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  1. Re:TiVo invented timeshifting? on The Sad History and (Possibly) Bright Future of TiVo · · Score: 1

    My mom is The Doctor's mother. So she gave birth to time, sorta.

    No. She gave birth to "MickyTheIdiot".

  2. Re:In other news... on Senators Blast NASA For Lacking Vision · · Score: 1

    ... or for lacking integrity.

  3. It's a duck law. on Our Low-Tech Tax Code · · Score: 1

    No, it's a wabbit law!

  4. Microgoogle? on Google Buys iPhone Search App, Kills It · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Man that sounds a lot like the kind of stuff people hate Microsoft for. Instead of making a better product, buy the competition and kill it. Couldn't Google have made their own iPhone app that did lightning fast searches of gmail?

  5. You haven't learned... on What Knowledge Gaps Do Self-Taught Programmers Generally Have? · · Score: 1

    cynicism, hopelessness, futility, frustration, despair, indignation, indentured servitude, the gut wrenching emptiness that hits when a project you've poured your heart and soul into gets canned right when it's almost ready to release just because the ceo read some article about how everything should be done in some new sexy framework...

  6. Re:Don't pirate Ubisoft games on Ubisoft's Constant Net Connection DRM Confirmed · · Score: 1

    Or give it rock-bottom ratings on sites with reviews, like Amazon, and explicitly call out the DRM in your review. Seemed to send a clear message when everyone did that to Spore.

  7. Re:Must be said on Star Wars TV Show Tainted By Memories of Jar Jar · · Score: 1

    FWIW, the Old Republic (the new Star Wars MMO) has been described by critics as "more Star Wars than any of the prequels". But your point is still valid. Damage to the franchise name has been done.

  8. Re:Never mind prequels on Star Wars TV Show Tainted By Memories of Jar Jar · · Score: 1

    He was originally going to do a movie called "The Star Wars". He was kinda thinking of making a loosely-based series of movies in that setting, but more of the feeling of Saturday matinees when he was a kid; not really any kind of grand space opera. I believe that the very earliest reels of Star Wars didn't even have the Episode IV subtitle. He didn't come out with the idea of making 3 trilogies until a little while later, at which point Episode IV: A New Hope was added to the opening scroll of Star Wars. I think this happened during the film's first theatrical release, but I'm not sure.
    Sorry for lack of citation -- there was a book about all this... something like "The History of Star Wars".

  9. Re:The first is still the best on Star Wars TV Show Tainted By Memories of Jar Jar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For some, maybe. But Return of the Jedi was my favorite of the 3 when I was a kid. Watching them now, Jedi is pathetic but Empire is awesome. Episodes IV and V were actually very good sci-fi adventure movies. They have a lasting quality that is lacking in Jedi and the prequels. They don't have to be the sci-fi equivalent of the Godfather in order to still be enjoyable by adults. But they do have to be fun and engaging. The first two are that. The last 4, not so much.

  10. Selling mods... on Blizzard Previews Revamped Battle.net · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "With the StarCraft II Marketplace, players will be able to browse, download, rate, comment on, and even buy mods if their creators choose to put a price tag on their work."
    That's neat and all, but I'm wondering if there will be some way to prevent a user from buying a mod, changing it just slightly, and re-uploading it for free.

  11. One beep for "yes", two for "no" on "Vegetative State" Patients Can Communicate · · Score: 5, Funny
    Zap: "Is your name 'Fry'?"
    Fry: "BEEP!"
    Zap: "'Yes.' Ok. And, are you guilty!?"
    Fry: "BEEP! BEEP!"
    Zap: "Double 'Yes'!"

    Sorry -- too lazy to dig for the exact quote.

  12. Re:MC Hammer on Membrane That Turns Any Surface Into a Touchscreen · · Score: 1

    The fools! They'll undo all creation!

  13. Re:iPad? Really? on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 1

    Thanks. They really took my link down fast.

  14. Re:iPad? Really? on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 4, Funny

    Predicted by MadTV years ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BUH9eXy18

  15. Re:It's still natural selection on Darwinian Evolution Considered As a Phase · · Score: 1

    I've always thought altruism is when one person sacrifices oneself; not when a society chooses which ones get sacrificed.

  16. Re:Good riddance on Uranus and Neptune May Have "Oceans of Diamonds" · · Score: 1

    Or, they'd find a way to market Earth diamonds as the only "real" diamonds. Then they wouldn't have to make any expensive trips to Uranus. "Real diamonds are taken from the Earth. The rest are just pulled out of Uranus."

  17. An ancient Egyptian embalming? on TV Show Seeks Terminally Ill Volunteer for Mummification · · Score: 1

    Does that mean my wife and maid will buried with me, dead or alive? Well sign me up!

  18. Re:Nitpick on One Variety of Sea Slugs Cuts Out the Energy Middleman · · Score: 1

    Slugs have somehow included algae DNA with its own

    Good thing it wasn't frog DNA. Then they'd be able to reproduce, too!

  19. Re:Reboot how? on Spider-Man 4 Scrapped, Franchise Reboot Planned · · Score: 1

    Vampires don't sparkle in sun light, they burn.

    Dracula didn't.

    But he didn't sparkle either. And he had a long mustache. And he, (assuming he had the same powers as Lucy) could make himself paper thin to slip through cracks in the doors. Not exactly the stuff of terror these days, but I'm sure it was good and scary back in the day. AHH!! PAPER VAMPIRE!! (I call "scissors").

  20. Re:Three words: on What SciFi Should Get the Reboot Treatment Next? · · Score: 1

    And me without my mod points. Demon dogs!!!

  21. So there ya go, get started making your own Avatar on World's First Integrated Twin-Lens 3D Camcorder · · Score: 1

    With hookers, and blackjack...

  22. Re:First rule of engineering: on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 1
    I don't think they do. I think the engineer-terrorists make the bombs and give them to the rookies to make *them* blow *themselves* up.

    Disclaimer: Totally just speculating.

  23. Re:Not so fast ... on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you're right that engineering is the art of compromise, but I still hate it. I would love all the time and resources in the world to make the "perfect" product, but it never happens. I have to compromise, and engineering is all about that, but I still hate it.

  24. Re:Lets see on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 1

    The promise of 72 Virgins is probably much more enticing to geek engineers.

    And to young, unmarried men. Once you get married the thought of having 72 *more* women to maintain is terrifying.

  25. Re:I beg to differ on The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace *NSFW* · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember, remember the 17th November,
    The Holiday Special and plot,
    I see no reason
    The Star Wars Life Day treason
    Should ever be forgot.