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  1. Re:Time for a name change on Google Sued over Page Ranking · · Score: 2

    What about SearchKings Behind-The-Firewall, Enterprise-Wide search product:

    WanKing

  2. Librarians, please don't change on Libraries Are 31337 · · Score: 2

    If you lost the stereotypical stuffy demeanour, I couldn't enjoy porn like this:

    http://www.riverofdata.com/librariana/porn/

  3. 86 hours and you die on an x86 on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 1

    Shit man. That means I can only play for 68 hours on my old mac.

  4. I invented an unbreakable encryption technique on What Would You Do With a New Form of Encryption? · · Score: 2

    I used it to protect my source code, then I forgot the password.

  5. Re:Follow up to the Hoap-1? on Cell Phone-Controlled Household Robot Revealed · · Score: 2

    Great. Wheels. I live in a three friggin story house. At least the Daleks won't get me.

  6. Why is it all Interesting and Informative? on Donald Norman On Software And Other Things · · Score: 2

    Has there been a moratorium on Funny comments in this thread, or are UI design tradeoffs inherently boring?

  7. Re:Disclaimer: I work for this company. on Component MP3/OGG Players? · · Score: 2

    " It's really nice to have 700 albums on tap in the kitchen."

    On tap as in beer?

  8. Re:As a programmer... on Slashback: Cinelerra, Dolphiname, Phoenix · · Score: 2

    ALternatively, you could try Open Kylix from Borland.com, and get everything statically linked into a single binary when you compile. (oh, and it compiles VERY quickly, has a great gui, and forces you to distribute with the GPL, it shows a friggin splash screen when you execute your binary, and you better be jiggy with pascal, but it has very nice auto-completion, and debugging tools in a consistent IDE) Phew!

  9. I know Godwin's Law on FSF Issues GNU/Linux Name FAQ · · Score: 2

    I realise an argument is lost when you associate your opponent with Hitler or Nazism, but is there a special name for when you accuse someone of not learning the lessons of Hiroshima?

  10. This one's easy... on Directors Counter-Sue Movie Bowdlerizing Company · · Score: 2

    Fight for whichever side allows you to ADD more sex, violence, drugs, CGI, pr0n, etc. to any movie you want.

    Way too easy. Now, which side would that be?

  11. Anti-Anti-Scam Sites on Fighting the Nigerian Money Scam · · Score: 2

    I wonder if there are advisory sites that give potential scammers information about what to look out for when scamming people. E.g. Don't give your targets any money until they have given you their account details, or maybe a few clues about how to know you're having your chain totally pulled.

  12. Wah. I thought you said Lego on LOGO Still Lives -- New Java-Based Version Released · · Score: 2

    I threw my hands up and said, "Not more lego!"

    Go 100 beyarch

  13. Re:A good way to get more people to play on OSI Starts Selling Preleveled UO characters · · Score: 2

    Good call. They will be like MC Hawking with a very expensive exoskeleton.

  14. Re:Getting others to fight for their freedom on Lawrence Lessig's Personal Past and Supreme Court Future · · Score: 2

    Reminds me of the South Park episode with Russell Crowe.

    Lawrence Lessig... FIGHTIN' ROUND THE WORLD!

  15. I'm guessing... on Lawrence Lessig's Personal Past and Supreme Court Future · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is the paid targeted advertisement for the day. Thanks, Wired :)

  16. Product Placement vs. Interrupting Ads on Product Placement in Online Gaming · · Score: 2

    Imagine a world with no disruptive advertising...

    Browsing the web without popups. All it takes is a proxy filter to replace generic terms like "drink" with advertising terms that we already relate to, like "Coke". Then you could subvert the advertising by blogging about how your aunty choked on her "drink", and the product placement's parent company would start getting bad PR.

    Then again, I think I am coming down now...

  17. Re:Because... on Musicians vs. RIAA At USA Today · · Score: 2

    I think the point is best summed up thus:
    Look at the aging stars. They were ugly muthas with hot voices and great bands. Steve Tyler, Alice Cooper, Mick Jagger, etc. Where are the friggin ugly muso's these days?

  18. Online publishers should use better English on Musicians vs. RIAA At USA Today · · Score: 2

    "They face challenges from increasingly vocal performers "

    should be

    "They face challenges from increasing numbers of vocal performers"

    But what about the instrumentalists?

  19. Re:CompTIA responds on Perens Pushes "Sincere Choice" for Software · · Score: 2

    Dear sir.

    Either don't worry about people knowing where you work, don't participate in newsgroups, or don't have an eminently searchable name.

    Cheers,

    John Doe

  20. Golden Age of Privacy on Cryptogram: AES Broken? · · Score: 2

    It will continue to exist so long as the average hacker has a computer within 2 or 3 orders of magnitude of power of the government. Easy.

  21. Re:Free? on The Porn Of Napster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want to be punished by pornographers, if it means being tied to a post and tickled with feathers by big-breasted blondes. Compare this with being bent over by the RIAA, and having all the CD's I copied for fair use jammed blunt-ways up my butt.

  22. Unless you need it to brag... on When to Buy Technology Goods? · · Score: 2

    Accept a few basic things:

    1) If you buy something 1 - 2 years old, it will depreciate slower.
    2) Resale value should never be taken into account when buying computer equipment.
    3) 1-2 year old equipment and it's associated drivers are less broken than cutting edge tech.
    4) Only get power/stuff that you are going to use - it hurts very much to see unused stuff that you can't resell depreciate like computer equipment does.

  23. Re:Time for harsher punishments on WA Wins First Case Against Deceptive Spammer · · Score: 2

    Funnily enough, the last card-carrying Mensa person I met (he showed me his card), didn't believe Nazis killed many/any Jews at all. Because I assumed he was capable of logical deduction, I gave him the benefit of a two hour argument, then realised that intelligence is not always connected to logic. If we both mentioned Hitler in the argument, who won the debate? IMO, IHBT. IHL.

  24. Re:How to bypass the Great Firewall on Great Firewall Becomes Greater · · Score: 2

    Oh, thank you for reminding me! Whenever I need a quick pickmeup in the harsh post 9/11 world I live in, I can choose between going on a personal development course, or sitting in front of Zombocom on my exercise bike. Thanks again.

    "The unattainable is unknown at Zombocom"
    "The only limit is yourself"
    "Anything is possible at Zombocom"
    "The infinite is possible at Zombocom"

  25. Re:Crock of shit on Alton Brown Answers, At Last · · Score: 2

    My misreading of this comment was:

    "... and I think my Higher Farmer daily for the strength to preserve"

    I think it came from my memories of Mum's preserving days...