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  1. Re:And I'm your Bi-Polar Opposite on Have You Changed Your Opinion On eBook Readers? · · Score: 1

    Other days I just don't see the point. I mean why even bother reading ANYTHING? We're all just going to die eventually anyway.

    I think you answered your own question there. :)

  2. Sure on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 0

    Everybody thinks it's just ducky until they get the bill.

  3. Re:usenet spam from gmail accounts on Is Google Neglecting Blogger? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that was like eight or nine years ago.

    September 1993. Forever and ever.

  4. Re:Al Gore? on Spam Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coincidentally, it's also the 30th anniversary of that joke. :P

  5. Re:Can't wait to see... on The DIY Tank · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone driving one of these and talking on a cell phone.

    Myself, I can't wait to be driving one of these and see someone else talking on a cell phone. ;)

  6. Re:violation of the 18th Amendment on RIAA Wants $1.5 Million Per CD Copied · · Score: 1

    I know it's fashionable (and fascistic) for the US government to ignore portions of, or even outright contradict the Constitution, but wouldn't a $1.5 mil fine be grossly disproportionate to the actual cost of infringing 10 songs on a CD? Do the words of the 18th Amendment even apply here?

    Probably not, but a $1.5 million fine per CD is as stupid an idea as what the 18th Amendment instituted.

  7. Re:The Galileo Myth on Pope Cancels Speech After Scientists Protest · · Score: 1

    The story of Galileo is a tad more complicated than the simplistic version we're used to. I'm no Roman Catholic, but this meme needs to be corrected.

    The story of Jesus is a tad more complicated than the simplistic version we're used to. I'm no Roman Catholic, but this meme needs to be corrected. ;)

  8. Re:Nice, but. . . on Using Google Earth to Find Ancient Cities · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're working on it, but haven't been able to get the camera cars up to the requisite 88 mph.

  9. Re:Hmm. on Boeing 12,000lb Chemical Laser Set to Fry Targets · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Nope your not. I hate them with a passion."

    quoth Lord Apathy. ;)

  10. Re:Metric time? on Vote To Eliminate Leap Seconds · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The French tried Decimal time (aka French Revolutionary Time) for a while, although of course the Chinese invented it.

    Decimal time always reminds me of the scene in Metropolis with two clocks on the office wall -- a 24-hour clock and a 10-hour clock (the length of the workers' shifts).

  11. Re:Martin Short... on A Panoramic View of Your Insides · · Score: 1

    Martin Short has generously offered to pilot the device.

    And Stephen Boyd punches Martin Short in the nose.

  12. Re:Good grief on Man Hacks 911 System, Sends SWAT on Bogus Raid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only because american cops are dumb hicks who think that it's okay to shoot people while they're working

    Well, you can't really expect them to go around shooting people on their days off, can you?

  13. Re:..with a telescope _AS BIG AS the EARTH" ? on Orion Nebula Gets New Milepost Marker, Now Closer · · Score: 1

    Stupid machine. Oh, wait a minute -- this isn't the Interferometer, it's the Telescope Exaggerator!

    Mm-hi.

  14. Re:Obi Wan on The Dark Side of Iapetus · · Score: 1

    on further thought, where is that thing pointed?

    Well, you know the Asteroid Belt...

  15. How quaint! on Super-Light Plastic As Strong as Steel · · Score: 4, Funny

    McCoy: You realize that by giving him the formula you're altering history.

    Scotty: Why? How do we know he didn't invent the thing?

  16. Re:So close on Missing Potential Earth-Busting Asteroid Found · · Score: 1

    If it comes that close again, we should land something on it.

    "Oh, man, check out that thing, man!"

    "What do you want to do with it?"

    "Let's launch over it!"

  17. newton on Newton II - Does The Rumor Have Legs This Time? · · Score: 0

    Would you buy if the Newton came back?

    May the force be with me.

  18. Re:Boston on MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport · · Score: 1

    So is there anything that Boston authorities WON'T mistake for a bomb?

    The 2007 Red Sox?

    Oh, wait... ;)

    (Dodger fan. I feel your pain.)

  19. Re:then make them out of plastic or such... on US Pennies To Be Worth Five Cents? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So you spend 3 years obsessively watching the ground for small metal bits and get $40 for your trouble.

    Whereas you could get a minimum wage-ish job for $8/hour, work 5 hours and quit, and get the same money (not counting taxes).

    Here's what you do:

    1. Have kids (complicated step, I know).
    2. When they can walk, brainwash them into watching for coins for you. They're closer to the ground, so it's easier.
    3. Tell them they get to keep 10 cents for every 1 dollar they give you.
    4. Tell them that it's better to get the 10 cents, since they get 10 things instead of 1 thing.

    Guesstimating wildly, by the time they're smart enough to realize the scam, say 9 years later, you'll make $120 per kid, minus $12 for their take.

    Of course, children cost thousands of dollars to raise, so you'll probably want to outsource this to third-world children. You could probably make a bundle on the currency exchange markets if you know what you're doing.

    So, to make it official:

    5. ...
    6. Profit!

  20. Re:Sprawl DOES makes you fatter on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure about the diet side of things. I do know that nutrition is not a science I wouldn't put much faith into it. What is believed to be healthy diet continually changes and often directly contradicts what we 'knew' a few years ago.

    If it didn't continually change and often directly contradict what we "knew" a few years ago, it wouldn't be a science.

  21. Re:Are you sure about that? on Google Working To Make 'iPod/iTunes for Books' · · Score: 1
    "Convert them into a obscure format..."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Audio_Coding

    Advanced Audio Coding (AAC) is a standardized, lossy digital audio compression scheme. It is a method of compressing audio files, such as WAV, AIFF or imported from a CD. ... AAC was developed with the cooperation and contributions of companies including Dolby, Fraunhofer (FhG), AT&T, Sony and Nokia, and was officially declared an international standard by the Moving Pictures Experts Group in April 1997.


    "...and then riddle them with DRM?"

    Fairplay: DeDRMS, PlayFair, QTFairUse, and Hymn

    Or just, you know, don't buy iTunes tracks and use your ripped MP3s instead. Or don't.
  22. Re:shot in versus on Lucas, Ford to Start Filming New Indiana Jones Film · · Score: 1

    *cough* *cough* *couch*

    That last one hurt, did it? ;)

  23. Harrumph on Oceans Empty By 2048? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds fishy to me.

  24. Re:I say we on Power Loader Halloween Costume From Aliens Movie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dust off and nike the website from orbit. It's the only way to just do it.

  25. Re:heh; actually on O'Reilly Lawyers Set Up Shop in the Patent Office · · Score: 1

    I need sleep. I only got 2 hours last night.

    That's why you're a geekoid instead of a geek -- real geeks don't sleep. ;D