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How Do You Deal With Pirated Programs At Work?

LoneAdminOK writes "I started working for a small company in the middle of January as their IT Manager. I am the first actual 'IT Guy' that they have had; before me it was someone that performed another job within the company and just handled the IT on the side. The problem that I am running into is that most of the software I am finding on the network and on people's computers isn't owned by the company. The person before me would just get it from 'somewhere' and install it on the computers as needed. This is putting me in a bad position when I have to reinstall the program or find it to install on someone else's computer. Often, I am telling people that we don't have it or we have to buy another license, and they get mad at me because the other guy said that we had it. I can't even tell where the versions of Windows Server that they are running came from. The only one I know is legit is the one that is installed on an HP server with the OEM sticker on it. How have any of you handled a situation like this? I don't install 'borrowed programs' in a production environment because I know that if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in."

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  1. Your choice by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All you can do is go to the higher ups and lay out the entire situation. If they don't care about the consequences, have them put it in writing to CYA, and then decide whether you want to trust that YA is truly C'd, and whether you want to add "Installer of Illegal Software" on to your CV. That's all you can do.

    In my experience, the smaller the company, the more pirated software you find. If it's one guy working out of his house, it'll be lucky if he's actually using his own internet connection, more less software that he actually owns.

    Now queue 500 posts saying, "ZOMG, replace it all with OSS."

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    1. Re:Your choice by KyleTheDarkOne · · Score: 5, Funny

      ZOMG, replace it all with OSS.

    2. Re:Your choice by Akido37 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All you can do is go to the higher ups and lay out the entire situation. If they don't care about the consequences, have them put it in writing to CYA, and then decide whether you want to trust that YA is truly C'd, and whether you want to add "Installer of Illegal Software" on to your CV. That's all you can do.

      In my experience, the smaller the company, the more pirated software you find. If it's one guy working out of his house, it'll be lucky if he's actually using his own internet connection, more less software that he actually owns.

      Now queue 500 posts saying, "ZOMG, replace it all with OSS."

      In summary, you're screwed.

    3. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call the new Copyright Czar - I have him on speed dial.

    4. Re:Your choice by HalifaxRage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good advice. I'd add that if you don't think your boss/manager would stick up for you if it ever came to that I'd say get the ok from their boss too. If everyone up the chain says "screw it, we're not paying that much for photoshop, my cousin gave me a cracked cd" just make sure that they know what you're doing and that they know that you know. And of course not to make the point to which you imply but there *are* a significant amount of free and almost-free software packages available for many uses. If they *have* to have photoshop then make sure they know what Photoshop costs and that the cost can be paid by the employee, the company, or in bad karma.

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    5. Re:Your choice by mr_musan · · Score: 0

      "Installer of Illegal Software"

      heheh i was once told that would be a good thing to have on my CV

    6. Re:Your choice by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I actually remember being told by management in a much previouser place to hook up our internet to the unsecured cafe wireless below us because no one could work until the ISP reconnected us (didn't pay the bills). They must've got one hell of a shock as 20 or so machines all started connecting out to the mail server through their wireless via one tablet PC dangling down below through an office window via the Ethernet to get the best connection possible.

      And yeah, "management" (far too classy a word for these people) knew exactly what they were doing.

      Happy days :)

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    7. Re:Your choice by cptdondo · · Score: 5, Informative

      I was in a similar situation long ago... I wrote up a memo outlining the software we had installed, an estimated budget to get everyone legal with what they needed, and an approval to go ahead. (At the time there was no FOSS...)

      I got my ass chewed for putting it in writing, but it got their attention. We ended up getting legal in most of the larger packages.

      Today I would also do the homework and add "direct FOSS replacements" for the software in question as much as possible. MS server -> CentOS + Samba; MS OFfice -> OpenOffice, and so on. I would create a roadmap to get everyone legal and ask for approval.

      Above all, be professional, curteous, and politically astute. It won't do to create a "fear reflex" where you get shitcanned and blackballed. You may want to have a closed-door conversation first and ask to see if management would like to see the roadmap you've prepared.

    8. Re:Your choice by BitwiseX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree 100%. I've seen this a million time at smaller companies, that I've gone into as a contractor. As a contractor I've had to refuse requests to install software. It was usually one copy of Office '97 that a husband brought in to install on 10 or so PCs.

      The sad part is MOST small business don't even realize what they are doing is illegal. Then when you analyze what they have and what the cost of going legit is, they say "Thanks!" and show you the door.

      In your case I would hope asking for a CYA letter from the higher powers would at least throw up a red flag and make them realize the seriousness of the situation. I'd be interested to know what legal position that puts you in however, since you know what you are doing is illegal, CYA letter or not. If your boss said to shoot his secretary and gave you a letter saying he told you to do it... I don't think it would hold up in court (A little extreme, but still..)

    9. Re:Your choice by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Informative

      Surprisingly, those 500 FOSS-supporting slashdotters might be right. Apparently, the economic poo we are wading through has a lot of businesses (esp smaller ones) considering FOSS. I don't know if Microsoft will ever again resort to auditing and suing its own install base en masse like it did years ago, but with their balance sheets sliding south just like everyone else, they might start looking to maximise the revenue from their unofficial install base, as it were. I sure wouldn't want to chance it. There are more FOSS equivalents now than ever for proprietary software. Now might be the perfect time to switch.

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    10. Re:Your choice by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

      I agree completely.

      Step 1: CYA

      From there, educate yourself and others on free alternatives if cost is a factor. If it's a small enough company, you should have no problem going to the owner or manager or whoever the head person is and explaining the repricussions of getting caught pirating software. It often leads to loosing the company. However, make sure not to be threatening. You don't want to imply blackmail here.

      I ran into a similar situation at my old job. The company had about 50 people and I was the head IT guy. I was sometimes even instructed (usually by sales-folk) to install software that I knew was illegal. I refused every time and stated my reasons. It didn't make me the most popular IT guy, and I know that there was at least one other that would install the illegal software, but it at least kept my conscience clear and my ass covered.

      I think the biggest thing is to find free alternatives if possible. If not, make your displeasure well known. If instructed to break the law.... well, that's up to you but I'd probably start looking for another job if my current employer knowingly told me to break the law.

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    11. Re:Your choice by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree. I'd go one step further though. I'd go to the big boss head honcho guy, and explain the options as far as you know as follows.

      1) You are a professional, and take professional pride in your work. This means that you will not install or support pirating.

      2) As professional, you'll recommend free and open source alternatives to replace all the pirated versions as quickly as you can.

      3) Any software that is necessary that has been pirated will be replaced with legitimate versions ASAP, with the understanding that it is a high priority for you.

      4) The cost of getting caught by the BSA holding pirated versions is much more costly than actually purchasing the software. And it only takes one disgruntled employee to make that call.

      I'd present him with the scenario where someone offered to sell the business a bunch of whatevers that happened to "fall off the truck" what the boss would do. If he doesn't care, then you know exactly who you are dealing with and the kind of company you work for.

      Lastly, I would DOCUMENT everything, and let the Bossman know you are documenting everything, including the conversations you have regarding your findings and the solutions you're offering. That is professional.

      Education is a long hard process. And sometimes the best education is pain. But there are a few people out there that will never learn.

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    12. Re:Your choice by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I managed to convince my management that OpenOffice was more than adequate for certain departments. We still (sadly) have to use Outlook and Exchange in a number of areas, but I'm already looking at dispensing with that and going with some open source groupware, as well as contact management software. Still, it's a move forward. Right now the phrase "no licensing costs" is like magic.

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    13. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're a contractor and pointing out that their software is not legally licensed leads to being shown the door, I'm sure a call to the BSA would get their attention. Depending on how you feel about burning rickety bridges.

    14. Re:Your choice by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 1

      decide whether you want to trust that YA is truly C'd

      I am not a lawyer, so I'd get one. I'd trot out the NYCL-signal, but I don't want to volunteer him for EVERY legal question on here, just every legal question regarding the RIAA. :) I'd get one other than through my employer so there's no conflict of interest.

      Get your lawyer to tell you what you'd need to best protect yourself from when the BSA Gestapo comes knocking, and start looking for other work, preferably at a large company that understands that you don't want to go to jail. Granted, prison laundry is steady income, but it's not really a good option for advancing one's career.

      It's not like you don't know the practice is illegal; but the legal hair-splitting (Can I update a server with a pirated Windows install? Can I install FOSS on a computer that has pirated Photoshop?) should be done by a professional.

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    15. Re:Your choice by mitchell_pgh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Inventory, inventory, inventory... and make recommendations.

      Also, when talking to the higher ups, make sure to consider a "transition period" where you go from illegal software to "gray software", to a fully licensed office. It makes them recognize that it doesn't all have to happen overnight.

      I worked at a design firm and they had illegal versions of Adobe CS and MS Office floating around like it was their business. I basically performed an inventory of every system, created a spreadsheet highlighting the illegal software and then created a strategic timeframe/cost for how you are going to go legit.

      If they don't want to go legit, you should consider a new company or push FOSS alternatives.

    16. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The sad part is MOST small business don't even care that what they are doing is illegal. Then when you analyze what they have and what the cost of going legit is, they say "Thanks!" and show you the door.

      There, fixed that right up for you.

    17. Re:Your choice by gmack · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Better yet wait for the next virus hits and then blame it on a lack of security updates caused by all of the pirated windows versions they are running.

    18. Re:Your choice by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently, the economic poo we are wading through has a lot of businesses (esp smaller ones) considering FOSS.

      Open Source! It's the Pointy Stick that will remove the Economic Poo from your Software Licensing Shoes!

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    19. Re:Your choice by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only other thing I can think of is to tell the individual users that you are busy covering their arses as well, since an audit may cost them all their jobs. And don't let them think it ends there, give them a ray of hope such as "well, we're examining the accounting records as well."

      After all, you might get lucky and accounting might have the purchase receipts. Then you can blame it on bad bookkeeping while you untie the Gordian knot.

    20. Re:Your choice by Vancorps · · Score: 5, Informative

      You present a fairly sensible approach except for the fact that presumably the company already has a working solution for them so they just need to get it legal. With Microsoft this is easy, you just get a select agreement and based on the number of installs you get a substantial discount.

      I had the exact same situation happen to me when I moved into this job. I had a closed door meeting with the owner and my boss to determine what the priorities were and what the best way to proceed was. In the end a select agreement allowed us to instantly make all of our servers legal since I had no prior documentation illustrating that we had legitimate licenses.

      Server side you simply can't just drop in replacements when you already have running systems. With the Microsoft approach you can just change your license key to the new volume license key you get with your select agreement and away you go without reinstalling anything.

      On the desktop a simple PDF writer is more than sufficient and free for end-user PDF creation instead of having to purchase Acrobrat in most situations, obviously not all. Of course Foxit is my preferred choice for reading PDFs.

      In the end I went through department by department to determine what everyone needed to do there jobs with minimal impact, the company spent a load of money and now we're a completely legal shop. It actually feels good to provide the transition.

      Also in my case I outlined the cost to get us legal and then outlined ways we could reduce costs in future by deploying Linux in places it makes sense like with our new Asterisk system. It removes the fear they have that it will keep happening so they will be less resistant to getting the company legal.

    21. Re:Your choice by codeonezero · · Score: 1

      I agree with the above comment.

      Working at a small company, this is exactly what I'd do: Write out a report/memo explaining the situation to management, the solution and benefits of that solution (we get better support/blah) vs. downsides of not doing anything (incompatibilities with future updates of that software/inability to effectively deploy security fixes/additional downtime if box with only piece of that software goes kaput).

      Unfortunately, given your case you're in what I call "clean up" mode, where someone less competent than you had the trust of management. If management cares at all this would be your opportunity to shine and show them you're looking out for their best interest.

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    22. Re:Your choice by vtcodger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ***All you can do is go to the higher ups and lay out the entire situation.***

      Not arguing. But first check the purchasing records. If some (or all, but how likely is that?) the software was actually bought, there should be Purchase Orders or paperwork reimbursing whoever bought it. There may be a cardboard box around somewhere with original copies of the disks/CDs for some of the software. Do not expect the paperwork to be especially clear about what exactly was purchased.

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    23. Re:Your choice by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      That post is the best sane answer to this question. Well done for getting in first too!

      I'd only add that a lot of countries have software associations that offer rewards for snitching on firms that use pirated software. The BSA has branches everywhere and even has a $1m reward scheme with an easy online reporting form (that one is for the EU, click from the homepage if you're from the USA).

      Even with today's economy it might be worth your while grassing up your current firm for the reward money. You could use it to go back to school and get better qualifications; hopefully by the time you're done the outlook will be better too!

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    24. Re:Your choice by cbreaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the perfect answer and exactly what needs to be done.

      You can even go a step further and contact some of these companies to let them know your situation ahead of time.

      Call Microsoft sales/licensing and tell them your situation and tell them you're working to resolve the licensing issues. Same with Adobe and the others. Get quotes and stuff. That way, if anything bad ever did happen, you have documentation that you're in the process of shoring up the licensing.

      No company is going to sue you if you're in the process of correcting the issue because that means you're going to be a future paying customer.

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    25. Re:Your choice by gustgr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      including the conversations you have regarding your findings and the solutions you're offering.

      You, sir, has just revealed the fastest way to get canned. I'm not saying it is the wrong thing to do, but I really believe his boss would not appreciate having his words written to stone by an employee. He may even see this as blackmail or something, which would make the case much much worse.

    26. Re:Your choice by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're talking tort here, not crime. As long as he can show that he was acting as the company's agent he's off the hook personally. That's what the CYA letter is for.

      The elephant in the room is, of course, the fact that if they fire you you might just go to the BSA...

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    27. Re:Your choice by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I ran into this kind of situation in my first job. When I included a license for WordPerfect on a PO I wrote for a new system, the exec who had to sign off on it crossed that line item out, with the note "We already have this." Fortunately, a short time after I started they hired an IT manager who'd previously worked for a software developer, so I got his support. What we did at first was, rather than trying to bring the whole company into compliance all at once (which would have been a large chunk of money), he insisted on including software with every new hardware purchase, and we got that. In those days software came with manuals, so we were able to use that as a selling point to the execs who didn't grasp licensing or legal vulnerability. The next step was to offer existing users an upgrade to the latest version... which they had to pay for by buying a full license. After a while of this, the cost of fixing all of the remaining unlicensed software got small enough (and the execs had been educated enough) that we got approval to make it all (or at least mostly) legit.

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    28. Re:Your choice by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You make a good point... I guess I would modify the roadmap to include things like:

      Option A: Buy license for MS Server, $2K/yr but no disruption
      Option B: Obtain and test CentOS + Samba, 2 weeks of my time testing and deploying

      That way you give them a choice. People like to choose.

    29. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      microsoft partnership for small business. 400$ ca year, and is a buffet of cal and offices business

    30. Re:Your choice by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Where I work right now all the purchasing was done through third party organizations and was so hellishly murky (e.g. crates of licenses with no idea what they applied to) that we just gave up and got site licenses for everything except the server-side stuff. We coupled it with a general upgrade, so it wasn't that bad, financially.

      Software companies love it when you lose the documentation and have to buy more licenses to prove you're legal.

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    31. Re:Your choice by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I agree, but it is going to take time to switch and he needs to try to get the company legal (or at least CHA) in the meantime.

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    32. Re:Your choice by xda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      First of all, don't worry about people getting upset with you. All you have to do is locate all the licenses you do have. If your servers pass a WGA check then they are probably ok, but make sure you have a backup system in place in case WGA kills that server.

      Next you need to start transitioning people off the illegal software. OSS is a very good choice to implement in office environments.

      Don't make a federal case out of it. But don't contribute to the problem either. If you start getting allot of negative feedback you need to simply explain, sans-drama, that the previous IT Admin wasn't keeping track of licensing and even if the software they installed is legit you can't prove it. You can however provide them with software that will meet their needs without costing the company any more money, but they will need to give a tiny bit of cooperation in order to make it happen.

      If your superiors give you any trouble about licensing explain to them, again sans-drama, that they can't expect you to break the law on a daily basis as part of your job requirements. DO NOT in any way make any statements like "I have to report this" or "you guys are running illegal software". You don't work for the BSA or anything like that it isn't your responsibility to report anyone.

      there is no need to use pirated software GO OPEN SOURCE. I have 3 small businesses all owned by friends that operate entirely on Ubuntu and OpenOffice.org. My mother doesn't get computers at all, she has been using Ubuntu now for about 5 months. I never even showed her how to use it, I keep a PC in my living room for her to use, she just started using it without any help from me at all! Open source software is easier to use than ever before just run with it, it won't let you down.

    33. Re:Your choice by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > If they don't want to go legit, you should consider a new company or push FOSS
      > alternatives.

      Switching to Free Software *is* going legit.

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    34. Re:Your choice by kilodelta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are right on point. Also be aware that the BSA first looks at company financials before they initiate a case against the company.

      I had a former employer that played fast and loose with licensing rules. When I left the job I reported it to the BSA. The BSA got back to me and said "Sorry, they don't have deep enough pockets."

    35. Re:Your choice by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Even Option A can cause disruption these days. You have problems regardless of which environment you select.

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    36. Re:Your choice by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lastly, I would DOCUMENT everything, and let the Bossman know you are documenting everything, including the conversations you have regarding your findings and the solutions you're offering.

      You're also documenting your failure to report a crime to the police, which I believe is illegal all by itself.

    37. Re:Your choice by RollingThunder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That also tends to be an easier thing to make happen because it's a bit here and a bit there, rather than a $50,000 price tag to bring every single system in to compliance.

      $1,500/mo slips in to the noise; $50K makes itself seen.

    38. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It doesn't have the same hook as "ruler of nations" or "conqueror of worlds", but I do have to admit, it has its charm.

    39. Re:Your choice by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Canned, and possibly charged with something if you mention the "disgruntled employee calling the BSA" because at that point YOU are the disgruntled employee and that will certainly be taken as a threat.

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    40. Re:Your choice by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      While you are right that people like to choose I find that providing management with options only serves to prolong the process longer than it needs to go.

      You are right that they should be aware of the alternatives though so in most situations I usually say this is the plan that I want to go with which is your Option A. Then I comment that with some downtime the end result could be achieved through other means. Management doesn't like to be presented with too much information, keep it concise and all will get along but definitely make them aware of the caveats that you are likely to encounter.

      In any case it sounds like we agree and its more about personal preferences of the people involved.

    41. Re:Your choice by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Why would Option A cause any disruption? Changing a product key is not dangerous by any means and Microsoft provides tools to help you as they know this is common.

    42. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you had to fool your boss into doing something that was good for him and the company?

      You sir, are a Hero.

    43. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Acrobrat".

      *likes*

    44. Re:Your choice by LoadWB · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yup. I have walked out of jobs like this and let some of my less scrupulous colleagues take them on. While no one I know of locally has ever had a visit from the BSA, they are a bit like lightning.

      I have been advised by legal counsel that a "CYA" letter does not "CYA." If you run into a situation where illegitimate (I prefer not to use the term illegal) is in use, you bring it to the attention of management, and management does not care, GTFO.

      Make your arguments, wait for the final word, and walk. Do not stop, do not talk, do not even say good bye... WALK AWAY. As a consultant, you have the freedom to do that. As an employee, polish up your CV.

      Although, at this point they are playing a very dangerous game with themselves and with you. Another tidbit of advice given was to write up a document which essentially held them hostage in return for your reputation: you agree not to report their use of illegitimate software in return for you never being there. Shitty, yes, but those are the games we play and the chances we take.

      Unless the guy's name is "Tony" and he runs a "waste management" business. Then you just say "yes, sir!" and move to another country in the middle of the night. Better yet, get off the damn planet.

      Another guy here mentioned an alternative plan of attack, which is gradual compliance. If you can present that as an option, I think that would work as well. You are still on sticky legal grounds with the BSA, though. They consider unlicensed software like child porn, and if you ever THINK it is there and do nothing immediately, you are considered complicit.

      This work makes me sick sometimes.

    45. Re:Your choice by BeanThere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's also worth pointing out to the higher-ups (I presume one would write up a report) that pirated software can often cause costly problems - torrents of popular software, for example, may come with viruses or back doors embedded (not speaking from personal experience *cough* *cough*). Also it's often harder to get updates for pirated software, leaving you with unfixed bugs or security holes. Sometimes pirated software can unexpectedly cause data corruption problems (3DSMAX is a classic example - random aberrant vertices). I know you can often avoid these issues if you know what you're doing, but there's always an additional cost in the time required to figure that all out etc. Definitely weigh this in, and evaluate OSS wherever it can be used.

    46. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now queue 500 posts saying, "ZOMG, replace it all with OSS."

      The word is "cue".

    47. Re:Your choice by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you are lucky it's only that, if not you will get all kind of problems. Murphy's law is the most prominent feature in cases like these.

      You never know if there is a secondary software that is depending on the product key and will go and die if it's changed.

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    48. Re:Your choice by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Whoops, meant to reply to the GP

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    49. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First do an audit to try and figure out what software needs to be legally licensed (sounds like you might already have a handle on this). Next, contact management with your estimate on what is needed and what it will cost. Provide alternatives in the form of OSS. Only contact them in writing and ask they contact you back in writing. If they want you to continue installing non-licensed software I'd start looking for a new job.

    50. Re:Your choice by danwesnor · · Score: 1

      If management says "screw it", I think from a legal standpoint all you can do to CYA is call the cops. If the BSA does eventually show up, you're going to be on their hit list unless you're the guy who reported them.

      But if management says "screw it", I'd say your more immediate problem is that you now have a job where management doesn't understand or care about IT and is perfectly happy with breaking the law. I'd start getting resumes out on the street, because you are not in a happy work environment.

    51. Re:Your choice by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Even as a Windows admin, i have to agree.

      Yeah, sometimes less engineering work is required (getting a basic AD setup up and running is almost idiot proof), but the testing part requires the same amount of effort, no matter which platform you're using.

    52. Re:Your choice by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You document everything for PERSONAL protection. You don't tell people you're documenting things, you just do it.

      And in this day and age, if you don't document things (journal entry) properly, you're an idiot. When the boss can fire you for doing your job, you want to be able to fire back. Self preservation.

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    53. Re:Your choice by netruner · · Score: 1

      This is a good start - you need to get in touch with the "top" and make sure they know the gravity of the situation. This is not just "fudging a little" - this is outright illegal - I don't know that I'd use the terms they outlined in Office Space to describe the incarceration conditions, but you get the picture. The leadership needs to have a real idea of what the consequences are and as head of IT, it is your duty to inform them.

      Once you have the mandate from on high to fix the problem, you implement a comprehensive IT policy that uses professional grade OS's and take away the ability to install software. Run periodic scans and remove unapproved software. Refer to management for disciplinary action anyone who refuses to follow the policy - remember, discipline is not your problem - compliance is.

      The "comprehensive IT policy" will be hard given that you need to figure out what everyone in the company uses their computers for - and many will not want to tell you. You will need to create an environment where there can be open dialogue about what the systems are used for - because you need to know what programs the company has, needs to have and can't have - you need a complete inventory of what IS, what would be NICE TO HAVE, and what is a NO GO.

      I can't stress enough that you need the backing of the top - I mean the CEO, owner, etc. Not simply the highest ranking person that people see regularly.

      If the "top" refuses to take the problem seriously - you have a point of decision - can you live with the situation as it is, or do you cut your losses? If you cut your losses, you always have the option of reporting them to the BSA yourself. That's a pretty extreme step, but I'd bet that the BSA would love to hear of an IT manager that departed a company over disagreements over whether or not to pay for software.

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    54. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZOMG! Replace it all with OSS.

    55. Re:Your choice by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I did the same thing and BCCed a copy of the email to my home account.

      I pointed out that we were looking at close to $80k in fines if we got found out, whereas we could spend about $5k to bring all the programs up to the legal level.

      Putting it in writing is critical - that way they can't say, "Oh... uh, that's just Beardo. I warned him not to do that, but I guess he didn't listen."

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    56. Re:Your choice by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      "Wrongful dismissal lawsuit"

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    57. Re:Your choice by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Informative

      And don't forget to drop the BSA card... an unhappy employee (or ex-employee) can easily report them and cause lots of problems.

    58. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're showing you the door, they've all ready lit the fire with their poor form.

      By calling the BSA you're just fanning the flames and helping them along.

      Sure, they may not like the result but they've chosen their path when you gave them DUE DILIGENCE.

    59. Re:Your choice by mlts · · Score: 1

      I'd also create a central file where all invoices are stored, preferably in a fire resistant file cabinet. When the BSA comes, they want invoices. License or CD proof of license, they pretty much ignore.

      The BSA comes a knocking almost invariably when someone gets fired. The first thing a terminated employee will do (especially if they were fired for cause or not doing their job) is call the BSA in retaliation.

      If one has a SMB, the best way is to get a software auditing utility (a brief Google search turned up Lansweeper), and audit machines monthly. Doing this, plus having physical files with the printed invoices, the BSA inquiry will be rather painless, because they will see that the company has their stuff together and will move on. Additionally, just as a matter of course, having a corporate policy that is more than just words about unlicensed software is important. This will help if some employee brought some pirated software that wasn't on the radar.

      When working in IT, if I encounter unlicensed software installed by an employee (other than games), I check to see if I can make a PO for it. Then, the employee can continue using it without issue and the company's rear is covered.

      My advice: If a firm is using pirated software and doesn't care, leave at once. Yes, this is a shitty economy, and I'm sure they will find someone with fewer scruples to come in. However, your reputation is on the line, and eventually the company will lay someone off that will immediately turn around and snitch about it. The company will then say this happened under *your* watch and it will harm your reputation, and you get fired anyway (for gross misconduct too, so no unemployment possible.)

      Oh, if you have a MCSE or MCP, you are obligated by contract to report license violations, so legally, one can be hold liable as a person if they do not report the violations.

    60. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, the economic poo we are wading through has a lot of businesses (esp smaller ones) considering FOSS.

      And therein lies the opportunity for consultants experienced in FOSS. They have done the work to understand the installation and configuration issues. They know the limitations of the software vs. the MS counterparts and understand the situations where it would not work and where it would excel and how to integrate it.

    61. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really wish you people would stop spreading that lie.

      In all my years of pirating. You know how many infected things i've pirated? ZERO.

      Know how many times i've been infected by something i bought legally? 4 times.

      Yeah. i'll take the pirated please.

    62. Re:Your choice by Gerzel · · Score: 5, Informative

      While it might not be a choice for OS, you probably should consider OFFERING FOSS to your employers when you go speak to them.

      Remember going with FOSS doesn't mean going whole hog linux and software vegan.

      You can offer things like Open Office as an alternative to shilling out huge $ for MS Office licences.

      There are a lot of good FOSS programs for windows. Offering them as an alternative will help to balance the argument that the company needs to be legal in its software usage, esp if they complain that their people don't know how to use the FOSS, because you can tell them to choose between training time or spending money.

      It basically helps kill the argument/rational of "We have to pirate there is no other way."

    63. Re:Your choice by dvNull · · Score: 1

      I work for a few small companies and luckily for me, they are all very strict on their licensing compliance requirements.

      A few however did not keep their receipts easily accessible which is pretty much what the BSA looks for. Original CDs, certs of authenticity apparently don't cut it. We spent some time and was able to get all the documentation ready just in case.

    64. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow. If you're taking 2 weeks to download, install and test CentOS as a SAMBA server, I sure don't want to hire you!

    65. Re:Your choice by Cormophyte · · Score: 1

      No such thing as accessory after the fact to copyright violation, yet.

    66. Re:Your choice by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Informative

      Copyright infringement (of this sort, which doesn't include making and selling a whole bunch of copies) is generally a civil offense, not a crime.

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    67. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know what people do with that stick after they are done removing the poo don'tcha?

    68. Re:Your choice by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lastly, I would DOCUMENT everything, and let the Bossman know you are documenting everything, including the conversations you have regarding your findings and the solutions you're offering.

      You're also documenting your failure to report a crime to the police, which I believe is illegal all by itself.

      The BSA's scary ads notwithstanding, I don't think that software license violation is a criminal offense that one is obligated to report to the police. As if they would even be qualified to listen to your report. And "Software Piracy" isn't really handled by the Coast Guard, either.

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    69. Re:Your choice by Samalie · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is still doing en-masse audits under the guise of "Software Asset Management". I just went thorugh one at my work.

      They're really bastards about it too...you essentially have 2 choices:

      #1. Ignore them, or tell them to fuck off. After about 2-3 months they call the BSA and then the BSA comes in and audits everything. And the BSA can be righteous pricks. Own 2 licenses of Adobe Acrobat, and have 2 copies in production...but have both production running copies with 1 CD Key? Thats a tazering (well, not quite a tazering, but they're evil evil pricks who will always find something wrong, and its your ass as the IT Manager/Lone IT Pleeb).

      #2. Comply and fork out fistfulls of dollars to Microsoft for licenses you are short, but at least they don't fine you or hit you with punitive damages of some sort.

      Thank god I run a clean house...I knew we were legal, and I fired off the audit in about a week, all came back clean, life goes on. But yeah, Microsoft is still being pricks with the audits, and suggesting FOSS is fine and dandy...just get it 100% implementated BEFORE the audit, or you're still fucked.

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    70. Re:Your choice by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why quote the entire post you are replying to?

    71. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No company is going to sue you if you're in the process of correcting the issue because that means you're going to be a future paying customer.

      What about SCO?

    72. Re:Your choice by Nuitari+The+Wiz · · Score: 1

      Always give them 2 options, one of them to accept and one so bad that they have to refuse it. This creates the illusion of leadership and will make them feel important and valued.

      Don't bring more then 2 options as everything will get muddled up.

      As you said that it is a small company, see if you can have a quiet talk with the owner of the company, they might not actually be aware of the situation, nor of the danger.

      Of course in a lot of cases a basic install of Ubuntu will allow someone to do their job. But keep in mind that it isn't in all of the cases.

    73. Re:Your choice by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      I think I pissed myself.

    74. Re:Your choice by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

      whole hog *AND* vegan

      I'd like to sign up for _your_ newsletter!

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    75. Re:Your choice by mapsjanhere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      looks pretty much like my experience, took me years to get the value of compliance into the business people. What is much harder so is keeping the employees from clamoring for all the "free" software from the internet. They just don't want to see that just because the download is free you cannot ignore the license terms (the usual "free for non-commercial use"). But after making the first guy pay for his own license when he just couldn't live without a program he liked (and for which a paid equivalent was installed) people are reevaluating how much they realllllly need their individual programs.

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    76. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you still did it.

      So how classy are you?

    77. Re:Your choice by FingerSoup · · Score: 1

      ... Because I certainly wouldn't think an entire architecture change would cause any hiccups, especially when this system is being used n a production environment. Besides, Data migration is just copying all the files from one hard disk to another. A base install of CentOS and SAMBA is exactly what every company needs, regardless of what other tasks were running on the original machine at the time. 2 Weeks for ensuring that your employees have relatively uninterrupted services through a server migration is entirely too long. What were you thinking??!?

      +1 Sarcasm

    78. Re:Your choice by Arslan+ibn+Da'ud · · Score: 5, Funny

      $1,500/mo slips in to the noise; $50K makes itself seen.

      Here we have Mr. RollingThunder from The Burrows. He is proposing a $50,000 price tag to bring every single system in to compliance. Mr. RollingThunder, would you stand up, please?

      <bang>

      This demonstrates the value of not being seen

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    79. Re:Your choice by jftitan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      isn't that the most saddening thought.

          By saying the boss would be unnerved by the fact that someone within the company is doing his/her job, and doing it correctly and to the T.

          You are right though. The boss would feel threatened that someone within the company is willing to go so far as to note and write everything down. I too did the same thing. My boss was all over my back about making sure I put everything in writing.

          But even that doesn't change the fact. Once everything is written down, you can be canned, then the next person can take what you've started, and take full credit/credibility for all the hard work.

          All because your attitude was too intimidating for them. I've been in this same situation before. My end result was exactly that. I brought up all the issues I found about the company, and provided solutions in my reports. Instead of being greeted and treated with respect I was laughed at, and then given hell. When I started to make sure the ball was rolling to cover my ass. I was let go.

          As for the aftermath, I found out later that they indeed took what I had written down to be policy and effectively implemented everything I was trying to do. Difference. I didn't bring the right attitude. I wasn't willing to take blame for the higher ups' mistakes if things did fail. I mean, why should I take blame for failed compliance because management refused to follow the law even when I was attempting to correct the mistakes. I was given hell, and the next guy took credit for my ideas after I left.

      oh well.

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    80. Re:Your choice by lusid1 · · Score: 1

      The last time I found myself in that position, I surveyed the environment, documented the gap in compliance and put together a risk assessment.

      When they saw the cost of compliance vs the punitive penalties for non-compliance and factored in the risk that any disgruntled employee could report them with a phone call, I had the support of executive management. It took time for the accountants to "finance the compliance initiative", but in the end they came around.

      On the other hand, I have seen it go the other way. An IT person was fired after suggesting the company come into compliance. Shortly thereafter they were "mysteriously" caught and audited, settled with the BSA for about $1 million, and agreed to a really strange monthly audit where every PC had to have a binder next to it with original media for every installed application. This was late 90's, but still an odd settlement.

       

    81. Re:Your choice by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you explain that the alternative may be a $250,000 fine, the $50,000 doesn't seem as bad anymore. The one positive thing I can say about the RIAA trials is now my supervisors take licensing and such a little more seriously.

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    82. Re:Your choice by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Could you name a product that does this? That sounds like a programmer would have to go completely out of their way to implement that dependency and I can see no good or even stupid reason for it.

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    83. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... going after their own install base for illegitimate software installations is probably Microsoft's biggest potential market at the moment. It can't take that long to see it as a valid form of revenue once again. They think like that.

    84. Re:Your choice by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      Ironically, my experience had been just the opposite.

      Poser 4, a trojan in the EXE file.
      GTA Vice City, a virus in the 'no cd' crack.
      Norton Ghost, a rootkit in the installer EXE
      Partition Magic, another rootkit in the EXE.

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    85. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) You are a professional, and take professional pride in your work. This means that you will install and support pirated Microsoft software only.

      There...fixed it for you

    86. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate it when I see people loosing the company. Then you have to go off and herd it back in, and even finding it can eat up most of a day.

      Or perhaps you meant losing the company?

    87. Re:Your choice by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I pretty much did the same thing. When I stepped into the role of systems manager, the place's licensing was a mess. While they did have a license for Photoshop, they only had a license for Photoshop. Needless to say, that one license was stretched thinner than it should have been. Other software was similar.

      The solution was to convince the higher ups that this was a bad idea and that we should work towards full compliance. And the easiest way to sell it was via upgrades. That one Photoshop license was years out of date, so for the few users we have who really did need it, we purchased new. Everyone else did without or with a free tool which was similar enough. (It's amazing how well either GIMP or Paint.Net fill in that role for most people).

      Other software followed the same theory. In the end, all of the licenses were as close to compliance as I could make them without being a lawyer (i.e. I think they are all right, but there is enough legalese in there that I might be out of compliance for running them on alternating Tuesdays).

      It certainly is a pain to go from a situation where everyone is used to having everything on their system and the management is used to not paying for it; but, if you are the "IT Guy" that is part your job. If the lawyers descend on your company, your arse is going to end up in a sling over it. While you're not likely to win the, "we must pay for everything right now" fight, you might win the, "we must pay for anything we want to get new or upgrade" fight.

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    88. Re:Your choice by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      We're talking tort here, not crime.

      The RIAA (and probably the BSA as well) tend to conflate the two in the case of copyright infringement. They've been blowing that whole "infringement is theft" horn for so long, I'd be surprised if they didn't believe it themselves.

    89. Re:Your choice by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      If I don't know what's running on my servers then I have other problems besides worrying about software licensing.

      Of course that's beside the fact that I have never in my life encountered software that bonds to the Windows license key because it doesn't make any sense to do so. Windows has a GUID for each install that is locked to the hardware. That is how a lot of people bond their software to a particular server. Although in my experience it is usually linked to the MAC address of the network card or some factor of hardware like WGA uses.

      Nope, changing the product key is simply not a concern, you will know before you've done any damage if the key won't work as OOBE will tell you and default back to your current key which obviously does work.

    90. Re:Your choice by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Just put "IIS experience", and leave it ambiguous ;)

    91. Re:Your choice by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      You do know what people do with that stick after they are done removing the poo don'tcha?

      Appoint it VP of Marketing?

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    92. Re:Your choice by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been asked from time to time to install unlicensed software, and a couple times been asked to go out to a customer and assist them with installing cracked copies of software.

      I just hold my ground on it, and so far that's been sufficient. If they don't want it that badly, it doesn't happen. If they DO want it badly enough, they do it themselves. Either way I am just going to be responsible for myself. If the BSA wants to stop in and ruin someone's day, it's not my day they'll be ruining. If someone else wants to hang their neck out like that, that's their problem and their consequence.

      Sounds like you have a bigger problem where some PHB is telling you to "just do it". I don't even think getting it in writing will sufficiently "CYA". If he writes you a note demanding you go rob a bank, that doesn't mean you're OK to do it just because you got it in writing. Notes from Mom don't absolve you from criminal activity, I sure wouldn't bet my continued state of freedom on that.

      If one of the other employees at your place, or other management in a parallel position where they have no direct authority over you is requesting it, be straight, honest, and helpful. "We don't have any available licenses for that installation. Please submit a request to IT or have your department purchase a license and I will install it for you. If you'd like I can email you some links to places where you can purchase it so you know what flavor you need and get a decent deal. If you request IT to install it, the cost of the software will be coming out of your department's budget. I also can suggest some free software alternatives if you're willing to try them. And before you ask, we cannot install software here you have brought from home."

      It helps if you already have a good grip on your license deployment. I try to do that when I can. Get a database together with lists of software, activation codes, and have the list include any unused available licenses. It saves a lot of grief later if someone says install xxx there we still have a few installs of the bulk license available somewhere, to be able to actually list where all 10 of the licenses are installed, and to then offer the option of removing it from one of them to free it up. Very often when someone is "liberal" with installations, stuff gets installed places it doesn't need to be. You'd be surprised how many licenses you actually have to work with when you factor in the ability to get things off machines that don't need it. (does Bob REALLY need Access on BOTH of his desktop machines? Whose idea was it to install Cadd on the machine in the break room??)

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    93. Re:Your choice by treeves · · Score: 1

      Given your sig, how can I resist?

      Student: "When are you going to teach us about pointy sticks?"

      Teacher: "Ooh, ooh, ooh; want to learn how to defend yourself against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? Well let me tell you something lad! When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after YOU with a bunch of loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!"

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    94. Re:Your choice by Gonzoman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I want documentation of a verbal discussion I have had with someone, I will send an email saying "This is my understanding of our conversation. Please respond if your understanding is different." This is an open and non confrontational method of doing this, and keeps everyone on the same page.

    95. Re:Your choice by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      There are whistle blower laws in place to protect employees from having to perform illegal actions for fear of loosing their job.

    96. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now queue 500 posts saying, "ZOMG, replace it all with OSS."

      The word is "cue".

      Yes, but there's only so much capacity for posting, so if you cue that many, they'll end up in a queue. :-)

    97. Re:Your choice by c_g_hills · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps it is different with Server 2008 but with 2003 you cannot simply swap the license key for an OEM server key to a volume licensing key. You have to do an "upgrade" with the corp media. This is a problem when you want to migrate a physical server to a virtual one running on a different host, since OEM-licensed Microsoft server OSs are only allowed to run on the metal the license was purchased with. Silly!

    98. Re:Your choice by Comboman · · Score: 1
      I'd be interested to know what legal position that puts you in however, since you know what you are doing is illegal, CYA letter or not. If your boss said to shoot his secretary and gave you a letter saying he told you to do it... I don't think it would hold up in court

      You misunderstand the purpose. The CYA letter is not a get-out-of-jail-free card, it's a if-I-go-down-I'm-taking-you-with-me card.

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    99. Re:Your choice by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's ironic, it's just obvious. I don't know about the "4 times from legit software" claim, but if it is true, it is certainly the exception, or he's buying from fishy sources, as in all my years in the industry I've never personally seen it happen ever that someone got infected from legit software they purchased. I hardly pirate any software at all and I've had the antivirus block several installs pre-emptively, and I once had a really nasty infection from a torrented Photoshop, was damn near impossible to remove, easily a full day's work.

    100. Re:Your choice by cheddarlump · · Score: 1

      Man, I must be really lucky: I'm the in house IT for a small company and the owner/president is very adamant that he wants everything to be licensed and compliant. I'm starting to think that I work for the only legal and legit small business left... They'll have to pry me from my job here with a crowbar.. :) It's nice sleeping well at night.

    101. Re:Your choice by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

      I cry everytime I go to look for an antivirus that is free for non-profits and has an on-access scanner....

      I thought AVG Free was one, but n000000....
      and now I think Rising is one, but it probably isn't either.

      There's no way in HELL i'm loading PC-Cillin 2002 back onto these machines just to have licenced AV.

    102. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Havent we already talked about this like 50032 times already?

    103. Re:Your choice by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Find some case studies on the web where someone has been caught (Ernie Ball Inc. http://news.cnet.com/2008-1082_3-5065859.html ) and the price he had to pay £90,000) and the solution he then applied (ripped out all MS software).
      Show that to your boss and mention that the previous guy might want a pay day at some point by whistleblowing to the BSA.
      Make sure you email it to the boss, document it as a "Cover your Ass" scenario.
      If the boss doesn;t wake up, leave and whistleblow yourself and show your documented attempts to get compliant. Bear in mind you may sink the company if its really bad, so check your conscience first.

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    104. Re:Your choice by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      But you just said:

      Lastly, I would DOCUMENT everything, and let the Bossman know you are documenting everything, including the conversations you have regarding your findings and the solutions you're offering. That is professional.

      So do you tell him or not?

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    105. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A CYA letter doesn't cover you, however the act of asking for it may convince management that they should take you seriously, if you tell them that you need it in writing before you're willing to do that, and they won't put it in writing, leave!

      I highly doubt you'll find one willing to put "break the law" in writing, but if they do, leave!

      The last option is that they think about it for a bit, decide that they aren't willing to put it in writing, and therefore shouldn't be doing it, and work with you to fix matters.

    106. Re:Your choice by furby076 · · Score: 1

      They just don't want to see that just because the download is free you cannot ignore the license terms (the usual "free for non-commercial use").

      Sounds like /. users to me.

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    107. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There really isn't any decent free graphics software out there.

      GIMP is fine if you need to resize a photo or something, but it is a complete joke if you are doing some serious design work.

    108. Re:Your choice by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      But in that case the install is legal (since it's OEM) and there's no reason to change the key to the volume key.

      Moving it to a virtual server, though, is another issue entirely.

    109. Re:Your choice by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm the in house IT for a small company and the owner/president is very adamant that he wants everything to be licensed and compliant. I'm starting to think that I work for the only legal and legit small business left...

      More likely, the owner/president has already walked that particular road. :)

    110. Re:Your choice by goofyspouse · · Score: 1

      "Employment at will"

    111. Re:Your choice by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yes, you tell them you're documenting the findings, not their reactions.

      Email to Boss:Found five workstations running OFFICE 2003 Pro. All installed using a Volume License Key not assigned to this company. Asked for purchase orders supporting Five purchases of OFFICE 2003.

      Journal Entry: 3/24/09 Boss said to delete email and keep installing OFFICE 2003 without purchasing. He asked me if I had a copy of Vista for his workstation because he heard it was really cool. Boss asked how to download music free. Spent half hour researching solutions at BOFH website.

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    112. Re:Your choice by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1
      This is insightful? WTF? Is there some basement bereft of an idiot who thinks flashing his xbox makes him a sysadmin? Roll-outs where I am take months to implement as we have to coordinate with multiple countries. Sure, in a smaller environment, you want to test against applications, user auth, speed/performance testing, give time to account for problems that may need a fix or patch, etc, draw up a patching schedule and gain competency with the staff.

      Two weeks is fucking optimistic.

    113. Re:Your choice by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      There is often another issue in smaller businesses. Even if the higher ups are ok with you fixing things, IT may not have a [large enough] budget with which to fix the problem.

      In my current position, I'm the IT department. I literally have no budget. The three development teams each pay for new machines and software and whatnot out of their own budgets. I have to ask the secretary for new network switches and cables occasionally - I have no idea where she gets the money.

      My job would be so much easier if I had an IT budget.

      (I'd make an issue out of it with my boss - he likes me - but I'm quitting in the next few weeks to go work for someone else, so I don't care anymore.)

    114. Re:Your choice by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? Vegans always leave the animal whole.

    115. Re:Your choice by init100 · · Score: 1

      Now queue 500 posts saying

      Queue? I guess you meant cue. </Grammar-Nazi>

    116. Re:Your choice by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      You say nothing to the higher ups. You do nothing. That's the answer. The company could care less about you. You document and keep the info as future ammo. That's it. If you feel inclined to get even after you have left the company you can do so then. This isn't an issue where you have to be pure. Earn your living and realize the fault is with the company and the managers. Just do your job, document these things, and don't ever tell the higher ups anything, PERIOD.

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    117. Re:Your choice by Eric+in+SF · · Score: 1

      Another tidbit of advice given was to write up a document which essentially held them hostage in return for your reputation: you agree not to report their use of illegitimate software in return for you never being there.

      How is this not criminal blackmail? I'm not being snarky, I've always wondered.

    118. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh, you'll ruin the FUD.

      At most, changing the windows product key will make you reboot.

    119. Re:Your choice by LoadWB · · Score: 1

      Diplomacy is required, of course.

      The obvious issue is that you decide to walk on a job because they refuse to use legitimately licensed software, and you have no avenue for indemnification. They get snippy and threaten you with telling everyone how you walked, and "you'll never work in this town again."

      So, you walk. They tell other potential customers that you walked and give some cockamamy story that makes you look like the ass-hole. You tell the customer what really happened then get the pants sued off of you.

      Eh, not a good road to travel. The better strategy is to nip that in the bud. Diplomacy at first, "I do not agree with you, and I would prefer not to work under these conditions. Should anyone ask, please just say that we could not agree to terms." They say fuck you, and you say "okay, how about a visit from the BSA, the reward from which would allow me to take a couple of years off?"

    120. Re:Your choice by jnetsurfer · · Score: 1

      That's hysterical. It's also one hell of an ethernet cable to support the tablet "dangling" off it... :-)

    121. Re:Your choice by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

      Copyright infringement (of this sort, which doesn't include making and selling a whole bunch of copies) is generally a civil offense, not a crime.

      In fact, in most jurisdictions, you are under no obligation to report ANY crime, even murder.

      The problems start to occur when you start to actively cover up the crime.

    122. Re:Your choice by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Call Microsoft sales/licensing and tell them your situation and tell them you're working to resolve the licensing issues.

      Isn't this likely to trigger a license audit?

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    123. Re:Your choice by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I have a feeling that the sort of people he works for will lose interest once the crisis has passed for now. I say, use the urgency of the moment to achieve now what you probably won't be able to later. Plus, once you've bent the rules for them the first time, it becomes easier and easier for them to ask you to do it again and again.

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    124. Re:Your choice by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I would hope those supervisors also take OSS software more seriously.

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    125. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not all the "waste management" folks have any association with the employers... ... and yeah I do know this from experience.

      posting anon as at least one of them reads slashdot.

    126. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (-1, dumb)

      Yeah, no one makes money off software licensing around here.

    127. Re:Your choice by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I work at a large University and we have a ton of software requirements for submitting government grants and such. These must be submitted using MS Office (government requirement) or you get no grant money. Also, we have campus wide agreements with Microsoft so we can use any MS OS or version of Office with no additional cost to us, so we do. We also have a long list of vendors who give us educational discounts, making most commercial software very affordable. So based on compatibility, requirements from third parties, and cost it is really a no brainer to use the commercial packages available to us. If any/all of this changes I will have to reconsider the software we use, but for now it is easy and affordable the way things are. (Plus I am also the go-to guy for software issues. I don't want 75 people calling me everyday and me having to explain how to do something they have done a million times before in the old software, but are unsure how to do it in the new software. My time is better spent on other issues.)

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    128. Re:Your choice by heironymous · · Score: 1

      Better yet wait for the next virus hits and then blame it on windows

      There. Fixed that for you.

    129. Re:Your choice by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Well, that's good to know. I can't understand what the hell they are thinking. Alienating your install base is not a sustainable business strategy, at least not unless you already have a lock on 90%+ of the market. Even that only delays the inevitable.

      From my humble observations, I think the reason an infant NT grew as big as it did against other, more capable, established OSes back in the early '90s is because it was easy to pirate and easy to learn to use (compared to, say, UNIX or NetWare), so lots of small businesses (owner is the IT guy) borrowed a copy and used it. When/if success happened and the business demanded IT growth, funds were generally available for legit purchases.

      Aside from wholesale commercial piracy, MS should be grateful to those who still choose to use their products (even without paying for every license), and stop taking itself so seriously.

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    130. Re:Your choice by spun · · Score: 1

      All I can say to that is, "My nipples explode with delight!"

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    131. Re:Your choice by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I'm one guy working out of my house (in one role) and use entirely OSS. In my other position as Director we do have to make some compromises, we use a paid for Accounting package running on a paid for copy of Windows XP. That's it however no other non free-gratis software, I'm pretty sure it's all free-libre too.

      We are a small UK limited company.

    132. Re:Your choice by pbhj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Call Microsoft sales/licensing and tell them your situation and tell them you're working to resolve the licensing issues.

      While you're at it find a large bull, kick it in the balls and wave a red flag at it.

      I wouldn't put it past MS to charge a back-licensing fee with the threat of court. That's what I'd do if I was running a morally blind monopolistic protection racket.

    133. Re:Your choice by taucross · · Score: 1

      Though I perhaps wouldn't phrase it to your manager like that. She might get the wrong impression.

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    134. Re:Your choice by tftp · · Score: 1

      You say nothing to the higher ups. You do nothing. That's the answer

      By definition it's not possible because the poster has to do installs, maintenance and support of pirated stuff. How can he do that without installing more pirated code? And if he doesn't tell the management then he becomes personally responsible, and the management has a perfect excuse, if necessary, to blame him alone and fire him and set him up for prosecution, while exonerating themselves.

      You document and keep the info as future ammo

      Ammo against himself ... how he observed an illegal activity and covered it up.

    135. Re:Your choice by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      When he says he's been infected from legit software, he's probably talking about DRM; most likely Securom or the like.

    136. Re:Your choice by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 1

      Very good advise above, but I would like to add: be very, very careful how you word your report. Don't use words like "illegal" and "gray zone". The software was mismanaged, fixing it is going to cost a lot of money and there is an illegal situation. Most managers do not like to hear this and above all they don''t want this in writing.
      Write that you have software for which the licenses are running out very soon, and some for which the licenses are unclear.
      Give an inventory and detailed recommendations. Spread out the costs as much as possible and make sure to mention the extra benefits like support and updated versions. Sweeten the pill as much as possible.
      Explain verbally that there are cases where there are no licenses at all, and that can get the company in trouble.

    137. Re:Your choice by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Offering them as an alternative will help to balance the argument that the company needs to be legal in its software usage, esp if they complain that their people don't know how to use the FOSS, because you can tell them to choose between training time or spending money.

      In the case of OpenOffice, it may be neither. OpenOffice is a smaller jump UI-wise from Office 2000 than Office 2007 is.

      So training time should be quite minimal for Word/Spreadsheet stuff.

    138. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent suggestions.

      A. State there is a potential financial liability the company is open for.
      List which software is:
      1. Legit
      2. Pirated
      3. Suspected pirated, and/or has no documentation of ownership.
      4. Legal

      (The history of pirated software is not your fault. Don't waste time blaming the last guy...he might have been well liked, or be related to the boss. Just focus on what needs to be done to protect the company.) As I do work for several companies, I often have said something like, "It is unlikely that you will be caught, but if one secretary, or one part-time employee leaves unhappy, they can report the company to the BSA, who would demand an inventory, and there could be a rather large bill."

      B. List cost of purchasing all software currently in use that is not verifiably owned. (A nice addition is to list what hardware the company has, and any that might need replacement in the next year or two, and estimated costs.)

      C. List what software the company might be able to get along without, thus lowering the cost in B. Perhaps some require Office2007, while others can do just fine with OO.

      D. List what software the company might be able to use that is free or OpenSource, thus lowering the cost in B.

      E. List costs of upgrading the software currently used, or planned to be used, in the next year.

      F. Present the list to management, asking for guidance about their software budget, and which software they would like to use, given the costs and liabilities. I would have said to do this in writing, but the other poster's suggestion of mentioning it in private, and offering to show him your list, is probably wiser to begin with. (I've found many people who don't want to consider OpenSource software. Don't try to sell it, just give them the cost of proprietary, and ask how much you should buy. I've also found, when presented with the cost, many executives are willing to consider switching...especially if it means a bonus in their paycheck for saving the company money.)

      G. To fellow employees, state you cannot install illegal software, or you put yourself, themselves, and the company in jeopardy. Be clear that you'd be quick to install any software the company owns a license for, or that is otherwise legal for use. If people complain that the other guy had the license, simply state that he did not leave that information with the company, to the best of your knowledge, and if someone has contact with that individual, offer to ask that person for the location of the supporting data.

      H. If management does not wish to switch, but wants you to install bogus licenses, ask to discuss how best to protect the company with the company's lawyer.

      I. Be prepared to leave for another job soon, if they get mad that you wrote this, or asked to speak with their lawyer.

    139. Re:Your choice by Simulant · · Score: 1

      ZOMG, replace it all with OSS.

      Seriously though. This happened to me more than once and I've found management to be surprisingly unconcerned. At most they want to make it your problem and not their's. Here's what I've done:

      First of all, I'm way too damn lazy (and nice) to eradicate the problem all at once. I've got better things to do than root out every copy of illegal software on the network. Besides, many of the users are innocent. They have no idea that the company doesn't own a license and depend on that software do do their job.

      I took the eradication through attrition approach.

      First I removed any caches of pirated software on the network (they all have one...) or, more accurately "limited access" since I needed some copies for the things we did own.

      Then... I created a public share with the best free replacements for the most popular software... software like jzip, GIMP, CD Burner XP... and much much more. I kept it updated and I let everyone know about this share. "Get your free software here!". It was and remains hugely popular.

      Next I made sure that all expired/unlicensed software was removed from our standard install and replaced with a free alternative if possible.

      Everytime I deployed a machine, it went out legal.

      Everytime I replaced a machine, it went back legal.

      Everytime I was asked about this software or that software, my reply was you'll check the app share for something that will do the job or get a purchase req from your manager.

      This was not a 100% solution. I didn't try to control what users installed on their own machine but I did get agreement from management that if we (the IT department) didn't deploy it then we weren't liable and users were told that they could install what they wanted but were personally responsible for it's legality. (IANAL and I don't know (or care) if the company could actually defend that position)

      This did HUGELY reduce the problem though. After a year or so, I doubt anyone could accuse us of systemic piracy. I don't even think we would even have been worth the effort sue, there were so few illegal copies out there.

    140. Re:Your choice by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      I don't know. That sounds kind of nasty. Pork, the green meat?

    141. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just hope that the version you have installed from some unknown source didn't come pre-installed with a nice root kit ;)

    142. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubbish. I had an XP Pro system that a customer brought in, it turned out that he had bought it with an illegal OS install. Buy the new key, use Microsoft's key replacement tool, and reboot.

      Log in, and it would display a message: "This software needs activated before it can be used. Click here to activate."

      "This software is already activated." Then it would log the user out. Try to log in again, and it would tell me that Windows was not activated, and proceed to force me to activate it, tell me that it was activated, and then log out immediately.

      A reboot at most my arse.

    143. Re:Your choice by ManWithIceCream · · Score: 1

      more less software that he actually owns.

      I think you have misunderstood something here.


      Oh and I almost forgot:
      ZOMG, replace it all with OSS

    144. Re:Your choice by Halborr · · Score: 1

      [quote]must be submitted using MS Office (government requirement) [/quote] Hrm... I'm pretty sure this violates a law somewhere... (and if it doesn't, it sure isn't ethical.)

    145. Re:Your choice by itzfritz · · Score: 1

      more info please!

    146. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open Source! It's the Pointy Stick that will remove the Economic Poo from your Software Licensing Shoes!

      FYI: Use a pointy stick to "weaponize" poo, not to scrape it off your shoe. For shoe-poo removal, you want a stick - not too big - with some flat, even edges.

    147. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removes it from your shoe, and smears it all over your hands and pants.

    148. Re:Your choice by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      License audit? By who? There's no IRS for computer software, and all the BSA can really do is ask. The BSA can sue you but they'd never do that when you're in the process of purchasing licenses..

      No software company in their right minds is going to try to sue you if you tell them you want to shore up your licenses for Software X, so how much will it cost you to license for 100 copies of Software X?

      You don't need to tell them you're running a thousand unlicensed copies. Just tell them you've outgrown your existing license count and you'll need to get them all properly licensed.

      Use your head.

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    149. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used pirated copies of 3dsmax since version 2.0 and never even heard of this problem?

    150. Re:Your choice by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never had any problems with Microsoft, Adobe, or any other company when you're trying to get properly licensed.

      I've told my MS reps that I think we're running too many copies of Windows Server on our network, so we need to get current and is there a deal we can work out to get that done?

      These companies are all very responsive when you are trying to make good.

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    151. Re:Your choice by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "
      Why quote the entire post you are replying to?
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      Because I can!

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    152. Re:Your choice by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Yea, you're right about that. Never use words like illegal. It will only serve to make the whole report get the wrong kind of attention.

      It's not that hard to just report the facts.

      We are licensed for: 2000 copies of MS Office
      We are running: 2300 copies of MS Office
      We can get a licensing plan that will extend the existing licenses and updates for 5 years and allow for 2500 copies for: $120,000.

      Pretty easy. But definately get your numbers and facts together first.

      You can include software running without any licenses at all, too, but you just word it as fact:

      Copies of Adobe Photoshop licensed: 0
      Copies of Adobe Photoshop in use: 15
      We can shore up these licenses for $2500 or we can remove/replace these copies of Photoshop on the PC's.

      This is nothing new to businesses. Software licensing is always a point of contention and there WILL be spill over and use above licensed head count in any company from time to time. It happens. If you do nothing about it eventually, it could be a problem down the line. As long as you are making moves to license, you'll never have a problem.

      That's my take on that. I've written these types of reports in the past and they've always been well received.

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    153. Re:Your choice by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that at least in the US once it got beyond a certain dollar value (set small enough that pirating an officefull of MS software would be well over the threshold) it was considered "commercial infringement" and hence criminal regardless of whether you actually sell copies.

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    154. Re:Your choice by antic · · Score: 1

      Depends on the size of the company. If it's more than a handful of people and the directors are raking in cash, then I'd encourage them to take a more legal path. If they're small and making a modest living, I'd be more likely to get the CYA-note (explaining your position) and potentially turn a bit of a blind eye if necessary. I'd rather see a business employing people and worrying about 100% software legality when possible than a small business having to make cut backs on staff in order to perfectly toe the line.

      Might not be a popular perspective on here, but I don't have a huge problem with a design hopeful/freelancer pirating the Adobe suite in order to teach themselves or get their first few jobs through and then gradually working towards an ideal situation as their business grows.

      As a small business expands, staff and hardware are enough of an expense as it is - minimise that added load until the incoming work picks up to cover further costs.

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    155. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop waving that thing around. You could poke someones.. ARGHH!! My eye!

    156. Re:Your choice by initialE · · Score: 1

      Don't partnerships cover only resellers and software houses? And you have several quotas to meet to retain your partner status. And it only covers (duh) Microsoft software. How about your CAD tools, financial software, miscellaneous stuff, Photoshop, antivirus, etc etc?

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    157. Re:Your choice by mjwx · · Score: 1

      microsoft partnership for small business. 400$ ca year, and is a buffet of cal and offices business

      Ten licenses, kind of like a buffet being limited to ten shreds of pasta. Then you need to pay extra for aditional licenses

      Once you head past 50 staff the small business partnership costs start to add up, this is so MS can push you towards the full MS domain. At 70 staff it becomes cheaper in terms of MS licensing to switch from SBS to the full domain server. Of course this costs more in HW, maintenance time and so on. Unless your business actually requires 4 or 5 different servers to handle the tasks of Domain services, Mail, Database/Web and gateway/content management and File services you will have to shell out quite a bit in order to save on MS licensing. Very few small businesses will necessitate this, but 75 users (CALs) is the hard limit.

      Besides, MS licensing is not the problem, it's things like Adobe (Photoshop, Acrobat) licenses, Dev tools (non MS licensed), Camtasia, MindJet and so on. Staff think that they need tools like Photoshop when all they need to do is crop images, Paint or Paint.net (or GIMP) will do and they are either supplied with windows or are OSS but people will still install a dodgy version of photoshop without permission because they think that they "need" it. I have the AV server email me when it detects a virus, number one source is the IEContent folder, number two source is "CS3.crack.rar". Half the time staff are even stupid enough to email the same infected crack to each other. Fortunately I don't have to deal with this, I just forward the email to my boss and its his problem.

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    158. Re:Your choice by initialE · · Score: 1

      Transparent proxy. Steal all their passwords. Even read their email. Why not, they probably won't even know. Stealing unsecured wireless puts both parties at risk you know.

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    159. Re:Your choice by initialE · · Score: 1

      The licensing change can be done only on paper. You might run into problems with WGA and microsoft update though, but that can be avoided altogether with a software update server (and never installing WGA).

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    160. Re:Your choice by Thantik · · Score: 1

      Not only that but if your buying the license for something your already running, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to change it in the first place. I worked for an architectural firm in Orlando, FL for 5 years and when I originally walked in the door the same thing happened. Most of their machines were Win98, pirated. I talked to a Microsoft reseller and they informed us that as long as you have the licenses on-hand and you can provide a machine-for-machine license, then your compliant. No need to change keys from OEM/Volume if the server software is the same. Just keep the license on hand.

    161. Re:Your choice by mog007 · · Score: 1

      You're doing it wrong:

      string array[500] = "ZOMG, replace it all with OSS.";

    162. Re:Your choice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I got my ass chewed for putting it in writing, but it got their attention. We ended up getting legal in most of the larger packages.

      I've been fired for doing that. No, that wasn't the reason why they gave, but it was one of the impetus causes that led to the manager coming up with (fraudulent) reasons.

      The real trick is dealing with licensing issues which aren't 100% "unlicensed" or "licensed". IE, buying Student licensing for a company, or "migrating" OEM Windows install licenses from one system onto new, naked hardware (or similar). Or Windows Server CALs. Or you've got $number of OEM licenses for $number of Windows installs that aren't installed with said licensing certs (but a single image + key).

      You can't just say "we don't have licenses for the software we use" because it's arguable to the contrary. They don't realize that the BSA and the like don't care if you've got an OEM license for all your installed software; if it's an illegitimate install, it counts against you regardless.

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    163. Re:Your choice by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      Agreed. make sure that you get the CYA documentation, then look for another job where you won't be in such a predicament...

      The place where i worked before had two problems like this, the previous guys developed in house software, with no documentation, and no actual install files either. And, we had to deal with unlicensed software. Just write up a paper showing the cost of getting called on the software vs licensing it, then pass it along to the higher ups with a request to buy licenses. I'd also refuse to install anything that they cannot produce a license for. And if they can you, tip off the BSA...

    164. Re:Your choice by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Use E-mail. Save the E-mails. It seems normal but gives you a way to document everything that is much less suspicious than recording in-person conversations.

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    165. Re:Your choice by ozphx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      their wireless via one tablet PC dangling down below through an office window via the Ethernet

      How classy? I'd give that about an eight point five.

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    166. Re:Your choice by Repton · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, there are over 5,000 google results for "vegan bacon"...

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    167. Re:Your choice by ozphx · · Score: 1

      As professional, you'll recommend free and open source alternatives to replace all the pirated versions as quickly as you can.

      Odd. As a professional, I would generally look at some sort of risk/benefit analysis first. Your professionalism may vary, especially if you more interested in pushing your ideology over their business interests.

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    168. Re:Your choice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      And when it happens shortly after you're compliant, again? What then? Is it your fault, or is it Windows? Apparently your initial excuse was a lie.

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    169. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There, fixed that right up for you.

      another pretencious douchebag!

    170. Re:Your choice by LoganTheRed · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I did at my last job. In fact, I was brought in as a graphic designer and told to do IT on the side and manage all the computers and the HP server (really just a desktop PC in the printing room where the router and DSL modem were) and the guy before me would bit torrent everything and anyone on the network was allowed to download and install whatever they want (you have no idea how long it took me to clear up some of the spyware problems). All my attempts to reinstall software were stonewalled by 'well we need his accounting computer running all the time' or 'that's not a priority problem, just make it run again and deal with that later.' I explained to my boss the problems, asked for the money to fix it, he kept delaying and delaying until he laid me off and I reported them to the BSA for their troubles. So if you, by some amazing miracle of probability, are my replacement, I pity you and implore you: GET OUT NOW.

    171. Re:Your choice by Darkk · · Score: 1

      That is pretty much what we do now when we buy new PCs from Dell. We'd order Office 2007 Basic with Adobe so this way the total cost is part of the cost of buying a PC for a user.

      Naturally we would have gone open license of Microsoft but at the time we didn't think we would be purchasing so many PCs in short period of time.

      It's really a hard sell for a small company so it's just easier to say it cost this much to buy the PC which includes licensed software.

      Naturally if I had my way...everybody go Linux but our software only works in Windows and there is no alternative FOSS for it.

    172. Re:Your choice by Darkk · · Score: 1

      What I find this ironic the fact when I recently installed Windows XP with SP3 as a test PC I didn't put in the license code thinking I got 30 days to activate it.

      Well, it wasn't until recently that Microsoft started to be dickheads and pushed this "This copy of windows isn't licensed...please activate now!" I was like get off my ass, it's just a test PC I want to test some software so STFU already! Even though I do have my own VLK via Technet I didn't feel like activating it. A year ago when SP3 first came out I was like oh damn cool that I don't have to enter the keys during install and let it bug me to activate it within 30 days. Now they put a stupid banner on the lower right screen saying it's not legit!!!

      Ok Microsoft, I know you're trying to cut down on piracy but with this tatic it forces us to use hacked software just to make the damn thing go away.

      Least to say I stopped using Windows and started using Ubuntu more often now. Runs like a dream!

    173. Re:Your choice by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No software company in their right minds

      How many is that? MS recently screwed iceland's MVP developers so badly that they've probably lost the country entirely - how is that the act of a rational company?

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    174. Re:Your choice by Leareth · · Score: 1

      Ethical... probably not... but he could have it MUCH worse.

      I also worked a large University and the department I worked for specialized in statistical analysis. One of the major Government grant groups who we did a lot of work for switched over to a unbelievably complex and buggy contract/grant writing software and required that it and only it be used to submit grant or work requests.

      One License = $6000.

      And it was so laden with DRM and key-checking that if you suffered a the tiniest bit of latency at ANY step of filling out the grant forms the software locked out out and had to be reactivated by the vendor so you could start the whole grant form over again (no saving.)

      It was so burdensome we had one financial manager take early retirement rather then deal with it anymore and when I left they were trying to decide which was more cost effective: hiring a person to deal full time with this one piece of software and it's eccentricities or stop bidding on those grants... losing ~20% of our grant money in the process.

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    175. Re:Your choice by Darkk · · Score: 1

      Yep, my grandfather ordered a Acer laptop that was on sale and it was loaded with Vista Basic. First thing I did was made a image copy of it..whacked it..and then installed Ubuntu 8.10. He never realized what happened long as he can click on firefox and he's happy.

    176. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasonable advice, although professional, courteous, and politically astute should be thrown out the window the second the chewing of the ass starts.

    177. Re:Your choice by rcw-home · · Score: 1

      No company is going to sue you if you're in the process of correcting the issue because that means you're going to be a future paying customer.

      Sounds all well and good, until you start thinking like a software salesperson. You haven't made quota yet; you want that big fat commission check this month, not over the next two years.

      Some salesperson will eventually notice what you're doing, pounce, and say "You need to buy this all right now or else. We don't care if you don't have the money; you can finance it through us." Microsoft pulled that on my boss at my last job.

      The sad truth is that if you pirate absolutely everything or buy only boxed copies, the vendor won't even know you exist.

    178. Re:Your choice by a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!*'(),x · · Score: 1

      You may even want to record these conversations. This is legal in many places (since you consent) - tho not in all. Smartphones, PDAs, and cellphones can often do this unobtrusively.

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    179. Re:Your choice by gmack · · Score: 1

      well not really. Pirated versions of windows often have security updates turned off because sometimes an update will break the crack they used.

      The result is that the two largest attack vectors into a windows system (IE and outlook) are not getting security updates.

      Bad things happen in a room full of computer illiterates and no security patches.

    180. Re:Your choice by fractoid · · Score: 1

      See? OSS wastes so much space, damn inefficient open source!

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    181. Re:Your choice by lewko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why quote the

      That's why.

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    182. Re:Your choice by bigdonthedj · · Score: 1

      This is the best idea available. If they don't go for this, quit and report.

    183. Re:Your choice by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      it is nice stuff, my friends used to call it "oats bacon"

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    184. Re:Your choice by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Yup. I have walked out of jobs like this and let some of my less scrupulous colleagues take them on. While no one I know of locally has ever had a visit from the BSA, they are a bit like lightning.

      You mean they never strike the same place twice?

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    185. Re:Your choice by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      I would first warn them about it, and after a while, if policy doesn't change, report them to the BSA.

      With a big 'I told you' smile.

      Because business will try to get away with anything if not for regulations, and that includes screwing their employees, that is, you.

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    186. Re:Your choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Economic Poo" would be a GREAT name for a band.

  2. ZOMG by XanC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Replace it all with OSS.

    1. Re:ZOMG by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I think what you really mean is free (as in beer) software.

      Not all free-as-in-beer software is open source,

      Not all open source software is free-as-in-beer.

      Though of course the vast majority of OSS is also free as in both beer and speech.

    2. Re:ZOMG by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, you say that jokingly but depending on the types of software we are talking about it might be an option. I'm not really an OSS evangilist but I would still recommend it in this case because the company isn't willing or isn't able to purchase the software legally. For technical users, there shouldn't be any problem moving people over to Linux, OpenOffice (I'm not talking about the accounting guys or anything, just the people that it makes sense to move over), and svn. The problem is if the software being pirated is software without good free alternatives.

      Unless I'm missing something the options are 1) put your ass on the line and install the software illegally, 2) look for free alternatives, or 3) quit. Personally I'm not loyal enough to my company for #1 and with the job market today I wouldn't want to do #3.

    3. Re:ZOMG by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      You do peg one of the few places where "use Linux!" actually works (technically-minded staff and a budget crunch), but you don't address a potential problem: you've introduced a mixed environment. Not inherently bad, but might be a serious pain in the ass for a small business.

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    4. Re:ZOMG by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yea, but the resistance you will run against trying to force everyone to use OSS equivalents may end up with an involuntary 3 anyway. Some proprietary software is qualitatively superior, and trying to take away the "better" product and substituting a "worse" product will breed a lot of user anger.

      I've been in a lot of situations where it's one way or the other. I worked at a shop where the licenses were really tight, and I installed OO.org for all the people who didn't rate an Office license, and they LOVED me. And when those people moved on, their replacements screamed bloody murder because they wanted Office instead.

      I also ran part of a full-blown everything to OSS migration. It was that times about a million, except no-one was happy.

      I've had a lot more success converting home users, though there as well there is a lot of pressure to get the semi-legal stuff (I am the keeper of the corporate site licenses, so there is a lot of pressure to slip 'em a key). Once I have conveyed that the "free key" option isn't ever going to be a reality, however, the "free software" thing gains a lot of traction.

      In the business world, however, all the employees look at it as "someone else's money."

      In a situation where it's this or nothing, anything looks good. If you're taking away what they want to be using, they will make your life a misery, and you're going to have to be ready for that if you push a big OSS replacement.

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    5. Re:ZOMG by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I agree with your general philosophy there but replacing a windows server is pretty difficult depending on whether or not you have extra hardware lying around that can be used to provide the transition.

      If the company is too cheap to buy software licenses then they probably don't have spare servers around either.

      This is why I write comprehensive timelines stating goals. First and foremost is the short-term goal of getting the company legal. Then the goal is to transition the company to use more free software so you aren't traumatizing everyone. If the owners have to foot a huge bill on top of transitioning a chunk of the company to new and unfamiliar applications they will be very resistant and the end-users will feel similarly.

      By all means replace expensive stuff with cheap or free stuff where you can but do it after you get the company legal so you can do it in smaller more manageable portions. Your users will thank you as you make their lives easier and it allows you to reallocate that software to other places that might specifically need the expensive app.

    6. Re:ZOMG by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Servers are much less of an issue than desktops. You can remake an entire network infrastructure in Linux without having anyone on the Windows side notice anything in particular, and all you really need is a desktop to move stuff to for a smaller shop (if it's a bigger shop they should HAVE hardware lying around).

      The only thing you'll run aground on is the dreaded Exchange Server. Might even be worth it to keep a Windows PDC around, in that situation, just to save on headaches.

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    7. Re:ZOMG by DUdsen · · Score: 1

      IVe heard users scram bloody murder when they replaced wordperfect with word 2003, im not totally sure this means that MS office 2003 is the inferior product to a more then 10year old version of a competing prodict though it might be the case. Most of the migrations ive heard off from office2003 to office2007 seams to provoke the same kind of reactions.

    8. Re:ZOMG by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      You are right in general but a shop that is too cheap to buy software won't have equipment around that will allow you to install Linux to get your back-end infrastructure running without causing major disruption to your end-users.

      It's easy to replace the back-end. It's hard to replace it without anybody noticing anything during transition. Of course nothing says you have to replace everything all at once but you're leaving yourself open while you do the transition work.

    9. Re:ZOMG by westlake · · Score: 1

      Replace it all with OSS.

      It's just one guy.

      Back Office. Help Desk.

      Everything outside. Everything in between.

      Three-quarters of your clerical staff are temps trained in MS Office. Fully 100% of the local labor pool is trained and experienced in MS Office.

      Today is Tuesday.

      Production reports and forecasts are due by the close of business on Thursday.

      You do the math.

    10. Re:ZOMG by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      They kept up the bitching for 6 months, and eventually the management caved and we had to set up a terminal services machine so people could use office.

      I've seen bitching, but I've never seen that much of it anywhere else. Mind you, this was about 5 years ago, so OOO wasn't even as good as it is now.

      (Bias alert: I fucking hate OOO. I have no use for it in any fashion. The above deployment is one of the reasons, but when it comes right down to it, it doesn't do anything I need really well, and there are other OSS products that perfectly meet my needs.)

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    11. Re:ZOMG by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, it isn't even so much that the proprietary solution is better, but that if you are the one getting them to change, then it is your fault of something doesn't work right, because you are choosing something different for them. If MS Office breaks or doesn't work, it is MS's fault, but if OpenOffice is hard to use in some way, you are to blame because it was your idea. Getting people to think it is their idea or something they found is generally an easier route.

    12. Re:ZOMG by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Fully 100% of the local labor pool is trained and experienced in MS Office.

      That will be fun when the next version Office comes around and all their skills and experience go in the shredder...

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    13. Re:ZOMG by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      I now have my own consulting company and yes, I push OSS. The problem is one OSS productivity suite, Open Office 3.0. Try doing a document merge. It doesn't work.

    14. Re:ZOMG by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > ..just explain to the owner that you have certain ethical standards..

      That will make you sound like a loser. Try "you aren't paying me enough risk getting raped in a Federal prison" and they will probably realize they ain't likely to talk you into looking the other way. It isn't ethics, it's self preservation. Even if you are a total anarchist morally opposed to copyrights you happen to live in a country where violating copyright law can get you sent to prison so if you are smart you follow the law in any job where the potential for a BSA audit is measurable.

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    15. Re:ZOMG by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Installing pirated software is not a pound-me-in-the-ass-federal-prison criminal violation of copyright law. Selling it is.

  3. Yarr... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd just keep me head down and swab the deck, me hearty!

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    1. Re:Yarr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...as soon as I finish this bottle of... er... apple juice.

    2. Re:Yarr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just keep me head down and swab the deck, me hearty!

      First realistic advice rather than run off to find a new job. Most folks can't just find a new job. So if it is that morally objectionably to, try to do something OSS, otherwise just do what you are told. My policy is not to install anything bootlegged at work unless its some hardware a boss is giving to a friend as a favor. That gets wiped and a fresh Windows 2000 and Office 2000 installed and that's it. O.k. if they ask for home stuff, they may mysteriously find an Office 2003 CD, though not from me, in their mail box.

      We buy all our desktops through dell with office professional on them. Thank God. The one app that I've had problems with it acrobat. We've got to do the occasional pdf form for government grants. You can fill 'em out and print in other apps, but you can't fill them out and save them as pdfs in anything except acrobat. WTFH not? You can read 'em anything and print 'em, but you can't fill 'em out without adobe reader. I hate encounters with pdf grant forms. We really wouldn't need acrobat at all if it wasn't for that. We've got only legit copies of acrobat because it is damn near impossible to bootleg.

  4. We will audit it for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry, just post your company's name and address and we will perform a free audit on all your software for you.

    Signed,
    BSA Auditors

    1. Re:We will audit it for you by mlts · · Score: 5, Funny

      This reminds me of an occurance on a mailing list. Someone asked if they should report their employer for pirating a certain fairly expensive program, posting from their work E-mail.

      Reply from someone who worked at the company, "You just did."

  5. Don't be a pussy by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone is doing it. What are you afraid of?

    Don't be a baby! Go on, do it!

    1. Re:Don't be a pussy by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flamebait? Oh come on, that's a Funny for sure.

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    2. Re:Don't be a pussy by FSWKU · · Score: 2, Funny

      Come on, McFly! What are you, chicken????

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    3. Re:Don't be a pussy by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Joey's in a jam! What should he do?

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    4. Re:Don't be a pussy by geobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better yet:

      "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

      More geek appeal. :P

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    5. Re:Don't be a pussy by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Nobody... calls me chicken!

    6. Re:Don't be a pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a KFC reference geeky? Unless you're talking about Brooks Wackerman when he plays with Tenacious D.

    7. Re:Don't be a pussy by ShadoHawk · · Score: 1

      How is a KFC reference geeky? Unless you're talking about Brooks Wackerman when he plays with Tenacious D.

      Spaceballs. How young are you?

  6. It doesn't have to be production to be piracy... by omkhar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >I don't install 'borrowed programs' in a production environment

    'borrowed programs' shouldn't be installed anywhere - prod, test, uat whatever. Non-production piracy is still piracy.

  7. Nuke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nuke the site from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

    1. Re:Nuke... by Decado · · Score: 1

      These are multimillion dollar operations. You can't make that kind of decision, you're just a grunt.

      No offense.

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    2. Re:Nuke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nukes won't even scratch the surface. We need to use this alien gatling gun I made. And this plot hole I brought along.

  8. Where are you located? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

    For what company do you work?
    I'm sure we can figure something out.

    Your friend,
    BSA

    1. Re:Where are you located? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      MORTY!!!!

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    2. Re:Where are you located? by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      The RIAA...

    3. Re:Where are you located? by mike9989 · · Score: 1

      The RIAA...

      That's pure genius! Report the RIAA to the BSA!

    4. Re:Where are you located? by Legion_SB · · Score: 1

      Undercover Blues reference = win

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    5. Re:Where are you located? by DarkMage0707077 · · Score: 1

      Redmond, WA 98052-7329
      USA

      I will need assurances of my protection before I can give the rest.

  9. Replace with Open Source by Foofoobar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Jeff Bezos once said to me 'you can't take something away from someone without giving something back of equivalent value without them being pissed off'. Obviously you have to take the software away but try to give them an open source equivalent for the time being. They may actually even start using it longterm and save the company money from having to purhcase licenses of the other software.

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    1. Re:Replace with Open Source by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That would be a perfect solution if OSS alternatives existed for all software, or even all software without a learning curve. But it simply doesn't. The only alternative is to buy licenses for the software.

    2. Re:Replace with Open Source by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2

      The only alternative is to buy licenses for the software.

      Clearly there is another alternative...

    3. Re:Replace with Open Source by dave420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but then you have to retrain people or expect them to muddle through learning new software. That will negatively affect the productivity, appearance to the client, and the bottom line. Buying licenses doesn't - it affects the bottom line only - the rest of the company works exactly 100% as it did before.

    4. Re:Replace with Open Source by Murpster · · Score: 1

      This is the only solution I'd recommend, really. For most of the stuff office drones need, a managed Linux box with OpenOffice, Firefox and an email client is plenty. If you really really can't find some specialized program you need in open source, at least that limits the number of people who'll need commercial software licensed. I've worked at companies where pirating was actively encouraged by upper management. Approach your bosses and see what they think.

    5. Re:Replace with Open Source by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      They could keep the whole system up and running, get a seatcount, and just pay for the licenses. But yeah, using open source software would have made more sense from the beginning if licensing costs were an issue. I hope that they resolve the problem before the BSA kicks their doors down and jackboots their heads at gunpoint.

    6. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might piss off the bosses when you tell them they need to dump $20,000 into valid software licenses, but that is you doing your job, and it happens in a meeting, not as a surprise.

      On the other hand, if everyone comes in on Monday morning to new operating systems and software that they need to learn, someone is going to poop in your shoes.

      And yes, I'm sure for the slashdot crowd we can just say that anyone that can't adapt is not computer savvy enough to deserve the breath that fills their lungs and is collateral damage/addition by subtraction, but the non-slashdot crowd can also make the point that the slashdot crowd is a bunch of neckbeards and can get stuffed, and then poop in your tech savvy shoes :)

    7. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jeff Bezos once said to me 'you can't take something away from someone without giving something back of equivalent value without them being pissed off'.

      So Jeff is the Full Metal Alchemist? I've always had my suspicions..

    8. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what he really meant was "hito wa nanika no gisei nashi ni nanimo eru koto wa dekinai"

    9. Re:Replace with Open Source by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Jeff Bezos once said to me 'you can't take something away from someone without giving something back of equivalent value without them being pissed off'.

      Then I'm still waiting for him to compensate me for taking away my right to offer one-click orders.

    10. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? no bad analogy to go with this?? I am disappointed BadAnalogyGuy!

    11. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, but his company took away software without giving something back, thus pissing off the software makers.

    12. Re:Replace with Open Source by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      In this situation, a company that could not afford to hire an IT person til this point cannot afford to replace all unlicensed software with licensed versions. They can however replace with similar version; Open Office is very similar to Office. GIMP is very similar to Photoshop. They require little to no additional training and users of those tools can quickly adapt to the open source tools with little to no additional training.

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    13. Re:Replace with Open Source by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for him to compensate me on my stock options that I was promised but never received. Still he stuck up for me personally when a VP tried to get me fired and told her she needed to mind her own business or her head would be on the chopping block.

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    14. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, I think you dropped this name back there.

    15. Re:Replace with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeff Bezos once said to me 'you can't take something away from someone without giving something back of equivalent value without them being pissed off'.

      Hey, he said the same thing to me! That must be his standard pickup line.

    16. Re:Replace with Open Source by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Microsoft may have made it easy with Office 2007. Tell people "You can spend $200 and five hours per person learning Office 2007, or you can spend just the time learning OpenOffice."

      Has anyone tried this, and was it successful?

    17. Re:Replace with Open Source by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If I may ask, why'd she try to get you fired? I start there myself in May, I'd like to know how to avoid getting on a VP's bad side ;)

    18. Re:Replace with Open Source by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Open Office is very similar to Office. GIMP is very similar to Photoshop.

      You try giving an accountant openoffice calc instead of excel and just watch the fireworks. Openoffice is different enough to cause them significant pain.

      GIMP is very similar to Photoshop.

      Try that on someone who does graphical work for a living and you won't make it out of the door. GIMP is a great tool for the kind of stuff normal people do but it's at heart a bad photoshop rip-off.

    19. Re:Replace with Open Source by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      GIMP is very similar to Photoshop.

      No, it's more like PSP with extra scripting goodness. It really isn't the same thing at all.

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    20. Re:Replace with Open Source by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      I was an original member of Amazon. Back then our duties were 'whatever you see needs to be done'. Basically, she tried to start taking over our dept and I told her it wasn't her job or her responsibility and she didn't need to be doing that. She got pissed and went to my boss; my boss said 'he's right'. She got even MORE pissed and took it up with Jeff who called my boss and her in to a meeting. They explained the situation and Jeff said' He's right... you shouldn't be messing around in their department and furthermore if I hear anything more on this or hear you trying to get back at him, I'll personally see to it that you're fired'

      Regardless, I don't suggest working there. Resume fodder or not, middle management is incredibly stupid and their project managers are clueless liars. Nobody works there for more than 2 years and afterward they come out jaded and stressed beyond belief. I worked with two ex-managers years later (as has my wife at another company) right after they left Amazon and they were total burnouts.

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    21. Re:Replace with Open Source by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      You try giving an accountant openoffice calc instead of excel and just watch the fireworks. Openoffice is different enough to cause them significant pain.

      We have and there was little problem. We also tried Symphony which was nice as it integrates well with Lotus.

      Try that on someone who does graphical work for a living and you won't make it out of the door. GIMP is a great tool for the kind of stuff normal people do but it's at heart a bad photoshop rip-off.

      Most graphics people I know use GIMP when they don't want to pay for an Adobe license anyway. Especially 3D artists for some reason. The only whiny ones are newbies and frankly it's the more experienced ones whose opinions really matter to me and they are already familiar with GIMP.

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    22. Re:Replace with Open Source by dave420 · · Score: 1

      But if they already have Office 2007, and know how to use it, then it's a matter of spending $200, or taking hours of someone's productivity.

  10. Turn them in. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Collect the reward.

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    1. Re:Turn them in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that. It's been my understanding that the reward amount is questionable, and it certainly won't make up for the lost income.

    2. Re:Turn them in. by geekmansworld · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that you'll never work in IT again.

    3. Re:Turn them in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As somebody who has worked in IT, I can honestly say that a career change isn't such a bad thing.

    4. Re:Turn them in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're saying blackmail is a better option then?

    5. Re:Turn them in. by Namlak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Collect the reward

      And have your house raided and computer siezed the next week.

    6. Re:Turn them in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should just barely cover the fines for all the pirated software he's become responsible for!

    7. Re:Turn them in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Collect the reward.

      How much did you get?

  11. What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why the hell have you taken the time to "Ask Slashdot" when your first duty should have been to call an urgent meeting with the board to explain the situation? If the shit hits the fan you will be the one responsible, so get it in order!

    Start with auditing your network (use automatic auditing software) and then work out:
    1. What licenses can I reclaim from users who do not need the software they have?
    2. What licensed software do we use for which we require more licenses?
    3. What unlicensed software do we have?
    4. How much will this all cost to fix?

    You should have already done this. Then you take it all to the board and get them to stump up the cash to fix it.

    If you can't/won't do this, go find another job.

    1. Re:What the hell? by SQLGuru · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, do you know where I can "borrow" this automatic auditing software of which you speak???

    2. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nagios, Spiceworks, etc...

    3. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its called spiceworks, or openrsm, and theyre both free.

    4. Re:What the hell? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm, he doesn't know the right course of action; that's why he's asking for advice. When someone is looking for knowledge, do your best to guide them in the right direction, don't berate them for stupidity.

      --
      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    5. Re:What the hell? by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      It's usually called "the PFY."

      --
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    6. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.symantec.com/business/inventory-solution
      and
      http://www.symantec.com/business/asset-management-solution
      Free trial. Borrow away.

    7. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this commenter's position. You may be being set up as the fall guy.

      Remember the old gambling rule: If you look around the room and don't see the mark, it's you.

    8. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the shit hits the fan you will be the one responsible, so get it in order!

      Actually, if the shit hits the fan, it's the directors of the company who will be legally liable.

    9. Re:What the hell? by sloomis · · Score: 1
    10. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try here:

      http://www.bsa.org/country/Tools%20and%20Resources/Free%20Software%20Audit%20Tools.aspx

      (and yes I know the original comment was in jest!)

    11. Re:What the hell? by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      Because it's not urgent perhaps?! If you weren't licensed yesterday nothing is suddenly going happen today that lands you in the shit. It's better to seek advice and think things through rather than just calling panicy meetings. I hate people who come to meetings totally unprepared.

    12. Re:What the hell? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No problem it's free for you...

      https://reporting.bsa.org/usa/home.aspx?pr=1&CMP=KNC-google&HBX_PK=BSA&HBX_OU=50

      go there to download a copy. I dont think they will have any back doors or call home software in it.

      PS. if you have isos on the server to make your admin life easy... DONT. get all install software OFF the servers. a BSA audit will flag those. And they win in that argument.. you will never win.

      --
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    13. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      produkey from nirsoft:

      http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/product_cd_key_viewer.html

    14. Re:What the hell? by kutulu13 · · Score: 0

      Yes, its on bittorrent

    15. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSA will lend it to you for free. Just call them and give them your company name.

    16. Re:What the hell? by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      For the love of peter, don't use automatic auditing software. That shizzle sucks.

      --
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    17. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go out and install the 45 day demo from systemsmanagementondemand.com.

      You can remote install to all domain computers and run all the reports you need to figure out installed quantities.

      I just had to do this where I am now. Inherited a mess that was not mine. Yeah, the $121k price tag was crazy, but it's what has to happen to make it right.

    18. Re:What the hell? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Even if the ISOs were the original form in which the software was provided to you by Microsoft? I doubt they'd win that argument.

      Anyone with an MSDN subscription has a right to have those ISOs lying around.

    19. Re:What the hell? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      PS. if you have isos on the server to make your admin life easy... DONT. get all install software OFF the servers. a BSA audit will flag those. And they win in that argument.. you will never win.

      What? How does having the installer on a server violate a license? Haven't you ever deployed software before? If you are referring to CD/DVD images specifically, I thought legally you are allowed to make a backup copy. Besides, many software companies don't even send CDs anymore, you just sign in to their website and download them.

      --
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    20. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe http://www.spiceworks.com/ should solve the issue for you.

    21. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go: http://www.open-audit.org

      Borrow as many copies as you like.. : )

    22. Re:What the hell? by Techman83 · · Score: 1
      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i cat
      Damn, my RAM is full of cats. MEOW!!
    23. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spiceworks does a great job.

    24. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you run VMWare ESX or similar it's actually dead common to have ISOs on your SAN (or NAS), because mounting a physical disc in a virtual machine is otherwise just a bit of a pain in the ass.

      Not to mention that MSDN DVDs are packed full of ISOs for you to use anyway.

    25. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open-AudIT - hey it's FOSS!

    26. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK, while the responsibility of compliance effectively lies with the end user, it is the company directors/officers who are first in the firing line regardless of complicity.

      I have been in a situation where I documented the extent of the licensing 'issue' at a company I joined. I emailed the list with recommendations for which products should be considered a priority. I wasn't pushing for buying £50k of software in one hit, but got a roasting for emailing the list and thereby creating an 'audit trail' and 'recording a date in stone' on the computer systems. (I think the boss had been watching to many films...)

      It wasn't a constructive meeting and after several more like it, including me pointing out the possible ramifications to the directors, not me, I sent round a memo detailing my efforts and the non compliance from the directors. Guess that is a CYA.

      In the end after refusing to install or source unlicensed software, they were forced to start buying licences. They didn't like it.

      A while later I left and about 12 months after that the company folded, and not from having to buy £50k of software over 2 years. The directors spent more than £100k on cars in one year alone. They were just a pair of idiots...

  12. That's not your fault by rob1980 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Often, I am telling people that we don't have it or we have to buy another license, and they get mad at me because the other guy said that we had it.

    That's not your fault, tell them to be mad at the other guy. As far as you're concerned, either the company can cough up the money for non-pirated copies of software, or you can ZOMG, replace it all with OSS.

    1. Re:That's not your fault by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea, I'll second this. Don't be a pussy and cave just because someone says, "The other guy installed it!" The other guy broke the law. Not being willing to break the law doesn't make you less skilled than teh pirate.

      It's very tempting to just install the stuff anyway: you look like a can-do guy, with it, always got the stuff we need, a real team player. But if you do get audited they will sell you out so fast your head will spin. And if you get audited after you've fixed the license issue, they will worship you, yea, as unto a god.

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    2. Re:That's not your fault by MadKeithV · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was the other guy, and we *did* have licenses. I just took them all with me when I left.

  13. Early retirement by jargoone · · Score: 1

    if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in

    But if you're not there, it won't. Hooray for blackmail!

    1. Re:Early retirement by pak9rabid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hooray for blackmail!

      I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

    2. Re:Early retirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this one

  14. 2nd incidence is cause for employee termination by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every employee reads and signs a conduct statement when joining and annually. Its spelled out in there. I believe company had some problems and fines in the past.

  15. Call the BSA by ndunnuck · · Score: 1

    Call the BSA hotline and get your fat $25 bounty.

  16. CYA = cover your ass by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Informative

    CYA = cover your ass

    in case some of our international readers missed it ;)

    1. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      tks. Thought it meant Caramel Yak Association and I was getting all confuzed.

    2. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Caramel Yak Association

      Splitters!

      --
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    3. Re:CYA = cover your ass by spun · · Score: 1

      No, WE'RE the Caramel Yak Association! You're thinking of the Association of Caramel Yaks. He's over there. Splitter!

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    4. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      CYA = cover your ass

      in case some of our international readers missed it ;)

      The international readers would like to point out that we will not miss your bare arses.
      Had you been french or italian ladies, things would have been different.

      Kind regards,
      The International Readers

    5. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dork.

    6. Re:CYA = cover your ass by theskunkmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why did I read that as "Carnal Yank Association"?

      Damn I'm getting old. I need glasses.

    7. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really like looking at hairy asses, don't you?

    8. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many tanks.

    9. Re:CYA = cover your ass by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Had you been french or italian ladies, things would have been different.

      It's a trap!

      --
      You are using English. Please learn the difference between loose and lose; they're, there, and their; your and you're.
    10. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No, you need to start a band. You already have the name.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    11. Re:CYA = cover your ass by furby076 · · Score: 1

      The international readers would like to point out that we will not miss your bare arses. Had you been french or italian ladies, things would have been different. Kind regards, The International Readers

      Seems like a hairy situation to me. I'll pass.

      --

      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    12. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant Brazillian and Peruvian asses.

      French and Italian have nothing on them.

    13. Re:CYA = cover your ass by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      CYA = cover your ass

      in case some of our international readers missed it ;)

      The international readers would like to point out that we will not miss your bare arses. Had you been french or italian ladies, things would have been different. Kind regards, The International Readers

      You forgot Swedish ladies.

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    14. Re:CYA = cover your ass by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Translation from US 'English': I think he means "cover your arse".

      Unless it's a metaphor of wrapping Eeyore in a blanket so he doesn't get cold?

    15. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had you been french or italian ladies, things would have been different.

      Yeah, their asses would be covered with thick, lustrous black hair

    16. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a second, if we are referring to international then who is the national? I live in Miami, Florida and was wondering WTF CYA stood for?

    17. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caramel Yak Association

      So the advise was to write to the Caramel Yak Association and then decide whether you want to trust that Yak Association is truly carameled?

    18. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen

    19. Re:CYA = cover your ass by Chas · · Score: 1

      Or your libido is trying to tell you something...

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      Chas - The one, the only.
      THANK GOD!!!
  17. Are you mad? by drolli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rules for dealing with that

    1) *Never states the existence of pirated software as a fact to outside you company*.!!!

    2) Ask your Boss at a cup of tea outside his office

    3) Depending on your bosses answer and your morality
        a) Boss says: hunt down priated software -> you do that
        b) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are not too worried about the moral/legal issues: close your eyes
        c) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are worried about the moral/legal issues AND you are brave: state is explicictely in an e-mail to your boss with somebody else in the company in the CC
        d) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are worried about the moral/legal issues AND you are reasonable: leave.

    1. Re:Are you mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha..funniest shit i've read in the past 10 minutes.

      And what if this person has good benefits at this company? what if his wife/dependents need the health insurance? And where will you find a good job in this economy?

      Of course 90% of the people wi

    2. Re:Are you mad? by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      If you choose option d), make sure to send an email to your boss, your boss's boss, and human resources. Follow it up with an actual letter addressed to all the same. Also, make hardcopies of any communications you've had regarding this. Quitting may not get you off the hook, as your ex-employer could claim ignorance of your methods for tracking licenses, and it will all fall back in your lap.

      --

      psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo

    3. Re:Are you mad? by JaZz0r · · Score: 0

      Considering the current job market, leaving is not as viable as it once was.

      --
      "Careful! We don't want to learn from this!" -Calvin & Hobbes
    4. Re:Are you mad? by drolli · · Score: 1

      pleas try to interpret the first sentence of the original post. maybe the funniest shit starts to make sense then.

    5. Re:Are you mad? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      3) Depending on your bosses answer and your morality

          a) Boss says: hunt down priated software -> you do that

          b) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are not too worried about the moral/legal issues: close your eyes

          c) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are worried about the moral/legal issues AND you are brave: state is explicictely in an e-mail to your boss with somebody else in the company in the CC

          d) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are worried about the moral/legal issues AND you are reasonable: leave.

      If you're worried about the law being broken, then you should also know that failure to report a crime to the police is also a law, iirc. So there should be:

      e) Report the crime to the police. Then hope (in vain) that you still have a job.

    6. Re:Are you mad? by chihowa · · Score: 1

      I guess he decided to leave after all.

      --
      If you want a vision of the future, imagine a youtube comments section scrolling - forever.
    7. Re:Are you mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      e) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you're l33t: purposely spread malware though your network so pirated(and usually out dated with all bugs and security holes) goes out of commission teaching your Boss the benefits of legality.

    8. Re:Are you mad? by rtconner · · Score: 1

      I just think this whole post is interesting. I bet most IT guys don't have the software morals that this guy does.

      --
      023AD01("Child", "Evil");
    9. Re:Are you mad? by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      ooh I love choose your own adventure, but it seems you're missing an option to confront the dragon or sneak by it to make mojo with the guarded princess while the dragon sleeps. That way you don't end up with any baby-mama drama.

    10. Re:Are you mad? by drolli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fighting dragons usually gets you fried.

    11. Re:Are you mad? by yanyan · · Score: 1

      3) Depending on your bosses answer and your morality
              a) Boss says: hunt down priated software -> you do that
              b) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are not too worried about the moral/legal issues: close your eyes
              c) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are worried about the moral/legal issues AND you are brave: state is explicictely in an e-mail to your boss with somebody else in the company in the CC
              d) Boss says: dont touch the issue and you are worried about the moral/legal issues AND you are reasonable: leave.

      1. leave
      2. whistleblow to BSA
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    12. Re:Are you mad? by drolli · · Score: 1

      Oh wow. If you want to get fired, at least do so withput commiting a crime. Really good people know that faking and eliminating all traces of what you did is so difficult that you *dont* want to be in the circle of closer suspects.

    13. Re:Are you mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fighting dragons usually gets you fried.

      Did that guy just typo "fired" ? as in playing on the job will certainly will not be liked by your employer...

    14. Re:Are you mad? by drolli · · Score: 1

      Can you read? The guy just joined. Nobody will be able to attach this to him. And unlike other posters here claim, not reporting a crime is usually not a crime.

    15. Re:Are you mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're worried about the law being broken, then you should also know that failure to report a crime to the police is also a law, iirc.

      You don't recall correctly. You are only required to report certain crimes (mostly child abuse). However, you aren't allowed to be an accessory to crime, which this certainly is.

    16. Re:Are you mad? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Well you forgot one important thing.

      The new IT guy is now the conduit for updates and new software into the company. He'll have to pirate right along with the company when he obviously doesn't want to. So, he'll have to _actively_ _participate_ in the process of getting unlicensed software.

      This issue is almost less about what happened before, but more about what will happen with the company in the future.

    17. Re:Are you mad? by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      Why, yes, as a matter of fact I can read.

      I can read things like: "I started working for a small company in the middle of January as their IT Manager" for example. Can you comprehend? That's over 2 months he's been there.

      While he can certainly say "All this was like this before I started" and probably be able to prove it in court (provided his company kept records, want to place odds on that?) he'd still be required to go through the time and expense of defending himself if he got attached to any criminal/civil actions against the company, and (if he quit) most likely at his own expense, because I doubt his ex-employer will foot the bill for a lawyer. Having his own records will help considerably.

      Also, not reporting a crime may not, in itself, be a crime (obviously, I am not a lawyer), but I would think after 2 months (or however long it takes for the BSA to catch on), as the only "IT Guy", a pretty good case might be able to be made that he's a part of the whole mess, and not just some guy who wandered into it. So, kudos to him for not installing software without licenses, but what, exactly, is he doing to get everything properly licensed, and where is the documentation to prove it?

      CYA is the phrase of the day.

      So, are you always such a dick, or is this just a bad day for you?

      --

      psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo

    18. Re:Are you mad? by drolli · · Score: 1

      I was sysadmin for some time in a group where i suspected that not all members used properly licensed software. I did not install unlicensed SW. Licenses were not my business. When fixing network problems/client-server issues i usually used cmd, so i avoided to look at the start menu and made an extremely restrictive FW. Since checking for licensing issues was not in my contract, i did not bother. However i informed the boss that several things indicate that people use unlicensed SW. For example i knew how many licenses where bought centrally, it was outside my power to ask all colleagues to present me their office licenses, so strictly speaking i really did not know it. For circumstances i can not disclose, neither leaving directly nor trying to bring the issues to persecution was an viable option. And yes i am such a dick if everybody falls for the myth of the BSA that you will receive death penalty on touching an unlicensed copy of some SW.

    19. Re:Are you mad? by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      Fine. Now that, I can understand. It's also more constructive than your previous comment. But that's definitely not what I meant to imply. I simply advocate documenting anything that might come back to bite you in the ass in a "your word vs their word" type situation.

      Where I work, the bigger threat is that you won't be able to move from one division to another with that kind of baggage. Also, a lot of our turn over has gone to our competition or to other tech departments in the same downtown area for different companies. A bad reputation can follow you a lot farther than most people think

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      psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo

    20. Re:Are you mad? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That's over 2 months he's been there.

      That's short. If I were to find something that needed money, I'd need to include it in next year's budget or get the board of directors to approve a modification to the capital budget, either process alone would take more than 2 months, and that would be if I found it and documented it on day one.

      Also, not reporting a crime may not, in itself, be a crime (obviously, I am not a lawyer), but I would think after 2 months (or however long it takes for the BSA to catch on), as the only "IT Guy", a pretty good case might be able to be made that he's a part of the whole mess, and not just some guy who wandered into it.


      So what? There is no personal liability for that. I know, I've worked for a company that had the BSA come in. They were reported to the BSA after the guy that installed all the illegal software was fired and reported them. Of course, he faced no troubles because of all the software he illegally installed, but the company had to pay about $100,000. And that's how it always is. The company is the only one liable, and hints otherwise are silly. So he caused it rather than walked into it, or whatever, he still has no personal responsibility if the BSA or someone else comes calling, so that point is irrelevant.

      CYA is the phrase of the day.

      You CYA when you have liability. If you have no liability, there is no reason to CYA.

    21. Re:Are you mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? There is no personal liability for that. I know, I've worked for a company that had the BSA come in. They were reported to the BSA after the guy that installed all the illegal software was fired and reported them. Of course, he faced no troubles because of all the software he illegally installed, but the company had to pay about $100,000. And that's how it always is. The company is the only one liable, and hints otherwise are silly.

      You installed unlincensed software on their equipment, and they would claim this was without the knowledge of the management. There's nothing to stop the company sueing you in turn to recover the money they paid to the BSA. And they probably have more money and better lawyers than you.

  18. How we deal with pirated programs? by kdawson+(3715) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Easy! Keygens.

    1. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Along with a heavy dose of virus/trojan/malware scanning and removal, no doubt. Seems these days about 70-80% of keygens on The Pirate Bay are infected with something. People install this crap and they call me in to clean up the mess. ;)

    2. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Zeio · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please, download VMWare or Virtual PC or something and use rollbacks (always go back to the previous snapshot after running a keygen/crack) and ALWAYS run these keygens and/or cracks in a virtual machine. They are responsible for a large number of really insidious back door infections.

      I know people copying software is a fact of life, but people are getting nailed on the keygens.

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      Legalize the constitution. Think for yourself question authority.
    3. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Which puts us in a loop... replace it all with OSS.

    4. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      OSS Keygens?

    5. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Seems these days about 70-80% of keygens on The Pirate Bay are infected with something.

      Hey, that's what VMs are for :)

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    6. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      70-80% of keygens are false positives on many antivirus programs, AVG being one of the worst. Are you really sure they're viruses?

    7. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by zonky · · Score: 1

      Or a sandbox. e.g iesandbox.

    8. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by operagost · · Score: 1

      ...until the download site gets hacked and someone inserts a trojan. Or do you expect who uses software to be a programmer now, like the good old days?

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    9. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.virustotal.com/

      If your browser is not using english locale make sure you click "English" from top of page before submitting your suspicious keygen. Otherwise upload tends to fail.

    10. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by matt+me · · Score: 1

      That's why you persuade the boss to invest in those trendy virtualisation solutions.

      You can run the keygens in an emulator like wine, or some virtual machine,

      But seriously, ick.

    11. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its job security as well. If everyone used mac, techs would not make nearly as much money. As a consultant over the years for companies and individuals, I have definitely made the most money supporting windows systems. What does that say? If you clean up the network with legitimate software you will eliminate most security problems and can have an effective firewall or proxy. I also think that the company is exposed to alot of liability if tolerating rampant unlicensed software and you could take it up with the parent company that holds the insurance policy, or the company lawyers. There is a clear risk dimension here that management should be aware of, if you even have managers. Like a previous poster said, the company size dictates a transition.

    12. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also you can approach the office manager or administrator and ask why the employee handbook does not cover fair use of computer systems and software, including illegal or pirated software. If you cannot verify the origin or authenticity of the software in your network, then I think fundamentally your role as an IT specialist is flawed. If the company doesn't have a handbook, then good luck becoming compliant. Then its a matter of whether you want to work, or not.

    13. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      And if you're a free-lancer like me, you charge by the hour to fix.

      --
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    14. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      I think he meant he could verify the origins but it wasn't an area he wanted to live in.

      --
      Semi-automatic amateur armchair Australian philosopher; conjecture ready at any moment...
    15. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of geek runs a keygen on his system? Run it in a VM or even in sandboxie, no worries!

    16. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Mozk · · Score: 1

      Run keygens under Sandboxie and you won't have to deal with that.

      --
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    17. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between a borked install in a VM vs a borked install on bare metal? You can reimage either.

    18. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by AntiNazi · · Score: 1

      This is a real question? I'd say the difference is obviously time and effort. Clicking revert snapshot is the same time/effort as reimaging a box. Creating an image every time you want to run questionable software is also just as quick and easy as clicking snapshot.

    19. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should also explain new employees what to do with certain hard drives if cops show up.

    20. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Antidamage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A lot of the keygens are marked as malware regardless of the actual presence of malware. People need to stop writing cute little custom text display apps and just use flash apps for keygens. Goodbye malicious false positives.

    21. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      You gen the key in a VM...I thought everyone knew that.

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    22. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      VMWare's basic product has been made completely free (as in beer) last summer. You don't have to invest anything except time.

    23. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something i've noticed:
      Create an empty file called keygen.exe and send it in an email to yourself. Norton detects it as a possible virus and prompts you to delete it.

      Another example:
      Create a real executable you made yourself and run UPX on it to reduce the executables size. McAffee and Norton both detect it as a possible virus.

    24. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Mauzl · · Score: 1

      Keygens infected with nasty stuff on p2p? Who woulda thunk it...

    25. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Clarious · · Score: 1

      Just run them in a VM :P

    26. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I've supported Macs. Even though the software problems are less, the user problems are not. You can engineer a better OS, just not a better user. I actually got nearly as many calls from Mac users as Windows users, of course considering most of them were running virtual machines for client compatibility compounded that. (Hint - Parallels is a pain in the ass - though it's got less bling VM Ware Fusion is easier to run and peforms better. M7yy initial tests with Virtual Box is promising, but I haven't declared it "best" yet)

      BTW - if you're a tech with Mac related equipment, it's really easy to just drop stuff off at the Apple store and tell them it's their problem. Of course as soon as the warranty is up a tech who knows how to use a putty knife to work on a Mac Mini or is able to conquor a G4 iBook to change out a hard drive without leftover screws is worth their weight in gold.

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    27. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why I run the keygens on somebody else's computer.

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    28. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Wine Is Not... eugh, never mind.

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    29. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by fractoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a consultant over the years for companies and individuals, I have definitely made the most money supporting windows systems. What does that say?

      It says that 90% of the market uses Windows. If you're making more than 10% of your dough from Mac-using companies then either you're self selecting them or macs require more support. :P

      (Of course it works the other way too, I've never made a cent from Mac users because I've never worked at a company that used them.)

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    30. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Actually if you have Ghost you can do this

      1) Partition the main drive into a boot drive, C: and at least one spare drive, say D:
      2) After install make a Ghost image of C onto a file on D:
      3) When you want to reset the machine, boot off a USB stick with Ghost on it and overwrite C: with the image file. This takes only a few minutes

      Obviously you can use this to flip machines back and forth between different OSs too.

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    31. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      It seems like there are three possibilities here.

      1) The Keygen author is totally innocent (and works for free), but for some reason AV software has a very high false positive rate with keygens.
      2) The keygen authors are guilty as hell - the bundle some nasty botnet creating script with the keygen, they presumably get some sort of bounty from the bot herders for recruiting new victims.
      3) There's a conspiracy between the vendors and the AV writers to detect viruses in the keygens and thus stop piracy.

      I've always thought it was 2). I can't see what business model the keygen writers have otherwise.

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    32. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ture or get Macs and go with the built in software and iWork. If m$ office is a must then it's less easily pirated.

    33. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by julesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's why I run the keygens on somebody else's computer.

      This is marked as funny, but I have a VMware instance with no network connections and no permanent storage set up for just this kind of purpose.

    34. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, download VMWare or Virtual PC or something and use rollbacks (always go back to the previous snapshot after running a keygen/crack) and ALWAYS run these keygens and/or cracks in a virtual machine. They are responsible for a large number of really insidious back door infections.

      I know people copying software is a fact of life, but people are getting nailed on the keygens

      I've been doing this for a while now, but I find that more and more keygens are referring to unique identifying information about the machine the software is running on (e.g. network card MAC address), so this is starting to become impractical.

      OTOH, I find that if you know what you're doing and stick to cracks and keygens released by known releasers you tend to be OK anyway. One thing to watch out for is the large number of releases that have a trojan called 'crack.exe' in the top level directory, and then the real crack is in a subdirectory.

    35. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I can't see what business model the keygen writers have otherwise.

      Who says it's a business model? I've always assumed most keygen writers were 13 year-olds with nothing better to do.

    36. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Create a real executable you made yourself and run UPX on it to reduce the executables size. McAffee and Norton both detect it as a possible virus.

      That statement is simply false. McAfee Enterprise does not detect UPX compressed executables that I have created and run as false positives.

    37. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I do to actually. I like how you can configure the VM to not save changes to the filesystem when you reboot it.

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    38. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Takes a few minutes? That is why you use a VM. In a VM it takes a few seconds to restore, including the bootup time.

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    39. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      3) sounds about right, especially since most keygens don't have any particular virus named, instead they trip something like "Win32/MalPackedB.suspicious" or "Suspicious file" (panda) or "Trojan Horse" (Symantec)

      As for why keygen authors do what they do, it's the same reason anyone uploading copyrighted material does what they do: Because they can.

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    40. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Packed exe files are suspicious though - if a file is compressed you can't scan it for viruses.

      In a deeper sense consider some polymorphic malware - most of the text segment would be encrypted with a random key when it copied itself, a small chunk of code would be unencypted and would know how to decrypt the rest. If you do a heuristic scan for extensive code section modification this looks exactly like a packed exe file. The things you linked too sound like this sort of heuristic test is failing when they are detected.

      I have a site with some binaries on it that used to be compressed with UPX and I actually stopped doing it, partly for this reason and partly because I was worried the unpacker might break on Vista or some future version of Windows. They're in a zip file anyway, so it doesn't save any bandwidth to UPX the exe files as well.

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    41. Re:How we deal with pirated programs? by soren202 · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of false positives when it comes to key gens. In reality, I've never actually gotten a keygen with anything malicious on it, although I'd still recommend looking through comments to see just how many of them mention trojans before running it on your computer

  19. Figure out how big the problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd probably do an audit and figure out how big the problem really is. Then present it to the bosses with your recommendations. At that point they'll decide what to do. Then you have to decide whether you want to be a part of what they'll do.

  20. Tell the truth, plainly by MBAslug · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gather the details of what is installed by using belarc's survey software. Summarize the number of computers, the unlicensed software and the steps necessary to move forward. Go to the executive privately first. This will allow him to evaluate and consider the path without cornering him.

    The next step is going to be an evaluation by the managers to determine what software their people really need.

    In the end, they need to get proper licenses, and no executive is going to wantonly commit federal fraud.

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    1. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and no executive is going to wantonly commit federal fraud.

      Wow. Thats a naive, and highly innacurate opinion.

    2. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      um... belarc isn't free for business use... only home... so you want to get legal with business things by using software illegally?

    3. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Funny you'd mention that when AIG hearings are going on in Congress at this precise moment.

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    4. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and no executive is going to wantonly commit federal fraud"

      I've got two words for you my friend, Bernie Madoff

    5. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Xaemyl · · Score: 1

      no executive is going to wantonly commit federal fraud

      Do the letters "A", "I", and "G" mean anything to you?

    6. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by onecheapgeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Forgive him. From his username, I assume he has an MBA. It isn't his fault.

    7. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by the_womble · · Score: 2, Funny

      and no executive is going to wantonly commit federal fraud.

      Wow. Thats a naive, and highly innacurate opinion.

      I would say it is accurate. However, many executives carefully and deliberately commit fraud.

    8. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Actually, Congress is part of the original problem.

      I wouldn't vote for anyone that actually wants to be in congress.

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    9. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brb aig

    10. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      A small part.

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    11. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're kidding ... right?

      If you want to know how deep congress is involved, just ask Sen Dodd why he inserted the original exemption on the executive compensation, to which he denied plainly and then admitted to, but not sure where it came from.

      Now read this
      http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/03/dodds_wife_a_former_director_o.html

      and realize that the rabbit hole is pretty deep. This isn't a bash against (D) over (R) because both are neck deep in the crap.

      And if you believe anyone in congress when their lips are moving you're an idiot. I don't trust anyone there. PERIOD.

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    12. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      If you think anyone at AIG is even suspected of fraud, you really need to get a better news source.

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    13. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I'm not questioning Congress allowing the exemption to get the vote through (remember the whole executive compensation limits debate that threatened the whole bill?). I'm saying that there's a big difference between an exemption for $200 million on over a trillion in spending and the entire free range corporate culture that doesn't have the sense or morality to regulate its own greed.

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    14. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by mjwx · · Score: 1

      In the end, they need to get proper licenses, and no executive is going to wantonly commit federal fraud.

      Maddoff concurs.

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    15. Re:Tell the truth, plainly by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I could say the exact same thing about congress at this point. Or even the American society in general. Nobody was complaining when their 401K accounts looked healthy.

      One has to remember, that everyone and everything is so intertwinned that nobody really can escape some level of responsibilty.

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  21. Play the game by masonc · · Score: 3, Informative

    I had this situation with a company I was contracting to. Knowing that the IT guys were installing pirated software, I wrote the management of that company and recommended that the company established a policy that all software was legally obtained and licensed. At that point, management had only two choices, acknowledge the issue and agree, or document that they approved of piracy. Armed with the policy, I could point to that when anyone asked me to install non-legal software without fear of retribution.

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    1. Re:Play the game by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      Armed with the policy, I could point to that when anyone asked me to install non-legal software without fear of retribution.

      Um, I wouldn't stake my career on that. IANAL, but you are never obligated to commit a crime and you can't commit a crime and later claim you are innocent because committing the crime was a matter of company policy or not your responsibility.

    2. Re:Play the game by BeardsmoreA · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that they were forced to provide a policy stating that software should be properly obtained. Which seems kind of redundant anyway. What with the laws and all.

    3. Re:Play the game by masonc · · Score: 1

      "Armed with the policy, I could point to that when anyone asked me to install non-legal software without fear of retribution. "
      Should be "Armed with the policy, I could point to that and refuse when anyone asked me to install non-legal software without fear of retribution. "

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    4. Re:Play the game by againjj · · Score: 1
      You've got it backwards.

      Armed with the policy [stating that all software must be legally obtained and licensed], I could point to that when anyone asked me to install non-legal software without fear of retribution [for not installing the software].

  22. Arrrrrrr! Pirates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I make them walk the plank!

  23. Oh yeah? by qoncept · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know that if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in.

    And those Boy Scouts are rotten little bastards.

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    1. Re:Oh yeah? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      I know that if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in.

      And those Boy Scouts are rotten little bastards.

      Worst. Merit. Badge. Evar.

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, having come from a Scouting background, I was always pissed off that the Business Software Alliance gave those initials a bad rap in my chosen profession...

    3. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they are

    4. Re:Oh yeah? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Only since the Mormons got ahold of them...

    5. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in.

      And those Boy Scouts are rotten little bastards.

      Hmm Boy Scouts of America? no.

    6. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They all carry knives.

  24. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by lumenistan · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely right. I have prod, dev, and UAT instances of Captain Morgan, and they all seem equally potent.

  25. Collect the Bounty! by wsanders · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do what any decent pirate would do, turn 'em in to the Navy (or whoever is in charge of pirated software), collect yer bounty, and, arrr, off to more plunder matey!

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    1. Re:Collect the Bounty! by jaredbpd · · Score: 1

      Air Force: Air, Space and CYBERSPACE!

  26. If I need it, I install it by i_ate_god · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not my responsibility. I'm not paid enough to care. If I need software on my computer, and the IT guy gives me that software, then I will install it and use it and not ask questions.

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  27. ask some questions by uglyduckling · · Score: 5, Informative

    Rather than presuming that it's all pirated, start by presuming that everything as it stands is legitimate. Write a memo to whoever does the accounting and ask for copies of the invoices for all of the software purchased over the past five years "so that I know what licenses we currently possess and don't end up paying for software twice over when someone asks me to install something".

    When/if the accounting person/dept comes back with nothing, then take it to the bosses and explain how surprised you were when accounting were unable to find any invoices. Stress the safety issues of illegitimate software (viruses, trojans etc.) and discuss the options. Make it look like you are a contentious employee doing your best for the company and avoid looking like a self-righteous jobsworth.

    1. Re:ask some questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conscientious, please, NOT contentious. (Otherwise, parent poster is right on the mark).

      One OTHER thing to worry about: If you install unlicensed software for the company, YOU may still be personally liable for the resulting copyright infringement (this is law, and I'm a geek not a lawyer, so YMMV); there's every chance that corporate directives to do it won't shield you (or may mysteriously become nonexistent when the manure impacts the wind turbine), leaving you hung out to dry.

    2. Re:ask some questions by sribe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make it look like you are a contentious employee...

      Somebody needs to check a dictionary...

    3. Re:ask some questions by jnana · · Score: 1

      When making the case to the boss that they do need to purchase the software and have licenses and proof, the best strategy is to appeal to his self-interest and his desire to cover his own ass.

      Explain that if just one disgruntled former employee wants to take revenge against the company, (s)he can make an anonymous report to the BSA and that the fines can be extremely severe.

      No sane manager will want to be potentially held responsible by his superiors for millions of dollars in fines and attorney's fees, based on what probably amounts to at most tens of thousands of dollars.

    4. Re:ask some questions by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "avoid looking like a self-righteous jobsworth."

      Um, You must be new around here....

      He's posting to "Ask Slashdot" so it can reasonably be assumed he is already a self-righteous jobsworth (whatever that is).

      One of the things I don't like about Ask Slashdot, is there is never any "followup". What advice was taken, how it went over and the long term result.

      Seriously where is the followup / debriefing?

      How can we learn if the questions are never really answered?

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    5. Re:ask some questions by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      If you install unlicensed software for the company, YOU may still be personally liable for the resulting copyright infringement (this is law, and I'm a geek not a lawyer, so YMMV); there's every chance that corporate directives to do it won't shield you (or may mysteriously become nonexistent when the manure impacts the wind turbine), leaving you hung out to dry.

      Possible, but not very likely (unless criminal charges are involved). One of the main legal functions of a corporation is to shield it's employees and owners from legal liability. It's not in the best interest of the bosses to hang you out to dry, because the same laws protect them from personal liability to third parties (liability to shareholders is another matter). Far better to let your liability insurance (if you have some) cover it. If your employee was just going about her business, and especially if she was following company policy (written or not), then she's probably covered.

      There are circumstances in which a corporation can deny coverage to an employee, but they rarely come up. I'm not a lawyer of course, but I was a law clerk for a firm who represented companies in negligence suits, and I never saw a company even try to deny an employee coverage, let alone succeed.

      The OP (or anyone else) should NOT take what I'm saying as reflecting the state of the law. My advice is to go see a lawyer, either your own or a lawyer for the company in question (if the company has one). Laws and how they're interpreted vary by jurisdiction, and if the Poster's jurisdiction has criminal laws against copyright infringement, all bets are off.

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    6. Re:ask some questions by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      Stress the safety issues of illegitimate software (viruses, trojans etc.)

      When dealing with management, you might want to just discuss the situation and stress the costs of fines and audits. The money speaks better to them.

    7. Re:ask some questions by Yaur · · Score: 1

      Auditing right out of the gate is a bad idea IMO. A better first step is to have a "casual" conversation with your boss to "find out if the records exist". Going into the conversation with the assumption that records do exist and you just don't have them. For all you know everything could be legit and the last guy was hanging on to the licensed copies to sell on e-bay.
      Your bosses reaction will give you an idea what kind of battle you are in for. Knowing this will allow you to make a better decision about whether you really want to remove any doubt about the state of licensing and document how much you know about it.

    8. Re:ask some questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it look like you are a contentious employee

      that is probably how it will be received

    9. Re:ask some questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it look like you are a contentious employee doing your best for the company and avoid looking like a self-righteous jobsworth.

      I don't think that word means what you think it does...

    10. Re:ask some questions by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      One of the main legal functions of a corporation is to shield it's employees and owners from legal liability.

      The two functions of a corporation were to alow an organization of people to appear as a single legal "person" to simplify things (so that the "corporation" could sign a document, even though it is only signed by regular humans and the corporation would be bound even if the signatory employee left and all that) and so that the *owners* who had nothing to do with the running of the corporation were shielded from liability. There is no shielding of employees or owners with a say in the day-to-day operations in the origins of corporations, and there is only limited shielding now (in theory, in practice, good lawyers will make a corporation into the dumbest "legal person" on the planet so that illegal orders would have been made, but no one knows who or when or how, so no regular person is ever responsible).

    11. Re:ask some questions by Space_Pirate_Arrr · · Score: 1

      "contentious" == troublemaker (likes to argue)

      "conscientious" == has a conscience

      Personally, I'd rather look like a conscientious employee then a contentious one (though I'm not convinced your boss would care about the subtle difference).

    12. Re:ask some questions by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      just a typo, but thanks for the vocabulary lesson

    13. Re:ask some questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it look like you are a contentious employee doing your best for the company and avoid looking like a self-righteous jobsworth.

      Um, I think you meant conscientious. Contentious gives your statement a completely different meaning ;)

    14. Re:ask some questions by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Owners of corporations have limited financial liability, not legal liability.

      Corporations are still bound by the law, and so are the individuals that make them up. "Limited liability" just means that stockholders aren't forced to file for personal bankruptcy if the company can't live up to its financial obligations. Only the corporation goes bankrupt. Whatever assets it has at the end get divvied up by the creditors. The owners get to walk away but they lose their initial investment.

      As far as employees having limited legal liability, I suppose that would get more complicated. I really don't know. I'm guessing that in criminal cases it doesn't matter...if your boss tells you to kill someone and you do it, you've still got blood on your hands.

    15. Re:ask some questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo.

  28. Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1. Grab everything "IT" (install disks, licences, purchase invoices etc.) for hardware and software and get them to a single secure location.

    2. Thoroughly audit the whole lot.

    3. Refuse point blank to (re-)install stuff you're not sure about. You'd be surprised how much influence you have as the first (only) "real" IT guy.

    4. Push FOSS as a solution.

    1. Re:Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      5. collect your redundancy notice

    2. Re:Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by Greg_D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, yes, the ivory tower scenario. Here's how it works in real life:

      1. Grab everything "IT" (install disks, licenses, purchase invoices etc.) for hardware and software and get them to a single secure location. Your bosses will wonder why you're wasting time, but that's okay, you're on a mission.

      2. Thoroughly audit the whole lot. Your bosses will wonder why you're wasting time auditing the lot since you already have everything in a single, secure location.

      3. Refuse point blank to (re-)install stuff you're not sure about. At this point, they will fire you on the spot and hire someone willing to install pirated software like the last guy did.

      4. Maybe you can push FOSS as a solution at the unemployment office.

      The vast majority of small businesses don't care about pirated software, because most of these people use pirated software regularly at home too. The correct thing to do would be to raise a concern about the lack of licensing, and if you meet resistance, find another job.

    3. Re:Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      5. When you get back from the unemployment office, rat out your former employer to the BSA and watch the company go down in flames.

      and probably

      6. Find a new career after you're blackballed by your industry.

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    4. Re:Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. If you are going to do something that will get you fired you first need to:
      1) get a lawyer
      2) Refuse to break the law in writing before you get fired
      3) Hope your lawyer is good and your (former) employer has deep pockets, because your career might be over.

    5. Re:Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. When you get back from the unemployment office, rat out your former employer to the BSA and watch the company go down in flames.

      and probably

      6. Find a new career after you're blackballed by your industry.

      Except that's not how it works in the real world. It's more like this:

      5. When you get back from the unemployment office, rat out your former employer to the BSA.

      6. Get told by the BSA that your former employer doesn't have deep enough pockets to warrant an audit, but thanks for the tip anyway.

    6. Re:Yes, it's a horrible situation I've faced too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post

      I was in this situation at my last job, and I went through most of the steps you mentioned.

      1 & 2: Yep, I actually got everything inventoried and organized in one neat, secure location.

      3. I did this one too- but they were pretty steamed about it. They were using some ripped versions, and the rest of it was educational licenses that the owner's wife bought with her college student id. (and then installed on multiple computers)

      4. I tried this, as well as advocating for different software that would make a lot of old processes and methods obsolete. That didn't go very well, and I spent the last few months of my time at this job hoping and praying that they wouldn't reconsider. Any significant change that happened on my watch would result in me being blamed for whatever issues arose- whether my fault or not.

      For the architecture community- I can pretty realistically state that 90% of the software used in firms of 5 and fewer is pirated.

      After a while of working there I realized that as my life currently allows me a lot of leeway- I'd rather be unemployed and move to a different city than work for them. Granted, few people have the flexibility and freedom I do- but I'm glad I did.

      I've been out of work for a few months now, and the further behind me that job is, the more trashy I realized that it was.

      The IT end of their business was straight illegal, and the architecture side was grey enough that I finally decided to just remove myself from the situation.

      Best of luck to anyone caught in that spot, it is hard to know what to do.

  29. ZOMG by jtev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, it's not a ZOMG, just explain to the owner that you have certain ethical standards, and that you will not break the law for your job. Then put together an itemised list of licences needed to bring the company into compliance, with prices. If they are unwilling to pay, provide itemised list 2, which has FOSS options that can be migrated to, with an estimate of how long it would take you to do so, and how much downtime would be involved. If they are unwilling to go with either option, "You don't want to sell him death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life."

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  30. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Kirth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Non-production piracy is still piracy.

    Yes, and you still be hanged for it. Yarr!

    --
    "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
  31. Reap the rewards by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Today in pretty much every American school from Kindergarden through 12th grade there is free training in piracy of anything digital. Want a song? Someone will show you where to download it from for free. Same for software.

    After being subjected to 13 years of this sort of training we can move on to college where there is another four years of honing the art. Everyone knows how to do it by then.

    Now they enter the business world and you find it odd that your fellow employees can't understand why they just can't have evertything they want? Sorry, but you are seeing the result of a nationwide (if not worldwide) program. If the people in charge at your workplace don't see anything wrong with everyone just having what they want, I think I'd run for the door. There will be consequences, someday. Someone will find out that rewards are paid to people that turn companies that pirate.

    Ethics? If there are no ethics preventing people from pirating, there will be no ethics preventing them from trying to get a reward turning people in.

    If someone high up at your company can't see the problem, you don't need to be working there. You will find out your bosses will see to it that it is all pinned on your predcessor and you.

    1. Re:Reap the rewards by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Someone will find out that rewards are paid to people that turn companies that pirate.
      Nobody in their right mind would turn in the company until after they leave the company. So as long as nobody leaves the company, you're fine! Just remind management not to disgruntle anyone.
      If someone high up at your company can't see the problem, you don't need to be working there.
      Unless you're independently wealthy, then until you find another position, you DO need to be working there. Step number 1 should be: send out resumes.
      Just as a matter of curiosity: what happened to the previous guy that installed all the unlicensed software?

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    2. Re:Reap the rewards by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Ethics? If there are no ethics preventing people from pirating, there will be no ethics preventing them from trying to get a reward turning people in.

      That's silly. People have different ethical views about different things.

      For example, this issue puts two ethics at odds: obeying the law vs. loyalty to the offender. A very ethical person might have to sacrifice one of those ethics to serve the other.

    3. Re:Reap the rewards by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      If the people in charge at your workplace don't see anything wrong with everyone just having what they want, I think I'd run for the door.

      Personally, I'd tell them I want a raise.

    4. Re:Reap the rewards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All through the 80's and early 90's, in pretty much every American home, there was free training in piracy of all forms of media. Want a song? Someone will show you how to dub it onto a blank tape for almost free. Same for movies. Want a movie poster? Here's a photocopier. The local church needs material for class? Just copy it at the library

      There, fixed that for you.

    5. Re:Reap the rewards by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      After being subjected to 13 years of this sort of training we can move on to college where there is another four years of honing the art. Everyone knows how to do it by then.

      And that's how MS wanted it. I don't think it was possible for me to pirate anything MS at college. They had a site license for just about everything. And from what I was told, that included all computers on the university network and university property, and didn't exclude dorms. Though, getting the actual keys was pretty much impossible, I would still have been legal. MS does these deals because they want everyone using MS for free until they are 21. At that point, they want to sell licenses to Office for $600 each to companies. And the companies have to buy them because that's what everyone else uses and that's what everyone knows how to use. That's the real game.

  32. Same as you deal with pirated music by kiwimate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm bound to get modded a troll or flamebait or off-topic or something for this, but how is this different from pirating music? /. group-think says it's not theft and trots out a whole bunch of other self-justification about the evil RIAA and so forth, because you're "not depriving anyone of something physical", etc. It's the same, right?

    Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals? Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

    So to answer the question at hand: go the CYA route suggested by the very first poster, and make sure you point out (nicely as you need to, given this economy and how sure you are of being able to find another job) that this is illegal.*

    * Just like music piracy. Even if you want to claim it's not theft.

    1. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by cyber-vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Probably because there is no Slashdot groupthink - it's just paranoia on part of people like yourself. I see plenty of anti-piracy and pro-MS posts here personally. And it isn't theft it's unlicensed use. Adobe still have the source and binaries to Photoshop.

    2. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

      Small scale non-commercial copying isn't a criminal offense. Using unlicensed software in a business is a criminal offense. Since the law treats the two cases differently, it doesn't seem unreasonable that anyone on slashdot should. Regardless of the ethics, you should take the latter much more seriously if you're in the firing line.

    3. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Zironic · · Score: 1

      While theft implies illegal, illegal does not imply theft.

      Personally I'd just point out it's cheaper to buy the licences then get on the BSA's bad side.

    4. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by BeardsmoreA · · Score: 1

      Erm, is anyone saying it is or isn't? This isn't a debate about the ethics of software copyright, this is a question about making a sensible decision to safeguard career / legal compliance. So, yeah, I'd say troll/flamebait was fair enough.

      If it makes you feel better, as someone who makes a living writing code my personal view is that in both cases there is probably some justification for copyright as an entity, but that most legislation currently comes down too heavily in favour of the 'rights' holder. That applies equally to software and music. I think that's pretty much the prevailing view around here, give or take.

    5. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Draek · · Score: 1

      Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals? Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

      No, that means it's okay if it's just you, but you'd better worry about covering your own ass first if your company is doing it. Fighting insane copyright laws is no reason to take a bullet for either your boss or the previous admin.

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    6. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am totally against piracy, including the movie and music industry.

      My problem is that when I buy a DVD or an mp3, it is against the law for me to copy it for my own use (like backup or to transfer to a different device), not because of copyright law, but because of the DMCA in the US that prohibits "cracking" the encryption. I already paid for the stupid thing, why can't I use it in more than one place?

    7. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      but how is this different from pirating music?

      - You pay $15+ for a CD with one good song and 42 minutes of filler. Nobody pirates a copy of Windows just because they like Notepad and think the rest is trash.
      - You can't "hear" a copy of the software on the radio while you're driving to work, therefore setting up the argument that the product is already free, like you can with music.

      Philosophically one could argue until they're blue in the face about whether music should be free or more reasonably-priced, and in the end you can replace "music" with "software" and still have a somewhat coherent argument, but the rationales can and do differ.

    8. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, but the group that thinketh sees value in commercial use, but there's no value in personal use. Otherwise they'd have invented a retail mechanism, maybe called something like "shops", to sell to the person they might call the "consumer". What a crazy idea.

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    9. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pay $15+ for a CD with one good song and 42 minutes of filler. Nobody pirates a copy of Windows just because they like Notepad and think the rest is trash.

      Welcome to 2002, have you heard of this new thing called "iTunes"?

      Besides, if your albums have filler, start listening to better albums.

    10. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That's like comparing whether it's ok to J-walk across the street to whether it's ok to drive your car against traffic. One of them is a tiny little indiscretion in the grand scheme of things that just makes life a little more pleasant. The other could be a bloody terrible mess.

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    11. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no problem pirating music, and also have no issues with pirating software to a certain extent. With music I cannot stand seeing pop stars and other singers with $$$$$$ that they shouldn't have, in my mind they don't deserve it. I'll gladly pay for an obscure artist's music, however.

      With software I have one rule - if I can't afford it AND the use of it won't make me money, then i'll use it. For my field in engineering this often works out quite well for these companies, since I'll learn the software at home, and once I'm good with the software my company will have to buy a license for me to use it at work. Win win.

    12. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm bound to get modded a troll or flamebait or off-topic or something for this

      Or a karma-whore, but whatever.

      but how is this different from pirating music? /. group-think says it's not theft and trots out a whole bunch of other self-justification about the evil RIAA and so forth, because you're "not depriving anyone of something physical", etc. It's the same, right?

      Actually, the "group-think" here has fairly consistently argued that it's morally indefensible to make money off of pirated goods, which is what happens when they're used in a business setting. Combine that with the pro-FOSS viewpoint which is diametrically opposed to using illegally copied software, and it seems that either you're deeply confused or intentionally confusing the issue.

      Captcha goodness: obsolete

    13. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Vandilizer · · Score: 1

      I agree it is no different except in one small but important point.

      Software that is being used to make money (part or in a business setting) or in the case of a school used in a public setting is equivalent to someone reselling music or DVD's or doing a public broadcast of a show without the rights to do so.

      I think most of Slashdot would agree that this is illegal and morally wrong whether it is software or music.

      Now the other case which you are using referring to pirated music for individual does get ambiguous for both software and music. I would go as far to say even it is not looked upon generally and morally wrong. I most cases the companies in question realize it is not worth there time and these people are just customers in training.

      I will be the first to admit it, that when I was in school I pirated both software and music. Now I am in a business environment and for my self that I have the money to buy the software, I do pay for it. It also probably the only reason I insisted that the company I work for get a certain IDE instead of using eclipse and I have Photoshop instead of GIMP. I do love the FOSS alternative but they are just not the same.

    14. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two very large differences:

      1) Every person pirating music does not represent the loss of a sale. I support the artists I enjoy by buying their albums, but I think nothing of "pirating" an album to listen to during my commute to figure out if I enjoy the artist or not. If I don't, I delete the album - or not. Either way, the artist did not lose a sale, as I would never have bought that album.
      If you are using pirated CAD or office productivity software as a core part of your business, however, that is a lost sale. You can't make the argument that an engineering company doesn't need Solidworks, or that a photography company doesn't need Photoshop. If you're using the tool to make (or save) money in a business and not paying for the license, then you are stealing. I'm not in the business of listening to music, it's just something I like to do on occasion.

      2) Artists have multiple revenue streams, but selling software licenses is all software companies do. I will happily pay $80 twice a year to see a good band in concert, and likely buy a $20 t-shirt at one of them. To me, that makes the $20 album I "pirated" to see if they were worth watching live not a lost sale, but a marketing tool that netted the band $160.

    15. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by the_womble · · Score: 1

      I'm bound to get modded a troll or flamebait or off-topic or something for this, but how is this different from pirating music? /. group-think says it's not theft and trots out a whole bunch of other self-justification about the evil RIAA and so forth, because you're "not depriving anyone

      It is not theft.

      That does not mean it is a good idea. RTFA: his objections to pirated software are not moral, they are practical.

      Some posters have moral objections. I assume that they are the same people who have moral objections to pirating music.

    16. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mere fact to you are trying to link giving oneself a digital copy of a song and using proprietary software for commercial use without a legal license for it shows that you understand absolutely nothing about the matter.

      If a catchy pop song is "forced" on me by being played repeatedly on the radio and I download this song from a torrent site to listen to it myself it's supposed to be the same as pirating and illegally using someone else's work to make money? You're mad. Or worse, RIAA.

      Nothing to see here, move along.

      If you absolutely must compare this to music piracy, compare it to unlicensed *use* of music. Sampling or plainly copying without compensation to the original composer(s) are good examples. The record industry does this all the time and fights back whenever someone claims ownership, even with crystal clear evidence.

    17. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm bound to get modded a troll or flamebait or off-topic or something for this, but how is this different from pirating music?

      Interestingly, one difference is this is commercial copyright infringement instead of noncommercial. Up until we had crazy laws passed in the 70's, this would have been illegal whereas downloading songs for personal use would not have been.

      /. group-think says it's not theft and trots out a whole bunch of other self-justification about the evil RIAA and so forth, because you're "not depriving anyone of something physical", etc. It's the same, right?

      Well, since you used "groupthink" in your post, you're probably a troll. That said, neither is stealing, both are copyright infringement. Interestingly, depending on the software in use and the songs in question, some people justify it based upon whether or not the copyright holder is a criminal cartel or trust convicted of abuse and which donates lots of money to politicians in order to influence our laws. I'm not saying the actions of infringers are just any more than I'm saying the actions of the criminal trusts are. I'm just pointing out that there are differences.

      Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals? Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

      To some degree, yes. Part of copyright law is supposed to include the affect upon the market and commercial (a small company using it to profit) versus noncommercial (just you for private use) is a real difference and used to be a legal difference.

    18. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Muros · · Score: 1

      Nobody forces you to illegally download music. The OP is discussing the fact that his job will consist of not only doing something illegal, but of actually being the person officially responsible for said illegal activity.

    19. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by unkiereamus · · Score: 1
      Just a point, and it's not meant as a troll, thought it will probably read as one.

      The question doesn't actually address the issue of right or wrong, as close as it comes is:

      I don't install 'borrowed programs' in a production environment because I know that if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in."

      For that matter, vast majority of the replies do the same...only one sticks out in my mind as really addressing the ethics on a higher level than stage one (Avoidance of punishment) of Kohlberg's stages of moral development. (Which, incidentally, is what you expect to find in young children. [This would where the sounding like a troll comes in.].). The term CYA is a dead giveaway.

      You, for what it's worth, appear to be addressing the issue from somewhere around stage four (Obedience to authority.). The one reply that stuck out for me (And, of course, I can't find now.) seemed to be looking at it from stage 5 (Social contract.).

      Of course, I really can't say too much about this, since most of my ethical development was shaped by Heinlein's novels, leaving me with a basis in stage six (Universal principles) with a strong undercurrent of stage two (What's in it for me?)...or maybe that's the other way around.

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    20. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      There's a world of difference between pirating music for *personal enjoyment* and pirating music for profit/resale. Pirating software in a business environment is the latter.

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    21. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Vrallis · · Score: 1

      I'm bound to get modded a troll or flamebait or off-topic or something for this, but how is this different from pirating music? /.

      This is different because we're talking actual piracy here--theft in order to make a profit, in this case running a business on illegitimate software.

      Music 'piracy' is not 'piracy' unless you're making a profit off of it--burning and selling CDs or charging people for the MP3s. This is where every court case loses out in the end.

      If you bust a counterfeit CD ring, great, the law is against them--they are profiting off copying music.

      When you bust 12-year-old girl for downloading the Jonas Brothers CD, you're skating on the thin legal ice of crap like the DMCA and other RIAA-backed forays into law. That case just isn't piracy, no matter what RIAA wants to call it. She isn't making a profit off of it, and you can't prove any monetary loss by the music producers, as you can't prove she ever would have paid for the CD.

    22. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no problem pirating music, and also have no issues with pirating software to a certain extent. With music I cannot stand seeing pop stars and other singers with $$$$$$ that they shouldn't have, in my mind they don't deserve it. I'll gladly pay for an obscure artist's music, however.

      Do you have a set of criteria that you can share with us to qualify for your money?

      Why do you pirate their music?

    23. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this is the point in time where courts are going back and forth on the legality of it, and leaning towards "it's illegal". It's one thing to protest yourself, it's another to have your coworkers jobless (ie, your company gets hit by the BSA and going out of business) because of something you did or didn't do.

    24. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While one doesn't make the other OK, my hate of "big media" makes me WANT to turn a blind eye to their plight.

      And as far as software goes, I've stolen almost every release that's ever been available on the 'net...to learn it, have it on hand, or just...hoard it for God-knows-why?

      But presumably this guy's company isn't a smaller version of World Vision-- those fuckers are there to make money. If they *need* that software to make money efficiently, they'd better damn well be willing to pay for it.

      I've never run a pirated install for a user at work, and I never will. That just sucks.

    25. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by arikol · · Score: 1

      right you are.
      technically.

      Of course in a commercial environment some things change. If I am using any software or song (for sampling) in a professional manner other laws may apply, as well as more incentive for the copyright holders to hunt that infraction down.
      Anyone actually making money from their piracy, whether selling cds on a street corner, selling the music they produced in their pirated software or running Excel in the accounting department without a license (thus creating value for the company) is committing an extra crime in addition to that of merely copying.
      Even so, piracy is not theft in any sense of the word. Not morally, not legally.
      That doesn't make it good or right.

      Additionally, musicians income does not necessarily fall from piracy, they have another source of income (live venues) which may climb substantially if more people access their music. Software companies are generally rather bad at playing live gigs.

    26. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good thing i don't think any of it is theft, so at least i can be morally consistent, even if i'm not up to contemporary ethical standards.

    27. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly since this company is making money using unlicensed software.

      Which would be the equivalent of a radio station broadcasting music without paying the artist and RIAA. Thus actually depriving the artist of its due share of the money earned by the station.

      I believe there is a difference between commercial exploitation of a stolen intellectual property and filesharing.

      In one case there is a quantifiable financial damage and in the other case nothing but probable loss.

    28. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can one really draw a parallel between the software company/programmer and the record company/artist? Between the two, I believe that it's the musicians that aren't getting their fair piece.

    29. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by acheron12 · · Score: 1

      Companies usually have more cash than individuals and are therefore more attractive targets for legal action.

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    30. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by kyuubi42 · · Score: 1

      the difference is, with software, the lion's share of your purchase goes to the creator of that software, not a bunch of lawyers :P

      I believe most artists get something like 5-10% of each cd sale, with the riaa getting something like 60%.

      Musicians have and will always make their money through live perfomances.

    31. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals? Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

      Nope, it's not different, and it's completely ok to pirate software. Hell, I'm using a pirated copy of Visual Studio 2005 right now, though my copy of VMWare and Windows XP are legit. If we had it my way, we would've pirated XP as well (well, we would've chosen not use .Net or any MS product to begin with). Fuck Microsoft, they don't deserve a dollar of what this company generates.

      The only problem with pirating software is when you get caught.

    32. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals? Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

      It's about people making money from the work of others.

      Most people who are music piracy advocates are not going around making CD's and selling those copies to other people. Yes, there are a few, but I'm talking about the vast majority.
      In addition, most of those people never would have bought most of the music/movies they pirate. Again, there are a few exceptions, but the overwhelming majority of pirated songs/movies did not cost anyone anything in terms of lost revenue or profit.

      Now look at a business, and yes I include people who run Karaoke in bars as a business. They usually RELY on that software to function (or music, movies depending on the business). In the cases where their business does not wholly rely on that specific product, chances are that using it saves them time/effort, etc. which means... it saves them money. So they are actively profiting from the work of others. They ARE depriving someone of money they otherwise would have had.
      For example, consider a company that uses a brand-name software app. Let's even assume there is FOSS that does the exact same thing. This company is depriving the software maker of profit because they have to use it to function. OK so they could switch to FOSS- but they would have to pay someone for that work, so they are depriving that person of pay.

      Making sense yet?

      Most people, even before the internet, had absolutely NO MORAL PROBLEM recording some songs from the radio & making a "mix" tape. But they DID have a problem with people making those tapes and then selling them.

      I'm not throwing my support behind piracy, let me make that clear. I have no problem with the RIAA, etc. defending their material, but their methods are what piss me off.

      You said:

      this is illegal.*

      * Just like music piracy. Even if you want to claim it's not theft.

      Again, you need to educate yourself on the laws. "Piracy" IS NOT ILLEGAL. It might be violating someone's copyright, but that is a CIVIL matter, not a LEGAL matter.

      For example:
      Let's say I draw a picture, and copyright it. I can them put it online for people to view. Now maybe I care if they give it away, and maybe I don't. Even if I don't want the picture distributed, if someone does give it out they will never be prosecuted by the courts unless I bring the action, the cops cannot arrest them because they didn't break a law- they violated MY copyright.

    33. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not same.

      With music, alot of the people that download a pirated copy were never going to actually buy a copy of it in the first place. That's the crux of the argument, not that you're "not depriving anyone of something physical." (also, note that this has nothing to do with whether it's legal or not, in other words, this is not a justification for downloading pirated music)

      A company *needs* that software to get stuff done. (yeah, I know, FOSS alternatives, etc, but we all know that sometimes arguments for using FOSS falls on deaf ears) That's the difference. Pirating CS4 to just mess around with it at home is one thing, but using it to do paid work? That's a bigger thing (and again, both are illegal, not making money off of pirated software doesn't make it ok)

    34. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by photozz · · Score: 1

      Music is typically pirated for personal use and enjoyment.

      Software in this case, is pirated to avoid paying licenses for something you use to make money. Office and PhotoShop are used to run a for-profit venture.

      This is not information wanting to be free, this is the same as someone stealing tools from a work site or a ladder from someones backyard.

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    35. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you that both are cases of infringement (it IS important to distinguish infringement from theft because they are two different activities with different consequences).

      I think the issue with the RIAA is that a group of large companies with almost unlimited resources is going after individuals with VERY limited resources. This situation is slightly more balanced in the sense that it is company vs. company. A company getting sued is much less likely to ruin an individual's life. A company is also more likely to be capable of defending itself. If the BSA does go after a company for illegal software and wins its case, it is highly likely that the company did in fact have illegal software. If the RIAA goes after an individual, its much less certain since the individual's only real choice is to settle (since they can not realistically defend themselves).

    36. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not morally wrong, but that doesn't get your nuts off the chopping block for it.

    37. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals?

      Yes. The difference is making a profit off of un-licensed content.

      Music Example:

      - I legally purchase a song
      - I burn the song to 3 cd's.
      - I give one cd each to my sister, brother, and mom.
      - This scenario is fair-use.

      Taking those same cd's and selling them to 300 people, is not fair use any more.

    38. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by TeamGracie · · Score: 1

      Same Same. One of these days it will no longer be en vogue to steal music. (Dang that scarf that I can't afford sure looks cool! /snatch). This period will probably arrive at the same time its not en vogue to be a dbag to total strangers on the internet.

    39. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by dwpro · · Score: 1

      You have a point, though I would reiterate, it isn't theft, in either case. If YOU want to claim it IS theft, you are wrong.

      Pirating software in this case is for profit and pirating music is typically done for personal use, which is an important distinction, legally if not morally. Doesn't make it right (IMHO), but it does make it different.

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    40. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it different in this case because it's a small company doing it rather than a whole bunch of individuals? Does that mean it's okay if it's just me, but wrong if my company is doing it?

      The degree of wrongness (lol) is higher in the case of a business pirating software because the business is doing it for financial gain. Even if the business isn't reselling copies of the pirated software, it's still making making money off it.

      I should say that, I don't really have a problem with individuals making copies of *anything* (music or software) for personal use. I *do* have a problem with businesses (or individuals acting as or on the behalf of a business) making copies. I don't think people should make money off of a creation while at the same time depriving the creator of whatever payment he/she would want.

      I don't see how individuals sharing music or software without financial gain hurts anyone.

    41. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. The difference is personal or business use. You examples are no where near the same.

      I download music for personal use, I enjoy it. I may buy it, I may not. I may go to a concert, I may not. I share it with friends who may enjoy it and may or may not spend money on it.

      I download a music cd and burn my own discs and start selling them to people at or below retail cost, now I'm making money with someone else product and that is wrong. Those are actual losses for the music industry as the money coming to me should and would have gone to them.

      It's the same for business licenses. I buy or download 1 copy of office and install it on 100 machines, I'm have 100 machines making money (directly or indirectly) from the works of someone else and they need to be paid for that.

    42. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      The difference is that when you pirate music, you are doing it for your own personal entertainment. When a business pirates software, they are basically using it commercially to generate profits. If I had written a software package and someone else was using it to earn money, and weren't paying me anything for spending my time developing and supporting the software, I'd be pretty upset. Same way if I wrote and recorded a song, and some random stranger downloaded and listened to it without paying me, I wouldn't mind so much. Bit if I wrote and recorded a song and someone started using it to earn money, I would be very annoyed since I did all the work and they got all the profits.

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    43. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some cases the argument is that they would otherwise not pay for the music anyway. In this case they are going to use that software one way or the other unless they go OSS.

    44. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its very different to music theft (or radio on demand as I call it), because money is already involved. The business would be using their pirated software to make profit.
      Generally, no-one makes profit from listening to the MP3 they just downloaded. So no, I dont think its the same at all.

    45. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Wikipedia:

      In English law, theft was codified into a statutory offence in the Theft Act 1968 which defines it as:

              "A person is guilty of theft, if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it". (Section 1)

    46. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Music downloaded for personal use is not for profit. This makes it completely different from pirating software for business.

      We all know pirating music and making CD's (or whatever) to resell is much worse than getting U2's latest album for your iPod. The same applies here; when using pirated softwares in a profit making company, the powers-that-be are going to come down hard on you.

      The suggestion above that says ask the Accounts Dept. for license receipts is the route I'd go.

    47. Re:Same as you deal with pirated music by dmneoblade · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't remember going to an "Adobe and the Photoshops" concert, and buying a few t-shirts and beers while I was there. So, even if I ripped-off a few disks (CS2 was a GREAT album), I can still show the band direct support at a concert.

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  33. Tell mgmt or run by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

    You have to tell mgmt what is going on and tell them they need to purchase licensees. If they don't, they are liable for all sorts of headaches. If they don't want to believe you, then ask them to talk to your lawyers.

    Under no circumstances should you continue to support or install pirated software. That puts you at legal risk and you can't CYA with a letter stating that mgmt is OK with breaking the law. If you do it, then you are liable.

    If mgmt doesn't want to pay for licenses. Leave. Cause if they get caught, you will be the one to pay the price as the IT manager.

    1. Re:Tell mgmt or run by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      If mgmt doesn't want to pay for licenses. Leave.

      You should sic the BSA on them after you leave. If there is a CYA letter from management, send that to the BSA guys as well. Enjoy the results. If management tries to finger you, point out that: (a) you raised the concern to management and was told to stuff it, and (b) you were the informant to the BSA.

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  34. steps by capoccia · · Score: 1

    first step should be cataloging what you have: properly documented license, cracked/definitely illegal and uncertain legality (owner claims it's legal but can't find the license or the purchase receipt). everything without a properly documented license should be elevated along the proper management chain, but you should probably treat the uncertain legality cases different than the definitely illegal. maybe for the uncertain cases, you should give a deadline to produce proper documentation or some signed letter from the appropriate level of management that the software is legal even though they can't document it.

  35. Piracy by ledow · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ask for an indemnity in writing from your employer saying that everything they use is legitimate and legal. If they refuse to provide it, you *have* to go somewhere else, because they will blame YOU when they are reported for it (in actual fact, walking and reporting them yourself wouldn't be too bad an idea if you don't want to be party to the charges, plus it covers you if they decide to pin it on you as you walk out the door). If they provide an indemnity (which they won't, but keep reading), you have a piece of paper that says you were assured it was all genuine. The person who signed it gets the blame.

    What *will* happen, if you do it right, is that when they are asked to sign a bit of paper, they will get incredibly stroppy and either get rid of you in time anyway (and you should be LONG GONE by then, if that's the case), or they will wake up and say "Okay, well, I suppose we have to do something about that, then", even if they end up hating you. It's nice earning money, and all, but they don't care about you so when the penny drops and someone does come in and audit you, at least you won't get caught up it in - short term unemployment versus police record for failing to do your job legally.

    And, I *have* done this exact thing to my employers, in order to ensure that they are, and that they stay compliant with the law. Fortunately, it was somewhere where they did have all the right licenses, but were just careless about recording them - they actually bought 10% more than they needed most of the time because they knew their record-keeping was poor. They were able to chase up 99% of the licenses, or get the seller to put it in writing, or similar, and a few extra licenses they either bought or didn't care about (because they weren't using them any more). The legitimate companies will see it as an hassle, but they will happily do it if it means legal compliance. If your place won't do this, you have to ask what *else* they are doing... Not enough money in the pension fund? Spying on staff? Fiddling the accounts? Mis-selling? Sending out false references about their ex-staff? Who knows?

    1. Re:Piracy by JerBear0 · · Score: 1

      "Not enough money in the pension fund?"

      What's a pension fund?

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  36. Not Redundant. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    (Parent had the second post, mods. NOT redundant.)

    The OSS thing is something that I hear a lot, and I have a certain amount of sympathy for...I use a lot of OSS myself, and my primary skillz are of the *nix variety. Where it fits, you should absolutely put it in. You might be able to ditch your windows servers, and remove part of your headache at least.

    But it's really unlikely you'll be able to convince people to give up their desktop apps, especially once they've had time to learn them. Licenses there will have to be obtained, or not as the case may be.

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    1. Re:Not Redundant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Parent had the second post, mods. NOT redundant.)

      Shh, you'll only confuse and infuriate them.

  37. users... by pootypeople · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Try telling a user who has had a pirated application on their computer you can't provide it -- that's no fun at all. They've gotten used to using it and most won't accept another program in its place. Even worse you'll get nonsensical crap about free/open-source software not providing appropriate output.

    And management isn't always helpful. You'd think telling them "you are breaking license agreements and exposing yourself to legal liability" would be enough, but sometimes that isn't enough. At least in this case you have someone (old fake IT guy) to blame -- that's more or less all you can do.

    And let me chime in on the ZOMG install FOSS tip -- this is a great opportunity. You've already got a tailor-made excuse. "X user is using X software and we do not have a license. We can either pay X dollars for a license or use this freely available alternative that will provide the same functionality." In this economic climate, they won't even consider the pay software in most cases.

    1. Re:users... by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 1

      And let me chime in on the ZOMG install FOSS tip -- this is a great opportunity. You've already got a tailor-made excuse. "X user is using X software and we do not have a license. We can either pay X dollars for a license or use this freely available alternative that will provide the same functionality." In this economic climate, they won't even consider the pay software in most cases.

      "Photoshop user is using Photoshop software and we do not have a license. We can either pay Photoshop dollars for a license or use this freely available alternative that will provide the same functionality."

      "Joe Blow user is using Joe Bloe software and we do not have a license. We can either pay Joe Blow dollars for a license or use this freely available alternative that will provide the same functionality."

      "700 user is using 700 software and we do not have a license. We can either pay 700 dollars for a license or use this freely available alternative that will provide the same functionality."

      These equations make no sense!

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    2. Re:users... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Try telling a user who has had a pirated application on their computer you can't provide it -- that's no fun at all. They've gotten used to using it and most won't accept another program in its place. Even worse you'll get nonsensical crap about free/open-source software not providing appropriate output.

      And management isn't always helpful. You'd think telling them "you are breaking license agreements and exposing yourself to legal liability" would be enough, but sometimes that isn't enough. At least in this case you have someone (old fake IT guy) to blame -- that's more or less all you can do.

      Users

      In this scenario I find it best to treat them as children if they cant accept FOSS.
      User: but I need photoshop (child: I need a lolly)
      Me: (in my best parent voice) No you dont need photoshop, paint will do.
      U: but the old IT guy... (C: but daddy let me do it)
      M: He's not here is he?
      U: open source isnt good enough.
      M: then paint will do/tough because that's all you're going to get.

      If they still insist on buggering about then I simply elevate it. Let my manager deal with it, baring that I present their manager/dept head with a bill for the software license.

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  38. I refused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I refused to install pirated copies of Word Perfect, etc on clone PCs we sold in the 80's-90's,

    I got fired.

    But frankly I'd do it again.

  39. Common Problem by geekmansworld · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a totally unsurprising situation to find at many small businesses. When a business consists of just a handful of people, it is cost prohibitive to actually BUY software.

    There is a point, however, that a business has to bite the bullet and "go legit". At certain sizes, businesses show up on Microsoft's anti-piracy radar, and your business can find itself on the receiving end of a software audit. At that point, the business will be liable for not only the costs of any software installed but also fines.

    This is a good way to present the situation to your bosses: It's a matter of cost-benefit analysis.

    1. Re:Common Problem by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Isn't the "legit point" when they decide to expand from 3-4 people to 8-10? The only office I have personal experience with went totally legit when they went from boss + intern + 2 employees to boss + 2 partners + 2 interns + 4 employees. They had to buy so many new computers anyway that they used it as an opportunity to upgrade everybody, and picked up Office Small Business along the way for chicken feed. (Their most expensive app was a large proprietary beast that they were already legit on, so the pain was minimized.)

    2. Re:Common Problem by geekmansworld · · Score: 1

      Yup.

  40. Don't ask, don't tell by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    Here is my policy : Don't ask, don't tell, but be sure that you got your ass covered by not being responsible of software installations (don't put your name as the user in the installs).

    However, whenever possible, use OSS software. And when asked why you use Blender or Open Office instead of the standard installation everyone uses in the burrowed shared directory of the obscure internal server, answer, simply, as if it were non important and self-evident "well, it is the legal way". Observe and savor the uncomfortable silence after that, go back to the meeting's main subject. Observe after that, in the next days, your colleagues coming discreetly to you, asking where they can get this legal alternative.

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  41. My company does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company does this, much to my annoyance. Every single copy of Windows we have either came with the computer we bought, or is a pirated copy. Every single copy of Microsoft Office we have is pirated. The IT shop we contact to gives us even more pirated software, such as a pirated copy of Norton Anti-Virus, a pirated copy of Adobe PDF creator, etc. All of this software is pirated without a second thought to the moral and legal issues.

    Keep in mind I'm not in the USA; I'm an ex-pat living in Mexico. I don't think people would be this flagrant about it up in the states; the only time this would be an issue is if some corrupt bureaucrat wants to use it as an excuse to get a bribe from us.

    The issue is that I can't update the software with security updates; the other issue (which I know isn't something popular with some in the Slashdot crowd) is that it goes against my sense of morals to use software without compensating people who did the hard work to make, and test, and add polish to the software in question.

    The year a fool-proof way to stop all software piracy is implemented will be the year of the Linux desktop.

    And yes, the copy of Windows XP on my machine is illegal (I bought a Linux laptop and later on decided to put Windows on it), but I plan on fixing that this summer when I go back to the US to visit my family. And, yes, I do want to get back to the states, but in this economy it's nay-to-impossible to get a decent job.

  42. Write a report by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Document all of the unlicensed software and the cost of buying licenses. Include the cost of alternatives (F/OSS or proprietary, where appropriate) when they are cheaper. Present copies of this to management, and ideally lodge a copy with a lawyer in case management ignores it and later claims never to have seen it.

    Above all, try to be constructive. Don't just say 'we need to spend $n'. Say 'we currently have $n of liability, we can reduce this to $0 by spending $m and migrating these systems to these products'.

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  43. Seems obvious by ndunnuck · · Score: 1
    You have two choices:

    1) Get yourself an executive champion - someone with authority who understands the potential liability of deploying pirated software. Offer to audit and document all the company software, including applications that people need/use without a license. Work together with management to develop a strategy from there. BTW, this is great for your resume.

    2) Quit. If your moral scruples are in jeopardy, explain to your management chain that you can't work in an environment that is exposed to these legal liabilities. Either they'll change or they won't

    Most importantly, don't be a wuss. Lay it out straight for people, level the threat of resignation if it gets to that, and be prepared to follow through. There's nothing worse than that guy who bluffed about quitting and got called out.

  44. Seems pretty clear cut by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    There aren't a lot of options - you have to be up front about it. When someone complains because you tell them "we don't have a license", tell them matter-of-factly that the copies on the company computers appear to be illegal/pirated. Explain to them what kind of trouble the company could get into regarding this.

    But first - go to the boss IMMEDIATELY, and make sure he/she understands the kind of trouble this could cause.

    If there are legitimate, usable open-source applications that'll do the job well (not half-arsed), why not have some of the employees try them out (after you've become familiar with the software, of course)?

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  45. Come clean, forcefully if needed by ThePyro · · Score: 1

    As the 'IT Guy' it is your responsibility to make sure all the machines you manage are properly licensed. Any software that is used for the business is your responsibility, and you're likely to take the blame if someone reports the unlicensed software to a vendor.

    I recommend that you immediately inform management of the problem. If they are hesitant to buy proper licenses, inform them that you need to start uninstalling the unlicensed software (and be sure to follow through on this if you have to). That will help motivate them to do the right thing.

    Do not leave yourself in a position in which you might end up being the scapegoat, especially if management is aware of the problem and complicit. This sort of thing could potentially ruin your career. While it may cost you your job if you do the right thing, at least there won't be a black mark on your record that could harm your entire career.

  46. This is not your issue. by awjr · · Score: 1

    Simply put, you arrived into a company and have determined they are using software illegally. The buck stops with the director of the company.

    1) Inform director/upper management of the situation in writing explaining the seriousness of the issue (i.e. Fines, Prison etc.).
    2) Perform a software audit.
    3) Present findings to the upper management.
    4) Buy required software licences.

    If budget is an issue, then suggest ways to mitigate costs (e.g. Move everyone to Open Office)

    As long as you legally cover yourself, it is not your responsibility. The responsibility is with the company director/board.

  47. Been there...done that... by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your first step is to dig through all of the documentation you have to find any and all software purchases. This included going through the previous guy's email (hopefully it's still available) and digging out the license cards from those boxes stashed in the corner. If you are lucky, someone in accounting can start pulling invoices from you. Also, go to the resellers your company has been using to see if they can pull a purchase history or license report (CDW is great for this). Don't forget to try sites like Microsoft's eOpen (eopen.microsoft.com) or Adobe's license site (licensing.adobe.com).

    The next step is to audit your workstations and servers to see exactly what commercial software they are running. Try to match that up with what documentation you found to start with. My rule of thumb is that if I don't have a PO/invoice, license key or box, then I don't own the software. Then go and get quotes from your favorite reseller to see what the costs are to "true-up".

    Take all of this to your manager (or the owner) and show them the situation. Be sure to explain the consequences of not licensing the software you are using, and leave the decision up to him whether to true-up, stop using the software, or use it unlicensed. I would personally document this meeting just to cover your own ass, especially if the last option is chosen.

    In order to prevent this situation in the future, make sure all software purchases come through your department. Then keep all license documentation in a single physical or electronic location. Be prepared to dig your heels in when someone tries to bypass IT to install illegal/unlicense software.

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  48. BSA by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know that if the BSA got wind of this, it would all fall on me when they stormed in.

    They can't. They love to pretend they can, or they try to strongarm people into letting them do surveys. It's all just evidence gathering for when they sue you later, or use it to extort you into paying massive fines.

    If they show up, tell reception not to let them past the waiting room. Call the cops IMMEDIATELY if they won't follow your instructions or requests (your business is private property.) Fetch the highest person in the company, preferably an officer, and tell them the BSA has no legal ability to search without a warrant or court order (which requires a lawsuit) and they need to shoo them away. The BSA should get nothing but the phone number of your lawyer.

    Now, on the second part of your question: what to do? It's very simple. Ask your boss. Explain the risk. Include some sort of plan for inventorying and an estimate of how long it'll take. OCS Inventory is a pretty good way to do this if you have more than a dozen or so systems. Possibly include some (qualified) estimates of what it is going to cost to come back in line (remember there are significant volume discounts for things like Office) based on what you've seen before; stick to the facts. Include alternatives such as OpenOffice, but don't get too crazy (ie, don't list "convert to linux" for unlicensed servers as $cost_of_MS_Server in "savings"...factor in some healthy labor estimates AND you have the time to take on such tasks. Don't forget that there is opportunity cost too.)

    Lastly: you need to make sure you have BOTH purchase records (receipts/packing slips) and the license files (ie those thingies with the holograms and barcodes) for EVERY PIECE OF SOFTWARE YOU HAVE. The company accountants / office manager can help with part of that. It's going to mean going through a lot of boxes- get a big filing cabinet. If you get any electronically, PRINT THEM IMMEDIATELY, and keep them in a safe place.

    1. Re:BSA by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Yep. The BSA exists for no reason other than to gather evidence to squeeze you for more money.

      I could care less whether Microsoft thinks I should keep a certificate on file - if I buy software, I buy software. It's MINE.

      Most companies usually do keep the records, and other companies either don't or overinstall beyond their licenses... doesn't matter. I feel no obligation to keep records to make the BSA's life easier.

      The whole, "Prove you're innocent or we'll sue you" bit stinks of shake down, and they can go to hell.

    2. Re:BSA by RockMFR · · Score: 3, Funny

      You shouldn't even let the Boy Scouts of America into the building. Only let girl scouts in, and that's only if they bring Samoas.

    3. Re:BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telling the BSA people to shove off just means they come back demanding the same exact things in 1-2 hours, with a constable at their side and a motion of discovery in their hands with the ink.

    4. Re:BSA by east+coast · · Score: 1

      The whole, "Prove you're innocent or we'll sue you" bit stinks of shake down

      While I agree with you the legal system pretty much doesn't. When it comes down to civil cases, as a defendant, it's practically your job to prove your innocence. It stinks but it's the truth. Just go ask OJ... He was found not guilty of murder and sued successfully for wrongful death.

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    5. Re:BSA by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Only let girl scouts in, and that's only if they bring Samoas.

      What, you mean Eastern and Western Samoa?

      Or did you mean s'mores?

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    6. Re:BSA by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      All depends on EULA compliance and your jurisdiction.

      *If* the EULA is found binding, you will be on the hook for the audit at your expense. Those expenses would include the court costs. Read the Microsoft EULA, ok?

      Basically, it isn't worth (typically) trying. Say "Uncle" and get on with it. Or do what Ball did, and say "fuck you" -- but note that even Ball paid! THEN went to F/OSS.

      http://news.cnet.com/2008-1082_3-5065859.html

      Ball settled for 65,000, and 35,000 in legal fees. Most companies just settle.

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    7. Re:BSA by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Good. Why make it any easier for them by letting them find those things willingly? They're already trying to audit you; there is no happy ending.

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    8. Re:BSA by eht · · Score: 1
    9. Re:BSA by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't even let the Boy Scouts of America into the building. Only let girl scouts in, and that's only if they bring thin mints.

      Fixed.

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    10. Re:BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:BSA by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Lastly: you need to make sure you have BOTH purchase records (receipts/packing slips) and the license files (ie those thingies with the holograms and barcodes) for EVERY PIECE OF SOFTWARE YOU HAVE.

      BINGO! dont have both? they can nail you for a violation. They make their own rules in this, and they are incredibly vague.

      BSA audit is HELL. Treat one as if the feds are raiding your home. CLEAN it all up the right way the SECOND AFTER you get a call from them.

      Hell clean it up now. dont wait.

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    12. Re:BSA by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Yum, my arteries went "clang" browsing that site. :)

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    13. Re:BSA by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have Thin Mints. :)

    14. Re:BSA by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 1

      Now, on the second part of your question: what to do? It's very simple. Ask your boss. Explain the risk. Include some sort of plan for inventorying and an estimate of how long it'll take. OCS Inventory is a pretty good way to do this if you have more than a dozen or so systems. Possibly include some (qualified) estimates of what it is going to cost to come back in line (remember there are significant volume discounts for things like Office) based on what you've seen before; stick to the facts. Include alternatives such as OpenOffice, but don't get too crazy (ie, don't list "convert to linux" for unlicensed servers as $cost_of_MS_Server in "savings"...factor in some healthy labor estimates AND you have the time to take on such tasks. Don't forget that there is opportunity cost too.)

      Where I'm working now we're in a similar situation. They got rid of the old IT manager. Me and another guy got hired here. We have basically spent the last 2 years cleaning up and catching up.

      What we did in the first 3 months was
        1) gather inventory.
        2) Have a meeting with the execs at the company and laid out where we stand and how we can fix it in the next 2-3 years and how much it would cost.
        3) We deployed FOSS for the easily replaceable stuff. Like 7-Zip for Winzip, Fillzilla for whatever FTP, PDF Creator instead of Acrobat.
        4) We made a list of outstanding licenses and went to the vendors (MS, Adobe, etc) and told them the situation and negotiated terms for paying for the licenses over 3 years. (we bought 50% of the licenses this year and committed to buying another 25% each of the next 2 years).

      Vendors would rather have you buy their software and have a solid relationship with you than suing you for the licenses. Which would cost more than it's worth and they don't have the resources to sue everyone. I have found, over the years, that as long as you remain 75% licensed and make an effort every year to catch up, they're happy.

    15. Re:BSA by up2ng · · Score: 1

      F all of you, they need to have Tagalongs !

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    16. Re:BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only let girl scouts in, and that's only if they bring Samoas.

      What, you mean Eastern and Western Samoa?

      Or did you mean s'mores?

      No, he means Samoas, the second highest selling Girl Scout cookies behind Thin Mints. And the best tasting, in my opinion.

    17. Re:BSA by legirons · · Score: 1

      If they [BSA] show up, tell reception not to let them past the waiting room. Call the cops IMMEDIATELY if they won't follow your instructions or requests (your business is private property.) Fetch the highest person in the company, preferably an officer, and tell them the BSA has no legal ability to search without a warrant or court order (which requires a lawsuit) and they need to shoo them away. The BSA should get nothing but the phone number of your lawyer.

      Uhh, did't your users agree on behalf of the company to allow audits and access to your computers/offices when they clicked yes to the EULA and thus formed a contract with the software vendor?

    18. Re:BSA by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      If they show up, tell reception not to let them past the waiting room. Call the cops IMMEDIATELY if they won't follow your instructions or requests (your business is private property.) Fetch the highest person in the company, preferably an officer, and tell them the BSA has no legal ability to search without a warrant or court order (which requires a lawsuit) and they need to shoo them away. The BSA should get nothing but the phone number of your lawyer.

      VERY bad advice. Take it from this lawyer. First, if you are a company of any size your volume licensing agreement allows them to do these audits, and you can be liable in damages for breach of contract for turning them away. But second, and MUCH more to the point, if you shoo them away THEY CAN AND WILL come back with United States Marshalls and confiscate every computer in the place. You won't even hear of their suit before this happens.

      You may turn them away if they appear first without any reasonable notice, but the first order of business is to CALL YOUR LAWYER. Then make damned sure your software audit is DONE BY A LAWYER WITH SYSTEMS EXPERTISE (they exist) so the results are protected as Attorney Work Product and not DISCOVERABLE BY THE BSA. Remember, *anyone* in the company can be deposed, whether he / she worked under the direction of an attorney or not.

      Step carefully. The BSA has fangs and loves to bite hard and drink LOTS of cash.

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    19. Re:BSA by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      You may turn them away if they appear first without any reasonable notice...

      Your 1st paragraph was a bit on the FUDddy side but here you get a bit more rational.

      The point the OP was making is that the BSA are not some group of cops who can come into your building at a whim and search the place. They may indeed have an arrangement via EULAs that can allow them to do some things. But saying it's bad advice to not let them storm your place of business is kinda silly.

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    20. Re:BSA by Eric+in+SF · · Score: 1

      If they show up, tell reception not to let them past the waiting room. Call the cops IMMEDIATELY if they won't follow your instructions or requests (your business is private property.) Fetch the highest person in the company, preferably an officer, and tell them the BSA has no legal ability to search without a warrant or court order (which requires a lawsuit) and they need to shoo them away. The BSA should get nothing but the phone number of your lawyer.

      Wrong answer. What will happen in about 4 hours, give or take, is armed US Marshalls arrive at your door with a search warrant. They will proceed to remove every single computer and you probably will never get them back. I'm lazy but do some googling - a linux shop did exactly what you recommended and the company was destroyed by seizure of their computers a few hours later.

    21. Re:BSA by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      First, if you are a company of any size your volume licensing agreement allows them to do these audits, and you can be liable in damages for breach of contract

      Considering contracts, or parts of contracts are voided all the time, I wouldn't say this as 100% no-alternative.

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    22. Re:BSA by GeekZilla · · Score: 1

      Thank you for explaining that so eloquently! Why is everyone so freakin' afraid of the BSA? They have no authority to come in and do a survey. Some of these CEO's and IT Admins need to grow a set of balls. Where did I put my mod points?

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    23. Re:BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...aren't the BSA accompanied by armed US Marshalls? They were when they went to the Music Man plant. If you use any of their software, I'm under the impression that you've agreed to the licence, which allows them to audit you. Am I misinformed?

    24. Re:BSA by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Uhh, did't your users agree on behalf of the company to allow audits and access to your computers/offices when they clicked yes to the EULA and thus formed a contract with the software vendor?

      Not if they are all pirated.

    25. Re:BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your advise is wrong. The BSA do not turn up on your doorstep expecting to do a search of your premises and audit your IT, and if they do you can be 100% certain they will do so with the police and/or warrants in tow. The BSA will make dated request in writing to your organisation giving you a time limit to do an audit which they then backup with litigation. Generally if you get such a request you are nearly always better off cooperating and being as open as possible. Stone walling, calling in lawyers as your first response is just going to make them look at you more closely.

    26. Re:BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he is right, it is incredibly bad advise. The BSA despite all of us despising them are smart enough to know exactly what there legal options are and if they turn up on your door you can bet it will be with lawyers and/or the necessary authority to do what they require. You would actually be in an awesomely good legal position if they do something beyond the law as it can invalidate any evidence they collect.

      better advise is Call your lawyers immediately, but cooperate with them fully.

    27. Re:BSA by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      I'm lazy but do some googling - a linux shop did exactly what you recommended and the company was destroyed by seizure of their computers a few hours later.

      I did some googling, and I was unable to find specific mention of a Linux shop that was raided by the BSA. What I did find was several articles about Ernie Ball being raided by the BSA. After they were raided, they switched to using OSS. They were shut down for a day, but they did not go out of business.

      I would be interested in knowing which company you are referring to.

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    28. Re:BSA by Eric+in+SF · · Score: 1

      I did some googling myself and didn't come up with anything. It's out there. It was a small company, 100% linux shop, that was turned in by a disgruntled employee and the CEO hated the BSA. CEO refused entry for a voluntary audit and the BSA had US Marshalls arrive within 4 hours and took every computer. He never got them back. I'll keep digging and maybe you'll find something too.

    29. Re:BSA by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      It's all good advice, of course, there's no reason to let them search the place out of the kindness of your heart.

      But it still needs to be said that once they actually do sue you, all of your licenses are going to be subpoenaed anyway. Kicking them out the door will give you a couple of days to get your defense in order, but it's not a substitute for actually owning the licenses.

    30. Re:BSA by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      The problem is that once they do sue you, you will need those records to prove your innocence. Not having them is pretty much going to be the end of your legal defense.

      Yeah, it's a shakedown. But the only real way to avoid it is to have your licenses in order. I mean, if they show up, tell 'em where to shove it. But then when they sue you, you're going to need every bit of written proof that you have that you actually own the software, and if you have a solid case then you can probably counter-sue for court costs (I think, but IANAL).

  49. Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually ran into a similar situation when I started at my job. The bad thing was they had just got audited by the BSA and got hit with over $100k worth of fines, so when I came aboard they had most of the licenses caught up. Now when I tell the CFO we have to purchase an additional license each time we hire a new employee or whatever, he doesn't give me to much crap. Its still hard though with issues like this, small companies see a new computer for $400-$500 and then see $1500 worth of licenses such as Office Pro, Adobe Acrobat, and our management software license. (Not to mention $1000+ for AutoCAD. I would stress to make sure you get up-to-date with licenses and maybe even pull some BSA audits examples and stress the point of being under compliance with BSA. If you have proof that you made a strong effort to get under compliance and the CFO or whomever didn't see this necessary, then you can always go back and show that you tried. I have come under situations where people try to get me to load the software for "a short time" or "while I'm taking a class on it" but either way, you have to get the license. As an IT professional, you have to make the right decision each time you load the software and make sure that you are under compliance with BSA. It sucks but you need to make sure the higher ups know that this is a serious matter.

    Another thing I try when people want me to load something for a home computer or whatever. I just tell them about OpenOffice. For most home users or even small businesses, this can fill the void of office. If your working in an environment like mine (people are not every computer literate) they might not even notice that its OpenOffice.

    On the last note: The IT Manager before me that got audited fell into the same situation as you, he loaded software without licenses. He tried to get licenses but his manager just said get the computer up and running and we will get the licenses later. Then when the crap hit the fan the president went after him, and he tried to show all the e-mails and other letters showing that he tried getting the licenses. Either way the president is going to pin the blame on you, so make sure your protected, and do the right thing.

  50. Get it to Management by cycler · · Score: 0

    As many will point out, you have to get it to the top.

    No CEO would like to be in power when BSA knocks on the door.
    Also explain that the cost of software should be in the business plan of the company.

    Don't trash talk the former guy since he could still be a friend of someone in Management but do explain what the person did wrong and how much it will cost to repair his mistakes.

    /C
     

  51. Let me add to what others have said by KGBear · · Score: 1

    Replace with FOSS. No, really. I've done this, literally, hundreds of times when I was consulting. This is what I suggest:

    - Do your homework. Inventory all the software in use, figure out how much it would cost to legitimize it.

    - Do your homework. Write a plan to implement FOSS solutions. Figure out what can be replaced and what can't. Maximize productivity, try to go with drop-in replacements when possible, try to avoid retraining costs if possible.

    - Go to the higher-ups with both homeworks. Give them the options. Don't be a rabid supporter of FOSS, don't be a MS yes man. Explain that the third way, keeping things as they are, is a huge potential risk. It's not hard to find information online about companies that have been audited and had to settle for all their illegal software.

    - If you manage to sell the project, be thorough and plan ahead (or hire someone like me as a consultant).

    Do this right and you'll be a hero. But be careful, do this wrong and you're out of a job... Great opportunity comes with great risk usually.

  52. Prison time by spd1001 · · Score: 1

    If you seriously want to continue in this job, do some research. If you're in the UK the directors of the company are liable for up to two years in jail for pirating software. I'm not suggesting that you put them there, but in my experience it tends to focus their minds in a quite amazing way...

  53. Another problem you wouldn't deal with by Peaker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you had used strictly free (libre) software only.

  54. Audit first, go from there by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get a concise audit of the software your company has installed, where it's installed, and just how much pirated software you're dealing with. http://www.open-audit.org/ does a serviceable job of software & hardware inventory, but really anything that connects to the WMI for inventory purposes should be able to tell you what license keys are in use. If you're in a small shop then XAMPP + OpenAudit will give you all the information you need in less than an hour from the time you start installing XAMPP.

    Get your ducks in a row before you start making moves. You want to able to say "we have X copies of Office, Y installations for Win2k3, and Z copies of Photoshop installed against A,B, and C legitimate, verifiable licenses purchased. It'll cost us approxiamtly Q Dollars for Office, R for Win2k3, and S for Photoshop. I can have this issue resolved in two weeks and have multiple vendors willing to give us quotes" rather than "I don't think we've got enough licenses for all our stuff can I have some money?" It'll also offer you some small amount of protection should you have a less than productive meeting with management. CYA, Get it in writing, and maybe spend a few minutes updating that resume.

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  55. As the FP said... by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As the first post mentioned, please DO bring this matter up with your higher-ups and get something in writing. Even then, getting it in writing doesn't give you a golden ticket out. If you are knowingly doing something wrong, then you are just as responsible as those who authorized it.

    I don't care how small your company is; the smaller, the easier to get hit with a huge bill after an audit. I don't know how trustworthy your bosses are, but what you don't want is for the authorities to catch wind of what's going on, and for your superiors to turn you into the scape goat.

    "What, we didn't know there was any pirated software being used...he's the guy who handles this stuff. We hired him to take care of this. It's his fault..."

  56. Price vs Features game by mochan_s · · Score: 1

    With hardware people tend to play the price vs features game and optimize from there. With software, people just tend to install the best software in the general way and go on from there.

    I'd hate to do prices vs features game on software.

    So, if you are serious about legitimizing software, do a cost vs features analysis, and see what is the cheapest one to get. For example, choose between the various versions of Windows, various versions of Office and buy the one that is needed by which person. Also, look into site licenses etc.

  57. Realism by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    Here on /. you are gonna get a lot of OSS geek replies. If that fits your model it may work. But I would do the following:

    1. Call a vendor like dell, hp, or PC Connection and have them look up your licensing, they are really good at this. They can tell you exactly what has been purchased at your business.

    2. Figure up what you need for licensing, bare minimum, Antivirus, some text editor, some spreadsheet editor, and OS.

    3. Get no less than 3 bids on the software PO.

    4. Present the bids alongside a OSS solution, a real OSS solution, don't just say free look at TCO. Open office is wonderful for many businesses though.

    5. Go with what the CFO says, you may not like it, but at least you presented a good set of solutions. You don't have to be shady if you don't want to but CYA is part of IT. You dont have to like paperwork but you had better do it.

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  58. There's always more work to be done by bouaketh · · Score: 1

    Do you really want to work for someone that doesn't or can't afford to play by the rules. You can get around it with OSS, but in the end is that the kind of business that is going to move and grow? If you educate them and they still won't/can't go legit, I think it's a good time to walk away before you invest too much of your time. If they are willing to depart from their pirated software and move towards OSS, then you can help them usher in a new era of IT and save them some money down the road. BTW: One of my pet peeves is the line, "But the guy before you....". I'm not him/her so deal.

  59. You have some power here... by Gybrwe666 · · Score: 1

    Remember, most piracy is reported by pissed off employees. In an effort to do the right thing, as other posters have pointed out, first inventory everything you can. Next, figure out the extent of the problem. Then go to your boss, or the owner, and let them know your concerns, as well as the legal ramifications. Do this in the best possible fashion for you, of course. And then let them know how much of a risk they are at, in terms of financial impact. All it takes in this environment (or any, for that matter) is one fired or layed off employee (yourself for instance, but I wouldn't mention that, all things being equal) to cost them far more in productivity, time, money, and embarassment than finding solutions.

    The response should dictate your further actions. However, if worse comes to worse, you can always report them yourself, should they vindictively attack you over this.

    Also keep in mind that the previous IT guy might very well be much better connected if he's still there. Do what you need to do to avoid embarrassment for all parties.

    Bill

  60. Upgrade? by rpmonkey · · Score: 1

    Actually, Microsoft helped me out on this one. Once the boss got a new computer with Office 2007 on it, and got tired of down-saving his files so that all of the other employees could open it on the single license of Office 2000 that was on the other 8 PCs in the office, I was able to get most of our software legitimately licensed. There were still a few apps which we were using that I couldn't locate any license for, and were on multiple computers. I made it clear to my boss that we were in violation of the license agreements to CMA, but he insisted the software be installed anyway. I should have got it in writing, but I didn't. Since I'm not there anymore, I'm not too worried about it.

    I was able to deploy some OSS to get around a few applications: Deployed a Linux server with cvs and RequestTracker to replace some software we only had single licenses for that were being used on multiple systems. Also installed GIMP on several systems that were using a pirated copy of Photoshop 5.0.

  61. Welcome to Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you want to be an IT manager? Grow some skin.

    People are going to complain about a lot of things. Get used to it. Their monitors will be too small; their keyboards won't make the right clicking noise; their versions of MS Word won't be compatible with each other; their PC won't be as new and shiny as their neighbor's.

    If your real worry is about the consequences to you personally if the BSA shows up, you disappoint me. What about just doing what is right because it is right?

    Become a leader. Have a vision of what you wish to achieve and go get it done. If you want to run an honest company, do it. You don't have to apologize or make excuses. Does your company have a business license? Do they practice fair employment policies? Do you pay taxes? Why? Do the managers in charge of those things have to apologize for that? Do they have to rationalize those actions or policies? I hope not.

    When people waffle in those places, we get Enrons, AIGs, and other disasters. Why should you hold others to a standard of ethics and responsibility, but not IT?

  62. Find a new job by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Not to be rude but if you're asking a question this elementary without doing so much as a site survey of assets than maybe you're not ready for a one man IT gig. It's a tough job to swing and if you're already apprehensive of approaching the top brass about this it's hard to tell where you may end up next when middle management starts to act like they own you.

    BTW: This problem will be twice as bad if this is a "family run" company.

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  63. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by profplump · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I realize that's true from a pure copyright standpoint, but in the real world it's sometimes useful to say, install a copy of a tool for evaluation in your workflow before deciding to spend $600 on a license for that tool.

    Or do you know of a merchant that will accept opened software package for return, should I decide that $600 isn't worth the cost for deployment, or doesn't do what I need? Because I'd be happy buy a license if I had the right to terminate the license and return the product for refund, and even to pay some reasonable fee for my trial usage -- I'm just not willing to pay full price with no opportunity for refund for a product that I've never had the opportunity to test. I wouldn't do it for a car or a DVD player and I won't do it for software either.

  64. Fuck the BSA don't be a pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DUDE you got to stand up to the fucking pigs at the BSA. they are just like any other cops, they love to talk big and fuck you with their nightstick, but you just give them the finger and tell them to give you your phone call.

    I keep a gun in my desk and if those fuckers ever set FOOT in on my employers property I guaran-fucking-tee you I will be shooting to kill.

  65. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Non-production piracy is still piracy.

    I will never, ever buy a program until I've vetted it first. Some companies have worthwhile demos, and I'll use those if available, but if not... fire up the keygen. If this makes me evil in your eyes, so be it - but I sleep comfortably at night.

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  66. Make the consequences clear by grahamsaa · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm in a similar situation, and it's taken months to get all of our licenses in order. My strategy has been to move slowly, as tight budgets didn't allow us to upgrade everything right away, but forcefully, as the consequences running pirated software can be pretty substantial in the long run.

    When possible, I switched to open source software (openoffice, gimp, etc.), but when some employees had difficulty switching, I went to management. Eventually, management decided that the increased productivity that we get out of using M$ products was worth spending about $2000 on licenses. I then set up a schedule and got management to agree to budget for 3 copies of office per month. We're finally up to date on licenses.

    It was a difficult process, particularly because the median age at the company is fairly low, and because young people tend to believe that software should be free. Still, when management realized that the fines for using pirated software could literally bankrupt the company (and that if we ever fired an employee, he or she might report us to the BSA out of spite), they decided to give me a reasonable budget to buy software.

    I think one of the most important things for small companies to realize is that if you use pirated software, you probably shouldn't fire anyone or make any of your employees unhappy. If you do, they can bring you down by reporting you to the BSA.

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  67. Why assume when you can presume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Presume for a moment that the part time IT person you replaced is just an inept nincompoop and wasn't very good at keeping licenses or keys. Presuming again they are still there then you can put the oness on them to step up to the fact that their turnover was incomplete and you need these things to do your job. There's no reason to play lone ranger here and try to solve this on your own. If they don't have it, then you need to make an inventory and go back to the mahagonites of your place and say to them "as part of my duties assuming this job I am bringing you this document of the missing license keys I have discovered. In my opinion we need to correct this for the following reasons ... " This involves work on your part, diligence on your part and the output produces exactly what corporate people (or people that like to play at being corporate people) want to see. IF they ask you to solve it, develop a plan to bring them into compliance. Usually a good way to do this is by purchasing the latest version of whatever it is so that as part of bringing them into compliance they feel like they are getting something new and shiny too. If they tell you to sod off, find somewhere else to work as IMO they are doing this in other aspects of the books too.

  68. Keep your mouth shut by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

    Just ignore it. These commercial programs cost way too much money anyway and the business you work for could probably not afford it. Just ignore it. If you did report something likely their business would be destroyed, they would be ruined, raided, in prison etc. All for just installing a software programs a few times on their computers. Do you really want to be responsible for the ruining of the lives of many other people. Keep your mouth shut.

    1. Re:Keep your mouth shut by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is also good advice to bring up the issue with your boss to let them know. OSS is perhaps a good route where possible to replace these programs. It is true, something to keep in mind, that there are other employees who might report it. So bring it up with your boss, but dont call the BSA, software companies, or start talking about it with other people.

      ANother poster also mentioned some important information about how to handle the situation if the BSA ever did show up. As they said they have no right to enter the premises dont let them get past the reception desk and let the higher ups know they have no authority to enter the premises and they should be told to leave.

  69. Thoughts from the other side of the fence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can try having the company sign a letter stating you aren't responsible, but I'm sure if your company ends up in court, you're gonna go down with them. Legally you are still responsible for the software that you chose to install. To get around this I recommend the following:

    1. Get a CYA letter stating you are not going to investigate prior licenses due to lack of documentation(Duh! There is no documentation.). Make sure they are aware of the repercussions if they are caught with illegally licensed software. Make sure this is in the CYA document.

    Ideally they'll see the err in their ways and want to fix it of free will. We all know this is a pipe dream. Then go to #2...

    2. Have the company sign a document stating that all software you install from this point forward must be legally documented and obtained, or you will not install or set up such software.

    With this agreement:

    1. You can turn a blind eye (to some extent) to the illegal software currently installed
    2. You are legally protected from getting your peepee slapped by any lawsuits since you are unaware of any previous software agreements
    3. Your boss thinks you are trying to meet him on even ground so you aren't dropping a ton of cash in this bad economy all at once on something that will appear to have no return on investment.

    You also can let your boss know that now is a good time to look at replacing the software, maybe $500 a week on software. It is much easier to replace the software while everything is working than to replace it when the domain controller is down, you have no license of the server OS, and it'll take 2 days to get in the mail. This will also give the impression that you have the forsight to identify future business opportunities that will be lost if you wait until it is too late to buy the software.

    Now, if they aren't wanting to pay to play with the software, then you would need to give the company another letter informing them that they will need to find a new IT person as you do not feel compelled to violate laws to obtain a paycheck. Also make them aware that anyone that installs illegal software CAN and WILL go to jail if they are caught. Your boss (regardless of how much he may want to protect you) will not be able to stop the letter of the law that hold YOU accountable for installing the illegal software. You may even be able to sue the company legally for lost earnings because they are asking you to do illegal acts.

    Just a few thoughts. Good luck!

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. I was on the other side of the fence though. I was installing illegal software until I moved away from the company. Their replacement was a small contracted company that used these exact steps to avoid their legal requirements while simultanously fixing stuff down the road on an 'as necessary' fix. The boss would have shit a brick if he knew that we'd have to drop tons of cash right then and there, but he was okay with buying the software when we would replace it.

  70. Not only in small shops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a medium sized company ($2b revenue) and we also have issues with properly licensing software. The big vendors are not a problem. We're completely compliant with Microsoft, IBM, Oracle, CA, etc.. The problem is the smaller companies. For example, there's a belief that all RedHat licenses are free, so huge deployments go out on RHEL without a single license (I am trying to change that, either with CentOS or actually buying the licenses). Then there are things like PGP, which is not licensed for commercial use on the version we use, but we use it anyway.

    The way I approached it was to send an email to the higher-ups detailing the problems. Inform them via email that the company is out of compliance. Keep the email.

  71. User Ownership by SolarStorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ran into this at one company. It caused lots of issues. Managment did agree that they needed to fix the problem and was prepared to start buying licenses, until I came back with a count of what people "needed", and told him the cost. Once he quit clutching his heart, he had a look at the "needed" software list. We then looked at OSS and found that would cover some of our needs and then cut the "needed" list down to the software people required to do their jobs. When I told the employees what was going to happen, they staged a revolt. Talking about the P in PC meaning personal. I thought about that and said "Your right!" So back to the boss. Here was my idea. Charge everyone with doing their job. Take away ALL of their sofware and give everyone a raise to buy their own PC and software, and make every sign the CYA agreement that they are personally responsible for the software on their computer and that at any time the company can invite and external audit. Everyone loved the raise and promptly bought a PC and Licensed versions of their software. This resulted in a direct write off for the company in stead of an amortized one. Because people were spending money on their Own PC many spent extra. so we gained with some having even better hardware and software. Only one person bought the "minimum" to save some cash. The other cool thing was watching people get together to pool their money to purchase things like Symantec Enterprise. One person did quit right away and tried to take their new PC, which they did. However he forgot to read the 6 month clause in actually getting paid for the PC. It might not work for everyone, It took a lot of communication and hard work. In the end when I left, everything other than some music was licensed. (but as an IT guy you can only push so hard)

    1. Re:User Ownership by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      That's a great, innovative idea.
      I'm not confident that it would actually *work*, though: if the employees are using software they've installed without licenses, to do work that benefits the company as a whole, the software cops are going to hold the company responsible. The company is getting the benefit of illegal software and has much deeper pockets than the individuals involved: the software cops won't hesitate to go after it.

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    2. Re:User Ownership by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

      That's VERY interesting, and an exciting concept. PCs ARE very personal, to the point where people sharing a PC might as well be sharing a toothbrush, in my opinion. You want things set up the way you like it, and for them not to change abruptly when the tech guy fiddles with things.

      I can think of a couple of caveats, however. First and foremost is malware/antivirus; one person's infected machine might cause problems for others even if that badware is blocked on their PCs. I'd recommend the company provide an antivirus and make sure it's effective and updated.

      The second problem will be users. Yes, it may be his machine, but he's using it for work; when he screws it up and can't operate it, he'll cry to the boss and both will call for you. Then you'll be stuck with who knows what hardware/software to try to fix. Remember the 90/90 rule; 90% of the users will take up 90% of the time, and the remaining 10% of the users will take up the other 90% of your time.

      I'd be interested in hearing what solutions you've found for the above, and any other suggestions you have for managing such a mishmash of stuff.

    3. Re:User Ownership by SolarStorm · · Score: 1

      I had the fortunate part of the consultant. I came, solved the problem and left. I like consulting.

    4. Re:User Ownership by SolarStorm · · Score: 1

      This might be interesting to follow up on. I cant remember the actual amounts but I think each emp was given close to 6k for hardware and software. The Agreement with the company really did spell out their responsibility for licensing (not a legal guy) but before I was done, everyone did purchase their software. I truely believe people want to do the right thing. This was a relatively small company as well, only 7 pc users. Not sure how well this would scale.

    5. Re:User Ownership by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I love the idea. I think it's the coolest thing I've heard in a long time, and in a small shop I think it's a great solution.
      The problem (to my eyes) is that individuals have a very direct financial reason to scrimp on licenses, and an auditing company has a financial and business incentive to go after the company rather than the individuals.
      I think people want to do the right thing, as well. If you give them a financial reason to NOT do the right thing -- the software cost coming out of their own pockets, even if it is as a raise -- you almost certainly lower the compliance. In a small company, probably not a big problem. (And absolutely an incentive for people to find good FOSS that works, because they're basically being paid to make it work.)
      I'm envious that you got to work at a company that was this open-minded and willing to try new things.

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    6. Re:User Ownership by Logic+Worshiper · · Score: 1

      You must work at some kind of IT company. Where I work users are completely clueless, and few have computers at home, they share computers in the work place.

  72. Be Professional by acvh · · Score: 1

    In a meeting with your boos tell hom/her that one of your responsibilities as the IT guy is to ensure license compliance and that you would like to document all of your software. Ask for access to invoices to see what's been purchased. Inventory all software installed and prepare a report showing where there might be an issue. Offer a solution or solutions to dealing with the issue: buying licenses, researching alternative programs, etc.

    Don't be confrontational, don't be a dick, don't make threats or demands. Do tell them about the BSA and what can happen if they are to get audited. Turn your concerns into a positive for the company. That's why they hired you.

  73. Standard Corporate Practices by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are several solutions, and which one is adopted depends a lot more on corporate culture than technical merit.

    In large businesses (10,000+ employees), I see two common approaches. The first is lock-down.

    Lock down.
    * Centralize everything and lock down the workstations. All software comes from one department, is distributed by SMS or Altiris, and (sometimes) workstations are monitored for compliance. Businesses like this often go with Dell for their hardware provider and have only about 5 or so workstation configurations in active use. Patches and install requests can take months to fulfill, and if the software isn't on their list, chances are good that you'll never see it. These businesses have security weaknesses in their network due to this centralization -- typically using flat topology models with very little or no firewalling between various business units. USB ports are typically fiddled with so flash drives cannot be used. For some reason, DVD/CD drives always do though. Go figure. Everything is vanilla-flavored, stock, and the same. If you find a weakness on one workstation, chances are good they all have it. Standardization is great! The servers are backed up. The workstations, where all the real data is, is ignored.

    Multiple IT departments
    * You'll see this with businesses that absorb other businesses -- financial companies in particular. Each business unit has its own IT, distribution schema, and enforcement of IT policies vary wildly. You won't be able to change your desktop wallpaper, but regedit still works with full admin rights. Firewalling between various business units is more common, but the policies are often out-of-date, and multiple routes exist. VPNs are commonly stacked over them, and if you know where to look, you can usually find a way through. The upshot is that the hardware is much more diverse, users are sometimes "left to their own devices" (literally and figuratively), and homebrew software solutions are more common. Nobody really knows what Server X does, but it has a sticker on it saying "Do not touch, Very Important." Often, hardware inventory and diagnostics in such environments consists of unplugging it and waiting to see who complains. If nobody complains, pack it up and ship it to Corporate. Nobody really knows what the company owns, but by god, we've got a lot of it. The good news is, if you can find your IT guys, they'll usually have your software loaded in a few hours. They won't care as much about software licensing either (I just gotta make my 8 hours, man)... Contractors typically run the show, and they have no idea what they're doing (because nobody wants to tell them anything). Servers are backed up, sometimes workstations are too. Sometimes. Maybe.

    Mid-size businesses (less than 100,000 employees)
    Sometimes you'll see centralization, but more often it's the scenario above, but with only one IT department. The network topology is generally laid out better though, hardware is more consistent, and the helpdesk is actually (le gasp) helpful, typically being a stone's throw away from the admins who maintain the servers. This is a good deal for you users -- they're too busy to be making many software policies and auditing, but not too monolithic that they're inaccessible. Your USB flash drive will work, even though you're told not to. Hello iTunes! Don't download pr0n though... For some reason, medium-sized corporate IT departments know everything you do on the internet, even though they don't know where the database server is. There is one rack of equipment... somewhere... and if it dies the entire business will collapse. But nobody knows. The servers are sometimes backed up, and so are the workstations. We're not sure... What's a "backup policy"? Can I use MMC to set one up?

    Small business (less than 10,000 employees)
    There is one guy or a small team and they are zyzzy GOD on the network. They don't care what you are running on your workstation... There's a pile of install CDs at his desk. Help yourself. Talk to the pimply-face

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    1. Re:Standard Corporate Practices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your definition of a small business is "less then 10'000 users"?

    2. Re:Standard Corporate Practices by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Woooah - a 9,999 person company is "small" and a 99,999 person company is "mid-sized"?! You must have worked for some hectically big businesses. Even Microsoft is "mid-sized" then, at 90,000 employees.

    3. Re:Standard Corporate Practices by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      From a support perspective, yeah. I worked for Target corporation, which has about 2030 stores around the world, about 50 or so distribution centers, a world headquarters, a few regional headquarters, and a massive support staff in India. I supported about 93,000 workstations, and there are approximately 120,000 employees there and about twice that again in contractors that need access to the system. When you get under about 50k employees, the management style and support system changes pretty radically, and under about 10k employees, IT is usually not even a bullet point on the quarterly report.

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    4. Re:Standard Corporate Practices by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The servers are backed up. The workstations, where all the real data is, is ignored.

      The places I've seen with extreme lock-down don't allow writes to the local disk. User directories are mounted remotely. If the network's down, they can't even log in (no local cache). It makes workstations very hot-swappable. Of course, people using VMs or other large-IO stuff got special dispensation to use the local disk, along with stern warnings about making their own backups. Collectively, there was a lot of wasted HDD space, but low-rung IT didn't need any skills beyond "ghost machine; replace machine; request Dell technician; babysit Dell technician". But they still required a BS or BA for low-rung, which made for a lot of bored IT kids & hijinks.

    5. Re:Standard Corporate Practices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of the most insightful posts I have seen about IT. Can I quote you? How do you want me to give you credit?

  74. Re:Most Slashdotters by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    You know, most of the time I actually come across this view on Slashdot is when people are claiming that it's what everyone except them believes.

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  75. You brought it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The peer fact that you know it's wrong and you are asking for advice doesn't make sense. Do the right thing and comply with industry standards. At least you'll be sleeping better at night.

  76. Place it on the "other guy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Play it cool, fraud is best proven by playing it up like it's legitimate.

    Tell them that if the "other guy" must have the software then, and the problem is you'll need the software and licenses because that's how he must has installed it. He must have been keeping those originals at home for "safe keeping" and brought them in when he needed them.

    Tell the managers they should call him and remind him that it's the company's software, that he is holding several thousands of dollars of company software, and that the company needs it back--otherwise the company needs to report it stolen.

    If he walks in with a bunch of pirated discs, turn him in to the BSA. Not hard, really. Remember not to touch the CDs as you can lift fingerprints from them really easily. :) Nothing like hard evidence.

  77. No paper trail = illegal. by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

    That is how I look at it. If I cannot prove that I have bought it then as far as I am concerned it is illegal. I remove it and tell the department in question to justify they still need it, if they do I get them to raise an purchase request and a copy is then bought for them out of their budget.
    The Key though is not to get on a high horse about it, just explain they don't have a licence and to use the software they need one. If the software is critical then I will leave it installed in the interm while the licence is purchased, (I inisist the PR be raised that day within a few hours, if not they I warn them it WILL be removed).
    Auditing software is worth its weight in gold providing the solution you get is good. Run reports to tell you how many copies you have running and then compare that to the list of licences you have (that you can PROVE you have).
    Be firm but don't antagonise.

    1. Re:No paper trail = illegal. by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

      On a Side note.. In the UK iirc you can contact F.A.C.T. and they will come in and audit for you (for free?). From what I have heard they won't go after you for being out of compliance but will try and help you become compliant. Unless you refused to become compliant.
      I haven't done this but it could be worth calling them to findout what you can do?

  78. Zomg! by xushi · · Score: 1

    ZOMG, replace it all with OSS!

    But seriously, take care because they could find any excuse whatsoever to get rid of you since you'll start costing them $$$ for proper licenses etc..

    If it were me, if they didnt care, I'd write to the software owners (M$ for Windows, Adobe fore Photoshop, X for Y, etc..), and mention what this company is doing.. They can hence drop in by surprise one day for an audit, find the evidence, and prosecute the company..

  79. which $600 package? by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Informative

    most large commercial software do have free trials
    what $600 purchase are you alluding to that does not?

    Photoshop http://www.adobe.com/support/downloads/product.jsp?platform=windows&product=39
    autocad http://usa.autodesk.com/adsk/servlet/mform?id=9106363&siteID=123112
    Sony Vegas http://www.sonycreativesoftware.com/download/trials/vegaspro

    MS office- http://us20.trymicrosoftoffice.com/default.aspx
    you can in fact with a tech net subscription-
    trial EVERYTHING Microsoft produces for $349 a year--
    which is a worthwhile investment and negligable sum for ANY company large enough to have a full time IT person on staff

    not an unreasonable purchase amount at all.

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    1. Re:which $600 package? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I second that Technet subscription. That has to be the best bang for the buck on any product we've purchased.

      Many of the Technet licenses do not expire. There are all the various OSes such as XP and Vista with valid keys that you can install perpetually for testing. It's not legal to use these in a production environment. I build Zen bundles and write software to deploy to all our PC's. Technet a cheap way to get many licenses to test my Zen bundles on various OSes in a non production environment prior to deployment.

      Sharepoint, MOM, SMS, Visio, Office, and just about everything you can think of is included. Some expire, some don't.

      One word of caution, stay away from the *very* good deals on "Sponsored Links" when searching Google for these products. Many of these which are extremely cheap are pirated. You'll end up spending money for a key that Microsoft will eventually disable.

    2. Re:which $600 package? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      you can in fact with a tech net subscription- trial EVERYTHING Microsoft produces for $349 a year--

      An MSDN account gives you full licensing for development and also covers UAT by other people as well. Very handy.

    3. Re:which $600 package? by Calydor · · Score: 1

      SCO's Linux distro, probably.

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    4. Re:which $600 package? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not legal for a company to use software distributed as part of TechNET for business operations/production. It is for development and testing purposes only. Granted in many companies this may be a fine line, but a company in my city recently received some pretty hefty penalties for using TechNET provided software across the corporation.

      When in doubt, always read the license agreement.

    5. Re:which $600 package? by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of small-name apps out there that are absolutely critical to their business sectors, many of which do not offer demos. I could name quite a few from a couple of the markets we are in, but you've never heard of them.

      These are the same kinds of apps that tend to keep businesses on Windows, because there is no sufficient alternative.

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  80. In the immortal words of Paul Simon... by Slartibartfast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The answer is easy if you take it logically..."

    1) Start looking for a new job.
    2) Go to the CFO. Explain that while you, yourself, have no intention whatsoever of blowing the whistle, there are actual *rewards* put out by the SPA for unhappy employees to take advantage of by being whistle blowers.
    3) Explain that, if he's really lucky, as an officer of the company, he could face criminal charges.
    4) You don't want ANY of this to happen. So, at the very least, a concerted effort going forward -- with backing from management -- should be made to start getting valid licenses in-place.
    5) See #1.

    1. Re:In the immortal words of Paul Simon... by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      2) Go to the CFO. Explain that while you, yourself, have no intention whatsoever of blowing the whistle, there are actual *rewards* put out by the SPA for unhappy employees to take advantage of by being whistle blowers.
      3) Explain that, if he's really lucky, as an officer of the company, he could face criminal charges.

      These two sound like threats and you won't be received warmly if you say them.

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    2. Re:In the immortal words of Paul Simon... by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Phrase it as nicely as you can -- but it's clear that the company isn't taking the legal situation seriously, and only presenting the facts -- again, as non-threateningly as possible -- will make them sit up and listen. I mean, it's lose-lose (thus my options 1 and 5), but *he's* safe legally so long as he's directed by an officer. (And, honestly, if he got fired, he'd be able to get one whopping big severance settlement AND an SPA bonus in the deal, if he felt so inclined.) But unless someone wakes up, the company is working themselves into big trouble some day. Hell -- convert everyone to Linux and Open Office! But something needs to happen, and it's clear that without a bitch-slap, the status quo will remain unchanged.

      I've been doing system administration for over a quarter-century. And when I've had to tell management bad news, I've done it. Haven't always been happy about it; even tendered my resignation once (it was declined). But do you want to be known as the sysadmin who was in-place during an SPA bust that bankrupted the company?

  81. I walked into this by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Interesting

    same situation two years ago. Last month I cleared out the last of the questionable software. It has taken 2 years, much hard work, and more than a few shouting matches, but we are fully licenced here at last. Much of what I replaced was replaced with OSS.

    Since simply licencing everything would have bankrupted the company, and inertia prevents a switch to Linux on the desktop, the bosses want outlook. I got a policy stating that all new laptops would be purchased with a copy of Office.
    One day without notice I blocked access to the update server for the pirated antivirus software, and just waited. Two days later there was a panic, and the next day I had a site licence for the antivirus I wanted instead of the crap I was stuck with by the person I replaced.

    In a nutshell, here is my advice:
    Document everything. What you found, when you found it, and your plan to get rid of it.
    Think creatively about ways to get what you want.
    Take your time. Cleaning up a mess like this is a long process.

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    1. Re:I walked into this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to post AC, but I just wanted to concur with the above. This is a tricky manoeuvre, doubly so for us geeks that stereotypically have no political nous :-)

      I've just cleaned up a company that barely had anything legal nine months ago. I couldn't get them on to Linux - small steps - but the purchse of a server licence + 25 clients (just a piece of paper) recently actually made me feel warm inside.

      We also subverted a call for "ten installs of project management software" by presenting a PO. Got them thinking creatively - they are creative types who think they so in their sleep, bless - and using something much more appropriate and, dare I day it, fun.

      Starving the corporates can be supremely satisfying.

  82. Right or wrong... by Holdstrong · · Score: 1

    The way I handled this when I arrived as the first "IT Guy" at my company was to fight for and then implement a "From this point forward" policy. I explained to the executives what was going on, why it was bad, and why I thought going forward it needed to change.

    That meant that I ignored what was already there. I know some might not feel comfortable doing this, but in my opinion the wrong had already been committed and I wasn't accomplishing a whole heck of a lot by shutting down operations to pull all of the software.

    The other part of my plan was to fight for and justify an accelerated upgrade schedule. I argued for this based on the value of the new software, but in the back my head I knew the other benefit was that it would get rid of the illegal software faster.

    This ended up being a win-win-win situation. I won because I didn't personally install illegal software. The company won because they didn't have to shut themselves down while it was sorted out. And the software vendors ended up winning in the end too because since then we have budgeted and purchased, and re-purchased, their products as new versions become available... something I can all but guarantee you we wouldn't have been in a position to do had I shut them down and forced them to go legal all in one blow. The company would have either folded, or fired me. And in both of those cases it would have meant no transition to legal software.

    Now, that said. I was in a bit of a unique situation in that the company I worked for was a non-profit. And thus subject to non-profit discounts that they were unaware of. So the sticker shock when it came time to license new version of products was less than if we were a for profit. But all in all, I still look back at that experience as one of the most reasonable ways to take an organization from non-compliant to compliant.

  83. Re:Jobsworth by conureman · · Score: 1

    The conscientious employee would correct this issue, as you suggest. IMHO the typical "jobsworth" is gonna keep things going as before.

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  84. Not happening here by atomicl · · Score: 1

    The company I work for now has a very strict code on this. They got nailed about 8 years ago and fined heavily for a bunch of non-registered seats of Autocad, and made an example of to the local community. Just don't install the illegal stuff, the owner will have to bite the bullet.

  85. get shitcanned, its good for character by hildi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    some of the finest people in history have been shitcanned and blackballed for simply saying the truth, no matter how politely, professionally, or curteously they did it.

    1. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "shitcanned" isn't the right word. "liberated" is the right word. Better to be free and hungry than fat and fucked up.

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    2. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Niris · · Score: 0

      Why is this -1'ed? It's true.

    3. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But now you get a recourse. Call the BSA and tip them off on their arse.

      Got fired for that? let the BSA assrape the managers and Executives. It's a great tool for all IT workers to get back at scummy companies.

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    4. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 is his starting score

    5. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Obviously you have no experience with the BSA, not to mention your casual use of the word rape is offensive. The BSA wont do 'revenge' for just anyone, and certainly not the guy in this scenario.

      In reality the BSA doesnt care about some small company thats using its photoshop license two or three times or that it has two windows 2003 servers it didnt pay for. They want big shops with big roll-outs who, regardless of due dilligence, missed a license or two. These are big wins for them because of PR and awarded damages.

      Small company with some shenanigans? Thats common and you'll be ignored. A multi-billion dollar international corp, yes, then they might come calling. Of course at that point you wont be anonymous anymore. You'll be implicated immediately (gee, who else would have called, the old sys admin we just fired?) and you'll probably have trouble finding a job afterwards. Heck, you'll probably be blamed for some of it too! Get a lawyer.

    6. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by deraj123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sadly, there seem to be very few people who feel this way. I more often hear sentiments along the lines of "freedom is a luxury we can ill afford".

    7. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by citylivin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have obviously never gone hungry.

      Pirated software, especially in smaller companies is no big deal. If your not in the USA, you don't have to worry about shit like the BSA. People here are quite over reacting. If people had "pirated" mp3s, would you report them to the RIAA (or country specific equivilant)?

      I doubt it.

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    8. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      take your sensitivity over to the dictionary and show it what rape means

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    9. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - because your children will starve to death with smiles on their faces... because Daddy was liberated.

    10. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by aztracker1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This comment seems to be from someone without a family to support. In any case it is a huge ethical question... I generally use free (gratis & foss) wherever possible... I've bought quite a few programs over the years (including windows, via msdn no less).

      I just don't get, with all the options available, including Linux/BSD/OpenSolaris, why anyone would run pirated software. It's not like OEM windows is so extremely expensive even.

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    11. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most people around here draw a sharp line where making personal use of pirated software, movies, music and other "intellectual property" is on one side of the line and doing the same in a business environment (i.e. for profit) is on the other side. Interestingly, the tolerance for pirated material shrinks as viable open source replacements become available.

    12. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>some of the finest people in history have been shitcanned and blackballed for simply saying the truth

      Perhaps, but being nice makes you finish last. Reference the slashdot story about two managers - one an asshole and one a decent guy. The asshole made-up a bunch of lies and he kept his job, while the decent manager got laidoff. It's the dishonest people who use power to their advantage that rise to the level of Caesar, Senator, CEO, president, or congress.

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    13. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      The definition keeps changing. The most recent one I saw at my university included "I was drunk and regretted it in the morning."

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    14. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in theft. And I can and have eaten very little on occasion. And I sleep at night, even if my stomach growls occasionally.

      MP3s are entertainment. They're optional. The ones I have are 100% legally purchased. Others can do what they will, and have possible different consequences than I.

      I think the BSA are idiots, but I also understand how callous people are about stealing software.

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    15. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have obviously never been truly hungry.

    16. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. I put five children through university, and for cash, no loans. And I'd be happy to walk. I have the skills and the sense of responsibility to cover myself, my family, and my employer. Those that would sacrifice their integrity and dignity for someone else's piracy plays their game. Liberty comes at a price.

      Windows has value for some. Pay for it if you want.

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    17. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by rbochan · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...In reality the BSA doesnt care about some small company thats using its photoshop license two or three times or that it has two windows 2003 servers it didnt pay for....

      Ernie Ball would beg to differ.

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      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    18. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry honey, Daddy took the moral high ground so we can't eat this week. Maybe next week...

    19. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and how would you know that?

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    20. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Here, let me correct that for you:

      "It's ok, kids, we planned for events like this, and daddy's competency will get him employed by real people, rather than thieves, quickly".

      There. Fixed. You capitulate so easily. No job is safe, no employer is safe. If you want to keep your family safe, save like dogs and don't spend like it's going out of style.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    21. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I see you've never been involved in a BSA raid.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    22. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ever been hungry?

    23. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by furby076 · · Score: 1

      You are correct - but you can sue them for wrongful termination. All employees are protected under whistle-blower laws.

      --

      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    24. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberate? You mean... liquidate?

    25. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      ...not to mention your casual use of the word rape is offensive."

      Get over yourself/it. People use kill, murder, war, and decimate regularly without hypersensitive reactions like yours and those words refer to acts that are much more objectionable than mere rape.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    26. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Don't have a very good opinion of yourself, eh? No savings? No sense of self-worth? That's tragic, man.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    27. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Theft is bad, but this isn't theft. To say it is when talking legalities shows a lack of understanding. Just like asserting all free == all illegal when there are plenty of legit free things out there.

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      If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
    28. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      In any case, the BSA has about as much power to enter your premises as a door-to-door salesman.

    29. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your semantics need work.

      If you use unlicensed software, where the software is supposed to be used in a licensed fashion, then there are several different theories of both criminal and civil law that apply.

      But it's theft, as an aggregate term connoting use without payment.

      That there are idiots at the helm is crux of another discussion.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    30. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Teunis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm free and hungry now.... *frustrated sigh*

      to be entirely honest - license violations of windows and the like is one of the reasons they still rule the roost.
      (my old company was ... mostly... complient as of when I left. Almost entirely actually - and possibly entirely. Very expensive)

    31. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      "shitcanned" isn't the right word. "liberated" is the right word. Better to be free and hungry than fat and fucked up.

      Is that what passes for wisdom on slashdot? You would not say that if you had ever actually been hungry.

      Surely some compromise between the extremes is better.

    32. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. I put five children through university, and for cash, no loans. And I'd be happy to walk. I have the skills and the sense of responsibility to cover myself, my family, and my employer.

      Thus demonstrating that financial security is similar to a lack of responsibility in that they make the costs of moral choices easier to bear.

      Liberty comes at a price.

      And the second that price is that your family goes hungry, you will find this choice not so easy.

      I mean, good for you and all for earning and managing your money, and having integrity. That doesn't mean it's a moral failing of anyone who can't afford to make the same choices, or that the correct choice is obvious for every person and every situation.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    33. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      You're wrong twice.

      I've been hungry, and free.

      Compromises in favor of not doing the right thing leads us down a slippery slope. There are a few values worth holding onto, and one of them is not being a thief, nor aiding and abetting a thief, including not being a co-conspirator with a thief.

      Some people are clearly clueless. You educate them. If they remain clueless after an earnest attempt at clue-ing them in, then be careful of what else they're not clued-in about.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    34. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Each person has to make decisions for themselves and their context. My aphorism still stands, and perhaps for many others. I'm not suicidal, and I don't recommend death for some software company's revenues. Nonetheless, integrity has high importance for some of us, and it costs in real terms that I understand all too well. And each one of my kids buys their MP3s, and they know why they buy them, too. The temptation is huge, just as it's a huge temptation to get cracked games and apps. But there's a real way and a real value to obtaining software without stealing. You license it.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    35. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interestingly, the tolerance for pirated material shrinks as viable open source replacements become available.

      I've noticed that the occurrence drops a lot for home use too. At least for me. I'll admit that when I was a teenager, and to a lesser degree throughout college, I ran a TON of software that was either pirated, or cracked shareware (or when I could find neither, I ended up using a lot of nag-ware shareware).

      The simple truth of the matter though was that in high school I was making $50/week at my after school job. In college I was only making $125/week with another student job. When every single program on your computer wants $20-50 just for simple utilities, and a few hundred bucks for major programs, it's just not possible for someone in that situation to pay those rates.

      Now however, it's less of an issue. I don't need Office at home - I use OOo. I don't need Winzip, I use 7-Zip. I don't need Hummingbird eXceed, I use Xming. I don't need Thumbsplus - I use Irfanview. I don't need BestCrypt, I use TrueCrypt. I don't need Eudora, I use Thunderbird.

      In general, there's just not as much software that I actually need to buy anymore, which makes it much more feasible to stay legit and pay for the commercial software that I do use (which at home is more or less limited to Windows itself, my Ebay sniping program, and a few games).

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    36. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IEEE has done some research on similar kinds of situations. At the end of the day, being a whistleblower is a serious choice. It may be career ending. An influential company may effectively blackball you. Other companies may choose not to hire such an ethical person in fear of a repeat performance. Yes, it may be easier to sleep at night. No, it is not profitable. Yes, such retailiatory actions are illegal. No, it is not pragmatically possible to prove that retaliation was involved unless it is excessively obvious.

    37. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Here, let me correct that for you:

      "It's ok, kids, we planned for events like this, and daddy's competency will get him employed by real people, rather than thieves, quickly".

      There. Fixed. You capitulate so easily. No job is safe, no employer is safe. If you want to keep your family safe, save like dogs and don't spend like it's going out of style.

      Things sound great when you assume your competency and frugality mean everything will work out your way and everything is in your control. Did you plan for the recession? How about a medical issue that would devour your savings like an hours devours when corporate-paid insurance runs out? I've got what I think is a great skill set, but I sure wouldn't look forward to job hunting in today's climate, and looking at the climbing unemployment numbers it doesn't look like it's getting better soon. I'm also quite frugal and have a nice pile of savings, but I'm not foolish enough to think this is proof against adversity. And like you I'm one of the damn lucky ones. Believe it or not, it is possible for a person to not be able "save like a dog" for reasons other than irresponsible lifestyles.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    38. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      My aphorism still stands, and perhaps for many others.

      Others... who can afford it. That's kinda the gist of what people are saying here. Yeah it's nice if it works for you, but go a week without food because you can't afford any and see if the aphorisms still seem relevant.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    39. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Hunger is a strong imperative.

    40. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      And maybe it is a good move. Aiding and abetting criminals isn't a good personal choice. I can be pragmatic, but I'm not a thief.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    41. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Like Pirsig said-- it's a question of values. Mine are pretty simple, and while seemingly dogmatic, are anchored in core values that are the best for my context. Others will see things differently, and through different lenses/filters. My aphorism remains.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    42. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I'd rather eat from a food kitchen, thank you. I've donated to them, and perhaps I'll need them one day. So it goes.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    43. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "shitcanned" isn't the right word. "liberated" is the right word. Better to be free and hungry than fat and fucked up.

      Now you tell me....

    44. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Madoff - shitcanned, fat, and, fucked up.

    45. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Let me put it a different way. The aphorism in question is: "Better to be free and hungry than fat and fucked up." But then you go on in further posts to say that you would not anticipate going hungry. So how does the aphorism stand when it doesn't even apply? "Better to be free and fed than fucked up and fed" is an obvious choice.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    46. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      And imprisoned. Food is probably ok there.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    47. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      My aphorism remains.

      Remains inapplicable to the person using it, that is. Which makes it ring very hollow.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    48. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'd rather eat from a food kitchen, thank you. I've donated to them, and perhaps I'll need them one day. So it goes.

      Maybe ask some homeless people in your area if your donations have ensured that the soup kitchens always have soup, and then wonder what'll happen when a lot more people up to and including you are in line.

      Though honestly, accepting your premise that you'll never have to go hungry really makes the problem with your original aphorism more obvious.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    49. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by chochos · · Score: 1

      Not in Mexico. Here the BSA isn't acting on its own; they hire law firms which in turn contact authorities so they can storm on your front door, with a warrant, and the police can seize your computers while a lawyer runs the compliance software and checks the licenses etc. It usually ends up with an agreement and the company pays a rather large fee and buys all the licenses it needs, but sometimes the company doesn't have the money so they're shut down.

    50. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I have 2months of food on hand, not the good stuff, but I'll live and so will my family. Maybe we get tired of ramen and beans, eventually, but we won't starve. I do that because I've lived through times where I needed that. Not Katrina, but times when I knew I might be long between income cycles.

      I'm also sufficiently competent that I can work in several disciplines. Others may not be able to. But they don't have to abet criminals. We have social safety nets, crappy as they are.

      Each person has to make their own decisions about what their integrity is comprised of, and where their boundaries are. I've walked out of integration consulting gigs where the licensing was dubious. I didn't ask for an audit before I went in, but I made it clear, and continue to do so, that I work above board, and I don't work on pirated stuff. Period.

      If I have to walk, oh well. There are always those that won't care and will take the buck. That means that developers with real expenses and time into a product get screwed. If it's FOSS, it's a different story because the underlying model is different. I contribute to FOSS. I also work on commercially licensed software. I don't work on stolen goods.

      So the aphorism applies. Just because there is FOSS, doesn't mean that you can steal commercial software. Just because there are free MP3s, doesn't mean you can steal ones that are licensed. LIberation is a very personal act. Exercise it.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    51. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong Translator...

      "It's okay, I know daddy's been looking for a job for some time now, but he found one that he quit today because he was a twat. I know we planned for this, but the last 6 months seem to have used up all our money and well.. no food. Oh daddy's been out looking for a new job, but no one will touch him again in a professional environment. Yes Timmy he did turn them in, but the BSA has very little traction with how badly the RIAA has been hammering the court system, so, well I don't think we'll be getting any money from that either... so Gimmie your shoes, we gotta cook the leather."

      Its all good to have good intentions, but reality in todays world is harsh.

    52. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Your OCD is narrowing your focus. I'm responsible for me. You are, for you. I won't be a thief. You be whatever you want to be. Let's hook up in the afterlife and decide which was better.

      The vast majority of homeless in my area are mentally ill. People in need of meds, and lots of CBT. Some are not. You can do very well in life and not be a thief. Really. Try it. You can have uncompromised morals, and lead a comparatively decent life, and still make money, still care for those around you.

      If you let corporate policy dictate your life to you, you're fucked and don't even know it. If they rule you, you're become enslaved by them, Abraham Lincoln aside. Think about that. Liberty is a very real thing.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    53. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So the aphorism applies. Just because there is FOSS, doesn't mean that you can steal commercial software. Just because there are free MP3s, doesn't mean you can steal ones that are licensed. LIberation is a very personal act. Exercise it.

      The wimpy and obvious version of the aphorism applies to you. The original version does not apply to you, as you've explained in great detail rebutting every argument suggesting that it might apply to you. You're right, liberation is a personal act. So instead of spouting empty aphorisms about the in your case purely rhetorical costs of liberty as though it should apply to everyone, why not just say that you personally will not abide an employer who breaks the law, and have the personal good fortune and foresight to be able to make that choice.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    54. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to be free and hungry than fat and fucked up.

      obviously not written by someone who supports a family or has a mortgage.

    55. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'm responsible for me. You are, for you.

      That's right. So stop spouting hollow truisms about costs of liberty that you personally don't have to pay. It's sanctimonious and hypocritical. It's like a general rallying his troops with "Give me liberty, or give me death!" only it's not revolutionary times, it's the modern era so the general is nowhere near the battle and not at risk at all.

      The vast majority of homeless in my area are mentally ill. People in need of meds, and lots of CBT. Some are not. You can do very well in life and not be a thief. Really. Try it. You can have uncompromised morals, and lead a comparatively decent life, and still make money, still care for those around you.

      Try it? Dude, I'm like you, well-heeled and thus able to maintain my integrity with minimal consequence. It's easy and trite to say that I'd rather go hungry than compromise my morals when that is not actually the choice I'm making, and it's insulting to those who do have to make that choice. Go and tell one of those mentally ill homeless people how they can do well in life without compromising their morals -- all they need is a healthy savings account and a multi-disciplinary skill set. Starting to see how out of touch that sounds, like "Let them eat cake"?

      If you let corporate policy dictate your life to you, you're fucked and don't even know it. If they rule you, you're become enslaved by them, Abraham Lincoln aside. Think about that. Liberty is a very real thing.

      Starvation is a very real thing for many people. So is having to do unsavory things to avoid it. Either keep this "personal" as in to yourself, or get off your high horse.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    56. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you didn't recognize a quote from Real Genius.

    57. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I walk away from lucrative opportunities when I find them to be ethically challenging. I'm not being disingenuous here.

      You'll note that I'd rather go hungry. That's a far place from starvation. I have great sympathy and empathy for the millions of people that are starving, and the 10K+ children that die every day from hunger. The several thousand that are homeless in my city get my charity when and when I can give it. I feel for them. But for gifts, I'm one of them.

      And I tell you, that I'm not a thief, and I don't abet them. The 'we were only following orders' crap is slavery. Liberty comes at the price of responsibility and civility. And I'm blessed that It's unlikely that I'll starve. But I'm more resourceful than many, and understand that there are those that aren't. I have no aphorism or solution for the world's pains. I just try and assuage them when and where I can. As for the slaves, it's a moral choice to be enslaved under such constraints, or to live free.

      There's a whole other thread about wage slaves, guilds, the ugly state of corporate life, and how it sucks under so many circumstances. I have to look after myself, my family, then others, in that order. I've taken no vows of poverty; but I try and be charitable where I can. And I'll go hungry, turning down gigs that are made within the nexus of ethically compromised contexts, and will do it again, and again. And I'll be, what I feel, is free.

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    58. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by jayp00001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to a crying, hungry 2 year old.

    59. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by initialE · · Score: 1

      Your BSA has been sticking it's head into everyone's business all over the world. How? 3 words: "Free Trade Agreement". Blame Bill Clinton for imposing american law on the rest of the world.

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    60. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you have never gone hungry for long.

    61. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The other countries had to agree with any such agreement too. If both countries have agreed on the terms, how is there any imposition going on?

      (I think there should be _far more_ free trade agreements, with the various limitations essentially fighting against the other country's imports. E.g. if your country puts a X% tax on imports of somethinerother from my country, then we put X% tax on imports from your country.)

    62. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      Wrong! in countries where MS has a great lobby in the government (like here) they can push campaigns against pirated copies of Windows. Security Enforcement Agencies will take you PC's away if you don't show your licenses. How the SEA's know where to look for pirated copy of Windows? I think it's VERY related to the WGA nagware, if you don't "activate" your pirated copy 8 or so months later you canÂt logon and then comes the headache because you know, if you're a big company, that somehow MS know that and they will come for your PC's or a fine + the cost of licenses.

      It's kinda popular knowledge here, but just happens to big companies (more money to milk) Since DELL and IBM are the first choice for really big companies here that incidents now are rather unlikely, but those were the times for brave and untamed WPA crackers.

      So yes, does not matter if you're on the third world or if you're a humble corporate windows user, they will come if they know you use pirated copies of Windows and you have money to pay for the fines and licenses.

    63. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by initialE · · Score: 1

      One operates from the position of strength, the other from one of weakness. It's bullying on the world stage, simple as that. Also note, the word "Free Trade Agreement" is not really talking about free trade. It's just a name. You might not really like what eventually gets implemented.

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    64. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      So something being factually accurate in the bounds of a factual discussion means nothing to you? IMO, dismissing it as semantics enforces my point. It doesn't make it theft because THEFT isn't about payment or lack therefore in of itself. Think about the implication of using such a term so willy nilly outside of that in which one can actually be prosecuted for.

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    65. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Swampash · · Score: 1

      your casual use of the word rape is offensive

      Yes. Call it "surprise sex" instead, you can use that phrase casually without being offensive.

    66. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by lorelorn · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't.

    67. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      They're by no means a small company. Wikipedia says $40 million gross / yr.

      But I agree, being small isn't going to help unless small = someone's garage. If you have twenty workstations and none of them have a legit copy of Office, I really doubt they'll look the other way if someone tips them off. In any case, it's not worth the risk.

      If you're large enough that you can no longer trust every single employee not to rat you out to the BSA, then you're probably also large enough to have them come knocking.

    68. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by julesh · · Score: 1

      But it's theft, as an aggregate term connoting use without payment.

      None of the dictionaries I have here contain that definition of theft. They all say something like "taking without permission and with the intent to deprive the rightful owner of use" or "larceny".

    69. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually have some experience with the BSA, and Lumpy is pretty close to accurate. Yes they actually do rape companies. They bet on you rolling over and taking it as most will not fight them. They are very much like O.S.H.A. and they will not leave without a fine. For the past 5 years they have been very active in chasing anything that can get them money. the BSA will investigate most all reports of piracy. in fact MOST of their tips come from ex-employees. They proudly wear that badge.

      I have helped 6 clients with BSA "raids" 3 were squeaky clean but had crappy accounting. Had all their licensing but did not have the paper recipts from the 2 software apps they purchased 7 years prior. They were fined for those 2 apps.

      Three that were not clean, panicked to get in compliance before the BSA arrived and called me to help, One after getting in compliance by buying the 26 copies of office they were out of compliance with got nailed because their IT guy refused to take the ISO files and install files of all the office applications off the server's "IT support" folder. They got NAILED for every one of those ISO's and install folders, and settled for a lesser amount. Every client got nicked for something because the BSA will not say , "Oh you are in compliance! sorry, here's a bag of lolly-pops and sorry to bug you." If they come in the door, you are screwed.

      These were small 10-30 desktop businesses. the small fish you claim they do not go after. These all were in the early 2000's 2002-2006 The bsa may be backing off in the current economic climate, but from my personal experience with them, That's a fat chance. Other friends that used to be in the IT and Software accounting consulting business also reported BSA excursions then, They even were sending propaganda to business all over the cities around here about 2 months before the audit announcements started.

    70. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      I suppose those are better than being "shitballed and blackcanned"... I'd feel like a zombie with the 1-800-number to the Darrow (or Dow?) Chemical Comany in "Return of the Living Dead".... Certainly don't want to be the "sticky black shit in the bottom of the barrel"...

      (Captcha: exerted)

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    71. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by Lummoxx · · Score: 1

      That's awesome...but it's old.

      Any newer articles?  It's been 6 years, it would be interesting to know how it's worked out long term.

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    72. Re:get shitcanned, its good for character by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I don't personally steal software... I do use a lot of free software (both kinds). My point was mainly in that I think there is more to a decision than the black and white. If a company is pirating software, and has no intention of righting the ship so to speak, I would probably bail. If it's really bad, may call the BSA tip line. I don't think in this day and age, there is any reason to use unlicensed commercial software (in production). My main point was that it may take time to correct things, and simply walking out isn't always the best answer.

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  86. BitTorrent by lymond01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I download all my software from BitTorrent. Why pay for something you can get for free? It doesn't hurt anyone...it's not like the programmers are making the bulk of the money off the software sales...Microsoft is a billion dollar company but do you think they pay their programmers even millions of dollars a year? Pssht.

    The day programmers start making even 50% of the profit from their labors is the day I start buying software.

    Software? Oh, I meant music. :-)

    Disclaimer: Outside of the Slashdot Virtual Reaility, I do purchase CDs, AACs, MP3s. I use licensed MS software at work and home and even buy video games now and then. I do NOT, however, pay for bottled water at the movie theater. Preposterous!

    1. Re:BitTorrent by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: Outside of the Slashdot Virtual Reaility, I do purchase CDs, AACs, MP3s. I use licensed MS software at work and home and even buy video games now and then. I do NOT, however, pay for bottled water at the movie theater. Preposterous!

      Quite right, too... I drink my water out of the toilet just as Dog intended.

    2. Re:BitTorrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I steal bottled water at movie theatres too.

    3. Re:BitTorrent by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I do NOT, however, pay for bottled water at the movie theater. Preposterous!

      I'm sorry sir, we only allow stillsuits during opening night for Dune re-showings. I'm going to have to ask you to relieve yourself now and open the release valve here in the lobby.

    4. Re:BitTorrent by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Huh. That's two Dune references I've been privy to today. Guess I should walk gently on those dirt paths...

    5. Re:BitTorrent by russotto · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry sir, we only allow stillsuits during opening night for Dune re-showings. I'm going to have to ask you to relieve yourself now and open the release valve here in the lobby.

      Sure thing, boss. Could you move just a little to the left? Perfect! Fwooosh... (gotta love the newfangled "pressure flush" stillsuits)

    6. Re:BitTorrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do NOT, however, pay for bottled water at the movie theater. Preposterous!

      So you support the RIAA, the MPAA, the game companies, but supporting the movie theatre is ridiculous.

      I don't understand people at all.

    7. Re:BitTorrent by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      No, no. I feel that I'm not being ridiculously gouged when I buy most software and/or music. I feel that a song is worth 99 cents most of the time. I never feel a 1 liter bottle of water is worth $4.50. Nothing to do with whether I support them or not (obviously...I buy 40 bags worth of microwave popcorn in the form of a small paper bag of lukewarm soggy popcorn). If that's not support I don't know what is.

  87. Piracy in the workplace by xmod2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My rule as an IT professional is that if you are making money using the software, you are obligated to reimburse the developer.

    I take a more lenient approach for software used for personal training at home for two reasons:

    1) Those people tend not to purchase the software and would just not use it as an alternative.
    2) Familiarity with the software inspires purchases in a professional environment.

    So personal piracy is freeloading with little/no negative effects on the developer. Profiting from software is a removal of a sale from the developer.

    I was a big pirate in my youth, though I become the biggest hard ass regarding licensing in the professional sphere. Cover your own ass in an email stating that you won't pirate software without a direct order/authorization from above you. In my experience though, small/medium business owners will tend to be on the 'pro-piracy' side of things, so you may want to update your resume if it's a moral issue to you.

    Personally I had pretty good experience just stonewalling them, which caused the staff to put pressure on the higher ups to get licenses purchased. If worse comes to worst, you can always lie and tell them that the license is node locked and calls home.

  88. IT-geeks of the world; Unite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Organize yourself, and ask them for legal advice. I think free legal advice is part of the membership of most unions, though I live in a country with a rather "socialist" culture.

    Also might be a good idea to make sure that asking them is confidential. And do your homework on the union alternatives.

  89. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ways to try before you buy in the real world:

    1) Go to SW Vendor website, see if a demo is available

    2) Call SW Vendor directly, request a trial version or sales presentation

    3) Do some research before buying software - review competitors features, price, support structure, and make the best decision. If your business does not have a software budget where you can afford the rare $600 mistake, you probably don't really need $600 software.

    If the first thought to statement in #3 is "but I might really need software X", then you either do or you don't. Do #1-3, especially 3, and determine if you need it. If you don't need all the bells and whistles that software X provides, buy a competing product, find an OSS alternative, or make do without.

    Generally speaking, if it's worth your time to find a $600 (or $60,000 or $6,000,000) piece of software, you should make up for it in time saved or increased revenue. Return on investment.

    Most (if not all) of that determination on whether to purchase a product must be made upfront. Just because it isn't a car doesn't mean you can't research it and do a "test-drive".

  90. The aftermath by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    After you get done with all that, get into the Group Policy manager and set GPO's prohibiting them from installing ANY kind of software onto their workstations. That's your job, not theirs.

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    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  91. how do you know it's pirated? by alen · · Score: 1

    no one has a separate CD or box for every copy owned. we buy WIndows Server with every new server purchase but i never see the license. it's all electronic. i just grab the iso from MSDN whenever I need to install a new server and use a CD key we got from MS a few years ago.

    Same with every other piece of software we buy. we'll get a license and one media set or just download it from the vendor

    1. Re:how do you know it's pirated? by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      There should be a piece of paper somewhere (even if its an invoice/PO for the product from MS).

    2. Re:how do you know it's pirated? by joelmax · · Score: 1

      We do and we don't where I work. OS licenses are stored on a nice little sheet we got from MS, and we got a copy of the media as well (1 set of media per OS only, its the keys that matter).

      For programs such as Office/Photoshop/Dreamweaver/etc... we actually have a physical copy for each person that uses the application, stored in a secured cabinet.

  92. Re:Most Slashdotters by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Yes because all the people that come to this site think exactly the same.

  93. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by xenolion · · Score: 1

    I agree with you there, i have seen demos that work fine but when getting to a full version that has extra items due to full version can now do more errors arrive. Looks like I'm one of those evil people in the world.

  94. Re:free-as-in-beer by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

    Most free-as-in-beer software that is not open-source has a license that is not compatible with being free for commercial use.

    Furthermore, the legal department would probably have to go through every license for every free-as-in-beer program. This is true of OSS as well, but many OSS programs have common licenses, like GPL, that legal would only have to read once.

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  95. play by the rules or die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hehe, at my last job i had the same problem. many copies of many different software where running only on one copy of any licence (i was shocked how easy you can do this with apple software). and things like using ms-office student versions...

    i did my job, catalogued all the software and licenses (wont do it ever again!), presented the case to my boss. after 2 monts of hearing "we look to it next month", i left.

    well, my main reason was not the illegal use of the software (like i care! and i was not the one to hold that up in court;), but the wasted time and money you need to manage all that shit...

    so, if you really want to manage all those licenses,
    play by the rules or die!

    or shift that legal part to your boss and don't give a shit! ;P

    cheers
    "some floss guy"

    ps. i assume they are even still running filemaker clients with keygenerator created keys, cause updating(=rewriting) their monstrous self-made filemaker "thing" to the latest filemaker version would be too much work...

  96. Can I try out your wife/gf, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't want to go through the hassle of all the non-refundable time and expenses with her before deciding if she was really worth having.

    No, you fool, it is *not* ok to steal someone else's stuff to try it out before buying. If they don't have a demo, you can ask the company for one. If they don't do that, tough, take your money elsewhere or write it yourself.

    Sheesh.

    1. Re:Can I try out your wife/gf, too? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      You can try out your gf before she's your wife, you know -- even though some fuddy-duddies don't like it. So since we're using that logic (BSA = Baptist Sex Authority?) yes, it is OK to try software before you buy it.

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    2. Re:Can I try out your wife/gf, too? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Can I try out your wife/gf, too?

      I don't think this is a particularly good analogy... after all, to a fairly large extent, the time you spend dating someone is a trial period for them.

    3. Re:Can I try out your wife/gf, too? by morghanphoenix · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that your total cost is the same, if not higher, when you're in your trial period. That's like paying $600 for an OEM copy of XP, least it is with nearly everyone I ever dated.

  97. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    Contact the company that makes the software. I know for a fact it is possible to get demo versions of a lot of software if you are talking about buying it if it works out for you, especially if you are talking about buying a few dozen copies. If nothing else, they'll give you someone to talk to about what the product does and doesn't do, situations that it has and hasn't worked out in the past. At least, if it's an honest company they will, and dishonest companies (believe it or not) tend not to last as long as honest ones.

  98. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yawn.

  99. So... by BigAssRat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Donkey tarps?

  100. The BSA audit is the least of your worries by westlake · · Score: 1
    The problem that I am running into is that most of the software I am finding on the network and on people's computers isn't owned by the company. The person before me would just get it from 'somewhere' and install it on the computers as needed.

    You don't know what is out there - how badly your network, systems and files may have been compromised.

    You and your employer have to agree that if there is going to be an "IT Guy," there has to be an IT policy.

    Installations must be approved.

    Budgeted. Documented. Licensed. Maintained.

  101. I ask... by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    What'll we do with a pirated program,
    Earl-aye in the morning? :)

  102. The BSA can help by ronmon · · Score: 1

    In fact, they'll even come out and run it for you.

  103. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by gaspyy · · Score: 1

    I can't think of any commercial software that doesn't come with a non-crippled free trial.

    Windows Server 2008 for example has a 240 days trial. If you can't decide if it's worth your money in 8 months, you never will.

  104. Awareness Helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have found that it also helps if you make the users aware of the issues related with this type of stuff.

    We had a situation once where a service call came in for one of our old software components. It turns out that the software had been written by a very small group within the company. The guy brought in a "borrowed" copy of an IDE and did all the work in it. A lot of the files checked into our config management solution used some private format that only this IDE could understand. To make matters even worse, the company that had produced the IDE had died and we had no way to order the software and installation media. So the group was literally stuck and they had to rewrite most of the work that had been done before.

    This type of nightmare scenario can be very compelling when it comes to getting some cooperation from your user base. Show them that this type of practice may end up blowing in their faces.

    Cheers

  105. Start at the top by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First thing you need to do here is get the CFO and company attorney involved. The CFO because getting all those licenses is going to cost money, the company attorney because lack of licenses is a legal problem for the company. You also want the leverage: the CFO's not going to want to spend that much money if the company doesn't have to, the attorney is someone with authority to tell the CFO that the company does have to if it wants to keep the software available. You might also want to research news reports and have a few articles in hand less than a year old reporting on BSA raids of companies (to help convince the CFO that no, this isn't just a theoretical risk).

    Before you go in, look over the F/OSS alternatives to the software in question. Ideally, have a laptop with it installed so you can show the CFO that no, it's not particularly inferior to the pirated commercial software. If he's already used OpenOffice to type up a memo and seen that it's just as easy to use and produces just as good a results as Word, he's going to be less sympathetic to spending lots of money on Word or to risking a BSA raid over it. This tends to look good to CxOs: you're identifying a real problem and presenting them with solutions to it that work while avoiding having to spend heart-attack-inducing amounts of money in the process. You'll still get screams from the users, but it'll go a lot smoother if you've got the executives on your side first.

  106. Fix the problem by weeble75 · · Score: 1

    As an IT contractor I run across this more often than not. All you can do is let the boss know what is going on and give him options.

    1) Buy licenses for everything (Unlikely to be affordable at one time)

    2) Ignore the problem (Bad idea)

    Or the most practical

    3) Set up a plan for getting legitimate. If the boss THINKS he has licenses for Windows, suggest that, rather than buy new hardware and reinstall Windows, next time he should buy a PC with it preinstalled. It may take some time but will bring them into line.

    Just make sure you put the catch up plan in writing, that way if you ever get audited, you can say the plan is your bosses solution so not your problem, and it shows good faith that you are trying to get current without bankrupting the company.

  107. In case you aren't keeping score... by rtilghman · · Score: 1

    He's getting his ass kicked in there!

  108. ZOMG, replace it all with OSS by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 1

    I think this differs in the department of accountability. When one pirates music, he/she is solely responsible for his or her own actions, whereas the poster is dealing with piracy at work. He or she could be held accountable for the unlicensed installation of software in the duties of his job, which no employer should ask of an employee. (I do realize that he or she has not been asked to do so, I was simply making a point.)

  109. Bad Organization by Demonantis · · Score: 1

    If the last guy was pirating wouldn't management have been wondering why it was costing them nothing. I think this is a really dangerous situation to bring to management cause they probably already know about it and are playing dumb.You need to work on getting management to realize its an issue. If they aren't will, I would definitely start going to budget meeting and demanding budget for software to get everything legit or move off to something OSS. For employee complaints about waiting for software word an answer that makes it sound like they are liable for the software on their computer and they will get quiet really quickly.

  110. Spiceworks IT management by witherstaff · · Score: 4, Informative

    Spiceworks is a spiffy tool. It'll get all the software and hardware info you need for your network. Borrow it on their website - it's free!

  111. Who cares?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry about it, let it happen why are you so uptight?

  112. Report them! by seek31337 · · Score: 1

    Ok, well not at first... Bring it up to management. If they force you to install pirated software, report them to the authorities. There's federal laws against retaliation for whistle blowing. Once they force you to perform illegal actions, it's your duty as a citizen to report them. Assuming they do force you to install pirated software... once reported, you'll never really need to "work" any more as any "firing" could result in a retaliation lawsuit by you. Enjoy your full-time WOW job. (Note, this is mostly sarcasm...)

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  113. They must by clawhound · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Above all, your first job is to show how this is THEIR problem. You need to show the management how this issue is THEIR issue, will bite them in the ass, and that their best course of action will be to pony up the money. Politely, of course. You don't need to be an ass. The second thing that you need is an ally. That's your boss. You need his help. You need him working the money/politics side for you. If not him, then you need someone who knows the money politics side. Don't point fingers. Your job is to come in, straighten things out, and bring the shop up to a PROFESSIONAL level. Keep that as your attitude, and make sure that everyone knows it.

  114. One thing to make sure of by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you offer OSS replacements, be ready to back that shit up. What I mean by that is you need to be ready to support it to do all the same things that whatever you replaced did. Saying "Well you shouldn't do that," or "You need to read the manual," isn't ok. You recommended it, you have to support it.

    Now in terms of things like OpenOffice, this means doing testing before hand to make sure it does everything they need. Don't assume, do real tests. Find out what they actually do and try it. Do they do mail merge? Do they have power point presentations that integrate with Excel files (for realtime data update)? Find that out and test it. Make sure it all works. Only then should you recommend an OSS solution. Two reasons for this:

    1) Your job may rely on it. If you recommend something that works poorly, they may show you the door. Goes double if it was because you were "making trouble" about their pirated software. They figure you are just going to be a problem and thus want nothing to do with you.

    2) Even if you don't get axed (and probably if you do as well), you may ruin any chances of future OSS use. The message that'll be taken away is "OSS is broken and doesn't do what you need." It'll be seen as a cheap replacement that doesn't get the job done. Thus they won't want to use it in the future. Someone will say "free software" and they'll say "no way."

    So while an OSS recommendation is a great way to legally save money, do your homework first. Make sure that it truly is a replacement for what they use now. Not a "kinda sorta works" substitute. Not a "well it does some of what you want," substitute. A true replacement for all the functions they need. Also make sure you are fully prepared to train people on it since even if the differences are small, they'll trip people up.

    1. Re:One thing to make sure of by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Agreed. What I did here was set up Linux on a spare machine and show that it worked as well as or better than Windows Server for simple file sharing, for source control, for an internal web server, etc etc, and mentioned some of the other benefits (improved security, etc).

      Now we run four or five Linux servers for various tasks.

    2. Re:One thing to make sure of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of the sanest comments (out of the few sane comments) I've ever seen on Slashdot. Bravo!

    3. Re:One thing to make sure of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So while an OSS recommendation is a great way to legally save money, do your homework first."

      Geez, some of you guys make this sound like hard work, or rocket science. Me and a bunch (four) of guys did this in $AFRICAN_COUNTRY in 2001. As it was under a US-ian high tech embargo, we had to rip out Win* based LAN and replace w $something.

      The natives were teaching us stuff that we didn't know about the software by the end of the first day.

      Put it in place for them, and typical users anywhere *can* transition to it.

    4. Re:One thing to make sure of by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      The alternative is to have upper management make all the decisions about the new system and make sure they make it "mission critical" that you go to the new software. That way, when it is really bad, nobody has to take blame. The transition will be fast too because actually working won't be a requirement before you phase the old stuff out. Ideally this needs to be done at CEO or board level so nobody has plausible deniability.

      Note that I am not recommending this approach. I am simply noting its existence. As the Oxford dictionary says, descriptive not prescriptive. Wise management works to avoid doing things this way.

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  115. BUDGET by Dynedain · · Score: 1

    Make a list of all the software you actually DO need, and propose a budget for the next year. Take it to the owner/CFO. They'll love you for it, and it gives you the ability explain why these things need to be licensed and what the real IT costs are going to be moving forward.

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  116. Good advice by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Today I would also do the homework and add "direct FOSS replacements" for the software in question as much as possible. MS server -> CentOS + Samba; MS OFfice -> OpenOffice, and so on. I would create a roadmap to get everyone legal and ask for approval.

    Above all, be professional, curteous, and politically astute. It won't do to create a "fear reflex" where you get shitcanned and blackballed. You may want to have a closed-door conversation first and ask to see if management would like to see the roadmap you've prepared.

    That's pretty good advice. Diplomatically explaining to them the consequences of a BSA visit is a good place to start and then offer a number of alternative roadmaps to a legal setup. Be sure to give them both the MS based roadmap and the FOSS roadmap (or a mixed one) if you decide to go in that direction in an attempt to save costs and be *honest* about the pro's and cons of both. FOSS evangelism won't get you very far with PHB types, they respond to bottom lines. You can save costs on FOSS in one area compared to MS solutions only to find the FOSS solution can be more expensive than comparable MS products in others ways. Of course make sure there is a paper trail, covering your ass is the most important thing in case you do get a BSA visit. If your PHBs do decide to keep using pirated software you will at least be on record as having tried to fix the problem.

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    -- Henning von Tresckow
    1. Re:Good advice by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Alternative approach:

      1. Find a job elsewhere.
      2. As you leave, report them to the BSA.
      3. ????
      4. Profit!!! The BSA pays out rewards up to $1 million.

  117. First: Don't post on the internets about it. by greenbird · · Score: 1

    This reminds me about a post in alt.sysadmin.recovery many years ago. The post was asking about what precautions one should take when firing a sysadmin and had a fair amount of details of the environment. The first reply was "Don't post about it in alt.sysadmin.recover." I'm guessing that'd be applicable here.

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  118. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    I realize that's true from a pure copyright standpoint, but in the real world it's sometimes useful to say, install a copy of a tool for evaluation in your workflow before deciding to spend $600 on a license for that tool.

    And it's even more useful to get a warez version and not even bothering to purchase the full version at all.

    If you're going to use convenience as an argument for breaking the law, I encourage you to follow that argument to its logical conclusions.

  119. Licenses or go FOSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to go legit:
    Buy licenses or go FOSS.
    The desktop part is already solved.
    And if those guys can't even work with windows,
    Install an easy gui for them, Its up to you to find and customize one...

    For the servers:
    I don't know, I don't know what that server is handling, But I am % 90 that you can replace it with a linux or BSD variant of the software.

  120. Burn them by tgkspike · · Score: 1

    I was put in a very similar position over the summer. The small business is now nearly bankrupt. If they can't afford software there is a major problem and it might not make sense to work there. I would explain what is going on to a boss, and request the software. If that doesn't work, leave the company and turn them in. Do your job, and don't worry about being the bad guy.

  121. Mod Parent up please. by m.ducharme · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This deserves mod points, people.

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  122. Whatever you do will be unappreciated by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 3, Informative

    You've actually been given some good advice on what to do from a CYA standpoint. You can try those suggestions. The odds are that nobody will fink on your company, but if your company has a disgruntled former employee, those odds will suddenly increase.

    Do note that nobody will like this. Management will get mad that you are "rocking the boat" and spending money that they hadn't budgeted because the previous guy didn't tell them that they were such a situation. The employees will get mad because there is a chance that what they were using may go away or be replaced with something else. Change is bad to a lot of people.

    To give you an idea of how crazy this fear is, my best friend is an attorney. His practice includes his wife (also an attorney) and at any given time 2 or 3 employees. He doesn't retain people well because the jobs he has don't pay well, so there's a lot of turnover in his staff. He lives in fear that a former employee will sic the BSA on him, so he makes sure that everything he has on all the PCs is legit. In fact, he will not use FOSS at all because he is afraid that somehow this will run afoul of the BSA (I have tried and failed to convince him otherwise). He also tends to pay full price for everything he buys because he is afraid too that if buys something at a discount, it might not be legal and he'll be screwed. Heck, he's been known to even buy multiple copies of a program that he may only need 1 copy of just to be absolutely sure that he's in compliance and with all of this, he is still worried that somehow, someway, the BSA will one day come calling and arbitrarily decide that he's out of compliance and screw him over. While I know that this is an extreme example, it does illustrate that some people, including small businesses, take software compliance very seriously.

    1. Re:Whatever you do will be unappreciated by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your friend needs some serious help.

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    2. Re:Whatever you do will be unappreciated by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read that and actually thought "sounds a bit like paranoid schizophrenia".

    3. Re:Whatever you do will be unappreciated by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      He doesn't retain people well because the jobs he has don't pay well, so there's a lot of turnover in his staff. He lives in fear that a former employee will sic the BSA on him, so he makes sure that everything he has on all the PCs is legit.

      Well, lawyers are notoriously cheap; I'm going to echo the guy from Mars - this is a bit past normal DD.

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  123. That's difficult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As you are the first employed as IT guy, your company might be open to your suggestions to solve the problem. To me there seems to be a change in the company, they spend money directly on IT.

    The downside is, that they might need some help to understand the problem. But, as I said, they seem not to be opposed to that.

    If I were in your situation, I would do the following:
    - Map the software used on all the machines. Get their status from the legal and technical perspective. Are they covered with licenses? Are they up to date?
    - Look for alternatives. Are they really neccessary? How much would it cost to license them? Can they be replaced by cheaper products? Is OSS an alternative?
    - Lay out my findings to the management: costs on licensing the actual programs, alternatives, costs of legal trouble.

    I am pretty sure, some companies "relicense" their products for less than the whole price. Even if odd keys might indicate pirated software, that isn't neccessarily the case. It's easier for anybody to get things straight for less money than to prove piracy and have the former customer use other products in the future.

    But if they don't care I'd look for another job.

    cb

    PS: OSS might be a good alternative, either entirely or partially. But it can also be a costly nightmare to anybody, if it's deployed without care.

  124. its all about enforcement by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    intellectual property was created as a sort of gentleman's agreement, when there were only a handful of real publishers in the world. now every teenager with a broadband connection is a publisher. such that the gentleman's agreement is unenforceable nowadays

    i'm not defending piracy, i am simply asking you to consider the notion that your attitude is simply unsustainable on the internet

    that is, if your entire defense of creators consists of whining, creators really don't have any rights any more. you need to actually defend creator's rights. effectively. i just don't see that being possible anymore. that it doesn't matter what the law is, because the de facto status on the web is poor teenagers with a broadband, zero interest in or knowledge of the law, and a hungry need for software

    when publishing consisted of a guy with a vinyl press or a cassette duplicator, piracy was small, slow, and easily trackable. now its everywhere, sparse, and done in countries without the sort of intellectual property laws you apparently rely on as some sort of moral code

    maybe the attitude towards intellectual property in other countries is the proper attitude and your attitude is wrong? maybe you should get off your high horse and adjust your attitude to the reality? maybe creators need to find some other way of sustaining income other than exorbitant fees for a distribution medium which is completely porous?

    or ignore, dismiss me as an immoral pirate, and continue whining about a notion which is completely ignored and unenforced. reality: you need to look at it. your current attitude seems to be built in defiance of the reality you find yourself in

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    1. Re:its all about enforcement by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Regardless of your moral stance on the issue the fact remains that for a nontrivial sized buisness (more than a handfull of employees) pirating software from the big vendors is risky. It just takes one disgrutles employee to rat on you and if it doesn't look like you have been spending enough on licensing it's got a good chance of being audit time.

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  125. Private vs Profit by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Neither is theft. Both are illegal. I think most people however would agree that there is a substantial difference between downloading a song and putting it on your portable player vs. downloading that same song and using it in a product you sell. The introduction of profit motive makes a pretty big ethical difference.

    1. Re:Private vs Profit by Rary · · Score: 1

      The introduction of profit motive makes a pretty big ethical difference.

      Slightly off-topic, I know, but this is why I personally advocate copyright reform along the lines of the creation of a "commercial copyright". Essentially, in addition to shortening the length of copyright protection, unauthorized copying should only be considered an infringement if it's done for commercial purposes.

      This would create a world wherein it's legal to: download a song for your digital audio device, install a cracked Photoshop for personal use, copy a DVD borrowed from a friend; but illegal to: download a song to put in a commercial, install a cracked Photoshop for business use, copy a DVD to sell on a street corner.

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  126. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by icebrain · · Score: 4, Informative

    Stop calling it "piracy"! Installing software you haven't licensed is breach of contract, or something like that.

    Piracy, on the other hand, isn't some little look-the-other-way offense that gets you in trouble with the BSA and sends you to court. It's a brutal, nasty, bloody, violent, and sometimes deadly crime committed against a vessel (aircraft or ship) and the people and property on board People get hurt from piracy. People die from piracy.

    And you know what the punishment for piracy traditionally was?

    Death, usually by hanging.

    It's not something that's just a storybook tale made for Disney movies. Piracy still happens, only now the pirates operate from fast boats, use radar and GPS to track their prey, and arm themselves with rocket launchers and machine guns. They still hold ships for ransom, steal the valuable cargo, and sometimes mutilate or kill their victims.

    Piracy and copying software aren't even on the same level.

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  127. Re:Most Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No... I think most slashdotters believe you shouldn't be burdened with a lifetime of debt for downloading/distributing some music. The point being if you went out and stole the music from a store the penalty would be less...

  128. Easy answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I USE THEM.

  129. How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > How Do You Deal With Pirated Programs At Work?

    Well, I usually use BitTorrent or eMule myself.

  130. The RIGHT answer by Spobody+Necial · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not even my own story. Several years ago, my father was working for Perot Enterprises (that didn't last long), and one of his jobs was to "do whatever was necessary" to get the local office software licenses legal, without impacting their ability to do the work. He ended up spending tens of thousands of dollars purchasing licenses for the software that everybody depended on, AFTER getting them to identify the stuff they didn't really use and removing it from the machines. But, that's the rub. You can either do it cheap, and change how the business actually works, generating animosity about your evil practices, or you can do it expensive. Ask the boss. He needs to decides which expense he would rather pay. And the risk of getting caught is a viable option for him to choose . . .. You might not want to hang around if he picks that one, but it is an option from his seat.

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  131. Re:Most Slashdotters by skeeto · · Score: 1

    Slashdotters HATE creators' rights.

    Ignoring the error of lumping everyone on /. together, there is no such thing as "creators' rights".

  132. OTOH.... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...have you considered a career change into piracy?

    You could set the place up with even nicer warez than they've already stolen. Everyone would think you're da bomb.

    Just be careful everyone knows what not to mention when writing your LinkedIn recommendations.

  133. Be a rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Rat them out to the BSA
    2. ....
    3. Profit!
    4. Quit.

  134. Re:Most Slashdotters by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    At the risk of using the same analogy twice in the same thread.. A person copying software and music is like J-walking.. sure it's illegal, heck sometimes it costs people their lives, but usually it's just a tiny little indiscretion that makes people's lives easier. On the other hand, actually PROFITING from copied music or software is like driving your car against traffic. It could end up a terrible mess.

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  135. cya, work with them, or leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's important to avoid being adversarial, so start by assuming that the previous guy was doing everything on the level.

    1. Ask for documentation that supports the fact that you own licenses for all the software you have. (CYA)

    2. In the absence of #1, ask someone to state for the record, in writing, that you own licenses for all the software you have. (CYA)

    3. If they provide #1 or #2, carry on with business as usual, and buy new stuff as you need it.

    4. If they cannot or will not provide #1 or #2, you need to outline what it will take to bring their operation into legal compliance and appeal for funds to do so. If there's no money, that may include removing software or shutting off machines, so work out how that can be done with the least disruption possible.

    5. If they have no interest in being in legal compliance, leave.

    6. If they fire you for trying to operate legally, sue their asses. (make sure you do all of the above IN WRITING and keep copies in case
    you are escorted from the building)

    You will earn respect by trying to work with them and their needs, and getting the most use out of what they have while still bringing things into compliance. You will not earn respect by threatening anyone or calling anyone names.

    Again, if they're not interested in coming into compliance, you need to find someplace else to work, because they are asking you to break the law.

  136. devil's advocate by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think BSA gives bounties to whistleblowers, and the size varies on how much stolen software they discover... Depending on the size of your company it could run to years worth of salary.

    If the company won't correct the problem, and you think the blame will fall on you...

    1. Re:devil's advocate by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      -1, Evil.

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    2. Re:devil's advocate by berend+botje · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1, Evil.

    3. Re:devil's advocate by get+quad · · Score: 2, Informative

      BSA will fine/threaten lawsuit and then work out a settlement. The reward given to the whistleblower is a set amount based on the amount of the settlement. The whistleblower is never at risk of being exposed. So where do you work? ;)

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    4. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you mean +1, Evil.

    5. Re:devil's advocate by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      -1, Evil.

      Note evil Just merciless.

      You want mercy?! I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!

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    6. Re:devil's advocate by Starteck81 · · Score: 1

      -1, Evil.

      Some one has been playing too much Fable.

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    7. Re:devil's advocate by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Funny

      >>>I think BSA gives bounties to whistleblowers, and the size varies on how much stolen software they discover... it could run to years worth of salary.

      Hello. My name is Barak Obama and I think I could use you on my team.

      -----or-----

      Hello, I represent AIG. We think we could use you in our company.

      -----or-----

      Hello, I represent RIAA. BSA told us about your report regarding illegal software, and also learned your employees had downloaded music on their machines. Rather than thank you, we have decided to sue you. Pay us $5000 or else we go to court.

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    8. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If the company won't correct the problem, and you think the blame will fall on you...

      Send out a memo to all staff. Advise that it has recently come to your attention that there is possibly unlicensed software on some computers.

      Management will perk up their ears when you include how much it will cost the company in fines should this come to anyone's attention.

      Insist that ALL software installed on any company machine be given the OK by the IT department. Set up a process whereby you verify licensing for all applications on all company equipment.

      Basically, you need to conduct a software license audit. Get the go-ahead from management first, of course. If they refuse to give it out, and/or dig in their heels about making official policy that all apps be approved to verify legality, then go to the BSA yourself.

    9. Re:devil's advocate by outZider · · Score: 1

      The "truth" from an editorial show. Good job.

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    10. Re:devil's advocate by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Hmm, in this economy that's starting like a pretty easy way to make a living...

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    11. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "years worth of salary" would be an exception, and it's still not much if you will never be able to find a new job.

    12. Re:devil's advocate by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea....good advice. Just send out a memo that basically condemns the last guy doing IT (who is likely still there doing other tasks), and freak out the management with "we need $25,000 in new software" in a memo you just broadcast to the personel without management position. Be sure to upgrade your resume as well, since management will consider you a troublemaker and find it easier to replace you than fix the problem.

      Only a dumbass would just do this without going to management first. They don't want, or need, someone to stir up the pot in public that can fixed over a period of a few months, while you beef up policies in a more orderly fashion.

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    13. Re:devil's advocate by pegr · · Score: 1

      I think BSA gives bounties to whistleblowers, and the size varies on how much stolen software they discover... Depending on the size of your company it could run to years worth of salary.

      Bullhockey. Show me one instance within which the BSA paid anything sizable. You can't because thay haven't. They are lieing cheating scum, just like the software vendors they represent.

      And for the submitter, if the BSA shows up at your door, tell them to come back with a warrant. (Then leave out the backdoor.)

    14. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think BSA gives bounties to whistleblowers, and the size varies on how much stolen software they discover... Depending on the size of your company it could run to years worth of salary.

      If the company won't correct the problem, and you think the blame will fall on you...

      I find it repulsive to whistle blow on a small company. Not to mention the awful reputation you would receive if you did it. I doubt any company on the planet would ever hire you if they found out what you did.

    15. Re:devil's advocate by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      As well as the issue as to whether it is moral to set the BSA goons on a company the other problem I see with doing that is if your colleages have friends in the buisness and guesses that you are the rat it could make getting your next job much harder.

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    16. Re:devil's advocate by Creepy · · Score: 1

      In this guy's case, though, he's putting his job at risk if he becomes an anonymous whistleblower. Put simply, if there is only one current IT guy in charge of installing software and suddenly the BSA says a lot of software he is in charge of installing is pirated, who is the finger going to point to by internal management? If I were running the company I'd fire that IT guy immediately.

          At my current job I'd handle it a bit differently - I'd go to HR, tell them the issue and tell them that it was likely the employee that formerly did it, along with a list of potentially illegal items, and have them talk to management and purchasing and find out what is and is not illegal. Since the company is cooperating and didn't knowingly infringe (or if they did, the HR person can call in the BSA), any lawsuit or firing could be redirected to the guy that used to do that job or corrupt management and since HR knows that I was looking out for the company's best interests. If they fired me anyway, I'd call the BSA and tell them I was fired in retaliation for reporting piracy and give a list of infringing products (and then reap the BSA reward and probably a whistleblower retaliation lawsuit).
      It doesn't sound like this particular company is at fault, since it sounds like only the one guy did the piracy and told the employees they had legal licenses for other stuff.

    17. Re:devil's advocate by gknoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say that reporting knowledge of wrongdoing, when you know there's a bounty and have given them an opportunity to reform, is:

      +1 ethical
      (and we hope +1 lucrative also. It's also probably -1 Bad Career Choice, though.)

      Doing it right off the bat isn't very nice, but if the management insists on unethical (and illegal?) behavior being company policy, then you're in the clear.

    18. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5, Evil.

      Fixed that for you.

    19. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this guy's case, though, he's putting his job at risk if he becomes an anonymous whistleblower. Put simply, if there is only one current IT guy in charge of installing software and suddenly the BSA says a lot of software he is in charge of installing is pirated, who is the finger going to point to by internal management?

      That's why you wait until someone quits or gets fired.

    20. Re:devil's advocate by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A reporter is a reporter, regardless if he works at a television company, the local newspaper, or on the internet. If you have doubts of the facts presented, rather than engage in ad hominem attacks (a logical fallacy), you could double-check the facts in the Congressional records from 1992 to 2005, and then come back here and refute them one-by-one.

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    21. Re:devil's advocate by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      Offtopic shit is shit. STFU.

    22. Re:devil's advocate by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Talk to your lawyer (of course IANAL) and union rep, possibly the BCS too?

      Refuse to install ripped off software and inform the relevant authorities.

      You'll get fired or be forced to resign but you'll have a very strong case for unfair/constructive dismissal and be able to sue for plenty of money - not enough that you won't have problems finding a job. ...

    23. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully enough to live on while you try to find another job in this economy...

    24. Re:devil's advocate by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      +2 fighting evil with evil

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    25. Re:devil's advocate by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You forgot '-3 fired', especially if it would cause a non-disclosure lawsuit for which he could be sued to bankruptcy, even if the company or the previous IT manager are prosecuted. It's also death on job recommendations or resume.

      The OP needs to talk to the previous software purchasers or employees about how they got things, and ideally get _in writing_ who claims that software licenses exist. I've had to crack DRM on software to extract data for migration to open source, and explain to people that their laptops with their own "downloaded" copies of software could not sit inside the corporate network to protect the company and _me_ from lawsuit. It doesn't always work: but a company that steals this way is often stealing from their own employees in other ways, and is usually a good place to leave ASAP.

    26. Re:devil's advocate by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Or, bring it up at a meeting, but play unconcerned about the ethics but worried about a possible BSA raid, then casually mention the reward for whistleblowers as a reason for a possible raid ("but no-one here would be that shrewd, surely?").
      1. Give tip to BSA
      2. ???
      3. Profit!
      4. It could be anyone by now.
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    27. Re:devil's advocate by UncleTogie · · Score: 3, Informative

      AFAIK, NDAs can't be used to cover up illegal behavior. Contract law, I believe; you can't bind to contract something that's illegal. It's kind of like getting someone to sign a form to provide you contract killing for a given rate. Won't wash in court.

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    28. Re:devil's advocate by pi_3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I highly doubt this, unless they have changed their policies. Several years ago I was put in charge of license compliance at a software development firm. We were easily short about $200,000 worth of software licenses - and that was just with Microsoft, Adobe, and Macromedia. After not getting anywhere with the higher-ups, I sent an email to BSA asking them what to do, stating that I feared I would loose my job if I reported them, but at the same time knew we were grossly out of compliance. No reply other than an auto-responder.

    29. Re:devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a snitch and deserve to get your ass kicked, punk ass faggot.

    30. Re:devil's advocate by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First, queue up a couple of stories on how the BSA destroyed various companies and present to the boss(es) how you'd like to avoid that, especially if some folks have left recently.

      Second - show that their fileservers can easily be converted to linux boxes (no license fees)

      Third, depending on the size of your company, buy a MS tech kit license (whatever that thing is) You get a full suite of small business server software and 10 CALs plus 10 licenses for all other programs. It's for evaluation purposes, which you might be able to claim since you don't have legal software. It will at least get you semi-legal until you can fix them with cash or FOSS. Which is what we did. Go all Linux/OSX and free yourself from worry about it.

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    31. Re:devil's advocate by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      If the company won't correct the problem, and you think the blame will fall on you...

      I have been tempted a couple of years ago in a small company to do just that; they were pirating everything, and as the "hey this engineer happens to know how to install software" guy I was given a lone legit license to Windows and told to bypass activation on all the machines.

      I put Linux on where I could, and quit shortly after because it was obvious that the company was going nowhere anyway... they wouldn't even pay for the tools they used, yet they had massive capital investment that they blew on fancy furniture, expensive desk phones, multiple big monitors for the CEO's desk so he looked important, etc.

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    32. Re:devil's advocate by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, unless you get a conviction of your employer or the guilty employees, it's a very serious potential nightmare to establish that they were doing an illegal act that would allow you to violate your NDA. And it's to a large, criminal company's advantage to stomp you _flat_ if you expose criminal wrongdoing, to keep you hushed up and the court records sealed, to discourage other potential whistleblowers, and to allow them to portray you as an unreliable witness with a personal grudge in any further proceedings. I've personally seen one case (involving sexual abuse, not IP) where exactly this occurred to the whistleblower, who had one heck of a time finding work after that and tried, desperately, to file civil lawsuits for being blackballed by her former superviros.

      I've sadly seen several others where employees who complained too much about unlicensed software or illegal acts were let go more quietly, as "not team players" and "hampering productivity". This was partly due to frustration on the employee's parts, but I've certainly engaged in my own gentle forms of warfare against such software. (90% employee software discounts? For 200 copies purchased by the spouse of the vice president, purchased in lots of 5? Oh, please! I got us off of that software ASAP!)

    33. Re:devil's advocate by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      Dogbert? is that you?

    34. Re:devil's advocate by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      You're right, and the fact that someone signs an NDA sure as heck won't be a valid defense when the law comes knocking with warrants and subpoenas.

    35. Re:devil's advocate by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      From what I understand the fines are a lot more than what the software is actually worth. And it's not as if that the majority (if any) of that money is going to the software authors. It's going to BSA lawyers.

      It's ethical at only the most vague surface level. When you consider the actual behavior of the BSA and the fact that someone's getting paid to potentially cost a large number of people their jobs (depending on if the company can weather the fines and legal fees), it stops seeming so black and white.

      It's rather like being a police informant in a world where you can be guaranteed that the cops are going to beat the crap out of whoever you turn in, even if it's a small offense. And somehow there's a car involved. Maybe that's the prize they give you.

    36. Re:devil's advocate by Ridgecity · · Score: 1

      IF you listen to radio webcasts you will hear an ad about reporting your company if it uses pirated software, and "you could win up to a million dollars!" and it says it just like an infomercial, so it means it's not true. Not to mention you will put most of your coworkers out of jobs and you probably, because you helped Bill Gates get his money back.

    37. Re:devil's advocate by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      This only applies if the person ratting the company out is not the one in charge of licensing which being the one in charge of IT he would be.

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    38. Re:devil's advocate by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      It does not follow that just because unauthorized use of software may be wrong, cooperating with an organized extortion ring such as the BSA is therefore right. It is not. The BSA does far more than merely enforce compliance with licensing restrictions; it also extorts money from organizations that may well have valid licenses, but can't prove it. Proof of licensing compliance is inherently difficult. But in a free society, the burden always must be on the accuser who wishes to accuse someone of wrongdoing. It should never be on the accused to prove his/her/its innocence. The BSA insists that they do, and, when they cannot, extorts large amounts of money to which neither it nor its member companies are entitled. This is wrong, and I would not voluntarily cooperate with it under any circumstance whatever (although I would not condone or willingly participate in the unauthorized use of proprietary software either).

  137. Software as a Service by tcampb01 · · Score: 1

    In addition to FOSS, don't forget that there's also SaaS options (Software as a Service). For example... could you use Google Mail & Calendar instead of Outlook & Exchange for mail & calendar?

    1. Re:Software as a Service by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I haven't looked into Google that closely. How good is its shared calendaring? Scheduling is a HUGE issue for us, and the main reason we went to Exchange.

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    2. Re:Software as a Service by La+Camiseta · · Score: 1

      You may also want to look at some free, but not foss solutions. I know that Sun's Java Communications Suite is freely available and offers pretty much everything that exchange offers, including a pretty ajax-enabled web interface and an Outlook plugin so that it works just as if it were an Exchange server.

      And then there's the foss solutions like Zimbra, etc.

    3. Re:Software as a Service by EW87 · · Score: 0

      Google Calendar and Google Docs = Lifesaver.

    4. Re:Software as a Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't like that Google didn't have an appliance for Calendar. Instead, we have a part timer on modifying the free version of 6zap to run off our LDAP system, and automatically dump calendars to a file when they're updated. At that point we can import them in to thunderbird.

      Not as elegant, and we're definitely not contributing this code to 6zap (apparently they keep your ideas if you commit anything), but at least we run it in house.

  138. Re:Most Slashdotters by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    You're asking Slashdot how they deal with piracy? Slashdotters HATE creators' rights. Most will be fully in favor of piracy and consider it a "cultural revolution" or "free advertising" or whatever ridiculous excuse they've concocted that week to make themselves not feel guilty.

    I think many Slashdotters had more respect for creators' rights before the Sony Bono Copyright Term Extension Act and other similar legislation were passed.

  139. enforcement by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    a business is not run on holier-than-thou shaming. either intellectual property laws are enforceable, or intellectual property laws are unenforceable. if they are unenforceable, which the internet and a billion poor teenagers with a broadband connection, no money, and little interest or respect for the law have shown, then there is no business in media anymore. furthermore, the internet is borderless, and other countries have no such regard for intellectual property laws, nor did they ever. who is to say your attitude toward sintellectual property is correct and their's is wrong?

    you can make all the withering shaming speeches you want. you can't run on a business on that. can you enforce the law? or not? beginning and end of issue

    intellectual property law, which is a gentleman's agreement amongst a few publishers, is not morality. please stop thinking you can defend a business practice with nothing more than attitude

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  140. Sounds familiar... by fprintf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/02/04/022257 is a discussion very recently about software piracy at the Beijing office of a company. While the location is different, the responses are quite similar. Basically, document your actions in writing, and be prepared to leave if the situation doesn't improve.

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  141. Re:#3 by BPPG · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ZOMG replace it all with FreeDOS

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  142. Finding the Licenses by cbdougla · · Score: 4, Informative

    One thing you might try is use a software product to find the license numbers.

    http://www.magicaljellybean.com/ has a utility that will print out all the Microsoft license number for all the MS programs installed on the computer.

    Now I am not suggesting you do that for all the computers but certainly taking a sample of machines and seeing if they're using the same license on them could help determine the true nature of the situation.

    1. Re:Finding the Licenses by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Not that there is anything wrong with using the same key on a load of computers if it's a volume license key that is legitimately yours. IIRC MS even lets you use your VLK to reinstall machines licensed under OEM or retail licenses (though there are some nagging restrictions on the details that you will need to check on if you use this route)

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  143. one idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take notes, get the BSA phone number and use those to get a raise?

  144. Here's what you do by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First off, let the higher-ups know what's going on and that it's neither a joke nor a hassle but a serious issue of stolen property about which they have now been unambiguously advised.

    Second, try to handle this in a "moving forward" manner. You'll find no support for suddenly spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on software. If you push it, you'll probably be fired for not being a "team player." Instead, make sure that any new systems you set up run correctly licensed software. You'll replace all the computers over the course of the next several years anyway, so this will get you where you need to be while spreading the cost out into something manageable.

    Third, get together with the company accountant and and scrutinize the purchase receipts for the last 3 years. You probably have more licenses than you think, but they were purchased ad-hoc with poor recordkeeping.

    Fourth, don't be too literal with the license details. If you have three VMs running XP on a XP host and you try to call that four licenses you'll get skewered by your boss, just as you should. Practices like refusing to let employees install Office on their home PCs because the company hasn't paid for an extra license will earn you a rep for having a stick up your tail. Get exactly one Office license for each employee and no more. And as long as you have a license for each copy of Windows, don't worry about whether the individual installations were done with a crack.

    Fifth, recall that individuals often install useful software on their individual machines. This is a good thing. You think you only have two solutions: the company licenses the software or you remove the software. In fact, you have a third: the individual to which the computer is assigned can take direct responsibility for the software, and sign a form to the effect that, "The following software on my computer is provided by the company. I, the undersigned, take responsibility for the legality of any other computer software found on my machine."

    Finally, do the obvious stuff... Replace Norton Antivirus with AVG Free, Secure Shell Client with Putty, etc. MS Office with OpenOffice if you dare.

    Now, obviously this is not legal advice. If you want legal advice, the answer is: "Open your wallet and close your eyes 'cause if you see this it'll just make you cry." This is social advice. It'll get your company to a point where it's operating ethically without unduly annoying your boss or colleagues.

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    1. Re:Here's what you do by japhering · · Score: 1

      Finally, do the obvious stuff... Replace Norton Antivirus with AVG Free, Secure Shell Client with Putty, etc. MS Office with OpenOffice if you dare.

      Be careful here, a lot of the "free" software on the internet is only free for individual use. That precludes the use on any corporate machine for any reason. Commercial use doesn't mean makes a profit .. it means, it is used as part of the process.

    2. Re:Here's what you do by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      No no no.... never goto management without documenting and research first. CYA

      ps its not so much to show managment, but to show managment you'll have plenty of evidence if the fire or try to blame you.

    3. Re:Here's what you do by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to comment on one of your points:

      Fourth, don't be too literal with the license details. If you have three VMs running XP on a XP host and you try to call that four licenses you'll get skewered by your boss, just as you should.

      This attitute could cost you boatloads of cash should the BSA audit.

      If you have 100 VMs lying around that have Photoshop on them, guess who needs 100 Photoshop licenses?

      At least, that is what some corporate lawyers have told us.

      This can be a real issue in some environments, where people clone VMs and are able to do so ad-hoc. It's just so easy to do.

    4. Re:Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Finally, do the obvious stuff... Replace Norton Antivirus with AVG Free, Secure Shell Client with Putty, etc. MS Office with OpenOffice if you dare."

      Um, almost got it - AVG Free is NOT for use in a business/corporate environment. Read the Terms of Use for AVG Free. Replace Norton - you bet. Replace it with illegal installs of AVG Free - not good. Try replacing it with the AVG Corporate product or something similar.

    5. Re:Here's what you do by Spazmania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This attitute could cost you boatloads of cash should the BSA audit.

      That threat only really works against large companies and government agencies operating on a large-scale licensing agreement. In a small company, you basically tell the BSA that you respectfully decline their invitation to audit your systems. If they ever try to, which they don't.

      Of course, if you're dumb enough to invite the BSA to audit your systems then you get what you deserve.

      --
      Moderating "-1, Disagree" is simple censorship. Have the guts to post your opinion.
    6. Re:Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually AVG FREE is not legally offered for use in a business/commercial setting.

      It's only free for personal use.

    7. Re:Here's what you do by Eric+in+SF · · Score: 2, Informative

      I mentioned it in an earlier reply to this thread, but the US Courts take the refusal of an audit as probable cause and you'll have US Marshalls at your door a few hours later, ready to take away every computer in the office.

    8. Re:Here's what you do by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Got an actual example of that ever happening?

      --
      Moderating "-1, Disagree" is simple censorship. Have the guts to post your opinion.
    9. Re:Here's what you do by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Gradual is indeed the best way forward. Make sure that all newly purchased systems are completely legitimate and that all software going forward is also legitimate.

      Eventually (a year or two), you'll get close to 100% legit, without breaking the bank.

      At a minimum, you'll be making progress towards going legit.

      (We also switched, over the course of a few years, as much software to OSS solutions as possible. With more switches planned.)

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    10. Re:Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, you have a third: the individual to which the computer is assigned can take direct responsibility for the software, and sign a form to the effect that, "The following software on my computer is provided by the company. I, the undersigned, take responsibility for the legality of any other computer software found on my machine."

      Any sensible employee will say that they don't know precisly what software is installed already on their machine (not everything shows up in the start menu etc., things have different names etc.). If you make them feel they have to sign or face sanctions, then their signature is pretty worthless ('I signed under duress, I thought I would be sacked otherwise').

  145. Report and Audit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had to deal with this before. Basically I reported the company and went through an audit. If your truly an IT guy you will understand this is the only way, otherwise you are letting pirates damage your field and doing nothing.

  146. Try the Pirate Bay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How Do You Deal With Pirated Programs At Work?

    I know, I know - it can be hard to find them, but the Pirate Bay provides some good pointers.

  147. it's quite simple by jrbrewin · · Score: 1

    having dealt alot with software licensing.. you have three simple options - ignore the problem and hope no one finds out - suggest free software that can replace illegal installs - tackle the problem head on. here in the UK at least the fact is that if your company was found out the guys up the food chain would be held responsible in the eyes of the law. If your company can cope with the financial and legal hit, and continues to exist you may lose your job, but you probably wouldn't be the only one. start any project like this by finding out the scope of the problem. find out, or make rough guesses as to what the damage is, and what would need to be done to rectify it. Get management buy-in, and start fixing it. Acceptance that there is a fault, and getting management buy-in to rectifying the problem is often enough to prevent the likes of FAST and FACT from persuing legal action. if you're up against a financial reason for not buying licenses, make managers realise that you've not been buying them since year dot, and the business simply cannot grow living on the wrong side of the law.

  148. Arrrrgh! by PPH · · Score: 1

    Bury them and mark the spot with an 'X'.

    This wasn't the kind of booty I was hoping for.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  149. my successful approach by itzdandy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I came into a job where the previous guy had installed upwards of 300 copies of MS Office 2000 Pro and a number of other programs such as terminal emulators.

    I went to the management with this and got pretty much nowhere. I did win on the fact that I would not under any circumstances install software without a license so I have a solution moving forward.

    For all those machine without proper licenses I went to the software company and explained the issue and that I would like to bring the company into compliance if they would be willing to give me their discounted upgrade rate. I replaced all of the Office 2000 installs with open office and got the vendor of a terminal emulator to make me a good deal.

    We are now 100% compliant and migrating towards more open source software.

    I wish that there were direct OSS replacements for everything I run but there are not. I need perfect VT400 emulation and I have not found an OSS that does that. Putty is about 95% but that other 5% doesnt allow me to have the proper keys mapped to the proper location.

    Good luck and be on Buddha's side. Stick to your principals.

    1. Re:my successful approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered commisioning someone to bring putty up to 100% compliance with your needs? I would think that for a few hundred dollars those last keymappings could be fixed to your specifications.

    2. Re:my successful approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stick to your principals.
      I lost touch with my principals since I left high-school for university.

  150. Oblig. by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

    Make it look like you are a contentious employee doing your best for the company

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  151. IANAL But... by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    I play one on the interwebs...

    I think the most important word you need to use is "indemnification".. if its that big of a deal, pay the $250ish whatever, get a legal document drawn up (from a real lawyer) that makes the company pay for your legal and judgement fees and hope you don't go to jail.

    Imho, you cant "CYA" out of doing illegal things. If you are breaking laws, YOU are breaking laws.

  152. Question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I get a copy of Office 2003? I need to install it here on about 25 PC's.

    Thanks!

  153. come clean with software companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    real quick...i was in almost (see below) exactly the same position and had convinced management to comply and set about compiling a list of what was in-use. the employee assigned the task was let go prior to completing it, and subsequently turned in the company; we received a couple of nice letters kindly letting us know our options; we told them our story and they referred us to sales where after a few months(!) new licenses and upgrades arrived. almost exactly -- instead of truly pirated copies, most often one copy was purchased, but installed multiple times.

  154. Get it of your hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perform an audit of all software installed and all licences owned by the company and report it. If you will hide it, you will be held responsible if/when BSA comes. On the other hand, you will report that the issue exists, business people will at least be able to make a decision - fix it or ignore it. But then its out of your hands anyway, and thats a good thing.

  155. Real liability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ethical considerations aside, does the poster actually have any liability? He's not an officer of the corporation, and he has advised them of the situation. Even if the BSA storms in, would he be at any _personal_ risk?

  156. Well, not that it makes it OK, but... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    ...if you pirate music for personal use, that's kinda different than running a profit-making business using bootlegged software.

    You should be making enough money to pay for the software you need to run your business. If not, well, I guess you have bigger problems than some pirated software.

  157. You guys are funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are demonstrating how out of touch with small business you are. And displaying a tad bit of hypocrisy as well.

    Corporate IT policies? You flatter yourself if you think they are important to the company.

    Software licensing? It's laughable you think there's money or interest in throwing away profit.

    FOSS solutions? Yeah, like most non-tech industries are going to just reinvent themselves to support those. Many barely support Windows (XP only).

    And what world do you guys live in where the users in the company would actually re-learn everything they do in email, word processing spreadsheets and industry apps just to fit your FOSS ideal? Most non-tech-industry users barely can handle email and rely on years of repetitive experience just to get through their computer day.

    Your hypocrisy shows when you compare /.'s stance towards music piracy vs software piracy.
    Guess what? Developers make up a majority of the groupthink here. Musicians aren't a significant portion of the membership. What a shocker, that software piracy is considered a sin, while music piracy is just "getting what ya' want and stickin' it to tha' man (RIAA)."

    The OP lives in the real world, where the owner (not some company bigwig) built the small business and constantly evaluates expenditures. In this environment, discussing software licenses like they are sacrosanct (and more important than the company's bottomline) is the easiest way to get yourself fired.
    Many small IT's yearly budgets is in the triple digits.

    You guys would not be a good fit for this world. And it does use IT - they just don't view it as the Holy Way of Life y'all apparently think it is.

  158. Here is how you handle it. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do an inventory of the software and find out how much illegal software is in the company.

    Set up a meeting with management, and the company lawyer if there is one, and explain to them what the last IT guy did and what will happen if they get caught using illegal copies of software, including the large fines. Explain to them their exposure. Tell them that this has to be corrected to protect the company. Tell them about the companies that have been turned in by disgruntled former employees. Get their buy-in to remove or buy any software that is of questionable origin and to put in place a software procurement process.

    Then, put out a memo explaining the changes, including how this is caused by missing media and/or licenses and that any software missing licenses must either be bought or removed. State that this is an amnesty and, after a set period of time, anyone with illegal software on their computer will be subject to disciplinary action up to and including termination.

    Document everything every step of the way. If at any point you are told to keep making illegal copies and using unlicensed software, find another job and quit stating you will not break the law for them. Then, turn them into the BSA.

    --
    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
  159. FOSS is not a replacement, often. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOSS is not a replacement, but it may be legal in your company, Legality is the main issue, not features. If the company won't be legally owning software, I'd want nothing to do with them. If OpenOffice is all they can afford, that's what I'd be installing. After a few hours of fixing formatting issues between OO and MS-O users, the cost of not using the same software across the board will become clear. For tiny companies, MS-O is an easy selection. When you have 500+ users, that choice is less clear due to license costs. Then you have to be worried about the lost productivity for retraining all the people who will complain that OO doesn't do X or Y exactly the same as MS-O.

    I ran some numbers on the costs to replace MS-Windows and Office at a company with 60,000 users. We were paying MS less than $30 per system for both and unlimited CALs. They gave us AD and Sharepoint for internal use. They reamed us on Exchange. We generally had 3 Microsoft provided engineers on-site for free and for specific projects, we'd buy additional consulting resources as needed. Anyway, our annual desktop license were under $5M. I couldn't consider Linux/OpenOffice for that price and never looked any further. Obviously, we had many 1,000s of applications. Many were Win32 only and we'd need to figure out how to address them. Many were web apps too, but the vendor used ActiveX controls, so they weren't platform independent.

    Many years ago, I budgeted for 17 copies of Purify and 5 copies of the "leading" windows memory leak finder. My team ended up with 5 Purify and 3 of the other licenses. Purify was a hog on Windows at the time, but it was so much better than the native Windows tool that everyone wanted to use it instead. The next year, 20 more copies were purchased. We were always legal (or as close as any company with 100 people ever is) on compilers, class libraries, and OS copies.

    What really bothers me is when you need 200 operating system licenses and seem to have paid for 400 of them just because you replaced WinXP hardware over time. Retail customers get screwed this way all the time. I suspect that only the largest customers don't get completely screwed - but they get screwed over CALs and MS-Exchange and MS-SQL server licenses instead.

    FOSS isn't always the answer. It may be - depending on your current situation, but it probably isn't.

    1. Re:FOSS is not a replacement, often. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are we comparing as FOSS or commercial in product selection? As an end user, compare as products. The fact that some are FOSS may be a factor but don't do it only because it is free and open source (unless this is a requirement for you). Choose the product that does what you want, at the cost you can afford, with the support you require, on the platform you use, etc...

      Mij

  160. do the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your job is to look after the company - and installing illegal software is NOT looking after the company, no matter how you spin it. I used to work as Information Systems Tech for a major electronics retailer, and piracy was rampant, especially within the technical service area - cloning utilities, you name it. I have friends that had Best Buy techs install illegal copies of Windows on their machines.

    I ended up making a list of the pirated software, and taking it to my manager, explaining the legal risk, and recommending OSS and low-cost alternatives. Management responded by telling me to remove the illegal software immediately, check for it frequently, and then worry about finding ways to make everything still work. I got lucky, you may face more resistance.

    But remember, your primary thing to worry about is YOU not ending up in jail. DO NOT go along with your boss saying everything will be fine. If it's going to take a couple of months to transition, that's one thing, but you'd better be moving in the right direction.

  161. tohands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/172-000-Pirated-Software-Fine-78476.shtml

    this is what I show to people who ask me for pirate stuff in the company.

  162. Re:Most Slashdotters by orasio · · Score: 1

    Well, or maybe not.
    Remember that /. is made of people like you, too.
    And like the guy who posted the Ask Slashdot, who probably doesn't care a lot for free software, or he wouldn't make that question.
    And some of us are free software advocates (or zealots).
    None of those groups think we are entitled to things for free.
    _I_ refuse to run non-free software for other reasons. I don't like dealing with licensing and support budgets, and I think proprietary software tends to need support contracts, in my area. Free software is easier to support in house.
    Unauthorized copies are a even more of a PITA for support.

  163. Relax but act by bgrieder · · Score: 1

    You are a manager, CYA is not an option for managers.

    BSA lawyers are unlikely to come to your door. At 300 USD/hour, those who pay them, prefer that they send a letter first. Not a nice letter - I have read one a few years ago - that must be handled by the company lawyers. If that happens you will have to bargain with them (which they will do).

    Before that happens, please realize that for obvious cost and speed reasons, software vendors prefer that you negotiate a settlement with their sales guys rather than through their lawyers. If you need their software, give them a call directly and you may actually end up paying less than if you had to buy everything from the catalog. Oracle has run "operations" like this, usually close to their financial year end (end of May) to help meet their sales targets.

    Finally, if this had to go to court, an important factor (not sure in the US though) would be to show that you/the management honestly tried to immediately do something to fix the issue when you became aware of it.
    So talk to your boss, do something and make sure you write emails about it.

  164. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Arrgh, matey. Yer bloomin' semanticky pratter blister'd me ears. Dan'l Webster be damned! Software piracy be piracy!

    Avast!

  165. Tough situation by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    This is one of those things where you're going to find rough going regardless of which way you go. It really depends on the people above you. If the problem is as bad as you suspect, your higher-ups are going to have a cow when you tell them how much it's going to cost to fix the problem, but after that they're either going to understand that this is necessary and look for a solution, or they're going to turn into Slimy McShysterpants and look for a way out. Which will involve telling you to ignore the problem to some extent, and selling you out if and when the time comes.

    The critical thing here is that you can't waiver on this one. You can get all the CYA's in the world but if you continue to let this go on, even through inaction, it will have consequences down the road if the situation ever blows up.

    "So Mr. Jones, I see you worked at Company X for 5 years until they...went out of business after being sued by the BSA?"
    "Yeah they were using all kinds of illegal software, I told them it was wrong when I hired in but they didn't want to spend the money to fix it, so I just ignored the problem for the next 4 years 364 days."
    "OK, well thanks for coming in, we'll let you know when we make our decision."

    People need to stop using the pirated software, or they need to get licensed as soon as humanly possible. Likely you can't solve this problem overnight but make it clear to management that this is job #1 until the problem is solved. No "OK we'll only use it until the next fiscal year when we can afford X" or "We'll ignore the OS pirates since we'll eventually replace the computers anyway"; if you're complicit in this in any way, you're risking yourself.

    Yeah people are going to get mad, quite possibly management themselves, but remind them that you're not responsible for this time bomb. No one likes to be "that guy" but now is not the time to play office politics; blame your predecessor (for what he actually did, don't make up stuff of course), and don't hold any punches. They can either choose to address the problem, or choose to find themselves another IT guy. It sucks to have to put your job on the line, especially in this economy, and the fact that in reality the company could roll like this for another 20 years without anyone the wiser, but if something like this comes back to bite you, it's going to bite hard.

  166. a tough situation by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I heard somewhere that you could collect a bounty for blowing the whistle. I'm thinking it'd be difficult to re-employ afterwards, though. Probably the best personal decision would be to get the heck out of there. That's a tough decision in a down economy, but it may be a decision between being unemployed for awhile, or getting into serious legal difficulty.

    I run into this often to a much smaller extent. I do administration for individuals and small businesses, sometimes pro-bono or in exchange for other services (carpentry, automotive, housecleaning). I rely heavily on free tools because invariably these people can barely afford a legit copy of whatever OS they're running (if it has to be Winders).

    I'm very alarmed at how many of these machines have illegal copies of Winders, various antivirus packages, small business applications. The owner usually has no media or license certificate and no idea where the software came from. In some cases I've traced this back to local system builders who are apparently decreasing their overhead by cloning applications. In one case, for a remote customer who's hard drive had blown out, I bought an OEM copy of Windows XP to replace the illegal copy she had been running, along with the replacement hard drive, and mailed it to her. I had intended to talk her through installing the drive and OS, but instead she took the computer and the media to the same local shop she had originally dealt with. They charged her about half the license cost to install it, and not only didn't install the copy I bought, (installing their "in-house" copy of Winders instead) but also kept the media I had sent her. And I could not convince her that this was a bad thing.

    This isn't just one shop. I have customers in Oregon, California and Nevada, and all of them had unlicensed software installed at one time on their machine by a local shop. I had an (unsuccessful) argument just the other night with a customer in southern Oregon, that she should uninstall her "mystery" copy of Symantec antivirus and switch to a free antivirus that will at least not get her into trouble.

    I'm hoping that keeping records, including emails, and choosing to disengage when I can't convince the customer to come clean, will keep me from becoming collateral damage.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  167. CYA = Cover Your Ass by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    In my best Ballmer the Monkey boy voice--

    "DOCUMENT DOCUMENT DOCUMENT "

    "DOCUMENT DOCUMENT DOCUMENT "

    added to appeased the filter gods - yes I know all caps are like yelling thats why i used them silly filter.
    aaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaa
    aaaaaa

  168. Pack your bags by InfusionX · · Score: 1
    About 6 years ago I had a friend in your same situation. He took the IT support job at a local RV manufacturer. After his first couple of weeks he got his first call to go repair a workstation where he found the normal "not related in any way to work" software, virus, excessive disk useage, personal hardware etc. Not having any policy against piracy or abusing work internet priveledges he reported the problem to his superiors. He was told to investigate every workstation and report who had what and for how long. He made up a nice memo, gave it to his superiors, and it was used as a document to fire him. He was hired to prevent these specific problems and "allowed them to continue on for the entire duration of his employment". Take whatever response you got from your boss, write it down if he didn't, and quote that in your letter of resignation. I'm sure you can find employment at a better company. If the company can't afford to buy software, sooner or later they won't be able to pay the payroll.

    --MikeW

    "Don't tread water next to a sinking ship, it eventually goes down"

    --
    It's all about RTFM.
  169. Obligatory Clerks Reference by bazio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Blue-Collar Man: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about?
    Randal: The ending of Return of the Jedi.
    Dante: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels.
    Blue-Collar Man: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
    Randal: Like when?
    Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
    Dante: Whose house was it?
    Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino's.
    Randal: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?
    Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
    Dante: Based on personal politics.
    Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling.
    Randal: No way!
    Blue-Collar Man: (paying for coffee) I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet.

    --
    Set the bar high, then bring a tall ladder.
  170. Not really insightful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    including the conversations you have regarding your findings and the solutions you're offering.

    You, sir, has just revealed the fastest way to get canned. I'm not saying it is the wrong thing to do, but I really believe his boss would not appreciate having his words written to stone by an employee. He may even see this as blackmail or something, which would make the case much much worse.

    I've actually been in this situation. You tell 'em, one disgruntled employee making one phone call will cost your business millions of dollars. Show them an example (I used an example that was pretty much exactly their setup, ending up costing over $2 million in fines). Then tell them how you want to fix this situation, not make phone calls.

    You still think they are going to can you? Not unless you work for the Sicilian Mafia, and in that case you still aren't going to get canned, you're going to get cement overshoes.

  171. As always, having principles is costly by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine lost their job in one of the legion of small, hopelessly underfunded tech companies because of the bad blood generated when she refused to use stolen software.
    She tried to be constructive about it, finding and using FOSS alternatives, but overall she just got the rep of "not a team player".

    I am proud of how she acted. Essentially, small, ridiculously in debt tech companies should use FOSS and be happy it's out there.

    In retrospect it was just a litmous test of the bad management at the company. I don't see that company succeeding, more on the basis of how they treat honest and creative employees, than on their level of honesty vs financial desperation.

    --

    Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
  172. What to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. You can ask your managers for a disclaimer. They will look at you like you are from Neptune, fire you, and wait for the problem to fix itself.

    2. You can tell the BSA and cash the reward.

    3. You can do nothing and wait for the BSA to impose a mind boggling fine on you. If that happens, there is 100% chance that the upper management denies any knowledge about it.

    Choose one.

  173. Legal Suggestions.... by sampson7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, I am a lawyer. No, I am not your lawyer. So don't rely on this as legal advice yada yada. But I do have several thoughts from an in-house counsel prospective that might be of help.

    1. Avoid putting anything in writing prematurely.

    As an in-house counsel, I would much prefer you to come and speak with me prior to putting anything in writing. If you come see me, I can address the issue in the way that makes the most sense from the company perspective. I'm sure management would similarly prefer being verbally informed prior to your putting things in writing.

    2. If you do put something in writing, include an attorney on the distribution list.

    Generally, letters or emails to the company's attorneys are presumed to be confidential -- particularly if you put ***ATTORNEY CLIENT COMMUNICATION *** in big letters across the top (don't laugh -- I do this all time, even if it seems silly). Should you ever get sued, it would be unlikely that the opposing party would be able to get access to that document. Your management should appreciate the fact that you are looking out for the company by insulating them from potential discovery.

    3. If you do put something in writing, stick to the facts.

    If you find yourself in the position of being required to document a potential problem (particularly where an attorney isn't available), don't draw conclusions that could be used against the company in any written document. Simply report your findings in straightforward boring terms. Don't speculate about how much trouble the company is in. Do not use words like "pirating" or "stealing." Use words like "may" or "might". Stating in any memo that "thus far I have been unable to locate the appropriate licenses" is very different than saying "we are pirating software."

    4. Always leave yourself an out and don't put management on the spot.

    A key part of any cya letter is -- well -- covering your ass. You do not want to get fired over something like this. So include an open ended aspect to any letter you write. Say something like "my investigation is continuing, but the preliminary results indicate...." This gives management a chance to come to grips with the idea that what they thought was their bonus fund is instead heading to Redmond. As a last resort, it also gives you the opportunity to revise your attitude should it become necessary to save your job (at least long enough to find a new one).

    5. You are not an avenging copyright angel.

    This is tricky. You really have only a couple options if you are ignored by your immediate management. At my company, we have an internal compliance hotline as well as in-house auditor and access to the audit committee of the board of directors. Obviously, these avenues are not always available at smaller companies. Just remember that management has every right (and even the obligation) to do what they think is in the best interest of the company. If you report a potential copyright/licensing problem to the right people, and they conclude that it is in the best interest of shareholders to take no action, that's okay. In my view, you have fulfilled your responsibility to bring the issue to their attention. You can only do so much.

    Tough situation -- but be a responsible employee, and I'm sure you can weather the storm. Good luck.

    1. Re:Legal Suggestions.... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Actually, on #1 I have a simple rule: if it involves an attorney, it's in writing. If an attorney tells me I don't need it in writing, I'm probably going to regret not having it in writing. Especially if that attorney's not on my payroll. It's the nature of things: if it was minor enough to not need a formal record, I probably wouldn't need to involve the attorney.

      That doesn't, though, mean the world needs to be involved. In a situation like this the only people that IMO need to be involved at the start are the company's attorney (he's the authority on what the company's legally required to do) and the CFO (he's the one who needs to approve any expenditures I'm proposing). I want my summary to them of the state of software in the company, as well as their acknowledgement that I've given that summary to them, in writing for the record, and if they decide either there isn't a problem or they won't correct it I'll need that decision in writing too, but that's just so I don't have to worry about someone turning around later and saying "He didn't tell us about that." or "We didn't tell him to keep doing that.". I need a written record, but there's no need (yet) to make a big production out of it.

      Now, if the CFO or company attorney want me to not fix the situation, to keep installing and using unlicensed software, and want to not have a written record of having instructed me to do that, then I need to consider other options up to and including tendering my immediate resignation.

    2. Re:Legal Suggestions.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, on #1 I have a simple rule: if it involves an attorney, it's in writing. If an attorney tells me I don't need it in writing, I'm probably going to regret not having it in writing. Especially if that attorney's not on my payroll. It's the nature of things: if it was minor enough to not need a formal record, I probably wouldn't need to involve the attorney.

      Probably a good rule in general, but it makes sense that if you're the new IT guy and you find a whole lot of pirated software installed, it's probably best to try to solve the problem informally before committing to writing that "HEY, WE HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF PIRATED SOFTWARE INSTALLED". See, if management sees the problem as serious and corrects it, but a few years down the line some disgruntled ex-employee calls the BSA just to cause trouble, an investigation would turn up that memo and it could look bad out of context. Naturally, if trying to solve it informally results in no positive action, then you might have to do so to cover your own ass.

    3. Re:Legal Suggestions.... by Eric+in+SF · · Score: 1

      If you report a potential copyright/licensing problem to the right people, and they conclude that it is in the best interest of shareholders to take no action, that's okay. In my view, you have fulfilled your responsibility to bring the issue to their attention. You can only do so much.

      I thought that would make you complicit and therefore a party to the crime. I always thought that short of an indemnification letter, once you the lowly IT worker knows laws are being broken you have legal exposure, period.

  174. Attrition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Use group policy to manage your machines. Make sure that your users don't have install/admin privileges on their machines (this will solve many other issues as well).

    2. Any time the computer needs to be replaced or re-imaged (this might be more necessary than not, if you catch my drift), give them a clean image without the pirated software.

    3. Feel free to install any software where the legit install discs and license can be reproduced. If said software is owned by the company, it's your job as the IT Manager to keep it under lock and key (and backed up as necessary).

    4. If there are complaints, explain to them the legal situation. If the don't like it, point them to your purchasing office or legal department.

  175. For profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a pretty flexible morality when it comes to software for my personal use. As soon as it is software that is used for 'business' then I'm a lot more rigid. When I administered a site license I kept very detailed records of who had access and what PCs it was installed on.

    I honestly didn't care about liability or legal matters at all. What I was doing was enforcing MY personal opinion on the matter. If the software is being used to generate profits or to provide a service to a business then it should be bought and paid for. If it is for personal use then I'll pay on a case-by-case basis.

    If you do care about legal matters then you MUST have direct orders from your superior to install this software despite the unclear status of the licenses. By the way, if you ask "should I illegally install this software" and they say yes that is not necessarily going to help you. You'll want to phrase it more carefully like so "Since I'm new I'm unclear about the licensing status--can you assure me it is bought and paid for and to go ahead and install it for anyone who asks?" Something like that should cover you pretty well.

  176. Set up an accountability system by hessian · · Score: 1

    Create the excel spreadsheet that keeps track of what you own, what its serial numbers are, and for how long the license runs, how many licenses you have, and projected cost. Claim it's for budgeting. That way, no one will fuck with you; they'll be forced to recognize it as legitimate and in doing so, be urged toward software legitimacy.

    It's like ISO 9002 in fragmentary form.

  177. Become the BOFH by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    You are new to the company (apparently), and you have discovered that licensing is out of compliance. Use this as leverage (with the BSA as the threat) to get whatever you want.

    It's the American Way (which is being exported to every other country on earth as we speak, so don't worry if you're a foreigner).

  178. Management, not IT guy, will be held responsible. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    When the BSA audit comes, many management types will try to make a scapegoat of the IT guy, but in 100% of all cases I've known about, the BSA ignores the IT guy and goes straight for jugular veins of the upper management. Especially when it is an obvious case of a newly hired IT guy being dropped into hornet's nest of pirated software deployment. The BSA is bright enough to check the IT guy's hire date, and the datestamps that the software was installed on the computers.

  179. software from who knows where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you need to do is work with the finance person to find out how many (if any) software package was purchased. Then a copy the world memo to all management letting them know there is a big issue.
    Might want to polish up your resume. If they dont have a plan to address I would find another place to work.

  180. Arrrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just grab your closest linux disk and fix them right up.

    But me,
    I would find all the pirated software. Copy it. Install it on everyones computer, make copies to use at home, give it to my friends, and sell it on ebay. And then install Linux. Nothing better than pirated software.

    "yo ho me matey"

  181. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

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  182. I've had to do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't want to comply, keep pushing for it--it IS your job. If they threaten to fire you, be sure to mention that they'd be firing you for refusing to do something illegal. IANAL and I don't know where you live, but 'round these parts an employer can't fire you for refusing to do something that turns out to be illegal.

    If they do, you got TWO kinds of law to bring down on 'em! Copyright laws and certain labour laws that hopefully exist in your area. No company in their right mind would want that kind of mess.

  183. My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've developed software for several companies over the last 15 years. You would be hard pressed to find a developer that doesn't have a piece of pirated software installed. Especially if it's a laptop that's taken home. Two of the companies actually had to pay after being busted for using pirated software.

  184. Torrents? We used Floppies by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Torrents? Back in the day, we used _floppies_ to move our pirated software between machines, and spread our viruses the old-fashioned way...

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  185. Yarr! It's "Pirate" or "Corporate Raider" by billstewart · · Score: 1

    We've got our own titles for the job. So surrender the booty....

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  186. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by OneFix · · Score: 1

    All the companies that I know of offer an "evaluation" option even if they don't outright say that they do on their website. Most of them can even generate full license keys that are valid for something like 30 days. You just have to ask.

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  188. It sounds like you're doing this wrong... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're stumbling on this stuff and reporting it to upper management as you go, you're going to piss off everyone as they think you're just nickel and diming them to death. If you have been doing this piecemeal, announce immediately that you are going to do a complete audit to see where you are and then you'll work with them to decide as to how and when to update your licenses as to minimize risk while becoming legal. You'll be surprised how much better a controlled process will go over rather than the random crap you've been shotgunning them with.

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  189. a suggestion by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    1 do a full audit of every machine in the company (first thing you need to buy is a company copy of Belarc Advisor or similar)

    2 list out the software in use and then match actual purchased keys to whats on the machines

    3 the really icky part buy licenses for everything in use that doesn't have a valid documented key or have that program not make it past your next Nuke And Pave cycle

    4 backup all of the data on the computers and then do a Nuke And Pave on all systems

    5 get a Boss+++++++ commit on a Valid License or It Gets Nuked policy

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    1. Re:a suggestion by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      first thing you need to buy is a company copy of Belarc Advisor or similar

      There's not a torrent somewhere?

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  190. glad I'm not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've ran into this before, and in that case, I converted them to FOSS...

    I refuse to just magically find software for work - I don't care to be responsible for that. I can lay hands on legitimate copies for all of the software I know about. However, I've noticed at various times that when I inventory a computer to fix a virus, or some other problem that other software might have been added by someone else. And I tend to make people angry because when I discover that, I remove it as part of my clean up of that system.

  191. Poor planning on my part by XanC · · Score: 1

    I should have replied to your post rather than post next to it. Now I'm in the Slashdot loophole where some people think it's funny and some think it's redundant, so I can lose unlimited karma!

  192. Don't just leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, you really should have posed this more hypothetically.

    If your management is willing to entertain a plan to get legal, try it. You took the job for a reason, so try to stick with it. If turning your company into a FOSS shop is the worst thing about your job, you should feel lucky.

    If you are unsure about the licensing situation, and you don't want to be associated with any potential illegal activity, then leave. Alternatively, you can be an upstanding citizen and put in all the extra time and effort to get legal. That's a stretch, but if management is willing to back you on it, it might be a good approach.

    If, however, you have hard evidence of deliberate illegal activity, and you have exhausted internal avenues for changing it, you do have a responsibility to report it. This is a last resort, but a necessary one. First of all, you don't want your career tainted by a scandal that you wanted nothing to do with in the first place. Second, the big evil software giants are not the only ones to suffer from piracy. FOSS suffers from a lost user base in what is generally its target market. Small software vendors suffer, as they often can't compete with "free" versions of the giants' software. Your business' integrity suffers. Your department's integrity suffers. If you go along with it, your integrity suffers. It's a bad situation for everyone. After you report it, reassess. Did management change after a wakeup call? Odds are, you'll want to leave, but sometimes management surprises you (albeit not often).

    Simply leaving does nobody any good. They'll find some other sucker to distribute the pirated software until they leave. Eventually, they might get the idea, or they might not. Grow some courage and do what needs to be done. Then, if it's a bad environment, leave. Don't just throw up your arms when there is a difficult situation. Leave after you have given it your absolute best shot.

  193. Keep that resume updated by snoig · · Score: 1

    As yet another IT person who has been in this situation, I can say that BSA was pretty much worthless in my experience. When I was fired (mainly because of the noise I was making about unlicensed software) I tried to hand the company over to BSA on a silver platter and they were worthless. They just seemed totally incompentent and knew less about software licensing than the company I was working for. Of course that was a long time ago so I'm sure things are better these days. The bigger issue is the big suprise during an audit when the company is going public or trying to be sold. One place I worked ended up paying about $50,000 for software licensing when they tried to go public. And they were not even trying to pirate on purpose. If management really doesn't care about becoming legit, it's time to start looking for a new job. In my case, I ended up getting fired but I really should have started looking for a new job the day that they asked me to install the first unlicensed software. If that's the way they do business, they will take liberties with employees the same way they take liberties with software.

  194. Simple by furby076 · · Score: 1

    1) Run an inventory of all the legal/illegal software that you have
    2) Document what you would need (in terms of money/time) to purchase/install legal software
    3) Present this to your manager. Explain to him/her the advantages and disadvantages of using legal software vs illegal software
    4) Explain to him/her that since you do not own any illegal software you will not be able to do things such as properly patch/udpate software (leaving vulnerabilities open). You will not be able to reinstall if someones computer gets screwed - leaving them unable to do their work.
    5) Make sure they are aware of what could happen if they get busted- which is very well possible since a lot of software reports itself to the developer company.

    hopefully your boss will listen and give you what you need. Conversely your boss may say "tough shit, and keep the ship running without costing me money". Then you will have to decide to either install pirated software or quit. If you quit remember you can whistle-blow.

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  195. The Legal Department is your Friend. by sampson7 · · Score: 1

    I would strongly recommend that you partner with your legal department in conducting an audit. They can tell you what to do in order to allow the company to keep the results of the audit confidential, even if you are sued. By partnering with the lawyers, you can conduct your inquiry while protecting the company.

  196. How I did it by uslurper · · Score: 2, Informative

    I started in a company just like you did.. as the first permanent IT support.

    Previous support was a mix of lowest-bid contractors, non-techie employees, and "friends who knew stuff". It's not that the company actively sought out pirated warez, but if a contractor installed some PC's, either they used their own reseller licence or the docs dissapeared.

    The first problems I found with licencing was that there was no documentation. There was no proof of purchase, no storage for original media and licence keys.

    1. Make a plan for software purchasing and upkeep. Get it approved as company policy.
      A. Organize past purchases. Get all previous receipts, order confirmations, and work orders. You can call some hardware vendors like dell and request purchase histories. Lock up install software.
      B. Install a software inventory tool. (I went with a paid product - LOGINventory, I didnt like the foss solution) These are VERY helpful because you can verify packages, versions, serial numbers, licence keys, and patches.
      C. Make it company policy that you will be the gateway for all hardware and software purchases and installations. File all new records of purchases, contracts, and work orders.
      D. Remove admin rights from users on company PC's. This was politically hard for me. Be prepared for 'but I need that video player installed'.

    Once you know exactly what you have you can sit down with your executives and discuss. You may not be able to attain compliance immediately, just make sure that is the goal.
    I implemented compliance by attrition. New PC's were purchased with proper licenses. Unneeded software was removed or replaced by free/low cost solutions. Our exchange server was upgraded to the latest version. Our web server was replaced with a linux lamp.

    More advice: Learn the company business as best you can. Take an active roll in starting projects that will save money, make money or entice or retain customers. That is how you become an asset not a burden.

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  197. One thing that seems to be skipped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the company is large enough, they likely have a plethora of company guidelines, procedures, and assorted rules that all employees must abide by. It's worth your time to read through those, particularly the software handling documentation. Should they have something in there about "under no circumstances shall software be installed without a valid license", you can say you're following company procedures on top of following licensing laws (which managers may not get anyway). As the IT person, it's now your responsibility to ensure compliance with all laws as well as any of the company policies, and make sure that all employees understand them.

    Beyond that, it should be a matter as others have posted. See what licenses you can find, see what isn't licensed, offer options (OSS or buy the stupid thing).

    One more word of advice, have your story straight and be ready to answer any and all questions when you talk to management. A friend years ago told me this "#1 rule of work, keep your immediate supervisor happy, rule #2 is keep your immediate supervisors manager happy". Make sure to keep boss #1 and #2 in the loop about what it is you're doing, particularly any updates you get by talking to software vendors.

  198. As a consultant, here is my policy by jeffasselin · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been in the tech support business for 11 years, and here is my policy with customers when I find myself in a similar situation. I changed jobs recently and I made sure my new employers were OK with it beforehand.

    If the software is already installed and working, I work with it as it is. If I have to actively support software that is clearly unlicensed, I will mention it to the customer and notify them that I cannot support it properly. I won't reinstall or update the software.

    If I am asked to install software, I will make sure the customer has a proper license or original media to do the installation. I will not install it on more systems than the customer can prove he has licenses for.

    If the customer asks me to administer his network, and not just do spot jobs, the matter is different and closer to your situation. I'll complete a check of licenses used and paid for and deliver a report on licensing making suggestions. Those usually include: getting up to speed on everything, buying licenses as things go and systems are being replaced, or going with OSS.

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  199. Remember that you're the one that will sit in jail by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    ...if you get audited and delete it all without remorse.

    If your management won't support you on this you need to find another job.

  200. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    It is perfectly sensible to evaluate something before you commit to using it in production, but if a company is unwilling to let you evaluate their products properly then they don't really deserve the sale.

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  201. You are the IT Manager by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    You are the IT Manager, it's your job to fix this. I hate software licenses as much as the next guy but being complicit in criminal behavior is not an option.

    I would do the following:

    1) Make a list of all the software you need. Ask all the users what they need so you can pass the buck back to them when you miss something they never told you about.

    2) Make a nice sheet in excel, wiki, or whatever detailing what licenses you have and what licenses you need.

    3) Buy the software or replace it with OSS. Normally buying the same tool causes less resistance but money might be tight. Tell the users it's an upgrade, throw in a bit more RAM, and tell the users something about upgrading 'the network'. They will at least think they are getting something out of this.

    4) Profit! Assuming you don't get sacked for causing too much nuisance send your full reports to management and look like a hero. Even bad management love it when you give them a list of problems they no longer have.

    Always keep clear records. If the BSA ( or whoever ) do turn up management will blame you in a heartbeat and you will need every scrap of evidence to prove you, and your company, are doing the right thing.

  202. Car Analogy by Tweezer · · Score: 1

    I tend to use the car analogy when presented with that situation. If I get pushback from management on being legal, I suggest they start using stolen vehicles for company use as that is cheaper as well. It's really no different as far as I'm concerned.

  203. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by wastedlife · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever seen a piece of commercial software that does not have at least have full-feature demo that is time-limited. Even if they don't have it on the website, you can normally contact the sales department for a trial key and a download link.

    You can usually guarantee that if there isn't a full-featured trial, then the software is probably not all its cracked up to be.

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  204. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    That's an excellent point. Unfortunately, the best tool for the job may have awful marketing. To be completely honest (and in support of your point), I can't think of a software product that I've had to pirate in this fashion for a number of years - though that may be because I've tended toward open source solutions recently. I think the last one I pirated was Mathematica, because it had this retarded demo that wouldn't let you save your work.

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  205. Ninja Programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just install a few ninja programs to fight them off.

  206. The worst offenders. by jkliss · · Score: 1

    I do freelance IT along with other repair work for a handful of small businesses in a small town, who can't afford their own IT but need someone to hold their hands when something breaks or they need to upgrade. More often than not, I'll find unlicensed software on their computers of one source or another and most are fairly understanding when I explain to them what the situation is (half don't know what they've got installed, usually done by someone employee's college aged kids). The clients that are the worst offenders, though, are the people who should really know better: lawyers. Not only are the technology masters (at least they seem to think so, even though they're calling for help) but they have been the most difficult when I inform them that I won't help them violate their software licenses. You would think that people who are supposed to be well versed in the law would be understanding of my desire not to have some corporate lawyer unhinge his jaw and swallow my company whole, but that doesn't seem to enter their minds. When I'm faced with a similar situation to yours, I usually inform them that what they do when I'm not there is not my concern, but that I cannot help them break the law or offer support for their unlicensed software. I try to be polite as possible, but I have lost clients business because I refused to help them break the law. We do warranty and insurance work and I can't tell you how many times we've had someone in our shop yelling about how we were such a terrible repair shop because we wouldn't help them defraud their equipment manufacturer or insurance company.

  207. THQ INC by bakednoodle · · Score: 1

    From my personal experience don't piss off upper management with software issues. I used to work for THQ Inc, I complained one day that we didn't have temp monitoring software and management flipped out. I also went to them to mention that we had illegal versions of FRAPS sitting around on shares and most PC testers had this installed. The worst thing was my buddy who had to reinstall Windows Vista all the time because they didn't have legitimate keys to give out and the discs handed to us were always burned. I was fired for mentioning such a thing, it a decision of standing up and doing the right thing or letting them get away with it because you will lose your job.

  208. in the real world . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    live in the real world.
    People who 'whistle blow'
    are thrown under the bus.
    If you need your job you only 'whistle blow'
    for criminal IE: capital murder massive fraud, Maddof type behavior, psychopathic behavior.

    You don't 'whistle blow' a 300 dollar software license.

  209. Keep your conscience (and work record) clean. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent question, I had a similar issue where I was at one time. 1) Talk to the person that can make a difference, privately. Tell him this is between you and him for now, but you will report it if it continues. 2) Estimate a cost to get legal, and 3) work out a reasonably deadline before you call it in. Most importantly, 4) Keep your options open for new work, should you get let go because of this. They may decide to trade your salary for program licenses!

    I did everything except #3 and... it never happened. Of course the whole thing was never done out of criminal intent, more likely, just a make-do situation, they INTENDED to get legal... eventually. It just took low priority compared to blackberrys for the execs. What you need to do is bump it up the priority scale for them.

  210. The simple solution by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Would be to make more copies :)

    Seriously tho, take inventory, get management support, and start buying licenses or yank software.

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  211. Now BSA got wind of it by sp3cialk79 · · Score: 1

    Now that you put it on here, BSA will be knocking on your door any time now.... So if I were you I would talk to everyone and tell them, buy more license or else company will be busted.

  212. I Welcome them with Open Arms! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    ...Especially those from Autodesk, Adobe, and Microsoft!

    The software activation complexity and compatibility issues make those three companies products worthless as shipped. I view the pirated product as having added value for our company when compared to the activation challenges the others pose.

    We're generally compliant with the number of software licenses in the office, but there might be a few things off here or there. I'll even go so far as to say that we deliberately "kite" licenses periodically to match purchases of major software to payment rather than workload. Honestly, that is the best we can do and still run a business.

    Now, when it comes to blatant "piracy", that is another matter, but software makers need to keep things easy enough to be compliant that you avoid the slippery slope.

    And, as for the implied taunt to the BSA, this all may reflect actual or imaginary companies, software, and policies. Nothing written here is an admission of guilt or implied condoning of such actions.

  213. No, Employees are NOT legally liable for piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're over reacting. Employees are not legally liable for corporate piracy.

    Both your and the preceding poster suggest that as an employee or contractor, you could somehow be personally, legally liable if the company's piracy were to be reported. Why do you believe this?

    I can't recall a single case of a mere employee (or contractor) getting in legal trouble for following a boss's orders to pirate software. In my long recollection of software piracy, the only US criminal prosecutions I can remember have been against those that have sold pirated software to others.

    When it comes to civil suits for piracy, the BSA and others sue business, not employees or contractors.

    In the real world, the worst repercussion an employee 'might' face would be job loss. I have not heard of a single instance of an employee (or contractor) getting into legal trouble for installing pirated software.

    My recommendation for anyone in this situation is to do what I've done. Keep their head down and install whatever the boss man says. You won't be sued, you cannot be prosecuted. I don't condone piracy, I just 'slowly' influence the higher ups to get legal. The key word is slow. I don't threaten to resign, I don't 'stand my ground', I just point out the benefits of getting legal, then suggest the budget start to account for this. A boss is a lot more likely to respond to the slow ask than the overly wrought demand.

    And if at some future date the company treats you badly or fires you, wait 3 months, then report them to the BSA. The wait is to make sure the smoking gun isn't pointing directly at you. They will doubtless have fired someone in the interim, and of course, they'll still have lots of pirated software.

  214. Licensing terms by troll8901 · · Score: 1

    Very insightful. Sometimes, I wonder if all the EULA and licensing demands are even upholdable in court. Yes, Singapore makes illegal software in corporate environments a criminal offence, where executives can land in jail in the worst scenario. However, I wonder how much of the law changes were lobbied by large software companies and vendors.

  215. Licensing Agreements by RogueProgrammer · · Score: 1

    A good licensing agreement will do more than just "make you legit" it will also give you access to new software if you purchase software assurance. The Co. I work for has an Agreement with MS for Office, Server, Exchange, as well as the necessary CAL's. As new versions are released and your software assurance is still active you get "Free" upgrades.

  216. Open source.. or uber expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every piece of software that is not crazy expensive (100k$+) is open source or free as in beer. Or it is subscription service software

    Expensive:
    Oracle
    Business Objects
    GreatPlains and a ton off addons
    Lotus Domino/Notes

    Subscription services:
    Postini

    The rest... all OS.
    Nagios
    Apache / Linux / Tomcat
    Centos
    SmokePing
    MRTG / Cacti
    Firefox

    The expensive software, I get reminded annually that I "own" it when they hit me up for their annual renewals.

    The rest, I just dont have to worry about.

  217. quit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quit, and then call the BSA.

    They won't go for it if they have a few thousand dollars in illegal software--some head honcho will be 'annoyed' that you are reporting it.

  218. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

    Stop being so lame. Everyone knows what he means my "pirated programs". Let's save the silly semantic arguments for the people that say that his company is STEALING from Microsoft.

  219. MOD PARENT -1, Masquerading as someone else by u38cg · · Score: 1

    Idiot. You're probably the same guy that pretends to be Bruce Perens.

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    [FUCK BETA]
  220. We used to be capitalist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell those socialist pricks that once upon a time, the US was capitalist; and so if you wanted something, you had to pay for it. Now that we have Obama in office though, they could ask him to bail them out by buying the licenses for you paid for by the rest of us.

    Wait...is this the rant channel?

  221. My solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ran a script at network login to inventory all the software and hardware on the systems once a week. I could diff all the reports from week to week to see what changed on every system. I created a report to show how far out of compliance we were and gave them a bunch of links to companies that had to pay out $100,000 per infringing copy. Then I budgeted $100 a month to bring us into compliance over a couple of years time.

  222. "Really?" here is the business answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom Line in my experience:
    Unless you document a polite/respectful "CYA" response to management and put the situation in their hands you will be held responsible if anything happens.

    Chances are they will have no problem using you as scape goat to make problem go away if something does occur.

    Also!!! If you are fired for refusing to do something illegal. Can't you sue the *&%^# out of that company? You cannot force someone to do something illegal even if you are their boss.

  223. How small we talking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gone through very similar situations. I think the bigger question here isn't if you're going to get audited (as you likely won't), but how badly you need the job? In this economy your check might be more important than your need to legitimize the operation. What I've typically done is carried on business as usual, installing the pirated software when a necessity for business operations, until I got a full inventory of what was needed to purchase. Once I had that list I just started twiddling it down, sorta like debt. When we needed 1 license, I got 2 licenses instead -- you'd be amazed how easy you can get those POs signed. Depending on the size of the organization you can also consolidate your servers to cut down on licensing needs. Example, for a environment with 100 exchange users you could get away with that server also being a DNS/AD server -- not the most ideal, but it works and is cost effective. The other thing to do depending on the number of users and if you're a big Windows shop, get MS Select, or MS Open program. Open is usually good for smaller businesses. It allows you to get half-way legit with purchasing volume licensing, buying 10 licenses, install it on 20 PCs and buy 10 more licenses later. Software piracy isn't right, its illegal, but if you're not making money selling the software then its a threatening letter and demand to buy licenses. The people that get into trouble are the ones that ignore the scathing letter telling them they need to be in compliance after the audit. Contrary to popular belief Microsoft doesn't really give a crap if your company bought 100 copies of Windows -- they care about the guy who is pirating and selling them from China by the thousands. Most of the companies, Microsoft specifically, understand the circumstances -- and will even give discounts because of it sometimes.

  224. AVG Free by troll8901 · · Score: 1

    Replace Norton Antivirus with AVG Free

    I think AVG Free may not be used in a commercial environment (regardless who owns the PC/laptop). Overall good post, though.

  225. 25K? not even close by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Is that per machine? That sounds a little closer to me (but a touch high, maybe for 2 machines). Corporate liscensing is a lot more expensive than "personal editions." I know for where I work, per machine licenses are discouraged because of this, and we work to use "concurent liscensing." That doesn't make sense for small companies though.

    I'm not this huge F/OSS guy, but I can say that you should be able to replace a bunch of "normal" business apps if your company is not yet profitable. If it's a charitable organization, there are a lot of software that is much closer to "personal" costs. Some of it is free.

    Me? I would ask my last boss if he still has that spot open, while you submit your resume. You are doing the right thing, and if this company wants to grow, they'll need to grow legit too.

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  226. Right.. And you are a dork! by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    The GP post to which I replied was that they wanted the ability to try the software before making a purchase.

    TESTING being the key word.. for $349 they get to test the entire library

    and then, when testing is complete- they buy a copy.

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  227. Engineering Approach by ponraul · · Score: 1
    1. Inventory pirated software.
    2. Start shaping network traffic to punish workstations with respect to the amount of pirated running.
    3. Half the amount of physical memory in the top 10 offending machines and/or underclock them.
    4. Campaign management to replace these 10 "slow" machines and include software costs in the estimate.
    5. Go To 1.

    This way avoids the awkward situation in the case where the management doesn't really care or want to deal with the problem.

  228. Effing optomistic? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    It's a freaking dream (or a nightmare if you did it) But I know what you meant.

    If you take two weeks to replace a server(not a swap, but new solution), (I'm talking 80 man hours) you are not even close to testing enough scenarios. Change Control would ask what testing you did, and you'd reply w/ Well, the apps all "Looked" like they worked.

    But unless your going to stop your users from working, enabling them to test all functionality of their software for two weeks, your trying to shove a VERY LARGE O PEG into a tiny [] hole.

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  229. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    And avoid the spamming from the vendor for the next 8 years.

  230. BSA == Boy Scouts of America?? by amiak · · Score: 0

    really?

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  231. Upgrade them by pugugly · · Score: 1

    Do what my boss did - keep a list of open source equivalents and tell them they're getting the early version of the 'upgrade' we're rolling out.

    The company ended up not noticing they had an open source office - the previous guy actually rolled over to a BSA and they started an audit, and by the time it happened we only had two violations outstanding.

    Pug

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  232. try spiceworks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not going to sort through the 600+ comments to see if someone else mentioned it, but in case nobody did:

    http://spiceworks.com/

    It's totally free, and can do an installed inventory of software on every machine on your network. That way you not only know when pirated stuff is installed, but you also are able to tell how many legal licenses are in use currently if, for example, a new person comes to the office and needs Photoshop installed.

    Although, why your folks have the privileges to install software on their own computers is beyond me, unless they're developers.

  233. How I have dealt with this situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have also been lucky enough to have been in this situation, and I have found that a multi-pronged approach is best:
    1.) Introduce FOSS solutions where ever, and when ever possible
    2.) Don't install or otherwise handle pirated software and keygens, and tell them that is where most of your problems with viruses and security problems have come from, not to mention that dickering around license keys and key generators and cleaning up viruses is a huge waste of time and it is actually cheaper to just buy the license, especially when you put it in terms of your time to get the illegal version running. If you are a contractor, break work out the cost of you installing a pirated version at say $100 per hour, getting the key gen + scanning the software + scanning their computer for viruses + install time + updates + time to get new keygen because the updates broke the install + the time they have to call you back because the install broke again because they installed the updates for a serious security flaw that can be exploited from the internet; or they can just buy office for $200 for non commercial (student/teacher) version or $300 - $400 for the commercial version, and prolly cheaper if they can get OEM copies if they buy/upgrade some hardware.
    3.) Break down the cost of the software over the software's lifetime and the productivity of the employee, suddenly the cost of MS office doesn't seem so unreasonable any more.

  234. How come the BSA can just waltz on in? by Ritontor · · Score: 1

    I'm serious, they're not the government, they're not the police, they're a private company, where do they get the right to storm your offices and start poking around in your computers, counting up all your software licenses? I run a small IT shop and if they ever tried that shit on me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves in no uncertain terms. Can I storm THEIR offices and have a look at all their computers? Or should I too expect to be told to go fuck myself?

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    1. Re:How come the BSA can just waltz on in? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Because when you agree to the EULAs for software from their members, one term you agree to is that you will allow the copyright owner or it's authorized agent to audit you for license compliance and that you'll bear your costs in the matter regardless of the outcome. Either you permit the audit and eat the cost, or you admit in writing to violating the license.

      Yes, catch-22. That's the price you pay for their software.

    2. Re:How come the BSA can just waltz on in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can they even know you are using their software without you giving them the access to find out? And has this ever been tested in court? Because I'm still planning on a big "go fuck yourself" should I ever get audited. I mean we license our Windows and stuff anyway, but we're mostly a Linux shop so I'm perfectly content with our licensing situation, I'm just not going to let some goddamn assholes in to my place of business without a warrant.

    3. Re:How come the BSA can just waltz on in? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Well, they can't know. But they'll say they've got a good-faith reason to believe so based on the complaint they got from their anonymous source. And yes, I'd say that particular provision has been tested. Not in software, but it's a common provision of a lot of contracts for one or both parties to be able to audit the other that way.

      Now, of course, there's the interesting question of what happens if they come in, do their audit and find absolutely no software with their audit-agreement term in the EULA running (eg. a 100% F/OSS shop like Ernie Ball). At that point I'd have to think that, if you bill them for every penny their audit cost you including lost employee time and productivity, they'd have not a legal leg to stand on if they tried to refuse to pay. I'd say your chances of forcing them to pay in the end are very good. And if you gave them clear and convincing evidence before they came in that you had none of their members' software running (eg. a complete inventory accounting for every piece of hardware and every bit of software you had), you might stand a decent chance of also getting any court costs and fees awarded if you had to sue them for payment.

  235. I bought a new computer with pirated Windows... by incognito84 · · Score: 1

    It does happen. I bought my new desktop last year at a no-name shop and it came with a bootleg copy of Windows XP Pro SP3 installed. Great system, though. I had a copy of Windows XP Pro anyway, but it was at least nice of them to make it easier for me (I activated it with my key).

  236. What, me worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? In this economy you're worried about your company pirating software? Just get the CYA letter like the first productive suggestions and enjoy your job, be it long-term or short-term, depending on how fast the spooky BSA finds out.

  237. Whats a license? by yossarianuk · · Score: 1

    What are these license's that you talk of? Shall I check all my Ubuntu desktops have one?

  238. MOD PARENT UP by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    I did software asset management for a large IT corporate and this is exactly the case. Many of my recommendations were to implement Open Source solutions where the option was available. Really large business have been forced into paying license fees even when their licences were legit, but their practices for tracking those licenses were poor, and I'm talking in multi millions of dollars.

    Worse still, you can fork over what they think you owe them OR when you do get audited your business grinds to a halt. Certainly a little publicised downside to the closed source model.

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  239. FOSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know like 50 other people have said "FOSS" but yeah. The "free" is as in "freedom" but ALSO free of cost, which in a situation like this is a big motivator. In general, I would make sure the licenses are legal for any specialized software, and get them to put in as much free software as possible for the rest. Let them know they ARE going to have to pay for it, it won't just appear for free. And do let them know about groups like the BSA, so they know that it's NOT risk-free to just keep using pirated software.

              Since this is a small company, the odds are high they can use OpenOffice, some desktops you may even be able to run Ubuntu on them. While deciding Linux or Windows, don't forget about antivirus -- they probably have like AVG Free or similar on every box, the "free" versions of most antivirus software is explicitly NOT for business use. I would use a samba server if the Windows 2008 or whatever server is improperly licensed. You may get them fully legal at near 0 cost if they don't have too much specialized software.

              Figure out what media and licenses they DO have and consolidate them, and also see what software each box has. Then you'll know how far out your company is. Then tell your bosses the results and the above info. Make sure they do not view this as you bringing about extra expenses, but rather you correcting mistakes of the previous IT guy. But don't dump on the previous IT guy too hard, the bosses won't want to view you as someone who dumps on ex and current employees either.

  240. Talk to Management, Leave If Necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explain the current situation to management. If they are unwilling to take the steps required to set things right, leave. Put it in writing as to why you are leaving, and leave. If they willing to steal software, you can bet your last dollar (or euro or pound or ...) that they'll be willing to use you as a scape goat if need be.

    I was in a similar situation several years ago. I sleep well at night with a clear conscience. And yes, it did hit me financially.

  241. HUH? by sys_mast · · Score: 1

    10,000 is large and 100,000 is mid size???

    OK I see the + after the 10,000 but still i'm confused.

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  242. No one takes software ownership seriously. by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    This situation comes up whenever I get a new job in a company. I want to use MY software that has been configured by ME specifically to make ME more productive.

    I've spent twenty years working in situations where one company uses WordBozo and another company uses BozoWord. In WordBozo the combination moves the cursor back one space and in BozoWord the same combination erases the hard disk. I've reached the point where I just assume that I am going to use the text editor that I know and trained my fingers to use the commands efficently regardless whatever the company uses for its 'official' word processor. I don't care. I'm not going to learn any new user interfaces for general-purpose software. Like text editors and graphics imaging/drawing programs.

    So I discretely use MY software with MY user interface which makes ME productive. Which makes THEM money. And, to be quite frank and honest, at this point I don't give a F*** about what any software lawyer, BSA flack, or IT manager thinks about it. If they can't change the user interface of THEIR software to fit the commands that MY fingers have memorized, then that is their problem, not MINE.

    If your software doesn't have a customizable user interface, then it's junk and you shouldn't be selling it. It's not professional by 21st century standards.

    So I discretely bring MY productivity software to work, whereever I work, on flash drives. And I discretely use it. And I remain productive. Which is what really matters in the 21st century with its self-destructive economy.

    All software lawyers are fools because they don't accept this situation. Any IT manager that doesn't accept this situation is a fool also.

    And, why work for fools???

  243. Dealin with the situashun.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If ya don't like livin the real world and insist on bein a snitch for the hawgopolists, then quit. Just walk to the boss and tell him that you are a worthless piece of shit and will rat him out at the first opportunity. Then you go to New Yoark shitty and put a placard on your back saying you hate black people and walk wit it down Lennox Avenue in Haarlem. By the way, tell the boss about every computer you touched so that he can clean up after your rat out jobs before he fires your worthless ass and throws you out on the sidewalk like ya deserve.

  244. Other things to bear in mind with this.... by SigmaTao · · Score: 1

    I have also had to deal with firms that have pirated software.
    Most do not understand the issue until it is explained to them and squawk a bit when they know the costs of fixing it but ultimately do the right thing either by replacing pirate software with FOSS or by purchasing the appropriate licenses.
    When this doesn't occur it has been my experience that they are cheating in other areas of business, ie doing dodgy things with accounts and safety standards, etc. I would serious reconsider working for them either as an employee or as a contractor because it will be there intent to rip you off where they can. It seems to be the same mentality.

  245. plain and simple by rhendershot · · Score: 1

    You have been hired to fill a new position and you see your responsibility as covering the licensing of software. Is that really your charter? If you can drive the idea that you can only work with company property, then you immediately presage any direct involvement with such extra-ware.

    I'd say have a talk with your attorney because you have already committed to something. Saying your are the "IT Manager" really doesn't help us much. Being the first IT Guy, well, are there more than just you? I think you see the obvious question here.

    Every computer-using company faces the same issue. So long as users can install software they will (prev. it guy not withstanding) and you cannot be responsible for misuse of company property by others than yourself. You need to drive the compromise that a list of software is supported by you and there is an as-needed channel and that you need a budget for supported softare.

    And talk to a layer....

    1. Re:plain and simple by soupart · · Score: 1

      Here, looks like you wore yours out towards the end there.... *W key*

    2. Re:plain and simple by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      Installed. Thank Wou.

      That is wery helful! It's ween a lowg timw sinwe W www a *LOSS OF CARRIER*

  246. What I did by mastrude · · Score: 1

    I had this experience 20(!) years ago and here is what I did. Our CFO asked me why we didn't just buy one copy of WordPerfect and install it on their 50 machines. I answered that WordPerfect Corp. was just across San Francisco Bay, that I knew staff there, and that while we would never rat them out, others might, resulting in their paying big bucks damages. They bought a copy for each computer, instead.

  247. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by ozphx · · Score: 2, Informative

    The term "pirates" to describe those who infringe copyright predates the personal computer. It even predates fucking electricity.

    So how about you get your facts straight and stop complaining about how the language makes downloading free shit look worse than you feel it should be?

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  248. Key Steps to Follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Always put everything in writing to all people you talk to. It creates the Audit Trail that CYA.
    2. Have a plan to get things into compliance NOW AND Keep it in compliance in the future!!!

    You want to be able to advise them that even if your not there that anyone who comes in can find out what software you have and what you dont have and what is recommended to use and where to find it... You dont want to through a bill for $50k in there face with the thought that they may need to fork this out every 5-10 years... Give them a set in stone methodology for overcoming these problems in the future.

  249. Same predicament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently fixing a mess similar to this, to save costs, I have looked at opensource solutions, luckily we clean up a lot of bad software, some of it being virus-ridden.

  250. Dont bother dealing with them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm the IT guy that installs the pirated programs.. my bosses are happier cause I save them money, and I get more in return.

  251. Leave by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    If you are placed in a position where the upper management doesn't support you then you need to find anothr company.

    The problem is they think IT is fast food. You got to pay to play and if they aren't willing to buy legit software then you need to find another company to work for.

    I worked at a former company for 1 week because the higher ups didn't want to spend money on servers or software and expected things to be running.

    When I asked the JR Network Admin if there was a budget for IT he said "man don;t aks these guys for money to buy anything".

    I turned in my resignation a week later.

    The company I now work for has no problems spending money if it's needed, otherwise I use open source. We are about 50/50 on servers.

    How refreshing it is to work in a company where every piece of software is legit and machines are locked down to prevent the installation of software.

  252. OSS by portalcake625 · · Score: 1

    Replace it all with Red Hat Enterprise Linux, L.A.M.P, Openoffice.Org (also opens Microsoft files) and that's mostly it. ZOMG REPLACE IT ALL WITH OSS!

  253. Alaa Abdelhaq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 word
    LINUX!

  254. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by Ridgecity · · Score: 1

    installing software you don't own is copyright infringement. Piracy is dressing like Johnny Depp.

  255. Re:It doesn't have to be production to be piracy.. by wild_berry · · Score: 2, Informative

    Piracy is a centuries-old term for breach of copyright. Daniel Defoe acknoweldged it in 1703.

    Had I wrote it for the gain of the press, I should have been concerned at its being printed again and again by pirates, as they call them, and paragraph-men; but would they but do it justice and print it true according to the copy, they are welcome to sell it for a penny if they please.

    from http://www.luminarium.org/editions/trueborn.htm

  256. That's why they hired you, bro. by bronney · · Score: 1

    Why else you think they hire you bro? So there's someone to take the load. :) I would say get the hell outta there if they get mad at you for doing your job.

  257. Isn't this lying. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    2. If you do put something in writing, include an attorney on the distribution list

    The intent here is to basically use the attorney client privilege to hide evidence from a plaintiff. Isn't that a total violation of the spirit of discovery and a judicial process?

    Don't speculate about how much trouble the company is in. Do not use words like "pirating" or "stealing." Use words like "may" or "might"

    Again, if the software is not licensed, its pirated. That's usually how it works. If he feels that piracy is taking place, he should call it for what it is. That's the right thing to do. IF the management doesn't do it, then they are breaking the law and should be turned into the BSA.

    f you report a potential copyright/licensing problem to the right people, and they conclude that it is in the best interest of shareholders to take no action, that's okay. In my view, you have fulfilled your responsibility to bring the issue to their attention. You can only do so much.

    Isn't this wrong? I mean, "I wrote a note that kinda said that there was a problem, and so I'm off the moral hook".

    Why is it too much to ask that corporate heads follow the law? If they want to use Office or Windows Server, then they should pay for it. That's pretty clear cut. If they do not want to pay for it, then they should consider an open source alternative.

    Allowing pervasive theft of any kind, and demanding that employees misrepresent the truth, completely undermines our culture. You can't demand that people lie to keep their jobs, particularly when it comes to following the law.

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  258. First step is management. Do homework by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
    There is nothing worse than someone crying wolf. Therefore it is vital to your career that you put in the time to find out if anything really is licensed. Ask around. Ask secretaries, sometimes they have all that documentation in a file cabinet somewhere. Your PCs for example probably came with a windows license when they were purchased. Sometimes they are bundled with other software.

    After you know what you are talking about, you need to bring this to management's attention in writing. CC all of the top managers and VPs. They will have to deal with it. I was convinced I would be fired, possibly tarred and feathered in the past for doing this but I wasn't. Instead I was put in charge of fixing it. It's a tough job. Every machine needs to be accounted for and everything on that machine has to be accounted for. Even freeware. This is so you can say you have a complete accounting. Get a drawer, folders and label them like Microsoft, Free Software Foundation, BSD, things like that. Print out or put their provided copy of their licenses in the folder. The database you make will refer to these folders. Finally, print it out at least once a year and put with the printed licenses. There is nothing like losing your database!
    Finally, if something isn't licensed you must either remove it or purchase a license. In cases where the company doesn't exist anymore, consult a lawyer for advice. If you don't account for all the software (purchase license, remove it, do something), that is a liability. Criminal liability actually. The manager (not you unless you are the manager) could go to jail. There are also civil liabilities that you already seem to know about. This may make you unpopular but someone has to do it. Be prepared to be compared to Hitler and other Nazis. Godwins law may help there.

    Good luck.

  259. How to cover your ass by Pitr · · Score: 1

    First, I'm from Canada where AFAIK the company or owner(s) would be responsible for infringing software. Second, IANAL, Canadian or otherwise, so you might want to check w/ one.

    Now then, what you seem most worried about is your own legal culpability, not the fact that there is pirated software, which is an easier task to deal with than the technical aspect in some ways.

    1) Write an internal memo to management addressing your concerns, outlining the risks associated with not complying w/ software licenses, etc. Include a rough inventory of infringing software, the approximate cost of said software, and the estimated cost to the company if they are pursued for damages.

    2) Send yourself a copy by registered mail. Put it on a shelf, or better yet, in a small fire safe or safe deposit box. To be really thorough, send 2, and keep them in separate locations.

    3) If you get a response to just ignore it, keep it. If it's to deal with it properly, then you're pretty much golden.
    Either way, keep the response. Possibly send yourself a printout by registered mail as in step 2.

    4) IF the crap ever hits the fan, you have 2 documents which cover you. The dated and sealed envelopes from registered mail are considered legally admissable, so if there's any finger pointing in your direction, you should be able to deflect it handily.

    Note: If management changes you may want to redo this process.

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  260. Pirate Programs at Work are the best... by Benson+Arizona · · Score: 1

    I went on a Pirate Program at work. They sent me to the Caribbean where I learned to drink rum, bury doubloons, walk the plank and carry a parrot on my shoulder. Best training I ever did - what a week! Every merchant banker needs to do this.

  261. simple plan by jjmiv · · Score: 1

    here's a simple plan 1. inventory all software that you have media and licenses for. 2. survey all the software that's on individuals computer. take this opportunity to view what they need to use compared to other employees. 3. look at standardized solutions for all users based on what they have then look at options in FOSS or paid software. Present to execs (or however you process your budget) 4. deploy based on response.

  262. Re:Management, not IT guy, will be held responsibl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the BSA audit comes, many management types will try to make a scapegoat of the IT guy, but in 100% of all cases I've known about, the BSA ignores the IT guy and goes straight for jugular veins of the upper management.

    And ultimately, the upper management has legal responsibility for all wrongdoing in the company unless they can pretty much prove not only that they didn't know, but that they couldn't reasonably know. A few missing licenses here and there could be blamed on the IT guy, but if much of the company runs on unlicensed software, it's clear that they should have known from the financial point of view that something was wrong.

  263. How to by stanjam · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Policy. Make sure your policies are clear about what can be installed and who may install it. Step 2: Inventory everything that the company owns properly, and that is licensed to the company. You will likely have to reimage most company computers to come into licensing compliance. Step 3: Make everyone run as a limited user, unless they have definitive need. This will cut down on pirated software, as well as malware. Anyone who needs admin status should sign an agreement that IT support may be limited to reimaging the computer to its original parameters. Step 4: Follow through on Policy. OR Switch to Linux

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  264. You call that "clean" ?? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    I recommend that you immediately inform management of the problem. If they are hesitant to buy proper licenses, inform them that you need to start uninstalling the unlicensed software (and be sure to follow through on this if you have to). That will help motivate them to do the right thing.

    No offense, but, to motivate management you'll sure not need to kick against their heels ...

    If you'd like to motivate them, you better explain the truth about licensing, BSA and liability, which gives much MUCH more motivation!

    Your motivation would be -the direct way out- of a company, for most managers, with that kind of attitude! Wonder if this has to do with your nickname ;)

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  265. You forgot the nuclear option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Option C: Shitcan me, stay illegal, and I'll report you to the BSA, screw you over and get a reward for my trouble.

  266. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Whistle blowing is protected in all civilized localities.

    Some people in /. have a very strange view of life, in which company policy has higher precedence than the law of the land...

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  267. Need is no excuse. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You do something unethical or illegal then you can't excuse yourself hiding behind the needs of your family.

    Sorry but we honest people know that abiding by proper ethical standards is not always easy.

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  268. Excuses. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    People blaming need for their moral failings are beyond contempt.

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  269. I don't care how well you sleep. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    What you are doing is still illegal.

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    1. Re:I don't care how well you sleep. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So is speeding.

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  270. I was following orders..... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Where did I hear that one before?

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  271. Copying without permision is not theft. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    No matter which way you want to slice it.

    The irrefutable proof of this is that we have different bodies of law to deal with copyright infringement and to deal with theft.

    I have rarely seen any /.er claiming that copyright infringement is OK, most people recognize the illegality of this, nevertheless most people recognize also that copyright has been unethically and immorally subverted by the recording cartel an the governments of most countries.

    So in synthesis, this is not different from copying music illegally, they are both illegal activities which should not be condoned, while at the same time pointing the unreasonable nature of the current legislation....

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  272. CMDB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://asg.com/products/product_details.asp?code=BSZ

    If you ask them nicely, ASG will demo Becubic for you.

  273. Really? by Derosian · · Score: 1

    Would a company really wanna piss off someone who has knowledge of illegal doings and is trying to fix it?

    That seems counter-intuitive to me.

  274. BSA Headache by Sarlin · · Score: 1

    I inhereted a similar situation I am at. That was back in 2001 and one of the guys they canned before I got here turned the company into BSA and HE was the one installing unlicensed copies. It cost the company a ton of money and cost me a lot of time (nights and weekends) doing a thorough audit of all software. You can get information off of BSA's site (don't go to their site from your work connection...do it from home or the library) and see what the penalties for each infraction. You can then give your boss an estimation of what he could be fined. Additionally, the company's doors can be shut by the authorities until you are in compliance. It can be a nasty thing. Then get an estimation of what it will cost to get everything licensed so your boss has that information as well. Then, if he/she doesn't want to license the software then get that letter saying that you will not be held liable for the illegal software. Then you let them know that you will not personally install any illegal software because it is a crime. It is and you shouldn't. I had to do this. At that point you may want to start looking for another company to work for. Hope it works out for you.

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