yeah... by Dumnezeu · · Score: 1

      And stress is in NO way induced by the huge amount of information available on the Internet.

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      Yes, it's sarcasm. Deal with it!
    2. Re:Yeah... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Hey, I have those same symptoms at work. That's the cost of earning a paycheck in IT.

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      Life is not for the lazy.
    3. Re:Yeah... by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Its not the stress from school however. Its all the gossip, texting and stuff too each other on their new all expensed paid iphones.

      --
      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    4. Re:Yeah... by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Took the words right out of my mouth. I'd like to see a controlled experiment where empty WiFi access point cases (sans radio gear, you can still do LED blinkies) are mounted with net cables 'connected' as well as power. Do it in a school that doesn't have it and say they're turning it on for administrative reasons. Then see if they 'exhibit' the same 'symptoms'.

      Then we'd finally put this RF sensitivity bovine effluent to rest.

  4. Perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...being around other kids?

  5. I don't know.... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 3, Interesting

    " ..Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

    Maybe kids don't like being in school? I found myself more active and alert when at home as opoposed to school when I was attending.

    1. Re:I don't know.... by black3d · · Score: 1

      Almost every top level post reply to this topic deserves a "Wooosh". Does nobody get thats obviously what the submitter was getting at? :\

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      "The true measure of a person is how they act when they know they won't get caught." - DSRilk
    2. Re:I don't know.... by moortak · · Score: 1

      We're all quick to assume it is purely psychosomatic, but there may be another explanation. Poor ventilation choices, bad lighting, or paint could all cause the problems they mention.

      --
      Xavier Rabourdin for president 2012
    3. Re:I don't know.... by meerling · · Score: 1

      Of course there's the possibility of fumes of some sort from either the grounds, buildings, or even from a student or teacher that bathes in perfume/cologne.
      Are they near an industrial site of some kind, even heavy congested traffic with an excess of carbon monoxides among other possiblities.
      If you skip aerial causes, there's still the food or water. Heck, the water could get you depending on what's in it if you just shower after gym.
      And don't forget hysteria. Remember that town just recently that raised a fuss claiming EMF allergies from a new transmission tower? They even saw their symptoms vanish if they went away to another town. The owner of the tower was apparently upset by this when confronted about it, but he doubted it was the transmission tower as it wasn't even on.
      (EMF Allergies == New Age Hypochondria )

      just one article about this kind of stupidity, namely the one I mentioned earlier: http://mybroadband.co.za/news/Wireless/11099.html

    4. Re:I don't know.... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was completely serious. The mold and building cleanliness things are likely contributors.

      Or maybe the mold and allergens are reacting to the wifi, creating some kind of scifi-esq B movie monster. What has technology wroght!?

  6. WiFi at home? by leenks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't people in Canada have WiFi at home? Surely if the illness was WiFi related they'd be suffering at home, in cities, on planes, or any other populated place?

    1. Re:WiFi at home? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'm canadian and don't know anyone without wifi at home. This is dumb stuff to get votes, nothing more.

    2. Re:WiFi at home? by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      ... or their neighbours? RF doesn't stop at your neighbours fence.

    3. Re:WiFi at home? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      The places listed are kinda .... undeveloped. But even so they have plenty of wifi there.

    4. Re:WiFi at home? by dimeglio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. The rf spectrum is at full capacity and signals at every frequency are being constantly broadcast. WiFi only represents a fraction of this and it is ridiculous to link the symptoms of these children to it. It might be interesting to build a Faraday cage around the schools and see if symptoms go away.

      Commercial FM broadcast signals are usually the worse.

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      Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the author.
    5. Re:WiFi at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, we don't even have jet planes. I mean, who trusts an engine where you can't see the propeller going 'round and 'round?

    6. Re:WiFi at home? by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know what you mean since I've been to 3/5 of the mentioned places, but for anyone who hasn't been there "undeveloped" is not really the right word... they're fairly typical lower-class suburban/sorta-rural areas. "Undeveloped" implies something like a third-world country... and while there are places in Canada that resemble that, lower-class areas of south-central Ontario don't really fit that description :)

    7. Re:WiFi at home? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      RF doesn't stop at your neighbours fence.

      ...no, but RF field intensities do decrease with the square of the distance from the transmitter, which could (not saying it does) explain why an effect is notable near a transmitter, and not further away.

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    8. Re:WiFi at home? by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's probably the dihydrogen monoxide in the water suply.

      --
      Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
    9. Re:WiFi at home? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if you ever turned on WiFiFoFum. You'll find that just walking down the street, you'll run into hundreds of wifi routers. I turned it on in the parking lot of my office building, and got about 50 separate SSIDs. Seriously, the school is probably the place the the lowest amount of Wifi in the town. There is usually quite a bit if room around the schools for the kids to play in. Just sitting inside my house, I pick up 10 WiFi routers. Which may be more than you could pick up in a school.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    10. Re:WiFi at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dihydrogen monoxide.. what kind of bullshit is that? :D

    11. Re:WiFi at home? by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take three of the schools. In school 1, have an IT guy totally turn off the WiFi without telling anyone. In school 2, have the same IT guy say that he's turning off the WiFi, but have it go black and broadcast just as much as usual. In school 3, blanket the parents with information that the WiFi is being shut off, then don't change a thing. Take a look at what effects this has on student / parent complaints.

    12. Re:WiFi at home? by wagnerrp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be more interesting to turn off the school's WiFi, not tell anyone, and see if the symptoms go away.

    13. Re:WiFi at home? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      To people that don't live in Ontario they could think TFA is referring to cities with a million people when they are more like... 20,000 people. Don't expect high-rises with 500 wireless routers in them like you would in a proper city.

    14. Re:WiFi at home? by daveime · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's always bothered me too, why they refer to "chemicals in the water" ?

      Shouldn't that be "chemicals in the other chemicals with a way more scary sounding chemical name".

    15. Re:WiFi at home? by Rogue974 · · Score: 1

      Don't mess around with that DiHydrogen Monooxide (DHMO) stuff. It is nasty stuff and if they are finding that in these schools water supply, then they need to be going after that instead of WiFi, because we know that stuff is nasty. I can't even believe these Canadians would let their kids go to school that has Dihydrogren Monoxide in it. Apparently, the WiFi is the red herring to draw attention away from the real problems. If any of you doubt, check this out:

      http://www.dhmo.org/

      Did you know that inhaling a small amount of this stuff can lead to death! If you are exposed to solid DHMO it can cause significant skin damage that can even cause you to loose the exposed part of your body! They even found that almost even crazy dog attack that resulted in harm to a human or death was followed shortly after these dogs ingested DMHO! All of these facts about the affect of DMHO are absolutely and completely 100% true and the government is doing nothing about it and now these schools are going after WiFi while continuing to ignore the risks of DMHO!!!

      Unbelievable! ;)

    16. Re:WiFi at home? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Sorry won't work - and sorry I can't be bothered to search for that silly form.

      The school 1 scenario won't work as all student's and teacher's laptops and smartphones stop connecting to the wifi, making them realise it's not on, and probably start complaining about it.

      In school 3, at least set all your networks to "hidden" otherwise they will discover the network immediately. And sue for lying. Which they could do anyway.

    17. Re:WiFi at home? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like a pessimist, but I suspect in Scenario 1 the parents will complain bitterly about the WiFi their students are still being subjected to. And they'll provide proof of it too. And in Scenario 3, the parents will say what a great difference it has been to how their students feel.

      The real, legitimate test is Scenario 2 of course. But in Scenario 1 and 3 you at least discover how much information is getting to the parents, what those information channels might be, and how grounded complaints might be. Oh, and if you're right, Scenario 1 and 3 gives you get a ton of ammunition to tell the lot that they're bonkers and to go sod off. Scenario 2 would provide proof, but Scenario 1 and 3 makes Scenario 2 unassailable in public forums.

    18. Re:WiFi at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more likely to be the Hydrogen Hydroxide. This is a quite common contaminant in the water supply.

    19. Re:WiFi at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why this isn't blamed for more of these type of issues. Of course the cure is simple, just drink lots of water.

    20. Re:WiFi at home? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      The pH of the water was tested at 7. SEVEN!!

      And we all know that 7 is the most acidic that an alkali can possibly be. OUTRAGEOUS!

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      -David
    21. Re:WiFi at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dey took r minerallsssss.....derpa derpa derrrrrr

    22. Re:WiFi at home? by CreatorOfSmallTruths · · Score: 1

      It would be more interesting to turn off the school's WiFi, not tell anyone, and see if the symptoms go away.

      Yeah.. good luck with that.. it's a public wifi network, don't you think someone will notice... ?

    23. Re:WiFi at home? by hazah · · Score: 1

      I live in Barrie. It's 120,000 people, but probably much more at this point. It's expanding rather rapidly. It is my suspicion that most of the other little towns that have been mentioned will eventually be swallowed up by Barrie (Already happening).

    24. Re:WiFi at home? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Well Barrie is by far the largest city on that list though. I'd even call it a city! I'm sure its population is similar to or greater than all the other towns on the list combined. And when you look at it from a global point of view it probably is around 5000th for city population.

    25. Re:WiFi at home? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sodding kids all walk round with a bloody mobile phone permanently attached to one ear. But inverse square law be damned, it must be the wi-bastard-fi.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    26. Re:WiFi at home? by hazah · · Score: 1

      Bah, I still call it a village. After living in Europe... It's just not possible to call it otherwise.

  7. It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll bet dollars to doughnuts it's a mold problem in the school. My guess is stachybotrys. Look It up, the symptoms match perfectly.

    1. Re:It's Black Mold by Peach+Rings · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sounds like x, I read that it matches the symptoms perfectly" is exactly what produced this crap in the first place.

    2. Re:It's Black Mold by mevets · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Do you think WIFI radiation could encourage stachybotrys growth? After this, therefore because of this.

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      buggy product without fully testing it first. [el reg]

    3. Re:It's Black Mold by cptdondo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mold my butt. If the kids are getting sick from radio waves, take away their cell phones. That'll cure'm quick!

    4. Re:It's Black Mold by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      No, but drilling into the walls to mount routers would allow spores to get out from behind the wall and into the open air.

      Especially if they had a habit of getting or two holes wrong.

      --
      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    5. Re:It's Black Mold by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      If they are drilling that many holes to install WIRELESS routers they are seriously doing it wrong.

    6. Re:It's Black Mold by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If that were the case, the teachers and staff - who are exposed a lot more - would be getting symptoms too.

      Here's a really easy test: Turn off all the wireless routers in the building and keep it a secret from the children and parents as best you can.

      $5 says nothing will change.
      =Smidge=

    7. Re:It's Black Mold by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Both when I was in college and now at my work place, there's externally mounted Cisco devices with high gain antennas mounted to the walls.

      This is seriously bad medical House, M.D. style logic, but, there's a thin veneer of plausibility that if you drill holes into a wall full of black mold, the mold may be getting out through those holes.

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      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    8. Re:It's Black Mold by adamdoyle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wireless routers aren't wireless... they have an Ethernet and power cable connected to them. (it's the signal they produce that's wireless)

    9. Re:It's Black Mold by gutnor · · Score: 1

      Yes, I guess they bought defective unit or fake. Working one can be kept it in the box in the basement. Hint: if it requires a network or power connection, that is a fake, don't fall for it you are hurting US economy.

    10. Re:It's Black Mold by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      oh, I agree. There was a great Skeptoid about it.

      I was just trying to present a plausible scenario where installing a wireless setup could possibly expose people to mold.

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      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    11. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not, dumb ass. A casual bet (that may be speculation) on a web forum with a suggested cause and therefore the implication that it may be reasonable to explore this avenue further is not the same thing as petitioning for a ban based on some speculation.

      Disciplined science and even mathematics conducted by humans almost always starts out as wild speculation.

    12. Re:It's Black Mold by Zerth · · Score: 4, Funny

      In this case, I'd say do it the other way around. Tell them the wifi is off and actually turn them off, but put some transmitters sending white noise on the frequencies they were using.

      If their "disease" can tell the difference between white noise and encoded transmissions, put them to work at the Canadian equivalent of the NSA.

    13. Re:It's Black Mold by sznupi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't forget about modulated electromagnetic fields produced by headphones of any portable audio player! Basically inside of the skull!!

      Close to hippocampus, too - a part of brain crucial in long-term memory!

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    14. Re:It's Black Mold by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      You nailed it.

      Now the question is, does WIFI help black mold proliferate?

      Or is it just cost cutting?

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    15. Re:It's Black Mold by bcmm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Sounds like x, I read that it matches the symptoms perfectly" is exactly what produced this crap in the first place.

      No it isn't. The difference is in whether x is a real thing or not.

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      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    16. Re:It's Black Mold by Urkki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both when I was in college and now at my work place, there's externally mounted Cisco devices with high gain antennas mounted to the walls.

      This is seriously bad medical House, M.D. style logic, but, there's a thin veneer of plausibility that if you drill holes into a wall full of black mold, the mold may be getting out through those holes.

      I bet there aren't many buildings which are bad enough to have walls full of black mold, yet are airtight enough so that drilling a few extra holes into the interior walls will make any big difference in the amount of spores getting into the breathing air. Note that ventilation and wind will cause a pressure difference that will move air through the walls, it's only a matter of how much, because there are always holes and cracks in any regular house wall.

    17. Re:It's Black Mold by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Pesticide use or the dry erase marker solvents can cause this as well ;)

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    18. Re:It's Black Mold by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      Two teachers at the school my mom taught in got seriously sick and a third one died due to a mold problem.

    19. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sounds like x, I read that it matches the symptoms perfectly" is exactly what produced this crap in the first place.

      But mold has been recognized as causing similar problems and has a test.

    20. Re:It's Black Mold by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The purpose of WiFi makes it hard to not notice that it's off...

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    21. Re:It's Black Mold by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      How could you possibly keep that a secret? Within 5 minutes of school starting every kid with a laptop or smart phone would know there is no wifi signal.

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    22. Re:It's Black Mold by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mold my butt. If the kids are getting sick from radio waves, take away their cell phones. That'll cure'm quick!

      No shit. Have a tech bring a spectrum analyzer in and end the discussion once and for all. Odds are, they're getting a hell of a lot more exposure to ionizing radiation from the cell phones they have jammed into the sides of their pretty little heads that from some roof-mounted WAP that's fifty or sixty feet away.

      I feel sorry for the kids, I really do ... not because they're feeling ill, they'll get over that, but because they're being raised by morons.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    23. Re:It's Black Mold by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      This is an elementary school. Now I might be wrong, but I'm fairly confident in assuming that the vast majority of students would not be owning and using their devices on the school's WiFi network.

      If it's anything like the WiFi networks in elementary schools around here, they have a cart or two full of laptops that a teacher can sign out and use for a class for one day. If that's the case, just don't issue the laptops for a week and see what happens.
      =Smidge=

    24. Re:It's Black Mold by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hah. Your most reminds me of a story about a school janitor that had problems with the school girls putting lipstick on and kissing the bathroom mirrors (leaving lipstick kiss marks.)

      No amount of telling the girls not to do it stopped them, so one day they brought the girls into the bathroom in small groups and the janitor says "let me show you how hard it is to clean lipstick off mirrors" and then promptly sticks a mop into one of the toilets, takes it out dripping wet, and then proceeds to scrub the mirrors with the toilet-water.

      After that day, the girls never kissed the mirrors again.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    25. Re:It's Black Mold by hokeyru · · Score: 1

      How do you send a text message holding the phone next to your head?

    26. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Said agency is called CSEC.

    27. Re:It's Black Mold by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      "that many holes" I doubt one or two tiny holes per school that may or may not be necessary will effect the air quality enough to have an effect.

    28. Re:It's Black Mold by fermion · · Score: 1
      I know one school were mold is a major issue. Most teachers are not effected. Most students are no effected. A few do have sensitivities. If the hygiene theory of allergies is correct, then it would make sense that parent who are paranoid about germs and power lines and the like would have trouble in the modern world, which in general still includes germs and power lines. A large part of living is acclimation. One gets used to environmental stressors, and tend to compensate.

      Look at it this way. If one is raised in the city, then one might have problems dealing with rabbits running around the perimeter, taking baths in the cold creek, the pitch blackness of night, and the crickets singing you to sleep. Some would die of pneumonia within a week. But that does not mean we have to kill all the crickets and use the creek to cool a nuclear power plant.

      What people do not get is that learning is hard work, with stress. One can make it easier by selectively enrolling a kid in school, my two years in private school were the easiest and least productive of my life, but that hardly prepares one for the real world, where one might not be able to find employment in a faraday cage that is sanitized and hermetically sealed.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    29. Re:It's Black Mold by daveime · · Score: 1

      They got attacked by someone holding a dictionary ?

      I mean seriously, even for a country that is obsessed with me, me, me, trying to remove "u" from the alphabet is going a bit far.

    30. Re:It's Black Mold by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      put them to work at the Canadian equivalent of the NSA.

      The NS, eh?

    31. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Black Mold is pretty rare, and only appears in Gehennom (and only in Slash'EM). Either way, the problem can be solved with a blessed scroll of genocide.

    32. Re:It's Black Mold by meerling · · Score: 1

      Bugger! I'm in Oregon, I really should have thought of mold specifically, it's like a statewide crop here.

    33. Re:It's Black Mold by meerling · · Score: 1

      Secret? Turning off the wireless in a school full of kids with wireless devices? That's going to be like trying to keep 10,000 man nazi rally secret in downtown Jerusalem.

    34. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sounds like x, I read that it matches the symptoms perfectly" is exactly what produced this crap in the first place.

      No it isn't. The difference is in whether x is a real thing or not.

      Not only that, but mold causing those types of symptoms is proven medical fact. And you can actually test the air instead of relying on supposition and superstition. But that would cost money- enacting a wifi ban does not.

    35. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wireless routers aren't wireless... they have an Ethernet and power cable connected to them. (it's the signal they produce that's wireless)

      Yes, and you can have two routers talk to each other via wifi as opposed to the ethernet cables. In fact, many hotels, schools, and other places which require multiple hotspots will use a few routers as wireless bridges to connect the access points.

      Or in other words, the only cable you HAVE to have connected to a wireless device is the power adapter. The exception being, of course, the one router which integrates the wireless network into a wired one.

    36. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WiFi is not a real thing?

    37. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't joke about the Canandian NSA, they just figured out how to wiretap two cans connected by string.

    38. Re:It's Black Mold by Festeron · · Score: 1

      Mold my butt.

      It took me a moment to realize you meant "mold" as a noun here.

    39. Re:It's Black Mold by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      It's not the holes that are the problem, but the wire routing to them... Cable routing means potentially stirring up a lot of dust that otherwise would not have been moving. "Two tiny holes per school" is seriously understating the effort involved in wifi deployment for a large building or campus...

      Nobody is saying that mold is a definite cause here, but it's a hell of a lot more likely than the few milliwatts a wifi transmitter sends.

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    40. Re:It's Black Mold by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Odds are, they're getting a hell of a lot more exposure to ionizing radiation from the cell phones they have jammed into the sides of their pretty little heads that from some roof-mounted WAP that's fifty or sixty feet away.

      Since neither produces ionizing radiation, your statement seems inaccurate.

    41. Re:It's Black Mold by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      ...I'm fairly confident in assuming that the vast majority of students would not be owning and using their devices on the school's WiFi network...

      It only tak es one.

    42. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      put them to work at the Canadian equivalent of the NSA.

      The NS, eh?

      Took me a while to get that. Brilliant.

    43. Re:It's Black Mold by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      How do you send a text message holding the phone next to your head?

      You go right on picking nits. A cell phone transmitting right next to your body is going to give you more exposure to RF than a distant WAP. The point is that these parents aren't thinking the whole thing through.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    44. Re:It's Black Mold by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Odds are, they're getting a hell of a lot more exposure to ionizing radiation from the cell phones they have jammed into the sides of their pretty little heads that from some roof-mounted WAP that's fifty or sixty feet away.

      Since neither produces ionizing radiation, your statement seems inaccurate.

      Sorry, my bad.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    45. Re:It's Black Mold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet dollars to doughnuts it's a mold problem in the school. My guess is stachybotrys. Look It up, the symptoms match perfectly.

      Wouldn't surprise me...

      What is it with people going 'oh we are sick let us all blame technology' :/

  8. Hmmm.... by pspahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could there be any other explanation? Uh, well of course. Schools are hotbeds of spreading sickness, this is nothing new. For this to really mean something, how about they look at places that have a lot of wifi going on without all the germ spreading. Maybe they could look at dense urban areas that have a lot of wifi yet everyone lives in their own apartment and aren't picking their nose and then getting a drink from the water fountain.

    School boards are so.... Yea.

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    Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    1. Re:Hmmm.... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, please. The problem here is yuppies, yuppies, yuppies who never had any real life experience, who never felt any real pain, who grew up living in boring and sterile households, who were able to procreate. The thing called life that happens occasionally has finally caught their simple minds off-guard, and they're flailing around looking for the first thing to blame.

      ...and you are one of them, with your FUD about schools being hotbeds of sickness and filthy lucre. This isn't the ol' chicken-pox-in-preschool thing, and had many of these people actually been able to develop an immune system in the absence of obsessive Lysol-spraying and disinfectant-mopping, this wouldn't even be an issue. Man, it's like you morons think that occasional sickness is the exception, not the rule. Looks like all those sensational news scares and andvertising have penetrated into your minds.

    2. Re:Hmmm.... by AnonymousClown · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Reminds me of a news segment about that peanut based food for Third World Children in order to get some protein in their diet. The reporter asked one of the docs supervising the program about peanut allergies. The doc responded that there are no peanut allergies in developing countries.

      --
      RIP America

      July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

    3. Re:Hmmm.... by BorelHendrake · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am living in Barrie Ontario right now and I'm telling you Yuppies are the last thing you are going to see around here...

    4. Re:Hmmm.... by pspahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...and you are one of them, with your FUD about schools being hotbeds of sickness and filthy lucre.

      Wow, you're serious. I worked in a school for four years. Never have I contracted more passing illnesses in my life. I have a strong immune system and am in relatively good shape for my age. Maybe the FUD you infer is that of your perception. I'm simply stating facts. Schools are places where germs get spread. Just like airports, hospitals, and other places where a lot of people congregate. Get off the conspiracy wagon and look at a post objectively for once.

      For the record, I follow George Carlin's advice. The only reason I wash my hands after going to the bathroom (unless I'm cooking or something, mind you) is when I shit on them.

      --
      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    5. Re:Hmmm.... by Ironchew · · Score: 0, Troll

      there are no peanut allergies in developing countries.

      Not yet. Wait until they introduce it on a massive scale.

    6. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The doc responded that there are no peanut allergies in developing countries.

      Well, there might be. But most die in infancy due to peanut devils before they can get tested.

    7. Re:Hmmm.... by TheEyes · · Score: 1

      there are no peanut allergies in developing countries.

      Not yet. Wait until they introduce it on a massive scale.

      What the GP means is that food allergies are the inevitable consequence of living in a highly sterilized society. The human body actually requires a whole host of organisms to function properly. The gut in particular is an ecosystem all to itself; something like 50-75 percent of the efficiency of your digestive system comes from various bacteria and other organisms living in your stomach, mouth and intestines. Food allergies mostly stem from the immune system becoming too aggressive and attacking the body due to the presence of certain foods: dairy, peanuts, wheat gluten, pollen, etc.

      There is a growing body of medical evidence suggesting that certain parasites common to third world nations can prevent such allergic reactions from occurring, possibly because the remind the body what a "real" threat is. These sorts of parasites are of course missing from societies that partake heavily of antibacterial soap and are keenly aware of the germ theory of disease. Even today there are people (crazy, IMO, as the science is still up in the air) who deliberately infect themselves with hookworms to cure asthma and other allergies. Someday in the future it may not be unusual to see people deliberately infecting themselves with custom-designed parasites to cure these sorts of diseases.

    8. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am living in Barrie Ontario right now and I'm telling you Yuppies are the last thing you are going to see around here...

      Are they that dangerous?

    9. Re:Hmmm.... by c6gunner · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's rather like Ahmadinejad claiming that there aren't any homosexuals in Iran. Same level of plausibility.

    10. Re:Hmmm.... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yep, a lot of factors come together to make schools a great place for spreading germs:

      1) You are dealing with kids who tend to get sick more often anyhow. This is in part because their immune systems are still developing, and in part because they do not take many of the hygiene steps that most adults do (like not putting everything in your mouth).

      2) It's lots of people spending a lot of time in close proximity with one another. There are more than a few illnesses that don't live for long outside of a body, so some distance goes a long ways to stopping it. You don't get that in school, kids are packed in pretty good.

      3) You shuffle and mix people around. While most of the time is spent in close proximity in class, you then mix it up at recess, at lunch, in different classes (for the older grades) and so on. So things don't stay contained to one subgroup, they have the chance to move.

      4) Cleaning procedures are not that good. There is neither the time nor the money to do a through cleaning of everything in school every day, especially given all the potential surfaces where germs can hide. As such schools are just not kept as clean as some other environments that are similar (like a hospital).

      5) Nearly everything is shared. At home and at work my computer, my desk, etc are all mine, reserved for my exclusive use. At school that is rarely true. Desks are often first come, first serve, computers are in labs used by all and so on. The more people that use something, the more chances it can be used as an infection vector.

      6) Absence is discouraged. Workplaces often tell sick people to get out, even if they want to come to work. They want things kept healthy, rather than perfect attendance. Schools heavily pressure attendance, and it can be a real pain to miss things and have to play catchup. As such kids may end up going to school when they are a bit sick, but seem ok, whereas an adult might choose (or be forced) to stay home. Also with cuts to subs teachers practically have to be dying before they can miss a day. Well sometimes "a little sick" means "Highly contagious but without frank symptoms."

      Basically schools are just ideal places for spreading disease. Now this isn't all bad, kids need to be exposed to disease for their immune systems to develop and strengthen. However it also means that you have to accept that they will be sick a lot more than you probably will be.

    11. Re:Hmmm.... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Don't forget about churches. In churches (as compared to schools and workplaces) people are crammed much closer together and handholding / hugging are often implicitly mandatory.

    12. Re:Hmmm.... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Also, food allergies seem to be a symptom of lack of breastfeeding and using formula instead. Obviously, virtually everybody breastfeeds in third world countries.

      http://www.webmd.com/parenting/baby/news/20080107/breastfeeding-may-lower-allergy-risk

      Unfortunately for me, my mom bought into that whole 'we know everything a baby needs and formula is better than breastfeeding' nonsense that was popular back then.

      I am equally suspect of dog food. Yeah, like you really know everything my dog needs. Translation: Here's a bunch of cheap, rotten crap we can't sell to people for health reasons. Let's spray it on a soy/cereal mixture... I mean, we know everything your dog needs and I can't believe you don't give your dog dog food! What a terrible dog owner giving them table scraps like they've been eating for thousands of years.

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      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    13. Re:Hmmm.... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Only people who don't wash their hands after a trip to the bathroom are people who have a secret fetish that turns them on at the thought of sharing their ball-sweat with others.

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      - These characters were randomly selected.
    14. Re:Hmmm.... by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

      Wow get off yer high horse... Kids bring home germs. If you had a kid or really, spent any time with kids, you would know that they are filthy and stick everything everywhere.

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    15. Re:Hmmm.... by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      Two things become clear from this little rant.

      1) You have never been around children in numbers. We can infer the cause of this is your apparent rabid personality. 2) You spend far too much time in your mothers basement reading the internet.

      A couple of points. Children are disease vectors. All children, everywhere. They get sick, they spread it around in ways adults don't (usually). I don't care how strong you think your immune system is, live with a couple of 4yo's and see how long can go without getting a cold. Schools are the primary source of this spread. Odd really, putting hundreds of children in a closed environment for 6 hours a day... I can't see how that would help spread disease....

      One more thing. FUD is not a word, it doesn't make you sound educated or aware. It makes you sound like a 19yo jobless goober that spends far too much time reading /. and the like. Also, do you spell MS as M$? Because for some reason I'm going to assume you do.

    16. Re:Hmmm.... by David+Jao · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also, food allergies seem to be a symptom of lack of breastfeeding and using formula instead. Obviously, virtually everybody breastfeeds in third world countries.

      It's not obvious at all that everyone breastfeeds in third world countries. In fact, efforts such as the Nestle boycott came about precisely because of companies successfully pushing the use of infant formula in developing countries.

      I have a simpler explanation for the lack of food allergies in developing countries. In places where even normal people have trouble procuring adequate nutrition, children who have fatal allergies tend to die quickly. That's why you never encounter severe allergies in developing countries -- the ones who were born with them are already dead.

    17. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am living in Barrie Ontario right now and I'm telling you Yuppies are the last thing you are going to see around here...

      Any Mama Grizzlies around there?

    18. Re:Hmmm.... by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough my nine year old hardly ever gets sick. Though he does bring it home for me to errr..... enjoy. ;)

    19. Re:Hmmm.... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "with your FUD about schools being hotbeds of sickness and filthy lucre"

      I see you haven't been in a boy's locker room ever.

      Nor the boy's bathrooms.

      Fuck, the desks with all that stuck-on gum, several different asses in each seat each day, all sorts of kids raised without manners coughing and sneezing without covering, and let's not get started on the vending machines, which were about as germ-ridden as your typical keyboard.

      You're the one spreading FUD, man. I've done many agar dish cultures for biology class and almost always was some rather nasty strain of bacteria found. Every sample site was on school grounds.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    20. Re:Hmmm.... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Informative

      Chris Rock had a better one - in third world countries, you don't see anyone with allergies because there ain't shit to be allergic to. It's all REAL FOOD instead of processed chemical crap and HFCS.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    21. Re:Hmmm.... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      From Wikipedia:Barrie...
      It has a population of 128,430 residents, making it the 35th largest city in Canada.

      Damn city slickers. ;-)

      FWIW, I spent a lot of my youth in Hepworth (about 100km west of you)...we didn't even rate a wiki page (you get redirected).

      While you're correct about the lack of yuppies, the yuppie mentality is alive and well.

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      Just another day in Paradise
    22. Re:Hmmm.... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      It's all REAL FOOD ...

      as much as that sounds nice, the top allergy-producing foods occur in natural foods: wheat, nuts, eggs, milk, seafood ...

    23. Re:Hmmm.... by Lucidus · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that 'filthy lucre' is a pejorative term for - money! So, whatever you intended to say, what you actually said was "FUD about schools being hotbeds of sickness and money."

    24. Re:Hmmm.... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      All of which are usually processed with some preservative or another.

      I thought I had a nut allergy - nope, it's the shit used to keep the shelf life up fucking with my body.

      So now days, I get unshelled, unprocessed nuts and deal with them myself. No allergic reactions. It's fun roasting your own peanuts and cashews.

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    25. Re:Hmmm.... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I thought I had a nut allergy - nope

      not discounting your experience, but that's unusual. food allergies are most often a reaction to the specific protein(s) in the food.

  9. Are you fucking kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you at least pretend to make a proper comparison instead of changing all the variables at once? Will humanity ever manage not to succumb to superstitions?

    1. Re:Are you fucking kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No.

  10. They're kids .. by dynchaw · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .. and they don't want to goto school.

  11. GODDAMN IPHONES??? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And the parents happily shell out for their kid's iPhones, yet protest school board meetings against WiFi in schools.

    1. Re:GODDAMN IPHONES??? by dmrobbin · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm a math teacher THANK YOU!!

    2. Re:GODDAMN IPHONES??? by inventorjack · · Score: 1

      And the parents happily shell out for their kid's iPhones, yet protest school board meetings against WiFi in schools.

      Exactly! The parents obviously don't understand the consequences of power decreasing with the square of the distance. Having a phone right next to your head likely exposes you to a lot more rf than merely being in the same room/building as a WIFI device, because you're so close. And either way it's pretty damned minimal.

    3. Re:GODDAMN IPHONES??? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Where does it say these parents buy their kids iPhones? For all we know, they don't want mobile phones either.

    4. Re:GODDAMN IPHONES??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did it feel good to get your iPhone hate off your chest, since it has nothing to do with this story? Wow, lame.

  12. I'm at school i am sick by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The symptoms, which also include memory loss, trouble concentrating, skin rashes, hyperactivity, night sweats and insomnia

    Thats funny I read about this as a kid.

    'I cannot go to school today, ' Said little Peggy Ann McKay. 'I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more-that's seventeen, And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut-my eyes are blue- It might be instamatic flu. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke- My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My nose is cold, my toes are numb. I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is-what? What's that? What's that you say? You say today is...Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play! ' Shel Silverstein

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    Doctors do Massage in Longview WA now, who knew?
    1. Re:I'm at school i am sick by Delarth799 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How dare you! How dare you much an accusation that children would fake illness to get out of school!!
      This is an outrage and I will not tolerate such lies sir!

    2. Re:I'm at school i am sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "symptoms that appear only when they are in school on weekdays, not on weekends at home. 'The symptoms, which also include memory loss, trouble concentrating, skin rashes, hyperactivity, night sweats and insomnia"

      Does no one see the contradictions?

    3. Re:I'm at school i am sick by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 2, Funny

      But look at the statistics!

      Why, 40% of "illnesses" take place on mondays and fridays! That's almost half!

  13. Ridiculous by WillyWanker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is so ridiculous. It could be ANYTHING in the environment at these schools. Tainted water, Chinese drywall, toxic mold, contaminated food. The list is endless. But I can tell you one this it's not is the wi-fi.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe the kids are munching on Chinese routers while swimming in a contaminated pool? But seriously though, those all sound like classic symptoms of public school in general. I suffered most of them myself when I was in school, and the 802.11 standard wasn't published until about the time I started high school, and I didn't start to think of it as commonplace until a actually fairly recently (like, last 5-6 years or so). We certainly didn't have any APs in my school.

      It's probably mold... or the soul-crushing depression of academic slavery.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey man! No way!

      It's the radio waves man!

      They're trying to control your mind man!

      But like, they screwed up man!

      They tweaked the flux capacitors too high and shit man!

      And now they are making the kids sick instead of washing their brains out man!

      (please read in the voice of Cheech)

      --
      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    3. Re:Ridiculous by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

      Probably both.

    4. Re:Ridiculous by WillyWanker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe we should convince them to issue tin foil hats to all the kids?

    5. Re:Ridiculous by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Well these days we would say you had undiagnosed ADHD.

      --
      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    6. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the cell phones. I say if they cave in and ban the wi-fi routers, ban all cell phones for staff and students too "for the safety of the children".

      That would be fun to watch. LOL.

    7. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, have a whole day where students play with various materials to see if they can come up with an effective block. they learn, they contribute, they are involved. maybe they can teach us something. oh, right, that went out with the 60's. back to your standardized test study period, robotniks.

    8. Re:Ridiculous by SomeRADDude · · Score: 1

      Actually, in my mind I heard Hyde from That 70's Show.

    9. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (please read in the voice of Cheech)

      BEFORE! You have to tell me this before. Now I've read the whole thing in the voice of Morgan Freeman, and I'm fucked.

    10. Re:Ridiculous by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Pffft. That's just what the tinfoil industry wants you to think. Quit being such a puppet!

      Everyone is trying to steal my air. I know if I just breath faster I can get my full amount!

    11. Re:Ridiculous by Painted · · Score: 1

      Because local parent Rodney P. says so! "I'm not saying it's because of the Wi-Fi because we don't know yet, but I've pretty much eliminated every other possible source."

      See? He personally* tested all these things and therefore it's obviously* WiFi, since that's the only thing he's not 'qualified' to test.

      Not to mention that the article is written in the most credulous way possible: "We have statistics that show that children, especially young children, are going to absorb much more radiation than older children and adults because of their thinner skulls and because the size of their brains more closely approximates the size of the wavelength being deployed," Clarke said.
      and
      'Claims by Health Canada that Wi-Fi is safe provided exposures to radiation are below federal guidelines are "outdated and incorrect," based on the growing number of scientific publications reporting adverse health and biological effects, Havas wrote.'

      I'd love to see these studies, since I've been following this kind of BS for a couple years since my boss's wife convinced him that WiFi was doing various unspecified 'harms' to him. No proof anywhere, mind you- just a nebulous worry. So I've been keeping an eye on it, and as far as I've read, every study has refuted any WiFi/Health connection. Yet reading the article, there are a "growing number of scientific publications reporting adverse health and biological effects."

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    12. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my elementary school middle school and highschool were all infested with black mold. i remember being told it was a 14inch deep layer of it in the roof of my middle school. they also tore it out fo the middle and highschool WHILE i was attending class, in 3rd grade my class was held in one of 3 portable classrooms(for non americans: a cheap double wide trailer modeled like a class used to expand schools with too little space.) that year a girl was getting nose bleeds every day, and i was getting headaches every day. the next year they tore it down because EVERY bit fo it(carpet too) was producing toxic mold....

      i have daily migraines and many other odd fungus related problems now.,.,.. smells, light, mold, heat, anything triggers a migraine. nice day out? haha right. ive never walked by the soap isle in a store without getting one instantly. same for the candle area or anythign smelly. i can do raves, but if sunlight hits my eyes at the right angle in the morning while im exerting myself, bam. if i get out of breath and dont calm down i get one as soon as i turn around quickly.

  14. Yes by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

    Yes, it is called "Believing shit that isn't real." Our minds can have powerful effects on our bodies and in particular on how we feel, since ultimately the mind is what does the feeling. So people believe that something causes a given set of symptoms, thus they experience those symptoms.

    Happens all the time with the WiFi types. People have been up on the evils of "radiation" for a long time, WiFi is just their newest target.

    Personally what I think the school needs to do is this: Tell people "Ok, for the next two weeks we are shutting down WiFi, you let us know if you get any better." However don't actually shut it off. Have the APs stop broadcasting SIDs and accepting connections, but leave the radios broadcasting at full power. Then after that say "Ok we are turning back on now, in a test mode, no data for two weeks. tell us if you feel worse." At this point shut the APs down completely.

    At the end, when people say that during the "off" time they were fine and during the "on" time the problems came back, you get to reveal the test results and say STFU.

    Seriously, if there is something to this WiFi thing how come we can't get any laboratory results on it? The answer to that is because there is nothing to it, it is all in the heads of the people who allegedly have the problems.

    1. Re:Yes by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup - if this school REALLY has that many noticeable side-effects from WiFi use than picking this up in a small-scale clinical trial would be trivial. Just put subjects in a faraday cage for 8 hours per day for a week or two and either subject them to transmissions or not. Or, to save money they could have them wear a transmitter that either does or does not work for a few months (but this obviously will have a higher noise level from ambient RF - well, giving the protesters the benefit of the doubt that there is any effect at all).

      I'm pretty sure this has already been studied. If WiFi caused that kind of level of problem it would have been picked up ages ago. Maybe RF has some impact on the human body, but there would probably be three kids in all of Canada with detectable problems, and I'm sure more kids injure themselves cleaning blackboards...

    2. Re:Yes by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is called "Believing shit that isn't real."

      Hey now, you're starting to sound like a kook there, saying people are crazy. Are you sure it isn't a resurgence of psychic energy that's going to bring about the end of the world in 2012? That would make more sense.

    3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did that in South Africa and the company involved almost (did?) get sued.

      "The company's CEO, Jannie van Zyl, earlier this week revealed to journalists that he had ordered that the Craigavon tower be switched off in early October, not long after the first health complaints had come in, and that it had remained switched off until mid-December.

      He says the residents continued to claim the tower was affecting them, even though it was switched off."

      The residents involved reacted like this...

      "Dorny is furious at Van Zyl's move. She says the fact that the tower was switched off for so long suggests that it is not even needed. She says Van Zyl has admitted to using people "against their will as human experiments, which is against the constitution" and has perjured himself by issuing conflicting statement"

      This is the bit I fucking love.

      "She says went as far as to put up "silver paper" on her son's bedroom walls in an effort to protect him."

      But wait it gets better!

      "We're intelligent, sane people, and we're approaching it in that way. We don't want a circus."

      http://www.hellkom.co.za/news/local/7452-Fourways-residents-vow-to-pursue-iBurst-matter.htm

    4. Re:Yes by theskipper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only problem with that scenario is if they still reported feeling ill. Then if you admit that the WiFi was on, the response will be "Aha, that proves it was the WiFi!", fully accepted even with the logical inconsistencies.

      When all along it was a mold problem, or some other. Of course the next week the evil WiFi will be removed, the symptoms continue and a new RF culprit is put in the crosshairs.

      I think there should be a mainstream term for how people react to situations like this, junk science is too cliched. Let's call it either "knee-jerk science" or "witch-hunt science". Akin to Feynman's cargo cult.

    5. Re:Yes by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      If it's a problem unrelated to the wi-fi, it would not be affected by the on/off state of the wi-fi. People would report feeling ill during the fake offline and during the actual offline period. You'd still prove that the problem is elsewhere.

    6. Re:Yes by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      > Yes, it is called "Believing shit that isn't real." Our minds can have powerful effects on our bodies and in particular on how we feel, since ultimately the mind is what does the feeling

      While true, this should always be the very last resort argument, after everything else has been tested for.

      What is the air quality like? Is there mold etc?

    7. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about instead of attacking parents and children, try to find the real reason they are getting sick? Oh but that would be too inconvenient, wouldn't it?

      Unfortunately that's the way our society works: don't get to the bottom of social issues, just keep pushing the blame around and try to mask the symptoms.

    8. Re:Yes by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the end, when people say that during the "off" time they were fine and during the "on" time the problems came back, you get to reveal the test results and say STFU.

      Seriously, if there is something to this WiFi thing how come we can't get any laboratory results on it? The answer to that is because there is nothing to it, it is all in the heads of the people who allegedly have the problems.

      The only reason nobody's done this is because they don't fancy the political implications of publicly proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that the people complaining are neurotic fools. Even if you're not in a position where your job is elected regularly, the chances are you ultimately report to someone whose job is up for re-election.

    9. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.
      There are individuals that do get sick from certain radio frequencies but they number in the handful and usually end up moving to the middle of nowhere.
      If wi-fi frequencies were causing these kids to be sick then they could not escape it by going home, unless you expect me to believe that no home in ontario owns a cell phone, tv receiver, wireless lan phone, or any number of electronic devices that operate at or near the 2.4-5ghz range. If it was any way the result of wifi than this problem would be blanketed across all modern countries. Depending on the percent of kids effecting it's either nothing or some other agent such as mold like that other guy suggested.

    10. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's is not the Wi-Fi. It's a little known problem discovered when it caused mental breaks for office workers. The cubicle was designed to deal with the vision startle reflex to stop it by 1968. Wi-Fi allowed students to use their computers anywhere. Some of them created the "special circumstances for Subliminal Distraction exposure.

      Video on CBC shows kids crowded in computer labs side by side with no privacy shield between computers.

      There was an incident on the 1898 Belgian Polar Expedition when the entire ship's crew began to have mental problems. Only the doctor was unaffected. Everyone recovered when they worked outside to chop the ship out of pack ice. There were no computers and Wi-Fi in 1898.

      I found a way to investigate it using the Internet. It is capable of causing fear, paranoia, panic attacks, depression, thoughts of suicide, strange skin sensations, memory loss, and psychosomatic medical complaints.

      VisionAndPsychosis.Net

  15. Just like cell phones by euroq · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Remember when everyone was scared that cell phones would give you cancer?

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    1. Re:Just like cell phones by youngone · · Score: 1

      Some people are still scared of that. A piece was reported on what passes for news on TV here recently that a study on cell phone radiation showed no correlation with cancer at all, but was "reported" as "Researchers can't find a correlation, but are not sure that there isn't one". The trouble with the whole report was at the end when they interviewed one of the researchers who basically said "There's no correlation, that we can find. The numbers just don't stack up" Then the dumb ass reported repeated that they were still looking. Sounded to me like the researchers had moved on actually.

  16. No-one ever calls in sick to their holidays by neiltrodden · · Score: 1

    It's no surprise that kids might feel or make more of symptoms when there is the possibility they could get out of doing something they'd rather not do. What I am surprised about is that people have noticed they are ill in school but not at home. There's about 8 wifi networks around my home, there's only *one* at work. The wifi is not the common denominator here.

    1. Re:No-one ever calls in sick to their holidays by Mister+Kay · · Score: 1

      They could be having WiFi withdrawal due to the lack of signal strength in the school, did you even consider that? There's not enough wellness packets filling up the air so the kids are getting sick.
      Now, I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet, so this must be the case.

  17. Does this happen on Test Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hmmm... I have 3 WiFi routers at home and have never been sick, Schools are also a hotbed for excuses. Starting with "My dog ate my homework" and now evolving into "The WiFi made me forget"

    -Keith M
    (Too lazy to sign up for an account)

    1. Re:Does this happen on Test Days by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      School is just all stress. Stress is what causes most of those symptoms. Parents/Schools Admins don't give a shit because without school they wouldn't be able to do anything. keeping the kids away for 8 hours a day is a necessity for a smooth running society.

    2. Re:Does this happen on Test Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disregard that, I suck cocks.

      -Keith M
      (Too lazy to sign up for an account)

    3. Re:Does this happen on Test Days by youngone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I've got a WiFi router, and my 10 year old is home with a cold today. You do the math.

  18. Predictable by Peach+Rings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much do you want to bet that these concerned parents are credulous proponents of alternative medicine?

    I can imagine their rapt attention at reading how much danger their kids are in, and they trust someone with MD after their name (as if it's not a diploma mill degree anyway) more than an engineer or physicist.

    This whole subject is dominated by that folk etymology mentality where something that sounds smart and appeals to an aging housewife's intuition gets spread around at bridge games and finds its way into Reader's Digest or whatever checkout aisle trash they flip through on the toilet these days.

    1. Re:Predictable by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the parents should realize that just because they didn't set up wifi, doesn't mean they're not "exposed" to it at home.

      OTOH, what does a school need with wifi? School-wide wifi, I mean, not confined to the library and rooms. Is it really so hard to wire a school network?

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    2. Re:Predictable by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 1

      they trust someone with MD after their name (as if it's not a diploma mill degree anyway) more than an engineer or physicist.

      Er, doesn't that behavior make sense? I wouldn't let a medical doctor to write a compiler for me, and I wouldn't let an engineering Ph.D. remove my appendix. The fact that alternative medicine is bullshit doesn't seem like a reason to disparage M.D.s.

    3. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      MD is a diploma mill degree? You don't know crap. Getting into medical school is very competitive and you have to spend four years on a bach degree, spend tons of time on extracurricular activities, and finally spend thousands of dollars applying/interviewing. Then you get to spend four years in medical school and a few more in a residency. Seriously, get fucked peach rings. Retard.

    4. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he meant that neither your average MD or EE knows jack about the effects (or lack of) of electromagnetic radiation on living organisms.

    5. Re:Predictable by mattventura · · Score: 1

      Some schools provide laptops for students, either temporarily (for a project) or more-or-less permanently (i.e. for the duration of the school year). You wouldn't want to have to plug into a jack and unplug every time you change classes.

    6. Re:Predictable by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Informative

      also it cuts down on cabling . Wifi can be great for convenience. Plus teacher and students devices. Why not?

    7. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, that's a completely unwarranted attack against MDs. What they practice is, by definition, conventional medicine. Alternative medicine is anything a MD wouldn't traditionally practice. While there are a few bad apples in any field, MDs spend over 8 years in extensive training after graduating college; calling the degree a "diploma mill" is simply ridiculous.

      Second, why you trust an engineer or physicist any more than an doctor on this? It's true that doctors only study intro physics in college, but what kind of college training does the typical engineer get on the human body, tumors and disease?

      If you're looking for a scientific answer to the question, it should really be answered by the expert on statistically detecting disease in populations, and determining bias -- the epidemiologist.

      (for the record, their answer is here: http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/cellphones )

    8. Re:Predictable by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      But this is an age where experts are not to be trusted and that the people you should really be listening to are journalists who know everything because they have common sense.

    9. Re:Predictable by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't mean that MD is categorically a junk degree, I mean that a lot of those life health articles are written by doctors who have no license to practice medicine and probably just gave themselves that title or bought a degree.

    10. Re:Predictable by carpevita · · Score: 1

      One of the parents was quoted as saying "[school district officials] are culpable and they have the gall to go on the record and say they haven't had any doctor's notes. Well what doctor has been schooled about the rate of microwave infections?"

      A few weeks ago, a bunch of my neighbors got together to discuss a proposed T-Mobile base station on our street. The host invited someone to talk about the dangers of dirty electricity, whatever that is. Might as well have been ectoplasm.

      The irony is that RF exposure may very well cause physiological effects at the exposure levels we're talking about here. Most of the studies I've read about seemed pretty lousy (small sample size, self-reporting bias, etc) but there do seem to be a handful that at least suggest possible harm. Unfortunately, most of the people who are most vocal about this issue don't bother to inform themselves and end up sounding like complete idiots. Which makes the skeptics dig their heels in even more... witness the majority of the comments posted here.

      Unfortunately, fear always trumps fact. And many skeptics would do well to be more skeptical about their own assumptions.

    11. Re:Predictable by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

      Couldn't get into med school, eh? =)

    12. Re:Predictable by anagama · · Score: 1

      When I was playing around with cantennas, I paid special attention to not look down the things while they were operating. I had read, but now cannot find a link, that directional antennas powered to 100mw or more can do eye damage because wifi is a microwave, and our eyes are mostly water. Seemed to make sense and be a reasonable precaution. That said, non-directional low wattage wifi is probably a lot less intense than the output of 2.4ghz cordless phones that were once so popular when people used land lines. I don't think there was any outrage at schools using cordless phones, but the internet is I guess, kinda still "newfangled" to a lot of people while most people alive today have always had a phone.

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    13. Re:Predictable by stephathome · · Score: 1

      The school my daughter used to go to had a computer for the teacher in each room, as well as one or two computers in the classroom for kindergarten or preschool. Older kids had to go to the computer lab. If you have computers in all classrooms, school-wide wifi makes sense.

    14. Re:Predictable by zippthorne · · Score: 0

      If you have computers in all classrooms, school-wide wifi makes sense.

      Until you realize that they tend to all have drop ceilings with tons of pretty easily accessible space for cable runs, that is.

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    15. Re:Predictable by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      I can imagine their rapt attention at reading how much danger their kids are in, and they trust someone with MD after their name (as if it's not a diploma mill degree anyway) more than an engineer or physicist.

      Don't tell me how to raise my kids if you're not profiting from it!

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    16. Re:Predictable by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      If you have computers in all classrooms, school-wide wifi makes sense.

      Until you realize that they tend to all have drop ceilings with tons of pretty easily accessible space for cable runs, that is.

      Few public schools come to mind that aren't poorly funded and in the need to remain relevant and competitive. The usefulness of computers and internet access has varying opinions but it's sort of what people expect in "good education" these days, as flawed as the concept may be.

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    17. Re:Predictable by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      But this is an age where experts are not to be trusted and that the people you should really be listening to are journalists who know everything because they have common sense.

      What a ridiculous statement. There aren't any journalists any more, they became extinct in the late 90s.

      It's bloggers and politicians who are omniscient.

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  19. open a window by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a test where they tested the air quality in the classrooms. The amount of co2 was 4 times higher than allowed if it was a workplace. I don't know if classrooms in Ontario has just as bad ventilation though. :)

    1. Re:open a window by asretfroodle · · Score: 1

      Schools are workplaces. It's not just students in there.

  20. Utter Bullshit by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    Right now every one of you is literally in a sea of radio and magnetic fields. Every TV, radio, cordless phone, cell phone, police radio, satellite signal, and WIFI is travelling through your body. Now all of those things are fine but suddenly WIFI just goes to far? I can expect such bullshit from this country with a team of lawyers waiting to sue, but Canada?

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    1. Re:Utter Bullshit by McTickles · · Score: 0

      Well you pointed out a major problem of our times, the multiplicity of radio signals. Enough is enough do we really need wireless TV when we have cable TV? Who still listens to radio? and so on and so forth...

    2. Re:Utter Bullshit by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Hey! The WiFi is clearly DANGEROUS. It should be banned so that spectrum can instead be dominated by terrible 2.4 Ghz cordless phones and RF leakage from microwave ovens!

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    3. Re:Utter Bullshit by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      Yup, Feynman pointed this out in a interview. The fact that you can pick up Russian radio is because the signal is always there.

    4. Re:Utter Bullshit by jbatista · · Score: 1

      These are the kind of people who could get choked on a cordless phone, if you know what I mean.

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    5. Re:Utter Bullshit by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      We had a 1-900 janitor.

    6. Re:Utter Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wifi/radio signal distributions follow inverse square law. Sitting in front of or touching a device with a radio antenna is many hundreds of times worse than being exposed to radio signals from low power devices hundreds of feet away or high power transmitters miles away.

      A computer lab or class with 40 computers all with wireless antennas and cell phones for everyone is a nightmare scenario for anyone with EM sensitivity. At the same time being exposed to radio signals from a distant TV antenna goes unnoticed by all. Its not bullshit its a lack of understanding of the problem.

    7. Re:Utter Bullshit by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Now all of those things are fine but suddenly WIFI just goes to far?

      See, it removed an "o" right off of your "too".

      Ducking back into the grammer nazi closet. :-))

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  21. Pure cincidence ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the bulk of the illnesses happen on test days.

  22. Most likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Stress.

    Sick building syndrome. (newer buildings this may be a real issue)

    Kids want out of school and will lie about anything to get out.

    You infected your kid with hypochondria.

    Your kid is weak and the world is gonna kill him.

    But wifi? really? mmmmmmmmm no. Maybe those kids should stay in school for a little more of science class and learn why this is COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

  23. Whats wrong with the children? by Kitkoan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My guess, it's the parents. The parents want the children to be sick and press/force it upon the children to be sick. Its a common incident in lawsuits.

    Parent: "Its ok, just tell me that your getting sick from the stuff at school. You don't need to hide it, just tell me."

    Child: "But I'm fine, nothings wrong."

    Parent: "Please, you shouldn't bottle these things up. Just tell me that its making you sick and I'll make it stop. Now please, don't hide these things from me."

    Child: "But there really isn't anything wrong."

    Parent: "Now we've talked about this, you don't need to keep secrets from me. Just tell me its making you sick because I know it is. So just be honest and go ahead and tell me its making you sick and then we can go have ice cream. And then we can talk to everyone about this because they will like to hear what you have to say."

    Child after hearing they will get a reward and lots of positive attention for agreeing to claim it makes them sick: "Yes mommy, it makes me feel really ill and sick. Can we have that ice cream now?"

    Keep instilling that its making them sick after a while mind over matter will happen and you'll have a child with a minor form of hypochondria that will claim its the school since they are getting rewards for it and lots of positive attention, the two things most children want it abundance.

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    1. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      My guess, it's the parents. The parents want the children to be sick and press/force it upon the children to be sick. Its a common incident in lawsuits.

      This is Canada. We don't have the lawsuit lottery that the USA has.

    2. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Its much worse than that. A parent can lead the child on in a way that the child *believes* its true. Even at quite old ages (~10) this is true and makes children's testimony very unreliable. This has come out after some child abuse cases. But heres the real rub. Leading statements like "did he do this to you", and "did he touch you there", has strong effects on our imagination. At all ages we can has some sort of experience from situations that we imagine. At a young age we often can't distinguish between real and imaged situations. They child not only believes it happened, but is traumatized in the same way as if it really happened.

      I don't have the references handy and i can't be bothered looking them up. But a few high profile cases have turned out to be total BS because one partner assumed, led the child on, and got the courts rolling on it. However there would be physical trauma related to the accusations. There was none. It never happened.

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    3. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      You can do it to adults too, to an extent. Depending on how your frame questions about an event you can change the way people remember it. A simple example is show people video of a car crash then ask some "How fast were the cars going when they slammed together?" and ask others "How fast were the cars going when they bumped each other?" You'll get much lower speed answer to the second question than the first, despite showing the same video. The framing of the question suggests the answer and changes how we remember things.

    4. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      Its much worse than that. A parent can lead the child on in a way that the child *believes* its true. Even at quite old ages (~10) this is true and makes children's testimony very unreliable. This has come out after some child abuse cases. But heres the real rub. Leading statements like "did he do this to you", and "did he touch you there", has strong effects on our imagination. At all ages we can has some sort of experience from situations that we imagine. At a young age we often can't distinguish between real and imaged situations. They child not only believes it happened, but is traumatized in the same way as if it really happened. I don't have the references handy and i can't be bothered looking them up. But a few high profile cases have turned out to be total BS because one partner assumed, led the child on, and got the courts rolling on it. However there would be physical trauma related to the accusations. There was none. It never happened.

      You've pretty much managed to sum up want I wanted to say without me making 3-5 different Parent/Child talk examples. I'm also aware about it being involved in child abuse cases (thus my comment of lawsuits), I was just not wanting to make such a statement of the exact nature of the crime because its a bit drastic to equal "WiFi is making our kids sick" to child molesting. Though for those curious about the most famous case of children being lead to falsely accuse adults of sexually abusing them, then it'll be best to read about the Little Rascals Day Care scandal.

      As also for your comment about the child believing it to be true, thats a form of hypochondria and they can and will show physical symptoms to help with the problem. As for people at a young age having ahard time distinguishing between real and imaged situations, it can and does happen in adults. Enough stress and reinforcement of the ideas and they begin to blur and that typically leads to false positives in identifying who did what crime, ect...

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    5. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by SpeZek · · Score: 1

      But we still have stupid people.

    6. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      My guess, it's the parents. The parents want the children to be sick and press/force it upon the children to be sick. Its a common incident in lawsuits.

      This is Canada. We don't have the lawsuit lottery that the USA has.

      I know, but not every lawsuit is about money. Sometimes its about pressing ones views/pseudo science on others.

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    7. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Rary · · Score: 1

      I don't have the references handy and i can't be bothered looking them up. But a few high profile cases have turned out to be total BS because one partner assumed, led the child on, and got the courts rolling on it. However there would be physical trauma related to the accusations. There was none. It never happened.

      This one's a classic.

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    8. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by sjames · · Score: 1

      It should surprise nobody, Adults suffer memory distortion easily enough as well. The best example I saw was IIRC a psychology class where there was a staged assault. After, a shill in the class simply asked "didn't he have a beard?". Suddenly, the people who had seen him not more than 5 minutes before thought they remembered a bearded man.

      Given that, it's no surprise at all that an authority figure who clearly wants a particular answer can convince a child that wants to please them of nearly anything.

    9. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there's a typo in your sig.

    10. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      My guess, it's the parents. The parents want the children to be sick and press/force it upon the children to be sick. Its a common incident in lawsuits.

      Oh, that's interesting... most of the adults I tried to tell I had problems just wouldn't believe it. I guess the problem was they couldn't easily profit off me being afraid to go to school.

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    11. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      You can do it to adults too, to an extent. Depending on how your frame questions about an event you can change the way people remember it. A simple example is show people video of a car crash then ask some "How fast were the cars going when they slammed together?" and ask others "How fast were the cars going when they bumped each other?" You'll get much lower speed answer to the second question than the first, despite showing the same video. The framing of the question suggests the answer and changes how we remember things.

      It's very true. I've learned to be cautious about my own recollections, never quite trusting what I remember without evidence when I can. I try to admonish others to do the same but the concern is rarely accepted.

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    12. Re:Whats wrong with the children? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      Thats because you were the child, not the parent. You mis-read that. The parents are wanting to profit (not necessarily financially) so are using their children as a gambling chip. As a child you wanted to profit but couldn't use yourself as your own gamboling chip, and that ended up leaving you in a losing situation.

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  24. NO: nothing... (except possible pheromones) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Obviously it's the Wifi. There's nothing else on earth that's ever caused these symptoms in anyone, especially teenagers.

          So, why are the /. interested? Is the mere mention of 'technology' enough to exceed the threshold of importance?

                  (Has Slashdot become a sewing circle?)

    1. Re:NO: nothing... (except possible pheromones) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get off my fucking lawn.

    2. Re:NO: nothing... (except possible pheromones) by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We like to make fun of stupid people.

    3. Re:NO: nothing... (except possible pheromones) by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      This Building Is Equipped With

      WiFi Wireless Internet

      Do not attempt to connect using
      Ethernet cable. Simply install WiFi
      access card into laptop computer.

      ---==o--O->--()--<-O--o==---

      The use of WiFi for communications is in no way harmful
      to health, nor does it affect the soundness of sleep.

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    4. Re:NO: nothing... (except possible pheromones) by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Mow it yourself then, dick!

  25. BURN THE wITCH! by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    All True Believers come! Come and destroy the eVILLE! Worship the One True Religion of No Complicated Things!!!!

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  26. Sick School Syndrome? by pedropolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have they checked the air quality and ventilation of these buildings before ascribing blame to some new technology? Sick school syndrome is real and to blame for many of the symptoms believed to be caused by the offending gamma-powered wi-fi routers.

    1. Re:Sick School Syndrome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know sick building syndrome is real. I started work at a battery manufacture and noticed that I was coughing a lot. But since I had just moved to the area I was thinking it was allergies. But it went away over Thanksgiving but came back and then again at Christmas. So I went to my supervisor about it and he took it seriously enough to ask a few others and they also had symptoms. Well, that meant calling out the safety guy with his air pumps and sending samples out to be tested, but they found no chemicals in the air.

      Then they inspected the A/C... The air intact had a big pile of dead pigeons and bird skeletons in it. It took two weeks to clean all the ducts. Everyone felt better after that.

    2. Re:Sick School Syndrome? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      There's a cool TED talk on this

      http://www.ted.com/talks/kamal_meattle_on_how_to_grow_your_own_fresh_air.html

      They measured a 20% (or something - watch the video) increase in productivity after using plants to clean the air.

    3. Re:Sick School Syndrome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My two kids went through that a decade ago. My daughter was more sensitive to the air quality than my son and was complaining the most about feeling sick when coming back from school. About the same time my wife had heard of an old building in town that was being renovated because employees were feeling sick and air quality testing had revealed mold issues. My wife went to another school nearby and talked to the janitor, who reported that he was called to cleanup after a kid had been sick more than ten times more often in the non-renovated portable classrooms than in the renovated ones or the main building. The school principal did not want to do anything about having the air quality tested because he said the school had no budget the do renovations anyway. After my wife organized a petition from the parents of affected children, the schoolboard was pressured in getting the air analysed, which revealed a higher than normal mold count, though not high enough to have to close the portable classrooms. They renovated the older portable units, including improved ventilation, the following summer and the problem went away.

  27. Danger by Try+Catch · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The real trouble here isn't the fact that they may remove wi-fi from the schools, although to be fair that would suck. The danger is that if some kids are experiencing actual symptoms like memory loss and rashes, the real cause goes ignored. Wi-fi as a scapegoat could wind up being a dangerous thing.

  28. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of my childhood. In the first grade I learned if you stuck your finger in the back of your mouth you'd throw up. School was boring so you can guess what I did after lunch. The school and parents jumped to the conclusion that I was lactose intolerant.

    In karmic retaliation it turned out my reactions to lactose intolerance medication was force than my attempts to get out of school. I soon made a miraculous recovery.

    If none of the teacher's kids are suffering from this illness the school should turn off the Wi-Fi without telling anyone, or, perhaps, even just agree to turn it off. Keep it off till the symptoms vanish. Then turn it on quietly one day to see what happens.

  29. A number of factors, by Zeroblitzt · · Score: 0

    including school work, home work, being around other sick children, etc. My question is why does this "problem" go largely unnoticed in US schools? I know personally once I was in high school, our network was wireless. Not only that, but my younger brother was in middle school ("jr. high") when they went wireless, meaning he's had at least 6 years exposed to wireless signals in school. And that's not even counting our home network which has been wireless for as long as wireless cards have been around. My verdict: LOL canada

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  30. Sounds like stress symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Parents often have so high expectations of their kids, that they push them. In the end kids are so stressed that they develop those symptoms. And the worst thing is, they can also get AHDS and other bevahior problems, just because the parents are not able to aow thery kids to develop naturally. And because all the stress is connected to the school it is logical that they develop these symptoms when entering school.

    And instead of giving our kids more time to grow, we give them ritalin so they head strait for the goals we set for them. We forgot that children are also humans and they have also freedom rights. And pushing them in certain directions and hoping their can fulfill our dreams we failed to fulfill is totally wrong. So do not rip out the WI-FI just give them more time.
       

  31. Turn off the wifi.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    And see if the kids still get sick.. Deetdeedeee Sigh...

    1. Re:Turn off the wifi.. by jeremyp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But to be a fair experiment, you'd have to conceal the fact that the wi-fi is turned off from the children. The reason for this is that the most likely cause of all the illness is children feigning it to get of school.

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    2. Re:Turn off the wifi.. by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily faking it- it could be kind of a reverse placebo effect, plus stress. Although technically that would be "in their heads", as long as the kid thinks he's sick he might actually feel a little sick. (IANAD, etc. etc.)

    3. Re:Turn off the wifi.. by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Two chiropractors, a dentist, two journalists, a psychotherapist, and a special ed teacher try to get wifi banned from the a school. I forgot the punchline, but amuse yourself by reading the comments here at the group's homepage.

  32. Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of these kids parents have cordless phones at home?

  33. Yes, there can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A common problem in several countries is the indoor-environment that often gives this kind of problems. Common in schools,day-care centers and offices where a combination of higher than normal temperatures, poor ventilation and sometimes a poor building that has accumulated fungus in walls, attic or flooring due to poor construction practicies and poor materials. The fungus is irritating, can cause rashes, headaces and be a root cause for astma.

    Improve ventilation, keep the temperature comfortable, and send in a building sanitation team in to check any fungus problems.

    Chack this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sick_building_syndrome

  34. What about caffeine? by deepthoughtless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it's not WiFi, I would look at substance abuse. Caffeine produces pretty much all of those effects. I imagine young people are more susceptible to the side-effects, and I've read other articles mentioning quite a spike in caffeine poisoning in schools. I know my high school had products like UpShot (pretty much pure caffeine diluted in as little liquid as possible); there are caffeine candy bars, No Doz, any number of energy drinks and coffee. And these are things that are also largely unavailable in the home.

    1. Re:What about caffeine? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a physician I would venture that not only caffeine but pretty much anything can produce those symptoms. That is why they're called "non specific symptoms". Of course this reminds me of the guy who claimed to be ill from signals coming from a cell phone tower, only to discover that the cell phone tower in question hadn't actually been turned on for the past 12 months...

      Seriously, there are a lot of sick people. However sadly there are also people who claim to be sick in order to obtain a secondary benefit. These people can be understood in that, for whatever reason, they feel that malingering is the easiest way to get what they want. Unfortunately they tie up health resources that could be used to help those who are really sick when they do so.

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  35. Wi-fi at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would bet they don't feel anything when they are at home using their wireless routers to play WoW =p

  36. Hmmm...who would post such a leading question?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Do the donkeys on slashdot ever stop to think they are being manipulated by corporate interests? Anonymous reader posts link to an anti-wifi story with a leading question at the end of this comments. Hmmm...I smell a corporate rat. BULLSHIT ON YOU.

  37. They banned WiFi on a floor of my last workplace by bolt_the_dhampir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The lady who made them do it was feeling a lot better, and didn't have headaches anymore, until she saw me surfing wirelessly using a router located on the floor below. Signal strength was still perfectly fine...

  38. Then you must also ban... by jridley · · Score: 1

    Any other constant RF signal source. That means all cell phones, cordless phones, etc. In fact, it's likely that any reasonably nearby radio station has a signal strength greater than that of a wifi hub more than a few feet away.

    Clearly to be safe they need to build a 10 million dollar faraday cage around every school.

    1. Re:Then you must also ban... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Clearly to be safe they need to build a 10 million dollar faraday cage around every school.

      And light the interior with only sunlight/candlelight/fiber, no computers, maybe no calculators or watches (probably not though), can't allow some chemical reactions to occur...

      --
      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
  39. Caffeine Withdrawal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If some kids are loading up on soda at home during the weekends, and then going without if the schools don't service it, it could very well be caffeine withdrawal.

    1. Re:Caffeine Withdrawal by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      At my highschool we had a fucking coffee bar ran by students in the mornings in the home ec. room.

      We also didn't have the "headache" problem either. go figure.

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  40. Spectral evidence is irrefutable! by chub_mackerel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wi-Fi is the obvious culprit. The spectral evidence is clear and this apparently isn't the first time it's caused problems in children...

    http://www.salemweb.com/memorial/chronology.shtml

    1. Re:Spectral evidence is irrefutable! by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Interesting link. I don't think this is troll, just pointing out that *different* behaviors in children under different situations are -- well --normal. Like getting a few locals you don't like killed in a witch hunt? Perhaps.

      --
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    2. Re:Spectral evidence is irrefutable! by chub_mackerel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I meant it as more of a witch than a troll, really. Perhaps "see if the school's routers will float in water" might have been a bit more obvious... I went for the more subtle approach, but apparently some moderators take everything at face value! ;)

    3. Re:Spectral evidence is irrefutable! by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if the routers weight the same as a duck perhaps?

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  41. When I was in school... by twright0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I was in elementary school, the only class I could stand was gym class. So, I would stick it out through the day until gym class, after which I would develop serious symptoms that demanded I be sent home. As it so happened, gym almost always was scheduled directly after lunch. I was a good enough actor that my symptoms usually got attention even if they didn't get me sent home, which led to all sorts of theories about why I was mysteriously sick, usually focusing on the food that I ate for lunch... all sorts of allergies and intolerances were postulated, and more than once my parents got furiously angry at various administrators for the food they were serving in the cafeteria. Eventually, somebody realized what was really going on, and it all got quietly dropped.

    So in conclusion, kids will pretend to be sick to get out of school, and parents will come up with crazy theories to avoid concluding that's what's going on.

    1. Re:When I was in school... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      When I was in elementary school, the only class I could stand was gym class. So, I would stick it out through the day until gym class, after which I would develop serious symptoms that demanded I be sent home. As it so happened, gym almost always was scheduled directly after lunch. I was a good enough actor that my symptoms usually got attention even if they didn't get me sent home, which led to all sorts of theories about why I was mysteriously sick, usually focusing on the food that I ate for lunch... all sorts of allergies and intolerances were postulated, and more than once my parents got furiously angry at various administrators for the food they were serving in the cafeteria. Eventually, somebody realized what was really going on, and it all got quietly dropped.

      I think maybe they just didn't want to hear you bitch anymore.

      --
      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
  42. Or, even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Change all the wifi to non-broadcasting so nobody can see that there's WiFi (without a proper sniffer). If people say the problem is fixed after that, then you know they were faking or it was all in their heads.

  43. Of course. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

    Parents often have so high expectations of their kids, that they push them. In the end kids are so stressed that they develop those symptoms. And the worst thing is, they can also get AHDS and other bevahior problems, just because the parents are not able to aow thery kids to develop naturally. And because all the stress is connected to the school it is logical that they develop these symptoms when entering school.

    And instead of giving our kids more time to grow, we give them ritalin so they head strait for the goals we set for them. We forgot that children are also humans and they have also freedom rights. And pushing them in certain directions and hoping their can fulfill our dreams we failed to fulfill is totally wrong. So do not rip out the WI-FI just give them more time.

    Parents have to. With today's World Wide Competition for everything, being average or even above average means a life of low wages.

    It's no longer good enough to do well and go to college. A kid has to be the best and go to the best schools to climb the social ladder or even stay where their parents are socioeconomically.

    We in the West are now in this downward spiral and an education and hard work isn't good enough anymore. There are tens of millions of people who are smarter and willing to work harder to get out of their poverty.

    Got a Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering? Not good enough. A company like Intel will still offshore that work too because they can get an Indian for a third the wage, he'll work more hours, and kiss their ass for the opportunity. He doesn't give a shit about leisure: he can now feed his extended family. MD? Medical tourism: and even then, there are some innovations being done in Asia that will increase physician productivity greatly - read they're salaries will come down. Lawyer? Contracts are being done in India. The only profession immune is politician and anything related to military: soldier or defense contractor - then again there's a bunch of laid off Lockheed workers that would disagree with that.

    There's a lot of people in this World making labor, regardless of skill, a commodity. And as someone long ago said here on /., there's a lot of poverty to be exported out of those countries.

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  44. Hysterical illness by mspohr · · Score: 1
    Most likely this is hysterical illness http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria.

    Happens all of the time. Difficult to treat. These parents will not be easily appeased.

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    1. Re:Hysterical illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These parents will not be easily appeased.

      They dont need to.They just need to be told and proved that their concerns are bullshit.

      Make them think the wifi is off while its still on and see how they "feel relieved".Tell them it was actually turned on and functioning.

      If they admit they were wrong, fine,if they dont, call bullshit on their concerns and ignore their stupid baseless concerns.

      People who are proven wrong shoudnt be able to force their mistake into other just beacuse they are in higher numbers.

    2. Re:Hysterical illness by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      These parents will not be easily appeased.

      They dont need to.They just need to be told and proved that their concerns are bullshit.

      It's never that easy. People who are lead to believe incredible things despite evidence otherwise and little evidence in favor resist every scrap of your supposed "proof".

      It's sort of a good thing that we harden ourselves enough that our entire sense of reality can't be crippled by every deceit or incongruency. However, as incredible it is that we are unwilling to be proven wrong it is far more incredible when we can think things through and decide for ourselves when we're wrong.

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      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
  45. Foil hats all round chaps by kegon · · Score: 1

    A simple test: switch off WiFi for the first week of term without telling anyone. See if the number of complaints changes.

    This is the real problem right here:

    Professor Magda Havas of Trent University in Peterborough, Ont., who does research on the health effects of electromagnetic radiation, issued an open letter to parents and boards saying she is "increasingly concerned" about Wi-Fi and cellphone use at schools.

    So no real hard evidence, just "concern". When are the experts going to take responsibility for giving clear and fact based advice. Wait, oh here it is: Magda Havas' homepage where it seems clear to me she has already made up her mind in advance and is very vocal about publicising herself. I'm surprised she's not out there campaigning against water fluoridation and wearing clothes made from mixed fibres.

    1. Re:Foil hats all round chaps by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      A simple test: switch off WiFi for the first week of term without telling anyone. See if the number of complaints changes.

      Never does. Just like putting self-diagnosed "sensitives" in a room with a box of nothing but LED blinkenlights and a hidden wireless device: Their symptoms come and go with the activity of the visible no-wireless LED box, not the hidden wireless box.

      This is the real problem right here:

      Professor Magda Havas of Trent University in Peterborough, Ont., who does research on the health effects of electromagnetic radiation, issued an open letter to parents and boards saying she is "increasingly concerned" about Wi-Fi and cellphone use at schools.

      So no real hard evidence, just "concern". When are the experts going to take responsibility for giving clear and fact based advice. Wait, oh here it is: Magda Havas' homepage where it seems clear to me she has already made up her mind in advance and is very vocal about publicising herself. I'm surprised she's not out there campaigning against water fluoridation and wearing clothes made from mixed fibres.

      Not her again. This is the third time I've read a Wi-Fi or cellphone tower article that mentions her. I wish snopes.com's message board had a slightly longer thread retention time - there was one about some guy in LA who was complaining about Wi-Fi and dimmer switches in the house down the road forcing him to sleep in his car to get away from all the electromagnetic things (I guess his car ran on a hamster wheel). Someone in the thread posted a few choice quotes from the "Wi-Fi is evil" camp and it was either Havas or one of the others like her who specifically said a wireless router was identical to a microwave.

    2. Re:Foil hats all round chaps by vidnet · · Score: 1

      A simple test: switch off WiFi for the first week of term without telling anyone.

      Isn't the wlan there for kids to use? Surely they'd notice if they can't get online.

    3. Re:Foil hats all round chaps by kegon · · Score: 1

      Surely they'd notice if they can't get online

      I'm sure you could game it by switching the routers on but disabling WiFi, change any classes using computers so that the work they are doing doesn't need it or can make do with a few wired connections. Surely not every class needs access to the net. The kids wouldn't notice the difference and still go home saying "school makes them feel ill".

      What they actually need; is some kind of proof from which to start making a hypothesis. But so far they have no proof whatsoever, just "concern".

    4. Re:Foil hats all round chaps by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Surely they'd notice if they can't get online

      I'm sure you could game it by switching the routers on but disabling WiFi, change any classes using computers so that the work they are doing doesn't need it or can make do with a few wired connections. Surely not every class needs access to the net. The kids wouldn't notice the difference and still go home saying "school makes them feel ill".

      What they actually need; is some kind of proof from which to start making a hypothesis. But so far they have no proof whatsoever, just "concern".

      I'm sure there's plenty of bright children or parents who can figure out how to set up raw detection of WiFi traffic. Of course, without actually broadcasting or communicating you have effectively cut down the amount of radiation. By changing these two variables at once it makes the test unreliable.

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  46. Sigh... by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    Another case of healthy people becoming patients due to the attribution of a very normal phenomenon (kids making up symptoms to avoid school) to some new cause.

  47. Scientific impotence by jbatista · · Score: 1

    That all seems fine, but that sciency stuff really hurts people's brain and they'll have nothing to do with that ghastly business of evidence. We've also discussed this recently: http://news.slashdot.org/story/10/05/28/1740208/The-Scientific-Impotence-Excuse

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  48. The other side of the coin by Aggrav8d · · Score: 0

    Why is it that every upvoted post is "technology 1, humans 0!"

    If these people don't want wifi, that's none of our business. As long as a democratic majority vote for it, let them turn it off. Crazy or not it's still their choice.

    If we are to be true to the scientific method and rise above dogmatic beliefs then we have to give them the benefit of the doubt, no matter how slim the odds. If it's all in their heads then that's all the more reason to give them what they want.

  49. Correlation is not causation by rcb1974 · · Score: 1

    Nuff said. Besides when these kids are home, they're probably already getting hit with plenty of EM radiation from other sources such as cell towers, radio and television broadcasts, etc.

  50. Comb check! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check the kids for scabies.

  51. Say hello to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... puberty!

  52. At home they must all use corded phones too... by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...otherwise many of their cordless phones would be emitting the same "wifi" signals that wireless routers do.

    Perhaps the children are suffering from stress caused by video game, Internet, phone, and texting withdrawals at school.

  53. Hmm... your statement sounds very interesting by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Are you perhaps employed in education or related to someone who is?

    The way you say "not just students in there"...
    Makes it seem that students are not really "people" - more like cattle or furniture or some other lower form of life.
    You know... Like there are people who work for a living in schools, and then there are students.

    From my experience, that sounds a lot like thinking of someone being closely connected to that sector.

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    1. Re:Hmm... your statement sounds very interesting by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

      You believe that the students aren't cattle, kept there so that we can live in isolated nuclear families where both parents can work? Sounds like the thinking of someone loosely related to reality.

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    2. Re:Hmm... your statement sounds very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read what he wrote, and what he was replying to? He was making the point that schools are workplaces, and thus subject to OSHA (or local equivalent) requirements. Having students present does not make it a workplace, hence the OP's "amount of co2 was 4 times higher than allowed if it was a workplace.", which was deservedly corrected by asretfroodle.

      Regardless of whether children are chattel or human, the same regulations don't apply to them as to workers, so making an accusatory inference against someone who properly observes them is pure assbag douchehattery.

  54. data charges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see if they're still against wireless when little Jimmy's data charges come in after he's not able to abuse the school wifi and has to pay for downloading his music videos over his smartphone.

  55. New building syndrome? by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

    If any construction or remodeling has been done lately then new building syndrome should be considered. Cabinets, desks and carpets all outgas some pretty weird shit the first year (formaldehyde, vinyl derivatives, etc.), Even some kinds of paint and vinyl wallpapers can be pretty rough on young bodies.

  56. Experiment by Barefoot+Monkey · · Score: 0

    Hmm... I suspect that Wi-Fi has no such effect, but am curious as to whether my suspicion is correct, so I propose the following experiment. Prepare a questionaire for the pupils to give to their parents, asking whether their child experience appear to be suffering from this condition, when in the week the symptoms appear, when in the weekend they disappear, and how constantly they appear (i.e. does the child experience the symptoms every day at school, or only some), whether the child experiences symptoms the previous week, whether they disappeared during the weekend, and whether they reappeared during Monday. On Monday disable the wireless without letting the children or the parents know. At the end of the day hand out these questionaires and require that they be filled in and returned the next morning.

    This experiment won't tell you if the alleged illness it real or not, but it will give you a good idea of whether the speculative link between the symptoms and Wi-Fi is valid, and goes a long way towards due diligence should anyone take the school to court.

  57. Secret origin story. by MrLint · · Score: 4, Funny

    Via IRC :

      Exposed to deadly WiFi radiation, young Peter Parker finds himself
    with all the powers of a wireless network device... and all the problems of a
    high school student!

      Must... route... packets... Gwen Stacy's life... in balance... musn't
    let Aunt May's Facebook page... go down.... ARGHHH!

  58. Or, perhaps the other way around by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kids don't want to go to school. I know I didn't when I was a kid and I was even good at school. I was always happy for an excuse to stay home from school. Didn't often work for me, since mom was a teacher and fairly clever, but still.

    So kid doesn't want to go to school says "But mom, I feel sick!" and make up some symptoms. Mom says ok and lets them stay home. Mom notices that these symptoms only happen when the kid has been going to school. Never on the weekend, never during summer. Mom goes and looks them up online, rather than asking a doctor, and finds the anti-WiFi nutters. She says "Oh my god, this must be it!" The kid, of course, latches on to it as it means less time in school.

    I'm sure it is a combination of these two as well as others (like kids who legitimately feel like crap in school because of stress). It all adds up to a manufactured panic about WiFi.

    Hell maybe I should get in on this! In recent years, as WiFi has rolled out all over work, I've had less energy than I used to. I am tired easier, and seem to just be over all a bit slower than I was. Not drastic, but noticeable. Must be the WiFi... ...

    or maybe the fact that I'm 30, and have gained weight. Nah, couldn't be that, must be the WiFi.

    1. Re:Or, perhaps the other way around by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Kids don't want to go to school. I know I didn't when I was a kid and I was even good at school. I was always happy for an excuse to stay home from school. Didn't often work for me, since mom was a teacher and fairly clever, but still.

      Hmm, maybe instead of ignoring a child's concerns or making a legal mess out of apparent "harm", parents should discuss the fears a child faces and help them overcome it so when they grow up they'll be better equipped to handle everyday stressors. ... Oh, never mind me, that's just crazy talk.

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  59. This reminds me by vandelais · · Score: 1
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  60. Disadvantaged? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that these "unfortunates" have no WiFi at home? I suggest that it may be that is the cause - either poverty or parental dislike of anythink more technical than a wind-up alarm clock.

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  61. Are these schools old? by NiteRiderXP · · Score: 1

    My high school was 80+ years old when I was going there.
    At some point some students noticed that the school water tasted funny.
    Somebody took a sample of the water and had the local university analyze it.
    The next week, we were banned from drinking from the water fountains and water colors were put in place.

    I am sure we had mold problems in some areas.

    Once in a while a sound proofing tile would smack a slacker awake, always a hoot.

    It was reconstructed shortly afterward.

    Before these parents start blaming radio waves for the sickness they should have the health department check the school out.

    1. Re:Are these schools old? by daveime · · Score: 1

      The next week, we were banned from drinking from the water fountains and water colors were put in place.

      And drinking paint made you better ?

    2. Re:Are these schools old? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      The next week, we were banned from drinking from the water fountains and water colors were put in place.

      And drinking paint made you better ?

      Would've went well with the turpentine that came out of the water fountains at my old school.

  62. Hilarious summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good work who ever put that one together. ;-)

  63. Fluorescent lighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always found that I was sensitive to the 60hz headache from fluorescent lighting as a kid.

  64. Attractive teachers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    racing heart rate...trouble concentrating, hyperactivity, night sweats and insomnia,

    Attractive teachers could explain a lot of these symptoms.
    And that is why they don't have these problems at home (cue the 'your mom' jokes in 3...2...1...)

  65. Physics fail by SnowDog74 · · Score: 1

    Despite electromagnetism being many times stronger than gravity at close range (for an illustration of this, pick up a paperclip with a small magnet... the small magnetic field is counteracting the much larger gravitational field of the entire planet), if RF signals as one part of the EM spectrum have THIS strong a wide-field (the school) effect, wouldn't many other parts of the electromagnetic spectrum, ranging from longwave to microwave to visible light, induce other kinds of effects? We evolved in a world bombarded by all kinds of electromagnetic radiation, the vast majority of which our senses cannot detect.

    I smell a teenage conspiracy to avoid school... or at least some other, much more plausible cause at work.

  66. Wind Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think WIFI gets a bad rap in Ontario... just look at Wind Generation - http://www.google.com/search?q=wind+power+health+ontario

  67. call for verification by Tom · · Score: 1

    There's a guy over here in Germany who managed to get on national TV with his "electromagnetic sensitivity".

    During a 30 minute program, one thing was blatantly absent, or maybe that's just because I've got a science education: An actual test. You know, a double-blind test or something. Put him in a room that's a faraday cage with nothing emitting signals inside whatsoever, but don't tell him. See if he gets sick. Bring 20 high-power Wifi routers, cellphone towers, whatever you have, to his mobile home in the woods, again without telling him, and see if he falls sick.

    My guess? He'll be "sick" in the first case, and totally fine in the 2nd, because it's all in his head. Probably not even conscious, so I kind of pity him. A bit.

    Same with these kids. Turn off all Wifi in the school for a week without telling anyone, well without telling the kids or the parents. Check if anything changes. If it doesn't, then it's not the Wifi, end of story.

    Too much talk going on, too little verification.

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    1. Re:call for verification by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      There's a guy over here in Germany who managed to get on national TV with his "electromagnetic sensitivity".

      During a 30 minute program, one thing was blatantly absent, or maybe that's just because I've got a science education: An actual test. You know, a double-blind test or something.

      Double-blind tests? Repeatable results? Logic? Truth? You crazy, man?! Advertisers don't pay for the truth, they pay for watching eyeballs! Now excuse me, I've got to get back to praying that some photogenic woman gets kidnapped tomorrow so I'll have a lead story for the evening news.

    2. Re:call for verification by Painted · · Score: 1

      Yeah! "Tom" (if that's your real* name) up there in the GP is clearly in the pocket of Big-WiFi!

      I've heard he's a witch too.

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  68. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an alumnus of Lakehead University, I can say with some degree of (conspiracy theory) authority that this ban wasn't instituted over health concerns, but budgetary ones. Lakehead is poorly managed and the maintenance budget quite inadequate. There were frequently garbage cans set out through various buildings to catch the water leaking from the roof. How does this apply to Wi-Fi? Well, most of the buildings there are masonry construction. I'm not quite sure what it is - something similar to cinder block, though. If all of the walls (including inside walls) are masonary, Wi-Fi signal propagation is going to be horrid. At that point, you need to add a separate access point in each classroom. That costs money.

  69. THat's the Way to Prep them for the Real World... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    Someone should try this at their job:

    Employee: "Sir, I don't think I am going to come in today, I am feeling a bit crappy"
    Boss: "Okay see you tomorrow. Get well soon."
    Next day
    Employee: "Sir, I still feel like crap, coming in later."
    Boss: "Okay, get well soon."
    A few more days pass
    Employee: "Sir, still feeling ill on this end, I think it's the WiFi signals at the office that make me feel like this."
    Boss: "Okay, thanks for the info. Go ahead and go home. In fact, don't bother coming back either. We'll mail your final paycheck to you. We wouldn't want you to have to come in and get affected by any of those damn WiFi signals."

    Seriously, the biggest danger to these kids is instilling the habit that lame excuses can force their surrounding environment to adapt to them. If you raise a bunch of kids with the idea that complaining about WiFi can get them out of school, their first manager post graduation is going to pull his hair out trying to deal with 'em.

  70. Meanwhile, the Kansas school board... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... has claimed this as proof against the theory of evolution. "If Darwin's theory was correct, school children would have evolved to enjoy Wi-Fi signals," said the school nurse, while casting out evil spirits from a sick child into a swine. "It's a punishment being inflicted by our designer in his infinite wisdom," cooed the principal. "It works much better than detention," he added. The school technology officer was unavailable for comments, as she was being burned at the stake for witchcraft.

  71. it's bigger than they think! by mjeffers · · Score: 1

    symptoms that appear only... on weekdays, not on weekends at home.

    The symptoms, which also include memory loss, trouble concentrating, skin rashes, hyperactivity, night sweats and insomnia

    Oh damn! I think we have that where I work. I'll forward this on to my boss to explain why I won't be there on Monday.

    1. Re:it's bigger than they think! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      symptoms that appear only... on weekdays, not on weekends at home.

      The symptoms, which also include memory loss, trouble concentrating, skin rashes, hyperactivity, night sweats and insomnia

      Oh damn! I think we have that where I work. I'll forward this on to my boss to explain why I won't be there on Monday.

      Me too. The great thing is I can do it from my bed because my laptop has wireless.

  72. Really? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    Are you sure they're not in fact contracting a real illness because they live in a sterile, sheltered little bubble at home and have no immune system as a result?

  73. Coincidence by mseeger · · Score: 1

    Nothing mysterious so far:

    Studies have shown a clear coincidence between health problems and the setup of mobile network towers. No coincidence has been shown yet between the beginning of operation of that tower and health problems. Already the presence of that tower caused health problems. What we see is the evil brother of the placebo-effect: the nocebo-effect. Once people start expecting a negative health impact, the probability for such goes through the roof. It's a self fullfilling prophecy. By claiming a negative health effect of technology X, one can be measured.

    Unluckily being just a nocebo-effect doesn't mean it's no real harm. People have been known to intentionally overdose a placebo (not knowing it was just a placebo, during a controlled medication study) in an effort to commit suicide and came pretty close to actually dying.

    Trying to discuss those issues with concerned parents is a waste of time. For them it is still a "risk to be eliminated". You can really strain relations with them by trying to explain that "driving them to school in a car" is a much bigger risk.

    CU, Martin

  74. Correlations by skogula · · Score: 1

    It's amazing. 100% of the houses of all "school shooters" contain toothpaste. Yet nobody has demanded that toothpaste be banned because it causes school shootings.

    1. Re:Correlations by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      It's amazing. 100% of the houses of all "school shooters" contain toothpaste. Yet nobody has demanded that toothpaste be banned because it causes school shootings.

      It's the toothpaste lobby. Too powerful, man. You cross them and you'll be found in a gutter, tartar controlled to death.

  75. FM Signals by masmullin · · Score: 1

    Its FM signals... or TV signals. Or that evil light radiation from the daytime star!

  76. CFSS ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Content Filter Sensitivity Syndrome. There have been low levels of this syndrome since the introduction of content filters, but the numbers were limited due to low exposure (typically 0.5 to 1 hour of computer access per day). With the introduction of Wi-Fi in a school, the exposure is vastly increased as children start connecting with their own devices (up to 6 hours per day).

  77. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by cosm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. I, for one, am sick and tired of the 'blame everybody but the self' mentality that pervades society. It creeps up more and more everyday. I don't know how the Canadian legal system works, but wouldn't the burden of proof lie with the parents? Can they cite one study, just one fracking conclusive study that proves that it is these routers and acess points causing the children, oh the poor freaking children's ailments? Seriously. Show me one study where it has been positively shown that signals that fall in the range of the wifi consortium jurisdiction are causing people to get sick. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Evidence, or GTFO.

    And people wonder why education gets worse. These damn parents are so sue happy, they just attack attack attack the schools every damn opportunity that presents itself. So the schools become so hamstrung in bureaucratic idiocy that they are afraid to do anything because some snot-nose little johnny's parents might sue.

    This. Two things. Taking personal responsibility and the scientific method. The sooner society actually adopts these two solid mentalities, the better off we all will be. Until then this world will continue to be run amok by victimized-its-not-my-fault-blame-the-world-can-i-get-some-money-too asshats.

    End rant.

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  78. "night sweats and insomnia" by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you but when I went to school during the day, they didn't allow me to sleep during class hours.

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  79. I don't believe ANYTHING... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I KNOW that they are human beings who are supposed to be being EDUCATED in those institutions.
    Quality of said education being joined responsibility of their teachers, their parents AND the society as a whole.

    As for reality...
    The only thing that keeps me marginally sane is the fact that I am marginally in-sane.
    Which sure helps all those times when you find yourself on the wrong side of the mirror.

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    1. Re:I don't believe ANYTHING... by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

      Educated for what? The only thing schools teach you is how to be part of a manageable work force. Any useful skills are outside of the scope of schooling.

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    2. Re:I don't believe ANYTHING... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Aww...
      And there you go asking that like you don't understand the problem at all, when actually you are on the right track.
      Although somewhat aimless.

      Useful skills are not outside of scope of schooling.
      Or do you still visit your village's shaman when you have an "ache"?
      Guess what? Doctors, nurses, dentists and apothecaries all had to go to school to learn how to fix people.

      Most highly specialized skills ARE outside of the scope of elementary and secondary schooling.
      Why? Because those are specialized skills taught at specialized schools where they teach specialized classes for which you need a shitload of introductory knowledge and experience.
      Which you get through higher education and work experience.
      There ain't no "Brain Surgeon High" or "Astronaut Elementary".
      Just as there are no software engineer courses for people without a high-school diploma.

      As for schools teaching "how to be part of a manageable work force"... I wish.
      At least then they would produce SOME manageable work force instead of just pushing kids through the grinder of meaningless tests and aimless texts.
      Unfortunately, the whole profession is overpopulated by people lacking skill or motivation to teach.
      Failed writers teach literature and languages, failed scientists science, failed mathematicians math, failed sportsmen sports...
      I could probably count all good teachers I've met so far on fingers of one hand.
      And I'm not even sure I'd need all of them.

      On the other hand... Most of those were university level teachers.
      Oh, there are plenty of failed this-or-that teaching at universities too... but some actually take time to teach you both what you want to learn AND what you need to know.

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  80. Fluorescent Lights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because that is what has been killing me at my new job. Buzzing and flickering at the noticeable frequency your peripherals pick up. Im going with that

  81. any number of things by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    also taking some from previous posters, just to supply them on a single list:

    Stress
    dislike of school (psychosomatic)
    school water
    school food
    lack of oxygen
    air pollutants
    radiation of various kinds other than wireless
    actual illness that only manifests symptoms when combined with something else on this list
    lighting (seems unlikely but added for completeness)

    please feel free to add to this

    1. Re:any number of things by Aliotroph · · Score: 1

      Add in things kids do. Too much caffeine, too much alcohol, too many late-night gaming sessions, probably some drugs, etc. Stressing yourself out with fun can hurt during crunch time. I was bad at that in high school until half way through grade 11 when I decided to go to bed at midnight every day no matter what. That oftne meant I got a bit less homework done or played fewer games, but I felt a lot better. The things in your list mix in nasty ways with the things in mine.

    2. Re:any number of things by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      dont forget eating boogers and playing in the sewers

  82. Wifi-itis a computer virus that infects humans! by kawabago · · Score: 1

    The only possible explanation is that a computer virus has jumped more than the species barrier to infect humans! No doubt related of the computer virus used to infect the Borg in Star Trek: Voyager! That's it! It's spread by writers! Kill them, kill them all before it's too late!

    1. Re:Wifi-itis a computer virus that infects humans! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      The only possible explanation is that a computer virus has jumped more than the species barrier to infect humans! No doubt related of the computer virus used to infect the Borg in Star Trek: Voyager! That's it! It's spread by writers! Kill them, kill them all before it's too late!

      Kill the Voyager writers? I've been saying that for YEARS.

  83. Wi-Fi causes this? by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    The first things that come to my mind when I hear those symptoms are reactions to artificial colours and preservatives used in foods. I'd be looking closely at what's on the shelves in the school's tuck shop/canteen.

  84. This "illness" must be spreading quickly... by ironjaw33 · · Score: 1
    Just this week, someone wrote in to the editorial section of my town newspaper complaining about WiFi affecting his health:

    “I find it regrettable that we are seeing a proliferation of Wi-Fi networks in public and private buildings. As one of a small but growing number of people for whom such networks represent a health hazard, I nevertheless recognize this is inevitable. However, I do vehemently object to their installation in exterior environments. I recently noticed a sign in a flower bed at a local shopping area identifying it as Wi-Fi hot spot. Can’t the city and counties prohibit the extension of these networks into outdoor spaces?

    I just wonder just what sort of "health hazard" this guy has and who is spreading such disinformation. Plenty of other electrical devices, such as a household microwave, emit just as much EM radiation in the 2.4 GHz range as an 802.11 AP. In fact, spending a year within the interference range of an 802.11 AP exposes you to as much radio energy as having a cell phone conversation that lasts only a few minutes.

  85. CO2 and Florescent Lights by sh3p · · Score: 1

    When I was half-way through high school we had air scrubbers installed because the air quality was so bad. It was in a large, 2-story "relocatable" building that has since been torn down. The first few years, before the scrubbers were installed, everyone wondered why all the kids would be more sleepy in that building than in the main building. Turns out that the CO2 levels were through the roof. On another note, my wife has ADD. She swears that the florescent lighting in school would give her headaches and make it impossible for her to concentrate. My point is, there are probably a dozen reasons for what these people describe, but WiFi just isn't going to be one of them.

  86. obviously... by nazsco · · Score: 1

    ...it's a wireless manbearpig nearby

  87. Steps to Profit by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Here's the thought process

    1) Wifi manufacturers have deep pockets
    2) Invent illness
    3) Blame on Wifi
    4) Sue wifi manufacturers

  88. Wi-Fi routers cause health issues? by mike449 · · Score: 1

    Now imagine what may happen when schools turn them on.

    I wonder how many of the "concerned parents" switched back to wired networking at home.

  89. Clarke's Third Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clarke's Third Law States that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. People have always mistrusted technology and blamed it for all their ailments.

    P.S - Wearing a tin foil hat will shield your brain from the malicious Wi-fi signals!!!

  90. Sick Building Syndrome by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Symptoms are a match for a Sick Building Syndrome, one cause is believed to be nasties growing in air conditioning or in damp-exposed building materials, and general poor indoor air quality.

    OFTOMH around 25% of individuals are genetically pre-disposed to be sensitive to mold, provoking asthma and other immune disorders. Something in this school is provoking these reactions in these kids, first guess should be air quality.

    At risk of being redundant others have pointed out here symptoms are also a match for stress and anxiety. So we're probably looking at a basket of different causes for physiological symptoms at school.

    All these things have a scientifically valid basis and a are pretty demonstrable out in the real world, whereas Wi-Fi electro-sensitivity does not.

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  91. What's the reason? by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    "could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days?" Yeah, how about psycho-somatic?

  92. Official Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Barrie, Ontario, and the people who sent a brochure about the wifi heath risk have their website here.

    I lol'd over it at first (and the symptoms claimed by the children) before getting pretty angry about the whole prospect of banning it. While I have no doubt children claimed these illnesses, so did everyone when I was in elementary school. Kids don't like school. This is well established.

    And of course parents are always looking for tech to blame, and hypocritically will blame wifi when they have no problem with it at home, nor with their microwave ovens or radios. Gah.

  93. bull crap by sqkybeaver · · Score: 0

    have there been any research as to why those kids are are having those symptoms, i think not, could be anything from bad cafeteria food to asbestos. try finding out what caused it before the old folks place a ban on fresh air.

  94. Familiar by Reginald2 · · Score: 1

    I used to get that, it was technically before wifi. I guess it was like a premonition or something.

    Come to think of it, that's probably what gets to me on Mondays too.

  95. Are those parents using cordless phones? by gagol · · Score: 1

    If so the hypocrisy would be monumental. Maybe dressing their kids in tin foil would alleviate their concerns.

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  96. Some Possible Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor construction resources (ie-Asbestos, etc), and cleaning chemicals, could be a cause for kids getting 'sick'. I remember breaking out in rashes sometimes at schools or jobs, and it was usually due to heavy duty cleaning chemicals. Also, some kids just dont bath

  97. in primary school at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should be playing vollyball or something similar between classes. even going for the odd run.

    there is a hormone associated with regulation of appetite via _exercise_ and fasting called ghrelin, which may directly or through other hormones such as vasopressin/adh influence mental processes.

  98. Vitamin D deficiency is widespread by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"
    Vitamin D deficiency could help explain this.
    Treatment details: http://www.vitamindcouncil.org/treatment.shtml
    Why the US RDA is ten times too low: http://www.vitamindcouncil.org/vitaminDPhysiology.shtml
    Vitamin D deficiency also may contribute to autism: http://www.vitamindcouncil.org/health/autism/autism-information.shtml
    Basically, between long school days, more TV and video games at home, driving instead of walking, fears of the outdoors and stranger abductions, and dermatologists saying to fear the sun (but not suggesting adequate vitamin D supplements as essentially malpractice), most kids are vitamin D deficient. Vitamin D is involved in the regulation of thousands of genes. Delete a big chunk of your genome and see how you feel. :-(

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    1. Re:Vitamin D deficiency is widespread by millennial · · Score: 1

      This is, of course, absolute horseshit. There are no studies indicating a widespread deficiency of vitamin D. You just link to a bunch of bullshit websites that are hawking vitamin D as the new miracle cure-all snake oil. Good job! You fail at science.

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      I am scientifically inaccurate.
    2. Re:Vitamin D deficiency is widespread by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you most likely have not looked at the data. Just one example:
          "Vitamin D Deficiency Is Widespread And On The Increase"
          http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090630143523.htm
      "A new report issued by the International Osteoporosis Foundation (IOF) and published in the scientific journal Osteoporosis International1, shows that populations across the globe are suffering from the impact of low levels of vitamin D. The problem is widespread and on the increase, with potentially severe repercussions for overall health and fracture rates."

      Now, ask yourself, why did you make that reply without looking around a little more?

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  99. Those symptoms. by davev2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    headaches to dizziness and nausea and even racing heart rates

    Gee, that sounds just like the side effects of Riddlin.

  100. ahh junk science by lindoran · · Score: 1

    Ahh junk science, nobody loves me like you do...

  101. Statistics... duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assume there is an equal probability of getting ill on any given day.

    Assume you spend 5/7 days at school, 2/7 days at home.

    There is a 71% chance of getting sick on a school day, but only a 29% chance on the weekend.

    This neglects that you are more likely to get ill when you have less sleep (weekdays), you are more likely to get sick when you are surrounded by ill peers, you want to get sick when it allows you to miss school.

  102. Newsflash: School makes kids sick! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    In a recent development, researchers have found that school makes kids violently and inexplicably sick. Victims of this epidemic complained that "their stomach hurts real bad" and "the nurse said I should play video games until I feel better".

    The in-depth multi-year study has also found that 9 out of 10 cancer victims had attended grade school at least once in their life. The surgeon general strongly advises parents to pull their kids out of class indefinitely to reduce the risk of getting cancer 70 years later (or a job).

    In other news, a leading computer engineer proposed the shocking theory that "kids are little lying sacks of shit", with the corollary that "school administrators are big lying sacks of shit". Sources confirm the scientist has long maintained a habit of divulging unsavory facts and opinions on various internet forums. CmdrTaco was unavailable for comment.

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  103. Sounds like a mold problem by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I'd bet it is a mold problem over RF induced illness because mold actually exists.

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  104. Other reasons? by Shadyman · · Score: 1

    "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?"

    Industrial soaps/cleaners? Fluorescent lighting? Being around your peers instead of family? And in the case of "headaches to dizziness and nausea and even racing heart rates", how about stress from studying/tests/exams/etc? As for the allergy part, what about mould, dust and fungi in the ductwork? Have those buildings had an air quality test recently?

    Also... Insomnia? All of the "wifi allergy" reports I read noted that the afflicted could tell when a router was turned on/off. Unless they're sleeping in class (or trying to), and it was infact a "wifi allergy", how would this be noticeable?

  105. No by undecim · · Score: 1

    Wi-Fi Illness doesn't exist, but apparently, stupidity illness does, and it's spreading.

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  106. They Have "Health Concerns" Alright ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... mental health concerns, that is. These children and parents need to be committed to mental institutions, because they are just plain crazy.

  107. Oh, the shame by Cannonball+7 · · Score: 1

    I was wondering when my hometown would get a mention on Slashdot. Too bad I still live here...

  108. riiiight by daninaustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not like we eat solid foods which contain all kinds of minerals.

  109. Simple solution... by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

    ...turn off SSID broadcast and change the SSIDs so students phones/laptops/whatever don't see them anymore, for the most part.
    Then tell them you turned it all off. Problem solved.

  110. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    How can parents take responsibility if the kids really are getting sick at school, other than forcing the school to take action?

    It's pretty unlikely that it's due to Wifi, but other people have given other suggestions, such as a mold problem, lack of oxygen due to bad circulation, and so on. It doesn't seem at all unlikely that it's an environmental issue.

  111. Belief is stronger than facts by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot of people believe that EM spectrum radiation is harmful in many different ways.

    We can either fight them on every front they raise or we can agree with them that there MIGHT be such a danger. People have believed this since the introduction of electricity, so thinking that someone we are going to convince these people they are wrong just isn't going to happen. It has nothing to do with ignorance or some peculiar regligious belief - it is just a belief in something beyond current knowledge.

    Besides, how the heck does anyone really know what we don't know yet? The real answer is nobody knows. It is unlikley, even incredibly unlikely, but there is no way to convince people that it couldn't be happening.

    We aren't talking about WiFi routers alone. Every source of EM radiation is suspect, down to the level of detectability. If it can be detected, then it is possible that it is having some kind of unknown effect. Probable? No. But just barely possible. And it doesn't necessarily have to affect everyone, just those that are somehow sensitive.

    What needs to be understood is until this is dealt with on a human (not just scientific probability) level, it is going to continue to prevent construction of EM-emitting objects. Like power transmission lines. And cell towers. And there will be complaints about every device like a WiFi router.

    How would such proof be managed? I don't know. But I do know that fighting individual battles over Wifi routers, cell towers, radio stations, power lines and every other sort of EM-emitting device is pointless. The non-believing majority will lose out to the minority that believes. As Mr. Obama said just recently, we are a country of religious freedom and it would be wrong to unfairly oppress a religious minority that believes WiFi is harmful. At least without absolute proof that they are wrong.

  112. Re:"not likely wifi." by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Um, I think you misspelled "not WiFi, period".

    The waves. They do nothing.

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  113. Need for conducting a controlled experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the sample size is large enough the school could try turning off wifi as quitely as possible for a while and see if it makes a difference. Unfortunatly conducting a conclusive study of this sort is ususally difficult to work through without committing statistical sins.

    My money is on other factors (poor air circulation, neglected filters, mold in ductwork, depression related to having to go to school, school food, germs, loosers..etc.) however EM sensitivity is a real biological effect. It is undisputed people can have severe adverse reaction to EM signals transmitted in close proximity. Intensity of signals drops off with square of distance so locality WRT to emitting source is critically important. Many posters here look at the totality of signals being broadcast and wrongfully conclude because radio signals are pervasive Wifi's effect is irrelevent. Wifi's contribution to kids getting sick may very well be irrelevent but as a separate matter it does not make the way you arrived at your conclusion any less wrong.

  114. Ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well the comments to this are ignorant to the point of being laughable. When a small portion of the population has medical problems its always seen as fake by those too stupid or lazy to do the research.

    If this is so far fetched, what about the cases of electric alergies? I know there are several in my provence, people who can not be near any sort of powered device because it causes INTENSE pain in their heads worse than any headache.

    Its stupid to think that some people cant perceve things others cant. I myself cant stand to be near any old CRT equipment because I can hear a high pitched wine and it causes headaches. Of course, it took years before anyone would listen to me because of ignorace and lazyness of the people I asked to help.

    To anyone who will not invistigate this, I say shame on you.

  115. Instant dismissal no less ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being one of the techies in my 34 household community, I was asked by a couple of member to look into the potential dangers of WiFi. It was actually pretty interesting.

    Spoiler: In the end I recommended we do very little to change our WiFi network.

    For those interested in a more detailed exploration of the topic than a variant of the trite "Oh those rascally kids... always trying to get out of school" dismissal of the idea, there's a great set of research on the potential dangers of WiFi and similar EMF available through the bioinitative (google it). Sadly, what once was a free site now charges $2 (with the weak excuse that this is to cover costs.... in which case a $0.05 charge per user would likely do).

    The report gave summaries of several hundred experiments to determine potential risks from a variety of signals ranging across the EM spectrum. Quite a few of the conclusions gave good grounds for further research.

    The problem is that most of these studies are still in the early stages - hundreds of experiments into different aspects of the potential dangers, with very little duplication as of yet. It may turn out that there is legitimate cause for concern, but at present it all comes down to how one uses the precautionary principle.

    I think the bottom line is that when we listen carefully to such concerns, do the research, and use a reasonably scientific approach, the results are better than a pat answer.
    Those who jump on the "Someone says WiFi must be dangerous so it clearly IS" bandwagon are no more or less ignorant or reasoning in their approach than those jumping on the "I've never heard of WiFi being dangerous and its handy, so clearly these people are crazy" bandwagon.

    Those claiming kids faking sickness to get out of school is nothing new might want to find out:
    - Is there a spike in the reported symptoms? (after all... kids can fake the flu anytime)
    - Does the spike coincide with a change in the wifeless, or with a change in the wireless being known about by the kids... or with a spike once the first kid went home sick?

    It could be kids playing hookie. It could be other environmental factors. It could be a placebo effect (particularly with all the hype). But dismissing it off the bat is no more sensible than refusing to look through Galileo's telescope because you already KNOW there can't be any moons there....

    Or in knowing a historical event happened because some folks said it did - http://bedejournal.blogspot.com/2006/11/who-refused-to-look-through-galileos.html

    1. Re:Instant dismissal no less ignorant by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      - Does the spike coincide with a change in the wifeless

      Yeah, when I first got high-speed Internet my relationship suffered too.

  116. Occam's razor by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

    Would be my first pick. You're in a fairly enclosed space with hundreds of other people who have any number of diseases. It's not like they sterilize the desks after every class. Even in a typical office you tend to sit at the same desk; school kids are all over the place. A public school is like a virus playground.

    Having said that, maybe someone should do a big study on exposure to non-natural electromagnetic fields. Humans evolved exposed to the sun and the planet, etc... it makes sense to me that we evolved to deal with that. But it's only been in the last 100 years or so that our technology has exposed us to high power radio stations, wireless access points, even keeping a little radio in your pocket so you can call your friends. Who doesn't have a cell these days? High tension power lines have only really existed for 100 years too, the tin-foil hatters say they cause cancer, but the reality is that no one really knows.

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    1. Re:Occam's razor by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      Occam's Razor would like to point out that these symptoms also show up in kids who spent their evening playing World of Warcraft rather than studying for the big math test...

  117. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    I totally agree.

    Anyone knows (has it ever been asked?) how many parents have switched off or removed their WiFi routers because of this? And asked their neigbours to do the same?

    I doubt any would do so.

    I doubt many would think about that in the first place.

    It makes me think of the "wait until we actually switch it on!" remark by some telecoms exec about a newly built GSM mast that caused lots of illnesses nearby.

  118. don the hats by jordan_robot · · Score: 1
    FTA

    "There will be no Wi-Fi connectivity provided in those areas of the university already served by hard wire connectivity until such time as the potential health effects have been scientifically rebutted or there are adequate protective measures that can be taken," says Lakehead's policy on Wi-Fi and cellular antennae.

    Here's an idea, have the students wear fucking tin-foil hats.

  119. Could be the water by gman003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't speak for all schools, but my old middle school had horrible water. I actually did a side-by-side microscope comparison of fresh-from-the-tap to mudwater, and the school had more bacteria. Less sediment, but still more bacteria.

    First time a teacher regretted me actually doing my homework.

  120. Poutine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cafeteria Food?

    Perhaps the school cut the food budget to pay for the routers and the the leftover poutine is tainted.

    1. Re:Poutine? by SomeRADDude · · Score: 1

      I have to second this idea, any society that can survive the mass ingestion of this particular "food" should be right up there with the cockroaches is respects to surviving radiation exposure. As for WiFi causing illness, I would most assuredly be dead by now if it were true. I have had WiFi in all it's incarnations since commercial products were first available. Full disclosure: I design, install and troubleshoot wireless data networks for businesses, schools, hotels and even cities. I have been surrounded by APs while testing and have even tested the effects of human interference on throughput ( think blocking the signal with my own body). And yet to this day I have yet to sprout any additional appendages or projectile vomit pea soup across the room. I had the same symptoms when I was in school, well before the standards (802.11 a/b/g/n) were established. I chalked it up to the cruelty of the socially connected and the stress of trying to fit in and excel in the highest rated school system in my State.

  121. Besides Wi-Fi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides Wi-Fi? Are you serious? As if wi-fi is in any way a legitimate reason!

  122. Well by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    I tend to agree BUT am also reminded that smoking used to be recommended by doctors... well people in lab coats anyway.

    DDT? Perfectly harmless.

    History has shown time and time again that mankind has been perfectly capable of doing harmfull stuff claiming there was no scienfitic evidence against it by stomping very hard on scientists trying to proof it.

    Are you just a smoker who denies the existence of lung cancer? Hard to say isn't it? 50 years from now, you might be as laughible as the people who claimed smoking was good for your health.

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  123. Very likely it's ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pesticide, because it sure as hell isn't radio waves making those poor children ill.

    All the symptoms match up, the vector is likely pesticide/fungicide at the school.

  124. Nobel Prize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the first politician in the USA that can succeed in an awareness campaign about the dangers of Wi-Fi signals to the point that graduate students looking for a thesis can score gobs of money and prestige by gathering evidence supporting it.

  125. Take out the wifi, start early by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

    This is awesome. This is how global economic power trades hands - as the west frets over various hypothetical, low-probability risks to long-term health, you can observe developing nations (china, india) cramming their schools and govt with wifi, everyone has a cellphone at their crotch, digging mercury out of recycled components and melting plastic indoors. Who cares if <1% of the population gets a brain cloud and dies from bleeding out of their eyes, when the net result is schools with technology and a workforce with practical skills? Those Ontario parents sound like a bunch of spoiled, luddite surrender-monkeys. I, for one, etc., etc...

  126. Sick by Shel Silverstein by ff1324 · · Score: 1

    This whole thing reminds me of a poem...

    Sick

    'I cannot go to school today, '
    Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
    'I have the measles and the mumps,
    A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
    My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
    I'm going blind in my right eye.
    My tonsils are as big as rocks,
    I've counted sixteen chicken pox
    And there's one more-that's seventeen,
    And don't you think my face looks green?
    My leg is cut-my eyes are blue-
    It might be instamatic flu.
    I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
    I'm sure that my left leg is broke-
    My hip hurts when I move my chin,
    My belly button's caving in,
    My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
    My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
    My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
    I have a sliver in my thumb.
    My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
    I hardly whisper when I speak.
    My tongue is filling up my mouth,
    I think my hair is falling out.
    My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
    My temperature is one-o-eight.
    My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
    There is a hole inside my ear.
    I have a hangnail, and my heart is-what?
    What's that? What's that you say?
    You say today is...Saturday?
    G'bye, I'm going out to play! '

    Shel Silverstein

  127. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by brillow · · Score: 1

    It seems to be a textbook case of delusional disease. This meme of wifi illness got out there, and now certain people are prone to believing it, and propagating it.

  128. alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, nothing to do with alternative medicine, they're just credulous whiners who want attention and don't feel special any more. This gives them something to focus their otherwise idle useless attention on. My wife has decided to move her alarm clock 4 feet away from the bed - it's one of them fancy sunlight-sunrise-simulator things - because she thinks the power cord disrupts her sleep - we had to move the telephone in the adjacent office because its cable ran along the same wall. She's a good girl, but there's sometimes no talking sense to some people - they're fixated on their own suffering, and god help anyone trying to take that away from them. It's just like Smith said in the Matrix: "You human beings define your lives by your suffering".

  129. So thats your excuse by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    Now I understand.

    Its obvious the school superintendent must be right. All you have to do is read /. if you want proof of the brain damaging effects of electromagnetic radiation.

  130. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by vertinox · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Exactly. I, for one, am sick and tired of the 'blame everybody but the self' mentality that pervades society.

    To be fair... They are really on to something more profound.

    You are limited by your genetics... Or at least being human. You know... Being programmed to want sex, eat, sleep, feel sensations or emotions that get in the way.

    You are programmed with 300 million years of evolution which most people are not aware of (much less actually fight).

    And you are sometimes limited by the language and ideas that you were taught with.

    I mean... Would you blame someone who grew up in the 1400's in believing in witches?

    I already used this once tonight but I'll use the concept again.

    If you had a yummy fish and you threw it at a bear, and the bear ate it... Would you get mad at the bear for not using self control?

    Of course not (well most of us), its what bears do. Now going along with this though...

    Humans are also like bears. We are both animals so somethings that we do, we can't help because thats what we've been raised to do, or taught, or just through instinct.

    Or lack thereof...

    Now I'm not saying that free will doesn't exist and that everyone is blameless, but rather if we looked at human behavior problems as you would an animal or as an evolutionary, then things get a lot clearer...

    Because you know how to fix it.

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  131. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by Tom · · Score: 1

    I don't know how the Canadian legal system works, but wouldn't the burden of proof lie with the parents? Can they cite one study, just one fracking conclusive study that proves that it is these routers and acess points causing the children, oh the poor freaking children's ailments? Seriously. Show me one study where it has been positively shown that signals that fall in the range of the wifi consortium jurisdiction are causing people to get sick. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Evidence, or GTFO.

    No, you see, that is the beauty of democracy - you don't need proof, nor even evidence. You just need to convince a majority of people.

    We've just had part of a school reform fall through here, despite all credible evidence supporting it. A good campaign and some bullshit bingo will carry you a long way, and often longer than all this difficult "evidence" thing. Heck, most of the people allowed to vote couldn't read a good study, much less comprehend it, and don't even talk about discerning a credible study from a bullshit made-up one.

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  132. I they are feeling ill NOW, by prionic6 · · Score: 1

    wait till we turn the equipment on!

    1. Re:I they are feeling ill NOW, by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 2, Interesting

      wait till we turn the equipment on!

      This has actually happened (IIRC some 10 years ago in Germany, but I can't find a reference on the web). A GSM base station was put up somewhere, and people immediately began to get sick (headaches, insomnia etc.). When people started demanding to remove it, it turned out that only the tower had been erected, but the radio equipment hadn't even been installed yet. That's the power of the mind...

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  133. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you get paid by the carriage return?

  134. Obvious solution by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    The school should turn off the Wi-Fi for a couple weeks, but don't tell anyone they did. Then ask again if children are still feeling the effects. Parents will be forced to admit it's not the WiFi once it's no longer an available cause and youngsters are still complaining.

  135. That's why it's such epic failure, guys! by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    Look, this is an idiotic move. Anybody with more than about 85 IQ points and a modicum of education in the Scientific Method could concoct any number of test scenarios that would logically rule in/out Wifi. What's retarded about this situation is that we have educators (who are responsible for teaching the children Science, among other subjects) who are going along with this idiocy.

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    1. Re:That's why it's such epic failure, guys! by robi5 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just told everyone that the WiFi is off as a control experiment.

  136. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too many RedBulls I say...

  137. probably some cleaning supplies by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like some of their cleaning supplies might have changed.

    But hey, lets blame the new tech, since it's works like magic, and the chemicals we use are based on good science.

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  138. Hmmm, More likely by The+Hatchet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is the disgustingly toxic school food, pesticides, lead paint, asbestos, or poor treatment by faculty that cause these symptoms. Or the water that tastes like piss out of drinking fountains, or the treatment like prisoners for no reason. Enough to drive anyone to experience psychosomatic effects and lose all motivation and drive to live.

    They say all children profile like psychopaths before they leave high school. I can tell you why, anyone living in the bullshit environment forced unto people until they are legally an adult will drive you fucking nuts. Did that maybe ever occur to anyone? That metal detectors, fully armed sherifs and security guards authorized to use force every 10 feet? Or maybe it is the getting thrown in a cold dark room for a week because you got beaten up, and zero tolerance says that counts as a violent offence? Maybe being forced to memorize out of context information out of logical order and without being taught its applications or purpose? Maybe if schools actually treated students like people, instead of monsters, maybe if schools taught information in a logical order, and taught it, instead of forcing meaningless memorization, maybe, if schools actually provided half way decent meals for the price, or water that didn't make your stomach hurt, or didn't make you dress in an oddly specific arbitrary fashion. Maybe then it wouldn't be such fucking hell. Maybe then the children would actually be able to think, feel, and learn. But like that will ever happen.

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  139. electro magnetic waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is most likely caused by electro magnetic waves given off by any kind of large electronic device. If anyone is sensitive to those waves, they can develop skin irritation, nausea, headaches, even hallucinations

  140. Interesting how it's only at school by Kireas · · Score: 1

    Given that its extremely likely there are wi-fi signals within range at home.

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  141. parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I worked in a toronto school for eight years I learned that some parents are neurotic about their child's health. What is new, I'm told, is that the internet greatly encourages this neurosis. Because so much of the writing style of what's out there is sensationalist and represents a certain angle, all it takes are the right (or wrong) search keywords to implant fear in to an impressionable parent's mind(!) The kids, of course, exploit this to no end. Oh except for your kid. Your kid is an angel.

  142. WOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The level of WOO in this report is off the scale!

  143. Uhm...could it be that... by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

    ...children come home to there parents, are telling proud that the school now has WiFi and the parents are going all "OH MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA DIE AND HAVE DECEASES OF IT"? I mean, I've seen a lot of people who're very good at making a mountain out of a molehill.

    But I suggest the reverse test, turn it off and don't tell anyone...see if that cures it. Or the other way round, stop broadcasting the SSID, lock everyone out and tell everyone that it is down (without shutting it down, of course). I'm sure the results will be very interesting.

  144. News by GravityStar · · Score: 1

    Cows give sour milk! Trains responsible!

    AC electricity dangerous! Edison proves by electrocuting elephant.

    Cars dangerous! New law passed mandating that every car be preceded by a man with a bell and lantern.

  145. do the experiment by daithesong · · Score: 1

    probably psychosomatic...so, do a blind experiment where the WiFi transmitters are turned off some random weeks, tell the parents you are doing the experiment, and see if there is any correlation. Or give free tin hats to the loonies, it might be cheaper.

  146. Carbon Monoxide by alex_royle · · Score: 1

    Maybe they all had dodgy heating systems installed by the same people and have carbon monoxide poisoning.

  147. The real problem by Khyber · · Score: 1

    I think the true problem is the inherent weakness in the parental mind. This is what makes them blame something they're constantly bombarded by from birth, without the need for using any critical thinking.

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  148. Naw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be content to sit on my ass, watch cartoons and play video games ALL DAY LONG.

  149. Reverse placebo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this be a reverse placebo effect?

  150. Overexposure to radiation by fezzzz · · Score: 1

    Overexposure to radiation is not a "made up" science and there are standards set to ensure that the radiation on school grounds remain below the standard. The easiest way to determine the level of radiation is to use the IXUS software, but with NARDA safety equipment, the levels could be measured.

  151. Quarantine by freshtodeath · · Score: 1

    I wanted to note that all of these small towns are geographically very close aside from Thunder Bay. This could make for an interesting communications study. ie) How does civic paranoia flow throughout social groups in small town Ontario? It appears that it's moving South towards Toronto. We need to take containment measures immediately. Cut off all communication. Nevermind, they're already moving in that direction. We're safe.

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  152. Tell the truth kiddies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must be the WiFi - nothing to do with the pot they were smoking...

  153. alternative explanation? by alizard · · Score: 1

    "Sick building syndrome".

    If you aren't familiar with that, you can use the above as a search term, including the quotes.

    Has the school district hired a good environmental consultant to check the affected schools for bacteriological and/or chemical contamination? Were the affected schools built by the same contractors? Are these schools relatively new?

    While microwave radiation may have long-term health risks (as I recall, the results of the studies I've run across largely depend on who's funding them), what's described here doesn't fit anything I've ever observed or heard of in connection with microwave energy. But it does fit contamination problems in buildings. Lots of people have wireless routers, me included and these things aren't going on here or around us.

    Do these kids carry cell phones off campus? If microwave energy is bad for them, shouldn't they stop?

    Unplugging campus routers sounds like the solution to a PR problem, NOT a health problem.

    I've got a netbook and android tablet next to me right now, and I don't have a headache, skin rash, or naus... excuse me, gotta puke!

  154. Hey! by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    Correlation is not ca... oh, fuck it, they'll never listen. It's just going to be more masses of misinformed parents and amateur "scientists" rushing to place meaningless and inhibitive laws. Just let them, we'll clean it up when they're done being heroes.

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  155. Its trivial to prove/disprove this by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    A faraday cage and a little testing and this could be definitively tested.
    As Ripley said in the movies "Wow, did IQ's drop sharply while I was gone"

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  156. What other explanation? by tekshogun · · Score: 1

    When my local school system, here in North Carolina, had consistently sick students, they temporarily closed the school down, did a thorough toxic sweep. When they did infact find biological factor, primarily as a part of the centralized air and heating system, they closed the school indefinitely until the entire school could be rehabbed. That meant the offending ac/heating system had to be replaced, old carpet ripped up and replaced, the school scrubbed down completely, and any other materials that could have been exposed or otherwise allow any fungus or bacteria to fester was destroyed.

    I doubt wireless is making their school children sick, I could be wrong, but they need to look a little bit closer.

  157. Anxiety + Mass Hysteria by GoodBuddy · · Score: 1

    My guess would be that the kids who have random headaches and body aches now see a pattern in them. And that increases their anxiety, leading to more headaches, etc. The human mind is geared towards recognizing patterns, even where there are none there (the face of a man or a chicken on the moon, the hand of your deity of choice controlling the events in our lives). The parents now are anxious as well and are transmitting this fear to their kids.

    Plus some of the kids could be faking it. Or there might be some underlying cause such as what others have suggested. And while there might be some effects of non-ionizing radiation, they certainly do not have an effect to this extent. Any effects are at an almost imperceptible level, not that dozens of kids would be made ill.

    Of course, will be difficult to tell the community that their kids and parents are crazy and imagining the whole thing.

  158. No, there probably isn't another reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sleep on the couch with my router six feet away from my head, and I have all the symptoms described. You should just put the router somewhere else and be done with it. Unless it gives you a tumor, quit whining.

  159. It's an epidemic by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    And, strangely enough, symptom rates are even HIGHER when there's a really tough math test!

  160. makes ME sick by Combatso · · Score: 1

    I live in the disctrict (simcoe county), central ontario... ofcourse, I think its nonsense.. They have sent out a mailer (this parent group) that is the most fear-pandering piece of garbage I have ever read. Complete with a 'sick kid' on the cover.. all about how our schools are unsafe for kids.. because of a wifi router in the classroom... I do have a son, he is in an infant tho, so not in school, so I can understand how this fear-mongering would really get to a less-tech-savvy parent. I got the mailer months ago, and heard nothing about it... then today I hear about it on local radio... and now see it on slashdot... I fear now that the media has grabbed hold of it, we are going to set a dangerous precedent where we blame all our scholastic problems on technology... rather than looking for the real cause of any illness (if it exists)...

  161. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by joebok · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should force the school to take a better action. Getting rid of wi-fi routers to combat a mold problem, for example, would be pretty stupid. Like the GP said - use some science - do tests. Determine if there really is a problem, if so determine the cause. Easier said than done, but in the long run way more effective than witch hunts.

  162. ::sigh:: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a high school teacher. Now, my view my be slightly skewed, as I teach the supposedly 'emotionally disturbed' kids (few if any of them are emotionally disturbed...but that's a whole digression I won't get into at the moment). As plenty of people have mentioned, kids don't want to be at school (at least, until you tell them they aren't allowed to be there, then there's no place they want to be more). I didn't want to go to school when I was young either, of course I didn't bother to invent illness, I just kept track of my sick days and told my parent when I didn't feel like going to school that day. Why would they, when the alternative is stay home, play video games, take naps, screw around online...all the same things I would rather be doing than being at work too. Just like when their kids behave poorly, or don't do their work or any number of other infractions, in the parents' eyes it couldn't possibly be their little angel's fault, someone or something at the school must be responsible. Heaven forbid that students should be forced to take realistic responsibility for their decisions and actions.

  163. EMF bursts from CFL bulbs by jholder · · Score: 1

    CFL bulbs themselves, in the way their ballasts operate, send strange EMF spiky behavior throughout the electrical system they are attached to, i.e. , the school building. Supposedly, they are horrible for people. Wireless routers, no effect by comparison.

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  164. How about the crap they eat at lunch? by crovira · · Score: 1

    The cafeteria at my high school was terrible and would have gagged a maggot, if any had gone to school, but it was still healthier than the plastic petrified puke the kids are eating now.

    Its just salt. There's no food which would go bad if you don't change it to keep it fresh, its just salt.

    If you think I'm kidding, look at the rats.

    The obese rats eat from fast food filled dumpsters.

    There's a reason why salt pork, beef jerky and salt cod were "foods of last resort."

    It was what was left after you'd gone through all of the fresh food and had only a choice between that and shoe leather.

    Salt ISN'T a flavor agent folks. Its a preservative. (In French "Un Préservatif" is a condom. In English its a flavor. [We all know about English cooking. It wasn't until the foundation of the late 18th and 19th century British Empire, and the subjugation of any other cuisine at gun point, that the English discovered that food could be enjoyed.])

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    1. Re:How about the crap they eat at lunch? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Preservative in that it preserves you from dying. You NEED salt in your diet. The fact that many people have too much is a reflection of how strong the innate need for the substance is to keep you alive. Modern humans can have way more of anything than they need - and they do. Our primal instincts select that which was rare or hard to obtain, and that didn't just get shut off with the industrial revolution.

      Salt happens to have particular culinary uses in flavoring and enhancing foods. The preservation you appear to be referring to is actually dehydration. Removing moisture (and, admittedly, raising salinity - though it can be done with sugar, too) prevents the growth of microorganisms which cause spoilage.

      That's not to say cafeteria food isn't poor - it is. That's what you get when you allocate 50 cents meal for raw materials and preparation. But arguing that salt is the root of evil as a preservative (everything these days is either canned or frozen when it gets to the school) is the wrong place to go.

      FWIW, some of the most sought after salt in the world is from France (naturally evaporated sea salts), and is used in French cuisine quite frequently.

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  165. mass hysteria by MrVictor · · Score: 1

    Let's see... A large group of plebs believes that they are suffering from the same phantom ailment? That's a textbook sign of mass hysteria.

  166. Ahead of our time by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    I can remember lots of these symptoms back in the day when the only radio waves in the area came from the low-powered AM station on the edge of town and the occasional military jet. Gee, if only we had known!

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  167. NO KEEP THE CREASES! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Funny

    No the creases are good, they help scatter the mind control waves instead of reflecting a strong return signal, which will be picked up by the mind control satellites, then the Illuminati will know you're wearing a tinfoil hat and poison your water supply with mind-control nanites instead, or send the grays to abduct you and install an implant if you already run your water through an anti-nanite system.

    So remember, creases GOOD, right angles and flat/curved surfaces BAD.

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  168. That reminds me... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    .. of Pontypool, a horrible Canadian movie whose premise is that a virus is capable of spreading through the English Language. As one commenter said, it looks like a bad stage play.

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  169. OMFG! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    BOB the newscaster>
    In other news, in the same small town of bumbf*cknowhere, a mine shaft has imploded and released a yellowish cloud, that could very well contain some chemical agents within, this mine shaft is 1km away from the school.....no one is able to tell is there is any side effects to this cloud, ....back to you Anne,

    ANNE the newscaster> We have now more people claiming they are projectile vomiting and finding blood in their urine, local authorities say this WIFI must be stopped and can see no other REAL reason why this would be happening to the students. The city officials say that the WIFI , although never having ANY other documented reports or towns where such illnesses have occurred, are the main cause for their illnesses and that WIFI must be stopped.

    BOB the newscaster> Sorry to interrupt Anne, I just got word that in fact now this yellow cloud coming from the mine shaft has been confirmed to be of chemical nature and that no one should go play in those mines, not even the students of the school only 1 km away. Back to you Anne...

    ANNE the newscaster> As i was saying BOB, we really have no real sound evidence that WIFI is the cause of these illnesses, but local authorities know without the shadow of a doubt, that the WIFI is to blame...as many of these city officials went to local schools here to study real hard and get their degrees, they MUST know what they are talking about...back to you BOB!

  170. Re: Lighting by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1

    Lighting is often the real problem.

    The old "T-10" type of fluorescent lights actually flicker at 60 hertz, because they use "magnetic" ballasts operating at the same frequency as the AC electricity supply. The 60 hertz frequency is fast enough that most humans don't notice the flickering, but slow enough to cause eye strain. The new "T-8" type of fluorescent lights flicker at a much higher rate, near 20,000 hertz, which does not cause eye strain.

    Many building have far too much light, particularly buildings with the older T-10 fluorescent lights. There was a period of many years when more light was assumed to be better than less light, so many older buildings (most schools) have far too much light. Bright light causes glare, which causes eye strain and headaches.

    The headaches and other effects of bad lighting, either flickering or high intensity, are exacerbated when people are looking at computer screens for extended periods. This effect is made worse by the fact that many video displays are preset to emit maximum intensity, to make them brighter so customers will notice them in the store.

    For more information, see: http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/ergonomics/office/eye_discomfort.html

    Reduce the light to about 1 watt per square foot; replace T-10 fixtures with T-8, turn down the brightness of computers screens, and watch the headaches disappear.

    In the bargain, you will save money. Replacing the old T-10 fixtures with T-8 fixtures will reduce electricity usage for lighting by about 40%, even at the same intensity. Reducing the number of fixtures in each room, to reduce the intensity, also reduces electricity usage.

  171. Former LU Student / Maybe its just school? by foxalopex · · Score: 1

    I'm a former LU Computer Science student and still active in the clubs there as alumni. All I can say is that LU's WiFi protection policy is a complete LIE. Look at it this way folks, a cellphone puts out at least 1 watt of power which is 1000 milliwatts. A typical wifi router puts out a measly 20 milliwatts. I should know, my blackberry phone has the power to buzz speaker systems wirelessly at times. If a lot of kids and adults carry cellphones, shouldn't we be more worried about the higher power systems? If anything I suspect kids are getting sick because well it's school... Most kids are happier with no school. Happier = Healthier (well short term anyhow until you have no education and can't survive in the modern world) Sheesh dumb parents...

    Another point, we did a quick wifi survey of the University and guess where there's an obvious wifi point? Right in the administration offices where the president resides! Truth is, I think the president banned wifi because they didn't want to spend the money to implement WiFi or the associated bandwidth needs. If he actually believed the health issue why the heck would he put a WiFi point in his own administration office? Somewhat a hypocrite no? Anyhow, President Gilbert was highly disliked by staff and students and many are happy to see him go into retirement this year.

  172. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear Hear!!

    Finally a bit of logic and common sense. Not disparaging anyone else's ideas and suggestions, as one of them is probably the real culprit here (rather than the WiFi radiation), but the root of the problem is the knee-jerk blame-something-or-someone-else reactions that our society has seemed to slide into as a fix for everything.

    Bravo.

  173. Lies, damned lies, and statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out their website: http://www.safeschool.ca/

    The "experts" claiming WIFI harms kids are chiropractors, a graphic designer, and some other educated people who don't have a single science degree among the lot of them. They mean well, but haven't a clue about how WIFI works, or even what it is.

    They gloss over it, but in fact while they make it sound like there's a pandemic of illnesses at these schools, there are actually only 1-2 kids per school who have any significant symptoms. It's very sad that your kid has got heart palpitations or a skin rash, but in a school of 500-1000 kids it's almost guaranteed that at least one kid has some sort of life-threatening disease that has nothing to do with the environment at the school. Besides kids wanting any excuse to avoid school, there are many more factors that can produce the symptoms these kids are experiencing: a new ethanol-from-corn processing plant in Collingwood, changes to ground water where many get their drinking water, a processed food diet rich in sugar and salt and calories, genetics, and pure bad luck...for a start.

    These kids are definitely suffering from various illnesses (not helped at all by their parents' paranoia), and it's a real shame that they have these real symptoms and diseases...but they have absolutely NOTHING to do with WIFI in the school(s).

  174. Its used but not to excess. by crovira · · Score: 1

    The average meal my wife and I can buy, as opposed to make ourselves, in the US is the FDA Approved over-processed crap.

    Even in good restaurants (read somewhere FAR from a "Happy McMeal",) they are forced to buy FDA Approved ingredients (read: over-processed, over-preserved, salt-laden, boiled-to-death pap.)

    The worst part is that I have to pay a small fortune to the grocer for what he manages to AVOID putting into he food.

    From pesticides,
      to nitrates, nitrites and other taste killers,
      to anti-biotics, growth hormones and other drugs (read a Merck Manual and then try to hold down your lunch. You'll need both hands!),
      to what is euphemistically known as reprocessed feed.

    You do NOT want to hear what they feed the animals, but I'll tell you anyway, its what ever part of the animal that they couldn't sell in the first place.

    Don't like a particular cut? Don't worry about it going to waste. Its all sold to the few reprocessing plants left after the past 50 years of killer competition and killer profit taking. Its ground up, sort of sterilized to remove any hint of flavor, and fed to the next chicken or cow. ("Factory Fresh Fish" ain't faring a whole lot better.)

    The chicken or cow has no choice in the matter. That why Mad Cow is such a big worry to the stock yards. The recalls involve millions of pounds of whatever issues from the cloaca of the reprocessing plant. The term cloaca is rather accurate since one of the most common problems come from e-coli.

    When they get caught, not IF but WHEN, they have no idea which cow ate what crap when.

    Know what e-coli is? Know where e-coli lives? Right.

    Guess what, the FDA standards are there to maintain an absolute minimum of safety, not a maximum of cleanliness.

    When I say ALL processed food is shitty, I mean it.

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  175. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear hear.

    Loved the rant. You're spot on.

  176. Dude, YOU don't to pick how much salt. by crovira · · Score: 1

    You get to eat whatever crap the FDA has deemed wouldn't kill you right off the bat. (Stuff like e-coli, Mad Cow and the stuff that you never read about except in a Merck Manual.)

    The FDA is there to ensure that food doesn't spoil before you PAY for it.

    Its not there for YOU THE CONSUMER!

    Its there for the AGRIBUSINESS.

    Those are the troll accountants who push shit your way without any regard to your wants or desires, because they're fixated and controlled by the profit motive.

    And "Fleur de sel" is fine when I control how much I want.

    How much salt is there in that bag of chips?

    How much salt is there in that jar of salsa?

    How much salt is there in that pack of hot-dogs?

    How much salt is there in that soft drink?

    Do you know?

    Can you opt for less than the RDA (recommended daily allowance) in a single summertime snack?

    What about the rest of the day.

    Did you know that you probably exceeded the RDA of salt before you got up from the breakfast table?

    Mass-produced cereal, boiled-to-death pap without salt and packed with unpronounceable crap, tastes like the cardboard box it was shipped in.

    High-fructose corn-syrup (the cheapest government subsidy-ed shit that the accountant/processors can get,) other inexpensive glucose compounds, the alphabet-soup of crap added as preservatives and some artificial color and flavor doesn't taste like anything other than salty sweet. If you're pre-pubescent its sweet salty.

    It won't kill you right off the bat, but have you noticed that the "Obesity Epidemic" started about the same time that the corn growing agribusiness started getting all those subsidies. Coincidence? I think NOT! I actually remember drinking soft drinks BEFORE they swapped out the cane sugar for the corn-syrup. I can still buy it. Its just more expensive.

    This food adulteration is NOT for YOUR benefit. Its to insure maximum shelf-life.

    YOU don't enter into it.

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  177. Perhaps it's Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the Windows syndrome. Every time I have to use Windows I end up smashing the keyboard through the monitor, throwing the computer out of the window and, in extreme cases, wandering the streets looking for Microsoft employees to strangle with the mouse.

    No one has been hurt thus far; my doctor always finds me and calms me down with his Linux laptop.

  178. Everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is in the mind.

    As a matter of fact if they hadn't realized it yet: We are all being constantly bombarded with radiations.
    If we learned something today is that you must not microwave your head.(Else you could end up blind D:)

  179. Love by tsa · · Score: 1

    Those symptoms perfectly match with the illness that is called 'being in love.'

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    -- Cheers!

  180. Supporting anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I design and program wireless networks for water infrastructure, and I can say that these types of symptoms are spot on. I once tested a radio comm network in the 900mhz range, 40 radios each outputting 5 continuous watts (spread spectrum radios constantly talk to each other even when DTE transmissions are minimal) and after a couple of hours I would get sick to my stomach and a severe headache. Of course an 802.11x router isn't going to put out 5 watts and you're not likely to have to share a small room with 40 of them, but if a person was hyper-sensitive I could see this as a real concern.

  181. Does nobody understand field strength? by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    Does nobody in authority understand the concept of field strength? It's OK to expect that some parents might not understand this, but surely people authorising the installation of WiFi networks might be able to make a simple connection between WiFi being tiny wattages and larger field strengths being necessary to harm tissue (ie leaky microwave oven.)

    Bloody "WiFi sickness"? Bloody bollocks.

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    "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
  182. Re:WiFi at home? (Burden of Proof) by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I was objecting to the first half of the GP's rant about "taking personal responsibility".

  183. how is this not obvious... by theshiznojudge · · Score: 0

    this happened to me all the time. ITS CALLED STRESS!!! ffs how is this not a no brainer? forcing kids to memorize and regurgitate information, most of which nobody cares about, isn't stressful? i got psychosomaticly induced "sickness" and even though i knew it, i still never found out how to deal with it enough to function. the stress of knowing i have to go somewhere where nobody cares what i think or even asks me what i want to learn and judges me for not "learning" the way they dictate was, and is extremely daunting. i know what i like and want to do with my life, but apparently that not enough to decide what my education is. and people dumb enough to think that a wifi signal gives kids headaches in school but not anywhere else in the world is just more evidence that our educational system is broken.

  184. Yes there is another explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes there is another explanation, Subliminal Distraction exposure.

    Video shown on CBC reveals that students were placed close together without Cubicle Level Protection.

    Wi-Fi only allows computers to be used anywhere. When there is detectable movement in the peripheral vision of the user it will cause Subliminal Distraction. SD was discovered to cause mental breaks for office workers forty years ago. The office cubicle was designed to deal with the vision startle reflex to stop it by 1968.

    Turning off the Wi-Fi won't change that design problem.

  185. Follow-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100817/ontario-wifi-schools-dombrowsky-100817/20100817?hub=Toronto

  186. Mold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if it occured to these parents that mold may be in the schools, I mean after all, it's been attributed to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. And also, we are constantly bathed in a sea of signals such as the 802.11 spectrum, and even if these kids homes don't have WiFi it's incredibly likely many of their neighbours do.

  187. First mobile, now wifi, then what? by esimon1980 · · Score: 1

    a piece of advice, go and live in rain forests, that's healthy!

  188. LOL by xmvince · · Score: 1

    "Besides Wi-Fi signals, could there possibly be any other logical explanation for kids having more symptoms of illness on school days than at home on weekends or in the summer?" How about laced weed?

  189. A simple but bizarre cause for this phenomeonon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is called Subliminal Distraction exposure.