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  1. Re:Really? on "No Scan, No Fly" At Heathrow and Manchester · · Score: 1

    they can even swallow a complete explosive device and they can't do shit

    I don't know if "can't do shit" is the appropriate term, but certainly anyone who swallows a complete explosive device will have a hell of a time trying to "do shit" if said device has not been detonated within 48 to 72 hours of ingestion.

  2. Re:Gotten on Facebook Rewrites PHP Runtime For Speed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm guessing you haven't gotten laid recently.

  3. Re:Ice Cream From Uranus? on "Mandelbulb," a 3D Mandlebrot Construct, Discovered · · Score: 1

    When I first looked at the site a few hours ago, I saw Uranus. It has since been renamed to "Ice Cream From Neptune".

  4. Re:Liar beats other liars? on FreeCreditReport.com Wins 1,017 Domains By UDRP · · Score: 1

    But their commercials are so fuckin' annoying !

    FTFY

  5. Re:OH NO!!! on Flash Vulnerability Found, Adobe Says No Fix Forthcoming · · Score: 1

    ...and a count of 132 could get you killed. 18 and 306 are fun though.

  6. Re:You insensitive clods! on Teenager Invents Cheap Solar Panel From Human Hair · · Score: 1

    We would like to thank you for having donated it to this cause.

  7. Re:But...but... they need new technology! on The Coming Problems For Rolling Out 3D TV · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know exactly how this is going to go down. The new format will be called RedRay. Each disc will contain 2 encodings of everything (BluRay for one eye, RedRay for the other). You will need another HDTV placed beside your existing HDTV (note that they must be identical, and very expensive). Then, in order to enjoy the 3D-o-vision, you must sit far enough away from the TV's that the images of each TV can overlap like an autostereogram.

    The good news? You save 79 cents because it doesn't require any special funky glasses! (Although you may need stronger prescription glasses after watching too many movies cross-eyed.)

  8. Re:Easier solution - *.bank.se on Swedish Regulators Ban Word "Bank" In Domain Names For Non-Banks · · Score: 1

    www.bankrupt.se

  9. Re:Liar. on We're In the Midst of a Literacy Revolution · · Score: 1

    Whom is dead. Get over it.

    To Whom It May Concern:

    No it's not.

    kthxbye

  10. Oh great. I'm fucked. on Obesity May Accelerate Brain Aging · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all.

  11. Re:Easy... on Suitable Naming Conventions For Workstations? · · Score: 1

    Just name each computer after its MAC address.

  12. Re:hmm on Google Two Years Into Overhaul of the Google File System · · Score: 5, Funny

    While I found both posts informative, I find it funny that they were modded funny. It's meta-funny. You know what else is funny, is that the word funny starts to sound funny after saying it enough times.

  13. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? on Palm Pre Reports Your Location and Usage To Palm · · Score: 1

    its just hit the lawyer boards

    ...hilarity ensues.

  14. Re:Best practices on FTC May Cast A Closer Eye On How Businesses Share Personal Data · · Score: 1

    Your bank details belong to us

    I believe the correct wording is "All your bank are belong to us"

  15. Re:Can someone please explain on FTC May Cast A Closer Eye On How Businesses Share Personal Data · · Score: 1

    Did you try adding more memory?

  16. Re:And so it was... on US Agency Blocked Cellphone / Driving Safety Study · · Score: 1

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    Yes

  17. Re:Why is this on Slashdot ? on Brazil Demands Repatriation of UK Hazardous Waste · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If I were an asshole, I would say "kdawson".

    But I'm not, so I won't.

  18. Where did the figures come from? on Rock Band To Allow Independent Artists To Add Their Own Songs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Comparing the summary, article, and official site:

    Summary and article: prices range from 50 cents to $3 per song
    Official site: Final pricing has yet to be determined

    Summary: Artists get 30% after MTV and MS take their cut
    Article: Artists get 30% of each sale
    Official site: Artists get "a cut" of each sale

    Where did the figures in the article and summary come from?

  19. Re:Nice on NASA's LRO Captures High-Res Pics of Apollo Landing Sites · · Score: 1

    Let me fire up Visual Basic and I'll get back to you.

  20. Re:I agree with the feds on this one on Three Arrested For Conspiring To Violate the DMCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when does a thought experiment/research into something that would be illegal to do become a crime?

    When it involves children.

  21. Re:Market share on YouTube Phasing Out Support For IE6 · · Score: 1

    According to that w3schools report, IE6 usage actually increased between May and June.

    For the first time in 4 years.

    God help us all.

  22. Re:Ridiculous on Researcher Discovers ATM Hack, Gets Silenced · · Score: 1

    Your a fucking idiot.

    Your coming across as an angry individual. Perhaps you should loose the attitude, and losen up a little. Their is a saying, "Pick you're battles" -- this isn't one of them. But they're will be other opportunities, just hang in their.

  23. Re:No one will touch that code. on Goldman Sachs Trading Source Code In the Wild? · · Score: 1

    I do like to read source code, but I am one in a million (of programmers) and theres probably around 7 million programmers, so probably theres only another 7 dudes like me :-I

    Slight correction on the math: if there are 7 million programmers, and 1 in a million enjoy reading source code, there should be 7 total. You are one of them, thus there should be 6 other dudes like you.

    And I am one of those 6.

    The search is on for the other 5 dudes like us.

  24. Re:In a bind on Staying In Shape vs. a Busy IT Job Schedule? · · Score: 1

    he should start smoking

    I know you're being facetious, but... I was a porker throughout my entire youth, weighing 240 by the time I graduated high school. I started smoking shortly afterwards, and within a year I lost 70 pounds. In the 12 years that have passed, I have gained back 30 of them. I'm 30 now and still smoke. If you've never smoked before, chances are that if you started you would lose weight fairly rapidly for a while ... but I do *not* recommend picking up the habit.

  25. Re:I must be getting old... on Twitter "Twitpocalypse" Snags Mac, iPhone Apps · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just wait until 64 bits becomes too small... yes, I am referring to Twittageddon.