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  1. Re:The premise seems failed. on Venezuela Bans the Commercial Sale of Firearms and Ammunition · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that's horseshit, too. That's like saying that a tire iron enables me to smash out your window...(when really, I'd have a lot less chance of getting cut by glass if I just threw a large brick or rock through it).

  2. Re:The premise seems failed. on Venezuela Bans the Commercial Sale of Firearms and Ammunition · · Score: 2

    Take a look at our friends in the UK - everyone* turned in their guns, and the murder rate went up...

    ... there were just more stabbings.

    If I'm about to buy it, I'd honestly rather get shot than stabbed. Over a lot quicker..

    * not really everyone

  3. Re:Disarm the good guys on Venezuela Bans the Commercial Sale of Firearms and Ammunition · · Score: 1

    Here in America, when it comes time to "give up our guns" - it means it's time to start shooting. Fuck that.

  4. Re:The premise seems failed. on Venezuela Bans the Commercial Sale of Firearms and Ammunition · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll believe that guns kill people when the gun is convicted instead of the person.

  5. What about Narcissists with low self esteem? on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 2

    Or do they just post journals to slashdot?

  6. Re:So? on Arlington National Cemetery's Many IT Flaws · · Score: 1

    No, you can't. Because with the same mouth you bitch and moan about government wasting your money, you scream and holler for more of that same government.

    The Cognitive Dissonance is breathtaking.

    Plus, it totally gives me an erection. Can you send your mom over to take care of it?

  7. So? on Arlington National Cemetery's Many IT Flaws · · Score: 1

    It's not like the dead are going to complain about it anytime soon.

  8. Re:hmmm on Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek · · Score: 1, Troll

    What happens if you mix plot and anti-plot together?!
    Star Wars.

    May the force be with you (even if it is just a bunch of midichlorians), dumbass.

  9. Uraninite? on Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert · · Score: 1

    We're fucked if they change any radioactive material into Mooninites.

  10. Re:Might sound nuts, but has a sound legal basis on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 2, Funny

    Idiots who like terrible television shows?

  11. Re:A likely story on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course not. You should just let it slide like water off a duck's back.

  12. Re:banning make hulk smash! on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 1

    Oh look at that. Some loser hit us both with a troll mod. I'm.. I'm crushed. I'm devastated. I might just have to go home and kiss a shotgun like Kurt Cobain did.

  13. Re:banning make hulk smash! on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 1

    Nope - even better. Two sisters.

  14. Re:Jack Thompson moved to Venusuela? on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 1

    That was as creative a response as "I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?"

    YHBT. HAND.

    P.S. I'm rubber, you're glue!!

  15. Re:banning make hulk smash! on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, I'm in a good mood. Amazing what a threesome will do for a guy.

    Trust me: If you ever get a chance to get two chicks - TAKE IT.

  16. Re:banning make hulk smash! on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although, to be fair, being a violent murderous asshole is even better of you're a righty.
    Yes, but your reason is wrong. It's better 'cause you get to send in the military, and leave the dirty work for the hired help.

  17. Re:Jack Thompson moved to Venusuela? on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 1

    My GF's 44 years old, twice my daughter's age

    And from the sound of it, triple her weight, and half her IQ.

  18. Re:banning make hulk smash! on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But being a violent, murderous asshole is fine if you're a lefty. Just ask any fucking hipster in a 'Che' shirt.

  19. Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Women aren't nearly as obsessive as Fanbois. Ever seen Fatal Attraction? Nothing compared to a fanboi.

  20. Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell hath no fury like a fanboi's scorn.

  21. Re:Wii emulation on XBox360? on Xbox 360 Homebrew Finally Arrives · · Score: 0, Troll

    I repeat - UNLESS you spend all your cash fixing it.

  22. Re:Wii emulation on XBox360? on Xbox 360 Homebrew Finally Arrives · · Score: 1

    The you don't have to buy a Wii, saving you money.
    You might be able to buy a Wii and save on the shipping costs from sending the XBoxPleaseFixMe back to MS.

  23. Re:Wii emulation on XBox360? on Xbox 360 Homebrew Finally Arrives · · Score: 1

    If you want Wii games, why not just go get a Wii?
    Xbox360 has a failure rate of 54%.

  24. So they disconnect anyone who uses a browser? on UK ISP Disconnects Customers For File Sharing · · Score: 3, Informative

    I guess they don't know about file caching...

  25. Primarily Fiber Channel Networking on Stock Market Manipulation By Millisecond Trading · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fiber Channel: It's gigabit speed, and very reliable once installed. The only thing to worry about is to make sure you're not bending the cables too far when you're installing the rack mounted gear - if you do - SNAP! - and you've destroyed the cable.