Maybe Taxi Drivers need an App which enables them to instantly do a criminal background check on their passengers? If a passenger pops up with a record for armed robbery on a Taxi Driver . . . you might want to think about skipping the fare . . .
They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
discovered it, last night. I couldn't even, believe my eyes.
If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today.
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock. They stuffed it in Mengele's sock.
They saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard, I found it in my backyard.
Every night it kills a dog, and now it wants, some night and fog
Hitler's cock is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gonna do!
Although, I guess Trump would prefer a song centered around the word, "Schlong".
Obama lectures us like a pious college professor about inequality/Islam and yet he stashes his loot in off shore banks.
Obama hasn't earned Big Money yet. You don't earn a lot when you are the president of the United States. You make Big Money after your terms by giving talks starting at $100,000 per hour, and peddling influence. Hell, next year, Obama could offer a cup of his piss or shit on eBay and folks would bid for it.
I bet Hillary does the same shit
Being that she was cozy with Wall Street types . . . that's pretty much a given. Her customers are used to doing Panama deals.
Just tell me where you want me to ship this jar of pennies.
. . . but didn't IBM's precursor to their Cognitive Computer Platform named Watson beat Gary Kasparov at chess, "Deep Blue", and beat some dork at "Jeopardy", "Deep Cleavage on the assistant", and "Deep Pockets" at pitching pennies . . . ?
So it's probably more than just a random number generator:
Well, The Taliban already have expert bomb makers and likely an existing distribution system for confirmed members.
Actually, one of my spook friends told me that those Islamic terrorist couriers use some rather simple and ingenious methods to smuggle messages. Every good Muslim carries around a copy of the Quran with them. The average Quran has about 700 pages. No custom official will take the time to read all of the pages that a Muslim air passenger carries with them. So they replace one page of the real Quran with a page with encoded instructions. This is done by the publisher of the Quran, so a simple flip through the Quran will not show up any visible irregularities. Viola! You can carry messages, and transfer them to someone else later . . . no digital Internet trail!
The other thing that comes up, is with two suspects, with the exact same copy of the Quran. This, with another algorithm, can be used as a one-time pad.
With all our digital security efforts . . . the ancient methods are having a comeback.
Why not instead use it and feed them tons and tons of bogus data?
How about posting directions for making bombs that will blow up in their faces . . . ?
"The final step in producing Nitroglycerin is to put it into a container and shake it vigorously." . . . or . . .
"To become the Islamic Stomach Bomber, all you need to do is to produce Nitrogen Triiodide (NI3). This is done by combining ammonia with iodine, and is best done in your own stomach. Fill your mouth with iodine, and wash it down with ammonia. Then do the hokey-pokey. Allah and your virgins will be with you soon!
Actually, this raises an interesting question . . . can Siri call 911 (110 in Europe) . . . ? And would the operator hold a conversation with Siri?
You could yell, "Siri, I'm being attacked, call 911!" Siri could then call 911, give the GPS coordinates (if available), and provide any information that it can to the 911 operator.
HP was also started by two guys in a garage selling simple oscillators. HP was ruined by some crusty ratbag.
IBM started selling meat scales and grinders. It's currently being ruined . . . by some crusty ratbag.
And Yahoo . . . oh, never mind.
The moral of the story? Keep your resume up to date. When the crusty ratbag is appointed as the CEO . . . bail . . . as fast as you can . . . it's turtles, all the way down.
Have you ever thought that the government is running the ransomware gang? It's more or less the same as the IRS. Unfortunately the woman at the IRS running the scheme plead the 5th Amendment before Congress, before she jumped out of Tante Ju with a golden parachute . . .
Please correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a lot of IBM software based on Java . . . ? Like, anything with the name WebSphere on it . . . ? What is going to happen when Oracle tries to shake down IBM . . . ?
Well, I don't think that these things are being given away for "free". Someone paid for them. I'll take a wild guess, and think that the BBC extorts money from anyone owning a television in the UK. They paid for them.
On the other hand, I was in the UK a while back, and they did have some good documentations on the Telly. But then again, the BBC seems to have a inclination to fund Kiddie Diddlers.
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If Brennen refuses an order from a Republican president, however repugnant, he's out the door.
Trump has some experience in saying, "You're fired!"
CIA: "We will never do it again, until we do it again."
I believe my patent for "A Method and Process for Doing Stuff with Things" has just about everything covered.
It's called being a well-rounded human being.
In other words, fat.
Maybe Taxi Drivers need an App which enables them to instantly do a criminal background check on their passengers? If a passenger pops up with a record for armed robbery on a Taxi Driver . . . you might want to think about skipping the fare . . .
I'd love to know where the money went.
Coke, blackjack and whores are the usual suspects in these cases.
Black holes do *not* suck up stuff.
Are you implying that black ho's spit?
Perhaps the "Angry Samoans" can answer this:
They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
discovered it, last night. I couldn't even, believe my eyes.
If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today.
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock. They stuffed it in Mengele's sock.
They saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard, I found it in my backyard.
Every night it kills a dog, and now it wants, some night and fog
Hitler's cock is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gonna do!
Although, I guess Trump would prefer a song centered around the word, "Schlong".
Obama lectures us like a pious college professor about inequality/Islam and yet he stashes his loot in off shore banks.
Obama hasn't earned Big Money yet. You don't earn a lot when you are the president of the United States. You make Big Money after your terms by giving talks starting at $100,000 per hour, and peddling influence. Hell, next year, Obama could offer a cup of his piss or shit on eBay and folks would bid for it.
I bet Hillary does the same shit
Being that she was cozy with Wall Street types . . . that's pretty much a given. Her customers are used to doing Panama deals.
Just tell me where you want me to ship this jar of pennies.
. . . but didn't IBM's precursor to their Cognitive Computer Platform named Watson beat Gary Kasparov at chess, "Deep Blue", and beat some dork at "Jeopardy", "Deep Cleavage on the assistant", and "Deep Pockets" at pitching pennies . . . ?
So it's probably more than just a random number generator:
"Watson, should this guy go left or right?"
"Warning, Will Robertson . . . Danger! Danger!
Well, The Taliban already have expert bomb makers and likely an existing distribution system for confirmed members.
Actually, one of my spook friends told me that those Islamic terrorist couriers use some rather simple and ingenious methods to smuggle messages. Every good Muslim carries around a copy of the Quran with them. The average Quran has about 700 pages. No custom official will take the time to read all of the pages that a Muslim air passenger carries with them. So they replace one page of the real Quran with a page with encoded instructions. This is done by the publisher of the Quran, so a simple flip through the Quran will not show up any visible irregularities. Viola! You can carry messages, and transfer them to someone else later . . . no digital Internet trail!
The other thing that comes up, is with two suspects, with the exact same copy of the Quran. This, with another algorithm, can be used as a one-time pad.
With all our digital security efforts . . . the ancient methods are having a comeback.
Why not instead use it and feed them tons and tons of bogus data?
How about posting directions for making bombs that will blow up in their faces . . . ?
"The final step in producing Nitroglycerin is to put it into a container and shake it vigorously." . . . or . . .
"To become the Islamic Stomach Bomber, all you need to do is to produce Nitrogen Triiodide (NI3). This is done by combining ammonia with iodine, and is best done in your own stomach. Fill your mouth with iodine, and wash it down with ammonia. Then do the hokey-pokey. Allah and your virgins will be with you soon!
Thanks for the link; this is what I wanted to know:
(4) A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable, on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for life.
I believe that in a lot of countries, rape is not punished seriously enough.
"...I will notify a rape crisis center."
Actually, this raises an interesting question . . . can Siri call 911 (110 in Europe) . . . ? And would the operator hold a conversation with Siri?
You could yell, "Siri, I'm being attacked, call 911!" Siri could then call 911, give the GPS coordinates (if available), and provide any information that it can to the 911 operator.
I'm guessing there's already an "App for that".
Under English law, rape requires penetration with a penis.
So penetration with a dildo, beer bottle, police baton, or a fist doesn't count as rape . . . ?
It sounds like England is a great place for a drunken randy and raunchy romp!
No, we all want a Cherry 2000: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
The most creepy/bizarre part of the movie is the "Hokie Pokie" scene . . .
You must be new here.
You misspelled, You must be nude here.
HP was also started by two guys in a garage selling simple oscillators. HP was ruined by some crusty ratbag.
IBM started selling meat scales and grinders. It's currently being ruined . . . by some crusty ratbag.
And Yahoo . . . oh, never mind.
The moral of the story? Keep your resume up to date. When the crusty ratbag is appointed as the CEO . . . bail . . . as fast as you can . . . it's turtles, all the way down.
Have you ever thought that the government is running the ransomware gang? It's more or less the same as the IRS. Unfortunately the woman at the IRS running the scheme plead the 5th Amendment before Congress, before she jumped out of Tante Ju with a golden parachute . . .
I heard they have a new electric tractor sitting out in the parking lot.
Unfortunately, the "new electric tractor" is made by Volkswagen and billows out clouds of diesel fumes when it is started.
VW's motto used to be "Fahrvergnügen" . . . now it is "Fehlerbehebungsmaßnahmen" . . .
Autonomous Cars
Autonomous Medicine
Autonomous Weapons
Autonomous Factories
. . . Autonomous Posts . . . ?
Hrm, if it's in San Francisco I may need to go buy eggs and toilet paper.
If it's in scenic New Jersey, I may need go buy brass knuckles and stilettos
Isn't the cultural diversity between the east and west coast in the USA such a wonderful thing!
I'm here because they said something about an open bar.
They pulled me in with a promise of "Nudes for Nerds" . . .
What drugs are you on?
Probably ones that he grew himself.
It's roughly half a growing season.
Wouldn't that depend on what you are growing? Like, poppies, coca bushes, wheat fungus, or mushrooms?
OF COURSE they're going to make changes.
The farmers might need to change the dates when they post armed guards around their crops.
Please correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a lot of IBM software based on Java . . . ? Like, anything with the name WebSphere on it . . . ? What is going to happen when Oracle tries to shake down IBM . . . ?
Oracle ain't no SCO . . .
Well, I don't think that these things are being given away for "free". Someone paid for them. I'll take a wild guess, and think that the BBC extorts money from anyone owning a television in the UK. They paid for them.
On the other hand, I was in the UK a while back, and they did have some good documentations on the Telly. But then again, the BBC seems to have a inclination to fund Kiddie Diddlers.