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  1. That's it. on Hawking Says Humans Have Entered a New Stage of Evolution · · Score: 1

    I am ready to become one with my robot overlords.

  2. Re:Free? How do they do the math? on Most Complete Topographical Map of Earth Complete · · Score: 1

    That proves it. Obama is a communist!! Run for the hills! Without a profit motive this cannot exist. The sky is falling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  3. I would just like to add... on Researcher Implants Laser-Activated Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. Re:Passwords? on Montana City Requires Workers' Internet Accounts · · Score: 1

    That is one of the funniest things I ever saw. Thank you for that.

  5. PI Licences for computer Techs on Supreme Court Declines Case Over Techs' Right To Search Your PC · · Score: 1

    This kind of thing is why in Texas they may require a PI License for computer techs.

  6. Re:Capitalist flight on Ballmer Threatens To Pull Out of the US · · Score: 1

    I think Carnegie would have moved factories to China in a heartbeat were he in business today.

  7. In a completely unrelated note: on The Real British X-Files · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My favorite UFO tales are the paintings and carvings of spaceships that have appeared across the millenia. Like these: http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_photos5.html

  8. Re:Sleep kills? on The Dangers of Being Really, Really Tired · · Score: 1
    As to your addictive illness...solutions:

    As a last resort, let 50 spiders loose in your bedroom when the sleeping pangs kick in. If you're even slightly arachnophobic, you'll rather stay awake than go to bed with those crawling around!

    Brilliant. Anyone willing to be a guinea pig?

  9. Re:Lies, damn lies. on Hacker Destroys Avsim.com, Along With Its Backups · · Score: 1

    Even a small business can rotate out some hard drives so they have data to within 30-90 days. It's unfathomable that they would have ALL the data on two running online systems and that's it.

  10. Re:Take your pick on How To Store Internal Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    Really! It's driving me crazy. They also don't have off-site backups! What the hell. Entire lives on those fucking disks and you kept the backups in the same room!

  11. The date for these stories has passed... on Think-Tank Warns of Internet "Brownouts" Starting Next Year · · Score: 1

    This is a load of BS. They were writing this up for next years April 1st web jokes and accidentally hit send prematurely.

  12. Re:I'm on a Mac on Zombie Macs Launch DoS Attack · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure vi is installed by default on all OS X Macs.

  13. Subscribe to the eBAy return policy... on Lose Your Amazon Account and Your Kindle Dies · · Score: 1

    I don't buy much of anything of value unless it is a great price--as in I could sell it for the same or more if I change my mind. Unless they are sending you broken crap, don't return it-eBay it.

  14. Disgustipated on Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain · · Score: 1

    And the angel of the lord came unto me. snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on High, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. and he brought me into a Vast farmland of our own midwest. and as we descended, cries of impending doom arose from the Soil. one thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. and terror possessed me then. and I begged: angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams? and the angel said unto me: these are the cries Of the carrots. the cries of the carrot. you see, reverend maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to Them, it is the holocaust. and I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat with the tears of one million Terrified brothers and roared: hear me now, I have seen the light. they have a consciousness! they Have a life! they have a soul. damn you! let the rabbits wear glasses. save our brothers. can I get an Amen. can I get a haleluia. thank you, jesus.

  15. People don't buy Macs for control. on Google Earth 5.0 Silently Changes Update Policy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People buy macs because they are streamlined, cool, boxes that you turn on and just use. They don't want the control offered by Linux/Windows. The argument I hear constantly from my brainwashed friends/family who use macs is that it just works without tweaking. (They think that is a good thing...)

  16. Re:Mystery Pits on Oldest Weapons-grade Plutonium Found In Dump · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, in fact with greater superheros come more powerful villains Hell bent on world domination if only they could do something about those pesky teenagers that foil all their schemes!!

  17. Re:Humor? Entertainment? on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 1

    Even if she had gotten a Windows machine it wouldn't have had those "MS Office icons" you speak of since that is not part of Windows. She would have had to pay at least another $150 in order to get Office on the laptop (from Dell...cheaper obviously elsewhere)

  18. Re:Minor correction on Trick or Treatment · · Score: 1

    I agree. This poster don't right no good.

  19. Re:Watch out! on Researchers Test Whether Sharks Enjoy Christmas Songs · · Score: 1

    You know I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

  20. Re:That's what you get.... on USPS Server Meltdown · · Score: 1

    Or, for each package you ship, have the code add an entry in your own database with the stats. When USPS goes down, use your own database. This would be self-updating and should work quite well for a large business that ships to all ends of the country with regularity. It would not be feasible for a small business necessarily.

  21. Apple users! I'm here to help. on Apple Laptop Upgrades Costing 200% More Than Dells · · Score: 1

    I will replace your drive for 150% of whatever Dell charges. That's a savings of 25%! Call now.

  22. Bad precedent! on Internet Pirates In France To Lose Broadband · · Score: 1

    So how long until people reading anti-government blogs and running websites deemed unpatriotic lose their access as well. This is a precedent that MUST be prevented!!

  23. Re:Whats the difference? on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    A cult believes in crazy things like miracles, immaculate conceptions, talking animals and firey plants, and invisible men of great power.

  24. Be afraid! Be very afraid! on Total Phone and Email Database Proposed In UK · · Score: 1

    As long as the CIA keeps Osama safe in a bunker at the Pentagon, he can and will continue to be used to scare all Westerners into giving up our rights. We really have no privacy any more anyway, we just need to install the two-way televisions and we're right there in 1984.

  25. Re:I need an invite please. please. on Demonoid Tracker Is Back Online · · Score: 1

    Thanks a million to spandex_panda, but greedy cowards have stolen your codes before I could use one. :(. Can someone send one to cisengineer2 AT gmail? thanks!