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RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets

Lapzilla writes "In an article from LA Weekly, it would appear the RIAA has taken their fight to the streets. Wearing jackets with "RIAA" emblazoned upon them, they have taken to busting street vendors in an FBI fashion for selling bootleg CDs and DVDs."

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  1. Time to get to work... by DaZedAdAm · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Make RIAA jacket and take street vendors' products.
    2. ?
    3. Profit!!!

    1. Re:Time to get to work... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      just say "sign this and i will not arrest you or hassle your grandmother".... then get them to sign something that says:
      "i understand that this guy taking my stuff is nobody important and i will not try to get it back, or beat him or sue"

      if they refuse, move on

    2. Re:Time to get to work... by Boing · · Score: 0, Troll
      Time to get to work... (Score:3, Funny)
      by DaZedAdAm (131819) on Friday January 09, @03:02PM (#7931712)
      1. Make RIAA jacket and take street vendors' products.
      2. ?
      3. Profit!!!

      At this point, I just don't know whether there are still people who find that tired joke funny, or whether you're getting the "funny" moderations by people who laugh at the meta-joke. Or both.

    3. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is a test

    4. Re:Time to get to work... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Oooooh Oooh, pick me! I know #2!!

      2. Threaten politicians to no longer support their campaign if they do not actively seek to create the laws that *YOU* want!!

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    5. Re:Time to get to work... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Er... laws that *THEY* want, not YOU ;)

      (without that, the reply seemed kinda "trollish")

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    6. Re:Time to get to work... by FroMan · · Score: 1

      2 is simple:

      Sing this while you are beating down the street vendors:

      Bad boys, bad boys. Whacha gonna do?
      Whacha gonna do when they come for you?

      Oh yeah, um, (c) someone else who owns the rights to the song.

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    7. Re:Time to get to work... by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it was both a parody on the old Southpark joke (adopted so well here at /.) and pretty funny (ironic) that someone would pretend to be a pirate buster, to bust pirates using a pirated logo.

      On a serious note I am really glad they are going after real pirates, i.e. those nasty organised crime gangs that sell boot-leg materials, making profits to fund other nasty activities. If the RIAA concentrated on going after organised crime (people who make a profit on piracy) rather than individuals who are only after single-use and no profit-at-the-expense-of-others mentality, I may start to like them.

      IMHO most people who download music will either subsequently buy the item if they like it (repeated use, better quality from a CD, associated benefits etc), or not buy it if they don't (like music from a radio, occasional use, but don't mind if they have it or not). Organised pirates take money destined for artists/labels from people who would otherwise be likely to pay full (fair, maybe full after discount sometimes) price.

      Organised criminals are the real pirates.

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    8. Re:Time to get to work... by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Didn't some Big wig from the ATF come over to the RIAA? Wonder who came up with this idea?

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    9. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

    10. Re:Time to get to work... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but the RIAA stormtrooper methods are so questionable that the actions should not be praised, regardless of the fact that these vendors might be a better target than the end user.

    11. Re:Time to get to work... by Triv · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're missing the point, I think.

      The problem isn't with the intent, per se, the problem is with the RIAA's methods - a bunch of ex-cops in RIAA jackets go up to a guy selling stuff on the street raid-style, scare the shit outta him, make him sign a "They didn't do anything illegal, honest, my goods were given over voluntarily" document and confiscate their discs. They have no right to do this. They're not police or an authority designated by the government, they're pinkertons hired by the RIAA to enforce their rules. This is wholeheartedly illegal (impersonating a police officer, etc.)

      I'm all for the taking down of the major bootleggers, but this is utterly criminal. These people have zero authority to enforce any laws, anywhere. It's a PR blitz that will hopefully backfire.

      Triv

    12. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about one that has this on the back...

      RIAA
      STFU

      (Posting AC because I already moderated)

    13. Re:Time to get to work... by monkeydo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They have no right to do this. They're not police or an authority designated by the government, they're pinkertons hired by the RIAA to enforce their rules.

      Um, no. They're agents of the owners of the copyrights being infringed. They can legally do anything the original copyright holder could do including agreeing not to sue the offender in exchange for ceasing the infringing activity. While they might not be legally justified in using force to seize the property, NO ONE is alleging they did. Their attire is completly irrelevant to this point.

      If they represented themselves as police officers then they are guilty of a criminal offense, which is completely orthogonal to the confiscation.

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    14. Re:Time to get to work... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >Organised criminals are the real pirates.

      And the un-organized criminals are innocents in the cross-fire?

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    15. Re:Time to get to work... by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...a guy selling stuff on the street raid-style, scare the shit outta him...

      You refer to missing the point... the point is these 'guys that get the shit scared out of them' know they are selling illegal stuff, they are not angels, they are not even people who've fallen on hard times, they are nasty characters helping violent criminal gangs.

      If a bunch of ex-cops are sponsored to go and scare them then fine. These are people that scare intimidate others, that 'protect' (as in protection racket) others.

      If the violent gang down me street had got pissed off some other gang and got roughed up by them fine, I'm happy with that. I know the other gang are not going after me. The police know this is gang-on-gang stuff, I'm sweet.

      If you think that 'to scare the shit' out of these bootleggers is step 1 and step 2 is to scare you, so in turn you defend the violent gangs' right to break the law (by opposing their persecution), profit from others and abuse you, them you, sir, are missing the point.

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    16. Re:Time to get to work... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Well...

      Depending on the state it's legal to make arrests if you see a crime being commited or if you know about a crime.

      Depending on the state and county, the law varies on what powers of arrest a citizen has, but in some places it's fine to do that sort of thing...IF a crime is being committed.

      But I agree the RIAA is out of control and if they tried to do that sort of thing to me, I'd resist.

      If they try it to the wrong person in the wrong jurisdiction I'd image an RIAA Agent catching some lead.

    17. Re:Time to get to work... by netruner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too bad they won't really find out how much authority they don't have until one of the scumbag pirates decides to defend themselves. This also brings up an interesting point- it's always easier to start with doing this stuff to scumbags first- once it becomes common practice, then you can start doing it to other people.

      IIRC from my intellectual property law class, raids must be conducted by law enforcement- the IP owner only gets to go along to identify what was not legit.

      Taking the law into your own hands like this makes you just as much a criminal as the person you're after. (and the person you're after is probably a better criminal than the hack that's doing it for the first time)

      Take a step onto the illegal side, and you can't expect the law to protect you.

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    18. Re:Time to get to work... by Kissing+Crimson · · Score: 3, Informative

      Citizen's arrest powers only apply to violent acts, and usually only to felonies. Sorry, but you can't slap handcuffs on the guy in the next cube because he has a few MP3's.

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    19. Re:Time to get to work... by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      It's:
      a) presumed guilt rather than innocence.
      b) no fair trial; in fact, no trial at all.
      c) masquerading as a law enforcement official. (They undeniably masquerade, they undeniably indicate that what they're doing pertains to the law, they undeniably are demonstrably enforcing said law, and they undeniably pretend to be official in some respect)

      The example given - the car lot attendant - what was to stop the RIAA from telling the real law enforcement authorities about him. It wasn't as if he'd be hard to trace.

      YAW.

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    20. Re:Time to get to work... by flossie · · Score: 1
      "... they are nasty characters helping violent criminal gangs ..."
      "These are people that scare intimidate others ..."
      "If the violent gang down me street ..."
      "... defend the violent gangs' right to break the law ..."

      And where exactly is your evidence that all people selling bootleg albums are connected to violent gangs? Since when has large scale copyright infringement automatically been deemed to be a violent act?

    21. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If they drive around, take pictures of carts or people selling street warez, and turn this over to the cops or attorney general or whoever, great. Legal, plus we're not wasting police resources on petty crimes when there are so many other problems.

      What makes me queasy is the confrontation aspect, the deceptive credentials, trying to make themselves look like cops. We do *not* need privatized law enforcement in this country.

    22. Re:Time to get to work... by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 1

      Personal experience.

      Have you ever spoken with bootleggers? Have you ever wondered how they get DVD/CD images (we're not talking DivX w/ AC3)? That the distribution netword for these images is on a massive scale? That these bootleggers are the footsoldiers for the organised gangs who run the copying and distribution networks? Have you ever seen two piracy gangs to to battle (fighting over lucrative territory)? Don't you think there are big bucks to be made?

      Well I have. It is logical deduction that where ever illegal money is to be made its location will be competed over. They will compete better if well organised. Bigger rewards will attract more intelligent, more forceful and more violent gangs. Bootleg music/movies attract very high revenue streams.

      Oh, and besides this obvious deduction, I lived above a street market for a year (when I was a student), opposite a bootleg stall as it happens. I have seen it with my eyes. Seeing what I did in person I invited the police to set up a surverlance camera in my flat, and now there are several more violent criminals behind bars.

      No one said ...large scale copyright infringement automatically been deemed to be a violent act... but I supose bending the words fits in better with your supporting these violent people?

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    23. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, the point is innocent until PROVEN guilty. See the difference? Prove someone did a crime, and you can punish them...

    24. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to put it in perspective, chief.

    25. Re:Time to get to work... by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 1

      They are not being punished, they are being dealt with heavy handed. I don't see their asses impounded, or being mutilated by these ex cops (as these gangs reguraly do to each other). RIAA methods of kidnap or mutilation would give the RIAA really bad publicity, ther don't wan that.

      And they are not doing this. They are giving a warning. Warning... Punishment... See the difference?

      Quit hiding your opinions as a coward... post logged in or continue to hide under a bridge.

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    26. Re:Time to get to work... by flossie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I didn't deny that there are violent gangs involved in bootlegging. I do however dispute the assertion that *all* bootleggers are connected to violent gangs.

      "It is logical deduction that where ever illegal money is to be made its location will be competed over. They will compete better if well organised. Bigger rewards will attract more intelligent, more forceful and more violent gangs. Bootleg music/movies attract very high revenue streams."

      Legitimate music/movies also attract very high revenue streams. Your logic would imply that the MPAA and RIAA should also resort to the use of force to protect their markets ... Hey, you could be on to something here!

      "I supose bending the words fits in better with your supporting these violent people"

      I'm not bending any words. Four unsubstantiated statements of yours implied that all bootleggers are connected to violence. I disagree. Now, speaking of bending words, would you care to point out where I expressed any support for violent people (see you are at it again, assumptions of guilt in connection with violent crime just because they are selling CDs - if they are guilty of violence, prove it (as you say did at the market, very commendable)).

      Or perhaps you feel we should just abandon the idea of due process. How about a new justice: Some <ethnic minority|majority of your choice> are violent criminals therefore hired thugs should be able to rough up all <ethnic minority|majority of your choice>.

    27. Re:Time to get to work... by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 1

      "I supose bending the words fits in better with your supporting these violent people"

      "m not bending any words. Four unsubstantiated statements of yours implied that all bootleggers are connected to violence."

      And I originally said: "No one said ...large scale copyright infringement automatically been deemed to be a violent act... but I supose bending the words fits in better with your supporting these violent people"... no breaks

      Now, I am not even going to bother with the rest of your trolling.

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    28. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm only familiar with the term "orthogonal" in a math context. What do you mean by the sentence:

      "If they represented themselves as police officers then they are guilty of a criminal offense, which is completely orthogonal to the confiscation."

      I'm not trolling, I honestly want to know. I find it an interesting word choice.

    29. Re:Time to get to work... by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      These people have zero authority to enforce any laws, anywhere.

      Maybe where you're from. Here in the USA, corporations pretty much have the right to do whatever they want whenever they want and you must be some kind of communist to suggest otherwise. Don't you realize there are profits being lost?

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    30. Re:Time to get to work... by qbproger · · Score: 1

      profit seems a little wrong. While people are still buying CDs, there are definitely people who refuse just because of the RIAA. I for one have stopped buying all music because of the lawsuits. So have quite a few of my friends.

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    31. Re:Time to get to work... by flossie · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now, I am not even going to bother with the rest of your trolling.

      :-) Oh, you're funny!

      Is that another way of saying that your original argument is indefensible?

    32. Re:Time to get to work... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Their attire is completly irrelevant to this point.

      Not if it would lead a reasonable person to believe that they are a police officer.

      If they represented themselves as police officers then they are guilty of a criminal offense,

      Indeed.

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    33. Re:Time to get to work... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Depending on the state and county, the law varies on what powers of arrest a citizen has, but in some places it's fine to do that sort of thing...IF a crime is being committed
      But you are required to turn the arrested person over to a police officer as soon as possible.

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    34. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was much easier to say/write than "unrelated". Plus it makes you sound smarter.

    35. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, but I'm used to seeing "tangential" in that kind of situation. I still don't get it.

    36. Re:Time to get to work... by ErikZ · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, anyone can do this. It's called a citizens arrest. The police aren't some sort of super-citizen. They are simply citizens that have the full time job of law-enforcement.

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    37. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tangential implies that they actually intersect at some point.

    38. Re:Time to get to work... by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Not if it would lead a reasonable person to believe that they are a police officer.

      That would make it relevant to the second point, which you seem to agree with.

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    39. Re:Time to get to work... by TomServo · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest problem with this is, again, they're not going after the big "organised crime". It's similar to the war on drugs, there are a lot of users that get busted, but the people who organise everything, the big cartel owners, get away scot free.

      Just from reading the article (which, knowing the LA Weekly, has a leftist slant), I get the impression that they're busting a bunch of guys who found this good gig selling CDs in local parking lots and make a bit of cash doing so. They get the CDs from some distributor, and, knowing how things are here in Santa Monica, they probably assume they're legit. Now, you're busting some guy who's trying to make a living selling CDs instead of going the other route and selling drugs, while the actual music pirate who is distributing the CDs to him is unaffected. I can guarantee you he can find another down-on-his-luck immigrant to sell CDs for him in the same parking lot within a few days. Nothing happens to him though....

      Finally, from the article: "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

      I almost get the assumption that this guy is the same kind of person who would claim that those hispanic guys "all look the same." As is, a picture may be worth a thousand words, but they're only talking about taking height and weight measurements, not pictures. So now, we've got a bunch of RIAA enforcers wanderin around looking for a 5'6" hispanic man of medium build. Kinda gives them license to hassle 50-60% of the street vendors in Santa Monica and on Sunset, dontcha think?

    40. Re:Time to get to work... by Loud_Funny_Words · · Score: 1

      Maybe their just hoping for free porn!

    41. Re:Time to get to work... by the+argonaut · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except what they're doing isn't a citizen's (note the apostrophe) arrest. In almost every state statute covering citizen's arrests, one of the requirements is that you turn over the arrested person to law enforcement for prosecution. The concept isn't that any joe citizen on the street can start executing his own style of vigilante justice, but rather that in cases where a police officer is not present a private citizen may act to prevent the carrying out of a crime - but as soon as is feasible the arrestee should be turned over to actual law enforcement.

      What the RIAA is doing in this case is harassing people who happen to be breaking the law, and I think the way in which they are choosing to pursue is of dubious legality. I wouldn't be surprised if they find themselves on the other end of a lawsuit in the near future over this.

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    42. Re:Time to get to work... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      He Said:
      Too bad they won't really find out how much authority they don't have until one of the scumbag pirates decides to defend themselves.

      Exactly, they'd have to hire nothing less than some 6'5" 300 pound one eyed brothas to try that here in NYC. The people that sell bootlegz here aren't exactly meek parking lot attendants, and the way the set it up here, it is all ready to be broken down and carried away in under 60 seconds as soon as the lookout spots a beat cop.

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    43. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No it doesn't. Back to Geometry for you!

    44. Re:Time to get to work... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Umnh...
      What the RIAA is doing in this case is harassing people who they claim happen to be breaking the law, ...

      People selling CD on street corners could be, and in my experience are, people selling their own work without a contract with the RIAA. That makes the RIAA pursumptive thieves with assault thrown in. Presumably not battery, if they are pretending to be legit.

      OTOH, they are doing it for hire. That's not only conspiracy, but also, I think, racketeering.

      Nice "justice" system we've got.

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    45. Re:Time to get to work... by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm only familiar with the term "orthogonal" in a math context. What do you mean by the sentence:

      "If they represented themselves as police officers then they are guilty of a criminal offense, which is completely orthogonal to the confiscation."

      It's the same sense of the word. Consider representing your self as a police officer as a vector (call it RPO) of social/ethical concerns, and likewise confiscation (call it CONF). He's saying that RPO dot CONF equals zero; in other words, that issues raised by one are not raised by the other or--to the extent that they are--the ways in which they are raised cancel out overall.

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      P.S. A less formal way of looking at it: if you were to change the extent to which they were guilty of either PRO or CONF, the change would have no effect on the magnitude of their guilt with regard to the other offense.

    46. Re:Time to get to work... by jesser · · Score: 1

      This also brings up an interesting point- it's always easier to start with doing this stuff to scumbags first- once it becomes common practice, then you can start doing it to other people.

      You mean like this?

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    47. Re:Time to get to work... by dcgaber · · Score: 1

      Hardly...from a legal standpoint I doubt there is anything wrong with their actions. This is NOT a raid in terms of a criminal bust, this is legal self help.

      I assume the agents announce themselves as agents of RIAA enforcement bureau, or something like that. To a layman, that may seem like an official person, but they have not made any sort of reference to being an agent of the government. Remember, people also thought during the subpeona craze that a 12 year old was arrested, when in fact she was sued in a civil action; huge difference. The RIAA has no police power, and likely, they did not assert that they did. If someone assumes they do, that is their mistake.

      These agents next likely told them what they are doing is both illegal and subject to civil suit. Likely, they told them that they could be charged with a felony. I even guess that they threatened to report them to the FBI if they do not immediatly confiscate the material. Then they are issued an incident report which they signed. I would love to see a copy, but I suspect that it is very similar to amnesty agreement they have, and that has been covered here. Meaning, if they catch them again, they will report them or do sue. But given that they are likely judgement proof (poor as dirt), it will probably be report to authorities and hope for publicity on this.

      Now you can make a moral argument that the RIAA should not be going after poor immigrant (perhaps illegals) workers who speak next to no english, are confused by the situation, and maybe dont even know the criminality of their actions. But if you are going to say that, then really what course of action does the RIAA have? Their policy of going after individual file traders is stupid on so many levels, but why should they not go after those who are actually profiting from their work? And you really think the feds will not plea out their case for legitimate information leading to the top dogs in the distribution channel? Please, I would love to hear a /. defense of those guys!

    48. Re:Time to get to work... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Umm... I think they mean people selling illegal copies of RIAA-member CDs on street corners, not indie artists.

    49. Re:Time to get to work... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      I am really glad they are going after real pirates

      No they're not. They're going after bootleggers. Going after real pirates is the job of the Coast Guard and/or Navy. Maybe shipping companies who lose valuable cargo to pirates could organise a bust, but that's offtopic since this article is about the RIAA busting bootleggers, even if they call them 'pirates'.

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    50. Re:Time to get to work... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      You are forgotting that without organized crime, we would have no one to supply our cities with heroin and prostitues. And who wants to live in a world without heroin and prostitues?

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    51. Re:Time to get to work... by thayfen · · Score: 1

      Okay, Guys...Two words: "Brown. Shirts."

    52. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the RIAA bought and played every copy of the vendors merchandise to verify this, Right?

    53. Re:Time to get to work... by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      People selling CD on street corners could be, and in my experience are, people selling their own work without a contract with the RIAA.

      I'd be interested to see the result when they hit a RenFaire (small merchants who are or personally know the performer), SF Con (lots of Filk tapes and CDs that look bootleg) or one of the flea market guys who sells small/local band stuff (usually bad heavy metal or young punk).

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    54. Re:Time to get to work... by Kenrod · · Score: 1

      Showing up at someone's business and threatening them to turn over merchandise "or else" is illegal, no matter the circumstances. It's called extortion - doesn't matter if the claim is legitimate or not. There's a reason governments have courts, legislatures, and police. If the RIAA thinks someone is doing something illegal, they should go to the authorities.

      Just like every other citizen.

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    55. Re:Time to get to work... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In California, you can place someone under citizen's arrest if you witness them committing a misdemeanor, or you have reason to believe they have comitted a felony. There is no restriction on whether it is a violent act or not. Trespassing, for example, is not a violent act, but it is a misdemeanor (the trespassing party must be warned that they are trespassing and asked to leave before arresting them, however.)

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    56. Re:Time to get to work... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      They don't have to SAY they are police officers. They have to intentionally give the impression. So if they wear those jackets and give those pink official ticket looking forms to people to make themselves seem like real serious official legal entities, they have broken the law.

      Which is why if you read the article the LAPD spokesman didn't say to give them a call if they say they are police, he said to give the LAPD a call if you get the impression they are law enforcement.

    57. Re:Time to get to work... by nyseal · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. With all the enforcement agencies out there (local police, county sheriffs, state police, FBI, DEA, CIA, ATF, NSA, etc....) whose to say that someone approaching you doesn't have legal authority? Sheesh, there's a new 'enforcement' angency created every 10 days for Christ's sake.

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    58. Re:Time to get to work... by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      What the RIAA is doing in this case is harassing people who they claim happen to be breaking the law, ...

      I can't argue with your correction. In fact, i think it makes my point even stronger.

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    59. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only need to find one illegaly copied CD for the street vendor to be busted.

      If they're selling CDs with "Britney Spears" written on them, chances are that they're illegal. It doesn't matter if they are also selling legit music as well.

    60. Re:Time to get to work... by putaro · · Score: 1

      Have you ever wondered how they get DVD/CD images (we're not talking DivX w/ AC3)?


      Ummm....they go buy a copy? CD's AND DVD's are trivial to copy and you don't need some special "master image" to make bootlegs. Don't forget that CSS is NOT a copy protection scheme - it's a content control scheme. The player knows how to decrypt the content, you don't need to decrypt to copy it.

    61. Re:Time to get to work... by pherris · · Score: 1
      from EFF Breaking News
      December 10, 2003 - 02:19 PM
      RIAA Hires Head of ATF for Piracy Enforcement

      The RIAA announced yesterday that they have hired Bradley A. Buckles, director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), to head up their anti-piracy unit. "This is just another example of the RIAA's ongoing plan to treat American consumers like criminals instead of customers," said EFF Staff Attorney Jason Schultz. "If they really wanted to solve their file-sharing problems, the RIAA should have considered hiring someone with a business plan rather than a baton and a bulletproof vest."

      Welcome to Amerika.
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    62. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it does, and it's use in english usually means something related to the matter at hand, but not at all relevant at this point in time.

    63. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The RIAA has no police power, and likely, they did not assert that they did. If someone assumes they do, that is their mistake.

      If I dress up in a policeman's uniform, stick RIAA where any reference to a particular police department might be, and then run around in public doing things in the RIAA's name without claiming to be a policeman - does that mean I'm guilt-free?

      You cannot assume a position of authority, through dress, conduct, or words, and force others to do what you want under the guise of that authority. If a "reasonable person" has trouble distinguishing the individual(s) from an actual government authority due to these kinds of actions on the part of the individual(s) - the individual(s) can be held guilty. Vigilantes are, by and large, illegal, in no small part due to this.

      While that doesn't make the selling of pirated goods legal, just as when a police officer commits an infraction during a criminal investigation, it can mean that the evidence gathered will be ruled illegal. You cannot hold a gun to someone's head and force them to sign a piece of paper that admits guilt without risking having that piece of evidence (as well as any other evidence gathered afterwards) from being thrown out.

      There have been a lot of cases recently where a corporation or group of corporations has gone after people to extort money. It amounts to extortion because even though the government refuses to prosecute the individual(s) due to lack of evidence, the corporation(s) nevertheless request a massive payoff in return for not suing in civil court, yet the threat of lawsuit is mostly done due to alleged violations of the criminal code - not the civil code. Many of these lawsuits are being summarily thrown out of court due to this assumption of authority.

      The unfortunate thing is that if the RIAA picks it's targets well, it will get away with extorting money from these poor individual(s) for a long time, until it picks the wrong target. Afterwards, in all likelihood, the RIAA will be granted government protection to avoid the massive judgements that will follow.

      Welcome to Ashcroft's America.
    64. Re:Time to get to work... by AVryhof · · Score: 1

      They're agents of the owners of the copyrights being infringed. They can legally do anything the original copyright holder could do


      Which means, if I want to walk on to your property and search for evidence without
      Law Enforcement Officials, and a Warrant to see if you have my copyrighted material, I can?

      Even police aren't allowed to search your property without a warrant... so I'm certainly not going to let some schmoe in a fancy jacket come into my place of business without a warrant because he thinks I infringed on his copyright.

      Copyright law is like any other law, innocent until proven guilty. It's not my job to say I'm guilty, it's your job to go to the courts, obtain a warrant, and execute the warrant as it is stated.

      A good example: We have a regional flea market here, it attracts alot of people weekly. There is a bootlegger that sells copied CDs, it's obviously because you can see the print lines in the labels, and case inserts. There are police at the flea market to protect the vendors from shop lifting. They don't have a warrant to look for bootlegs, therefore they tend to not do anything about these obviously illegal CDs being sold.
    65. Re:Time to get to work... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      These RIAA guys would feel funny if they walked up to someone on one of these mock raids and got a Smith & Wesson stuck in their face.

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    66. Re:Time to get to work... by visgoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ausgezeichnet! Alle hageln das RIAA!

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    67. Re:Time to get to work... by visgoth · · Score: 1

      Remember, if you have enough money anything is perfectly legal.

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    68. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just a matter of time before someone shoots them in the head by accident. I can't wait.

    69. Re:Time to get to work... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'd think that would be easy to set up: Burn yourself a bunch of CDs of random noise. Label 'em "[insert RIAA membername here]'s Greatest Hits". Pick street corner. Wait for RIAA enforcers to confiscate your stuff. Prosecture 'em for theft, or sue 'em for restraint of trade, or whatever best fits.

      While I agree that going after *real* pirates is where the RIAA's interests should and truly lie, I'm not so sure this street vigilanteism is an improvement over their P2P vigilanteism. Not only that, but wait til they hit on some gang that has no qualms about shooting back, and someone gets killed. That could lead to some fairly horrifying anti-piracy legislation, which assumes that all media pirates are also armed and dangerous gang members. (Well, at least then the criminal penalties would approach suiting the crime... how many more hard years do you presently get for media piracy than for manslaughter??)

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    70. Re:Time to get to work... by Viceice · · Score: 1

      Oi? A Real pirate is is someone with the job of raiding ships at seas. What you are looking for is a bootlegger.

      Arrrr... Shiver me timbers....

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    71. Re:Time to get to work... by Quicksilverdime · · Score: 1

      We're starting to get to work. Come join the Constitutional Rights Enforcement & Support Team (C.R.E.S.T.) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thecrest. If you think that our group is a little too extreme read this. http://www.conspiracypenpal.com/columns/arms.htm and http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/Our_Culture/paramili tary_extremists_riot.htm Their having their own private law enforcement should be met with opposition by the people. It is definitely unconstitutional. Personally I think pirating music and CD's for profit should be against the law but the industry should lower their prices to what the "pirates" are charging so people can afford them. They'd still make a hefty profit. Same with computer software. Charging outrageous prices for CD's and tapes should also be illegal. There should also be a reasonable limit to keep music, software, movies etc. out of the public domain and after that it should be free. Like 3 to 5 years or something. Seems like a resonable compromise. Yours in Liberty, Quicksilverdime

    72. Re:Time to get to work... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      2. Sell the mostly bootleg (but some perfectly genuine)discs you stole from street vendors while playing cop. While most street vendors are selling counterfeits and bootlegs, that doesn't justify vigilantism. I am sure some of the dealers they will harass are gangstas who will bust a cap in their ass. The playing cop scheme will then abruptly end. As the fake cops lie there bleeding to death, they will have to ask themselves, "Was it worth it? Was it really worth it?"

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    73. Re:Time to get to work... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      One thing you need to consider is that the RIAA are an organized crime syndicate. Read more at dontbuycds.org

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    74. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA has nothing to do with "all" music. It's fine to not buy from people represented by the RIAA but don't give up on all us hard working musicians :)

    75. Re:Time to get to work... by orpx · · Score: 0

      God,

      It's me John. The world is so confusing Today. Once wrongs, have become right, truth, lost in generations. Now, all it seems you need to get by, is to have an inflated ego, and act,(thank you tv!), like you know what your talking about. I for one, Father, know that this world is only synethetic, so don't take it as being a Great Infinite Creation, as to yours Lord. Ignorant I am, Intuitive i be. With out you Lord, I'd be lost in nothing but my own limitations.

    76. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If anyone else were doing it, it would probably be called Racketeering.

    77. Re:Time to get to work... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They take anything on CD-R. A while ago there was a story on /. about these RIAA goons going into actual stores, not street corners, and taking all of their stuff on CD-R, which just so happened to be legit indy stuff.

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    78. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you by any chance a 13 year old, or are simply a product of our public educational system ?

    79. Re:Time to get to work... by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      It may (and probably does) depend on state and any recent rulings, but I've been involved in private law enforcement. (think rent-a-cop, but the kind that actually have legal, social, and firearm training - and carry.)

      The only answer is to check your local regs, because many companies I've worked for have trained their security officers on the finer points - mostly centered around trespass law and what class of laws you can and cannot use reasonable force to detain someone for breaking.

      Also, another point, there is a major difference in the eyes of the law when you look at a situation involving a private individual, and someone employed and sanctioned by an organization to enforce/protect/whatever it is that you're doing.

      Anyway, hope I haven't been too incoherent here, in a hurry to correct this, because I'm on break and it all comes down to your local jurisdiction. If you're really interested, get some security training in your local area, or retain an expensive lawyer. Mistakes in this area cost megabucks.

    80. Re:Time to get to work... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      And one day they'll try that on someone who:
      1) actually wrote, performed & recorded the work in question;
      2) has his friend-of-the-family lawyer right there beside him;

      and then they'll find out what a can of worms looks like... It would help enormously if the artist main employer was the local police dept. C'mon guys, surely there're some cops that also write/perform on the side? Can't a couple of you get together and starting kicking these bozos?

    81. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it encouraging that these and similar worthless scum go around wearing a jacket with their 'pig denomination' printed in large letters on the back. This will make things real easy come the revolution and save bullets :)

    82. Re:Time to get to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey nark, its a good job we have people like yourself that can distinguish between the 'real' pirates and innocent citizens.

      Perhaps you will remember your enthusiasm when your door is kicked in at 4:00am because you are an 'unlicenced' coder, or just like in Terry Gillinghams "Bazil" because you hired an unlicenced plumber to fix your heating :

    83. Re:Time to get to work... by metroid+composite · · Score: 1
      Not if it would lead a reasonable person to believe that they are a police officer. If they represented themselves as police officers then they are guilty of a criminal offense.
      What reasonable person believes that police officers would have RIAA written on their shirts? There's no "PD" in that acronym, for starters, even if you don't keep up with internet news.

      Now, if someone is confused, asks them "are you Police" and they respond "yes" then certainly they'd be in trouble.

    84. Re:Time to get to work... by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Excellent Post.

      Please consider this a Karma mod.

    85. Re:Time to get to work... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah woo, go RIAA, you fight the pirates! That guy sold what? 5 CDs a week? Yeah you got Mr Big alright. I'm sure people will start buying the overpriced crap you put on the shelves again now.

    86. Re:Time to get to work... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      What reasonable person believes that police officers would have RIAA written on their shirts?

      Most "reasonable people" who are not as hyper-aware of issues surrounding music and downloading would. Folks who don't read Slashdot.

      There's no "PD" in that acronym, for starters, even if you don't keep up with internet news.

      There's no "PD" in DEA either. Or FBI. Or... you get the idea.

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    87. Re:Time to get to work... by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
      I agree. They're not the cops. They don't have a warrant. So you could probably not even lie when you say you were assaulted.

      I can only imagine what would happen if they came banging on someone's door. Start the video camera, call 911, open the door and shoot anyone in the leg that crosses the doorway.

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    88. Re:Time to get to work... by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you talking about that case in Indianapolis. That guy was selling mixes on CDR's, but they were by RIAA artists. (released unofficially by the RIAA artists too, so confusing to the store owner why it would be illegal)

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  2. Cool... by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like saving taxdollars. They do the police's work and the police can worry about real crime, then.

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    1. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also think private entities should do the states' work. Like collect taxes.

    2. Re:Cool... by PRES_00 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If they admitted that their "sue y'all" tactics are just a lame excuse for a dying marketing strategy; the police wouldn't have had to worry about arresting some 14 year old kid for doing something that they probably did too in their youth (tape recording).

    3. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do have a point, but...well...the word vigilante does come to mind....

    4. Re:Cool... by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They do the police's work and the police can worry about real crime, then.

      oh there's a smashing idea! private citizens' initiatives at law enforcement always turn out to be fair and equatible treatments of not only the letter but the spirit of the law.

    5. Re:Cool... by praksys · · Score: 1

      I agree with the general idea. Private enforcement of private property rights (and I mean lawful enforcement, not vigilante stuff) does save the government a lot of money, and it does allow the police to focus on more important matters.

      Still, if these guys get used to playing cops, and everyone else gets used to them playing cops, then one day they might stop just playing. I would hate to wake up one day and find that the RIAA has a real police force with real police powers, rather than just this pretend outfit.

    6. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      real crimes like:
      -impersinating cops/fbi
      -theatening people's work/business without proper athority/court order
      -breaking and entering.

      vs the fake crimes we wish the could. like:
      -spelling like a /. editor
      -being a dumb troll (not a normal troll, a dumb one. smart trolls rock!)
      -being over 18 and still using aol
      -herasing tech support via the phone
      -not supporting darwanism* (helmet laws, seat-belt laws, safty safty safty)

      *anti-darwanism is a terrist to the human race!
      i am not saying only the strong should survive, just that the dumb ones shouldn't be stopped from removing themselfs 'volitarily'.

    7. Re:Cool... by brundlefly · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How is this different from Macy's in New York, which has its own holding cell in their basement for shoplifters who have been detained and are awaiting the NYPD?

    8. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... yeah dude, I just switched to this new RTP (Revenue Tax Provider) a couple years ago and they've been getting my refund back to me about a week faster, on average ...

    9. Re:Cool... by SlashDread · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Macy's wont come storming your house pretending to be police, when you are a shoplifting suspect, thats what.

      "/Dread"

    10. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macy's shoplifters were caught in Macy's store.

    11. Re:Cool... by cshark · · Score: 1

      Wait, so are we to believe that the RIAA has started a vigilante group?

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    12. Re:Cool... by Tassach · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's like vigilantism. Last time I checked, the RIAA did not have police powers. Even if they hired licencesd private investigators, the most they can legally do is gather evidence to present to a jury. If they're confiscating a vendor's goods (even if they are infringing copyright) without a court order, it is THEFT (the real kind). If they detain someone, it's false arrest. If they hit someone, it's assault & battery.

      Except under some VERY limited circumstances, private citizens are not allowed to enforce the law, and even then they are taking a risk of being charged themselves.

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    13. Re:Cool... by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even that is kind of sketchy-seeming; however, you're on their property and presumably you're placed under a 'citizen\'s arrest' by them, which I believe it technically legal, though you'd better know exactly what you're doing lest you find yourself the target of a tremendous lawsuit and/or unlawful detention charges.

      If you break into the RIAA headquarters, and they hold you there until the police arrive, it's probably legal. But if they randomly run around -- in public or, better yet, on your private property -- pretending to be the police, it's suddenly a blatant felony.

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    14. Re:Cool... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I would sue them. They can't deatin you. Citzen's arrest doesn't give you that authority. In fact, I'm going to look in to this.

      Next thing you'll be detained for thinking about stealing. And the cops will never arrive.

      This really bothers me. To the grandparent, thanks for informing me.

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    15. Re:Cool... by Cliffy03 · · Score: 1

      Back in the early 90's in Toronto I witnessed Disney protecting it's trademarks. A big van full of suits would pull up in front of the street vendor, hand over a legal document of some sort, pick up anything related to Disney and leave.

      No mistake about the look of a high priced lawyer.

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    16. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. That's what citizens arrest means. It means to detain a criminal until law enforcement arrives. How else would it be arrest? Here is the definition of arrest from Black's Law Dictionary:

      "The apprehending or detaining of a person in order to be forthcoming to answer an alleged or suspected crime."

    17. Re:Cool... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      oh there's a smashing idea! private citizens' initiatives at law enforcement always turn out to be fair and equatible treatments of not only the letter but the spirit of the law.

      Right on. How much do want to bet that using this tactic, the RIAA harasses a disproportinate percentage of non-whites?

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    18. Re:Cool... by Bz3rk · · Score: 1

      You want to know the real truth about Waco? They were downloading MP3s and pirating CDs. After the Waco incident, the ATF changed it's name to RIAA but it's still the same people.

    19. Re:Cool... by JonToycrafter · · Score: 1

      private citizens' initiatives at law enforcement always turn out to be fair and equatible treatments of not only the letter but the spirit of the law.

      Hmm...I disagree with this sentiment because I am a lefty anti-authoritarian, as you seem to be.

      It's my experience that governments' initiatives at law enforcement turn out to be unfair and inequitable (and I have the police-inflicted injuries to prove it). Citizens' private initiatives are no more or less likely than governments' initiatives to be unfair or inequitable - at least if the RIAA comes to my door I can tell them to fuck off.

    20. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, it's not a good idea for *ANY* private citizen to even imply that they are Law Enforcement, it smack of being a Vigilante (sp?). Also, if someone tries to take your PERSONAL Information (i.e. NAME, Height, etc) Fight it.

      That's like a store trying to "detain" you and take a photo to "Mark" you as a Shop lifter without calling the Cops.

    21. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how would this be different from the LAPD?

    22. Re:Cool... by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      All "citizens arrest" is good for is the permission to restrain a person in otherwise illegal ways (see also: kidnapping) because they have just committed a serious crime in front of you for only as long as it takes to summon a police officer to make a real arrest.

      The RIAA is skipping a step in busting these pirate distributors. They need to file a lawsuit against these vendors, then get an injunction to make them stop while the case is pending.

      Of course, this also has a bit of a "hoax" smell to me. Does the RIAA confirm that these are their people, not some nuts with the letters RIAA on their jackets?

    23. Re:Cool... by BHearsum · · Score: 1

      Yes it does, at least in Canada. If you witness someone commiting a crime you have the right to detain them with reasonable force until the proper authorities arrive.

    24. Re:Cool... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      If they have probable cause to suspect you've attempted to shoplift, they can in fact detain you, according to a whole pile of case law which overrides anything you personally think they can't do.

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    25. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much do want to bet that using this tactic, the RIAA harasses a disproportinate percentage of non-whites?

      disproportionate to what? the racial make-up of the general population or of infringing street vendors?

      if you mean the latter, then i doubt it.

    26. Re:Cool... by Dman33 · · Score: 3, Informative

      From Crimedoctor:

      You must approach the shoplifter outside of the store. Although not technically necessary, following this step eliminates all possibility that the shoplifter still intends to pay for the stolen product. A few courts have held that detaining someone for shoplifting inside a retail store does not establish the criminal intent of theft. However, in several states shoplifters can be detained once they have concealed the merchandise. When approaching a shoplifter outside of the store always have a least one trained employee as a witness. There is safety in numbers and most shoplifters will cooperate if they believe fighting or running is futile. When you approach a shoplifter outside it is important to identify yourself clearly and your authority for stopping them. Plain-clothes loss prevention agents carry badges or official looking ID cards so the shoplifter has no doubt who they are. Most shoplifter apprehensions should be accomplished with no force or if necessary, minimal force like touching or guiding. Professional loss prevention agents sometimes will use handcuffs to take someone into custody, if they are first trained how and when to legally apply them properly.

      In almost every jurisdiction if you follow these six steps, you should have no problem with proving criminal intent to shoplift and be able to establish probable cause to detain a shoplifter.


      I guess the question is exactly how can a store detain you, especially if the items shoplifted are at a value low enough for the crime to be a misdemeanor?

      That is where Security Expert comes into play:
      In almost all jurisdictions in the United States, merchants are legally empowered to detain shoplifting suspects for investigation and possible arrest and prosecution in the criminal justice system. This power is called "merchant's privilege."

      There are more details about Merchant's privilege in the aformentioned link.

    27. Re:Cool... by tapin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Right on. How much do want to bet that using this tactic, the RIAA harasses a disproportinate percentage of non-whites?

      Well, let's see...

      "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time."
      Nah, I'm sure they harrass everyone equally.
    28. Re:Cool... by jhagler · · Score: 1

      This was my thought, to a certain extent.

      They are out there, trying to stop the people who actually turn a profit by selling stolen goods. This isn't the kind of case where they're going to sue some 12 year old girl who wanted to share her Britney collection, they're going after the people who actually deserve to be busted.

      My issue is with the jackets, saying "we never thought that dressing up like cops and acting like cops, and saying next time we'll handcuff your ass and haul you off would make people think we're cops" is pretty stupid. The same effect could be had by a bunch of very official looking guys in suits who say "we represent the RIAA, give us all your pirated stuff now voluntarily and promise to stop selling copies of our stuff or next time we come back with the cops". You will still get most of the people to give up the pirated CD's and you won't have to take the real cops off their beats.

      Good Plan: Yes
      Good Execution: No

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    29. Re:Cool... by a+whoabot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're "on their property", how could have you stole something? I could stick as much stuff as I want into my pockets(shifty eyes and jerky movements or not), but until I leave the property I haven't stolen anything. So in order for them to detain me for shoplifting they would have had to grabbed me from public space and force me into their property and holding cell. They also have to have "absolute certainty" as in saw me take it and walk out without ever a moment where they lost sight of me.

    30. Re:Cool... by Scalli0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      And how do you know that cell is there!?

      j/k

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    31. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked they DID have police powers.

      How do you think they got those names of the filesharers?

    32. Re:Cool... by Dalcius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "How is this different from Macy's in New York, which has its own holding cell in their basement for shoplifters who have been detained and are awaiting the NYPD?"

      AFAIK that's called "Citizen's Arrest" and AFAIK is legal in most places. You hold them until the cops arrive.

      What folks are worried about is the RIAA doing more than holding or not bothering to call the cops at all.

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    33. Re:Cool... by skarmor · · Score: 1

      It's not vigilantism at all as nobody was really attempting to enforce the law here. The RIAA people simply had the vendor sign a document that gave them permission to confiscate the property. This paper was voluntarily signed by the vendor so that they wouldn't be sued by the RIAA. Sounds ok to me.

      If the RIAA people told the vendors that they were law enforcement officials -well that is a problem. It's very difficult to prove though.

    34. Re:Cool... by chmilar · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I want to start giving out traffic tickets to all of the dumb*sses here in L.A. who can't drive.

      Where can I buy a siren and flashing lights?

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    35. Re:Cool... by azuretek · · Score: 1

      So if I came into a store and grabbed a bunch of shit and ran away with it the store owners should just take it as a loss? If I were in that situation I would chase down the theif and beat the crap out of them and hold them until the cops get there.

      I have a right to protect my property, if I suspect someone is taking my stuff I would confront them and if they take off or dont want to let me search them I'd call the cops and have them do a search. Legally I have a right to stop someone if they look to be taking something of mine. If they dont want to stay there I'd stop them by being in their way. Though I'm not going to hog tie em and lock them in a closet to keep them there.

    36. Re:Cool... by senor_burt · · Score: 1
      I think there's a distinction between the theft of physical property, and violation of copyright. Also, there's the notion of jurisdiction - a store has finite and defined private property bounds, whereas this smacks more of corporate-sponsored vigilantism. How much longer before the RIAA brownshirts start breaking down the doors of houses in their pursuit?

      And what happens if they decide to prosecute? Who will be able to say due process was followed?

    37. Re:Cool... by radish · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the US but in the UK it is common practise for stores to detain shoplifters in "security offices" which are basically cells. Usually they _ask_ the suspect to stay there, and most do so willingly. If they want to leave, or start to get violent, the store detective makes a citizens arrest which allows for use of reasonable force (such as an arm lock followed by placing them in a locked room) to detain the suspect, provided the police have been called and are on the way. The citizen's arrest ceases to be in effect the moment the police arrive and the suspect MUST be released into police custody.

      Someone who is wrongly held has the right to prosecute for false imprisonment, but as the store ALWAYS has the offending behaviour on surveillance tape this basically never happens. The penalties for abusing the citizens arrest are however very severe. More common are complaints of excessive force being used (of course the police get the same kinds of complaints themselves).

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    38. Re:Cool... by ReTay · · Score: 1

      And in most states if the criminal is not a felon or is commiting a felony you are in real deep shit. In my state if you mess this up YOU are the felon. this is going to be a foot bullet...
      They are really going to regret this one.

    39. Re:Cool... by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's my experience that governments' initiatives at law enforcement turn out to be unfair and inequitable (and I have the police-inflicted injuries to prove it). Citizens' private initiatives are no more or less likely than governments' initiatives to be unfair or inequitable - at least if the RIAA comes to my door I can tell them to fuck off.

      You seem to be forgetting something here. The reason you can tell the RIAA to fuck off if they come to your door is because you have a reasonable expectation that, if they don't fuck off, you can call on the government to remove them from your property.

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    40. Re:Cool... by Fjornir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm no lawyer. Ingest with salt as needed.

      I know that Florida, at least, extends limited deputy police powers to state-certified loss-prevention agents. They can and will detain you. By force if needed. Other states require bonds, more intensive training classes, and may refer to it by a different name, but you can bet that if you are detained by a security guard, he's allowed to do so.

      Now the big stores are terrified of the liability risks so they are very careful about using these powers. They will "ask" you to step into the back (probably in an asshole-coplike-voice), and "ask" to look in your bag. If you say you're not going into the back then said guard has got to make a judgement call -- does he have a sufficient chain of evidence to protect himself and his boss in the event of a lawsuit?

      In most cases that would run like this: seeing you take and/or conceal the item -- ideally on camera. Then following them with cameras and/or floor agents to confirm you didn't have a reasonable chance of dropping the item -- if there's a visible bulge from the item, so much the better. Next, they want to see you bypass a point of sale and attempt to exit the store to prevent the "I just tucked it in my pocket so I could flip through that magazine with both hands" defense. If they've got all that, their asses are covered in detaining you.

      As a side note, even if they've got all of that on you, they may or may not decide to chase you if you pull a runner. These guys are there to keep the company from losing money, not to keep people from shoplifting. If you're snatching a cheap item, you're probably not worth the risk of a chase. The company would much rather write off a pack of gum than have to pay for hip surgery on the little old lady their guard slammed into while trying to catch you. If you run, run through the parking lot, not along the sidewalk -- the company doesn't want higher insurance premiums 'cause their guards keep getting hit by cars, and will instruct the guards not to chase through the parking lot. If you run, get off their property ASAP -- they almost certainly do not have hot-pursuit powers...

      Finally, if you absolutely must not get caught (like you've got an outstanding warrant or are on probation or whatever) claim to be armed. There's no way a security guard's going to subject himself or the customers to gunfire. Depending on where you are that might be enough for an assault with a deadly weapon charge though, so it's probably not too wise.

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    41. Re:Cool... by Xenopax · · Score: 1

      As a police officer told me, there is no such thing as a citizen's arrest, but there's also no reason you can't restrain someone until the police arrive.

    42. Re:Cool... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      have you ever seen the Neighborhood watch groups who use video cameras and announce their presence? they actually work well at getting hookers and drug dealers to leave.

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    43. Re:Cool... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      You stood out on a street corner selling illegal copies of Movies and Records when you were a kid?

      I guess I grew up in a different neighborhood.

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    44. Re:Cool... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      In Ohio, it's legal now for them* to throw you in the holding cell in the basement if (1) they are showing a copyrighted work on one of their TVs in the building and (2) you hit record on a video recording device of any sort while in their store.

      *Not Macy's, of course, but rather Best Buy, Wal-Mart, or your other least-favorite retailer.

    45. Re:Cool... by El · · Score: 1

      The difference is, the Macy's rent-a-cops only detain people INSIDE Macy's property. You come in my house, you play by my rules! These guys are harrassing people on a public street,

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    46. Re:Cool... by bagsc · · Score: 1

      "Citizen's Arrest" is legal, but of course if the are guilty of a "false arrest" it's actually "False imprisonment" or "kidnapping" so they had better be damned sure they can make the case stick, or they're going to jail.

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    47. Re:Cool... by bagsc · · Score: 1

      Similarly, if someone takes your CD, it's theft. If it's an illegal CD, they're just charged with stealing while you get charged with copyright violation. If they threaten you to take it by force, its assault. If they touch you while taking it, its battery. These vigilante teams are strongly discouraged in case law, and will not find a court that will be too lenient.

      It's a PR stunt that will land RIAA employees in jail, and since they're acting within the scope of employment, this opens up massive lawsuits against the RIAA that will quickly go through. If a manager tells an employee to steal, then the RIAA itself will be charged with that theft as the manager is an agent of the company.

      Let them hang themselves with this.

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    48. Re:Cool... by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      I made a trip to europe after the dot bomb, and they have street vendors who sell 100's of ripped CDs on every street corner, like san francisco has homeless. All of them, bar none, were middle eastern. What does it mean?

    49. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither will these guys. If you are a weasel standing on a public sidewalk hawking stolen merchandise, they, as representatives of the companies you stole from, will approach you and inform you that you are breaking the law, and offer you the opportunity to forfeit your stolen merchandise, sign a document saying you won't do it again, and walk away without having the cops called on you.

    50. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how it is in the USA, but here in the UK many street stalls are technically illegal anyway - you don't even have the legal right to stand still on the sidewalk, let alone set up a stall there.

      You also want to check how public that street is. It's not uncommon (again, in the UK) for each store to own part of the street in front of it...

    51. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not only that, but in SoCal, white people are the minority.

      No joke. They make up less than 50% of the population. I think it's like 40% or so. Maybe less

    52. Re:Cool... by El · · Score: 1
      I don't know how it is in the USA, but here in the UK many street stalls are technically illegal anyway - you don't even have the legal right to stand still on the sidewalk, let alone set up a stall there. Great. Next time you see somebody standing still on the sidewalk, attempt to put them under "citizen's arrest" and then tell me how it works out!

      You also want to check how public that street is. It's not uncommon (again, in the UK) for each store to own part of the street in front of it... I sincerely doubt if the RIAA or any of it's members own any part of any public street. This street vendor was in a parking lot, not in front of Columbia Music's headquarters! Hmm... I wonder if your chances of a visit from the RIAA goon squad would increase if you did set up selling CDs infront of Sony Music headquarters?

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    53. Re:Cool... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Or if they force their way in, being in fear for my life from these presumably armed, non-police individuals invading my home, I can shoot them.

      I don't expect them to be knocking down doors any time soon. They're not going to get the authority to carry assault rifles or the like, and without that kind of firepower, I'd expect more than a couple to wind up seriously dead trying such tactics, at least in states with sane "Protection of Self, Family, and Domicile" laws like Florida.

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    54. Re:Cool... by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, the RIAA did not have police powers.

      I guess you better check again, Chester!

    55. Re:Cool... by Exantrius · · Score: 1

      you may not be aware, but in most states, you have to go through some training to become a security guard. It's not extensive, but it is enough to properly detain someone, *WITHOUT* harming them.

      Also, they're in a limited area, in case of Macy's, their store. Once you leave their property (which I believe usually extends to the end of the pavement/parking lot), they have no legal right to detain you... and it would be considered assault if they did, regardless of whether you stole something (of course, if it's grand theft, then it's a citizens arrest with real teeth)...

      I didn't RTFA (I'm at work) but I assume that the RIAA Jack-Booted Thugs (JBT hereafter) were *NOT* on property they were hired by the owner or the owner's agent (in case of rental of a building), in which case, it's very much different.

      In California, at least, security guards are the only people that can arrest/stop someone for shoplifting. A friend got fired (then quickly rehired for a really stupid reason) by a retail store, because he chased after 3 12 year olds that had stolen game boy advances-- He returned with two of them, and one of the kid's names, and he got fired for it. It's too much of a liability for them, because if the kid says he was hurt by the employee, the kid would get a slap on the wrist, but the company could have been sued for assault...

      Check your local laws, but yeah... This is pretty damn illegal, while what macy's does isn't... /ex

    56. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. If a security guard tries to stop you by force you have a legal right to kill him in most states.

      I'm not only a lawyer, but I'm a federal judge. So, I know.

    57. Re:Cool... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1
      Finally, if you absolutely must not get caught... claim to be armed.
      Why are you giving people advice on how to get away with shoplifting? Shoplifters should be caught. There's no justification for their taking things that don't belong to them. Or do you disagree with the concept of property?
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    58. Re:Cool... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's been the case in California since 2000 California in general, and has been the case in the SF Bay Area and LA Area for much longer.

      It's really odd though. There are still communities in California which are 90% white. Those places are pretty freaky, and really out of touch with the rest of the state.

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    59. Re:Cool... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If someone has arrested you, they can use necessary force to hold you until the police arrive. Putting you in a cell without arresting you is certainly false imprisonment or some similar crime.

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    60. Re:Cool... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      It's a bit of a push to assume the people are guilty. After all, in this case HE didn't even know if he was guilty. Many of the RIAA lawsuits have been against perfectly innocent people.

    61. Re:Cool... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The reason you NEED that expectation is that government has many guns, tanks and bombs and if you make the man at your door fuck off yourself rather than calling the government the government will instead come to your door and quite happily persue fucking you.

    62. Re:Cool... by pla · · Score: 1

      Why are you giving people advice on how to get away with shoplifting?

      I didn't take it so much as "how to get away with shoplifting", as "Avoiding harassment by store rent-a-cops". And I agree with him completely - People need to realize that they can and SHOULD ignore things like random bag check requests (though at "private" clubs like Sams or BJs, your membership agreement arguably gives them a right to do so), or the ever-annoying "DING! We're sorry, you've activated..." because some minimum-wage cashier doesn't have a lot of motivation to excel in their job and finds it amusing to poorly deactivate the tags of annoying customers.

      Personally, I respond to such things with "Either leave me the hell alone, show me a picture of me stuffing something in my shorts, or hand me a phone to call my lawyer". If they either timidly repeat the request or stand there looking confused for more than a few seconds, I simply walk away. I have yet to have someone attempt to physically restrain me, but look forward to it - I'll resist just enough to sustain some minor injury, then sue, sue, sue. (And for reference, no, they would not have any actual proof of me stealing, because I don't do so).

    63. Re:Cool... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      And even better, if you tell them to fuck off and they don't, you can shoot them! Whee!!

    64. Re:Cool... by flossie · · Score: 1
      As a police officer told me, there is no such thing as a citizen's arrest

      I don't know about the US, but Citizen's arrests are certainly enshrined in UK law in the Police and Criminal Evidence (PACE) Act, 1984.

    65. Re:Cool... by nmos · · Score: 1

      Does the RIAA confirm that these are their people, not some nuts with the letters RIAA on their jackets?

      And the difference would be......:)

    66. Re:Cool... by Fjornir · · Score: 1
      Why? Why not? It is an interesting topic, and thinking about how the system can be used against itself is a fun mental game. As far as "dangerous knowledge" goes, this is pretty innocent, considering I've taught people to make holes in things with hot lead projectiles, and been taught how to break bones in a variety of ways. A quick search of the internet, a left wing book catalog, or your local library will turn up a lot more than I've said here.

      Obviously I'd prefer that no one apply this knowledge, but who knows? Maybe some day someone's going to be on the run from the law for a cause I believe in, or from an abusive spouse, or, or, or, or.. The availability of this sort of information might help them run a bit further and hide a bit longer.

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    67. Re:Cool... by frode · · Score: 1


      From a Law class I had a while back I can tell you that security guards(even bar bouncers) are endowded with some of the same rights the property owner has. So it the case of a Macy's guard arresting a shoplifter and putting them in a holding cell until the police arrive has little difference from you holding onto a burglar who broke into you home until the authorities show up.

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    68. Re:Cool... by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      I live in texas. I could shoot them.

    69. Re:Cool... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1
      As far as "dangerous knowledge" goes, this is pretty innocent...
      True. And you should note that I'm not one of those people who thinks that dangerous knowledge should be suppressed, or even that it can. But sharing knowledge such as this can make it look like you are trying to help people who are up to no good. You are of course within your rights to tell someone how to break the law and get away with it, but that doesn't mean you should.

      It would be easier to justify it like this poster did.

      Obviously I'd prefer that no one apply this knowledge...
      Good. That's all I wanted to know.
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    70. Re:Cool... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1
      I didn't take it so much as "how to get away with shoplifting", as "Avoiding harassment by store rent-a-cops".
      Put that way, it does make more sense. You have some good examples of harassment. I find it surprising that it would be a frequent occurrence, though, given that you don't steal - I thought most places sent guards after you only if they've seen you take stuff on their video cameras. One would hope that would be the case, anyway.
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    71. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means that most of them were selling CDs before the dot bomb, and were selling CDs after the dot bomb, because they never worked for a dot bomb. In that region of the world, Middle Easterners (like Turks) work alot of the low-wage jobs.

      Europe's economy, especially France and Germenny, has been in the shitter for years.

    72. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Loss Prevention Agents have the right to detain you in FL. No, any other security guard has that right unless they witness a felony, then they can place you under citizens arrest(they won't.... too much liability, they'd rather call the cops).

      If you get caught shoplifting, you have every right to run, and it will not incur further charges (evading arrest), as they are not cops. Another little legal snafu is that they have to identify themselves as Loss prevention agents or security guards, otherwise, to you they're just some randomn person asking you to go in the back, or grabbing you, if they get strongarm ideas. If you're shoplifting and get caught, your best bet is to run off property. They shouldn't even worry about it anyways... as an overwhelming majority of shoplifting is done by employees.

      What these RIAA guys are doing isn't Loss prevention. They are stepping on these people's rights because these people don't know their rights. If they are impersonating police officers, or even willfully confusing the person into thinking they are law enforcement, than that is wrong, and illegal.

    73. Re:Cool... by pla · · Score: 1

      I find it surprising that it would be a frequent occurrence, though, given that you don't steal

      I find it rather surprising as well, though I can appreciate your incredulity.

      For some reason though, I simply cannot buy anything from, for example, Walmart's electronics section (even the stupid $5.00 bargain DVDs) without having one of those tags set off the door. I'd say at least once a week I set one of those stupid things off, and for the most part, I treat cashiers well (ie, don't give them a reason to "forget" to disable the tags to get back at me).

      At least at Walmart, based on the typical response to the door alarm (ie, none), I suspect that happens all too frequently to even consider it a valid theft prevention system. At other stores, however, I've seen some rather overzealous responses (a small army of "associates" immediately rushes to the door and all but surrounds the suspect). In my comments, I refer to the latter type of response as unacceptible, especially considering the former.


      Oh, gods! Did I actually just praise Wallyworld for something (even if something they probably wouldn't want well-known)? Gack. Gotta go wash my mouth out with bleach.

    74. Re:Cool... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      As a police officer told me, there is no such thing as a citizen's arrest, but there's also no reason you can't restrain someone until the police arrive.

      The police officer who told you that is a bonehead. He obviously doesn't know what the word "arrest" means. What he means (but doesn't know how to say) is that a citizen's arrest is not the same thing as an arrest by a sworn officer of the state. He's trying to be clever but is really just making an incorrect semantic distinction. Like many cops, he probably knows lots of big, important sounding words, and (mostly) knows how to use them correctly, but doesn't actually understand what they mean. Watch a few episodes of COPS and you'll see what I mean...

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    75. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      says the anonymous coward...

    76. Re:Cool... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. Street vendors selling CDs and DVDs not being guilty?

      I can see 'presumed innocent' still being the legal tenant in court, as it should be. No way in h*ll we have to believe that outside a courtroom. Get real.

      Now, if they start harassing street musicians who are also selling their own work, that would be a radically different thing. I think that's not what's happening here.

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    77. Re:Cool... by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Speaking as someone who is licensed and has done private security work (the test strictly quizzes you on the legal specifics of performing a citizen's arrest), anyone can place anyone else under citizen's arrest for any crime that they have witnessed. Not just violent crimes, but property damage or even trespass. The perpetrator can only be forcefully restrained in violent situations; otherwise, if they refuse to be placed under citizen's arrest, they cannot be held against their will.

      The arresting citizen (or security officer, in my case) then must sign the arrest report; this is the crucial point that prevents a private citizen from wantonly placing others under citizen's arrest, because if you are unwilling to sign the arrest report, then you are liable for false imprisonment, kidnapping, etc. Once you sign the report, though, in the eyes of the law it is no different from a police or parole officer had conducting the arrest.

    78. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeaaaah, good luck getting a cop to actually respond though. :P

    79. Re:Cool... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Finally, if you absolutely must not get caught (like you've got an outstanding warrant or are on probation or whatever) claim to be armed.

      Gee, it sounds like you're a real "pro".

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    80. Re:Cool... by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      I almost choked a mouthful of beverage through my nose when I saw your post.

      That is indeed a great observation.

      Judging from your membership number I guess that is to be expected.

      I just wanted to say thanks.

    81. Re:Cool... by james_underscore · · Score: 1

      disproportionate to what? the racial make-up of the general population or of infringing street vendors?

      if you mean the latter, then i doubt it.

      I expect this is exactly what the original poster meant, and I'm *sure* that hispanics will be targeted. As has been pointed out in previous discussions, everyone knows migrants, legal or otherwise, won't go to the police with a complaint because they know the police are racist. Contrast this with your average white infringer who is a middle class surburban kid with a CD writer flogging Black Sabbath to his chums at school. His dad's a lawyer by the way. Who you gonna go after?

    82. Re:Cool... by mpe · · Score: 1

      They do the police's work and the police can worry about real crime, then.

      When they are not too busy arresting people for impersonating police officers. Or dealing with RIAA people shot dead by members of the public who mistook them for terrorists...

    83. Re:Cool... by mpe · · Score: 1

      How is this different from Macy's in New York, which has its own holding cell in their basement for shoplifters who have been detained and are awaiting the NYPD?

      They presumably have specific authority, from the appropriate government, to be able to do this. Deliberatly detaining people is kidnapping.

    84. Re:Cool... by wampus · · Score: 1

      Not exactly great advice... when you do get caught it will be for armed robbery, and the fuzz cares a bit more about crimes involving weapons.

    85. Re:Cool... by wampus · · Score: 1

      I think it totally depends on the folks working there. I have a habit of ignoring the damn sensormatic thing if it goes off on me, and I had three guys stand screaming at me in the doorway last time I did this. Fuck 'em. I know I didn't steal anything, they will have a physical inventory and figure it out, too.

    86. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but... citizen's arrest for . . . copyright violation?!

      I'm pretty sure citizen's arrest was intended for things like purse snatchers, burglars, drunk drivers, etc. Not people who make an unauthorized copy of a movie or share a mix-tape with their friends.

    87. Re:Cool... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      What? Anyone can set up a stand and start selling things perfectly legitimately. I for instance could setup a stand and sell all my old cd's. I could even pay $100 and get a tax idea and purchase cd's from a distributor in small quantities and sell them from a small stand on the street because I don't have enough money to pay $2000+/month for a storefront. Let alone money for to keep it up to firecodes, etc ,etc etc.

      Don't assume simply because someone isn't rolling in money they must be an illegitimate thief.

    88. Re:Cool... by halbritt · · Score: 1

      Macy's can't legally detain you in that holding cell against your will. However, loss prevention personnel will do everything they can to convince a suspected shoplifter that they can.

    89. Re:Cool... by halbritt · · Score: 1

      At other stores, however, I've seen some rather overzealous responses (a small army of "associates" immediately rushes to the door and all but surrounds the suspect). In my comments, I refer to the latter type of response as unacceptible, especially considering the former.

      The worst incident of an overzealous response I've ever seen was at my old university library about 10 years ago before all these loss prevention technologies became so prevalent. Generally speaking, I will vigorously resist being detained by anybody except law-enforcement personnel that use the phrase, "you are under arrest." I take great pleasure in brow-beating loss-prevention people given that I'm fairly large and inimidating. In this particular instance however, I was so amused by the site of a librarian hurtling over the circulation desk that I really didn't mind when the little old lady forced me against the wall and began frisking me.

    90. Re:Cool... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      How is this different from Macy's in New York, which has its own holding cell in their basement for shoplifters who have been detained and are awaiting the NYPD?

      When you shoplift from Macy's, you're on their property.

    91. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder about claiming damages against places where the alarm goes of wrongly on the basis you shop there or in the are often or you are with people who will now wonder about your honesty.

  3. Whoa by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's say, theoretically, someone wanted to purchase these jackets. Where would one buy them?

    I, er, my friend wants one.

    1. Re:Whoa by elmegil · · Score: 1

      I just want a copy of the logo. For circle slash treatment, of course!

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    2. Re:Whoa by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      Brilliant idea! Best way to show the RIAA what little powers they have, someone impersonate them and steal profits from shops!

    3. Re:Whoa by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Let's say, theoretically, someone wanted to purchase these jackets. Where would one buy them? It's obvious! TARGET!

      (Cue Tonight Show theme) Thanks folks! Remember, don't get the fish!

    4. Re:Whoa by hornrimsylvia · · Score: 5, Funny

      you don't BUY an RIAA jacket, you make your own and then share them with your friends.

    5. Re:Whoa by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Why are you being so cagey? Impersonating a representative of the RIAA is not considered an offence just yet.

    6. Re:Whoa by birukun · · Score: 0

      Uniform: $25 GoodWill Store
      Nightstick: $23 Police Equipment Store
      Gold Badge: $6 Toys R Us
      Impersonating a police officer = 3-5 in the clink

      RIAA Jacket: $15 Local Little League Uniform Shop
      Cool Shiny Sunglasses: $8 Walmart
      Impersonating an RIAA thug - priceless and not punishable by law!

      Both have the same effect when dealing with citizens!

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    7. Re:Whoa by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      I blame the people on Fark for all of this.

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    8. Re:Whoa by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      I checked my favourite logo site for a copy of that logo, but all I found was the "don't copy music" logo. Although for comic value, click on the second link for that "don't copy music" logo and see someone's idea of a parody (it still points to the RIAA website).

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    9. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I p2p downloaded a RIAA jacket pattern from Kazaa, but it ended up with "What the hell do you think you're doing?" across the back. Bummer.

    10. Re:Whoa by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      True story

      Around year 2000, a friend of mine printed up a bunch of flack jackets that said (In BIG letters) 'FBI'. In small letters above 'FBI', it had the disclaimer "Not a member of the".

      When we wore these jackets in public, we would be harrassed by many people (particularly drunk peopople). They had the gall to accuse us of being members of the FBI, called us "Fucking pigs!", etc.

      Can you imagine?!? We often needed to calm them down and explain "Sir, sir! It clearly says here", *point*, "that I am *not* a member of the FBI."

      They usually didn't get it.

      Haven't worn that jacket in a while. It became very un-funny to some people, especially the cops.

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    11. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why buy when you can use bittorrent? :-)

    12. Re:Whoa by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Why were you wearing bullet proof vests in public?

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    13. Re:Whoa by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Now THAT was funny...thanks!

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    14. Re:Whoa by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 0
      you don't BUY an RIAA jacket, you make your own and then share them with your friends.

      :: shrugs ::
      I just download mine of Kazaa.

    15. Re:Whoa by Treylis · · Score: 1

      Well, you know what they say... if you want peace, prepare for war. ;-)

    16. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably actually lucked out there. That's walking a very fine line, since you were trying to create the impression that you were FBI even though you weren't.

      I believe the courts have nailed people for similar actions, so probably consider yourself lucky that you didn't end up in the same predicament.

    17. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever. You can buy FBI jackets and such at army surplus stores

    18. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the RIAA would sue you for copyright infringment

    19. Re:Whoa by danila · · Score: 1

      Sue for copyright infringment? I think I can deal with that. Hope they didn't patent racketeering, though.

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  4. yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was expecting this from the start.

  5. How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by Eyah....TIMMY · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh they really chose the perfect city for their testing grounds. LA is probably the city that has the most lawyers per person living there.
    Well, if you ever get in trouble with the RIAA in the streets of LA, try the Electronic Frontier Foundation. Here are a few tips from the EFF if you get in trouble with the RIAA.

    I wonder if their jackets are copyrighted. It would be funny to find RIAA jackets for sale downtown LA. But then again, who would wear them!

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    1. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

      LA is probably the city that has the most lawyers per person living there.

      Been in DC lately?

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    2. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by gregfortune · · Score: 1

      Ok, I know you didn't have time to read the article, but Jason Schultz, an attorney for the EFF, said "The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing". Pretty sure the EFF isn't going to help you out if you get busted for selling CDs.

      Granted, it was at the bottom of the article, but come on...

      As an aside, I completely agree that the RIAA is finally getting it figured out. The whole scene sounds pretty hilarious, but now they are targeting the people actually trying to make money by copying their stuff...

    3. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by JoeD · · Score: 1

      Did you RTFA?

      "The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing," said Jason Schultz, a staff attorney for the San Francisco-based Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).

      The EFF as an organization generally focuses on online matters, which street vendors pretty obviously are not.

    4. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by nuffle · · Score: 1
      Actually, don't look to the EFF for help if you've been busted selling bootlegs. That's got little do with with the 'electronic frontier' after all. In fact, EFF appears to support this RIAA tactic. According to the article:
      "The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing," said Jason Schultz, a staff attorney for the San Francisco-based Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).
    5. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by Eyah....TIMMY · · Score: 2, Informative

      The EFF can't protect you if you for selling them. They can however protect you from downloading them. I would imagine the RIAA sues for both selling and getting the music.
      It just looks like the fines for downloading music or video are pretty impressive compared to those of selling the material. I'm not saying they can get you out of jail but they can give you tips on how to fight some of the accusations in court.

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    6. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by arth1 · · Score: 1
      Oh they really chose the perfect city for their testing grounds. LA is probably the city that has the most lawyers per person living there.

      Far from it. Try any city between the Hudson and Connecticut rivers. That's lawyer land, with Stanford as a prime example city. Of course, you won't find any street hawkers of bootleg CDs there -- it's too bleeping cold.

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    7. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by homer_ca · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another thing to check is, does the RIAA even represent the record labels of the CDs he was selling in the article? The guy they busted was selling Spanish music CDs like Como Te Extrano Vol. IV -- Musica de los 70's y 80's. Maybe the CDs were legit or maybe not, but that Mexican record label probably isn't even an RIAA member.

    8. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stamford. It's spelled Stamford.

    9. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Nah, all the lawyers live in Fairfax and Montgomery counties. That way they can tie up traffic on 495 by driving their Beemers like maniacs during rush hour.

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    10. Re:How to fight the RIAA... if you ever need to by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Good point!

      You could set yourself up on the sidewalk selling CDs of *yourself* singing songs you wrote or that are in PD. Then, when they come hassel you, you tell them to get lost. When they beat you up, you sue them.

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  6. Freeze! RIAA! by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, that is hilarious. Do they even cart people away in caged vans?

    I'd say the folks wearing RIAA jackets might want to watch their backs...

    1. Re:Freeze! RIAA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do they even cart people away in caged vans?

      If they did, they'd probably do it legally. The same trick they and the police routinely use. Just shout, with full authority and a hand on a weapon, "I'd like you to come with us." and "Could you please get in the van." Just a nice request under our messed up legal system. The fact that 99% of people don't realize it's not an order doesn't change anything. Look at how may people with drugs agree to "voluntary" searches when they know the drugs will be found. Adds a whole new meaning to "Just say no."

    2. Re:Freeze! RIAA! by mikewren420 · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes :)

      http://cyberial.com/images/riaa-sweep.jpg

    3. Re:Freeze! RIAA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

      Piracy is big business. If they're talking about the streets of New York, it's not going to be me busting caps in their asses.

    4. Re:Freeze! RIAA! by cshark · · Score: 1

      Hey, do you think they throw blank CD's at people when they try to run away?

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    5. Re:Freeze! RIAA! by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 0

      Did you mention that he was a fucking pussy? I may have missed that bit.

    6. Re:Freeze! RIAA! by oerlikon · · Score: 1

      What's next, black helicopters? RIAA abductees?

      Geez, this is crazy.

  7. the riaa is breaking the law here by mpost4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seams to me that if they make them selfs to look like the cops, that would break a law about impersonating a police, they even said they are "They said they were police from the recording industry." They have no power to do this, this is just some FUD tactics on their part, I am not saying that it is ok to sell bootlegs. Once you start to make money from bootlegs (and from the article it does not seam that the guy was selling bootlegs to his knowledge, they might have been with that upfront cost but that is another story) then you have crossed from fair use to copyright infringement, but still 2 wrongs do not make a right, and the RIAA is really opening them selfs up to major legal problems, but being that they have such a strong lobby group they might not get into trouble.

    1. Re:the riaa is breaking the law here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      themselves
      twice

    2. Re:the riaa is breaking the law here by strictnein · · Score: 1

      They are clearly trying to give the impression that they are law enforcement. The jackets themselves are almost synonymous with law enforcement. You see someone wearing one, you assume it's legit.

    3. Re:the riaa is breaking the law here by LeadfootCA · · Score: 1

      Yes, they're breaking the law now, but that might change. The railroads have their own police departments. How long until the RIAA persuades their politicians to grant them police powers?

      Here's a few: Norfolk Southern Police Department
      American Federation of Railroad Police

    4. Re:the riaa is breaking the law here by LeadfootCA · · Score: 1

      OK, I misspoke, they're not breaking the law. Ignore the first sentence.

    5. Re:the riaa is breaking the law here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mpost4 writes:
      "It seams to me that..."

      Seems.

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  8. Utter havoc. by ActionPlant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this for real? Who gave them the authority to do this? If I were to plagiarize someone's work of fiction, it doesn't give that person the right to bust into my bookstore and throw things around. There are legal proceedings to be followed. Whatever happened to decency?

    Damon,

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    1. Re:Utter havoc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't you have guns in the States? I think I see a solution to this problem!

    2. Re:Utter havoc. by garcia · · Score: 1

      who gave them the authority to confiscate back their own material? Themselves... They *claim* it was voluntarily handed over (under false pretenses obviously). There is no law that says you can't get someone to give back what they stole from you...

      Now as far as them cavorting as a tactical unit... That's something else entirely.

    3. Re:Utter havoc. by GnrlFajita · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Who gave them the authority to do this?

      Congress, that's who (and by extension, you). Making/downloading copies is one thing, but actually making and selling illegal copies is something else entirely. The RIAA would have to get a court order to actually sieze anything that was not voluntarily given up, but if it was pirated they would have a right to do so. You'll also note that the EFF actually supports this activity by the RIAA, as opposed to the harassment of file-sharers.

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    4. Re:Utter havoc. by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      I can already see the trend growing. Next, the Health Insurances Association of america will raid the homes of people declaring themselves ill to see if they're trying to avoid going to work fraudulently...

      And wait for the day the Real Estate Association of North America will raid homes to evict bad payers.
      [/sarcasm]

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    5. Re:Utter havoc. by ActionPlant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I won't argue the fact that the street vendors WERE breaking the law; that's no longer at issue. I'm ashamed that the RIAA can act in such a fashion with such (as of yet) unquestioned authority.

      Would I have a right to raid a local chop-shop if my car were stolen? I always assumed that's what the POLICE were for. In light of these new developments, however, I'm considering forming a vigilante justice team. Why not? What's the difference?

      Damon,

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    6. Re:Utter havoc. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The fun part is that they really shouldn't be suprised when one or more of them get's seriously hurt or killed.

      whoever though this was a good idea is a complete idiot.

      street vendor get's attacked by a RIAA jacket wearing group, street vendor pulls out pistol and cap's a couple of them. Hey, why don't they start their sweep in south central LA.

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    7. Re:Utter havoc. by swordgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with their choice in targets. I disagree, and take great issue with their tactics. Implied threats, intimidation, misdirection, and coercion are not legally (or morally) acceptable ways of obtaining material 'voluntarily.'

      If they would get a court order, or got the cops to act legally, then this wouldn't be bad. Four thugs dressed in 'almost cop' uniforms approaching a tiny guy who may or not understand english well, is unacceptable.

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    8. Re:Utter havoc. by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      There ya go. Send them to Chino. I hear there's all kinds of crime to clean up in Chino! They could really do some good down there...for the rest of the country...by getting their asses handed to them.

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    9. Re:Utter havoc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Congress

      They aren't using any congressional authority. As you say, it's voluntary. Unless you mean that congress allows people to voluntarily give up property, then I'd agree. It's the courts who've allowed cops and others to trick people into doing things "voluntarily".

    10. Re:Utter havoc. by GnrlFajita · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You could get a bunch of burly friends together, dress up in quasi-tactical gear and go demand your car back with as much authority as you muster -- and you'll be completely within your rights to do so. You could even try to take your car back if you wanted (and the tire irons and switchblades didn't intimidate you), but if there was any kind of resistance/altercation you can expect to spend some time behind bars. It's called "self-help," and as long as it is peaceful and you don't impersonate a cop it's perfectly legal. But that doesn't make it a good idea.

      I think the RIAA is setting itself up for a fall here, and more power to them, but that doesn't mean that what they are doing is inherently illegal.

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    11. Re:Utter havoc. by shystershep · · Score: 1

      Careful, now -- don't confuse legality and morality. They're two entirely different things.

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    12. Re:Utter havoc. by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      I agree with their choice in targets

      These are the people who won't have the money to pay if they are sued. So the RIAA tries to beat them up. Beating up the little guy won't do much. Stopping the dealer further up the chain - now there's a choice in targets.

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    13. Re:Utter havoc. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Heh. Not confusing them, but in this case they happen to coincide. Stranger things have happened, after all.

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    14. Re:Utter havoc. by kfg · · Score: 1

      Your basic point is absolutely correct. However I'll take the opportunity to be a bit pedantic and point out that this issue has an important difference that distinguishes it from file sharing.

      It involves actual property and not merely IP rights.

      And that property does not belong to the RIAA.

      So long as the RIAA is saying "Hey, you, we're the music industry trade organization and if you don't give us your bootlegs we'll call the cops" and people respond "Hey man, I don't need no rap. Chill, take the shit," well, they're within their rights, but the second they take so much as one CD against the will of single alleged bootlegger (and if the alleged bootlegger was lead to believe they had the legal authority to confiscate it was against their will) without due process of law (in which case they have presumption of innocence until a court of law finds otherwise), then they're good, old fashioned, we're going to take your stuff. . .thieves.

      KFG

    15. Re:Utter havoc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Compton. Chino is farther east and is fairly decent. :P

    16. Re:Utter havoc. by ActionPlant · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you mean Compton. Chino is farther east and is fairly decent. :P

      To a rural North Dakota hick like me, it's all scary. ;D

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    17. Re:Utter havoc. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      To a rural North Dakota hick like me, it's all scary.

      I'm not sure why. Everyone here has guns, and we've got no shortage of meth-heads.

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    18. Re:Utter havoc. by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      How is this any different than store security intercepting people in a parking lot, or an average PI or bounty hunter? I don't like the RIAA, and these tactics don't thrill me, but it does seem like they are going at it in the right way (really best possiable way). The funny thing is that they put more pressure against a 13 yo sharing songs on the internet (for free) than a man who is selling the material for a profit. Also, I don't believe that being a tiny man or not understanding english will exempt anyone from any law.

      If I see someone selling my property (or that of a client [if I had one]), I do have the right to ask them to hand it over, if they don't then I can (and should) proceed in a legal manner.

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    19. Re:Utter havoc. by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      The guy high up in the chain has the money, or other means, to fight back. Judging by their cowardly approach so far, I'd say they would prefer to avoid dealing with this guy if at all possible.

    20. Re:Utter havoc. by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Well, the EFF is wrong.

      I support me going to your house and stealing your computer because you, uh, did something illegal with it. That's right, hand over the PC3500 RAM. I'm an AMD representitive and I don't want you overclocking! That's illegal! C'mon, hand it over! Yeah, that over there too. And your kitty. Chop chop.

      Now if I did that, you would first look at me and think "oh man, how did this looney get out of the asylum" and then you would proceed to shoot me (not in the head, please). You'd be dumb not to (okay, maybe you'd call the cops. same idea)!

      How is the RIAA any different than the me in this example!?

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    21. Re:Utter havoc. by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      Just as they seek to intimidate the random Kazaa user.. it seems that the RIAA already has acknowledged that they are fighting a losing battle by not seeking sources of piracy, and instead are just trying to exact revenge for their loss of a stranglehold on music on barely guilty targets at the bottom of the chain.

      Serves the blackshirts right, question is how long it will take for them to reform their industry into something not driven by sales of recordings, but rather by venues and appearances.

    22. Re:Utter havoc. by nns6561 · · Score: 1

      In many states, bounty hunters have to notify the local police department of what they are attempting to recover before they can legally recover the piece of property. I don't know if this applies to California though.

    23. Re:Utter havoc. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Let me go after these points in no particular order.

      Being tiny and/or not understanding english are certainly not excuses for breaking the law. However, it sounds like the RIAA was targetting people who would (a) be intimidated by their implied show of force, and/or (b) not properly understand that these four guys insisting on 'voluntarily' taking the goods in question weren't police, and had no authority.

      In short, bullying tactics. It wouldn't surprise me if they even played good cop/bad cop with the vendors.

      It's the "proceed in a legal manner" that they're skirting. They have no more right to ask the vendors for the material than I do, but they're implicitly suggesting otherwise. That gets to be VERY close to extortion or protection money schemes.

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    24. Re:Utter havoc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot an apostrophe for the word, "pull's," among other things...

    25. Re:Utter havoc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot to get a personality, among many other things.

      why is it that everyone around you points and laugh's?

      Oh wait... I know! grammar police are always losers!

    26. Re:Utter havoc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Four thugs dressed in 'almost cop' uniforms approaching a tiny guy who may or not understand english well, is unacceptable."

      It's a terror tactic, simple as that. All they needed to do to collect evidence was buy a cd and get a signed receipt from the guy. Busted. And it could be done by anyone, doesn't require brawny ex-cops. This is a coercive act designed to inspire fear, just like their court cases against individuals.

  9. Its about time by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 0, Troll

    I have no idea where they can get actual enforcement authority, but there is no excuse for street vendors blatantly sellling unauthorized copiers. If Kazaa and mp3s are in a gray area, this is clear cut.

    Lets hope the RIAA keeps their new focus, and doesn't sue any more 12 year olds.

    1. Re:Its about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you f***ing NUTS???

      Since when were vigilantes permitted? Can I, upon seeing some crime, allowed to go and handcuff the person?
      This is beyond the bounds of "citizen's arrest".

      I hope the RIAA gets seriously slapped down for this. They are NOT the police! They have NO authority or right to act as one!

  10. A name for them? by Igloodude · · Score: 1

    In the tradition of the crime-fighting Guardian Angels, how about the Seraphims? They could have pearlwhite-and-gold gang colors...

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  11. Libraries Next! by nightsweat · · Score: 5, Funny
    RIAA Cop: OK, Mr. Carnegie - just what do you think you're doing?

    Citizen: Um, listening to a record I checked out from the library?

    RIAA Cop: "Checked out"? Don't you mean "Used to commit a crime!?"

    Citizen: Um, no. I don't think-

    RIAA Cop: That's the problem - you don't think! Come with me - we're going to Walmart so you can BUY that record. "Checked out" - I've never heard such a pathetic excuse.

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    1. Re:Libraries Next! by apt142 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the theme song. "Bad Boys, Bad Boys what cha goin' do. Whatcha going to do when they come for you."

    2. Re:Libraries Next! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, well *I* thought it was funny;)

    3. Re:Libraries Next! by xmuskrat · · Score: 1

      Big Brother is portscanning.

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    4. Re:Libraries Next! by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      Listening to records now are we? On the streets on less?

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    5. Re:Libraries Next! by mibus · · Score: 1

      Surely you'd need the private key to get at the encrypted MP3s? Unless you just want to make sure that the voices are signing with the right key... ;-)

    6. Re:Libraries Next! by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      What's so funny about it?

      Libraries probably are next. Maybe not by the RIAA (yet), but journal publishers already have them in their sights.

      Libraries under attack
      Pat Schroeder's New Chapter
      Publishers vs. Libraries

    7. Re:Libraries Next! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is complete and utter nonsense. What about a bit of reality check:

      This parking lot attendant was selling CDs and DVDs for five dollars which he received from someone else for half the price. He said he had no way of knowing whether they were legitimate or not. But that would have been very easy for him: Ask the supplier: Are these CDs legitimate? If the answer is yes, ask him: If anyone claims they are not legitimate, is it ok if I refer those people to you? If the answer is yes again, he is fine.

      So when people come and claim that he is selling illegal products, he could just say that he is told they were legal, tell them who his supplier is, and tell them to bugger off. Which they would certainly do (after writing down who is the supplier).

      Apparently he suspected that his goods were indeed illegal. That obviously put him into a very bad position for negotiation. If I borrow a CD from a library, I know that everything is legitimate, so I am in a much stronger position.

  12. govt powers for corporations?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... i didn't realize the riaa could arrest people!

    wow ... i want to start a monopoly so i can arrest people too.... what's that knocking.... no ... Microsoft policeman... i don't use linux!!!

  13. Ex-cops? What's next ... by Augusto · · Score: 1

    ... a private army of Special Ops ready to bust into your house?

    It seems like RIAA is populated by the worst managers each one of us have ever worked with, and they let them lose with their crazy ideas, and there's nobody that is sane to reign them in. What a crazy organization.

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    1. Re:Ex-cops? What's next ... by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      More like alien nazi's who slit throats.

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    2. Re:Ex-cops? What's next ... by jdunlevy · · Score: 1
      ... a private army of Special Ops ready to bust into your house?

      Or, at least as scary: off-duty cops.

    3. Re:Ex-cops? What's next ... by Ancil · · Score: 1

      RIAA is populated by the worst managers each one of us have ever worked with
      Uh-oh. Now who will count the plastic cutlery in the break room, and send out an email for people to use more spoons?
  14. 500 Internal Server Error. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else getting these? Think I've had five or six today.

  15. Saucy as it permits... by sloptaco · · Score: 1

    I have to say they really messed up with Kermit's Swamp. I'm still trying to regain my nostalgia for the Muppets.

  16. This world is pretty funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really is.

  17. Quotes by GnrlFajita · · Score: 5, Funny
    if an anti-piracy team crossed the line between looking like cops and implying or telling vendors that they are cops, the Los Angeles Police Department would take a pretty dim view

    I don't know -- the RIAA is pretty low, but I don't think even they would want people to confuse them with the LAPD.

    Second best quote: "They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.'"

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    1. Re:Quotes by griffjon · · Score: 1

      I think he has something to hide re: the whole pirating thing. The article mentions that his lot is right beside the "landmark El 7 Mares fish-taco stand on Sunset Boulevard."

      key words: landmark, "7 Mares" (7 seas), "fish-taco"

      He's OBVIOUSLY a pirate, people! I mean, he works next to fish-tacos.

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    2. Re:Quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody in Amsterdam works next to fish-taco sellers.

      Say it with me... "ewwwwwww."

  18. Next step by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next step: Street Vendors selling RIAA-emblazoned jackets. Oh the hilarity!

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    1. Re:Next step by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you ready for RANDOM HOME INSPECTIONS!

      The RIAA is Coming!

    2. Re:Next step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, "Fuck off RIAA" emblazoned jackets.

    3. Re:Next step by BitchAss · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that. Think it's a crime to impersonate an RIAA officer?

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    4. Re:Next step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next step: Street Vendors selling RIAA-emblazoned jackets. Oh the hilarity!

      They'd probably sue you for trademark infringement.

    5. Re:Next step by ImTwoSlick · · Score: 1
      Next step: Street Vendors selling RIAA-emblazoned jackets. Oh the hilarity!

      I can't wait to see people in RIAA jackets out to bust other people in RIAA jackets.

    6. Re:Next step by AchmedHabib · · Score: 1

      an RIAA officer?
      Yes because just because you feel like calling yourself for an officer, does not make you one.
      I just remembered "my blue heaven":
      "who made you undercover?"
      I did.
      "it doesn't work that way"

    7. Re:Next step by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'd probably sue you for trademark infringement.

      Yes but my RIAA jacket stands for "Really Intrusive American Assholes"

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    8. Re:Next step by elykyllek · · Score: 1

      Remembered a video I saw about this.

      Quick google search came up with this link:
      RIAA_PSA.mpg

    9. Re:Next step by fatgraham · · Score: 1
      They'd probably sue you for trademark infringement.
      Yes but my RIAA jacket stands for "Really Intrusive American Assholes"
      Like he said, they'd probably sue you for trademark infringement.
    10. Re:Next step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about street vendors wearing RIAA-emblazoned jackets?

    11. Re:Next step by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      What fantastic leap of logic are you using here? If the RIAA decides to do random home inspections, you only need to tell them 'NO' and 'get off of my property' and they are more or less legally obligated to 'go away'.

      Lets try being rationale, geez.

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    12. Re:Next step by euxneks · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody would buy those. What Slashdot geek would be caught dead with RIAA on their jacket?

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    13. Re:Next step by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      To be honest I was hoping for a "Funny" moderation, not an "Informative" moderation.

      But with the tactics they used, I wouldn't be surprised if 60-70% of American households allowed "Inspection Teams" to enter and search around. Most people will not question anyone who looks like they have authority. Plus, with the school system the way it is, most people wouldn't know that they don't have the right to do a blank-check search of your house even if they were cops, with a warrant even.

  19. Sweet! by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we know who to beat up! Anyone wanna bet that some of these guys will be found wandering, naked and confused, with their ass cheeks duct-taped together?

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    1. Re:Sweet! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Anyone wanna bet that some of these guys will be found wandering, naked and confused, with their ass cheeks duct-taped together?

      How would they be wandering around when they're handcuffed together on a merry-go-round in their undies? I HATE rent-a-cops!

  20. remember where your money is going! by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For its part, the RIAA maintains that the up-close-and-personal techniques are nothing new. RIAA spokesman Jonathan Lamy says its investigators do not represent themselves as police, and that the incident reports vendors are asked to sign, in which they agree to hand over their discs, explicitly state that the forfeiture is voluntary.
    All right boys... Make sure the boots go up above the knees... We're heading into bullshit territory!

    If the RIAA isn't trying to look like the police why do they bother hiring ex-police officers, wear clothing similar to raiding police units, and cavort about as some sort of tactical unit? It is obvious to me that they want the "villains" to think they are the cops (and those street vendors, at least for the time being, are going to believe that they are).

    Pink slips that say they handed the stuff over voluntarily or not... They are acting as an official force on duty to confiscate material and they want to look as official as possible to have these individuals fork over the material quickly and without issue. If they are so concerned about their property being "stolen" and resold why don't they contact the real police and have them do it? Probably because the real police have better things to do than worry about what is being sold in Chinatown...

    Please remember that this is where your money is going when you decide to purchase music that is "owned" by the RIAA... Busting 12 year olds and funding a "tactical unit" to bust street vendors.

    My suggestion, as always, is to support FREE MUSIC. FurthurNET and Sharing the Groove

    Good luck RIAA and thanks for yet another humorous charade!

    1. Re:remember where your money is going! by sloptaco · · Score: 1

      or better yet: http://www.iuma.com/

      -sloppy

    2. Re:remember where your money is going! by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, the RIAA is right - raids by company agents (either on behalf of the RIAA or the MPAA) are nothing new, and have been conducted against street vendors, mom & pop shops, and mass pirating operations in the past. HOWEVER, these types of raids have ALWAYS involved the cooperation of local and state law enforcement - the company agents ID the culprits, gather evidence (usually in the form of photographs, purchased merchandise, etc.), and once an air-tight case is built, the raid is conducted, by regular law enforcement with company assistance.

      From the article, it sounds like they've decided to forgo local law enforcement cooperation, and go the way of the BSA (no not the boy scouts) and tackle suspects as a law unto themselves. The "voluntary" forfeiture aspect is particularly troubling, since what it amounts to is "We know you're committing a crime - hand over the evidence and we won't send you to jail." Since these private contractors have no power of arrest, and the only legal recourse is to haul these vendors into court and present actual evidence, what it amounts to is circumventing the normal process of law (ie, vigilantism.) By using the threat of force (the suggestion that you WILL get hauled off to jail is a pretty good threat) to take property - when you don't have those powers, some might call it a pretty good bluff. I'd call it a con game and call the cops on these guys instead.

    3. Re:remember where your money is going! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vendors here just need to know that even
      if it was a real group of officers, they dont have any right to take property or make threats without a search warrant. The media, is still their private property, its up to a court to decide wether the contents are bootlegs.

      Police do not arrest people for copywrite infringmement without a court order period,
      and leaving with property without a warrant would
      make the evidence inadmissable in court anyway.

      If a robber threw the weopon he just used in a private lots dumpster, an officer still needs a search warrant to retreive it legally in most places.

  21. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the article. They persuade people to give up bootlegs, they don't arrest or anything.

  22. Man they're Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's like going to Iraq wearing an American flag tshirt.
    Or Mississipi with your black girl friend.
    They're definatly making themselves a target.

  23. They should be careful in NY... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...as the vendors might fight back! Those guys can be *mean** if you piss them off...

    1. Re:They should be careful in NY... by gustgr · · Score: 1

      You don't know the brazilian (actually most are koreans) street tech sellers ... the most famous street here (St. Ifigenia) can be a very dangerous place if you are not used to go there ...

      I've heard even about a 'fair' in Brasilia (Brazil's Capital) that when you buy something you better to get out of there very fast before you get robbed by the SAME person who sold you the product ...

      RIAA could try to fight this guys to show if they got balls ...

    2. Re:They should be careful in NY... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      only thing we can hope for is that they cross some MAFIA ties and get them involved. This might be the one solution that all of us are hpoing for...

      Please RIAA! start in New York, Queens!

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    3. Re:They should be careful in NY... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give them a week to get the "RF'n IAA" shirts on the streets...

    4. Re:They should be careful in NY... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And New Yorkers wonder why planes were raining down on them. Mean ass mother fuckers.

    5. Re:They should be careful in NY... by TPFH · · Score: 1

      only thing we can hope for is that they cross some MAFIA ties and get them involved. This might be the one solution that all of us are hpoing for...

      Are you implying that the RIAA does not have ties of its own to the MAFIA?

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  24. Under color of law by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It appears the RIAA is busting people under color of law. If this is true then it is a big deal. This means that the people they are busting believe they are police. Even if you're not a cop, if you present yourself as one, you are considered a state actor by the courts just like a real cop and can be held civilly liable for violations of civil rights. Private citizens acting in their private interests cannot be held liable under the civil rights statutes (primarily 42 USC 1984) but state actors can.

    1. Re:Under color of law by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, there's a huge difference between "assaulting a police officer" and plain old "assault". If a judge were convinced that you thought the RIAA-cop was an impersonater trying to rob you, there's a good chance you'd get sent home with a disturbing the peace ticket or ruled innocent altogether.

      You heard it here first: I'm extremely afraid of someone impersonating a police officer trying to harm me. Although I hate violence and love puppy dogs and daisies, I would use physical force if I thought I were in danger.

      Come and get me, fake-cops. :)

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    2. Re:Under color of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "It appears the RIAA is busting people under color of law. If this is true then it is a big deal."

      So call the state police while it's happening, and formalize the complaint. Or comply with the thugs. It's always a choice...

  25. Impersonating a cop is a serious offence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in most jurisdictions. A smart guy could not only sue these guys for quite a bit of money, but put them in jail for a long time.

  26. hah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd like to see what is going to happen when they try this is some lower income neigborhoods. I for one recommend the RIAA go to Newark, NJ. I've seen bootleggers on the street, I just hope the RIAA guys are carrying guns also becuase I bet most of the bootleggers there are.

  27. hurry, michael, quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    before they notice the absurd story you posted before this one...

  28. Bad boy, bad boys, what ya gonna do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring some cameras and you got a new reality show. Can't wait for the first RIAA high-speed chases.

  29. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next step is for some "professionals" in black EFF jackets to find these guys and kick them in the nuts.

  30. Can they really do this? by LamerX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, so lets say they walk into a place that is making counterfit CDs. Do they really have the right to go in and cease all of the counterfit property? I thought that they had to go through proper legal channels to do this. If this is okay for them to do, then why can't the creator of a GPL product bust into a company they know is violating the GPL in thier hardware and just start taking stuff? I'm surprised SCO hasn't started busting into every business and started taking computers with Linux on them... Wearing jackets that say SCO on them. SCO is scarier sounding than RIAA.

    1. Re:Can they really do this? by kidgenius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they aren't seizing the property. They are mereley requesting for it to be handed over, otherwise they will pursue legal action. It's like if you stole my bike, i goto your house prove to you it's my bike and you stole it. I then can ask you to give it back, and if you decline, then I call authorities who will force you to do so.

    2. Re:Can they really do this? by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      They act like police and dress like police on a raid, but all they can do is threaten to sue in civil court. The fine print on the pink slips would say as much. Vendor turns over the merchandise, the RIAA agrees not to sue. Not that you should take that threat lightly. I don't doubt for a second they'd sue someone over $75 worth of CDs just to make an example of them. They're pretty much screwed if they have any kind of semi-permanent location like a swap meet booth or a parking lot. If it's anything like downtown LA where the bootleg vendors sell on foot, they'd just make a run for it. These guys have NO authority to detain someone by force.

    3. Re:Can they really do this? by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 1

      Surely it's more like stealing the right to ride your bike. Isn't taking the produce (CD, case, paper sleeve) and addition to the copyright violation? This enforced seizure could easily be seen as blackmail. At least to someone like me with my oh so delicate sensibilities.

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    4. Re:Can they really do this? by wondafucka · · Score: 1
      Aside from the authority that force offers on its own.

    5. Re:Can they really do this? by curtisk · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised SCO hasn't started busting into every business and started taking computers with Linux on them...

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't give them any ideas LOL

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    6. Re:Can they really do this? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      No, they aren't seizing the property. They are mereley requesting for it to be handed over, otherwise they will pursue legal action. It's like if you stole my bike, i goto your house prove to you it's my bike and you stole it. I then can ask you to give it back, and if you decline, then I call authorities who will force you to do so.

      Unlike the equally "loved" SPA, who accuse you of stealing the bike unless you produce a receipt. But even then, the SPA gets a warrant and has marshalls to come in and raid. Hate them if you do, but they go through all the legal formalities first.

      The RIAA don't bother. This tactic is no more than using a "shakedown" method against people less inclined to seek legal remedies because of their illegal activities.

      The prospect for abuse is enormous.

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    7. Re:Can they really do this? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Blackmail or extortion to regain stolen property is usually not held in violation of extortion laws. My guess would be this would be the same.

    8. Re:Can they really do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if a group were to walk into a Bank and "request" they hand over money, that is just fine also, no? It would not be stealing if they willingly handed the money over of their own accord.

      Is that logical? Or, perchance, do you draw some arbitrary line between what is acceptable and what is not. Why should I, or anyone else for that matter, accept what YOU think is right or wrong. Isn't that why we set up a government to govern over us, and a means for us to control that government. It's called a democracy, and I would like to keep it that way.

      The RIAA is seizing property, they are taking enforcement into their own hands, and they are doing this outside the constraints our society had set upon the authorities who are authorised to enforce the law. They are vigilantes, and should be delt with... by the government.

      Our opinions differ. I would rather live in a democracy than a police state goverened by private or corporate interests.

      As a side note, it's interesting how they threaten with "legal" action if their demands are not met. Hmm.

    9. Re:Can they really do this? by flossie · · Score: 1
      " Blackmail or extortion to regain stolen property is usually not held in violation of extortion laws. My guess would be this would be the same".

      In the case of tangible property, you may perhaps be correct - but blackmail to retrieve "intellectual property"? That's got to be illegal. A few thugs walking up to someone and demanding that they hand over physical media (which are most certainly not the property of the RIAA, else there would be no copyright infringement) is extortion. I would expect the courts to be most unhappy with this.

    10. Re:Can they really do this? by HunterZ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's like if you stole my bike, i goto your house prove to you it's my bike and you stole it. I then can ask you to give it back, and if you decline, then I call authorities who will force you to do so.
      No, it's like if you stole my bike and I hire a bunch of ex-cops to dress up in police-looking gear and bust into your house to scare you into giving it back. Oh, and then they scare you into signing a piece of paper that says you gave back my bike because you felt sorry for stealing it and not because you just peed your pants in fear.

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    11. Re:Can they really do this? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I then can ask you to give it back, and if you decline, then I call authorities who will force you to do so.

      Don't be surprised if the authorities confiscate it as evidence and then it mysteriously disappears from the evidence locker. You have about the same chance of getting something of value out of the police as I would getting a truthful answer from George W. Bush.

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    12. Re:Can they really do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Okay, so lets say they walk into a place that is making counterfit CDs. Do they really have the right to go in and cease all of the counterfit property?

      I am a big man yes I am and I have a big gun.

      I thought that they had to go through proper legal channels to do this. If this is okay for them to do, then why can't the creator of a GPL product bust into a company they know is violating the GPL in thier hardware and just start taking stuff?

      Got me a big old dick and I... I like to have fun.

      I'm surprised SCO hasn't started busting into every business and started taking computers with Linux on them... Wearing jackets that say SCO on them. SCO is scarier sounding than

      Hold it against your forhead I'll make you suck it. Maybe I'll put a hole in your head, you know, just for the fuck of it.

  31. is that legal? it sounds shady by johnpaul191 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    can they really go on the street and actually touch you? can they do anything more than maybe take pictures of you and call the police? NO! in the article the RIAA says they make it clear they are not police and have no power, but they dress up like SWAT... it seems they at least give the impression of having legal authority.

    "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs,"

    obviously trying to scare and confuse people into signing over their goods. who knows what else they got them to sign. ugh! It's clear they don't give a crap how the public views them, most companies would not treat their customers like this.
  32. Exclusive pictures! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/riaa-jpg.html

    1. Re:Exclusive pictures! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  33. 'bout time by Enry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember during the DVDCSS trial in NY, the 2600 legal team took reporters about a block away from the courthouse and showed street vendors selling illegal DVDs. The point (at the time) was it was easier and chaper to get an illegal DVD off a street vendor than it was to copy the DVD to your drive and burn it.

  34. That's okay by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wear a 'Pirate' Jacket when I bust into Borders and grab CDs. Fair's fair.

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  35. Pirates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "

    LOL

  36. Scary stuff... by strictnein · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hello future, the present is calling

    From the article this sounds pretty dispicable:
    "The RIAA saw it differently. Figuring the discs were bootlegs, a four-man RIAA squad descended on his stand a few days before Christmas and persuaded the 4-foot-11 Borrayo to hand over voluntarily a total of 78 discs.

    "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs," he said through an interpreter. ...they may all be ex-P.D. Yes, they wear cop-style clothes and carry official-looking IDs. But if they leave people like Borrayo with the impression that they're actual law enforcement, that's a mistake.

    With all the trappings of a police team, including pink incident reports that, among other things, record a vendor's height, weight, hair and eye color
    "

    A disgusting case of intimidation. Way to go RIAA, pick on a 4' 11" guy who hardly knows English.

    But is this really any suprise? Plenty of companies have their own private police forces (and small private militaries too) and you still can hire your own army if you've go the cash, which many companies do.

    This statement goes a little far in my opinion:
    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time."

    Which is a polite way of saying: "Those damn shifty Mexicans! They can't be trusted!" You're not the police! If I don't tell you my real name, there's nothing wrong with that, you idiots.

    1. Re:Scary stuff... by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If we dress up as RIAA agents, doesn't that mean we can go round getting a lot of free CD's by intimidating people selling copyright infringed works on the streets, and stealing their products (it would be volunatry, so it's not so much theft as blackmail). We'd never have to buy another CD again.

      Why is this any different to what the RIAA did? Oh yes, we would only be impersonating the police by proxy.

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    2. Re:Scary stuff... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs,"

      That's why they used ex policemen..

      They *were police* (past tense)
      They were from the recording industry...

      Therefore legally speaking the statement is true, however they are using, at best, shady tactics. The RIAA, IMHO, is clearly trying to kill the spirit of the integrity of law in the United States..

    3. Re:Scary stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that the asians were the shift ones and the mexicans were the lazy ones.

    4. Re:Scary stuff... by Xybr1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know everyone has probably seen this, it's a few months old at least. But given this recent event, I think this is appropriate, The RIAA PSA off of eBaum's World.

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    5. Re:Scary stuff... by flossie · · Score: 1
      "They said they were police ..."
      That's an indirect quote.
      Therefore legally speaking the statement is true ..."
      The direct quote would almost certainly be "We *are* the police" (present tense). If someone walked up to you and said "We were the police [...], now hand over your stuff", I hope you'd have the good sense to laugh at them!
  37. What the hell can they do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the RIAA have the ability to enforce the law? No. They can stand there and tell you you're committing a crime all they want, but I don't think they can do squat, aside from looking for a cop somewhere like some old lady who just had her purse stolen. ANd if some RIAA guy lays a hand on you, you can sue them. The irony is delicious.

  38. Anyone remember? by iceperson · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the guy who would dress up as a cell phone and run around grabbing the cell phones out of people's hands and then breaking them? If you have a link can you share it here? The looks on the people's faces were priceless. Not that I would promote such behavior =) ice

  39. Re:HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY by nightsweat · · Score: 1

    I guess we're even then.

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  40. Don't worry, this is self-defeating by tacokill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least the article details out the main question here, which is: Why is the RIAA acting like the police, when they are not the police?

    It's one thing to do a "citizen's arrest" or something similar but it is an entirely different subject to dress up in raid-style commando outfits and go around strong-arming people into doing what you want.

    They keep this up, and its only a matter of time before they cross the line. When that happens (and it will), the RIAA will only have hurt themselves.

  41. Right... by rewt66 · · Score: 1

    They're wearing jackets designed to look like police/FBI, but they "aren't claiming to be cops". They just want to make that impression without doing quite enough to get busted for impersonating an officer.

  42. HAH by locutus_borg · · Score: 1, Funny

    So whats next are they going to start busting into homes like a S.W.A.T. team? Maybe they can higher the A-Team to do their dirty work for them, eh?
    Or maybe Lars can lead them into battle singing Unforgiven.... lol

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  43. vigilantes by potpie · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is a word for one who takes the law into his/her own hands: vigilante.

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    1. Re:vigilantes by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      There is a word for one who takes the law into his/her own hands: vigilante.

      I thought it was 'Bush', 'Ashcroft', or 'Lobbyist'. Synonyms are crazy!

    2. Re:vigilantes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accusing top prosecutor in the country of vigilantism .. you are truly stupid aren't you ?

    3. Re:vigilantes by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

      Nope. I live in a county that just 'allows' free speech. Even when guaranteed by the constitution.

  44. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got good gear... http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/riaa-jpg.html

  45. Way to smash that goon squad image! by netsavior · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people are ejaculating in the face of the court of public opinion.

  46. A big fat target! by Polyphemis · · Score: 1

    Well, there you go, boys. Now's your chance!Couldn't ask for a much better target than that, could you? I'll pay $250 per pelt!

    Seriously though, at least they're going after people that are actually profiting directly from piracy. Yes, I did RTFA and what that litlte man did was wrong.

    Still, it bothers that they've essentially hired mercenaries to do these shakedowns and are impersonating police...

  47. Moop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction.

    http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season7/E709script. ht m

  48. I for one, hail our new RIAA overlords... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But seriously, I really have lessroblems with this then the whole lawsuit debacle.

    As long as they:

    A. Aren't identifying themselves as police officers.

    2. Continue with the amnesty as long as the person hands over the CDs.
    and

    III. Only confiscate media they have a legal right to (e.g. Only labels they represent, and if I'm selling my own personal copy that I bought)

    Really, would you rather have them suing people in the streets?

  49. aye no me digas usteds con los policias by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    If some dude looking like Arnold walked up to me on the street wearing a leather jacket reading RIAA on the back and said "Your boots... give them to me"... I wouldnt question it. I'd give them up right there no questions asked.

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  50. Police Only Please by Marnhinn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It may save tax dollars - but it is a step toward private business enforcing it's own laws. Has anyone read Snowcrash (by Neal Steavenson) where the different parts of the city all have their own rent-a-cops that enforce different laws? I realize that the RIAA is attempting to combat piracy - but they should not be making claims like "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs..." (from article).

    Taking law into your own hands is not something I want to see happen in America - for example some guy starts pulling over speeders that drive by his house, or a store owner shoots two kids that are shoplifting... Simply put I don't trust the RIAA and most private law enforcement agencies. That is why I pay taxes - so I can have a FAIR and UNBIASED bunch of law enforcement.

    That said - I think the guy was an idiot for selling pirated stuff and don't support him one bit - it is the tactics that are being used that scare me.

    --
    There is always a frontier where there is an open and willing mind
    1. Re:Police Only Please by RLiegh · · Score: 1
      t may save tax dollars - but it is a step toward private business enforcing it's own laws. Has anyone read Snowcrash (by Neal Steavenson) where the different parts of the city all have their own rent-a-cops that enforce different laws?


      I haven't read that particular novel; but I lived in down-town seattle in the late 80's and early 1990s when the merchants' association rented their own police force who rode around in black uniforms and mostly harrassed homeless people and various "undesireables".

      So, private businesses hiring their own thugs^W police is not a new concept to me, personally.
    2. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we also used to have slaves and burn people because our kids told us to. Just because something has been done before dont make it right.

    3. Re:Police Only Please by virg_mattes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Yeah, god forbid people actually be able to protect their own property...Legal or not, I can assure you that anyone caught stealing anything from me would be shot on site. And while I may end up in jail (or not...IANAL) I would be in the right.

      You would end up in jail, and you'd belong there. The death penalty for stealing? I'm sure you'd consider it fair when someone puts a bullet in your wife for cutting him off in traffic.

      Go away until you can grow up a little.

      Virg

    4. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to steal candy from 711 and do all kinds of miner crap as a kid. Should I be dead?

    5. Re:Police Only Please by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs..."

      I'll give you a reason why this would never happen.


      RIAA "Cop": Hi. You're selling illegal copies of our works. We will now confiscate all your material. If we ever see you out here again, we will have you arrested.

      Street Vendor: YO! VINNIE! I got some trouble here!

      Vinnie & Friends: Hey yo...is dis guy botherin you? We got ways o' making trouble disappear...

      Street Vendor: Alright, step right up and get your Britney CDs. And on special right now, nice leather jackets...

    6. Re:Police Only Please by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I am by no means saying it is right.

      Also, I didn't say that they *stopped* using rent-a-thugs, either. I only cited that specific time-frame because that was when I saw it for myself. It may be different now, it may not be.

      Another interesting factoid is that at one point (mid-1990's) it was technically illegal to be sitting on the side in seattle. This was used, predictably enough, to harass homeless people and "beautify" the city (without addressing the underlying problems of astronomically high rents, etc).

    7. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you'd consider it fair when someone puts a bullet in your wife for cutting him off in traffic.

      These two things are hardly comparable. Exactly at what point does a person (in your opinion) get to start protecting their own property? And keep in mind, generally speaking, police do not exist to prevent crimes. They can't (by virture of not being able to be everywhere at once), they can only try to solve crimes that have already been comitted. And anyone who has had something stolen from them (either a vehicle, or something else) can tell you it *might* be found, but the perpetrator likely never will be, and you will no doubt be out money after it's all said and done.

      I suppose you would just prefer everyone wave and say "have a nice day" when they are being stolen from... Like I said, god forbid people be able to protect their property. Let's make sure the criminals have all the rights and the rest of us just sit back and take it in the ass.

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
    8. Re:Police Only Please by notbob · · Score: 0

      Amen! Protecting yourself and your property should be gauranteed.

      Violate the rights of my privacy and let my gun violate the heart of your thieving body.

    9. Re:Police Only Please by caino59 · · Score: 1

      what if they are going about their stealing by a means of threatening you with a weapon, as is the case with most burglaries...

      then he would most definately be in the right

    10. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Should I be dead?

      There is very little in my opinion lower than a thief, you people are truly a menace to society. Should you be dead? I don't know. But I think a person absolutely has the right (not neceassarily legal right) to use force to prevent thieves like yourself from operating freely. There really is no alternative (to violent force) except get taken advantage of and file a useless police report later.

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
    11. Re:Police Only Please by Phillup · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here is how I see it... (IANAL... this is just an opinion... and all the other things that should be painfully obvious...)

      The "RIAA Police" just committed a crime. They stole the property of another citizen. And, they may have also committed fraud.

      And it also sounds like they threatened battery.

      He should take them to court at the very least.

      Yes, there is such a thing as a citizen's arrest... but that does not involve confiscation of another's property.

      ---

      Now... did the vendor have illegal goods?

      Well... let's just say that isn't the RIAA's call. We have a justice system for that.

      That can *ONLY* be determined by due process.

      This was not due process.

      --

      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    12. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes. Mine fumes are deadly.

      Oh, you meant 'minor'? You should still be dead.

    13. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're wasting your and more importantly my time by posting on slashdot. Of course you should be dead!

      Don't worry, your number will come up eventually...

    14. Re:Police Only Please by anachattak · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now let's apply your reasoning that it's okay to do "whatever it takes to protect your property". In this case, the "property right" belongs to the RIAA. It was given to them by Congress, and as originally envisioned it would belong to the rest of us someday, except that congressional pockets have been filled and that "future property right" we were going to end up with...hasn't materialized yet.

      So for today, those songs on that kid's computer or on the bootleggers table, belong to the RIAA. When you burn a copy of that song, you're stealing the profits they would have made from you if you had bought the disc that only they are allowed to sell you, according to the law.

      So, Mr. Hatch.....should the RIAA be allowed to kill people who download music or do "whatever it takes to protect your property"?

    15. Re:Police Only Please by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Why would it matter? If an unknown scary looking person is in my house taking my stuff, why should it matter if I shoot him in the face or in the back?

      He's in my house, with my stuff in his hands. I'll give him a fair chance to surrender. If he moves towards me, or does anything but exactly what I tell him ("hands on your head, kneel down slowly, maintain eye contact") then he should hope to only have a flesh wound or two.

      Personally, I think all burgulars should have the expectation of getting a clip of 9mm shells in the head. You'd have either (a) a lot more burgulars making damn sure no one was home before commencing and (b) a lot more jittery afraid to try would-be criminals rather than occasional-get-away-with-it criminals.

    16. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a large proportion of us believe the RIAA is protecting more than what should be their property. It's fundamentally stupid to treat all copies of some information as one copy, and we reject the notion that a copy of some information is their property - they still have their copy if I have a COPY of their information. I have no problem with them regarding THEIR COPY as their property. I reject their claim over MY COPY.

    17. Re:Police Only Please by baltimoretim · · Score: 1
      For this post I'll assume you live in the United States.

      Local laws vary, but I believe most US Citizens have the right to use lethal force in self-defense only. Self defense, not property defense.

      Criminals do not have all of the rights, but they do have some. Your right is to life first, but after that, your recourse is to the criminal justice system.

      I wouldn't prefer your paper-tiger "have a nice day" response. I would prefer information-gathering and timely reporting to the police: the arm of government we invented for exactly these situations.

    18. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Of course, I'm talking about how I think things should be. I may (for example) be thrown in jail for shooting someone who is stealing my vehicle parked in my driveway, but I'm arguing that I should be allowed to do that. One shouldn't be allowed to own intangible property...but that's a discussion for another thread. In any case, by my reasoning, property rights would only apply to actual tangible things.

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
    19. Re:Police Only Please by vida · · Score: 1
      I'm sure you'd consider it fair when someone puts a bullet in your wife for cutting him off in traffic.

      These two things are hardly comparable

      This response ("these two things are...") to the original statement is totally subjective. We could easily argue that by cutting him off in traffic, you're risking his life, and the life of every near driver. Or I could as easily say that I really don't care if you steal from me, as long as you never ever cut me in traffic.

      As the original answer said to your ridiculous comment of killing somebody that steals from you... "grow a little".

      -Facun.
    20. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick summary of thread:

      >>>>or a store owner shoots two kids that are shoplifting

      >>>Yeah, god forbid people actually be able to protect their own property...Legal or not, I can assure you that anyone caught stealing anything from me would be shot on site.

      >>You would end up in jail, and you'd belong there.

      >what if they are going about their stealing by a means of threatening you with a weapon, as is the case with most burglaries...

      Now are you seriously trying to suggest that shoplifters generally threaten people with weapons, are you totally unable to follow a thread, or are you just jabbering away in a separate discussion all of your own?

      For those unfamiliar with the English language, holding up a shop at gun point is not shoplifting.

    21. Re:Police Only Please by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'll give him a fair chance to surrender. If he moves towards me...then he should hope to only have a flesh wound or two.

      That's the key factor. There's a difference in laying in wait for a criminal (or shooting them as they run away), and firing whilst being attacked. Your property is not worth someone's life, even that of a criminal. Only protecting your life is worth that.

    22. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truly scary thing about Americans is the way they can appear rational until they start discussing the subject of their insanity. Then everything turns nightmarish.

    23. Re:Police Only Please by ryanwright · · Score: 0

      Legal or not, I can assure you that anyone caught stealing anything from me would be shot on site. And while I may end up in jail (or not...IANAL) I would be in the right.

      You & me both, my friend. You've just made my friends list. (Not as if that's some great feat, or anything to be proud of, but, there you have it)

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    24. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >> I'm sure you'd consider it fair when someone puts a bullet in your wife for cutting him off in traffic.

      These two things are hardly comparable. Exactly at what point does a person (in your opinion) get to start protecting their own property?

      Hey, my left front fender is my property. That bitch almost destroyed it.

    25. Re:Police Only Please by anachattak · · Score: 1

      Well the topic of the article is intangible property rights, which in this case belong to the RIAA (under the current statutes). And as Sen. Hatch saw it (and as several congressmen in the Golden State saw it), the media giants should be exempt from criminal punishment for destroying the computers of people who steal music or movies. In the same vein, the guy was using his parking booth to sell bootlegs....maybe we should blow up the parking lot to keep him from selling bootlegs there. OR, if you break his legs, he's less likely to stand out there and sell CD's. So many solutions.....so little legality.....

    26. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      And anyone who has had something stolen from them (either a vehicle, or something else) can tell you it *might* be found, but the perpetrator likely never will be, and you will no doubt be out money after it's all said and done.


      My brother had his SUV stolen. The police did find it abandoned. My brother never received a call to let him know that the police had the SUV. He only found out when he called the impound yards in the surrounding areas and found out that they had it for the last two days! Don't bet that the police will even tell you that they have recovered your property!

      Kind of makes you think doesn't it. After all, if after a small amount of time, the police have the right to sell/auction off the item. Why did they never bother to call? Maybe they wanted to pad the accounts that the money goes into.

      Final lesson, don't trust the police to keep you or your property and family safe. If you want to be safe, you must do it yourself.

      I'm not advocating shooting people just for stealing. But you do have the right to protect your property using force. If the thieves don't run away and instead attack you, you have every right to kill them to protect yourself.

      I never want to kill anyone. Would I? Yes, if I felt that I had no choice to save myself or someone that I care about. I would even kill to save a complete stranger but that is just my philosophy.

      Just an Anonymous Coward because nowadays, you have to be if you don't want the Secret Police to start watching you. And yes they do exist, Bush and ALL of his cronies in power keep passing laws that keep giving the Feds and other organizations more power to do stuff that would have horrified the founding fathers of our country!

    27. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      It's not subjective, as they are two completely different issues. Now, while I don't think it's ok to shoot someone for cutting you off, we don't have to argue that point. Specifically, we were talking about protecting property. Someone who cut you off a moment ago, is not in any way at all currently threatening to steal from you (or otherwise violate your property rights).

      As for "grow a little", I would never take pleasure in shooting someone (wether or not they actually ended up doead). However, I do believe I should have the right to protect my property. And, there is absolutely no real way to do that without violent force. However, I wouldn't feel guilty for it either, as the whole situation (starting with the attempted theft all the way up to the thief getting shot) was set up by the thief himself. I was an involuntary participant (in this hypothetical situation).

      Just because I know it will really make people roll their eyes, I would even think it reasonable that the thief should have to reimburse me for my bullet. :)

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
    28. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or probably (c) a lot more burglars going in with guns drawn and ready to take you out before you even know what happened.

    29. Re:Police Only Please by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Hehe...depends on where you live. I do believe in TX, at night, you can legally shot someone breaking into your property to steal you property.

      Hey, if someone has broken into my house and I see them...I'll be changing the 2nd clip before I start asking for ID.

      Hey...if they weren't breaking and entering and commiting a crime on my private property, we'd have no problem. But, yes, I think if you see someone breaking in to steal or harm you, you should be quite justified in shooting them. It is simply something they should not have been doing. And might prove more a deterrent....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    30. Re:Police Only Please by anachattak · · Score: 1
      I can't read this discussion without thinking of Stan's uncle in South Park screaming (after spotting an endangered animal, which cannot be killed unless it threatens human life):

      "Look out Ned, it's coming right for us!!!"

      (cue excessive automatic weapon fire)

    31. Re:Police Only Please by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is illegal to kill someone for a property crime. Even the police can not shot someone for stealing. Please find someplace else to live. This is a free country so you are free to find a different one where killing someone for stealing is find and dandy. Go there please.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    32. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Your property is not worth someone's life, even that of a criminal.

      Here's an idea, let the thief make that decision. Make it completely legal to use violent force to protect your property, then each thief has to decide wether my property is really worth him losing his life...

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
    33. Re:Police Only Please by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      It may save tax dollars - but it is a step toward private business enforcing it's own laws. Has anyone read Snowcrash (by Neal Steavenson) where the different parts of the city all have their own rent-a-cops that enforce different laws?

      Sounds like Libertarian nirvana to me...

    34. Re:Police Only Please by number11 · · Score: 1

      or a store owner shoots two kids that are shoplifting

      Yeah, god forbid people actually be able to protect their own property...


      Well, of course. And the next slimeball store owner who tries to cheat me by ringing up a price on the register that's higher than the price posted on the shelf, or sell me a product that's had the price illegally fixed (Universal, Sony, Warner, BMG, EMI, Musicland, Trans World Entertainment, Tower Records), I should be able to protect my property (money) against him, too. Not to mention the next computer store that sells me a CDROM drive or modem that won't sustainably do the speeds listed on the box.

      Note to self: pick up another box of 9mm before going shopping. Better make that two boxes.

      See where that crap leads?

    35. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Well the topic of the article is intangible property rights,

      True, but the parent I was replying to was talking about protecting tangible property...

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
    36. Re:Police Only Please by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Local laws vary,
      Enormously.
      but I believe most US Citizens have the right to use lethal force in self-defense only. In some of the more liberal states, not even then. I've read that in Mass. you can't even use lethal force in self-defense except if it's physically impossible for you to run away. But, as a general rule, subject to local laws and the discresion of the individual cop and/or DA assigned to the cases, you can legally use lethal force only in response to lethal force -- self-defense or the defense of an innocent third party. Regardless of the law, you're taking a risk -- but, as the old saying goes, better to be tried by twelve than carried by six.

      Self defense, not property defense.
      Totally correct. It's never justifiable for a civilian to use lethal force to protect property. The military is authorized to use lethal force to protect some property -- highly classified documents and equipment, nuclear weapons, and the like. Of course any area where the use of lethal force is authorized has conspicuous signs stating this fact, as well as other subtle clues like 20 foot tall razor wire fences and large humorless chappies with automatic weapons.
      Criminals do not have all of the rights
      Bzzzt. "Criminals" have all the same rights as everyone else. Innocent until proven guilty, remember? Arguably, they have more rights -- many of the protections afforded by the bill of rights are only applicable to someone who has been accused of a crime. If you haven't been accused of a crime, having the right to a speedy public trial by an impartial jury of your peers is a moot point. If you have been accused of a crime, that right is pretty damn important.
      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    37. Re:Police Only Please by vida · · Score: 1

      no it's not. It's the same. The point behind this is our level of tolerance/intolerance when we're wronged on different situations. While I am more tolerant of being the subject of a robbery, you might be tolerant to being cut off while driving, and somebody else might be more tolerant of having a loved one murdered.

      The fact that laws impose a less extricter penalty on Y doesn't make Y less worse than X. It is in the eye of the beholder, and the day you could really kill somebody on a non-extreme situation like catching 2 kids shoplifting in your supermarket, that day will be the day we live in anarchy.

    38. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like a loaf of bread?

    39. Re:Police Only Please by baltimoretim · · Score: 1
      Bzzzt. "Criminals" have all the same rights as everyone else. Innocent until proven guilty, remember?

      Actually, we're in total agreement. The "all the rights" phrase came from the parent post, which had descended into a kind of "damn civil society, always saying no when I wanna shoot somebody" spiral.

    40. Re:Police Only Please by Eiki · · Score: 1
      Actually, this IS that country. Perhaps YOU ought to leave, if you don't like liberty and self-responsibility. And a country where you're free to leave if the laws are arbitrary and idiotic is not what I call a "free country" - that's what I call a lame tactic for shutting down the debate.

      "Even the police can not shot someone for stealing"

      Interesting assumption buried there. It seems entirely reasonable to me that the police should be MORE limited than private individuals, not less - but I've always tried to resist the authoritarian impulse. I'd rather have deadly force distributed widely among the citizens than monopolized by professionals.
    41. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for "grow a little", I would never take pleasure in shooting someone (wether or not they actually ended up doead). However, I do believe I should have the right to protect my property. And, there is absolutely no real way to do that without violent force. However, I wouldn't feel guilty for it either, as the whole situation (starting with the attempted theft all the way up to the thief getting shot) was set up by the thief himself. I was an involuntary participant (in this hypothetical situation).

      It's statements like this that make me very proud to be Canadian. I have never seen a gun, and I don't consider violence to be the only way to "protect my property".

    42. Re:Police Only Please by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Dealing with the criminal justice system can be messy and expensive. Even if it's self-defense, the lawyer bills will be huge compared to what that VCR or jewelry was worth. Your life is worth defending with violence. Your property is not.

    43. Re:Police Only Please by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      So are you prepared to take responsibility for your actions? When it turns out you were mistaken, or you miss the thief and hit an innocent by-stander, can their family shoot you and send your estate a bill for the bullets?

      Your response to the aggressive driver scenario show just how screwed up your priorities are. A reckless driver is a serious threat, not just to my car but to my life. So if I'm out on the road and someone threatens my life with their 2000 pounds of metal and plastic, I should do nothing. But if I'm a store owner and someone walk off with a pack of gum I should empty my glock in their general direction?

      Let me know where you do business and I'll be sure to avoid the area.

    44. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The death penalty for stealing? I'm sure you'd consider it fair when someone puts a bullet in your wife for cutting him off in traffic.
      Cutting someone off in traffic isn't a crime, it's just rude. Invalid arguement.

      Cutting a person's hands off for stealing, now we're talking. :) They won't steal again, you can count on it!
    45. Re:Police Only Please by BHearsum · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are allowed to protect your own property with reasonable force. If someone tries to steal your car, you can perfectly legal pull him out of the car and kick him a few times to keep him down. Shooting the idiot is most obviously going too far.

      Here's a case local to me dealing with just this issue: link

    46. Re:Police Only Please by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      You can protect your property from someone who you think is overcharging for a good or service by not purchasing that good or service from him. Your analogy is moronic.

      --
      Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
    47. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're Canadian... you're too poor to own any property ;-)

    48. Re:Police Only Please by Tassach · · Score: 1

      If they steal from you by threatening you with harm, the crime is ROBBERY, not burglary. Burglary is stealing without a threat (eg, shoplifting, smash-n-grab, etc)

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    49. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are a complete fscking idiot. If you allow people to shoot other people for property crimes then how in gods name are you going to tell the difference between you dragging somebody onto your property and then shooting them and claiming he was stealing. What an easy way to kill anybody at any time for anything. As the other poster said - "grow up"

    50. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally correct. It's never justifiable for a civilian to use lethal force to protect property

      Not correct. In Texas it is legal to defend property with lethal force.

      It is NOT the best way to deal with a robbery and will end up costing you a lot of money (not to mention the pain and anguish you would have/cause.)

    51. Re:Police Only Please by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      lol, You're funny. "Hey...if they weren't breaking and entering and commiting a crime on my private property, we'd have no problem."

      Since you've unloaded your weapon once in this persons direction and have proceeded to start reloading, at what point do you determine if the person is indeed breaking and entering and committing a crime?

      I'll think of you and your poor family and laugh next time I hear a story of some nut, in his rights and quite justified, shooting and killing an intruder who turns out to be a son or daughter playing hooky and sneaking into the house.

      Though it is many, MANY times more likely your children will shoot each other or a friend than you will ever point a gun at an intruder.

    52. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you please care to cite some statistics to back up your claim? Thanks!

      (Note: most burglars are not willing to commit felony robbery if they can avoid it... that silly death penalty and all.)

    53. Re:Police Only Please by MisterMook · · Score: 1

      So the guy selling pirated cds, which are after all his illegal but personally owned property, should be allowed to blast away at the RIAA guys for trying to steal them from him. Right. Gotcha.

    54. Re:Police Only Please by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Someone in this thread got suckered.

      Protecting your property, if it resides in your own house, is remarkably different from what the RIAA is currently doing. Burglary is, and always has been, considered a violent crime. Your house is considered an extension of your person for these purposes.

      Unless Lars Ulrich is doing this Pinkerton routine in his own living room, these RIAA shenanigans are not even remotely comparable to a private citizen protecting their own property.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    55. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is NOT illegal in Texas...

    56. Re:Police Only Please by cyko500 · · Score: 1

      Uh.... When someone is cut off on the road, it is almost always unintentional. When an armed robber comes into your house they intent to steal your belongings.

      If one is stealing things from you he or she obviously have a disregard for the law. If he or she has a disregard for the law, is in your house, and is stealing your belongings who's to say he or she won't shoot you if you are home and stumble upon him or her?

      In the United States you have every right to defend yourself from armed robbery. However it is NOT actually legal to use lethal force. If someone came into my house I would:
      1. Keep a fair disance with a pistol
      2. Warn the robber to drop my shit or get fucked up
      3. Tell the robber to kindly call 911 and report the robbery.
      4. If the robber refuses to do any of the above, I would promtly shoot out both kneecaps.

      Again, lethal force is not a legal form of self defense. However this is many times overlooked due to circumstantial....stuff. Ans yes..... that robbery to cutting someone off comparison is rediculous. The differance is intent and impending danger (unless some prick is intentionally cutting you off, in which case you pull off the road at a gas station or whatever.... NOT the side of the road).

    57. Re:Police Only Please by Serk · · Score: 1

      I've taken a Concealed Carry class in Texas, and am very familiar with Texas' right to apply lethal force laws...

      In Texas, if someone breaks into your house (Anytime, day or night) steals something, and runs out the door, you are legally allowed to chase them down the street, and put a bullet in their head to retrieve your property. In fact, in Texas, you can follow them to THEIR house, kick in the door, and shoot them on the spot to retrieve your stolen property.

      In Texas, if a bunch of 12 year olds are papering your house at midnight, you are legally allowed to blow away each and every one of them (One of the instances where lethal force is allowed is to prevent the crime of 'Criminal Mischief occuring during the night')

      If someone has broken into your house, day or night, you have the legal right to shoot them.

      HOWEVER, no matter what LEGAL right you have to do this, if you exercise your right to defend yourself, you can be pretty much assured that you WILL be sued in civil court... The instructor in the Concealed Carry class said that if you ever have to use your gun, no matter how legally in the right you are, expect to spend at MINIMUM of $10,000 defending yourself and your financial future.

      Obviously, you can also use lethal force to stop a murder, rape, assault etc... I understand the logic of it, but found it rather humorous that the law specifically does NOT allow you to use lethal force to stop an attempted murder if the person is trying to murder themself... "Don't jump off that bridge, or I'll shoot!"

      Okay, let the anti-Texas 'they're just a bunch of blood-lusting hillbillies' comments begin...

      (Oh, and ironically, I carry a gun every day, (Springfield Armory Micro 1911 .45ACP w/ Tritium sights) and would not hesitate to use it if it were needed, but I'm staunchly against the death penalty, but that's another rambling thought)

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    58. Re:Police Only Please by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      WRONG.

      The home is an extension of the body under Anglo-American common law. Burglary by definition is a violent criminal offense. Thus it is perfectly legal in most states to KILL any intruder that may happen into your home.

      If you shoot someone dead while they are trying to steal your living room stereo, you are doing a bit more than just preventing them from taking your stereo.

      My family's peace of mind is certainly worth someone else's life.

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    59. Re:Police Only Please by pyros · · Score: 1

      i agree you should be able to protect your property, but I don't think that means license to kill for any transgression, as you suggest. If someone breaks into your house at night, and you have reasonable belief that your life is in dnager, by all means shoot them. If they walk 10 feet from the sidewalk to your call and steal it in broad daylight, you know what they look like and what direction they were headed. You can also beat them with a bat, or something else. Deadly force only in response deadly threat seems reasonable to me.

    60. Re:Police Only Please by Eiki · · Score: 1
      I believe EVERYONE here's read Snow Crash. :)

      Anyway, is the rent-a-cop future necessarily SO bad? Does Stephenson even think that? Snow Crash didn't come off as the typical corporate dystopia cyberpunk novel, it was more of a mild parody of the genre - and the future in it had a surprisingly positive, light-hearted feel. Sure, the whites-only "burbclaves" existed, but so did pockets of freedom like Mr Lee's Greater Hong Kong. And you are free to choose, after all, an argument that makes a hell of a lot more sense when the next "country" is a block away than it does when some statist says something like "if you don't like paying half of your income to 'society', maybe you should find yourself another country!".

      I'm not saying I agree with the RIIA and I don't believe a law enforcement composed strictly of pinkertons would be an ideal state of affairs (I'm a libertarian, not a anarchist), but I DO think such a world would not be as obviously dreadful as you make it out to be. Actually, I rather imagine it would be no worse than our society is now. Which brings me to your unexpectedly comical conclusion: "That is why I pay taxes - so I can have a FAIR and UNBIASED bunch of law enforcement". Where the hell do YOU live?! Can I move there too? And how much in taxes do you have to pay, to keep your cops honest?

    61. Re:Police Only Please by bugbread · · Score: 1

      You'd be in the right for killing teenage shoplifters?

      Darn newspeak: "in the right". Back in the old days, we used to pronounce it "insane".

    62. Re:Police Only Please by jafac · · Score: 1

      That is why I pay taxes - so I can have a FAIR and UNBIASED bunch of law enforcement.

      I'd ask for your money back if I were you. There's no magical fairy dust in a government paycheck that automatically makes a person fair and unbiased.

      examples:
      LAPD and various racial incidents (no, I'm not talking about beating up a drunk/high driver who happened to be black).

      Seattle and Miami anti Globalization protests.

      The criteria used by police to select people for speed enforcement. (cute girl, teenager driving a red sports car, black man, etc).

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    63. Re:Police Only Please by bugbread · · Score: 1

      So when I stole that bubblegum when I was 7 or so, they should have had to right to shoot me in the head?

    64. Re:Police Only Please by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Nah....I grew up in a home with guns. I knew better than to sneek in/out of my house. Never did it...period.

      Right now, I'm single...so, don't have to worry about wife/kids, but, just having guns and being ready to defend yourself doesn't mean you're in danger of people in the house not being respectful of the gun. I was taught at a young age, gun safety, and use. I never took it out unless with express permission of my parents, or if like once , home alone I felt I was in danger.

      "Since you've unloaded your weapon once in this persons direction and have proceeded to start reloading, at what point do you determine if the person is indeed breaking and entering and committing a crime?"

      That's an easy one. Are they in the house with my knowledge and/or permission....no? They are an intruder, and I have to immediately decide that they are there to do myself and property harm, and I also assume they are armed as a criminal.

      Trust me...in New Orleans, if you shoot someone that has broken into your house...you won't have any problems. Hell, I've heard of the cops helping drag a bastard back into the house that was shot in there...and was able to stagger out before falling...just to help make sure there wasn't any questions as to justification.

      A year or two, in New Orleans East...bad area of town...a gentleman shot at 2 people breaking into his car. One was killed. They really were hesitant to prosecute the man...I never heard what finally happened...I'm guessing they wanted to let it slide out of public view..and let him off, but, on this one, I'm not sure what the exact outcome was. But, most in the city I talked to wanted him to get off....

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    65. Re:Police Only Please by monk · · Score: 1

      You would end up in jail, and you'd belong there.

      The ethics aside, if he did that in my within say 500 miles of where I live they would simply warn him not to "go killin' anybody that didn't need killin'" and ask him what kind of shot he used.

      But then, this is Texas.

      I will point out that there is a large difference between cutting someone off in traffic and breaking into a habitation while it is occupied. The latter is pretty traditionally considered a dangerous threat while the former simply is an actual if unitentional threat to life and limb.

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    66. Re:Police Only Please by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      If you hadn't left so much room between you and the car in front of you, you would not have been cut off. In other words, it's your fault. Tail gating is good.

      Actually, neither situation warrants getting shot. The use of a weapon in the case of theft only applies if you feel your life (or those around you) is in danger. Saying that, you don't have to let the criminal know your intentions, so a threat of shooting if they move probably wouldn't hurt. If they should come toward you in a threatening manner, then you've got reason to fear for your safety and shooting (preferably taking out the knee cap) to disable is probably the best method (but I'm sure a valid defense on your part could be "poor" marksmenship, if the person dies).

      Other than a real fear for one's own safety, or the safety of others in the area, the use of deadly force is not warranted.

      For the record, I do not own a gun (unless you count my son's water pistol). I do however own a compound bow (can you say "pin cushion"?).

      Jim

    67. Re:Police Only Please by DeepRedux · · Score: 1

      In the self-reliant state of Texas, statute 9.42. Deadly Force to Protect Property allows the use of deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property in some situations. Basically, deadly force is allowed after dark when there is no other way to protect or recover the property.

    68. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it seems like reasonable force until he pulls out a gun himself, or he turns out to be 6'6" 250 lbs. Bottom line, I'm not hurting anyone. I shouldn't have to wait to be shot to be able to use a gun myself. If a thief creates a situation, any and all circumstances resulting from that situation should rest only on his shoulders (wether that includes him dying, me dying, etc.) Someone who wants to steal other people's stuff are free to put their life on the line, but I shouldn't have to be worried about trying to figure out "reasonable force" because some lowlife (who may or may not be armed) decided he wants my TV, or be forced between using "reasonable force" or just waving goodbye to my stuff.

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    69. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      I'll bet if you had known that was a probable scenario, you wouldn't have done it...

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    70. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the United States you have every right to defend yourself from armed robbery.

      This law varies from state to state; it's not up to the feds to decide. For instance, in texas you're allowed to shoot anyone you believe to be threatening your property, while in California (and the majority of states), you're expected to leave if you have an exit, and allow the police to take care of intruders.

    71. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      I think I'll move to Texas...also ironically, I too am against the death penalty.

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    72. Re:Police Only Please by bugbread · · Score: 1

      I was 7 years old. 7 year olds are incredibly stupid. Maybe I would have, and maybe not. But I'm pretty sure at least one kid in the school would have tried it.

      But if you're arguing that it is right and should be legal to prevent 7 year olds from taking bubblegum by seriously threatening to put a bullet in their brains, I will bow down to you as a troll so smooth I almost believed you were a real poster.

    73. Re:Police Only Please by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      IIRC (may be wrong about this) texas has some sort of "make my day" law that allows use of extreme force in property protection. Like you said, it is texas. :p

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    74. Re:Police Only Please by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      I beg your pardon, but I am most certainly allowed to use my concealed handgun to protect my own safety or to prevent the theft of my personal property and my family's property.

      See here for the relevant sections of the Texas Penal code regarding the use of deadly force.

      Deadly force, by the way, has a very precise legal definition and is different from the normal use of force. Neither would be acceptable in your silly little road rage example.

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    75. Re:Police Only Please by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Don't some states explicity allow you to use excessive force to protect your property?

    76. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. If the robber refuses to do any of the above, I would promtly shoot out both kneecaps.


      Never, ever, shoot with any intent other than to kill, and never shoot unless you feel that your life is at stake. If you carefully blow out the kneecaps of your attacker instead of pounding rounds into his chest, your intent is immediately called into question (and prbably rightfully so). The state prosecutor will assert that your life was not in danger; a fact evidenced by your actions (You didn't feel the need to try and kill your attacker, you just decided to maim him out of spite). Lethal force is acceptable in self defense only if your attacker is an immediate threat. If you yell "STOP!" and the burglar bolts for the door, let him run. It's not worth it (on many levels) to shoot him.

      If you do need to defend yourself however, always aim for the largest part of the body: center mass. This is the area most likely to cause damage that will stop the attacker in their tracks. Don't stop firing until the attacker is down and no longer moving. Have an extra magazine for your weapon. Once the attacker is down, reload, then call the police, then call your lawyer.

    77. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      First, any 7-y/o death would be terribly unfortunate. However, how can one reasonably divde along such lines? For example, it's not reasonable to form the law such that "You can use violent force only if the perpetrator is above the age of 18", or some such. Further, what about "kids" that are older...say, 16 or 17? How many kids (I've known several) commit serious crimes (auto theft, major destruction of property, burglary, etc.) because they KNOW that as soon as they turn 18, it's wipped away? Now, how many of those kids wouldn't have done such a thing if they also knew it was a likely scenario they would be shot and killed?

      So, while I would never like the idea of a 7 year old being killed in any circumstance (I realize kids do make stupid mistakes), do we simply allow criminals to steal anything they want (without a person being able to do anything about it) because of the occasional 7 yo that might get caught up in some serious mess? I suppose that's exactly what you are implying...but I'm not sure it's a good or reasonable answer.

      One thing is for sure, in this hypothetical "thief gets shot", no matter what the age of the thief, the thief himself is solely responsible (not legally, but ethically) for the entire situation having occured. Yet, legally, he is made to be not responsible...

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    78. Re:Police Only Please by adz · · Score: 1
      I think the guy was an idiot for selling pirated stuff and don't support him one bit

      As far as I could tell from the article, it was far from certain whether or not the goods were pirated.

      However in the majority of cases "pursued" by the RIAA I would expect that they are.

    79. Re:Police Only Please by Lordrashmi · · Score: 4, Informative

      In Texas it is legal to use lethal force to protect property. If someone trespassing on private property they can be shot. So if at 3 in the morning I hear some crackhead breaking in my house I can use my 12 Gauge.

    80. Re:Police Only Please by adpowers · · Score: 1

      But haven't you seen the signature? "If you cut off a man's hand, he still has two pointy bones to stick in your eye." (paraphrased)

    81. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So are you prepared to take responsibility for your actions?

      Yes. That's probably an unusual concept to you.

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    82. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is one hell of a lot of difference between shooting someone in your own garage who is trying to steal your car, and breaking into someone elses garage(who stole your car), shooting him, and taking your car back.

      IANAL, but I believe that would still be illegal even without the shooting.

      If the RIAA was doing what you suggest here, it is a lot more like the latter than the former.

    83. Re:Police Only Please by tf23 · · Score: 1

      First off, you can easily kill someone with the swing of a bat.

      Secondly, IMHO, that's a bunch of bullshit. If someone's trying to steal *my* car, then they are infringing on my rights. Whatever happens to them, whether I knock them over their head, my neighbor sees it and knocks the person over the head, or I pop a round in the person, it doesn't matter. The person chose to do something wrong. They should have to live (or not) with all consequences of their actions, regardless of what those may be.

    84. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be like in American History X where you wake up and an afro american is out stealing your car you should be allowed to do exactly what that guy did to them. But only if they are black or of another ethnic minority.

    85. Re:Police Only Please by painehope · · Score: 1
      As wrong as the RIAA is, if you are legally carrying a weapon and someone attempts to commit a crime against you ( ex. : theft, rape, assault ) and you kill them while they still present a threat to you, you are well within your legal rights. If you shoot them twice, and then blow their brains out while they are laying on the ground, you are not.

      The original poster is a moron and a half, but you are also very wrong regarding the law in this matter. If you steal my car, my computer, etc., I am well within my legal rights to shoot/stab/beat you while the crime is occurring. Someone cutting through traffic is not a situation that could possibly be represented as an aggressive action that one has to defend against.

      Don't want to get shot? Then don't try to steal from or hurt people.

      Now, On Topic, what the RIAA is doing in this case is definitely illegal, and all what it should take in an unobserved video tape of them doing this to land the acting "officers", as well as the person that they report to, in some serious shit.

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    86. Re:Police Only Please by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Street vendors aren't in the privacy of their own home either.

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    87. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, some do. Therefore, what amount of force you can use when varies by state.

    88. Re:Police Only Please by quantum+bit · · Score: 1
      Legal or not, I can assure you that anyone caught stealing anything from me would be shot on site. And while I may end up in jail (or not...IANAL) I would be in the right.

      Legal or not, I can assure you that anyone caught misusing the words "site" and "sight" would be shot on sight. And while I may end up in jail (or not...IANAL) I would be in the rite. Errrr.... I mean the right.

    89. Re:Police Only Please by pyros · · Score: 1

      i just don't believe that death is just punishment for auto theft. Whether it comes from my hands or the state's. And I know you can kill someone with a bat, it's harder to not kill someone with a gun than it is with a bat. Even if you're just shooting them in the arm or leg you have to be aware of the angle of entry of the bullet so it doesn't pass thru a vital organ or artery, and it takes better aim. but that's all beside the point.

    90. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes- though it's not usually referred to as such officially, many states, including California, have what are commonly known as "Praiseworthy Homocide" statutes, which refer to the killing of someone in the act of commiting of a felony (most states require that it be a violent felony) to prevent harm or property loss from said felony.
      In other words: "fsck the dog, beware of the Owner."

    91. Re:Police Only Please by bugbread · · Score: 1


      *bow*

    92. Re:Police Only Please by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Under common law, this is not the case. It depends on the specific laws of the state. For example, Under English Common law - which has exactly the same roots as US common law - it is illegal to shoot an intruder. This was established quite clearly in the Tony Martin case, where a burglar was shot, and Mr. Martin was charged with murder (later reduced to manslaughter on appeal).

      The law in some US states does allow you to shoot intruders, but even this varies in limitation from state to state. Regardless, I don't believe that the law in those states is correct even where it is legal to kill intruders.

      Generally, there is a concept of reasonable force when defending yourself. If someone attacks you with a weapon, then you may have no option but to kill them. This is fair enough. However, if someone is trying to steal your stereo, you have many options. You can let them run away, with no loss to yourself except the cost of a stereo. You can, if you are armed, demand that they surrender. Violence should only be used as a last resort.

    93. Re:Police Only Please by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Ah, my apologies. Not a troll, a libertarian. I swear, the only libertarian who is not completely wonkers insane is my dad, and I suspect I'm just letting my relationship with him cloud my judgement.

    94. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heeeheeehee, 10 grand for 10 dead RIAA guys...hmmmm...

    95. Re:Police Only Please by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      This policy should also apply to people who try use the 5 items or less queue with 6 items. People have a choice whether or not to do this. Whether they want to be shot for this is their choice.

    96. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You didn't answer his question. Can the family of the innocent man you accidently shot shoot you?

      If they decline, would you be responsible enough to shoot yourself?

    97. Re:Police Only Please by sfjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's make sure the criminals have all the rights and the rest of us just sit back and take it in the ass.

      I know you right-wingers won't believe this, but there is actually a middle ground. When the penalty for a crime is relative to the severity of the crime, you have a pretty good system. Shooting people for stealing went out of style a couple centuries back. The Republican party will catch up to modern times any day now.

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    98. Re:Police Only Please by dcam · · Score: 1

      I don't think you are a bunch of blood lusting hill billies. I'm just very glad I live as far away from you as possible, in a country that has strict gun laws and a far lower crime rate.

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    99. Re:Police Only Please by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      (a) a lot more burgulars making damn sure no one was home before commencing and (b) a lot more jittery afraid to try would-be criminals rather than occasional-get-away-with-it criminals.

      Or (c) Burgalars who decide to arm themselves before committing the crime, ready to blast the first person in the house that moves.

      I'm not disagreeing with your point; if someone were to break into my house, I'm not going to ask him "Gee mister, are you only here to rob me, or are you planning on sodomizing my wife and kidnapping my son. That question, I'd leave up to the jury at my trial. AFAIC, just his presence there is an imminent threat to my family - he's leaving in a ziploc baggie.

      Where I live (Phoenix, AZ) we have very open conceal-carry laws, and procecutors regularly won't procecute cases that, on the surface, appear to be self-defense. But that certainly hasn't solved the problem: carjackings, home invasions and robberies seem to only becoming more and more violent.

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    100. Re:Police Only Please by bagsc · · Score: 1

      And then there "impersonating a police officer"...

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    101. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Texas, if a bunch of 12 year olds are papering your house at midnight, you are legally allowed to blow away each and every one of them

      On the other hand, this might not be wise - even if you do turn out to be legally in the right, and even if you survive the ensuing civil cases with a penny to your name, you can be fairly sure those twelve year olds are going to have at least one relative who's willing to write your name on a bullet.

      Okay, let the anti-Texas 'they're just a bunch of blood-lusting hillbillies' comments begin...

      No - I happen to live in Britain, where the majority of the population is unarmed, and even the police only carry guns in exceptional circumstances. But I do agree that the situation in Texas is different enough that laws like that are reasonable. For example, anyone breaking into your house is going to know that you're most likely armed. That means they're going to bring a gun, and if you confront them, they're very likely to try and shoot first.

      But what about the reaction here where Tony Martin, a man living alone in a remote farmhouse, shot dead a teenager who broke into his house? He was convicted of manslaughter and spent a year or two in jail, and personally I think he should have stayed in there much much longer. Why? Because the chances of the intruder being armed were practically nil.

    102. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wackily enough, only lethal force is acceptible. If you break someone's leg to detain them for long enough to hand over to the police, its lawsuit bait. If you blew his head off then called the police, well, he shouldn't have been there.

    103. Re:Police Only Please by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "So if at 3 in the morning I hear some crackhead breaking in my house I can use my 12 Gauge."

      In Maryland, you'd have to wait for him to take a step inside before you pull the trigger. Also, make sure he lands inside the house as well, as that pretty much absolves you of any possible prosecution. I had a government teach in high school (in Maryland) who told the class that if they catch someone carrying a TV out the window in the middle of the night, make sure they're still leaning towards the inside of the house when you shoot them.

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    104. Re:Police Only Please by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Unless you live in the northeast, you probably have the right to kill anyone who breaks into your house. Just make sure they are actually in your house before you shoot them.

      Otherwise it is not so clear cut. In many northeastern states, it is my understanding that you can't use deadly force even after the person has wounded you and killed other members of your family. I heard about a case in Massachusetts where a woman was convicted of murder after shooting someone who had murdered other people in her house, wounded her, and she had run off into a back bedroom with her (some of?) her children. The crook broke down the bedroom door and she shot him. They prosecuted her on the ground that she and her kids could have jumped out the second story window intead of shooting him.

      But if you live in Texas or Arkansas or most places in the south, midwest, or west as soon as they enter your house, you can kill them with no warning.

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    105. Re:Police Only Please by TCM · · Score: 1

      My family's peace of mind is certainly worth someone else's life.

      I can see it.

      *dad empties gun into intruder's head*

      *blood is everywhere*

      *little son was watching, now has blood all over him*

      *dad and son smile peacefully*

      The quoted sentence is a very nice example for the way-out-of-proportion-thinking of you sickos over there.

      Nice vicious circle, too. You _have_ to suspect everyone to carry a gun because.. uh.. everyone carries a gun.

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    106. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with that agressive a stance, I'd say you'll get into a serious fight before the end of the year. Personally I almost hope the next thief uses the same "smarts" as you do, and first shoots you from across the street, not giving you a even a split second to respond with potentially lethal force.

      That and, I wouldn't trust myself with a gun. There are NO circumstances I would want to take someone's life, not even by accident. The only thing that carrying a gun might accomplish is getting me damaged. Either by accident, or because I would trust in the gun to protect me, and then not fire.

      Do you even think about what you're saying ? Make it personal for a second. If you are allowed to carry around a loaded gun, or have a loaded weapon in the house (or even pretend to have that), that means YOU accept that there are situations that I might (have to) shoot you.

      A gun is only threat to yourself.

    107. Re:Police Only Please by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Well, you're right about one thing: Bush is the ONLY president to EVER offend the founding fathers. I'm sure they stuck cigars up their intern's snatches as well.

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    108. Re:Police Only Please by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1
      I heard about a case in Massachusetts...
      If that's how it happened, that's the single worst miscarriage of justice I've ever heard of in the States. No wonder crime is so rampant in some parts...
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    109. Re:Police Only Please by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      You're the exact kind of person that doesn't belong having a gun. Someone who instead of deciding whether it's appropriate to shoot, is already shooting to kill. Individuals aren't supposed to judge and punish the actions of others.

      Sure draw the gun, warning shots even.. but deadly force should only be to protect from immediate harm.

      It could be a repo man, a teenager playing a prank.. or even your own kids. I sure hope you don't have children in your household.

      That repo man, shouldn't have to be worried about whether the lowlife that can't pay his bills has a gun. The situation rests on the shoulders of the person who didn't pay his bills, and the repo man shouldn't have to take a risk. He should go in shoot the people in the beds... get the kids too... better put one in the doggies head too.. He can't be bothered to figure out "reasonable force".

      Bottom line you're the one that's creating life threatening situation with that kind of attitude. There is no winning an argument over morality and I won't convince you.. but rest assured I'm always right.

    110. Re:Police Only Please by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

      As the government has rather firmly established in a number of cases, it is not responsible for protecting citizens. It logically follows that we citizens have the right and the responsibility to protect and defend ourselves and our property. I don't advocate shooting people except as a last resort, but if I catch some sob breaking into my car, stealing something off my property, or otherwise violating my person or property, we'll get that fixed immediately one way or another. If the thief (or whatever) wants to back down and act right nobody has to be hurt. If not he may leave wearing more holes than he came with. I think if more of us stood up for ourselves we'd all have a lot less to fear from thugs, thieves and such. That's just plain common sense to me.

    111. Re:Police Only Please by NiTr|c · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, here in Colorado we have a similiar law. I think it is called the "Make My Day" law. As far as I understand it, if someone trespasses on your property and you have reason to believe your life could be in danger, you can kill them. And, as far as I'm concerned, if anyone trespasses on my property, I feel my life is in danger...Are their intentions hostile? Are they armed? If I don't know 100% the answers to these questions, I WILL assume the worst and use deadly force to protect myself, my family, and my property. So, if fake-police RIAA agents come to my door and ask to take my things from me...I didn't invite them, I don't know them, they're trying to steal from me, and they're threatening me. My life is now in danger, their lives will now be ended.

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    112. Re:Police Only Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Someone who instead of deciding whether it's appropriate to shoot, is already shooting to kill.

      I've given it a lot of thought actually...it's the type of person I am. I try and think about things in advance.

      Individuals aren't supposed to judge and punish the actions of others.

      I would be neither judging nor punishing. Simply protecting my own property (and possibly myself and my wife) in the only reasonable way I know how.

      Sure draw the gun, warning shots even.. but deadly force should only be to protect from immediate harm.

      I would agree with that if there were actually an effective alternative. I could shout, and that might work, but only the threat of force would actually (probably) have any affect. That threat could be by me waving a gun around and/or firing a warning shot and the thief imagining what might happen next. Or, it could come simply from him thinking he could get shot if he is seen, so simply being caught may create that threat (in his mind).

      Bottom line you're the one that's creating life threatening situation with that kind of attitude.

      I would never murder, rape, steal from, or otherwise attack another person. I would be willing to risk my own life to save another person. I've stood outnumbered, ready to fight at 5-1 odds (me and one other guy) to defend a black guy at a very white, southern party. I value human life and the rights of individuals to not be attacked or have their own property attacked. I'm a very easy-going guy. Yet, sitting in my home, bothering nobody, and a thief comes and tries to take stuff that doesn't belong to him, and you label me as having created a "life threatening situation"...cute.

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    113. Re:Police Only Please by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      Yes. That's probably an unusual concept to you.

      Yes, that would be unusual. I hear all the time about kids shooting each other with their parents' guns. I hardly ever hear about those parents taking responsibility--for their kids or their guns.

    114. Re:Police Only Please by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Now let's apply your reasoning that it's okay to do "whatever it takes to protect your property". In this case, the "property right" belongs to the RIAA.

      Your argument is invalid right there. A man selling CD's in violation of copyright law has certainly not taken the property in question (the copyright) from the copyright holder. The only way to do that would be to fraudulently claim transfer of ownership of said copyright and have same put in your name with the US copyright office. Now, tell me which one of these marginally literate immigrants has had the copyright to the latest Brittney album put into his name. Yeah, that's right, you can't; because none of them has. Copyright violation is not a property crime, it is a violation of copyright law. It is very important to understand the distinction. Feel free to draw whatever moral parallels to property crime you might wish, but understand that legally the two are not the same thing.

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    115. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why I pay taxes - so I can have a FAIR and UNBIASED bunch of law enforcement.

      Does the name Rodney King mean anything to you? Nah, before your time, sonny.

      If you want a fair and unbiased bunch of law enforcement, you have to do a hell of a lot more than sit on your butt and trust the politicians.

    116. Re:Police Only Please by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      i just don't believe that death is just punishment for auto theft.

      It's not punishment unless the state or other entity with authority metes it out. If it's me shooting a burglar it's simply the result of the situation. Many situations result in death. Is being struck by lightning a punishment for walking in a thunderstorm? Is death in a fiery plane crash punishment for riding in a poorly maintained aircraft? Some people won't fly because they might die in a crash. Likewise, some people don't burglarize homes because they might die of a shotgun wound. The notions of "impartial", "fair", and "deserve" have nothing to do with the realities of life outside of the law. In my home, I am not The State; I have no obligation to give an intruder a fair trial before I shoot him. Why? Because fair trials exist to ensure that entities entrusted with sweeping powers don't abuse those powers. Me, I'm just some guy trying to live. If you don't want to get shot, don't climb through my window wearing a ski mask. The State may examine my actions afterward to judge whether they were justified, but so long as I acted within the law, I will be fine.

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    117. Re:Police Only Please by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      When the penalty for a crime is relative to the severity of the crime, you have a pretty good system.

      "Penalties" and "punishments" can only be handed down by the State, and the whole notion of tailoring the penalty to the severity of the crime only works for extremely powerful entities (like the state) who can sit on top of the perpetrator while they weigh the pros and cons. Individuals do not have the luxury of vast State-like power to give them time to think about how to handle a given situation. Anyone who thinks we're "too civilized" for such things as shooting burglars is fooling themselves. We're savages living in upholstered caves. Accept it and move on.

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    118. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes, that would be unusual."

      So , presumed innocent doesn't exist in your world ?
      We are all potential criminals with only restrain being our big daddy the Government.

      It must suck to be you ..

    119. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "hough it is many, MANY times more likely your children will shoot each other or a friend than you will ever point a gun at an intruder."

      Really ?
      Where do you get that nonsense from ?

      I just happened to know that in 1996 there were only 21 accidental firearm deaths for children under age 15.
      On the other hang 60 kids under age of 5 drowned in tubs ...

      How do I know that ?

      "Firearms Injury Surveillance Study" - Center for Disease Control And Prevention 2001.

      You are full of shit.

    120. Re:Police Only Please by icestorm487 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to step into this one. If you ever draw a gun you better be willing to use it and not to just scare the person you better kill the person you are drawing the gun on. The drawing of the gun is not a punishment either, it is for protection. Punishment is after the fact finding where the person lives and killing said person at their domicile. As for repo men I don't believe they are permitted (IANAL) to actually break into the home, and if they do they have to announce, with proof, who they are if challenged.

      Teenagers breaking into homes or places of business is not a prank it is breaking and entering/trespass or whatever and if you feel threatened by their actions you should be able to draw a gun on them. And if it is your own child hopefully you know his or her habits enough to tell if it is your own.

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    121. Re:Police Only Please by icestorm487 · · Score: 1

      After doing a stint as the fashion police in the military I have learned that you are allowed to go one step above the suspect as a police/security officer (with proper training). This means that if they are yelling at you, you are allowed to put the person in an arm lock or other hold. If the person is threatening to do bodily harm and has the means to do the bodily harm you can pull your gun out and shoot the suspect dead. A deadly threat is not the issue so much as serious bodily harm. Otherwise you are correct in your post.

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    122. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is a question of freedom ....
      Will availability of guns increase gun related crimes ... sure , but on the other hand non-gun related crime rates are much higher in Europe than they are in US .
      Incidentally , crime rate (gun or not gun related) among white people in US is the same as it is in Europe ( yep ... black 20something is about 6 times more likely to commit murder or be murdered than white)
      Another point is that crime rates in heavily armed states (south , south-west) are much , much lower than they are s in European style gun control happy cities like Chicago ( hanguns banned since 1982 - just became murder capital of US) or NY.

      Anyway, the basic point is that this is a matter of freedom - availability of guns may increase gun related deaths just like availability of cars will increase number of deaths related to car crashes.

    123. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stay there dude ...

    124. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " When the penalty for a crime is relative to the severity of the crime, you have a pretty good system."

      It is not a penalty you fuckhead ..
      It is prevention.

    125. Re:Police Only Please by icestorm487 · · Score: 1

      >

      In most states other than Mass, I believe, you can normally just say you were afraid for your life and stick with that. This would really work if they have an unidentifiable (sic) object in their hands when you shoot.

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    126. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      _I_ haven't read Snow Crash, you insensitive clod!!

    127. Re:Police Only Please by ir0b0t · · Score: 1

      That's a great book but compared to US labor history, its treatment of the willingness of business to beat, rob and kill is mild. And never underestimate the willingness of those being mistreated to accept, insist on the mistreatment. ". . . Let the fools have their TAR-TAR sauce . . . "

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    128. Re:Police Only Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you're saying you wouldn't freak out if you woke up and I was wearing a mask and rifling through your wallet? Keep in mind I'm probably bigger than you and I have guns. BS! Who's to say I'm going to stop at your wallet?

      Everything's fine until it happens to you.

      I've heard it refered to as a "Castle Law". You protect your home as a king protects his castle. Some states have one and some don't.

      link to similar story

    129. Re:Police Only Please by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Oh I do love liberty and self-responsibility. I would love the liberty of not worring about gun owning idiot shoting me. As far as responsibility fine. How about this law. An owner of a gun is resonsible for any deaths that gun causes as murder one. If someone steals your gun and uses it to shoot someone you are responsible. After all it is your responsiblity to secure your a gun. After all you choose to own it you are responsible for keeping it out of the wrong hands.

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    130. Re: Police Only Please by Eiki · · Score: 1

      "the liberty of not worring about gun owning idiot shoting me"? You can invent any kind of "rights" you like with sophomoric arguments of that kind. For instance, you have claimed a right to alter other people's behaviour (gun ownership) because it might make you nervous! That doesn't strike you as just a bit arrogant?


      You will undoubtably come back with "I misspoke when I said I had a right to not worry; what I meant to say is I have a right to not get shot" (true as far as it goes). But instituting gun control on that basis means that you are infringing upon another person's rights because of what he MIGHT do in the future - and we accept risks of that kind constantly. More practically, your argument also requires a conclusive statistical link to exist between gun control and reduced gun violence, something which has never been obtained (in different areas such studies have been found to go either way - clearly there is much more at work than simply the gun control).

      You are also obliged to ignore other risks. For one, I can turn your tactic against you with this statement: "I would love the liberty of not worrying about a tyrannical government oppressing an unarmed populace". What about those who manufacture guns? They would claim that their jobs are theirs by right as well. This is obviously a crock, but the argument is exactly analogous to yours, and an example of the kind of political "debate" that prevails when such inflation of rights becomes fashionable. Therefore, to clarify your thinking, I will give you a simple rule to employ when considering whether you really do have a natural right to something: your rights end where mine begin. And that's all you really need to know about it.

    131. Re:Police Only Please by TPFH · · Score: 1

      The Portland city council was going to pass a "sit-lie" ordinance, which I think would charge you with tresspassing just for standing on the sidewalk even. They wanted to use it not only against homeless, but also against political protesters etc.

      They never voted on it. There was a lot of negative public comment. But a little later the mayor decided that existing law already supported such a concept, and she initiated a change in police policy.

      It was a little more lienent. It gave you permission to stay in a location for 6 hours or something. Soon after this some people planned a demonstration for an entire weekend that would move every couple hours or so.

      So in Portland we are still resisting the idea that undesireables don't have a right to exist, or at least be on the street.

      I remember hearing a quote from Bill O'Reilly from when he visited Portland that he was shocked that we allowed homeless people to be visible. I guess we should be moving them to camps. Happy camps. :) That would take care of the problem.

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    132. Re:Police Only Please by anachattak · · Score: 1
      A little education on "rights":

      Your "property rights" are actually several rights, granted by your government, which you are ALLOWED to exercise. One such "right" is the right to exclude others from your real property. In the case above, where someone has broken into your house, they have crossed your property without your permission to do so. They may also attempt to deprive you of physical possession of property, which is another "right" your government has given you. Both of these rights are premised on a theory of ownership, that the government recognizes that you are allowed to personally "own" things and exclude others from their use.

      Now, copy"right" is another right granted by the government, which recognizes that you can be granted specific rights in something intangible, so long as it has been reduced to a tangible media. Under copy"right", you can exclude others from reproducing the intangible property, exclude others from publicly displaying the intangible property, exclude others from creating works derivative of the intangible property, etc. When someone violates your copyright by making a copy without your permission (which the government has given you sole permission to do), it is no different than if they opened the door to your house, walked into your living room and made themselves comfortable. In both circumstances, your "ownership" (in the form of your ability to exclude others or to have the sole right to do something) has been usurped by another.

      And just FYI: copyright, trademark, patent, and various other regulations govern the subject of INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. Both trespassing on the real property of another and infringement of copyrights are crimes against PROPERTY (as opposed to persons). This is not my opinion; this is the law. Please educate yourself before you troll again!!!

    133. Re: Police Only Please by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually I am a moderate on gun control. I think outlawing them is a bad idea but if you think that owning a gun will protect you from a tranical goverment you are clueless. How will any gun you own protect you from a M2/M3, M1A1, AH64, or a F-15e. It will not. This whole guns makes you safer or pretects your freedom is a wild west fantasy. I am not a gun owner but my brother is and my brother in law collects them. I do not want protection from gun owners. I want protection from a gun nuts that thinks he can open fire on someone running from his house because the thinks that person might have broken in.

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  51. Who are these guys? by perotbot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. They aren't a government agency
    2. They aren't able to imprison anyone
    3. They can't take someone else's property without permission to do so.

    So what are they?

    Impersonating a police officer or other gov't agency is a crime, as well as theft by deception so what is the RIAA?

    Criminals!!!

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  52. hands up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Riaa: Freeze! Vendor: Um...er...uh...Riaa (handcuffing vendor): You have the right to remain silent. ANything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. I mean, come the fuck on. Selling bootlegs is wrong, but the riaa just took this one too far. I bet they won't get into trouble for this one, since their asshole managers will put up arguments that can't be shot down. Wonder when the EFF will get into this? I think its about fucking time!

  53. Doesn't sound very legite by Orion442 · · Score: 1

    The source looks more like a Weekly World News affiliate, so I wouldn't put too much credence into this story. And I didn't catch this story on CNN or any other news source.

    1. Re:Doesn't sound very legite by Lonath · · Score: 1

      The source looks more like a Weekly World News affiliate, so I wouldn't put too much credence into this story. And I didn't catch this story on CNN or any other news source.

      Umm..but why would the CNN subsidiary of AOLTW report on some activities that the recording subsidiary of AOLTW would support? This is the problem with media mergers. The few giant media companies that control most of the media have no reason to let their news divisions report on unpopulat things that their other content divisions do. (Or that their other divisions will support.)

    2. Re:Doesn't sound very legite by Orion442 · · Score: 0

      Oh god, don't you need to go out and get some more foil to patch the holes in your hat?

  54. RIAA the Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This would be an awesome game. You are an RIAA agent with the jacket, sunglasses and cool weaponry. Your goal is to destroy all things music related. Dude with an MP3 player walking down street listening to music, Blam, cha ching. etc.

    1. Re:RIAA the Game by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Dues Ex 3: The MP3 Wars

      ??

    2. Re:RIAA the Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better makes sure Rockstar makes it so that you can extra points for excessive brutality

  55. RIAA: Hi, I'm from the RIAA enforcement division. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Vendor: SAY HELLOW TO MEH LIL' FREN! *BLAM**BLAM*

    RIAA: (Hand reaching into sky, as heart is cluched) AHHhhhhggghh!

    Random Chick: Ohh Vendor! Let's do it!

    This one act play is brought to you by the stale ideas of the MPAA. Thank you.

  56. Good idea, I say we steal it. by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets go around in greasy t-shirts and ten years worth on unkeept beard growth (the official uniform of the FSF) kicking down the doors of people who violate the GPL and shout "Freeze scumbags, this is the FSF! Hand over your source code into the public domain and no one gets hurt!".

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  57. Seriously by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is this a joke? I have a hard time believing this, except that I'm worried it's true.

    How is this not a mob? Extortion? Impersonating a police officer? Harassment? Vandalism? I'd like to see the people involed with this arrested and held accountable for the numerous felonies they're committing!

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  58. It worked for Hitler.... by RobertAG · · Score: 1

    ... Only the uniforms were brown and they were called "Stormtroopers."

    Piracy USED to be an economic activity, NOW it's becoming a political statement.

    All this so they can sell us more Britney Spears...

  59. why is this /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I have no gripe about the RIAA going after dealers on the streets. I have no problems with the RIAA going after file swappers. I have problems with RIAA using the aforementioned infringers to get laws passed that strengthen copyright and impede my fair use -- that's the BS part.

    This story has not a freaking thing to do with "news for nerds" nor is it stuff that matters unless you are selling bootleg media on some street corner!

  60. Way out of their jurisdiction by addie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If this is true, it's ludicrous. If these cases go to court, I forsee many of these vendors getting off without a hitch. If the RIAA had developed agreements with regional police authorities to work in tandem, then perhaps it would be a good tactic. As it stands, it's simply more scare tactics from an organization that seems bent on making itself the public enemy.

    Besides, since when were street vendors the ones that were sharing tens of thousands of tracks per day? I imagine they are hardly the largest part of the problem. Hiring trained security officers to tackle such a small issue is a waste of their money... hmm... wait. Why am I complaining?

  61. Sir Giuliani's horsemen by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in NYC, it was hard to find live recordings in our global marketplace's Village record stores during Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's regime. He had his troops go into record stores to confiscate recordings that NYC shoppers can get, despite record companies' failure to release them. Everyone knows that the buyer of an unreleased live recording already owns several official releases, and the live stuff is what keeps us interested between concerts and releases. But rather than building anything that would last, Giuliaini spent our time and money on destroying a free market that threatened no one. Of course it went underground, onto the Internet. And once Sir Rudy had used NYC for our maximum TV exposure, he hitailed it off to Bushland, raising maximum dollars for his Divine Right king. In his absence, the markets reopened - stronger than before, after the culling and Internet retrenchment. Don't let these keystone rentacops scare you - freedom of expression is irrepressible.

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  62. Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anyone else here think that these EX-cops should be brought up on charges of impersonating a police officer and potentially discrimination (80% of their incidents are against Hispanics and the "officer" interviewed had choice words)? And wouldn't that leave the RIAA open up to liability for potential violation of civil rights and false arrest if the "cops" actually put anyone in handcuffs as they are threatening to?

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    1. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by pla · · Score: 5, Funny

      wouldn't that leave the RIAA open up to liability for potential violation of civil rights and false arrest if the "cops" actually put anyone in handcuffs as they are threatening to?

      Too bad I don't live in LA...

      Anyone who does, want to make a few bucks, courtesy of the RIAA?

      Find one of these "teams". Follow them around, stepping in to explain to anyone they attempt to bust that they lack any legal power and the vendor can safely ignore them.

      Have a friend, staying out of sight, follow you around during all this with a video camera.

      When the RIAA rent-a-fake-cops get pissed and beat the crap out of you (since they hire real ex-cops, that shouldn't take too long), congrats, consider yourself set for life from your civil suit.

      Best of all, since these guys don't actually count as cops, they can't charge you with interfering in a police investigation (which would almost certainly happen if you tried this on real cops).

    2. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      Under British law, I can so far see a case for:

      1) Impersonating an officer
      2) Threats to detain
      3) Theft by intimidation (in the UK it is a crime to go up and make someone 'agree' by threats of force)

      As far as the RIAA goes, they can have no right to threaten to detain someone. All RIAA cases to date have been civil, for damages. Nobody can be detained by a civil court. Also the goods could not be confiscated unless they proved they were violating their copyright (how do they no what's on the disks? - do they have portable DVD players to go along with their stencilled suits?). Which would take at least 6 months.
      They wouldn't sue these people anyway - they haven't enough money to be worth suing. So they resort to force.

      Disclaimer - I live in the UK, have never visited LA, and know little of LA law. What I do know is that the US has a constitution that seeks to protect people's rights, something that Britain doesn't (and should) have.

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    3. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Too many picayune laws and selective enforcement are signs of a bueracratic and corrupt system.

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    4. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every night on the news there always seems to be some story about a black man killing another black man, or a hispanic killing another hispanic.
      Of course! because they barely mention it in the news when there are murders between white people

    5. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80% of their incidents are against Hispanics and the "officer" interviewed had choice words...

      The funny thing about this is that a lot of the stuff I've seen for sale in Southern California at swap meets and so on is stuff brought in from Mexico. You have to wonder whether the products being sold by Hispanic vendors, who it seems to me tend to specialize in music which Hispanics might like, even falls under the jurisdiction of the Recording Industry Association of _America_!

    6. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> (80% of their incidents are against Hispanics >> and the "officer" interviewed had choice
      >> words)?

      The RIAA hates everyone, if they happen to find that 80% of the people they see selling pirates wares are Hispanics, they 80% are.

      (RIAA Goon 1) Hey dude, theres a spic selling dvds!
      (RIAA Goon 2) Naw, we're at our quota of hispanics, lets go find a german guy!
      (RIAA Goon 1) :(

      Secondly, RTFA! They didn't say 80% of pirates are hispanics, they said:

      "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said.

      If that is the case, then it is. I blame the RIAA for a lot of things, but because the vendors are Hispanic is not one of them.

    7. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the confirmation of murders requires confirming that a person is dead! How on earth is the police force selectively enforcing laws when we are talking about murder? Either they are alive or they are on the floor in a pool of blood. It's that simple. How are surveillence cameras lying about the color of the skin of the perpetrator? Why are communities of black people saying it was another black person who they saw the last night forceably entering another black person's home shortly before a gunshot was heard?

    8. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Impersonating an officer
      Depends on how they represent themselves. If they, say, go up wearing a policeman's uniform or in some other way say that they're police, then yeah. On the other hand, if they turn up in jackets with RIAA on the back and say something like "Hi, I'm from the RIAA and you're committing an offense" then there's no impersonation involved. My understanding of the article is that it's the latter that's going on here.
      Threats to detain
      Well, that depends on the nature of the threat. I'm assuming the RIAA people would be saying things like "If you continue to break the law, I'm going to have you arrested". That's a perfectly legal threat. If, on the other hand, the RIAA "agents" are saying things like "If you continue to sell these CDs, my "collegues" here will drag you into a basement somewhere and lock the door", then that's another matter.
      Theft by intimidation (in the UK it is a crime to go up and make someone 'agree' by threats of force)
      Again, this depends on the nature of the force. If the RIAA "agents" are saying things like "If you don't hand over this copyrighted material now, my "collegues" here will drag you into a basement somewhere, lock the door, and beat the living shit out of you", then yeah, that's most certainly illegal. On the other hand, if the RIAA agents are saying things like "If you don't hand over this copyrighted material now, we will have you arrested on charges of copyright violation", then that's most certainly legal. Indeed, it would suck if it wasn't true, because that'd mean copyright holders would only have two options, to completely ignore a violation of their copyright, or to sue. Never a middle ground.
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    9. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Setup a sting operation. Sell CDs with legal music on them in their area of operations. When they "bust" you and start the hassle, ask them to smile for the cameras and state their names clearly for the microphones...

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    10. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 1

      1) Impersonating an officer
      2) Threats to detain
      3) Theft by intimidation (in the UK it is a crime to go up and make someone 'agree' by threats of force)


      Not convinced by any of that.

      What they're doing is straight forward blackmail. "Give me a bunch of stuff of yours (CDs in this case, albeit ones allegedly containing pirated content) or I'll tell the police about your alleged crimes.

      Blackmail, plain and simple and a much more serious offense than copyright infringement.

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    11. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by ruggerboy · · Score: 1

      Nope. There is no cause of action for discrimination by a private citizen. Now if they were actually cops, then citizens could sue them through the civil rights statutes (section 1983 etc.). Impersonating an officer..THAT's where they should hit 'em.

    12. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      "Hi, I'm from the RIAA and you're committing an offense" then there's no impersonation involved
      Uh hun. That assumes that the person being targeted knows what the RIAA actually is. To someone who isn't all that educated, the initials RIAA are just as intimidating as FBI, INS, LAPD, BATF, or USSS. You get a bunch of big guys who dress like cops and act like cops, then, to someone who doesn't know any better, they are cops. It doesn't matter if *they* think they're not impersonating the police, what matters is if the *victim* genuinely believes that they are the police.
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    13. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by flossie · · Score: 1
      "if the RIAA agents are saying things like "If you don't hand over this copyrighted material now, we will have you arrested on charges of copyright violation", then that's most certainly legal".

      If you don't [do something we want], we will have you [experience bad things]. Blackmail. Illegal.

    14. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by bataras · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can I be the friend who stays out of sight with the camera while you get your ass kicked?

    15. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      these EX-cops should be brought up on charges of impersonating a police officer and potentially discrimination

      Discrimination based on race is only illegal if you're hiring people. In this case it's perhaps (at most) an indicator that the RIAA knows it's in the wrong and has subsequently chosen a the societal sub-group that's unlikely to go to the police (for obvious reasons).

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    16. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1

      One suggestion - make sure that whoever intervenes, they can speak fluent spanish, too. If the RIAA is cracking down on hispanics, let's take every advantage we have to be heard out over their noise!@

    17. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Since when? We're not looking at "Ooo, I saw you commit an offense against a third party that has nothing to do with me, I demand money or something else unrelated", we're looking at the RIAA saying "Those CDs are illegal copies of works we represent the copyright holders for - you either give them to us or we sue." The RIAA is representing the damaged party, it has every legal right to ask for whatever it wants in place of arrest: it can ask the offender to hop up and down on one leg and clean up a Rolling Stone's hotel room if it wants.

      If what you were saying was "blackmail" then you'd never be able to negotiate an out-of-court settlement. You'd have to prosecute or completely ignore every crime levied against you.

      Don't be absurd.

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    18. Re:Possible arrest for Impersonating an Officer? by anachattak · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make such a gross misstatement of the law, will you please preface it with the customary disclaimer that you are NOT a lawyer. Thanks!

  63. OK, now *this* I support by dacarr · · Score: 1

    This time, maybe they're doing the Right Thing. MP3 files are kinda tangible, so you find hard evidence.

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  64. Great, Ear Worm! by qw(name) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I have the Doobie Brothers' song "Taking it to the Streets" stuck in my head!

  65. Expensive for the RIAA? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

    Even as it suffers setbacks in the courtroom, the RIAA has over the last 18 months built up a national staff of ex-cops to crack down on people making and selling illegal CDs in the hood.

    I wonder how many members they've added to their staff in this fashion, and at what cost? Are they spending more than they're "recovering"... all in the name of I want to be Friday on Dragnet?

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  66. Nevermind... Found it by iceperson · · Score: 1
  67. I thought this was more amusing... by tuxette · · Score: 1
    Borrayo says he has no way of knowing if the records, with titles like Como Te Extrano Vol. IV ? Musica de los 70?s y 80?s, are illegal, but he thought better of arguing the point.

    Not only do they pick on a little guy that doesn't know English, they pick on a little guy that doesn't know English who sells cheezy Mexican whatever...

    And what's this about recording height and weight and eye color and stuff? Doesn't California have a supposedly decent privacy law of some sort? (If someone can send me a link, I'd appreciate it, as I'm not familiar with it.)

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  68. Sure, they don't want to be portrayed as police. by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In the article, the RIAA "enforcers" claim they don't try to create the idea that they're a police force. Why, then, would a victim say that, "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs."?

    It's pretty obvious what they're doing - essentially saying that they have the power to arrest and incarcerate private citizens - and they could end up in some serious legal hot water here. There are all sorts of laws against vigilantism and misrepresenting yourself as an officer of the law. I'd say that this could end up as an even bigger PR mistake than attacking grannies and little kids; there, they were (technically) on the right side of the law. Here, they're blatantly violating the law in order to get what they want. I hope they burn.

    Note: I'm not a lawyer. If you need one, get one licensed in your jurisidiction; if you've been hassled by these assholes, you definately need a lawyer. As far as I can tell, this would be a slam-dunk case for a first year law student, let alone an experienced litigator.

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  69. SOLUTION by Malicious · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Hey You in the RIAA Jacket, you're not allowed in my store. You're trespassing. Get out, or I'll call the REAL cops."

    End of story.

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    1. Re:SOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, then you'll have to explain to the REAL cops why you are selling the latest N'stink CD new for $3.50 with cover art looks like it was printed from an early 1990's inkjet.

    2. Re:SOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      highly doubtful...a REAL cop has much more important things to do...like protecting people's lives. This should be obvious, and this is why they are resorting to "scare" tactics to create fear on the streets.

    3. Re:SOLUTION by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're harassing street vendors.

      There's no store to "get out" of, and it's likely that the guy selling tapes and CD's, and the other guy selling tamales, don't technically have a right to do what they are doing, it's just tolerated. At least that's the case in the Arizona town where I live.

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    4. Re:SOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh right, so is that why I can't walk into any music store and buy counterfeit CDs? The police just turn a blind eye to that sort of stuff, huh?

    5. Re:SOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      looks like someone didn't RTFA.

      Jackass.

  70. Seems to me there's a racist element here... by allism · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did anyone else RTFA far down enough to notice the quote from Langley...

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    WTF? THESE PEOPLE? Is it just me or does it seem that these guys are trying to prey on immigrant (illegal or otherwise) fears of police authority?

    I'd like to see some sort of study of how many people are out hawking pirated wares, broken down by race, versus the race breakdown for the people the RIAA are busting. I know it doesn't matter because they're not actually imposing any authority, but it would be interesting to see the Hispanic community's reaction to the above quotation, and those numbers.

    1. Re:Seems to me there's a racist element here... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Is it just me or does it seem that these guys are trying to prey on immigrant (illegal or otherwise) fears of police authority?"

      This is against the background of illegal raids being practised by the real police, so it seems likely the answer is yes.

    2. Re:Seems to me there's a racist element here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Above the "These People" quote that you and I both recoiled from, was -

      "We want to be very clear who we are and what we're doing," says John Langley, Western regional coordinator for the RIAA Anti-Piracy Unit. "First and foremost, we're professionals."

      Hard to imagine what he means by "professionals" when both these statements are in the same article.

    3. Re:Seems to me there's a racist element here... by allism · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a court ruling recently that declared detaining someone without trial or outside contact, even with the backing of the Patriot Act, was unconstitutional?

      (I am too lazy to look it up)

    4. Re:Seems to me there's a racist element here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, everyone knows it's the Asians that are the real drain on the xxAA's revenues.

  71. Violations by jdavidb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh, let's count!

    • Impersonation of law enforcement personnel (They said they were police from the recording industry or something)
    • Making threats of force ( and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs,)
    • Confiscation of property without due process of law
    • Musica de los 70's y 80's: Morally, if not legally, copyright on music this old should have expired. Given that it's Spanish, the RIAA probably doesn't own the rights, anyway
    • We notify them that continued sale would be a violation of civil and criminal codes. Nope; copyright is entirely civil law, not criminal (unless the DMCA figures into this somehow).

    And this, my friends, is why, no matter how much we hate them, everyone should have the right to hire an attorney. Otherwise you only get the legal rights they tell you you have.

    1. Re:Violations by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Musica de los 70's y 80's: Morally, if not legally, copyright on music this old should have expired. Given that it's Spanish, the RIAA probably doesn't own the rights, anyway

      In general, the RIAA doesn't own copyrights to music, only to specific performances. Unless they can prove that the music was taken from a performance they hold the rights to, they have no rights at all, and it's a case between the copyright holder of that performance and the vendor.

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    2. Re:Violations by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Nope; copyright is entirely civil law, not criminal

      Are you sure about that? Sure, they'll most likely prosecute using a civil lawsuit, but I'm sure there are criminal penalties for various crimes relating to copyright infringement.

    3. Re:Violations by GnrlFajita · · Score: 1
      Musica de los 70's y 80's == Spanish title
      Music of the 70's and 80's == English title

      Can you tell what language the recordings are in? Are they even different recordings? Aside from the fact that copyrights last 50 years (or 70 or whatever it is now), the RIAA 'ownership' (or lack thereof) is hardly based on the language of the title.

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    4. Re:Violations by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      Nope; copyright is entirely civil law, not criminal (unless the DMCA figures into this somehow).

      Sorry, that's incorrect. There are criminal penalties (in addition to the civil ones) in the US copyright law (see 107 USC 506). Ever read an "FBI Warning" at the begging of a video/dvd? There are civil and possibly criminal penalities for piracy. and the DMCA adds to that... in fact the DMCA isn't even copyright law per se, it's a suppliment to it.

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    5. Re:Violations by RedK · · Score: 0

      >Nope; copyright is entirely civil law, not criminal

      Not Criminal ?

      Funny how you got moderated +5 Interesting. The moderators really are on dope.

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    6. Re:Violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but I understand that the NET act made copyright violations criminal :/

      Or rather, since there already were criminal copyright violations for someone making enough money off it, they created a few definitions wherein you could automatically make enough of a "profit" to be criminal if you committed infringement for, among other things, the expectation of receiving a copyrighted work in return.

      (Interestingly, this is the bit Linus found that undercuts one of SCO's arguements in SCO vs. IBM.)

    7. Re:Violations by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Musica de los 70's y 80's: Morally, if not legally, copyright on music this old should have expired.

      Says you. Personally, I feel that copyright on music should last about 40-50 years. You're entitled to your opinion but don't represent the rest of us.

      Given that it's Spanish, the RIAA probably doesn't own the rights, anyway

      Really? All the music was recorded in Spain?

      Many American citizens speak and write songs in languages other than English.

    8. Re:Violations by lurker412 · · Score: 1
      Copyright infringement is a criminal offense if it is done for commercial or private profit. Guys selling bootlegs on the street would likely be subject to criminal prosecution. Check out the law here.

      That's not to defend the RIAA's stormtrooper approach, which is entirely despicable.

    9. Re:Violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent! The brain washing is working! Mwuh hahahah ahah!

    10. Re:Violations by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Are you saying the media companies are lieing to us!? Oh, the humanity!

  72. How can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any of you idiots think it's ok for someone to not only pirate the music/movie, but then but it, put it in a case, and then sell it on the street?

    Sheesh

  73. Goose-stepping CD smashers by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    OK, if they have the right to impersonate an officer, when do WE get the right to impersonate an angry mob? Perhaps the long-term goal of RIAA is to get every illegal song swapper and unwitting buyer of pirated goods to wear a little yellow star with "Juden" stenciled in.

    Hell, if the government lets them go that far, I am sure ovens and gas chambers in the basement of the Capitol records building in Los Angeles can't be far behind. This is utterly ridiculous. Private police forces and a government too beholden to them to actually say no.

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  74. A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by thoolihan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    Wow, I hope that quote gets plastered in the paper all around the country. How they let this joker talk to anybody in the press is beyond me. 'These people'... America is not real tolerant of those kinds of statements these days.

    -t

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    1. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is not real tolerant of those kinds of statements these days.

      Oh, so now you're taking it out on the time that we live in huh?!?! "These days..." Sheesh, I won't tolerate *THAT* kind of talk mister!

    2. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by wondafucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      My favorite part is that he said that they are of a Hispanic nature . They could be African, European, Asian, Antarctican, but damn it. There's something terribly hispanic about these damn pirates.

    3. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy seems to me to be of a racist nature.

      I wonder how he interacted with people of color when actual police officer.

      Maybe public statements like this could invalidate some cases he testified at?

    4. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by Gregg+M · · Score: 1
      'These people'... America is not real tolerant of those kinds of statements these days.

      What is wrong with what he said? Maybe you're overreacting. The "these people" he is refering to are the street merchants. Since when is "These people" a derogatory remark?

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    5. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      America is not real tolerant of those kinds of statements these days.

      Pot kettle black. Look at yourself... " those kind of statements". What are you, some kind of racistphobe?

    6. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Context is what determines what "These people" referrs to. After referring to them as having a "Hispanic nature," it seems pretty hard to claim that he was referring to criminals in general.

    7. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you shove an rfid buttplug in, lemming.

  75. Wallet Inspector.... by ReadbackMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    For its part, the RIAA maintains that the up-close-and-personal techniques are nothing new. RIAA spokesman Jonathan Lamy says its investigators do not represent themselves as police, and that the incident reports vendors are asked to sign, in which they agree to hand over their discs, explicitly state that the forfeiture is voluntary.

    So wait... I can go upto someone with my gang of cronies, wearing gang colours that look like uniforms, claim I'm a wallet inspector, take peoples stuff, and as long as they sign something saying it's voluntary, it's all legal?

    I think I found myself a new job

    1. Re:Wallet Inspector.... by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      No... if they had something that was YOURS then it would be legal. This is not unlike the Repo man who takes a car that no longer belongs to you.

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    2. Re:Wallet Inspector.... by Erik+Fish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but since I later "destroyed" whatever it was that I took from them it's A-OK, right?

    3. Re:Wallet Inspector.... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      That's irrelevant. It's obvious that none of the CDs belong to the RIAA. The plastic was bought for by the vendor, and someone burned the song bitmaps onto them for him.

      Those "cops" are stealing this guy's plastic while claiming it's "theirs".

    4. Re:Wallet Inspector.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh .. so it would be illegal to steal counterfeited money since ....

      Ah why do I even bother responding to an obvious idiot.

    5. Re:Wallet Inspector.... by danila · · Score: 1

      Ah why do I even bother responding to an obvious idiot.
      For the same reason I am doing it?

      Counterfeiting money is a crime, counterfeiting music is not, it's a civil offence called copyright infridgment. The physical copy belongs to the seller, not to RIAA or an artist. And until the court rules that he may not distribute them, he is in the clear.

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  76. niggers and poo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hugzzzzzzzz

  77. My bad! by El · · Score: 1

    When I kept refering to the "Jack-booted thugs of the RIAA terrorizing innocent people," I was speaking figuratively. Who could have known they would take it literally and don real jack-boots? Sorry!

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  78. Another example of why they shouldnt exist by pogle · · Score: 1

    "...if they leave people like Borrayo with the impression that they're actual law enforcement, that's a mistake."

    Its a mistake they want people to make, so they can intimidate them even easier into giving up what little rights the average citizen has versus a group of pigs like the RIAA. The ex-cops working for them are probably the rejects drummed out of the force for lack of morals, otherwise I don't see how they could accept such misleading representation of themselves.

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    1. Re:Another example of why they shouldnt exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lack of morals is how you get promoted in the police force... same as the military

      these guys must have something else wrong with them, bad vision, mental imbalance, or perhaps they just cant hold their liquor.

  79. My Favorite Quote from the Article by phpsocialclub · · Score: 1

    ""They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "

    This is pretty scary, when are they going to show up to night clubs and bust DJs for public performing the music.

    1. Re:My Favorite Quote from the Article by MindSlap · · Score: 1

      "This is pretty scary, when are they going to show up to night clubs and bust DJs for public performing the music."

      Pfft..
      Have you heard the crap they play in clubs lately?
      I'd almost welcome it!
      "Take that crap away boys..." :-)

  80. Clearly They Don't Read Sci-fi . . . by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    . . . or if they do it is only for the ideas!

    -Peter

  81. Who do you believe... by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1

    Mr. Borrayo who voluntarily gave his merchandise away or the RIAA who says they did not represent themselves as the police? If you believe the later, then why have "official badges" to flash, why would Mr. Borrayo have given his products up to the non-authoritative members of the RIAA, and why need to dress up like law enforcement officials?

  82. Okay, that's enough... by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These RIAA pukes are starting to blur the line between corporation and government.

    First they started collected taxes by getting a "you'll probably use these for piracy" fee tacked onto recordable media.

    Now they're donning lettered windbreakers to act as law enforcement.

    What next, are they going to form their own army and invade Thailand on some WMD (weapons of music duplication) witch hunt??? Where does it end?

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Okay, that's enough... by ronfar · · Score: 1
      I doubt they would need to hire an army. They could just hire Thaksin himself and use the Thai police:

      Thaksin's Potemkin Welcome for APEC

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    2. Re:Okay, that's enough... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      What next, are they going to form their own army and invade Thailand on some WMD (weapons of music duplication) witch hunt??

      Actually, they should probably do that, and leave the street vendors alone. That way the street vendors supply would dry up and the RIAA could save the gestapo outfits for halloween.

      The street vendor has to get their supply from somewhere, and it's often from an overseas company that produces legal CDs by day and stamps out fakes at night and shoves them out the back door. Where does China get their supply of bootlegs that the billions of people buy?

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    3. Re:Okay, that's enough... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      These RIAA pukes are starting to blur the line between corporation and government.

      What line?

  83. Myaa the Feds are crackin' down see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me an' my boys see, myaa, we're gonna staat runnin' bootleg CDs from Canada see, get a nice little operation goin, see, myaa, sell it to the local disc merchant at a hefty profit, see. Make a fortune, just like JFK Sr.

  84. Da bomb!! by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    This GOT to be the coolest thing!

    Imagine a mob of Slashdotters, in yellow and black embrazed GNU/FSF TASK FORCE bulletproof vests storming the SCO offices!

    "We are PRO's! We HAVE to see your code NOW!"

    "/Dread"

  85. The Main Issue by sloptaco · · Score: 1

    I think the biggest problem is that we are addicted to music owned by the RIAA. We are the real losers being the ones funding this insanity with our cool Jimi Hendrix posters and Nirvana CDs. The best move towards the future is to begin focusing freely (and legally so) distributed music by artists who are fed up with this bullshit. The best counter-attack is for the masses to turn against industry and begin supporting independent labels - and for independent labels to work out a deal with the public (i.e. to make music more affordable for the masses).

    Ironically, marketing is the best tactic. Finding an effective venue (well of course the internet) might be tricky. But I think the key is for people to stop listening to and paying for shitty ass music ;)

    http://www.iuma.com/ -sloppy

  86. Reporting the crime? by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

    Says the LAPD spokesman: "But it doesn't really matter what your status is. If that person feels he was wrongly interrogated or under the false pretense that these people were cops, they should contact their local police station as a victim. We'll sort it all out."

    I'll bet the chances of this happening are fairly slim-- about as likely as a crack dealer calling the police to complain that his shipment was intercepted by a rival dealer.

    RIAA won't get busted doing this until someone files a complaint, which they won't...

  87. They sure LOOK like cops... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    proof is on this picture

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/riaa-jpg.html

  88. Someone is going to get killed. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Dressing and acting like cops iis going to get one of these fools shot. Idiots.

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    1. Re:Someone is going to get killed. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Hey RatBastard, What's up? I still have some of those stickers you were handing out.

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  89. Racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    And a single racial insult should be worth 1000 lawsuits. He's stereotyping many people into a very negative image.

    1. Re:Racism by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I think "these people" refers to street vendors, not hispanics as a whole

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    2. Re:Racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesnt matter. Everyone I've shown it to has been offended by that statement, and they're not even hispanic.

  90. Bring on the TV shows. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Maybe we'll get "Music COPS" on FOX!

    Just imagine...

    *cue the "Bad Boys" theme*

    Some agents with "Members Only" jackets w/ a big "RIAA" patch embroidered on the back busting down the doors of these hardcore street thugs.

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    1. Re:Bring on the TV shows. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

      Whouldn't it be funny if the show busted itself for forgetting to pay for the theme music?

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  91. RIAA underground. by jakel2k · · Score: 1

    *guy walks up to the clerk in a porn shop*

    Guy: I'm looking to get hooked up with some of the "good stuff". Ken sent me.
    Clerk: Oh. *Looks around to make sure no one is listening and whispers* Go to the back behind the bookshelf there are stairs going down.
    Guy: Thanks. RIAA busted most music shops around here. I think you're that last around.

  92. Where's Bogey when we need him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can see it now. The scene: LA.

    Vendor: If you're the police, where are your badges?

    RIAA thug: Badges? I don't got to show you no badges. We don't need no stinkin badges!

    Vendor: Want some? I've got some nice shiney ones with "RIAA" on them. I'll throw in a free RIAA jacket.

    RIAA thug: Ummmm. How much?

    A pity they disarmed the civilian population in LA though.

  93. A different point of view by webslacker · · Score: 1

    If they stick to this and stop bothering kids who download/share on the internet, I'll actually call this a good turn of events.

    See, by busting street vendors, they'll be hassling the REAL pirates, people who are trying to make a dishonest buck off of music, instead of busting college kids who are enthusiasts and fans of music.

  94. Pirates by jdavidb · · Score: 2, Informative

    "They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "

    You said it! Copyright infringement isn't theft; it's property devaluation.

    Of course, since there's no proof this guy was even selling bootlegged wares, he didn't even engage in that.

  95. Very Clear, sir, verrry clear! by curtisk · · Score: 1
    "We want to be very clear who we are and what we?re doing," says John Langley, Western regional coordinator for the RIAA Anti-Piracy Unit. "First and foremost, we?re professionals."

    How is playing dress-up and acting like law-enforcement and conducting "shake-downs" professional or clear? Can actual police have anything to say in regard to this? So if I have a industry I can round up a posse to ruffle up some people that I don't like or that I think is causing my business harm?

    Nice......bwahahaha! Time to incorporate and kick some Ass!

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    Sehr geehrter Toilettenbenutzer!

  96. nice way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to catch a bullet!

    Oh wait California has Gun Control and the streets are safe!

  97. Sting the RIAA? In a format you know and love! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Why doesn't some lawyer/concerned citizen hire a Hispanic guy to sell completely legal recordings? Take a loss on them, but present them the same as bootleg sellers.

    2. When the RIAA thugs come around, video tape the RIAA taking your legal property.

    3. Sue and...Profit!

    Try and get some non RIAA music confiscated too. Extra ammo.

    Sounds like a wonderful lawsuit to me. We'll call it 'The Shoe is on the Other Foot in your Mouth' case.

    1. Re:Sting the RIAA? In a format you know and love! by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      Yes. Entraptment is great.

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    2. Re:Sting the RIAA? In a format you know and love! by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why take a loss? Almost every unsigned bands sells their own CDs at concerts. Get some Latin band to name themselves "Musica de las 70's y 80's", cut their own CD, and find suspect-looking volunteers to sell them on street corners. Problem is, odds are probably 1000 to 1 against the RIAA's jack-booted thugs biting on one of your honeypots...

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    3. Re:Sting the RIAA? In a format you know and love! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Entraptment is great.

      You do know that it isn't entrapment, right? I assume you must be kidding, but still you should give some hint so other people understand.

  98. Err, not quite (WAS:Time to get to work...) by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    It's "Laws they OWN," bought and paid for no less...

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  99. RIAA better be carefull by fsandford · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is starting to sound like they are entering a new area, which will get them in trouble with the anti-racketeering laws put in place to stop organized crime. What rights did they have to confiscate the wares of this particular individual? Did they threaten him and confiscate his goods without authority? This is extortion under current law.

  100. RICO time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me the RIAA has stumbled into the world of RICO treble damages.
    Sounds like interstate organized extortion to me.

    BTW:
    RICO == The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act
    http://www.ricoact.com

  101. What? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    I'm not for political correctness, and I'm not one to be outraged by racial slurs. But this is blatant racism, isn't it?

  102. So it follows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    An elite tactical unit burst into my company wearing jackets emblazoned with SCO. After photographing the entire staff and taking names, they proceeded to remove all of our computer equipment...

  103. OK, I don't like this one bit. by OS24Ever · · Score: 1
    "They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "


    OK, if you have seen my comments before on subjects of the RIAA you probably know I'm all for shutting down illegal distribution of copyrighted materials that license to not allow this to be done - whether it is Kazaa, the former napster, IRC, or a dude on a corner selling the latest filmed in the theater videotape.

    But good lord this is insane. This has to violage some law. You can't tell me that they 'accidentally' made themselves look like police officers with the jackets with the TLAs on them. Probably doens't hurt that they're all ex-law enforcement either.

    Pretty handy to raid someone where english is a second language too and the cops were feared. I'm sure they didn't make him think they were cops
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  104. Every bootleg sold is open market victory. by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Copyright is a government mandated monopoly. Every time a copied cd or dvd is sold, open markets have scored a victory. Even though the vendors just want a buck, stories of bootleg copyrighted material are something to smile about.

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  105. Only in LA to the Small and Uneducated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know many street vedors in the DC area that sell thier own CD's of Go-Go music. If they were approached like this there would probably be several dead RIAA "officers".

  106. Re:500 Internal Server Error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIAA. What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?

  107. hidden agenda by geoff+lane · · Score: 3, Interesting

    anyone else noticed that the entire campaign to get new laws to aid their "war" against their customers will result in the STATE paying to investigate and prosecute copyright violations rather than the copyright owner?

    1. Re:hidden agenda by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Interesting

      anyone else noticed that the entire campaign to get new laws to aid their "war" against their customers will result in the STATE paying to investigate and prosecute copyright violations rather than the copyright owner?

      Yes, we have noticed. When the MPAA was trying to push the SDMCA through the Tennessee legislature last year, we all caught on to the fact that they were simply trying to burden the state with doing investigative work for what would otherwise be a civil action. The language of the bill actually required the DA to investigate and subsequently prosecute (if appropriate) anyone the cable company said was stealing service.

      One of our primary oppositions was that we barely have enough cash to run the state as it is, we don't need to find more things to pay for...

  108. Here's the most relevant statutes: by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Interesting

    California Penal Code, Section 538d.:

    538d. (a) Any person other than one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, who willfully wears, exhibits, or uses the authorized uniform, insignia, emblem, device, label, certificate, card, or writing, of a peace officer, with the intent of fraudulently impersonating a peace officer, or of fraudulently inducing the belief that he or she is a peace officer, is guilty of a misdemeanor.
    (b) (1) Any person, other than the one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, who willfully wears, exhibits, or uses the badge of a peace officer with the intent of fraudulently impersonating a peace officer, or of fraudulently inducing the belief that he or she is a peace officer, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment in a county jail not to exceed one year, by a fine not to exceed two thousand dollars ($2,000), or by both that imprisonment and fine.
    (2) Any person who willfully wears or uses any badge that falsely purports to be authorized for the use of one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, or which so resembles the authorized badge of a peace officer as would deceive any ordinary reasonable person into believing that it is authorized for the use of one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, for the purpose of fraudulently impersonating a peace officer, or of fraudulently inducing the belief that he or she is a peace officer, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment in a county jail not to exceed one year, by a fine not to exceed two thousand dollars
    ($2,000), or by both that imprisonment and fine.
    (c) Any person who willfully wears, exhibits, or uses, or who willfully makes, sells, loans, gives, or transfers to another, any badge, insignia, emblem, device, or any label, certificate, card, or writing, which falsely purports to be authorized for the use of one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, or which so resembles the authorized badge, insignia, emblem, device, label, certificate, card, or writing of a peace officer as would deceive an ordinary reasonable person into believing that it is authorized for the use of one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, is guilty of a misdemeanor, except that any person who makes or sells any badge under the circumstances described in this subdivision is subject to a fine not to exceed fifteen thousand dollars ($15,000).

    Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that wearing uniforms that resemble generic law enforcement uniforms but are not direct imitations of official uniforms is illegal. Basically, if you aren't using a fake badge or a damn good copy of an official police uniform, I think you can get out of this one under California law. Then, there's the US Code to consider:

    Sec. 913. - Impersonator making arrest or search

    Whoever falsely represents himself to be an officer, agent, or employee of the United States, and in such assumed character arrests or detains any person or in any manner searches the person, buildings, or other property of any person, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both

    As long as they're careful not to represent themselves as being a federal employee, they haven't violated this law either. In other words, it's going to be hard to nail them for crimes unless they do something stupid that's not covered under their little "voluntary" contract that people must sign -- so long as said contract holds up in court as not being signed under duress. Considering that the new RIAA head is from the BATF, I'm pretty sure he's savvy about skirting the laws holding back law enforcement officers as much as possible.

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    1. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but this passage: ...or of fraudulently inducing the belief that he or she is a peace officer...

      makes the line much harder to tiptoe around. If you were such a pinkerton, and were asked, "are you a peace officer?", you might be tempted to answer (menacingly) something which affirmed your (non-existent) right to harass, confiscate, and/or incarcerate.

      At which point you are in violation. You don't even have to answer, "Yes, I am" - you just have to induce the belief. At least, according to MY reading of that passage.

      Of course, IANAL and don't want to be. Nor do I support the sale of bootlegged CDs on the streets. I'm simply pointing out another interpretation.

      Regardless of whether they are going after true bootleggers or not, it isn't their job and that's why the statute you pointed to is in place. Good find.

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    2. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by dr3vil · · Score: 1
      "Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that wearing uniforms that resemble generic law enforcement uniforms but are not direct imitations of official uniforms is illegal."

      So what does this mean? "or which so resembles the authorized badge of a peace officer as would deceive any ordinary reasonable person into believing that it is authorized for the use of one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer..." If I am wearing something that is not a direct imitation of an official uniform, but that is close enough to "deceive any reasonable person" (and it appears that they deceived quite a few of them) then I fall foul of this code. Don't I?

    3. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by chmilar · · Score: 1

      Considering that the new RIAA head is from the BATF

      So, we'll being seeing some Waco-style standoff between the RIAA and a CD-bootlegging cult on the news?

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      Reading Slashdot is ruining my spelling and grammar.
    4. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I think this group sounds more like a street gang than a police force. From what I've heard, organized crime is a popular career for ex-police (I still can't believe there was an FBI agent named Agent Rico who turn into a mafioso. Like, duh, with a name like that...). Since the RIAA has ties to rappers with ties to street gangs, it seems logical that they'd end up that way.

    5. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the letter of Sec. 913, since the last A in RIAA stands for America, might not it be easily misunderstood or possibly flagrantly intended to be interpreted as a Nationally authoritative position?

    6. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      The key words are "badge, insignia, emblem, device, label, certificate, card, or writing." The section on being "close enough" is all about showing false police ID. Wearing black fatigues and jackets with "RIAA" on them isn't close enough to hold up under close scrutiny in a court of law probably.

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    7. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      That's the sort of behavior that would trigger that subsection if and only if the first part were violated too:

      "Any person, other than the one who by law is given the authority of a peace officer, who willfully wears, exhibits, or uses the badge of a peace officer with the intent of fraudulently impersonating a peace officer, or of fraudulently inducing the belief that he or she is a peace officer"

      You gotta abuse a real cop's badge to violate subsection (b)(1) or you gotta use a badge that imitates a cop's badge or claim that it does to violate subsection (b)(2). Now if you never claim to be an officer of the law and you never wear a badge, you can be as menacing as you want to be within relevant laws to intimidation and making threats. I think they state pretty clearly in the article that the RIAA isn't claiming to be with law enforcement and that the people giving up their stuff sign a form that says that it's a voluntarily turn-over, but they also clearly state that most of the targets are foreigners who don't know well enough to know that the RIAA agents are dressed as law enforcement is required to. It's a little side-step of the law.

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    8. Re:Here's the most relevant statutes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...or of fraudulently inducing the belief that he or she is a peace officer...

      I'd say this pretty well covers the case of coming on in the well-known "bust attitude" seen on TV, especially if perpetrated on someone of limited legal knowledge or limited understanding of English.

  109. Seriously... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    If anyone has pictures of these jackets, please please please provide a link...

    I would like to have one of these if/when this continues and becomes more common. Nothing would make me happier than to don the RIAA jacket and do a little "shopping" around town. I mean, think about it, I'd be about as accountable as they currently are so I can't imagine there being an issue.

    1. Re:Seriously... by Alkaiser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know...the article says they were just giving people waivers and having them sign saying they were voluntarily giving over the CDs. What's to stop you from doing the exact same thing?

      That would be so awesome. Better yet...make BSA jackets, too!

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    2. Re:Seriously... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Stick to ripping off street vendors and I'm sure you'll get away with it. For awhile.

      Best be planning on moving sometime soon, though. Remember, you're 'ripping off' people who rip people off for a living.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    3. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would like to have one of these if/when this continues and becomes more common. Nothing would make me happier than to don the RIAA jacket and do a little "shopping" around town.

      If you find one, I recommend paying extra for the fluffy ones with the kevlar liners.

  110. Au contrair, mon freir, knoppix is the 5UX0R!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't get this CD to boot on my Mac...

    1. Re:Au contrair, mon freir, knoppix is the 5UX0R!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knoppix isn't the problem. It's your fucking mac that sucks.

    2. Re:Au contrair, mon freir, knoppix is the 5UX0R!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rip out the bogus motherboard, get a good ASUS one and Knoppix will boot.

      Sheese, you think the way the ACs bitch that it takes a Computer Scientist to run Linux!

  111. This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the RIAA gets away with this then I guess your country has some serious problems.

    And now excuse me while I laugh my ass off...

  112. Appointment of law enforcement personnel by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    I'll elect the people I want in charge of law enforcement in my community, thank you very much!

  113. Not Just Legal Coercion Anymore by anachattak · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While they may characterize it as "in your face" copyright enforcement, this is nothing more than corporate thuggery. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they WERE claiming that they were police and that they had a right under law to seize and/or destroy all the "bootlegs" they can squeeze out of whoever they are harassing.

    The most aggregious part of this story is the people they are targeting: low-income individuals (read: people who can't afford an attorney to sue the RIAA for the series of torts they are committing). They are also likely targeting non-English-speaking minorities (who already have trouble getting legal representation in this country anyway). They are robbing these people while threatening to put them in jail (which is plain old vanilla extortion (using the threat of criminal prosecution to settle a civil dispute)). The RIAA's thinking "what bootlegger is going to go to the cops and report that we robbed him?" I guess, under this same reasoning, it should be okay to rob drug dealers (who're they going to report the stolen narcotics to)?

    Just when I think I'm growing out of my civil libertarian phase, something like this happens. It's behavior like this that makes me really think it's past time to revoke all those nice little copyright interests they've been granted over the years. We need to raise the issue of "intellectual property right reform" in the presidential and congressional races, and see if there's a politician out there who's not eagerly bending over the table for the media giants.

  114. The RIAA broke the law (Probably)... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    I know a guy that bought an old State Patrol car that was up for auction. It had all of the decals and special lights removed. Well except for the spotlight on the side. He took this car (read official looking equipment) and drove by the sight of a late night beer party that was out in the country real slow while shining the spotlight out into the trees. (read acting like the police.) And laughed at all of the minors running for it. He wasn't laughing when the real police showed up on his doorstep and arrested him for impersonating a police officer.

    The RIAA has hired people to wear official looking police close, and act like police. I would bet that they have broken the law. Someone should be hauled in front of a Judge.

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    1. Re:The RIAA broke the law (Probably)... by nolife · · Score: 1

      I know some small towns can have an over zealous police force but I'd hope they had more to go on then a spot light into the woods called in by a few underage drunk teens. Being questioned, being arrested, and being convicted of something are three completely different levels.

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  115. creators still peaced off about life0cide, & n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    terrestrial image FUDging?

    after seeing how the won-eyed girl drags 'em in, we're not too surprised buy anything buy now?

    as the big flash occurs, there'll less/no possibility of distortion.

    additionally, we'll continue buying no (as in zero) recorded media until all that corepirate nazi stock markup felon strongarming crap dies DOWn.

  116. Real! Not performance art! by jdunlevy · · Score: 1
    'Wearing jackets with "RIAA" emblazoned upon them, they have taken to busting street vendors in an FBI fashion for selling bootleg CDs and DVDs.'
    When I read this -- figuring it was too crazy even for the RIAA -- I initially assumed it was some sort of clever anti-RIAA "performance art." Not so! They are that nuts! From the article, "The RIAA acknowledges it all -- except the notion that its staff presents itself as police." They even quote not just one but two RIAA'ers (John Langley and Jonathan Lamy) in the article.

    What's next, dispatching the RIAA goon squad to record stores that refuse to stock the latest release by Britney or other RIAA-endorsed "artist"?

  117. That's the really sad part. More Britney Spears by crovira · · Score: 1

    I stopped buying music years ago. I stopped going to the movies years ago. I stopped listening to the radio years ago and I stopped watching TV years ago.

    I have enough already and the new stuff is just manufactured hype-du-jour to fill in time between the commercials.

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  118. Holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

  119. Musica de los 70's y 80's by mac+os+ken · · Score: 0

    Man I'm glad pirate copies of Musica de los 70's y 80's have been taken off the streets. Thanks RIAA! Now excuse me while I fill my iPod with CDs checked out from my local library.

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  120. wait a sec.. by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    I thought vigilante justice was illegal....if not...why the hell am I sitting at home while my pitchfork collects dust? There are plenty of scumbags to jab, like SCO, RIAA, etc.

  121. SCO Police by Nautica · · Score: 1

    Should have never posted this on slashdot.org, I am now expecting some SCO employee with SCO shirts to show up and take my linux machines.

  122. If I ever meept you, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's funny seeing all the humorless nerds complaining about some juvenile troll beating a dead female zebra joke on slashdot!

  123. oddly enough I agree with them... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    First, remember opinion != troll.

    Going after people who are making money selling other peoples works without permission are exactly what copyright laws were established to do, protect the artist. So as long as they are clear that they aren't cops, I don't see a huge problem with this.

  124. Simpson's Reference by ronfar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

    Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.

    Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

    Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

    Kent: [pause] Well, touche'. --- [1F09] Homer the Vigilante

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  125. Metatroll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?" What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?

    1. Re:Metatroll by smclean · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Ladies and gentleman, I introduce your new /. running joke!

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    2. Re:Metatroll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Meta"... what is it all about? Is it good, or is it whack?

  126. Wait till a RIAA "Officer" gets shot. by tgrissom · · Score: 1

    That ought to be a real legal nightmare. They ought to try to go into Compton and crack down on the illegal video and audio "industries" there. I guess they are smarter than that, although not much smarter than that by the looks of things.

  127. they might as well.. by fliptout · · Score: 1

    They might as well wear jackets emblazoned with "Please kick my ass"

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  128. EFF swat hat by morcheeba · · Score: 1

    Looks like my EFF Swat hat will come in handy, after all! I'm really glad I donated this year.

    1. Re:EFF swat hat by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1
      Hehe...I guess you didn't read the article:

      "The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing," said Jason Schultz, a staff attorney for the San Francisco-based Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).

      I hope this shuts up some of the "call the EFF" crowd.

    2. Re:EFF swat hat by morcheeba · · Score: 1
      Yep, I missed that part of the article and didn't read it until after I posted. I'm a bit surprised at this and I wonder if it's a misquote. The same Jason Schultz is quoted on the EFF site as saying (RE: hiring the head of ATF for Piracy Enforcement):
      "If they really wanted to solve their file-sharing problems, the RIAA should have considered hiring someone with a business plan rather than a baton and a bulletproof vest."
      I wonder if he meant that "confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors" is the right thing to do, but should be done through legal channels (court order and real police) rather than with intimidation.
    3. Re:EFF swat hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clarification: I read most of the article before posting, but missed the EFF part.

    4. Re:EFF swat hat by EFF-Jason · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hi folks. Jason Schultz from EFF here. Saw these comments and yes, I was misquoted and honestly, somewhat mislead about what I was commenting on. I've posted the details about what I said and what I meant on my blog.

    5. Re:EFF swat hat by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      wohoo- first post jason! congrats!

      p.s. I really am a mature person. I talked with Gwen and Ren in December and they were really helpful.

  129. but how do we make them quit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly, it is not OK for the RIAA to approach people on the street and present themselves as police oficers. In this article, they chose someone who is likely to be afraid of the police and not know the difference between real cops with real badges and fake cops with fake badges.

    I feel like I'll be added to some database just writing this on slasdot, and that's not OK, either.

    The RIAA is interested in protecting their assets, and I get that. However, their means to protect their assets is extreme and should be against the law.

    What can we do to stop the RIAA from doing this?

  130. Root Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  131. because your a consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's on the news because news just like everything else is supply and demand. You demand it and they supply it :) You enjoy watching the "hispanics and niggers" killing each other and they are more then willing to show you want you want to see. Then as you sit there in bliss they pump you full of ford and chevy adds so you can lease (rent) one and throw it away in 3 years so we can fight terrorism?!? Yes you are the all american proud consumer and they love you for it :D

    1. Re:because your a consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, police records show that blacks kill more people than white people do. It has nothing to do with the news selectively picking murder stories in favor of crimes in which black people commit. Anyways, if the majority white consumer crowd enjoyed the news for its racial bias, then where's all the news reports about Indians committing murders and other crime? I know a lot of Indians, so they do exist, and yet their racial group seems to commit much less crime than whites. They have something to show us about treating our fellow men with respect.

      P.P.S. Jesse Jackson is hurting the black cause by supporting criminals.

  132. Watch out Europe ! by macffooky · · Score: 1

    I've heard that they're going to force all European record shops selling US artists' work to have at least two "Disc Marshalls" on every shift...

    1. Re:Watch out Europe ! by jecouto · · Score: 1

      If they think they have it hard in the States, I dont know if they are going to find it easier here in Spain if the local RIIA equivalent (SGAE) becomes crazy enough to try this stunt...

      Walk on Madrid or Barcelona and you would find plenty of streets packed with what we call "top manta": illegal inmigrants that put a blanket on the floor and display all the music CD's, movie DVD, and PSOne games you could possibly want, and if you dont find what you want, they get it for you tomorrow. And they have a lot of clients, the thing just look like a bazaar, with police nearby just minding their own business and ignoring them.

      On one hand they have all the suspects in the open but on the other if they try that shit here it could easily degenerate in a riot.

      Jesus Couto F.

  133. "to be sitting on the sidewalk in seattle", I mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too much coffee, to little time. :(

  134. Buying RIAA Jackets by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sure you can buy them. But if you want the cool one in black with "RIAA" in yellow letters, you also have to buy 12 others that are three sizes too small and say "I SUCK" in neon green letters on a shocking pink background.

    On the other hand, the shirts do come in a nice plastic jewel box.

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    1. Re:Buying RIAA Jackets by jrockway · · Score: 1

      This is a very clever post. Mod him up!

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    2. Re:Buying RIAA Jackets by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I'm soooo mad that they put those 'jelly' chocolates in the Whitman Sampler box with the good ones.

      In fact, I think I'm now justified to steal as many boxes of candy from that store as I like.

      --
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    3. Re:Buying RIAA Jackets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I'll just buy the candy online! ;)

  135. less is enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't be? there'll BE less/no possibility of distortion, as the motive for the behaviours becomes clear?

    the self-correcting eyecon0meter kode is wwworking?

  136. From riaa.org... by gosand · · Score: 1
    This is directly from the RIAA's website , under the heading "What is the RIAA doing about piracy?"

    One of the most important jobs of the RIAA is to investigate the illegal production and distribution of sound recordings. It is estimated that such illegal product costs the music industry more than 300 million dollars a year domestically. The RIAA pursues a global policy comprised of education, enforcement, developing technologies, and when necessary, litigation.

    The RIAA assists authorities in identifying music pirates and shutting down their operations. In piracy cases involving physical product, the RIAA works with federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies and prosecutors? offices to coordinate seizures of pirated product. The RIAA-assisted raids have closed down hundreds of U.S. and overseas manufacturing and distributing operations, and significantly reduced illegal CD and cassette vending around the country.

    So I guess they need to update it to inclue "taking the law into our own hands".

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  137. Exactly... by FatSean · · Score: 0

    The vendors in my city usually have some very large men standing arround to protect the merchandise. I think if an RIAA lackey tried to take the bootleg goods they'd get a rightous beatdown.

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    Blar.
  138. speaking of discrimination... by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    "These people"?? If questioned, I'd bet money that Mr. Langley would argue that he's talking about "these [dirty communist CD pirates]", but that quote could easily be read as "these [Hispanic people]".
    That's suspiciously akin to what it might look like if the US law enforcement community as a whole started to look more carefully at people of Arab descent every time a security check at an airport was called for, for instance...

    Oh, wait, at least that's the actual US law enforcement, whether or not I agree with it. We're talking about the "music police" here. Can we at least use the Chewbacca Defense against this kind of FUD?

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    1. Re:speaking of discrimination... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How nigardly of you.

      Stupid fucking "I Can't Stand Intolerance" screaming asshole.

      Shock. Surprise. Lots of criminals in LA are "of a Hispanic nature." Wonder how that happened? Make no mistake - we are talking about criminals here, selling illegal merchandise.

      AC to avoid the slashbot beatdown on my karma.

  139. You're either a troll, or a psychopath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which is it?

    1. Re:You're either a troll, or a psychopath by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Why don't you break in my house and steal something?...you'll find out I'm neither.

      Look it up, wanting to protect one's property does not qualify one as a psychopath I assure you. On the other hand, thinking you have the right to take whatever you want from anyone will work towards defining you as a psychopath....what does that make you?

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  140. I'd laugh my ass off if... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I'd laugh my ass off if these law-enforcement-agent-impersonators were to approach some mexican, and the hombre were to whip out a gun and start threatening 'em with it. Then, they'd all run away. That'd be great.

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  141. I love this quote by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
    "But if they leave people like Borrayo with the impression that they?re actual law enforcement, that?s a mistake.

    "We want to be very clear who we are and what we?re doing," says John Langley, Western regional coordinator for the RIAA Anti-Piracy Unit. "First and foremost, we?re professionals."

    Freaking hilarious! And what does this imply, that cops *aren't* professionals? Also, they're *not* professionals, unless the RIAA have had a rent-a-cop outfit for longer than a few months, in which case they're "rank amateurs." If I put on a jacket that says "TLLE" (for Txiasaeia's Local Law Enforcement"), does that make me a professional?

    RIAA, we already hate you. You can stop inciting our wrath any day now.

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  142. Waves!!! me first me first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wana get beat down by the RIAA so I can be set for life. Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:Waves!!! me first me first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeh right!! post as AC

  143. Next: The War On Pirates by mbrinkm · · Score: 1

    First- Fighting the Mafia
    Second- The War on Drugs
    Next- The War on Pirates

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  144. Re:Sure, they don't want to be portrayed as police by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 1
    "In the article, the RIAA "enforcers" claim they don't try to create the idea that they're a police force. Why, then, would a victim say that, "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs."?"

    The victim in this case, who doesn't speak English and who allegedly got caught up in selling bootlegs, isn't exactly the most reliable source. He's not necessarily lying, but he may be mistaken in what occurred. For example, he may have confused the RIAA enforcers' claim that they'd go to the police and get this guy arrested with a claim that the RIAA enforcers would be arresting him.

    Now I won't say for sure that the RIAA enforcers didn't overstep their legal bounds, but simply taking the victims word at face value in this case is a bit unfair.

  145. Except that street vendors selling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    counterfeit/bootleg CD's and DVD's are comitting felony copyright violations and face jail time, you're almost right.

    1. Re:Except that street vendors selling by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      Jail time, yes, but not from the RIAA - a felony is dealt with by the relevant law enforcement agency.
      All the RIAA is entitled to is redress for lost sales and destruction of merchandise.

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  146. In other news... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    A cadre of license-enforcement officers wearing jackets emblazoned with "SCO" descended on a small Seattle Wi-Fi coffee shop today, using scare tactics and intimidation to 'examine software installed on all machines on the premises to determine its legality'. After being pummeled senseless by a geek in a penguin suit, the 'officers' were taken to a nearby hospital. Although their injuries were initially reported as "minor" by paramedics, they mysteriously were downgraded to "critical" shortly after entering the Emergency Triage unit. Currently, all officers are on life support, ironically, the machines are all IBM.

    In other news...
    Linux founder and Guru Linus Torvalds took a brief trip to the hospital today, after a brief appearance as the Linux Mascot at a local cafe resulted in minor dehydration. He was released shortly after. Asked to make a statement, Mr Torvalds would only state "I felt kind of weak when I went in, but now I feel great!".

    In other news...
    Generic Mid-Town Hospital suffered a minor interruption in service today when their internal network unexpectedly disconnected all attached equipment. The local systems administrator had no explanation for the event, calling it "a damn shame" that a few patients in the CCU had suffered further trauma as a result of the equipment outage. When asked if he had any clues, the sysadmin mysteriously pointed to an obviously-chewed network cable and a penguin sock puppet, and said "He made me". Police are currently searching for the sock puppet.

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  147. Another vewpoint by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1
    While I'm willing to concede that they (the RIAA) shouldn't imply that they are law enforcement, isn't this what they *should* be doing? (That is, going after the bootleggers & street vendors instead of suing 12 year-old kids & grandparents).

    I have yet to read *one* post suggesting any type of alternative that the RIAA can try (maybe subpeonaing street vendors, working with real law-enforcement in stings, etc).

  148. Batman's Helpers by po8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a highly insightful recent Matthew Scudder short story by Lawrence Block, "Batman's Helpers", about the private IP rent-a-cops who roust street vendors and confiscate their merchandise in NYC. The story has been reprinted widely; Google for details. I admire Block for tackling this obscure (to most) topic.

  149. Pirate Quip by ortcutt · · Score: 1
    >"They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me,
    >'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at
    >sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "

    What a great line!

  150. Idea++; Execution--; by slappyjack · · Score: 2, Informative

    The thought of going out anf finding people violating copyright laws for profit is a swell idea in practice.

    However, pretending to be cops is, lats I checked, illegal. Just because you say "We're not police" doesnt mean a whole helluva lot when you're dressed like a narcotics team and the average IQ of your everyday joe hovers just slightly above that of a rock.

    i'm just sayin'.

  151. pirates are all at sea by dirvish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is definately the best quote from the article:

    "They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "

  152. Re:niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is totally off-topic, but I loved this man.

    I grew up in a small town, full of useless and undeserved pride from the long-gone boom days of the coal mining industry. In a town like that, there are two things to do: drink, and sit at all night coffee shops raving like a lunatic.

    At the all night coffee shop was Tippy. Tippy had a special way of getting his point across. He would grab a hold of whoever he was talking to, hold them up over his head, and perform a professional-wrestling style maneuver I like to call the "Tippy Tip." Essentially, it involved falling to the side in the direction of the hapless victim's head.

    Tippy had a few theories about why things that happened happened. He believe Whitney Houston derived her singing career from nightly break-ins at his house, where she and Bruce Springsteen would squish his pickles. He knew for certain that gay men wanted to push his stool in. The greatest observation of all, however, was the "niggers in the woodpile."

    God bless you for reminding me, sir.

  153. I'm Pissed by ilikeitraw · · Score: 0

    Ok... I'm pissed now. I just ordered my anti-RIAA stickers, my anti-RIAA shirt from thinkgeek. I hate the RIAA.

  154. Wow is this an ugly article by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's a few choice quotes:

    RIAA:"A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    Racism, anyone?

    How about this gem, regarding parading around looking like cops, but not being cops:

    RIAA:If that person feels he was wrongly interrogated or under the false pretense that these people were cops, they should contact their local police station as a victim. We'll sort it all out.

    Riiiiiiiight. Make sure you have your receipts on you before you try this one, kids.

    It used to be fun to tow the Slashdot line and bash the RIAA for being evil...but you know what? They actually are evil. This is some pretty twisted shit. Racial profiling, impersonating the police, harassment, photographing likely suspects...unbelieveable.

    Weaselmancer

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Wow is this an ugly article by ahrenritter · · Score: 1

      The quote about contacting the local police station was made by an LAPD spokesperson, not by the RIAA.

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      All I wanted was a rock to wind a piece of string around, and I ended up with the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
    2. Re:Wow is this an ugly article by pballsim · · Score: 1

      They also know that most Mexicans won't go to the police, esp if they are immigrants. This is a major problem in Denver where if they report they were robbed/beaten/etc. they could get deported back to Mexico and the people would still get away with it.

    3. Re:Wow is this an ugly article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racism, anyone?

      What does racism mean to you? The RIAA is identifying the type of music and the normal person that's stealing it. Is it racist to not ignore reality?

    4. Re:Wow is this an ugly article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racism ?
      For pointing out that these people are of "hispanic nature" ?

      If I see a bunch of blacks selling coke on a street corner it would be racist to point ou that there are some _blacks_ selling coke on the corner ?

      Are you out of your admittedly small mind ?

  155. SCO Enforcement Team by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

    Uh, Excuse me, but what version of the kernel are you running? Right. I need to confiscate the computer, its case, the papers you were using with it, and your eyeballs - as they saw it. We may at a later date need your hands.

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  156. Not a joke by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Modded as funny but...

    Some of the busts of CD-copying have been of rather major rings. That guy on the street-corner might just be an independant, but where is he getting his CD's from. This is like the kazaa-kiddies at home, some of these guys are affiliated with dangerous gangs.

    So what happens when those selling the CD's start losing revenue because of RIAA "police." What happens when they plant armed vendors or wait in a dark corner for the RIAA to show.

    Do the RIAA cops have guns hidden somewhere on their person? Probably not, especially not legally. Could some of those involved in the underground CD market have guns? Almost certainly.

    1. Re:Not a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the patch of thorns the RIAA may find themselves in. Another question is why are their cops EX cops in the first place? Will we be reading news headlines about RIAA task force nightstick brutality or task force shootings of "suspects" that try to flee?

    2. Re:Not a joke by TPFH · · Score: 1

      Do the RIAA cops have guns hidden somewhere on their person? Probably not, especially not legally. Could some of those involved in the underground CD market have guns? Almost certainly.

      As if there aren't enough gang violence problems already. Imagine the RIAA becoming yet another gang, and gunfights becoming a regular occurance on city streets over bootlegers and RIAA gangsters. Then again, it might get all the other gangs to unite against the RIAA :)

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  157. Cautionary novel about this: Noir by pmorelli · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Noir by K.W. Jeter is an interesting future mystery novel where the protagonist is an IP cop. Has a pretty gruesome penalty:

    From an amazon reviewer: "The penalty for selling someone else's intellectual property in Jeter's world is to have one's brain and spinal cord forcefully removed and placed on life support. The offender's still-living, still-aware neural tissue is then used to make stereo cables or to control small household appliances for the personal amusement of the artist or author that was wronged."

    Obviously not what we have here, but maybe a cautionary tale, in the vein of 1984 and a brave new world. The rest of the book isn't bad either, sort of a film noir book merged with bladerunner...

  158. Any other riaa free music sources out there? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    just curious where to look for truly independent/alternative[-to-the-riaa] music :)

  159. Don't tell SCO by litewoheat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets hope SCO doesn't get any ideas from this...

    1. re: Don't tell SCO by rune2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that anyone would be eager to wear an SCO jacket around town. You'd probably end up being surrounded by a mob of angry geeks.

    2. Re:Don't tell SCO by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      They already have: its called shooting yourself in the foot. SCO recently tried threatening ppl by claiming ownership of header files they obviously don't own. The RIAA is now breaking the law in attempting to fight pirates. Both just flushed their public images down the drain. In an attempt to give their claims legitimacy, SCO has complelty destroyed any shadow of legitimacy their claims had. In attempt to stop 'criminals' from breaking copyright policy, the RIAA just became real criminals. We have been wasting our time arguing and fighting these people, they can defeat themsleves just fine on their own.

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
  160. Oh goody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to read the RIAA's goon squad crossed the line and got busted for impersonating cops. Cause lets face it watching the RIAA getting busted is fun as hell.

  161. Borderline vigilantism? by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a slew of jokes about the RIAA police running around busting people over the past few years. Strange how the RIAA is acting according to the most cynical perceptions people have of them.

  162. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was in NYC a few months ago, and I was amazed at how many vendors were selling bootleg copies of movies that were in the theater, including some that has just been released a few days prior.

    What amazed me is how RIAA/MPAA was suing all these internet pirates who made $0 from file trading, and yet did not go after those who DID make money from piracy. Even if you take into account there is more online piracy than real-world, its a lot easier to go down the street, find someone selling a movie on a street corner, than it is to grab their IP, and go through the various legal steps to get that person's information.

  163. Hispanic nature by wfberg · · Score: 1

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today hes Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow hes Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that hes something else. These people change their identity all the time. A pictures worth a thousand words."

    O... M... F... G...

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  164. You're saying that store owners should kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    children, and that kids who go through a shoplifting phase "are a menace to our society" and that (yes, I'm repeating myself: for emphasis) it's a good thing if they're shot.

    You, sir, are a psychopath of the first order. Even for trolling that goes far too far.

  165. it had to be said... by Prince+Cyph0r · · Score: 0

    Well I, for one, welcome our RIAA-jacket emblazoned overlords

  166. This is theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike their other tactics, this agree with if law enforcement is working with them and they are not taking the law into their own hands.

    Those selling bootleg CDs and DVDs are stealing their product. Just like that Folex (fake Rolex) you bought last year on the streen in NY.

  167. moving target by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    Those jackets will just make them a much better target.

  168. they best not mess with the breakdancers by nih · · Score: 1

    crazy legs gonna mess them up!

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  169. Height, eye colour and hair colour by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Considering they're mainly Hispanics, will these descriptions be particularly useful for differentiating specific people?

  170. You know... by Prince+Cyph0r · · Score: 0

    This really sounds like a premise for a bad 80's movie, all that's missing are really big guns and explosions

  171. Is an official-looking jacket all that it takes? by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Are the RIAA 'cops' making citizen's arrests?

  172. Hey, it's not our fault the guy can't read English by reverendG · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs," he said through an interpreter.

    Then:

    the incident reports vendors are asked to sign, in which they agree to hand over their discs, explicitly state that the forfeiture is voluntary.

    I'm sure that the paper trail that the RIAA says it's building up is all going to be bi-lingual. The more helpless college students and parking lot attendants the RIAA picks on, the more I hate them. Not that I pirate music, no sir. What, this, it's um, just a free AOL CD...

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    Why should I argue rationally with someone being irrational? I'll just mock them instead.
  173. Just Wrath by jbrader · · Score: 1

    It's becoming obvious the RIAA cares not at all about the anger that many people harbor concerning the out of control tactics this organization relies on. And I think the reason they don't care is that while people complain, they keep buying records. I'd love to see a widespread organized boycott of RIAA-represented artists but haven't really heard anything alomg those lines. Do any of you /.'ers also think this might be an effective tact? Or do you know of any groups/organizations that are working in this area?

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    1. Re:Just Wrath by Lonath · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a widespread organized boycott of RIAA-represented artists but haven't really heard anything

      I'm sure there are lots of people on /. who boycott quietly. You don't need to do it loudly. Just be quiet about it and when people ask why you won't go to the movies or buy this new CD, explain it to them calmly and quietly and let them decide what they want to do.

    2. Re:Just Wrath by jbrader · · Score: 1

      But thats just my point. If you "boycott quietly you're not really boycotting. You're just not buying a product for you own personal reasons. What I mean is a "loud" boycott. Loud enough that the RIAA will hear.

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  174. I already saw this by JZlives · · Score: 0

    Didn't anyone else already do this gag over Halloween? I know I saw at least four or five people dressed up as RIAA Cops. Then again, I also saw quite a few people dressed up as 'Software pirates.' Nothing like a man with SDRAM as ear ware.

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  175. i hope they carry the CHiPs themesong with them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    it's byline time, folks.
    join in and make your own!

    "we take ourselves too seriously."

    "AYBABTU"

    or

    "make 7, RIAA!"

  176. Members Only? by graveyardduckx · · Score: 1

    Isn't this like the Members Only jackets from the 80s? Where can I get one!?!

  177. RIAA Raid Jackets by Animats · · Score: 1
    Many places sell such junk to cop and military wannabees. Search for "raid jacket" and "custom". You can get anything you want printed on them.

    The people who wear that stuff usually look like losers.

  178. This is it!!! by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    I'm sure a large number of people here would love to see the RIAA destroyed, or at least thrashed soundly... well this sure looks like the opportunity! What they're doing here is obviously wrong, and legal action should be taken, because, it'll probably end badly for the RIAA if it happens. If the legal avenue is too far corrupt to smack them down for this, how about press? I'd love to see this make national TV news, headlines in papers, interviews with the victims, etc...

    I donate yearly to the EFF, and I'll gladly send a donation to an organization or project established to destroy them right here and now. And I'll proselytise to my friends and family to do the same... bring it.

  179. Ah crap I'd better sign up!!! by Mantrid · · Score: 1

    I can't see how this could be legal. If they laid their hands on me or my property then I'm sure it'd be grounds for all sorts of lawsuits. Heck the guy should fall over and make sure he skins his knee etc...

    But in the meantime, just to be safe, I think I'd better become a member of Mr. Lee's Greater Hong Kong! Then maybe I could get some protection!

  180. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the RIAA ain't cops! WTF?

  181. You'll find these jackets first at... by CHaN_316 · · Score: 1

    Thinkgeek probably. They already have anti-RIAA memorabilia available.... why not add pro-RIAA street posse clothes?

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    1. Re:You'll find these jackets first at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, nobody's going to be looking closely at this shit. Nobody knows what the "official" raii logo looks like. Use yellow duct tape on any old blue jacket.

  182. New Boss, New Tactics by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, they have the guy from the BATF running the anti-piracy wing now, right?

    Expect more of this 'agency-esque' antics....

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  183. No it ain't. by FatSean · · Score: 0

    If the majority are truely hispanic that is.

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    1. Re:No it ain't. by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I meant the "these people change their identity all the time"...

  184. race card !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it's not racism. It's reality in
    a country that refuses to secure it's borders.
    That's how illegal immigrants act. They
    assume false identities.

    wtfu

    btw, this is the great libertarian future the
    republican party is building in America: privatized cops harassing the poor.

    [ see. it's a class thing. not a race thing ]

  185. Blam! Blam! by TWX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "I'm all for the taking down of the major bootleggers, but this is utterly criminal. These people have zero authority to enforce any laws, anywhere. It's a PR blitz that will hopefully backfire."

    It's a shame that weapons laws in higher-density cities aren't like those in Arizona, where anyone can carry openly, and people can carry concealed with a fairly easy to acquire permit. I could just see a bunch of thugs in RIAA jackets walking up to a street vendor, start harassing him, only to watch the vendor pull out a couple of 9mm's and blow them all away...

    Remember, the burden of proof of copyright violation is supposed to be on the copyright holder, and must be proved before a court of law. A bunch of dudes walking up aren't technically allowed to force anything more than a served subpoena.

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    1. Re:Blam! Blam! by pyros · · Score: 1
      I could just see a bunch of thugs in RIAA jackets walking up to a street vendor, start harassing him, only to watch the vendor pull out a couple of 9mm's and blow them all away...

      That would be murder. If they trespass on private property in order to harass said vendor (most parking lot attendants have huts right up at the sidewalk, so in this particular trespassing should not be assumed), then the vendor could certainly wave the gun around to coerce them to leave. But the vendor shouldn't be allowed to open fire unless his/her life was threatened first. Willfully killing someone when they are not endangering your life is murder.

    2. Re:Blam! Blam! by jadavis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First of all, you can't give someone the right to "wave the gun around" without giving them the right to shoot it. This is a practical matter: as soon as a gun is drawn, all bets are off because life is at risk unless the person without the gun is totally submissive, and far away to begin with. Police don't kill people very often because we hold them to a higher standard than a normal citizen. We expect them to be able to fend someone off until it's necessary to kill.

      So, if a bunch of people who aren't police officers "raid" you, it wouldn't be out of the question to consider that you were being attacked. And it wouldn't be out of the question to consider that they could kill you, and that this may be your last opportunity to save your life.

      If you know you're not in danger, however, it is murder. But if it's a bunch of scary looking people against one guy that has a bunch of cash on him (because he's been selling illegal stuff all day), I don't think the police would ask too many more questions.

      As far as public vs. private property, I don't really see how that matters. If you're being mugged on public property, you can still shoot the guy if you think it may save your life. The only indicator is that it is more likely that someone is coming to kill you if they actually trespass, and so deadly force is more easily justified. It's certainly not required, however.

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    3. Re:Blam! Blam! by tf23 · · Score: 1

      I could just see a bunch of thugs in RIAA jackets walking up to a street vendor

      Willfully killing someone when they are not endangering your life is murder.

      So if you saw a bunch of guys all dressed in black coming down the street, and they stop and start harassing you, you're not scared? You don't feel threatened? You make me wonder if there is any argument to endangering - meaning your "feeling of endangerment" isn't quite what mine is, hence my actions could be judged differently then yours, given the same situation.

      And yes, I'm using the word harass there, because that's how I view what the RIAA is doing. They don't enforce law, yet they are making their henchmen appear as though they can.

    4. Re:Blam! Blam! by pyros · · Score: 1
      First of all, you can't give someone the right to "wave the gun around" without giving them the right to shoot it. This is a practical matter: as soon as a gun is drawn, all bets are off because life is at risk unless the person without the gun is totally submissive, and far away to begin with.

      As far as public vs. private property, I don't really see how that matters. If you're being mugged on public property, you can still shoot the guy if you think it may save your life. The only indicator is that it is more likely that someone is coming to kill you if they actually trespass, and so deadly force is more easily justified. It's certainly not required, however.

      I only said you could wave the gun around if they trespass on your property. I only mentioned trespassing because it definitely has a 'line in the sand' feel to it which seems to escalate the intent of the offender.

    5. Re:Blam! Blam! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      So if you saw a bunch of guys all dressed in black coming down the street, and they stop and start harassing you, you're not scared?

      I'm not out hawking pirated CDs and DVDs on said street. Presumably the people who are doing so are more 'street savvy.'

      As an aside: I thought we were all agreed that these people who widely distribute copyrighted materials for a profit are the bad guys, and the regular folks who might make a copy here and there are the good guys. What happened?

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    6. Re:Blam! Blam! by pyros · · Score: 1

      Of course I would feel threatened. But unless they actually threaten my life by either saying they're going to kill me or brandish a lethal weapon then I don't think there is legal grounds for deadly force. I'm just saying there has to be a tangible threat of loss of life before deadly return force is acceptable. I'm not myself a cop or a member of any of the armed forces. I just feel that if I were the percieved aggressor, I would want to know that the person who feels threatens wouldn't be allowed to attack my life unless I attacked theirs first, so I hold myself to that same standard.

    7. Re:Blam! Blam! by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope you know that the RIAA has a copyright on using "AA" in a word, which you did five times, so you can expect them to sue you in the near future.

    8. Re:Blam! Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any other first-world country, beside the good old US of A, where it is perfectly legal to shoot a stranger dead if you don't like the way he knocked on your door?

    9. Re:Blam! Blam! by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      If it's more than 1 on 1, and you can convince a Judge that you felt "In fear of your life or property" then its totally justifiable.
      You have the right to protect property that you bought; Just because you don't have written authorization from the copyright holder to sell it, doesn't mean it's not yours. As long as you can point to the person you bought them from, they can kiss your ass. Copyright infringement is NOT a criminal offense, it's a civil offense, and all their whining isn't going to make it so until they buy some more legislation.
      So, If you're packing, tell them to go fuck themselves, and if they threaten you as a group, blow their silly asses back to hell and call the cops.
      The cops will love the fact that these 'police impersonators' got what they really needed.

      (I can just see these faggots fucking with a real mafia-related vendor.)

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    10. Re:Blam! Blam! by TomServo · · Score: 1

      What happened is that I'm willing to bet, and I think most others here are as well, that the guy selling those CDs is not the one who is copying them, printing up the covers for them, packaging them, and distributing them. I almost see these guys as your standard Herbalife salesmen who, while dumb as hell, assume they're doing something legal.

      While I realize that most everyone will say "How can you be so stupid as to not realize that you're selling stolen/pirated goods?", I also realize that most people on Slashdot consider a good 90% or so of the world's population to be dumber than a bag of hammers, so try to balance those two things out.

    11. Re:Blam! Blam! by kikta · · Score: 1

      It's not legal to shoot someone in the US simply for knocking on your door or even being on your land. If's he's in your house without your permission, especially at night, then you can light his ass up.

    12. Re:Blam! Blam! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but these guys are just as bad as the RIAA that they're screwing. It really does support organized crime... This is why I don't pirate my music OR buy RIAA music.

    13. Re:Blam! Blam! by smallfeet · · Score: 1
      The guy didn't even speak much English, it seemed from the article. He was not sure if the CD' were bootleg or just indie.

    14. Re:Blam! Blam! by dekashizl · · Score: 1

      It would be the same kind of murder that happens between drug dealers and gang members who hang out on the street. Somebody gets shot, then everybody runs away, and nobody is willing to be a witness.

      Call it "murder", "retaliation", "brutal gangland slaying", or whatever you want, but it will happen at some point, and nobody gives a shit about whether it's legal or not, because you're talking about underground activities that have shed that distinction in order to exist and be profitable.

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    15. Re:Blam! Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But unless they actually threaten my life by either saying they're going to kill me or brandish a lethal weapon then I don't think there is legal grounds for deadly force. I'm just saying there has to be a tangible threat of loss of life before deadly return force is acceptable

      Some people brandish lethal weapons on their bodies all of the time. They're called appendages. If some bruiser came up and harassed me, I would be threatened.

      Now, of course bruiser is a subjective definition. I'm 6'3"--220lbs, and I'm in decent-good shape... Tougher than average, suffice it to say. It's still not going to take a guy the size of a refrigerator to intimidate me. Especially if they look mean. Mean little people can be just as bad as big 'ol mean black men that eat 10 lbs of red meat a day.

      If I had a gun, someone looked mean, and looked like they wanted to fuck with me, I sure know my trigger finger would be itchy (spidersensically). If they were within range of attacking me, I'd be doubly tense. And with the loose clothing people wear, it would not be difficult to conceal something really nasty like a combat knife or blunt weapon... Or worse.

      Just because you're paranoid, 'dosen't mean they're not out to get you.

    16. Re:Blam! Blam! by LawTom · · Score: 1
      Slightly off topic, but related to your statement you can't give someone the right to "wave the gun around" without giving them the right to shoot it.

      Actually, under Arizona Revised Statutes 13-407(A), you are legally justified in threatening to use or actually using physical force to protect against a criminal trespass, and legally justified to threaten to use deadly physical force (but not actually use deadly physical force) to protect against a criminal trespass. So to protect against a criminal trespass, you can threaten deadly physical force (wave the gun around), but not actually use deadly physical force (shoot the gun).

      A.R.S. 13-407

    17. Re:Blam! Blam! by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Well, the criteria is that you have to reasonably feel like your life is being threatened, or someone else's life. And it has to be reasonable to other people afterward, you can't do LSD and then claim that it "made sense at the time".

      The problem, of course, is that it's hard to tell what really happened. Our legal system here requires "proof beyond a reasonable doubt," so in order to convict someone of murder who's using the self-defense excuse, you have to show that there was no way he could have reasonably been in fear of his life. So, murderers can go free, yes, but that is considered better by our citizens than locking up some of those who really had no other choice but to kill.

      One time a stranger snuck up behind my car in the dark (it was winter so it was only like 7-8 pm) while I was in my car just about to pull out of my garage. He was wearing all black, including a motorcycle jacket, and he was bigger than I was. I couldn't close my garage door because of the laser beam thing. I don't currently own a gun, and if I did, it would be illegal for me to carry it in my car anyway (assuming I didn't have a ccw) even though that's one of the most important places to keep a gun.

      I didn't really know what to do. My car has 270 ft.-lbs. of torque at about 5500 rpm, so my first inclination was to rev my car to said rpm and get ready to launch in reverse, figuring that was better than risking it. Fortunately, he was on official business and new my name, and when I revved my car he said it in a hurry. Had he not, I would have rammed him up against a car behind me and I wouldn't have even felt bad about it.

      Moral of the story: DON'T SCARE PEOPLE. Choose the wrong person (i.e. someone who values their own life over the squemishness about killing someone) and you'll end up dead. The problem is, if you force someone into a situation where they don't know whether they will get another opportunity to survive, bad things will happen to you.

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    18. Re:Blam! Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're still bad, nobody's arguing with that. The problem here is how the situation is being handled. The RIAA has no right to 'bust' these people. If I take a bunch of guys and walk up to you on the street and demand you sign a document admitting culpability to a crime, it's called coersion. The fact that the RIAA seems to be able to get away with this becuase they bought themselves a few unreasonable laws is atrocious. Remember, as pointed out elsewhere, they start with the scum nobody likes so no one complains when they kick your door in. I can only pray this comes before a judge with an ounce of reason that'll bitch slap the RIAA for this bullshit.

    19. Re:Blam! Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick note here:
      The right to defend you life is universial, but the right to use leathal force to defend your property varies from state to state. You might want to check your local laws before you put someone down for stealing your lawn mower.

    20. Re:Blam! Blam! by GryMor · · Score: 1

      Take someones property from them and they are possibly within their rights to drop you where you stand.

      Do you REALLY know that they are bootleging RIAA material as opposed to selling their own or their friends material? (I've personally never witnessed a streetcorner bootleger, I have witnessed local musicians selling their burned CDs of their own songs on the sidewalks of Seattle... one of those high concealed carry areas)

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    21. Re:Blam! Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be murder.

      I think you misspelled "self defense". If 'a bunch' of people closed in around me and started threatening me, I'd have to assume my life was in danger. And in that circumstance, I have a Right to defend myself.

    22. Re:Blam! Blam! by kjj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually this does raise an intersing point for those working for the RIAA and acting as a security force. I wonder if these guys know what they are getting themselves into. They potentially could get shot at because after all they are going after criminals in some cases. What if there is a priracy ring that is also involved in guns and drugs? I would think that playing ATF, FBI or DEA could get them in a world of trouble. Someone might juist start shooting when a jacket with some letters on it appears. It doesn't matter what the letters are. They could also end up blowing other sting or surveillance that real law enforcement is involved in. Maybe the RIAA is not techinically breaking the law but it seems like that it is going to cause nothing but trouble.

    23. Re:Blam! Blam! by kikta · · Score: 1
      Take someones property from them and they are possibly within their rights to drop you where you stand.

      Only in Texas. Anywhere else that I've ever heard of, it's illegal. If a mugger comes up to you, you can shoot his ass - right up until he turns to run with your wallet. At that point you would be defending property, not life and limb, and it would be illegal.
      Do you REALLY know that they are bootleging RIAA material as opposed to selling their own or their friends material? (I've personally never witnessed a streetcorner bootleger, I have witnessed local musicians selling their burned CDs of their own songs on the sidewalks of Seattle... one of those high concealed carry areas)

      Please don't mistake my clarification of this point as any sort of support or reason to not shoot the RIAA's goons. I'd bust a cap in their ass, too. ;-)
    24. Re:Blam! Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't do that here. They have to be inside your house to have probable cause now, so you would either have to shoot them and drag them inside, or invite them in, then shoot them, and say they broke in.

    25. Re:Blam! Blam! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the US with Texas. In Texas you can light his ass up, in New York they call that manslaughter.

    26. Re:Blam! Blam! by clymere · · Score: 1

      Here in Ohio the laws are virtually identical. Anyone has been able to carry a gun openly, anywhere, for years, and they just passed the concealed weapons law...you take a test, waiting period, but yes relatively easy to get. My point is, I think if you looked into it you might find a surprising amount of states with similar laws. I know I was surprised to learn that I could march around downtown with a rifle in my hand, and not be in any trouble whatsoever. This certainly does seem like something thats going to really backfire for the RIAA if its true, and if they continue to do it.

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    27. Re:Blam! Blam! by kikta · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. You have an intruder in your house, especially at night, and you are WELL within your rights to shoot his ass. That includes New York.

      It is not manslaughter, unless the prosecution can prove that somehow you knew he wasn't a threat and still shot him.

    28. Re:Blam! Blam! by TWX · · Score: 1

      Good ol' Joe Arpaio wouldn't bat an eyelash if the dead body of a known thief was collected by the coroner's office though.

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    29. Re:Blam! Blam! by tf23 · · Score: 1

      I thought we were all agreed that these people who widely distribute copyrighted materials for a profit are the bad guys

      Yeah, I'd venture to guess that you're correct there.

      and the regular folks who might make a copy here and there are the good guys. What happened?

      That wasn't the point I was trying to make in my post. The parent post was talking about the RIAA goons walking up to someone, and that someone pulls out a piece and shoots, and that they shouldn't be allowed to shoot unless they feel threatened.

      My point was that who's to judge whether s/he felt threatened, odds are, if a bunch of goons come walking up to 99% of the population they're going to feel threatened, regardless of whether they're involved in any illegal or legal activity.

  186. RIAA Goonsquad(TM) Do It Yourself kit by kmahan · · Score: 1

    Someone should put together the whole thing:
    - Jackets (with RIAA on back)
    - Dark Sunglasses
    - "Official" Incident reports (with pink copies)
    - Camera
    - Tape Measure & Scale
    - Holsters with realistic looking fake guns
    - Holsters with handcuffs
    - RIAA labelled boxes to haul away goods

    All you have to supply is the attitude.

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  187. What do you expect from the ATF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, if this all comes from Buckles, what can you expect? The ATF is one of the greatest violators of civil rights in the Federal Government, and now that he's moved into the private sector he's going to exploit all the loopholes he can. Maybe the RIAA will hire Lon Horiuchi away from the FBI next, and he can find women carrying around deadly pirated CDs and shoot them in the head, the way he shot Vicky Weaver for carrying a deadly assault baby.

  188. PR Side Effects. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    It might just work in their favor, they want to appear to be an 'enforcement' agency.. ( they sure as hell act like they are ).

    If they do this enough, the public might just assume they are an 'governmental agency' and bend over on command.

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    1. Re:PR Side Effects. by Tassach · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Hmmm.. let's see how many crimes these goons are committing:
      • Impersonating a Police Officer
      • Robbery
      • Extortion
      • False Arrest
      • Racketeering
      • Conspiricy to commit all of the above
      • Deriving profit from an ongoing criminal enterprise (RICO)
      Sounds like a nice little list of felonies. Hopefully some civic-minded FBI agent will recognize this for what it is and arrest the RIAA leadership under the RICO act and seize all their (personal and business) assets.
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    2. Re:PR Side Effects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how did you pull such a big list from your ass? are you the goatse guy?

      RTFA. What they are doing is akin to retrieving property someone stole from you.

    3. Re:PR Side Effects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vigilantism is illegal most places.

    4. Re:PR Side Effects. by pyros · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that this tactic is questionable at best, but I fail to see how this is racketeering or relevant to RICO. The subpoenas without lawsuits to offer offenders a chance to settle I can see as racketeering. But this is confiscating illegal tangible goods, not coercing money. Regarding RICO, how exaclty does one of these raids turn a profit?

    5. Re:PR Side Effects. by DShard · · Score: 1

      The point is that they have _no_ right to confiscate _anything_. Regardless of whether these are illigal or not they have no right to do anything other than call their lawyers or the cops. If they do anything else it is criminal.

    6. Re:PR Side Effects. by falconed · · Score: 4, Insightful
      (IAAP - I Am A Programmer - easier to type than IANAL, etc.)
      Assuming what they are doing is illegal, it seems like Barrayo would have to "contact [his] local police station as a victim" for them to take action against the RIAA.

      It sounds like they're mainly targeting hispanics; what are the odds they're only targeting illegal aliens (which isn't to say all hispanics are illegal aliens, but that Mexico isn't terribly far from LA, so it's probably safe to say many of the illegal aliens in that area are hispanic). If Barrayo or the others are illegal aliens, I think "[contacting] their local police station" is the last thing they want to do.

      That aside, do the laws you mentioned (impersonating a police officer, etc.) even apply to illegal aliens? Maybe the RIAA is more intelligent than we think.

      Now for the obligatory Family Guy quote:
      "Oh you speak english?"
      "No, just that sentence and this one explaining it."
      "You're kidding, right?"
      "Que?"

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    7. Re:PR Side Effects. by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm misinformed, but I wasn't aware that any non-police agency could confiscate anything, legal or illegal, unless it was handed over. It doesn't matter whether it's a kg of coke, it's their property until law enforcement is involved.

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    8. Re:PR Side Effects. by pyros · · Score: 1
      The point is that they have _no_ right to confiscate _anything_. Regardless of whether these are illigal or not they have no right to do anything other than call their lawyers or the cops. If they do anything else it is criminal.

      I didn't mean to say they were in the right to confiscate it. I was merely contesting the use of the term racketeering. I've always considered racketeering to be intimidating people into paying you money. Typically by 'selling' a service necessitated by the actions of the people 'selling' the service.

    9. Re:PR Side Effects. by Tassach · · Score: 1

      The RICO (racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations) statute, originally designed to go after the Mafia, is one of the most over-broad pieces of federal legislation ever, next to the USA-PATRIOT act. What constitutes an "ongoing criminal enterprise" is pretty vague -- and the courts have been very sympathetic to the government when interperting the law. Do a little googling for RICO act abuses for some illuminating horror stories.

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    10. Re:PR Side Effects. by tf23 · · Score: 1

      How can you know the goods are illegal?

      Really, in principle, how is this any different from me selling a bunch of cd's and dvd's at a garage sale?

    11. Re:PR Side Effects. by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      But this is confiscating illegal tangible goods, not coercing money.

      And what, exactly, gives the RIAA the authority or right to confiscate illegal goods of any kind?

      Your cocaine is illegal, so I'm here to confiscate it too? Then I just get to carry it off with me and do whatever I choose with it? Legally?

      I don't think so.

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    12. Re:PR Side Effects. by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps they should assert their rights.

      I can see it now: Scuzzbag street dealer standing in courtroom. Testifying that he was selling the illegal media copies. Maybe he'd win his case. While building a nice juicy body of evidence for the RIAA to turn around and use to give him a stiff fine or lock him down for a long spell.

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    13. Re:PR Side Effects. by pyros · · Score: 1

      see here

    14. Re:PR Side Effects. by pyros · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't know for certain that they were illegal any more than the RIAA. Which is why they should have contacted the local police to report the suspected crime. I was just contesting the use of the term racketeering.

    15. Re:PR Side Effects. by pyros · · Score: 1

      Ok, but that doesn't answer my question of how did this raid earn the RIAA a profit? I don't care about the ongoing criminal enterprise part (the trade of counterfeit CDs and DVDs), just the profit part. If the RIAA violates a law, then they should be punished (and I do believe they are guilty of intentionally giving the impression that the 'agents' were legal law enforcement).

    16. Re:PR Side Effects. by pyros · · Score: 1

      see here.

    17. Re:PR Side Effects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The point is that they have _no_ right to confiscate _anything_.

      If you steal my jacket, and I see you wearing it on a train, I have the right to approach you and insist that you give it back. That is essentially all they are doing here.

    18. Re:PR Side Effects. by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      Even if I accept that analogy, there are limits to what you personally can do to retrieve stolen property. Making yourself out to look like a law enforcement official and proceeding to act like said official would be outside of those limits.

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    19. Re:PR Side Effects. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You are assuming, without proof, that everyone they assaulted was guilty. That all that they took was copyright by them (or those who had authorized them to act as their agent).

      My suspicion is that it will be quite difficult to prove otherwise, as destroying the evidence is a very wise tactic in case of a mistake, and fairly easy. But this doesn't prove your assumption correct.

      The ethics of the RIAA have been so shady in the past that I will not give them the benefit of the doubt in this case. (Not being on a jury, I have no obligation to do so.)

      So, possibly, if all of the merchandise that they stole was actually being repossessed (including the media?? Interesting claim!) then they haven't comitted any major felonies. Possibly. Outside of assault (with a deadly weapon?). Presumably not brandishing and presumably not battery. One doesn't know however. And using statements signed under duress as proof is... at best unconvincing.

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    20. Re:PR Side Effects. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It was certainly a work for hire, and the actual perpetrators were paid for their time. Not everyone involved in burning down a warehouse needs to profit in order for it to be racketeering.

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    21. Re:PR Side Effects. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "But this is confiscating illegal tangible goods,"

      So if you steal a TV from an appliance store, then I break into your house, kill your dog, and steal the stolen TV, I haven't done anything wrong?

      "Regarding RICO, how exaclty does one of these raids turn a profit?"

      RICO only requires that the act be an illegal action designed to sustain a corrupt enterprise. The fact that this specific act does not directly result in an immediately identifiable profit is irrelevant. The intent of the illegal acts is to put (illegal) competition out of business, thus driving at least a small portion of the (illegal) competition's business back to RIAA members. This is like the mob burning down the casino of a rival family. You can't say that because they were both doing illegal things, illegal acts commited against one another aren't prosecutable.

      RICO also looks for a pattern of illegal acts designed to sustain a corrupt organization. Payola, extortion, fraud, price-fixing, anti-trust violations, racketeering, and now this slew of other offenses all paint the exact kind of pictures RICO likes. People say that RICO was "only intended to be used against the mob". I would argue that RICO, like all criminal laws, was enacted to guard society against a particularly destructive action. In the case of RICO, that action happens to be creating an entire business based on illegal acts.

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    22. Re:PR Side Effects. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sounds like a nice little list of felonies. Hopefully some civic-minded FBI agent will recognize this for what it is and arrest the RIAA leadership under the RICO act and seize all their (personal and business) assets."

      Outstanding.

      Did you happen to notice my post on the subject here? Or my journal entry over there?

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    23. Re:PR Side Effects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (IAAP - I Am A Programmer - easier to type than IANAL, etc.)

      Ok, so you saved one character... Then wrote an explanation consisting of 57 extra characters.

      Did that really make much sense? Talk about the long way around Robin Hood's barn.

    24. Re:PR Side Effects. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "I was merely contesting the use of the term racketeering. I've always considered racketeering to be intimidating people into paying you money."

      From Findlaw's site, we have the definition for racketeering, which is as follows:

      "1: the extortion of money or advantage by threat or force
      2: a pattern of illegal activity (as extortion and murder) that is carried out in furtherance of an enterprise (as a criminal syndicate) which is owned or controlled by those engaged in such activity"


      Furthermore according to Findlaw, to extort is to:

      ": to obtain (as money) from a person by force, intimidation, or undue or unlawful use of authority or power"

      I think the rule of thumb is "something of value" as opposed to just money.

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    25. Re:PR Side Effects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that the RIAA doesn't want you to be selling your CDs at a garage sale - they want you to only buy new, in-production CDs from authorized distributors. Now, the "First-Sale" doctrine says they can't do this, but they'd still love to do so.

    26. Re:PR Side Effects. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "-- (IAAP - I Am A Programmer - easier to type than IANAL, etc.)

      -Ok, so you saved one character... Then wrote an explanation consisting of 57 extra characters. Did that really make much sense?"


      It most certainly does if you code in LISP.

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    27. Re:PR Side Effects. by ddrfemme · · Score: 1

      Good call--this just doesn't have the same ring as when reese informally replevied the dog. As for whether you can steal stolen property--im sure the thugs arent sure its stolen, and even if it were unquestionably stolen, they couldnt just take it without some legal authority.

    28. Re:PR Side Effects. by falconed · · Score: 1
      If I didn't explain it, you wouldn't have understood it. And I actually saved 7 characters; you forgot to count the ", etc."

      My basic point was that it is easier to type what I am (programmer), than what I am not (doctor, lawyer, ).

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    29. Re:PR Side Effects. by number11 · · Score: 1

      that doesn't answer my question of how did this raid earn the RIAA a profit

      I dunno about the RIAA as an organization, but you don't think the guys who do these raids get paid? They are earning money from it.

    30. Re:PR Side Effects. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      do the laws you mentioned (impersonating a police officer, etc.) even apply to illegal aliens? Maybe the RIAA is more intelligent than we think.

      It's not legal to rob, rape, assault, batter, kidnap, or falsly represent yourself as a law enforcement officer to ANYONE, be they citizens or not. It's no more legal to strongarm an illegal immigrant than it is to strongarm a foreign tourist with a visa. Immigration status is a federal issue. LAPD doesn't get paid to enforce federal law, so they don't. They don't even report illegals to "La Migra" because there's so many and it'd make no difference if they did. The RIAA is taking advantage of the fact that many illegal immigrants don't know this when they "lean on" them.

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    31. Re:PR Side Effects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, that means I can arrest the heads of the RIAA for committing the following crimes:

      * Impersonating a Police Officer
      * Robbery
      * Extortion (Hey kid, pay me $2000 or I sue you!)
      * False Arrest
      * Racketeering
      * Conspiricy to commit all of the above
      * Deriving profit from an ongoing criminal enterprise (RICO)
      * Anti-trust violations
      * Violating the DMCA, (thou shalt not use Kazaa Lite!)

      I'm off to their headquarters to make some "arrests"!

    32. Re:PR Side Effects. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      That aside, do the laws you mentioned (impersonating a police officer, etc.) even apply to illegal aliens? Maybe the RIAA is more intelligent than we think.

      Um, don't all the laws apply to illegal aliens? You can't kill an illegal alien, why should you be able to pretend you're a cop to them? Laws aren't just for "the protection of citizens". They're to keep order, and so they *must* apply to everyone if they're to accomplish that goal.

      That said, they won't necessarily throw an illegal alien into jail whenever they break the law, it depends entirely on the law. If it's not a severe enough infraction, it's deportation, but you can bet if an illegal alien kills someone, they're going to jail.

      They also enjoy some protection under the law, but I don't think they can just walk in to a police station and make a complaint. The cop's just going to say "Let's see your green card" and when they don't show a green card, they get sent down to INS. Sure, the cop's not likely to investigate, but he is also obligated if he sees someone raping an illegal alien to stop the rape...

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  189. punked by bmedwar · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I got busted by a guy in a RIAA jacket, I'd be looking around for Ashton Kucher.

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  190. And which law enforcement agency are they with? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone please enlighten me to this little missed fact. Or are they the first line of the neobrown shirts for herr cheney err bush once martial law goes into effect around sept 04? Are they coming in cooperation with the local pd or county sheriff's department with them or just coming along in their nice jackets, i'm sure they are top line leather and hand stiched custom made, claiming they are being ripped off and are paupers? And what happens if you slap them silly or worse if they harass you at your own business?

    A AC because i'm a Lazy AC to register

  191. lame by rehevkor5 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a brute squad to me...

  192. Bzzzzt, wrong by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    (Dons flame retardant suit)

    Public domain? That has not been properly infected by the GPL. The FSF police are on their way to your house as I type this.

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  193. RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like someone needs to rally some LA anarchs to stir some stuff up... can you imagine a RIAA LA riot... Geeks and moltov cocktails lol

  194. Profit by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    1. Garage Band makes a bunch of CDs of there band and sets up a stand selling them.
    2. RIAA busts them and takes all their CDs.
    3. Garage Band sues RIAA for one billion dollars and becomes famous.
    4 Profit!

    Yes it is one extra step but I think it is worth it :)

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  195. all talk no walk by cabazorro · · Score: 0

    While Verizon and other companies are fighting the RIAA we the consumers are all talk and no action.
    What is the mantra? It won't happen to me.
    Is mankind evil ( rather will see you perish before giving away without a equitable exchange ) or just lazy?

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  196. Waste... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    Well, it looks like the RIAA goes from one scare tactic to the next. Dressing and acting like cops will obviously be enough to scare barely english speaking immigrants into giving up their goods. Personally, what I would do is just run and if the RIAA stormtroopers chased me or physically took me down, I would be the one sueing RIAA. All I have to say to the ex-PDs who have this job is: what a waste of good talent. They roam around the streets confiscating crappy spanish DVDs and CDs (that probably wouldn't sell for more than $5 or just clog up storage rooms) from dealers like they were selling crack to children, all to make the RIAA fat cats another nickle. All the while, these men and women could be using their talents to persue real crack dealers and do some real good in this world, instead of making the rich richer. Hopefully, anyone working in this position will seriously consider finding a better job and doing humanity some good.

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  197. Excellent by koan · · Score: 1

    Finally the prelude to "corporate policing" where in the corporations relieve the tax payer of the burden of enforcing copyrights and leaves it up to the corporation whose copyright has been infringed.
    It makes so much sense it's almost scary we didn't think of it before, finally Sony, Microsoft, and others will have a global "security" force and if they lobby it right the will have full powers to engage, enforce, incarcerate.
    I have to go now I'm late for my chip implant (it's the new visa chip)

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  198. Not only Police Impersonation - Outright Theft by NeilRyan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article: "Figuring the disks were bootlegs, a four-man RIAA squad ... persuaded [him] to hand over voluntarily a total of 78 disks."

    "No, no Your Honor - I'm not a bank robber! Figuring the money in that bank was all counterfeit, I simply persuaded the teller to voluntarily hand over all the money."

  199. Hire a lawyer by InsomniaCity · · Score: 1

    I think a few lawyers need to follow the RIAA teams, then when they spot a bootleg vendor, run ahead and offer them a flat rate debunk-the-RIAA-hit-squad package!

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  200. It breaks the law... by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    in spirit, if not the letter.

    They make themselves look like police officers but they never identify themselves as police and don't wear uniforms. This way, they can claim that they aren't impersonating police officers, which is illegal.

    They threatened the vendor and took his "contraband" but they turned it into an out-of-court legal settlement by getting him to sign the appropriate documents. This way, it's technically not vigilantism, even though that's the intent.

    I have no doubt they've hired the best people available to keep them just barely on the legal side of the line. Convincing a jury that this is criminal activity will be a hard sell, and proving that the RIAA's upper management ordered the illegal actions will be even harder. Still, it would restore my faith in humanity to see the RIAA's leadership doing hard time for this.

  201. MetroCops by SlasherX · · Score: 1

    This just stinks, but have seen this before.

    Max Headroom, and the mediacops, all that is missing is Network23 and the "You are the jury" game show.

  202. If they actually would sell Britney Spears to me.. by FatSean · · Score: 0

    ...we might be able to do some business! Mmmmm.....white slavery....

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  203. Nice stereotyping RIAA by kcornia · · Score: 1

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    Very impressive RIAA, way to stick the old foot in the mouth at every possible opportunity.

    I'm almost tempted to go sell some mix CDs that contain uncopyrighted music up there in Silver Lake just in the hope these asshats come calling. It would be my SUPREME pleasure to tell them to stuff it.

  204. RIAA rent a cops found dead. by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    LAPD has discovered a gruesome scene, several ex police officers were found dead today. Each was found with no jacket or wallet. Each was also found to have a badge that said RIAA inserted in their rectums. If anyone has information about this crime, call 1-800 WHO CARES.

  205. Give up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop trying to inform him.

    He's already been modded to 'teh +5 insightfool' by the anti-property rights pinko mods.

    Why bother to argue with fools like that? Does it not make you look foolish too?

    Seriously, you think that you can have a meaningful dialogue with someone who equates 'protecting property rights against those who violate social contracts' with 'random acts of violence commited by those who violate social contracts'? Really.

    Prepare to be permanently shouted down.

  206. G. Gordon Liddy by TellarHK · · Score: 1

    This actually doesn't bother me a lot, considering that the people they're going after ARE the criminal ones. What -would- bother me is if they decided to come knocking on my door for my recordings of "24" from my TV.

    In that case, I'd take G. Gordon's advice. "Aim for the head." Wanna play cop, RIAA? There's your chance.

  207. More slashdot hypocricy. by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1

    "the internet must be self policing. Keep government out of private property and transactions!"

    but

    "the RIAA must use established law enforecement!"

  208. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye by Lindy · · Score: 1

    What do suppose will happen when one of these "RIAA cops" do some sort of physical injury to someone, or
    gets injured themself by an excited detainee.
    Obviously RIAA hasen't given much thought about the
    ramifications of their actions. Just like mom used to tell you when you were running with sissors...Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

  209. Not Really New by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 1

    The NYPD has had an active anti-piracy campaign for years. I took part in a raid that included the NYPD, a couple of Feds and a handful of MPAA people on a place cloning videotapes in 1993-94. Maybe the RIAA has never done this type of thing before, but the MPAA was doing it a decade ago (or more). We also used to nab street vendors of CDs and videos w/o the MPAA or Feds involved.

    1. Re:Not Really New by flossie · · Score: 1
      The NYPD has had an active anti-piracy campaign for years. I took part in a raid that included the NYPD, a couple of Feds and a handful of MPAA people

      The difference here is that the RIAA are not doing this with the assistance of the LAPD of the Feds.

      Indeed, the police aren't at all impressed by the sound of it. From the article: "But if an anti-piracy team crossed the line between looking like cops and implying or telling vendors that they are cops, the Los Angeles Police Department would take a pretty dim view, said LAPD spokesman Jason Lee".

  210. My first thought was why, are these guys ex-cops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I mean are the on disability or could it be that they may have been a little too say zealous about there job? It seems like a recipe for disaster to me as these guys are probably pretty gun-ho.

  211. Elegant solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dilemma: Ex-cops used by RIAA racketeers to hassle.

    Solution: Ex-Mafia/hardcore felons used to 'hassle' ex-cops.

  212. Sound racist? by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time..."
    So, do I take it that they feel that Hispanics are not to be trusted? Quite a blanket statement about a minority group. I'm suprised he didn't say that blacks are too busy selling crack to sell low profit bootlegged CD's...

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  213. "these people" by Box+Checker · · Score: 0

    being a mexican myself, i only have one thing to say to the riaa and it's hired goons... FUCK YOU!

  214. I saw the GNAA selling some... by bangular · · Score: 0, Troll

    I saw the GNAA selling some on 11th Avenue...

  215. If I were LAPD, I would not be happy. by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

    Legal or not, anything that causes confusion about what is and what is not a true law enforcement officer is bad news. It could easily lead to a death. If I were LAPD I would have a long talk with RIAA.

  216. Yes by marco0009 · · Score: 1
    Quote:
    The RIAA acknowledges it all -- except the notion that its staff presents itself as police. Yes, they may all be ex-P.D. Yes, they wear cop-style clothes and carry official-looking IDs. But if they leave people like Borrayo with the impression that they're actual law enforcement, that's a mistake.

    from the article 9th paragraph.

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  217. Re:Sure, they don't want to be portrayed as police by amigabill · · Score: 1

    > In the article, the RIAA "enforcers" claim they don't try to create the idea that they're a police
    > force. Why, then, would a victim say that, "They said they were police from the recording industry or
    > something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs."?

    Well, while they may not actually say they're some sort of police force, they're obviously as heck trying to encourage people to come to that conclusion on their own, and sounds like they do nothing to specifically deny they are an official police force. Plus, I myself would take being told they have the right to take someone away in handcuffs next time, that is specifically implying they are an official police force.

    Why? Who else has the legal right to come into someone's home or place of business and take that person away in handcuffs? Only the actual real-life police and federal agents right?

    So anyone saying they have the right to take a guy away in handcuffs is implicitly telling that guy they are the police.

    While I think they are goin gin the right direction by going after people involved with making money off illegal copies, I don't like their methodology of impersonating on-duty police officers.

    If they were accompanied by a real-life on-duty police officer in the right jurisdiction, and that guy alone was doing the talking about handcuffs and such, that'd make more sense. Having a subpeona (sp??) along for the ride with the real cop makes even more sense. But with no subpeona and no real cop, it reaks of impersonation, whether they actually say they are cops or not, the snazzy costumes are obviously intended to confuse the particular people they are visiting.

  218. I'm going to walk around in the same jacket... by xSterbenx · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...only mine will say F.U.R.I.A.A

    1. Re:I'm going to walk around in the same jacket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm going to walk around in the same jacket... only mine will say Fuck you, R.I.A.A"

      That's this one?

  219. Re:Police Only Please: Simple Solution by mrondello · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the legality of what has been reported on so far. It will only take on instance of violence to snip these types of raids in the bud.

    All it will take is one of the Vendors to stand up and say "fuck off", or smack one of the raiders around. These are retired Cops that have been reported to be doing this. Retired or not, you give a Police Officer enough lip and he will react, either physically or maybe with less-than-lethal weapons. The raiders have to be taking their safety into consideration, so I'd imaging they would have some sort of less-than-lethal weapon to aid them in emergencies. Once that happens, the LADP or other local police will step in with criminal charges, and clear the matter up. The article points this out. The fine legal lines the RIAA are walking with impersonating police will not hold up when violence is involved.

    It is hard to believe just how jaded the RIAA has become, for them to think that these raids will continue to work. They have been very lucky to escape charges so far, but I doubt that will continue.

  220. turn on sarcasm detector! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now everyone will like RIAA.... or NOT

  221. Re:HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice response. I'm tempted to cry out OWNAGE

    PS. Not the same AC

  222. Duration of copyrights by jeti · · Score: 1

    The work is copyrighted for the author's life plus 70 years. If the material was created under a work for hire agreement, the copyright lasts 95 years from first publication, or 120 years from creation, whichever expires first.

    However, it may be more realistic to say that nothing produced after "Steamboat Willy" will ever enter the public domain without the consent of the author (Lex Disney).

  223. EFF is wrong here by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing," said Jason Schultz, a staff attorney for the San Francisco-based Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).

    No. Confiscation should be left up to the courts. The RIAA should, if it feels it has a valid complaint, report it to the authorities. Confiscation, by a corporation or private individual, should never be allowed. At the point they are doing this, nothing has been proven in a court of law. Due process, people.

    1. Re:EFF is wrong here by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      This is not forced confiscation, it's voluntary. There is definitely a lot threats being thrown around "Give us the CD's or we'll bring the police next time", but it's a far leap from RIAA 'commandos' busting in on these guys with guns blazing. It's simply not that.

      Hell, I would argue that the repo-man is doing something far more malicious here and that's been going on for years (theres even a TV show about it).

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    2. Re:EFF is wrong here by mwburden · · Score: 1

      Shortly after your post, Jason Schultz posted a reply (it's a few threads back) in which he says that he was misquoted, and also mislead as to exactly what he was giving an opinion on.. This is not to disparage your post (especially since it predates Jason's) -- but just to additional clarification here.

  224. if it was me I would remember my 3 S's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shoot, Shovel, and Shutup

  225. Sabotage by godzilla808 · · Score: 1

    To celebrate this next level of anti-piracy lunacy, the RIAA is going to release a new version of the Beastie Boys video starring real live RIAA Enforcers. (Paying all appropriate royalties, of course.) .

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  226. Here's a shot of them in action by Natchswing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Picture of the RIAA during a bust.

  227. Re:Read The Law Please by nosphalot · · Score: 1
    Actually you are wrong on this. Justifiable homocide is defined by the state, and not the federal government, so what may be illegal where you live, might be legal in other states, like Arizona. Here is an excerpt from Arizona law on the subject:

    13-408. Justification; use of physical force in defense of property

    A person is justified in using physical force against another when and to the extent that a reasonable person would believe it necessary to prevent what a reasonable person would believe is an attempt or commission by the other person of theft or criminal damage involving tangible movable property under his possession or control, but such person may use deadly physical force under these circumstances as provided in sections 13-405, 13-406 and 13-411.
    Taken from http://www.azccw.com/excerpts_from_arizona_rev_sta t.htm
  228. From the secret investigative files of the RIAA... by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    My name is Friday. My partner's name is Dee Emcee Aigh. We call him Fuggin' A for short. These streets are sour with the stench of copyright infringement, and we have a job to do.

    7:43 am. Stakeout at corner of Vine and Pearl.

    We surveilled the suspect from approximately 6:00 am until five minutes ago. To keep us entertained, I played properly-licensed music on the car CD player, with the retail receipt taped to the dashboard as an example to passersby. Had it been necessary to answer a subpeona, I could have also produced my Visa bill to show proof of purchase in a New York minute.

    7:45 am. Peddle to the metal.

    We flew from the car with our RIAA jackets flapping like superhero capes, as Fuggin' A bore down on the suspect screaming, "Gimme a reason, you infringing scum!" The suspect, a man in a strangely colored shirt who stood behind a small card table piled high with CDs and plush animal toys, pretended not to understand. He was, he said, just "minding" the table for someone else. "Then you won't mind if I confiscate this evidence," I said, shoveling the contraband into a Hefty bag. "We'll see if you also don't 'mind' fines of up to $20,000 per infringement for taking food out of the mouth of Britney Spears and P. Diddley!"

    7:58 am. Donut break.

    After the bust, we had to put the chill on some extra endorphins so we parked it at Crispy Creme. Forensic science is increasingly important to the battle to keep America's recording artists off of the unemployment line, and I personally submitted 12 glazed red jellies for internal analysis. Conclusion: inconclusive. Further study needed.

    8:37. Dorm room infiltration.

    Espionage is not only for defending the Homeland; it's also for defending the rightful profits of Homieland from hip-hop fans who like the pizzle shizzle but don't like to pay for it. With Fuggin' A and I dressed in Outkast t-shirts, we cleverly slipped onto campus posing as eager out-of-town P2P traders keen to shift some "gigabytes." We soon met a contact, a dyspeptic young caucasian male with dreadlocks, who assured us that it was "all good," and in no time took us to a dorm room where his confederates in infringement sat around their computer cackling like Al Qaeda operatives planning to destroy our way of life by blowing up the set of "American Idol." These evildoers made my skin crawl, but I concentrated on not blowing my cover.

    "Ok, man," said our surly contact. "How much you want?"

    Here my training kicked into gear. I'd rehearsed and rehearsed for this moment.

    "Er, uh, want? Say, all we want is to upload and download! Music, uh, wants to be pay- and royalty-free! Yo!"

    "Huh? Ain't you got the shit? Panamanian, right?"

    "Who are these middle-aged assh0les," grumbled one of the crew.

    "We're..."

    Then Fuggin A' ripped off his disguise, revealing his fiercesome jacket.

    "RIAA! RIAA! Down on the floor! Down on the floor!"

    What happened next, you can never rehearse for...

    1:45 pm. Emergency room, visitor's lobby.

    They say that Fuggin' A will be all right, thank God, and that he will be able to make regular bowel movements in time. The jacket can't be reused, unfortunately; it will be cleaned and retired, and possibly go on tour in the nation's schools as an object lesson for our impressionable youth. But watch out, evildoers - we have more jackets where that one came from!

  229. Best line was the last line.. by judicar · · Score: 0

    "They told me, 'You're a pirate!' I said, 'C'mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.' "

    omg, that's priceless...

  230. Extortion, threatening, kidnapping? by EdMcMan · · Score: 1
    How is this legal? Does the RIAA have ANY right to do this?

    Take this for instance:
    "They said they were police from the recording industry or something, and next time they'd take me away in handcuffs," he said through an interpreter.

    If the RIAA does not have any legal authority to say that, doesn't that make them guilty of several criminal charges?

    1. Re:Extortion, threatening, kidnapping? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "If the RIAA does not have any legal authority to say that, doesn't that make them guilty of several criminal charges?"

      Of course it would, provided you had evidence.

      Do you think the LA Weekly is a credible enough source that you feel comfortable inquiring into the matter with the California State Police, State and Federal Attorneys General, and the FBI?

      If the incident described in the article had transpired with ME as the victim, it would not have ended before the "agents" had explained themselves to my local sherrif, and they'd continue to have explaining to do to my attorney afterwards.

      However, I don't really believe the story happened precisely as reported. If it did happen, and if they do it again, someone needs to produce names and videotape. They also need to get the police involved, and they need to not hand over property voluntarily -- they need a court order to take your property. When it comes out that they threatened to "use handcuffs" to force you to surrender your property, any case where they are plaintiff drops like a hot potato. And somebody just might be going to jail.

      Even the *cops* don't automatically get the authority to use handcuffs without following a procedure. (Haven't you ever been arrested in California? :-) They radio in for "Sevens" which means, authority to put the cuffs on you.)

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  231. It's the wave of the future... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Once the neocons completely bankrupt the treasury, there will be no police outside of the military. Privately hired armies beholden only unto their corporate warlord will enforce the arbitrary laws dictated by the crumbling and corrupted and irrelevant gummint.

    First, the RIAA's jackbooted thugs go about stealing the illgotten gains of other thieves (as the RIAA are also thieves) next it'll be Microsoft hunting you down for copying Windows 2009 aka Longhorn.

    The USA is sinking into a twitchy morass of libertarianism gone haywire, all to benefit the Rich. the rest are dupes, whiners, or wannabes.

    Next horrible prophecy: organised crime goes after the personal possessions of RIAA execs. Expect to find a bunch of melted CDs at the foot of the bed. If they don't back off and go after the little guy, then you could see some heads roll. Literally.

    RS

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    1. Re:It's the wave of the future... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Once the neocons completely bankrupt the treasury, there will be no police outside of the military."

      And what makes you so certain there will even be a *military* willing to serve a bankrupt government?

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  232. I can't believe I'm saying this, but . . . by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

    Much as we hate them, if some street vendor is hawking $3 knockoffs of Britney's latest sludge the RIAA has the right to offer the vendor the choice of turning over the goods or face an expensive copyright infringement suit. It's really no different from the guys who sell you counterfeit $20 Rolexes.

    This might also be the basis for their "amnesty" program. Destroy your downloaded MP3s, promise never to download again and we'll let you off the hook.

    That said, I think using the rentacops is pretty sleazy and just as bad as the security companies who dress their "officers" up in uniforms closely resembling the local cops' and have them drive around in cars painted to look like police vehicles with "Thugmeister Security" in place of "Metro Police." (The courts here ruled that particular dodge to be illegal, by the way, for reasons you can probably guess.)

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    1. Re:I can't believe I'm saying this, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "the RIAA has the right to offer the vendor the choice of turning over the goods or face an expensive copyright infringement suit."

      They apparently crossed the line into seizure of property and use of force. No private party has the right to threaten use of force. In some jurisdictions, threatening to use restraint devices is treated no differently than a threat of a regular assault.

      If we had any real evidence and the name of the person who said that he'd use handcuffs, there might be grounds to get the FBI involved and probe up the hierarchy of the organization to find out who knew or should have known this was going on. It's exactly this kind of smoking gun you need to get the RIAA shut down under federal RICO statutes.

      But you need evidence. So far, we have an uncorroborated news report. Somehow I don't think Groklaw is going to switch from reporting on SCO over to this.

  233. Re:Read The Law Please by Dman33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Lee Corso fashion... "Not so fast!" Let's read on about 13-405, 13-406, and 13-411:

    13-404. Justification; self-defense

    A. Except as provided in subsection B of this section, a person is justified in threatening or using physical force against another when and to the extent a reasonable person would believe that physical force is immediately necessary to protect himself against the other's use or attempted use of unlawful physical force.

    B. The threat or use of physical force against another is not justified:

    1) In response to verbal provocation alone; or

    2) To resist an arrest that the person knows or should know is being made by a peace officer or by a person acting in a peace officer's presence and at his direction, whether the arrest is lawful or unlawful, unless the physical force used by the peace officer exceeds that allowed by law; or

    3) If the person provoked the other's use or attempted use of unlawful physical force, unless:

    a) The person withdraws from the encounter or clearly communicates to the other his intent to do so reasonably believing he cannot safely withdraw from the encounter; and

    b) The other nevertheless continues or attempts to use unlawful physical force against the person.

    13-405. Justification; use of deadly physical force

    A person is justified in threatening or using deadly physical force against another:

    1. If such person would be justified in threatening or using physical force against the other under 13-404, and

    2. When and to the degree a reasonable person would believe that deadly physical force is immediately necessary to protect himself against the other's use or attempted use of unlawful deadly physical force.

    13-406. Justification; defense of a third person

    A person is justified in threatening or using physical force or deadly physical force against another to protect a third person if:

    1. Under the circumstances as a reasonable person would believe them to be, such person would be justified under 13-404 or 13-405 in threatening or using physical force or deadly physical force to protect himself against the unlawful physical force or deadly physical force a reasonable person would believe is threatening the third person he seeks to protect; and

    2. A reasonable person would believe that such person's intervention is immediately necessary to protect the third person.

    13-411. Justification; use of force in crime prevention

    A. A person is justified in threatening or using both physical force and deadly physical force against another if and to the extent the person reasonably believes that physical force or deadly physical force is immediately necessary to prevent the other's commission of arson of an occupied structure under 13-1704, burglary in the second or first degree under 13-1507 or 13-1508, kidnapping under 13-1304, manslaughter under 13-1103, second or first degree murder under 13-1104 or 13-1105, sexual conduct with a minor under 13-1405, sexual assault under 13-1406, child molestation under 13-1410, armed robbery under 13-1904, or aggravated assault under 13-1204, subsection A, paragraphs 1 and 2.

    B. There is no duty to retreat before threatening or using deadly physical force justified by subsection A of this section.

    C. A person is presumed to be acting reasonably for the purposes of this section if he is acting to prevent the commission of any of the offenses listed in subsection A of this section.



    I put relevant pieces in bold. It looks like most of the use of deadly force falls under self defense. The only part that seems relevant is the reference to "burglary in the second or first degree under 13-1507 or 13-1508" of which are not available in that webpage so I am not sure of the 'shooting the guy stealing your car out of your driveway' scenario is covered.

  234. Dog Chasing Tail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If the RIAA concentrated on going after organised crime

    ...

  235. Depends where you live... by dark404 · · Score: 1

    Depending where you live, it can be legal to shoot a car jacker. Here in louisiana we have "shoot the car jacker" laws where you're allowed to shoot to kill when someone tries to steal your car. As for theft, we also have "shoot the burglar" laws too for when a thief enters your home.

  236. Not Legal Entrapment by The+Darkness · · Score: 1
    Entrapment:
    One entry found for entrapment.
    Main Entry: entrapment
    Pronunciation: -m&nt
    Function: noun
    Date: 1597
    1 a : the action or process of entrapping b : the condition of being entrapped
    2 : the action of luring an individual into committing a crime in order to prosecute the person for it

    As for the legal definition, I believe it's more along the lines of: If the cops set up a lure car and you try to steal it then they bust you, that is fine. You decided to steal the car (or, in the analogy, rough up a street vendor) of your own volition.
    Legal entrapment is more like the cops setting up the "lure car" then an officer (undercover) coming up to you and saying "Hey man.. that car over there is unlocked.. wanna steal it?" Then busting you.

    The grandparent post has a good strategy - set up a legal street vendor, then sue the shit out of the thugs (RIAA) that harass them.

    --
    There are two kinds of people: 1) those that need closure
  237. About citizen's arrest by kjj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are differing views on citizen's arrest, as to what is allowed and what is not.


    Click here for one view. This shows that is is legal to detain someone and take them to the proper authorities.

    However this link indicates that taking this kind of action may expose you to lawsuits for assult, and you should just report the crime.

    The problem is that with the RIAA it may have never gotten this far. They did not attempt to detain the guy or take him down to the station or even report him. They just threated him and he signed over his property. What would be more interesting to see is how the RIAA reacts if the person refuses all their requests. What would they do?

    A. Report the person to the police.
    B. Do A. but put him in cuffs wait for the police.
    C. Drag the guy down to the police station.

    If they just did A there would certainly be no problem, but B or C could be questionable especially if they go ahead and take away the CD's and DVD without permission. I am sure once the word gets out that they aren't real cops that they will be challenged in a hurry.

    1. Re:About citizen's arrest by MarkLR · · Score: 1

      D. File a lawsuit.

      All this action by the RIAA is nothing more than going to people selling copies and saying stop doing it or we will sue you. Just like what the FSF does with people that accuse of breaking the GPL.

    2. Re:About citizen's arrest by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      However this link indicates that taking this kind of action may expose you to lawsuits for assult, and you should just report the crime. The problem is that with the RIAA it may have never gotten this far. They did not attempt to detain the guy or take him down to the station or even report him. They just threated him and he signed over his property.

      Threatening someone to make them sign over their property is illegal in itself, even if the threatened action is legally allowed (such as a lawsuit). If you want something from someone and they won't give it to you willingly, you have two choices:
      1) due process of law
      2) breakinging the law yourself

      The RIAA has chosen 2).

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    3. Re:About citizen's arrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As always only rely on advice from a real lawyer who you can sue if they get it wrong! But...
      as I read once long ago without claiming any expertise at all:

      In the UK you can only make a `citizens' arrest for particular severities of crime. Normally measured by the maximum severity of the penalty for such a crime.

      You still need to announce that you are arresting them and what for whilst placing a hand on them to signify arrest. (I think that is how it works.)

      Trouble is lots of people who try it before a crime has clearly been committed get sued by the criminal whose case of unlawful arrest is easier to prove than that they were about to rob a stage coach.

      Where the earlier poster said "threatened battery" that is actually assault. If you apprehend a threat of immediate force to your person that could be assault.

      If they touched you even brushing your clothes that is battery.
      (As always you'd need to check these things to be sure).

      In my understanding if they took goods belonging to you from you with clear threat of force it could be mugging!

  238. Re:Important and Urgent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quickest & easiest:
    Google Image Search, or better yet, autopr0n.com

    If you've got some time:
    Newsgroups offer a good variety. If you're using Windows, download Forte Agent to get the binary files.

    Better than porn:
    Get a girlfriend. Most expensive:
    Marry her (Although this will cause your porn usage to skyrocket - Once they have a rock on their finger, females tend to say "No" a lot more often. See nomarriage.com for more information on this phenomenon)

  239. Maybe The headline should read: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crooks Take Time Out From Chasing Petty Thieves To Catch Criminals!

  240. Here's What You Can Do to Make Music Copying Legal by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    While the US Constitution allows congress to create copyright, it doesn't require it to do so. Peer-to-peer filesharing, and burning copies of your buddy's CD collection could be legalized tomorrow if you can get the votes in Congress to repeal the copyright laws.

    If you think that can't happen, consider that more Americans are sharing files with peer-to-peer applications than voted for George Bush.

    The steps my article suggest you take to bring about copyright reform include:

    • Speak Out
    • Vote
    • Write to Your Elected Representatives
    • Donate Money to Political Campaigns
    • Support Campaign Finance Reform
    • Join the Electronic Frontier Foundation
    • Practice Civil Disobedience
    It is my objective that my article noticably impact the upcoming US presidential and congressional elections. I think that could happen if every US p2p user were to read the article by November. While the article is popular, it would have to get read far more frequently than is presently the case for sixty million Americans to have read it by november.

    If you agree with me, please have a look at What You Can Do to Help.

    Thank you for your attention.

    --
    Request your free CD of my piano music.
  241. I wonder if the RIAA will raid used CD stores? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously... what if those street vendors are just selling used CDs and DVDs?

    It is just a matter of time until CDs and DVDs are not sold as property, but are sold as media for which you buy a non-transferable license to use.

  242. As a card-carrying psycho; you'd fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, stop dodging the fucking question you crazed piece of white trash.

    THANK YOU!

    1. Re:As a card-carrying psycho; you'd fit by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Not only should they have had the right...right now I'm kinda wishing they had.

      --
      A modern day witchhunt.
  243. America = fascist police state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh. My. God. I was just wondering when this would start happening. It's a lot like Robocop -- hospitals, prisons, space exploration were all privatized. In real life now, hospitals have been privatized (HMOs) prisons have been privatized, the military is increasingly becoming privatized...

    (see Dyncorp http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.02/gunhire.h tml)

    and now, we are seeing the beginning of private police forces. I think that's the final straw -- America is truly gone.

    1. Re:America = fascist police state by Avihson · · Score: 1

      Ahhh Check your history. The first police forces WERE all private. There was no publicly funded police or state mandated police force untill well into the 1800s in the USA.

    2. Re:America = fascist police state by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >I was just wondering when this would start
      >happening.

      I'll tell you exactly when it STOPS happening. When they try an illegal tactic like this against a person with the most vague clue, I don't know, like maybe they've seen an episode of COPS or Judge Judy?

      "What police department did you say you were with?"

      "Can you show me that search warrant again?"

      "I'll need you to contact my attorney if you want any further information."

      "Am I free to leave?"

      "You won't mind if I just call the regular police and get their opinion about your offer to use handcuffs on me, right?"

      "How about you step off my property right this minute, and I won't prosecute you for trespassing?"

      ***ANYTHING*** other than "here is all my property, please take it, and don't even leave me your card....

      If nothing else, make them forcibly take your property, then you have a simple case of robbery, maybe armed robbery depending on how your state regards the weapon status handcuffs.

      Hell you don't even give your property to the police when they arrest you on a felony, without a reciept and clear paperwork.

      If you get taken by crooks, RIAA jacket or no RIAA jacket, you need to use some common sense and you also need to seek recourse to the law immediately.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    3. Re:America = fascist police state by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      It would be nice of things went that way. Unfortunately these types of things usually don't stop till the situation gets out of hand and it won't because someone started asking questions. Chances are it will be:

      They go and try to bust a bigger name priate then just a guy in a parking lot, but this guy is different. Where the parking lot guys immediately cave, this guy instead looses his cool, panics, pulls out his shotgun thinking these are real police officers, and blows them all away. Then you get the PR backlash. It could go two ways:

      1) the media stands with the common ppl, see the RIAA as having done something criminal, and public opinion turns against the RIAA

      or

      2) the media (whose owners also are members of the RIAA) side with the RIAA 'officers' and turn public opinion towards a "send to jail the dangerous pirates on our streets". Pirates end up with an image equivalent to drug dealers, anyone who supports them look like criminals too, and you also end up with the police involved in 'cracking down'. The pendulum swings in their favor and the next thing you know you end up with file sharers being treated like drug addicts. Copyright issues no longer become a concern to the public becuase the RIAA now has 'pirates are dangerous' trump card.

      I seriously hope I am wrong, but I can't help but think that the RIAA has seen this scenario from the get-go and it is eactly what they want. These RIAA 'officers' are fall guys - they get sued then its these 'officers' that take the heat, if they get whacked by some trigger happy street vendor they end up getting the RIAA everything they want, if not either then the RIAA wins and pirates are taken down. I hope the real authorities step in soon. There is a reason vigilantism is illegal - this situation could easily get out of hand.

      --
      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    4. Re:America = fascist police state by cymat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you get taken by crooks ... you also need to seek recourse to the law immediately.

      Many of these comments suggest that the people being busted have a storefront (that can be trespassed upon), have an attorney or claim one, and, most importantly, have a basic understanding of and faith in their own rights. In fact it seems more likely that the RIAA folks are deliberately targeting people who are safe to hassle because they do not have those things.

      If these people are lower-income (parking cars for a buck a car), selling something in a place they don't have a clearly established right to be, or recent (and possibly undocumented) immigrants, they're not going to lawyer up at the first sign of trouble. They don't trust the authorities and they Don't Want Trouble.

      On the other hand, we are talking about the LAPD. It's hard to imagine how a middle-aged Hispanic man working on the LA streets would have any concerns about their flawless record with respect to fair and even-handed behavior. :-)

      --
      It's the little things.
    5. Re:America = fascist police state by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      It's getting close to useing God's cleaning solution...

      FIRE.

    6. Re:America = fascist police state by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "In fact it seems more likely that the RIAA folks are deliberately targeting people who are safe to hassle because they do not have those things."

      Which is exactly the behavior that could lead to prosecution of the executives under Federal RICO statutes. It won't matter that the victims are low-profile people who don't come forward. The only relevant facts will be that someone with decision-making authority, knew or should have known (in the language of the law!) that the organization was systematically engaging in a corrupt practice.

      >On the other hand, we are talking about the LAPD.

      I'm talking about the FBI. And I'm serious. Once the RIAA crosses the line into a protection racket, they run the risk of being treated just like organized crime bosses (which is precisely what they become.)

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    7. Re:America = fascist police state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >(parking cars for a buck a car)

      Get the right parking lot -- and this is LOS ANGELES we're talking about, and a buck a car is 400-500 bucks a day. Maybe a lot more on a sports event day.

  244. Key points... by Cramer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...staff of ex-cops

    ...Figur[ed] the discs were bootlegs

    ..."They said they were police from the recording industry or something..."

    • But if they leave people like Borrayo with the impression that they're actual law enforcement, that's a mistake.
    NEGATIVE. That's a FELONY.

    • oversees ... contractors who sniff out bootleg discs
    Apparently without a nose... Did they have any proof other than a hispanic male selling CDs and DVDs from a parking lot booth? They didn't "figure" anything; they blindly assumed guilt based on the person and the place.

    • the incident reports ... explicitly state that the forfeiture is voluntary
    Voluntary my ass! A bunch a dudes dressed and behaving like cops "asking" you to hand over your stuff. Right. And I bet they don't carry any weapons either.

    continued sale would be a violation of civil and criminal codes (like it isn't aleady?)

    • The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing," said Jason Schultz
    Wrong, Mr. Schultz. RIAA is not a law enforcement division. They have no more right than any other citizen to "confiscate" another persons property.
    1. Re:Key points... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Wrong, Mr. Schultz. RIAA is not a law
      >enforcement division. They have no more right
      >than any other citizen to "confiscate" another
      >persons property.

      What we don't have, is individual names of the people responsible. They should still be subject to prosecution for theft. Perhaps even racketeering charges, depending on whether they used a "protection" approach.

      The individuals who did this should be looking at 20 years in federal for what they did, and the opportunity is still there to make it happen.

      Provided, the story is true, and provided the victim will press charges. He's probably too afraid of beind deported or whatever. Or maybe afraid because the merchandise really was counterfeit.

      Or maybe it really didn't happen?

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    2. Re:Key points... by mwburden · · Score: 1

      [T]hey blindly assumed guilt based on the person and the place.

      Not much different than the way that they managed to persuade the government to assume that any CD-R's sold will be used for recording pirated music, and persuaded several universities to assume that anyone participating in a peer-to-peer is trading illegal copies of music.

  245. Re:Whoa...don't share 'em, sell 'em! by mojoNYC · · Score: 1
    even better, make a bunch and start selling 'em on the street!

    RIAA shill: you're illegally selling our copywrited material!

    vendor: what do you mean? do you own the letters RIAA?

    it's too bad halloween just passed, i'd love to be an RIAA bad cop!

  246. Re:So, if a 7 year old CHILD is killed shoplifting by bluprint · · Score: 1

    I love how these things always turn into cries of "...for the children!". Go away. Perhaps you should have been shot as a child...you're obviously a thief.

    --
    A modern day witchhunt.
  247. Logo by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
    --
    Yeah, right.
    1. Re: Logo by wahmuk · · Score: 1
      Now that's funny!

      Wait'll they check the referrer logs to see why there's so damned much activity on that one little file.

      --
      You can't take the sky from me!
  248. Re:Read The Law Please by bluprint · · Score: 1

    Laws vary from state to state. Personally, regardless of what any law says, my (and I'm only speaking for myself) argument is simply that a person should be able to protect his own property, and that, in most cases, use of violent force is the only reasonable method to do so. (Personally, I'm no kung-fu expert)

    --
    A modern day witchhunt.
  249. RIAA prob doesn't represent artists confiscated by gbnewby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The RIAA is a membership organization. Their member list is online (it looks like a lot, but in fact most entries are labels that are owned by fewer than a dozen major media publishers).

    They might have a contractual basis for enforcing copyright violations by their member organizations (i.e., Sony and Warner). The have NO basis for enforcing copyright violations by other publishers.

    For the RIAA jack-booted thugs to enforce for labels or artists they don't represent is the same as you or I enforcing, on behalf of someone else. There's just no basis. Under the copyright law (US Title 17 USC, it's the infringed party that needs to pursue action -- not ANY party, and generally not even law enforcement (at least for garden variety copyright infringement....the feds get called in for fraud, for when banks are involved, and other cases).

    In the LA Times article, the only title specifically mentioned was some sort of Latino hits from the 70s and 80s. Chances are that material is not represented by the RIAA. At a community radio station I worked with, the music directors decided not to put any RIAA member music on the play list. Know what? It turned out 80% was not, already! The other 20% wasn't painful at all - it was just a matter of putting it on another shelf, rather than the playlist shelf.

    In short, there is a LOT of music that is not represented by the RIAA (a far higher proportion than video that's not represented by the MPAA). They have no business getting involved in any kind of enforcement action for artists or labels they don't have a relationship with.

  250. Undercover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, I just bought a T-shirt emblazoned with "Undercover Police".

    Shouldabeen "Undercover RIAA"...

  251. This IS still Slashdot, isn't it? by Paisley+Phrog · · Score: 1

    Has anyone read Snowcrash (by Neal Steavenson)...?

    Asking that question on Slashdot seems akin to walking into the Vatican and asking, "Hey, anyone here Catholic?"

  252. I'd stop someone wearing an RIAA tag... by Kris_J · · Score: 1
    ...and impress upon them just how much I dislike the actions of their organisation and how they, if they choose to remain employed by the RIAA, are a bad person. Not just the company, but every single individiual that works there.

    A company is only made up of people. If enough get a clue that real people think they, as individuals, are scum, perhaps the company's views might change. Not many employees can cope with being constantly told how awful they are as a person because of their boss' descisions, day after day.

  253. Re:Here's What You Can Do to Make Music Copying Le by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
    Peer-to-peer filesharing, and burning copies of your buddy's CD collection could be legalized tomorrow if you can get the votes in Congress to repeal the copyright laws

    Without a good proposal for some other way to address the problems that copyright law addresses, this has no chance.

  254. Meet my Business Partners... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would just introduce these guys to my business partners; Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson, Mr. Colt, and my Senior Partner, Mr. "Over-Under" Mossburg.

  255. los alamitos? by sponga · · Score: 1

    So they are located in Los Alamitos Southern California, if that is correct than that right where i live. Langley, los alamitos and langley is the local U.S. airbase\disaster center location here. If anybody knows where to get info on their exact location i wouldn't mind walking over to it and check out this leet team and take a few digital photos, or maybe even follow them once for the hell of it to see where they bust.

  256. what's next? by lunatick · · Score: 1

    Is the MPAA gonna have people derssed as batman and other super heros busting bootleg DVD sellers. Come on this is so illegal it hurts.

    The only thing these "goon squads" have the authority to do is tell the vendors they are doing something illegal and call the cops, at most make a citizens arrest.

    If they are looking for someone to blame their dropping sales on, how about these 3 items:
    1. their tacticts of late have been PR nightmares, many people now refuse to buy music to help support these strong arm tacticts

    2. There is no real new music lately, it's all the same old crap, if you want real originality you have to seek out a garage band that the RIAA thought was not mainstream enough to make money.

    3. You aren't giving people what they want!!!! why is a single on a cd only 1/2 the price of a 10-14 song album! I don't want the whole albumn if only 1 song is good. I also want to burn it to a MP3 CD or load it to a HD or Flash memory based player without your damn copyprotection or limits on how many times I can move it DAMMIT!!!!

    --
    The Lunatick, Carpe Corpus!
  257. Not quite... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    No, burglary includes breaking and entering. I believe larceny is the word youre looking for. You are correct, however, that robbery is stealing by threatening. All are theft, but the distinctions practically and legaly are quite clear.

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  258. Sanity Check - Let's do the numbers by userw014 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It isn't unknown for a newspaper to make up a story.
    Really.
    Is this story true? A parking lot attendant sells 5 or 10 DVDs for $5/each per. week, and happens to have 78 of them in his booth. One of the titles is Como Te Extrano Vol. IV -- Musica de los 70's y 80's.
    The parking lot attended might have expected to get $390 to $780, but it cost him something, perhaps half that.
    So, going to MediaPlay's website, I see DVD's selling for $20/each. That make's the RIAA's membership's exposure around $1560, presuming that the copyright holders are members.
    A four man RIAA squad probably costs the RIAA at least $400/hour. There's probably other charges for having an investigator/tip-line that notices things like parking lot attendants with under-the-windowsill operations. And the article doesn't tell whether the RIAA got the name of this guy's supplier. (Or perhaps it got his name from the supplier!)

    In short, it doesn't seem to be worth rattling the cage of a parking lot attendant.

    Unless you expect media exposure to scare off other bootlegers.

    B.T.W.: I bought a couple of CD's last year, maybe one or two the previous year. And that's up over the past ten years. I don't own (or want) a DVD player, I don't have broadband at IP access, and my age and tastes are rather outside the buzz and flash of the file sharers. I'm one of those people who just aren't attracted to the RIAA's product.

    But I hate, absolutely hate, the idea that the RIAA might someday invade my privacy, should I get broadband service, just because they or some ISP messed up the IP address they think someone publishing "their" music is on.

  259. Whats next? a RIAA badge. EOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EOM

  260. Sounds like a good way... by Charlie+Bill · · Score: 1

    ...to get accidentally shot.

    That's the other difference between these guys and real law enforcement: guns and armor.

  261. Wrong Target by Zepalesque · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This drives me nuts. People, remember who you are bashing. The RIAA is just a front for media companies that don't want their images tarnished.

    This is a list of RIAA members

    Remember - they *want* you to be upset at the RIAA. It is a convenient way to keep your attention focused on an antagonist, rather than the companies that it is backed by.

  262. Put it in perspective by El · · Score: 1

    How is this any different than a bunch of /.ers donning "OSS" jackets, and raiding SCO's offices in Utah? After all, we highly suspect they've been pirating our code... I say we go for it!

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  263. counterattack possibilities by dbc001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First of all, is anyone interested in keeping track of where this stuff is happening? I'd like to see a website that tells where these people are operating and where they are doing their raids. I'd be glad to crack some heads over this sort of thing. If the mafia comes to my town, I'll be swingin' a baseball bat till they leaves.

    It would also be fun to set up a fake piracy ring selling legit CDs that appear to be pirated and "entrap" the RIAA - it would be pretty easy to provoke them into saying something that would get them into a lot of trouble: "Are you guys with the governement?" "Are you guys cops?" I'm sure that with a few carefully worded questions they would say yes. Just make sure you start the video camera at the right moment...

    1. Re:counterattack possibilities by dbc001 · · Score: 1

      I guess they're in southern california/la. still, it would be nice to keep very close tabs on these people...

    2. Re:counterattack possibilities by sponga · · Score: 1

      So they are located in Los Alamitos Southern California, if that is correct than that right where i live. Langley, los alamitos and langley is the local U.S. airbase\disaster center location here as it says their location in the news article. If anybody knows where to get info on their exact location i wouldn't mind walking over to it and check out this leet team and take a few digital photos, or maybe even follow them once for the hell of it to see where they bust. I also have access to get onto the airbase so if their office is on the airbase than i can still see it.

  264. Another LA street gang? by DWIM · · Score: 1

    I mean, do they have secret hand signs and stuff? Great...

  265. Let's all watch this, might become fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The RIAA does 3 things here:
    1) Harassment (against the law)
    2) Thievery (only actual government agencies may confiscate things. So, against the law for the RIAA)
    3) Impersonating the police (against the law)

    I wonder how long it takes for the RIAA to get fined (I'm talking about a *HUGE* fine), or even better: get marked as a terrorist organisation (which, I believe, it actually is).

    Over here in the Netherlands, I don't worry about such extreme actions. The law system is a *VERY* effective tool against such activities over here. You also can't sign away your rights. And facts can't be signed away too.

  266. Criminal vs. Civil by lorcha · · Score: 1

    The holding cell is for shoplifters. Theft is a criminal offense. Criminal prosecutions basically go:
    Arrest (or citizen's arrest, in the case of Macy's) -> jail -> arraignment -> bail (if allowed and you can post it) -> criminal trial by jury requiring proof by reasonable doubt

    Copyright infringement is generally a civil offense (I know it can be a criminal offense too, but these guys were not making citizen's arrests, i.e. holding someone 'till the real officers get there). Civil prosecutions basically go:
    Claim filed in court -> Defendant served with claim -> Both parties show up in court and duke it out in front of a judge and maybe a jury -> Judge enters judgement -> Winner then tries to collect

    The big difference is, like I said before, these RIAA thugs are not making citizen's arrests like macy's security guards are doing. If they were, they would have held this parking lot guy on the scene until the FBI got there. But, of course, the FBI was never gonna show up because even if the RIAA did call they FBI, which they didn't, this guy almost certainly didn't have enough "Jammin' to the 80's" CDs for the Feds to give a fuck. Really, their only recouse is going to be civil, and there are no arrests in civil cases.

    It'll be interesting to see what the LAPD has to say about these tactics.

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    1. Re:Criminal vs. Civil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large scale pirating, which is what those guys on the street (and some of the guys selling HK bootlegs on eBay) are in involved in, is always a criminal act, and in most cases it is a felony.

    2. Re:Criminal vs. Civil by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Large scale pirating, which is what those guys on the street (and some of the guys selling HK bootlegs on eBay) are in involved in, is always a criminal act, and in most cases it is a felony.

      Some guy making a few extra bucks selling bootleg CDs from a parking lot isn't committing "large scale pirating", dumbass. The guys he gets the CDs from, maybe, but not some poor slob parking attendant. Get a clue, fuckwit.

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  267. What next? by frogg320 · · Score: 1

    I agree that the RIAA should not be allowed to push around a bunch of misinformed citizens just trying to make a couple bucks under the false pretense of authority. I think we should get a bunch of ex-marines or something, dress them up as street vendors, and go get those bootleg CD's back! ...and then hide them before the RIAA sends godzilla (dressed as a cop) after us, I guess?

  268. Hmm what's to stop me by Grimster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    from getting an 'official looking' jacket with RIAA on it, an "id" and busting a street vendor myself and scoring some free cd's? Well what's to stop me other than the fact I'm a lazy git.

    Last I checked "impersonating an RIAA employee" is not illegal or breaking any law I'm aware of, and if they give you their stuff voluntarily it's not stealing.

    It'd be FUNNY as heck to hear of fake RIAA agents busting vendors like this...

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    1. Re:Hmm what's to stop me by taustin · · Score: 1

      Actually, what you propose would be fraud, and extortion.

      Which would be less serious crimes than impersonating a police officer, fraud, and extortion, which may well be what the RIAA is doing.

      I'd love to be around when they tried it. California has some pretty draconian laws regarding the making of a citizen's arrest.

    2. Re:Hmm what's to stop me by frogg320 · · Score: 1

      But think of the poor street vendors! We should pretend to be burly offical types (but clearly, not cops! that's illegal! Nobody honest would do that!)...and bully the RIAA to give them back!

    3. Re:Hmm what's to stop me by Grimster · · Score: 1

      I guess this would be just like any other grift. You tell someone a cock&bull story and if they buy it you end up with their "stuff" in this case pirated(?) cd's where a good con nets you money usually.

      At the same time, the RIAA has gotta be bordering on breakng some laws here too (if not well across the border). When Microsoft goes in guns blazing for license violations they bring search warrants and sheriff's deputies from the accounts I've read. I don't see mention of either here.

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    4. Re:Hmm what's to stop me by jtnishi · · Score: 1

      Well, one would hope a sense of fair play, something that the RIAA guys DON'T have.

    5. Re:Hmm what's to stop me by Grimster · · Score: 1

      Fair play aside, the fear of being handed a big can of whoop ass by some pissed off vendor would be a deterrant to me, oh and the fact I'm just too lazy to get off the computer or off the couch long enough to do something so energetic. What morals doesn't cover, pure laziness will make up for!

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  269. Shame by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    I was real close to buying a double set of Aretha Franklin and the latest Outkast album, and letting my ban on buying RIAA albums slip. Glad to get a reminder and put me back on the straight and narrow.

    Maybe I'll go and get some more classical music from Naxos instead.

  270. Spotlight Combat by sPaKr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is a very easy way to stop this. We need to relize that the RIAA-police force are just a bunch of hired private thugs. That said they can not represent themselfs as police officers. So I suggest we start a spot light compaiegn. We should hangout where they work, and follow them as they do their job.. perfectly legal. Then we publicly and loudly heckle them as they attempt to raid, at the same time we inform the victums that they are victums and call the real police, say the victum belived these were some kind of police officers and file a report that leads to a complaint as impersonatinting an officer. Nothing stops unpopular vigilatism faster then a large public glare.

  271. Here is what they may be doing... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...and it is legal.

    I see many on here saying it is illegal for them to take the property of someone else. Not necessarily. My brother works with a very popular rock band. One of the other guys with them obtains -- I believe from a local judge in the city of the venue they are playing -- a legal order that allows the band to confiscate any unlicensed merchandise with the band's name or logo on it, as well as bootlegged CD's.

    My guess is the RIAA street team has a similar document or legal backing to do the same thing. /don't shoot the messenger

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    1. Re:Here is what they may be doing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yep, there's always an option of citizen arrest, if someone does prefer to deal with the real police. I'd imagine few of the mentioned individuals do.

    2. Re:Here is what they may be doing... by BanjoBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, right. No due process of law to confiscate another person's property. No judicial review. No warrant. Just a hunch. And...Maybe the property isn't illegal but take it anyway.

      I thought we had a Constitution in this country that prohibits such things. I think I read something called Article IV that said something like, "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

      I guess the RIAA SWAT Team hasn't read that yet.

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    3. Re:Here is what they may be doing... by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

      That's a really good point.

      Here in my home town, we have this annual summer event downtown, and the organization that runs it is granted police powers for the duration of the event within the event's boundaries.

      The people from this organization will go up to, say, a local business owner and demand that merchandise on display on the sidewalk be moved inside, or that a band playing inside an establishment stop playing immediately, and the management of that business is compelled by law to comply.

      If the owner doesn't comply, the organization representative will summon a couple of city cops.

      Naturally, this has sparked a lot of resentment and hostility between the event organizers and local business owners. Editorials in local publications get pretty heated.

      Perhaps the RIAA goon squad has some special deputation from the city. After all, how hard would it be for an organization that represents multi-billion-dollar companies to convince a municipal government to allow its goons to enter impoverished neighborhoods and harass a handful of disadvantaged Latinos? I think a little election campaign money, maybe ten thousand bucks, would do the trick.

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  272. What next? Prisons? by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    What next? Makeshift prisons where bootleggers are strapped down and forced to listen to Barry Manilow for hours on end?

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  273. Good list... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    A case for each of these could easily be made, and would stand up in court.

    Obviously, this pyros guy works for the RIAA, or just likes goons or something.

    If anyone else did this, The above list is what we would be facing at the inevitable session with the Judge.

    Without 'Probable Cause', even the police couldn't do this.

    They would have to bust you for selling without a liscense, or some such BS, so that they could confiscate your property, and THEN they would have the right to investigate whether or not your property you were selling was infringing on someones copyright.
    Hell, wal-mart sells DVD's for 5 bucks. They cant reasonably assume that yours are 'stolen' unless they have someone complaining thet you stole from them, or they can see, with their own eyes, evidence of such.

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  274. I VOLUNTEER by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    Now how to I find them? That is an awesome idea.

    1. Re:I VOLUNTEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now how to I find them? That is an awesome idea.

      Buy some really cheap, really lousy CDs; set up a table; they'll find you.

  275. Thank you, Mr. Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Thanks to Mr. Bush, due process is essentially thrown out the window. All the RIAA has to say is these street-vendors are domestic terrorists, and the RIAA are defending the security of the good old U.S. of A.

    This is what happens when we have an administration that shreds our constitution. Corporations are the rule of the land in all but words.

  276. Jake & Elwood by dahamsta · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Are you with the police?"

    "No ma'am, we're musicians."

  277. Re:Read The Law Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A person is justified in threatening or using both physical force and deadly physical force against another if [that] is immediately necessary to prevent the other's commission of . . . sexual conduct with a minor

    Whoa. You mean that if you catch your 17-year old daughter in bed with her 17-year-old boyfriend, you have a legal right to put a bullet in the guy's head?!

    That's... well, it seems a little extreme.

  278. Your post has done the impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you should stand up and salute.

    Because nothing you say in your post is correct.

    I looked it through a 2nd, 3rd and 4th time... and sure enough, it misses the point like a british mars probe.

  279. Here's an interesting topic by mog007 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Some /.ers agree that downloading music online is not theft, but copyright infringement.

    Some /.ers also agree that the RIAA's confiscation of pirated CDs from this method is not theft, but blackmail or extortion.

    So according to the RIAA the people at home downloading 200 mp3s off of Kazaa are bad people, but they're not bad people because they're not stealing, they're "asking nicely"?

  280. What's interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The police don't have the right to *confiscate* anything; they have the right to impound, but to confiscate, particularly in this case, the RIAA would have to bring suit against the guy and prove the stuff was no legitimate.

    I'm hoping one of these guys has a baseball bat or gun and blows them away. That would be the coolest christmas present the RIAA ever gave the general public, because it would be the last push to the downfall of the RIAA members.

    Its only gonna get better.

  281. Isnt it illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it illagel to impersonate a government representative or to imply that you are one?

    Isn't it time that you yanks used your second amendment rights and overthrew the piece of shit government you got now before you totally end up in a dictatorship?

  282. Be warned, this is hearsay... by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    I was told by a fellow band member that a local club owner was approached by a man with a briefcase claiming to be from the RIAA or some related organization, and that he visited them to deliver a warning which amounted to... If you guys book bands with cover songs, I'm here to tell you that there will be legal action involved. We questioned other club owners in the area, and they either deny or have no knowledge of any such threats. It was only this one place that this occurred. At first I thought it was a bogus story, but this kind of makes me wonder now.

  283. You're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "These two things are hardly comparable."

    You're right! Someone cutting off your wife may kill her. Accidentally, but nonetheless, she may be killed.

    By contrast, someone stealing your car is only costing you money.

    What you seem to be saying is that if you fuck with your property, you'll kill them. But if they try to kill your wife, you'll help them. Probably give them a wave.

    Your wife is glowing with pride at this moment knowing that your SUV is safe, but she is not.

  284. Don't forget suprnova by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    http://suprnova.org has full length movies (as well as software, music, etc.) available via BitTorrent. Highly recommended if you have a fast connection.

    1. Re:Don't forget suprnova by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      much thanks to both for info and links. will investigate all alternatives.

      -AC

  285. Hey Junior... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "After all, if after a small amount of time, the police have the right to sell/auction off the item"

    That's why you have insurance.

    And if you can't afford enough insurance to cover your loss then you have no business owning the car/truck in the first place.

  286. Wow, can Anybody do this? by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The process of confiscating bootleg CDs from street vendors is exactly what the RIAA should be doing," said Jason Schultz, a staff attorney for the San Francisco-based Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).

    Jason, excuse me but are you fucking nuts??? Civilians should confiscate property because they think it's illegal, not call the cops and report it stolen, but just take it? And you are an actual attorney?????

    I believe that's my big-screen TV you've got there in your living room, Jason. I'll be right over to pick it up.

    1. Re:Wow, can Anybody do this? by afree87 · · Score: 1

      He wants to see the RIAA get in trouble, obviously. You want to barge into people's homes and break stuff? You have my blessings, RIAA!

    2. Re:Wow, can Anybody do this? by ir0b0t · · Score: 1

      I had that thought too. Roaming the streets for pirated cd's seems like a breach of the peace waiting to happen. It reminds me of landlords who evict tenants by changing the locks. Its demented.

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  287. You say "Hey" a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice you start all your sentences with "hey".

    As to the rest of your drivel, only a person with low self-esteem threatens people because they wandered onto their property.

    I own about 40 acres here in the mid-atlantic; if I shot everybody who wandered onto the property, I'd rival Saddam Hussein.

    But I laugh...people get lost and accidentally wander on all the time. Sometimes kids to get drunk, other times young lovers to screw. Other times guys who hunt.

    What is so special about you that you get to shoot everybody?

  288. Distraction by dv8ed · · Score: 1

    But, you see, after this gets shut down for any one of a number of legal problems, they can claim that they tried to go after the street vendors but the law wouldn't let them. Guess there's nothing left for them to do but shut down P2P or pass a law that forces the government to take care of their problems.

  289. Venor's Next step . . . by glass_window · · Score: 1

    They will be selling the CDs/DVDs/etc. encrypted

  290. All it will take by qtp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is a few people selling CDs from non-RIAA bands, public domain stuff, and legitimately purchased recordings.

    I'm sure these rent-a-cops won't know the difference and a couple of well-publicised lawsuits for false arrest, impersonating a police officer, rackateering, and harrassment/intimidation will very quickly turn the public opinion against the recording companies.

    There is no right to take the law into your own hands, no matter how deep your pockets are, and these assh*les need a lesson.

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  291. I would not give the RIAA People any of my bootleg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously , would they have the Legal means to
    arrest me or confiscate my goods?

  292. The only question left is... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    ...where can I get one of those jackets?

  293. Re:RIAA: Hi, I'm from the RIAA enforcement divisio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This RIAA idiocy has the makings of a great Troops-esque spoof.

    Bad Boys Bad Boys
    Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you

    "RIAA is filmed on location with the men and women of intellectual property enforcement. All suspects are considered guilty until proven innocent in a court of law."

  294. I have a thought... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why don't some of us get some official-looking jackets made up that say RICO. Then we can go up to the goons in the RIAA jackets, take their jackets, and tell them next time we find them doing the dirty work for a corrupt enterprise, we'll lock their asses up for a good long time.

    Oh yeah, and we'll have them sign things saying that they volunteered to have their jackets taken away and threatened.

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  295. WKRP phone cops! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Anyone old enough to remember WKRP? The episode in question was when there was a bomb threat, and the DJ's went to the transmitter building. There, Johnnie Fever smashed a phone to pieces when he couldn't reach his bookie. Unknown to him or Venus Flytrap, there was a bomb hidden in the toolbox he used to smash the phone with. Later, Johnnie (in his drug induced paranonia)heard all the sirens, and said, it's the phone cops! Flytrap says what? You know, the phone police, they are here to bust me because I smashed the phones. Flytrap: are you nuts? Fever: Oh come on Venus, the phone company knows everything. Sounds like the RIAA is now the new "phone cops" LOL

  296. SoCal geeks: UNITE and FIGHT them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Any Slashdotters live in SoCal and fluent in Spanish?

    Print up a leaflet in Spanish and English that explains at length that these RIAA thugs are not real law enforcement officials and their threats can be safely ignored.

    Stop by Kinko's and spend a few bucks on a hundred copies or so. Pass short stacks to a few to your friends, and you all give one to any sidewalk CD/DVD vendors you happen upon.

    <gijoe>Now they know. And knowing is half the battle!</gijoe>

    1. Re:SoCal geeks: UNITE and FIGHT them! by eclectro · · Score: 1

      While on the surface this may seem like a good idea, the sinister truth of the matter is that it would be better if the street vendors played along.

      If the RIAA can haul a twelve year old girl to court, sue a grandmother, and take away a college student's life savings, they could do the same to a street vendor.

      I imagine the first street vendor that doesn't play along, the RIAA will sue the pants off and haul into court merely to make an example of them. If enough street vendors resist, the RIAA will simply use their bottomless money supply and haul more street vendors into court until the vast majority of street vendors "gets it." This is the RIAA's modus operandi.

      You hear about street vendors who occasionally get in trouble for selling fake Rolex watches, fake Gucci handbags, and other fake designer goods. Why should music/dvd's be exempt?

      Don't get me wrong, the RIAA's practice here is not only misleading, but it's abhorrable. What is so distasteful is the fact that the RIAA is pretending to be a police force, when they have been granted no such powers, and are using these tactics to intimidate street vendors. Intimidation - more modus operandi.

      All I am saying, that for the sake of expediency, it's better to hand over the handful of bootleg CDs/DVDs the street vendor has.

      A street vendor eeks out a living as it is, without having to worry about a lawyer bill.

      If geeks really wanted to takedown the RIAA for pulling this stunt, there are ways. But I'm not going to post here where they are going to read it.

      As long as there is a demand for illegal goods (whether they are handbags or music) they will continue to be produced. I doubt that these RIAA tactics will change that. The street vendors will just move on and sell somewhere else. The number of fake Rolex watches available on many a street corner attests to that.

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  297. anyone know... by OverclockedMind · · Score: 0

    what the jacket looks like? I want to dupe it and add an insult or something

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  298. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used up all my points yesterday.

  299. total crap. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They can legally do anything the original copyright holder could do

    And that's about nothing. If they manage to prove that the material was both infringing and unauthorized they might be able to take the vendor to court and then do something violent to the vendor's bank account.

    What they did was pretend to be policemen because the above would not work. They dressed like policemen and they hired former policemen who knew how to play the part. In fact, it would be hard for a policeman to act like anything but a policeman, and one joyfully liberated from all normal lawful restraint. That's against the law and the way they acted might have violated the law even if they were really policemen. Let's look:

    "A large percentage [of the vendors] are of a Hispanic nature," Langley said. "Today he's Jose Rodriguez, tomorrow he's Raul something or other, and tomorrow after that he's something else. These people change their identity all the time. A picture's worth a thousand words."

    Hmmm, bigots too, sounds like arbitrary enforment based on race. Bzzzzt.

    "We notify them that continued sale would be a violation of civil and criminal codes. If they'd like to voluntarily turn the product over to us, we'll destroy it, and we agree we won't sue," he explained.

    Extortion, theft, destruction of evidence, a real policeman would be put under the jail for that.

    This is strong arm bullshit. What are they going to do to those who refuse to co-operate? How many pictures are they going to take before they start to feel silly and start breaking legs. They are out there in their silly jackets because they know they can't sue these vendors in any cost effective way. They can't find the factories so they have targeted the visable outlet. It's a waste of their time unless they start breaking some heads. We now see the RIAA for what they are: Thugs.

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  300. Re:Read The Law Please by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    If you can shoot the guy stealing your car, you can shoot out your tire, rendering the car undrivable. Yes, you have just damaged your property, but destroying a $40-250 tire is preferable to taking a human life, even if they are scum. Once you have shot out the tire and they have to get out of the car and walk, if you can get them to attack you, THEN you can shoot their punk ass.

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  301. wake up by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    These are human employees. These are people with families. I'm talking about the individuals on both ends of a gun blowing 'away'.

    So you think people should die over a pirated copy of Bad Santa? You think someone should go to prison for the rest of her life over the resisting of strong-armed anti-piracy campaigns? Ridiculous.

    Yes, these thugs should face resistance. They should have a bucket of human feces dumped upon their shoes. They should be spat upon. The garden hose should be turned on them. Like telemarketers, they should be made to understand that their paycheck comes at a cost approaching the discomfort they are inflicting on others. But they shouldn't be killed. Nobody should be killed over their job. Jobs suck and most of us have to endure them.

    We do have the freedom in this economy, though, to choose our job.
  302. Very COOL! by evilviper · · Score: 1

    They aren't cops, treat them like you would any idiot on the street who's trying to pull this crap.

    I just can't WAIT to kick one of their asses as they try to steal my property.

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  303. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool, now we know who to target when we do a drive-by shooting!

  304. What if the Pirate was a drug dealer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the fricking pirate was breaking the law.
    If it had been a crack dealer out on the corner and some citizen had the nuts to go out and corral the guy till the cops got there he'd be a hero.
    People should either support the laws or fight vigilantly to have them repealed. Simply opting to violate the laws you don't like, and then whine about them when you get caught is pathetic.
    I support anyone who lawfully assists in the enforcement of our laws.
    Any putz who practices vigilantism should be prosucuted to the full extent of the law.

  305. Interesting... by Azureash · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm not sure who I'd like to punch in the throat more - the Microsoft butterflies, or the guys with RIAA on their jackets...

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  306. If the IAA was a law-enforcement organization by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    These actions would be legitimate. I am all for busting the sellers of counterfit and pirated CD's and DVD's. It is good for competition and for legitimate businesses (such as rentals).

    For example, here in Indonesia, the gov't recently began a crackdown of this nature against pirated CD's and DVD's, containing music, movies, or software. This has resulted in:

    1: Many more video rentals available.
    2: Many businesses moving to Linux because it is now cheaper than Windows, and piracy is not considered viable any longer.

    However, the RIAA is not a law enforcement entity, and as such, they have no right to this (I don't see any evidence of obtaining search warrants, for example). Doing so probably violates a constitutional right or 2.

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  307. this has happened before by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Sounds like something Thomas Edison did.

  308. just shoot them, it's self defense by iamhassi · · Score: 1
    How are they allowed to do this? If I wrote a program and someone was selling boot-legged copies on the street, I couldn't break up their stand and force them to hand over the copies, least not legally. That's vigilante justice. Heck even if someone stole my belongs and I found out where the criminal lives I couldn't legally smash down his door and take back my items. Only the police can do that.

    So here's what you do: if guys wearing RIAA coats threaten you with violence pull out your gun and blow out their brains. When you're arrested explain to the judge you were in fear of your life and were simply protecting yourself.

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    1. Re:just shoot them, it's self defense by EllF · · Score: 1
      Questionable advice, if you meant it sincerely. The law often looks at the scale of the response made in proportion to the threat of violence; someone threatening to hurt you is rarely sufficient cause to kill them. As a martial artist, I am acutely aware that I am rarely allowed to respond with deadly force to an assault -- the presumption made by the courts is that my training puts -more- burden on me to not overreact and take a life unless mine is in extraordinarily grave danger, because I presumably can scale my response with greater precision than the average individual.

      What the RIAA is doing sucks, I agree, but we don't really want to start acting out John Wayne fantasies over filesharing, both for legal and ethical reasons.

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  309. Re:Read The Law Please by nmos · · Score: 1

    If you can shoot the guy stealing your car, you can shoot out your tire, rendering the car undrivable.

    And watch them sue you because you caused them to run into a tree.

  310. "Badges?!" by rc5-ray · · Score: 1

    "We don't need no steenkin' badges!"

  311. Merge with the ATF!! by restive · · Score: 1

    With this type of rogue behavior, they should merge with the ATF and become Firearms, Alcohol, Recording, and Tobacco (FART)!

  312. Ummmm..... by BigLinuxGuy · · Score: 1

    Since when did the RIAA have anything remotely resembling police authority?

    Are they attempting to make citizens' arrests?

    Are they taking legitimate legal authorities with them?

    Isn't this called vigilantism? Worse, isn't this sort of action also called extortion? If the guys are ex-cops, then they have no legal power to do anything and making threats was illegal the last time I looked.

    Hello?!?!???!?! Since when does one illegal action justify another one?

  313. RIAA Vigilantes Target Minorities by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I can't wait for the first time we see one of these "busts" go bad. I'd love to see the fallout for the RIAA when some grainy video shows up on CNN showing RIAA thugs kicking the crap out of someone for selling bootleg Tupac CDs. I'm going to have a fscking blast watching Jesse Jackson rip them a new one.

  314. Re:RIAA prob doesn't represent artists confiscated by nmos · · Score: 1

    In addition, this assumes that these were illegal copies. It's not illegal to sell CDs.

  315. The British version's still chasing companies by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    The British Phonographic Industry is apparently investigating whether Amazon.com is breaking UK law by importing music from outside Europe.

  316. OMG IT IS ALL DUBYA'S FAULT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut up and find some new material

  317. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is actually not a bad idea.

  318. What is copyright infingement? by Bl33d4merican · · Score: 1

    My question is this: Are you infringing on a copyright holder's rights if the material you are reproducing is not purchasable or very easily accessible? Such would likely be the case with "Como Te Extrano Vol. IV -- Musica de los 70's y 80's" which the suspect (or victim, in my opinion) was reported to be selling. I doubt very much I could go to my local Best Buy and purchase such a title. Would you be harming the company producing such records, since they would never have produced enough of the CDs to meet the demand which you are meeting, or been able to market them where you are selling them? I think copyright infringement needs to be more clearly defined. Once information has entered the public domain, the public does have a right to it. If the company which made that information available cannot keep doing so, this task falls to citizens. Such would also apply to old NES ROMS, Atari games, and the like.

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  319. RIAA as terrorist orginization..... by m0ng0l · · Score: 1

    Think the US government would send in the Marines to capture the head of the terrorist orginization? Just imagine the look on the face of the secretary to the president of the RIAA when the Marines bust through the front door? And yes, I do support our military (USA), and my younger brother is a jarhead about to go *back* to Iraq. Jason A.

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  320. stolen property changing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this like that story about the guy that buys drugs and takes them to the police to prove his point about the neighborhood drug problem - and gets arrested for posession?
    Take my bootlegs... in NYC, criminal busts *you*.

  321. Ummm... by iceT · · Score: 1

    When did the RIAA become a law enforcement agency where they can 'bust' and 'hassle' people?

    I thought that was called "Vigilanteism"?

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  322. Street scams in London by annisette · · Score: 1

    I watched a show about bogus product street sales o the London streets mostly perfume, cosmetics. The vendors had lookouts and if the police got close in plaincloths there were enough "helpers" ot create a scene and usually the main guy got away. The tactics used here will change on both sides as it goes on and on. The post who brough up the minority and illegal immigrant harrasment has more than scratched the surface of a main cause for this illegal action(I believe). what amazes me is there wanting to go after organized crime, by forming gangs and putting the shit to one street vendor at a time, I mean think about it, a behind the scenes hornets nest if you ask me. I may not be the first to say this so credit to who ever did (if it is me I will take it) But if a person(s) wants to go out and find trouble chances are they will.

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  323. Re:Someone had to say it... by togofspookware · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As soon as I start up XMMS, it crashes and no more writing to /dev/dsp for me!

    I don't think Linux likes my soundcard, is all :(

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  324. Oh. by Cycline3 · · Score: 1

    This will start to make a lot more sense when someone busts a cap in these rain jacket clad mall rejects. I can hear them say, "stop, you're arrested!" Fire away... the people who make the laws are as out of touch with the community at large as is humanly possible. Someone will have to get shot dead before any sanity comes to this. Yeah, it is illegal... but some would argue for a reason and even if there is no reason, criminals shoot cops. This is a job I'd personally pass over.

  325. Nah they made an offer they couldn't refuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder which way a vendor would decide?

  326. RIAA is taking a big risk here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    But if they leave people like Borrayo with the impression that they're actual law enforcement, that's a mistake.

    It's not only a mistake. Impersonating a police officer is a crime in most US jurisdictions, including California.

  327. Re:Time to get to work... SERIOUSLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing illegal about impersonating an "RIAA Officer". In fact, I'm sure they would appreciate all the voluntary vigilantism and subsequent PR that would bring.

  328. Got Drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing worse than drugs is music. Don't let your kids listen to music. And if you listen to music, watch out. Undercover cops will come and get you.

  329. Blues Brothers springs to mind by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    So, when these CD sellers get hassled by these RIAA clowns does it go this way:
    "Are you guys cops?"
    "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

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  330. Since some of them are ex cops... by sideshow · · Score: 1

    I think you will be one with the taped ass cheeks.

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  331. Reasons Not to Panic by knautilus316 · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, both the firearms they carry and their legal strategies both bear "Mattel" logos on them.

    ~Knautilus

  332. Re:Cool... *lol* You're funny! by Shardis · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. :) You're either a really shitty judge or just yet another /. poseur who doesn't have a clue.

    Ta!

  333. Strongarm robbery, et al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll tell ya what this shit is:

    1) Strongarm robbery if no weapons were used. If they were, then Armed robbery.

    2) Denial of due process, violation of numerous civil rights. If this isn't RIAA crap, and the discs were legal, then it's a violation of the vendor's first amendment right because he's expressing himself by selling some merchandise or having his little stand up (freedom of speech folks) IF he's blocking the public way, then the REAL cops can have him move, or get a permit, or something. Telling him to "beat it" is violating his right to freedom of assembly. Representing themselves as some sort of law enforcement by wearing uniforms which are similar in nature to those worn by real cops, which many of these uneducated vendors have probably seen on TV could lead such a person to reasonably assume that the RIAA thugs were actual cops - thus the RIAA thugs are acting as State Actors, and by taking the property of another without just compensation, they are violating the Fifth Amendment rights of the vendors.

    3) You can't take the law into your own hands. You can gather evidence which is publically available - so if they're doing this on the street, you can perform a "controlled buy" with money that has the serial #'s recorded, check out the merchandise, record the whole transaction. Then give the evidence to the cops, and have them file charges if the stuff being sold was stolen from somewhere. OR file civil charges against the vendor if it was just pirated. You can go before a judge and ask for an injunction and order of seizure/forfeiture. But you can't do it w/o judicial permission first - otherwise it's vigilantism.

    4) Saying that a large percentage of the vendors are Hispanic violates several federal, state, and local laws prohibiting discrimination due to race, color, etc. And just what is a large percentage anyway? 0.1% is significant...

    5) Taking pictures and personal information from people to use against them violates their Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination. And since these jokers aren't law enforcement, it probably violates numerous identity theft laws as well. Are they collecting social security #'s? If so, then it's a federal violation to do so (Social security act, privacy act).

    6) Given that every single one of the team members, and their bosses are ex-cops, they know, or should know that what they are doing is illegal. They should all be charged with numerous criminal acts and tossed in jail with people they arrested previously. The people employing them should be fined.

    7) When the mafia uses these tactics, it's called extortion and furtherance of a criminal enterprise. How the hell is this any different? If they've done this say more than 3 or 4 times, I'd say it's a conspiracy to skirt around existing laws and to start enforcing things how they think they should be enforced rather than what's lawful. Sounds like a couple of predicates for RICO violations to me.

    8) If they purported to be enforcing the rights of a RIAA member company, but didn't actually have the rights to do so - because the vendor didn't have any members' crap for sale - then it's Fraud and deceptive practices as well.

    I for one just have to ask why there aren't any DA's busting these assholes. I for one would gladly pay $15.95 to get a legal DVD copy of the Cops episode where the RIAA thugs get arrested...

  334. Pissing off RIAA rent-a-fake-cops by cosyne · · Score: 1

    Possibly even more fun, round up a bunch of (legit) albums on ebay, used music store, whatever. Mabye scratch them up, or repackage them in cases which are clearly different from normal cases so they appear to the average rent-a-pig like pirate disks. Then go try to sell them on the street near RIAA headquarters, (with plenty of A/V recording gear hidden around). Be prepared to make their life difficult without doing anything illegal, so you can still sue the shit out of them later if they try anything. Fun, and profit!

  335. Now look here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your joking right?

    Surely SCO wouldn't...oh wait, this is the RIAA.

    Pardon my insolence

  336. A Real Key Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What has the RIAA's "War" against these music-stealing father-raping dogs resulted Lets see:
    War against drugs - better quality drugs
    War against terror - all we have is better and more effective terrorism.
    War against pirates - they tried to shut down Napster, but they really just increased traffic and filesharing. When they actually managed to shut it down, new file sharing programs sprung up: Gnutella, KaZaA, iMesh, WinMX, Audiogalaxy, iRC, DC, eDonkey, etc, etc! All they managed to do was increase the amount of music piracy, but also, increase movie, games and pr0n piracy! This may reduce the amount of *profit* mp3s/cd piracy/copying generates, but it won't reduce the amount of mp3 file-sharing, mp3 ripping, and it won't increase the income of artists (just look at what the guy was selling).

  337. You should not resell CDs from your garage by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    according to the RIAA

    1. Re:You should not resell CDs from your garage by tf23 · · Score: 1

      I will have to watch out for them at my next garage sale!! ;)

  338. Vigilantism? by haz-mat · · Score: 1

    Isn't this vigilantism? Isn't that a felony?

  339. Don't buy the following labels by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1



    The following labels are affiliated with the RIAA

    http://www.riaa.com/about/members/default.asp

    (I'd post, but I get the error that my message has too few characters per line)

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  340. Shadowrun by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
    It looks like the world of Shadowrun (and other cyberpunkish books) has arrived ahead of schedule. It won't be long before RIAA starts arming its thugs (you know, for self-defence from the evil pirates), and thus gets its own private army. It's a good deal for them -- they aren't bound by any kind of silly legal constraints, they can do whatever it takes to destroy the pirate scourge.

    Buy RIAA music, citizen. It is your duty. Cooperation will be rewarded, resistance will be punished. Have a nice day.

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  341. not seeing the illegality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see what the problem here is, legally. I don't know anything about court mandates that would allow them to do this, but even without one I can go up to anyone and ask them to sign something that states that they voluntarily hand over something or other to me.

    The only legal problems would occur if it could be shown that they actually claimed to be government employees (I really don't think "we're the recording industry police" counts, especially in light of the actual laws on it posted above) or that they forced the vendors to sign it, which would probably be easier to prove but hard nonetheless.

    Keep in mind, I think it's stupid, and probably not the best PR move, but I'm not seeing a real legal problem.

  342. What a boring crock of shit. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    If I don't see those RIAA rentacops busting the kneecaps of 7 year old kids, there is no justice in this world.

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  343. Re:Read The Law Please by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    Once you have shot out the tire and they have to get out of the car and walk

    First off, it's nearly impossible to shoot out a tire. A tire is a much smaller target than a human. Second, Even if you manage to shoot a tire, that's not going to instantly make the car undrivable. I've seen police chases where all four tires have been taken out by spike strips and the driver still drove for miles. Third, when you start shooting at/near someone, the situation is instantly escalated. Are you one of those dingbats who asks "why can't the cops just shoot someone in the arm or leg?" The answer is that the only way to prevent them from shooting back is to kill them. Also, it's hard enough to hit a human size target under stress; "aiming for a leg" pretty much guarantees you'll miss and he'll start shooting back. You might say "a car thief might not have a gun", but guess what? I don't care. If he doesm he's already shown that he doesn't respect my property, so I'm not going to take the chance that he might also not respect my life.

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  344. Freaking Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the state that brought you "Third World Elections.. aka Hangin' Chads", we are pleased to present the 3rd annual "Elian Gonzalez Award" for overly zealous law enforcement!

    Not since the creation of the topless beach in Miami did so many old has-beens, wanna-bes, and never-will-be's have reason to travel to Florida!

  345. What I'd like to see happen by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    These RIAA bastards are hassling vendors who don't even speak English. From the article, the guy was "speaking through an interpreter . . . " Why? Simple. Legally, if they approached you, you could politely tell them to go "reproduce themselves" and they'd have to. If they laid a hand on you, you could sue them for damages under a number of legal theories (false arrest, false imprisonment, etc.) And they know it.

    This shows how desperate the RIAA has become. They're really going out on a libm here and exposing themselves to liability.

  346. RIAA the Game by TPFH · · Score: 1

    This is even more funny because I was just reading an article about Grand Theft Auto.

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  347. Appropriate Response by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > I don't advocate shooting people except as a last resort, but if I catch some sob breaking into my car, stealing something off my property, or otherwise violating my person or property, we'll get that fixed immediately one way or another. If the thief (or whatever) wants to back down and act right nobody has to be hurt. If not he may leave wearing more holes than he came with.

    What about the grey areas? What happens if he doesn't back down, but fails to back down dangerously? Let me give you an example. You come out of the store to see a fellow leaning in the window of your car. You yell, and he stands up with your (briefcase/toolbox/laptop case) in his hand, and runs away at high speed (and let's assume that you can't give pursuit for whatever reason). Now what? If you shoot him, you can't possibly reasonably argue that he posed an imminent threat to your life or limb, and you've reduced it to killing someone for petty theft (and endangering life and property in your line of fire across the parking lot). See, the idea of "defending your property" is far too black-and-white for most people, and it's situations like this one that lead me to believe that the limitation on the use of deadly force is necessary because too many people seem to think that any level of force they can muster is reasonable for any situation they encounter. My example of shooting someone in traffic is hyperbole, but it also demonstrates an excessive response to a real-world situation.

    Virg

  348. I Can See The Headlines Now ! by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    date line new york.

    yesterday, at 8:39 a.m. on a busy street corner at 110th street and broadway a 'sting' operation called 'cd freedom' went down badly for the ria**2 legal team, and one mr. don 'no-problem' diego, a small time peddler of recorded cd's.

    the 'cd freedom' team approached mr. diego's cd stand and demanded proof of ownership of the poorly duplicated cd's. mr. diego asked if the ria**2 team had a search warrent. a spokes man for the the team said, "we don't need no stinking warrent".

    what happened next during the panic and confusion was shocking, if you don't live in new york. the 'sting' team began putting the pirated cd's in a glad 'evidence' trash bag. mr. diego screamed, "pay for the cd's or else!". the ria**2 team began smiling, and laughing. that's when mr. diego pulled out two 9mm glacks's and began shooting at the ria**2 team; between the legs.

    all 5 team members suffered superfical wounds in their reproductive areas. mr. diego was interviewed later that afternoon by a local patrolman, officer o'cooner. the patrolman said that mr. diego was given a misdimeaner ticket for carrying a loaded hand gun in city limits, and a sturn warning.

    when reporters interviewed mr. diego, all he kept saying was, "i couldn't take it, this was the third time in the last two weeks that someone had stollen his cd's of his rap band 'ny-kenya rap'. just something inside me snapped, i had to defend myself and my stuff, man.

    and in a related news story:

    the history channel will begin its two week mini series, "the rise and fall of the third reich"