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  1. coondoggie? on Do Not Call Registry Gets Glowing Reviews · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    People who annoy you.

    =Smidge=

  2. Re:A little hard to believe on Yahoo's Build Your Own Search Service · · Score: -1

    Hans is that you?

    =Smidge=

  3. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. on Louisiana Passes Intelligent Design Law · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hans, is that you?

    =Smidge=

  4. Re:Web Doctors *with* caveats on Doctors Turn To the Web For Disease Tracking · · Score: -1

    Hans, is that you?

    =Smidge=

  5. Re:Reverse Engineering? on Massive, Coordinated Patch To the DNS Released · · Score: -1

    Hans is that you?

    =Smidge=

  6. Re:This time... on Cable-Laying Boom Will Boost Internet Capacity · · Score: -1

    Hans is that you?

    =Smidge=

  7. Re:If at first you don't succeed.... on Microsoft Going After Yahoo! Again · · Score: -1

    Hans is that you?

    =Smidge=

  8. Re:I always thought... on Is Today's Web Still 'the Web'? · · Score: -1

    ... "the web" was lots of computers all networked together, clients and servers.

    You are in a "web" of computers all linked together. It is getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Linux sys admin.

    =Smidge=

  9. Re:Ameritrade on Privacy Policies Only as Good as the People Enforcing Them · · Score: -1

    No shit. The real problem, though, is the unknown insider...not the company. It's easy to blame "the company", but, really all it takes is one employee to get into a share drive and take it out the front door on a piece of flash RAM. Fleshlight.com has the same problem...

  10. Re:Dirty Words on Claimed Proof of Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your post advocates a

    (X) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (X) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    (X) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (X) The police will not put up with it
    (X) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    (X) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (X) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (X) Asshats
    (X) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    (X) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    (X) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    (X) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (X) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

  11. Re:There is only one true keyboard... on Review of Das Keyboard · · Score: -1
    I like your sig, dude. If your wife is, in fact, very noisy then she sounds shag-a-delic, indeed.

    =Smidge=

  12. Re:Oil change at the dealer on Apple Laptop Upgrades Costing 200% More Than Dells · · Score: -1
    If you get your car's oil changed by anyone but yourself you are stealing from yourself two ways.

    =Smidge=

  13. Re:3at m3 on WTF? NC Offers to Replace 10,000 License Plates · · Score: -1
    Meh. He probably meant "Bulls Information Technology" admin/specialist.

    =Smidge=

  14. Mark my words: on Ask Jeremy White and Alexandre Julliard About the Future of WINE · · Score: -1
    WINE will be finished (as in shrink-wrapped-gold) when and only when mathematics is deemed a completed field by the Royal Academy of Science.

    Carry on.

    =Smidge=

  15. Re:Vista? on Cool/Weird Stuff To Do On a Cluster? · · Score: -1
    with 256 MiB of RAM.

    MiB = Men in Black's RAM? Huzzah?

    =Smidge=

  16. Re:I think I know why this is. on New Grads Shun IT Jobs As "Boring" · · Score: -1
    How many people do you know that work in IT and mostly surf the web for a living? Answer: a lot.

    *looks up from Slashdot*

    Huh? What? Sorry, I was too busy "working".

    =Smidge=

  17. Easy! on Best Way To Store Digital Video For 20 Years? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Just draw each frame by hand, hire a professional to colour it and voila, you've got you own personal graphic novel.

  18. Re:Kits on Best Electronics Kits For Adults? · · Score: 2, Funny
    So what's the URL for this "library" site?

    123 Fake Street

    =Smidge=

  19. Ugh. The truth is here: on McCain Backs Nuclear Power · · Score: -1
    All it took was $4/gallon gas I guess. When it hits $5 I figure one of the campaigns will back perpetual motion instead.

    People are lazy. People are only patriotic when it comes to buying a $1 sticker and sticking it to their car. People think of themselves, only, even when they appear to be thinking of someone else, usually it is because it benefits themselves in some way. People are animals in fancy cloths, 3 foodless days away from running around in packs tearing apart anything that looks edible.

    =Smidge=

  20. Re:mutual exclusivity? on Inside the Internet Archives · · Score: -1
    What would it take to off yourself right now?

    =Smidge=

  21. Re:in other news on Road Rage Linked To Automobile Bumper Stickers · · Score: -1

    Tami? Is Tami your lesbian lover?

  22. Re:snarkiness here is misplaced... on Study Links Storm Botnet's Growth To Illegal Drugs · · Score: -1, Troll

    sm...my dear sm. Off and on does not a chronic (LOL!) user make. You could say the same thing about any drug *legal or illegal*. Use it, don't abuse it, I agree w/ your sentiment...but when you tell those around you that mj is *perfectly* safe I say you haven't done the research into mj use health effects.

  23. Re:To late? on Firefox 3 Hits Release Candidate 2 · · Score: -1, Troll
    No, partner, you suck as a grammar Nazi.

    =Smidge=

  24. What happened to /.? The greatest dot-bomb of all? on '90s Dot-Coms — Where Are They Now? · · Score: -1
    Last I heard Rob Malda lost millions in at-risk capital investment and took his own life.

    *drinks one for the fallen*

    ==Smidge==

  25. Re:That's the best they could come up with on New 'Phlashing' Attack Sabotages Hardware · · Score: -1
    Personally I think they're phucking phags. But there you go.

    =Smidge=