This was the first thing that came to mind when I read the headlines. I don't think they want to go too far with this game, so violence first, then pretty ladies committing violence in the sequel.
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Have they programmed a game that a girl would rather play with you, rather than go out for breakfast or meet your mother?
It could be possibly that there are other life supporting planets in the galaxy and the planets' top scientists are saying the same thing about their solar system.
âoeHi, people on the moon. As you can see, the Sea of Tranquility here, thereâ(TM)s the mountains in the distance, thereâ(TM)s the earth! There, youâ(TM)re looking back up at yourselves there. Over to my right, I can see a fucking monster! Thereâ(TM)s a monster behind me! Ohhhh! Ohhh no, help! Ahhh! Get off my leg! Ohhhahhhhh!⦠Neeeahhhh!â Buzz Aldrin in a monster outfit: âoeOhhhhahhhh! Ohhhhahhhh!â Neil doing close-up with â" âoeHeâ(TM)s got me, Houston. The monsterâ(TM)s got me! He wants cash! Heâ(TM)s got my hand up behind my back. I think he knows jujitsu! He wants cash for the release of my life. Send a million to â" two million dollars, leave it in a bag by the Sea of Tranquility. I donâ(TM)t know, the North Shore! What the fuckinellâ¦â Oh, it would have worked, wouldnâ(TM)t it?
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
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the headline says 3 years. the summary and TFA both say 4 years. make up your mind!!! 2012 FTW!
This was the first thing that came to mind when I read the headlines. I don't think they want to go too far with this game, so violence first, then pretty ladies committing violence in the sequel.
Have they programmed a game that a girl would rather play with you, rather than go out for breakfast or meet your mother?
Games for doped-up, junk heads. Their tongues will eventually be hanging out of their mouths at one point in time.
It could be possibly that there are other life supporting planets in the galaxy and the planets' top scientists are saying the same thing about their solar system.
WOOKIES DONT LIVE ON ENDOR!
Actually, this is another quote from South Park. The Halloween episode, where everyone dresses as Chewbacca.
WOOKIES DONT LIVE ON ENDOR!
more like Inferior.
Probably a smart one.
Yes. The Jeremy Bentham edition!
I can get some eyes in the back of my head.
but with less pissed off villagers and torches.
Clearwater here 3! When I'm riding my bike downtown they refuse to move and it normally ends messy.
yeah that too!
Yeah i failed at that!
âoeHi, people on the moon. As you can see, the Sea of Tranquility here, thereâ(TM)s the mountains in the distance, thereâ(TM)s the earth! There, youâ(TM)re looking back up at yourselves there. Over to my right, I can see a fucking monster! Thereâ(TM)s a monster behind me! Ohhhh! Ohhh no, help! Ahhh! Get off my leg! Ohhhahhhhh!⦠Neeeahhhh!â Buzz Aldrin in a monster outfit: âoeOhhhhahhhh! Ohhhhahhhh!â Neil doing close-up with â" âoeHeâ(TM)s got me, Houston. The monsterâ(TM)s got me! He wants cash! Heâ(TM)s got my hand up behind my back. I think he knows jujitsu! He wants cash for the release of my life. Send a million to â" two million dollars, leave it in a bag by the Sea of Tranquility. I donâ(TM)t know, the North Shore! What the fuckinellâ¦â Oh, it would have worked, wouldnâ(TM)t it?
I mean with all that money the Nigerian Prince has, I'm sure he can spare a room for Spam King.
of the money I just inherited from this kind Nigerian Prince!
They can go visit the Moon, but the US has already claimed it with the cunning use of flags.
New Jersey, Northumberland, New Brunswick, Canada This is an article from Canada after all.
So that terrible M. Night Shyamalan garbage won't become a reality.
They should ask to have their military back. Just saying.
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
I read TFA, but added that much fruit to water is way more comic than adding blocks of stone.