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  1. Re:Here come the goatse jokes on No Naked Black Holes · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's already asking a lot for nerdlings to not snicker at any reference to a "hole".

    Adding in nakedness just goes beyond any reasonable expectation of restraint.

  2. Re:also: on Linux Turns 17 Today · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, that time they got malloc to work. Because that's totally all you need for a working OS.

    It's all Emacs needs, anyway.

  3. Hey let's do the Lindows rock! on Michael Robertson Sued Over Missing Linspire Cash · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Assets going lower now... going lower now... how loooow can they go?

    First you do the steal and run
    Embezzlement is so fun!
    Lots of money in my house
    Keep it quiet, don't tell the spouse!

    Kevin Carmony, stupid hick!
    Wants the cash back, what a dick!
    All around the Lindows clock!
    Hey let's do the Lindows rock!

  4. Re:My experience that day on Fossett's Plane Found · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is there a reason
    why your second line of text stretches out considerably farther than
    the rest of your post?

  5. Re:Another Vibrant site on OS X On the MSI Wind · · Score: 1

    I view ads (and sometimes even click them) to support the websites I view and enjoy. Its called paying for what you use (in this case paying with your attention, however brief).

    And that's what Adblock's whitelisting capability is for.

  6. Re:They will trun it back the day after the CUBS w on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 1

    You're right. And now we are both nerds together.

    Apparently not a very good nerd, because you're wrong!

    The guy doesn't say "cubbies" until McFly makes him repeat himself - and he doesn't say the "100 to 1" shot stuff the second time.

  7. Re:I have a very effective program at my company.. on Designing a Patent-Incentive Program? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes the obvious joke really is the right one.

  8. Re:They will trun it back the day after the CUBS w on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 3, Funny

    They will trun it back the day after the CUBS win it all.

    Against Miami?
    Yeah. Who would've thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs.

  9. MAJOR improvement! on Students Are Always Half Right In Pittsburgh · · Score: 1

    How can anyone be bashing this?

    We've gone from not ever telling little Billy that he's wrong (because it might hurt his self-esteem) to allowing him to fall all the way down to 50%

    Soon, we might even bring back the wood paddles too... it's school like back in the day before our test scores plummeted...

  10. Re:Capitalism is dying, netcraft confirms, news at on Unemployment Hits New High In Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    Look, you little punk. I'm not a "tart", I just found a man who can meet my needs.

  11. Re:Screw blackness on New Diablo 3 Images; Design Wins Over Darkness · · Score: 1

    The Diablo series has always been about the stark contrast between good and evil, light and dark.

    Is that a fancy way of saying "clicking the left mouse button incessantly until it wears out"? Because that's what they're really about. Good games, still.

  12. Re:Sure, they're good guys on Mozilla Nixes Firefox EULA Requirement · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't. It wasn't even really an EULA the way we normally think of them. But that fact didn't get in the way of the nerd rage, unfortunately.

  13. Re:I'm all for it on National Car Tracking System Proposed For US · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, for that matter, getting drivers to pay attention to the road and stop running over the kids.

    Not paying attention to road signs isn't the reason I run over children.

  14. Re:Did the editor read the last paragraph? on City Sues To Prevent Linking To Its Website · · Score: 1

    Did the editor even read the summary?

    Hmm... good question! Let's consult The Great Computer!

    truth editorHasClue(char* editorName)
    {
    if (editorName[0] = 'k')
    return FALSE;
    else
    return POSSIBLY NOT FALSE;
    }

    (note: "truth" is a new data type to help with all of this newfangled truthiness programming)

  15. Re:Unpossible on 10 Years of Translated Bin Laden Messages Leaked · · Score: 1

    He is. He even scrambled your sig!

    A real asshole, that guy.

  16. Re:not free? on Mozilla Demanding Firefox Display EULA In Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    EULAs, ostensibly, force users to sign away copy owner & fair use rights. such contracts go directly against the spirit of open source and free software.

    Does it not bother you that you're making broad statements about EULAs that don't apply in the slightest to the "EULA" that we're actually talking about?

    Or are facts merely an inconvenience that impeded ranting?

  17. Re:EULA summary on Mozilla Demanding Firefox Display EULA In Ubuntu · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is nothing there that requires agreement. It's a notice, not a contract.

    Exactly. Which means what we have right here is a good ol' fashioned straw man slaughter.

    If this was called a "trademark notice" instead of an "EULA", we wouldn't be having this discussion. But instead, we've got an army of people whippin' themselves into a frenzy at the sight of "EULA" that they're ranting and raving without knowing WTF they're actually ranting and raving about.

  18. Re:Making Ubuntu Accessible? on Mozilla Demanding Firefox Display EULA In Ubuntu · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was on Digg.

  19. Re:Perl optional ? on Fire Your IT Boss · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Perl part was a poison pill. Good managers know to skip the Perl part.

    That tricky Cringely.

  20. More eyes is great on Virginia Begins Open-Source Physics Textbook · · Score: 1

    I've always been paranoid about my closed-source textbooks phoning home...

  21. Re:Competing negates fair use? on J. K. Rowling Wins $6,750 In Infringement Case · · Score: 1

    More to the point, can someone explain why anyone would need a Harry Potter reference book?

    Isn't it sufficient to just read the books? Is it really necessary to nerd the sh*t out of everything?

  22. Re:Intelligent design on Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life · · Score: 1

    Well, if an intelligent being (the aforementioned biologist) succeeds in creating a life form, then it follows, logically, that the life form he creates is not the result of the work of an intelligent being. It's simple logic, and any idiot can see that.

    Exactly! It's like, last week I made a burrito, and I'm white. Then it follows that all burritos made before me must have been created by white people too. The stupid "burritos came from Mexicans" theory will be dead in the water. Finally, no more Mexationists.

  23. Remind me... on US DoD Poll On Leap Seconds · · Score: 1

    ... never to ask Slashdot "what time is it?" again.

  24. Quote .NET on The London Stock Exchange Goes Down For Whole Day · · Score: 4, Funny

    .NET garbage collector: "Oops, that wasn't garbage!"

  25. This one's for Bugmenot! on Researchers Build Malicious Facebook App · · Score: 4, Funny

    Attack!!