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Keanu Reeves To Star In Cowboy Bebop

It excites me incredibly to know that a Cowboy Bebop movie is happening. But it makes me scared to think that Keanu is getting the lead in what might be my single favorite Anime series of all time. I'm very skeptical that he can pull off this role. For now we'll have to wait and speculate who the rest of the cast will be. I'm mostly curious who will get Faye Valentine. And we can only cross our fingers and hope that the soundtrack remains intact.

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  1. Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless this is one of those 3D movies in which case he will just suck.

    1. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Keanu will be two-dimensional

      Unless this is one of those 3D movies in which case he will just suck.

      Are you saying Keanu Reeves' third dimension is "suck"?

    2. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 0

      Wow! There really are more facets to Keanu than I imagined.

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    3. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      Excellent! NOT!

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    4. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by towelie-ban · · Score: 1

      Two-dimensional, eh? One more than usual.

    5. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, his first dimension.

    6. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Gizzmonic · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It excites me incredibly to know that a Cowboy Bebop movie is happening."

      Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or did a Cowboy Bebop movie just get greenlighted?

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    7. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unless you flip the switch that moves him from suck to blow.

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    8. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by orielbean · · Score: 1

      I thought it was "Whoa..."

    9. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      More like half a roll of dimes!

    10. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize he had more than one.

      The worst acting skill contrast in history has to be Gary Oldman wiping the floor with Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Believe it or not, Keanu was trying to speak with an english accent...

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    11. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ohhhh, that was supposed to be ENGLISH!

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    12. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by steelfood · · Score: 1

      That requires time.

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    13. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keanu will make about as good of a Spike as Damon Evans does a Faye.
       
      Note: Links potentially NSFW.

    14. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least its not Will Smith...

    15. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Hojima · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hope he gets Spike's character of "I'm too lazy to land an enthusiastic blow so I'll use some wicked aikido" rather than his typical character of "I'm too cool to exert myself so I'll use some slack-ass tactic". At least we can count on Hollywood to find some actress that will match Faye's rockin' tits.

    16. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by dkf · · Score: 2, Informative

      That requires time.

      No, switching from suck to blow requires the Schwartz! Everyone knows that...

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    17. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by severoon · · Score: 1

      I once heard someone say: Man, this sucks and blows at the same time, but not in the way that cancels each other out. :-)

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    18. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that you can't fit a one dimensional creature in three dimensional space.

    19. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by daninspokane · · Score: 1

      Hah, you just described Spike's fighting style perfectly... never heard that before.. Wish I had some mod points :P

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    20. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      "At least we can count on Hollywood to find some actress that will match Faye's rockin' tits."

      Unfortunately, Savannah committed suicide YEARS ago and took those with her.

      I'm worried that someone will do some superficial research, come across the more deranged otaku, and think that Ed's character will attract perverts and hence need a redo. Ten years older, male, and with green hair instead, and then offer the part to Billy Mumy. I'd actually pay money to see his reaction to that.

      Ein... man, you're asking for the people who thought Garfield was perfectly believable to come into play and CGI it all up and on top of it give him a human voice.

      As far as Keanu goes, if ever anyone decides to do Clay Aiken Stands In For K.D. Lang, that would be right up Keanu's alley.

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    21. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only movie he really sucked in was My Own Private Idaho.

    22. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angst-ridden, intense anti-hero? Got Keanu written all over it. I'd be more worried about Hollywood's interpretation of the whole epic than one, very experienced actor.

    23. Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I hear ManFaye's available.

  2. Japanese? by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And we can only cross our fingers and hope that the soundtrack remains intact.

    Keanu Reeves knows Japanese?

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    1. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll just pop in a sim chip rite?

    2. Re:Japanese? by faloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      It happened after learning kung-fu, but before learning to act.

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    3. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One moment ... <clip>

      "I know Japanese!"

    4. Re:Japanese? by ttigue · · Score: 1

      No, but he knows kung-fu.

    5. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      but before learning to act.

      Still waiting on that one...

    6. Re:Japanese? by CatsupBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The learning to act cd was scratched, so they never got to that one.

    7. Re:Japanese? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that's acting you're doing?

      Hmmm!

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    8. Re:Japanese? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Your quote says soundtrack... I don't remember Spike singing.

    9. Re:Japanese? by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      Your markov generator's broken, buddy.

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    10. Re:Japanese? by Nick+Ives · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What singing? The music in Cowboy Bebop is mostly jazz of the bebop variety.

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    11. Re:Japanese? by phulegart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      think about it a little harder... ...

      That was his point. He was hoping that the music isn't changed.

      I'm up for new tunes as long as Yoko Kanno gets to be the one composing it.

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    12. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your quote says soundtrack... I don't remember Spike singing.

      Technically the soundtrack is the audio track, so for the soundtrack to stay the same as the anime all the dialog would need to be recorded in Japanese.

    13. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hilarious!! mod parent up!!

    14. Re:Japanese? by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is no script.

    15. Re:Japanese? by bAdministrator · · Score: 1

      If by Japanese you mean "Konnichiwa, mothafuckaaa", then no.

    16. Re:Japanese? by Briareos · · Score: 2

      I rather think CmdrTaco wants Yoko Kanno's soundtrack that she did for the TV series to return.

      So do I.

      np: 808 State - Marathon (Original 2 Four Pub Mix) (808 Archives Part III)

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    17. Re:Japanese? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Some of the Bebop songs with lyrics:
      Mushroom Hunting
      Green Bird
      Rain
      The Real Folk Blues
      Fantaisie Sign
      Want It All Back
      Don't Bother None
      The Singing Sea
      Words That We Couldn't Say
      Call Me Call Me
      See You Space Cowboy...

    18. Re:Japanese? by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      I rather think CmdrTaco wants Yoko Kanno's soundtrack that she did for the TV series to return.

      So do I.

      np: 808 State - Marathon (Original 2 Four Pub Mix) (808 Archives Part III)

      So does anyone who heard that. The Seatbelts are amazing and the soundtrack is something so unique that it stands for itself. I showed their CDs to a lot of people that hate anime, and most of them were very please.

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    19. Re:Japanese? by no1home · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter... There is no lead actor either.

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    20. Re:Japanese? by silent_artichoke · · Score: 1

      It's ok, that was some major boring shit.

    21. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey if Keanu does it in Japanese and someone else dubs it into English it might actually work!

    22. Re:Japanese? by Darth+Hubris · · Score: 1

      Yokko Kanno must do the music. The soundtracks to Ghost in the Shell were awesome!

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    23. Re:Japanese? by conureman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Acting isn't really as easy as it looks. I took some lessons, and really had to sweat. Getting scolded by June Lockheart for forgetting my lines? Epic Harsh.

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    24. Re:Japanese? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      also important, does he know Latin and Yoko Kanno's made up language(s)?

    25. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yeah, but most of the songs you mentioned are either in English or a gibberish language that Yoko Kanno invented. The only one I recall that has Japanese lyrics is The Real Folk Blues, which was the ending song.

    26. Re:Japanese? by Genda · · Score: 1

      Sadly there were plenty of combat training disks on the Nebakanezer, but no interactive acting simulations.

    27. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of wich is song by the voice actor of Sipke Spiegel

      Performers:
      Steven Berstein
      Yoko Kanno (Hell yeah!)
      Seatbelts
      Steve Conte
      New York Musicians
      Carla Vallet
      Mai Yamane
      Gabriela Robin
      Pierre Bensusan
      Tsuneo Imahori
      Philippe Nalry
      Tulivu-Donna Cumberbatch
      Jerzy Kneting
      Emily Bindiger
      Raju Ramayya
      Reynada Hill
      Scott Matthew
      Hassan Bohmide
      M
      Aoi "Ed" Toda
      Mark Soskin

      IMHLSO (I may have left someone out).

    28. Re:Japanese? by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 1

      True, but they're certainly not all Japanese. Mushroom Hunting, Call Me Call Me, and a few others are in English. Fastaisie Sign is in French. The Real Folk Blues is in Japanese. I'm not sure what language Green Bird is... also French?

      Come to think of it, almost all of those songs (and most songs in the show with lyrics) are in English.

      But, whatever... the characters in the show/movie don't do any singing. As long as Yoko Kanno is doing the soundtrack, I'll be happy. And if the movie is actually good, I'll be extremely happy.

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    29. Re:Japanese? by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      Green Bird is not in any language. Very hauntingly beautiful gibberish, but it doesn't mean anything in any language.

    30. Re:Japanese? by fluid21.7 · · Score: 1

      He inspires singing nonetheless.

    31. Re:Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am fair sure he still hasn't learned to act.

  3. Keanu got the wrong role... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...he would have made a better Edward!

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    1. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Screw that, I think Reeves might have almost enough personality to get Ein down.

      When questioned, Reeves had this to say:
      "I may be a terrible actor, but at least I ain't no furry!"

    2. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by ZirbMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seconded for Ein

    3. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by melikamp · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've gotta be kidding. Ein is amiable and intelligent, while Keanu has all the charm of of a ship-mounted laser turret. He could probably pull it off as a Vicious-like syndicate henchman. He is long overdue for a sadistic villain role.

    4. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, you don't remember The Watcher.

    5. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Keanu has all the charm of of a ship-mounted laser turret.

      I think we found his perfect role!

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    6. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Edward doesn't deserve that. Actually, none of them do. Well, maybe that other cowboy guy who actually rides a horse and speaks bits of bad engrish for no apparent reason... forgot his name tho.

    7. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      Andy

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    8. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      You're right. In fact, Keanu should be Vicious and Hugo Weaving should play Spike.

    9. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 1

      He could probably pull it off as a Vicious-like syndicate henchman. He is long overdue for a sadistic villain role.

      who dies in the first 10 second of the movie...

    10. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think Julianna Rose Mauriello of Stephanie fame would be the perfect choice for Ed.

      FAP FAP FAP

    11. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to misread the post!

      He said "Edward" who is a totally different character than Ein.

      Edward is human. Ein is a dog.

    12. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by melikamp · · Score: 1

      That would be a Keanu movie I love to see.

    13. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Ironlenny · · Score: 1

      Don't compare something that will blow you away to someone who just blows.

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    14. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that I would love to see Keanu as Ed Gein. Setting it in space is just a bonus.

    15. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      yes! he could be the henchman holding Faye at gun point in the church. With enough remedial training, Keanu just might be able to pull that role off. "Failure to comply...." *bang* *splat*

  4. He does know Kung Fu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he is more than qualified.

  5. get ready for excitement... by acedotcom · · Score: 1

    and utter disappointment. why doesn't somebody just staple a 'fro to a wooden plank and let that be Spike. micheal clark duncan can be miscast as Jet and the hot chick from transformers and try acting as Faye. Ein will be CG and Ed will be any female actress...using CG to reduce their size.

    and dont get me started on what a catastrophe the soundtrack will be.

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    1. Re:get ready for excitement... by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      If we're going for bad casting, I vote for Cheech Marin as Jet, Queen Latifah as Faye, Rodney Dangerfield as Ein, and Summer Glau as Ed. The soundtrack should be composed by Phillip Glass.

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    2. Re:get ready for excitement... by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, wait, Dangerfield is dead, isn't he?

      Perfect; they can just splice him in from other movies he's done.

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    3. Re:get ready for excitement... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hm, I'm pretty sure in the original that Ein was alive. Maybe my memory's fuzzy though...

    4. Re:get ready for excitement... by acedotcom · · Score: 2, Funny

      hey, if Fred Astaire can sell me a vacuum from beyond the grave, then Dangerfield can be reanimated for great justice.

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    5. Re:get ready for excitement... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Isn't Rodney Dangerfield dead? Hmm... Maybe that's appropriate after all. I wished Ein was dead a lot during that series.

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    6. Re:get ready for excitement... by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      hey, if Fred Astaire can sell me a vacuum from beyond the grave, then Dangerfield can be reanimated for great justice.

      Where's my zig?!?

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    7. Re:get ready for excitement... by Rayeth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe this will get Keira Knightly some more work as Ed, now that she refuses to let people digitally "enhance" her endowment.

    8. Re:get ready for excitement... by YetAnotherProgrammer · · Score: 1

      directed and produced by Uwe Boll.

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    9. Re:get ready for excitement... by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and utter disappointment. why doesn't somebody just staple a 'fro to a wooden plank and let that be Spike. micheal clark duncan can be miscast as Jet and the hot chick from transformers and try acting as Faye. Ein will be CG and Ed will be any female actress...using CG to reduce their size.

      and dont get me started on what a catastrophe the soundtrack will be.

      No, no, no... Clearly Michael Ironside was born to play the role of Jet Black in the live-action Cowboy Bebop... It will also be one more film to add to his repertoire of crap sci-fi movies...

      Ed will be played by a hot girl with big boobs. Instead of talking in rhymes and nonsense she'll be a hacker/greasemonkey/tomboy type character - everyone will recognize her as the character who would be totally hot if she just stopped talking about computers for a minute. They won't bother sticking to the original story, certainly not about little details like Ed's age...

      Seriously, how can any fan of the original be excited about this news? I expect a disaster of "Aeon Flux" proportions, personally...

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    10. Re:get ready for excitement... by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      Ein is 3rd or 4th most awesome character, after Spike, Ed and maybe Vicious.

    11. Re:get ready for excitement... by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Knock Knock!
      Who's there?

      Knock Knock!
      ...who's there?

      Knock Knock!
      Who's there?

      Knock Knock!
      *sigh* Who's there.

      Knock Knock!
      WHO'S THERE.

      Knock Knock!
      GODDAMMIT! WHO'S THERE?

      Philip Glass.

    12. Re:get ready for excitement... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Um, except for the whole age issue Glau would be considered a good choice for Ed. She's pretty much proven her ability to play oddball roles.

    13. Re:get ready for excitement... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Seriously, how can any fan of the original be excited about this news? I expect a disaster of "Aeon Flux" proportions, personally...

      To be fair... there's simply no way an Aeon Flux movie was even remotely possible... it was an idea that barely translated to a half-hour format...

      A good Cowboy Bebop movie is at least possible. It won't happen, mind you, but it's theoretically possible...

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    14. Re:get ready for excitement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting the androgynous nature of the Ed character. If we're going for bad acting might as well cast Pat from the "It's Pat!" SNL skits so we can at least retain the androgynous nature of the character.

    15. Re:get ready for excitement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up you freaks, Vin Diesel is the perfect Jet Black! He's visually perfect for the role, and he has the right acting chops.

      Sadly, I think that they will completely screw up Faye's character and make her Spike's love interest. In my worst case scenario it's Carry Ann Moss, because they will try to grab the Matrix audience...

    16. Re:get ready for excitement... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Where's my zig?!?

      It has taken off.

    17. Re:get ready for excitement... by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

      Sad but true,

      I expect it to be an order of magnitude worse than aeon flux though. :(

    18. Re:get ready for excitement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, wait, Dangerfield is dead, isn't he?

      And yet still not as stiff as Keanu Reeves...

    19. Re:get ready for excitement... by Rei · · Score: 1

      You really want to push back the release of River Tam Beats Up Everyone by having Summer take on this role?

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    20. Re:get ready for excitement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..as soon as I read Aeon Flux my eyes went BSOD.

  6. Sounds about right to me by n0dna · · Score: 5, Funny

    Poorly animated with stilted dialog is the way I'd also describe Keanu Reeves.

    1. Re:Sounds about right to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok i love CB, but i LOL'd.

    2. Re:Sounds about right to me by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      I thought he made a good alien in The Day The Earth Stood Still. The problem is, he always comes across like an alien.

      Keanu, a tip: The point of acting is to seem like you're not acting.

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    3. Re:Sounds about right to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he made a good alien in The Day The Earth Stood Still. The problem is, he always comes across like an alien.

      Keanu, a tip: The point of acting is to seem like you're not acting.

      Keanu, a tip: The point of acting is to seem like you're not acting.

    4. Re:Sounds about right to me by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently you haven't met Keanu. He isn't acting. :-P

    5. Re:Sounds about right to me by db10 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, he's acting as if he's not acting. He's very convincing!

    6. Re:Sounds about right to me by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      He isn't acting. :-P

      But if he doesn't seem to be acting, is he not, as Rei describes it, acting perfectly?

    7. Re:Sounds about right to me by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not really. It's not like what actors do has any correspondence to how real people behave. You don't turn your back to someone and stare out the window, while someone talks to you from behind. You don't take nice turns speaking, with pauses in just the right places for dramatic effect. I mean, look at films from the golden age of hollywood, the diction and the actor's physical movements are exaggerated to be more stage-like. People in noir films spout dialogue rapidly, and it's entirely unlike reality. Why then does everybody gush about heath ledger, when his performance in the Dark Knight was the biggest "Hey look at me I'm ACTING' performance I've seen in a long time, whereas Christian Bale's decidedly harder and more subtle performance goes unnoticed? You are wrong.

    8. Re:Sounds about right to me by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because acting up when playing a super villain is good acting, while acting up when playing a normal person is bad acting.

      Acting is about portraying a role. Sometimes a stereotype if you must. Ledger acting up as a very smart but completely batshit insane Joker was brilliant. And believable (if you can say something like that when dealing with the superhero/supervillain genre).

      Actors that are prone to overacting work best in a setting that doesn't deal with "reality". Ledger acting like this in a much more "realistic" setting would have been bad, at best. Actually terrible.

      Acting doesn't have to be realistic, unless you're trying to create a realistic environment.

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    9. Re:Sounds about right to me by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Rei, that's a role that's tailor-made for him.

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    10. Re:Sounds about right to me by severoon · · Score: 1

      Formula for a super-villian: someone that decides to kill himself and take as many innocent people as he can with him, but can't seem to settle on a specific time for the suicide part.

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    11. Re:Sounds about right to me by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you see that in the Joker, my guess is that you're wrong.

      The whole point of the Joker (as portrayed by Ledger) was to prove that everyone, especially those with the holyer-than-though attitude, can be turned into what everyone claims he is: An egoistic, uncaring maniac. When faced with the theat for his own life. His point wasn't cheap and easy havoc. That would have been much easier. Instead, he wanted to break people. His goal was to show people that they, too, will kill someone else when facing the choice of killing or dying. He failed at the ferry scene.

      Which, btw, I think would have succeeded without a flaw in real life.

      If you look at the way he staged his attacks, you'll notice that his goal wasn't just taking as many with him on his way into the death pit. He wanted to break people. He wanted to make people kill innocent people to save their own hide.

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    12. Re:Sounds about right to me by doom · · Score: 1

      People in noir films spout dialog rapidly, and it's entirely unlike reality.

      I gather you're not from New York.

  7. Problem with redoos. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just as the Starwars, or any media that we grew up to like. A redo of it with new actors no matter how good they do it will always seems lame to the old faithful fans.

    When something new is released and it isn't just right, for our expectations, then it just seems like an abomination.

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    1. Re:Problem with redoos. by Narpak · · Score: 1

      When something new is released and it isn't just right, for our expectations, then it just seems like an abomination.

      To a degree you are probably right. But none can convince me, as a fan of Hellblazer, that Constantine isn't just that.

    2. Re:Problem with redoos. by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Personally, I'm more worried about the upcoming Dragonball adaptation. They didn't even try to stay close to the source material. The only connection it has with the originals is the names of the characters.

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    3. Re:Problem with redoos. by CookieOfFortune · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He will walk around with a confused look on his face

      I'm pretty sure that's how Spike looked most of the time. :D

    4. Re:Problem with redoos. by sandysnowbeard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Daniel Craig did all right with Bond.
      The new Batman was astonishing.

      Point: beware of blanket statements.

    5. Re:Problem with redoos. by FrostDust · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference is that James Bond and Batman adventures are mostly self-contained, usually not being sequels of each other. You can try new stories and actors, or redo an old plotline with new actors, and have fandom ignore it if it turns out to be crap.

      Star Wars, as mentioned above, has the problem that eps 1-3 and 4-6 were canonically all sequels to each other, all part of the same storyline. It forces you to give equal weight to the good and bad parts. You can't just pretend Jar Jar, Amadalla, etc. didn't do what they did or you'd have plot holes.

      On the other hand, there are plenty of expanded and side stories to the Star Wars universe. Most of them take place different era or location than the events of the movies, or fill in details that weren't really that important. The Rogue Squadron games, for example, mostly follow the exploits of the fighter squadron aside from the events portrayed in the movies, when Luke wasn't fighting with them. You can disregard these events if you never played the games, or simply disliked them. They still canonically happened, but you aren't gonna be scratching your head if episode 7 comes out.

    6. Re:Problem with redoos. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      When something new is released and it isn't just right, for our expectations, then it just seems like an abomination.

      Perhaps, but that'll never be definitively proven with a Keanu Reeves movie.

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    7. Re:Problem with redoos. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm more worried about the upcoming Dragonball adaptation. They didn't even try to stay close to the source material. The only connection it has with the originals is the names of the characters.

      So, kinda like the animated Dragonball movies, then...

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    8. Re:Problem with redoos. by Kazin · · Score: 1

      Keanu Reeves as John Constantine? WTF were they thinking?

    9. Re:Problem with redoos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Though this might be hard to wrap your brain around, the value in a memorable original is IT'S ORIGINAL. Caps for clarification. The problem with a re-do is it's the opposite. Obvious, no? Taking it a step further, memorable originals are a labour of love and ambition, sequels are most often the definition of lazy opportunism. KeeeNooo in the lead role - too old, wrong personality, marginal talent - cements this movie's place as the latter just as surely as it did the 'Day the earth Stood Still' abortion.

    10. Re:Problem with redoos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A redo of it with new actors no matter how good they do it will always seems lame to the old faithful fans.

      Damn right. The one true Batman is Adam West.

    11. Re:Problem with redoos. by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I just watched it again recently, and I think Keanu's expressions will fit almost perfectly.

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    12. Re:Problem with redoos. by master_p · · Score: 1

      How about Keanu Reeves as James T Kirk?

      *ducks*

  8. Pffft.....Who cares about Faye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's going to go to some hollywood bimbo with connections.

    What I want to know...

    Who's going to play Ein?

    1. Re:Pffft.....Who cares about Faye? by genner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Madonna

    2. Re:Pffft.....Who cares about Faye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And will she be able to type with her feet?

  9. Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I believe this was predicted.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYltu4usfXk

  10. Which one is the lead, again? by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

    Why are you scared, Rob? I think Keanu would be great as Edward.

    Oh... you mean he's playing Spike.

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    1. Re:Which one is the lead, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here I thought he was playing Faye.

  11. Re:jet = tank by Amouth · · Score: 1

    don't for get the seat belts for the action sequences

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  12. Live action Cowboy Bebop? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't care who the cast is, it still sounds like a bad idea.

    I think I am going to go watch the entire series right now to wash the very idea out of my mind.

    1. Re:Live action Cowboy Bebop? by pbot · · Score: 1

      Physically you could do far worse but I would rather have someone who looks less like Spike and can act better. Not many actors come to mind who could pull off looking like a kung fu expert, while keeping that infamous sense of humor and sense of cool. To bad Toshiro Mifune is way old, maybe deceased.

    2. Re:Live action Cowboy Bebop? by jggimi · · Score: 1

      Toshiro Mifune: B: 1/4/20 D: 24/12/97
      John Belushi: B: 1/24/49 D: 3/5/82

    3. Re:Live action Cowboy Bebop? by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      This was my exact thought also - when I first heard of this possibility, I felt an immediate urge to make sure I knew where all the DVDs were to wash the horror away later.

    4. Re:Live action Cowboy Bebop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "24/12/97"
      "1/24/49"

      One of those can't be a date OR you're mixing up your formats.

  13. Reeves?!?!? by pondermaster · · Score: 0

    Yiiiihaaaa. Duuuude.

  14. No way by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reeves is in no way suitable for this role. Not even close. His voice lacks the gravely, emotional sarcasm that Spike is portrayed as having. His near monotone delivery will kill the character and reduce him to a mere shell of the original. Not to mention his hair won't be anywhere near as flowing as Spike's.

    The only thing he has going for him is in the looks. His face has a similar appearance to the comic and his body is more or less the same build. Other than that, it's, "Whoa!" all over again.

    But hey, since it's a semi-geek thing, I'm sure it will do as well as Serenity did.

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    1. Re:No way by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reeves is in no way suitable for this role.

      The Keanu rule of suitability is thus: Is there something wrong with the brain of the character?
      If so, then Keanu is perfectly suited to play the role.

      For example: If the character has 80 gigs of memory hidden in his brain, or a giant gaping plug hole in the back of his skull, or he's a time traveling stoner, etc. Then Keanu plays that role to perfection.

      IIRC, there was something wrong with Spikes' brain... post traumatic stress I think, so yeah, Keanu'll do fine.

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    2. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Keanu has a reptuation for taking "fringe" type roles. He did Johnny Mnemonic, A Scanner Darkly, and The Matrix...he has some geek cred.

    3. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the sneaking suspicion that the man in charge of this project found the most interesting facet of Spike to be his martial arts, and the most interesting part of the series to be the action. I fear this will be little more than a high-flying Woo-style action film that completely ignores all the backstory and character development that actually made the series so great.

      I don't usually make snap judgements about things like this so early, but if Reeves retains this position, this movie is doomed to suck, and suck hard.

    4. Re:No way by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      His voice lacks the gravely, emotional sarcasm that Spike is portrayed as having. His near monotone delivery will kill the character and reduce him to a mere shell of the original.

      Maybe I'll have to go back and watch the original, because I remember the original Spike being very much monotone, the sarcasm very much in the dialog, not the delivery.

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    5. Re:No way by skeeto · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I absolutely love this quote about Keanu Reeves in a review from The New Republic,

      One can only hope that in the future [Reeves] will devote himself to playing androids, less-self-aware species of undead, stylish pieces of contemporary furniture, and other roles that do not require the exhibition of any recognizably human traits.

      Reeves is a horrible actor and it's so disappointing that producers keep giving him roles. I guess it's done because the movie will sell more tickets, as opposed to using a lesser-known actor who might actually be able to act.

    6. Re:No way by A.+Kim · · Score: 1

      100% agreed about Keanu's poor casting.

      I don't think it will be like Serenity though, because the fans of Bebop already got their equivalent of Serenity back in 2001. It will, however, do well in the box offices precisely because of Reeves, in my opinion. I think most of the money will come from people who have never even heard of Cowboy Bebop, going to see a cool space action flick starring the most popular piece of cardboard in history.

    7. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is. There wasn't much emotion in Spike's attitude besides slight compassion and (the ensuing) annoyance.

    8. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reeves is in no way suitable for this role. Not even close. His voice lacks the gravely, emotional sarcasm that Spike is portrayed as having. His near monotone delivery will kill the character and reduce him to a mere shell of the original.

      You must have been watching the dub, because I don't remember his voice sounding that way in Japanese. With a little JKD and Keanu would be perfect.

      Not to mention his hair won't be anywhere near as flowing as Spike's.

      It could be, remember Ted?

    9. Re:No way by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      I just had an absolutely shocking thought... What if Reeves gets the role of Solid Snake? I think I must kill him now, before casting for a Metal Gear: Solid movie gets underway. I'd rather Brad Pitt play Snake, and I think he's the second worst possible choice (after Keanu Reeves). Seriously, ANYONE else would be better than Keanu Reeves for any role.

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    10. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Did you watch it dubbed in English or Japanese with subtitles?

      Because Steven Jay Blum voiced Spike with anything but a monotone voice.

      And no, you didn't gain anything if you watched with subtitles. "All anime is better in Japanese with subtitles" is total bullshit.

    11. Re:No way by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The right actor for the right role. Putting Reeves in a role that Carrey should play is asking for a stinker, as is the reverse.

      Reeves is the right person for a role that requires a brooding, musing, unfazable character that appears to be stoned constantly, or at least doesn't give a shit about what's happening around him. A semi-sentient andriod would fit the bill just fine too.

      Yeah, he's pretty one dimensional and quite limited in what he can do really well. But he's great in roles that require him to be little more than a comfortable doorstop or a speedbump, cast him accordingly!

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    12. Re:No way by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      The Keanu rule of suitability is thus: Is there something wrong with the brain of the character?
      If so, then Keanu is perfectly suited to play the role.

      I can't watch any Keanu Reeves movie without that classic line from Johnny Mnemonic floating through my brain:

      "I have a problem..." [points to head] "up here."

      Made me giggle a lot through "A Walk in the Clouds."

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    13. Re:No way by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I guess it's done because the movie will sell more tickets, as opposed to using a lesser-known actor who might actually be able to act.

      Bet you guys regret buying those Matrix DVDs!

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    14. Re:No way by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      I'll sacrifice some Karma to agree with you openly. While the Japanese voice acting is sometimes better, there's generally a lot of flavor lost in subtitles. Actual English dialogue can have more flavor. The problem with subtitles is that they try to be direct translations. Dialogue, not so much.

      Cowboy Bebop got this right in that regard. The actual English dialogue compared to the subtitles was immensely superior. While some purists will be naysayers no matter what, there was some good work there. Casting Keanu Reeves as the role of Spike is a huge let down... Maybe he learned to act at some point? Because then it might have been a good choice.

    15. Re:No way by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't watched Johnny Mnemonic if that is your Keanu defense.

    16. Re:No way by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      For example: If the character has 80 gigs of memory hidden in his brain, or a giant gaping plug hole in the back of his skull, or he's a time traveling stoner, etc. Then Keanu plays that role to perfection.

      If you're referring to Johnny Mnemonic, then no, just no. It wasn't William Gibson's best story, but it was nowhere near as bad as that movie...

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    17. Re:No way by ravenshrike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it's only partial bullshit. Except for certain select titles in which the voice actors are of decent quality, the vast majority of anime is better subtitled.

    18. Re:No way by mvdwege · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you do lose something in the dub: Norio Wakamoto's brilliant Vicious. And of course Megumi Hayashibara is always hard to beat in a female role.

      I've heard the Cowboy Bebop dub, and it is excellent, but don't pretend you're not losing something.

      Then again, since English is a foreign language to me anyway, it matters not one whit in what foreign language I hear the characters. So I may as well go with the original.

      Mart

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    19. Re:No way by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Listen to the japanese and READ the english. Take the subtlties from the vioce like normal and the script through the subtitles. It comes off way better. Only people that what a semi decent amount of anime prefer subs over buds on 90% of shows. Unless they don't liek reading, but thats not /.

    20. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > While the Japanese voice acting is sometimes better, there's generally a lot of flavor lost in subtitles.

      It doesn't matter; the flavour is still there in the Japanese audio track. You don't need to understand much Japanese to get cues from the dialogue. Subtitles augment the dialogue, but a dub replaces it.

      > The problem with subtitles is that they try to be direct translations. Dialogue, not so much.

      And therein lies one of the major problem with dubs. They don't change the dialogue in order to more accurately convey the intent. They change it because Japanese is a very terse language and any halfway-close English translation simply won't fit. So they just come up with the closest thing that they can get to sync, which is often quite a long way from the original, both literally and semantically.

      If you want to see how much difference this makes, watch an anime DVD with the English dub and with the subtitles on.

    21. Re:No way by cibyr · · Score: 1

      The other problem with English audio in anime is that often the voice-acting just plain sucks. Example: Trigun is completely unwatchable with the english audio, because everyone just sounds incredibly annoying. Maybe this is less of an issue for Americans who are used to the accent, but I just find it so grating when everyone in an anime speaks with an American accent and an annoying matter-of-factly tone that I'd rather read the subtitles regardless of the quality of the translation.

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    22. Re:No way by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I did watch it with subtitles.

      And I agree, not all anime is better. Some of it, I can't necessarily tell -- I like Patrick Stewart as much as anyone else, but I thought subtitle'd Nausicaa was fine.

      But there's also a lot of it that's horrible. Some of it is actually bad acting. Some of it is just the fact that you have the same exact set of voice actors working on so many of these shows -- no matter how good the portrayal of Shinji is, I can't get over the fact that he sounds so much like Goku.

      On top of all that, there's the odd bit like a Sailor Moon movie in which some sexual innuendo was completely cut from the dub, but not the subs. Apparently, lesbians are only allowed to exist in subtitles.

      Off the top of my head, other atrocities: Dragonball Z, Naruto, Trigun...

      So, anyway, the Japanese version of Bebop did have him pretty flat.

      I would like to agree with you, but the fact is, 90% of anime is better with subtitles, an additional 9.9% you can't tell the difference, and the other 0.1%, I'm probably never going to discover because I'm not going to watch every anime twice just to find out. On top of which, the dub is always a second interpretation, so it's worth watching it in the original language (with subs if you need them) for the same reason that it's worth watching a director's cut.

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    23. Re:No way by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > The only thing he has going for him is in the looks. His face has a similar appearance to the comic and his body is more or less the same build.

      Not sure that's true anymore. The Spike character is in his twenties, and Reeves is 44 and (more importantly) is starting to look it. Although I haven't seen TDTESS, (And won't unless someone holds a gun to my head. A big gun.) a recent photo seems to show Reeves has gotten a tad jowly. I don't think he's up to it physically. Which means all the fight scenes will be in jerky-cam so you can't tell how lame they are.

      I can't think of any A-lister who'd be right for the part, and anyway, I'm generally opposed to putting A-listers in sci-fi films from obscure sources, because a big chunk of the budget goes to salaries, leaving insufficient left over for trivialities like writing, sets, effects. Leave the A-list "Stars" for the yearly period costume melodrama Oscar-bait. Cast talented unknowns everywhere else. But that's just me...

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    24. Re:No way by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Also don't forget A Scanner Darkly, where he's playing a guy who's so fucked up on drugs, most of the time he doesn't know if he's an undercover cop, the druggie he's supposed to monitor, or both. As with the films you mentioned, he manages to perfectly portray a character with only partially functioning brain.

    25. Re:No way by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Some of it is just the fact that you have the same exact set of voice actors working on so many of these shows

      Steven Blum (Spike) and Wendee Lee (Faye) are notorious for this. Don't get me wrong, they are talented enough, but they are EVERYWHERE.

      Off the top of my head, other atrocities: Dragonball Z, Naruto, Trigun...

      No argument from me for DBZ or Naruto, but I have to say I didn't mind Trigun too much. It did fall into the usual pitfalls of trying to cram too much dialog into too small a timeframe, and horribly mismatching a lot of the voices, but on the other hand Johnny Yong Bosch did a fairly decent job of voicing Vash. Even better, he went on to voice Ichigo in Bleach (I can't say I really care for any of the other voices in the series, but as with Vash he did a great job here too and nevermind that the Japanese voice acting is much better). Who would've thought someone so talented would've come out of Power Rangers?

      I would like to agree with you, but the fact is, 90% of anime is better with subtitles, an additional 9.9% you can't tell the difference

      Here here. It's a strange thought, but I completely agree with you that you can't tell with about 10%. Notable series that fall into this category include Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex and Princess Mononoke. On the other hand though I can think of a few that are actually better in English, such as Spirited Away and (IMO) Cowboy Bebop. I'll probably get some disagreement on the last one, but I've seen it in both English and Japanese and I much prefer the English version.

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    26. Re:No way by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Also don't forget A Scanner Darkly, where he's playing a guy who's so fucked up on drugs, most of the time he doesn't know if he's an undercover cop, the druggie he's supposed to monitor, or both. As with the films you mentioned, he manages to perfectly portray a character with only partially functioning brain.

      An excellent movie, with a totally convincing lead losing his mind.

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    27. Re:No way by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      And of course, they did this even before he had a decent role...

      He is successful because he is successful not because he is well known. But hey, jump on the Keanu bandwagon, hate the person who does what you cannot. Who do you imagine as "the one" ? Val Kilmer ? Reeves has done more for SciFi than Will Smith, that's for sure. At least he doesn't bastardise the script to make sure it is a summer blockbuster. Would Johnny Mnemonic ever have been made without his name on top ? Or many others. All the films he has appeared in I was pleased to see dramatised. Even if he didn't play the best character. He should have starred in the film Equilibrium - it suited his style exactly. Bale merely imitates Reeves in that film, badly. No, I'm not saying Reeves is a great actor, but neither am I and yet I have to endure life as it comes. Being loud and false doesn't entertain me. I'd rather confused and cautious than Mr Ed any day.

    28. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean #1 DVD sales at amazon? it made more money at DVD sales than the boxoffice...

    29. Re:No way by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      I'll probably get some disagreement on the last one, but I've seen it in both English and Japanese and I much prefer the English version.

      Which did you see first?

    30. Re:No way by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      English. This was back when I was still buying a lot of anime and before subbing groups started distributing via BT. I guess I could simply be influenced by the fact that I saw it in English first, but I have gone back and watched other series in Japanese after the fact and enjoyed them much more. It really depends on the company handling the English release I guess; some of them (*cough* ADV, Funimation, Bandai *cough*) seem to crank them out as fast as they can and nevermind the voice acting quality. *shrugs* Maybe that has changed over the last 2-3 years, I couldn't tell you.

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    31. Re:No way by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      The worst dub I have ever heard was in a live action movie: When I bought the first Mad Max movie on DVD, and started to watch it the default soundtrack was dubbed to American English. I'm not a native English speaker, but even with the original Australian soundtrack I could understand what they said even without subtitles.

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  15. Wow by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here:

    I think he can do it.

    My first thought was definitely 'oh no'. But then I remembered that Spike is a little quirky anyhow... And very, very rarely do they manage to make a live-action with characters that really match the Anime's.

    What I'm most scared of is that they'll try to match the voice acting of the English version, instead of trying to get the tone and attitude of the Japanese version. Voice acting makes a huge difference to the overall feel of the character.

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    1. Re:Wow by jgtg32a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Voice acting was better in the English version, which just doesn't happen

    2. Re:Wow by prozaker · · Score: 1

      I'm just gonna cheer in the movie theater when he says 'Wow, the spaceship!'

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tenchi Muyo, Spirited Away, and umm.... well, crap, I think that's it.

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voice acting was better in the English version, which just doesn't happen

      ????? the voice acting in the dub was so bad, I couldn't even watch it. what on earth are you talking about?

    5. Re:Wow by ReverendLoki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Haven't heard the Japanese on it, but I think you can but Princess Mononoke in there too. Didn't the English dub even enjoy a modest Japanese theatrical run, because enough Japanese liked the English voice cast? Not a huge run, but still..

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    6. Re:Wow by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Keanu Reeves + martial arts = fail. I'm just hoping it will be so bad it will be funny, the way the first 10 minutes of the Dead or Alive movie was.

      Even if he were a karate champion he would be a poor casting choice for Spike, though. Heck even Ben Stiller is a better choice, I'm not kidding. For real they'd need someone I haven't heard of, because I can't think of someone who actually fits the role well at this point.

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    7. Re:Wow by athdemo · · Score: 1

      A lot of people, including the creator, believed the dub was better than the original voice acting (sorry, no source for this). Regardless of what they aim for with the voices in this movie, they will fall short, I'm sure. Specifically Keanu. This has already been said, but his generally monotone, almost lifeless voice is a far stretch from either version of Spike. I guess I will miss Spike's signature hair, as well, but that's not really going to be important when you consider all the other major attributes that will almost assuredly be ruined. Also, Spike d---err...woops, little too much 4chan.

    8. Re:Wow by db32 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What in the hell did you watch? It wasn't Cowboy Bebop. The English voice acting was terrible. Faye sounded like some dumb bimbo and almost all of the dialog was terribly unnaturally delivered.

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    9. Re:Wow by anjin-san+3 · · Score: 1

      Evangelion. The english dubbing has a much better translation than the subs.

    10. Re:Wow by _bug_ · · Score: 1

      Voice acting was better in the English version, which just doesn't happen.

      I'm guessing you watched the English dub first. That slants the perspective you have on the character.

      I watched it in Japanese first and then in English. I found the English voice to be a very flat, unemotive shell of the Japanese voice. The wide range of vocal emotion, from the loud, high-pitched squawks to the very deep, very quiet, very somber moment. Whereas the English voice just had the same sort of flat gravitas in his voice for every scene, even in the comedic bits.

      English Spike was, in a word, emo. Which, to many I'm sure, is exactly what they want or expect in such a series. But I feel the Japanese voice gave an added dimension to the character. You could almost read what Spike was thinking just from the voice. The Japanese voice really cemented the show as one of the best to come out of Japan that I'd ever seen.

    11. Re:Wow by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Haven't heard the Japanese on it, but I think you can but Princess Mononoke in there too. Didn't the English dub even enjoy a modest Japanese theatrical run, because enough Japanese liked the English voice cast? Not a huge run, but still..

      Meh the english dub of Princess Mononoke was pretty bad. They completely change a lot of the subtext in what is going on, who the true villains and who the true heroes are. I suspect it was done to make it more "western" with black/white good/evil rather then shades of grey as in the original version.

      The japanese language version (the spoken, not the english subtitles) had a lot more subtlety.

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    12. Re:Wow by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Keanu Reeves would make a decent Vicious. And I agree, I spent a good five minutes trying to think who could play Spike. I got nothin. Maybe Johnny Depp, he's at least played so many exotic parts that one more probably wouldn't phase him.

    13. Re:Wow by Briareos · · Score: 1

      What I'm most scared of is that they'll try to match the voice acting of the English version, instead of trying to get the tone and attitude of the Japanese version. Voice acting makes a huge difference to the overall feel of the character.

      Right - and trying to do the tone and attitude of the Japanese voice cast 1:1 in English doesn't sound weird at all?

      np: 808 State - Joyrider (A Natural Mix) (808 Archives Part IV)

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    14. Re:Wow by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would however say that Spike is the only character who sounds better in English. Jet, in the English version, is "Crusty General Voice #3". Edward is just fucking annoying. Faye likewise.

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    15. Re:Wow by harl · · Score: 1

      This is normal in any translation. Dub or sub. When I was living in Japan I loved reading the subtitles on American movies because it was a second movie with a different plot.

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    16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've listened to both, and while the English version wasn't the travesty the Evangelion and Escaflowne dubs were... It still has nothing on the original.

      That said we're all entitled to our opinions. :)

    17. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come off it, Spike is like adding a little Rick Dekard too Bruce Lee, keeping all of Lee's moves, Keanu Reeves is NOTHING like him.

    18. Re:Wow by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

      The English voices used like nearly all ( Mononoke being a rare exception but the original is still better) seriously didn't match the characters at all.

    19. Re:Wow by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Eh? I fail to see how that applies. Pretty much the entire thing was shades of grey. Or maybe I'm just better at reading the context since I read plenty of novels where the knight in shining armor isn't so shining and the bad guys have actual explanations for their actions.

    20. Re:Wow by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Didn't the English dub even enjoy a modest Japanese theatrical run, because enough Japanese liked the English voice cast? Not a huge run, but still..

      The amazing thing isn't that it dances well...

      If this movie isn't a complete and utter piece of shit I'll go see it just to gaze in awe.

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    21. Re:Wow by ZygnuX · · Score: 1

      Johnndy Depp sounds like the "style" of actor who could pull this off!

    22. Re:Wow by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since I've watched it. But if you have the DVD version with both subtitle tracks and know a little bit of Japanese language/culture, you can find the differences between the two different subtitle tracks.

      (It's just a big pet peeve of mine where the english dub westernizes something. That particular movie stands out because it's full of shades of grey. Is the lady in charge of the town good or evil? Is the stag spirit good or evil? What about the protagonists?)

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    23. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably more due to Japanese fascination with Americana than actual quality...

      Who else would really enjoy hearing a wizened old monk with Billy-Bob's twang?

    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I preferred Princess Mononoke in Japaneese. I felt that Billy Crudup didn't quite pull it off as Ashitaka. That, and Billy Bob Thornton always throws things off for me. I just think he's creepy.

    25. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to throw Josh Hartnett's name out there for consideration. Lucky # Slevin is what decided it for me, in case you're wondering.

  16. Woah! by genner · · Score: 2

    I stand behind his one word tradmark and am looking forward to this movie.

    1. Re:Woah! by Barny · · Score: 1

      I thought his word was...

      "Excellent!"

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    2. Re:Woah! by genner · · Score: 1

      I thought his word was...

      "Excellent!"

      We were all young and foolish once, cut him a break.

  17. Christian Bale as Spike by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd cast Christian Bale as Spike... but that's just because I want to see him in every movie I watch now.

    1. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by pizzach · · Score: 1

      I think I would prefer Johnny Depp. It would at least be interesting. Of course, Bale might be okay if he uses his raspy "I'm batman" voice for everything.

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    2. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by internerdj · · Score: 1

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104990/ This will take the edge off...

    3. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by melikamp · · Score: 1

      I was also thinking Depp, but Bale is even better. He can act and kick things, and hair can be done.

    4. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by pizzach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bale also apparently did a voice for the fairly good English dub of Howl's Moving Castle. So yeah, he already has a foot in the Japanimation universe and would probably do the role the most justice out of anyone.

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    5. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      probably do the role the most justice out of anyone.

      I certainly enjoy seeing him dole out the justice.

      -l

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    6. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      Christian Bale = Spike is a good call.

      My wife suggested Bruce Willis as Jett.

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    7. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      For a moment I read that as Christian Slater. Just a moment...it was scary enough.

    8. Re:Christian Bale as Spike by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      A 25yo Depp would have been awesome for Spike, but even if they start shooting now, he would be 45 which is just too old.

      (Given that the guy is 7 months younger than me, that was quite a sobering sentence to write - Now I have to face up to the fact that I will never be the young, cool one if I take up a career as an interplanetary bounty hunter *sigh*

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  18. Soundtrack by Kartoffel · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they have to redo the soundtrack, I hope they hire Bill Cosby.

  19. As Ed? by mr_da3m0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I want to see Milla Jovovich as Ed. That would be perfect.

    1. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, she would be awesome for that role. She does need to keep clothes on tough...

    2. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to see Milla Jovovich as Ed. That would be perfect.

      Milla might be too big to play Ed. She is supposed to be a child. So which youngish actor could pull off the zany boy/girl quirkyness of Ed? I have no idea. Natalie Portman comes to mind, but I think I'd probably hate that.

      I like Micky Rourke as Jet. I've jumped on his bandwagon.

      Faye will probably be the hardest to cast. I'd bet on a newcomer or nobody to play her.

    3. Re:As Ed? by jimbobborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No she doesn't...

    4. Re:As Ed? by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      I second this.

    5. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the point of Ed was to look pretty ambiguous genderwise; Milla Jovovich is awesome, but I'm not sure how she could be mistaken for a guy. I'd cast her as Fae Valentine, maybe.

      Maybe Charlize Theron? I heard she's pretty flexible and athletic, she did most of her own stunts in the live-action Aeon Flux, I believe.

      Both are kinda old, though. I think Ed was supposed to be teenage/asexual, right?

    6. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES

    7. Re:As Ed? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I want to see Milla Jovovich as Ed. That would be perfect.

      Milla might be too big to play Ed.

      If you stick to the source material, then yeah, Ed's basically a kid and Milla is too old.

      But do you really think that's going to happen? No way in hell. They're going to make Ed sexy, one way or another. It's just what they do.

      Milla as "Ed" wouldn't be terribly true to the original - but at least it'd be a fun choice. I can see her playing Ed with a bit more eccentricity - not just a "mousy nerd" or "greasemonkey hacker" but as a character with a real bend to their brain: but still with the requisite tasty-liciousness for a Hollywood role... It could work. I like that.

      But they won't do it, I'm sure. They'll decide that Ed's character will be responsible for explaining things like hyperspace gates and ship malfunctions to the audience...

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    8. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to other articles I've seen on this, the screenplay will be based on the first episode, Asteroid Blues, so no Ed, Ein, or Faye. Ein and Faye show up in a couple of subsequent episodes. Ed doesn't make an appearance until Ep. 9, Jamming With Edward.

      Lack of a Kanno soundtrack would be an even bigger deal-killer for me than Reeves as Spike. It's not CB without her music.

    9. Re:As Ed? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A bit old, but actually you're right.

      Since they will put a grown girl in the job anyway (for the boob factor alone, since else, well, where is the boob?), she'd be the perfect cast.

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    10. Re:As Ed? by SoTerrified · · Score: 1

      I thought the point of Ed was to look pretty ambiguous genderwise; Milla Jovovich is awesome, but I'm not sure how she could be mistaken for a guy.

      Go watch 'The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc'. That should answer all your questions on how Milla can look androgynous.

    11. Re:As Ed? by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      They're going to make Ed sexy, one way or another. It's just what they do.

      No they won't. Ed was the wacky genius/comic relief character. Ed was also intentionally androgynous (several jokes about it throughout the series). Faye and Julia were the sex appeal.

    12. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faye won't be hard to cast. She already exists.(NSFW)

    13. Re:As Ed? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Milla Jovovich couldn't act her way out of a prada handbag.

      Since they will put a grown girl in the job anyway (for the boob factor alone, since else, well, where is the boob?), she'd be the perfect cast.

      Except that she has no boob, either. Besides, Faye is the boob patrol, her guns are bigger than her guns.

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    14. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ed is supposed to look like a 12-15 year old sexually ambiguous character. How is Milla Jovovich even close to the character of Ed (besides the red hair?

    15. Re:As Ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it.. Now, excuse me, I think I'm going to beat myself some..

    16. Re:As Ed? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      They're going to make Ed sexy, one way or another. It's just what they do.

      No they won't. Ed was the wacky genius/comic relief character. Ed was also intentionally androgynous (several jokes about it throughout the series). Faye and Julia were the sex appeal.

      What, you think they care about trifling details about how a character was or wasn't portrayed in the original work?

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  20. Faye Valentine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm mostly curious who will get Faye Valentine." I'm hoping for Man-Faye.

  21. Better actors by Awperator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spike: Adrian Brody or Adam Brody
    Jet: Clancy Brown
    Don't know about the others

    but yes, they definitely need The Seatbelts/Yoko Kanno. Bebop isn't bebop without the music.

    1. Re:Better actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would sincerely suggest Vincent Cassel as Spike. This might sound odd as the guy I would agree is less of a visual match to Spike than Keanu but on the other hand the guy does manage to inhabit such a role. I didn't think I would ever refer to the movie Ocean's 12 in any meaningful conversation *shudder* (yes, I watched it) but I will. Initially, when I saw it I thought of Vincent Cassel as a live action Lupin but given the suggestion of a Bebop movie I could very easily imagine him as Spike as well. I wonder how they would do the movie; will they make a live action version of the anime Bebop movie? It could fit. Of course the Vicious/Julia arc is also possible but that would kind of rule out any sequels unless they pull an I am legend.

    2. Re:Better actors by Kayden · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Better actors by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Excellent choices. I was trying to think of a good Jet, and couldn't come up with one. I'd imagine they'd try and stick Samuel L. Jackson in the role just because Jet is a "gruff badass". But Brown would be perfect for the role.
      And Adrian Brody is the only person I can see filling the physical description and being able to carry off that friendly/sardonic attitude of Spikes.
      I think Dakota Fanning could probably pull off Edward, since she's one of the most versatile child actors around. But if they could find a newcomer to pull of that sweet/insane character that would be cool.
      But really, a live action Bebop will not live up to the expectations of the fans that have grown around the show in the last 10 years since it aired.

  22. My heart is a frozen tundra by steveo777 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll probably have to skip this movie. I love Cowboy Bebop, but keanu reeves is one of the absolute worst actors of all time. I mean that both as serious and funny. So with a light heart I'm going to go find a bottle of cheap vodka to wash away the idea.

    Can anyone explain to me why good actors such as Heath Ledger die, OD, or whatever but people like keanu don't? If the man had any honor as an actor he'd step down and let some one who can act take the part.

    Oh, and here's to hoping Bruce Willis is cast as Jet. The voice may not be right but the look would be. Oh, and if Halle Barry is in the movie in any way I'm leading the boycott.

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    1. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Can anyone explain to me why good actors such as Heath Ledger die, OD, or whatever

      You know how fucked up the Joker was? Heath wasn't faking it, he was letting his angst show.

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    2. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      This is a Hollywood remake of a cartoon, not some work of art that our grandkids are going to be appreciating in film class 50 years from now. No matter who you cast instead of Reeves, they are just going to be doing it for a paycheck, and the person (or people) behind the decision to cast them in the role are doing it knowing that person will put butts in seats at the theater. Not sure why you think this movie is worth challenging somebody's honor over.

    3. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone explain to me why good actors such as Heath Ledger die, OD, or whatever but people like keanu don't?

      Because Keanu is smart enough not to ingest the following drugs into his body in a very small time frame?

        Oxycodone -- narcotic/pain killer
        Hydrocodone -- narcotic/pain killer
        Diazepam -- anti-anxiety drug
        Alprazolam -- anti-anxiety drug
        Doxylamine -- sleep medication
        Temazepam -- sleep medication

    4. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by garvon · · Score: 1

      He Is not the greatest but he IS better then such all time great bad horrible actors as. Robert Wagner ,Ron Eli or lest we forget Adam West...
      Keanu Reeves is bad but he is not yet in the realm of stinkatude as the 3 I mentioned.

    5. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone explain to me why good actors such as Heath Ledger die, OD, or whatever but people like keanu don't? If the man had any honor as an actor he'd step down and let some one who can act take the part.

      Great actors have passions and flaws that sometimes get the best of them. Bad actors are in it for a paycheck.

    6. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the man had any honor as an actor

      Yeah, that's why people become actors..

    7. Re:My heart is a frozen tundra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone explain to me why good actors such as Heath Ledger die, OD, or whatever but people like keanu don't?

      Tongue-in-cheek:
      Maybe there's an inverse relationship between the ability to pretend to be someone else and the ability to like yourself?

  23. See you, space cowboy by dvh.tosomja · · Score: 1, Insightful

    See you, space cowboy

    1. Re:See you, space cowboy by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      More like "Won't see you, space cowboy..."

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  24. He Ruined _The Day the Earth Stood Still_ by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Extending a career of almost entirely bad performances (including the ones where that's appropriate, like _The Matrix_), Reeves ruined _The Day the Earth Stood Still_. It would have been a formulaic remake anyway, but Reeves made it his own with his craptastic performance. Ruining one of the greatest classic SF movies.

    Anyone who gives him any work at all should be run face-first through a 70mm film projector.

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    1. Re:He Ruined _The Day the Earth Stood Still_ by melikamp · · Score: 2, Funny

      He is not entirely useless though. He could probably pull off the main role in Soylent Green. Starring as Soylent Green.

    2. Re:He Ruined _The Day the Earth Stood Still_ by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no can do. Remember? "Soylent green is people!"

      And, be honest, is that people?

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  25. What? by Ragzouken · · Score: 1

    I can't be the only one who has no idea what Cowboy Bebop is.

    1. Re:What? by ianare · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but you must be the only one that didn't just google it.

    2. Re:What? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      OMG! You mean you don't know everything that might possibly appear on a news site? Say it ain't so!

      I hear that Google can find all kinds of information on just about anything you might be interested in. Wouldn't that have been quicker than posting a comment?

    3. Re:What? by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      Ragzouken wrote:

      I can't be the only one who has no idea what Cowboy Bebop is.

      Cowboy Bebop is a 26-episode anime series that was release in Japan in 1998. Later it had a very successful run on Cartoon Network and it still is regularly rerun as part of Adult Swim (it is currently run once a week on Sunday Morning at 4am PST).

      Brief Overview: "Cowboy Bebop" is a sci-fi anime series that is set in the late 21st Century and focuses on a group of bounty hunters. The name of the series comes from bounty hunters (called cowboys) and the name of their ship (called the "Bebop"). Although it is set in the future, much of man's current conditions still exist at that time, only the tech has advanced a bit. According to Wikipedia, it is considered one of the best anime series of all time.

      If you decide to watch the series, it is important to watch it in order and from the beginning, since each episode builds on the previous ones. Last weekend Adult Swim ran episode #10.

      The following is a link to the Wikipedia page on Cowboy Bebop (Note - This page contains many series spoilers): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_Bebop.

    4. Re:What? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Yes, but then he would miss out on the resulting condescending comments...

    5. Re:What? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the Cowboy Bebop movie, cleverly named Cowboy Bebop: The Movie.

      I never watched the series, but I did see the film once and enjoyed it.

    6. Re:What? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      No, but you must be the only one that didn't just google it.

      But he wants ROOM SERVICE!!!

    7. Re:What? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's titled 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door'. However, for the American market, like so many other movies, it was thought that the title wasn't clear enough.

      This is similar to how, in America, 'The Madness of King George The Third' was simply titled 'The Madness of King George,' lest movie-goers bitch about how they missed the first two. Or 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,' rather than 'Philosopher's Stone.'

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    8. Re:What? by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's titled 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door'. However, for the American market, like so many other movies, it was thought that the title wasn't clear enough.

      Also, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is the name of a song by Bob Dylan, and the title of the movie is almost certainly a reference to it. They probably wanted to avoid any possible trademark issues, which wouldn't be a problem in Japan but could be in the US.

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    9. Re:What? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1
  26. Just stop by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop making live action remakes of animated work. Actually, stop making remakes at all, but damn, some things work in animation for a reason.

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    1. Re:Just stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is, you didn't like Speed Racer? :) Or perhaps Aeon Flux?

      Now with (ugh) a live-action Dragon Ball on the way and rumors of Battle Angel Alita, Robotech, Akira, and Neon Genesis Evangelion waiting in the wings, you'll have to hold your nose a bit longer. This is the first I'd heard of a Cowboy Bebop live-action movie, though.

      I have to feel a bit sorry for the producers of these things... Many of them just want to share the things they enjoyed in their childhood, and their only way to do that is to make movies about them. The success of Transformers is also partly to blame, since it lets them make a case for funding these abominations.

    2. Re:Just stop by ZTiger · · Score: 1

      I second that. English voice actor vs. Japanese voice actor debate aside, Cowboy Bebop is an anime the would be robbed of it's mojo if it was live action. I don't have anything against Keanu but this has live action Street Fighter written all over it.

    3. Re:Just stop by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Stop making live action remakes of animated work. Actually, stop making remakes at all, but damn, some things work in animation for a reason."

      There is an easy solution. Don't watch it. The more these projects lose money the better.

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    4. Re:Just stop by MSZ · · Score: 1

      But you know, animated is for kids. Adults can only watch crappy live action remakes. It's the law or something...

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  27. Faye Valentine by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm mostly curious who will get Faye Valentine.

    There's already a porn actress that goes by that name . . . maybe she could do it? :) (If Googling she also occasionally goes by Faye Reagan - and offtopic IMHO she's in the top 5 best looking gals currently in the business).

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    1. Re:Faye Valentine by TeamSPAM · · Score: 1

      I would suggest Kathleen Robertson as Faye Valentine. She was in the scifi mini series Tin Man and she looked like natural Faye.

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    2. Re:Faye Valentine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want her to get auditioned. If she can act, she would fit the role perfectly.

    3. Re:Faye Valentine by Chih · · Score: 1

      I can get a review of a live-action remake of an anime and a review of a pornstar, all in the same discussion. This is why I still come here.

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    4. Re:Faye Valentine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faye Valentine wasn't a freckly red head...

    5. Re:Faye Valentine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I still come here.

      No pun intended, I'm sure.

    6. Re:Faye Valentine by allwheat · · Score: 1

      Helena Bonham Carter (a la Marla Singer in Fight Club or Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd) would do a good Faye. She's got the perfect look and personality, kinda dark, but vivacious.

  28. Ack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ack!.... oh god... why are they going to ruin this series. *cry*

  29. Spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keanu would be good for Spike. I think the reason people criticize Keanu Reeves' acting is because they judge him based on the Matrix, which didn't have the script or directors to show off any actor's abilities. Look at stuff like A Scanner Darkly or Bram Stoker's Dracula and you will see that the guy can act. While I don't expect the Cowboy Bebop movie to win Keanu an Academy Award, I do think he'll do a good job. Spike is a character who deals with complicated issues nonchalantly so an emotional actor would be more likely to ruin it than Reeves.

    1. Re:Spike by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I think the reason people criticize Keanu Reeves' acting is because they judge him based on the Matrix

      No, Reeves was actually a very good fit for the first Matrix film; it's the other stuff he hasn't been so good in.

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    2. Re:Spike by zegota · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dracula? Are you kidding me? He is HILARIOUSLY bad in that movie. He drops and finds his accent multiple times throughout. It's just a disaster. A Scanner Darkly is good, though.

    3. Re:Spike by teopatl · · Score: 1

      "Nonchalantly" is not a word I would use to describe the last couple episodes. People criticize Reeves's acting because it is amateur at best, and uniformly too one-dimensional to work in this role. Mark my words: you will see Reeve's rendition of John Constantine here.

  30. Could work... by GameMaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think Reeves could, actually, work for most of the scenes (Spike tended to be very melancholy and low key most of the time) but the directory will have to really push to get strong emotion out of him in certain scenes (such as fighting Vicious). As for Jet, I think a shaved Ron Pearlman could pull it off pretty well. Not sure who I'd pick for the rest of the parts.

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  31. My vote for Faye Valentine by eball · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is absolutely made for Scarlett Johansson. She could play the part well, she has experience playing a noirish character from something that was not originally live action thanks to The Spirit, and she has all of the requisite... y'know... "physical properties."

    1. Re:My vote for Faye Valentine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck that. i like scar-jo, but she'd be unbearable. i say jessica alba since she can act a little and has done action movies and has dork cred (sin city).

      but in the end, they'll shit on our heads with angelina jolie and we'll say "thanks for the hat!"

    2. Re:My vote for Faye Valentine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would be better suited to play Julia ;)

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  32. Wrong Cowboy by CannonballHead · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... I much rather would have liked to have a Cowboy Neil movie.

    1. Re:Wrong Cowboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah! Cowboy Neal defeats Cowboy Neil any day of the week. Take that Norris!

  33. Faye Valentine by ca111a · · Score: 1

    Summer Glau would be nice. I hope Keanu Reeves plays Jet Black not Spiegel though.

  34. Just like batman... by A.+Kim · · Score: 1

    The best actor ever to play batman?
    Kevin Conroy, who was the voice of Batman in the animated series of the early 90s. Likewise, the best actor to play the joker was Mark Hamill, in the same series.

    ...until, of course, the Dark Knight. My expectations might have been unreasonably high, but the Dark Knight still managed to blow them completely out of the water, and it was pretty much a perfect film. I draw this comparison because the English voice actors for Bebop were absolute perfect fits. This is no easy task, as fans of anime might know, because poor English dubs can ruin even the best series.

    I like Cowboy Bebop even more than I did the Batman series, and I just can't see Keanu Reeves, judging by his body of work (read: a travesty), doing anything but destroying Spike Spiegel forever.

    And that's just the lead role. Who knows what will become of all the other aspects of the series that made it so good? It seems to me that this is yet another remake or "tribute" made to extort as much money as possible out of us unaware Americans by giving it broader appeal (Why else would they cast Reeves? Why bother even making a movie? The fans got what they wanted with Knockin' On Heaven's Door.) instead of actually paying homage to one of the greatest TV series ever made.

    1. Re:Just like batman... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Adam West is still the only Batman worth watching.

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    2. Re:Just like batman... by Sciros · · Score: 1

      I agree totally on Conroy and Hammill. When I measure TDK against other Batman films, I also measure it against Mask of the Phantasm, heh.

      TDK is FAR, FAR, FAR from perfect, but it is so much closer than the other serious live-action Batman films that it's no contest as far as which is the best of those.

      I don't know much about the English voice actors for Cowboy Bebop... I only watch subtitled foreign-language stuff if I have the opportunity.

      I didn't think Cowboy Bebop was close to Batman: TAS in terms of overall quality (especially given the last two episodes of Bebop where they realized that they had this big story arc planned all along and had done zero with it up until then). That said, I think it's something that can grow into a franchise that delivers something better than the anime. A movie may well fit into that strategy, but Keanu Reeves turns it into instant fail. Spike is a charismatic, funny character who is actually skilled in martial arts, and Keanu can't even go 1-for-3 as far as that goes. It's ridiculous, but of the big-name actors out there I know of, I'd say Ben Stiller is as good as anyone else for the role. If you want a "perfect" (true-to-form) Spike, I can't think of anyone appropriate so an unknown would have to be cast.

      Oh well, at least we've heard nothing about the EVA remake as of late. A good thing if you ask me. Cowboy Bebop, even if you don't want it "tarnished," can be transitioned to live-action far more easily than Evangelion.

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    3. Re:Just like batman... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I thought that for a long time. After seeing The Dark Knight I can't agree with it anymore, but I would say that Adam West's portrayal is incomparable with any of the others.

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    4. Re:Just like batman... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And the only batman that could DANCE!

      Ok. Could not. But did at least.

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  35. Re:Please mod as Redundant - Stating the Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're looking too hard for someone to flame. You sounded stupid. Grow up.

  36. Why so sad? by neothoron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are certainly exceptions, but I would wager that most live action adaptations of japanese animation/manga have been failures. Which means the worst case scenario boils down to "Cow Boy Bebop live movie is bad, just like nearly every such adaptation, life goes on."

    However, I would have a little hope for this one, because the ambiance of Cow Boy Bebop is kind of a stereotype of "american wild west" (or at least its representation in japanese minds). And Keanu Reeves does not strike me as such a bad choice for Spike; I mean, physically speaking they have the same build, don't they?

    1. Re:Why so sad? by Plastic+Pencil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except Keanu is 45. Spike is in his late 20's (27 -- I think). Spike is a subtly complex character, Keanu has never effectively played one. Spike practices Jeet Kune Do, Keanu doesn't seem anywhere capable of mimicking the fluidity and speed of such a martial art, and at 45, isn't likely to be getting any better at it. Keanu has been good in some good roles, but let's face it, he's typically about charismatic and versatile as wallpaper.

  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

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  38. So how doe we get Reeves removed from the project? by dodden · · Score: 1

    I want to see the move, but not if he is attached or he actually learns to act! DON"T KILL COWBOY BEBOP!!!

  39. Don't bother. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't quite understand why people dislike Keanu Reeves so much. Well, I think he has a tendency to end up in these lame movies with roles that are easily mocked. I wouldn't call him a great actor, but he's certainly far from the worst. And he's not nearly as obnoxious as others.

    My problem with this movie is the fact that it's yet another remake and it will probably be crap. They'll try to reinvent everything, completely missing the character of the original. I expect the end result to be crap much like Speed Racer.

    Part of my problem, however, is the source material. Cowboy Bebop is decent, but like most other anime is very derivative and features convoluted storylines. Over the years I've found that anime fans tend to have low standards. As long as it's Japanese they love it. I can't count the times I've read glowing reviews for one thing or another only to find it's not very good. Even what is widely considering to be average anime gets overly positive reviews. And when something is actually pretty good, then it's really blown out of proportion.

    My point is why bother remaking anime? The fans will never be happy with it. Few others will know enough about the source material to be interested which means the movie will have to stand on its own merits. At that point, they may as well have just come up with something unique and potentially more interesting. But then Hollywood and unique go together like oil and water.

    Speaking of anime remakes, Battle Angel Alita is also coming in 2011, with James Cameron as the director. The manga's storyline has turned to crap, but I still have a fondness for the original story. Even though I'll probably be disappointed I am foolishly looking forward to the movie.

    1. Re:Don't bother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cowboy Bebop is decent, but like most other anime is very derivative and features convoluted storylines.

      What? Convoluted? That right there invalidates most of your post. Don't get me wrong, I love Cowboy Bebop, but it story is really pretty simple and straightforward. What is your idea of a storyline that's not convoluted? Doom?

      I hope you never watch something like Evangelion or Ashes of Time. For that matter, stay away from reading, most adult sci-fi books will hurt you.

    2. Re:Don't bother. by lbbros · · Score: 1

      More than Evangelion (whose story turned to convoluted because of the staff running out of funds around episode 20), an excellent storyline is the one found in Boogiepop Phantom. Screenplay writer Sadayuki Murai (Perfect Blue, Millennium Actress, Kino no Tabi...) built upon the very nice groundwork of Kohei Kadono (author of the original novels) creating a rather complex and non linear story.

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    3. Re:Don't bother. by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      I recall that the original (animated) Cowboy Bebop movie was only average -- it was basically a long episode -- so this live-action movie is going to be tough to do right. Them picking Keanu shows that they're already on the wrong track.

      I agree that the source presents some difficulties. Cowboy Bebop is convoluted over the entire series (as it should be, IMHO) but episode by episode it's simple and ... episodic. In a long series you can drop little hints here and there before pulling out the backstory, but in a movie there's only so much you can do without losing focus overall.

      My expectation is that the movie will be crap, but perhaps they'll leave the soundtrack alone. It would be nice to have cleaner versions of "Tank!" and "Rush", and a more solid rendition of "Adieu". However "The Real Folk Blues" is in Japanese, so I expect Hollywood to replace it with something screwy.

      I'm in despair. Hollywood and Keanu Reeves have left me in despair.

    4. Re:Don't bother. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't quite understand why people dislike Keanu Reeves so much. Well, I think he has a tendency to end up in these lame movies with roles that are easily mocked. I wouldn't call him a great actor, but he's certainly far from the worst.

      I wouldn't call him an actor at all. I'd call him a natural Ted.

      Keanu Reeves is Harrison Ford lite. See, men and women like to watch harry ford. Women want him, men want to be him. Only women (and only style-over-substance types at that) get panty splashes for Keanu. Women want him, men want to hit him.

      Also, there's the whole thing that Harry at least has three or four different emotions which he can, you know, emote.

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    5. Re:Don't bother. by JynXed · · Score: 1

      My point is why bother remaking anime?

      Because they figure they can make a buck.

    6. Re:Don't bother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but this is Cowboy Bebop, not "some other anime". Cowboy Bebop is not limited by its genre. And thus it deserves better than Keanu Reeves.

    7. Re:Don't bother. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      I expect the end result to be crap much like Speed Racer.

      IDK about you, but I watched all of the Matrix trilogy. After seeing the last two movies, I knew exactly what to expect from Speed Racer; mindless action with tepid attempts at drama and scene after scene that oozed style. Speed Racer delivered.
      Speed Racer is not a *good* movie. It's shallow, predictable, and full of discontinuities. However, until the last five minutes or so (when the Racer X backstory is *painfully* explained for the dullards among us) it's pretty entertaining and very stylish. YMMV.

    8. Re:Don't bother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why remake? Because it's easier than creating something yourself.

    9. Re:Don't bother. by ilitirit · · Score: 1

      Cowboy Bebop is decent, but like most other anime is very derivative and features convoluted storylines

      There is much more to Cowboy Bebop than the story. That's what makes it so good. In one review I read it said Shinichiro Watanabe wanted to try something completely different: "jazz with an anime soundtrack" (paraphrased). In other words, the overall look and feel is just as if not more important than the story. Watanabe did the same thing with Samurai Champloo.

  40. shudder by Mantrid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anime is creepy and weird.

    1. Re:shudder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying "Movies are creepy and weird." That's a very silly and stupid thing to say....

  41. whats wrong with keanu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whats wrong with keanu? he plays a really good character that is detached and reserved. good pick in my opinion.

    1. Re:whats wrong with keanu? by philspear · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with keanu is that this is not "bill and ted's excellent adventures" and there won't be enough special effects/ crazy bullet time movies to distract from the robot on screen.

    2. Re:whats wrong with keanu? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      there won't be enough special effects/ crazy bullet time movies

      Shut up, fool! If the producers read that they'll take is as a challenge!

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  42. Keanu Reeves by Guruthegreat · · Score: 1

    I can see it now: "I know Jeet Kune Do."

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    1. Re:Keanu Reeves by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      If I had the mod points... I almost spit my coffee all over the screen. Thanks for the laugh.

    2. Re:Keanu Reeves by ZekoMal · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Holy freaking God that can't be legal.

  43. What -can't- this talented man do? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    I think they thought if they combined Space Cadet and Gay Cowboy it made a Space Cowboy.

    This is going to be fantastic! It's like the polar opposite of Spike playing as spike!

    He'll be a retarded, gay, time traveling bounty hunter who's the soul salvation of humanity with AIDS on trial who smuggles information in a partition of his brain while doing everything he can to stop a bus from going 55 miles an hour while fending off demons... and... I think I need a beer.

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  44. Dream Cast - Ving Rames as Jet Black? by ITGrunt · · Score: 0

    I think Ving could pull it off. . . Jet Black - Ving Rames, Danny Glover Faye Valentine - Odette Yustman (Cloverfied, The Unborn), Tricia Helfer Ed - Dakota Fanning Vicious - Jason Isaacs

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  45. Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they're going to yutz it up with Keanu, what else can they do wrong? Let's see:

    Spike: Keanu Reeves
    Jet: Samuel L. Jackson (not the cool one from pulp fiction but the lame one from Star Wars and b-movies)
    Ein: Taco Bell dog
    Ed: Rosie O'Donnell with CGI and optical effects like from Lord of the Rings to make her appear hobbit-sized
    Vicious: the comedian Steven Wright with an albino wig, retains deadpan delivery.
    Fae Valentine: the girl from Lazytown that all the pedos have the hots for
    Coolie-yo: A brand new CGI character invented just for the movie who brings a fresh blast of hip-hop sass and in-your-face attitude, voiced by Chris Tucker

    For every other character in the film, make it be Shia LaBeauf making like Eddie Murphy in the Professor movies, he plays every part. "Nononononononononononononononononononononononono!"

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    1. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by theredshoes · · Score: 1

      Never heard of Cowboy Bebop anime but I like Keanu. I guess Slashdot is full of Keanu haters.

    2. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Droid+Rot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ein as the Taco Bell dog? Actually that will work better than trying to find a Corgi that can act. I've owned a Corgi I'll tell you, there is no way you can get them to do anything they don't want to do. Besides a Corgi has many times the personality of Keanu Reeves and is in serious danger of up-staging the main actor.

    3. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Besides a Corgi has many times the personality of Keanu Reeves and is in serious danger of up-staging the main actor.

      That's okay; Ein upstaged Spike a couple of times too.

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    4. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never heard of Cowboy Bebop anime but I like Keanu. I guess Slashdot is full of Keanu haters.

      You, sir, are PERCEPTIVE!

    5. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fae Valentine: the girl from Lazytown that all the pedos have the hots for

      Apparently, she turns 18 in May.

    6. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, that is Ms. not Sir, LOL I love Point Break, I thought he was great in that movie. Plus he is cute. Give Keanu a break, what he lacks in acting he makes it up in looks, LOL

      I know nothing about Anime or Cowboy Bebop. Obviously the people on here are into it.

    7. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      I think having something we love throughly fucked for the mainstream is common to pretty much all geeks. For me it's probably the Hitchhikers Guide movie. 'I am legend' was a close second though.

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    8. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just have poor taste. Sorry to be the one to have to inform you.

    9. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I will take that under advisement. :)

    10. Re:Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1

      Besides a Corgi has many times the personality of Keanu Reeves and is in serious danger of up-staging the main actor.

      There's a serious danger that the set furniture will upstage Keanu Reeves.

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  46. Director? by rlp · · Score: 1

    Wonder who's going to direct. Not many could pull this off. Joss Whedon certainly, but not many others.

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    1. Re:Director? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did Joss Whedon really need another blowjob today?

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    2. Re:Director? by rlp · · Score: 1

      Whedon did a film about a group of space outlaws in a space-western setting with a tough-talking but somewhat melancholy lead (Serenity). Cowboy Bebop is a story about a group of space bounty hunters in a space-western setting with a tough-talking but somewhat melancholy lead.

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    3. Re:Director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need? No.
      Deserve? Yes.

  47. Re:Taco a Nullo by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    What really scares me here is that this seems like it's a real article that just had the names replaced. I know there are people like that out there but damn.

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  48. I AM AN F-B-I-AGENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all i have to say is.. YES!

  49. Only one woman can play Faye. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to her role as Motoko Kusanagi, Yoko Matsugane must play Valentine. And, while we are discussing the glorious Yoko, will she please take some nude pictures before she gets old? The world should not miss out on the greatest female body ever.

  50. Two Words on what this movie will be like... by hanchan07 · · Score: 1

    "Whoa, Jet" and I'm sure, knowing the American movie studios, that Kanno will not be doing any of the soundtrack.

  51. Re:Taco a Nullo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is that people really stop what they're doing to write things like that.

  52. Too old for Spike by RevWaldo · · Score: 1
    Keanu will be hitting 45 by the time production rolls around. Isn't Spike supposed to be in his early 20s?

    Now if he shaves his head and hits the gym and wants to play Jet..

    ..not that I support a live action version in the first place, or CG or avatar or 3D or whatever flavor of the decade they plan to add to the mix. Long live flat animation!

  53. Re:Taco a Nullo by Antlerbot · · Score: 1

    It's like....I want to stop reading, but I can't. It's a fucking train wreck.

    I think it broke my head.

  54. As Keanu himself would put it; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa

  55. Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by level4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, I like Star Wars, but I don't DEEPLY DEEPLY LOVE IT like many here. Yeah I know, turn in my geek card, etc, except I DEEPLY DEEPLY LOVE a lot of anime, so I think I should get to keep it.

    Anyway, bearing that in mind, I didn't really mind the "new" Star Wars. Actually, I liked it (except Jar Jar, obviously), and thought all those people complaining about how Lucas was basically ass-raping their childhood innocence, etc, were kind of overreacting.

    But holy shit, now I know what they meant. I fucking love Cowboy Bebop, I fucking LOVE it, and now Hollywood is going to fuck it up the ass.

    There is NO WAY this movie is going to be a worthy continuation or even a semi-accurate movie version of one of my favourite anime series of all time. NO FUCKING WAY. They just cannot do it, Hollywood just cannot make that kind of movie. Cowboy Bebop is deeply nihilistic in a way Hollywood just does not understand. I have nothing against Keanu Reeves but there is no way he can possibly even comprehend the character of Spike. No-one like him can. I am sorry but happy dumb Americans living in sun-drenched California just cannot understand this kind of emotion. They don't even know what to shoot for.

    Faye Valentine? Dear god it'll probably be Lucy Liu. Why not eh? It's an "asian" series so we should get someone from "asia"! Argh!

    God, I'm sorry Star Wars fans. I should have fought for you. "Next they came for the Star Wars fans, but I did not speak up, for I was not a Star Wars fan" ... well now they've come for me ...

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    1. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      But holy shit, now I know what they meant. I fucking love Cowboy Bebop, I fucking LOVE it, and now Hollywood is going to fuck it up the ass.

      Just take shelter in your Samurai Champloo DVD's, until they turn that series into a movie as well. It'll probably star Stiffler, I mean Seann William Scott as Mugen, Milo Ventimiglia from Heroes (who looks like Keanu's younger, retarded half-brother) as Jin, and Lindsey Lohan as Fuu.

    2. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming off a bit too much like comic-book guy from the Simpsons there. Personally, I've enjoyed many of the remakes and hollywood adaptions from geek stuff recently. I thought both Speed Racer and Hellboy II were good. Dark Knight will probably win an award. Iron Man rocked.

      I personally don't see why Hollywood couldn't do this right, especially since American films and shows were a clear influence on the series. It's hard to watch Cowboy Funk without thinking that the writers must have loved their over the top action movies.

    3. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean how happy dumb Canadians living in snow-drenched Toronto cannot understand this kind of emotion, right? Because Keanu is a Canadian citizen. Good try though.

    4. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Draek · · Score: 1

      Except for Lindsay Lohan (make that Danielle Panabaker instead, she can both act and look the part), that actually wouldn't be so bad. Yeah, Milo Vengimiglia acts like a stupid jerk, but so did Jin, and Stiffler as the pervert and incredibly arrogant Mugen would be just perfect.

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    5. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do NOT wrap california into Hollywood.
      do NOT wrap america into hollywood.

      kthxbai

    6. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody can understand...teh depth of my japanese animes..

    7. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i totally aggree with #26485981, keanu reeves will screw up the plot, he has NOTHING in common with spike spiegel, his looks could fit, but he will never fit in his shoes... spikes perspective of life is something that does not suit a great hollywood actor.
      but im glad that they will ruin it, therefore the story will get publicity and maybe the producers in japan can get more interest from that.
      i totally agree, keanu reeves will screw up the plot, he has NOTHING in common with spike spiegel, his looks could fit, but he will never fit in his shoes... spikes perspective of life is something that does not suit a great hollywood actor.
      but im glad that they will ruin it, therefore the story will get publicity and maybe the producers in japan can get more interest from that.

    8. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely get to keep your geek card or cred. You just compared a remake of an anime to the Holocaust.

    9. Re:Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know who can understand the character and the series in general? Clint Eastwood, that's who. They should just ask him what to do.

  56. Oh god no! by philspear · · Score: 1

    This is going to be a bigger travesty than when Alanis Morissete played God in Dogma. Cowboy Bebop has about as many hardcore devoted fans as God does, and so the outrage is going to be just as bad. On top of that, it's a good series, and Keanu is not a good actor.

    My predictions as to the rest of the cast:

    Jet - Eddie Murphy
    Ed - Hermione from Harry potter
    Faye - Brittney Murphy
    Vicious - James VanderBeek

  57. Upon seeing the charred remains of The Seatbelts by Verdatum · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oh no, Yoko Kanno!!! Now we'll have to use Danny Elfman!"

  58. Re:Taco a Nullo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is this was a real BME interview.

  59. Here's the rest of the casting: by Plastic+Pencil · · Score: 1

    I can only hope Keanu pulls over a miracle, but if not, here's the rest of the cast to round out what could be a horror that exceeds the impending Dragon Ball and G.I. Joe flicks: Jett: Sylvester Stallone -- Fey: Paris Hilton -- Ed: Shia LaBeouf -- Ein: Gilbert Gottfried -- Vicious: Ice Cube -- Julia: Renee Zellweger.

  60. Reeves would make a perfect Spike... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...if Spike had been a cement pillar. Oh God oh God oh God thisisgonnasuck.... Ok ok ok, lots of movies never actually make it to the screen... or the lineup changes... At worst case, just think of the money we'll save by not seeing it...

    I know I know I know, let's get Paris Hilton as Faye, Larry the Cable Guy as Jet, and the director's preteen hermaphrodite as Ed. Get the writers from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, make sure the executives are in charge of rewrites and hire McG as director. It'll be so craptacular that people will flock to theaters just to see the screen melt.

    I dunno, with some of the choices the studios are making... Some enterprising theater owner should just replace all the chairs with airline seats. At least there'd be a barf bag within easy reach.

    God I'm depressed. Isn't it lunch yet?

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    1. Re:Reeves would make a perfect Spike... by phanboy_iv · · Score: 1

      HEY!
      Who's been leaking studio info?

      Sadly, I'm afriad that you're on the dot about this. I can just see Hollywood cutting out CB's heart and eating it. Frankly, I hope it gets cancelled.

  61. It has to be said... by nsayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Woah."

    1. Re:It has to be said... by silent_artichoke · · Score: 1

      It WAS said... about 50 times before you. Scroll up.

  62. The problem isn't Keanu Reeves ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it's the army of lawyers and other shitbags that leech onto any movie celebrity and have to sign off on every shot, every costume, whether Spike is taller than Jett and whether Faye's boobs are pert enough, every detail. They will work tirelessly, 24/7, to ensure that the life is sucked out of Cowboy Bebop in order to ensure that their Keanu "brand" is not compromised. This is generally the fate of any movie with a big star. The only hope for this movie would be a cast of unknowns.

  63. why not? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    This is how art works, it builds off itself. If you really love Cowboy Bebop, then you should applaud somebody trying to reach the masses with something based on the original.

    Typical people might not care about anime, but if they watch this movie, and like it, and then someone says 'you know it's based off an anime', then maybe they will watch the original! And the original art gets more exposure than it would have if it had been keep in it's 'sacred' box and never taken out.

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  64. The movie is a bad idea anyway... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    But then to also pick one of the worst actors in hollywood....this has no chancein hell of doing well.

  65. Keanu's underrated by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's become popular to trash Keanu, and I'm not saying he's Johnny Depp, but I could also see him doing a respectable job here.

    Pressing the panic button at this point is pure groupthink.

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    1. Re:Keanu's underrated by robot_love · · Score: 1

      Holy cow! Joe the Lesser's Slashdot account has been hacked by Keanu Reeves!

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    2. Re:Keanu's underrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue NOT pressing the panic button is the groupthink scenario, as most don't care.

      See, what we have here is a history of an actor in which most of the characters can be interchangeable. Mix that with putting him into a role which some folks are religious about, well... you are going to have strong opinions flashing about.

      Honestly though, it is simply opinion. The ones you accuse of "groupthink" have one opinion and you obviously have another.

    3. Re:Keanu's underrated by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Pressing the panic button at this point is pure groupthink.

      Depends on what you're pressing it for, and sometimes "groupthink" is better known as "common f---ing sense."

      For me, it's just the fact that they're making a live-action movie from an anime and trying to pick up "A-list" celebs with little acting skill. Just the first half of the equation triggers a panic button for me; the latter half is little more than supporting evidence, and I would've felt the same with Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, or any other so-called "sci-fi movie star" in the role.

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    4. Re:Keanu's underrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooo, you independent thinker you. No way anyone could come to a negative conclusion based on a love of the Japanese original and familiarity with KeeNoo's corpus. Your omniscient x-ray sees through all, knows who every poster spoke with or what they read about this. Your maverick newsletter, I'm subscribing.

    5. Re:Keanu's underrated by owndao · · Score: 1

      I agree that Reeves can do this well. Sometimes it's such a drag to see hundreds of comments that reflect a schoolyard mentality in regards to stereotyping. Oops, I have to be careful here not to stereotype.

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    6. Re:Keanu's underrated by eobet · · Score: 1

      Johnny Depp would make a great Spike.

      But if they change the soundtrack, I don't care who plays him, because I probably won't watch the movie.

  66. Spike is supposed to be 27 by SolMortis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is indicated many times that Spike is 27 years old. It is allegedly a deliberate allusion to the 27 club, which counts Hendrix, Joplin, and Cobain amongst many others as members. Besides being a shitty actor, Keanu is far too old to portray this age. Too bad Heath Ledger didn't get this role 2 years ago.

  67. Get the director to dub in Steve Blume's voice by musterion · · Score: 1

    two comments:
    1) Yeah, get the original voice actors to overdub.

    2) I was watching the 70's movie "Death Wish" starring Charles Bronson, and one the three punks who kill his wife and rape his daughter had all the right gangly moves that Spike sometimes has, the actor was none other than Jeff Goldblum. Too bad he's far too old for the part.

  68. What every slashdotter has been dreaming about. by DigitalReverend · · Score: 2, Funny

    A live action Edward.

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  69. Speed Racer by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    For those who can't grasp why anime fans cringe at a US production of live action version of Cowboy Bebop go watch Speed Racer. After you have watched it and stopped kicking the cat I dare say you will get the idea.

    1. Re:Speed Racer by lgw · · Score: 1

      I just saw the Speed Racer movie last night. I thought it was great - the movie found the tone of the series almost exactly. All the stupid, campy, corny stuff that was great when I was 6 years old, translated to the screen almost directly. I know people somehow expected to movie to appeal to them as an adult the way that the series did as a young child, but that just wouldn't have been Speed Racer. All that was missing was the Car Acrobatics Team!

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  70. Milla Jovovich as Faye Valentine... by Wornstrom · · Score: 1

    Milla Jovovich as Faye Valentine, she played a pretty good ass-kicker in resident evil...

  71. Rumor and Hearsay! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I am calling BS.

    My sister told me a couple of weeks ago that Keanu was making the Bebop movie. My first reaction was "Aw fuck is he going to play Spike". However her response was that she wasn't sure but she thought he might be "Making" the movie maybe not also "Staring" in it. That perhaps Keanu is wanting to branch out into Producing or possibly Directing the live action version of Bebop. Perhaps I am just deluding myself.

    However if you RTFA, and then RTFA tha TFA is based on, it makes me wonder how much of this is fact and how much is just writers speculation. The only fact is that Keanu's association to the project was leaked. The writer said Keanu "would" play Spike. Not that it was leaked that "Keanu WAS playing spike". I think the writer chose their words most carefully to be more sensationalistic and get more people reading the stupid article.

    Anyway thats my 2 cents.

    It will probably suck anyway, as most of these things don't translate very well. I tried watching the live action version of Deathnote not too long ago and didn't get very far. I am sure the new live action DragonBall Z will also win some Oscars. It is however fun to speculate who will play each. Someone mentioned Bruce Willis as Jet, and that might not be too bad.

    1. Re:Rumor and Hearsay! by tsotha · · Score: 1

      You have just ruined my day. The only way I can envision them screwing this up more than putting Canoe in the role of Spike is to put him behind the camera. I go now to gouge out my eyes.

  72. Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could have picked somebody worse than Keanu Reeves. He's familiar with the character and that's better than most live-action adaptions attempted by Hollywood.

    The soundtrack is probably my greatest concern. It'll definitely make or break the movie for myself and no doubt the majority of the anime community. I'm anxious to hear if Yokko Kanno will be involved with the project.

  73. this always happens because by nimbius · · Score: 1

    licensing rights are cheaper than original storylines as most motion picture groups collude to absorb profit loss in an economic recession through 'baseball card trading' of reserved rights to media. they arent as cheap as a sequel franchise, but we're close and the returns are greater. this is a simple business transaction thats been mistaken for a creative work. a manager with a business objects interface to the sales tables in a MPAA database somewhere has determined a certain interest point/pricepoint for this concept has been reached. people like Cowboy Bebop, and its future trend is negative enough that damage to the core brand is irrelevant. cost benefit analysis has been instigated and the numbers state clearly 'we should do this'

    do not expect anything more than references to jokes you've seen before, controlled and comfortable moves in the storyline, and occasional current events punctuation to increase relateability to the noncore audience cajoled into seeing the movie by an 'avid fan'

    if this were a creative work, you'd see far more japanese names in the production and direction list. the flintstones and speedracer should serve as an example.

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  74. For Great Justice, Demand a Man-Faye Cameo by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    If 20th Century Fox wants to pick Keanu Reeves as Spike Spegiel, then there should be a few cameos by Damon Evans.

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  75. Re:Anime sucks ass by robogobo · · Score: 0

    or the somewhat lesser, "Afghanistanimation"

  76. At least they didn't pick ... by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    Brendan Fraser, now that would have been truly scary.

  77. Old - Missing Quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/12/17/keanu-reeves-eager-to-do-something-good-with-cowboy-bebop-movie/

  78. Re:Anonymous Coward by Kayden · · Score: 1

    You're right. American cinema is much better. A love story always must be present, no matter how badly forced. The good guy will always win. Moral choices are seldom ambiguous. It doesn't matter how it happens but that car WILL explode. Can I be xenophobic too? Or would it be anthrophobic?

  79. Maybe...? by RyoShin · · Score: 1, Redundant

    On the one hand, considering Spike's normal nonchalant attitude, Keanu's lack of acting abilities could actually be a happy accident for the role.

    On the other hand, I'm going to go cry somewhere for about an hour.

    And a side note: Some time ago someone made a faux Live-action CB poster, rather well done, with their suggestions for casting. It had three stripes, going left to right, of equal size, one for Jet, Spike, and Faye. It circulated the internet quite a bit, but I can't seem to find it now. Anyone know where I can see the image of which I speak?

    1. Re:Maybe...? by dreemernj · · Score: 1

      Could it have been this?

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    2. Re:Maybe...? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      No, that's not it. It just has Spike, Jet, and Faye, and the stripes are slanted. It had really huge names for all three, and is old as the internets. Thanks, though.

      There was another one I found trying to find it through google, and that fit the descriptions except that Spike's stripe was larger than the other two, and it's not the one, either.

      Damn, I wish I'd saved that.

  80. Because there's never been a good one. by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is how art works, it builds off itself. If you really love Cowboy Bebop, then you should applaud somebody trying to reach the masses with something based on the original.

    Name one live-action adaptation of an anime that was good and didn't just mar the name of an original. Just one.

    Or name a live-action adaptation of a western cartoon. Or of a video game. Or any American remake of a non-art film from the east.

    The closest I can think of is the American remakes of Japanese horror films (but I'm no fan of either the remakes or the originals), or "The Magnificent Seven" which wasn't a remake so much as a complete recasting of "The Seven Samurai" and is just not the same thing.

    Face it, Hollywood getting its hands on an anime for a live-action remake stands a very good chance of being right up there with "Starship Troopers," "Mortal Kombat," "Godzilla," or "Silent Hill." Even those formats which make for fair adaptations stand a good chance of screwing up. Think of the average comic book movie. (e.g. The Hulk) Think of the average remake of a classic movie. (e.g. Cheaper by the Dozen)

    Hollywood has almost never taken an original idea and made it better or even nearly anywhere as good as the original. That's not what Hollywood does. A live action Cowboy Bebop, especially one starting Keanu Reeves, stands about as good of a chance as being likable and introducing a whole new audience to the wonders of anime as Congress stands of passing a budget without some pork project in it.

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    1. Re:Because there's never been a good one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you have a problem with ALL live-action remakes or with HOLLYWOOD'S live-action remakes?

    2. Re:Because there's never been a good one. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      So do you have a problem with ALL live-action remakes or with HOLLYWOOD'S live-action remakes?

      Mostly with Hollywood's, because there I have the most exposure to awfulness, but I'm having a hard time thinking of any other country that does live-action remakes well. The Hong Kong Dragonball Z was atrocious. The only good live-action version of an anime from Japan I can think of is GTO -- the rest are awful. There are a few decent Chinese & Korean live-action films based on comics, but generally if it got an animated version first, the later live-action was a horror.

      I guess I'd say, "all live-action remakes," then.

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  81. Well you can be sure by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    That the cartoon version will be more animated than Mr. Reeve's performance.

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  82. Redundant? by Trace+Bullet · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that a Cowboy Bebop movie was already released.

  83. Bebop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing you have to remember, is that Keanu is actually an anime fan himself (I remember correctly), so at least we have an someone who can hopefully appreciate the role instead. And yes while he isn't one of our better actors of the times, Keanu has some class (well something like it) and okay so he wouldn't be my first choice for Spike, but think about this.

    The moment the film comes out, Cowboy Bebop will be on everybody's lips, and so it can either succeed or fail. However people will wonder what the hell it is, and soon we might see people release what the true point of anime is.

    Also, Steven Blum will be doing the voice of Spike if it's animated. :P

  84. Steve Blum Should Do It by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    Apart from Blum being Spike's American dub voice, if you GIS for his picture, you'll find that he looks a whole hell of alot better-suited to the part of Spike than Ted "Theodore" Logan.

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  85. horrid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst
    Day
    Ever

  86. Leo, Aniston, Nicholson, Page by humanx · · Score: 0

    For years I have fantasied about a perfect cast for Cowboy Beebop. What about this:

    Spike: Lenardo DiCaprio
    Faye: Jennifer Aniston
    Jet: Jack Nicholson
    Ed: Ellen Page

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  88. What are they going to do? by schlick · · Score: 1

    Forget about Keeanu for a second and ask your self... what (part of the) story are they going to tell? Are they going to try to cram the whole series into 2 hours? Are they going to just cover one episode? I'm thinking that what ever they do it will be a mockery of the the original work.

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  89. Whoa...What's Cowboy Bebop? by lifesizeactionfigure · · Score: 1

    I honestly have never heard of Cowboy Bebop before today. And I don't think Keanu Reeves is a bad actor, but he is typecast in my opinion.

  90. Lay off Keanu !! by assemblerex · · Score: 1

    Remember JarJar Binks? This is oscar material.

  91. Faye Valentine just announced. by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    Anna Ohura will play Faye Valentine.
    She is well known amongst followers of Japanese film arts.

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  92. Whoa. by fugue · · Score: 1

    Whoaaaaaaaaaaa.

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  93. Suggestion. by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

    I suggest everyone watch the anime and ignore this rubbish.

    My only hope is that at the end of the movie, or perhaps better yet the start, they point people towards a DVD box set of the anime.

    Remaking timeless anime into a live action movie, especially for America, is impossible.

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  94. Lack of awareness?! by bradbury · · Score: 1

    Has it reached anyone's attention that there are people with a significant amount of education and technical skill who do not know what the h*** you are talking about? I.e. they have absolutely no idea who or what "Cowboy Bebop" is? Will he(or she) be on the A-list at the SAG awards, or the inauguration next week? While the comment attracted my attention because I generally like Keanu Reeves, I have no idea what the rest of the story is about.

  95. what's there to worry about ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    didnt that guy pull off bill and ted's bogus journey ? didnt he pull off matrix ?

    notice how on the opposite extreme ends those two roles are ?

    if he can pull off extremes, he should be able to pull off something in the middle, with some indiana jones/tough&rough flavor.

    1. Re:what's there to worry about ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keanu did a pretty good job as the redneck wife beater in The Gift. I thought Sam Raimi did a good job with that film

      The Gift

  96. ship mounted laser turret .... by unity100 · · Score: 1

    you know we geeks love that kind of thing ?

  97. What? by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has thought maybe Man-Faye would get Valentine's role!

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  98. Pleaaaase... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Did you even bother to watch Cowboy Bebop? Or did you just read about it on Wikipedia?
    Just because the main character claims that he was dead once already - that does not mean that there is room for goth necrophilia.
    Nor is the main character acting like a drunk/mad scientist on drugs.

    Which covers about the entire depth of Depp's acting.

    Bale on the other hand DOES act like more than one (or three) character in his movies.

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  99. Unfortunately - no... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Bale would probably do a great Spike Spiegel. Bale would probably be great as Bugs Bunny from all we know.

    But, baring cloning, we can't have Christian Bale in EVERY role.
    Science - why do you fail us every time we need you the most? :(

     

     
    Then again...
    I can really see Keanu as Spike.
    Come on... He is tall, thin, does not talk much and we are used to see him do kung-fu and just plain stand there being cool.

    Who else (besides Bale) should we get?
    Johny Depp? Brad Pitt? George Clooney? Tom Cruise? Steven Seagal?

    We could fare a LOT worse than our favorite surfer dude.
    Imagine it slated a few more years until all of the above actors are too old and/or too busy - but Shia LaBeouf is just the right age, and finished with second Indiana Jones trilogy and Transformers 3?
    See what I mean? He is PERRRRFECT for the role. Got his very own natural Spike hairstyle.
    Spike and Julia? Who knows...

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  100. Pun Intended by BlueF · · Score: 1

    Right on the money.

  101. He's too fucking old by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    Lets be honest...unless they give him a CGI makeover...

  102. There is hope in reading the TFA by denzacar · · Score: 1

    There is NO WAY this movie is going to be a worthy continuation or even a semi-accurate movie version of one of my favourite anime series of all time. NO FUCKING WAY. They just cannot do it, Hollywood just cannot make that kind of movie. Cowboy Bebop is deeply nihilistic in a way Hollywood just does not understand. I have nothing against Keanu Reeves but there is no way he can possibly even comprehend the character of Spike. No-one like him can. I am sorry but happy dumb Americans living in sun-drenched California just cannot understand this kind of emotion. They don't even know what to shoot for.

    Sunrise Inc., which produces the anime series, will be closely involved with the development of the English-language project.
    Sunrise's Kenji Uchida and Shinichiro Watanabe will serve as associate producers alongside series writer Keiko Nobumoto.
    Series producer Masahiko Minami will serve as a production consultant.

    Now... If they only get Yoko Kanno to do the music... it could actually be quite good.
    Not like the original. But not Star Wars prequels either.
    Or Dragonball. *shudder*

    Without Yoko Kanno's music though...

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  103. Surely there was someone better by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Did all the other one dimensional actors pass up the part? No Michael J Fox? No Tom Cruise(sp)? They couldn't find someone that sucked more?

  104. Clearly... by michfreak · · Score: 1

    ...if Keanu Reeves is Spike, Brendan Fraser should play Jet.

  105. Surprisingly possible by aaandre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it hard to believe I am actually writing this, but Keanu could be actually a good choice for this role. Bebop's cool calls for a pulled-back emotional expression, and Keanu, being unable to express human emotion, is a natural candidate.

    Also, I am sure this will brings lots of kids to the original series which is a very good thing.

    I am more concerned with the script and the not yet selected director. A good director can pull out exactly what's needed from Keanu Reeves, something we saw in Matrix I.

  106. The Usual Suspects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Ving Rhames as Jet, a black-haired Christina Ricchi as Faye, and... Haley Joel Osment as Ed? It works.

  107. They Keep Adding to a Closed Loop Story by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Surely by now everyone who wants to see the original series has seen it so I won't be spoiling anything by mentioning that they have already killed off the main character in the last episode of the series. They slipped the movie in there by claiming that it took place in between episodes towards the end of the established storyline. So, unless they plan to do a condensed version of the standard storyline, as established in the original television program, what else can they really do that hasn't already been done with these characters? The back stories have already been fleshed out and the conflicts were mostly all resolved in the final espisode, unless they want to do spin off stories of what happens to the surviving members of the Bebop crew after Spike departs.

  108. Keanu is a great pick! by kilgor · · Score: 0

    Spike hardly speaks, so it's perfect. As long as Keanu rarely has to open his mouth he's a fantastic actor. Just look at the first matrix, he barely has a dozen lines.

  109. reminds me of Neuromancer by speed+of+lightx2 · · Score: 1

    this sounds almost as bad as the new Neuromancer movie, which is supposed to starr none other than Hayden "Anakin" Christensen.

  110. But it's ALL about the emotions! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The thing which made Bebop great was the larger story-line. The unfolding of the various characters as they healed themselves, or resolved their personal/emotional issues. That's what good sci-fi does these days. --Watch some of the old and loved Doctor Who episodes. The ones we (well some of 'we') thought were so great back when we were kids. By today's standards, they're amazingly FLAT; all about the plot and the cleverness and the adventure, but zero examination of the emotional dimension. These days, people are well acclimated to the science, (or whatever you want to call it). --Exploring that stuff is no longer the point of these stories. The thing we don't get, however, and which we are so driven from an instinctive level to explore is how we emotionally fit within these new concepts. The alternate realities and the high-tech wilderness of it all. People want to know how it feels to be human in an expanded set of possibilities. Emotions matter now. How cool is that?

    --I mean, heck, look at the last couple of Bond movies, for goodness sake! 007 has a soul??? --He's a broken man with plenty of murder/lockpick skills, which yeah, we were all dazzled by in the 60's and 70's, but how did he get that way? Turns out, he's deeply messed up and needs a matronly M to keep his threads all tied up from unraveling. --When the question of James Bond's mental stability even crosses the public mind, you know we are living in a new era!

    But to explore emotions properly in a story, you need space. Or rather, length. Emotions aren't like car chases; on one moment, off the next. It takes time for lives to unfold and relationships to evolve. Bebop, and Firefly, and Doctor Who needed a dozen or more episodes for these issues to be properly explored. You can't achieve some of the really great moments we saw in those series in a 90 minute format. Not easily, anyway. --They already made a Cowboy Bebop movie. It looked and sounded fantastic. I still listen to some of the tracks now and again. But compared to the lower budget TV series, it was listless and redundant. It was the series which sang!

    Same with, "Serenity", which I know is well-loved among fan circles, but my feeling is that the popular reaction came more from the grassroots victory it represented over FOX's short-sighted cancellation of the series than it did from the movie actually being particularly great. It was clever, painfully violent, and tried to cram too much into too little, and when it ended, I was relieved and I didn't miss any of the characters. It was the series which truly studied relationships and the concept of, "Found Family"; that's what made it good. Some of the most powerful moments came with revelations of character which had been building to a crescendo for ages. --When Jane was locked outside the ship, and Mal was going to let him die for being a psychotic monster but changed his mind when Jane demonstrated that he had a semblance of a conscience. Stuff like that is gold, and I just don't think it's within the realm of likelihood that we're going to see anything resembling that in a film. Not in any meaningful way. And certainly not with a wooden post like Keanu Reeves.

    Ironically, the problem is that Spike, while being the, 'Strong Silent type', was also a bit of a cheeky bugger with a lot of iron and self-confidence, whereas Keanu has never struck me as having known himself. Always a bit dreamy and confused. Poor, poor casting. --Because, I don't really believe much in, 'acting'; the eyes and unconscious, uncontrollable expressions of a person always come through the actor whether they like it or not.

    The Bebop series was a great anime, and I'm as much a sucker fanboy as the next guy, so I'll probably plunk down my. . . Jeez how much does it cost to see a film these days? Well, I'll plunk that down just to see the thing. But, honestly, it would be foolish to expect much.

    Heck, I'm still trying to figure out what the heck is going to happen with that Toby McGuire Macross project.

    Erk.

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  111. Blum voiced Spike with anything but a monotone by unity100 · · Score: 1

    voice .../quote

    that's Steven Jay Blum's fault, not sticking to the original spirit and setting of the character.

  112. Julianna Rose Mauriello by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

    No. Ed is young, not anorexic.

    Whoever plays Ed needs to look young, be energetic and willing and able to be kinda crazy. The best person I can think of for the role is Julianna Rose Mauriello.

  113. I would rather see another Bill & Ted movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Than even waste bandwidth to see not only this no talent shitbag not act a part he is not even remotely suited for, but find out just how much some stupid uppity stuffed shirt college bitch who has never even heard of this series much less seen a single episode is going to totally ruin the name Cowboy Bebop.

    What.
    The.
    Fuck.

    Why don't you make a live action Akira and cast Woody Allen as Kaneda and as Adam Sandler as Tetsuo.

    Fucktard idiots.

  114. Just Don't Fuck It Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know what I should expect, however I hope they don't fuck this up.

  115. It could be worse by foniksonik · · Score: 1

    They could have cast that kid who played Darth Vader (Annikin) in the last Star Wars... that kid was even worse than Keanu...

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  116. No! by lewp · · Score: 1

    No! No! No!

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    (Both to the movie itself, and the star.)

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  117. Too few actors make A-list while young by billstewart · · Score: 1

    To some extent, there are two ways to become an A-list actor - either develop some experience (which requires getting older), or look really really hot when you're young (in which case you don't usually have much experience.) Some people can be good actors while they're still young enough to play parts that require good acting skills as well as physicality and youth, but not enough, and it's easier for a young actor to get cast in a big movie by looking hot, and harder to get cast in a movie that requires acting skills without being in good parts that get them seen. But in general I agree with you - there are good actors who aren't well-known and would do fine in most sci-fi, if the movie people can find them.

    The typical problem with sci-fi movies, though, is that they're either putting too much money into special effects as opposed to writing, or else they're imagining they need more special effects than they can afford, so they overdose on totally cheesy CGI.

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  118. Are you thinking of the same Johnny Depp I am? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Depp has done a huge range of acting, and I've almost always been impressed (though I haven't actually seen Pirates etc.) He's not just Sweeney Todd. I found it really surprising that the lame punk from 21 Jump St. could turn into the stunningly good character in "Benny and Joon", or the quite reasonable Gilbert Grape, or, ok, Edward Scissorhands was kind of weird, but there's probably nobody else could have done it as well.

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  119. Was the 1-pixel JPG really intentional? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to see a better-resolution image of the actor (e.g.) than the 1-pixel image you included. Does the site you referenced require a login to see images?

    The couple of images on the main imdb page for him look like he could do the right facial expressions for Spike.

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  120. You, sir, are Evil! by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Yer right, Brendan Fraser would be far more wrong for the role than Keanu.

    I actually really like most of Keanu's movies - he's not always playing a deep character, but they seem to _work_ in ways they might not with somebody else. (Haven't seen Day the Earth Stood Still, though...) He's not the right actor for Spike, wasn't even the right actor 20 years ago, and he's too old now. Somebody suggested having him play Vicious, which might work.

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  121. Carrot Top as Ed by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Look, if you're going to do it wrong, put some real effort into doing it wrong...

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  122. Re:Anonymous Coward by Steve001 · · Score: 1

    Kayden wrote:

    You're right. American cinema is much better. A love story always must be present, no matter how badly forced. The good guy will always win. Moral choices are seldom ambiguous. It doesn't matter how it happens but that car WILL explode. Can I be xenophobic too? Or would it be anthrophobic?

    This points out one of the things that I enjoy most about anime. Characters often do not fall into the neat good-guy/bad-guy template, but often fall in between the two, or even flip to the other side. This even applies to the stories themselves, where the tone of the story can completely change.

    In "Cowboy Bebop" we see this in many of the characters and in the story itself. In fact, the first episode of the series gives you little idea of what the series is actually going to be like.

    In one series (I won't reveal the name to avoid spoiling anything), at a certain point in the series a completely shocking and unexpected event happens that completely upends your perceptions of everything in the series from the first episode. The revelation of Darth Vader's true identity in Episode Five of "Star Wars" was a minor surprise by comparison.

    Although in many anime series the characters tend to remain a bit static, there are many where the characters develop over the course of the series. Among these are: Robotech, Figure 17, Key The Metal Idol, and Video Girl Ai. Even in the Dragonball Epic (Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT), most of the characters (most notably Gohan) do evolve over the course of the series.

    In U.S. animation for the most part the characters tend to remain static over the course of a series, although this has changed in recent years (Gargoyles, and the entire Animated DCU [see below] come to mind). Still, characters like Scooby Doo and The Flintstones remain pretty much as they were (with minor variations) when they debuted.

    Animated DCU consists of:

    • Batman - The Animated Series
    • Superman - The Animated Series
    • Batman Beyond
    • The Zeta Project
    • Justice League
    • Justice League Unlimited
  123. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... and laser turrets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've gotta be kidding. Ein is amiable and intelligent, while Keanu has all the charm of of a ship-mounted laser turret. He could probably pull it off as a Vicious-like syndicate henchman. He is long overdue for a sadistic villain role.

    WHAT?!?! But I love my laser turret! My cutesy wootsy waser turret. Your a good wittle waser turret aren't you.

    Why not Keanu as Viscous. That might be interesting to see. Make him go real dark.

  124. No, it couldn't be worse actually by peacelovefandom · · Score: 1

    Ugh. I don't think it COULD be worse actually. - Kelly http://conventionfans.today.com/

  125. For those not familiar with the series by SpinningCone · · Score: 1

    in case you have never seen the series:

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Spike_dies

    also i hear that Laurence Fishburne will be jet Carrie-Anne Moss will be Faye Hugo Weaving will be Vicious Ed will be full cg like gollum and Ein will be voiced by George Clooney :-p

  126. Re:Keanu got the wrong role... and laser turrets. by Lotharjade · · Score: 1

    There is nothing like going to the laser turret store to buy a cute little laser turret for the kids. It sure is fun to see them out playing in the yard. Plus, we don't have to worry about the neighbors dog crapping in our yard EVER again!

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