User: turkeydance

"....appoint a non-financial manager..."

On: The Case Against Non-technical Managers

in a heartbeat. most 'financial managers' i have dealt with want to sell insurance or annuities since they are not legally required (in the US) to have a fiduciary responsibility to their clients.

that's Horsies and Buggies

On: Light-Based Memory Chip Is First To Permanently Store Data

and Memories.

The Encrypted

On: Edward SnowdenTalks Alien Communications With Neil deGrasse Tyson

either a movie title, indy band, or gang name.

Re:If the system has been gamed...

On: EPA To Overhaul Emissions Testing In the Wake of VW Cheating

just like Iran is allowed to self-certify its nukes.

Re:Blimps are for cows.

On: Don't Worry, That Blimp Isn't Watching You Much

pigs, man. pigs go Oink Oink, not MOOO.

when pigs fly

On: Don't Worry, That Blimp Isn't Watching You Much

"pork" is the spy in the sky.

Re:Moon as a gas station

On: Why NASA's Road To Mars Plan Proves That It Should Return To the Moon First

"...it's bullocks to go to Mars." bullocks to both Mars and Moon.

Proves That It Should Return To the Moon First

On: Why NASA's Road To Mars Plan Proves That It Should Return To the Moon First

no it doesn't. it proves it should not go at all.

"...billed as the 'world's biggest'..."

On: GCHQ Tried To Track Web Visits of "Every Visible User On Internet"

show under one roof. sucker born every minute.

is that "code" for something?

On: How the Car Industry Has Hidden Its Software Behind the DMCA

like: fraud?

"...sink or swim on their own..."

On: Nuclear Energy: The Good News and the Bad News In the EPA Clean Energy Plan

so should every power source. it works or it doesn't. on its own.

i, Cloudius

On: 'RipSec' Goes To Hollywood: How the iCloud Celeb Hack Happened

hacking is fun times.

he left out time

On: Oculus' Michael Abrash Explains What It'll Take For VR To Feel Real

it's going to take more time.

you could have had a V8!

On: Samsung, Facebook's Oculus Plan November Launch For $99 Gear VR Headset

but only got this crappy VR.

i can't LTE

On: US Rank Drops To 55th In 4G LTE Speeds

55!

vacation?

On: IBM's Watson Is Now Analyzing Your Vacation Photos

what's that?

"...there will still be a need..."

On: Who Will Pay For a Commercial Space Station After the End of the ISS?

there will?

"...James Bond is a big risk..."

On: British Movie Theater Staff To Wear Night-Vision Goggles To Combat Movie Piracy

spoiler alert.

how the chemicals are affecting

On: Stem Cell-Derived Brain Mimics Predict Chemical Toxicity

effecting, too.

the song remains the same, too

On: OPM Says 5.6 million Fingerprints Stolen In Cyberattack

oops!

and Fake *Ubered*

On: IT Departments Try To Avoid Getting "Ubered"

oh yeah, already been done.

shhhh...

On: Nintendo Joins Khronos Group

be berry, berry quiet.

as long as they don't start with those

On: US Restarts Hunt For Gravitational Waves With Advanced LIGO

negative waves, man.

c'mon, let's go see Mars

On: Let's Not Go To Mars

he puts on a good show, even if he "falls just short of being a joke".

and now, she hates computers even MORE

On: Girls-Only Computer Camps Formed At Behest of Top Google, Facebook Execs

i hate computers, i hate boys, and i hate camp.