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The Case of Apple's Mystery Screw

Pickens writes "Network World reports that in the past if you wanted to remove the outer case on your iPhone 4 to replace the battery or a broken screen, you could use a Phillips screwdriver to remove two tiny screws at the base of the phone and then simply slide off the back cover. But now Apple is replacing the outer screw with a mysterious tamper-resistant 'pentalobular' screw across its most popular product lines, making it harder for do-it-yourselfers to make repairs. What about existing products in the field? Pentalobular screws might find their way into them, too. 'Apple's latest policy will make your blood boil,' says Kyle Wiens, CEO of iFixit. 'If you take your iPhone 4 into Apple for any kind of service, they will sabotage it by replacing your Phillips screws with the new, tamper-resistant screws. We've spoken with the Apple Store geniuses tasked with carrying out this policy, and they are ashamed of the practice.' Of course, only Apple-authorized service technicians have Pentalobular screwdrivers and they're not allowed to resell them. 'Apple sees a huge profit potential,' says Wiens. 'A hundred dollars per year in incremental revenue on their installed base is a tremendous opportunity.'"

845 comments

  1. Yay! by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thanks, Apple! I love being told I'm a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed to open my PURCHASED device, should I choose to do so.

    Yes, that goes for all companies that use screwy screws like this.

    1. Re:Yay! by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I forgive them, because the word "pentalobular" is hilarious to say.

      I also don't own an iPhone, so it's all academic to me anyway. :D

    2. Re:Yay! by nicholas22 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be brutally honest, you shouldn't have purchased an Apple device if you valued your freedoms THAT much... It is a well documented and thoroughly slashdotted subject this.

    3. Re:Yay! by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Then someone will go into some detail about how you have to agree to have those screws there for them to do any service.

      Nice way for them to try to spin it.

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    4. Re:Yay! by Haedrian · · Score: 5, Funny

      *sings*
      Cellular, Modular, screws are Pentalobular.

      Bonus points to who gets the reference

    5. Re:Yay! by onkelonkel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Interactive Audiular...BANANAPHONE

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    6. Re:Yay! by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is the very model of the modern dollar generator.

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    7. Re:Yay! by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except, of course, that penta- is from the Greek; quint- would be the Latin.

    8. Re:Yay! by mikkelm · · Score: 2

      It's true that you shouldn't buy Apple hardware if you desire products that accommodate you as a user, but it's pretty disingenuous to suggest that having the ability to open up ones own product for cleaning and repair is an unusual or unreasonable expectation.

    9. Re:Yay! by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Look at it another way:

      Thanks, Apple, for giving an enterprising metalworker a great side business of making tools that will fit your idiotic screws!

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    10. Re:Yay! by localman57 · · Score: 2

      Well, I suppose it goes like this:

      You: Don't replace the old screws with the new ones.
      Them: We can't do the service if we don't replace the screws.
      You: Then I won't let you do the service.
      Them: Ok. Next customer?

    11. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't be defensive and taking it personally. They don't REALLY think you're an idiot. They don't REALLY think you'll break your device.

      They just want to CHARGE you for 100% of device maintenance and support. It's $$$, not smarts.

      Making these things about skills and smarts is a disservice to ALL CONSUMERS b/c it gives CREDIBILITY to the company's bogus argument that this prevents unskilled consumers from causing damage and driving up support costs for everybody since #1 most consumers skilled or not will never open the device anyways and #2 of the ones who do, the % who open the device, break it, AND then try to get free support is VANISHINGLY SMALL in actual honesty.

    12. Re:Yay! by skids · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or, you should make a point to buy a dremel before purchasing any apple products.

    13. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take it to apple, they will be glad to clean it for only 79.99.

    14. Re:Yay! by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Then you can sue them for breach of warranty.

      I don't think Apple thought this cunning plan all the way through. Somewhere, somebody with spare time and money and a propensity for making statements or grinding axes is going to flex their state's consumer rights laws, specifically the part about warranty service on goods as rendered.

      Unless Apple can somehow argue that anti-tampering devices are crucial to the proper and desired function of the phone as a phone, they may be in for some trouble.

    15. Re:Yay! by jefe7777 · · Score: 4, Funny

      first they pentalobed the iphone users
      and i didn't speak out, because i wasn't an iphone user... ;-)

    16. Re:Yay! by Andrewkov · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're called iScrews.

    17. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I will start a small business selling screwdrivers that fit these new screws. Thanks, Apple, for unwillingly sharing your profit with me!

    18. Re:Yay! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      To be brutally honest, you shouldn't have purchased an Apple device if you valued your freedoms THAT much... It is a well documented and thoroughly slashdotted subject this.

      He didn't knew back then.

      But yeah, same thing for batteries, software, memory, hard-drives. All the companies suck. I could do something much more consumer friendly =P

      But yeah, what about the profits?

      Google do no evil and look where that's got them!

    19. Re:Yay! by LMacG · · Score: 1

      *sings*
      Cellular, Modular, screws are Pentalobular.

      Bonus points to who gets the reference

      *sings*
      Make a circuit with me /*sings*
      I can't wait to spend my bonus points!!

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    20. Re:Yay! by aliquis · · Score: 2

      Pentalobotomized Apple users?

      Who could had guessed?

    21. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple screws their customers.

    22. Re:Yay! by LMacG · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think in this case they moved the extraneous vowel to the end, they're called ScrewU's

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    23. Re:Yay! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you didn't encounter *any* Latin at school/high school/college/university.

      I'm guessing you didn't either, since pentalobular comes entirely from Greek roots.

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    24. Re:Yay! by localman57 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yup. Somewhere, a design engineer at Sony is getting his ass kicked for not thinking of using screws that require a screwdriver nearly nobody has.

      "Yeah, I know, you came up with memory-stick. But that was years ago. Look at this! This is state of the art non-standardization!".

    25. Re:Yay! by Moryath · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the "logical next step" in all the "break this sticker with a screw hidden underneath and void your warranty" crap.

      And of course, it's got 90% of the consumer population so fucking scared that they won't break that sticker even when they need to repair a device that's 5 years old and 4 years, 9 months out of the stupidly short 90-day warranty.

      It's the same kind of brainwashing crap you get with expiration dates on bottled water (also found on non-expiring foods/spices such as honey and salt) and stupidly short expiration dates on medicines.

      Pop Sci still runs a great "void your warranty" column. I recommend reading it on a regular basis and learning to say "fuck it, void the warranty, I'm going to improve/repair my own fucking property" whenever possible!

    26. Re:Yay! by Enderandrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I say this as an iPhone user, I'm not sure why it is commonly accepted that Apple provides this perfect user experience.

      Repeatedly my iPhone has been wiped when connecting to iTunes. I've lost save data on games, photos, videos, contact information, etc.

      I could in theory have contacts in groups, but there is no way in the interfact to add a contact to a group. I have to pay for a third party app to handle this for me.

      I can't do basic things like add new SMS tones.

      I tried importing contacts from a Yahoo account, a Gmail account, and Exchange. All failed. I can't edit my address book by typing at a computer. I have to very slowly type entries in via the phone.

      iTunes is one of the worst pieces of software I've ever used. I see UI problems galore.

      And the few times I've sat at a Mac to try and fix them for friends, Finder has driven me up a wall.

      Can we instead say that Apple provides an alternative for those who prefer it? I don't buy how Apple is perfect and a superior user experience.

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    27. Re:Yay! by localman57 · · Score: 2

      Or, they can argue that the screws are less likely to strip than the old philips screws. It's a standard, and you can buy the screwdrivers without much problem.

    28. Re:Yay! by I8TheWorm · · Score: 2

      I have similar experiences with my iPhone (I trade in and out with an Android and a BB for development).

      All in all it's a nice device, but the whole "it just works" thing is purely marketing.

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    29. Re:Yay! by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Independence Day. Do I get the Internets?

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    30. Re:Yay! by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      +1 damn straight.

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    31. Re:Yay! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      They will probably claim copyright infringement for that.

      But it will certainly be a great enterprise for someone in Asia or Eastern Europe.

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    32. Re:Yay! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Is it that showtune involving the phrase "modern major general" that Sideshow Bob sang on the Simpsons once?

    33. Re:Yay! by mark72005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think this is deplorable too, but:

      Isn't it really just a matter of (very little) time until ebay and many other websites are flooded with the new tool available for purchase?

      I mean, I don't think Apple can invent a geometric figure for a screwdriver point that no one else can manufacture.

    34. Re:Yay! by ballpoint · · Score: 4, Funny

      The very first thing I do on newly acquired devices is to rob them of their virginity by breaking the seal. The sooner it's over and done, the better. It also seems to make them more resilient too.

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    35. Re:Yay! by Phreakiture · · Score: 3, Informative

      Correct. Latin would be something like "quitilobular" (lobe being one of those cases where Latin took a word from Greek -- lobos -> lobus)

      However, composite graco-latin words are not unheard of . . . automobile, for instance, might rather be suimobile or autokineticon, were it to be a pure construct, something that was brought to my attention here on /. when I criticized the word "pentavirate".

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    36. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I've read your post and thought about it and decided that you are probably just stupid.

    37. Re:Yay! by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      It is a sad day when all the companies selling us products consider us less than office users: you may think you "own" that desk and nobody "local" messes with "your" machine, but the IT ninjas can walk in to install software and hardware locks, put in more restrictive OSs and programs and take away your PC any time they want... nothing in that office was paid for by the user, though it's annoying.

      It's very much like all those recent years of at-will employment contracts , or more importantly, EULAs stating we only license --not "own," the software and OS already paid for, and cable companies refusing to sell their boxes, forcing a pay-it-in-full and then some model have made us dormant. And now, they get to test murky waters by saying "we can pave our walled guarden halfway into your living room, and you WILL like it!!" and force us to pay more.

      If this iPhone 4 is the only one getting penta[mumble, arrrgh] screws, we're unlikely to see complaining now... just wait 18 months till the new batteries start aging the phone beyond wire-free usability and from then cue the class action lawsuits in 5, 4, 3, 2...

    38. Re:Yay! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Worry not, us communist hobbyists are working on 3D-printing machines good enough to print wax molds that can be used to cast metal. Soon, your local hackerspace/fablab will be able to download these new screws when they come out and print them out.

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    39. Re:Yay! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2

      and stupidly short expiration dates [medscape.com] on medicines

      First, that link requires registration. Yuck.

      Second, IIRC from Pharm School, expiration dates are legally mandated by the FDA to be when the active ingredient(s) degrade to 90% efficacy? Maybe I'm wrong on that one... or maybe it was just for prescription meds. But it's kind of important for dosing properly.

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    40. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope you never have children......

    41. Re:Yay! by hrimhari · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, they can try to sue the brains out of people trying to commercialize such a tool, if they managed to get a patent on its format...

      Time will tell.

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    42. Re:Yay! by vtcodger · · Score: 1
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    43. Re:Yay! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      What never? No never!

      What never? ......hardly ever!

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    44. Re:Yay! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      for not thinking of using screws that require a screwdriver nearly nobody has.

      Good luck with that. I used to be a blacksmith, and I still have all my tools. If someone can produce an intact example of one of these delightful screws, I'll bet I can produce a screwdriver for it.

      Hell, it might even be worth my while selling them. It might be fun to watch their lawyers try to serve me a court order while trying not to get their kneecaps bashed in with a 10-pound hammer.

    45. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, of course, that penta- is from the Greek; quint- would be the Latin.

      I wouldn't know, it sounds all Geek to me.

    46. Re:Yay! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      You are to open it with a pentalobular screw driver. (Of course if you are in the US it is still a Phillips). If you are unable to find the appropriate screw driver, you may reconsider opening your phone because you are so far from qualified, you could not find it with a map.

    47. Re:Yay! by Carnivore · · Score: 2

      I don't know the reasons or the laws, but I do know that I had a prescription that was dispensed in the same bottle that was shipped to the pharmacy. The bottle had its own expiration date, while the prescription info sticker had another, much shorter one that was based on the date that I bought it. Perhaps this indicates the life of the product once the bottle has been opened, but it was not clear.

    48. Re:Yay! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Any who could clean or repair such a device without damaging it, could quite easily get around this screw. This is a complete non-issue to 99.999% of the people on earth. 99.99 of whom could care less, .9% of whom actually want to open it and can, and .001% are morons who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

    49. Re:Yay! by GooberToo · · Score: 2

      You are correct. The problem with this is that 90% potency is still potent enough its commonly used in second and third world countries. Which means, despite still being an effective medication, many people have been convinced to throw it out and replace it with new stock. Which means, in the US, LOTS of perfectly good medication is being wasted.

    50. Re:Yay! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      pardon me the middle category should have been .009 ;)

    51. Re:Yay! by socsoc · · Score: 1

      I can do all of these things. A few require that I'm jailbroken, but even my nontech friends have figured out the easy contact sync. iTunes wipes your phone too? I'd say pebkac.

    52. Re:Yay! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      What would a dremel do to remove weird screws? Sorry, I'm not a tools guy, and google just tells me dremel is a brand of power tools.

    53. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      It is indeed unusual for average users to ever have a need to open their phone for "cleaning or repair" (iPhone or otherwise). Similarly, I've never had a need to open my:

      toaster, microwave, range hood, speaker cabinets, my non-iPhone phones, or any other number of consumer devices around my house.

    54. Re:Yay! by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      I won't and this is yet another example of why one shouldn't either.

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    55. Re:Yay! by Wovel · · Score: 2

      I say this as an iPhone user, I'm not sure why it is commonly accepted that Apple provides this perfect user experience.

      Repeatedly my iPhone has been wiped when connecting to iTunes. I've lost save data on games, photos, videos, contact information, etc.

      I could in theory have contacts in groups, but there is no way in the interfact to add a contact to a group. I have to pay for a third party app to handle this for me.

      I can't do basic things like add new SMS tones.

      I tried importing contacts from a Yahoo account, a Gmail account, and Exchange. All failed. I can't edit my address book by typing at a computer. I have to very slowly type entries in via the phone.

      iTunes is one of the worst pieces of software I've ever used. I see UI problems galore.

      And the few times I've sat at a Mac to try and fix them for friends, Finder has driven me up a wall.

      Can we instead say that Apple provides an alternative for those who prefer it? I don't buy how Apple is perfect and a superior user experience.

      I have never had my phone wiped by connecting to iTunes and I have been using one for 4 years..I have imported contacts successfully imported contacts from every service you mentioned following absurdly simple on screen prompts.

      iTunes is not their best work, but is far superior to Windows Media 1-99 (whatever version we are up to now).

      Honestly your post looks like someone who was set in their ways and simply unwilling to do things differently. For most people without such a predisposition, they do provide a better experience. This is proven out by their success and absurdly high customer satisfaction ratings.

    56. Re:Yay! by Moryath · · Score: 4, Informative

      First, that link requires registration. Yuck.

      I prescribe Bugmenot to solve that.

      Second, IIRC from Pharm School, expiration dates are legally mandated by the FDA to be when the active ingredient(s) degrade to 90% efficacy?

      You're completely wrong.

      Alternate link to harvard:

      It turns out that the expiration date on a drug does stand for something, but probably not what you think it does. Since a law was passed in 1979, drug manufacturers are required to stamp an expiration date on their products. This is the date at which the manufacturer can still guarantee the full potency and safety of the drug.

      Most of what is known about drug expiration dates comes from a study conducted by the Food and Drug Administration at the request of the military. With a large and expensive stockpile of drugs, the military faced tossing out and replacing its drugs every few years. What they found from the study is 90% of more than 100 drugs, both prescription and over-the-counter, were perfectly good to use even 15 years after the expiration date.

    57. Re:Yay! by Svartalf · · Score: 0

      For want of mod points... By the way, you owe me a keyboard...

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    58. Re:Yay! by Duradin · · Score: 0

      So do you run gasoline that has a high water content? It's still perfectly good gasoline, better not let it go to waste.

    59. Re:Yay! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      I say this as an iPhone user, I'm not sure why it is commonly accepted that Apple provides this perfect user experience.

      Because to the /. crowd 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend,' and what's the biggest meanest evilest enemy to the /. crowd? Microsoft. And no, I refuse to write MS with a dumb-ass dollar sign replacing the "s". If you want to write anything with a dollar sign, write "Apple $tore."

    60. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you call people who buy a luxury cars and the buyer can not even open the hood? Only fill tank and add windshield water from external door... everything else is not permitted or the buyer loose the warranty.
      Fuckin idiots or damn rich/normal people who does not care how the fuck the device works, they want just to use it and they pay from service what they get so they do not need to do anything by itself and they can focus just for doing their own things in their life.

      What the fuck non-Apple customers care what the fuck Apple does as it is limited smaller group of people who likes very much being Apple's customers as they get SERVICE.

    61. Re:Yay! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      And if you can't figure out where to get them, you are simply not qualified to muck around inside your phone and should just say thank you :)

    62. Re:Yay! by Moryath · · Score: 3, Funny

      The bottle had its own expiration date

      Didn't you know we're sending out edible bottles now? That was the shelf life where the bottle itself was still safe to eat ;)

    63. Re:Yay! by Keyboard+Driver · · Score: 1

      Google Gilbert and the Sullivan Pirates -- of Penzance!

      I love these guys! I've got all their albums.

    64. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS JUST IN!
      Huge profit potential by pissing off your userbase, until userbase flees!

    65. Re:Yay! by Jakester2K · · Score: 1

      Betting he doesn't consider children "devices."

      If you do - I hope YOU never have children......

    66. Re:Yay! by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      Odd, i have only had 2 problems with my apple products ( all the way back to the first ][ i bought, new ): 2 failed hard drives ( in 2 different machines ), which is hard to rationally blame on Apple.

      I have never had 'strange lockups', 'erasures', etc.. the stuff has 'just worked'.

      But yes, the practice of locking people out is annoying.

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    67. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are simply rehashing well-rehearsed talking points, and I'm dubious your post is genuine.

      "Finder has driven you up a wall"? Seriously? When you sit down to fix a Mac, what does Finder have to do with anything?

      UI problems in iTunes is easy to say, but I prefer examples.

      Gmail was easier to setup than my old .mac account. Until there are widespread accounts of users experiencing Gmail sync issues, it's not really a problem.

      That is not to say I think Apple is "perfect", but their emphasis on "superior user experience" is they type of alternative that I prefer. Yes, I have lost info syncing with iTunes, but mostly because my iTunes is a mish-mash of 5 users stuff (obtained legally or not) with 4 phones in the house. It's easy to dismiss warnings about overwriting libraries and the such.

    68. Re:Yay! by elysiuan · · Score: 1

      I think it's clear that my steam-powered, coal fired Autokineticon is superior in every way to the so-called 'clean' and 'efficient' modern automobiles.

    69. Re:Yay! by guruevi · · Score: 2

      Water actually goes 'bad' over long terms of time, it just starts tasting funky (I say that out of experience). Also it could be that the plastic breaks down over time (if placed in hostile environments like direct sunlight, heat or physical abuse of the container) and leaks into the water making it unsafe.

      Medicines have short expiration dates because people think it's safe to take medicine when it's just 'a little bit' expired while it might not have it's full strength anymore (which could be dangerous) and some medicine do break down over time. Also, I believe there is a law that requires drug manufacturers to put expiration dates on all their products.

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    70. Re:Yay! by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Some meds actually become more potent over time, and some mutate to do other things over time, maybe harmless and maybe not.

    71. Re:Yay! by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      +5 funny!

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    72. Re:Yay! by Jakester2K · · Score: 3, Funny

      iScrewU's

    73. Re:Yay! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      iTunes is not their best work, but is far superior to Windows Media 1-99 (whatever version we are up to now).

      In what way?

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    74. Re:Yay! by DarthVain · · Score: 2

      Its more insidious however, as

      a) You can break the sticker anytime, all you need is your fingernail. You might not like the fact that you void your warranty, but at least you have that CHOICE. In many cases I as a consumer consider many "warranties" not really worth the paper they are written on, and thus at times am not "afraid" of the sticker. Now if you want to break the sticker, you physically can't. They are basically putting a lock on it, that if you try and circumvent you will likely break your device in the attempt.

      b) They are applying this "fix" retroactively. So you could have a device with no lock, then because you need service, even as part of warranty, they will then lock it changing the product you initially bought. Preventing you from doing something you could have done with your device before my adding hardware to it. To use the tried and true Slashdot Auto Analogy (tm), its like if you took your car in for service, because you engine broke, and when you get it back discover those assholes at the Nissan Dealership installed (without your permission) pad locks all over the hood of your car, ever preventing you from opening it without taking a blowtorch to your hood. Sure you probably have no business being in there anyway, as you know fuckall about car engines and your would probably do more harm than good messing about with it, however it's your damn car which they just locked....

      Christ what an asshole.

    75. Re:Yay! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      and stupidly short expiration dates [medscape.com] on medicines

      First, that link requires registration. Yuck. Second, IIRC from Pharm School, expiration dates are legally mandated by the FDA to be when the active ingredient(s) degrade to 90% efficacy? Maybe I'm wrong on that one... or maybe it was just for prescription meds. But it's kind of important for dosing properly.

      Well, it's complicated. (Long and winding article). Short answer:

      • There are lots of rules and regulations
        Baseline data comes from pilot studies during early manufacturing periods. Typically the testing does not go beyond six months. Various forms of regression analysis and environmental stress analyses are used in order to accelerate the process but the article seemed to imply that anything past the actual test time got into hand waving territory and, since it's in the interest of the pharmaceutical company to not push the date back, they don't.
        Manufacturers are encouraged to redo testing as they get more experience with production methods. In a totally surprising move, they don't. It's time consuming and expensive.
        Open the package and all bets are off.
        The military did studies back in the mid 1960's that showed the expiration dates for most medications kept under carefully controlled conditions were much, much longer than printed on the label. What this means in a non military context is an open question.
        As usual, we don't know jack.

        Totally off topic from Apple's latest hiccup and the world's breathless analysis of same, but since I actually looked it up, here it is.
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    76. Re:Yay! by GooberToo · · Score: 2

      Do you have an analogy that's even remotely accurate or are you just being a complete idiot, going out of your way to troll?

      Taking medication which has slightly reduced potency is not MORE harmful to your body. Gas with water is destructive to the engine and fuel system. To be more accurate than your absolutely worth analogy would be to say, the octane rating slowly decreases over time. Running your car on 93 octane versus 90 octane is not going to damage your vehicle; especially given that most vehicles are perfectly good with 89 octane.

    77. Re:Yay! by Moryath · · Score: 0

      Also, I believe there is a law that requires drug manufacturers to put expiration dates on all their products.

      If only that law required the "expiration dates" to be REMOTELY ACCURATE...

    78. Re:Yay! by redkcir · · Score: 1

      First of all, if you own an Apple anything, what are you bitching about? Comes with the territory. You should have known this from the git-go. Want an easy fix? Get some JB weld or similar product, cote it with a lubricant, PAM works nice, fill the screw with the weld, insert a handle of some sort and pull, wait for it to dry. Instant screwdriver.

    79. Re:Yay! by Algan · · Score: 2

      Already available on Amazon, search for Pentalobe Screwdriver

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    80. Re:Yay! by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that you don't keep your toaster, microwave, range hood or speaker cabinets in your pocket all the time, or take them with you everywhere you go. (I'd hate to see the insides of your toaster or your range hood if you've never taken them apart at least to some degree to clean them.)

      Regardless of your personal habits, and your unsubstantiated claims of what is and is not usual for the average user to do, being able to clean out a product that sees substantial wear and exposure is not an unusual expectation. Particularly not when the only obstacle seems to now be the deliberate use of a non-standard screw.

    81. Re:Yay! by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      The very model of a modern major general!

    82. Re:Yay! by Jakester2K · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      Apple: We have no inventory of those non-pentalobular screws. We are honoring the warranty by being willing to fix the product, but we're not obligated to go out and get (heh) custom screws for this one customer. We fix the product with parts we have on hand - or the customer leaves of his own accord. No breach here.

    83. Re:Yay! by e4g4 · · Score: 2

      With a Dremel, you could turn a pentalobular screw into a slot head screw. Although, given the size of those screws, it wouldn't be particularly easy.

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    84. Re:Yay! by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Then you can sue them for breach of warranty.

      I don't think Apple thought this cunning plan all the way through.

      I'm sure that they have. As asinine as it may seem, I'm sure their warranty contract states that as part of regular service they are to implement any fixes or design changes. If you refuse those then you're not obeying the terms of the contract and therefore they are not required to either.

      Lawyers get paid well for a reason.

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    85. Re:Yay! by aquila.solo · · Score: 1

      What's more, they'll have an iGenius® do it!

    86. Re:Yay! by profundus · · Score: 1

      As a new Mac user (my new employer is a mac shop) I can attest to this. I have a dual boot machine booting Win7 and Ubuntu which I use at home and I'm perfectly comfortable using either one. But using the office mac just seems as if it was purposely constructed to make my life harder. Everything is screwy. I need to use a two-key combination for folder navigation. Really?

      Meanwhile, my iPhone too has been a victim of iTunes buggery. And of course, iTunes is the very pinnacle of crapware.

      Sadly thogh, the whole industry seems to be some sort of oligopoly, with each company trying to out-do the other in screwin me. Sometimes I feel we should all just give it all up and go live in the mountains or something.

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    87. Re:Yay! by mace9984 · · Score: 0

      +5 Funny!

    88. Re:Yay! by Duradin · · Score: 1

      And taking a heart medication at an effectively lower dose than prescribed won't cause damage?

    89. Re:Yay! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Can you even patent a shape?

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    90. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "It's the same kind of brainwashing crap you get with expiration dates on bottled water (also found on non-expiring foods/spices such as honey and salt)"

      That's because you've been brainwashed yourself into believing people only use expiration dates as expiration dates.

      It is rare these days to see anything perishable with a "made" date on it. I can get a general manufacturing date on my car (on the edge of the driver door usually, same sticker where they list the recommended tire pressure PSIs) and my hard drives, but not on my packaged food. Hell, the closest I've seen is on a bar of 70% chocolate, which had a sticker when it was made and when it was guaranteed by.

      They may call them expiration dates, but a good number of people who keep things for long term storage use the dates as a reference on whether the product they are being is somewhat fresh or not. It's also a good indication that the bottled water you're buying isn't some stock that sat in the back of the hardware store for the past 8 years, then got shipped to sit next to the warehouse near the waste reprocessing center, before being shipped to the surplus store.

      It may make no sense to you, but I don't want to buy honey that was packaged 15 years ago, even if a fresher packaged product may have sat in a storage vat for 10 years prior to that. I'm well aware of things like rice is good for years if kept properly dehydrated, but I still would rather prefer to buy something that was produced in the past 2-3 years before I put them in long term storage myself.

      btw, as someone who has kept bottled water around for years, I don't go by the expiration dates. But I also know that I might get some strange flavor when I use it 10 years after it was bottled, and the date alone is incredibly helpful.

      So it may make no sense to you, but given the alternative of NO dates on product, it's much preferred. And yeah, I'm well aware of date changing and fraud, but a forward looking date (like an expiration date) is better than produced date (if you're buying it before the date, there's a perceived chance the date is true, since if is was passed that, the product would be prone to being thrown out).

      btw, expiration dates are an odd things to rail against.

    91. Re:Yay! by slim · · Score: 1

      UI problems in iTunes is easy to say, but I prefer examples.

      - The checkboxes next to songs, which seem to mean "this song has been checkboxed", with different functions using it for different purposes.
      - Having to create a playlist, just to burn an audio CD of an album
      - Choosing an album via the search field, then playing it, is fiddly enough that most of the time I go "that'll do", resulting in situations like listening to a moody PJ Harvey album abutted with PJ and Duncan's early 90s pop-rap.
      - It really doesn't make sense to me that albums and playlists are different "things". I want to be able to create compilation albums, out of tracks that are already in my library, and have them listed in the same place as ordinary albums.

      What's annoying is that, as clumsy as iTunes is, I don't know of a better alternative. Winamp is worse. Windows Media Player is worse.

    92. Re:Yay! by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      Can't use PEBKAC when there is no keyboard. For iPhone issues it should be PEBCAP - "Problem Exists Between Chair and Problem" :P

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    93. Re:Yay! by aquila.solo · · Score: 1

      One of the popular Dremel attachments is a thin abrasive disc that can be used to put a new slot in a screw head that has become rusted, stripped, or otherwise impossible to remove.

    94. Re:Yay! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The bottle had its own expiration date, while the prescription info sticker had another, much shorter one that was based on the date that I bought it.

      Was it a suspension? If it was something like an antibiotic suspension, once it gets wet, it degrades quickly... plus you have the chance of fungal contamination etc.

      But in general, it's important to remember that prescriptions themselves (not the pills, the doctor's order) expire. If you take prescription medicine after the prescription itself expires, you are technically breaking the law. I suspect this is the reason even tablets and capsules have an earlier expiration date when dispensed.

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    95. Re:Yay! by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      I would recommend just learning how to use the Mac. I'm not sure what you mean by "folder navigation" - in Finder? Arrow keys work fine for me, if you want to use the keyboard for that. Remember, a lot of things that you're used to on Windows were invented by Apple (like pull-down menus, and thier associated shortcut keys) so although it's a pain relearning Cmd+C insteal of Ctrl-C to copy, it's MS that changed it, not Apple.

    96. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, there's a specific computer store (or several security-type stores) that sell sets of all of those funky weird-tipped screwdrivers. I've got a set of them, so damn near anything under the sun, I can open.

      I mainly got it for those triangle-type screws that Nintendo uses, but hey... if for some bizarre reason I lose my mind and get an iPhone, I know I'll be able to open it.

    97. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better name might be 'ScrewU's.

    98. Re:Yay! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Taking medication which has slightly reduced potency is not MORE harmful to your body.

      Actually, it can be. The substances that the active ingredient breaks down into can be toxic over a certain amount.

      Look at aspirin, for a relatively innocuous example. When acetyl salicyilic acid breaks down, two compounds are generally formed: acetic acid and salicylic acid. Acetic acid is harmless in low doses, but salicylic acid is not. It has aspirin-like effects, but the incidence of side effects and toxicity comes at a lower does than aspirin... things like tinnitus (annoying), degradation of the stomach lining with chronic use (potential dangerous, especially in conjunction with h. pylori infection). This is sometimes exacerbated by people taking *more* of the pills because they figure they're older and less potent.

      To bring it back into the car analogy -- if over time, some kinds of gas sometimes decayed into water and diesel fuel, we'd have a good analogy.

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    99. Re:Yay! by catalina · · Score: 1

      Hogamus, higamus...???

    100. Re:Yay! by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

      Not any more than not getting it at all. Meaning a third worlder who can get said out of date medicine would be better off with it.

    101. Re:Yay! by catalina · · Score: 1

      Or possibly "ScrewU"s

    102. Re:Yay! by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Who knows, with the new USPTO directive of clearing their backlogs, you may even win a patent on thinking or watching TV :)

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    103. Re:Yay! by PhilipTheHermit · · Score: 1

      Well, the real reason you should feel insulted is that they think you're not going to figure out how to use the screw.

      Just find a flat-bladed screwdriver whose diameter is equal to the full span across two of the rounded areas (or grind one down to size) and you're off to the races. Remember to be gentle but firm as you unscrew your pentalobular screw.

      I've done this before with weird laptop screws, it's not too hard. As long as the screwdriver is too wide to slip out of the rounded area when you turn the screw, you'll open that iPhone right up.

      What I find funny is that the brainiacs at Apple think this concept is going to work.

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    104. Re:Yay! by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      It's the same shape as Steve Jobs Penis.

    105. Re:Yay! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      [yes, apologies for replying to my own posts]

      ...but apparently I don't need to make one:

      $12.95 from iFixit. They're obviously ahead of me.

    106. Re:Yay! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      You're completely wrong.

      No, I'm not. I was at least partially right. Go ahead and look up what the definition of "full efficacy is" as used by pharma companies. No need to be so ascerbic.

      Furthermore, since it is in both their legal and economic interest to do so, they err on the side of caution.

      What they found from the study is 90% of more than 100 drugs, both prescription and over-the-counter, were perfectly good to use even 15 years after the expiration date.

      The killer is the drugs that *weren't* safe or effective.

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    107. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why are you still an iPhone user?

    108. Re:Yay! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative response... it's been a *long* time since I studied that material.

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    109. Re:Yay! by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1
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    110. Re:Yay! by Technician · · Score: 1

      Is linking to this a DMCA or copyright violation?

      Problem solved.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost-wax_casting

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    111. Re:Yay! by fire113 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps even, iScrewU's...

    112. Re:Yay! by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Security through obscurity never works.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_screw_drives#Tamper-resistant_types

      Most of the following screw drives are considered tamper-resistant because of their obscurity.

    113. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laverne and Shirley comes to mind....

    114. Re:Yay! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      That can only be done if you can guarantee people will standardise the way they store medications. I'm pretty sure most people just stash them in a bedside drawer or bathroom cabinet.

      Fine if you have an unheated house at the North Pole, but for (say) me, living in a climate where temperatures are typically well over 30 deg. C for 6 months of the year, it's a different story.

    115. Re:Yay! by Spazzz · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that you can patent tamper-proof devices such as these screws and the corresponding tools, and I seem to recall a case where the patent holders militantly enforced their patent by having the tools removed from ebay. Unfortunately I can't recall the details beyond that.

      In fact, I am pretty certain that in this case, the tools were actually manufactured legitimately but were only supposed to be available to authorized personnel through authorized channels.

    116. Re:Yay! by fandingo · · Score: 1

      I hope you understand the text and email tones for what they are. It forces conformity amongst users.
      I don't have the recent update that added extras tones, but on my iPhone I have seven. Two are really terrible, leaving only five reasonable choices. That means a lot of iPhone users will use the same tone. Whenever you hear "your" tone, you instinctively think about getting a message. Furthermore, everyone else (non-iPhone users) hears these common tones, and then sees an iPhone whipped out with a nice shiny Apple logo on the back (where bystanders can see it).
      The limit on non-phone call tones is a marketing decision to increase the perceived presence of the iPhone.

    117. Re:Yay! by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Battery Replacement.

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    118. Re:Yay! by Michael+O-P · · Score: 1

      Or is it his liver?

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    119. Re:Yay! by derspankster · · Score: 0

      So typical of Apple.

    120. Re:Yay! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      The first icon in your dock (which is probably at the bottom of your screen) is a happy face, named finder.
      Click on finder, then "Go" at the top of the screen. Then click on Utilities, scroll down, and click on "Terminal"

      See? That wasn't so hard! Now your your mac behaves just like a real computer.

      Oh --

      You can use CMD+N to get a new terminal window, CMD+esc to switch between them, or CMD+<number> to switch to a specific one.
      CMD is apple's version of the meta key, the label on it looks a little bit like a melted swastika. The other funny key, which looks like sticks leftover after a hockey fight, is their version of the super key.

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    121. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      See this is where the law comes in... We make sure this 'geometric figure applied to the head of a screw' is now copyrighted, trademarked, or patented... And if possible all of the above. Then the law says we can't alter, create tools using, or otherwise cause modification to the screws in question without a license.

    122. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that, I bought an iTouch while I was a student because I needed the portability and a laptop was too expensive, netbooks weren't realistic at that time

      they treat you like morons, for every good idea there's about 10 shortfalls... just simple things like when i change from being in the "usa" to "canada' you cant even enter postal codes properly and all the auto formatting is completely wrong

      i've had my music wiped and all that because i couldn't "prove" to itunes that my music was still on my computer... it was disconnected on an external drive... god, the headaches to just add one song....

      like you i couldn't edit my contacts, i'm sure there's a way to export them but not in any reasonable format, something i don't care for anymore because i use my iTouch for 1) a timer (it's an AWESOME timer, haha), and 2) my calendar because it's easy to carry around, everything else it does is just a waste of time

      did i mention i cant upgrade my software cause it's a first generation? that's what itunes tells me... "you have the latest software"... I actually don't... I can't install the newest software but even at that, there is a version before the newest that is newer than mine but for whatever reason itunes can't tell me and i have to into itunes store and find the software upgrade... i guarantee nobody could be bothered to do that

    123. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the bottle is plastic, the water starts tasting "plasticky" (for lack of a better word) after a period of time. There is actually a good reason for an expiration date in that case. It's also why I prefer bottled water from glass bottles.

    124. Re:Yay! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You may be able to patent the screws, but I doubt you could patent the removal tool so much that no third party could manufacture them. (Apple once again showing their brilliant "security through obscurity" ideals.) I can guarantee that within months there will be multiple companies manufacturing these pentalobe screwdrivers, and selling them publicly to anyone. So congratulations Apple, you are pissing off your loyal customers to gain a small time frame when the tool is hard to come by. And switching out existing customers standard screws if they bring in their phones for any type of service? Tsk tsk. That is pretty underhanded.

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    125. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple to the world: iScrewYou

    126. Re:Yay! by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      By far the one company that is hated now in /. is Apple, this non story being a perfect example of that. Google is currently the most irrationally loved company here, despite having made stupid and dangerous mistakes like opening all your contacts to the world in their botched attempt at competing against Facebook or the recent WebM/h.264 debate. I suppose that Cmdrtaco and many slashdotters couldn't get over the fact that they were absolutely wrong in the iPod's case.

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    127. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      Its not about calling you an idiot, its about trying to force you to pay them to repair their shitty devices and trying to stop you from doing it yourself. It is the Apple way to shit on consumers faces, lock them out of their own devices and software, and yet some douche-bags still love them for some stupid reason.

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    128. Re:Yay! by jthill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      honey that was packaged 15 years ago

      I think you made your point well, and this correction doesn't really undermine it at all, but so far as honey is concerned you don't have to start worrying for at least 200 times that 15 years. So far as anyone can tell, honey never goes bad.

      Wandering OT, search for "nih honey burn treatment". There may be drugs better than honey for that, and for radiation burns the best is a mix, but in general honey is noticeably-to-substantially better.

      Honey doesn't appear on the recommended-treatment lists published by most medical institutions. Strangely enough, those institutions tend to get substantial volume discounts for all their drugs, those discounts chosen by the drug companies.

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    129. Re:Yay! by NevarMore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yea because the Chinese manufacturers and Harbor Freight and eBay are going to be on the ball at keeping penobular tools out of their inventories.

      Lets not forget that its a standard screw. The only reason its hard to work with is that its on a relatively fragile and expensive piece of electronics. Dremeling a slot in it might damage the device, but a small counterclockwise drillbit or screw-out tool and a steady hand will git 'er done too.

    130. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it the same size as the screws -- you seem to know?

    131. Re:Yay! by donutface · · Score: 1

      Yes - security keys have patents on them and you need a license from the patent holder to produce these keys. Its a method of making sure that these keys cant be copied by just any locksmith

    132. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why it is commonly accepted that Apple provides this perfect user experience

      Marketing. That's all it is. I agree with you, their interfaces rub me up wrongly in every way and I've encountered numerous problems. But their marketing is genius.

    133. Re:Yay! by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      Perfect, no. Better, yes.

      Some of your complaints don't seem like a faulty user experience so much as not having features you value (adding SMS tones). Others do have some validity (can't add a contact to a group).

      Most of them seem like BS arguments to me though. Never had my phone wiped, ever, in 2+ years, nor even heard of one of my friends having the issue. iTunes hasn't ever given me a problem in any way. WTF are you using Finder for when dealing with an iPhone? (Let's leave alone the reality that Finder is not hard to use at all)

      I realize it's different. From the context of the post it seems apparent that you are a Windows user. That may account for a lot of it (Finder and iTunes issues) but you're going a bit over the top on this. With a customer satisfaction rating approaching 90% I'd say most people are very satisfied with the user experience.

    134. Re:Yay! by dwightk · · Score: 1

      superior UX is relative.

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    135. Re:Yay! by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      It's easy, patent infringement and you get slapped with a bankrupting lawsuit :(

    136. Re:Yay! by JPLemme · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly your post looks like someone who was set in their ways and simply unwilling to do things differently.

      Would it be unsporting to point out that you responded to an anecdotal argument ("Repeatedly my iPhone has been wiped when connecting to iTunes") with an anecdotal argument ("I have never had my phone wiped by connecting to iTunes"). If you're going to accuse the GP of being unwilling to do things differently, you might want to try doing something differently.

      I have never owned an iPhone, and therefore conclude that Apple has never sold one. Did I do that right?

    137. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      Really? because Apple has given me problems, and I don't even own any of their hardware. I thought about buying an apple computer instead of this one, but I wasn't ready to pay 5x as much for the same thing. This computer has an i7 920, 12 gb of ram in 2 triple channel kits, 2 nVidia GTS 250s SLI, 250gb fast hard drive and a 1 tb slower one, and all the trimmings. It cost me $1200 dollars. The same thing from apple would cost you at least $6000 if you are lucky. I consider that a fundamental, irreversable, disgusting abuse of customers that is terrible, and the blame goes nowhere but to apple. When I had to use apple computers in my high school, they were never able to connect to the school network properly due to apple shit, despite a team of people that spent months strait trying to work it out. Then their computers don't run any relevant software, like AutoCad, Inventor, Revit, etc. and have terrible UI issues. If you need to edit system settings or have control over your own property, then good fucking luck if it is an Apple.

      As far as I am concerned, everything about Apple technology is so fundamentally cruel and sickening, if not broken and twisted, that their company is permanently on my Do Not Purchase list. When you treat your customers like criminals just because they won't pour out hundreds of dollars every month for upgrades, proprietary software in app stores, taking them to specialty repair shops, etc, then you are not in the right business. If anything, Apple should start building prisons. It is right up their proverbial alley.

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    138. Re:Yay! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I know that, but these are screws and the tool to remove them, not registered security keys. (And anyone who thinks standard keys stamped "DO NOT DUPLICATE" will not be duplicated simply because of that, I have made copies of those types of keys at about half a dozen different hardware stores/locksmiths. One place actually wanted to charge an additional fee for duplicating those keys!)

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    139. Re:Yay! by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      No

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    140. Re:Yay! by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 0

      iTunes is not their best work, but is far superior to Windows Media 1-99 (whatever version we are up to now).

      I wish I had mod points today. That really does deserve a +5 Funny.

    141. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      lol, well-rehearsed talking points? What a conspiracy theorist. We are not all out to get your and your lovebird. We simply don't like being raped up the ass every second of the day to enjoy their sub-par experience, ugly as hell graphics, difficult as hell to repair, upgrade, change system in any way. Their user experience is only superior if you are turned on by shiny surfaces that glare in even minimum sunlight, bright colors, and the total inability to enjoy their products without worrying about the cost of repairing it putting you out of a home.

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    142. Re:Yay! by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      I suppose that Cmdrtaco and many slashdotters couldn't get over the fact that they were absolutely wrong in the iPod's case.

      I hope you don't think it's something new or some kind of contradiction that slashdot can think something is trash that the market eats up.

      Or do you also post to point out that slashdot was wrong about Windows not being the awesomest OS because it has like 90% market share?

    143. Re:Yay! by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1

      Are you syncing to iTunes on Windows? That is the only place I have seen the type of problems you describe with wiping data. My wife was syncing to our Windows XP laptop and had these kinds of issues. Syncing to my Mac has NEVER had a problem with any of that.

    144. Re:Yay! by sycodon · · Score: 0

      Umm...I have a set of these in my tool box. They came standard with one of those Sears tool kits.

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    145. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      So what, not have specialized hardware tools makes you incapable of reparing, cleaning, and being careful with a product???? What a douche-bag. I built my computer from parts, and I frequently clean and repair three others that I own, I have done extensive repairs to the on/off button of my palm t/x, which has always been problematic, and I have done a lot of work on my laptop, all without breaking anything. Do I own a stupid fucking 5 point screw driver? Of course not. Also, go learn math dumbass.

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    146. Re:Yay! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      My first thought was to call my friend who owns a metal shop. He can make any shape out of metal, and then it's just a matter of making a cast. Cast it up, make a bunch of heads that fit onto a standard bit screwdriver and holy shit, moenies! The prototype would run about $150 shop time, and then the cast ones would be about a buck a piece. Sell them for $20 online and watch the checks sail in.

      But sadly, the FA has an "Apple Liberation Kit" for sale for $10 that includes the screwdriver, two phillips #0 screws, and a phillips screwdriver. iFixit's already got this one suitcased.

      Also, look up the difference between a Robertson and Square-head screw.

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    147. Re:Yay! by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      Bananaphone? Lol, more like Apple has gone bananas.

      Apple, thanks for creating a new market niche for the Chinese! Now, instead of buying that 99-in-1 screwdriver off eBay, I'll be stuck with paying $3.99 for the 100-in-1 and waiting two weeks for it to come in from Hong Kong.

      Item Listing: NIB screwdriver PhiLLips TORX slotted SAE L@@K pentalobular apple FREE SHIP

    148. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do Medications Really Expire?
      Thomas A. M. Kramer, MD
      Posted: 08/21/2003; Medscape General Medicine.2003;5(3)
      Introduction
      This month's Psychopharmacology Today column will be our second guest column. It is a piece that has been available on the Web for about a year but was brought to my attention recently. It answers a question that I have asked and been asked multiple times. Before I found this, no one had ever given me a straight answer about what the expiration dates on medications mean and how seriously they should be taken. This is an important issue, and I think that psychopharmacologists, if not all practitioners and patients, will find this column immensely helpful. It is well researched, well written, and I wish that I had written it myself.
      September 9, 2002
      DO MEDICATIONS REALLY EXPIRE?
      Try An Experiment With Your Mother-In-Law
      By Richard Altschuler
      Does the expiration date on a bottle of a medication mean anything? If a bottle of Tylenol, for example, says something like "Do not use after June 1998," and it is August 2002, should you take the Tylenol? Should you discard it? Can you get hurt if you take it? Will it simply have lost its potency and do you no good?
      In other words, are drug manufacturers being honest with us when they put an expiration date on their medications, or is the practice of dating just another drug industry scam, to get us to buy new medications when the old ones that purportedly have "expired" are still perfectly good?
      These are the pressing questions I investigated after my mother-in-law recently said to me, "It doesn't mean anything," when I pointed out that the Tylenol she was about to take had "expired" 4 years and a few months ago. I was a bit mocking in my pronouncement -- feeling superior that I had noticed the chemical corpse in her cabinet -- but she was equally adamant in her reply, and is generally very sage about medical issues.
      So I gave her a glass of water with the purportedly "dead" drug, of which she took 2 capsules for a pain in the upper back. About a half hour later she reported the pain seemed to have eased up a bit. I said "You could be having a placebo effect," not wanting to simply concede she was right about the drug, and also not actually knowing what I was talking about. I was just happy to hear that her pain had eased, even before we had our evening cocktails and hot tub dip (we were in "Leisure World," near Laguna Beach, California, where the hot tub is bigger than most Manhattan apartments, and "Heaven," as generally portrayed, would be raucous by comparison).
      Upon my return to NYC and high-speed connection, I immediately scoured the medical databases and general literature for the answer to my question about drug expiration labeling. And voila, no sooner than I could say "Screwed again by the pharmaceutical industry," I had my answer. Here are the simple facts:
      First, the expiration date, required by law in the United States, beginning in 1979, specifies only the date the manufacturer guarantees the full potency and safety of the drug -- it does not mean how long the drug is actually "good" or safe to use. Second, medical authorities uniformly say it is safe to take drugs past their expiration date -- no matter how "expired" the drugs purportedly are. Except for possibly the rarest of exceptions, you won't get hurt and you certainly won't get killed. A contested example of a rare exception is a case of renal tubular damage purportedly caused by expired tetracycline (reported by G. W. Frimpter and colleagues in JAMA, 1963;184:111). This outcome (disputed by other scientists) was supposedly caused by a chemical transformation of the active ingredient. Third, studies show that expired drugs may lose some of their potency over time, from as little as 5% or less to 50% or more (though usually much less than the latter). Even 10 years after the "expiration date," most drugs have a good deal of their original potency. So wisdom dictates that if your life does depend on an expired drug, and you must have 100% or so of

    149. Re:Yay! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      How about a helicopter analogy?

      The kerosene used for fuel will still work for lighting fires but can very well crash your bird once it gets old. One of my friends found a barrel near a helipad while camping, and saw that it was expired. They grabbed some and used it for their stoves.

      Apparently the company does that with their old fuel because that's a way of disposing it -- letting campers grab what they want -- and they can't use it for anything at all.

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    150. Re:Yay! by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      But the iPhone can use a Bluetooth wireless keyboard now - as I just discovered the other day.

      And once it's jailbroken, the iPhone isn't really a problem, it's a small unix box with a cell phone installed.

    151. Re:Yay! by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure they could. If the metalworker made a duplicate of the screw, sure. But if the metalworker made a car-door-window-safety-hammer with a point that just so happened to fit that screw. . .

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    152. Re:Yay! by men0s · · Score: 1
      TFA:

      This isn't the first time Apple has used screws to gain an advantage. Apple had been using 5-point Torx screws for its MacBook Pros, not standard 6-point Torx screws."We did a little bit of research and found out that this particular screw has been patented," Wiens says. "It is illegal to import screwdrivers that can open this screw into the U.S. unless you buy it through Apple's sales channels. Apple sells the screwdriver for $40." (Wiens doesn't know if the Pentalobular screws have been patented.)

      I'm not sure how it's illegal to import screwdrivers that can open a patented screw. Would it be illegal to make them state-side too?

      Anyways, it looks like they just have to patent the screw and then control the distribution channel for the tools that work on that type of screw.

    153. Re:Yay! by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      If you replaced the screws they'll see that as evidence that you have tampered with the device, and therefore you have voided warranty. Good luck arguing otherwise in court.

    154. Re:Yay! by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      In every way.

      That thing is a nightmare.

    155. Re:Yay! by ZipK · · Score: 1

      Already available on Amazon, search for Pentalobe Screwdriver

      eBay too.

    156. Re:Yay! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 5, Informative

      iTunes is not their best work, but is far superior to Windows Media 1-99 (whatever version we are up to now).

      Except that I've never needed to use Windows Media Player to update ANYTHING on my Windows Mobile phone. In fact, I can simply drag and drop whatever I want, just like the phone is another memory device... Why do I need a special program to access my phone in the first place?

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    157. Re:Yay! by Golddess · · Score: 1

      It's a standard, and you can buy the screwdrivers without much problem.

      Not according to TFS...

      Of course, only Apple-authorized service technicians have Pentalobular screwdrivers and they're not allowed to resell them.

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    158. Re:Yay! by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Didn't car manufacturers try this exact stunt and get swatted? I seem to recall Congress got involved and passed legislation specifically allowing the sale of the manufacturers specialized wrenches and what not.

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    159. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Cleaning the filter on a range hood is akin to cleaning the screen of a smart phone. Something you have to and something the manufacturers do not intentionally prohibit you from doing.

      And no, normal people don't disassemble their toasters to clean them.

    160. Re:Yay! by Keyboard+Driver · · Score: 1

      Google Gilbert and the Sullivan Pirates -- of Penzance!

      I love these guys! I have all their albums.

    161. Re:Yay! by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should have made the screw hole in the shape of the Apple logo.

    162. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Well, I can agree that the UI issues are indeed relative. I just don't think the issues you've pointed out are as bad as they are.

      For example, you can simply drag any of your songs from the finder library to a CD/DVD and burn it that way. iTunes is just an additional layer of complexity for people who don't want to wander outside their little comfort zone.

       

    163. Re:Yay! by mob)barley · · Score: 1

      Perrin, please make a Power wrought screwdriver for me--Rand's orders.

    164. Re:Yay! by game+kid · · Score: 1

      If you can dodge a^W^Wpatent software, you can patent a shape.

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    165. Re:Yay! by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      Most toasters I've had came apart to some degree to let you clean them. I'm sorry if I fail to see the relevance of your arguments here. You're comparing apples to oranges, based on unsubstantiated assumptions that aren't even relevant to what you're trying to disprove.

    166. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking that. But there's an even easier solution to remove the pentabular screws that I use whenever I need to remove a cheap, shitty Chinese-made screw that my power screwdriver has utterly destroyed: go to the auto store and buy a special putty that you put on the screw head. Then stick in whatever screwdriver you want, let the putty harden, and remove as usual.

    167. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      No, see, you bring up points that aren't really contested (except the ugly graphics and sub par experience part I suppose). But to simply yell out buzz phrases like "finder sucks!" indicates to me a deep seated bias that really isn't pertinent to the topic at hand.

      Just out of curiosity...what kind of experience am I missing out on if I can't open my iPhone?

      And just anecdotally, I have 4 iPhones in my household, 5 iPods, an iMac and a Macbook, none of which have ever needed one dime in repair costs, let alone "putting me out of a home".

      See, that sort of hyperbole is right in line with the talking points I mention...it discredits the validity of your post.

    168. Re:Yay! by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      Well, the main difference is that the iPod earned his place thanks to being better than the competition from the consumer POV, and Microsoft earned their dominant position thanks to the network effect and predatory contracts with OEMs.

      Now, having so many devices designed with the iPod in mind, the iPod have the network effect in its favor despite the drawbacks that could arise against it.

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    169. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The relevance is that, like a toaster, nobody ever opens their phone to "clean" it.

      Is this really that hard? I'm inclined to think "yes" if people on here actually think it is normal to disassemble a toaster for cleaning. You know, turning it upside-down and wiping the sides with a cloth tends to do the job.

    170. Re:Yay! by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      That is what happened with Torx screwdrivers... remember when manufacturers were using them to prevent people from opening their equipment, because they weren't readily available on the market? Yah. Even the "security" torx screwdrivers can be found at your local Home Depot now.

      If you'd read TFA... :) One of the articles posted describes how they've found that a standard 5-point Torx can work in the new-fangled screw... there's some play, but it works. They don't recommend doing it repeatedly, but it's plenty adequate for removing the wonky screw and putting in a Phillips screw. (though personally, I prefer Robertson to Phillips... much harder to strip the screw accidentally, not to mention other advantages)

    171. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are sending re-education operatives to your location now.
      Please be cooperative, as it is in your best interest.

      You will learn to love and cherish all things Apple.

      You will be assimilated.
      You will be absorbed.

    172. Re:Yay! by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Cast metal ? There's several brands of 3D printers out there that simply PRINT metal (SLS, or Selective Laser Sintering). Get with the program, community hobbyist.

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    173. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely it's a 'best-before' date, not an actual expiration date?

    174. Re:Yay! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I see some hyperbole but I don't see any facts.

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    175. Re:Yay! by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      So the relevance is that because you can open both a toaster and a phone, nobody ever does either? So it's a baseless claim you're making to support another baseless claim. Followed up by some arbitrary and false generalisation regarding toasters. This is a waste of my time.

    176. Re:Yay! by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      However, composite graco-latin words are not unheard of . . . automobile, for instance, might rather be suimobile or autokineticon, were it to be a pure construct

      Okay, if you don't think autokineticon doesn't sound better than both automobile and suimobile, then you obviously haven't paid attention at the "spot a Decepticon" course.

      Obviously an Autokineticon is an Autobot masquerading as a Decepticon ;)

    177. Re:Yay! by skarphace · · Score: 2
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    178. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing to see here. I remember having to buy an after market torx screwdriver with extra long shaft to open the case of my Mac (the original all in one box with a moto 68000) to add an extra 16KB of ram and void the warranty. The Apple II was a nice, open, hacker machine. But after that, Apple has always been about extracting the maximum $ from the fan boyz and fashion conscious consumers. Non-interoperability is a feature, so get use to it. Now get off my lawn.

    179. Re:Yay! by BlueWaterBaboonFarm · · Score: 1
      I use MediaMonkey (http://www.mediamonkey.com/). It's not perfect either but I've rarely had problems with it.

      I like that it has flac support (no fiddling required) and it's not bogged down with 1TB of music (30000 songs) like most others seem to. Also you can probably sync your iPod with it. I can't verify this because I don't have one, but others have said it works fine, while others can't get it to work without specific versions or something.

    180. Re:Yay! by plover · · Score: 1

      No, they're still not making their loyal customers mad enough. The ordinary iPod/iPhone/iPad carrying schmoe doesn't care at all about the screws. And the true loyalists will proclaim stupid crap like "pentalobular screws are superior to Phillips screws in that they can't be accidentally removed."

      As far as their "disloyal" customers go, this isn't the tipping point either. Most of us have already purchased our last Apple product ever, after having been thoroughly disgusted by the walled garden. If the only "lock out" Apple ever did was to use non-standard screws, I'd still be happy with them. Instead, I have to play the jailbreak game, dodging update bullets and ignoring new app updates that aren't compatible with 3.1.2.

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    181. Re:Yay! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Not any more than not getting it at all. Meaning a third worlder who can get said out of date medicine would be better off with it."

      Yeah, but isn't overpopulation a problem in most 3rd world countries?

      If we give them ways to keep too many people alive longer, rather than let nature correct the problem, just make things worse over there for the people and their already limited resources?

      Not a 'nice' thing to think about...but kinda logical?

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    182. Re:Yay! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      They may start caring when they want to change the battery and find out the only way to do so is have Apple charge them to do it. Would you buy a car that can ONLY be serviced by the dealership, and if you bring in your older car, they weld the hood shut to make sure? I wouldn't, but I guess that is why I don't own any iPhones/iPods/iPads.

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    183. Re:Yay! by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      ewwwwwwwwww

    184. Re:Yay! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      And now you have a broken off screw in your device.

    185. Re:Yay! by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Much of the world's medication is MANUFACTURED to such specifications. They can make up for it with slightly larger doses and/or more frequent doses, when and where it matters. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this medication other than its potency is slightly reduced. And more many types of medication, especially in first world countries, you're typically, slightly over prescribed anyways. So typical use has no down side.

    186. Re:Yay! by plover · · Score: 1

      I kind of figure the expiration dates on medicines are legal CYAs. Let's say you still have a bottle of Vioxx in your medicine cabinet, and it expired in 2002. Well guess what: Vioxx has been linked to heart failures since it was produced, and was pulled off the market for safety reasons. If you respected the expiration date, and said "I think I'll ask the doctor to sell me fresh medicine", the doctor and/or pharmacist would be able to tell you to throw away the Vioxx you already have because it might kill you.

      That's the only justification I can possibly come up with for printing expiring dates on otherwise stable compounds.

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    187. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, I don't think Apple can invent a geometric figure for a screwdriver point that no one else can manufacture.

      While they can manufacture it, it may be difficult to get the screwdrivers to the public in large quantities. As I recall, the Robertson (AKA square) screw head was patented, and never became popular in the U.S. for that reason, while it did become (and still is) quite popular in Canada.

    188. Re:Yay! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      "Mystery Screw"?
      Is that the modernized version of the game "Mystery Date"?

      Somewhere in the 99 hells, Eli Whitney yells in rage.

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    189. Re:Yay! by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Actually, it can be.

      But generally not at the levels being discussed here, which is generally less than 10%.

      To be clear, I'm not saying keep and take your medication indefinitely. I'm saying that most medications remain safe and effectively potent until roughly twice the labeled expiration period. Medication doesn't literally become unsafe one day past its labeled expiration.

    190. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget conjugation

      iScrew, uScrewed, we're all screwed.

    191. Re:Yay! by kcitren · · Score: 1

      I have actually done this on a Macbook Pro. I accidentally stripped a screw [phillips head] and ended up using a Dremel to make it a flat head screw. Was tough due to the tiny size of the screw and my mechanical ineptitude, but it worked. It was one of my prouder moments.

    192. Re:Yay! by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I used to be a blacksmith, and I still have all my tools. If someone can produce an intact example of one of these delightful screws, I'll bet I can produce a screwdriver for it.

      Screw that! But you can still help... broad swords... we need lots and lots of broad swords.

    193. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. You should replace the pentalobular screw with a security torx, then take it in for service, and laugh at them when they come back and say they can't take the cover off.

    194. Re:Yay! by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 2

      A 3/4" bit on a hammer drill will pretty much take care of it.

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    195. Re:Yay! by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't they just use the screws already in the phone? Unless of course it was these screws themselves that were being broken.

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    196. Re:Yay! by nessus42 · · Score: 1

      They just want to CHARGE you for 100% of device maintenance and support. It's $$$, not smarts.

      This whole thread is the dictionary photo for the term "tempest in a teapot". Who cares what kind of screw Apple uses for iPhones??? They probably chose the new screw because it's less likely to get stripped. (I speak from hard experience, as I had a torx screw in a hard-to-reach place get stripped while hacking a TiVo to have more disk space.) Why would I want to open my iPhone anyway? And if I did, I'd just buy a screwdriver for it for the cost of a few bucks and with a minimum of whining. Besides, if it requires a special screwdriver, it increases my hacker creds.

      |>ouglas

    197. Re:Yay! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      What is the shelf life for bottled water?

      Bottled water is considered to have an indefinite safety shelf life if it is produced in accordance with CGMP and quality standard regulations and is stored in an unopened, properly sealed container. Therefore, FDA does not require an expiration date for bottled water. However, long-term storage of bottled water may result in aesthetic defects, such as off-odor and taste. Bottlers may voluntarily put expiration dates on their labels.

      It's when the water's optimal taste "expires". On the other hand, bottled water accumulates that crap that the plastic leaks into the water, so there's more and more of that as time passes.

    198. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone4 screws are smaller.

    199. Re:Yay! by njvack · · Score: 1

      non-expiring foods/spices such as honey and salt

      Honey can actually expire. If it crystallizes enough to leave the liquid fraction with high enough available water content, the liquid fraction will ferment. This generally only happens with honey that started with a higher water content than is really desirable.

      Salt... erm, yeah. Maybe it's the amount of time before clumping can be expected in a humid environment?

    200. Re:Yay! by WeatherGod · · Score: 1

      Just as a quick note, the way to deal with Contacts from GMail is to set up an Exchange interface with your GMail account (for contacts only, of course). Then all of your contacts will be automatically synced (changes to your contacts on your iPhone will be reflected in your GMail account, and changes to your contacts in your GMail account will be reflected on your iPhone).

    201. Re:Yay! by microbee · · Score: 1

      It can sync with Google contacts and Calendar. So yah, you are wrong.

    202. Re:Yay! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      To be honest, you shouldn't buy an Apple device period, no matter how much or little you value freedoms.

    203. Re:Yay! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The very first thing I do on newly acquired devices is to rob them of their virginity by breaking the seal. The sooner it's over and done, the better. It also seems to make them more resilient too.

      I bet you rob newly acquired sex toys of their virginity too?

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    204. Re:Yay! by publiclurker · · Score: 2

      Why not just make a cast from an actual screw? Making a model for the 3D printer seems to be a waste of a step.

    205. Re:Yay! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      But isn't it better to buy products you don't like, and then make laws that force them to make the products the way you like?

    206. Re:Yay! by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except this has been done time and time again, and Sony has already been on the bandwagon, and Apple has certainly done the same thing in the past for opening Mac products.

      How quick we forget.

      Got a Wii? Custom screw heads. Guess what, when you but any 'repair kit' most will have the option to bundle the special 3 blade funky looking screw head with the kit. Thats just the first popular thing that comes to my head that slashdotters will know of for sure. I have a Hitachi Plasma TV, want to replace the bulbs? Its got some funky screw I've never seen before ... looks actually like its just begging to have the head stripped out due to its design. Ever worked on a car? There are thousands of places that require special tools to do the work properly in your car, some of them for engineering reasons, many of them because it limits what the owner can do without any experience.

      Lots of products do this, it takes exactly 0 seconds from the time the product is released to the time you can buy a screwdriver to unscrew it. Seriously, I'll even do the work for you:

      http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=pentabular+screwdriver

      You'll find that its rather crowded with stupid crap relating directly to apple at the moment due to the silly buzz about this, but once that dies back down you'll find a nice list of places to buy the screw drivers. If you bother to wade through the results now, you'll already have found a place to buy it by the time you reach the third link as I write this.

      'special tools required' for disassembly is not a new practice, Apple didn't invent this, Sony has done it as well.

      Nor did they invent a 'new screw head'. They took advantage of something that was already there, just rare, made so intentionally for this VERY purpose by the manufactures of said screws. Rare, but not so rare as to be unavailable or to have no tools source.

      I can remember the same thing 25 years ago with Torx head screws and bolts. Torx drivers were hard to find in the US so the end result was the same, it made it so Joe the Plumber couldn't just go take apart the device, unless he happen to have a set of Torx drivers or bits ... which certain people had ... and you could buy from Montgomery Wards if you just bothered to open the catalog and order it.

      Could we please stop submitting stories that treat standard operating procedures as new and wholely evil things just because they happen to occur at a popular company? ITS NOT EVEN NEW FOR THE FREAKING COMPANY THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT.

      Just because you found some new reason to rage against the machine today, doesn't mean its actually new or news to anyone else. This particular bit of asshatery on Apples part is common practice and knowledge. If we're going to have news for nerds can we please not bring up something that every geek that qualifies for a geek card has known for most of her/his life as it was new ... especially when its been going on longer than we've all been alive. Yes, even the original Ford assembly line used rare tools to slow down casual tinkering and IP theft.

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    207. Re:Yay! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Security screws are nice for devices that need security, involve safety issues, or that will with great probability be broken if opened. Such as a hard drive. But any device that has a battery needs to have a way to replace that battery. Imagine if auto makers forbade you from fixing your own auto problems; say you couldn't change spark plugs or the oil. What if you had to drive to the nearest GM Store to change the belts, but the nearest GM store is 100 miles away?

      There is only one reason Apple is doing this, and that's to screw you. They either want you to come into an Apple Store and spend money doing something most people can do themselves (or get the nerd kid nextdoor to do); or they want you to throw away the device and buy a new one. Why do the sheeple treat these guys as the good guys?

    208. Re:Yay! by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      I have encountered many "security" screws. I used a dremel tool and files to change the profile of available screwdrivers to make a good fit. It is easier than it looks.

    209. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNC Milling. 3D Printing. If someone with CAD software doesn't already have a model on the net somewhere, I'd be surprised.

    210. Re:Yay! by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Both, at some point, were winners based on merit in the market before they ever had network effects on their side, even if you don't necessarily agree on the merits by which the market chose.

      The difference is that you like one of the companies/products and don't like the other's, so you need to find a justification for why that one is better/okay.

    211. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, Apple! I love being told I'm a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed to open my PURCHASED device, should I choose to do so.

      Yes, that goes for all companies that use screwy screws like this.

      http://www.ifixit.com/iPhone-Parts/iPhone-4-Liberation-Kit/IF182-019

    212. Re:Yay! by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      I'm sick of my iPhone as well, but ...

      Repeatedly my iPhone has been wiped when connecting to iTunes. I've lost save data on games, photos, videos, contact information, etc.

      Stop deleting files or your entire iTunes profile directory then completely ignoring the warnings that iTunes gives you before it wipes your device. Or read the message when you're doing a software upgrade that warns you about whats going to happen. Problem solved. I've been using iTunes and an iPhone since about a month after the first one was released and yet have I found my phone wiped unexpectedly. I've jail broke them, restored them, downgraded basebands, done god knows how many restores and software upgrades ... still, nothing.

      Reminds me of the guy at work who, when installing some software I wrote continually complains that it 'reboots his machine without asking when he installs it' So I explain why it does it and that he should have gotten a warning popup ... he swears he doesn't and he's going to show me what happens ... so I go to his office watch him run through the installer and blindly click Ok on the dialog that pops up in ALL CAPS warning him that his machine is about to be rebooted. Before I could get any words out of my mouth he had already clicked Yes to reboot, and he promptly follows up with a 'see, its rebooting!' I suspect you do the same sort of thing.

      I could in theory have contacts in groups, but there is no way in the interfact to add a contact to a group. I have to pay for a third party app to handle this for me.

      And you'll rant and rave if/when Apple adds the feature because they didn't do it they way YOU wanted so now you'll be pissed off that you have to use a 3rd party app ... again.

      I tried importing contacts from a Yahoo account, a Gmail account, and Exchange. All failed. I can't edit my address book by typing at a computer. I have to very slowly type entries in via the phone.

      I've had my phone synced with Gmail for contacts, cals and of course email since the 3.0 software came out. Works fine, syncs my contacts between my phone, gmail and my laptop. Did you google for how to do it? Its pretty well documented considering its been available and working for millions of people for years now.

      iTunes is one of the worst pieces of software I've ever used. I see UI problems galore.

      Citation needed. And no, 'it doesn't work like XXX app' is not a valid reason. Its slow, its not really pretty, and its annoying that I HAVE to use it to sync my phone, but there isn't any flaming defect in the UI really. It works perfectly well for what it does.

      And the few times I've sat at a Mac to try and fix them for friends, Finder has driven me up a wall.

      Yes, if you aren't used to it, its freaking annoying as all hell. If you're used to Explorer, it makes your brain throb ... right up till you get used to it. Then using Explorer will have the exact same effect. Thats what happens when you're trying to accomplish tasks you do on a daily basis with a tool that works differently. Its you thats the problem, and its a problem that goes away through daily usage. I know this because I had the exact same problem, finder did nothing but piss me off until I finally got used to it and got it laid out the way I wanted ... which for reference, I have to do on every Windows machine I use too.

      Can we instead say that Apple provides an alternative for those who prefer it? I don't buy how Apple is perfect and a superior user experience.

      We do say that.

      No sane person thinks Apple is perfect, thats just dumb and fanboyish.

      I do think the Interface is in most ways superior to others. That is my preference. I co

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    213. Re:Yay! by Maniacal · · Score: 1

      Ha. That's actually a truly diabolical idea. I'm really surprised Jobs didn't come up with it. They could have just gone after the tool makers with trademark infringement.

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    214. Re:Yay! by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Can we instead say that Apple provides an alternative for those who prefer it? I don't buy how Apple is perfect and a superior user experience.

      You must be right-handed, the positioning of many of the GUI elements favors southpaws. The inability to rescale most of those elements is inexcusable. I use a MacBook and Mac Mini and I agree that there is little that is superior to Windows XP, save the immunity from malware, and the extended time between reboots. Finder is remarkably lame, MS Office is lame, iTunes is lame, iWorks is incredibly lame, iLife is lame, but you can find good replacements for all of them.The primary advantage for me is that I can now claim ignorance about how to fix PC's; owning an Apple has saved me hundreds of hours.

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    215. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you defend apple at each and every opportunity it tends to invalidate your opinion somewhat - and also suggests that there is something missing in the psyche of apple customers.

    216. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Units 4 and 8 are missing.

    217. Re:Yay! by Badbone · · Score: 1

      You ARE a fucking idiot, for purchasing a device you KNOW you can't open, should you chose to do so. Would the companies do this, unless they knew they could get away with it?

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    218. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not tell us what it's like being an apple lick-spittle...? what are the specific personal identity issues that led you to this sad predicament?

      now that would be a lot more interesting than the usual 'i will defend the honor of apple whatever the fuck they do' remarks...

    219. Re:Yay! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Actually, "autokineticon" sounds much cooler than "automobile".

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    220. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're probably gay.

    221. Re:Yay! by TheSpoom · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine a 3D printed metal screwdriver would be as strong as a cast one.

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    222. Re:Yay! by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

      ...

      But sadly, the FA has an "Apple Liberation Kit" for sale for $10 that includes the screwdriver, two phillips #0 screws, and a phillips screwdriver. iFixit's already got this one suitcased.

      You didn't think they were going to put up and advertisement^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H article decrying the problem without already having a solution ready to sell? You must be new to this planet.

    223. Re:Yay! by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      I personally don't like that when I buy a song from the iTunes store using my iPod, it isn't in my "Purchased" or "Purchased on your iPod" playlists automatically, not appearing there until after I sync with my iTunes at home. It's in my library of songs, but not sure why it can't be added to the purchased list.

    224. Re:Yay! by plover · · Score: 1

      No, because the "ordinary" people will never care. These are the people who bought an iPhone 4 even though they had a perfectly serviceable iPhone 3GS, that they bought to replace their iPhone 2, that replaced their iPod Touch. Instead of a replacement battery, they will buy an iPhone 5.

      Apple is counting on it, and so is Wall Street. And so far, they're right. Apple stock has proven wildly profitable, based on this model.

      As I said, I can no longer stomach the lockdown. Not that just any other brand of phone is an improvement (Motorola is out of the running because of their fusible link that bricks the phone if you try to install an unsigned operating system) but there are alternatives that are more open than others, and I will be ensuring my future dollars don't go to fuel anybody's WardenWare(TM) phone.

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    225. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No No No, you got it wrong they are called iScrewU's - Jeebus people let's get it right.

    226. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another proprietary screw won't matter to Stockholm Syndrome affected Apple fans anyway.

    227. Re:Yay! by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Most kits I come across these days have star screwdrivers or bits, looking at the pentalobular head you should be able to get it by filing down a Torx/Star screwdriver.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pentalobular.svg

    228. Re:Yay! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yes, I suppose the day of expecting anything to last longer than a year is probably a thing of the past. And yeah, I suppose the folks who already own multiple Apple products are coerced into buying the next generation Apple products seeing they are already experiencing "vendor lock in" to a degree. Good point. I never could stomach Apple's draconian practices, which is probably why my last Apple purchase was a long time ago. Watch their famous "1984" commercial now - they have come a long way since then.

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    229. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Apple has spent so much money in iMarketing that it's convinced people it is the best experience.

    230. Re:Yay! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I think you should kill yourself so we can bring one of those third worlders here to take your place. My modest proposal would allow for the same reduction in resource uses in that part of the world and the third worlder says he likes this plan better.

    231. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children. And grandchildren! At the same time!

    232. Re:Yay! by mini+me · · Score: 1

      The slot in one of the screws on my iPhone 3G is perfectly round. The phone has never been apart, but perhaps was stripped during manufacturing. Apple could always adopt that screw design in the future.

    233. Re:Yay! by shmlco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Retina screen is a proprietary part. The motherboard is custom and proprietary. The battery is custom and proprietary. Just what in the hell are you going to "repair" even if you managed to get the darn thing open?

      The whole thing is overblown.

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    234. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually read TFA then you get the (wonderful) ifixit.com talking about the problem. From that link, you can purchase their screwdriver set for $10.

      This is /. and you should probably know about ifixit anyway. Go there and look at the computer porn, purchase a screwdriver or three and then run and tell your friends. It's a great site!

    235. Re:Yay! by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "... vanishingly small..."

      I don't suppose you have actual numbers to back up your claims?

      I have a friend whose MBP's drive died. He took it to an Apple store last week. They replaced the drive under warrenty, for free. The interesting part is they did so despite the fact that the machine is two years old, out of warranty, and contained an upgraded, non-Apple original hard drive.

      Yeah, it's all about getting dollars at each and every service opportunity...

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    236. Re:Yay! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Well, it's evidently not a waste of your time since you are trying to turn a simple analogy into some sort of intellectual dick size comparo.

      It's really this simple. There's no need for the average user to ever need to get inside of their phone, therefore this is a complete non-issue.

      For the VERY SMALL segment of EE nerds out there that want to play with capacitors and transistors, don't get an iPhone if you can't operate a $3 screwdriver.

      And the fact you even entertain the thought that anybody opens a toaster for anything tells me this is, indeed, a waste of time.

    237. Re:Yay! by onefineline · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your problem isn't that the iPhone sucks, but that you're a retard. You can add new SMS tones either by buying them through Apple or making them on your own with a program such as MakeiPhoneRingtone by Rogue Amoeba. I don't know if there's a PC equivalent, but I can't imagine it's that hard. You can edit your address book at a computer by using (duh) Address Book on a mac. I've never tried doing this from windows, so I make no claim regarding the ease of the experience, but given your fairly ridiculous complaining throughout your post, I'm going to assume that you're either trolling, are too stupid to use a computer, or should just buy a mac, because doing this is so easy my mom can do it — literally. I'll grant you that iTunes has its share of problems, but it being one of the worst pieces of software you've ever used? UI problems galore?? Spare me the hyperbole. The main issue I have with iTunes is its bloat, not its UI. Maybe the Finder is driving you up a wall.... because you don't know how to use it?! Just because a mac can be easy to use doesn't mean it just allows you to magically understand every nuance with a wave of your wand. And really, I've heard this argument so many times from Windows users, it can get rather infuriating. My guess is that more than anything, you're used to the interface from a single OS (Windows), so that anything outside that experience "drives you up a wall"." I'll agree that Apple provides an alternative user experience, although really, you probably shouldn't listen to ANYONE that claims that anything is "perfect". And finally, if you're really having so many problems with your phone getting wiped, maybe your phone is defective? Or it's having hardware problems? Or maybe you broke it? Or maybe your software is broken.

    238. Re:Yay! by nowen2dot · · Score: 1

      I haven't used many Apple products...but since so many users come from a Microsoft experience, that may be the reason for the over-inflated comments about the Apple experience. I mean...Microsoft *did* set the bar *very low* for a very long time.

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    239. Re:Yay! by gmack · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone is about to start And getting a patent wouldn't help much in this day and age where products like this can just be shipped from countries that don't allow such stupid patents.

    240. Re:Yay! by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      I think you might want to see a counselor. Did Steve Jobs run over your dog?

    241. Re:Yay! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...Hair right? As for TFA it just shows that Apple makes MSFT look like the Care Bears. I mean geez, they are already #2 in market cap, have their fanbois trained to buy their "new" stuff every refresh (which on the PC is still usually pretty behind the curve and crazy priced) are making probably 300%+ in profit per device, and that isn't enough for them? I thought Wall Street was greedy, but this is just nuts!

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    242. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, sick

    243. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      discredits the validity of your post!!!!!!!!

      so how much validity do the posts of you and your fellow apple fanboys have around here, do you think?

      it's hard to believe that you can possibly be so delusional. it's incredible really.

      to have to build your identity around a corporation must be a very scary thing to go through. truly you have my pity.

    244. Re:Yay! by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      a small counterclockwise drillbit or screw-out tool and a steady hand will git 'er done too

      Or a bit of chewing gum.

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    245. Re:Yay! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Too late you can buy the "liberation" kit for $10 that supports the removal of the funky screw with a special screwdriver. Wow, lets give props to the Chinese man they don't miss a chance at profit! And as for Apple a big Nelson "HA HA" is in order.

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    246. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is funny, because I have a 10 year old Leatherman SideClip with that annoying security-screw shit on it. How did they get iScrews before the iPod was invented?

      But the trick is to get a 6 lobed hollow point (security) Torx at an auto parts shop for like $5, and grind or file off all the lobes but one while leaving enough of the center such that it doesn't slip while the remaining lobe gets the screw out. To buy an official version of the five point (lobed) one costs way too much money anyways, so it's worth it to "destroy" a fairly inexpensive screwdriver instead.

      I also put a video on YouTube with this solution. But it's nothing fancy, so it's not worth posting a link.

    247. Re:Yay! by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Bippity boppity boop.

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    248. Re:Yay! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      FWIW I was trying to make a snarky comment about how medications seem to outdate a week after they're on the shelf, but then, in the interest of being sort of fair, I looked it up.

      I still think that big pharma is screwing us to the wall with expiry dates shorter than Sarah Palin's attention span, but I couldn't find a whole lot other that the stuff in your medscape article.

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    249. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of it is just brand loyalty. Apple's HIG really set the original Mac apart -- there was no arguing that they made the most "usable" computer. With OS X those sort of intuitive, consistent rules have fallen by the wayside.

    250. Re:Yay! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Yes, because a summary about an Apple-bashing article couldn't possibly be wildly distorted or just plain wrong, right?

      You can buy these screwdrivers on eBay and Amazon for $10. These screws are not new to the iPhone (or Apple products in general). The MacBook Air has them, and has been out for some time and a market has emerged for tools to work on them outside of taking it back to Apple.

      My iMac was designed with access to the internals very low on the priority list, but it doesn't mean I don't work on it myself. The newer glass-fronted aluminium ones need a pair of suction cups to take the glass off, which are unlikely to be just lying around for the average customer until you need a set and buy some.

      If you want to work on electronics yourself, be prepared to collect a bunch of tools.

    251. Re:Yay! by Jakester2K · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, that's a good counter. I'm sure some lawyer could come up with a reason, though...

    252. Re:Yay! by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      It only goes to show what Apple customers are really good for, being screwed and feeling good about it for fear of loosing status.

    253. Re:Yay! by kwerle · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Apple! I love being told I'm a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed to open my PURCHASED device, should I choose to do so.

      The jury is still out on you, but it's pretty safe to say that 90% of any reasonably large population are idiots when it comes to tech and really should not open their devices.

      Maybe you're a clever one and have realized either:
      * You really shouldn't open your iphone. Probably no good will come of it.
      * You can open your iphone because you're clever and know where you can get a [reasonably close] driver.

    254. Re:Yay! by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Then you can sue them for breach of warranty.

      Then they can settle out of court.

      It only needs to be more profitable for them to extort people than to fend off lawsuits, and then they'll just "deal with it."

    255. Re:Yay! by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      True. I imagine Apple's lawyers have examined this from all angles - just b/c I can't see it doesn't mean they don't think they have a legitimate legal argument.

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    256. Re:Yay! by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      I like Windows 7 Professional, is what I run in my assembled gaming rigs/BOINC nodes. Original, OEM copies despite being each one more expensive than my family packs of OS X Leopard and Snow Leopard put together or the video cards in those Windows machines. I'm from Mexico, and here is really strange that people pays for any Microsoft software, even on enterprise use, in fact, here you get an odd look in the best case an called an stupid idiot in the worst for buying a Windows license; but I believe that in Microsoft's Windows 7 and Apple's case, they deserve a chunk of my hard earned money in exchange for their products. Is the honest thing to do. I hate many of the Microsoft business practices in the same vein that I hate many of the ugly stuff that does the american government in my country and Latin America, but I don't hate Microsoft or americans.

      Best Regards.

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    257. Re:Yay! by skids · · Score: 1

      Also, with care, it can be used to saw the end off a cheapass screwdriver, then saw 5 slots in it to create a bit for the Apple screw-the-user-screw.

      Just remember to always wear safety goggles, tighten the collar with the provided wrench, and don't work anywhere near your 56" LCD TV.

    258. Re:Yay! by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      Maybe i'm lucky, or just was wise enough to stay the hell out of any apple products for this krazeee period "Apple is the GOD!", "iPhone is the best phone ever"(with which you cannot make calls, or send MMS, or type easily or a plethora of other basic tasks)

      Apple: The most evil company The Earth has ever faced.

    259. Re:Yay! by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      Instead, I have to play the jailbreak game, dodging update bullets and ignoring new app updates that aren't compatible with 3.1.2.

      no, you just need to stop following the herd and buy an android phone.

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    260. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      The experience of modularity, customization, freedom. If I were sold a house with a room I was not allowed to enter, and was sued for entering, I would absolutely not buy the house. It would be a travesty. I see electronics the same way. If it is my electronic, I'll be damned if I have to give up the freedom to use it as I please. The 3 mac labs, the 8 macs in the library and ancient macs in some classrooms at my high school, years ago, were in constant need of fixing. Sometimes they even crippled the rest of the schools network.

      And it is not hyperbole. I honestly want freedom and ownership of my devices, I don't want some jack ass in a suit at some company deciding what I am, and am not allowed to do with something I paid and inordinately large sum of money for. If you don't understand that, then you will never understand what it means to be free, to yearn for freedom, and to love oneself and have all the options you deserve open to you.

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    261. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      I have solder, a soldering iron, a knife, and a standard set of jewlers screwdrivers that was like 5 bucks at a garage sale. I should have to go buy the specialists kit to be able to have access to my technology. The point is it is a clear attempt to limit your abilities and freedoms of your use of your technology, and frankly that is disgusting irregardless.

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    262. Re:Yay! by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      No sir, I do not need to see a counselor for my dislike of apple. For other issues, perhaps, but for disliking a corporation who is constantly intent on removing your rights to your property after you pay for it, to remove your freedoms and limit what you can use your devises for, that is not some petty crap, that is a serious issue.

      I mean, if steve jobs ran for president, and applied his business philosophy to governing, we would be living in a place with less freedom than soviet russia. It is disgusting, it is a shame, and the sale of apple products is a scam at best and organized crime at worst. When you say "you can have this awesome thing that does all this stuff for 800" and then somebody bus it, just to find out that they cannot open it, they don't actually own it, just a crappy license, they aren't allowed to use it for activities the company you bought it for doesn't like, etc, it is terrible. It is like selling razors but saying "you can and will be arrested for using them for anything but shaving facial and leg hair, shaving of the genitals with this razor is punishable by ..." and having a thing that injects flesh eating bacteria into your skin if you misuse their produce, or it just blows up when used for something other than its strictly "approved" activities. Anyone who hates freedom that much does not deserve to operate in a free country, especially when they so actively and so viciously pursue the destruction of liberty.

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    263. Re:Yay! by fractoid · · Score: 1

      He's referring to the lost wax method of making casts. Usually, you would need to make a rubber mold of the screw, then use that to make a wax mold, then pack your heat proof casting material around _that_ to make the final mold. The liquid metal burns the wax out as you pour it in, hence 'lost wax'. If you're going into mass production, then you're right, it's probably cheaper and quicker to print a mould for the wax, but if you only need one then you can print the wax itself and save a step. :)

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    264. Re:Yay! by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Isn't it really just a matter of (very little) time until ebay and many other websites are flooded with the new tool available for purchase? I mean, I don't think Apple can invent a geometric figure for a screwdriver point that no one else can manufacture.

      Wait a couple of months and the Chinese will sew up the problem and sell them for $3

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    265. Re:Yay! by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      I was going to mod you funny until until I did it

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    266. Re:Yay! by ShermanShrader · · Score: 1

      The whole concept is kind of backwards, its like buying a car and having them weld the hood shut, who does that?

    267. Re:Yay! by dakohli · · Score: 1
      I have owned many Apple Products in the past: Mini Mac, iPods (Classic 160,/Nano 2nd Gen/Touch 1st Gen), iPad, iPhone 3gs

      Now, I have none, I have a Win7 Box, a Linux Mint System, an HP Tablet Laptop (Win7), Android Phone (Galaxy S), Android Tablet (eLocity A7-040)

      I have noticed generally, that Apple's products work, however they work the way the company designed them to work. To get the true Apple experience there is very little choice on how to do things. If you wish to use these products in a non-standard way, well, you have a long road to travel. With Windows and Linux, there are many ways to accomplish things. In most instances you can change significantly the look and feel. As an example, when I got the iPad, you couldn't even put a background on the main screen. I totally understand why Apple controls the interface to tightly, and personally, I don't agree, and as a result have divested myself of their products. My Android Pad does not have 3G, but I can use the phone as a gateway over Wifi, right out of the box, but with the iPhone/iPad combo I could do the same with a laptop, but the iPad would not connect on purpose. Apple would rather I spend the extra money on a 3G enabled iPad, and pay the extra money for another data plan.

      Now, I still have an Apple Wireless Router that I travel with, but in order to config it, I have to use a program on Windows(or Mac). For some unknown reason, Apple won't let me just use a browser to configure it. But it is very small, and works well when it is configured.

      The Products that attracted me initially were the iPods. Wow, they really worked well, aside from the fact that I had to use iTunes. I still have the Nano 2nd Gen, which is connected to my car stereo, but I put Rock Box on it, and was that ever an improvement. I had the ability to drag and drop music. Really, that is the main feature that is still missing from the iPods. I am very interested to see Samsung's answer to the touch, with a Galaxy Class media player. Of course I have the phone already, so I most likely will not buy one. But think, if Apple were to add micro-SD to the touch, and even the iPhone itself, that would be incredible.

      All this being said, I am the first to recommend Apple products to some of my friends who I know can't or don't like to tinker. It would be nice if Apple catered to my needs as well, because I think they have great products, just a piss-poor corporate outlook.

    268. Re:Yay! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. iTunes for Windows is terrible, slow, bloated garbage with an awful interface that tries to take over your computer and install stuff you don't want. Windows Media player is also bloated and has a terrible interface (though it's at least skinnable). As a Windows user I can't uninstall it, but at least it lets me install another media player and more or less stays out of the way.

    269. Re:Yay! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Anyone used to the Microsoft way of doing things of recent years is probably used to right clicking a lot in Explorer. Linux tends to copy Microsoft more than Mac, so Ubuntu (Gnome) is pretty similar as this goes. A Mac can work the same way, but if it's still set up with a one button mouse there's a lot of Control + clicking involved.

      Of course, you can get used to the Mac way of doing things, but overall I still consider Windows Explorer superior to the Finder, even after Microsoft screwed it all up in Vista/7.

    270. Re:Yay! by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Apple! I love being told I'm a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed to open my PURCHASED device, should I choose to do so.

      It's not about the fact that you're an idiot, it's about the fact that Apple likes money and wants to force you to let them fix your device for you.

    271. Re:Yay! by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Should have mentioned this in my first post, but I did try googling those screws/screwdrivers, and the only things I found were articles about them being used on the iPhone. Didn't even find a pic of what they looked like.

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    272. Re:Yay! by Geminii · · Score: 1

      That's... actually goddamn brilliant. I'm sure some engineer could come up with a variation on the logo which would provide suitable torque and all that, and the marketing division would go NUTS over it.

    273. Re:Yay! by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      I like how you were rated Redundant for that, like people are "well, duh".

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    274. Re:Yay! by plover · · Score: 1

      Because an Android phone is no guarantee of an open platform, either. I was really hoping the OpenMoko FreeRunner was going to go somewhere, but it never made it to "ready for prime time" status.

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    275. Re:Yay! by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      iTunes is not their best work, but is far superior to Windows Media 1-99 (whatever version we are up to now).

      Except that I've never needed to use Windows Media Player to update ANYTHING on my Windows Mobile phone. In fact, I can simply drag and drop whatever I want, just like the phone is another memory device... Why do I need a special program to access my phone in the first place?

      GP also speaks like one who has not used Windows 7 or the latest version of WMP which, despite being a horrible Microsoft program, actually works very well. I still choose to use Media Player Classic Homecinema for most things, but in some situations I now find myself using Windows' built-in media player for the first time in about a decade.

      It is FAR superior to the horrible, bloaty, buggy, featureless mess that is iTunes on Windows. Far, FAR superior.

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    276. Re:Yay! by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Very likely true. However, it only has to be strong enough to remove the screws once, so you can replace them with sensible ones, no ? :-p

      Besides, when it breaks you print a new one.

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    277. Re:Yay! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Indeed, most battery/screen replacements kits for current Apple designs come with a suitable screwdriver and plastic crowbar thingy to pry them open.

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    278. Re:Yay! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      stupidly short 90-day warranty.

      I guess that is in the US. Not a lot of people seem to know this but in Europe all electrical items have a statutory 2 year warranty. Even after that time you can get a partial refund on items that fail due to manufacturing defects (poor workmanship, poor quality materials etc.) under the Sale of Goods Act in the UK. It states that items must last "a reasonable length of time" which obviously varies from device to device, but for computers and laptops it is generally accepted to be 5 years. TVs and HiFi equipment are also 5 years, cars at least 7.

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    279. Re:Yay! by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yes, fundamentally I think those who say Apple creates "good" interfaces are confusing things.

      What Apple does is produce interfaces that are a pleasure to use- they look pretty, they animate well, but the steps you have to go through to get things done are sometimes annoying and/or illogical, and every now and then (generally with regards to iTunes) even outright buggy.

      It's not that Apple produces examples of good interface design, it's that it produces enjoyable interfaces. That is, they're fun to use, but not necessarily efficient to use.

      To say that Apple's interfaces are any better in terms of getting things done than the likes of Microsoft's, or Google's, is more than a little dishonest IMO. What they are is more fun to use as they give more pleasing visual and audible feedback- this is often because one thing Apple ensures is that it's UIs animate smoothly.

    280. Re:Yay! by Xest · · Score: 1

      I agree, but so is iTunes.

      Personally I hate both of them, but I see no reason why you could say Windows Media Player is worse than iTunes, at best they're both as bad as each other.

    281. Re:Yay! by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it is unsporting, but it is a logical fallacy. An Appeal to Hypocrisy, to be specific.

      If I identify that you are falling to your death in a chasm because you are clumsy, the fact that I am also falling to my death beside you does not make me wrong about why you're going to shortly be a smear on the ground. It just means that I am hilariously unable to learn from my own insights.

    282. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't open it, you don't own it. ...Lorenzo

    283. Re:Yay! by OYAHHH · · Score: 1
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  2. A quick google search by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Informative

    This screw design was patented in - 1974. Yeah keep that conspiracy going, boys. Especially when the screwdriver costs $2.35.

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    1. Re:A quick google search by MoonBuggy · · Score: 0

      Especially when the screwdriver costs $2.35.

      I'm guessing a lot of people would be grateful for a link, then.

    2. Re:A quick google search by nicholas22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How many other patented screw designs are not as popular as the Phillips? It doesn't matter that it was *patented* a long time ago. What matters is that it is a niche design, making it harder to use that the Phillips screw.

    3. Re:A quick google search by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      type pentalobular screwdriver in google - how fucking hard can that be?

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    4. Re:A quick google search by colmore · · Score: 1, Informative

      So explain the switch. If they aren't doing this to screw the aftermarket and do more costly repairs themselves, why the change?

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    5. Re:A quick google search by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      But it is so much more fun to complain.
      But one does have to wonder why the change except to make it slightly harder for people to open up their iphones.

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    6. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be ashamed of yourself for using such filthy gutter language on this internet web forum.

    7. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, you think this is bad? You should see what the console hacking crowd has had to put up with. Nintendo had some of the weirdest damn "security screws" in the pre-Wii days.

      You just need to mail-order a special driver, it's not the end of the world. Just keep the thing in the box next to your pinout-Torx and tri-wing drivers.

    8. Re:A quick google search by onkelonkel · · Score: 2
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    9. Re:A quick google search by Dunbal · · Score: 1, Informative

      I have sex in the missionary position too.

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    10. Re:A quick google search by swilde23 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where in his post does he claim that wasn't the reason for the switch. It appears to me that that he was just pointing out that this wasn't some new technology... it's just an uncommonly used one.

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    11. Re:A quick google search by SailorSpork · · Score: 2

      http://www.amazon.com/APPLE-iPHONE-3GS-REPAIR-TOOLS/dp/B004B21E12

      If that's not the right one, Google "screwdriver" with your make / model of Apple device.

    12. Re:A quick google search by idontgno · · Score: 5, Informative

      I can't believe you passed up the opportunity.

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pentalobular+screwdriver

      And, in the spirit of actually being immediately helpful, The Register's article about this subject had a link to a kit with the appropriate screwdriver and replacement non-bondange-and-domination Phillips screws for an iPhone 4. Just don't take it to any Apple service outlet after that; as TFA points out, they'll undo your work and put those ridiculous screws back in.

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    13. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually a TORX bit, and yes has been around since the 70s and in Europe is used in all sorts of electronics as a deterrent to casual fiddling.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torx

    14. Re:A quick google search by kcitren · · Score: 1, Informative

      Gee, the screwdriver is also being sold on a site linked to in the article. http://www.ifixit.com/Tools/MacBook-Air-5-Point-Pentalobe-Screwdriver/IF145-090/

    15. Re:A quick google search by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The video on that page explains that iFixIt is not selling a pentalobular screwdriver with this kit, but a 5-point phillips. They warn that the 5-point is a stop-gap tool that may render the pentalobular screws unusable after removal. So, yeah, still waiting for that link to the $2.35 pentalobular driver.

    17. Re:A quick google search by idontgno · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It doesn't matter that it was *patented* a long time ago.

      <pedantic>Well, by your limited criteria, the Phillips screw design is itself a niche design, since it appears to have been patented a long time ago (30s).</pedantic>

      I guess what you're really asking is "how many different 'non-standard' 'security' fasteners are there on the market?"

      Patent would be relevant only if it were recent enough to be enforceable, making licensing of the design a viable protection for the exclusivity of the tools to work with it. In other words, if Apple invented a novel fastener design that included a patented tool to work with it, and then never licensed the design of the tool to anyone. That way, the fastener could only be worked using an Apple branded tool, presumably kept securely in authorized service settings and used only by authorized service personnel. Which means that DIY becomes impossible without some theft or subterfuge.

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    18. Re:A quick google search by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks, your request to get my post modded down got me a +5. You really should have asked for them to mod me up.

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    19. Re:A quick google search by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can understand switching away from Phillips, since those suckers strip pretty badly even in larger sizes, and strip like it's their job in smaller ones; but switching to some totally oddball screw type, as opposed to one of the various fairly standardized strip-resistant heads already in use in electronics and elsewhere seems like a dick move.

    20. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because there are no user serviceable parts inside a cell phone, silly! Most people will screw things up (so to speak) by opening the phone. If you're smart enough to actually work inside an iPhone, you're smart enough to buy the $2.35 screwdriver.

    21. Re:A quick google search by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      The question remains, though: what reason was there to switch to this screw head? If there is a good technical reason for it, fine, but let's hear it.

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    22. Re:A quick google search by do0b · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:A quick google search by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1. They are technically better in some aspect for their use.
      2. A supplier offered them cheaper than the what they were using.
      3. The supplier of the new slightly more expensive screws is a good friend of an apple board member/engineer/designer/whatever.
      4. It reduces the chances of idiot users doing idiot things.
      5. Jobs thought they looked better.

    24. Re:A quick google search by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Then wait. After all using a search tool and refining searches are skills that go WAY beyond the abilities of the average Apple product luser.

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    25. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      http://www.amazon.com/APPLE-iPHONE-3GS-REPAIR-TOOLS/dp/B004B21E12

      If that's not the right one, Google "screwdriver" with your make / model of Apple device.

      It isn't the right one, because the screw head is using a patented design.

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    26. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the screwdriver for Apples former tamper-resistant screws. They were called Torx, the new ones are called Pantablublublao..

    27. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You missed the point. The parent wasn't stating that the age of the patent made it niche, he was saying that the limited availability or knowledge of the alternative fastener was a poor mans security through obscurity.

      I think everyone I know, and I mean everyone, has a Philips head screwdriver. My grandmother, my boss, I have three at my desk, dozens at home. They are cheap, available, and everyone has one.

      Tri-wing, star, and other screw shapes are less common. Most hardware stores do not even carry tri-wing screwdrivers in stock. Learning devices for small children commonly use star or tri-wing screws because it makes it harder for an enterprising child to simply open the back with a tool they could find pretty much anywhere.

      These screws are more rare, and the hardware is therefore harder to come by. The only reason to adopt this screw style is to make it more difficult for the average consumer to open the device. It is clearly not intended to be a barrier for the "serious" tinkerer-- they, like me, probably have these screwdrivers already. It is intended to stop the casual teenager from opening the device to see how it works.

      It's stupid, pointless posturing on the part of company that wants to make sure it's product stays "secure", "safe", and "easy to use" for the majority of the population.

    28. Re:A quick google search by catmistake · · Score: 1

      The same kind of screw was used, I believe, for 4 screws in the Compact Macs.

    29. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The one you linked to is for the MacBook Air, not the iPhone 4. The iPhone one, which is here, includes comments explaining that this is actually not the correct tool, it's just a tool that's close enough to do the job of removing the pentalobe screws and putting regular ones in their place. You can't buy the actual screwdriver.

      But the point isn't that it's impossible to get a tool that opens these devices. The point is that Apple is intentionally going out of their way to make it difficult to open these devices so that the vast majority of their users will fork over cash to get a "Genius"(R) to do it for them. It's not illegal or even necessarily unethical, it's just really scummy, and a reason to avoid buying from them.

    30. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially when the screw is patented, and screwdrivers in open sale doesn't even exist.

    31. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As has been pointed out several times already, the iFixit one isn't the correct screwdriver - merely one that is close enough for a one-time removal.

      It is annoying to have to add yet another bit to the collection, but not earth shattering. Any tinkerer worth his soldering iron will already have a large collection of screwdrivers and assorted driver bits anyway ;)

    32. Re:A quick google search by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      It says right on that page:

      This is NOT the correct size screwdriver for external screws on the iPhone 4. That driver can be found here: 5-point iPhone 4 driver

      Furthermore, it's clear that Apple's pentalobular screwdriver is not the same pentalobular screwdriver that was patented in 1974 and widely available today for ~$2 and that the screwdriver that you does work to take them out is less than perfect.

      We recommend you use this driver to remove the 5-point screws and replace them with the equivalent Phillips screws, and not for repeated disassembly and reassembly of your phone. This driver does not meet the quality standards we usually require for our tools, however it is currently the best solution available. It is not an industrial or heavy duty tool. May have some slight misalignment of the shaft or tip.

      IOW, GP is full of shit.

    33. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      http://www.amazon.com/APPLE-iPHONE-3GS-REPAIR-TOOLS/dp/B004B21E12

      If that's not the right one, Google "screwdriver" with your make / model of Apple device.

      It isn't the right one, because the screw head is using a patented design.

      Pardon, I hadn't read that it was an expired patent. But still, wrong tool kit in the link.

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    34. Re:A quick google search by aliquis · · Score: 1

      type pentalobular screwdriver in google - how fucking hard can that be?

      This hard?
      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pentalobular+screwdriver

    35. Re:A quick google search by colmore · · Score: 2

      1. Possible, though I doubt that's the primary reason. I could be wrong.
      2. Unlikely. Phillips head screws are far more numerous and widely manufactured, it's unlikely that an unusual screw that only comes from one or two suppliers will be that much cheaper.
      3. I think Apple is too big of a fish to be playing nepotism with a screw supplier.
      4. That's what the void clause of the warranty is for.
      5. Funny.

      6. Apple has a history of tightly controlling the way their products are used, are fundamentally opposed to openness, and have long screwed aftermarket service providers.

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    36. Re:A quick google search by localman57 · · Score: 3, Funny

      +1 informative.

    37. Re:A quick google search by DrXym · · Score: 1
      6. It prevents users from servicing their own phones rather than tossing them away and buying new ones.

      6 is the answer

    38. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I doubt that - you're on Slashdot, so you probably don't have sex.

    39. Re:A quick google search by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      I can understand switching away from Phillips, since those suckers strip pretty badly even in larger sizes, and strip like it's their job in smaller ones;

      Okay, thanks so much for the mental image of some big, hairy stripper named 'Phillips' working her stuff...

      I just hope I can sleep tonight...{shudder}

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    40. Re:A quick google search by I8TheWorm · · Score: 2

      That's a 5 point torx, not a pentalobular.

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    41. Re:A quick google search by firex726 · · Score: 1

      From the pics on Google it looks like a normal Torx screw.
      You can pickup a screw driver for it from Home Depot for under $5.

    42. Re:A quick google search by eltonito · · Score: 2

      This reminds me of when automakers moved to Torx screws from Phillips screws. It was a conspiracy, people had to buy tools, the automakers were just trying to keep you from working on your own car, etc. It turns out that Torx is superior to Phillips for bit/socket durability and assembly line efficiency. There was no conspiracy, it was just better for certain applications.

      I suspect we will find out that the pentalobular socket has some advantage over a Phillips or even a Torx for smaller applications. Simply looking at the "penta", it seems to maximize surface contact between the bit/socket while maintaing the durability of the socket. The smaller Phillips and Torx screws are rather easy to damage and I suspect the pentalobular screw is measurably more durable for smaller applications. Just like Torx, I suspect the pentalobular will become the defacto standard for small screw head applications if it is proven to be superior to Torx and Phillips.

    43. Re:A quick google search by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      However the Phillips screw design is in reality not a very good design, even if it's a bit better than the flat screwdriver design.

      The Phillips screw heads is actually designed for tools to slip to avoid over-torque.

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    44. Re:A quick google search by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's just my opinion, but Philips screw heads are only slightly better than slotted heads. It's still very easy to torque out of the opening. Square drive, Hex/Allen, Torx all allow much more torque to be applied to the screw without stripping the head. I notice in commercial applications, where driving a large number of fasteners quickly is important (home decking, trailer flooring) you almost always see square or Torx drive heads due to the positive driver/head linkup and the high torque that can be applied.

      The non-conspiracy version of this story isn't that Apple's trying to screw the end user, but that they're using Loctite or some other screw fixative on the screws, the screws are torqued in tight and they have a history of stripping the screws to get them out.

      I just find it curious they would use pentalobe instead of Torx, or to demonstrate some meanness, security torx.

    45. Re:A quick google search by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Fine, but personally I am fed up with having to buy further sets of screwdrivers. The cost is not the issue. Some new head types were introduced purely to discourage owners from "Fiddling", and I have seen slotted screws, hexagon, octagon, square, Allen, Philips, Pozidriv, Torx and now Pentalobular. The makers' attempt to stop people "fiddling" is actually futile because the drivers can all be bought. I have got sets or part-sets of them all (except octagon and Pentalobular) and must own over 100 screwdrivers in one form or another, when about a dozen should have done..

      When I am working on something I'd like to be able to have the tools I need use in a single ready-use toolbox and not to waste time having to return to my larger tool store because some wacky "designer" thought it would be a good idea to have a couple of Torx screws among a load of Pozidrivs.

      In fact, for light screws, the perfect head is a Pozidriv. All others should be banned.

    46. Re:A quick google search by Bobakitoo · · Score: 2

      The screw desing patented in 1974 is for a "Method of making a thread forming screw". It has noting to do with the bit head.

      Cheap Pentalobular screw driver for only $2.35 on sw-box.com ...
      Shipped directly from China, with as much as $32.60 shipping fee to California.

      Doing a quick search and jumping to conclusion from the listing... OP is a karma whore. The patent find is bogus. His "cheap and easy to find" screw driver is a scam. No part of his post is insightful, the mods are doing crack again.

    47. Re:A quick google search by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Philips screws are not suited for automated processes. Or rather, they were designed for automated screwing but the times have changed. A Philips drive head is designed to cause the driver to cam out when the screw is all the way in. Caming out isn't desireable, as it can damage the screw head and possibly the driver head as well. But, it's better than stripping the screw, or cracking whatever you're screwing into, which is what happens if a high speed automated driver keeps going too long with, say, a Robertson drive. But times have changed. Automated drivers are very good at torque sensing now, so they can stop the instant a screw has been driven home. So the Philips isn't optimal any longer. Caming out can damage the screw, the driver, it's not good. So the best screws to use in automated assembly are screws that can take high torque, and will not cam out. A Robertson works well for this, but isn't widely used any more. Probably because it's Canadian ;) Instead, Torx screws are most often used in electronics and automotives. They're also called Hexalobular screws. They're 6 pointed stars. Their sharp edges allow for high torque without cam out. Supposedly they last longer than a Robertson so that's why they're used instead. They're also pretty popular. Most driver sets come with Philips, Robertson, Slot, and Torx. All of mine have more Torx than anything.

      Torx also makes Pentaloblar drivers, and that's what Apple's using. So, they can say they switched to Torx because of their suitability for automated assembly. But, they did chose to go with the tamper resistant Torx, not the 6 lobed variety. They can't really say anything about that, because there's no reason. And, do you know the only people who use them besides Apple? Prisons and government schools (but I repeat myself). So it's actually an extremely apt choice on their part. "We use prison screws, try not to think about it."

      Still, they're being cheap about it. I see in the picture that they don't have the center pin. That means they're using the old pentalobular drivers, not the new, more tamper resistant, and also still patented, ones ;)

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    48. Re:A quick google search by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      Who needed Google? That's linked from TFA. In fact, TFA is a slashvertisement for their screwdriver for $10. If you actually had looked beyond the first hit, you would have found ones for 1/4 the price. eg, http://www.sw-box.com/Professional-Screw-Driver-Opening-Tool-For-Iphone-4.html : $2.35

    49. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike the Ho'se in my local place they wont strip or screw for any amount of dollars

    50. Re:A quick google search by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I agree it's 6.

      But that's the one alternatives are being proposed for, the question was "If they aren't doing this to screw the aftermarket and do more costly repairs themselves, why the change?".

      And I do think 5. is the most likely alternative to the obvious reason...

    51. Re:A quick google search by timster · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.

      It's a mystery to me why this is such a big story. Compaq used Torx screws exclusively for years and years. Why? Who cares? It's just a screw, you want to work on Compaqs you buy a Torx set.

      Do you really, really truly, believe that a significant portion of Apple's user base is capable of successfully servicing their own phones? This obviously doesn't have much effect on independent repair shops, who are already able to open the new screws anyway. Since end-users can't fix their own phones anyway and independent repair shops will still be able to open the phones, how does this affect the serviceability of the phone?

      Has anyone drawn up a comparison diagram of which manufacturers use what kind of screws in their cell phones? Does that equate to the elusive "openness" now? At least it's better than arguing about whether Flash or H.264 is more "open", I guess.

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    52. Re:A quick google search by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      And then there's this source.

      It even haz new name, 'CamCar Ring Screw'.

      They got the screw part right. I suddenly feel like I've been, well, actually I don't have an iPhone. But I will get screwed, eventually, by the CamCar Ring Screw or its ilk.

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    53. Re:A quick google search by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about the Phillips a long time ago. IIRC, Phillips worked for GM, and they were having trouble with screws being screwed in too tight on the production line and getting stripped or broken. And, of course, flat-blade screwdrivers did not stay in place. Phillips designed this screw to be easy to use, and to have the driver pop out of the screw when the torque got to a certain level, saving the screw. It was a primitive torque limiter.

      But with the magic of Google, I found this: History of the Phillips Screwdriver. It turns out Phillips was a businessman from my old home town, Portland Oregon. The technical details above are correct, but there's no mention of GM - he had his own issues with machines driving screws. (This article was evidently adapted from one in Wired Magazine, but I didn't follow that trail.)

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    54. Re:A quick google search by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      BTW, I'm pretty sure I've got an old spline key somewhere that will jam well enough to work on these. IBM used some great stuff in typewriters...

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    55. Re:A quick google search by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Do you really, really truly, believe that a significant portion of Apple's user base is capable of successfully servicing their own phones?

      Yes if the back of the phone was easily removable. Every owner of a non-Apple phone has at some time or other removed the back of the phone, e.g. to change the SIM or the SD card, or to replace the battery. Even the most incompetent of people can manage it, or at least hand it over to someone who can.

      The fact that Apple are making it hard and harder to replace a battery should tell you all you need to know.

      Has anyone drawn up a comparison diagram of which manufacturers use what kind of screws in their cell phones?

      My phone (an HTC) uses pop clips. A thumbnail under one edge loosens the back and the rest easily unclips. The phone before that (a Nokia) had a metal back which slide off. The fact is most phones manage to feature a removable cover to replace a phone or sim or memory card.

    56. Re:A quick google search by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      Ahh, reading the Wired article after all. It also refers to This article in The Straight Dope. The GM connection is there, but backwards.

      Phillips applied for his own patents in 1934 and '36. After years of rejection, he got the American Screw Company to spend $500,000 ($5.7 million in today's money) to develop a manufacturing process. Then they convinced General Motors to try the new-fangled fasteners on the 1936 Cadillac.

      Oddly enough, the completely-unrelated Phillips Screw Company was never involved in the Phillips screw (though they do make them now, I think.)

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    57. Re:A quick google search by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In my experience, philips-head deck screws are still more common than square-drive for reasons which should be obvious but which I will at least partially enumerate anyway. One, you can sharpen a philips screwdriver and drive it into a stripped philips head to get it out; a stripped square-drive screw rapidly develops a round-no-drive hole. And they are NOT repeat NOT difficult to strip out. Two, They have no cam-out but only when driven perfectly straight; in any other situation they will cam out just fine, right after stripping the hole partially. Three, square drive still costs more. Four, it's still faster to put a philips screw on the end of a drill (or vice versa) than a square drive. I've tried out square drive and I went back to philips.

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    58. Re:A quick google search by buswolley · · Score: 1

      An actually informative, and informed post. Please mod up.

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    59. Re:A quick google search by poity · · Score: 1

      Yeah keep that conspiracy going, boys.

      that part where he implied that the claim that Apple is doing this only to enhance profits is a conspiracy.

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    60. Re:A quick google search by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Nope, not a Torx. According to some earlier, the five-sided Torx _almost_ fits, and the iFixit.com kit uses that as a temporary substitute, but warns that it will mess up the screw.

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    61. Re:A quick google search by Kijori · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suppose it's the nearest substitute for the much-needed "-1 Too Informative".

    62. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's been apples primary mode of operation since the 70s. How is this a surprise? They want to control as much, if not everything that has to do with your experience with them. Count yourselves lucky opening the case doesn't trigger some security feature that bricks the phone. It would be even easier to do that switching to this screw and would still be in-line with apples business model.

    63. Re:A quick google search by TheScreenIsnt · · Score: 1

      As you probably know, *these* are the ones that really kick your ass: http://www.nachi.org/images10/oneWayScrew.png
      Of course, they are only used for things like bathroom stalls because they would kick the Authorized Service Person's ass, too.
      I have often thought of the one way screw (as shown in that image) coupled with a left-handed thread as somehow deep in its uselessness...

    64. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Drat!
      You have single handily torpedoed my dream to be a pentalobular screwdriver tycoon.

    65. Re:A quick google search by socsoc · · Score: 1

      And what on earth is servicable inside an iPhone 4 by an average user?

    66. Re:A quick google search by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0

      the mods are doing crack again.

      Wait a minute. Wait just a minute here. I got mod points yesterday and NO COCAINE. WTF?

      Maybe you have to be a subscriber?

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    67. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >type pentalobular screwdriver in google - how fucking hard can that be?

      Not that hard, really, unless I want to take my device apart *now*, not in a week when the specialized tool arrives. On the other hand, buying a non-Apple product takes no extra time at all, when I'm in the market for a phone, tablet, etc.

      ~note to moderators: please mod this sideways. Up and Down are so overdone these days.

    68. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got both an iPhone and an iPad - I don't want to have sex

    69. Re:A quick google search by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and my iPhone 4 is the only phone I've owned that I've dropped on the floor multiple times without the back breaking off, or at least falling off. I'm glad that the back is screwed on, and although I'm glad that my model has the Phillips screws in case I do need to get inside it, I really wouldn't mind spending a few pounds on the right screwdriver. Much better than the spudger technique needed for iPods.

    70. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      type pentalobular screwdriver in google - how fucking hard can that be?

      the hardest bit is looking at the screw head and knowing what it's called. Knowing the name of it does indeed make it easy to google, but the point is that it's an obscure design, meaning most people won't recognise it at all.

    71. Re:A quick google search by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You sir. It's off to the local hardware store for you. Hand in your geek card there.

      You are not worthy. ONLY 100 screwdrivers?

      Have you no shame?

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    72. Re:A quick google search by jkerman · · Score: 1

      how many of those links are less than 48 hours old?

    73. Re:A quick google search by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      too much to be an evil patented screw design, he?

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    74. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony used to use a similar five-pointed pseudo-Phillips on some of their PDAs and stuff, not sure if they still do, but I had no problem finding a driver for it seven or eight years ago.

    75. Re:A quick google search by irix · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of posts by idiots who don't know what they are talking about and this one from someone in the industrial/mechanical engineering field who does. Thank you!

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    76. Re:A quick google search by jthill · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that's because you used "google shopping" (see that "tbs=shop" parameter?) not "google web".

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    77. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read about the ifixit kit, it's not really the right screwdriver. It's a close fit that they recommend to use just to remove the screws so they can be replaced with Phillips screws.
      http://www.ifixit.com/blog/blog/2011/01/20/apples-diabolical-plan-to-screw-your-iphone/

    78. Re:A quick google search by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter that it was *patented* a long time ago.

      It matters a LOT. It was patented in 1974, which means Apple can't sue people who sell you the screwdriver. Which means the screwdriver will continue to cost $2.35, and the whole issue is not that big of a deal. I generally despise phillips screws anyway, they're too easy to strip. I prefer hex screws, but $2.35 isn't a prohibitive cost.

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    79. Re:A quick google search by DrXym · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make sense either. So it's possible that the back might fall off, big deal. I'd be more worried about dropping a phone sandwiched between two layers of glass than the minor convenience of the back falling off. If it's such a huge problem buy a case (as many iPhone owners clearly do anyway) or a rugged phone.

    80. Re:A quick google search by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but google web has lots of informational pages about them, rather than where to buy them.

      I get what they are. However, it looks as though nobody is selling an actual version of it, just 5 pt torx screwdrivers instead.

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    81. Re:A quick google search by men0s · · Score: 1
    82. Re:A quick google search by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I can understand switching away from Phillips, since those suckers strip pretty badly even in larger sizes, and strip like it's their job in smaller ones;

      I can't. Phillips doesn't strip unless you're using the wrong head size which most people do. Really if they wanted to get away from the 'head-strip' issue, they would have gone to TORX, Torq or Allen. All three are used in the automotive and heavy machinery industry where the screws/flat bolts will be exposed to various types of environmental damage.

      Besides you've never see screw head strip as badly as a plain old slot, or robertson.

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    83. Re:A quick google search by MrSteveSD · · Score: 2

      I was always led to believe that Phillips screws were used in electronics etc (rather than flatheads) because they are self-guiding. That is, a machine doesn't have to be spot-on to screw them in because the angle of the recess naturally guides in the screwdriver. These pentalobular screws don't look very self guiding to me. Then again, maybe they don't need to be with children assembling them in some Chinese sweatshop.

    84. Re:A quick google search by swb · · Score: 1

      Take a closer look at Home Depot or Lowes the next time you're in there. Philips screws are common, but for decking applications, especially for the tools contractors use (long strips of screws for repetitive screwing in specialized screw guns) they are almost all square drive or torx. In fact, many of the decking screws come with a free bit in every box of 200 or so.

      I had a deck built in 2003, 800+ sq ft, and all they used were square drive screws. The carpenter said they haven't built a deck with philips head screws in a long time -- it was actually more common to use a air nailer than philips head screws.

      No commercial carpenter would waste time sharpening any bit -- replacements are cheaper than down time sharpening a 50 cent bit.

      In my personal experience, square drive almost never torques out -- instead I usually break the screw before it torques out.

    85. Re:A quick google search by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Shhhhhh... They read these forums you know! Don't give them ideas.

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    86. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article infers that apple wants to patent the screw driver and sell it for a high price, that's what he's referring to.

    87. Re:A quick google search by RobbieCrash · · Score: 1

      The ifixit kit is not an actual pentolobular screwdriver. It's something that sort of fits. It's a worthy workaround, but it doesn't change the fact that this is a proprietary screw, for which actual screwdrivers cannot be purchased.

      The ifixit kit has a five point star, not the weird rounded thing Apple is using.

      A viable workaround does not mean this is not a screwjob by Apple.

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    88. Re:A quick google search by evanbd · · Score: 2

      FYI, the Phillips screw is intended to cam out. It's a torque-limiting feature. Useful in some contexts, but mostly just annoying.

    89. Re:A quick google search by microbee · · Score: 1

      I guess some folks tried to type that via the phone..

    90. Re:A quick google search by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      True. But Steve Jobs is not doing this because he's discovered a better screw design, he's doing this to screw the customers.

    91. Re:A quick google search by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Better than a big hairy stripper wearing a black turtleneck...

    92. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The screws in question are not actually tamper resistant (security) Torx, which have a central pin. Close examination shows them to be something truly strange.

    93. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you strip your philips screws, I suspect you may be confusing them with Prozidriv screws. Try a fitting screw driver next time.

    94. Re:A quick google search by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I guess that in a way, you already have.

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    95. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're mistaken - Apple has already gotten past the 5 lobe Torx, the new pentalobular screws have the lobes curved outwards instead of inwards like the Torx have.

    96. Re:A quick google search by socsoc · · Score: 1

      And what do you plan on "fixing" within an iPhone?

    97. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it is surprisingly difficult to find Pozidrives (which doen't camout as easily as Phillips) in the hardware store.

    98. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where driving a large number of fasteners quickly is important

      Here's a big exception for your list -- drywall. All Phillips, all the time, even in Canada where Robertson (square) is a hell of a lot more common.

      Not that I don't generally agree with you, but drywall screws are the exception that shows close tolerance Phillips actually works.

      disclaimer: I was a carpenter into the 90s. I always threw out the Phillips screws that came with hinges etc and used Robertson. Those Phillips were garbage. But the thousands of drywall screws I used were always just fine. Probably the plating on the other screws is enough to make Phillips slick & useless. They need sharp edges.

    99. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do both at the same time, albeit poorly.

    100. Re:A quick google search by L473ncy · · Score: 1

      Maybe the next "patented" screw design they use is a Roberson screw. Americans can't seem to understand them for some reason. :P

    101. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. They are technically better in some aspect for their use.

      Probably true, but there are many other standard screws that are just as good or better than this one

      2. A supplier offered them cheaper than the what they were using.
      3. The supplier of the new slightly more expensive screws is a good friend of an apple board member/engineer/designer/whatever.

      Apple doesn't have "suppliers" for most parts, they design everything themselves and have someone else manufacturer them. Even the CPU is designed by apple (base heavily on the ARM spec). This screw, and the phillips one before it, would have been designed by apple and manufactured just for them.

      4. It reduces the chances of idiot users doing idiot things.

      Agreed. The old screw allowed your phone to be opened by the standard screwdriver you'd use for sunglasses. No doubt Apple has had idiots break their phone, then make warranty claims.

      5. Jobs thought they looked better.

      Have you seen how small it is?! You would practically need a magnifying glass to tell the difference between this and a torx screw.

      This is the third time they've used this screw. I'm predicting this will be used on all of apple's screws before long (they prefer latches/clips for any user serviceable areas).

    102. Re:A quick google search by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      I understand why you'd want the screwdriver, but why would you want to replace them with Philips screws?

    103. Re:A quick google search by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 2

      This is actually a TORX bit, and yes has been around since the 70s and in Europe is used in all sorts of electronics as a deterrent to casual fiddling. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torx

      Actually, if you scrolled down to the "Pentalobular" picture on the page you referenced and clicked on it, you would get to:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentalobular_screw

      Which states, in it's entirety:

      A pentalobular screw is a five-pointed security screw being implemented by Apple in its products.[1] It resembles Torx but is not a Torx-Plus security screw and has no commercially available screwdriver equivalent[2].

      Pentalobular screws first appeared in mid-2009, holding the battery in the MacBook Pro; smaller versions are now used on the iPhone 4 and the MacBook Air.

      [edit] References

      1. ^ Frauenfelder, Mark (2011-01-20). "Apple's diabolical plan to screw your iPhone". Boing Boing. http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/20/apples-diabolical-pl.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+(Boing+Boing). 2. ^ Madway, Gabriel (2011-01-21). "Apple tightens the screw on iPhone 4". San Francisco, California: Reuters. http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSLNE70K02T20110121?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a49:g43:r2:c0.137380:b41167378:z0. Retrieved 2011-01-21.

      [edit] External Links

      * iFixIt iPhone 4 Liberation Kit

      So it may now be classed as a form of Torx but in fact it's a pure Apple; as someone previously noted, not an iScrew but rather a ScrewU.

    104. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's GP?

    105. Re:A quick google search by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Serious question: How is a five port Torx any different from a pentalobular? (Standard Torx's are also known as hexalobular, so it would make sense that a 5 point torx would be a pentalobular.)

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    106. Re:A quick google search by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      In the video M.J. describes what is in the kit as a five pointed philips, not a 5 sided torx, but that may have just been a slip-up on her part.

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    107. Re:A quick google search by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      What? No link? What will the masses do?

    108. Re:A quick google search by gnapster · · Score: 1

      Once you've obtained the appropriate tool from iFixit, why would you put in Phillips ones? Or, having done so, why wouldn't you put the odd screws back in when preparing to send it to Apple for service?

    109. Re:A quick google search by notmyusualnickname · · Score: 1

      Can I just add, for 'Robertson', read 'square'.

    110. Re:A quick google search by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      No, what I'm saying is, I've dropped my iPhone 4 a number of times, onto hard surfaces, and it's survived fine. There's one very slight dent to the tiny metal ring that protects the screen from scratches, you'd have to deliberately look for it to find it. 'Clipped together' phones, as most are, seem to always fall apart on impact, and usually some plastic clip or other gets broken. That's been my experience, anyway.

    111. Re:A quick google search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hmmm,

      I would have to say that you should choose the screw head for the job. For wood-working, I find the Robertson to be vastly better than a philips.

      Here in Canada, a Robertson drive is no more costly than a Philips. In fact, I could safely say that here, they are much more common than down in the states.

      I have stripped out more Philips screw heads than Robertsons.

    112. Re:A quick google search by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      The ends on pentalobular are rounded, and they're not on torx.

      While the tool would surely work, it's not the same, and I would assume there is at least some risk of stripping out the screw head.

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    113. Re:A quick google search by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      The reason that it is a "big story" is that it confirms Apple haters fears that they don't have access to the devices innards.

      It isn't difficult to open any device. I could make a screwdriver in about a half hour in my garage. And anyone who can't either buy or fabricate such a screwdriver? maybe they aren''t competent to open the device.

      But even so, why do people want to open a device that is under warranty? And after the warranty, it doesn't matter.

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    114. Re:A quick google search by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      It is intended to stop the casual teenager from opening the device to see how it works.

      I agree except for this point. They don't care if said teenager knows how it works or not, but it does make a difference to them if said teenager can't easily replace an ailing battery or dodgy screen cheaply so instead needs to either buy a new device (more money to Apple) or pay over the odds for the existing device to be fixed by an Apple licensed repair shop (not as much extra money to Apple per teenager, but still some).

      Apple's rabid thirst for control is not about knowledge (most people with a bit of technical knowledge have a basic idea about the inner workings of a phone, unless iStuff is powered by magic imps or some such instead of the electronics the rest of the industry uses), it is about making sure that after selling you the expensive device to start with every other opportunity you have to spend money on something related to the device is an opportunity to pay money to Apple (directly or indirectly via licensed establishments) and absolutely no one else.

      Nothing personal. It is just business. And they are very good at working the business this way while keeping the slightly sinister undertones of "lack of choice/control/freedom/what-ever-you-think-it-should-be-classed-as" out of the general public's view of the product range or just convincing said public not to care.

    115. Re:A quick google search by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      That's a nice explanation, but it doesn't explain why they replace the screw if you take it into an Apple store for servicing. It's not getting any more automated assembly at that point.

    116. Re:A quick google search by ChoppedBroccoli · · Score: 1

      Wow - posts like this are why I still love reading slashdot. There are experts in everything :D

  3. Pentalobe... by msauve · · Score: 1

    screwdriver bits coming out of China via eBay in 3...2...1...

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    1. Re:Pentalobe... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      They are already available. Nothing to see here. In fact this was discussed on slashdot a couple months ago.

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    2. Re:Pentalobe... by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 2

      DMCA violation notice from Apple...

    3. Re:Pentalobe... by santax · · Score: 4, Informative
    4. Re:Pentalobe... by nicholas22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's pay yet *more* money to Apple paraphernalia. No thanks.

    5. Re:Pentalobe... by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      DMCA does not apply in China. Of course if it's copyrighted (which I doubt since Apple didn't invent it), you Americans would be fucked by your own laws. Well it wouldn't be the first time.

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    6. Re:Pentalobe... by KDEnut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Meh, I made one using my dremel and a spare hex shank from a driver set. If any DIY'er can't do THAT then they probably don't need to be inside their phone anyway.

      Or be called a DIY'er, come to think of it.

    7. Re:Pentalobe... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Uh, what? It appears to be a standard, although not particularly well known, screwdriver. You can buy them from companies that aren't Apple (and you can't buy them from Apple). Apple is not replacing all of their screws with their own design, they're just replacing them with something a bit unusual. They've done this before with Torx screws, and for good reason - it's really easy to mangle the heads of the tiny philips head ones if you're in a hurry. They're probably replacing the old screws so that their technicians won't have to keep switching screwdrivers if the device comes in for repair next time (and so that the owner won't mangle the head of the philips head screw and make it impossible to open).

      Of all the things that Apple's done that you could get upset about, this one is pretty low down the list.

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    8. Re:Pentalobe... by Dr.+LeRoy · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Anyone trying to open their iPhone is smart enough to find a solution past some goofy (or not so goofy) screw head. I think the premise of this entire issue may be incorrect. Seems pointless to me.

    9. Re:Pentalobe... by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The hardcore DIY community isn't the target of this change. They'll do whatever it takes.

      Don't forget, Apple is not really a computer company any more. It's an consumer electronics company. They sell to consumers, not geeks. (Geeks buy anyway, because the engineering is great, but again that's clearly the minority case.)

      Consumers have Phillips screwdrivers in the tool box. Consumers may try to save a few dozen bucks trying to replace the battery in their iPod or upgrade the mass storage in their iPad. Apple doesn't want that to happen, for a variety of reasons. For instance, most Apple products truly have no user-serviceable components at the skill level of most Apple customers. Apple probably wants inept DIY attempts to fail as expensively as possible--full-price off-the-shelf replacement ("You voided your warranty, and killed your iPhone. You'll have to buy anew."), expensive service work, etc. And in the few cases where there are genuinely user-serviceable bits in the product, Apple still wants to capture the service money.

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    10. Re:Pentalobe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solution 2 using the dremel. Cut a flat into the screw and use a flathead driver. I used to do this all the time for stripped screws (worked in a bicycle shop). Might be difficult with a tiny flush screw though.

    11. Re:Pentalobe... by alta · · Score: 1

      overkill, like most situations (torx, hex, that weird triangle nintendo, roberson and philips), an appropriately sized flat head screwdriver and some careful turning opens them just fine. Just get a screwdriver that grabs just enough. Sure, you're not going to get a stuck screw out, but with these fine-threaded screws... I've had no problems with stuck screws.

      The one case I've come across where this didn't work was a Security Torx, as it has a post in the center that blocks the slotted.

      Further research shows there are more http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/12/screw_heads_demystified.html but many of these I've NEVER seen. Is that a two headed pacman?

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    12. Re:Pentalobe... by NixieBunny · · Score: 1

      I was wondering when someone would point that out. Nearly all screw heads with a funny outer shape and straight sides (unlike Phillips, which is a 45 degree angle) can be opened with a slot screwdriver of the correct blade width. Security post screws are sometimes easier to open than the non-security type, since the screwdriver blade can use the center post as a support point. However, it's prone to break off, after which you can use a non-security type hex or Torx driver.

      Although I had to laugh and buy three sets when I saw the cheap Chinese security hex driver pack at Ace for four dollars.

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    13. Re:Pentalobe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I made one using my dremel and a spare hex shank from a driver set.

      You used a pre-manufactured Dremel? Lame.

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    14. Re:Pentalobe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TheRaven64 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

    15. Re:Pentalobe... by Sitnalta · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to do THAT. The right-sized slot screwdriver will work just fine.

    16. Re:Pentalobe... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      ... an appropriately sized flat head screwdriver and some careful turning opens them just fine.

      Exactly. I regularly do that if I don't have a torx bit handy.
      The only people this is going to stop is people that have no business opening their iphones anyhow.

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    17. Re:Pentalobe... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, Apple is not really a computer company any more. It's an consumer electronics company. They sell to consumers, not geeks. (Geeks buy anyway, because the engineering is great, but again that's clearly the minority case.)

      Except that the engineering isn't great. Apple's engineering optimizes some factors (like weight and appearance) at the expense of other factors (like durability, serviceability, and expandability).

      Take the new MacBook Air 13. It's super-thin and super-light, which is cool from an engineering standpoint. But it also has an inadequate CPU cooling solution that's noisy and that causes the CPU to throttle under high sustained CPU/GPU load. There are PCs with the same problem, but they're almost universally seen as defective (for example, look at the complaints about throttling on the Dell E6400) whereas almost everyone just gives Apple a pass on this. Part of that is that Apple's throttling is more sophisticated (it throttles less because it's designed to compensate for inadequate cooling, whereas thermal monitor on a PC is mostly a "don't melt the CPU" last-resort feature) but it makes benchmarking very hard because you don't get consistent results from brief and sustained load.

      Or take MagSafe. It's cool that it can save your laptop from being yanked off the table, but the earlier MagSafe cords had inadequate stress relief and many eventually shorted out and melted. Then there's the fact that the adapter is $70 and you can only get it from Apple, whereas PC adapters are widely available online for $30 or less - and that's for the genuine product (buying no-name, non-UL crap power adapters is a bad idea).

      Or take the new SSD. Good luck finding a replacement for that if you want more disk space - at best you get a couple of manufacturers and high prices. My ThinkPad T400 takes regular 2.5" drives and you can swap them out in a couple of seconds.

      Spill Diet Coke on your MacBook? You're in for a long and costly repair. Spill Diet Coke on your ThinkPad? You'll likely only need to replace the keyboard, which costs under $50 and can be replaced in a couple of minutes.

      My ThinkPad T400 was cooler, quieter, more ergonomic, easier to service, easier to upgrade, more durable, and cheaper than the MacBook Pro that was available when I bought it. Those are engineering criteria that I care about. Size, weight, and looks are important, but to say that Apple's engineering is "great" tells only half the story. Apple is great at compromising everything in the name of a few factors - like size and appearance. Fortunately for Apple, those are the factors that sell machines to individuals. But if you want to keep your machine for years and if you care about it still being useful, you might want to look at something that's more durable, more serviceable, and more upgradeable.

      My T400 is a better machine than the MacBook Pro. Not just cheaper, but better engineered.

    18. Re:Pentalobe... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      So, it can't be that they're targeting their own service people with this change to solve the problem of stripped screw heads. It MUST be that they're trying to screw over DIY consumers?

      That makes no sense. A DIY consumer stayed home and replaced their battery. They didn't bring their phone to the Apple store and end up with new screws. This policy self selects against DIYers.

      Seems more likely to me that they are trying to avoid paying a royalty for the new angular torx that is designed for tiny screws, so they used this instead. There isn't a regular torx this small.

  4. Proprietary means by mkawick · · Score: 1, Troll

    - just another word for I want your money

    Apple has become an evil empire. I still hold out hope for Google.

    1. Re:Proprietary means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "proprietary" is all it takes to be evil (which seems dubious to me), then Apple has been the devil for twenty years. I don't understand the surprised tone.

    2. Re:Proprietary means by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      I still hold out hope for Google.

      LOLOLOL!

      (Sorry for using a URL shortener but Slashdot seems to have screwed up their crappy comment system and I can't f***ing paste. WHAT THE HELL.)

  5. Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're complaining about their choice of screws now?

    1. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by seeker_1us · · Score: 0

      No we are nitpicking about how they screw their customers.

      We're complaining about their choice of screws now?

    2. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those fucking stall door manufacturers with their stupid tamper proof screws. If I want to be able to take down a wall and occupy two stalls at the same time I should be able too. Their violating my freedom.

    3. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are always going to be people wiling to sink as low as Apple.
      I mean, really, the implication from your post, is that you figure it's OK for them to replace the industry standard Phillips screws (which virtually anyone with a multihead screwdriver can use) with a specialized, pentalobular screw? I've seen a few people bend over for Apple, but you're so far over, you can watch the action.
      IMO, Apple exoneration just reached a new low.

    4. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add this to the list of the ways that buying into the "Apple way" will iScrew you.
      One knat is not a problem, it is small and insignificant. A few knats are a slight bother but you can still go about your business with only a sight annoyance, a lot of little knats starts to be a real PITA and bothersome. Apple is adding more and more knats to the overall experience.

    5. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Apple is all about design. The pentalobular screws offer a much better look compared to some Phillips common screws.
      Also, the grip of the new screws is better - so if you manage to open your iPhone case, the risk of screw deterioration is lower.
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    6. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we are complaining about their choice of screw, because the ONLY REASON for this choice is to prevent the legal owner of the device from opening it. Apple once again shows a "screw the customer" attitude. More and more companies are selling device, but keeping control of them. Who should be the one to "authorize" the installation of a program or piece of hardware? The manufacturer? THE OWNER!

    7. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      And in other non-news, the majority of /. commenters hate Apple.

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    8. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      Except that's not true, so in reality you're complaining about nothing, right? I mean I'm a customer, I have no desire to open my iPhone, I had no expectation that I would be able to open my iPhone, and I know that if I really wanted to open it I would research and buy the CORRECT F'IN TOOL and I would not be inhibited in any way.

      No, their customers aren't screwed at all. It's just another thing for chronic Apple haters to whine about. Apparently they've run out of real things to complain about.

    9. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      If you owned the stalls and the bathroom, you have a point...

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    10. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      So YOU don't want to fix your phone. What does that have to do with people who are NOT YOU?

    11. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by socsoc · · Score: 1

      That last line that you pasted into your post, what's it have to do with the topic being discussed?

    12. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was in the UK for the first time last week. I noticed just about every public restroom I used (LHR airport, my office, random restaurants etc) had doors and walls that went almost to the floor. In the US, every public restroom has the walls and door at least a foot off the ground.

    13. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Apple fanboyism continues to fester like a boil. What part of "it is illegal to import these screwdrivers into the USA" did you not understand? If you don't have a problem with this then I guess you're just perfectly happy in Apple's little utopia of dancing idiots.

    14. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      About the grip?

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    15. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by socsoc · · Score: 1

      No, the g(char *rsig) { if (*rsig) g(rsig+1) ; printf("%c", *rsig); } bullshit. Don't act like it's a sig, you are purposefully doing that at the detriment of the community.

    16. Re:Apple bashing just reached a new low. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Don't act like it's a sig,

      At least you admit it's a sig!

      you are purposefully doing that

      Well, I didn't copy and paste the line, just wrote it on the fly because I'm a big C fan.
      I should come up with something else next time. Be ready!

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  6. Thieves by orzetto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple technicians have been ordered to replace the Phillip screws with Pentalobular screws in every device they service, according to Wiens. Apparently, you won't get your Phillip screws back.

    Isn't that called theft?

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    1. Re:Thieves by Temkin · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the exact same thing... My property... The only way they could pull this off legally is to hand me the old screws in a little plastic bag.

    2. Re:Thieves by jayme0227 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not if you agree to it in the service agreement they make you sign.

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    3. Re:Thieves by aliquis · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Isn't that called theft?

      Isn't everything from Apple?

      You pay for something they still considers theirs (and not yours)! :D

    4. Re:Thieves by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Sure, and when the repair is replacing a resistor or capacitor on the board they have to send you the old busted one back in a little plastic bag too.

    5. Re:Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. When you do something to a corporation, it is immoral and called theft. When a corporation does it to you, it is called good business.

    6. Re:Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple technicians have been ordered to replace the Phillip screws with Pentalobular screws in every device they service, according to Wiens. Apparently, you won't get your Phillip screws back.

      Isn't that called theft?

      No, it's called repairs. If you take your computer into Best Buy and give them permission to repair it, you give them permission to replace anything they want.

    7. Re:Thieves by bhcompy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Auto mechanics are required to offer you your old parts back after replacement in some parts of the country. They're your parts, you bought them.

    8. Re:Thieves by FelxH · · Score: 2

      I'm not defending apples decision here, but calling this theft is going a bit far. You hand in your broken device to have things replaced. With the same logic, would you call theft if you couldn't have your broken disk/screen/battery/whatever back after you handed in a device for repair?

    9. Re:Thieves by tirerim · · Score: 1

      You probably have to sign something that allows them to replace components in the course of the service, so no. Theft would be if they came to your house in the middle of the night and replaced the screws in your iPhone without handing it to them.

    10. Re:Thieves by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Technically it is, but you might find your local law enforcement surprisingly unwilling to send a patrol car to arrest Steve Jobs over a few screws worth about 4 pence.

    11. Re:Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's common to replace screws with new ones when servicing. BMW never reuses a bolt once it's been removed.

    12. Re:Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it theft if they steal your broken screen and replace it with a new one? Give me a fucking break, retard.

    13. Re:Thieves by shadowknot · · Score: 2

      Your comparison is inaccurate. The screws aren't broken, that is not what they have been commissioned to replace, they are replacing an internal part. It isn't a matter of expecting the broken parts to be returned, that's not what the warranty is for. If I get my tires changed as part of an included service when I buy a new car I don't expect them to replace all of my lug nuts with locking nuts to a standard not consistent with the product I own and keep the standard lug nuts for themselves. I think the major issue here is that Apple and many other companies have forgotten or are choosing to ignore the concept of private property ownership. If I want to open up my property and tinker with the insides whether I'm competent or not I have the right as the owner of that property.

    14. Re:Thieves by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      So when you take your car into any repair shop and they replace parts especially, screws or bolts, you'll scream theft as well? Maybe you didn't want for Apple to replace certain parts but calling it "theft" is a bit extreme especially when you sent the product in for servicing in the first place.

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    15. Re:Thieves by xero314 · · Score: 1

      The only way they could pull this off legally is to hand me the old screws in a little plastic bag.

      I don't think that would cut it legally either.

      To abuse the old car analogy. If you took your car into a mechanic for any reason, would it be legal for them to replace the locks on the car and return the car to you without providing you the new keys?

      This is theft pure and simple, but you would still have to take them to court, and sadly the cost to you would be far higher than buying the required tools.

    16. Re:Thieves by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Here are your iPhone parts, sir:

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    17. Re:Thieves by keytoe · · Score: 2

      Apple has two price tiers for repair parts - 'exchange' and 'stock'. A stock part is basically full retail. An exchange part is one where you give them the bad one, they give you a good one, and you get a significant price break - usually around 50%. It's your choice, but it's not really offered up directly to customers.

    18. Re:Thieves by tomz16 · · Score: 2

      Not if you agree to it in the service agreement they make you sign.

      Yes, but you can't just arbitrarily add things to an agreement for warranty service after the device has been sold. If that were true, you could sell a product with a warranty and then put all sorts of crazy things in the subsequent service agreement (e.g. a clause requiring payment for services/parts)

      The legal question now becomes whether Apple can refuse warranty service if you don't agree to this new portion of the service agreement.

      - The iDevice was initially marketed and sold as having a manufacturers warranty.
      - The terms of this warranty (at the time of sale) definitely did NOT include anything about Apple's right to lock you out of your own device with proprietary screws upon warranty service.

      Given that the workaround is a $2 screwdriver shipped from China and that the damages in dispute involve a $0.01 screw, it's really not worth anyone's time or money to figure this out...

    19. Re:Thieves by tomz16 · · Score: 1

      So when you take your car into any repair shop and they replace parts especially, screws or bolts, you'll scream theft as well? Maybe you didn't want for Apple to replace certain parts but calling it "theft" is a bit extreme especially when you sent the product in for servicing in the first place.

      Calling it theft is indeed extreme (and incorrect).... but your analogy is also very poor...

      "Replacement" involves taking a malfunctioning original part and replacing it with an equivalent (or better) part.

      Apple is taking perfectly functioning phillips screws and replacing them with proprietary screws with the sole purpose of keeping anyone else from servicing the device (i.e. they weren't replacing a faulty screw with new stock). It doesn't matter how effective this measure will actually be (i.e. there are undoubtedly hundreds of moulds being poured in China right now), but it's still a scummy thing to do.

      To fix your analogy, it would be the same as taking your car to the repair shop and finding that they have replaced bolts on your car (even good ones unrelated to the repair) with their own proprietary bolts... to which only that repair shop had the bits... Sure you could order the correct bit from china for a few dollars next month, and they haven't techincally "stolen" anything physical... but they have caused you inconvenience (in future repairs) and to an extent deprived you of the ability to repair the car yourself or choose an alternate repair facility.... that definitely opens them up to a civil suite.

    20. Re:Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Service agreements do not trump the law. If you take a device of yours in for repairs and the manufacturer makes unrelated changes - changes that are a disadvantage for you and that you would not agree to if you were informed of them at all -, then there is a good chance that in any sane jurisdiction, this will be considered unlawful in court, and a service agreement that stipulates that this is acceptable would be held null and void (or at least the relevant clauses).

      The doctrine of first sale may also apply; when you buy something, it's yours, not the manufacturer's anymore. Furthermore, warranty periods may be guaranteed by law (for example, there's a mandatory 2-year warranty on electronic devices in Germany), so the manufacturer would not be able to claim that you had to agree to a separate contract for the warranty repair, either.

    21. Re:Thieves by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      No "repair" involves taking a malfunctioning original part and replacing it with an equivalent (or better) part. Replacement is replacement. The difference is the reason. What is not clear is Apple's reason for replacing the screws. My best guess is that these screws are going into products that are still under warranty like the iPhone4 so that Apple can detect tampering. Any products that have been tampered do not get free warranty service.

      To fix your analogy, you can take your car into any shop however if you want warranty repairs, you have to take it to an authorized service center. If the dealership detects tampering, you'll be out of luck because the warranty clearly specifies that you take it to an authorized service center and you didn't.

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    22. Re:Thieves by tomz16 · · Score: 2

      No "repair" involves taking a malfunctioning original part and replacing it with an equivalent (or better) part. Replacement is replacement. The difference is the reason.

      I had to read that a few times... it made less sense every time I read it.

      What is not clear is Apple's reason for replacing the screws. My best guess is that these screws are going into products that are still under warranty like the iPhone4 so that Apple can detect tampering.

      The screws themselves are incapable of detecting tampering. Warranty/moisture stickers are much better suited for the purpose of denying warranty claims.

      These are ONLY there to push you towards apple service and dissuade you from opening the device yourself (regardless of warranty status).

      To fix your analogy, you can take your car into any shop however if you want warranty repairs, you have to take it to an authorized service center. If the dealership detects tampering, you'll be out of luck because the warranty clearly specifies that you take it to an authorized service center and you didn't

      That isn't how warranties work in the United States after 1975... The burden is on the manufacturer to prove that your "tampering" directly led to the failure of the component being warrantied. It is still "wise" to have the car serviced only at an authorized dealer with only OEM parts during warranty but by no means necessary to maintaining your warranty coverage.

      Furthermore, we aren't necessarily talking about in-warranty repairs here. It is obvious that during the 1-year warranty period repairs are best handled by apple (it's cheapest/safest). However once out of warranty the device may still need to be serviced (battery, broken screen, etc.). This is where Apple has raised the bar. They have taken your phone, which had perfectly functioning phillips screws, and intentionally replaced them with (inferior) proprietary screws in an (admittedly futile) attempt to lock you into their service center.

      It's still a completely dick move, and I can't imagine why you are defending them so vehemently.

    23. Re:Thieves by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Is it theft when they replace a damaged component, or upgrade something in the phone while they have it open? Or what if they accidentally use different screws than the ones that were in it? Get real.

    24. Re:Thieves by BrowserCapsGuy · · Score: 1

      If the disk/screen/battery/whatever was part of the original purchase, and if they won't give it back to me after I pay for a new one, then yes, I would technically consider it theft. In reality I probably wouldn't want it back, so it's not an issue.

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    25. Re:Thieves by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Generally they can only repair what you authorize them to. That's so you don't take in a computer where the CD tray won't come out and have to pay for a new motherboard (which is about what I would expect from Best Buy). Also, generally you can request the broken parts back - they are yours after all.

    26. Re:Thieves by carping+demon · · Score: 1

      Yes indeedy-do! If you don't get the old failed part back, how can you demonstrate that it's been replaced? Get your car fixed, and you can demand the old parts back, at least in California.

  7. In before... by discord5 · · Score: 1

    Of course, only Apple-authorized service technicians have Pentalobular screwdrivers and they're not allowed to resell them.

    In before someone simply makes one and sells it online.

    It's just a screw, not a miracle of modern engineering.

    1. Re:In before... by nicholas22 · · Score: 1

      The point is they are harder to use. Why should you buy more screws? You already paid for the one it had bolted on, right?

    2. Re:In before... by discord5 · · Score: 1

      The point is they are harder to use. Why should you buy more screws? You already paid for the one it had bolted on, right?

      Meh. There's plenty of consumer electronics that come with non-standard screws and we hardly ever hear about how this hampers do it yourself repairs. The reality is: they don't, they just make it a little more annoying. I'm not exactly shy on tools here, but I've encountered plenty of screws I don't have the right screwdriver for and it's never stopped me before.

      Yes, they do it to keep people out of their device and claim that you voided the warranty, but really now... When I open a consumer electronics device I'm clearly not expecting the manufacturer to give me any warranty anymore. Hell, if you break the seal on a device here the manufacturer is no longer required to give the legally guaranteed warranty. If there's something to be upset about it's that Apple skirts the warranty laws here quite a bit, without actually breaking them. That's personally kept me from buying any of the new fancy Apple products. If you're going to make consumer electronic devices, give a decent warranty period and not one that complies to your product lifecycle and charge a premium for your extended warranty.

  8. Come on - there will be solutions very soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't matter what the bit looks like - a screwdriver is just a piece of metal. And reverse-engineering the design couldn't be simpler. If there's any real demand for opening Apple cases (and there is), expect these screwdrivers to show up for sale very soon.

    Nintendo tried doing a similar thing with their NES and SNES game cases, but "gamebits" are not at all hard to find for anyone who wants them.

  9. speed bumps by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apple likes speed bump security. They did it on the music system. THey create technical obstacles to casual piracy but don't worry about locking it down. I noticed in my imac and powerbook computers the clever use of different screw types for regions that should be easy for a user to access and ones that it would likely not be neccessary for a user to access or might contain fragile parts. very smart.

    I've also admites the way apple, unlike Dell and others, minimizes the number of screw types in use so I usually only need 2 tools to get in. this nice detail has become more consistent with each generation of mac.

    SO now we have a 5 sided screw. So it discourages casual opening but prevents absolutely no one from getting inside if they want to.

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    1. Re:speed bumps by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      When did you last open a Dell?

      They are, admittedly, ugly fuckers; but every desktop of theirs that I've dealt with in the past 4 or 5 years has been held together with a mixture of screwless plastic pieces(they've standardized on green as a visual code for "this plastic piece is an FRU) and hex-head phillips screws that can be removed with either a phillips or hex tool. Usually all the same length, too.

      Laptops tend to have some variation in length, and don't feature the convenient dual hex/phillips; but you can take the entire laptop to bits with a single phillips screwdriver, and each screw hole is labelled with the length of the screw that goes into it(ugly, yes, convenient, also yes...)

      Toshiba, on the other hand...

    2. Re:speed bumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The more expensive Dells are trending that way as you say. Apple too uses clasps not screws on it's MacPros. However the clasps are made of metal.

      But try taking apart one of the cheaper dells. There's no consistency inside. it's just a collection of low bidder parts held together randomly. Since they don't even make these components it's not too surprising.

      And then there is the issue of the Dell hinged tower cases. Has any human on earth been able to close one of those on the first try without it binding up or failing to latch. You always see these rows of tower cases and a quarter of them are sitting ajar.

    3. Re:speed bumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did you last open a Dell?

      Does the time I used an axe count?

    4. Re:speed bumps by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I don't have much experience with Dell's cheap seats, only their corporate stuff, for which serviceability is clearly among the top priorities.

      It really uglies up the chassis exterior; but I've seen reasonably experienced techs working on modestly recent designs(say Optiplex 520s and later) remove and replace every FRU in the unit with one screwdriver in under ten minutes. I'm not in that kind of practice; but even someone who has never done it before can usually manage the same, without a service guide, in 45 or so.

      Some of the older designs are pure junk(SFF GX110 anybody? I've never seen the top cover of one of those go back on correctly within the first 3 tries); but the newer ones are all business.

    5. Re:speed bumps by PumpkinDog · · Score: 0

      Oooooh, i found it. had to search a bit closer to find the apple fanboy defending this (and calling it clever and smart). There's always at least one.

    6. Re:speed bumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lenovo: Everything is a Philips/slot hybrid that you can open with roughly everything. Screw holes are labelled with icons so you can see which screws fasten what. HD removal is one-screw.
      The last apple I dealt with, a macbook pro from a few years ago: To swap a HD, you needed to unscrew a bunch of phillips screws, pry the thing apart, then get the HD out (hex, different hex, and I believe there were even some torx for good measure). Great fun.

    7. Re:speed bumps by poity · · Score: 1

      but wouldn't it better serve consumers and Apple if they just put a cheap sticker on the fragile areas that said "Yo if you can't solder things back together, you don't wanna open this"

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    8. Re:speed bumps by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The last time I took apart a Dell laptop, I used a band saw.

      Very satisfying.

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    9. Re:speed bumps by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      but wouldn't it better serve consumers and Apple if they just put a cheap sticker on the fragile areas that said "Yo if you can't solder things back together, you don't wanna open this"

      Well in my experience the screw types are really helplful guides. When I'm trying to reach a certain part the first time it is usually not obvious what exactly I need to remove to get there. I don't think that stickers would really help me know which screws to undo first.

      You can think of cases where one or the other approach would be better. I'm just saying the screw Zen is useful.

      As for the iphone, well obviously they are not going to put a sticker on the outside. Or even on the inside.

      I'm also at a loss to understand why people who never buy apple products are worried about a choice of screw. The long term evolution of things is that as devices become commodities and appliances more and more sub components get glued shut. Do people complain that they use IC chips rather than individual transistors.

      Or that the video GPU and CPU are on the same chip in the new Tegra and AMD sets? You might laugh at that but back in the 80s people scoffed at apple and comodore for making non-replaceable built in video on the motherboard rather than having a user replacable daughter card. That was a completely serious objection at the time by the homebrew community even though 99.999% of users never replaced the video.

      really? screws. And the tool to open it exists? what's the argument?

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    10. Re:speed bumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best example of service-friendly design in computers that I can remember was the IBM Micro-Channel machines (mine had the just-released, mad-screaming 386.) You could strip one of those down to all replacement-order parts in seconds with no tools at all. Quite small and rugged for the time as well.

    11. Re:speed bumps by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I replaced the main motherboard on a 5 year old Dell D505 laptop using just a #00 Phillips screwdriver. Nothing else needed. How it could be more simple I'm not sure. Same thing when changing the RAM and SSD on a Dell Mini 10V - only the #00 Phillips screwdriver needed to basically disassemble the entire thing.

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  10. How convenient by ugen · · Score: 2

    How convenient that just by pure accident, the same site that posted the article has a screwdriver for sale that fits that darn impossible pentalobe screw :) Oh, what are the chances?

    1. Re:How convenient by splutty · · Score: 1

      It's called Google Ads. Present advertisement that fits the context of the page.

      So no. Not strange, but showing that google-ads really works :)

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    2. Re:How convenient by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      The real solution is to get rid of these pesky screws so you can use a normal Phillips screwdriver on them. ... So go ahead, set your iPhone free with our iPhone 4 Liberation Kit! Rid your phone of those terrible Pentalobe screws forever. The $9.95 kit includes a Pentalobe driver, 2 replacement PHILLIPS screws, and a regular #00 Phillips screwdriver.

      So Google Ads now rewrites the articles and offers products for sale inside the text of blog news postings? Wow, no wonder they're making money.

      GP is right: Apple may be trying to make a quick buck by locking you out of your hardware, but the "journalists" reporting on it are nothing but salesmen out to make a quick buck themselves.

    3. Re:How convenient by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 2

      Yeah.
      A website that offers how-tos and tools to fix your electronic devices has an article about opening a device and offers the necessary tools for the job.

      Inconceivable!

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  11. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Changing screws won't keep determined /. users out. Still I think it's a dumb idea and though my AAPL stock is up, I'm glad I bought an Android phone.

  12. Everyone Please Hold Hands by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    and step gently into the Pentalobular while muttering "Jobs is my God"

  13. Blacksmiths still exist by gurps_npc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. Blacksmiths still exist. As do metal workshops. I live in Manhattan and have made simple tools. It is not that hard to create your own screwdriver - even of odd shapes.

    2. Yes, special screwdrivers will stop the casual tinker, but not a business man, or any other determined person. This is why most normal businesses do not use weird screws as security. The idea just pisses off your customers WITHOUT in anyway affecting competitors.

    3. Apple has always been a control freak of a company. Luckily, their are other products out there that are cheaper, just as well built, that encourage more tinkering (aka android).

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    1. Re:Blacksmiths still exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Blacksmiths still exist. As do metal workshops. I live in Manhattan and have made simple tools. It is not that hard to create your own screwdriver - even of odd shapes.

      FYI you're looking for a machinist, not a blacksmith.

    2. Re:Blacksmiths still exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has always been a control freak of a company.

      That's not really true. The machine that first made Apple a success, the Apple II, was so open that it didn't even use screws to hold the cover on (there were two velcro-like pads at the back), and it even came with a printed out copy of the boot ROM.

      Apple's success today is built upon a foundation of freedom that has since been abandoned. Sort of like the United States.

    3. Re:Blacksmiths still exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cheaper, just as well built, that encourage more tinkering (aka android).

      Last time I looked, most android phones are:

        * about the same price as the iPhone (some more expensive, some less)
        * not anywhere near as well built as the iPhone. plastic is not as strong as metal, and scratches easier than glass
        * are even more draconian about what you can/can't do with the phone (third party software you can't uninstall, or software you're not allowed to install, or OS upgrades blocked, etc)

      There are android phones with one of those three, maybe there's even phones with two. But there's no android phone I've heard of with all three points.

    4. Re:Blacksmiths still exist by aviwollman · · Score: 1

      on my mac 512 the only way to get the extra long torex screw driver needed to open it, was by welding a longer handle on the one i found.

  14. While annoying... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

    When I google "torx 5 point" sans quotes i get a ton of results for suitable bits.

    Does Apple have some special version that are incompatible with these?

    One place where I'm happy about tamper proof screws is elevators... At least Kone seems to have their very own screw for this purpose.

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    1. Re:While annoying... by venicebeach · · Score: 5, Informative

      When I google "torx 5 point" sans quotes i get a ton of results for suitable bits. Does Apple have some special version that are incompatible with these?

      Yes. This is not a Torx 5-point. The points of the star have been rounded into "lobes". The "iPhone Liberation Kit" being sold by ifixit will open the screws but does not actually fit them precisely so it will ruin them on the way out. They are selling it so you can get the pentalobular screws out and replace them. I suspect the other $2.35 tool people are linking to is the same thing.

    2. Re:While annoying... by takev · · Score: 1

      Yes, these are not torx, nor are they secure torx.

    3. Re:While annoying... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      OK, that explains all the fuss...

      While I do understand security screws so that the average Joe won't try to repair stuff himself I find this attitude towards someone who bought the product quite offensive... Not very surprising though. :(

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  15. Make your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks as if all you need are five pieces of piano wire, or guitar string, suitably fastened together to approximate this; maybe with a smaller diameter wire in the center of the bunch. I think a suitably dimensioned tube over these would hold everything together, at least as much as you would need to torque a small screw.

    1. Re:Make your own by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      WTF kind of wussy "geek" are you? If you're going to do it, do it right:

      1. Take an impression from the actual screw in clay,
      2. Carve the rest of a standard hex tool bit out of the other end,
      3. Make a mold from suitable material
      4. Go to your back yard, charge and fire up your crucible furnace made from an piece of sewer pipe,
      5. Cast the bit in iron (make some extras for step 7, below)
      6. Blog about the process
      7. Sell the extras on ebay to less competent people
      8. Profit! (no underpants and no step ??? required, although suitable safety gear strongly reccommended for step #5)

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  16. just drive down to Harbor Freight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Security bit tool set, $3 for the small one, $7 for the large one.

    Problem solved.

    1. Re:just drive down to Harbor Freight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This screw is new, so it's not in the set.

      Wait a month or two and it will be.

  17. Funny by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The funny part is that if you read TFA, you'll notice that for $10, they offer to sell you a screwdriver to "fix" this problem.

    So go ahead, set your iPhone free with our iPhone 4 Liberation Kit! Rid your phone of those terrible Pentalobe screws forever. The $9.95 kit includes a Pentalobe driver, 2 replacement PHILLIPS screws, and a regular #00 Phillips screwdriver.

    I suppose they weren't selling all that many of these so they decided to go ahead and do some mud-raking to generate sales. You can even get one of these screwdrivers for less if you shop around. How about iFixit's diabolical plan to screw you out of a few dollars on tools?

    1. Re:Funny by kramerd · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Funny by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 2

      Yes, they're caching in, and eff them. But why in the world is apple doing it in the first place? Just another dick-move brought to you by the company that currently hold 48 patents relating to "dick-moves".

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    3. Re:Funny by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      My best guess is that most of these products like the iPhone 4 are under warranty and they want to know if people tamper with them between servicing. If they replaced the screws on all products not just the warranty ones, then I'd be more pissed about. But I don't have information on which products these new screws are going into

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  18. Control freaks by hduff · · Score: 2
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    1. Re:Control freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing! The company that blogged about Apple "screwing" customers is the same company that sells the new screw driver that all those customers need!

  19. Same as Nintendo by HelioWalton · · Score: 1

    Ehhh.. Nintendo has had funny screws on their systems for a while. I think everything past the NES and the GB have had funny screws (IE. Triwing screws, or ones requiring security bits). Luckily, screwdrivers or bits for swappable screwdrivers are very cheap (less than $3), and as others have noted above, so are these ones. Whatever. It prevents the morons who just open things because they can from opening them. It's not hard or expensive to get in to the device, you just have to actually WANT to get in, by paying a few bucks.

    1. Re:Same as Nintendo by Amarantine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i remember buying a light kit for the GBA screen (which came without any lighting whatsoever), and i believe it came with a special screwdriver to open the GBA. Some weird triangular thingy, if memory serves me well.

    2. Re:Same as Nintendo by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      I was putting my SD card in my Wii without looking and accidentally fed it into the CD slot. Had to buy said special screwdriver to disassemble the thing to get it out.

    3. Re:Same as Nintendo by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Wii uses tri-phillips screws. It too all of probably a day before some Chinese factory started cranking them out by the hundreds. You can usually get them free with your ModChip.

      Torx screws used to be 'weird'. Now you can find a driver at any Walmart. Heck you can buy a "security kit" with the security torx screw bits now.

  20. Not a particularly effective road block by joe_cot · · Score: 2, Informative

    A quick Google found a cheap and easy kit for removing and replacing these screws. You can probably get the screwdriver alone for less.

    My guess is that the point, like most roadblocks on customers, is to discourage casual hobbyists from messing with their devices. Everyone else can get around it pretty easily.

    1. Re:Not a particularly effective road block by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      A kit provided by the very company raising this hue and cry. That's not suspicious.

    2. Re:Not a particularly effective road block by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The link in the article was to iFixit also. /. is practically doing the shopping for you. Don't be afraid to click the links.

    3. Re:Not a particularly effective road block by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Maybe you fell for ifixit's trap instead... that $9.99 isn't so cheap, you can get the screwdriver for less (~2) at other places. I notice ifixit's founder's comment about Apple making users blood boil in the article as well, just to have a handy solution available...

      In the 1.5 years I owned it, I haven't had a single urge to open up my 3GS. Maybe if the battery becomes crap... although I'm as likely to upgrade it and forget it. And notebooks I generally only open to add RAM and swap the drive out to replace with SSD. I'm sure this kit sold a lot more now thanks to this article than people would really have had use for it... just so they can unscrew their iPhone and put philip head screws in it instead in the off-chance they may ever want to open it up when their newly acquired pentabulor screwdriver is out of reach?

    4. Re:Not a particularly effective road block by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Which, by an amazing coincidence, is sold by the company that the man creating all this fuss happens to run.

      Strange, isn't it?

    5. Re:Not a particularly effective road block by jkerman · · Score: 1

      a quick look IN THE LINKED ARTICLE would have shown the same result. but nice googlin there

    6. Re:Not a particularly effective road block by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick Google found a cheap and easy kit for removing and replacing these screws. You can probably get the screwdriver alone for less.

      My guess is that the point, like most roadblocks on customers, is to discourage casual hobbyists from messing with their devices. Everyone else can get around it pretty easily.

      One of the rare cases where it isn't good to have adblock. If you hadn't used adblock (or the ad hasn't been in your regional filter) you could have avoid the googling. The second article is from the guys you linked to for the kit and the kit is on that page. Or maybe you have your own adfilter in your brain.

  21. Don't buy Apple? by nikomen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just another reason to buy an Android phone and not an iPhone. Maybe I'll buy a PC laptop instead of that MacBook Pro I was thinking of buying in case they decide to pull crap like this on their other lines of products.

    1. Re:Don't buy Apple? by codepunk · · Score: 2

      Yes by all means, if I where you I would run out and buy a motorola based droid.

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    2. Re:Don't buy Apple? by glitch0 · · Score: 2

      They already do this on their new laptops. Just buy the damn screw driver for $3.00 and stop worrying about it. It's for the best anyway, we don't need kids opening up their macbooks and breaking shit. If you know how to fix it, you can obtain the screw driver.

      http://www.sw-box.com/Professional-Screw-Driver-Opening-Tool-For-Iphone-4.html

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    3. Re:Don't buy Apple? by NixieBunny · · Score: 1

      Motorola used to be just as bad with their early cellphones' screws. I encountered one (the famous big "brick") whose Torx screws were left-hand threaded! They also used house numbers on the parts so you couldn't find replacements easily.

      Are they more open now?

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    4. Re:Don't buy Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because ALL androids use proper screws. Your logic is amusing. +5 Insightful??

    5. Re:Don't buy Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, go ahead and buy your Android phone, and enjoy your carrier-preinstalled non-removable apps, your Motorola e-fuse locking you out of rooting your device, and so on. That's real freedom isn't it?

      Phone manufacturers stay phone manufacturers, and carriers stay carriers. They're still just after your money, whatever device you buy. Android or another, it's all the same.*

      (* some credit due to Google for selling the Nexus without crapware)

  22. Eh? by ledow · · Score: 1

    Weird. I've had a bit for that in my screwdriver for years. And anyone who *wanted* to open that screw could easily do so - you just need to attach to it in a way strong enough to withstand the torque needed. Any one of those magic "stripped-screwhead removal" tools would do it just by drilling a new top to it, and there are tools that will do it without damaging the screw. Then replace with Philips if you really wanted to.

    If you work in console repair, or any sort of electronics repair, you've been able to open these for years.

  23. It's official: Apple literally screwing us! by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Further proof that Apple is evil.
    Actually, it's just a pentalobular screw. Many tool vendors already have these You just have to look a bit. If you have some patience, you can make one yourself.

  24. Re:You know by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Microsoft did this, somehow the screws would allow hackers to remotely take over your system. Five years from now a patch would be applied in the form of masking tape over the screw heads.

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  25. What did you people expect? by bmajik · · Score: 2

    Apple has perfected the "closed world" model of computing.

    IME, and I'd be happy to be wrong, the only modern phone that isn't 100% vendor/carrier lockin bullshit is the Nexus, and only if you bought it right from Google.

    If putting my app on MY device is harder than copying a .jar file over USB, it's not my device, it's bullshit.

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    1. Re:What did you people expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are dozens of Android phones where it's that simple. You just have to tick a box to enable installing APKs. I don't know of any where that basic functionality is disabled.

    2. Re:What did you people expect? by Pebby · · Score: 1

      Nexus doesn't even come close. How about the Nokia N900. It's pretty much Debian Linux running on an ARM processor. I can open xterm and type 'su' and do whatever I want. There's always a mention of it in any of these phone threads, but it never seems to get headlines on Slashdot for some reason.

    3. Re:What did you people expect? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Your post indicates what I think is a huge problem that a lot of /.'ers have. A computer is a computer, and a phone is a phone. Your statement first speaks of the ""closed world" model of computing"", then segues to phones. Phones are for use by everyone, and frankly, they shouldn't be some sort of device you open up and mess with.

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    4. Re:What did you people expect? by bmajik · · Score: 1

      What?

      1) Why aren't computers for use by everyone?

      2) Why shouldn't the owner of a computer OR a phone open it up and mess with it if they'd prefer to?

      3) The distinction between "computer" and "phone" is rapidly vanishing. The hardware of todays' phones shames the hardware of yesterday's computers. The software is converging as well.

      One would hope that the openness and large ecosystem of the PC would influence the phone. Sadly, it seems that the closedness and nickle-and-dime-them habits of the phone world will come to the PC instead.

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    5. Re:What did you people expect? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Computers are for everyone. I have many, my family has lots of them. I don't think I ever wrote that they weren't.

      Your second question is a lot more interesting. I certainly like to open everything up. sounds like you do too. But the average user probably doesn't want that. They want their appliance to work. And I think that is where the disconnect happens

      Telephones were appliances. Now some folks want to turn them into tiny little computers, and worse, they want to actually get into them and have them be a computer. I don't want that. I want the phone to work when i pick it up, and every time. That is not a computer-like function.

      As for the openness of the PC I consider that to be like the Serengeti. Looks kind of cool, but there are plenty of nasties who want to mess with you. That is exactly what I don't want for my phone, or refrigerator or home heating system or washer and dryer. I just want them to work.

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  26. Sue Them by mlwmohawk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Take a picture of your laptop or device, carefully documenting the screws.
    Take it in for service
    Tell them not to change the screws
    If they change the screws, ask them to put the old ones back.
    Document change in screws
    Take it to your states AG, and start a criminal investigation.

      ITS YOUR COMPUTER, if they change it against your will, we have laws to protect you. It is illegal for them to do this without your permission.

    1. Re:Sue Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a picture of your laptop or device, carefully documenting the screws.
      Take it in for service
      Tell them not to change the screws
      If they change the screws, ask them to put the old ones back.
      Document change in screws
      Take it to your states AG, and start a criminal investigation.

        ITS YOUR COMPUTER, if they change it against your will, we have laws to protect you. It is illegal for them to do this without your permission.

      When you take something in for repair, they'll make you sign a waiver that authorizes them to do whatever they feel is necessary to repair it. That includes replacing any parts they feel like with whatever similar parts they feel like.

      That's a standard contract, whether you go to Apple or Worst Buy or the local independent computer shop. Worst Buy doesn't want to be sued if your broken Western Digital HD gets swapped out for a Seagate or vice versa.

      But if you're a do-it-yourself kinda guy, you won't be taking it in to a shop for repair, anyway. Why do you care what parts they use?

    2. Re:Sue Them by jimicus · · Score: 1

      ITS YOUR COMPUTER, if they change it against your will, we have laws to protect you. It is illegal for them to do this without your permission.

      They're not doing it without your permission.

      If you've ever taken something into Apple for repair, you'll know they have you sign a document (which, among other things, states "I have backed this system up so it's my problem if I get it back wiped"). Apple will simply add a line to it saying they reserve the right to replace screws to bring your equipment in line with "current specifications" if they haven't already, and that you agree to this.

    3. Re:Sue Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the device is under warranty, they have an obligation to fix it without any hoops (like having to sign a waiver). That contract (if it exists) must therefore be spelled out before purchase time.

      Your last paragraph is laughable. DIY is not a boolean but a scale. Some people can fix some problems but not all problems. They would like to go to Apple for some problems, and still be able to fix some other problems themselves afterwards.

    4. Re:Sue Them by alta · · Score: 1

      When you take in any device for service, you have to sign an agreement. The agreement most importantly says that you will pay to get your device back, or you won't get it. It also says things like "we're not reponsible for any lost data" and "we'll call the cops if we find child porn"

      I'm willing to bet it says "We're going to replace any non-factory screws with OEM models" or some other equivalent CYA type statement.

      ITS YOUR COMPUTER, and I bet you agreed to this when you signed the form and left the computer with them.

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    5. Re:Sue Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol! you know, most people just say IANAL. "criminal investigation" indeed haha

    6. Re:Sue Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the device is under warranty, they have an obligation to fix it without any hoops (like having to sign a waiver). That contract (if it exists) must therefore be spelled out before purchase time.

      Surprise, surprise, Apple's iPhone warranty (and, I'm sure, every other company's warranty for every other product under the sun) does spell that out:
      http://images.apple.com/legal/warranty/docs/iPhone_4_warranty.pdf

      ...at its option and to the extent permitted by law, Apple will either (1) repair the hardware defect at no charge, using new parts or refurbished parts that are equivalent to new in performance and reliability, (2) exchange the product with a product that is new or refurbished that is equivalent to new in performance and reliability and is at least functionally equivalent to the original product, or (3) refund the purchase price of the product.

      Upon receipt of the replacement product or part, the original product or part becomes the property of Apple

    7. Re:Sue Them by MooseTick · · Score: 2

      "Take it to your states AG, and start a criminal investigation"

      Do you really believe a state AG or anyone will really care that an Apple store replaced a couple of tiny screws with slightly different tiny screws? All that costing you possibly less than $10 in damages if you could even call that damages?

      With that logic they could find your wallet, take a $10 out, put in a different $10, and be guilty of stealing your original $10.

    8. Re:Sue Them by westlake · · Score: 1

      Take it in for service
      Tell them not to change the screws.

      And if the Apple store refuses to alter their standard service contract or warranty to accomodate the geek with a few loose screws of his own, what then?

      ITS YOUR COMPUTER

      But it is Apple's repair shop.

      You are not going to get far with the AG if your iDevice is brought up to current factory specs.
         

    9. Re:Sue Them by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Take a picture of your laptop or device, carefully documenting the screws. Take it in for service Tell them not to change the screws If they change the screws, ask them to put the old ones back. Document change in screws Take it to your states AG, and start a criminal investigation.

      ITS YOUR COMPUTER, if they change it against your will, we have laws to protect you. It is illegal for them to do this without your permission.

      SCENE: Office of local Attorney General

      CAST: mlwmoohawk, Secretary

      DIALOG:

      mlwmoohawk: (Shaking, agitated) "They took my Phillips head screws out of my iPhone and replaced them with pentalobular torx!"
      Secretary: "What?"
      mlwmoohawk: (Shaking, agitated) "I demand an investigation! I want legal redress!"
      Secretary: "What?"
      mlwmoohawk: (Hands Secretary grossly normal appearing iPhone) Here! Look!
      Secretary: (Studies grossly normal appearing iPhone, turns it on successfully, plays 'Angry Birds") "Seems to work OK ..."
      mlwmoohawk: (Shaking, agitated) "You don't understand! The screws! They've been changed! It's different!"

      Secretary: (Edges away from mlwmoohawk, picks up phone to call security)

      I think MTV could start a series....

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    10. Re:Sue Them by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      "Take it to your states AG, and start a criminal investigation"

      Do you really believe a state AG or anyone will really care that an Apple store replaced a couple of tiny screws with slightly different tiny screws? All that costing you possibly less than $10 in damages if you could even call that damages?

      With that logic they could find your wallet, take a $10 out, put in a different $10, and be guilty of stealing your original $10.

      It isn't about $1.00 worth of screws and we all know it. It is about the right to access your own property. If Apple alters your property to disallow you access after the fact, that is a criminal act which is actionable.

      Even if you sign a service contract, any section that supposedly allows this is probably something the courts would ignore. It would depend largely on the venue and the wording, but my bet is that any such clause would be outside of the scope of a "service agreement," and thus potentially fraudulent. For instance if they say it was necessary for repair, that is fraud.

    11. Re:Sue Them by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      And if the Apple store refuses to alter their standard service contract or warranty to accomodate the geek with a few loose screws of his own, what then?

      Sue them for breach of contract, specifically the warranty.

      But it is Apple's repair shop.

      But they have a contractual obligation to perform service.

      You are not going to get far with the AG if your iDevice is brought up to current factory specs.

      Not true, informed consent is a powerful thing. A lack of "informed consent" to an action against you or your property is actionable. If they alter your property in a way that you do not authorize, with "informed consent," then they are in trouble.

      I doubt they have a clause that says: "we reserve the right to replace standard screws in your device in order to prevent you from servicing your own property." Without which, they won't be protected.

    12. Re:Sue Them by tomz16 · · Score: 1

      Your definition of equivalence differs from mine then...

      The new screws are not equivalent to the old screws. The abundance of mass-manufactured philips/torx screws/tools, the lack of tangible benefit for the customer, and the scarcity of drivers for these new screws makes them grossly inferior.

      Additionally, our legal system does recognize intent as an element of finding fact. There is no sound technical reason why Apple replaced perfectly functional philips screws with these new screws during warranty repair. Their only motivation was to lock you out of your own device.

    13. Re:Sue Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not familiar with the service agreements (if any) you have to sign when you take a device to Apple for service. But putting a clause in there that allows them to switch out anything they want would be an easy way to make it so you have no legal claim against them.

    14. Re:Sue Them by arikol · · Score: 1

      equivalent |ikwivlnt|
      adjective
      equal in value, amount, function, meaning, etc. : one unit is equivalent to one glass of wine. See note at same .
        [ predic. ] ( equivalent to) having the same or a similar effect as.

      The function which the screwed FASTENERS are for is.... wait for it.... FASTENING the device together.

      Their function is not "to allow hobbyists or owners to disassemble the device". That's just not part of the purpose of the fasteners.
      I don't particularly want these pentalobed screws on my own devices (at least not until I have a driver for them) but bitching about functional equivalence while neither understanding the word equivalence NOR understanding which function it is that should be matched is just called whining.

    15. Re:Sue Them by tomz16 · · Score: 1

      The function which the screwed FASTENERS are for is.... wait for it.... FASTENING the device together.

      Their function is not "to allow hobbyists or owners to disassemble the device". That's just not part of the purpose of the fasteners.

      The gymnastics people go through to defend Apple never ceases to amaze me. I'll play along...

      The utility of a fastener is derived from fastening. A necessary operation on a fastener before it is useful is therefore... wait for it... the ability to fucking fasten it.

      A torx/phillips/hex, etc. screw is compatible with billions of existing tools on the planet. The proprietary apple ones are not (purely by intentional design). They are therefore an inferior substitute with an unbelievably transparent purpose and not "equivalent" in function in any sense of the word.

      To summarize :

      A torx/philips screws' primary function is to fasten.

      The primary function of the new Apple Pentolobular is to screw you! (out of the $2 it will cost to get your lead-based imitation Pentalobular screwdriver kit shipped from China)

    16. Re:Sue Them by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Just be sure that you don't sign a release that allows them to do something like this.

    17. Re:Sue Them by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I'm terribly sorry that you are from Massachusetts, but do you realize that I was poking fun at you?

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    18. Re:Sue Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your State Attorney General has nothing more important to prosecute than a case about a few 25 cent screws who got changed when you got your laptop repaired? Damn, on what planet do you live?

      Either you live in a paradise state with no criminality, your AG is retarded, or you're in fantasy land.

      Get real. Complaining to the technician, or telling him to not change the screws won't change anything: he's just an employee, he does what he's told by management. Plus, this is already covered in the warranty that came with your computer, and in the service agreement when you take it in.

  27. Re:You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1999 just called. They want to borrow your tired argument because their copy just died.

  28. Yes, but.. by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    While its true you can buy screwdrivers to open them...

    Why aren't they using Philips? What's the point? Why are they REPLACING the Philips?

    Its clear that its an attempt to have less people open them. Its just like DRM. You just piss off some consumers, even though in the end you have no real effect.

    1. Re:Yes, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that Philips is charging license fees for those screws making it very expensive for small businesses to use them. So apple will embrace a new open standard to free every screw. People will gladly adopt the new screws, don't need to ask. Somehow google doesn't like the move. Expect an announcement soon.

  29. Pics or it didn't happen by karnal · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Pics or it didn't happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But are there pics from a source more reliable than the Mail?

    2. Re:Pics or it didn't happen by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Has anybody tried fitting an exhaustive catalog of five-sided torx bits into it? I would be surprised if one of them couldn't be wedged into that screw.

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  30. There I said it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Torx style bits rick the socks off phillips or flat. Why old style bits, bolts, and screws are still manufactured and sold is beyond me.

  31. Apple Reality Check by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    Apple is a publicly traded company and as such here's what's important to them.....

    Making money for their stockholders.

    That means using sweatshops make their products and doing things like heading down the dangerous path of closing off the Darwin source for development so that OSS geeks can't find a way to make OS X work on commodity boxes.

    It also means doing the little things like changing the little screws so that they can continue to hold proprietary sway over their products for maximum revenue. Of course when Microsoft does anything proprietary, people scream about it.

    The difference between the two is roughly this.....
    Getting your money taken from you by a crack addict with a lead pipe in Atlantic City = Microsoft
    Getting your money taken from you by a smooth hooker in Las Vegas = Apple


    Apple is going to do what is best in their corporate interest.
    Surprised? Don't be. It's business

    1. Re:Apple Reality Check by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Annoying your users and generating bad press is not a good long term business strategy. It does seem to be getting to be a popular one in areas that lack enough competition.

  32. Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This screw design was patented in - 1974. Yeah keep that conspiracy going, boys.

    I don't know what the screw design patent has to do with it, it's more the fact that the average household does not have a pentalobular screwdriver. I'm reminded of Tim Wu's proposition that there were two Apples: Steve Wozniak's and Steve Jobs'.

    There is no conspiracy, it's just another omen that we have moved so far away from Wozniak's Apple that we are seeing this in Jobs' Apple. There's no question who's been making the most money but the days of Apple encouraging the user and hobbyist to open up their products and tinker and learn are over. Wozniak's Apple is dead. This is no conspiracy. This is simply fact; the final screw in the hobbyist's ass is yet more unneeded evidence indicating this.

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    1. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by jabuzz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The date of the patent is critical. Just imagine that there was a new screw head that was patented in say 2005, and Apple held that patent. They could then stop anyone else manufacturing and selling suitable screwdrivers them to the public.

      As it is, a quick Google will lead you to someone selling a suitable screwdriver as the patent has long since expired.

    2. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by danielsfca2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the average household does not have a pentalobular screwdriver... the days of Apple encouraging the user and hobbyist to open up their products and tinker and learn are over. Wozniak's Apple is dead. This is no conspiracy. This is simply fact; the final screw in the hobbyist's ass is yet more unneeded evidence indicating this.

      The average household? Seriously? The average household has never stocked ANY tiny screwdrivers, be they Phillips like the old screws, Torx, or this "new" one. The average household has a #2 Phillips, an old fashioned slotted screwdriver for stupid things like switchplates that still use them, and a hammer. Probably a few leftover allen wrenches from Ikea. Anything more exotic than that pretty much requires a trip to Radio Shack, or a $5 order from some website. Therefore, almost nothing has changed. In fact, I got a nice little screwdriver for FREE with the kit the times I changed batteries and screens and things. The average household doesn't disassemble electronics, not least because they would rather not void their warranty.

      Quit being so dramatic. "Wozniak's Apple," as you put it, existed in a world where computers cost a lot of money, were only purchased by skilled electronics experts or those planning to become experts, and needed to be modified to do pretty much anything. That world has been gone for more than 20 years. Today, computers (and tiny computers called "smartphones") are a mature technology, of which the target market is 99.9% made up of NON-experts, who don't take things apart and don't want to. The fact that it's been this long and you still expect there to be some kind of huge "enthusiast" contingent who are soldering things onto the boards of their Apple IIs, just ends up sounding naive.

      The market has gone towards simple, integrated, and (especially in portable devices like laptops and cell phones)--SMALL. You can't have those things and still be "tinker-friendly." Will a few people still take these devices apart to tinker and to perform some repairs (like the battery) more cheaply? You bet. I do it too.

      I think if Apple were trying to screw those people, they would seal the iPhone completely so that you had to break plastic to open it, and, coat the board in epoxy like they do with some consoles.

    3. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The average household doesn't have a Nintendo gamebit either. Hasn't stopped anyone from repairing their own SNES. I have no doubt that pentalobular screwdrivers will soon be as easily available as gamebits.

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    4. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      This.

      Dipping componentry in resin has always been an excellent counterpart to eggshells or glass: Tamper-evident, cheap/easy/trivial to manufacture, damn hard to nondestructively breach and reassemble.

    5. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average household? Seriously? The average household has never stocked ANY tiny screwdrivers, be they Phillips like the old screws, Torx, or this "new" one.

      Plenty of people have a teeny tiny slotted screwdriver that comes with repair kit for glasses. You can buy them at most drug stores.

    6. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Beer+Drunk · · Score: 1

      Use your sonic screwdriver of course. What kind of nerds are you??

    7. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      There is no conspiracy, it's just another omen that we have moved so far away from Wozniak's Apple that we are seeing this in Jobs' Apple. There's no question who's been making the most money but the days of Apple encouraging the user and hobbyist to open up their products and tinker and learn are over. Wozniak's Apple is dead. This is no conspiracy. This is simply fact; the final screw in the hobbyist's ass is yet more unneeded evidence indicating this.

      Oh stop. You're sounding emo.

      Comparing construction methods of hobbyist computers during the dawn of personal computer age with 21st Century consumer electronics packing is really unfair. The early machines were meant to be built by the end user. Can you just imagine the look on L-user jr's face when they open up their iPhone box and find a ziplock bag of microscopic parts and an barely readable instructional pamphlet? What fun! (Actually, I'd love to see this, but I digress).

      The iPhone and virtually every other bit of consumer electronics is not meant to be 'user repaired' for typical values of 'user'. If you're into this sort of thing you simply rejoice in the um, need to get another tool.

      This is a feature, not a bug.

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    8. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today, computers (and tiny computers called "smartphones") are a mature technology, of which the target market is 99.9% made up of NON-experts, who don't take things apart and don't want to.
       
      Then why are they changing the screws? They really have an axe to grind against that 0.1%?

    9. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if Apple were trying to screw those people, ...

      If apple were trying to screw those people they would use much bigger pentalobular screwdrivers.

    10. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, integrated, small and DISPOSABLE. These things are meant to be thrown away and replaced/upgraded when they break, not fixed.

    11. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      At the sizes that they're pumping out those screws, they may be finding out that repair techs are stripping those screws. Pentalobular screws may be more strip resistant.

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    12. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      wrong.

      Refurbishable.

      When my original iPhone 2G started to have a smattering of dead pixels, they put in a new screen. Same phone, new screen.

      if the PCB goes though, that's a different story. it's not that they're meant to be disposable, it's that troubleshooting and repairing boards that complex is a giant mess and probably not worth the cost.

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    13. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      They could then stop anyone else manufacturing and selling suitable screwdrivers them to the public.

      Hmmm... that's a somewhat interesting question. Can they do so? Wouldn't they have to patent the screwdriver too?

    14. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > The average household has a #2 Phillips, an old fashioned slotted screwdriver for stupid things like switchplates
      > that still use them, and a hammer

      Actually, I find the slotted driver to be MORE useful than the Philips. Not so much for driving screws, but as a general purpose small pry bar and/or small chisel. Great for jamming into the seal of a jar lid that is too strong to be done with a butter knife.

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    15. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I must be a fucking weird household then. I just checked and I have two screwdrivers designed for that head, and another 18 that would work with it if too much torque wasn't needed.

      I'm not even a hardware nut, I pay other people to put my PCs together for me (£40 build cost on a £2k computer is worth far more than the hassle and need to test individual components).

    16. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Hex or square driver ARE much more resistant to stripping, and are quite common in just about any size you can find... Would have been a lot simpler to move to a hex drive. Of course, that would also have been a much more common solution, too.

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    17. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Urza9814 · · Score: 2

      Yea, unless anyone in that house wears glasses, for example. Eyeglass repair kits generally come with those tiny phillips screwdrivers. Or if anyone has ever bought one of those $10 toolboxes - I got one on clearance at Radioshack - hammer, knife, pliers, tape measure, screwdriver and bits, wrenches, and - yup, those tiny phillips and flat screwdrivers. Or if they've ever needed to change a watch battery....etc.

      Any household that has more than a hammer will probably have a phillips screwdriver capable of opening an iPhone. Many will probably have tiny torx screwdrivers too, and allen wrenches - those are so common in toolboxes these days, it's hard to find one without them. But pentalobular?

    18. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by noidentity · · Score: 1

      This is simply fact; the final screw in the hobbyist's ass is yet more unneeded evidence indicating this.

      You passed up a perfect opportunity to say this: the final pentalobular screw in the coffin.

    19. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find the slotted driver to be MORE useful than the Philips. Not so much for driving screws, but as a general purpose small pry bar and/or small chisel. Great for jamming into the seal of a jar lid that is too strong to be done with a butter knife.

      It saddens me to see such blatant tool abuse freely admitted on /. ! You sir, are worse than Hitler! You make baby Eli Whitney cry.

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    20. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average household has never stocked ANY tiny screwdrivers

      Unlikely. Eyeglass repair kits. 75% of people need vision correction and the majority wear glasses (includes only wearing glasses and people who sometimes use glasses and sometimes contacts).

    21. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But that prevents you from going to the Apple Store and overpaying to have a battery replaced. If Apple cared about you they'd let you replace the battery without even using a screwdriver. Sure it might be a bit larger, but who cares. Are people so obsessed with "mine is smaller than yours"?

    22. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This sounds like rationalizing a bad thing. They're there for only one reason, and one reason only. To make sure you spend money at an Apple Store.

    23. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      then why not a completely custom head?

      It's not like this type of screw bit is any new. It's just not the same as everyone else. Nintendo uses those stupid fucking triwing bits that I rarely see anywhere but other Nintendo products.

      (and the Neo Geo Pocket Color. But that's such a niche item, it's not even worth mentioning.)

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    24. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      So you don't disagree with the factual validity of anything he said, you just used all that text to call him a dreamer who doesn't operate in the real world?

    25. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      hex and square aren't tamper resistant. Yes, it's designed to keep people out, but, if they were really out to keep people completely out and completely removed from the device they wouldn't use screws, they'd use rivets or welding solder.

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    26. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      For one thing, the idea that The average household has never stocked ANY tiny screwdrivers is crap. Anyone who owns a pair of eyeglasses knows it.

      Second...

      The market has gone towards simple, integrated, and (especially in portable devices like laptops and cell phones)--SMALL. You can't have those things and still be "tinker-friendly."

      What the hell does that even mean? My mp3 player case has four Phillips screws on it. Oh hey, back at the point, until just now so did an iPhone. Which is kind of the point of what we're talking about. My laptop (and pretty much everybody else's) uses a combination of Phillips screws and (goddamn stupid gimmicky) little plastic tabs. They are integrated. They are simple. They are small. I can easily - and have often - taken them apart. My cheap-ass freebie cell phone can be popped apart with a butter knife. What, just because something's little means you can't take it apart? What a bunch of bullshit.

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    27. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by onefineline · · Score: 1

      What a ridiculous argument. The "average household" philips head screwdriver is probably too big to use on an iPhone anyway! You would still need to buy another screwdriver.

    28. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      > just because something's little means you can't take it apart? What a bunch of bullshit.

      And yet, the OP that I replied to claimed that having a screw that isn't a typical shape means you can't take it apart. Even though anyone can buy a proper screwdriver for it for under $5 online.

      From what I can tell, OP thinks he is ENTITLED to Apple using only screws for which he already owns the screwdrivers. If Apple does not comply, they're big meanies who are betraying Steve Wozniak.

      For the record, MY point wasn't that you can't take it apart, my point was that he shouldn't be comparing modern tech to the Apple I and Apple II computers that Wozniak built. Just because you can take something apart doesn't mean that anyone but a brilliant engineer can perform any useful "creative mods" on it the way people did in 1978. This is what I meant by tinker-friendly. Tinker-friendly devices are pretty rare these days because there's no significant market for that. Of course, "many" people (maybe 0.05% of the population at large) are qualified to replace batteries and other parts, and I predict that these people are capable of shutting up and buying a damn screwdriver. It would be far from the first time they've bought a specialized tool for working on a tiny electronics device. Most Apple hardware geeks already have spudgers, various small screwdrivers, etc. Usually these things come for free in little kits. Someone else pointed out that Nintendo is no different in using a 3-sided screw.

      As a side note, Phillips screws are shitty thanks to their intentionally-designed propensity to "cam out." Go look up the difference between PoziDriv and Phillips. Personally, I'd rather buy a $5 screwdriver than deal with the crappiness that is a stripped Phillips head.

    29. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      I disagreed that the "average household" was already equipped to disassemble iPhones until this snag. The "eyeglasses repair" argument doesn't hold water either because it takes other tools to work on iPhones as well, and most people just buy them in kits at very little expense when they order their replacement parts.

      He seems to operate in a world where the "average" person cares at all about taking their gadgets apart.

    30. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by indiechild · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure there ever was a Wozniak's Apple -- it's just a dream. Steve's vision has been running the company from the start.

    31. Re:Wozniak's Apple Is Completely Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wozniak decided on the (then) uncommon torx screwdriver for the original Mac. It was even a 1 foot long screw driver. What's the news?

  33. CEO of iFixit says Apple is evil, he has cure by flabordec · · Score: 1

    The CEO of iFixit talks about how evil Apple is for changing the screws in their iPhone, but thankfully his company has a solution, a $10 USD "liberation kit" which liberates you from the evil hands of Apple by selling you a pentalobular screw driver for three times its normal cost. Gee, thanks!

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  34. Ifixit also offers a screwdriver by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    A company called Ifixit.com sells an Iphone liberation kit that includes:

    1. Replacement philips screws

    2. A philips screwdriver for said screws

    3. A second, non-approved, screwdriver that they claim will easily remove the penta-stupid screws. As it is not an official penta screwdriver, this makeshift screwdriver is likely to damage the penta screws (but NOT the iphone).

    I have no connection with ifixit, and have not even purchased their stuff. I can not attest to their quality.

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    1. Re:Ifixit also offers a screwdriver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has only been posted a thousand time previously in this thread, newfag.

  35. Just another way .... by CuriousGeorge113 · · Score: 1

    This is just another way to get screwed by Apple .....

    or

    Apple really screwed us over on this one ....

    or how about

    They sure are screwing it to their users, aren't they?

    Should I continue .....

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  36. The shit is really going to hit the fan... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once so called "smart screws" hit the market. The idea has been in the theory/laboratory stage for some years now: basically fasteners that, under electrical control, can move between their fastened and unfastened or extended/retracted states(assorted pizieo, MEMS, tiny motor, etc. principles of operation have been tried).

    Cool thing is, since you no longer have to be able to reach the head of the fastener with a driver, it becomes possible to do case and assembly designs that would be impossible with conventional fasteners. On the minus side, if the fasteners are no longer exposed, and under electrical control(via a simple bus in the chassis) you'll have to gain software control of the device just to open it(without extreme violence to the case. Obviously, nothing resists a good power tool for long...)

    1. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Are such screws really going to show up any time soon in such small devices? Last I heard they were having trouble even getting them working on a more macro scale to permit their use in the automotive industry.

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    2. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that creates a huge problem if the device is no longer responsive. Makes servicing any kind of major failure pretty much impossible.

    3. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what the time horizon is on this, just that it is being worked on.

      This stuff might also allow some interesting 'sealed but serviceable' designs...

    4. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      True. Were they to go that route, I would assume that they would bring out a few pins, connected to a teeny dedicated bus controller, so that someone with the correct cryptographic handshake could open even a device whose primary CPU is dead or hard locked...

    5. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by mlts · · Score: 1

      If auto makers could use those "smart screws" that flip between open and shut, they could. Mainly because it would allow ease of making stuff without worry about tool paths.

      However, these devices have one flaw -- a battery powerful and reliable enough to allow the fastener to pop open after 10-20 years in the field when it comes time to service something.

      Perhaps, we will see cases held together by solenoids that only retract after the right code is entered to the software. However, there are always bugs. For example, some old Compaq workstations had a solenoid case lock as an option. Of course, if the battery in the case went out, or the keyboard controller died, it would take the manual method; Compaq bundled a screwdriver that you used to take the three screws holding in the solenoid lock, and you would open the case as normal.

    6. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by tirerim · · Score: 1

      This seems like it would be really annoying if the power supply to the screws gets interrupted.

    7. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use your sonic screwdriver...

    8. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to tell you, but they already have these :) Well, not small versions, but still. The first time I saw one used was YEARS ago on This Old House, where they were building a banister. They use some magnetic "screw" device to lock the main supports and such together so there were no holes. Think of it like the fastners in the cheaper put it together yourself furnature, where you have a stud in one peice and a cam lock in the other. That's sorta what this was like, and you used a tool with what IIRC had a magnet you'd place up against where the cam was, and the magnet turned causing the cam to lock or something along those lines... almost like the "magnetic screwdriver" in mission impossible

    9. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 1

      That sounds reasonable.

      You know, I could see a setup like this being useful if I want to build a box that I'd like to be relatively tamper-proof. Well, except that it might instill a false sense of security. I mean, look at all the measures that console and phone makers have used to keep people from modding their devices, all in vain. Sooner or later--usually sooner--someone will find a way to crack whatever protection the manufacturers implement. If I wanted to know if my box had been opened, I think I'd rather rely on an old-fashioned seal that I can inspect. It's low-tech, but at least there isn't any software hack that will prevent it from tearing when the box is opened.

    10. Re:The shit is really going to hit the fan... by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I wish they would stop trying to improve mechanical designs that don't need to be fixed with software solutions that tend to be solutions looking for problems.

  37. Cut a slot with a dremel, use a flathead driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a Dremel tool with a cutting wheel, grind down the wheel to a small diameter, cut a slot in the screw, remove with a standard jeweller's flathead screw driver. Works great for stripped out Phillips screws too.

  38. Re:Pentalobular! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple Inc...
    Apple Inc...

    First I bought an iPod for my songs, because CD's weren't good enough. But it was white and white was still not good enough. I bought it again in Black.

    D'oh D'oh Apple Inc, maker of the iMachines, you've got us feeding at the trough again.

    Then I bought an iPhone 'cause I needed calls, so I ditched the iPod on Ebay. But then my iPhone battery died too fast so I bought an iPad instead.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tasNHKun_EY

    Posting as AC but you can guess.

  39. Not an issue by Kashell · · Score: 1

    But why not just use torx? It's far more common.

  40. When they outlaw pentalobular screwdrivers... by kungfugleek · · Score: 1
    only outlaws will own pentalobular screwdrivers.

    I'm sorry.

  41. Missing tag by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    This thread needs a bicentennialman tag.

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  42. Bad Car Analogy by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    There have been far too few bad car analogies on /. as of late.

    Consider taking your car to the dealership, and they tampered with your car so you couldn't change your own oil in the future. Wouldn't a lawsuit be involved shortly there after?

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    1. Re:Bad Car Analogy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there are user-serviceable parts under the hood of my car (as in, designed to be serviced) whose replacement with third-party products is long-accepted to be covered by the Magnuson-Moss act.

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  43. No mystery - not with Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The message is clear and obvious: Screw The User. There you have it - what's so mysterious about it?

  44. Other conspiracy by estestvoispytatel · · Score: 1

    This is untrue and utter nonsense. It is not about the new screw. The whole story invented to conceal the truth about the old one. By stupid mistake and criminal negligence the batch was made out of rare meteorite, and so has a mysterious properties. The fact was discovered by accident while investigating the deterioration of signal quality and cracking covers (made from a perfectly invulnerable glass). It was next to impossible to honestly tell the truth, because evil geniuses will simply buy out all the screws and put them together to create the weapon of terrifying power. So they had to invent this story about the new screwdriver, because people would rather believe in some new Apple's closed garden conspiracy not the real thing.

  45. Impressive arrogance by Thad+Zurich · · Score: 1

    Apple continues to behave in ways that make their products more trouble than they're worth. What are they hiding by doing this? Certainly nothing from their competitors. While it's claimed above that this will enhance repair profits, my personal suspicion is that it's ultimately meant to conceal embarrassments in products' internals.

  46. Another standard screw bit pattern perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Devil's advocate here: If Apple standardized on this, it wouldn't be a bad thing. The Phillips screw bit really needs to go the way of the dodo. It was made popular because it would cam out before the screw would break, back in the days where "turn it tightly enough until it strips, then back off a quarter turn" was the best way of describing amounts of torque. These days, screws have such a relative small amount of material that having them strip is at best a PITA, either having to slot larger ones, or apply Superglue to a throwaway screwdriver in hopes that would get a smaller one out.

    For a standard bit, it would be nice to see something splined, as opposed to the five lobes. Mainly because a splined bit would transmit torque more effectively.

  47. It's for the little people by hilldog · · Score: 1

    Really what does Apple hope to accomplish with this? Any do it yourselfer will simply order the screwdriver on line and be off and running...uh.. or off and unscrewing as it may be. This is just Apple going for the 'low hanging' fruit of people too lazy or not caring enough to get a simple cheap piece of hardware.

  48. Getting screwed hardly a new thing by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    A lot of companies have done this sort of thing over the years. I remember even my old university used special screws on everything in the dorms to keep the students from tampering with anything in their rooms without authorization. And, as for Apple, at least they HAVE screws now. Anyone remember having to pry open their Mac Mini with a freaking putty knife?

    Does is suck? Yep. Is is anything new? Nope.

    The only thing that strikes me as new is the issue of patenting the screw design to keep third parties from designing screwdrivers. I wasn't even aware that screws were patentable. But I guess you can patent anything these days.

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    1. Re:Getting screwed hardly a new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 25 years ago (get off my lawn) I remember needing a special tool to replace the burnt-out element in an electric kettle. Fortunately a friendly repair shop had several spares and were kind enough to give me one.

      Special tools for consumer items are nothing new, unfortunately. It is just easier to get the tools now, with the internet + china making everything.

  49. Not New by swalve · · Score: 1

    Compaq did this way back when, by standardizing on the Torx t15 screw. Of course, Torx is a standard fastener and it was relatively trivial to get a t15 screwdriver. But it solved the problem without offending anyone (except my dad, who spent an evening grinding down a flathead screwdriver to fit in the screws). Amateurs were kept out, and knowledgeable people had a minor barrier to overcome. The "noise" of the system- the people capable enough to buy a Torx driver, but not capable enough to not ruin the computer- was easy to overcome. Now Apple innovates and introduces "noise" all over the place- angry customers, annoyed techs who have to horde screwdrivers or else lose the ability to make a living, having to deal with supply chain issues with the screws. All to keep people from replacing their own batteries. But as usual, Apple has mined the depths of ingenuity to find new ways to screw its customers. Now, literally!

  50. In Soviet Russia by jdev · · Score: 1

    Apple screws you. Oh, wait...

  51. A Legal Trap? by Wormfoud · · Score: 1

    What about the leverage this gives Apple from a legal perspective? If they ever wanted to prove that you knowingly and with willful forethought of process, opened and illegally modified or sabotaged this equipment, they can point to the fact that you had to obtain or create a specialized tool in order to access the unit. That you could not have "accidentally" accessed the device with commonly available equipment. Just saying...

  52. Incidentally... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    You can sometimes get good results with weird-ass screws by the following trick:

    Obtain a cheap screwdriver of the sort sold with "modular" sets that contain one handle with a socket and a bunch of bits. Should run a few bucks retail or online.

    Obtain some silicone spray lubricant.

    Obtain some high-strength epoxy(putty is easiest) "J-B STIK" or similar.

    Coat the inside of the screwdriver socket and the head of the exotic screw with silicone spray. This will keep the epoxy from sticking and act as a sort of mold release agent.

    Prepare the epoxy according to instructions and fill the head of the screwdriver with it. Leave some excess sticking out. When the epoxy is of putty-like consistency, press firmly into the head of the exotic screw, to create a "positive" in the epoxy corresponding to the void in the screw head. As soon as it has firmed up enough to do so, remove the epoxy slug from the screwdriver, you don't want it sticking there.

    After the manufacturer's recommended cure time for the epoxy, you now have a custom screwdriver bit that is compatible with modular handle systems and is a perfect fit for whatever weirdo screw you have encountered. Don't expect it to last as long as a proper, well manufactured bit; but it should do the job for low-torque stuff.

    For 'one-way' screws, or if you don't care about the survival of the exotic screws, there is an easier way: Obtain a quantity of standard screws, for which you have a driver, and cut the heads off. Epoxy a standard head onto the head of each exotic screw. Allow to cure and remove.

  53. Article may contain excess FUD? by Megane · · Score: 1

    With the MacBook Pro Core i5 released last year, though, Apple seemed to be getting out of the screwdriver business. Apple switched from the patented 5-point Torx screw to the more common Tri-Wing screw.

    Can anyone confirm for me that Apple ever used a 5-point Torx screw in a MacBook Pro? Sure, they used an odd size (T-6, and a T-8 in the early days of the Powerbook), but it was still a proper 6-point Torx, and screwdriver bits for that size aren't too hard to find. Also, this is a phone, so it's not like you need to open it to swap out a hard drive or something. People are jailbreaking them just fine without opening the case.

    And the bit about the new screw being "patented", with people posting here that yes it was patented... in the '70s (and thus long since expired)... that just adds to the potential FUD level.

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    1. Re:Article may contain excess FUD? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You can't change the battery without opening it. In my opinion, this is terrible engineering, but I keep seeing examples of worse and worse engineering all the time.

      My '02 Concorde has the battery in the right front wheel well, and takes a trained mechanic forty five minutes to change; he has to remove the wheel, wheel well, and fender to replace the battery. Every other car I've owned the user could change the battery in five minutes with just a crescent wrench. WTF are they teaching kids in engineering schools these days? I often say that if the people who designed this crap had to service it, it would be designed a lot differently.

    2. Re:Article may contain excess FUD? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      My '02 Concorde has the battery in the right front wheel well, and takes a trained mechanic forty five minutes to change; he has to remove the wheel, wheel well, and fender to replace the battery. Every other car I've owned the user could change the battery in five minutes with just a crescent wrench. WTF are they teaching kids in engineering schools these days? I often say that if the people who designed this crap had to service it, it would be designed a lot differently.

      Heh, I was just watching a missed Mythbusters the other day, the one where they try to blow a car over with Jet engine exhaust, and the car they bought to destroy had a bad battery. Jamie is on the ground, taking the tire off, and mubling, "this car was designed by some idiot, probably entirely on a computer." (paraphrase)

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  54. Thinking inside the box by Krazy+Kanuck · · Score: 1

    No really a new idea, these are on the XBOX 360 as well. I have a few lying around already, in fact the precision screwdriver set I bought last year has one that looks like it will work just fine. Any regular DIY is not going to be deterred by this change. So the real loss here is the $0.002 cost to apple for pentalobular screws over phillips.

    1. Re:Thinking inside the box by Krazy+Kanuck · · Score: 1

      Sorry just pulled out my XBOX kit, and they are Torx, my bad

  55. Just tell them to use the old screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you take your device in simply forbid them from changing the screws.

  56. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of you actually have a Pillips screw driver small enough to remove the screws in an iPhone? The screws are tiny. You'd likely have to buy a screwdriver anyway.

    You people love screaming at the moon (Apple), just because it happens to be the brightest object in the sky.

    1. Re:Really? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      How many of you actually have a Pillips screw driver small enough to remove the screws in an iPhone? The screws are tiny. You'd likely have to buy a screwdriver anyway.

      Apparently you don't wear glasses...

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    2. Re:Really? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Indeed - I have one screwdriver always in my pocket that's capable, and another in my work bag, let alone the multiple additional ones in the house.

      (Both portable screwdrivers are part of multitools. But that's a whole other discussion.)

    3. Re:Really? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Indeed - I have one screwdriver always in my pocket...

      Yeah...I've lost more nice jewelers screwdrivers going though airport security that way than I like to think about...somehow my pre-flight self pat-down just passes right over them, they're so much a part of me...

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    4. Re:Really? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I'm as blind as a bat and have four sets of those teeny ones that I can find and maybe five more that I've misplaced.

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  57. Minimizing Support Calls and Warranty Claims by Necroman · · Score: 1

    Apple (like any company) wants to minimize how often their customers call support and how often a customer takes advantage of their warrant coverage. If they can stop people from taking their phone apart, even it's only 20% of their customers base, it's going to save them a lot of money.

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    1. Re:Minimizing Support Calls and Warranty Claims by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Apple (like any company) wants to minimize how often their customers call support and how often a customer takes advantage of their warrant coverage. If they can stop people from taking their phone apart, even it's only 20% of their customers base, it's going to save them a lot of money.

      Ha ha ha (wipes tears away) stop it, you're killing me! Oh wait...you're...serious?

      First of all...opening the case typically voids warranty, so that can't be it. If they really wanted to save money on warranty work, they should be handing out the appropriate screwdrivers to open the case as 'bonus gifts' with each purchase.

      Secondly, support calls (I suspect, not actually being an iZombie myself) cost the customer, not Apple, unless the product is still under warranty...then see point the first.

      There are methods they can use to detect when the case has been opened, from simple methods like some sort of special sticker over the screwheads to more complex ones like light-sensitive colour changing tags stuck on the inside of the case. None of these methods would prevent the user from getting their iProduct serviced at a more reasonably-priced local repair shop after their warranty expired, or prevent them from opening up the case just for the sheer fun of it, fully knowing that it voids their warranty but not caring...

      No. The only reason for Apple to perpetuate such shenanigans is to force sheeple to bring their iProducts to APPLE, even after the warranty terms are up, and fatten their service revenue streams accordingly.

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  58. There's no mystery here! by ryuko · · Score: 1

    There's no mystery to this screw. It's perfectly clear who Apple is screwing. ;)

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  59. All you whiners... by 4iedBandit · · Score: 2

    Most people don't want to open their devices for any reason. This new screw doesn't affect anyone.

    People who really want to open their gizmos still can. Just get the tool or improvise. The pentalobe screw didn't even slow me down. Hell, I didn't even google it first. Christ, you all are a bunch of whiners. You think Apple should sell every phone with a personal attendant to crack the case open for you whenever you want? Turn in your geek cards all of you.

    You want to know the real story here? How iFixit managed to raise such a stink that yesterday when I finally went to google the screw type, the first 9 pages of results were all sites relating back to iFixit's article. And isn't it interesting that iFixit is also SELLING a pentalobe screwdriver? They just got a butt load of free publicity for their tool-kit thanks to all the salivating Apple haters out there.

    99% of the public doesn't care. They won't ever open any device they buy. Those of us who do want to open our devices can't be stopped. Ever. If the device is in my hands you can't stop me from doing anything I want with it. If you're afraid that Apple is trying to keep you out of your device even though you've never before tried to get in, go ahead and buy iFixit's toolkit just to feel warm and safe inside.

    Kudo's to iFixit. I hope they sell a ton of their kits. I still don't feel the need to have one.

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    1. Re:All you whiners... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god ur such a dork!

  60. Just maybe it's not as sinister as you think by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    And perhaps when you sell millions of units and a good percentage of them are of the age that likes to take things apart for no other reason than being bored they decided maybe if they make it a little more difficult to do it would cut down on the number of returns to the store for broken units.

  61. Apple screws customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's surprised? Serves them right for buying Apple shit.

  62. Throwaway phones by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Apple want people to throw their otherwise functional phone away and buy a new one. That is the only reason for sealing in a battery and making it difficult to replace. Maybe Apple make some money on their servicing but make sure to jack up the price and apply odious terms & conditions (e.g. you won't get your phone back or your data) to put people off doing it at all.

    Meanwhile virtually every other phone manufacturer manages to include a removable cover. My HTC desire accomplishes it with the mind crushingly difficult inclusion of a little indentation to insert a thumbnail and pop clips that allow the back to be removed. A spare battery costs 20 euros.

    I am surprised the EU hasn't stomped on Apple or passed regulations that force them to stop doing what they're doing. There is no reason aesthetic or otherwise for sealing the battery in like this.

  63. Re:You know by colmore · · Score: 1

    And old arguments are always wrong. Clearly.

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  64. Apple is _NOT_ green by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

    I love how out of one side of their mouth they claim to be a "green" company yet they'd rather you buy a new iPod than replace the battery of your existing one.
    Sure, they'll replace it for you for some huge extortion fee at an Apple store... They just want you and your wallets in the store.
    I also like how you can't use an iMac as a regular display for other machines (Mac or otherwise). So when your iMac craps out or gets obsolete you have to throw away a perfectly good monitor.
    Its especially funny that they claim those iMacs are environmentally friendly because they don't user mercury. They'd be a hell of a lot more environmentally friendly with a VGA, DVI, and HDMI port on them.

    1. Re:Apple is _NOT_ green by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Correction: as of 2009 the 27" iMac actually can be used as a monitor via its DisplayPort connector. (http://support.apple.com/kb/ht3924).

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  65. So spend 10$ at ifixit by Kintanon · · Score: 1

    It took me less time to find that iFixit already sold a Pentalobular screw driver kit and write a post about it than it did for you guys to bitch about the change in screws: Solution is here for those that can't be bothered using google ---> http://www.techemperor.com/how-to-remove-a-pentalobular-screw-from-your-iphone-4/

    Enjoy.

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  66. Re:You know by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Would the masking tape double the capacity of the device? 'Cause I'm very experienced in doing that before.

  67. Jobs, you missed it! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Apple wanted to be real assholes, they could have made the screw heads look bitchin' like this. Good luck finding a common source for screwdrivers that look like that. And then they could use trademark/copyright/DMCA to crush anybody trying to sell Chinese screwdrivers on ebay.

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    1. Re:Jobs, you missed it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tip my hat, sir.

    2. Re:Jobs, you missed it! by adolf · · Score: 1

      I propose that you be the real asshole, and patent that concept straight away to ensure that nobody ever inflicts a fastener interface like this on humanity.

      Or, at least, give part of the royalties to EFF or someone ;)

  68. Toobular Pentolobular Joy by Psmylie · · Score: 5, Funny

    With apologies to the folks of MST3k for shamelessly stealing one of their best ideas:

    Tom: Hey, fellas, this sure is a screwey screw in this device, isn't it?
    Mike: It sure is!
    Crow: Yet despite all the goofyness of the thing, I just can't come up with a word that describes it
    Tom: Well I can
    Mike: You can?
    Tom: Why, sure!

    Tom: Oh, it's stupid-alubulal, annoya-nonpractical pentular lobular fun!

    Mike: Aggravata-maximal irrita-scam-ulal?

    Tom: Right-o, that's the one!

    Crow: Is it frustrate-orificcal, butt-in-your-face-ical screwya from morning 'til night?

    Tom: Well you're rip-off fantastical purloin-irascable Stevejobs-an-ass-hola right!

    All: It's a swindle-a-boobulal rip-you-off-obulal Toobular Pentalobular joy!
    An expososular-buttular humped without lubular fun for girl and boy!
    An Apple-fantastical scamu-lal job-ulal financial-al steal-it-all ball

    Crow: the most defraud-o-riffical

    Mike: Fleece-yer-customeral

    Crow: con-game-el-fuck-you-lar

    Tom: Jobs-u-big-crook-ular

    All: Screw job off them all!

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    1. Re:Toobular Pentolobular Joy by gnud · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, how can you both be apologizing and shameless at the same time?

    2. Re:Toobular Pentolobular Joy by Psmylie · · Score: 2

      I am a complex man of many personalities.

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  69. Liberation Kit by snookiex · · Score: 1

    Diyers can use this kit.

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  70. The screwdriver costs $2.35. Here's the link by whoda · · Score: 1

    "Professorial Pentagram Screw Driver Opening Tool for iPhone 4"

    http://www.sw-box.com/Professional-Screw-Driver-Opening-Tool-For-Iphone-4.html

  71. Mysterious? by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    30 seconds of Googling demonstrated to me that this screw is already long in the tooth in the medical field.

    But that doesn't make for good copy, nor a way to sell your kits.

  72. in non-Soviet America by t2t10 · · Score: 1

    ... Apple screws you

  73. idiots flapping their meat by v1 · · Score: 1

    http://www.wihatools.com/700seri/716_IPR_serie.htm

    damn, nobody sells Torx Plus! oh wait, look, there, and there and there! Idiots submitting articles again. It took me 10 seconds to find that link, learn to use google please. This is just one of almost a dozen security screws, though it's one of the newest, it's only been around a few years. As with most security bits, you can't usually find it at your local small hardware store, but that's about it. Larger hardware stores and tons of places online carry them. It's to keep people that think they're a technician out of the equipment to stop them from breaking it.

    Anyone that knows what they're doing has these bits and drivers already. And if you buy a kit online to replace something, it always comes with the tools you need. We've replaced so many ipod parts here we have a box full of ipod tools that the parts keep coming with.

    So if you're one of the people that don't have the tool to open it, you probably ought not to BE opening it and it kinda proves the point.

    Apple also puts these screws on a some (but not all) of the screws that hold down the internal batteries in some of their laptops, to stop people from trying to swap batteries out with spares because the internal connectors aren't meant for frequent use and will wear out and break. (those are the previous gen tamper screws, triwing - they don't use them for the smaller screws because they aren't good for small screws and don't torq well)

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  74. This really is not new by Ravenscall · · Score: 1

    http://www.ifixit.com/iPhone-Parts/iPhone-4-Liberation-Kit/IF182-019

    There is always a tool for the job.

    Yeah, the size may be, but anybody that has ever done a lick of hardware work on a Mac knows that these screws date all the way back to the original Macintosh. They were hexalobular, but at the time, it was just as hard to find the drivers for them. Apple has been pulling this kind of stuff for years. I used to turn a blind eye to it, but I have just gotten tired of the creeping amount of control they exert over every new iteration of their products. I honestly see them as the biggest threat to free and open computing out there, bigger than Microsoft ever was.

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  75. WTF? What kind of real obstacle is this? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Device makers have used funny fasteners for many years. I suspect that what Apple is trying to prevent was curious teenagers from idly popping the thing open, damaging it, and then filing a warranty claim. I sincerely doubt it was their intention to block all repairs forevermore; doing so obviously would be impossible.

    Anybody that wants to open the thing should have no issues whatsoever getting the correct tool from whatever phone parts source they go to (just like you go there for your spudger, phone prying tool, etc.), and I'm equally sure that Apple knows this and does not care.

    This is a stupid publicity ploy by iFixit to get you to buy your special screwdriver from them, instead of somebody else.

  76. FFS this isn't new, nor did apple create it by BrianRoach · · Score: 1

    Screws like this have been around for at least 50 years, and you'll most definitely find them in your car somewhere.

    Examples:
    http://www.brycefastener.com/myth.htm

    I've run into these things over and over on electronics, automobiles, etc, etc for the last 20 years.

    It doesn't keep anyone who really wants to open the thing from opening it. You can buy whatever bit or screwdriver you need. It DOES keep the stupid people out (and kids) which is what they want. In theory it can reduce their support costs compared to having joe 6-pack (The target audience for this device) decide he wants to open the thing to fix it or "just to look at what's inside".

  77. When will people realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that metal working is the basis of most other crafting. It must be hard to get something exactly pentalobular, but with just a bench-top grinder and a cheap ass screwdriver, you can make pretty good star shaped ones. The longest part is cuting the stripped philips head with a hacksaw.

  78. Standards, please by dfcamara · · Score: 1

    If you replace the screws with Torx because it resist cam-out better than Phillips head, fair enough, I'll by a Torx tool set. Now if you replace them with yet another obscure head just to make life harder for everyone, WTF!!! If you think the device should not be open, place a seal and write to it "warranty void if removed".

  79. The irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple doesn't like servicing their products either. My Touch got dust under the screen so I asked if I could have it serviced. They said they didn't service them. A couple of years earlier I took in an iMac that died. They gave it a half hearted look and claimed the motherboard was fried. I had them pull the hard drive so I could get the data off it. Well before I got around to trying out the drive I tossed the shell of the computer. Well it turns out the hard drive was what was fried. They seem to want you to buy the stuff and after it breaks just toss it and buy another one. They are happy to show little old ladies how to use their painfully user friendly iPhones but actual service seems too much of a bother letting you service your own stuff costs them a potential sale. Service across the board is a joke these days. The Geek Squad are a bunch of kids with testing equipment that seem to have less than a year's experience with computers and the Apple Genius Bar is made up of people that know the basics of using their hardware and software but not much more. When I was learning Final Cut Pro I happened to ask one of them an obvious but slightly advanced question and he was like a deer in the headlights. They could show you how to load clips and do basic cuts, they taught them that much, but if you asked them anything beyond that they froze up. None of the places will pay to hire real computer geeks because they need money. Hard to be a computer expert when they don't pay enough for them to buy what they are selling. It's like all the tech support in India. The people they are hiring have never used a computer before so their "training" mostly amounts to reading off a cheat sheet. Get them beyond what's on the sheet and it's like talking to a wall and the supervisors are even clueless.

  80. WRONG by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    If the Chinese factory used regular screwdrivers, the workers would steal them all the time for home use.

    That is why there are proprietary screws on Apple products.

  81. Supervision by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    Jesus christ. I swear, Steve Jobs is gone for one day and this happens.

    Maybe Google doesn't need adult supervision anymore, but it looks like Apple still does.

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  82. WAH WAH WAH by mallyn · · Score: 1
    WAH WAH WAH!

    If all else fails, get one of these machines and make your own tool and stop crying!

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  83. "Mystery" Screw by XiaoMing · · Score: 1

    Not so mysterious, really.

    Apple obviously figured out (through their characteristically thorough market research) that 5 is the optimum number of lobes for further screwing their own customers.

  84. MS doesn't do hardware by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft did this, there would probably be some sort of legal action.

    Well, MS does mice and keyboards, control devices. I just checked, they use pretty standard Philips screws.

  85. Seen it. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    My first car was a used Oldsmobile Omega. Yes, the salesman promised me it had only been driven by a little old lady.

    Anyway, when I wanted to try working on it, I couldn't. It used these weird star-head screws that looked exactly like what Apple is using.

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    1. Re:Seen it. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no they didn't. no one used pentabalobe screws then. It may have been a torx, or a security torx. Also, the tool had to be available to the consumer.

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  86. Y'know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My blood doesn't boil on command. Who cares? Apple products almost never need to be opened for repair, and if they do, take 'em back to Apple.

  87. Nothing new to see here... by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 1

    Sorry to be such a troll on Apple, but is this anything new? Anybody remember the original Mac and Mac Plus? Case removal required a "Mac Cracker," which was a Torx driver with an exceptionally long handle. This was back when Torx drivers in general weren't widely available, and it basically prevented anybody except authorized service techs from getting to the goodies (e.g., to add ram to a Mac Plus, or re-solder the dreaded yoke connections for the monitor). Ahhh, those were the days. -1zd

  88. Bum advice from the 2nd linked article by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    The second linked article offers a kit that includes the pentalobular driver and a replacement Philips screw. I think the last thing a person would want to do is replace the factory-supplied screw with something different. That's a red flag in any warranty issue.

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  89. Re:You know by XiaoMing · · Score: 1

    Taping over the device to prevent hackers? Man that sounds like some shitty hypothetical initial design and foresight so typical of Microsoft.

    Next thing you know M$ will be recommending tape to ensure even basic functionality like the ability to get signal on a phone! Ha those silly bastards.

  90. Screwed... by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    1. They will deny anything.
    2. You should worry more about the data on you r phone, what happend to it? Did anyone use it? Did they reformat it, and killed your data?
    3. I bet they will send you a free screw after your lawyer sends a letter. In that case you are screwed. (Lawyer takes his standard fee, you cannot replace the screw, you lost a lot of time etc etc...)

  91. Legal? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I doubt this is even legal, unless they offered the screwdrivers for sale.

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  92. meh by dhaines · · Score: 1

    Not buying into the nerdfroth on this one.

    I have a drawer full of tools that weren't supposed to be sold. If I want to open an iphone, I'll either have the tool within a day or figure out an alternative.

    1. Re:meh by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Several of the bits in your standard Home Depot X-piece bit sets will work. They won't seat as comfortably as the real tool, but they will get the job done. Sure, you might scratch the finish on your fancy iScrews, but if you were really hoping to keep your iPhone in mint condition, you probably would have left it in its original packaging.

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  93. idiot by Kludge · · Score: 1

    I love being told I'm a #$%&@# idiot and shouldn't be allowed to open my PURCHASED device, should I choose to do so.

    I guess this proves that if you purchased an Apple device, you probably are an idiot.

  94. What's the big deal? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    What's the big deal? We had these things in the Navy -- 30 years ago. It's not like nobody makes the screwdrivers for these things.

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  95. It's what they paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't really see the problem. It's an Apple product. They sell to people who buy Apple products despite knowing for forever that it's a lock-in business model. They don't quite keep this a secret you know, in fact they advertise it as the reason for delivering 'superior stability and user experience'. Really, the only thing that pops in my mind when reading this is "serves them right, that's what they bought".

    Why do you want to deny the Apple fans their bi-annual rear-pumping? They pay a lot of money for it.

  96. Easy Fix - Epoxy by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Just take a real small torx, epoxy it to the silly thing then remove it. Afterward replace it with a standard screw.

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  97. Why would you complain about replacement? by Quila · · Score: 1

    If you've replaced the screws, you probably have that pentalobular screwdriver anyway, so why not just leave them in? If Apple replaces them, you still have that screwdriver, don't you? What's the problem?

  98. Complete Non-Issue by stewbacca · · Score: 2

    If the comlaint is that this complicated screw is preventing users from servicing their own phones, then I suggest the following:

    Anyone smart enough to mess around with the internal electronic components of a cell phone better damned well be smart enough to know how to acquire and operate a $3.00 screwdriver.

    Or back in the real world, only the most seriously nerdy electronics hobbyists will ever open their cell phone and this is a complete non-issue.

  99. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was annoyed before reading the comments, but I've come to the realization Apple fans actually deserve this treatment.

    You're the perfect customers.

  100. When it comes to Apple and screwing by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    When it comes to Apple and screwing, there is no mystery.

    The next step will just be to permanently fuse the case shut. If you want a new battery, just send them a couple hundred bucks for a new iPhone. A true Apple fanbois wouldn't even blink at that requirement.

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    1. Re:When it comes to Apple and screwing by artson · · Score: 1

      Why not take the I-phone back and tell the tech to put in Phillips screws or you'll beat his silly face flat?

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  101. After all these years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still getting screwed by Apple. I swear they've got a UEC gateway straight to Hell under Steve's credenza.. Thanks, guys!

  102. Re:Prediction... by NEDHead · · Score: 2

    And will his coffin be fastened with security screws?

  103. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just another example of those buying Apple products getting what they are paying for.

  104. How to disqualify Apple from bids by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If you are soliciting bids for phone or computer equipment and you want a reason to reject Apple out of hand, put a clause in that all recordable media or other memory that isn't erased on power-off must be accessible to any technician in your company or any outside technician using only ordinary, widely available tools without destroying the device, rendering it unusable, or causing noticeable cosmetic damage.

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  105. "A hundred dollars a year"?! Priceless by shilly · · Score: 1

    'Apple sees a huge profit potential,' says Wiens. 'A hundred dollars per year in incremental revenue on their installed base is a tremendous opportunity.'"

    Whatta dumb comment: it implies that none of the current installed base takes their machines into Apple at the moment. The fraction of the installed base who take the back off themselves (or go to a non-Apple place to do it) is going to be small -- I'd guess 5% or lower. Of this fraction, the number who do this and don't have the technical wherewithal and motivation to get the correct screwdriver is going to be small as well -- businesses who do the servicing are clearly going to source the screwdrivers, and keen DIYers are likely to as well.

  106. Sounds like an 3rd party opportunity by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Anyone know of a chemical you can pour into the hole to make it a "no-head" screw and, while it hasn't set yet, put a mold in so you get whatever kind of screw you want?

    Or, alternatively, a chemical you can pour into this screw (or any screw for that matter) as if it were a mold and insert shank into it before it sets, so you have a matching screwdriver when you are done? Actually using this to make a presumably-patented penta-lobe screw may violate a patent but I dare Apple to sue everyone who does this.

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    1. Re:Sounds like an 3rd party opportunity by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Anyone know of a chemical you can pour into the hole to make it a "no-head" screw

      Yes, it's called epoxy.

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  107. You need to change one of your icons by Beer+Drunk · · Score: 1

    The "Borg" face should be Steve Jobs. He's a full order of magnitude more assimilative than ol' Bill.

  108. Torx by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that there is a size in these that will work until someone starts making a driver.

  109. Apple products blow by Kludge · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I posted previously about the problems I had getting my father's iPad to work. What a headache.
    So then my brother and his wife visit me with their iPhones. They have some video that they want me to watch.

    So I first I try putting in an standard A/V plug to my TV. It works with my smart phone. Nope. No A/V on iPhone.

    So then I think, I'll just download the video to my computer over the USB connector. So I connect the iPhone to my computer. Nada. It does not appear as mass storage device or anything. What? I have to install iTunes to get data off it? And my computer has to be 1 of the only 5 computers to which this thing can ever connect? My brother only visits me once every five years!

    So then I think, I will have my brother upload the video to my web site. My brother brings up the browser and my web page on his iPhone. And guess what? The "choose file" button is greyed out! Something as basic as uploading a video file is not allowed.

    Any of the above work just fine on my smart phone. There is no way I would ever recommend anybody buy any kind of Apple product. What a headache.

    1. Re:Apple products blow by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      So I first I try putting in an standard A/V plug to my TV. It works with my smart phone. Nope. No A/V on iPhone.

      Well, duh! It's your fault for not having an AppleTV in your home!

    2. Re:Apple products blow by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Next time they load a video they want to give you, don't have them load it onto their iPod/iPhone through the iTunes interface. Drag and drop the actual file into the phone using windows explorer, and you should be able to reverse the process to get it off. It's how I used to use my iPods as external HDs, but unfortunately you can't view the data while you're storing it that way.

    3. Re:Apple products blow by acecamaro666 · · Score: 1

      Not sure what your issue is, as I frequently I connect my iphone to Windows machines with out iTunes installed. Windows always treats it as a mass storage device and I can then use Windows Explorer to get to the files.

    4. Re:Apple products blow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is correct. Apple iPhones don't support USB Mass Storage, don't have an onboard HDMI port, and are not designed to have a user-visible filesystem. Your next step, if only you choose to take it, is figuring out ~why~.
      These decisions are. not. arbitrary.

    5. Re:Apple products blow by penguinchris · · Score: 0

      Couldn't you have just watched the video on the phone? Seems like all the time you took trying every other option might have been spent better watching the video the easy way... sure, if it's some vacation video and your brother wanted to narrate it'd be nicer to watch on a larger screen, but not necessary.

      I'm not disagreeing that having to do everything through itunes is ridiculous - I love my macbook pro but will never buy an i-product (I use a Nexus One) - but it sure does seem like once in five years you could accept doing things a different way than you like - unless of course it was an elaborate ruse to avoid watching your brother's vacation video ;)

  110. This isn't really an issue... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    No but seriously, I've bought plenty of hardware that has had some screwy screw. I give it a month (at most) before someone gets their hands on this screwdriver and starts reproducing it.

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  111. One word... Android... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of many reasons I switched from the iPhone to an Android and haven't looked back - better network, better features, just better in all ways...

    They do things like this because the sheep that buy their products put up with it - in capitalism, money talks... So speak up by denying they your dollars and this type of non-sense will stop.

  112. Clearly, Apple has... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    the lobes for business.

  113. The study does not disprove the FDA 90% guide. by Lashat · · Score: 1

    You failed to prove your statement that Red Flayer was "completely wrong".

    - This is the date at which the manufacturer can still guarantee the full potency and safety of the drug.
    - The FDA sets expiration dates of drugs when the active ingredients reaches 90% efficacy.

    The first statement does not disprove the second. What I read is that the FDA considers 90% efficacy to equal a full dosage.

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  114. Not news by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    This is part of the price of doing business with Apple. If you think this is news you haven't been dealing with Apple very long: they've been trying to lock people out of their hardware since at *least* the Mac Plus, which required a narrow six-inch long Torx driver to open. (And this was in the days when it was easier to find a sonic screwdriver than a Torx bit.)

    Apple's chutzpa in doing this is matched only by the author of the original fixit.com article, who in the same paragraph berates Apple for trying to make a quick buck, and then shamelessly tries to make a quick buck selling you the WRONG SCREWDRIVER for the job.

    Us long-term Mac fanboys know that it's a useless effort, that in a few days you'll be able to buy an evil flower-head screwdriver from any of a dozen Chinese toolmakers.

    But you don't need to buy one. If you take your Mac in to be fixed and it comes back with evil flower screws, just make a stink. Say they've broken your Mac, now the screws don't work as they did when you bought it. Demand they "fix it" and if they won't, start getting gradually annoyed. There are lots of problems with Apple, but one really *good* thing about them is their pride in in-person customer service. Every Apple store I've visited has fallen over themselves to go beyond their warranty obligations, when you show up in person.

  115. Don't like it? Replace with normal screws! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Superglue new screw to a bit of metal, e.g. a nail
    Uncrew new screw
    Replace with regular screw

    Could not be easier!

  116. Something that isn't very clear by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Is Apple replacing for all products that go into service or only products that are currently under warranty that go into service. For example, all iPhone 4s are under warranty as it was launched less than a year ago. A Powerbook G4 is not. If they are only replacing currently warranty items, then it may be a tamper-resistance measure. If the product has been serviced before and then it comes back with standard screws, then Apple knows the product has been opened and they are not as likely to honor the warranty. Sure you can open it if you are willing to get the right tools but it keeps casual users from tampering. If they did it for all products, then that's rather unacceptable.

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  117. Good luck with that... by denzacar · · Score: 4, Informative

    From TFA:

    http://www.networkworld.com/news/2011/012011-the-case-of-apples-mystery.html

    This isn't the first time Apple has used screws to gain an advantage. Apple had been using 5-point Torx screws for its MacBook Pros, not standard 6-point Torx screws."We did a little bit of research and found out that this particular screw has been patented," Wiens says. "It is illegal to import screwdrivers that can open this screw into the U.S. unless you buy it through Apple's sales channels. Apple sells the screwdriver for $40." (Wiens doesn't know if the Pentalobular screws have been patented.)

    So I guess if you smuggle one of those penta(hahaha)lobular screwdrivers into USA you'll be an OUTLAAAW!

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    1. Re:Good luck with that... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      So I guess if you smuggle one of those penta(hahaha)lobular screwdrivers into USA you'll be an OUTLAAAW!

      Did the senate ratify ACTA already?

    2. Re:Good luck with that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found some here... http://www.sw-box.com/Professional-Screw-Driver-Opening-Tool-For-Iphone-4.html

  118. Pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thread is worthless without pictures.

  119. Your paying for service, not hardware. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    No no, you don't understand. The new corporate model is that you're purchasing a "Service" The hardware and shit, that's just a tool to render the services they are providing you. When you hack their tools (what you may THINK is your hardware), you're rendering theft of "Service".

    And the best part is, they don't intentionally brick their tools when your service contract expires. See, don't you feel loved doing business with Apple? Ya, warm fuzzies all around. Not!

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  120. Of course!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.sw-box.com/Professional-Screw-Driver-Opening-Tool-For-Iphone-4.html

  121. Sony Screwdriver by GrantRobertson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What? You never heard of a Sony screwdriver? When I worked at the California Museum of Science and Industry in LA back in the late 80s, they sent me to a training class to learn how to work on the Sony 3/4 video tape players - which we used a lot in the museum because they had better video quality and were built like tanks. Anyway, only people who had attended that class were allowed to purchase a special screwdriver that would work with certain screws in that VCR.

    Tamper resistant screws have been around for ages. The problem isn't the screws. The problem is using them to jack up revenues at the customer's expense for things that could otherwise be easily done by an average customer or electronics technician. In Sony's case the screws only protected parts of the VCR that one would not know how to adjust properly if one had not taken the class. In Apple's case the screws only protect Apple's bottom line.

    In the years since the iPod came out Apple has shown their true nature. Anyone who has purchased an Apple product since then deserves what they get and should not complain.

    1. Re:Sony Screwdriver by boreddotter · · Score: 1

      In Sony's case the screws only protected parts of the VCR that one would not know how to adjust properly if one had not taken the class. In Apple's case the screws only protect Apple's bottom line.

      Yeah and in Apple's case the iPhone only has two screws. like people have said before this is not a custom screw, and now that there is a demand for them they will be available in the not to distant future.

  122. Anything but "i" by jayjayjay · · Score: 1

    Just one more reason for me to continue with my "i" boycott. I buy NOTHING that comes from Apple. I use a Sansa Clip, a Compaq, a Dell, and a Samsung cell. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that the Apple products are fine peices of engineering, but Apple wants to engineer your wallet, also. Imagine how peeved you would be if your brand new Ford was engineered so that you could only go to a Ford dealer to have the oil changed because only Ford has the tools and the proper oil. And, yes, I'm afraid I still haven't broken my M$ addiction, though, so I guess I would have to tolerate a Ford that needs to be re-booted every 1000 miles and catches viruses. "Does that Taurus come with Linux?"

  123. Apple has more money than many nations by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    I doubt that this is done for adding several more hundred dollars in to their bank account. Kyle Wiens is just making a viral campaign to shell his "iPhone liberation kit" and improving the ranking of his web site in search engines, all the while he is the one screwing some suckers.

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  124. simple work-arounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you care... Cast your own screwdriver. A little silicone lube, JB-Weld (or similarly strong epoxy), and a straw of appropriate diameter as a form. Attach a handle if you are in the mood.

    If you don't care... Drill a small hole in the screw and insert an easy-out style post. Remove and replace the screw.

    If you really don't care, drill the damn thing out and use duct tape.

  125. What about made in USA screwdrivers? by Lashat · · Score: 1

    TFA quote -Wiens says. "It is illegal to import screwdrivers that can open this screw into the U.S. unless you buy it through Apple's sales channels. Apple sells the screwdriver for $40."

    What's to stop a company such as Wright Tool out of Barberton, OH http://www.wrighttool.com/ from reverse engineering the pentalobular screw, making the tool, and selling it for less than $40?

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    1. Re:What about made in USA screwdrivers? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Well, you nailed it. You've figured it out.

      Apple is trying to restart the economy by having special screwdrivers that need to be made in the USA.

  126. A good case for Engineering Aprenticeships by omb · · Score: 1

    Having read the Fixit article it seems mostly an advertisemnet for their screwdrivers, and replacement screwkit.

    As an old tired engineer, this is cr*p, you need some mild steel rod, a lathe, a file, hot, and carbon hardner powder and 10 minutes to make a Pentacr*p screwdriver if you arnt smart enough to go to the right place to find the REAL name of this fixing.

    They will be on eBay next week.

  127. Just got a new iPhone 4 by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    On December 31 at the Apple Store in Forum Shops in Vegas, it has Torx heads.

    1. Re:Just got a new iPhone 4 by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Torx, or pentalobular?

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    2. Re:Just got a new iPhone 4 by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Regular Torx, just looked, not sure of the size head it'll take, but it isn't the new pentalobular (of which I ordered a driver yesterday).

    3. Re:Just got a new iPhone 4 by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Interesting - it's probably a T3 or so. If you live in Canada, crappy tire sells a screwdriver kit with little bits like that, of very high quality Cr-V. Regular $24.95, you'll see it on sale for ten or twelves once or twice a year.

      I bought a couple for the shop here, as we couldn't find good T9 bits for our Sun harddrive spuds any place else.

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    4. Re:Just got a new iPhone 4 by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I have a set of Wiha drivers for computer/electronics, full sets of Trox and security bits for my power drills.

      I'm in Anchorage, we have a pretty good local electronics, wiring and electrical supply store here.

  128. Phillips #000 Driver likely works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own a cell phone repair business and just encountered these pentalobular screws this week, much to my surprise. Lacking the proper driver, I just tried my trusty Phillips #000 screwdriver and they popped right out, no stripping (and went back in just as easy). So in a pinch, you may not even need the proper driver.

    Also, search eBay for "iphone pentacle" and you'll find several vendors selling what they claim are proper drivers for these screws. I already have a few on the way but won't know if they're really the correct drivers until I get them.

  129. Muh teef! by eyenot · · Score: 1

    For me, this raises from the dead the whole issue of who's more evil, Microsoft or Apple. I *just* got my first Apple product last Christmas, and after looking into the OS-X terminal realized what I'd been missing out on and vowed to get closer to Apple/Mac products in the future. But Jobs is increasingly working *away* from user productivity, whereas Apples were always touted as the most productive computers. And now he doesn't even want people to bite their own Apples. What's screwier, he can't even get along with Adobe, but *they're* evil, too. In the long run, is this Jobs' way of trying to shepherd us all? Into what corral?

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  130. This isn't exactly a new idea .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Many years ago, my cable TV provider was screwing their set-top boxes shut with screws that appeared to take an Allen wrench to open them, except they had little metal pegs/posts right in the middle of the indentation in the top of the screw, so no normal tool could fit into the opening to turn them. Apparently, only their authorized service people had a special wrench with a hole in the middle that the post would fit into.

    People wishing to hack the boxes with different chips to get free cable quickly figured out the work-around was to take a small drill bit and drill out the posts in the middle, converting the screws back into something you could open normally.

    I agree that it's a "dick move" on Apple's part. Especially in the case of the iPhone 4 where the glass back cover often gets broken when the phones are dropped, the ability to remove those two screws was a nice feature, really. You could buy a cheap aluminum or plastic replacement back cover if you didn't like the glass, and solve the problem for yourself (and/or customize the look of your phone). But like people said, this won't last long. People will simply find ways to remove the non-standard screws and replace them with Phillips screws like they used to come with.....

    1. Re:This isn't exactly a new idea .... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If you buy the tool for these screws, why would you need to replace them with different screws?

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  131. UI problems? by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    I guess that you never have used Lotus Notes.

    The horror, the horror.

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    1. Re:UI problems? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Talk about Sophie's Choice.

      I do hate Lotus Notes, but I think I hate iTunes more. Both have consumed too much of my life.

    2. Re:UI problems? by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      Notes have in its favor that you get paid to use it ;)

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  132. Really credible outrage by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

    by the people who before complained that you really, really couldn't replace an iPhone battery, and now loudly complain that with this move Apple stops you from replacing your battery.

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  133. Let the yuppies keep their Apple products... by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 0

    Let the yuppies keep their Apple products, but this is exactly the type of shenanigannery that keeps me away from Apple products. Heck, look at their computers. It's just overpriced Wintel running Linux. They don't make money by innovation, they slap an Earl Scheib paint job on a used car and sell it for top dollar. Then make a killing on the repairs and such. User can't even replace his own battery? That's just absurd.

    Of course I'm the type who keeps things for a long time... Until they are genuinely won't do waht I need them to, or breaks and is cost prohibitive to repair. I have an old flip phone, it makes phone calls. I might do an Android based phone in the next couple years whenever mine finally bites the dust. My last computer I had for 8 years. Only upgraded because I wanted to watch and edit high def videos from my new camera. Apply makes disposable products and their marketing strategy is to force those on the bandwagon to buy a new Apple products every 1-3 years to replace their "old" one.

  134. Excellent hack by PPH · · Score: 2

    I pull up alongside you on the freeway and hit the button on my "blue box" transmitter. Your motor mounts unscrew and your engine falls out.

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    1. Re:Excellent hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ack... You busted me... I was driving a GM car at the time!

  135. Forgot to mention by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

    that those people will of course ignore that iFixit actually sells those unobtainable pentalobular screwdrivers so you can still replace the unreplaceable battery.

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  136. How are there still Apple fans? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Every time I see yet another thing like this, I just have to wonder how Apple fans perceive this.

    I see it as Apple attempting to tell me what I'm not supposed to do with something they do not own. It is degrading and insulting and even Apple employees feel guilty for following their orders.

    Mark me as troll, but Jobs doesn't have long with Apple. Once he's out, maybe there will be some good changes in Apple.

    1. Re:How are there still Apple fans? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If history is any marker, once he is out Apple with stagnate and whither on the vine.

      Love or Hate, SJ coming back is the only reason Apple is successful. He is smart enough to let smart creative people make things and keep them focused.

      He's crafty, as well.

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    2. Re:How are there still Apple fans? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Still...

      I hate to resort to yet another slashdot "car analogy" but if I went to have my car repaired at a dealership and found that they replaced all the screws so that I couldn't work on my own car, I would be speaking to a lawyer.

  137. Re:You know by daemonenwind · · Score: 1

    Is that how you'd keep the antenna from shorting out?

  138. Oh, please. by Sitnalta · · Score: 1

    You do realize that older iPhones (and pretty much the rest of the Apple line of products.) don't even HAVE screws. Requiring the use of special tools. Apple just doesn't want wanna-be DIYers wrecking their phones and then coming back to them for a warranty replacement.

  139. This is ridiculous by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    Arguing about smart phones like they are equal to freedom. They are expensive devices that 99% of worlds population can't afford. Running water, shelter, basic health care, public education, rule of law and political freedoms are far more important than this stupid debate about Apple and Android.

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  140. Style by undecim · · Score: 1

    Obviously, these screws are more stylish than conformist Phillips screws.

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  141. Poor me by rawg · · Score: 2

    I bought a car and I had to buy a welder, socket set, wrenches, pulley pullers, spanners, hammers, tool boxes, pliers, compressors, testers, probes, programmers, and a GD screw driver.

    It's the end of the world, I need a cool looking star ended screw driver to take apart my iPhone.

    That's nothing like the fricken 17mm alen wrench I needed to change the oil in my Jetta.

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    1. Re:Poor me by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yeah, but all those items art standard and easily available.

      Apple is trying to lock you out, intentionally. If a car came out with a special type og bolt for the oil plug, they would be in hot water. A 17mm allen wrench is a standard*. If I can out with a 32 sided post screw that required a special tool for no other reason then to require a special tool, the industry would eat me alive.

      albeit it is odd for a oil plug In every auto engine I have worked on it's a socket.

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  142. Yes, but by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    this walled garden is so beautiful - especially when the sunlight glints off Steve's razor wire.

  143. job for the 3d printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a job for the 3d printer.

    1. Download tool
    2. Print tool
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  144. On the other hand... by joeyblades · · Score: 2

    I'm going to say something and I know it's a generalization. In fact, it is specifically a generalization. Just know that I am not talking about you, specifically - I'm talking about people, in general... other people.

    People are idiots...

    There. I said it.

    I have a friends that work at Apple and they tell me stories... You would be surprised about how often someone shows up at the genius bar wanting warranty service on some Apple device that they disassembled themselves, presumably looking for that tell-tale loose wire, and failed to correctly reassemble. Quite often, Apple is justified in not honoring the warranty in those situations, but the users are generally unhappy and not very understanding of this policy.

    So it makes sense to me for Apple to use some unusual screws to discourage those idiots (remember, I'm not talking about you) from senselessly endangering their Apple products.

    Anyone who is savvy enough to actually fix one of these devices is probably savvy enough to look on-line for the special tool that they need... or manufacture their own.

    So remember, Apple isn't doing this to get your money. They're doing this to protect the idiots from themselves...

    1. Re:On the other hand... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, theya re doing it so they can sell service. That is the only reason, and it will fail. Just like it's failed in every other time a manufacture has tried it.

      A few customers ding dumb shit outside their warranty is nothing new.

      If I was a stake holder I would be pissed. The is a complete waste of money, and in no way can make Apple look good. the absolute best they can hope for is to be even.

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    2. Re:On the other hand... by joeyblades · · Score: 2

      I call bullshit. The number of technically savvy users that are going to benefit from self service is infinitesimally small, relative to the overall user population. Apple isn't going to lose much revenue from those users... in fact, probably no loss of revenue at all, since those people are generally smart enough and resourceful enough to find the tool they need on the internet. People always complain about the higher cost of Apple products, but when Apple tries to do something about it what happens??? People complain...

      But I'm sure you're right. It's all part of Apple's evil plan... their stupid, but evil plan...

  145. Yes, but by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    they can damn sure patent said shape and sue the bejeezus out of anyone daring to sell screwdrivers that fit them. Watch out, iFixit.

  146. Re:You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft did this, somehow the screws would allow hackers to remotely take over your system. Five years from now a patch would be applied in the form of masking tape over the screw heads.

    Make that bright, day-glo (tm) orange, safety, masking tape. With a holographic Microsoft (R) logo on it. And foil accents.

  147. A Five score by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    doesn't do this post justice; some sort of lifetime achievment award is in order.

  148. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    this is exactly whats going to happen..

  149. Apple doesn't want just ANYBODY to screw around... by crovira · · Score: 1

    ...with their iPhones,

    That just the way it is.

    Joe Blow is either going to Apple for service or he's not going to mess with it.

    Nowhere does it say: "Apple will manufacture its products like a street corner whore."

    You've got to be inventive or acquisitive enough to get your own set of tools.

    Rolls Royce covers the engines on their cars with a similar screwed down shield.

    I don't read articles about Rolls Royce, now do I?

    Get over it.

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  150. ah, but you don't need a perfect match by poppopret · · Score: 2

    Five round points will do very well. A star will work OK. Even a flathead screwdriver will work OK. For one-time use, a regular bolt (bonus points if reverse threaded) and some epoxy will do the job. Pick a bolt small enough to fit into the weird head, glue it in place, and then use a regular tool to remove it with the evil screw attached.

  151. It's $10! by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Which is the cumulative cost of all screwing I've done for the first 36 years of my life.

    Age 1-30 - use tools taken from my parents
    Age 30-36 - bought a $2 box of standard screwdriver bits to put into wife's screwdriver-that-takes-bits, so when they get beat up, i can use that. She got from her parents I think.
    Age 36 - last year - $7 screwdriver set bought from Home Depot. Now I can finally get into her car's steering column.

    So yeah, I've spent about $9 on all screws in my entire life. Now I'm supposed to double that to open my iPhone?

    Actually, I don't own a working iphone [I have a free one with no service plan that I only use to play mp3s, given to me by apple people who paid $600 for it and hundreds more for its replacement] and will never pay a cent for one.

    I'm just amazed at how Apple users not only throw away their money, but celebrate it.

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  152. Apple's Mystery Screw? by jzilla · · Score: 0

    You buy apple, you get screwed. where is the mystery?

  153. not "tamper resistant torx" by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Technically, a tamper resistant torx is still six-lobed, but it has a post in the middle. This isn't really an option for tiny screws like the one in the iphone.

  154. Profit potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'A hundred dollars per year in incremental revenue on their installed base is a tremendous opportunity.'

    There are also tremendous opportunities in scamming money out of elderly people. But I'm not going to do it.

  155. blah....discovered "Torx TS" after posting. by Chirs · · Score: 1

    My bad...looks like the "Torx TS" is five-star with a post. However, the Mac "pentaglobular" drivers is different than Torx TS.

  156. That is... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...unless they use a softer alloy for the screws and then tighten them up with electric screwdrivers or maybe even a drop of glue/epoxy/silicone at the bottom.

    You end up stripping the groves on the screw and still not unscrewing it.
    Bonus points for screw sizes below 5.

    FYI I did both what you suggest and what I describe, at times. Some you unscrew, some you screw up.
    Depending on the above mentioned conditions.

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  158. Pancreas are replaceable, not batteries! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Why would want to replace batteries in an iphone? It will develop some kind of adverse reaction and the iPhone will reject the batteries and get into some serious sickness. You may have to douse the phone with some kind of immuno suppressant all its life to make it keep the battery? By the way most people talk replacing the battery is some simple trivial task like a pancreas transplant.

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  160. Let me guess... by alispguru · · Score: 1

    From the "Finder has driven me up a wall" comment, you're a Windows user.

    The iTools are far from perfect, but they're a lot more robust on Macs.

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  162. Not the first time by Billibob · · Score: 1

    This is certainly not the first time Apple is using tamper resistant screws. They have used non standard torx screws in several products before. This is a useless "feature", millions of screw drivers from China is already on a container ship to here... But this is exactly what you could expect of an evil company which have done these kind of tricks before.

  163. good luck with that by geekoid · · Score: 1
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  164. Litigious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if you can sue Apple for performing unnecessary repairs to your system. The replacement of the screws is not necessary to the work being done so should not be performed without consent of the owner. The replacement of the screws does not in anyway affect the job being performed so should not be done.

    Sounds like a class action suit.

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  166. How realistic is repair, though? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Are there really any user-serviceable parts inside an iPhone? And I can't think why you'd need to clean inside it, either - it's not like there's a fan inside that's pulling dusty air through it. I've owned my iPhone for almost 3 years and haven't seen the need to open it up to either clean or repair it.

    1. Re:How realistic is repair, though? by secretcurse · · Score: 1

      Repairing the front or back glass on an iPhone is actually pretty simple and way, way cheaper than paying Apple to do it. Cracked iPhone screens are pretty common. I've repaired several for my friends, and one for myself. I prefer to be able to pay $40 for the kit from ifixit to take care of the problem. Now it looks like I'll have to shell out yet another $10 for the special screwdriver, for no good reason at all.

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  167. Proactive screwing by Yaddoshi · · Score: 1

    If I had an iPhone I would change the Phillips screws to the Nintendo portable Y type screws before turning it in to Apple for repair. Two can play at this game.

  168. $proprietary_hardware_company uses security bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I can understand the fuss somewhat...but this isn't THAT uncommon of a screw, i took one look at a picture of one and found that I already have a bit that would fit it that can be used in my tiny ratcheting driver (really handy in cramped spots) or my solid handle magnetic one. The name of the screw is new to me though, but a bit that fits it seems to be in most nice "security bit" sets (a must have for a hardware hacker anyways)

    Maybe next we'll hear some complaints that nintendo uses those weird "y" shaped screw heads..or the thousands of products that use torx with a raised peg in the center. It's crappy yeah but most of us already have the tools.

    I think the REAL news here, and the real crappy thing apple is doing is purposefully replacing screws on phones brought in for service. That's just underhanded there :/

  169. It'll be on Ebay before it's released by drunken-yeti · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Apple will mass produce these screws and special key tools in China, if so I would expect to see the tool on Ebay.

  170. pentavalence by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    a chemical you can pour into this screw (or any screw for that matter) as if it were a mold and insert shank into it before it sets, so you have a matching screwdriver when you are done?

    That would be handy- a chemical with cylindrically pentagonal symmetry (e.g. one of the 32 pentachiral isomers of pentavalent pentacyclo-1,2,3,4,5-phenylpentaterp-1,2,3,4-pentasterylpenta-5-pentylpentanene) that undergoes a phase transition into long pentagonal needle-like five-sided crystals with wide comfortable handles as it cools down past 55 degrees.

  171. Patent anything, if you have the magic by h00manist · · Score: 1

    Can you even patent a shape?

    If you describe it just the right way, you can patent anything. For example, I just invented a vehicle that is 100% cellulose-and-water-powered, manufactured in a process using zero carbon and waste products, which parks and drives itself in many conditions, and self-replicates too.

    It's called "horse".

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  172. Apple sucks by Biggseye · · Score: 1

    And My coworkers wonder why I think apple as a corporation sucks. They are stupid. I see a large market for black market copies of the driver.

  173. Philips head screws are not designed to allow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    application of arbitrarily large torque. In fact, they're designed to cam out at a certain torque, so you don't snap off the screw head (not hard to do with a socket head cap screw and a simple allen key)

    Their biggest failing is that they sort-of work with the wrong sized driver, but provide unsatisfactory results. The properly sized driver in a good Philips screw does work quite well.

    The slotted-head screw, on the other hand, is the tool of the devil. Or, fastener of the devil, I suppose.

  174. If you're a prisoner, act like one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A prisoner faced with a tamper-resistant screw goes and fetches his toothbrush and his lighter. You can do the same. Heat the plastic in a cheap toothbrush, one made from a single kind of hard plastic (acrylic ?) and press it onto the screw while it cools. It will conform perfectly and the plastic is strong enough to turn the screw if you don't let it slip or twist.

     

  175. It's the change that leave a funny taste by molesdad · · Score: 1

    I'm not really opposed in principle to Apple using any screw they choose what gets my goat is the fact that after you purchase the product they can change the screws; new product fine existing product not so much. So they are basically saying that we no longer want you to have access to your property after you purchased it. Sony has taught Apple the way to bait and switch after the point of sale so it seems.

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  176. eh, whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looking at the close up of the screw head i don't really see the big deal , i've been able to unscrew nearly anything with the wrong tool just by jamming it in hard enough like a gorilla, and its not like the iphone can take a lot of torque you won't need captain america to help turn it.

  177. Ridiculous... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter if Apple employees are allowed to resell them or not, someone in China will soon start manufacturing them.

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  178. Apple is an entertainment company now?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These screws, and resulting ./ thread, is the most entertaining news in January. Well done Apple - Entertaining world for free!!

  179. could they be lighter? by schlachter · · Score: 1

    Could the new screws be lighter? They seem to have more volume removed from the screw head. That would be a good reason for using them.

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  180. Those Aren't Screws!!! by rclandrum · · Score: 1

    They are subminiature USB 4.0 ports. I've got an external terabyte hard drive and a document scanner plugged in right now and both are working great!

    Man, you guys really screwed the pooch on this one.

  181. Amazon or Ebay anyone? by savvysteve · · Score: 1

    A previous poster was correct... a simple search for "Pentalobe Screwdriver" will yield the right tool for the job. They tried... they seem to keep pissing off customers... When the iPhone 5 is released with the new OS version 5 and all of the new features only work on the iPhone 5 I am sure they will piss lots more people off. I am tired of it already.

  182. Old screwdriver and a file... problem solved by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

    Just take an old cheap screwdriver and a file (or a dremel) and you should be able to convert it into an iScrew driver in about 2 minutes. Am I the only one who has done this in the past?

    1. Re:Old screwdriver and a file... problem solved by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      iScrew is my new favorite word.

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  183. Sounds like a business opportunity by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the first person to reverse-engineer the screwdriver and offer it for a reasonable price will make a hansom profit. I expect every parts store to include one in their kits within a year.

    I mean, really, proprietary screws? Does the iScrew have a sexy white finish?

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  184. Funny by Hu's_on_first · · Score: 1

    The luxury SUV I bought last year did not come with locking wheel nuts to protect the supposedly expensive alloy wheels. Now Apple is giving iPhone owners this "feature" for free. What's wrong with this picture?

  185. Ethical dilemma by Myopic · · Score: 1

    After being an Apple customer for fifteen years, and despite the high usability and desirability of Apple products, I decided I couldn't be an Apple customer about two years ago. They fucked me over on the video cables for my iPod, and I just decided I couldn't allow myself to be a chump consumer. I understand most people don't mind being chumps, but I just couldn't do it, so I gave up on Apple. Since that time, Apple has gone even farther down the chumpy road, so I don't regret my decision. But I do wish some other companies would start making equally awesome products.

  186. Fake outrage to sell tools that you don't need? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2

    This is a non-story for anyone who owns an iPhone 4. If your iPhone 4 breaks under warranty, take it into an Apple store or authorized repair depot. If the battery needs replacement and is not covered by warranty, send it in to Apple for replacement.

    There is no need to open up an iPhone 4 yourself.

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  187. ironic? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Is there any irony here: a company who's first products came in kit form, which helped establish their reputation among geeks, now goes to great lengths to make it very difficult for DIY'ers and anyone with a clue to fix, modify, or use their own possessions as they please?

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  188. Don't worry, China will have you covered soon by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I fully expect a penta-what-fucking-ever screw remover to appear on eBay sometime soon for less money that it'll cost to ship. Not that I really care as I don't buy fucking Apple but other manufacturers do seem to get ideas from Jobs&Co.

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  189. Not tamper resistant.. by bjwest · · Score: 1

    Calling this tamper resistant is like calling a phillips-head tamper resistant because all you have in your toolbox is a flat-head. Just because you have to buy a new tool doesn't make it tamper resistant.

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  190. Apple, the General Motors of their industry by paulqdotorg · · Score: 1

    Many years ago, General Motors invented the Torx screwdriver and screw so that you'd need to pay Mr. Goodwrench each and every time you needed a light bulb replaced. Eventually, the government forced them to allow 3rd party manufacturers to sell a compatible screwdriver, because consumers have a right to not get "Screwed" for the right to work on something they own. Perhaps the same will happen to Apple, but I like to believe that consumers are smart enough to purchase an alternative product.

  191. Vigilantism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I ostensibly discourage vigilantism, I would find it absolutely hilarious if, during the night, someone screwed an apple store's front door shut with larger versions of their pentalobar screw.

  192. Re:A quick google search ...these aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the pentalobular screwdrivers you are looking for...

    Get a DROID!

  193. Torx-plus Security by gweihir · · Score: 1

    You cannot get them, as they are patented and only sold to specific, authorized businesses. But you can get Torx-Security-alike with 5 instead of 6 notches and they will fit, albeit in "high tool wear" mode. Not an issue for low usage. I got my set cheap from a British shop off Ebay. Apparently these screws are also used in attempts to lock-down car parts against "unauthorized" maintenance.

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  194. rant by pbjones · · Score: 1

    the comment in the article by the CEO of iFixit should be read along with the iFixit adv which wishes to sell you a 20 cent screwdriver as part of a Liberation Kit, for $9.95. Profits can be made on both sides.

    http://www.ifixit.com/iPhone-Parts/iPhone-4-Liberation-Kit/IF182-019

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    1. Re:rant by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Why are you spamming on their behalf? Do you work for them?

      There is no need for that kit or to open your iPhone 4 as long as it is working and under warranty.

      If it is broken and under warranty, send it in for repair. Don't waste your time and money trying to fix it yourself.

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  195. EVERY, EVERY iPhone 4 TODAY IS UNDER WARRANTY by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    So only an idiot will open it if not being necessary, if the product fails under warranty simply is better, cheaper and faster to go to an authorized service provider and get a shinny new iPhone 4. I understand curiosity, but this is not like a huge change for Apple consumer products. Since the original G3 iMac many products from Apple are really hard to disassemble, I have in my workshop table a clam iBook from 1999 that needs a new hard drive, you have to follow 19 or 20 steps in a precise order to change the hard drive, is almost a full disassembly of the computer.

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  196. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something tells me we're being screwed five times over...

  197. Brute force technique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple way to fix this:

    1. Get a hardened steel flathead screwdriver and a hammer.
    2. Pound a new slot into the screwhead.
    3. Turn, the screw is now liberated.

    Now you have clear and easy access to fix the damage you did to the rest of the device.

  198. Why doesn't anyone mention the obvious? by dlparker · · Score: 1

    Penta - 5 - pentagram...

    Don't ANY of you people know about werewolves?!? This is indeed a frightening development.

    What Apple REALLY does not want you to know however, is that all their evil intentions can be thwarted by those north of the equator by whirling around in a counterclockwise motion and chanting "maria ouspenskaya" over and over again until they pass out. SOUTH of the equator you must spin in a clockwise motion. This is VERY important. You do not want to know the consequences of going the wrong direction. If you live near the equator, you must travel AT LEAST ten miles to the north or south before you do this. Personally, I would not go less than 50. And again, be VERY, VERY careful that you have the direction right!

  199. lawsuit? by belmolis · · Score: 1

    Since replacing the screws has nothing to do with service requested by the customer, this is simply vandalism. It looks to me like Apple is just asking to be sued. It's as if you took your car in to the dealer for service and they added a lock on the hood to which only they had the key.

  200. Making a specialized screwdriver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy some single or two part expoxy metal filler. Get some light water repellant aerosol oil. Get four inches of straight wire from a coat hanger from the dry cleaners. Bend one end of the wire at one inch by 90 degrees to make a handle to turn the scewdriver. Cross cut the other end about one quarter of one inch with a small hachsaw or small file to make a rough keyed surface. Make up a small sphere of the expoxy filler of about one quarter of an inch in diameter. Push the sphere onto the keyed end of the wire, so the wire tip is at the center of the sphere. Form the sphere up the wire where you pushed the wire in so it will adhere to the wire. Lay the phone with the awkward screws so the screws are face up. Fix the phone down with some Blutack to the desk. Make a card support to hold the wire vertically over where the screw is in the phone. Give the sphere a light puff of spray water repellant and carefully press it into the screw by pushing the sphere into the screw and not with the wire that's embedded into it. Support the wire vertically over the screw with bits of card and Blutack to keep it normal to the screw. Let the epoxy cure and then pull the tool free. Clean the surface of the cured expoxy. The tool should now be good to go.

  201. Screwdriver available at Amazon by hagfish+52 · · Score: 1

    A pentalobular screwdriver designed to fit the screws for the iPhone 4 is available at amazon.com for $6.99. Better hurry though, only one left! http://www.amazon.com/Pentalobe-Screwdriver-iPhone-generation-Silverhill/dp/B004IU9EDM

  202. bla bla wah wah by RichiH · · Score: 1

    1) This is old news.
    2) ifixit.com and others sell pentalobe screwdrivers.
    3) You _know_ Apple is doing it's very best to lock you in and screw you over. Either accept that or buy somewhere else.

  203. Funny screw heads by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Are the Pentalobular screws also known as thorx screw heads? Our local Canadian Tire store sells the screwdrivers (all size heads) for these screws. We now have to wait for an enthusiastic entrepreneur to post the screw drivers on Ebay. A new market for enginuity

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  204. First the holy trinity, now the pentagram by titten · · Score: 1

    I realize I'm late to the party, but this is just begging for the comment.

    I just spent 90% of the retail price of a MBP, with Apple Care Protection Plan, to fix one filled with Lipton's Yellow (why is it that the price of fixing a non-warranty failure on a Mac always costs 75-90% of the retail price btw?) I found that I was unable to remove the battery due to an unknown screw that I immediately dubbed the holy trinity. Now this pentalobular screw is nothing but a pentagram in disguise.

    The trip from heaven to hell is truly a short one. (And I'm sure I'll follow the same path because of this post, but so are you for those chuckles...)

  205. +1 informative by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    That's one I wouldn't have thought of. I've managed not to crack mine so far, but this is a good tip in case I do.