I thought they were pr0nons! Now you see why I had to be on the web and then my mother-in-law sent me this greeting card with an animated snowglobe, but then this pop-up window said that I had some malware, so I had to download the cleaner and...
Nah, SpaceX is so Baby Boomer (trying to pass as Gen-X). They need to grasp the next younger form.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present SpaceY.
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Are you kidding? It's easy to detect alien civilizations similar to our own.
That's what The Swift Gamma-Ray Burst Mission does, right?
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I'm just mad that the Europeans are going to beat us to destroying the Earth.
What every happened to America #1?
It would server them damn Europeans right if the LHC _didn't_ destroy the Earth and we managed to do it with Global Warming (sorry, Global Climate Change) instead. Ah, they'd probably just hide out in their circular tunnel, tweaking their precious proton stream until they got it right......stupid geniuses...
Coming soon to a sporting goods store near you, the Speedo LZW. If you check the crotch, you'll notice it has extremely efficient dynamic compression. They say it's lossless, but we'll let you be the judge.
It's not orbital mechanics, but asteroid mechanics that come into play. An asteroid may be a loose gravel pile, so an engine placed on the surface may dig in, or even push all the way through. Gravity traction is a very low-stress way to impart momentum.
I'm not a rocket scientist, but my hot girlfriend's little sister is...
As the wireless net gets faster and cheaper, smashing the camera will do little more than demonstrate the guilt of those filmed.
Now we need some sort of site to warehouse this raw video. If you don't sign in to pick it up in 24 hours, moderators get to view it to see if you stumbled on something really nasty.
Or, with all their cameras, maybe what we need is gPolice?
We could use vellum as the paper is being used now, but employ jerky for the really high-voltage applications, and then when they failed, it would smell like lunch.
1) Hemp-based transistors (it's good enough for The Constitution)
2) Flash-paper (nitrocellulose) transistors. That will give that extra incentive not to design circuits that run too hot... Or, the ultimate in hardware-based, tamper-proof, and retributive circuitry.
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The shadowy figure waves back at you!
PROTONS!
I thought they were pr0nons! Now you see why I had to be on the web and then my mother-in-law sent me this greeting card with an animated snowglobe, but then this pop-up window said that I had some malware, so I had to download the cleaner and...
That dog looks kind of shady, what with the do-rag and all. They say he was the one found with the body.
Sounds like a frame-up to me.
They always say the prime suspect is the boyfriend...
and while I'm at it, am I the only one old enough to parse this as "space don't care"?
Nah, SpaceX is so Baby Boomer (trying to pass as Gen-X). They need to grasp the next younger form.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present SpaceY.
Are you kidding? It's easy to detect alien civilizations similar to our own.
That's what The Swift Gamma-Ray Burst Mission does, right?
I'm just mad that the Europeans are going to beat us to destroying the Earth.
What every happened to America #1?
It would server them damn Europeans right if the LHC _didn't_ destroy the Earth and we managed to do it with Global Warming (sorry, Global Climate Change) instead. Ah, they'd probably just hide out in their circular tunnel, tweaking their precious proton stream until they got it right... ...stupid geniuses...
I think the measure of the technique is, "how different does Emily look than the actor who supplied the base footage?"
For example, could they make me look like a sixteen year old boy like I portray when I'm chatting?
Oh, wait, I meant to post that anonymously...
Undo, undo, undo!!!
Coming soon to a sporting goods store near you, the Speedo LZW. If you check the crotch, you'll notice it has extremely efficient dynamic compression. They say it's lossless, but we'll let you be the judge.
These aren't the droids you're looking for. They've exhausted their collegiate eligibility...
Ok, now _you_ try running an underwater maze, monkey-boy...
Yeah, well until Valentine's Day this year, you weren't allowed to own too many sex toys either...
http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202904864073
Of course, you can still have guns. I mean, we're not savages here...
Yeah, one day to write that Perl script and one year to debug it.
Language matters a lot less than design and discipline.
"Hello, Paul Schwartz' office, please hold..."
Yeah, that too...
It's not orbital mechanics, but asteroid mechanics that come into play. An asteroid may be a loose gravel pile, so an engine placed on the surface may dig in, or even push all the way through. Gravity traction is a very low-stress way to impart momentum.
I'm not a rocket scientist, but my hot girlfriend's little sister is...
Always mount a scratch Scotty...
As the wireless net gets faster and cheaper, smashing the camera will do little more than demonstrate the guilt of those filmed.
Now we need some sort of site to warehouse this raw video. If you don't sign in to pick it up in 24 hours, moderators get to view it to see if you stumbled on something really nasty.
Or, with all their cameras, maybe what we need is gPolice?
Oh yeah,
3) Meat-based computing
Isn't that what cybernetics is?
We could use vellum as the paper is being used now, but employ jerky for the really high-voltage applications, and then when they failed, it would smell like lunch.
Sorry, I meant the Declaration of Independence. That's entirely different.
Two variants I want to see:
1) Hemp-based transistors (it's good enough for The Constitution)
2) Flash-paper (nitrocellulose) transistors. That will give that extra incentive not to design circuits that run too hot... Or, the ultimate in hardware-based, tamper-proof, and retributive circuitry.
Batman training - $30,000 Batman suit - $1585 Tying up chicks in cat-ears and spandex - Priceless
Sous - Superhero Of Unusual Size
In regular computing, you don't know what's being done.
Cloud computing is the same, except that you don't know where it's being done either.
It's times like this I regret being that guy who doesn't finish what he starts... Sorry Ma...