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  1. Re:Brick house? on Va. Tech Students Create Experimental Bricks For the Moon · · Score: 1

    Let me guess: scientists for parents?

  2. Re:Not just for saving ink on New Font Uses Holes To Cut Ink Use · · Score: 1

    meh, BLINK tag save FIFTY PERCENT of the electrons !

    Careful! I've heard rumors that using the evil blink tag is about as dangerous as using goto.

  3. Re:One filesystem to rule them all... on Real-World Benchmarks of Ext4 · · Score: 1

    Pointy stick and a large beach.

    Just be aware of occasional data loss when the tide_in function gets called.

    Simple work-around: recompile your kernel with the NO_MOON flag set. Hopefully this bug is fixed by the 2.6.30 release.

  4. Re:Perhaps... on Race and Racism In Video Games · · Score: 1

    They actually play a variant of baseball, where the goal is to knock down pins with the bowling ball after hitting the ball towards the pins with the pool stick in mid-air. Needless to say, they go through bats rather quickly.

  5. Re:a way to make money on Apple Quietly Recommends Antivirus Software For Macs · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only computer that is guaranteed to be secure is one that is encased in concrete and dropped to the bottom of the ocean.

    Not if it's encased with a large battery and satellite connection to the Internet.

  6. Re:NO DRM! Can you hear us now? on EMA Suggests Point-Of-Sale Game Activation To Fight Piracy · · Score: 1

    You obviously have nothing to do with any mainstream new games.

    they ALL start at $59.95 or $49.95 (unless its complete crap that will be in the bargain bin in a month)

    and upto $79.99 for collectors editions and the like.

    It's bad enough that the stores use those $X.99 prices. Why do you have to write them like that, when $60, $50, and $80 would have been easier for you to type and for me to read?

  7. Re:Idiots on New Massive Botnet Building On Windows Hole · · Score: 1

    Without any actual knowledge in the area, I would think they try various clever tactics in an attempt to find something revealing that the rootkit writer overlooked.

  8. Re:Perhaps on Avoiding Mistakes Can Be a Huge Mistake · · Score: 1

    /[svank@slashdot /]$ ./thread
    ^CTraceback (most recent call last):
        File "./thread", line 403, in
            dead_horse.beat()
    KeyboardInterrupt

  9. Re:new mascot on What Needs Fixing In Linux · · Score: 1

    While we're voting, where's the Cowboy Neal option?

  10. Re:All done. on Solving the Knight's Tour Puzzle In 60 Lines of Python · · Score: 3, Funny

    In my experience, every line commented out makes the program run faster. My programs tend to run instantly if I comment the entire thing! Using a # must invoke an incredible optimization engine! Why don't they use it by default?

  11. Re:My email to Rockstar on PC Grand Theft Auto IV Features SecuROM DRM · · Score: 1

    To play devil's advocate, they could just say that you could activate over the phone or something (but that would make the crack easier to make, since the valid registration code would be found inside the game itself)

    Who will you call when Rockstar no longer exists?

  12. Re:Does anyone type to the web now? on Talking Web, Memory Aids, and Solar Phones In 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Nah. This would be more efficient:

    "Computer, measure --distance --horizontal --from-mouse --button Post | mouse --move --horizontal --in-pixels

    Computer, measure --distance --vertical --from-mouse --button Post | mouse --move --vertical --in-pixels

    Computer, mouse --left-click"

  13. Re:eww on PETA Using Games To Spread Its Message · · Score: 1

    What's PETAs stand on human cruelty?

    Don't quote me on this, but I believe that they are against the eating of human beings.

  14. Re:Copyright Infringement? on BT Silences Customers Over Phorm · · Score: 1
    Ah, I get it now. The GGGP said his post is copyrighted and no one can reproduce it. GGP then reproduced it. Yup, that was a whoosh moment for me. Allow me to do the honors.

    If there's ever been a time for a -1 Redundant mod, this is it.

    ----------> Joke
    O <--My head
    /|\
    /\

  15. Re:Googleology on Google Chrome OEM Strategy To Take On IE · · Score: 1

    Also, it appears at least 40,000 crashes involved bananas - this warrants further investigation.

    Simple:
    17,200 +safari +crashes -elephant -lions +banana

    Of the results, here are some choice snippets:

    Calm Banana > Internet Explorer 6
    Feb 12, 2008 ... Rachael is a Calm Banana. This is her site containing her blog, her doodling, ... And IE crashes much more often. In fact, FF has never once ...
    www.calmbanana.co.uk/2008/02/internet-explorer-6/ - 43k - Cached - Similar pages

    Safari 3 Public Beta for Mac and Windows - The Web Standards Project
    Banana software = Software that matures on the customers computer ... Safari 3.0.2 for Windows fixed all the bookmarks-crashes and font problems for me. ...
    www.webstandards.org/2007/06/12/safari-3-public-beta-for-mac-and-windows/ - 58k - Cached - Similar pages

    Apple - Support - Discussions - This Is Driving Me Mad... ...
    Replies : 8 - Last Post : Mar 29, 2006 9:04 AM by: Banana ... And when you say your internet quits or crashes do you mean safari quits or crashes or have ...
    discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=2022691 - 66k - Cached - Similar pages

    The result of this fine investigation: the words "banana", "safari", and "crashes" all ocuring on a page do not imply that Safari slipped on a banana peel while rendering a page. Also, the word "safari" did not even appear in the snippet shown for the first result I reproduced here. This warrants further investigation...

  16. Re:Copyright Infringement? on BT Silences Customers Over Phorm · · Score: 1

    If there's ever been a time for a -1 Redundant mod, this is it.

  17. Re:Wasn't Google working on something against this on BT Silences Customers Over Phorm · · Score: 1

    The Firefox addon mentioned in TFA has the option to randomize the UID in the tracking cookie phorm sets on each web page. Not as grand as your poisoning ideas, but similar.

    As for the opt-out by MAC address you mentioned, you'd still have to opt out for every machine you connect to the internet. Better would be opt-out by BT account, or, better yet, opt-in by BT account.

  18. Re:./configure on Worm Attack Prompts DoD To Ban Use of External Media · · Score: 2, Funny

    make war

    make[3]: *** [war] Error 1 make[3]: make love not war

    [sam@Hector ~]$ make love
    make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Falling back to 'war'.
    [sam@Hector ~]$

  19. Re:Yeah, but on Microsoft To Offer Free Anti-Virus Software · · Score: 1

    Well, my Bittorrent client is shaped like a box when I open it...

  20. Re:Riddle me this on 16 Interviews With Linux Kernel Hackers · · Score: 1

    I have made the switch to Linux (Fedora Core 5)

    Your trolling is out of date.

    Aye. Fedora 10 comes out in 9 days.

  21. Re:Pigs on O'Reilly Now Competing With Sun Java Certificates · · Score: 1

    ...and this is with a 1.6 GHz Duo, a gig of Ram, on XP. Geeze, WTF! Do I need a frick'n gaming machine to write code now?!?

    Notepad should run just fine on that kind of setup. Code away!

  22. Re:Why stop there? on Halliburton Applies For Patent-Trolling Patent · · Score: 1

    When you get to the level of paranoia where you want this, perhaps I could interest you in my radar-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector detector.

    It consists of a black box with a little red light, which always blinks to indicate that you're always being watched.

    Little-known secret: the police are rolling out sharks with giant lasers on their backs to counter this device.

  23. Re:Sorry... on Halliburton Applies For Patent-Trolling Patent · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but but my patent on infinitely recursive patenting of patent trolling trumps all!

    What about my patent on patenting?

  24. Re:The best way on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 1

    The best way... is to pretend you're doing a study on line cutting, and interview someone near the front just as they start letting people in. Then release an actual study to prevent reprisals. Then profit?

    Hm...

    1. Definite course of action
    2. Definite course of action
    3. Definite course of action
    4. Profit

    Are you missing a step??? I think you are.

  25. Re:What are the best tools for detecting this? on Stealing Data With Obfuscated Code · · Score: 1

    Thank you! I guess I can fire up my old Amiga 4000 and run my online banking through AWeb :)

    Just use a Live CD for online banking if you're really paranoid.