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  1. Re:Two simple changes to improve the dock on Tog Takes on Mac OS X 10.3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's like "lickable" ... with the mouth open. ;)

    (Sorry, it's the caffeine talking.)

  2. Hmm. on Apple Justifies iLife Price Tag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, first of all, unconfirmed submission: can someone point out where on the web Apple actually said this? And second of all, it should be pointed out that iLife comes bundled with every new Mac at no extra charge. And third of all, what's the big deal?

  3. Re:Shit... on Mars Rover Rolls And Turns · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw "Turns" okay, but my flight sim experience translated "Rolls" into something assuredly awful. :)

  4. Re:Translation on Ed Fries Leaves Microsoft's Game Unit · · Score: 0, Troll

    "I'm looking for a situation where I have a lot of freedom around the development of our products and the way those products come to market."

    Translation: "I would like to participate in the actual development of products instead of participating in purchasing other companies with existing products (AKA 'innovation')."

  5. Next step on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next step: Street Vendors selling RIAA-emblazoned jackets. Oh the hilarity!

  6. Don't forget on 4GB HD in Under an Inch · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not how big your hard drive is, it's how much RAM you have. ;)

  7. Re:Impossible on Surprise Galaxies at the Edge of Observable Space · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Erm, you do know that this research was funded by NASA too, right?

    Time is limited on the big 'scopes.

  8. Re:300 light years? on Surprise Galaxies at the Edge of Observable Space · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, it's actually 300 million light-years long. :) Kids these days and their new math.

  9. NASA on Surprise Galaxies at the Edge of Observable Space · · Score: 4, Informative

    Much better luck loading with the story at NASA's site, including an MPEG version of the animation.

  10. Re:Beagle2 on NASA Releases Mars Data for Maestro · · Score: 1

    "...the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition." -- Sir George Head, OBE

    (reference)

  11. Re:Hitchhiker's guide on Magnifying by Powers of Ten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are of course referring to the Total Perspective Vortex, which all extremists of any sort should be forced into.

    Which reminds of my favorite sig: "Death to all extremists!" :)

  12. Re:It isn't MacOS X that turns people off of Macs. on An Answer To "What is Mac OS X?" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, it's too bad that Apple forces you to use its LCD monitors and wireless hardware.

    Oh wait, they don't.

    Go away, troll.

  13. Re:Durable Material on Black Holes No More -- Introducing the Gravastar · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the food doesn't so much "not stick" as disappear from this universe. Depending on your cooking skills, this may or may not be a bad thing. :)

  14. Easy! on Making Antibubbles in Beer from Belgium · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ingredients:

    Dishwater
    Beer

    In sink, add beer to dishwater. Stir.

  15. Fiction on Best and Worst Books of 2003? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like to nominate the SCO court filings for best work of fiction...and worst work of fiction.

  16. Re:KDE is not to be ignored on UserLinux May Go Without KDE · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not exactly the same thing, as including both of those doesn't require anywhere near the amount of effort as supporting two development kits...at least, that's the argument Perens seems to be making.

  17. Re:Ice Age on The Best and Worst Movies of 2003? · · Score: 1

    Urf, really? Have to disagree with you there -- Ice Age couldn't hold a candle to Bug's Life, much less Monsters or Nemo. The only good parts of that movie were Scrat's. :)

  18. Re:And the cleaning lady's a hologram... on Duke Nukem Forever Drifts To 2005? · · Score: 1

    Considering pretty much everybody's head is 3D (4D, too, if you think about it), I would be way more impressed if the company were run by a 2D head. :)

  19. Re:Flavour on Coffee Flavored Breakfast Cereal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

    Jane: Goodyear?

    Frank: No, the worst.

  20. Re:How come on iTunes 4.2 and QuickTime 6.5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bzzzzt! So sorry!

    iChat
    iPhoto
    Final Cut
    Keynote
    DVD Studio
    Soundtrack
    WebObjects
    Streaming Server
    Broadcaster
    Remote Desktop
    AppleScript
    Panther

    Not to mention the hardware:

    AirPort Extreme
    iSight

    No problems with lowercase t -- in fact, I daresay the opposite is the case. :)

  21. Hmm on Eye-tracking Study Shows How Users Scan Web Pages · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was going to post a insightful reply, but got distracted by cool flashing ThinkGeek adverts. Ooooh, shiny!!!!

    Seriously though, I was a bit nonplussed to be spoken to by Michael Jordan the other day whilst browsing the Yahoo site. Turns out it was a Flash banner ad for an underwear company, for which the purported greatest basketball player of all time was hawking. Yes, it caused me to glance up, but then it also caused the following sequence: a scowl, an epithet, an immediate drop in my opinion of MJ and the product, and a drop in the likelihood I will either buy the product or use Yahoo as a resource.

    My fear is that as broadband becomes more commonplace, it's not going to mean faster browsing for everybody, it's going to be mean actual commercials on the web. To quote Snoopy: "Blech!"

  22. Re:steve jobs on Microsoft's New Core OS Team Learning from Linux · · Score: 1

    Irritation is the sincerest form of flattery?

  23. Re:"using" this sim on Planetary Formation Sim Suggests Many Water Worlds · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are a naysaying, party-pooping wet blanket!

  24. Re:Games on Pigeons Faster than Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we know the real reason "Duke Nukem Forever: Rats of the Air" was delayed.

  25. Re:Inaccurate on EA Uses ASCII Billboard To Woo Rivals · · Score: 4, Funny

    Graphic designers.