User: turkeydance

just say no

On: CPSC: Stop Using The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 (techcrunch.com)

and never start

maybe the same thing happened

On: Data Entry Blunders Force Air Asia Pilots To Land in Melbourne Instead of Malaysia (mashable.com)

to MA370

they also found...

On: Airbnb Unveils Changes To Address Racial Discrimination (npr.org)

....that black hosts were also less likely to accept requests from guests with African American-sounding names than with white-sounding ones.

what if the E-God Osiris gets mad?

On: NASA Launches OSIRIS-REx Spacecraft To Intercept Asteroid (cnn.com)

dust to dust

VaT is in the mountains

On: Alphabet Partners With Chipotle To Deliver Burritos Using Drones (theverge.com)

frozen pizza?

Unlimited plan

On: Costa Rica Has Gone 76 Straight Days Using 100% Renewable Electricity (vox.com)

or something like that

Whatta they got that I ain't got?

On: Apple Cites 'Courage' As Reason To Remove 3.5mm Headphone Jack (arstechnica.com)

Courage!.... Cowardly Lion: You can say that again.

barter works for me

On: Ask Slashdot: What Are Anonymous Ways To Pay For Goods and Services?

especially with ammunition. .22LR is gold.

V'ger maybe?

On: Pentagon Chiefs Fear Advanced Robot Weapons Wiping Out Humanity (mirror.co.uk)

leave Arnold out of this

high resolution today

On: Japan To Develop 3D Maps For Self-Driving Cars (nikkei.com)

might be LR in 2020

Eisenhower tried too

On: President Obama Wants To Prevent a Cyber Weapon 'Arms Race' (theverge.com)

when he was three days from leaving office. "Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution during recent decades." http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu...

to do so, i'd have to be quick

On: Ask Slashdot: Would You Fire Your CEO? (cio.com)

on my 2nd CEO this year.

This Sucks Also

On: Long TSA Delays Force Airports To Hire Private Security Contractors (popsci.com)

private TSA

plans to

On: Apple May Bring Back Billions In Profits To The U.S. (siliconbeat.com)

not will

"at least 55 countries, which between them"

On: Climate Deal: US and China Join Paris Climate Accords (bbc.com)

among them...nazi

mo' money

On: Niantic Responds To Senate Inquiry Into Pokemon Go Privacy (techcrunch.com)

PGo better 'pony up' some re-election funds. this was just a shot over the bow.

world's largest tool

On: 3D-Printed Aircraft Tool Sets Guinness World Record (networkworld.com)

is a better click bait title

we still need to build a wall

On: SETI's 'Strong Signal' Came From Earth (arstechnica.com)

'cause the Russian's will hack more emails. lol.

well then, hand them a sat phone

On: Revived Lawsuit Says Twitter DMs Are Like Handing ISIS a Satellite Phone (theverge.com)

with c4

fill in the blanks

On: Companies Are Developing More Apps With Fewer Developers (fortune.com)

Companies Are ______ With Fewer ______.

it's a log scale

On: Welcome To Alphanumeric Car Hell (theverge.com)

wait till you see G100

Autopilot will disengage

On: Tesla To Further Restrict Its Autopilot Software To Prevent Accidents (electrek.co)

Zzzzzzzzz

Recent College Grads Aim To Land A

On: Recent College Grads Aim To Land A Robot On The Moon (thehindu.com)

Job

drone-jacking

On: Domino's Will Deliver Pizza By Drone and By Robot (roboticstrends.com)

new crime wave

humans never did

On: Facebook Says Humans Won't Write Its Trending Topic Descriptions Anymore (recode.net)

progressives did. it's Friday. that's all i've got.