User: turkeydance

Re:Low hanging fruit

On: A Garbage Truck That Would Make Elon Musk Proud

Cross-Town? how about cross-state? significant rural school districts use buses constantly. 4-hour commutes are common for all sorts of activities: to school from home and back, sports, field trips, etc. it's 6 hours (in a school bus) one-way to the State Capitol.

dumb-down diversity

On: Code.org: Blame Tech Diversity On Education Pipeline, Not Hiring Discrimination

is diversity "code" for a $ (grant, charity, etc.) thing? is it political optics to "look good"? why are competent coders a problem?

will they wake up as blind astronauts?

On: NASA Eyes Crew Deep Sleep Option For Mars Mission

the link to one posted here in 2011: http://news.discovery.com/spac...

Re:What is there to say?

On: Physicists Observe the Majorana Fermion, Which Is Its Own Antiparticle

finally, some nerd news.

Acorn

On: Conservative Groups Accuse FCC of Helping Net Neutrality Advocates File Comments

doesn't fall far, it just gets duplicated.

Half a league, half a league,

On: Satellites Reveal Hidden Features At the Bottom of Earth's Seas

half a league onward.

that's racist!

On: Senators Threaten To Rescind NFL Antitrust Exemption

how about a Redskin-out?

Google confronts their accusers

On: Google Threatened With $100M Lawsuit Over Nude Celebrity Photos

maybe there is justice, after all.

tricoder-LIKE

On: Arducorder, Next Open Source Science Tricorder-like Device, Nears Completion

Jim, i'm a doctor, not a LIKE.

Surprise! Surprise!

On: Ebola Has Made It To the United States

another Gomerism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

China won't like this

On: How 3D Printers Went Mainstream After Decades In Obscurity

Spatula City won't, either!

it's Alive!

On: 3D Bioprinter Creates "Living Bandage" Skin Grafts For Burn Victims

patent pending.

Images?

On: Indian Mars Mission Beams Back First Photographs

we don't need no stinkin' Images!

Samsung stockholder applause?

On: John Carmack's Oculus Connect Keynote Probably Had Samsung Cringing

off-script sometimes means off-project.

Re:He was holding it wrong

On: Apple Allegedly Knew of iCloud Brute-Force Vulnerability Since March

i'm busted. my password was 20000.

how would one burn a Netflix?

On: Not Just Netflix: Google Challenges Canada's Power To Regulate Online Video

light it with a Google?

Seattle's reminder to tip your garbage-worker well

On: Seattle Passes Laws To Keep Residents From Wasting Food

it works where i work.

Option B:

On: Stanford Promises Not To Use Google Money For Privacy Research

use Google's $ to fund football/use football funds for (secret).

is that an iPhone in your pocket?

On: Users Report Warping of Apple's iPhone 6 Plus

(punch line)

this will only hurt

On: PayPal Integrates Bitcoin Processors BitPay, Coinbase and GoCoin

a little bit.

scoreboard

On: Nvidia Sinks Moon Landing Hoax Using Virtual Light

when your opponent (Soviet Union) agrees, then you did it.

what's wrong with the Metro drivers?

On: Washington DC To Return To Automatic Metro Trains

DC's subway system uses a patronage policy.

barn door

On: Proposed Law Would Limit US Search Warrants For Data Stored Abroad

horse.

will the tourist get a room in the ISS?

On: Boeing To Take Space Tourists On Its CST-100 Spacecraft To the ISS

it hasn't been cleaned in years.

Million?

On: Amazon Purchases .buy TLD For $4.6 Million

Dr.Evil?