User: turkeydance

better to burn out than it is to oxidize

On: Your Old CD Collection Is Dying

Kneel Old.

thank God and Greyhound he's gone

On: Zuckerberg's $100 Million Education Gift Solved Little

bottom line: it ain't a MONEY thang.

5-year-old allegations

On: 5-Year-Old Linux Kernel Bug Fixed

are demotions or dismissal. let alone actual proof. in a four-year administration.

well, not everybody

On: Why Mobile Wallets Are Doomed

is carrying around ALL their DEBITS and ALL their CREDITS in their pockets. i diversify with a mattress.

lucid ain't that hard.

On: Electric Stimulation Could Help You Control Your Dreams

we don't need no stinkin' current. essentially: wake up then go back to sleep, with instructions for Mylie Cyrus or your choice of avatars.

New Coke? (Coca-Cola)

On: Google Testing Gmail Redesign

Vista? Edsel? my name is Legion, for we are many.

that's a nice city you got there.

On: Milwaukee City Council Proposal Would Pave Way For Uber, Lyft

it would be a shame.......

20 years?

On: Take a Picture: Snapchat Settles With FTC Over "Dissapearing" Claims

OMG. that's like a really long time.

i liked to play Password

On: It's World Password Day: Change Your Passwords

Ludden was the best.

open for hope/change

On: Open Source Program To Give Voters More Active Role In Government

or not.

lazers

On: Computer Game Reveals 'Space-Time' Neurons In the Eye

gotta have 'em.

malice vs. incompetence fight!

On: Researchers Find Easy To Exploit Bugs In Traffic Control Systems

tonight's referee is ignorance.

Re:really, the first?

On: 13th Century Multiverse Theory Unearthed

Hindu handles this multiverse-thingie with nothing more than poetry. first?

well, that settles it

On: China Censors "The Big Bang Theory" and Other Streaming Shows

no China trip this year.

Re:Windows XP

On: Microsoft Issues Advisory For Internet Explorer Vulnerability

amazing. xp might be overlooked with by malware.

don't know don't care

On: How the FCC Plans To Save the Internet By Destroying It

to do more, i pay more. well, that's what my three brothers-in-law say.

Re:Frigid Brown Dwarf

On: Frigid Brown Dwarf Found Only 7.2 Light-Years Away

Google that without SafeSearch. ewwww.

sorry, i didn't get that

On: Why Speed-Reading Apps Don't Work

the first time i read it

dat's v'ger, man

On: Group Wants To Recover 36-Year-Old Historic Spacecraft From Deep Space

kain't y'all spel wurth spit?

is this kernel pron?

On: Band Releases Album As Linux Kernel Module

Linux lead me astray.

saw Sapphire on YouTube with Amos 'n Andy

On: How Apple's Billion Dollar Sapphire Bet Will Pay Off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E...

intentional back-door?

On: Intentional Backdoor In Consumer Routers Found

is this a pron site?

prosthetic human outperforms

On: $42,000 Prosthetic Hand Outperformed By $50 3D Printed Hand

49% of the population.

Re:Me and TurkeyDance

On: New 'Google' For the Dark Web Makes Buying Dope and Guns Easy

i accept your accolade to return yours.

the bugs in Starship Troopers diverted them

On: 3 Former Astronauts: Earth-Asteroid Collisions Are a Real But Preventable Danger

the references never die! everyone fights. no one quits.