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  1. Re:Search for life on NASA Appointed Team Set Out Priorities For a Europa Surface Mission · · Score: 1

    Nurse! Nurse! The Universe Domination Program that our alien creators implanted aeons ago has awakened in this one. Better bring out the sedative before we all end up in an X Files episode.

  2. Re:Search for life on NASA Appointed Team Set Out Priorities For a Europa Surface Mission · · Score: 1

    By that time the organism has become a native of the planet so it doesn't matter anymore.

  3. Re:I will agree that VR is cool on John Carmack Joins Oculus VR As CTO · · Score: 1

    Well they did look stupid. But the tech evolved into something streamlined and useful.

    The Oculus Rift is much like the original brick phone. A couple generations on and VR goggles will be sleek, cheap and everywhere.

  4. Re:Full Sized solar panel? on First Laptop With Full-Sized Solar Panels Will Run On Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    so how big is a full sized one?

    About the size of one Dyson sphere. A bit unwieldy but very efficient.

  5. Re:The Romans found out about lead on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 1

    Lead is a health potion compared to mercury.

  6. Re:One problem... on IKEA Augmented Reality Catalog Lets You Preview Products In Your Apartment · · Score: 1

    IKEA furniture is mostly knockoffs of quality furniture. I imagine that an IKEA knockoff will be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

  7. Re:Religion? on Russian Church of Kopimizma Rallies For Battle Against New Piracy Laws · · Score: 4, Informative

    Religion means special protections under law and in many countries tax breaks. So let's first get rid of those.

  8. Re:Toy story on Japan Launches Talking Humanoid Robot Into Space · · Score: 2

    No marketing can disguise the inherent creepyness of RealDolls.

  9. Re:why go burger? why not sausage? on First Ever Public Tasting of Lab-Grown Cultured Beef Burger · · Score: 1

    Edward G. Robinson waxing lyrical over Real Food is the first thing that comes to my mind when thinking about Soylent Green in this context. I doubt that vat-grown beef will taste anything like beef from free range cattle. Hydroponic tomatoes taste nothing like those grown in soil and in that case you have the entire organism producing the product, not just some cells in glucose water.

    But if it's cheap and tastes like nothing, it will be perfect for fast food production. Slop some liquid smoke on it and can you feed millions of overweight underemployed slobs.

  10. Re:obligatory on The Latest Security Vulnerability: Your Toilet · · Score: 1

    I hope you're not poo-poohing this serious problem.

    As general Melchett put it:
    You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

  11. Paul Stamets on Plants Communicate Using Fungi · · Score: 2

    When Paul Stamets has called the network of mycelium in the soil "nature's internet" of course everybody thought that he had eaten a little too much of a certain kind of mushroom. Turns out he had eaten just enough.

    It's an interesting talk even if you don't buy into his more extreme ideas.

  12. Summertime. Not much real news going on. It's almost like a real paper.

  13. Re:Toy story on Japan Launches Talking Humanoid Robot Into Space · · Score: 1

    Japanese Toy Story

    Sounds awesome. Now why hasn't this happened yet?

  14. Re:You morons on Pwnie Awards 2013 Winners: Barnaby Jack, Edward Snowden, Hakin9, Evad3rs · · Score: 0

    Channel that anger towards the filthy heathen you mean? I like the way you're thinking. Can we burn witches an have another crusade as well? Can we?

  15. Re:More pointless 'research' on Open Source Drug Discovery Prompts a Fundamental Heart Failure Breakthrough · · Score: 2

    A cake made without eggs or butter? Who in their right mind would eat such an abomination?

  16. Re:Mailpile... on New, Privacy-Oriented, FOSS Web-mail: Mailpile · · Score: 1

    What if I mail you some kittens? Wouldn't you want big pile of cute little kittens?

  17. Re:Starving children on NSA Provided £100m Funding For GCHQ Operations · · Score: 1

    Sure go feed your kids, but if these kids aren't going to spy on international communications in Europe then you're wasting your money.

  18. Re:The Onion said it best on Qualcomm Says Eight-Core Processors Are Dumb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not from where I'm posting. In fact...

    Please donate 0.005BTC to 1CqdRjs4fXT9R85WmwZUxJNLXQkQPa4knP to read the rest of this comment.

  19. Re:Really? on Study Finds 3D Printers Pay For Themselves In Under a Year · · Score: 2

    Plastic filament is dirt cheap compared to ink but that still doesn't make 3D printing of commodity items cost effective. However for making replacment parts (that can be ridiculously expensive when bought) or custom parts they come in pretty handy.

  20. Re:Lame summary on Android Tablet Gives Rare Glimpse At North Korean Tech · · Score: 1

    There was the bombshell that it has Angry Birds preinstalled.

  21. Re: North Korean Tech at it's best on Android Tablet Gives Rare Glimpse At North Korean Tech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and probably some big brother-style tech embedded in them

    So you're saying that it runs vanilla Android?

  22. Re:Soon they'll make hamburgers too on Google Replaces AT&T At Starbucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you like spies with that?

  23. Re:When Google was young on Google Argues Against Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Google isn't evil. They are however unrepentant opportunists lacking any vision beyond world domination and ideas they read in pulp sci-fi. That makes them weak in the face of pressure from Wall Street. The "Don't be evil" is a testament to their naivite at the beginning. Nobody sets out to be evil but without a solid ethical and moral framework most people end up doing evil when placed in a position of power.

  24. Re:Good Question on What's Stopping Us From Eating Insects? · · Score: 1

    Don't eat quinoa. Seriously don't.

  25. Re:Good Question on What's Stopping Us From Eating Insects? · · Score: 1

    Flying Gambas
    Air Prawns
    Sky Lobsters
    Six legged Turkeys