You mean that silly bitch Mildred came back with a case of Mr. Pube, instead of Dr. Pepper, because she bought soda based on looks ("It was in a can of similar shape and color. How was I to know it was not what I wanted?") instead of reading the words on the packaging? Outrageous! The courts should protect people too stupid to be out without an escort!
Maybe if we didn't behave like children, the legal system would not treat us as such.
"...a representative owes the People not only his industry, but his judgment, and he betrays them if he sacrifices it to their opinion." - Edmund Burke
No, it's because the first time they logged in, the fortune program kicked out, "Flee at once, all is discovered!" and nobody has seen or heard from them since.
As we used to tell people in training them to be trainers, "The mind can only absorb what the butt can endure." Or, as my father-in-law used to say, "Stand up, speak up, shut up."
The Pascal compiler they had us use in college would to this, but would often "fix" something that it shouldn't, and then go ape-shit a few lines farther down.
Oh, the tugboat goes, "toot-toot-toot",
Some toot high, and some toot low,
But the toot-toot-toot don't mean a hoot,
It's the chuga-chuga-chuga that makes 'em go!
As long as the tree was not too big around for some grip, we could shinny up the trunk to where the branches started. Coming down could be a little rough, but lack of branches never stopped us from getting up the tree.
Unless the sap was sticky. I would not climb a tree with sticky sap.
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Already have them in Florida. Why would we want cane toads that try to drink all our beer?
You mean that silly bitch Mildred came back with a case of Mr. Pube, instead of Dr. Pepper, because she bought soda based on looks ("It was in a can of similar shape and color. How was I to know it was not what I wanted?") instead of reading the words on the packaging? Outrageous! The courts should protect people too stupid to be out without an escort!
Maybe if we didn't behave like children, the legal system would not treat us as such.
"Walk proud, Is671!! Walk proud!"
"Girls Gone Feral" doesn't have the same ring to it, but sounds interesting for the same reasons.
Just don't try to put your mouse in their mouth
Dammit! Now I have to change my password again!
Why? Is it that cold transiting the sun?
Ha! After living there for 24 years, I already have a bad name for the state of texas.
"...a representative owes the People not only his industry, but his judgment, and he betrays them if he sacrifices it to their opinion." - Edmund Burke
That reads like something from Norman Gates. http://www.poisonedminds.com/
If ever try to force us to accept Moosylvania, we'll kick their asses with our freshwater submarines!
No, it's because the first time they logged in, the fortune program kicked out, "Flee at once, all is discovered!" and nobody has seen or heard from them since.
As we used to tell people in training them to be trainers, "The mind can only absorb what the butt can endure." Or, as my father-in-law used to say, "Stand up, speak up, shut up."
The Pascal compiler they had us use in college would to this, but would often "fix" something that it shouldn't, and then go ape-shit a few lines farther down.
Oh, the tugboat goes, "toot-toot-toot",
Some toot high, and some toot low,
But the toot-toot-toot don't mean a hoot,
It's the chuga-chuga-chuga that makes 'em go!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Dunno about the rats, but what would I mount all these frickin' lasers on?
Nordic neo-nazis now that sounds like a surly bunch.
Show me what's in your wallet, motherfucker!
What outhouse of a state do you live in? I've taken mu kids to the hospital for injuries and never had anything like that happen.
I'd rather have playgrounds that let kids *PLAY* rather than tackle challenges that I don't yet approve of as a parent.
So, do some of that parent shit and don't let them. Don't fuck up the playground for the kids that need greater challenges.
As long as the tree was not too big around for some grip, we could shinny up the trunk to where the branches started. Coming down could be a little rough, but lack of branches never stopped us from getting up the tree.
Unless the sap was sticky. I would not climb a tree with sticky sap.
Didn't you ever watch any Bond movies? The girl is supposed to write her number on your inner thigh.
Oh. My. God. Cheetos puffs are packing material. Crunchy Cheetos are like manna.
Jell-O, not bread.
find a way to weaponize the toilets
It's called a bidet
Why would you want the privy right there in the house?