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  1. Re:Hi on Bruce Perens Canned by HP · · Score: 2

    The other question is, did the REAL Bruce Perens get fired?

  2. Re:Like on Jurassic Park... on Interview With The KDE And GNOME Release Managers · · Score: 1

    In the book, the screen shots looked more like a mac.

  3. Re:Why not just get a laptop? on Cappuccino PC, Round 3 · · Score: 2

    "* Not everyone needs a screen. If you just want something headless, it's much smaller."

    I use my Xbox connected to my stereo as a jukebox. No TV. I have memorised the button sequence to get to the song list I want and start playing it. :)

  4. Re:My first thought was the 13th Floor on Virtual 1930s Harlem · · Score: 2

    I used to joke about that with a friend. He was going down on a girl and found a crusty bit. We just assumed that it was a glitch in the VR and left it at that :)

  5. For all my Virtual Harlem needs... on Virtual 1930s Harlem · · Score: 2

    I play KingPin, Mother****er!

    Well, other than the game being crap, the city was awesome.

  6. Scientific Responsibility on Self-Organizing Circuit Reinvents Radio · · Score: 2

    Anthropomorphic terms should be disallowed from scientific reports and media releases. Words like "breeding", "cheating", etc. conjure up magic in the imagination, but are ultimately (deliberately) misleading and are the worst form of analogy because they imply so much that just isn't there.

    That's why I don't cheat on my girlfriends or breed with them. I apply losing algorithms instead.

  7. Learnt a new word.... on Negative Refractivity for Optical Computing · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must have been out of the negative refractivity thread of modern physics, but I love this word...

    "They had free drinks that night. Trevor was absolutely PLASMONIC. I mean... shit, man! he almost had a negative refractive index. Lucky we got him in a taxi when we did"

  8. Re:Appollo 13 edited for content? on Slashback: Brainwaves, MPnothin', Telescopy · · Score: 1

    I think it was the bit where one of them said, "I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a dead hippo". The mental imagery is just the same whether you see it on IMAX, normal cinema, or video, so it won't matter.

  9. Quality better/worse bah humbug on Sony Kills Betamax · · Score: 1

    1) Porn was allowed on VHS
    2) ...
    3) VHS Wins

  10. It's just like... better! on Mozilla 1.1 Hits The Street · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if this is a jedi mind trick, but Mozilla 1.1 "feels" _much_ better and smoother. It's up there with more "lickable" :)

  11. Re:More Slashdot sensationalism on E-Mail Forwarding Patented, PTO Sued · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Without going into all the IP crap, this kind of makes sense in the days of free email accounts with limited quotas.

    However, what would be even better is if Hotmail et. al provided you with an overflow email address that gets your hotmail mail when your quota is full.

    The ability to get your old/dead mail accounts forwarded to a new account is OK, but a quiet word to your SA in the job you are leaving is cheaper :)

  12. Grrrrls from PETA on Pig-to-Human Transplants On Their Way · · Score: 1

    The animal lovers should donate their body organs to keep animals alive after I've turned cow and pig livers and giblets into delicate tasting cracker spreads.

    Booyah!

  13. Re:corruption imlies violence on ElcomSoft Back For More · · Score: 1

    Awesome. Therein lies the power of the net. You have been my google search. Thank you.

  14. Re:corruption imlies violence on ElcomSoft Back For More · · Score: 1

    While sometimes violence is the last resort of unjustly treated people, it is also a tool for the powerful to gain more power/money (read Kuwait, Timor, Afghanistan, Kosovo, USA, most of the rest of Europe, Asia, etc)

    And Dylan also had a line that went something like...
    "people rob you with a fountain pen"

    Reminder to self: unplug keyboard before drinking on slashdot.

  15. Re:My favourite question... on How Should You Interview a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    Funny comment. But when I'm working in a team with a lot of work to be done before a deadline, and someone says they have nothing to do because they are waiting for other people, I get totally pissed off. The next logical step for them would be to find out if anyone else needs help or something to be done. Then again, I'm a full-time employee working around contractors.

    Disclaimer: Some of my best friends are contractors.

  16. My favourite question... on How Should You Interview a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    What would you do if you ran out of things to do?

  17. We need signs on our email boxes... on The Continuing Rise of E-Mail Marketing · · Score: 1

    "No Junk Mail"

    Although it never worked for Real Estate Agents, the pricks. They never believe their advertising is junk mail.

  18. Re:MySQL A threat, hah, tell me another one... on MySQL A Threat To The Big Database Vendors? · · Score: 1

    Sorry, sooo off topic, but...
    Anyone who quotes the funniest pseudo doco from the opening of a Star Wars movie in their sig needs kudos. Mod the parent up!

  19. Re:Buying mandatory classes? on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I so wish people would learn to spell precedent.
    Quit bitching about corporatisation (Australian spelling, and correct) and learn to spell. HAND

  20. There hasn't been a funny comment yet.... on MMORPG: Money, Money, Money · · Score: 2

    I played Anarchy Online, and I did and said stuff I could have done in a Christian chat room for free, but without the graphics.

    Where is the 3DMMORPG for Leisure Suit Larry? I want something to tide me over until I get my holodeck (Thanks Scott Adams)

  21. Re:Hardware upgrade on Red Hat Reveals Support For AMD's Hammer · · Score: 2

    You want a hardware upgrade?
    I just bought an exercise bike and mounted my wireless keyboard and trackball on it.

    I'm finally gonna be able to exercise and compute at the same time without having to buy a wearable computer.( 8km so far ;)

  22. Re:My 23 Chromosomes on Genome · · Score: 1

    Maybe #23 is:
    I will not die alone :)

  23. My 23 Chromosomes on Genome · · Score: 1

    1. I like to program
    2. I like to spend lots of time with linux
    3. I like to spend lots of time on Slashdot
    4. I chase karma
    5. I am witty
    6. I like to drink
    7. I like to smoke
    8. I like to program
    9. See 1.
    10. I don't understand girls
    11. I don't like the sun
    12. I like the Matrix
    13. I thrive on violent games and movies
    14. I don't like fighting for real
    15. I shower when I have to
    16. I optimise my housework
    17. I like girls, but they don't understand me
    18. I do bad things to myself but not to others
    19. No-one gets that
    20. I want to meet aliens
    21. I want them to be nice
    22. I want to be alive when BattleMechs are invented.
    23.???

    Oh, crap, I'm a code from Mars and you have to guess the 23rd chromosome.

  24. The Joke had already been made... on IE and Konqueror Bug Makes SSL Insecure · · Score: 1

    When companies set themselves up to charge hundreds of dollars for strings of unique data called Certificates. It's frigging disgusting. I'd trust a private key long before I bought a certificate by companies who slam, and from companies who sold my identity to spammers.

    Hang on, which one was which?

  25. Re:Who's got 100 half-finished games? on A High-School Hacker's Notebook · · Score: 1

    A good idea is to go in those 24/48 hour game competitions. They make you finish something.

    Disclaimer: I went in my last one to learn C++ (old Delphi programmer), so I didn't get too far :)

    http://ludumdare.com/