User: turkeydance

ok...Star Trek...Khan

On: Chinese Scientists Claim To Have Genetically Modified Human Embryos

you know, gene wars.

20% discount on your insurance

On: Swallowing Your Password

by just swallowing this free, little pill.

does that title look like a Porn video recap?

On: Rosetta Spacecraft Catches Comet Eruption

maybe i spend too much time...well, you know....

of course there's no link

On: Study Confirms No Link Between MMR Vaccine and Autism

for me. for you, there is a link since you believe one to exist. sorta like string theory.

use color-blindness

On: Colors Help Set Body's Internal Clock

as a control.

make Zero Day a National Holiday

On: New Dark Web Market Is Selling Zero-Day Exploits

you can celebrate any day all day.

is Iron Man next?

On: Elon Musk Bailed Out of $6bn Google Takeover To Save Tesla From 2013 Bankruptcy

--headline with a question mark--

"computer beats humans"

On: Computer Beats Humans At Arimaa

how about computerS beat humanS? or one computer beat one human? or this computer beat that human? hey, i could beat you given enough chances.

the Bends song

On: Oklahoma Says It Will Now Use Nitrogen Gas As Its Backup Method of Execution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

don't tell the IRS

On: Mandelbrot Zooms Now Surpass the Scale of the Observable Universe

please.

we are all a jelly doughnut

On: Joseph Goebbels' Estate Sues Publisher Over Diary Excerpt Royalties

the road goes on forever....as "Ich bin ein Berliner" does.

Could Nix

On: DOJ Could Nix Comcast-Time Warner Merger

great Band name.

Long Wave for Mariners

On: Norway Will Switch Off FM Radio In 2017

Norway's population is concentrated into three urban zones which makes Digital appropriate. The off-shore fishers, rig workers. etc. need Long Wave radio signals.

that reminds me of an old song

On: Google Ready To Unleash Thousands of Balloons In Project Loon

by Nena: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9...

These things must be done delicately

On: Columbia University Doctors Ask For Dr. Mehmet Oz's Dismissal

or you hurt the spell.

Space Ghost

On: Enceladus Spreads Ghostly Ice Tendrils Around Saturn

well, you have something better?

how Mercury evolved?

On: NASA's MESSENGER Mission To Crash Into Mercury In 2 Weeks

things crashed into it.

"shoup" is not easy

On: The Voting Machine Anyone Can Hack

ever tried shoupping?

My Mother, The Car

On: The Car That Knows When You'll Get In an Accident Before You Do

bad TV, bad idea.

this world-wide thing

On: India's Net Neutrality Campaign Picks Up Steam, Sites Withdraw From Internet.org

can't be the problem.

just a marketing phrase

On: Why "Designed For Security" Is a Dubious Designation

Just Do It

ancient sea voyages WERE Suicide Missions

On: Road To Mars: Solving the Isolation Problem

or a 50/50 chance...most were financed privately (privateers?)...with the goal of riches (with better odds and much more danger than a lottery ticket).

own race/gender/etc.

On: US Dept. of Education Teams With Microsoft-Led Teach.org On Teacher Diversity

maybe someone will figure out that students can teach themselves.

oh yeah, that....uh....i don't know

On: Acetaminophen Reduces Both Pain and Pleasure, Study Finds

sounds like my wife.

micro vs. mono

On: Linux Getting Extensive x86 Assembly Code Refresh

r u redi to rumble?