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  1. Re:Skynet on Lockheed Snags $31 Million To Reinvent the Internet, Microsoft To Help · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Slashdot cliché trifecta is now complete.

    You must be new here.

  2. Re:Man, this is really really dumb on Inside the Windows 7 Launch Party Pack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many of us here on /. work in corp environments and as much as we detest marketing-droids, at the end of the day, we realize their usefulness on some level.

    Sure, they keep the horde of undead occupied while you escape via the parking garage or roof.

  3. Re:People who write in textbooks... on In Trial, Kindles Disappointing University Users · · Score: 1

    I'd love to have had some wimpy English major or some such where I didn't have colossal books to lug around all the time.

    Spoken as someone who never had to lug around the gigantor Norton Anthologies. :)

  4. Too much time on my hands on Carl Sagan Sings · · Score: 1

    "Someone with too much time on their hands..." quoth the Internet denizen with time enough for a Slashdot submission and a snarky comment.

    It's the people who *don't* do anything you should be complaining about.

  5. Re:ME on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think anyone willingly uses Windows ME for any useful task anymore.

    Were they ever able to? ;)

  6. Re:No problem on Feds May Soon Be Allowed To Use Cookies · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's not complaining about not having electricity. He's complaining about being forbidden from whacking sabertooths on the head unless he's using a newfangled club that shouts "I AM A CLUB!" while you wave it in the air and it shoots out orange and yellow flames.

    If he were asking for the Google Maps website to send him directions via telegraph, then he would be complaining about electricity.

    This post brought to you by the Mixed Metaphor Society: Keeping the Home Fires on Track since 1962.

  7. Re:Fundraising on The Speed Gamers Raise Over $26,000 For Charity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's just a good way to garner publicity, and in this case a gamer group is trying to get the attention of fellow gamers and geeks to donate for a cause. With the end result being more money for the charity, this is not a bad thing.

    As long as it's not "Beat babies with a stick for the indigent!" it's okay.

  8. Re:On a trip to Vegas. on One Fifth of World's Population Can't See Milky Way At Night · · Score: 1

    And then your friend said, "We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

  9. Re:Not too happy with my Kindle on Google Set To Tackle eBook Market · · Score: 1

    I was right at the part of my e-novel where it said: "And the killer's name was....(Low Battery) Unfortunately, I was sitting on the commode, and could not reach the AC adapter. :(

    So that's what the kids are calling it nowadays? ;)

  10. Re:This is like... on Google Set To Tackle eBook Market · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unless Google teams their ebooks with Apple on a new tablet.

    Then, watch out Amazon.

  11. Re:Sounds more like NASA on Russian Manned Space Vehicle May Land With Rockets · · Score: 1

    Bastard Operator To Hell

    Oh no! The Unprintable Expletive! You madman! What have you done??!!

  12. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing on He's a Mac, He's a PC, But We're Linux! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    why should i switch if there is ZERO incentive for me to use linux [...]

    the thought of giving more money to redmond makes me want to puke

    Well, it sounds like you have greater than zero incentive to me. Perhaps there are other reasons you will discover.

  13. Re:Steampunk on Cory Doctorow Calls Death To Music, Movies, Print · · Score: 1

    "Then why does steampunk still exist?"

    Boing Boing. It's the circle of life.

  14. Re:Left and right reversed? on Passwords From PHPBB Attack Analyzed · · Score: 1

    I'm a righty, but if I use a mouse at all it's on the left. Can't remember why I switched it up, but I think it might have been something I read about avoiding wrist strain after using the mouse on the right for years. Feels perfectly natural nowadays.

  15. Re:Plato on The Universe As Hologram · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you call that field which is practiced by the people we generally call "philosophers?"

    I think the current parlance is "food preparation technicians."

  16. Re:Okay... on The Universe As Hologram · · Score: 1
  17. Re:The nightmare continues. on Monty Python Banks On the Long Tail Via YouTube · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's people like you what cause unrest.

  18. Re:Australia? on As Seas Rise, Maldives Seek To Buy a New Homeland · · Score: 2, Funny

    either deadly venom or sharp teeth or is a koala ...which of course has both. ;)

  19. Re:Basic feature? on iTunes On OS X Finally Has Competition · · Score: 1

    Hell, just use mpg123.

    http://www.mpg123.de/

    Command line. Works on all platforms.

  20. Re:Here's An Idea: Link Your Summery to Wikpedia! on CueCat Patent Granted, Finally · · Score: 1

    And you call yourself a geek?

    Never mind that, they're apparently unable to search Wikipedia without assistance!

  21. Re:It's still some corporation that thinks they kn on MTV Launches Music Video Site · · Score: 1

    They play all three of those bands' videos on VH1 Classic's 120 Minutes show and others, so it's not like they don't have them lying around.

  22. Re:A bit O/T, but on Where's the "IronPerl" Project? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that qualifies as an UUOC.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(Unix)#Useless_use_of_cat

  23. Re:Not the first UAV wing.... or the last. on First All-Drone USAF Air Wing · · Score: 1

    You know, Airstrip 101 and all.

    Is that the province of Oceania with the worst thing in the world? ;)

  24. Re:Actually, I'd guess Civ 3 on Previously Uncontacted Amazon Tribe Photographed · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the original Civilization, as well, veteran spearmen, in a city on a mountain, with city walls, could often hold off battleships.

    Well, sure. Do you know how hard it is to get battleships up those tiny mountain passes? Not to mention the pack mules won't budge an inch after you load them up.

  25. Re:Transcript of Hubble Survey Team Findings on Hubble Survey Finds Half of the Missing Matter · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for them to find all the missing socks.

    Can't remember who pointed this out (Carlin or Steven Wright maybe?), but socks disappear in the dryer and turn into wire hangers in your closet.