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  1. Worthless on No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service — and No Google Glass, Either · · Score: 1

    Contracts can be freely broken. Happens in business all the time. To do it the breaker must pay the breakee economic damages which will likely be $0.00. That won't even cover his lawyers fees, and what if the jury decides they don't like hipsters wearing googleglasses? Hipster would probably piss off the jury further by showing up wearing them in court.

  2. Unenforcable on Woman Facing $3,500 Fine For Posting Online Review · · Score: 2

    Only the government can punish people. Civil courts strike down punitive (punishing) clauses in contracts. In court, it would be unenforceable. Also violates her 1st Amendment rights. kleargear's case has humiliating fail written all over it.

  3. Meh on Microsoft and Facebook Launch Internet Bug Bounty Program · · Score: 2

    NSA will pay me twice that much! :)

  4. Good Man + Absolute Power = Bad Man on CPJ Report: the Obama Administration and Press Freedoms · · Score: 1

    If we were watched over by scrupulous eunuch atheist priests who lived in a walled off commune and never spoke to another soul wouldn't mind, but we are watched by public servants. The value of mass surveillance data inevitably means it will be abused. http://www.crikey.com.au/?p=386989

  5. Hayabusa on Emotional Attachment To Robots Could Affect Battlefield Outcome · · Score: 1

    was a japanese rocket which landed on an asteroid and returned a sample to earth. was turned into a good ken 'inception' 'batman' watanabe movie and SPOILER hayabusa burns up in the end. I have no idea why but I CRIED. http://www.japanflix.com/japans-modern-day-apollo-13-starring-ken-watanabe-in-theaters-february-11

  6. A shame on Group Attacks Bad Software Patents Before They're Approved · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a shame that so many in the public must give up their time for free to try and counter inaction by Congressmen.

  7. Promised fulfilled on Obama Asks FCC To Make Carriers Unlock All Mobile Devices · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we can CHANGE carriers.

  8. Kangaroo Poo on Australia Elects Libertarian-Leaning Senator (By Accident) · · Score: 1

    They also elected the KANGAROO POO YUM YUM Motorists Enthusiasts party: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2013/likely-senator-dodges-questions-about-kangaroo-poo-fight-video-20130909-2tf8j.html

    A shame in South Australia where Nick Xenophon has been reelected as an excellent Senator beloved by his constituents and the Interwebs http://www.news.com.au/national-news/independent-senator-nick-xenophon-overwhelmed-by-record-voter-support/story-fncynjr2-1226714814451

    but Xenophon couldn't get his #2 elected because the Greens cut a deal with the major parties. HA! That will come back to haunt them BECAUSE THEY JUST HELPED ELECT THEIR ARCH RIVALS THE ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE FAMILY FIRST PARTY. That will really come back to haunt the Greens now. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/election-2013/micro-parties-harvest-three-seats-in-senate/story-fn9qr68y-1226714827198

  9. Fair Work Australia sticks their thumb up for porn on FOI Request Reveals UK Houses of Parliament Workers' Passion For Adult Content · · Score: 1

    So-called "Fair Work Australia" the Australian Labor government's workplace commission declare that using your employer's facilities during work hours to distribute pornography to fellow employees is not a sackable offence.

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/sending-porn-emails-at-work-no-longer-a-sackable-offence-fair-work-commission-rules/story-fni0fit3-1226710444957
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-04/porn-emails-at-work-not-automatic-sacking-offence/4933426
    http://www.smh.com.au/national/public-service/porn-not-an-automatic-sacking-offence-tribunal-20130903-2t3ki.html

    Three Victorian postal workers were dismissed after using the Australia Post email system to distribute sexually explicit material in their Dandenong workplace. They appealed, and the full bench of the Fair Work Commission - in a non-unanimous judgement - found the terminations were harsh and the workers could be reinstated. Two of the three commissioners said in a statement: "There is an emerging trend... regarding the accessing, sending or receiving and storing pornography by an employee as a form of serious misconduct that invariably merits termination of employment."

  10. Hello on Building Melts Car · · Score: 2

    I am the architect of that building. Sorry, but I really hated that car.

  11. Funniest of all time on Amazon Selects Their Favorite Fake Customer Reviews · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check the reviews on this one:

    Playmobil Security Check Point "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like." http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/product-reviews/B0002CYTL2

    What is that this has been going on for a long time and Amazon has let it continue without comment. Not so cool management is still on board, but still good to see a megacorporation with a genuine sense of humor as opposed to obvious ad agency promotions.

  12. Suffer little patent troll on Invalidation of Eolas's Web Patent Claims Upheld · · Score: 1

    What sucks is under American rules they don't have to pay their victims massive legal bills defending the suit. The victims get nothing to cover this or the incredible waste of time.

  13. MIT is not the Borg on MIT Uses Machine Learning Algorithm To Make TCP Twice As Fast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kudos, but can't OP say "MIT Researchers Keith Winstein and Hari Balakrishnan". Despite the best efforts of their AI labs, MIT is not the Borg. When someone who works for MIT buys an orange juice, "MIT" has not bought an orange juice.

    And if they have software that can outcode me, COOL! How many professions are this lax with job security? :-)

  14. Hoip! on Is the World's Largest Virus a Genetic Time Capsule? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another example of how great marketing helps get your research funded. The reason this is being widely reported is because they chose a cool name. Pandoravirus. But how does Pandora's box come into this? When it comes to viruses bigger is lamer so size doesn't matter. It is not a threat to people nor anyone else except amoebas. The origins speculation is interesting, but this whole thing is being hyped up by the researchers. And possibly by the amoebas.

  15. This will backfire bad on Microsoft's Cooperation With NSA Either Voluntary, Or Reveals New Legal Tactic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Chinese backdoors. US backdoors. Aussie backdoors. Not just government, you can't even trust the companies you pay to look after you. Can anyone be trusted? Everyone will now encrypt the shit out of everything making it easier for the next bin Laden and perverts to hide their crimes.

  16. Amazon needs their head read. on Are Amazon Vine Reviews of Technical Books a Joke? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Their books reviews on Amazon proper could be a great resource for anyone deciding whether to get a book, but they're full of crap reviews like "FAST SHIPPING! RECOMMEND THIS SELLER! A+++++" or "COVER DAMAGED AND ARRIVE 2 LATE 4 CLASSES. ME MAD!" They have a system where you can vote down these reviews, but why not just tell lamers "This isn't eBay" Problems been pointed out to them by many but they have twiddled their thumbs while their database has filled up with crap.

    So they should fix what they already have before launching new programs like Vine. Giving favored reviewers free crap is hardly going to inspire independent reviews anyway.

  17. What would Sid Meier do? on Fear of Thinking War Machines May Push U.S. To Exascale · · Score: 1

    If you were playing Civilization and found out your rivals were ahead of you developing an exascale sentient supertech your could either start the race from behind and hope to catch up or nuke them here and now.

  18. Jessie Ventura on Independents on QANTAS Wants To Monitor Frequent Flyers' Home Internet · · Score: 1

    We have to get beyond the Left vs Right myth. Nearly every country has two parties like this and both now answer to corporate lobbyists. Let's drop the left vs right moniker in debates and listen to the issues instead: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jesse_ventura.html http://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2012/06/13/jesse-ventura-explains-why-governments-are-like-gangs/

  19. Tom Tom already selling your GPS data on Lawmakers Try To Block Black Box Technology In Cars, DVR Tracking · · Score: 3, Informative

    ""TomTom Australia says it is planning to sell GPS data collected about its customers' journeys to road authorities and private companies even after it was forced to apologise when that same data was used by Dutch authorities to set speed traps. The revelations, revealed in The Australian Financial Review today, have caused outrage among privacy campaigners and lobby groups who believe it is now necessary for electronic devices to come with special stickers saying whether they are going to track your location and be sold to marketers. I'm starting to think that we're going to need to label every electronic item with a special sticker saying whether it's going to track your location and sell it to marketers or not. But TomTom Australia's vice-president of marketing, Chris Kearney, in a phone interview, rejected the privacy concerns and claims that TomTom was "tracking" users. He conceded TomTom was collecting real-time "timestamped GPS data" of users' journeys but said there were no privacy risks because the data was decoupled from the individual users."" http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/cartech/outrage-over-tomtom-speed-traps-for-motorists-20110506-1ebc2.html

  20. Bless the Constitution on Snowden's Big Truth: We Are All Less Free · · Score: 1

    > Bruce Schneier has published an opinion piece saying that while Snowden did break the law, we need to investigate the government before any prosecution occurs.

    The law is whatever the government makes it. That doesn't mean it's right. Sometimes laws are passed by congressmen bribed ^H^H^H receiving donations from lobbyists. Sometimes laws are passed by politocrats who figure whats the point of all that power if they can't use it. Absolute power may be a cliche, but look at how its changed Obama from a progressive socialist to someone who makes Bush look like a hippie. That doesn't make it right. Schneier needs to transcend Kohlberg's 5th stage. ghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Kohlberg%27s_stages_of_moral_development and the Constitution makes this "law" illegal anyway. We just have to wait 5 years for it to work its way up to SCOTUS.

  21. This summer coming to you: the littlest of agents on Backyard Brains Shows You How to Remote Control a Cockroach (Video) · · Score: 1

    This opens up hitherto unknown surveillance opportunities for the government to keep a tab on the people, but the sight of a cockroach in their kitchen keeping an eye on them will freak out most people. So can I suggest the government add to those circuitboards a voice synthetiser so the cockroach can loosen up its surveillance target and get them to relax. 'Hi! How ya doing?' or 'Pasta again? LOL! [checks records] At least it's not Felafel!' Suggest voice over by Billy Crystal. You're welcome.

  22. Re:OMG, John is that you? on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Prove an IT Manager Is Incompetent? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yeah John. Get it through your thick head: You're not going home early on Friday. Now get back to work.

  23. Government will steal it anyway on Memory Gaffe Leaves Aussie Bank Accounts Open To Theft · · Score: 1

    Australian government is now seizing bank accounts by declaring them 'inactive' if they haven't had a transaction in three years. Financial planner found $150K vanished and they also shafted a pensioner who got back from heart surgery to find his account seized. Probably hit other people who won't know yet, or elderly whose relatives won't even know the money is missing. Sure it'll be put to good use refurnishing bureaucrats offices: http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/brisbane-woman-has-had-more-than-150000-taken-from-bank-account-under-recent-law-changes/story-e6freoof-1226654782499?from=trendinglinks

  24. Simulate or it didn't happen! You know what I mean on New Best Way To Nuke a Short-Notice Asteroid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A nudge I can understand if there is any way to create enough energy to push something that large out of the way, but what is the point of the nuke? How do we know this doesn't end up creating lots of smaller asteroids?

    "The goal would be to fragment the asteroid into many pieces, which would then disperse along separate trajectories."
    Uhhh. Ok.

    "Wie believes that up to 99 percent or more of the asteroid pieces could end up missing the Earth, greatly limiting the impact on the planet."
    Hell of a bet to take on a hunch. Where are the simulation runs or is this a touchy-feely? How do you know it won't vapourize a nice big hole inside like the underground nuclear tests?

    "Of those that do reach our world, many would burn up in the atmosphere and pose no threat."
    More ifs.

    Sounds kind of flaky but he's got a $100K grant which I hope will answer these and good they are looking at *something*. I don't want to be an exhibit in a future sentient cockroach museum.

  25. Bitcoin versus Real Money on Bitcoin's Success With Investors Alienates Earliest Adopters · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The whole idea that you could create money by having your computer crack at a cryptographic algorithm is ridiculous, but so too is the fact that some professions earn so much more than others, that those professions form unions (oops! I mean 'professional associations') that limit supply of their professionals, or that during the GFC the Fed could pull billions of dollars from out of their ass and give it to banks who could then earn themselves interest off that. Bitcoin may be a bubble, but so is the entire stockmarket where you have computers buying and dumping stock microseconds later without any idea what is being traded. Hey did you know the big investment banks pay a premium so they connect their computers closer to the exchange's computers? As soon as they detect buys on a certain stock, they start grabbing massive amounts of it on the assumption others will follow and they can dump it microseconds later? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_trading Please tell me how this is good for the economy and sensible investment?

    Bitcoin may have its problems and speculators are really bad for anything, but so called 'real money' is just as bad and maybe worse.