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  1. Re:If we are to err on Cleaner Air Could Speed Global Warming · · Score: 1

    ...whereas I would rather stave off global warming, so if anyone needs me, I'll be outside emptying cans of hair spray, bug poison, and cooking oil into the atmosphere.

  2. Re:Oh yeah? on House Proposes Legalizing, Taxing Online Gambling · · Score: 1

    The summary is at odds with the article, which says that 6% of each deposit will go to the states, and 2% to the Federal government.

    If the tax were 8% (total) of each wager, then this would most definitely not be kosher.

    Furthermore, the 8% tax on deposits is paid by the recipients of the funds, not the gamblers themselves; you wouldn't deposit $100 to get $92, so I disagree that it is "an additional tax on the stupid". Just like in B&M casinos, there are many opportunities online where a player can have the advantage, or at least break-even in the long run, if you know what you're doing.

  3. Re:Dangerous on EyeDriver Lets Drivers Steer Car With Their Eyes · · Score: 1

    I'm more concerned with what happens when you look in the rearview mirror.

    Or for that matter, any mirror. What happens if you look at your eyes in a mirror? Does it create some sort of feedback loop?

  4. Re:Wrong article? on Bad PR Forces Apple To Reconsider Banning Mark Fiore's App · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is the link that was probably intended.

  5. Bans of hands-free phones? on "Phone In One Hand, Ticket In the Other" · · Score: 2

    The Transportation Department says it ... plans on ramping up enforcement on state bans of hands-free phones by motorists...

    Why not target hand-held phones before going after hands-free phones?

  6. Wikileaks on Wall St. Trading Servers To Power Off-Hour Clouds? · · Score: 1

    This might explain how Wikileaks did it.

  7. Re:Oh? on "Midori" Concepts Materialize In .NET · · Score: 1

    And here I thought it was Midori.

  8. Re:Duh on Young Men Who Smoke Have Lower IQs · · Score: 1

    In Israel the army enlists you

    Your post haS an Odd and Very familIar aspEcT to it. HoweveR, I gUeSS I cAn't reMEMbEr why.

  9. This is for Microsoft on Microsoft Behind Google Complaints To EC · · Score: 0, Troll

    Boo-fuckin'-hoo.

    Their complaint boils down to "It's not fair that Google is successful."

    Again, boo-fuckin'-hoo. Make something useful and maybe people will use it. Heck, you don't even have to go that far! Windows, I am looking in your general direction.

  10. Re:Maybe this explains Toyota's problems on Design and Evaluation of Central Control Room Operations · · Score: 1

    This could explain some of the Toyota crashes. The drivers don't understand what they need to do to slow down and stop the car when the accelerator acts like it's stuck.

    I believe the safety manual recommends honking your horn repeatedly while screaming at the top of your lungs so as to attract the attention of others in your immediate vicinity, and once they are looking at you, raise your hands in the air (palms facing upward) with a shrugging motion so that they know there is nothing you can do to prevent their impending doom.

  11. Re:Full screen on How Do You Get Users To Read Error Messages? · · Score: 1

    Make sure to use an 80x50 text screen mode (with a monospaced font), a background color of #000080, and a foreground color of #FFFFFF.

  12. Re:Plastic? 10 years under the sun? on Caltech Makes Flexible, 86% Efficient Solar Arrays · · Score: 4, Funny

    '94 Saturn ... parked in the Arizona sun for many years ... multiple electronics failures ... engine oil leak

    Survived the sunlight just fine

    It sure sounds it.

    *ducks*

  13. Re:Sounds Like A Witch's Brew on US Government Poisoned Alcohol During Prohibition · · Score: 1

    These days we call this stuff 'preservatives' and add them to everything from frozen pizza to Entenmann's snack cakes.

    I think I speak for all of us when I say that kerosene pizza is delicious. What do YOU want on your Tombstone(tm)? <evil laugh />

  14. Re:Timeline on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    It is explained by the fairly well substantiated fact that humans are poor judges of exact time and memory is often faulty. You remember knowing before hand, but did you actually know it or do you just think you knew? It is easy to misjudge a few seconds.

    I tend to agree with this. For me, the deja vu experience usually goes like this:

    1. The deja vu feeling washes over me.

    2. At this point I will do one of two things: (a) become an observer, or (b) attempt to alter the outcome of whatever is about to happen by doing or saying something strange.

    3. Regardless of what I did in step 2, whatever happens is always what I seem to "remember" having happened. But I never get that feeling of certainty until after it actually happens.

    That is, I never "remember" enough to actually predict what is about to happen, I just have a feeling that whatever it is will seem familiar. Then once it happens, I'm like "Yup, that's what happened!" This does not violate the arrow of time, and seems to confirm that it is indeed a trick.

  15. Re:Just curious how does one say "Towel Head" in a on New English/Arabic Translation Site Hopes To Promote Citizen Diplomacy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Towel is not a correct depiction of what they wear on ther heads, its more like a 'little sheet' wrapped around there heads.

    Somehow I don't think they would enjoy being referred to as "little sheet heads" either.

  16. Re:Computational Beauty of Nature on "Immortal Molecule" Evolves — How Close To Synthetic Life? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damnit, I made a typo. Now I'm going to hell.

    I think FSM would have forgiven you for the typo...

    You should see how livid one I was interacting with became!

    ...but that sentence was just blasphemous.

  17. So nice of them... on No Glasses Needed For TI's New 3D Display · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad they included a 2D picture of the 3D-ness in action.

    The greasy fingerprints were a nice touch too.

  18. Re:behavioral problems have virtually disappeared on The Wi-Fi On the Bus · · Score: 0

    I broken the handle on my clarinet case when I hit a bully with it. They left me alone after that.

    Were you broughten to the principal's office as a result?

  19. Re:Son of WGA on Anti-Piracy Windows 7 Update Phones Home Quarterly · · Score: 1

    And the cliff notes:

    His wife has a Linux-using friend with big tits.

  20. Timeline on Armed Robot Drones To Join UK Police Force · · Score: 5, Funny

    February 10 @ 6:43 PM: When Will AI Surpass Human Intelligence?
    February 10 @ 9:45 PM: Six-legged Robot Teaches Itself to Walk
    February 11 @ 2:24 AM: Armed Robot Drones to Join UK Police Force

    In less than 8 hours we have gone from wondering about AI, to robots that have learned how to walk, to robots that are flying around shooting at people. This is all happening much too fast.

  21. Re:We're all mind readers on Mentioning Android Is a No-No In iPhone App Store · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows user says
    iTunes isn't so good!
    Apple punish you!

    I'm posting to say
    That you missed a syllable
    Try harder next time

  22. Re:Bore them to death on Police Want Fast Track To Get At Your Private Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait to meet the new boss, as long as we don't get fooled again.

    There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, "fool me once ... shame on ... shame on you... if-- fool me, but can't get fooled again."

    (oblig. link)

  23. Re:maybe the correlation is wrong on Heavy Internet Use Linked To Depression · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi, I didn't bother reading any of the 300+ posts above because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who has come up with the following theory: Could it be that depressed people prefer to surf the internet rather than go out and do social things?

    (<-- runs and hides)

  24. Re:Relative memory versus time on Why Time Flies By As You Get Older · · Score: 1

    and when you are a 100 your memory is like a day or a week.

    You're usually also bald and crying most the time

    And shitting yourself. Don't forget shitting yourself.

  25. Re:GUI applications on Facebook's HipHop Also a PHP Webserver · · Score: 1

    Hopefully he has upgraded to the "once in a while" switch replacement technique.