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RealDoll CEO Aims To Make Its Sex Dolls Love You Back Via AI App (mirror.co.uk)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Mirror.co.uk: Matt McMullen, CEO of RealDoll, revealed the next step in making the high-end sex toys will be to give them artificial intelligence to replicate humans more closely than ever. "We are building an AI system which can either be connected to a robotic doll OR experienced in a VR environment," he revealed as part of an AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit. "I think it will allow for an option that never existed before, and for some, may represent a happiness they [users] never thought they could have. We are designing the AI to be fun and engaging, more than focusing on whether it can fool you into thinking it's a person," he said. He later added, when someone asked if dolls will ever love us back: "I hope that we can at least simulate that," McMullen responded. "That's the goal." In addition to AI and VR, Teledildonics are coming to the sex industry as well. "Teledildonics is technology for remote sex where tactile sensations are communicated over a data link between the participants -- with Siri, Alexa, Cortana and other AI software," reports Mirror.co.uk. The company is "putting the finishing touches" on its AI app, with plans to release it within the next six months. Oh, and it's also working on releasing a RealDoll with a robotic head by the end of 2017 to celebrate its 20th anniversary.

201 comments

  1. Hey Siri... by MouseR · · Score: 2

    ...I'm going to like this sirrigate.

    1. Re:Hey Siri... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      No love for Cortana? Or oh, oh, oh, oh-kayyyyy Google?

    2. Re:Hey Siri... by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      I can Sing the Body Electric?

    3. Re:Hey Siri... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like Electric Barbarella.

    4. Re:Hey Siri... by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      1001001

    5. Re:Hey Siri... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this summary made my day a little brighter.

      I just learned that teledildonics is a term used in a profession. I can't way to find a way to sneak it into a conversation.
      Presumably dildonics would be the electromechanic part of a non-remotely operated one.

    6. Re:Hey Siri... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I'm fairly sure the most searched term Cortana relayed was something along the lines "How the fuck do you turn that shit off?"

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    7. Re:Hey Siri... by bmxeroh · · Score: 1

      3 minutes ago I just brought this term up in the office. It's definitely my new favorite term and like you, I can't wait to slide it into a serious conversation.

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  2. All I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is will it make me a sandwich?

    1. Re:All I want to know by SpankiMonki · · Score: 2

      no, but it will tell you to take out the trash.

    2. Re:All I want to know by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny
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      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:All I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely a butterface, not that a real woman with her face removed would look any better. It's brown bagging time either way.

    4. Re:All I want to know by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      Well, for the latter half of your comment, you will also need a large, very absorbent towel.....

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    5. Re:All I want to know by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
    6. Re:All I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That box should be labeled "1 dozen blank female robots (Mac formatted)"

  3. Hot boinky, then back in the box by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's all I want from a "love doll"- one that "loves" me enough to boink my brains out and then climb back into her box.

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    1. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and then climb back into her box.

      I'm not sure it supports recursion.

    2. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's all I want from a "love doll"- one that "loves" me enough to boink my brains out and then climb back into her box.

      This may cut into the market for Slovenian "supermodels".

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    3. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or inversion.

    4. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Maybe hose itself off first. And change the bedsheets. And maybe start the laundry. Like some kind of sex-bot/roomba hybrid. Maybe a roomba with blowjob attachment?

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    5. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Like some kind of sex-bot/roomba hybrid. Maybe a roomba with blowjob attachment?

      You just gave me the GREATEST idea for a Kickstarter.

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    6. Re:Hot boinky, then back in the box by marovada · · Score: 1

      Good thing she'll have a rubber box.

  4. /* Heading goes here */ by m0hawk · · Score: 2

    Where's a link to the Futurama informational video on why sex bots are bad when you need it?

    1. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      If the majority of us are lucky, a tiny destructive majority can get their jollies raping and abusing their under age bots (royalty, billionaires, politicians, Hollywood celebrities and the odd lesser criminal) and leave the rest of us right out of their mess, cough, cough, whilst peacefully masturbating ;D (this being the apparent truth, as I find out years ago on women's forums, why married men spend so long in the toilet and married women spend so long in the shower, being a single male I was curious as to why both of those were the recognised truth but being single I had no idea why they would do that ie no need to spend long periods of time in a toilet or in a shower, quite the humorous truth).

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    3. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by BringsApples · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure royalty, billionaires, politicians and Hollywood celebrities are using real underage kids.

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    4. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      royalty, billionaires, politicians, Hollywood celebrities

      Realdolls start at $5500. You don't need to be royalty or a billionaire to afford one. Even for a man of modest means, a Realdoll is going to be cheaper than a real GF.

    5. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The future will be worse than that actually.

      The wealthy will be genetically engineering living creatures to fuck.
      Also furries and bronys.

             

    6. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Dangit, where are my mod points when I need them!?

    7. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, but their tears are so fake. And when you see the white in their eyes it's time to empty them again, you pig!

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    8. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I always thought Furries and Bronies would rather want to BE some sort of genetically engineered freak.

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    9. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you, it did not work.

      A company out of China was making sex dolls that appeared to be underage age. They looked to be 10-12 years old.

      There was a huge uproar over it, all about how the pedophiles will use them to practice and then graduate to real kids. It became such an uproar that the company stopped making them and instead creates small bodied sex dolls with F sized breasts. Same size as the original just increase the breast size to unrealistic proportions.

      Personally, I was one of the group saying "It's just a piece of plastic, chances are they will use it to fulfill there need and not bother real kids."

    10. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realdoll is going to be cheaper than a real GF

      You're doing it wrong. I get PAID to have girlfriends.

    11. Re:/* Heading goes here */ by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure royalty, billionaires, politicians and Hollywood celebrities are using real underage kids.

      You'd be right, just look at pedo island and the number of politicians, billionaires, and so on went there.

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  5. Hope they share the technology . . . by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 2

    . . . with the RealHamster!

    1. Re: Hope they share the technology . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world".

      Thanks, I've ordered two.

  6. Re:FBI EDITIONS ARE HOMOSEX with 2 buttholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH^^

    Mod this UP!! It's true but funny.

  7. forget about self-driving cars by turkeydance · · Score: 4, Funny

    i'm not leaving the house.

  8. Re:FBI EDITIONS ARE HOMOSEX with 2 buttholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hehe I think you meant true BUTT funny ;-)

  9. FBI, NSA, Google, FSB, IRS... by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Talk about unlimited access... hacked...

  10. Not tonight dear by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a low battery.

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    1. Re:Not tonight dear by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      That'd be like roofies.

    2. Re:Not tonight dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFW penetration doesn't auto-wake from battery conserve mode.

    3. Re:Not tonight dear by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      I have a low battery.

      No problem. We have a nice crate of fully charged cell phone juice boxes. Now, let's strip. You'll be riding high to night.

  11. Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

    RealDoll does not need intelligence, artificial or natural. Just make them body temperature, and maybe give them a pulse?

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    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    1. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just make them body temperature, and maybe give them a pulse?

      Sure, if you're into that kind of thing.

    2. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by reboot246 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I didn't know she was dead, your Honor. I thought she was British.

    3. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      +5 Dark Humour

    4. Re:Just don't let them talk... Moaning is ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as long as the simulation of "love" is as good as the simulation in the flesh-and-blood version.
      And if they can leave out the empty_wallet() methods, it might actually be better.

  12. These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Are there really that many losers with an extra 10 grand running around who are willing to buy these things?

    1. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Today's feminist world has made losers out of both sexes.

    2. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Tokolosh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. They are called pre-divorce guys.

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    3. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      Yes, I used to know someone who bought one. He had to sell his massive collection of female-only action figures to afford it, though.

    4. Re: These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      When polar bears' gall bladders are fetching $50k??

    5. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are there really that many losers with an extra 10 grand running around who are willing to buy these things?

      $10K for a fake GF is cheap compared to the cost of a real one.

    6. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Heh, this past year, my brother payed off a 6K in credit card debt that his soon to be ex-wife ran up. HE could buy a new one each year and still save money.

    7. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine there will be a uber-like doll-sharing service that crops up real soon now. For oh, say the price of a prostitute, you can rent an hour with someone's doll. Of course then the Health Department will need to inspect them to make sure they are being cleaned properly to avoid the spread of diseases...more regulations, and taxes to pay for the inspectors...sigh....

    8. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not with strangers, but I would totally share a doll with my best dude-bros, all at the same time, in a totally non-gay way.

    9. Re:These dolls are EXPENSIVE by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I imagine there will be a uber-like doll-sharing service that crops up real soon now.

      I think those already exist. The Realdolls have removable vaginas, so you can have your own "private part" and share the main doll. The vaginal inserts only cost about $150.

  13. This will go well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    There will, surely, be nothing more satisfying than the affection of an expert system that has been tuned to love absolutely anyone whose licensing agreements and software maintenance contract are in order.

    1. Re:This will go well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please enter your credit card number to restore love level #5

    2. Re:This will go well... by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      I can see this getting banned in Asia for this exact reason.

      People starving to death because they spent all their money on a Love-doll AI subscription, or committing suicide because they can't afford the subscription anymore.

      Remember, this is the same part of the world where lonely men end up falling in love with (and in some cases, marrying) video game characters and inanimate objects.

    3. Re:This will go well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's something that has been covered in literature many times. When you have a machine that is the perfect husband/wife/sex slave, which never argues unless you want it to argue with you, which puts up with pretty much anything...

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    4. Re:This will go well... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine is married to an inanimate object. Ok, at one point she could still move, but that's a thing of the past.

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    5. Re:This will go well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's far from an original concern; but it does seem like one that could be a nagging problem.

      Aside from any zOMG Society!!! questions, they are taking on a game-balance issue: people get frustrated when they lose; but get bored of winning if you don't provide the convincing illusion of a challenge. As long as you are just building sex toys, that's not a problem; but it will be trickier to impress people with 'love' that they know has nothing to do with them. Unconditional love is handy because you can't screw it up; but being the recipient of love-so-durable-even-our-customers-can't-fuck-it-up probably won't leave you feeling terribly lovable. Even a puppy is higher standards than that.

    6. Re:This will go well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It's worth doing some reading on porn addiction. Like all addictions it's chasing that feeling, which leads to ever more consumption of ever stronger material.

      It also creates image problems. There was some discussion on the BBC recently, where they had some stats showing that public hair removal is now pretty much the norm among university age women and very popular with men, with natural hair being openly mocked and described as "gross" and "disgusting". Mainly because in porn, shaving is almost universal.

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    7. Re:This will go well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common sense says it's the other way around; shaving becomes more popular in porn, because it becomes more popular with people who watch porn. But then I guess that makes it harder to turn it into some kind of social issue with one distinct party to blame.

    8. Re:This will go well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common sense says people who watch a2m scenes followed by multiple facials shouldn't consider a little hair "gross and disgusting."

  14. IoRCPGT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Internet of Remote-Controlled Penis-Grasping Things.

    No thanks.

  15. And... by drew_92123 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    half of the lonely nerds on /. just got REALLY excited... ;-)

  16. Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by WheezyJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm doing NOTHING if I can't review the SOURCE CODE!

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    1. Re:Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up Beavis.

      Open Source is always smartest. Closed source is why Microsoft now spies on your kids running naked behind you on Skype.

      Skype.. which is Microsoft.

    2. Re:Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by cfalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I'm doing NOTHING if I can't review the SOURCE CODE!

      Come on, give it a chance. The last fifty years should have shown you one thing clearly: nothing else can fuck you like closed source software.

    3. Re:Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably true, but I prefer to be top, not bottom.

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    4. Re:Yes, but Will It Be GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm doing NOTHING if I can't review the SOURCE CODE!

      Come on, give it a chance. The last fifty years should have shown you one thing clearly: nothing else can fuck you like closed source software.

      Yeah but only up the ass without lube and your always the catcher.
      It could be worse though imagine what sex with oracle software would be like?

  17. Stranger by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Man this world just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

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    1. Re:Stranger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean as weird as a bunch of monkeys who've got nuclear tip'd spears pointed at one another because of their distrust of one another?

    2. Re:Stranger by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's much weirder than that.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    3. Re: Stranger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell me they ask an invisible sky fairy for guidance.

  18. new meaning to "have you tried turning it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    then turning it on again. "

    1. Re:new meaning to "have you tried turning it off by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Well, I tried discussing the finer details of having anal sex with small reptiles and that turned her off, but nothing I do will turn her back on.

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      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  19. What I Want To Know: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    When will the RealDoll start driving for Uber?

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    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:What I Want To Know: by zidium · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:What I Want To Know: by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Hail a JoniCab! We have to get to da choppa!

    3. Re:What I Want To Know: by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      How about a RealDoll as the President of the United States . . . ?

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  20. A scene from not so distant future. by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 2

    You: hey, let's make love!

    A real doll with AI: not tonight, honey. I'm working on proving the Riemann's conjecture.

    1. Re:A scene from not so distant future. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon sweetheart, you can do that while I shag you. I only need your body, you can keep your AI busy with Riemann. And I won't even complain about you thinking of another guy while you sleep with me.

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  21. Wake me, or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective.

    The Simpsons...

  22. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sex is primal. If you haven't noticed, it's one of the big pillars of society (eating and management of defecation being two others). Since a growing majority of women are being taught that men are scum from kindergarten to college, men are starting to find outlets elsewhere. Why take on the social, legal, and financial risks of having sex in college and, later on, marriage with a 50% failure rate? Of course, it's not a real woman, but $10k is a drop in the bucket compared to those costs. It's interesting that feminists have a problem with this. They claim men are so abusive, so what's the big deal if they go elsewhere? Of course, that's not what feminists really want. They want to control men by retaining control over access to sex. Sex toys circumvent that somewhat. They're not really that concerned about today, they're worried about 20-30 years from now.

  23. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno, maybe because nerds have a hard enough time landing girls that they turn to something artificial? It's not hard to understand how we got here.

  24. A doll that texts you at work by FrankHaynes · · Score: 3, Funny

    every 5 minutes:

    "Do you miss me?"

    "When are you coming home?"

    "What do you wanna do tonight?"

    "Do you still love me?"

    "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME??!!"

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    1. Re:A doll that texts you at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you dated my ex too? Yeah, she's like that.

    2. Re: A doll that texts you at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 3 minutes ago from a little voice on the bed, "Do you miss me?". Seriously.

      Every time I start doing my own thing, "Honey, ...."

  25. Creepy to a next level by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Sex dolls were already creepy, but now if people talk to them...

    1. Re:Creepy to a next level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex dolls were already creepy, but now if people talk to them...

      This takes creepy to a new level.

    2. Re:Creepy to a next level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People already talk(ed) with them. The creepiest part is the doll(s) answering back.

    3. Re:Creepy to a next level by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You think people didn't talk to their sex dolls before?

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    4. Re:Creepy to a next level by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      You think people didn't talk to their sex dolls before?

      I must confess I never dared to think about it

    5. Re:Creepy to a next level by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, just remember: When you see the white in her eyes... it's time to empty her out.

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  26. WELL PLAYED by fluffernutter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Advertising the most technologically advanced sex doll on Slashdot. Well played RealDoll, well played.

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  27. CEO Doll by quenda · · Score: 1

    I shuddered at "RealDoll CEO" . A CEO with three working offices?

    1. Re:CEO Doll by azrael29a · · Score: 4, Funny

      I shuddered at "RealDoll CEO" . A CEO with three working offices?

      I guess you meant "orifices".

  28. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think I could get a custom one that will tell me, "You should have totally won, Donald, but it was rigged"?

  29. This is truly... by Epsilon+Moonshade · · Score: 1

    This is truly news for nerds. Good job, editors.

  30. Smart Sex Dolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last thing we need are sex dolls that are smarter than you.

    1. Re:Smart Sex Dolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just summed up the story of Ex Machina in a nutshell. :)

  31. Tick, tock, SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Tick tock, SJW (Third Wave) Feminists. It's only a matter of time before men literally don't have to put up with your shit anymore.

    1. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You already don't. I made one law concerning dates, year ago: Don't fuck with crazy.

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    2. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      There is a flaw to that thinking. Some of them are very good at hiding the crazy until after you have fucked them.

    3. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not SJWs.

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    4. Re:Tick, tock, SJWs by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      True, they do tend to out themselves pretty quickly, but they are not the ones I was talking about. I'm talking about the ones who act normal until you fuck them and then they act like you have been the closest couple ever for years. Then they try to destroy your relationships with all your friends and family. Those are the ones that are scary.

  32. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    There is something really fucked up - poor choice of words - with the dating scene that this would happen. For everything we're taught about respecting equality, dating is incredibly superficial. If you blow someone off - poor choice of words - because of their race, you're a racist. But if you blow someone off because physically they don't appeal to you for some reason you can't explain, that's just fine. Being dumped is the most demeaning thing that can happen to a man - or woman. How you can fix that I don't know, but sending people off to their room with a robot that says "I love you - Insert Credit Card" is not the answer.

  33. GamerGaters can finally get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the rest of use can get some peace.

    1. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Z80a · · Score: 0

      Not really.
      Soon enough they will release an GG AI that will do the usual thing of posting random anime girls and bullying everyone that makes a game that have .htm instead of .exe as as the main game file.

    2. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      She hates browser games and likes only real ones?

      That's my girl!

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    3. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by tepples · · Score: 1

      In other words, you'd like a sadist who tries to lock you into using Microsoft products.

    4. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, tie me up and call my API functions!

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    5. Re:GamerGaters can finally get laid by Z80a · · Score: 1

      Not much better than being "free" to use java or flash i suppose.

  34. AI haha by KingBozo · · Score: 1

    They need to keep those call centers busy, It is not AI just outsourcing.

  35. For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution Laws? by mentil · · Score: 1

    In regards to teledildonics, I wonder if paying someone to remotely stimulate your genitals will fall afoul of any prostitution laws. I... heard from a friend... that there are already some services like this, although they're positioned as live webcam services rather than 'telesex'.

    Once the novelty wears off, who's going to stay committed to a relationship with a weak AI? Aside from providing sexy banter (repeated lines of dialogue will be a huge boner-kill though) I don't see what the long-term value could be. An AI (even specialist system) that trains the socially awkward to be able to interact with other people well enough to be able to form and maintain romantic relationships would be far more valuable.

    it's also working on releasing a RealDoll with a robotic head

    Which head?

    --
    Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
  36. It's only a problem if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... people believe what sex robot says back to them. And some will. Ugggggghhhhhhh

  37. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Prostitution is legal as long as you film it. Same goes for your scenario. It is called making a porn.

  38. WIth RiPo... by Type44Q · · Score: 2

    With RiPO, me ruv you rong time. ;)

  39. Robots first assignment: view & sort video lib by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    Now what I am supposed to do with all the porn?

  40. Demographic transformation by zapadnik · · Score: 0

    Achieve demographic transformation by ensuring the existing Western populations are encouraged to be gay, or don't have children, or have sex dolls. None of these are particularly harmful on the individual scale, but when frequent in a society it means the society does not reproduce at replacement rate. As Mark Steyn says, "The future belongs to those who show up for it". Meanwhile, import fast-breeding replacement populations that have no cultural affinity for the places they are entering. George Soros, and others, have spent 7 billion and a great deal of political capital pushing this change. It is madness.

    1. Re:Demographic transformation by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Because as we all learned in history class. Northern europeans are native to North America.

    2. Re:Demographic transformation by zapadnik · · Score: 1

      Yawn. You can't address the point of today so you deflect to an irrelevant strawman. Typical of those who support the demographic transformation will will inevitably result in the destruction of Enlightenment Civilization. Is this what you want and why you defend that agenda with your strawman ?

  41. I would pay a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for an A.I. with whom I could have real conversations. Not an order-taker, but an actual companion that can keep up with me for God's sake.

    Most people barely qualify. The few that do are lifelong friends. An A.I. that can do this would be better than a wife.

    1. Re:I would pay a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen the movie 'Her'? I think a pre-programmed conversation AI would be possible. Add in some ability to get updated information and learn what you like to talk about, and it should be possible.

    2. Re:I would pay a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, gave up after 10-15 minutes. Yes, it is that bad.

    3. Re: I would pay a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the idea of the real doll is to go away the conversation thing. If you're into that get real girl ... We go to all the trouble of finding one that does't talk and they program it to talk again!! WHY do you want to do that you creeps?

    4. Re: I would pay a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason people want to find a girl that doesn't talk is because the majority of the girls they do find don't talk about anything interesting!

      That was the O.P.'s point....interesting conversations with someone that gets you.

    5. Re: I would pay a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what people will pay for. :)

    6. Re: I would pay a lot... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Yea, it is damn near impossible to find a woman who has anything interesting to talk about. Every damn time I find one that does, they turn out to be a lesbian, transitioning into being a male, or happily married for many years. There has only ever been one exception to this and I missed my chance with her many years ago.

  42. This is it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how Europe, North America, Australia and Japan pass to be history.

    And once the developing countries catch up, they'll go extinct too.

    1. Re:This is it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that sex dolls are the great filter

  43. Don't call it an App! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't call it an App!

  44. hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel so sad for so many people I have never met right now.

  45. I need a product brochure by randalware · · Score: 1

    I want a Cherry 2000 with a complete manual, parts kit and extended maintence warrentee !!!

    Can I get a discount if I want one in each color/hair option ?

     

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    This is my opinion based on what little I know and understand of the rumors and lies Thanks, Randal
  46. Re:Get a life by Boronx · · Score: 1

    What does feminism have to do with women not liking you?

  47. Melvin Bliss predicted this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Melvin Bliss predicted this ...

  48. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since feminism told women that they can sleep around, instead of saying that the men sleeping around was bad. It makes women less likely to settle for average guys for long term relationships, when they can have one night stands and short relationships with rich and athletic guys (even if these guys will say they want something long term). But, tech nerds are told by feminists that it doesn't matter if a girl has slept with lots of other guys before you.

  49. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I wonder if paying someone to remotely stimulate your genitals will fall afoul of any prostitution laws

    depends if the stimulation is being done by a human. or a bot. or a 555 timer.

  50. AI may become a reality after all by Max_W · · Score: 1

    A potential market for such an AI is in trillions.

  51. The real future here will be genetic engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real future here will be genetic engineering. A woman shaped animal with a high sex drive imprinted on you, always warm and willing. I'd much rather have sex with a live creature than a machine.

  52. What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... is that one of the biggest taboos in our first-world societies is that there is a nigh rampant sexual frustration in women.

    In that regard I really don't "get" sex dolls.

    Honestly, if you absolutely, positively need to f*ck, there is just about an abundance of decent women around who would be glad to indulge.

    Women are promiscous - very often even more so than men. The problem is that in our 1st world society women are very keen on not getting a reputation of being a slut. The evolutionary and old-testament concept of the blemished women is deeply rooted in men, which also makes it difficult for men to shed some over-inflated romantic vision of a perfect 10 that f*cks like a porn-star but at the same time for some outworldly unrealistic reason only has eyes "for me". Sort of like the patendly absurd expectations of women vis-a-vis men when it comes to a male mates income and status.

    To this day only the strongest and truly independant women have raised being an "ethical slut" to something that is a virtue (those types are rare, gorgeous and a bit scary at the same time :-) ), whilst most women public still speak of sex as a bad thing, even though most women secretly think otherwise. Which is one of the big problems in our society that has decoupled sex from reproduction but outside of 60ies hippie counter-culture hasn't yet quite grasped what that actually means.

    But back to the topic: It's not for a lack of decent/usable women that would have sex.
    Even simpler yet: The money that buys you such a doll will buy you enough hookers to give you sex you'll never forget your entire life.

    The lesson is this: If you're a man that needs to have sex, there are plenty women around who need the same thing, you just have to follow a few basic rules:

    1) Don't expect Thandie Newton to stand in line for you if you're an overweight, overworked and underpaid IT guy - go hunting in your own territory and you won't run dry.

    2) Don't expect that colleague from accounting that fucked your brains out two weeks ago to look up to you as her future husband and sex-demigod for the rest of your life. If she enjoyed being a pr0n-slut with you, she will enjoy it with others too. You can't have it both ways. Women have desires too. It's that simple.

    3) Don't speak too loud of your adventure, if at all. Women can smell a guy that won't protect their reputation from 20 miles away - evolution has made it so.

    Good hunting. ;-)

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by lucasnate1 · · Score: 2

      Your post is assuming that men and women are mostly the same except for some societal roles. I think you are wrong because of two things:

      1) Women don't cum as easily as men.
      2) Women suffer from bad sex more than men (Example: Let's say I have desperate sex with an icky woman, I'll feel bad for an hour and go on. Most women that I know would feel bad for several hours at least, including the "sluts".

      1 and 2 encourage women to be more picky.

    2. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you that naive? Most women when they want to be fucked, they just want for a guy to have a penis, and wont "feel bad for hours"...They just tell you that, so you wont see them as real sluts. The only difference is that guys are more honest about it.

    3. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by lucasnate1 · · Score: 2

      Sure, because women only want to be fucked, they don't want to be oral sex'd, the don't want to cum, they just want to be fucked, even it's only for 5 mins.

      Are you sure I'm the naive one?

    4. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "If you're a man that needs to have sex, there are plenty women around who need the same thing" - too bad they all have unrealistic expectations. Hunting in your own league, they still expect someone two leagues above themselves. Tinder and social media are partly to blame for this, as high-value men give attention there easily, and once a low-value girl has been one-night fucked by a great man, she accepts nothing less.

      There's a huge amount of virgin men over 30, ones who no woman ever has deemed good enough. Many have been rejected hundreds of times before giving up. Stereotypes of this group don't even hold water, they aren't fat unemployed basement dwellers either. I know several who practically live at the gym, with bodies of greek gods; entrepreneurs; scientists, and of course nerds of various streaks.

      Quite simply, it's these men, men who have been rejected by the entire female species, that sex dolls are targeted to. Once they talk, walk, and fuck on their own accord, it's not even a contest anymore.

    5. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... patently absurd expectations of women ...

      Agreed. Men have a history of marrying the maid and the secretary. Women, historically speaking, never marry below their own social status. With most professional jobs now being staffed with 2 women for every man, what does that say about marriage 'opportunities' for career women?

      ... go hunting in your own territory ...

      Which is what for overworked and underpaid IT guys; overworked and underpaid women? Here's the bad news: Women don't have to make those choices in the labour market. Which is one of several reasons why a secretary getting less status and less money than an IT guy, can be picky about who she fucks.

      ... there are plenty women around who need the same thing.

      Yet, there are no women demanding a "quick, hard fuck", like schoolboys do, until they're told that's disrespectful. Also, there are no chick flicks about women needing to fuck the 'boy next door'. The female role model for casual sex is a slut. That's because women put more emotional demands on sex than men.

      ... I really don't "get" sex dolls.

      Really! You haven't noticed that real sex is expensive. At least before, a man was getting a 'good' girl for his money. Nowadays, women can do their own thing, then pretend they are good girls too. Modern men gain nothing from such dishonesty but can't since they can't change the rules, the only option is not playing.

      ... buy you enough hookers ...

      Let's see, a caring woman wants sex at least twice a week; 2 trips to a prostitute is $200-400 depending on the country. $10,000 divided by $200 is, 50 weeks of fucking. A caring woman will stick around for 2 - 7 years, so a prostitute doesn't provide the number of fucks a woman or a RealDoll provides.

      ... hasn't yet quite grasped what that actually means.

      What does sex mean? Really, really! Romance novels and chick flicks make it clear what sex means: Sex means love; love means, apart from a bit of stalking by the ex-boyfriend, that the ex-boyfriend will pay the cost of being together. Less gullible men notice the word 'equality' that women repeatedly say, is missing.

      ... rampant sexual frustration in women ...

      That's always been there; the problem is that modern girl power is doing more than empowering women, it's also disenfranchising men. The application of girl power can empower women even more but it also needs to be less selfish than now. If women truly want sexual equality, they need to change.

    6. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a really creepy, fucked up post. Shit like this is the reason the rest of us can't have nice things, because men make wild assumptions about women. Women are PEOPLE, they are in so many ways exactly the same as men. The way you talk about women who can "smell a guy that won't protect their reputation" because of evolution makes me think you came out of the 50's and swam through years of pick up artist bullshit before landing brain dead in the current era.

    7. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      This should get modded up. The 50% most attractive women fight for the 10% most attractive guys, leaving the other 50% of women and 90% of men out to dry. So if you're a 90%er male, you need to have alternatives. Prostitutes are a poor choice because it poses a terrible health risk. This is a safe alternative. And no I don't work for this company and I'm too cheap to buy their product. I'm fortunate to be in a happy marriage that's sexually active, but I realize I'm in a lucky minority.

    8. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Many have been rejected hundreds of times before giving up.

      Has it ever dawned on them, or anyone else that maybe they're terrible people? Or maybe they just have absolutely no idea how to function around the other gender?

    9. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, you know, or if you're married...

      My wife is seeing a therapist, I've offered family counciling, and I've tried other things too - she's just not that into sex. But she doesn't begrudge me my toys, so that's why I PERSONALLY like these things.

    10. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't help that in today's sociopolitical climate, being a straight male and expressing any sexual desire makes you a "predator." :-P

    11. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they're necessarily terrible people, but we are very bad at teaching our kids how to relate to the opposite sex in a healthy way. Mostly we're in denial and just let them struggle to work it out for themselves.

      Add to that, we have a culture of narcissism and instant gratification, leading people to believe the opposite sex is there to be used for their own purposes. Men expect women to provide sex, women expect men to provide money, protection, whatever. In general, expecting things from people is unhealthy. I would much rather people be willing to accept each other as they are, warts and all.

      I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with porn, but it's readily available to people of any age these days and I think it's probably as much a reflection of societal attitudes as a cause of them. But treating people as sex objects goes way back before the porn era.

    12. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... is that one of the biggest taboos in our first-world societies is that there is a nigh rampant sexual frustration in women.

      In that regard I really don't "get" sex dolls.

      Some of us are not good runners. In case that is too subtle: "You stick it in crazy then run."

    13. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Women don't cum as easily as men.

      You're doing it wrong - they just need the right stimulation.

      Try waving a handfull of $100 bills in her face, then stuff them straigt into her pussy.

    14. Re: What heterosexual men need to learn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not at the coffee machine though. Time and place, time and place. Keep your clothes on next time, too.

    15. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty damn sure you are.

    16. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      she's just not that into sex

      She's fucking someone else.

    17. Re:What heterosexual men need to learn ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Nope, expressing any sexual desire is not required anymore. Just the simple fact that you have a dick between your legs is plenty enough to be considered a predator these days.

  53. DON'T...DATE....ROBOTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brought to you by Futurama

  54. Ow by Afty0r · · Score: 2

    Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword.

  55. Fun stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the idea behind this, but I think two problems will undermine adoption:
    1 - People are creeped out by realdoll faces already. There needs to be a massive improvement here to remove the uncanny valley aspect. Even if a VR/AR sex toy improvement can be created with software, ultimately the "doll" is just prop for someone to stick their cock, fingers or tongue into.
    2 - Why would you need the entire doll when you just need the cocksleeve(onahole) or vibe/buttplug anyway? A VR helmet doesn't need a facy prop when you can't see it.

    Perhaps utilizing a camera on the outside of the VR helmet that could see "the doll"'s contours could improve someones sexytime, but the dolls are ultimately still a toy.

  56. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get out of your basement. The recent generations are little entitled whores that open their legs to anybody, and just get pregnant to be have another continuous revenue after their father dropped dead supporting them until their late 30s.

  57. Die with a smile on our face! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People starving to death because they spent all their money on a Love-doll

    Well, at least we'll die with a smile on our face!

  58. What if it decides to get a devorse ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will that entitle it to keep half its body ?
    And if so, which half would that be ?

  59. This may explain the Fermi Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm actually serious. If we get to a point were we can simulate, convincingly, any experience we want, why go anywhere? Why create anything?

    You 'hack the wetware' and that's the end of it.

  60. Sy Borg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dYMv11Bz19g

  61. Re:Get a life by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Quite the opposite, it is the answer. And probably cheaper too in the long run.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  62. Re:Get a life by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    So settling for something that doesn't satisfy you is ... good? Did I just get that right?

    And it does matter whether a girl has slept with someone before you? Why? Are you one of those collector nerds who only gets hard if it's NRFB?

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  63. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    A 555 timer? Ohhh, why did you have to say that... anyone got a towel?

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  64. Re:Get a life by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    But, tech nerds are told by feminists that it doesn't matter if a girl has slept with lots of other guys before you.

    That's because it doesn't matter. In fact, I prefer a woman who has some experience. Inexperience is okay in High School, but once you're out of college you should know what you're doing between the sheets.

    --
    "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  65. Re:For-Pay Teledildonics Violating Prostitution La by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    who's going to stay committed to a relationship with a weak AI?

    I suggest you lookup the term 'waifu'.

  66. Futurama! by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    I Dated a Robot - All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex ... and sometimes the same sex. https://theinfosphere.org/Tran...

  67. The Internet of Shit will have a field day by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Sex dolls that are connected to the cloud. What could possibly go wrong?

  68. Great for RealDoll by tekrat · · Score: 1

    But seriously, the Japanese are WAAAAAY ahead on all of this. First of all, the Japanese dolls are much better looking, much more realistic-looking. Secondly the Japanese are ahead on Robotics, I assume you've seen their Uncanny Valley creepy talking heads.

    Now admittedly, RealDoll's effort may advance the whole industry, but the RealDolls look fairly plastic and aren't all that attractive. Silicone is durable, but it doesn't seem to be the material of choice for true doll afficianados.

    Not that I know anything about all this, of course.

    --
    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:Great for RealDoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese love making child dolls.... they have this child fetish.

  69. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "What does feminism have to do with women not liking you?"

    If you have to ask that question, you haven't been exposed to the full spectrum of feminist thought. I spent a couple of years at a liberal arts college before going into engineering. It was crazy. There is a serious man-hating contingent in that movement and they're actively spreading their message and recruiting. Ever heard "All sex is rape!"? Do you know about these "women" who want the printed word to be spelled "womyn" because they hate the word "men" so much? And don't even think of calling an 18 y/o a "girl" unless you want to be hanged from the flagpole on the campus green.
    Even if a woman doesn't become one of the true believers, she might be somewhere on the spectrum. Exposure to this man-hating, anti-sex propaganda creates a certain weird atmosphere. Probably something like the culture in the former East Germany. Even the women who did want to experiment with sex wanted to keep it secret from the other womyn for fear of public shaming. Forget using HER room because her pissy roommates might report her "crime" to the feminist Stasi.
    Plus, living in that environment as a young guy makes you feel like you need to walk on eggshells when approaching a woman. When you're running through a mental checklist of "don't say this, don't say that, don't leer at her body, don't touch her uninvited..." for fear of consequences, you're not exuding the confidence that women/womyn find appealing.
    Feminism has(had) a lot to do with womyn not liking me.

  70. Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

    June 25, 1745

    My dear Friend,

    I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the complete human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissors. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

    But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

    i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stored with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

    2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

    3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produced may be attended with much Inconvenience.

    4. Because through more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclined to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

    5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

    6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

    7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

    8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

    Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

    1. Re: Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You won't believe no. 5 !!!!

  71. finally by jason777 · · Score: 1

    I finally have a shot at love

  72. Finally someone for one of those /dev/girl shirts. by erlkonig · · Score: 1

    There's an Elvengear /dev/girl T-shirt I'd been thinking of giving a girlfriend (who hated being objectified and wasn't a big Linux fan) - but NOW, the perfect excuse! Literally true! ... assuming you can run LInux on her. :-)

  73. As long as it doesn't take updates... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Servos, movements, etc.. As long as the "strength" is limited and it doesn't take automatic firmware (huh huhuh hehhuh.. I said FIRM) updates, it might be interesting for those who can't find a relationship (that number of people isn't small). Cost needs to come down.

    If it take updates and has a great deal of strength, I can smell hacks that injure people already. Heheh huhhh.. I said smell.

  74. Re: Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a middle-aged nerd who still has trouble speaking to attractive women but somehow managed to get married, I'd say the problem is yours to solve, not "the feminists". Your attitudes show that you're the one out of step. Please don't become bitter, there's a woman out there for you.

  75. Re:Finally someone for one of those /dev/girl shir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gives new meaning to the phrase "rooting your device" doesn't it? ;)

  76. Two words that do not belong in the same sentance by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Love and AI.

    These two things have absolutely 0 to do with each other.

  77. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They want to control men by retaining control over access to sex."

    I wish I had mod points to could mark parent up.

    Women treat sex like a tradable commodity. Like every other commodity, sex is subject to the sacred underpinnings of economic law: Supply and Demand. You ever notice that when a woman has sex a little more freely than other women approve of, she's called 'cheap'? There's a reason for that. It's a classic cartel situation, like OPEC. Women pretty much control the supply of sex: they ration it out and create an artificial shortage. Yet, demand is hot. That is why they can get us pay to through the nose for it. Women don't always consciously realize that this is what they're doing. There's no big conspiracy, this is just how women naturally seem to behave. Most of them withhold sex while appearing to offer it, if the man meets her conditions. As a result, the aggregate efforts of all these individual women acting in their own self-interests to optimize conditions for themselves have dovetailed together into what merely seems like a conscious implementation of a massive cartel.

    In a cartel situation there is an internal flaw: every member of the cartel has an incentive to cheat the restrictions that they've placed on themselves. To combat this tendency, one or more members of the cartel has to act as a rule-enforcer. A successful cartel will have a built-in method to assure the perpetuation of itself.

    In OPEC: say Indonesia overproduces its quota by 100,000 barrels a month. The price of oil goes down as more of the stuff floods onto the market. Then Saudi Arabia acts as the enforcer. Saudi Arabia, which has the lowest production costs of all OPEC nations and plenty of spare production capacity, opens-up the taps and floods the world with ultra-cheap oil. The world price goes down to a point which punishes EVERY country in the cartel (except Saudi Arabia) and the offending members get pressured-into stepping-back in line. That way, every member of the cartel uses diplomatic pressure to make sure that the quotas are maintained.

    Now, this sort of thing doesn't happen among women in the same way, but there IS enforcement of a kind. Specifically, social ridicule is the enforcement mechanism. If a woman gives-away sex to too many times, women spread rumors about her and she gets a bad rep. If she goes outside the limits of the cartel, the cartel will hammer her. That deterrence is the female method of making sure the supply stays tight. If every woman gave-away sex more easily, the price would fall. That's why any woman who gives-away sex at too big a discount is 'cheap'. 'Sluts' are shunned and hated because they drag the price-down. Now, women don't consciously realize they're enforcing cartel rules, they think they're just being social by trashing their 'slutty' acquaintances. They're just following the crowd.

    (Note: This post was copied from material I found here: http://www.the-niceguy.com/articles/SupplyDemand.html)

  78. Has it ever dawned on you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has it ever dawned on you that you are terrible person?

    Difficulties establishing an intimate relationship with another human being, even to the point of giving up, is a widespread problem, treated medically, psychiatricly, psychologically, spiritually, and on and on.

    Have some fucking empathy. Oh I forgot, you are a terrible person. Sorry to have wasted your time.

  79. Siri, Cortana? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Imagine you're in your new car with your wife and ask where the nearest Mexican beef place is and Siri/Cortana change into their sexy voice and say - well I'm right here big boy! Let me take over the controls of your electric seat.

  80. Can things get more sick? by kattisch · · Score: 1

    Really how twisted, perverted and sick can society get? Every time I think it has hit a new low and can't get any lower, someone comes up with something even more sick, twisted and perverted like this! Can't we see that this is to destroy and undermine the human person?

    1. Re:Can things get more sick? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Your hand will no doubt be delighted to learn you intend to be true to her.

      As Beyonce says, "Put a ring on it".

      --
      I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.