User: turkeydance

Re:Can we stop adding GATE to every scandal?

On: FBI Arrests Volkswagen Executive On Charges Related To Dieselgate (cnet.com)

who's this "we", Gordon?

two jobs

On: Ask Slashdot: What's The Best Job For This Recent CS Grad?

or more

if meritocracy over democracy

On: Interviews: Ask Red Hat CEO Jim Whitehurst A Question (redhat.com)

is his choice, who decides what is "merit"?

the EPF

On: Choked By Smog, Beijing Creates A New Environmental Police Force (csmonitor.com)

EPA was already taken

Casio F-91W

On: Ask Slashdot: What's The Most Useful 'Nerd Watch' Today?

http://gizmodo.com/5795554/peo...

a singular bully or several?

On: Ask Slashdot: How Would You Deal With A 'Gaslighting' Colleague?

you say "colleague" then say "bullies". if it's only one, please state so. if more, how many more?

the un-unlimited plan

On: T-Mobile Eliminates Cheaper Postpaid Plans, Sells 'Unlimited Data' Only (arstechnica.com)

until it's not.

Re:I did not hear ATT and TWC merged

On: AT&T and Time Warner Still Trying To Sidestep FCC Scrutiny of Merger (arstechnica.com)

TWAT-CT

take a lot of coal-burning

On: China To Plow $361 Billion Into Renewable Fuel By 2020 (indiatimes.com)

to build anything in China

if it's admitted that it's this bad

On: China Smog: Millions Start New Year Shrouded By Health Alerts and Travel Chaos (theguardian.com)

it's actually worse.

"It just turns you into a child"

On: Lucasfilm Creates A 4K Ultra-HD Restoration of the Original 'Star Wars' (4k.com)

if you were a child in 1977.

"insane growth"?

On: Google and Facebook Dominate The List of 2016's Top Ten Apps (betanews.com)

Smith&Wesson had over 132% in 2015, and Ruger did 75%. when a company performs, the valuation rises. it's not insane, it's expected.

those crazy Russians!

On: Creepy Site Claims To Reveal Torrenting Histories (iknowwhatyoudownload.com)

i used to blame it on my dog.

from Russia

On: How Russia Recruited Elite Hackers For Its Cyberwar (nypost.com)

with LAN

the ancient Assyrians tried this too

On: Apple Patent Hints At Magnetic Ear Hooks To Keep Future AirPods In Your Ears (digitaltrends.com)

well, without the magnets, and their slaves really liked it since they didn't have to have hooks in their lips.

the truth hurts

On: FBI and Homeland Security Detail Russian Hacking Campaign In New Report (theguardian.com)

meanwhile, the DNC is name-calling because that's all that's left to do.

Re:This is what happens when you cook the books

On: Toshiba Is 'Burning Cash At An Alarming Rate' (reuters.com)

predictions: suicide. it's the Japanese way.

"Congress shall make no law..."

On: Republicans Propose Bill To Impose Fines For Live-Streaming From House Floor (digitaltrends.com)

they could've stopped right there

Black Sunday

On: Amazon Patents Floating Airship Warehouse For Its Delivery Drones (techcrunch.com)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

scientists develop the one weird trick

On: Scientists Develop a Breathalyzer That Detects 17 Diseases With One Breath From a Patient (qz.com)

which delivers the clicks

your fake news is my religion

On: Czech Republic Sets Up Counter-Terrorism Unit To Counter Fake News Threat (cnn.com)

my fake news is your job

Dude

On: Nevada Website Bug Leaks Thousands of Medical Marijuana Dispensary Applications (zdnet.com)

don't do that. ok?

git off-a my lawn comment

On: Ask Slashdot: Is Computing As Cool and Fun As It Once Was?

computing, music, whatever was better back in the day.

Drones attack Drones

On: Amazon Patents System To Defend Drones Against Hackers, Jammers and Arrows (geekwire.com)

could be a cable show.

Re:REALLY?

On: Avatar-Style Manned Robot Takes First Steps In South Korea (valuewalk.com)

Bingo. sew up the movie rights. This Thing has Talent!