User: turkeydance

A New Hope

On: U2F Security Keys May Be the World's Best Hope Against Account Takeovers (arstechnica.com)

hope it works

There's only two things I hate in this world.

On: Dutch Market Regulator Bans T-Mobile's 'Free' Streaming Music Service (reuters.com)

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. some movie quote

XP FTW

On: Mozilla Will Support Firefox For XP and Vista Until At Least September 2017 (venturebeat.com)

long live the King

done IN China?

On: Bitcoin Circulation Hits Record High Of $14 Billion (theguardian.com)

or just FROM a Chinese address?

similar to a local recycler

On: Chicago Electronics Recycler Faked Tear-Downs, Sent Hazardous Waste To Overseas Landfills (arstechnica.com)

which had the county contract and recycled almost nothing but shipped it all away.

observation influences results

On: Scientists Blast Antimatter Atoms With a Laser For The First Time (npr.org)

atomically anyway

put porn "up on blocks"

On: South Carolina Bill Wants To Put Porn Blocks On New Computers (zdnet.com)

just like cars in the front yard.

7 works

On: Most Firefox Users Still Running Windows 7 (softpedia.com)

10 sometimes

Eye-Oh-Tee is the new

On: Ubuntu Survey Discovers 'Consumers Are Terrible' About Updating Their IoT Devices (ubuntu.com)

icebox. constant updating (reloading) by only one vendor with the foreboding obsolescence due to the neighbor's refrigerator.

robot law

On: The UN Will Consider Banning Killer Robots (hrw.org)

with robot lawyers.

proves that no wait staff wants to

On: Londoners Tests A Self-Driving Beer Tap And An AI-Assisted Brewery (gizmodo.co.uk)

serve the NO Tipping cheap beer drinkers. install the distraction dispenser far away from the most valuable bar "real estate".

"roads trigger the construction of further roads"

On: Researchers Find Roads Shatter the Earth's Surface Into 600,000 Fragments (phys.org)

they're alive, i tell ya.

Wiki-NPR

On: Wikipedia Exceeds Fundraising Target, But Continues Asking For More Money (theregister.co.uk)

or vice-versa

low bar

On: World Energy Hits a Turning Point: Solar That's Cheaper Than Wind (bloomberg.com)

Don't move that limbo bar, You'll be a limbo star, How low can you go?

it's always JavaScript

On: Malvertising Campaign Infects Your Router Instead of Your Browser (bleepingcomputer.com)

well, it seems that way.

it's a race for Gold

On: India Just Flew Past Us In the Race To E-Cash (backchannel.com)

in India, anyway

Zo, are you married already?

On: Microsoft Formally Introduces Zo, Its Latest AI-Powered Chatbot (windowscentral.com)

such a nice man. find a nice girl.

radiation was detected

On: Radiation From Fukushima Disaster Reaches Oregon Coast (nypost.com)

it may have "reached" earlier.

no

On: Slashdot Asks: Would You Like Early Access To Movies And Stop Going To Theatres?

early/late. wouldn't go anyway.

planned for AFTER hillary's election

On: Google Is Removing 'In the News' Section From Desktop Search After Criticism (businessinsider.com)

she won, right?

a Craig's List Satellite

On: Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Linux Laptop?

one that's 2 years old is 15% the cost of shiny new.

this is deplorable

On: The US Government Funds A War On Online Fake News (bangordailynews.com)

mixed in with the Streisand Effect

circling the city

On: Paris, Madrid, Athens, Mexico City Will Ban Diesel Vehicles By 2025 (bbc.com)

waiting for the kill

"could be pretty hand just as you try to squeeze"

On: Mercedes Unveils Digital Headlights That Project Street Signs, Markings Onto the Road Ahead (newatlas.com)

ah, romance

Re:He's right. (and has been for hundreds of years

On: Stephen Hawking: Automation and AI Is Going To Decimate Middle Class Jobs (businessinsider.com)

doesn't decimate mean loss of 10%