I thought the best thing about these new fangled scanners was that you could only do black and white face plants with a photocopier - now you can do it in colour at 1200dpi!
I could buy a hard drive that communicates wirelessly with my computer, and which is powered by the Tesla coil. I could just put it on a shelf near my computer and leave it in it's box.
A school in Victoria is having it's funding cut from a project to send spiders into space (I'm feeling lazy, so use google and search for "site:.au victoria school spider space -porn -goatsex" ) We could put a 1% tax on fly-spray and the people who hate spiders can fire some into space.
IIRC, Canter and Siegel's claim to fame was spamming every channel on usenet with the same unsolicited, off-topic advertisement. I think they were the first to do that. The pricks.
Knuth farts. Everyone listens. Not to hear his sounds, but to boast to their friends they are into Knuth.
Also reported, number of people who use the excuse "I'll wait until it's finished" for not reading The Art of Computer Programming trebled recently after Knuth had answers published.
Finally, slashdot comment modded to record low after readers angrily reacted to anything that makes fun of all they revere. Sensitivity at all time high.
Looks like it's not too far away before GI's find themselves outclassed and outacted (but fortunately not outsmarted or outsmoked ) by genetically modified soldiers.
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Nuff said. A $4000 Game and Watch.
I thought the best thing about these new fangled scanners was that you could only do black and white face plants with a photocopier - now you can do it in colour at 1200dpi!
I could buy a hard drive that communicates wirelessly with my computer, and which is powered by the Tesla coil. I could just put it on a shelf near my computer and leave it in it's box.
That would be cool.
A school in Victoria is having it's funding cut from a project to send spiders into space (I'm feeling lazy, so use google and search for "site:.au victoria school spider space -porn -goatsex" ) We could put a 1% tax on fly-spray and the people who hate spiders can fire some into space.
I'll be happy to pay.
http://www.indiago.org/images/projects/slum2.jpg
Just unleash a thousand Active Buddies.
Who would know the difference?
After one thousand iterations of talking
to each other, they settle on jumping up
and down about each other's comments and
trying to get first post.
Why is that funny? It's true :)
Wanna feel powerless?
Get out-geeked by your parents.
Does mfr mean "muthaf*ka?" That would be cool.
What do you mean, "it lacks DMA support?" My Dad uses DMA to get his assembly language microphone drivers to work better with USB.
Pity about the pop-ups, overs, unders, and throughs, though.
It's not about passing genes. It is about poo. Poo developed a human shell to ensure it's survival and propagation.
Mallett's assistant Adam, is doing his girl Eve in the workshop, and BOOM!
Case closed. Thanks for coming.
Professors don't work like dogs. They get their PHD students to do that for them!
I saw it in the drawer of a software reviewer
I used to work with.
And yes, it is a pystake of the original MYST
game. It involved taking scenes from the first
game and painting over the top of them.
Or Cher (especially the South Park piss take)
IIRC, Canter and Siegel's claim to fame was spamming every channel on usenet with the same unsolicited, off-topic advertisement. I think they were the first to do that. The pricks.
A goodish programmer who can do 1000 unobfuscated lines of code per day will have produced something that 5 clever lines a day can't:
maintainability
Knuth farts. Everyone listens. Not to hear his sounds, but to boast to their friends they are into Knuth.
Also reported, number of people who use the excuse "I'll wait until it's finished" for not reading The Art of Computer Programming trebled recently after Knuth had answers published.
Finally, slashdot comment modded to record low after readers angrily reacted to anything that makes fun of all they revere. Sensitivity at all time high.
Film at 11.
My uni boxen were all named after sunken ships.
"Ooops. Valdez just went down."
What mean last sentence?
Looks like it's not too far away before GI's find themselves outclassed and outacted (but fortunately not outsmarted or outsmoked ) by genetically modified soldiers.
Isn't it ironic that if BG gave away his source, we'd know how good he was?
Imagine insisting on having a "pure" unscreened child, and then the child sues you for their genetically inherited cancer.
Schweet! now I can write a good ol' fashioned pocket sized war dialler and port nmap to the nokia. Business as usual.
"If you can afford it, buy it. If you can't afford it, try it. If it's any good, recommend it to people who can buy it."
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