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  1. Re:Use a pair of diagonal cutters. on Ask Slashdot: How Best To Disconnect Remote Network Access? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Parent did mention putting the USB stick in a person. That sounds both painful and inconvenient.

  2. Re:popup: are you sure? on Intelligence Director Claims NSA Surveillance Reports Inaccurate · · Score: 0

    Ahh that reminds me of to '90s. Only then it was a popup for x10cams asking if I want to spy on my hot neighbor.
    Also funny how one flunky denies the story and then the president goes on the record to defend the practice.

    Which reminds me:

    Dear mr. President, go fuck yourself with a wire brush.

    Yours sincerely,
    Well I'm sure you already know my name, adress and the kind or porn I like so I won't bother to sign this.

  3. Neurons regenerate you say? on Atomic Bombs Help Solve Brain Mystery · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll drink to that!

  4. Re:and how many people just cramed the test on Hacker Exposes Evidence of Widespread Grade Tampering In India · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have you seen the curves? They don't even approach a poisson distribution.

  5. Re:But do they explode? on New All-Solid Sulfur Based Battery Outperforms Lithium Ion · · Score: 2

    Try shorting that battery and watch how quickly that electrolyte turns liquid.

  6. Re:But do they explode? on New All-Solid Sulfur Based Battery Outperforms Lithium Ion · · Score: 1

    Also not a chemist, but if it can store more energy than an equivalent lithium ion battery then my guess is yes.

  7. Re:Malicious? on Facebook Silently Removes Ability To Download Your Posts · · Score: 1

    Facebook has users in the same way as heroin has users.

  8. Re:Please EU, more laws! on EU Wants To Enshrine Network Neutrality In Law · · Score: 1

    Damn right! This is Brussels bureaucracy gone mad! What's next? Banning heavy metals from childrens toys? How dare those damn Eurocrats protect my interests!

  9. Does anybody else find it funny... on iPhone 4, iPad 2 Get US Import Ban · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that a US company can't sell their product in the US because of an import ban on that product?

  10. Re:About the title... on World of Warcraft Film Shooting Begins Early 2014 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it now: A highly regarded WOW player doesn't show up to two consecutive raids and the entire guild leaves their basement to figure out where he disappeared to.

    Alternate title: "The girl with the Dragon Mount."

  11. Yo mamma so fat on Lowest Mass Exoplanet Ever Directly Imaged. Probably. · · Score: 5, Funny

    She can be directly imaged from 300 light years away.

  12. Re:Why should it be any different? on Marriages Spawned From Online Dating As Satisfying As From Traditional Dating · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because you're a sad and cynical basement dweller who tries to make himself feel better by putting others down? Funny thing, it turns out that thinking that way only makes you feel worse.

  13. Re: Noooooooooo! on Green Lantern Writer To Pen Blade Runner Sequel · · Score: 1

    Don't let Hollywood do The Man In The High Castle. You know that they'll ruin it with Tom Cruise and explosions.
    Although I'd love to see a faithful adaptation of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. The whole Mercerism and Dream Organ thing were the best part of the book. Get Charlie Kaufmann to do the script. Smpathetic losers getting hurt by crazy women is what he does best.

  14. Re:in my honest opinion on With Sales Down, Whale Meat Flogged As Source of Strength · · Score: 5, Funny

    we are coming to a point where we can literally grow our foods

    Oh dear, have I accidentally set my time machine 10000 years too far into the past? I was supposed to end up in 2013.

  15. Re:Again? on With Sales Down, Whale Meat Flogged As Source of Strength · · Score: 1
  16. Re:Tell me it's a source of strength for my... on With Sales Down, Whale Meat Flogged As Source of Strength · · Score: 1

    We're all out of fresh mammoth I'm afraid, but I'm sure that the chef can dig up some frozen mammoth if that's ok with you.

  17. Re:Pi Madness on Pi to Go: Hot Raspberry Pi DIY Mini Desktop PC Project · · Score: 3, Informative

    If underpriviliged kids want a PC they would be far more successful dumpster diving a couple of discarded PCs and an old crt and cobbling those together. Probably cheaper too.

  18. Re:Wasn't so bad on Salvaging E.T. In Software, Instead of New Mexico · · Score: 1

    Dude, congrats on having a cool mom.

  19. Re:Statistics can be misleading on Surgeries On Friday Are More Frequently Fatal · · Score: 2

    Either that of she didn't want to admit that she is responsible for a service where surgeons are overworked to the point of failing patients.

  20. Re:Correlation on Surgeries On Friday Are More Frequently Fatal · · Score: 0

    It is now official. BMJ has confirmed: your patient is dying

            One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered surgical staff when BMJ confirmed that your patients blood pressure has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of healthy systolic pressure. Coming on the heels of a recent BMJ survey which plainly states that your patient has lost consciousness, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. your patients vital signs are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent patient wheelchair racing competition.

            You don't need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict your patients future. The hand writing is on the wall: your patient faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for your patient because your patient is dying. Things are looking very bad for your patient. As many of us are already aware, your patient continues to lose red corpuscules. His aorta spurts a river of blood.

            Your patient is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his braincells. The sudden and unpleasant departures of organs like kidney and and liver only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: your patient is dying.

  21. Re:Fourth? Awesome! on Switzerland Tops IPv6 Adoption Charts; US Lags At 4th · · Score: 1

    US tries very hard to save extremely premature infants and also very ill older people,

    Prolonging the suffering of patients. That is sick.

  22. Re: Why the iPhone of all thing? on Chicago Sun Times Swaps iPhone Training For Staff Photographers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And then you lose one more reason for people to subscribe. I think that is the definition of a death spiral.

  23. Re:FTA on Oculus VR Co-founder Andrew Reisse Killed In Auto Collision · · Score: 1

    So how is life in Hazzard County these days?

  24. Re:Pedo Panic on In UK, Search Engines Urged To Block More Online Porn Sites · · Score: 2

    Come to think of it, it's a small miracle that bbc.co.uk hasn't been blocked yet. Judging by the news the BBC appears to be the largest pedo ring in the world.

  25. Re:Tattoo Authentication Methods on Motorola Developing Pill and Tattoo Authentication Methods · · Score: 1

    Negative I am a meat-popsicle.