User: turkeydance

common practice

On: Spotify Is Burying Tracks From Musicians Who Give Exclusives To Apple and Tidal (bloomberg.com)

even ESPN "buries" sports for which they don't own the property rights, and "highlights" those they do.

respect my authoritah

On: British Companies Are Selling Advanced Spy Tech To Authoritarian Regimes (vice.com)

yeah, it's all o' 'em.

SpaceNet

On: Amazon, NVIDIA and The CIA Want To Teach AI To Watch Us From Space (technologyreview.com)

skynet, toe MAY toes, toe MAH toes, let's call the whole thing off

short Abbott

On: The Big Short: Security Flaws Fuel Bet Against St. Jude (securityledger.com)

Abbott to Acquire St Jude Medical http://media.sjm.com/newsroom/...

ok. which one of you kids messed with my phone?

On: Apple Patenting a Way To Collect Fingerprints, Photos of Thieves (appleinsider.com)

Timothy? you, again?

unlock your bank account

On: Italy Quake Rescuers Ask Locals To Unlock Their Wi-Fi (bbc.com)

might as well

007 was 1st

On: 'Octobot' Is The World's First Soft-Bodied Robot (sciencemag.org)

Octopussy

YouTube Go is next

On: YouTube Plans To Bring Photos, Polls, and Text To Its Video Service (venturebeat.com)

gotta go

well, at least the W10 update didn't do it

On: World's Largest Aircraft Crashes Its Second Flight (theverge.com)

or did it?

Latest W10 update breaks

On: Latest Windows 10 Update Breaks PowerShell (infoworld.com)

stuff

NASA quote low bids

On: NASA's Outsourced Computer People Are Even Worse Than You Might Expect (arstechnica.com)

It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract. Alan Shepard Read more at: http://www.brainyquote.com/quo...

did he win the Powerball or something?

On: Bill Gates's Net Worth Hits $90 Billion (bloomberg.com)

i should've bought a ticket

FBI looking for frequent users

On: Want To Hunt Bank Robbers? There's an App For That, Says The FBI (networkworld.com)

for specific situations. some criminals like to read about themselves.

stop updating completely

On: Microsoft Announces 'Cumulative' Updates Will Become Mandatory For Windows 7 and 8.1 (microsoft.com)

easy. thanks.

no job is safe, no future entirely secure

On: How the H-1B Visa Program Impacts America's Tech Workers (computerworld.com)

in other news....

is that a micro

On: Google Will Kill Chrome Apps For Windows, Mac, and Linux In Early 2018 (venturebeat.com)

or macro aggressive post?

forget about self-driving cars

On: RealDoll CEO Aims To Make Its Sex Dolls Love You Back Via AI App (mirror.co.uk)

i'm not leaving the house.

it was a "social promotion"

On: Twitter Has Suspended 235,000 Accounts Since February For Promoting Terrorism (theverge.com)

not really

largest aircraft target

On: World's Largest Aircraft Completes Its First Flight (cnn.com)

"hey, y'all! watch this!"

"tickled"?

On: NSA Worried About Implications of Leaked Toolkits (businessinsider.com)

that's just code

Boom, indeed

On: Malware That Fakes Bank Login Screens Found In Google Ads (fastcompany.com)

as the old movie said: the only winning move is not to play

Christmas tree in August

On: Audi's Traffic Light Information System Tells You When The Lights Are Going To Turn Green (pcworld.com)

just like the NHRA

$5K is just fine

On: Canadian Fined For Not Providing Border Agents Smartphone Password (www.cbc.ca)

for the fine. wink and a nod

used to charge for coding class

On: Billionaire Launches Free Code College in California (arstechnica.com)

now it's free. coding will be, too.

" first interstellar mission."

On: Astronomers To Announce Discovery of a Nearby 'Earth-Like' Planet (seeker.com)

ours or theirs?