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Sesame Street DVD Deemed Adult-Only Entertainment

theodp writes "The earliest episodes of Sesame Street are being made available on DVD, but the NYT notes Volumes 1 and 2 carry a rather strange warning: 'These early 'Sesame Street' episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today's preschool child.' So why are they unsuitable for toddlers in 2007? Well, in the parody 'Monsterpiece Theater,' Alistair Cookie — played by Cookie Monster — used to appear with a pipe, which he later gobbled. 'That modeled the wrong behavior,' explained a Sesame Street executive producer, adding that 'we might not be able to create a character like Oscar [the Grouch] now.'"

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  1. Madness by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I...um.....*ahem*.......well......ACK!

    I honestly do not even know where to begin. My God! This is absolute madness.... political correctness run amok and almost even worse than the religious right's labeling of Bert and Ernie as homosexuals. As one who leans left particularly after the last six years, this sort of thing is a shock back to more centrist practicality and honesty. Shame on the current producers for corrupting the original vision of Sesame Street and creating revisionist history. Oscar the Grouch was *grouchy*, as advertised. So what? Cookie Monster ate the pipe.... so what? It is as it was a vision of the time and a reflection on the changing times of a decade from the 60's to the 70's.

    I don't have a problem with things changing, rather I revel in it. However, it makes me sad to see people label what made us who we are unacceptable to todays youth. Parents are far too restrictive with what their kids do, afraid to let them get dirty by playing outside, indoctrinating them with germaphobia from the earliest age, relabeling childrens characters as dangerous pedophiles or attempting to smear them with homosexual labels. The things we used to do as kids would likely get us arrested these days (12 year olds playing with homemade fireworks, carrying shotguns down the street and out to the field to go hunting, swinging from ropes into swimming holes infested with all manner of dangerous wildlife and more).

    I don't know what that says of our society but kids watching Sesame Street was just part of the culture and are we now going to be afraid of who we are?

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    1. Re:Madness by Awod · · Score: 1

      [quote] Parents are far too restrictive with what their kids do, afraid to let them get dirty by playing outside, indoctrinating them with germaphobia from the earliest age, relabeling childrens characters as dangerous pedophiles or attempting to smear them with homosexual labels.[/quote] I don't think it's that parents are too restrictive they either allow or ignore one of the above but the kicker to that is when their child gets sick they flip out and sue the next door neighbor for allowing their kid to play in mud..

    2. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They are also people who accuse the pink teletubbie of being gay. These people are deeply sick. They are trying to sexualise innocent children's play. They should be psychologically assessed. If they aren't mad, they should be sentenced to 5-10 years imprisonment and then treated as sex offenders. This especially refers to Rydzyk.

    3. Re:Madness by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      I'll be 42 in December. After having my mind polluted by Sesame Street as a youngster I started to gobble down cookies, hid in garbage cans and dreamt of living with a male life-partner when older.

      Sadly, my life went to shit and I'm none of those things. I don't like cookies, dislike taking out the trash and live with a WOMAN and our child. Ick!

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    4. Re:Madness by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oscar the Grouch was *grouchy*, as advertised. So what? Cookie Monster ate the pipe.... so what? It is as it was a vision of the time and a reflection on the changing times of a decade from the 60's to the 70's. And you'd think Cookie Monster would have been even more justified eating the pipe in this version, seeing as now it shoots first.
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    5. Re:Madness by Cadallin · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I see a lot of this revisionism as pandering to the religious right, and conservatives in general.

      I also maintain that the continued escalation of restrictions on youth behavior is THE major cause of youth violence today. Children and Teens in my Grandparent's time, and my parents time routinely engaged in (nonviolent, but dangerous) behavior and received mostly slaps on the wrist (sometimes literally!). Nowadays, similar behavior results in prolonged probation and additional punishments at best, and Jail Time (in adult facilities!) at worst. And people are astonished with teens today crack and start shooting up their schools! Not to mention record juvenile suicide rates and other (in my opinion clear) indications of severe societal issues.

    6. Re:Madness by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, you're wrong. I grew up with those episodes of Sesame Street and have learned awful behaviors from them. To this day I can't avoid eating pipes when I see them, and I still keep a garbage can around for those times when I must live in one. Think of the children!

    7. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't like cookies
      There is something deeply wrong with you.
    8. Re:Madness by LionKimbro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm skeptical that this is a left-right issue.

      Parents on the right are just as restrictive as the parents on the left. My friend was raised conservative Christian, and his parents wouldn't let him read or see science fiction or fantasy. I don't see any kids playing in the streets, ever, republican or otherwise.

      What are the causes behind this? Is it a sue-happy society? Is it that we're just all just perfectly content to use the Internet? Or, did we somehow just become afraid of other people, and don't know how to act around them? Is it some motion that happened in psychology, that led people to think a certain thing? Is it a media effect, where a problem in one place is broadcast everywhere, and then we go into lockdown everywhere? Is it risk-aversion, no matter how small (erroring "slightly" in favor of too much caution, as repeated policy) ..?

      What?

    9. Re:Madness by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Political correctness has even ended careers of minorities. One of the most famous was Mantan Morland. He was one of the funniest comedians of his time. He was highly paid and the studios gave him star billing gladly at a time when most black actors barely got a mention. The persona was his own creation and was meant to reflect his character's personality but it was deemed a negative stereotype and it basically ended his career at it's height. Was it positive? It was never meant to be but the point is he was wildly successful and was respected for his talent. He was just a funny guy and deserved his success. If he was directly making jokes about blacks I might agree but I can't recall a single line he uttered related to blacks in general, I may be wrong I just don't recall jokes but they weren't the centeral theme. The character was unique unto himself. It'd be like saying Don Knots back in the day was demeaning to whites. Political correctness tends to be more about the eye of the beholder than any real intent. Today black comedians constantly make jokes about black people yet the only one who lost their career was one of the few that never made a joke about being black. They can view the Cookie Monster smoking as a bad sereotype but calling it adult is rediculous. They don't learn smoking as much from old Sesame Street characters as they do from watching their parents smoke.

    10. Re:Madness by gmrath · · Score: 1
      Don't forget: "we are the people our parents warned us about. . ."

      Seriously though, it may not be the parents so much as a vocal few - liberal and conservative alike - that demand everyone else live lives in the manner that that few righteously know we should. And, of course, the insidious "think of the children" crowd - usually but not always the same folk - taking away rights, liberties and freedoms to "protect the children." I wonder, when will the young realize what's been done to them in the guise of "protecting the children" and rebel?

    11. Re:Madness by mcscooter · · Score: 1

      Actually the main reason for this isn't "pussification" or right wingers, but the people behind the scenes of these programs. I am involved in children's educational programming and there is much more research done about the effects of what children view than most people know. I know many of the people at Sesame Workshop would never want to show some of the things from the early seasons today because of they knowledge they have gained.

    12. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason they say this is probably so they can not get sued by the parents. This way the responsible parents can make an informed decision whether or not they will allow the children to watch this. If they didn't warn, they would probably get sued by some over anxious parent group........

      It's still funny though :)

    13. Re:Madness by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that this is about political correctness so much as a bipolar silliness. It's not like this sort of restrictive re-evaluation of 30-year old culture is monolithic. At the same time that they call Sesame Street too intense for children, we are able to see and hear the most intensely misanthropic and misogynistic material in music and video games.

      I think what we are seeing in this story is more of a fear that the bluenoses who are looking for reasons to be offended are now more sophisticated legally, and more likely to bring a lawsuit. For a game company, they may view the lawsuit as part of a marketing campaign (Manhunter 2 for example) but maybe the company that's releasing these Sesame Street vids are worried that legal actions could wipe them out.

      I don't believe in caps on personal injury lawsuits, because that would simply be a boon to the largest, most destructive corporations, but there definitely needs to be much harsher penalties for nuisance suits. And anyone who would sue because their child was exposed to Bert and Ernie or Oscar the Grouch is most definitely a nuisance.

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    14. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Parents are far too restrictive with what their kids do, afraid to let them get dirty by playing outside, indoctrinating them with germaphobia from the earliest age

      Let their kids grow up with allergies, asthma, and constant disease. "Oh another cold, you mustn't have bathed in the Purell little Johnny!"

    15. Re:Madness by MayonakaHa · · Score: 1

      Meh.. I think in a lot of cases, the word "knowledge" can be replaced with "paranoia".

    16. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many already *do* realize. The problem is, what can they do about it? Speak with their vote? They don't *have* a vote! Take their parents to court? They don't have any money for a lawyer, can't do that either.

      Children don't have many rights, and have less all the time. The problem is that they can't *do* anything about it, because nobody listens to them, or even wants to.

      That was true back in the early 90s when I was a teenager, and it is even more true now.

    17. Re:Madness by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's just about enough to make you want to throw up. Did you ever read Jack Williamson's "The Humanoids"? This is what happens when you have a race of beings (or, for that matter, a group of people) whose only purpose is to protect us from ourselves whether we want them to or not.

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    18. Re:Madness by drooling-dog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So true about the way that kids are raised these days, and it's one of my pet peeves. The sensationalist media (among other things) has made most parents very fearful of all kinds of horrible things that might happen if their kids are allowed out of their padded rooms and tightly-supervised activities. Television news is the worst; if anything nasty happens anywhere, they'll make it seem like it's happening right next door and all around you, every day. People want to think of themselves as good parents and especially want to appear to others like they are, but in order to achieve that label you have to submit to the general hysteria. So, kids are trotted from one adult-organized activity to the next, and seldom get the opportunity for spontaneous, inventive play with their peers.

      Reminds me of a report on a local TV news programs a few years ago on Halloween. A reporter was interviewing a cop at a police station where candy was being x-rayed for the usual pins, needles, razor blades, etc. The gist of the report was that you're taking a big chance if you don't bring your kid's candy in for this scanning. So the reporter finally asks how much of this junk they find on a typical Halloween, and the cop had to reply that, in fact, they'd never found a single foreign object in any piece of candy in the 15 or 20 years that they'd performed this service. But, of course there's always a first time and you can't be too careful.

      I'm glad I grew up when I did, when kids could be kids.

    19. Re:Madness by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Quit swallowing the propaganda of "political correctness". There is absolutely no dichotomy between homophobia and the encroaching nanny-state. They may latch on to different bogeymen, be it is gays, guns, drugs, video games, terrorists, etc., but the psychology is the same.

    20. Re:Madness by GodsBlood · · Score: 0

      they should just replace the pipes with cgi flashlights

    21. Re:Madness by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think this is pandering to the religious right so much as a society that has got hung up on the idea that children must, at all costs, be protected from the real world. The media, politicians and various other demagogues have created a situation of such intense paranoia that parents have come to believe that the only children's entertainment that they dare share with their children is bland, pasteurized crap like Barney the Dinosaur and the modern-era Sesame Street.

      I remember the faerie tales that I listened to when I was a child, with witches plotting to eat children, wolves being cut open to let grandmas out and gingerbread being devoured by clever canids. Underlying it all was a central message to children that the world is a dangerous place, that one has to use his or her wits to survive. These stories were always spoken in language that children could understand, but the underlying message was clear.

      WE live in a society that is addicted to fear, tries to hide it from children while simultaneously trying to live it vicariously through the others. We are an oversexualized culture that while trying to protect children from sexual predators (which the media would have you believe live on every street), feeds them a diet of sexual images on TV.

      If we're going to start questioning a Cookie Monster parody of Masterpiece Theatre and look cock-eyed at the existence of someone like Oscar the Grouch, how much longer before we begin censoring Dr. Suess, Peanuts cartoons and the Wizard of Oz?
      sychology institutes.

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    22. Re:Madness by MBraynard · · Score: 0, Troll
      As a member of the religious right and a conservative, and a former huge fan of Sesame Street and Grouchkateer, I can affirm to you that we have no problem with the classic show, no problem with Bert and Ernie (seperate beds, come on!), no problem with Oscar the Homeless Democrat, and no problem with Cookie enjoying a fine tobacco product.

      I think the societal ills (and the changes you dislike in Sesame Street) are a result of attempts to feminize boys and fat, militant women in flannel who think they know what is best for society and are running for president.

    23. Re:Madness by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Risk aversion is an interesting thing. I don't claim to know anything about what's behind it (correlation != cause and all that), but from what I have seen it links strongly to how developed (for want of a better word) a country is. In the US, western Europe and Australia everyone has to deal with health and safety regulations, most people wear seatbelts, there are pedestrian crossings on roads, workplaces have fire standards, etc. Some of this is (IMO) a good thing, some of it is not (the article being a perfect example of where we've gone wrong). In many South Asian countries I've been to most people are quite happy to accept a much greater level of danger in their lives, there aren't many (if any) regulations (good or bad), and people seem (from my 'outsider' point of view) to get injured more often - losing fingers, eyes and so on. Essentially there is no 'what if?' - people don't worry about getting out of a burning building because the building probably won't burn. I also get the impression that this is how it was in the west many years ago - the images of people working on NY skyscrapers with no safety harnesses for example.

      I don't really know where I'm going with this, to be honest, other than to say that there's a happy medium but when the momentum builds its too easy to go sailing past that point on the way from one extreme to the other.

    24. Re:Madness by The+Anarchist+Avenge · · Score: 1

      Shit man, those of us on the left are just as outraged as anyone. If anything, more so. Those are my memories that they say are inappropriate for children. I wasn't allowed to watch anything but PBS when I was a child, and to think that that stuff is now classified as adult is just ridiculous. You shouldn't blame this on the left any more than you should blame the right for those few idiots who say that Bert and Ernie are gay. In short: douche-baggery knows no political party.

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    25. Re:Madness by Cally · · Score: 1

      attempting to smear them with homosexual labels Sad thing that homosexuality is still seen as something bad, to be ashamed of.
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    26. Re:Madness by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Then I'm sure you can actually cite some studies, right? So get to it, what are the precise, clinical, emperical effects of a child watching Cookie Monster with a pipe and then eating it. Anything less than full citations to peer-reviewed literature is nothing more than purile, pandering bullshit.

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    27. Re:Madness by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you have it partially right. The problems we have with "Teenagers" is that there is no such thing as "Teenagers" when compared to children and adults. The problems we see is that we have taken a group that for 10,000 years was considered adults. A group that fought wars, got married, had children, ran businesses, created communities, and built nations. In just a few short generations, we have redefined them as children. We have stripped them of their rights, and told them that they have no responsibility for their actions. Once in a while we will pull one out of the crowd, and punish him as an adult, but right up until that point, he is classified as a child by our laws.

      I suspect that we would have similar problems with the 35-45 year old set if we did the same thing to them.

    28. Re:Madness by superwiz · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm skeptical that this is a left-right issue.Parents on the right are just as restrictive as the parents on the left. My friend was raised conservative Christian

      What makes you think that Christianity is a conservative religion? Because it's labeled so? I am not trolling. I am serious. Christianity was an attempt to liberalize the conservative newish, roman, etc. societies which ran on a rule of law. Mercy and forgiveness are not conservative ideals, but they are Christian ideals.

      What am I saying? Well, that those "conservative" friends of yours were so in name only. Self-reliance and risk-taking are conservative ideals. But both right and left are constantly trying to spare you the bother (on the left) or the opportunity (on the right) to think take chances and think outside the proverbial box. Both are looking for excuses to increase influence of the tyrannical state. Which of the excuses your prefer is up to you. Or you can choose to be free. I'll let you discover on your own who your favorite candidate should be in this case...

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    29. Re:Madness by slyn · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on where you live. I live on the South Side of Chicago, not far from where the St. Patrick's day parade runs. It is a very Irish area, with a mixture of "rich" and middle-class people. I say "rich" based off of what people's houses are worth, as a large amount of people bought their houses 15-20 years ago here for under 100k, and with the real estate boom some houses were selling for as much as 500-600k. Essentially what I am trying to say is that (except for race), this area tends to be somewhat diverse in political beliefs, financial status, and religious beliefs. Given that, depending on what block you live on, you see different things. Some blocks are mostly populated with older folks and so you almost never see anyone. Other blocks, such as my own, have a relatively large number of kids under the age of 16, so I will see kids running around, playing wiffleball in the street intersections, skateboarding (or trying to) along the block, etc. I don't think that if a kid got hurt doing something, unless it was under conditions that warranted action, the parents would sue. Maybe it's just a difference of where you live or the personality's the people on the block, but there are numerous other blocks that have a similar situation to our around our neighborhood. I think that some parents/members of society get out of hand with the PC issue. Recently there was an article online about mall Santa's not being able to say "Ho Ho Ho" because of the negative homonym (if thats the right -nym) of Ho. That's an example of politically correctness getting out of hand. A sesame street DVD getting rated AO because the cookie monster eats a pipe is also above and beyond bad. However, I think that when you are hearing about the "pussification" of American children, its just the media taking a story and reporting on it, which has that vocal minority effect that makes it look like everyone feels the same way. When on the other hand there are white kids playing ball in the streets here in big bad chicago. How could their parents let them do such a thing!?!? Maybe their different from everyone in the US, or maybe not everyone in America is busy pussifying their children.

    30. Re:Madness by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1
      You think Ernie and Bert are not gay? Prepare yourself for Bernie and Ert

      http://youtube.com/results?search_query=Bernie+and+Ert+english&search=Search

      These ran on german network-tv a while back, in german. I guess a fan dubbed a few of the episodes.

    31. Re:Madness by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      Therefore, your post is purile, pandering bullshit.

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    32. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ".... political correctness run amok and almost even worse than the religious right's labeling of Bert and Ernie as homosexuals."

      I always though Bert had rapist eyebrows, so hearing he is homosexual is actually slightly relieving in a strange kind of way.

    33. Re:Madness by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Indeed. A friend of mine was in the closet all through junior high and high school even to himself. I knew even though he denied it even to himself, but I'd had several other homosexual friends.

      He finally came out 2 or 3 years into college, and his (extremely baptist) family all but disowned him. The boy that was the pride of his family until that point was suddenly horrible and evil. It took his mother over 6 months (and among other things a verbal smack to the face from me) before she even talked to him again.

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    34. Re:Madness by gmrath · · Score: 1

      Children don't have many rights, that's true; and it's true even those rights and freedoms that remain are being eroded. But children do grow up. And they DO remember. If the cohort in question, the current generation of children-through-teenagers, aren't too fragmented to coalesce into a Movement reminiscent of that of the "Sixties," well, it may be fun to watch. Just mix in enough pissed off kids and a few charismatic leaders with a Message. . . By the way, when I was a teenager back in the "Sixties," just like today, nobody listened nor wanted to; every generation faces the same hurdle it seems. And remember that great 60's anthem "we won't be fooled again"? Sadly, most of my generation and the following generations didn't remember or care to. The consequences are obvious.

    35. Re:Madness by KiraFace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thank god we've got these people looking out for the children now. I mean, look at me; my mother plopped lil' ol' me down in front of Sesame Street every day until I went to Kindergarten, but somehow, I've never had the urge to smoke a cigarrette. Somehow, I managed to not pick up on that sick, despicable behavior and instead learned to read early. Weird.

    36. Re:Madness by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      Or, to quote Dick Cavett:

      "There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"

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    37. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Join the dots. It's just preparing children for the one world government / no borders future.

      Along with the removal of anything remotely un-PC, the disproportionately high number of ethnic minority and / or disabled kids on Sesame Street also does not mirror reality.

      However, when the European Union stretches out to include North African countries, the middle east and Russia, which UK foreign minister / idiot David Milliband finally came out and admitted recently, that's exactly what society will look like when the economic imbalance causes them to pour in. Equally, the United States can protect borders easily *if the government wants to* but they don't. Google around for the North American Union (NAU), or the NAFTA super highway. Same thing either side of the pond.

      Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it, and we all know how the Roman empire ended.

    38. Re:Madness by Goaty66 · · Score: 1

      It is exactly our sue-happy society. The real terrorists aren't members of Al-Qaeda, they're members of the Bar Association. The ease with which a person or organization can have charges leveled against them, the fear this brings and the possibly huge monetary bounty to be plundered from all of this circus are resulting in fascism and nothing less than that.

    39. Re:Madness by nilbud · · Score: 0

      There's a new technique for raising children which interferes minimally in their development. Instead of reasoning and explaining and time outs it has been found that children perceive in a wide range of ways we as adults no longer experience. For instance a swift blow to the extremities, torso or head can be interpreted by the child in a range of sophisticated ways. A swift tap on the back of the hand can indicate "Don't be grabby" without verbal interaction. Likewise a massive boot up the hoop lifting the child a metre into the air can be used to convey in no uncertain terms that being arrested for painting "meat is murder" on McDonalds is unacceptable behaviour.

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    40. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not a left-right issue although political correctness is more prevalent in left-wing institutions and lefties. The problem is that we are such an image conscious society now that the appearance is more important than the actual issue. It is called political correctness for a reason, that it gives the followers a political power and political capital. Otherwise, it is simply correct. PC is just another way of being proud hypocrites.

      Because of this obsession with our image, PC has become a club to beat up people who don't agree with one on some issues. It's a very effective way of derailing the subject and avoid discussing difficult issues. You have some issues with gender, you are a sexist. With immigration issues, a xenophobic. With racial issues, a racist. With Islamofascism, an Islamophobe. Shut up and get in line, or else the world will think of you as some prejudiced bastard.

      People become thin-skinned. Politicians use it to get votes. Laws are drafted by legislators to legislate "offensive" things and lawyers take advantage of the laws to make big bucks. Welcome to a nanny and a sue-happy state.

      The solution is to fight political correctness and refuse to be cowed by name calling. Don't be politically correct, just be correct.

    41. Re:Madness by raceface · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A book some of you might find interesting, with relation to the fear in todays society is "Last child in the woods" by Richard Lou. It is available at most book stores including http://www.amazon.com/Last-Child-Woods-Children-Nature-Deficit/dp/1565123913. Though it talks mostly about and other topic, it speaks a lot about how parents fears are keeping kids away from unstructured play time in the outdoors.

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    42. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your political views are so wishy-washy that when some assmunch decides grouchiness and pipe-eating aren't appropriate for preschoolers it changes your position on a spectrum, then you're a tosser.

    43. Re:Madness by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My friend was raised conservative Christian, and his parents wouldn't let him read or see science fiction or fantasy.


      That's because they didn't want to be pressed with the hard questions that come up when science and religion collide. Someone who truly adheres to their faith would not be scared by competing views and would openly welcome the critique and discussion, confident in their beliefs. Unfortunately, when it comes to Catholicism there isn't much of a leg to stand on.
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    44. Re:Madness by rdean400 · · Score: 1

      Don't disparage the entirety of the religious right because of the actions of a few (or even many or most). Judging people by group labeling is exactly the same sort of cookie-cutter one-size-fits-all thinking that brings us idiocy like political correctness.

      I'm fed up with the demonizing that goes on in both directions. There are more than enough idiots on both sides of the political spectrum.

    45. Re:Madness by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      carrying shotguns down the street

      Bringing them to Show & Tell, matter of fact. Miami, as late as 1958.

      rj

    46. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cookie Monster ate the pipe.... so what?

      Whoa,whoa,whoa!....Cookie Monster is gay?

    47. Re:Madness by toriver · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he's just very security-consciuos and have disabled...

      Wait, you guys mean the other kind of cookies.

    48. Re:Madness by tacocat · · Score: 1

      We are raising a nation of sissies.

      Unable to experience anything that might be considered even vaguely incorrect, we are unable to accurate respond to real world issues in mature manners. We are left with role models of Television shows where everything has to be either Over the Top or Whatever.

    49. Re:Madness by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      Cookie Monster ate the pipe.... so what?

      Unacceptable table manners, that's what. Chewing things up and spitting them out...what kind of role model is that? Think of the children.

      rj

    50. Re:Madness by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      I think what you have is the right-wing nuts "protecting" our children from sex and illegal drugs... while the left-wing nuts want to "protect" our children from violence (anvil dropping anyone? Or the guns in E.T.?), tobacco use, obesity, and "racism" (Speedy Gonzales)...

      Personally, I think both of those groups can go straight to hell... it's up to the parents to decide... which reminds me of when I let my niece watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit when she was 7 or 8... my sister was pissed... until I reminded her that my niece was as old as my sister was when she first saw it... she quickly realized the error of her ways... :)

      Nephilium

    51. Re:Madness by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember the faerie tales that I listened to when I was a child, with witches plotting to eat children, wolves being cut open to let grandmas out and gingerbread being devoured by clever canids. Underlying it all was a central message to children that the world is a dangerous place, that one has to use his or her wits to survive.

      If they're worried about The Cookie Monster & Oscar...why not The Wizard of Oz...Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs...Fantasia & Sleeping Beauty. Wizard of Oz = lack of understanding about the use of magikk...drug use (aka...poppy field) & a "young" girl & her dog hanging around 3 men she "found" on her travels. Snow White = single lady living with 7 little men...taking apples from strangers laced with drugs. Fantasia = witchcraft & not acting in a responsible way. Sleeping Beauty = drug use & a woman needing a man to "awaken" her from her slumbers (aka...not able to have another woman or herself being able to awaken her).

      If that isn't strange enough...most of the "fairy tales" were reworked during Victorian times to satisfy the "sensibilities" of the adults being able to tell them to their children. The original Hansel & Gretel had the "lady who was a little eccentric" winning over the 2 kids. (Just in case anyone is offended by my lack of political correctness.)

      It's going to be a funny world when these "precious items" enter the real world & find out that mommy & daddy can't make everything right...except by suing those they feel have wronged their world view.

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    52. Re:Madness by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      +1 I long for the days such idiots were run out of town and warned not to return. Now they control the education system.

    53. Re:Madness by Macthorpe · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the other hand, I'm gay, love cookies and taking out the trash leaves me with a deep-seated sense of accomplishment.

      Now I know where it all went wrong!

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    54. Re:Madness by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      While I'm not sure how serious you are, I was sort of surprised when I read the line about how the "conservatives" and "religious right" were behind all of this.

      Most religious people I know have no problem showing kids what evils can befall you if you make the wrong choices. They'll let you know if you have sex before you're married, etc., you're going to Hell to burn for all eternity. So I have a hard time believing they'd have a problem with Cookie Monster or Oscar the Grouch.

      Most conservatives I know see this as liberal "Political Correctness" run amok.

    55. Re:Madness by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      WE live in a society that is addicted to fear, tries to hide it from children while simultaneously trying to live it vicariously through the others. We are an oversexualized culture that while trying to protect children from sexual predators (which the media would have you believe live on every street), feeds them a diet of sexual images on TV.

      Bingo. There are a few problems that exist: the media makes money off fear with society as the target of the fear, political correctness, and sexual indoctrination of children. In this case of the Sesame Street DVD, I agree with someone else that this is a political correctness issue. Too many people (especially on this site) blame everything on the conservatives during times of censorship because they must be wrong under the assumption that the liberals are correct. Oddly enough, its the liberals who, in many cases, attempt to pass something off as "appropriate for all ages" which kicks in the conservative reaction that not everything is appropriate for all ages. That describes the problem of sexual indoctrination of children. In this case though it's just an insane level of political correctness. Unfortunately, parents who don't know how to raise kids are some of the people who support what other parents believe is the problem. In situations like that the media and the government isn't always the sole source of the problem.

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    56. Re:Madness by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      "It is as it was a vision of the time and a reflection on the changing times of a decade from the 60's to the 70's."

      So you're saying your four-year-old is capable of that kind of subtle distinction? Because I'm guessing most aren't. Thus the warning.

      Times change, societal expectations change, and the stuff we deem appropriate for kids changes because of that. Would you show your kids "Bre'er Rabbit" despite the blatant racist overtones? How about the Disney versions of "Dumbo" or "Peter Pan" (which are pretty bad themselves, if you watch them anew)?

      How about Pepe LePew, forcing himself on all those poor female cats who wanted nothing to do with him? Do we really think attempted rape is appropriate entertainment for kids?

      Yeah, cry about "political correctness." It ain't exactly something new. Ever wonder why it's always evil STEPmothers in all those Grimm Brothers fairy tales? The original folk-stories often had evil birth-mothers, but the Grimm brothers found that unacceptable for children, so they whitewashed the stories.

      Honestly, I think the Sesame Street producers are doing the best thing possible here: release the original material uncensored and unedited (Cookie Monster shoots first), but let parents know that they can't just stick in the DVD and expect it to be appropriate for all kids.

    57. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your analysis is 100% correct. I have long noticed how many religions and cultures had coming of age ceremonies in the early teens.

      There are big interests in criminalizing all behavior.

    58. Re:Madness by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      This is absolute madness You're overreacting.

      However, it makes me sad to see people label what made us who we are unacceptable to todays youth. You mean like smoking and racial segregation? You might like to believe your childhood was a perfect world, but in reality it wasn't. Some of the stuff that was acceptable in your time is highly detrimental to humanity and needs to be labeled as unacceptable.

      All these people are trying to do is inform parents that the Sesame Street of old may not be what they're expecting it to be. Is that really so bad?
    59. Re:Madness by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      I think you're being a little narrow--society doesn't want to protect just children from the real world, it wants to protect adults from the real world too. It's more blatant with kids, but most western societies have adopted more and more of a nanny-state mentality, where the government passes laws to restrict freedoms in the name of "security" and "health". I, for one, don't want to live in a society where risk is eliminated and I am protected from all possible harm. Unfortunately, I seem to be in the minority on this one (however sizable that minority may be), for the march of protective legislation and self-censorship goes on.

    60. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolute madness.... political correctness run amok

      Pfft, I look at it this way: it's our revenge against the old coots who wave their canes around while griping about comics/rockandroll/videogames/etc.

    61. Re:Madness by kaizokuace · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dont think cookie monster liked cookies either. He just terrorized the cookie community using his mouth to crush them leaving cookie crumbs behind, cookie crumbs and destroyed lives.

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    62. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the problems are usually like this.

      It's a shame more parents don't encourage teens to act up, honestly.

    63. Re:Madness by timmarhy · · Score: 5, Funny

      did you turn out as the bert or the ernie though?

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    64. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the parent fails to mention is that they still run around in Super-Grover underoos. So it ain't all bad.

    65. Re:Madness by mikael · · Score: 1

      There was kid in my primary school who introduced everyone to the concept of the 'drug dealer' by trying to get everyone to eat those "trick sweets" that taste sour, foam, and make your tongue turn green. He managed to trick a few kids, but by early interval, word had gone round and just about everyone knew what he was up to. Then he came up to me and tried to give away some of his "sweets". It was really funny to see him get totally steamed up over the fact that no-one was falling for his tricks any more.

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    66. Re:Madness by Macthorpe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends on the day ;)

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    67. Re:Madness by Punto · · Score: 1

      My friend was raised conservative Christian, and his parents wouldn't let him read or see science fiction or fantasy.

      no Bible jokes yet? I'm dissapointed.

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    68. Re:Madness by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's only the Catholics (of which I'm a recovering one). Most "religious right" people believe in a kinder, gentler God and kinda just ignore the Old Testament.

    69. Re:Madness by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Cookie Monster ate the pipe.... so what?

      So what? SO WHAT? Cookie Monster has an eating disorder. In this age of rampant obesity, I hardly think that is 'modeling the correct behavior.'

      Oh wait. You probably thought I was making a joke. Personally, I think the whackjobs who have been running CTW since Jim Henson's death should be hauled out and shot.

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    70. Re:Madness by GammaKitsune · · Score: 1

      For me, it was because there were no kids my age nearby, at least as far as I could tell. It probably wasn't good for me.

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    71. Re:Madness by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe that, or are you demanding a research essay because you disagree with his statement? Or is it because he claimed to hold a position of particular knowledge on the subject, and you resent the assertion that somebody might know more about a subject than you, or even that there might BE more to know?

      Slashdot comments aren't held to your silly pie in the sky requirements by virtue of being a type of informal discourse, not candidate articles for peer reviewed academic journals. Get a grip.

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    72. Re:Madness by pdcull · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up one more.... Well stated....

    73. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As one who leans left particularly after the last six years, this sort of thing is a shock back to more centrist practicality and honesty.

      As a grouchy leftist who has modelled his entire personality on Oscar I can only conclude that this kind of revisionism, far from being the left-wing political correctness it appears to be at first, signals in fact, the subtle infiltration of counter-revolutionary evolution-denying fundamentalist pro-war imperialism in the SS writing team. The aim is obviously to make the show so bland, that children are engedered with a blinkered all-is-well view of life, and are thus systematically blinded to the basic inequalities (and dare I say it "conflict") inherent in post-Fordist capitalist society!

      Not only should Cookie be shown eating the capitalist's pipe, he should be shown EATING THE RICH!

    74. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be worse? He could hate pie.

    75. Re:Madness by White+Salamander · · Score: 1

      Bert and Ernie are gay? WTF? That is about the most stupid thing I have ever heard! That would make the "Odd Couple" odd as well.... Any way.. when will parents learn to screen the things their kids watch and make an informed decision rather than use the TV as a baby sitter and trusting the TV producers and PBS's judgment where their toddlers and younger children are concerned? Its not a Left-wing or a Right-wing conspiracy! We as parents just need to use common sense and talk about things with our kids. Oh well the whole it just proves what I have always believed people=stupid

    76. Re:Madness by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are plenty of conservatives that would gladly run
      amok censoring childrens programming. They are the sort
      normally associated with groups like the Family Research
      Council. They even manage to get their panties in a bunch
      over things like Smurfs and the Care Bears.

      The portrayal of Ned Flanders and his sattellite dish is
      a very accurate picture of this sort of conservative.

      Running amok with the censorship is hardly limited to
      liberals and poltical correctness.

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    77. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are also people who accuse the pink teletubbie of being gay.

      Get your facts right! It's Tinkywinky, the purple Teletubby, you know the one who carries the handbag, who is accused of being gay. For the record, he has never publically denied it!

    78. Re:Madness by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      What's really pathetic is that no-one in this thread can tell the difference between "liberal/Left-Wing" and "Democrat." Let me say this as loudly and clearly as I possibly can, "MOST DEMOCRATS ARE CONSERVATIVE. HILLARY CLINTON IS A RIGHT WINGER. TIPPER GORE WAS/IS CONSERVATIVE. BILL CLINTON WAS A CONSERVATIVE PRESIDENT."

      Now, yes, Hillary Clinton is left of Margaret Thatcher/Ronald Reagan/George Bush (either/both), however, if you think that means she's a liberal, you're insane. She's a 100% Pro-Big Business Conservative. She is somewhat to the right of old style Moderates like Dwight D. Eisenhower.

      That people can't tell the difference just goes to show how far to the right the Corporate media mono culture has pushed the political discourse in the United States of America. A very good guide-line to differentiate between the two is this: if someone wants to tell you how to live because it is supposedly "immoral" they're a conservative/Rightist. If someone wants to limit how Corporations can behave, they're a Progressive/Leftist. Someone that argues that the only rights are property rights? Conservative. Flat Tax? Conservative. Argues that people have an obligation to help their fellow man? Progressive.

      Also, people very rarely hold uniformly Left or Right viewpoints.

    79. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the media. The publicity devoted to tragedies is making people more risk averse.

    80. Re:Madness by thethibs · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of this revisionism as pandering to the religious right

      Spoken like a true liberal. This bullshit isn't from the religious right, it's from the politically-correct left—the same people as the ones who'll punish a kid for pointing a chicken leg—the ones who have declared acting like a boy instead of a good little girl to be a disease (ADD), to be treated with disapproval and drugs. You know—the "it takes a village to raise a child" bunch?

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    81. Re:Madness by schon · · Score: 1

      most of the "fairy tales" were reworked during Victorian times to satisfy the "sensibilities" of the adults being able to tell them to their children. The original Hansel & Gretel had the "lady who was a little eccentric" winning over the 2 kids. It's not just Victorian times that this has happened.. each generation that retells the story seems to do this.. for example up until the Disneyization, Cinderella's step-sisters mutilated their feet to get the slipper to fit.
    82. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    83. Re:Madness by whoop · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, I now know one thing to never bring home to my one-year-old daughter. She is all sunshine and rainbows right now. I'd hate to see what would happen if she watched TV and discovered what a "grouch" was!!

      Aw damn, she's screaming because she's standing on a shirt she wants to pick up. That just ruined a perfectly good start to a satirical post...

    84. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you smoke, me want some.

    85. Re:Madness by wwwillem · · Score: 1

      Why don't I have mod-points today!! Both P and GP.

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    86. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also funny how quickly this changed. My grandfather was considered an "adult" in most areas when he was about 14. In his time, it was normal that you end school around then and start learning a trade. Many people also had to move out around that age, simply because their work place was too far away from their home. He married when he was 17. His wife, my grandmother, was 15 at that time.

      That was already quite early back then, but not unheard of. And they didn't "have to" marry, if anyone ponders that.

      Within just two generations, this changed completely. If you were unmarried as a woman back then at age 20, people started whispering behind your back. Today, if you get married before you're 20, the same happens. But hey, equality set in, they now start whispering if you're a guy, too.

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    87. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... the religious right's labeling of Bert and Ernie as homosexuals.

      As we used to say when I was a kid, "It takes one to know one." These righties are nothing but a bunch of clenched-up gays who would stone Christ for hanging out with Mary Magdalene. After stoning her first.

      As for what they are "modeling", how about the case a few years back in the midwest, where a five or six year old boy was brought up for touchjng a girl in his class "inappropriately".

      [harangue] "Inappropriate" is the code word used by panty-waisted righties when they're afraid to use the real word out loud for fear fear that Jesus would smoke them on the spot with a lightning bolt. It's a way of saying, "I'm so fucked up I can't say it, but we all know what we mean."[/harangue]

      When asked at a hearing what specifically the boy had done, the girl's mother said, "He touched her on the butt." When further pressed, "You mean he put his hand on her rear end?", the mother said, "Oh no, he put it on her front butt."

      Jesus Helpless Christ -- do you want your son to have sex with someone who has been raised with such a demeaning view of her sexuality that she can think of her vulva only as her "front butt"?

      What a thoroughly nasty (and abusive) was to teach someone about her body. But so what -- Mom can cop to having been butt-fucked at least once in her life.

    88. Re:Madness by Amitz+Sekali · · Score: 1

      I'll be 42 in December. After having my mind polluted by Sesame Street as a youngster I started to gobble down cookies, hid in garbage cans and dreamt of living with a male life-partner when older.

      Sadly, my life went to shit and I'm none of those things. I don't like cookies, dislike taking out the trash and live with a WOMAN and our child. Ick! You're just a random exception.
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    89. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Barney the Dinosaur

      I want that fat-assed, jiggling fucker off the TV right now -- the son of a bitch is "modeling" obesity to my children. Haven't they read the recent report that obesity is contagious -- you get it from hanging out with fat friends. That purple piece of shit has more saddlebags than a fucking pack mule.

    90. Re:Madness by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "I don't have a problem with things changing, rather I revel in it. However, it makes me sad to see people label what made us who we are unacceptable to todays youth."

      Things do change. What we know of childhood education has grown a lot since the inception of Sesame Street. Unfortunately, some of the techniques they used to use for teaching lessions led to poor retention. I imagine the intended for adult line protects the old episodes from being viewed as education television more than anything else. From what we now understand about childhood education, they're not very educational. This is unfortunate because they are very entertaining and interest in shows like Sesame Street probably had a big hand in people taking an interest in childhood education.

    91. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dr. Suess

      Yeah -- get that son if a bitch off the bookshelves right this minute. Within fifteen minutes of reading about that incubus of a Cat in a Hat, my kids were trying to get me and my wife to go on a ten-hour shopping trip so they could bring all their perverted little friends over to the house for a shrieking orgy of sex, dope-smoking and -shooting, gambling, gamahuching, fisting and generalized whoring around.

      Fortunately they forgot about the nanny cams I had installed years before to get pix of that white-hot little babysitter and her hormone-drenched boyfriends doing wild shit on the living room couch.

      So I was able to get the sheriff in to arrest the whole bunch of them, mine included. Fuck it, let the nanny state raise them all in their upper division crime schools -- uhh, I meant juvie -- so they can at least graduate with a trade.

    92. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If you want to see anti-racism in cartoons go berserk, watch some old Tom & Jerry cartoons. Some don't even make sense anymore.

      The first thing that got butchered was the blackface gag. The usual run was like this: Tom looks into some container, Jerry places an explosive inside that container, it goes bang, Tom looks into the cam, blackfaced. It's racist, can't be shown. Next to get axed was the black woman, because it was the stereotypical black woman cooking and cleaning constantly, and one of the gags was that she's wearing like 100 skirts (which she constantly tried to pull up when Jerry scared her on top of her barstool). Also, axed.

      Now, bear in mind that the average Tom&Jerry cartoon runs for about 8-10 minutes. Can you imagine what's left after the scissors went to work? Some won't be shown anymore at all. For kicks, I once took one of those "no-show" cartoons and checked why. The reason is simple. What's left after PC cutting was about a minute of non-sequitors.

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    93. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd guess that the reason those people are seen as "left" is that they're indeed "left". When the center is already so far to the right as it is in the US right now, it's easy to be pro-biz, pro-rich and pro-military and still be considered a lefty.

      Try to talk about any left-of-center agenda (high tax, public spending, public services, nationalizing of critical infrastructure, ...) and watch people go apeshit about your Communist ideas.

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    94. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I blame it on "being a good parent". When your kid skins his knees riding his bike, that was normal when I was a kid. It's a honest miracle that my knees still have some kind of skin. Today, if you go to the ER with your kid, chances are good that CPS are looming over you, wondering if you didn't neglect your duty as a parent. Why no helmet? Why no knee protectors? Why did you let your kids climb trees?

      CPS on the other hand is being pressured into this kind of behaviour by the media, when something outragous happens (again), where they "should have looked into it".

      So, bottom line, it's media hype that suggest to you you're only a good parent if you cover your kids in bubblewrap.

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    95. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Handbag? They think he's gay because he caries a handbag? He's Transgendered,you insensitive clods! Much more fearsome than if he were gay. Even the Human Rights Campaign hates and fears the transgenders...

    96. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God! This is absolute madness.... NO! THIS IS SPARTA STREET!
    97. Re:Madness by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....The things we used to do as kids would likely get us arrested these days........

      Many of us who were children of that age group that first viewed Sesame Street and also those who lived earlier have survived, now to tell our grandchildren how we lived:

      First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

      As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup on a warm day was always a special treat.

      Many of us drank water from the garden hose, not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, ice-cream actually made with real cream, and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because we were always playing outside, even in winter.

      Except when in school, we would leave home in the morning and play outside all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. We didn't mind if no one was able to reach us all day. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

      We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer, no Internet or chat rooms, but we had friends. We went outside and found them! Going to the movie show with friends and family was a special event.

      We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. We were given BB guns and slingshots for our 10th birthdays. A few broken windows were the major consequences. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

      We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them. On rainy days we played board games such as checkers or monopoly. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

      Members of these generations went to the Moon and have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever. For you younger ./ers, ask your grandparents, if you have any, how they lived and spent their days when they were kids and young adults.

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    98. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Considering our problem with overweight kids, a good role model.

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    99. Re:Madness by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Re: all of the above... Amen.

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    100. Re:Madness by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      I think someone convinced us that things that are bad for us or not in line with the 'norm' are somehow evil ... wrong morally. First we start hiding what sex is from our kids when 100 years ago they could look out on the farm and see it happen. Now we deny simply smoking as though Cookie Monster was sexually molesting a 3 year old retarded parapalegic with a dead gay kitten. People smoke, it's not necessarily good for them but it doesn't make them into a bank robber or a rapist any more than a bad habit of overeating too many cookies does.

    101. Re:Madness by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      You're lucky you've got water you would want to go in.
      The water that I used to play in when I was a kid started giving people chemical rashes since a few years ago. I keep my kid sister from that for that reason. If it were leeches or something fairly mundane like that, hell, I'd go in myself.

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    102. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were only modded up for your UID.

    103. Re:Madness by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I don't know what that says of our society but kids watching Sesame Street was just part of the culture and are we now going to be afraid of who we are?

      I've always been firmly of the belief that kids are far stronger and more resilient than we make them out to be today. Yes, there are a few out there that may crack from this or that, but editing out dragons because it might be considered an endorsement of smoking or labeling early seasons of Sesame Street as 'adult' is insane in my opinion.

      No, kids are not miniature adults, but they are far more capable of learning the difference between truth and fiction than we give them credit for. In addition, any one experience is generally going to have only very minor long term effects.

      I think the usual caveat comes in here: The TV is NOT A BABYSITTER. Parents should be involved in what their kids do and watch.

      The things we used to do as kids would likely get us arrested these days (12 year olds playing with homemade fireworks, carrying shotguns down the street and out to the field to go hunting, swinging from ropes into swimming holes infested with all manner of dangerous wildlife and more).

      You had responsibility, and knew what would happen if you broke the rules. You almost certainly made mistakes, but you knew there would be consequences and punishments for disobedience. Your parents most likely made sure you knew how to handle the shotgun safely before they trusted you with it - much less alone or with a group of friends.

      We treat 21 year olds like we used to treat 18 year olds, and we treat 18 year olds like 14 year olds. It's actually a disservice to our youth. We learn by making mistakes and suffering the consequences - it's best to teach this stuff early, before the school of hard knocks comes calling(IE the consequences are lasting and nasty, potentially fatal).

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    104. Re:Madness by arminw · · Score: 1

      ..... for the march of protective legislation......

      And the attendant march of lost personal responsibility into the lawsuit courtroom. Everybody wants to be "secure" from many, what used to be generally accepted risks. In earlier generation most people tended to take the initiative towards their own security. With passing time, more and more people are looking to other entities, most notably government and to an increasing degree, big business, to provide income and security.

      For example: Instead of taking care and effort to reduce a hazard, the attitude is "It's insured", so don't worry. If we rely on others to provide our security and safety, we must also accept the side effect of increased control and supervision by the external security providers.

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    105. Re:Madness by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      You are generally correct about the details - and that is what I did mean (though I was having some fun there).

    106. Re:Madness by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....In just a few short generations, we have redefined them as children....

      In the Bible we read that God blessed some teenagers with a high calling and awesome responsibility.

      Joseph was chosen by God and hated by his brothers. They sold their teenage brother into slavery in Egypt, yet he became prime minister of the most powerful and advanced nation of that time when he was thirty.

      David was a teenage shepherd boy when he was appointed to be King and part of the Messianic line. He wrote some of the most beautiful and uplifting poetry ever penned.

      Daniel was dragged off to Babylon in his teens. Holding fast to his faith, he ultimately became prominent in the Babylonian empire's government. Even the conquering Medes and Persians put him into high office.

      Mary was a teen to whom the Angel Gabriel announced that she was the one God had chosen to bear His Son into our world. She had to change the diapers of the Son of God.

      Her son, Jesus, as a twelve year old, confounded the most highly educated men of His time with wisdom they marveled at, but did not know the source thereof.

      One of Jesus' disciples was a teen who wrote on certain aspects of Jesus that the other gospel writer never mention. Before his death John was shown in a mysterious vision the culmination of all history.

      Indeed, God loves and respects teenagers as adults. He has given some of them rather tough assignments and they came through with flying colors, even though they did mess up now and then. Should we do any less by our young people? Many, but not all will rise to our highest expectations of them.

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    107. Re:Madness by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      In other words, the post was pure bullshit. YOu could have just said "No one can back it up" rather than turning into a whining brainless piece of shit. I do love how people believe that they have some special right to be lying sacks of crap because it's the Internet.

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    108. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you smoke, me want some. Enjoy.
    109. Re:Madness by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Which one is top and which one is bottom?

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    110. Re:Madness by G+Fab · · Score: 1

      So true. And yet, these people aren't really conservatives, they just think they are. There are many conservatives who are opposed to censorship and government fiddling with what we can say, but there are so many that are.

      And of course, many of the most successful censors have been democrats like Tipper Gore. I wonder if she could be called a liberal. I think not. I suppose we can all agree that this isn't much of a partisan issue.

      Fact is, they do it because many voters like to vote for politicians that make a lot of noise about protecting the kids. Democracy has become the vehicle that is crushing liberty. There is no better system, but it's a crummy system.

    111. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    112. Re:Madness by lucason · · Score: 1

      I don't think anti-smoking and anti-waste-glorification are very "right-wing". In fact I think most of the PC in the modern day are mostly "left-wing". (Or at least thats how I see it from a European perspective.) Not to long ago I watched the movie called bamboozled and then took the time to review my collection of old looney-toons merry melodies and Tom and Jerry episodes.

      I wouldn't show some of those old cartoons to my or anyone else's kids for anything. Most of them are extremely violent and a fair number are downright racist.

    113. Re:Madness by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      We don't all live in that fear. Although Europe (it would seem the UK in particular) also suffers from this PC syndrome and the fear-mongering of the media, I still feel there's a distinct difference in the Dutch way of seeing things and the American way of seeing things. Really, this type of story from your side of the pond worries me intensely. It seems that "they", whoever "they" may be, are trying to mess with your collective minds in such a way that it dumbs down and terrifies the population at large.

      Quite frankly, I have known many Americans who are generally very good people. Quick thinkers, nice people and of sound moral fiber. But if this eternal trend continues over there I really wonder how many of those will be left at the end of the day. This will erode the status of the US in the world, because there are a fair amount of countries that don't subscribe to this foolhardy view on the world.

    114. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cookie Monster eating a shooting pipe?

      Now that's a mental image I didn't want. No wonder they are saying it's adults only.

    115. Re:Madness by AVee · · Score: 1

      I think your may be right on target there, although there is a somewhat deeper cause behind it. We are living in a 'Shiny Happy People' society and whe are unable to cope with things that are an unavoidable part of this world such as ugliness, pain and death. This leads to very cramped attempts to avoid these things, don't get dirty, be sure you don't fall, don't hurt yourself, get botox done, don't ever tell your age, don't fly planes, don't cross the street and when you are becomming old and weak we'll lock you someplace out of sight.

      It really is everywhere, it's broadcasted on TV all the time, everything has to be clinically perfect. Except that it just isn't. Accepting that make life a lot easier, just keep the first aid kit handy.

      My kids hurt themself every at times, i'm not going to try to stop that, they may even die in some accident someday, it will try to stop that, but I'm not going to take their live away from then just to avoid any and all possible risk. Not even if it would actually be possible.

      And if anyone wants a very conservative (older than the whole notion of 'conservative') Christian angle on all this. Go out and live, it's what you were intended to do in the first place. "Whoever watches the wind will not plant; whoever looks at the clouds will not reap."

    116. Re:Madness by demi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now we deny simply smoking as though Cookie Monster was sexually molesting a 3 year old retarded parapalegic with a dead gay kitten.

      This is true--Sesame Street never showed anything like that. Sid and Marty Krofft, though, made it a staple of all their shows.

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    117. Re:Madness by demi · · Score: 1

      Times change, societal expectations change, and the stuff we deem appropriate for kids changes because of that. Would you show your kids "Bre'er Rabbit" despite the blatant racist overtones? How about the Disney versions of "Dumbo" or "Peter Pan" (which are pretty bad themselves, if you watch them anew)?

      I don't remember Song of the South that well, but I loved the music, which I had on audiotape. I would have to watch it myself first. We haven't got to Dumbo yet, but we have watched Peter Pan a few times. My four-year old has no concept of race or of treating people of a race badly, using stereotypes. I trust that as he comes to understand these things he'll also come to understand the historical context that made unacceptable behavior once seem acceptable.

      In short, I expect to be able to make my own decisions about what to show my four-year-old. For this I need to be informed, so I'm glad that this "warning" exists, and if I had any desire to show my kid Sesame Street (which I don't really: old or new it's always been a waste of time that can be more entertainingly and creatively spent--I don't know why people lionize the media of their youth so much) I probably would. This "warning" is just stating their intentions--which you can hardly argue with, and inviting parents to decide on which side of "may" they want to land. I don't mind that.

      How about Pepe LePew, forcing himself on all those poor female cats who wanted nothing to do with him? Do we really think attempted rape is appropriate entertainment for kids?

      That's just...ridiculous hyperbole.

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    118. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Glad to see there are still sensible parents. To quote my dad "Won't kill ya, so go 'head, you'll see what you get".

      Funny enough, my lesson was that when he said something like that, I thought twice about doing something. It was way more efficient than simply telling me not to do something, then do it, get hurt and try to cover it up so I won't be found out.

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    119. Re:Madness by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      +1 insightful. Wish I had modpoints...

    120. Re:Madness by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      I disagree with this attitude. Consider this: in talking about Continental European Politics in the 1940's, does it make sense to call any of: Adolph Hitler, Bonito Mussolini, Fransisco Franco, or Phillipe Petain left wing? Are any of these leaders liberal? No, they're all fascists in the extreme.

    121. Re:Madness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      All true. That's why I don't really like the one dimensional "left-right" classification. According to this, Stalin and Hitler are pretty much the opposite of each other and still both choices suck.

      There's a two dimensional model (no idea what it's called) with "social" on one and "economic" on the other axis, which makes a lot more sense. Fascism and Communism both score high in restricting social liberty, where fascism usually offers a lot of economic liberty (if you think the US doesn't give a rat's ass about its workers, you'd be surprised), while Communism is very restrictive (to the point where nobody but the state may own a business).

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    122. Re:Madness by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I still feel there's a distinct difference in the Dutch way of seeing things and the American way of seeing things.

      I sort of felt the same way, till I saw a news report on alchol abuse by teenagers in Friesland. The report pretty much stated that the gov had to take care of it because more than half of the parents involved had just "given up". Now this isn't so much a matter of PC as it is of tough love when needed, but seriously, how can you "give up"?

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    123. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on people, that's some funny shit. Lighten up a bit.

    124. Re:Madness by The+Slashdot+Guy · · Score: 1

      You're confused. Morality is the right's excuse for censorship, Political correctness is the left's excuse for censorship.

    125. Re:Madness by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I blame them for my rubber duckie fetish.

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    126. Re:Madness by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Turns out that it was a glass pipe and the bastard was freebasing cookie dough. Who knew?

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    127. Re:Madness by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      What? this group you mean? Or perhaps you mean to talk about the Catholic church's views about Evolution? In any event the about the Church's views of sci-fi/fantasy here is a group that would like to disagree with you. Trying to pick on the Catholics for the lack of support of this sort of thing is either willfully ignorant or pure stupidity.

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    128. Re:Madness by Morrigu · · Score: 1

      I've noticed the same sort of dramatic change in the suburban neighborhoods where I grew up, from the mid 1980s to the present. I was a pretty nerdy kid, spent a fair amount of time cobbling together BASIC programs on my parents' IBM model 5150 PC and playing NES games, but I also spent a lot of time outside. My friends and I rode our bikes around the neighborhood and down to the local reservoir, played pick-up games of basketball and baseball and football in the street and at the local school yard, went fishing, raised hell, blah blah blah. Much like kids have done since the dawn of time.

      But when I drive around those same neighborhoods now, I don't see kids running around outside, playing ball games or on their bikes. If I see any sports played on school fields, it's of the highly organized and scheduled team variety, complete with circling hordes of SUVs and minivans. I talk with my brother-in-law, who's graduating from high school next year, and he says that a lot of his friends spend all their time inside, chatting online, playing Xbox or Playstation or PC games, watching TV and texting each other.

      I don't know what has happened in modern American suburban society that broke childhood, but there's not anywhere near enough importance being placed on this. I talk to people my age (~ 30) and older about it, and while there's some agreement about the problem, no one seems to know what to do about it.

      I think you're on to something about being afraid of other people. If you live somewhere outside of suburbia, people talk to you, strike up conversations, and talk with your kids, especially if they're being cute. Inside suburbia, that isn't the case.

      I don't think it's deliberate (maybe I'm wrong), but some combination of mass media, particularly TV, the Eternal Emergency model used by government and "news" to communicate with The People, a broken civil justice and litigation system and the suburban model of work, commuting and home life has begun to destroy the most basic elements of human civilization.

      People are notoriously bad at judging risk on a large scale (hearing about lions eating someone when you're in a hundred-person tribe == large risk to self; hearing about lions eating someone when you're in a multiple-hundred-million-person continental superstate == incredibly small risk to self). People who are increasingly isolated from the full range of daily human contact and interaction become even worse at, surprisingly enough, acting like other people.

      My question is, how do you stop this? Do you work at forming relationships within your neighborhood so that it starts to act like a community instead of a random agglomeration of worker drones and dronettes? Do you bug the hell out and live somewhere outside the blast zone where jobs are harder to find but property is cheap and people are friendly and welcoming? Do you campaign to slowly force back and correct the social maladjustments resulting from the rational choices of people subject to broken systems?

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    129. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I'm wondering what kind of adults will come from that society. Irons can't get hot enough to burn you? Sowing machines with a no-fingers-close-to-the-needle zone? No sowing machines at all? Fences always high enough that you can't jump/be pushed off?

      I can only hope we in Europe will lag behind the American way long enough for my kids to be raised a little more free. I did not have any mobile phone when I as a 10yo kid, with my best friend, went into the woods on our bmxes, 3 miles away from home. My friend almost fell out of a tree once, and I remember that during that agonizing 1st second of his potential fall, what I was going to do. (Tell him i was to get help, cycle to my grandma about 1 mile away, tell her what happened and where, and cross back to him). Luckily I didn't have to, but I know that I could come up with such a plan.

      I hope I'll remember that I could do that when I see my (not yet existing) son or daugher cycle off in some random direction (probably with a mobile phone; times do change).

    130. Re:Madness by Abreu · · Score: 1

      My money is on Ernie being the top

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    131. Re:Madness by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the classic bugs bunny cartoon.

      *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
      "One little, two little, three little Indians."
      *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
      "Four little, five little, six little Indians."

    132. Re:Madness by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      What mystifies me is that everyone I ever speak with or read thoughts from such as yours says the same thing: our culture is losing its collective mind. So where are the whack jobs hiding who come up with these ideas? I've never heard anyone make a serious argument in favor of the lunacy we see here. I have to wonder if the creators of Sesame Street are equally guilty of bowing to political pressure instead of standing their ground.

    133. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, Snopes has a great page on the subject of Halloween candy. According to them, there has never been a confirmed case of a stranger intentionally giving out tainted candy to children. There have been rare cases of tainted candy, but nearly all of these cases were hoaxes (in most cases perpetrated by the children themselves); the rest were either accidents or coverups for crimes committed by relatives.

    134. Re:Madness by wertarbyte · · Score: 1
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    135. Re:Madness by felisconcolori · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it's been revealed that the original reporting that started the "pins and razor blades in candy" hysteria in the 1982 was in fact a hoax. Further, the report found at Snopes, while not exactly "gospel", does indicate that the majority of these candy tampering stories are untrue EVEN though there are rare documented cases. In my neighborhood in a somewhat modern small-city, I got 0 trick or treaters in 2 years straight. (More candy for me!) On the other hand, one of my co-workers in a rural area 30 miles away went through 17 bags of candy this last year. Most packaged candy (which is the most common kind handed out) is not going to be tampered with easily. (Unless you own a candy wrapping & sealing machine, and have access to the printed wrappers.) And, being someone that stares at an X-ray machine screen for a living, I'm fairly certain detecting foreign objects in candy with the x-ray equipment most courthouses and police stations might use is, pardon the pun, no picnic.

    136. Re:Madness by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

      As a Catholic who occasionally glances at the local weekly Catholic newspaper's movie reviews, they review movies based on moral content not on the setting of the story. For example, they loved Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Narnia (obviously) but a movie like American Gangster they would shout out strong warnings. Please do not confuse Catholics with evangelicals. There is a fairly big difference.

    137. Re:Madness by Shinmizu · · Score: 1

      Hey, they've been censoring Peanuts since the beginning. Just try and make out what the adults are saying sometime.

    138. Re:Madness by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I said I was gay, not stupid!

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    139. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second'd. Mods need to quit suckling on Steve Jobs' rotten, flaccid, drippling penis and lighten up.

    140. Re:Madness by Dan+Posluns · · Score: 1

      I don't know where all the vitriol stems from. All they are doing is cautioning parents against confusing their own nostalgic feelings for the show with the notion of what consists of proper educational programming. There are some valid points in the warning. Like seeing the age difference between the human characters then and now may be jarring for kids who haven't reached an operational stage yet. Educational theory changes over time, and Sesame Street is a show that has *constantly* evolved to better serve children's education and psychology. (For example, Snuffleupagus was revealed as non-imaginary to the other denizens of the street in response to pedophile and sexual predator cases that were taking place, because the writers felt they had been discouraging children from speaking up to adults who would only think they were imagining things.) They aren't telling you that the sky will fall if you let your kids watch it. They're simply giving the best advice they can with regards to childhood learning (and I do believe they've got some highly trained, well-meaning folk over there), and preventing any misrepresentation on their part with regards to the intent of the DVDs. To me, the warning seems both prudent and responsible of them. Dan.

    141. Re:Madness by mlrtime · · Score: 1

      I was at Target over the weekend buying a few of those transparent plastic bins. There was a warning picture that showed a baby in the bin with a line through it. That picture pretty much sums up the world we live in.

    142. Re:Madness by Patrick_Champion · · Score: 1

      Actually most of those on the Far Right also agree with you on this point. I'm one of those right leaners. Most of the Right hear that it is the Left who are demanding all the PC. When we hear that Bert and Ernie are labeled homosexual, we attribute it to the homosexual activist groups trying to recruit characters from the culture (like Bert and Ernie) as spokes models. I think both sides are being duped somehow.

      I too find the germaphobia and 'life-proofing' of our children to be approaching the rediculous. I myself for instance only ride a bike on those bike paths where there are no cars (except at crossings) and things are fairly wide open so I can pedal hard all the way. Yet I hear that it is the law that I have to wear a helmet. I am 44 years old and I find this ridiculous. I get incensed somewhat at the idea of being fined or arrested or whatever they do to non-complier's.

      I liked the fact that children where shown people like the Grouch on Sesame street. Children need to know that some people are hard to get along with, but that they can still respect them and learn how to work with them.

      I suspect some of the paranoia comes from many more parents these days having just one child. Many parents on their first child are so up tight. After 2 to 3 they seem to develop a more balanced attitude. Perhaps this is a major part of what is driving our culture these days.

    143. Re:Madness by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      I think you're referring to the Political compass

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    144. Re:Madness by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Of course, our kids shouldn't be watching Sesame Street at all. Not for any of the reasons you mentioned: but because the short, disconnected scenes are horrid as far as brain development goes.

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    145. Re:Madness by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The things we used to do as kids would likely get us arrested these days (12 year olds playing with homemade fireworks, carrying shotguns down the street
      You lucky bastard.
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    146. Re:Madness by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      I would disagree, look at bert's head... and he's way to uptight to be a receiver.

    147. Re:Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are right. Now I know why my little kid chokes sometimes with the pipes I allow him to eat.

  2. 'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the we-must-censor-the-past department...

    What about the guy in 101 Dalmations? He's smoking his pipe in almost every scene. I don't really pay much attention to Disney cartoons, maybe they have released a "special edition" that removes the pipe?

    1. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Protonk · · Score: 1

      I totally forgot about that one. Of course, if we are counting illicit references, look no further than "The Sword in the Stone."

    2. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      Not to mention Cruella DeVille smoking a cigarette.

      I smoke a pipe and I don't think my example has ever caused any children to smoke.

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    3. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I smoke a pipe and I don't think my example has ever caused any children to smoke.

      That's because you have a 7 digit UID. People with 5 or less digits in their UID are forbidden by slashdot's "Cool User EULA" from corrupting youth.

    4. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Or The Little Mermaid where a guy who looks like he is probably pushing 30 ends up kissing this girl who had earlier proclaimed herself to be 16.

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    5. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the topless frame or two in the little mermaid? I'd have expected a commend on that rather than a bit of age disparity...

    6. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by wish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we prefer our youth pre-corrupted.

    7. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      But DeVille was a villain. It's not as bad showing a villain killing all of the babies in the vicinity by smoking a cigarette.

    8. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Wildclaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is not like there aren't companies that have experience at censoring cartoons. Just look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Editing_of_anime_in_American_distribution/ to see some nice examples how some animes have been butchered in the US. Redrawing cigarettes into toothpicks or lollipops are among things that already has happened.

      And if disney decides to redraw some of their previous cartoons, I doubt they would even call it a special edition. They would start shipping the new version and abandon the old one. That is how censoring is done today. Pretend the censored version is the original version, and everyone except a minority of people that the rest of the population ignores anyway, will believe that they are watching the original. Of course, sometimes a news paper take note and writes about it, but the majority of changes goes unnoticed to the public.

      Best of all, by having strong copyright laws, it is possible to punish anyone trying to show the uncensored versions. And everything is completly legal and constitutional, because the goverment isn't doing the censoring itself. They are just preventing people from showing material that has been phased out.

    9. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      That's not the Little Mermaid. That's The Rescuers.
      The Little Mermaid was the supposedly phallic palace art.

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    10. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or The Little Mermaid where a guy who looks like he is probably pushing 30 ends up kissing this girl who had earlier proclaimed herself to be 16.
      Oh, that's absolutely fine. Of course, if she'd proclaimed herself to be only 15 years, 11 months, and 29 days old, that would be a totally different matter.
    11. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by AThinerCoin · · Score: 1

      Disney released a new, live-action version of 101 Dalmations in 1996 in which Glenn Close (Cruella DeVil) is the only who smokes a cigarette. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115433/

    12. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      In the later releases, all the pipes were replaced by cell phones.

    13. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summary comment about not creating Oscar the Grouch in today's-day-and-age is intriguing, and probably true. As for cookie monster, I'd say eating your pipe is a poor example for diet, not smoking! Do they call him Cookies-in-Moderation Monster now? ;-)

      Well, just the other day I was discussing censored Disney and Looney Tunes shorts with a co-worker (a mother, no less.)
      The logical argument of course is that kinds under eight don't necessarily grasp the concept of "history" or that which is past. Neither do many undergrads, but let's keep to the matter...

      When I grew up in the 80s, I remember seeing 60s-released Looney Tunes shows on VHS & Beta (had both, suckah!) that were in their original form. On Saturday morning however, many many scenes were cut. Smoking, drinking, mimicable-violence.. removed by just a hard cut with no transition, and then Bugs is standing next to a hole in the ground with a crispy Yosemite Sam. And this is Detroit TV we got up in Canada...

      When's the last time you saw Donald Duck in the army? I'm talking the WWII shorts. Those were some of the absolutely best scripts Donald was in.. (the camouflage paint on the howitzer? pre-ROFL-ROFL) I still half-remember the lyrics and melody to the "Fuhrer" song, sung by Disney's smiling troupe of men in Studio City. Probably find it on YouTube of course... These days you better believe that would have a Mature rating if released on DVD.

      Disney, Warner, Tex Avery, etc. are really no stranger to mature themes. That's what the child-entertainment world in the 50s *was*, absurdity for boys that liked Davy Crocket and killin' "injins", with some social commentary snuck in. With the possible exception of Hanna-Barbera (apple-pie incorporated).

      From the 80s on, Kricfalusi and Bakshi kept the mature themes going, and in modern days North American houses created Exo-Squad, The Maxx, Aeon Flux, Ren & Stimpy, Beavis & Butthead, Riddick, Heavy Metal and whatever Bakshi can scoop out of his toilet. Not to mention mature Anime, which of course was originally inspired by Walt's Snow White. So the transition goes both ways.

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    14. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by ksilebo · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't put it past Disney these days, releasing straight-to-video sequels...

    15. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Disney is rich. OK, I have no idea who makes Sesame Street, but is it a well known name? Does anyone know what company makes (or made?) it? It doesn't just matter if they're rich, but are they known to be rich? Poor people don't sue (according to common sense rather then actual fact), but no one fact-checks because the process of ignoring the poor and unknown is unconscious in the business world. Then, the poor get together and do a class-action lawsuit, which basically pays to the order of the lawyers, assuming they win. It's the natural order of things in the business world.

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    16. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Just do what any parent would do if they start fake smoking and stuff. Offer them the real thing and when they cough up and puke on the floor ask them if they think it's cool... oh wait cant do that you'd be thrown in jail.

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    17. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Sword in the Stone is my #1 all-time favorite Disney movie. What exactly are you referring to?

    18. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      Or how about Peter Pan ?


      It was children smoking the pipe.

      T

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    19. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the guy in 101 Dalmations? He's smoking his pipe in almost every scene. I don't really pay much attention to Disney cartoons, maybe they have released a "special edition" that removes the pipe?

      The guy ends up with 101 dogs. I think that's proof that the guy is stupid. I always thought the pipe was the first sign of it, and that he actually "takes care of" the 101 dogs at the end is the proof that those that smoke are stupid. 101 Dalmatians showed me just how stupid smoking was.

    20. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by crowbarsarefornerdyg · · Score: 1

      From the we-must-censor-the-past department...

      What about the guy in 101 Dalmations? He's smoking his pipe in almost every scene. I don't really pay much attention to Disney cartoons, maybe they have released a "special edition" that removes the pipe? Of course. George Lucas is working on it now, after making Greedo shoot first.
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    21. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      I'd say that yes, Jim Henson's a well known name.

    22. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by acroyear · · Score: 1

      Well, we won't know 'til the Platinum Edition DVD comes out in March of next year, though as far as I know they didn't remove anything in the first DVD release 6 years ago.

      But on the other hand, in Melody Time (or was it Make Mine Music) they digitally removed ALL references to the cigar that Pecos Bill was smoking throughout that entire segment.

      It seems mostly that only the Treasures releases are guaranteed to be uncut, yet even then, they added a "professional stunt person, don't try this at home" subtitle throughout the Tahitian fire dances and fire walking (when they didn't add such a disclaimer to the very same dance as drawn in Lilo and Stitch, likely to be seen by far more children than the Disneyland TV segment from 45 years ago).

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    23. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably Merlin, that old crackpipe-smoker.

      It's one of the reasons why I do not want to see an Alice in Wonderland remake. I don't even want to know what they'd do with the poor caterpillar.

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    24. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You're so 80s. Today, even Villains can't smoke. They can ruin our planet, eat babies for breakfast, but you won't see them smoke or drink booze.

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    25. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I've seen it. He's talking into a walkie-talkie the whole movie.

    26. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by dlelash · · Score: 1

      No, they changed it into a flashlight.

    27. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disney has already announced that they are banning any references to smoking in its family movies, as well as in movies released by Miramax and Touchstone

    28. Re:'That modeled the wrong behavior' by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I guess that was a little arrogant of me. Let's just say I'm from the younger generation, and have never heard of the man.

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  3. Bah by Protonk · · Score: 1

    Sesame Street was great for a generation of children to grow up with. It's about a billion times more edifying than that garbage that gets pumped out and served to kids at high volume (and volumes).

    This reminds me of Snow Crash (was it snow crash?), where companies are paid big money to edit out smoking in classic films, because it isn't appropriate anymore.

    Assholes.

    1. Re:Bah by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      There were definitely scenes in Arthur C. Clarke's 'Ghost From the Grand Banks' in which smoking was being digitally edited out of old films, though I can't remember it it was in Snow Crash or not.

      What I do remember, bizarrely, is that my copies of both of these books have very similar 1930s Art Deco-esque fonts on the covers:

      http://www.secondlifecrew.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snow_crash.jpg

      http://www.sfreviews.net/ghostgrand_copy.jpg

    2. Re:Bah by mstahl · · Score: 1

      where companies are paid big money to edit out smoking in classic films, because it isn't appropriate anymore.

      Or the episode of South Park where George Lucas and Steven Spielberg kept altering their movies, notably editing out all the guns and replacing them with walkie talkies in E.T..

      was it snow crash?

      I don't think so...?

      The more I read in this thread the more depressed I get. Sesame Street was already kind of in decline, from what I understand, by the time I was born ('83), but it was still a huge part of my childhood. I'd like to think that even though I saw cookie monster gorging on cookies and Oscar the Grouch living in a trash can, I've turned out okay.

    3. Re:Bah by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Or the episode of South Park where George Lucas and Steven Spielberg kept altering their movies, notably editing out all the guns and replacing them with walkie talkies in E.T..

      Actually, this wasn't just a fun idea from the minds of Matt and Trey, it's what actually happened. All of the guns were edited out of E.T. in the 20th anniversary edition DVD, and replaced with hand-held radios.
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    4. Re:Bah by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't know what's more a mood killer, coloring old B/W films noire or editing the smoking out of them. Say what you want, but I don't take a B/W crime film serious if the detective doesn't smoke cigarettes. It's one of those clichés that have to be observed.

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    5. Re:Bah by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Holy crap now I'm even more depressed....

  4. P U S S I E S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    say it again

    1. Re:P U S S I E S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lick it again

  5. Also not suited for today's preschoolers: by nofrak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Life. The observant parent will keep their child shielded until about the age of 47.

    1. Re:Also not suited for today's preschoolers: by couchslug · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Life. The observant parent will keep their child shielded until about the age of 47.

      At which time he is ready to inherit the basemet he post from.

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    2. Re:Also not suited for today's preschoolers: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Wrong. Wrong!

      The answer is 42. Now you know the question.

    3. Re:Also not suited for today's preschoolers: by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Which is why most older brothers take it upon themselves to teach their younger siblings that life is not always fair or nice. And all this time, my little brother just thought I was picking on him.

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    4. Re:Also not suited for today's preschoolers: by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Now you are just scaring people...some of us are getting close to 47 :O

  6. WTF?!?! by andreyvul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, really: WTF?!?!

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    1. Re:WTF?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, Natalie Portman was not yet born.

  7. Hey, then... by OpenSourced · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should label _all_ DVDs as adult-only, as the Cookie Monster always was an anxious overeater, and that's also a bad role model, I suppose.

    Besides, most monsters were naked, if I remember it correctly. And even if you can forgive that in a furry monster, what about a frog?

    I guess we have to look again to Sesame Street, seeing the videos backwards if needed. Probably we'll find much evil lurking there, that probably could go a long way to explain why we are so fucked up as grown-ups. Hmmm... perhaps there is material there for a good lawsuit.

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    1. Re:Hey, then... by sjwest · · Score: 1

      I miss Tom and Jerry (thats evil too), it would interesting to see if the more cotton wool we bound round kids cause them to experiment in drugs/stealing cars/etc. After all tv does not handle that stuff.

      Quite who decides these 'values' is something i worry about. After all when Tom (as with jerry) used fire, he got burnt, and when Tom used something in the kitchen he (?she?)

      got battered over the head by his lady owner etc.

      Based on the fact that metal pipes are 'good to eat' then all er rooms in 10 years time should expect to full of children trying there first central heating/water pipes.

      Seems logical.

    2. Re:Hey, then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      metal pipes?
      wha?

      TFA was talking about a tobacco pipe. I don't think it was the eating of it that was the concern.

    3. Re:Hey, then... by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      Yeah they weren't talking about metal pipes, they were talking about tobacco pipes. If they'd been metal pipes then I'd understand why they're might have been a bit more controversy. I mean c'mon, everyone knows glass is better! Sheesh.

  8. This castration by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is why my children were never able to become interested in Sesame Street - while as a 5-year-old in the late-sixties, I loved it.

    In subtle ways, it began to condescend and pander. The muppets, in particular, suffered from the loss of Kermit and Henson.

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    1. Re:This castration by rednip · · Score: 1

      This castration...Is why my children were never able to become interested in Sesame Street - while as a 5-year-old in the late-sixties, I loved it. I on the other hand watched it mostly because that was all that was on, well, that or soap operas. My son is 5 now, I wouldn't expect him to love anything that I did, but I try sometimes. I'm still looking for Song of the South, but Disney hasn't re-released it lately.

      Also, from my youth, I can clearly remember older people saying that our parents 'coddle' their children too much, and that they were raising a generation of pussies. I guess that the more things change the more they stay the same, funny really, the circle of life.

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    2. Re:This castration by XueLang · · Score: 2, Informative

      Supposedly "song of the south" isn't going to be released because some people think it's racist or something.

      Another victim of the PC era.

      Can't remember where I heard that though so I'd double check me on it.

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    3. Re:This castration by brucifer · · Score: 1

      There are a few torrents floating around of this. You may want to give one of those a try. I mean, a friend of mine told me that there might be a torrent. You might want to tell your friend that it might exist.

    4. Re:This castration by rednip · · Score: 1

      Supposedly "song of the south" isn't going to be released because some people think it's racist or something. Well, it does have many racial overtones, of course it's nowhere near as bad as Birth of a Nation, nor Amos and Andy. I have fond memories of it as a child, but I'd rather watch it at least once with him, just to be sure that it's as innocent as I was at the time.

      Another victim of the PC era. New word, same old, "Damn modern times" attitude. Hey, things change old man! Well, not really.
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    5. Re:This castration by XueLang · · Score: 1

      I'll have to go with your judgement on that I suppose. I never saw it. It's one of those things I'd like to see at least once, though, if onyl to see what all the fuss is about.

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    6. Re:This castration by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another victim of the PC era.

      Perhaps. But this sort of thing has been going on for some time, at least in the US. In the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, the writers were forced to alter the character of Eric to show how independence and rebellion led to suffering and social isolation. Read the linked article. It's distressing if you ever used to watch that series.

      Who knows? Perhaps if Eric had gotten away with more, you wouldn't have the two party system you have in the States, today? ;)
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    7. Re:This castration by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Sorry, slight addendum. I've taken another look at the article I linked to and there's more in there than I remembered. Fine if you want to read some interesting stories about how the series came about, but the Eric part is in the last section bar one, about two-thirds of the way down.

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    8. Re:This castration by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      look around on torrent sites , you might find it .
      It not like it's a lost sale to them if they won't re-release it .

    9. Re:This castration by fluffman86 · · Score: 1

      *COUGH*

      Pirate Bay

      *COUGH*

      Is it still piracy if it's not available in the US? If it was, I'd buy it, so...

    10. Re:This castration by Ghubi · · Score: 1

      Also, from my youth, I can clearly remember older people saying that our parents 'coddle' their children too much, and that they were raising a generation of pussies. I guess that the more things change the more they stay the same, funny really, the circle of life.

      If one generation is more coddled than the one before it which was also more coddled than the one before it there is a progression of increasing coddles. Things are not staying the same.

      I could go on about how historically empires become "soft" before being overthrown, but... Well, no, I couldn't. Someone else could go on about that.

      Oh, I get it, the coddling progression is part of the cycle of empires! Things really are staying the same, just on a much larger scale than what I originally though of when I read your post.

    11. Re:This castration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could quote the paragraph in question and put it in italics.


      The kids were all heroic -- all but a semi-heroic member of their troupe named Eric. Eric was a whiner, a complainer, a guy who didn't like to go along with whatever the others wanted to do. Usually, he would grudgingly agree to participate, and it would always turn out well, and Eric would be glad he joined in. He was the one thing I really didn't like about the show.

      So why, you may wonder, did I leave him in there? Answer: I had to.

      As you may know, there are those out there who attempt to influence the content of childrens' television. We call them "parents groups," although many are not comprised of parents, or at least not of folks whose primary interest is as parents. Study them and you'll find a wide array of agendum at work...and I suspect that, in some cases, their stated goals are far from their real goals.

      Nevertheless, they all seek to make kidvid more enriching and redeeming, at least by their definitions, and at the time, they had enough clout to cause the networks to yield. Consultants were brought in and we, the folks who were writing cartoons, were ordered to include certain "pro-social" morals in our shows. At the time, the dominant "pro-social" moral was as follows: The group is always right...the complainer is always wrong.

      This was the message of way too many eighties' cartoon shows. If all your friends want to go get pizza and you want a burger, you should bow to the will of the majority and go get pizza with them. There was even a show for one season on CBS called The Get-Along Gang, which was dedicated unabashedly to this principle. Each week, whichever member of the gang didn't get along with the gang learned the error of his or her ways.

      We were forced to insert this "lesson" in D & D, which is why Eric was always saying, "I don't want to do that" and paying for his social recalcitrance. I thought it was forced and repetitive, but I especially objected to the lesson. I don't believe you should always go along with the group. What about thinking for yourself? What about developing your own personality and viewpoint? What about doing things because you decide they're the right thing to do, not because the majority ruled and you got outvoted?

      We weren't allowed to teach any of that. We had to teach kids to join gangs. And then to do whatever the rest of the gang wanted to do.

      What a stupid thing to teach children.

      Now, I won't make the leap to charge that gang activity, of the Crips and Bloods variety, increased on account of these programs. That influential, I don't believe a cartoon show could ever be. I just think that "pro-social" message was bogus and ill-conceived. End of confession.

    12. Re:This castration by cromar · · Score: 1

      I really wish I could see "Song of The South" again... I can't remember anything racist in it. From what I can remember the black man in it was more of a stereotype of the rural South than of black people. It was a beautiful movie, with some of my favorite folk tales in it ("Brer Rabbit," especially). And the song "Zippity Doo Dah" was so awesome to watch when I was a kid. The combination of live actors with animated birds, flowers, etc. far out paces the visuals in any of Disney Corp.'s later movies. What a loss not only for children now and in the future, but for adults a well :(

      At least, that is my opinion based on my childhood memory of the film. Hell, if the ACLU no longer has an opinion on it (according to Wikipedia), I can't see it being racist at all. I love the ACLU, but no one would disagree, I think, that they use a fine-grade microscope to look at most issues.

    13. Re:This castration by dj245 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cookie Monster has serious issues that need to be addressed. Any character that simultaneously binges and purges probably has emotional problems stemming from childhood trauma.

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    14. Re:This castration by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      Tis ok, it was a good read anyway. Ah, the exploits of cartoon writers...

      I miss Hanna and Barbera.

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    15. Re:This castration by Ucklak · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I think the problem was that he (Remus) was a 'happy' slave and in the PC world, there is no such thing as a 'happy' slave.
      Slaves were malnourished, beaten, and chained so they could work the fields efficiently for greedy land owners.
      Because if there were 'happy' slaves, the bigger piece of pie they want (reparations) doesn't seem as `owed` to them if they were happy with their life as if they were miserable and mistreated.

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    16. Re:This castration by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      As I recall from the episodes, Eric was reluctant to follow the group mostly for the simple reason that the Dungeon Master told them it was the right thing to do. While taking orders blindly from someone who claims to know best is not often a good solution, I think it had proved enough times that little DM was out for the good of the party and provided helpful knowledge. Not following because you're a coward or don't think it's safe may still be valid reasons to make your own way, but in a case where your leader has always lead you well and your solution is as unknown as your leader's, one might choose the leaders...

    17. Re:This castration by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      while as a 5-year-old in the late-sixties, I loved it.

      It's no accident that it's so dumbed/watered down today. In the beginning, it was aimed at kids your age to get them ready for kindergarten/1st grade. With the growing number of children put into school settings at earlier ages (pre-school, nursery school, head start, etc) this target audience began to shrink.

      The solution? Aim it to younger and younger kids. I'd say the target audience for SS today is 3 and under. A far cry developmentally from the 5 year olds or thereabouts it was originally made for.

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    18. Re:This castration by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Hell, if the ACLU no longer has an opinion on it (according to Wikipedia)

      I think you mean the NAACP. I don't think the ACLU would ever have an opinion on something like that (unless the government tried to ban it).

    19. Re:This castration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like someone got the intended mesage....

    20. Re:This castration by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      The muppets, in particular, suffered from the loss of Kermit and Henson.

      Kermit is dead?!? When did this happen?

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    21. Re:This castration by rikkards · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ask and you shall receive. It is part of this torrent http://isohunt.com/download/28611661/song+of+the+south

    22. Re:This castration by jimmypw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its a fictional character thought up to entertain thildren through the use of entertaining actions and colourful characters. When the puppeteer was making them i doubt they thought "Oh he's going to eat cookies all the time we best create an artoficial oesophagus so that he doesnt appear to be bolemic"

      "People forget that political correctness used to be known as spastic gaytalk"

    23. Re:This castration by mpe · · Score: 1

      If one generation is more coddled than the one before it which was also more coddled than the one before it there is a progression of increasing coddles. Things are not staying the same.

      Things can also change in the sense of the coddling being different rather than a variation in the overall amount of coddling.
      As well as how what is politically correct in one time/place can be politically incorrect (even taboo) in a different time/place.

    24. Re:This castration by technomom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the King James Bible is sexist, racist and just about every other -ist you can imagine but no one has seen fit to stop publishing that yet.

      Now, I'm not advocating that myself, just pointing out that people can read all sorts of nefarious intents into anything if they see it. Why not just view and teach children to view things like Song of the South, Sesame Street, and the Bible as what they are - books and stories that reflect the social attitudes and beliefs of the day.
      Burying them because we believe someone, somewhere will be offended is the worst kind of censorship.

    25. Re:This castration by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but conspiracy theories aside, I think the cartoon wasn't trying for "gang mentality" but more for trust in your friends and parents. I don't recall it being "blind" trust as the Dungeon Master was questioned at times, especially but not solely by Eric. Also, one of the major episodes was when the kids defied the DM and went after Vengar. This actually worked out pretty well in terms of problem solving (convincing the dragon Tiamat to help) and actually succeeding in their cause (capturing Vengar). However, their morals got the best of them and while they succeeded in their task, they (rightly, I think) chose not to kill the immobilized bad guy to get home. Moral: Feel free to go about things your own way, but try to do what's right, not always what you want.

      So, sure, dissension is a wonderful trait of American freedoms, and no one ever said Eric didn't get to voice his own opinion. But there's no harm in teaching kids to respect their elders (the Dungeon Master) or support their friends.

      Eric's character was spoiled, unfriendly, and a snob. I'd say rather than trying to make people feel like always going along with the group was a good thing, it was more that being an unqualified spoiled brat was not. It was a show for kids, not Farenheit 911.

    26. Re:This castration by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Supposedly "song of the south" isn't going to be released because some people think it's racist or something. Well, it does have many racial overtones, of course it's nowhere near as bad as Birth of a Nation [wikipedia.org], nor Amos and Andy [wikipedia.org]. I have fond memories of it as a child, but I'd rather watch it at least once with him, just to be sure that it's as innocent as I was at the time."

      Yeah, but, today's standards it would be very un-PC. However, it should be shown, to show not only how things were back in slave days, but, also to illustrate how we as a society have changed in our views over the years towards racisim, etc. I mean, is it wrong to show where we've been as a society? I'd think if nothing else, it would be educational.

      One things that really suprises me...is in this ultra PC age we're in now...how does a show like Family Guy stay on the air? They've said and showed some stuff on there that even made my jaw drop ("bad dog")...and I'm amazed they haven't been boycotted out of existance...which I hope they never do, it is hilarious.

      I dunno...I've always thought that if you have true freedom of speech, then you cannot have freedom from being offended. If you don't like something, or agree with something being said or shown...no one has a gun to your head to force you to watch it.

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    27. Re:This castration by hey! · · Score: 1

      Kermit is dead?!? When did this happen?


      After TCP/IP was widely adopted, there just wasn't as much need for a serial line file transfer protocol.
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    28. Re:This castration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, from my youth, I can clearly remember older people saying that our parents 'coddle' their children too much, and that they were raising a generation of pussies.

      How do you know they didn't?

    29. Re:This castration by myyrk · · Score: 1

      Also, from my youth, I can clearly remember older people saying that our parents 'coddle' their children too much, and that they were raising a generation of pussies.

      How do you know they didn't?

      Said the anonymous coward.

    30. Re:This castration by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Ah, this all makes sense. So THAT'S why all the good quests in WoW are raids and not solo. Damn you, parent groups!

    31. Re:This castration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the King James Bible is sexist, racist and just about every other -ist you can imagine but no one has seen fit to stop publishing that yet.
      Of course the kids always get the cheery nice version of the Bible stories. Easter is when "Jesus came back" rather than the day he reincarnated after a torturous crucifixion.
    32. Re:This castration by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      That's what Uncle Remus said, too!

    33. Re:This castration by rednip · · Score: 1

      I've always thought that if you have true freedom of speech, then you cannot have freedom from being offended. You seem awfully offended that "in these modern times", sorry I guess the correct term is "in this ultra PC age we're in now", people dare express contrarian views, and worse yet, might hold one to account for their views. Hell, that's nothing new, but what is new is that we have more free time to bitch about things, and communication services which allow our views to be presented to and examined by more diverse people than ever before. Overall, I'd say that it's a 'win', but the tyranny of the majority or a very committed minority can be challenging. However, free speech is useless if one cannot influence their world with it, even if sometimes I (or you) don't agree with it.

      One things that really surprises me...is in this ultra PC age we're in now...how does a show like Family Guy stay on the air? People like you and I watch it, it makes money, duh. Besides, it's purposely absurd, and often showcases the negative effects of bad behavior. On some levels, it's very moral, with diversity, and understanding of human nature, all wrapped up nicely with crude humor, and pop culture references.

      However, it should be shown, to show not only how things were back in slave days, but, also to illustrate how we as a society have changed in our views over the years towards racisim, etc. I agree with your sentiment, but it's still Disney's right not to distribute it. Likely they fear offending people for whom slavery is a unpleasant memory, and racism a continuing struggle. As legacy WASP, I feel that the fight against racism is making real progress, and that the casual almost inadvertent references to slavery contained in 'Song of the South' would be harmless to that ongoing fight, but others who are more closely affected by such attitudes might see differently. Perhaps Disney could get Will Smith to do a remake video of "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah", as it's sort of like their theme song.
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    34. Re:This castration by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      You could quote the paragraph in question and put it in italics. You know, Slashdot should add some sort of quoting mechanism. Use a snappy name, like "quote" or something.
  9. That's a straight lie by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'These early 'Sesame Street' episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today's preschool child.'

    No, they aren't. The early episodes, as with the middle episodes and the late episodes and indeed with every episode ever filmed, were intended for children. Yes there were some nods here and there to the adults, but the episodes are intended for children.

    I despise smoking - really can't stand it. That said, I've made absolutely no attempt to show non-smoking only films to my kids. I seem to remember Ghostbusters for example, has Ray dropping a cigarette out of his mouth at the sight of a ghost and our kids love Ghostbusters.

    I love the standards at work - apparently lying is fine. Just not smoking a comedy pipe.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:That's a straight lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your reading comprehension is terrible. Of course the original episodes were intended for children, but as obviously stated in the summary (not even TFA) they are publishing the DVDs with the intent that they be watched by adults and not children, because the publishers feel that as originally filmed the episodes are no longer appropriate for children in our current society.

      Whether you agree with them or not, the intent of their statement and its (apparent) honesty are clear. Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. If I really believe the world is flat, and say it's flat, then I'm not lying, I'm just ignorant and wrong.

    2. Re:That's a straight lie by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      I've just quit smoking with the help of Allen Carrs book. He would say: "would you also not mind if someone in sesame street was pushing heroin?". And it's a valid question. Smoking isn't just a bad smelling habbit. It is a drug addiction. There is no place for it in kids television.

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    3. Re:That's a straight lie by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      Cookie monster was holding a pipe. There wasn't even smoking I'd assume, just holding of a ambiguous piece of paraphernalia in a humorous way to portray a character stereotype. Fuck tobacco, I agree, but c'mon there is a difference between using a tobacco pipe as a prop in a children's show (and eating it) and using a needle and spoon as a prop. For better or for worse, tobacco smoking exists and is common and public and kids are going to see it. They have to learn that it's bad, not not learn about it at all. Cookie Monster's holding of a pipe isn't going to hold a candle to being told of the dangers of smoking as they grow up by their parents and loved ones. Cookie Monster with heroin paraphernalia probably wouldn't influence kids to try heroin either, it would just be ludicrously inappropriate.

    4. Re:That's a straight lie by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Um, no. That is one definiton. From Random House Webster's Unabridged:

      3. an inaccurate or false statement.

      If you say the world is flat, you're lying. You're just not doing it to decieve if you believe it so.

    5. Re:That's a straight lie by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      You must be joking.

      So, stories are lies, Einstein's imperfect theories were lies, I lied on my math homework each time I got the answer wrong, my computer lied about the time since it didn't match the Atomic Clock, my mom lied when she accidentally called my older sister by my younger sister's name the other day. The word "lie" becomes a pretty useless thing when it just means "something false".

      In any useful definition of the word "lie", there is intent. Nobody cares what you extrapolated from one random dictionary entry.

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    6. Re:That's a straight lie by Darby · · Score: 1


      In any useful definition of the word "lie", there is intent. Nobody cares what you extrapolated from one random dictionary entry.


      Not true at all.
      If you know that you don't know whether or not something is true and you state it as if it were a fact, then you're still lying.
      Saying "A is true" when it isn't is a lie is a lie is a lie. Your reason for lying about that fact might be any of a number of reasons, but it's still an intentionally deceptive statement and hence a lie.

      So for example, when Rummy said that we knew right where the WMDs were, he was lying.
      When a religious person says that "god said this", they're lying.

      Just because the person wants to believe something does not make it true, and saying that it is true merely because you want it to be is a lie absolutely.

      Now, none of those specifics were directed at you, I was just disagreeing with your statement that a lie requires intent. It doesn't. Knowingly making a statement *as fact* when you know that you do no know if it is a fact is just as much of a lie.

    7. Re:That's a straight lie by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Not true at all. If you know that you don't know whether or not something is true and you state it as if it were a fact, then you're still lying.
      How is that not incorporating intent? You are stating something as if it were a fact, knowing that you aren't sure. Intent.

      The first paragraph from Wikipedia in its entirety:

      "A lie is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement with the intention to deceive, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, or to avoid punishment. To lie is to state something one believes is false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A liar is a person who is lying, who has lied, or who lies repeatedly."

      It's a lie even if what you make up happens to be true! Like if I said that the square root of 34785347637845 was 234234, just pulling numbers out of my ass, and it just happened to be that this was true, that doesn't mean I was speaking truthfully.

      Rumsfeld lied in your example because he intentionally made something appear to be a certainty when he did not actually know it to be the case. But it's all about intent; even if it had turned out that there were WMDs... he was still selling his case dishonestly. He just probably wouldn't have been caught. His lie was the extent of his certainty.

      A religious person lies when they say "God said this" if they don't really know it to be the case, so long as they are saying it with the implication of knowing it, rather than just believing it, even if it turns out God really did exist and said that. The lie, again, is the level of certainty.

      Now, none of those specifics were directed at you, I was just disagreeing with your statement that a lie requires intent. It doesn't. Knowingly making a statement *as fact* when you know that you do no know if it is a fact is just as much of a lie.

      Again, I don't know what you are getting at, since what you are talking about clearly requires intent.
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  10. "a character like Oscar" by tubegeek · · Score: 1

    "We might not be able to create a character like Oscar [the Grouch] now." Just when we need him most, too.

    1. Re:"a character like Oscar" by lostraven · · Score: 1

      I'm not a child psychologist or anything... but it seems slightly strange
      to hear speculation that a character like Oscar couldn't be included in
      a modern Seasame Street. Ok... I understand the idea that a young developing
      mind could perhaps grasp on to mannerisms and take them for themself (or
      perhaps mimic the behaviour).

      But what does the removal of a grouchy (or overeating, obsessive, overly
      joyous, etc.) character accomplish? Perhaps my memory is a bit fuzzy, but
      didn't Sesame Street show methods of dealing with a grouchy (or overeating,
      etc., etc.,) character? Wasn't it helpful as a mechanism to explain that not
      only these types of personalities exist, but also how to appropriately
      interact with them? Or is this just one negative affect (the "positive"
      effect arguably that you remove an "unhealthy" role model)?

      Any child psychologists in the house?

    2. Re:"a character like Oscar" by grub · · Score: 1


      Any child psychologists in the house?

      I'm sure there are but they probably just lurk and view slashdot as a large sample of the population...

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    3. Re:"a character like Oscar" by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I don't recall the early episodes, but the last time I saw a Seasame Street, Oscer was a person that children were encouraged to interact with. I wouldn't mind Oscer so much if the kids were encouraged to run him out of town, as encouraging children to play with bums is really not the best idea. Even given that, I wouldn't think of labeling the shows as Adult Only.

      Of course I do find it odd that Seaseme street gets labeled adult only, but Shrek 2, with a character literally giving himself a blow job in the middle of of the town square, gets advertised directly to children, and even get happy meal toys.

    4. Re:"a character like Oscar" by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      It might not have anything to do with kids but may be seen in bad taste as mocking homeless people or something.

  11. censoring by nopainogain · · Score: 1

    These cartoons were fine when we were kids and we turned as normal as our parents, if not moreso. Does anyone else think the execs are running out of things to do with the writers strike in effect?

    1. Re:censoring by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      These cartoons were fine when we were kids and we turned as normal as our parents, if not moreso. Speak for yourself. Again people on Slashdot making statements without any evidence. I've never met anyone over 18 who is normal. Don't you watch the News? You must be N3w around here.
    2. Re:censoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These cartoons were fine when we were kids and we turned as normal as our parents, if not moreso

      Sorry, but I've got to draw the line somewhere -- if our generation is so normal we wouldn't be treating our kids like priceless ming vases.

  12. ... so by Dzimas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is it that shows like Power Rangers are acceptable for slightly older kids, then? They clearly demonstrate an approach to the world seems destined to create a legion of Stormtroopers for Darth Vader's next galactic conquest, where head-to-toe uniforms obscure all trace of personality and violence succeeds above all else. A (very) weak argument could be made that violent kids' shows are aimed at a more mature audience, but many six and seven year olds have pre-school brothers and sisters who are exposed to this stuff "accidentally."

    1. Re:... so by Dukaso · · Score: 1

      Actually watching Power Rangers (the original, mind you) had a large effect on the person I am today.
      I don't remember much of the theme song, but the part about only using their powers for defense is still suck in my mind.
      You can have all these wonderful strengths, but if you would unjustly harm others with them... I have zero respect for such people.

    2. Re:... so by SocialEngineer · · Score: 1

      Quite a while back there was a big stink about kids hurting each other in the name of the Power Rangers. I think that's what pushed them back into some subtle obscurity, unlike what they were when they first came out.

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    3. Re:... so by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Quite a while back there was a big stink about kids hurting each other in the name of the Power Rangers. I think that's what pushed them back into some subtle obscurity, unlike what they were when they first came out.

      Is that why pork has also been pushed into obscurity? Because some kids were found hurting each other in the name of worshiping a pig head... and creating some weird cult of the lord of the flies?

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    4. Re:... so by hkmarks · · Score: 1

      It turned out that the kids in question didn't even watch the show. Fuss was made by that point, however, and it was pulled off the air in various places.

      It's still going on though. I actually watched it for way longer than was age-appropriate. I don't care, I love low-budget martial arts crap and the guys are always hot.

    5. Re:... so by Joelfabulous · · Score: 1

      Yeah, one of my youngest cousins is a bit of a nutjob from lack of discipline and the fact that he pretty much absorbs whatever the media spews at him. His parents et al. encourage him because he's the 'young' and they think it's funny. The worst part is that his parents don't discipline him, and it shows. A summer or two ago he was acting out of line by kicking sand at me repeatedly, so I told him to stop and warned him to do so. He didn't, so I flicked my towel at him lightly to get him away. I accidentally rat-tailed him in the eye... No remorse there... Just desserts, in my mind. Having worked with children, it's obvious that not all parents are crazy. A subset of them are nutters, but most of them are sane and had sane parents. Not all hope is lost. I just wish this super politically correct attitude would stop, since I'm sick of having to provide all discipline other people's children. (I used to be a volunteer camp counselour, so yeah, I've seen how awful this can get.) Then again, not much changes on some level. Just avoid the politically correct nazi police and you'll be fine.

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    6. Re:... so by elBart0 · · Score: 1

      The problem with your complaint is that shows like Power Rangers are not shown on PBS, and most likely, people at Childrens Television Workshop probably feel the same way about them as you. While I'm not an expert on children's TV, I do see some of it, now that I have a son. He doesn't get to watch anything unless I've seen it first. So far, the only thing worth letting him watch is on PBS, and none of that has the types of behavior you'd find on Power Rangers.

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    7. Re:... so by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Amyone with an older sibling likely got beat up by that sibling, exposing them to violence quite readily. I remember giving my younger brother (as well as a cousin or two) hell quite a few times.

  13. Sesame Street Causes Lung Cancer??? by carnelknowledge · · Score: 1

    Wait.. I watched these episodes when I was a child.. I now vividly recall cookie monster smoking that pipe... and many many years later, I now smoke myself. Obviously there were absolutely no other external influenced in my life to cause me to start smoking other than Cookie Monster!! So now when I get lung cancer, it's not the tobacco industry's fault. It's Sesame Street! *sniff sniff* Is that class action law suit I smell?

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    1. Re:Sesame Street Causes Lung Cancer??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. You can't smell. You smoke, remember?

  14. Good fucking grief.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... I will now smoke an entire pipe full of Nat Sherman's in a preschool class just to spite these dickfucks. At least until the cops arrive.

    And I don't even smoke.

    Who else will sponsor a Bad Uncle event?

  15. tobacco is a sometimes food by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, in the parody 'Monsterpiece Theater,' Alistair Cookie -- played by Cookie Monster -- used to appear with a pipe, which he later gobbled. 'That modeled the wrong behavior,' explained a Sesame Street executive producer I suppose that would represent a choking hazard.

    I'm gonna start my own kid's show, Darwin Street. It will feature lots of colorful characters doing dangerous, emulatable things. If your kid kills himself doing something he saw on the show, we didn't need him in the gene pool anyway. Better yet, video tape whatever your kid did to off himself and you might win something in our sister show, America's Funniest Home Fatalities.
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    1. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      !. !, good sir-or-madam. !.

    2. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna start my own kid's show, Darwin Street. It will feature lots of colorful characters doing dangerous, emulatable things. If your kid kills himself doing something he saw on the show, we didn't need him in the gene pool anyway.

      Jackass... For Kids!
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    3. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Well sir, when this continent finally goes to hell and this show gets greenlighted, I want to be the host! :)

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    4. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by Renraku · · Score: 1

      This is similar to my argument against most religions.

      Why would a loving, caring God or deity damn you to an eternity of torture that you cannot possibly comprehend? It would be like giving your toddler a piece of candy that was actually chocolate rat poison, telling him its poisonous and if he eats it he'll die, and then being shocked when he eats it. Just as the toddler has no concept of death or poison, we have no concept of an eternity of torture.

      'sides, Darwinism is only effective if genetic differences are playing a part. Most people who are stupid-by-genes don't go on to reproduce anyway. Society tends to make people stupid. I've seen some very smart people condemned to life in Andersonville (the local redneck/backwater town) because of a few bad choices they made, mostly due to societal pressures.

      If you really want to be effective, create an environment in which children can learn decent values, and then let them make their own damn decisions. Sesame Street taught good values. It educated. If you want to smoke when you're older, that's fine. Lots of people do. Lots of very intelligent, decent people smoke. Denying someone a learning tool because of the off chance they might take up smoking in the future is simply retarded.

      Everyone wants their kids to have better than what they themselves had as kids. This I understand. The pussification of America is the result. You had a bike? Your kid needs a motorized bike. You had to use a payphone? Your kid needs a cellphone. You went outside to play? You keep your kid inside to watch TV and play video games. You ate eggs/toast? Your kid needs colorful and tasty cereals. You ate brussels sprouts? Your kid needs McDonalds.

      Notice that a lot of parents are doing just that? Notice that our country is heading in that direction?

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    5. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna start my own kid's show, Darwin Street. It will feature lots of colorful characters doing dangerous, emulatable things. Too late. And they've made a successful business out of it :)
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    6. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by jcr · · Score: 1

      Why would a loving, caring God or deity damn you to an eternity of torture that you cannot possibly comprehend?

      It wouldn't, of course.

      The thing to realize about superstition is that the imaginary friend in the sky is a projection of the person preaching about it. So, a decent human being who's superstitious will tell you about a sweet, loving, imaginary friend who will carry you through hardships (like that insipid, "footprints in the sand" screed you see everywhere), and a flaming asshole will tell you about his all-powerful, vicious and vengeful imaginary friend who will burn your body forever and ever in a lake of sulphur.

      It's interesting to listen to superstitious people, sometimes. It really helps you figure out whether they're decent people or not.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, does that mean I don't exist in my own opinion?

    8. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think?

    9. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by Cyberscythe · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah? I'm going to start my own children's show... with hookers! And... and blackjack!...

      ...In fact, forget about the children's show.

    10. Re:tobacco is a sometimes food by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Why would a loving, caring God or deity damn you to an eternity of torture that you cannot possibly comprehend?

      This one's easy! He doesn't love or care about you!

  16. No big surprise here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Values have changed. Cartoons from the 1930's to the 1960's are hard to find in their original incarnations because of violence and racial insensitivity.

    It's only a matter of time before the Cookie Monster becomes the Carrot Stick and Broccoli Floret Monster, Big Bird becomes Avian American of Special Stature, and Oscar the Grouch becomes Differently Tempered Oscar with Alternate Housing Preferences. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    1. Re:No big surprise here. by turing_m · · Score: 1

      It disturbs me that it's primarily native speakers of English who bear the brunt of PC. People who can speak another language can (and do) say whatever they want in their own languages and consume their own media (which is like their versions of our own pre-1970s media).

      I'll start adopting PC values once they are equitable and the rest of the world adopts them.

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    2. Re:No big surprise here. by iphayd · · Score: 1

      Can we at least add Flying Spaghetti Monster to the mix?

    3. Re:No big surprise here. by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Actually there was talk/action about turning Cookie Monster into Vegetable Monster or something.

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    4. Re:No big surprise here. by burni · · Score: 1

      A matter of time is now ! .. or some weeks ago

      - I read an article in a newspaper, about a discussion to get the cookie monster off
      the cookies and to carrots, because of worries about dental hygene and diabetes Type2
      induced by too much sweets.

      Well and this took place in germany, I don't know if our(german) adaption of the "Sesame Street"
      features now a carrot eating monster, but it's possible ;)

      Sorry I don't have more information on this, I don't watch Sesame Street as often as I should, but since Kermit wasn't permitted to act as an embedded reporter, because of his insufficient
      camouflage colour, I couldn't support the show ;)

    5. Re:No big surprise here. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      It disturbs me that it's primarily native speakers of English who bear the brunt of PC. People who can speak another language can (and do) say whatever they want in their own languages and consume their own media (which is like their versions of our own pre-1970s media).

      Not only that: we don't even see most of the issues your PC attempts to deal with.
      In my sociolinguistics class, many things considered sexist in your society (and thus worthy of special PC care) are an endless source of ridicule. Of so-called issues as well as PC in general.

      The good old toons, alas, got cancelled on Croatian TV as well several years ago, but because of different cultural contexts, they never were a source of racism or any other issue. Nor have I ever seen them interpreted in that way.
      Then again, apart from a handful of skinheads, I've never even heard a racist remark in our society (I do not include jokes here; they do not reinforce the stereotypes, but ridicule them instead).

      However, some PC has leaked into Croatian language, too... not so much linguistic as cultural contamination... But when all's said and done, I still consider PC a way to reinforce the negative stereotypes: you have to know what all not to say in any circumstance and why, so you think about it a lot and...

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    6. Re:No big surprise here. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's maybe because our minority groups realized what George Carlin said a long time ago: By changing the name for a condition you don't change the condition. We don't say "those with special needs", we still say "crippled". And our "crippled" people don't care. They don't want to change the name, they want to change the attitude. And, IMO, we're further along the road than the US.

      A friend of mine has "special needs", so I guess I have some insight. Basically, he doesn't want our pity, our help or our handouts. He wants our acceptance. Now, it's easier for him since he can hide it well (basically I found out by accident), but still he just wants to be a human being. Not more. Not less.

      Yes, some people require more assitance than others. But still, that can be done without stripping that person of his or her dignity. And that's what you do if you belittle their problem and hide it in euphemisms.

      Change the attitude. Not the name.

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    7. Re:No big surprise here. by snoogans126 · · Score: 1

      ... of Special Stature We prefer "vertically gifted" you insensitive clod!
  17. Writing the history books by Kenrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In history, the winners get to write the history books. This is usually applied to military winners, but since war is so un-PC these days, it's the cultural war winners who write the books. Right now the winners are the PC nanny-staters who, in spite of their message of tolerance, are some of the most intolerant people on earth for those buck their orthodoxy.

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    1. Re:Writing the history books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no - it's the WHINERS who get to write the history.

    2. Re:Writing the history books by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      In order to be politically correct in the 00s, you have to be politically incorrect. That's what I've seen. Apparently if I say that being a Nazi is bad I'm causing great damage to the Nazis.

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    3. Re:Writing the history books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mustn't offend the Nazi's now. After all, who are you to say that the way they've chosen to live is wrong? You must respect their culture, even if one of the aspects of their culture is beating you with a truncheon and then stomping on your face with their hobnailed jackboots. We must be tolerant of the differences of others. Failing to do so would be insensitive and culturally imperialistic.

      You don't want to be an insensitive bastard now do you?

    4. Re:Writing the history books by Televiper2000 · · Score: 1

      This isn't Political Correctness though. Political Correctness was/is about recognizing diversity and being sensitive and inclusive to the cultural viewpoints of others. If anything Sesame Street was one of the most politically correct children's shows from the very beginning recognizing and respecting a wide depth of character traits. It would be more politically correct to discuss why Oscar is grouchy and why he just doesn't decide to cheer up than to cut him out completely. It would be more politically correct to use Cookie Monster as an analogy for other culture's that have very different diets. Or, perhaps be concerned with the lesson of Cookie Monster isn't mean, has feelings, and doesn't sleep under a bed somewhere. What you are really seeing is a child psychology very rigidly defined and applied to suit the lowest common denominator. It really should be enough to point out that Cookie Monster is a monster and little boys and girls don't eat like monsters.

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    5. Re:Writing the history books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no - it's the WHINERS who get to write the history.

      Yes, we call that revisionist history.

  18. lol. by Colonel62359 · · Score: 0

    It would appear that this so-called matter of "political correctness" forces upon us a sense of moral incorrectness, and an overall lack of common sense.

    Kids survived for years, if not decades, watching this show. Last time I checked, most of them turned out fine. Are we trying to accelerate the degradation of society and free speech/expression as we know it?

    1. Re:lol. by jombeewoof · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are we trying to accelerate the degradation of society and free speech/expression as we know it? In a word.
      Yes

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  19. Have you seen a 'modern' kids show recently? by JewGold · · Score: 1, Troll

    It seems creators of these shows spend more time shoving commercials and their political agendas down the throats of developing minds than they do teaching any useful skills or information.

    When I was a kid, me and all the kids I knew were raised by loving parents. It seems these days parents are too exhausted from the 60 hour weeks just trying to keep up with ever-increasing expenses, and as a result their children are drugged up and raised by soulless marketing companies via the idiot tube.

    Just my 2c.

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    1. Re:Have you seen a 'modern' kids show recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too exhausted from the 60 hour weeks just trying to keep up with ever-increasing expenses

      Yeah: 2 SUV's, 3-story 7-figure house bought with a 90% loan-to-value mortgage, cable bill, satellite TV bill, internet bill, 5 cell phone bills, 2 pets, everybody has an iPod, credit card payments, we only buy organic food, and the neighbors just bought a 42-inch flat screen TV.. (I'm looking to see if somebody makes a 43-inch flat screen). Not bad for someone just out of college on his first job, eh?

      We wouldn't want to "cut back", you know.

    2. Re:Have you seen a 'modern' kids show recently? by JewGold · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live or what sort of weirdos you have for neighbors, but in my neck of the woods the people I know are really struggling to be able to afford such "incredible luxuries" as a modest home, gasoline, and groceries, all of which have doubled in price in the last 5 years while wages have stayed stagnant. Heaven forbid they get sick or injured and have $50k in medical bills added to their woes.

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  20. Sesame Street? Peewee! by rueger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sesame Street? I give the kids in my life copies of Peewee's Playhouse. You want adult content? Innuendo? Sexuality? You got it! Best kid's show ever made.

    Problem is that people forget that kids are actually pretty damned intelligent. Give them credit for smarts.

    1. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by hb253 · · Score: 1

      Before we had kids, my wife and I used to watch Peewee's Playhouse on Saturday mornings. It was amazing what they got away with on that show!

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    2. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Except of course that it's the most irritating show of any kind ever made. Even when I was eight I couldn't stand to watch it.

    3. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's the show that launched the careers of Lawrence Fishburne and S. Epatha Merkerson. It's gotta be good!

    4. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by ip_vjl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One particularly funny exchange between PeeWee and Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne) when Cowboy Curtis needs new boots.

      PeeWee: Gee, Cowboy Curtis, you sure have big feet.
      Curtis: Well, you know what they say, PeeWee. Big feet ... (long pause) ... big boots!

    5. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Problem is that people forget that kids are actually pretty damned intelligent. Give them credit for smarts.

      These are the same kids that would eat ice cream for dinner every day if they could and sometimes get into vans with weirdos when offered candy, right?

    6. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laurence Fishburne was in Apocalypse Now, so I'd say his career was already well and truly launched by then.

    7. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      PeeWee's Playhouse was the most bizarre and subversive television program ever made by anybody, save perhaps for Monty Python's Flying Circus. It's a pitty Rueben's committed career suicide, because that show as the most brilliant half-hour acid trip in history. I'm not precisely sure how it ever got on the air, particularly on Saturday mornings amongst all the 22 minute advertisements for toys (better known as the Saturday morning cartoon). I was in my late teens when it was on, and I have a suspicion that a healthy chunk of the audience was 16 years or older.

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    8. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Most people don't seem to know that Pee Wee did not start out as a children's show. I can't recall where I saw them, but I distinctly remember seeing Pee Wee Herman skits that were definitely not for children, well before the children's show started. I still remember the skit with Pee Wee taping mirrors to his shoes so that he could look up Dotty's (I believe) skirt. I was quite surprised when the Saturday morning show was announced.

    9. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      It's a pitty Rueben's committed career suicide, because that show as the most brilliant half-hour acid trip in history.

      You're not too familiar with Sid and Marty Krofft, are you? There was definitely acid involved in some of those shows...

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    10. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's the show that launched the careers of Lawrence Fishburne ... Not really. He was a main supporting character in "Apocalypse Now" in 1979, and pretty much worked continuously thereafter.
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    11. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by toriver · · Score: 1

      No, that would be the dumb exceptions to the rule.

    12. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      Problem is that people forget that kids are actually pretty damned intelligent. Give them credit for smarts.

      Correct, a child *might* understand a sexual innuendo. Interesting though, just because they understand it, doesn't mean they dwell on it. Sex is just irrelevant to them so they put no time into thinking about it.

      I hear that children love this movie, Pom Poko. It's built around a creature (the Tanuki, essentially a Raccoon like animal) which, in Japanese mythology, can do magical things with its scrotum. That strikes adults weirdly because we get wrapped up in sexuality, but for children it's just another body part.

    13. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1

      I managed to catch a re-run of one of those on late night tv back in like '99/'00 time frame. It was hilarious. I'm sure some, maybe most, of the funny was because I remember watching the less overtly dirty Pee Wee's Playhouse as a kid rather than it truly being funny. I was entertained, though, and have been disappointed ever since when trying to find episodes on the internet ever since (not that I've looked very hard or often).

    14. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by MacDork · · Score: 1

      You want adult content? Innuendo? Sexuality? You got it! Best kid's show ever made.

      I used to watch that as a kid. Loved the show. Then... well, we all know what happened to Peewee. So, like all the other kids, I didn't get to watch the show anymore. Now they're running old episodes on Adult Swim. Frankly, I was surprised by the show when I watched it again. I didn't see any of the innuendo or sexuality in them when I was young, but I certainly do now that I'm older/wiser. I guess it's like the nine dolphins image. You don't see anything dirty about the picture unless you have a dirty/adult mind. If you're a kid, all you see is nine dolphins.

    15. Re:Sesame Street? Peewee! by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      These are the same kids that would eat ice cream for dinner every day if they could and sometimes get into vans with weirdos when offered candy, right?

      Children are in a peculiar state, as far as neuropsychology is concerned. On the one hand, they're incredibly intelligent, soaking information up like a sponge. On the other, they lack empathy until around 8-12 years old. They're completely self-interested, and physiologically unable to put themselves in another's shoes. They're able to rationalize, but don't have control of their emotions.

      So, in a sense, both you and the GP are right. Kids are remarkably intelligent, but, as the saying goes, wisdom comes with age.

  21. But they'll live in garbage cans! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    On the street where I live, there are a bunch of people who live in garbage cans. I blame Sesame Street!

    There is nothing wrong with letting your kids see inappropriate behavior (eg. smoking or living in garbage cans), so long as they know not to do it themselves. They get to know what is right and wrong by internalizing a set of "values". They won't build up these values without some exposure. They also need to be able to talk about stuff too.

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    1. Re:But they'll live in garbage cans! by burni · · Score: 1

      Children learn from experience, so from my point of view it is an experience
      when a five year old tries to smoke a cigarette of his dad, because 23 years ago I experienced
      this, and hell I don't smoke till now ;)

  22. George Carlin was right by rbochan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And the pussification of America continues.

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    1. Re:George Carlin was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you said, puritanification at first, but we've always had this bent. One side wants to punish me for unpure environmental emissions the other side want to punish me for unclear cultural emissions. Thankfully, Cookie Monster never had a wardrobe failure, preschool probably is a little to early to learn about fisting.

    2. Re:George Carlin was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right. Fuck the rating system.

    3. Re:George Carlin was right by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would suggest that maybe this could have been a clever attempt on the DVD makers to manufacture an controversy. If it works, it's an easy way to get the word out about the product.

    4. Re:George Carlin was right by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could be worse, we're not as pussified as Europe is. Yet.

    5. Re:George Carlin was right by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
      Nope, this is the world we live in today, a world where the question 'How do we teach inner city adolescents about the homeless' would be met not with a grouchy muppet but with condemnation for even suggesting childrens minds should be tainted with real world facts.

      Political correctness, or pussification has gone too far and must be rudely and loudly stamped out of our society before we all become spineless weaklings afraid to stand up to such blatant abuse of authority.

    6. Re:George Carlin was right by delt0r · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think perhaps you should live here first before making a rather incorrect statement. Also Europe is a lot more than on country and one rule...

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    7. Re:George Carlin was right by Slashidiot · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. I'm European, went to the states this summer, and it looked to me that you are far more pussified than europeans. Here we have not had any problem with Sesame Street, and have way less problems with broadcasting politically incorrect stuff.

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    8. Re:George Carlin was right by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Could be worse, we're not as pussified as Europe is. Yet.

      Purely out of curiosity: what was the background of that statement? Not being American I can't judge whether you were joking (in which case I'm wondering which American cultural meme it was based on), or being serious. If you were serious, in Europe the general perception is that America is a lot more "politically correct" ("pussified" in other words) than most European countries, so I'd be curious why you think it's the other way around.

    9. Re:George Carlin was right by festers · · Score: 1

      Congrats on being a humorless nerd...oh, and pretty much proving his joke has legitimacy.

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    10. Re:George Carlin was right by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      What was the background of that statement?

      That would be facetious ethnocentrism.

  23. terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we don't force our kids to watch Bert and Ernie engaged in hard core homosexual sex acts then the terrorists will win.

    I heard the Count is a meth addict.

    1. Re:terrorists by da_monumental_1 · · Score: 0

      The Count was a pimp. One, Two, Three slaps. "AH HA HA HA HA!"

  24. Wait... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

    Am I to understand that Cookie Monster is no longer a character on Sesame Street? He was the best one! If that's true, I'm moving to Cuba -- at least they're more upfront about their mind control.

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    1. Re:Wait... by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Am I to understand that Cookie Monster is no longer a character on Sesame Street? He was the best one! If that's true, I'm moving to Cuba -- at least they're more upfront about their mind control.
      Where the heck did you get _that_? No, it's just that now he eats stuff other than just cookies. Which is silly given decades of character development, but not as silly as half-understanding something and making statements and decisions based on mostly-ignorance.
    2. Re:Wait... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't call it ignorance. Laziness or half-attentiveness to detail is probably more appropriate. Admittedly, I skimmed the summary and misread it. So... you caught me.

      Thanks for the correction.

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  25. Not parents, you've criminalized parenting by alexhmit01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Accidents happen. With 300 million people in America, a 1 in 1 million chance hits 300 people a year. Each year a few children tragically drown in pools, so we've scared parents about pools, and criminalized pools (in terms of liability) without fences and fences around fences. Every child's death is a tragedy, but locking up parents that make decisions that we don't like has done far more damage than good.

    Parents told that a small spanking is child abuse. Children with working single mothers going home to an empty house is an unfortunately economic reality, but if some accident happens, we arrest the parent for child endangerment.

    Bad things can happen, but the modern small family size combined with an overzealous judiciary and Departments of Child Services has resulted where we want to criminalize anything going wrong.

    Instead of blaming parents, look at a legal culture that expects nothing bad to happen to a child and determines a person's entire worth on the success of their children. When families with children had 4-5 children, you expected most to come out alright but occasionally something bad happens. In families of 1-2 children, anything bad is a catastrophe.

    Far more harm is being done to children by overprotection than the risks of life. But its hard to blame parents when if they get hit with the 1 in a million accident (that affects dozens of children a year), they can go to jail and have their other children taken away from them.

    Let's see, woman that don't breastfeed are told that they endanger their children. Women that do may be criminally charged if they don't follow the social standard in the US... A poor woman was jailed because she couldn't see a Doctor and didn't realize that the child was malnourished from breast-feeding (mathematically rare, but real and if you criminalize 2% of all women)... The breast-feeding ones make the headlines, but the push towards criminalizing parents if kids do anything wrong, including pranks and petty vandalism add up. It's hard to be a parent, because your child is a natural explorer and risk taker, and you normally just have to make sure no unreasonable danger is present. However, if a child falls and hurts himself, you can be sure that child services will show up and decide that anything you failed to do to "child-proof" your home (as if children aren't a natural part of the home) is criminal neglect, it's hard to put the fault entirely on parents.

    Being a parent in today's age is really tough, because in the back of your mind IS busybodies that will decide that you are a negligent parent for letting your child see something that is a natural part of life. Parents have been condemned/charged if the child sees them engage in sexual acts, while co-sleeping is a natural if unpopular approach to parenting. These choices are all reasonable, whether I would make them for my child or not, but the criminalization of anything outside the norm for parenting takes some of the fun out of it.

    It's not the parents... it's the system of do-gooders that make life hell on parents.

    1. Re:Not parents, you've criminalized parenting by superwiz · · Score: 1

      In short... like tag of the article said: nannystate

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    2. Re:Not parents, you've criminalized parenting by zanaxagoras · · Score: 1

      It's not the parents... it's the system of do-gooders ...and 99.99% of those "do-gooders" ARE parents. So... yes, without a doubt, it IS the parents.
    3. Re:Not parents, you've criminalized parenting by krazytekn0 · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU

      I'm so tired of being afraid that how I raise my son will offend somebody and CPS will end up on my doorstep one day. Thanks for putting this problem so eloquently.

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    4. Re:Not parents, you've criminalized parenting by AB3A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not the parents... it's the system of do-gooders that make life hell on parents.


      As a very active daddy of three young children, I say Bravo! Busybodies would have told me that my kids were doomed. But where would they be if they didn't get a skinned knee, fall out of a tree, hit a thumb with a hammer, or get burned from a soldering iron?

      Would they ever learn why safety should come first? They have to see consequences or nothing will make sense. It's a big bad world out there. How can they safely graduate to more dangerous activities without learning to handle smaller ones?

      I wonder how much of the high accident rate of teen drivers is due to their distorted judgement of risk? And how much of that risk is due to the pandering way that our society has used to protect them from everything?
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    5. Re:Not parents, you've criminalized parenting by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      I dare a CPA person to come try to take one of my kids away from me because of what "they" percieve to be a lack of parenting skills. Someone comes to try to take one of my kids away because I spank them in public or tell them to shut up, will be present at a beating of which they will be on the receiving end.

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  26. I wonder if they are editing parts too by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wikipedia states that they cut about a minute out of the "Big Bird in China" DVD where Big Bird goes around asking if anyone speaks American...

    1. Re:I wonder if they are editing parts too by David.R.Benham · · Score: 0

      He didn't need to go to China to ask that question.

    2. Re:I wonder if they are editing parts too by 1stdoc · · Score: 1

      I watched that tape when I was in school! The fact that he was asking if anyone spoke american was part of the joke because he eventually finds someone who speaks 'English' to which he replies 'Close enough!'. Maybe it's funnier because I don't actually live in america but I can't understand why that would be censored for political correctness, the joke is based on Big Bird being an idiot.

    3. Re:I wonder if they are editing parts too by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      I've heard that too. But my local public library has an early VHS copy of it, which still has that segment in it. It's pretty funny because it shows how silly Big Bird is -- not how racist he is. Bird is supposed to be five years old; you can't call him racist at that age.

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  27. Confusing... by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    I guess kids can't handle the idea that something is imaginary or unrealistic, even though we encourage them to use and develop their imagination. Good idea, let's confuse them and let's not make any sense ourselves! Let's taboo things and hope they won't be drawn to them, that's worked in the past! I can see we're really evolving here as a society... and to think I was worried!

  28. ROFL!! HAHAHAHAHAH by brxndxn · · Score: 1

    Cookie Monster ate the pipe!! I totally forgot about that.. Fucking funny shit. Sesame Street is totally awesome.

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  29. place blame where it belongs by m2943 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right now the winners are the PC nanny-staters

    "PC nanny staters" is usually a codeword used by the American right to complain about the American left.

    But this isn't a left-vs-right issue. The right wing in the US has its very own "political correctness" (namely, conformance with Christian ideals) and its very own "nanny state" policies (ranging from school prayer to extrajudicial renditions).

    So, if you want to contribute to this debate, why don't you start by avoiding slogans created by one party to smear the other one? Both the Democrats and the Republicans are to blame for this bullshit.

    1. Re:place blame where it belongs by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Both the Democrats and the Republicans are to blame for this bullshit.


      And this is a codephrase used by American Liberals to deflect criticism of their oppressive social policies. Don't bother trying it again, Political Correctness is an invention of the LEFT, not the right.

      I ask you, who controls PBS (the public entity that produces Sesame Street)? Christian right-wingers, or American Liberals? Yep, Liberals. The same people that take a Christian children's program, "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" and suck all the Christianity right out of it. To the point that when you tell people it was originally a Christian program, they are shocked.

      These same Liberals edit as much Christianity out of as many of the PBS-shown programs as possible. Don't believe me? Go out and buy a copy of the PBS distributed "Thomas the Tank Engine, Thomas' Christmas Wonderland." Other than the title, there isn't a mention of CHRISTMAS (A Christian Holiday) on the DVD. I get a big kick out of hearing Alec Baldwin (a huge huge huge American Liberal) narrate the story about "Thanksgiving" while all the characters tool around the screen in Santa hats and Wreathes.

      To sum up, Political Correctness is an invention of leftists and communists used to silence conservative and religious opposition. The American political left has total control over PBS (and Sesame Street), and the evidence is right there for anyone not too politically blinded to see it.

      PBS needs to be de-funded by the government and made to succeed or fail on it's own.

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    2. Re:place blame where it belongs by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Political Correctness is an invention of the LEFT, not the right.
      The right invented it, but they called it conformity - those on the sharp end usually called it repression. It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.
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    3. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think "PC nanny-stater" is a pretty accurate description for both the puritan right prudes, and the limp-wristed, fainting left.

      If the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it, but I expect it does since you got offended over nothing.

    4. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if you want to contribute to this debate, why don't you start by avoiding slogans created by one party to smear the other one? Both the Democrats and the Republicans are to blame for this bullshit.

      What kind of horse-shit statement is that? "Nanny state" is a codeword? People like YOU are to blame for this bullshit!

      Consider that you were just "offended" by the use of the phrase "nanny state." And then you AUTOMATICALLY assume that it is somehow tied to some political ploy of the "American right." Then you effectively BANNED IT FROM THE DEBATE.

      My god. There is a problem with logic, reasoning and debate in this country, and you just demonstrated it.

    5. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "PBS needs to be de-funded by the government and made to succeed or fail on it's own."


      Today's episode of right-wing lunacy brought to you by someone who can't tell its from it's. I know it's hard, it's mind-boggling, and it's obviously the left who invented English, but "its" is the possessive. "It's" is the contraction for it is, something even a 5 year old who watched Sesame Street in the 70s can master.
      And you're a fine one to talk about succeeding or failing on your own, the Republicans keep the military in corporate welfare pretty good, don't they?

    6. Re:place blame where it belongs by Kohath · · Score: 1

      But this isn't a left-vs-right issue. The right wing in the US has its very own "political correctness" (namely, conformance with Christian ideals)

      This is a fantasy. Even the most devout Christian knows he falls short of the ideal. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

      Also, what's the penalty for saying something "offensive" to a Christian? (None.) And how about when you say the same thing to a minority or a feminist? (You get sued for sexual harassment or lose your job or are generally forced, using government coercion, to shut up.)

      and its very own "nanny state" policies (ranging from school prayer to extrajudicial renditions).

      When was the last time a child was punished for not saying a prayer in school? Fifty years ago?

      As to your characterization of "extrajudicial renditions" as "nanny-state policies" ... I hated it when I was a kid and my nanny deported me. It was a major bummer because it was extrajudicial. The other kids' nannies had them deported too, but at least a court was involved. That made it OK. Those nannies sure were mean though.

      PC nanny staters" is usually a codeword used by the American right to complain about the American left.

      Specifically, it's for when leftists want to use government power to be everyone's mom.

      So, if you want to contribute to this debate, why don't you start by avoiding slogans created by one party to smear the other one? Both the Democrats and the Republicans are to blame for this bullshit.

      It's not a partisan issue. It's a philosophical one. The left (not "the Democrat Party", the left) looks at ordinary people as incapable. The ordinary folks can't take care of themselves and need the leftist to control things -- so the ordinary people can get health care and education and food and children can be raised. Without the leftists, ordinary people would die of starvation and leave their children to wander the streets fighting dogs for the contents of trash cans.

    7. Re:place blame where it belongs by m2943 · · Score: 1

      To sum up, Political Correctness is an invention of leftists and communists used to silence conservative and religious opposition.

      I didn't accuse the right of trying to impose "political correctnes", I accused the right of trying to do something equivalent: attempts to suppress discussion of, and criminalize, consensual private conduct, attempts to codify the ten commandments in law, attempts to ban abortion, attempts to misuse public funds to promote a Christian agenda, attempts to ban speech that is considered un-Christian, etc.

      These same Liberals edit as much Christianity out of as many of the PBS-shown programs as possible.

      Good! Religion of any kind has no place in publicly funded programming. I don't want a single one of my tax dollars to go towards promoting your lifestyle.

      PBS needs to be de-funded by the government and made to succeed or fail on it's own.

      I'm fine with that if, at the same time, we remove tax-exempt status for religious organizations and churches and stop giving grants to any organization (university, school, aid organization) with a religious affiliation. What about it? Do we have a deal?

    8. Re:place blame where it belongs by m2943 · · Score: 1

      I didn't accuse the right of trying to impose "political correctnes", I accused the right of trying to do something equivalent:

      Actually, I meant "analogous"; while I'm no particular friend of "political correctness", I consider the attempts by the religious right to impose their will on the nation unconstitutional, and the beliefs they espouse immoral and mentally disordered.

    9. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ! The GP perfectly describes a very real group of people who exist in many countries that think everything should be whitewashed, every sharp corner should be rounded, every fast thing should go slow, and no one word should be offensive to anyone ever.

      Hence PC Nanny Staters. It is YOU, parent, that pretended up the partisan political issue.

    10. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nanny state" is a perfectly legitimate term.

      Nanny: person who looks after children (replacing to some extent the parent)
      State: the government

      We have a generation of parents who for whatever reason have failed to properly raise thier children, leaving the state to fill in the gap. The state, having tasted power, rarely wants to give it up, and now intrudes into the lives of children whose parents _are_ raising them.

      Violations of individual liberties are evil regardless of whether they come from the left or the right. But the commonly understood meaning of "nanny state" violations is that they are being done "for your own good" or to "protect the children". Extrajudicial rendition is not a symptom of the nanny state, its a symptom of a police state. It is also not the topic of this thread - we're talking about how "protecting" the children is ruining the children. You're the one bringing left-right politics into the thread.

    11. Re:place blame where it belongs by m2943 · · Score: 1

      It's not a partisan issue. It's a philosophical one. The left (not "the Democrat Party", the left) looks at ordinary people as incapable.

      So does the political right; that's why the right is trying to restrict pornography, abortions, drug use, sex, sex education, not to mention numerous "smaller" issues.

      On both sides of the political spectrum, many people call for "the government to do something about it" when their fellow citizens aren't behaving the way they think they ought to behave. This needs to be stopped, both on the left and on the right, and it's actually a bigger problem on the right.

    12. Re:place blame where it belongs by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      I ask you, who controls PBS (the public entity that produces Sesame Street)? Christian right-wingers, or American Liberals? Yep, Liberals. The same people that take a Christian children's program, "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" and suck all the Christianity right out of it. To the point that when you tell people it was originally a Christian program, they are shocked.


      It's possible that they're "shocked" because the creators of "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" intentionally keep the religious and secular markets seperate. Now, that took me all of about 2 minutes to find out. Perhaps before you start making up imaginary conspiracy theories to support an absurd rant about liberals, perhaps you should make sure it's at least a tiny bit tougher to debunk. If you feel that this show should have a more overt Christian message, perhaps you should complain to the creator of the franchise, David Michel, rather than making up stories about the people who air his creation.
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    13. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The right wing in the US has its very own "political correctness" (namely, conformance with Christian ideals) and its very own "nanny state" policies (ranging from school prayer to extrajudicial renditions)."

      You've been brainwashed by liberal propaganda. The right wing does not care about religion. The school prayer and such like cases have been blown out of all proportion and are not representative. Nice of you to reveal your anti-Christian bigotry though!

    14. Re:place blame where it belongs by Kohath · · Score: 1

      So does the political right; that's why the right is trying to restrict pornography, abortions, drug use, sex, sex education, not to mention numerous "smaller" issues.

      This is cartoon analysis. Both sides agree on drug use. There have been no new laws on the rest.

      On both sides of the political spectrum, many people call for "the government to do something about it" when their fellow citizens aren't behaving the way they think they ought to behave.

      It's mostly leftists. And when leftists call for government intervention, it actually happens. The anti-smoking laws are the most obvious example. Lots of times, leftists get this stuff done using the courts -- with no democratic involvement at all.

      This needs to be stopped, both on the left and on the right, and it's actually a bigger problem on the right.

      Except the right hasn't passed any of these laws for 50 or 60 years. It was a bigger problem "on the right" 80 years ago. Not any more. (Also, "the right" had a different philosophy back then that isn't really the same as today's conservatism.)

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      Maybe we can agree on smaller government? Fewer laws regulating individual behavior. Fewer laws regulating corporations. Lower taxes and less government-enforced transfer from earners to consumers. That's what conservatism is.

      That's what folks on "the right" believe -- sometimes with one single exception for abortion. (Beliefs differ somewhat, but that's the core of conservatism.)

    15. Re:place blame where it belongs by m2943 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can agree on smaller government? Fewer laws regulating individual behavior. Fewer laws regulating corporations. Lower taxes and less government-enforced transfer from earners to consumers. That's what conservatism is.

      We can agree on smaller government, but that's not what conservatism is about. Conservatism is about conserving the past. And, true to its name, that means keeping established business and religious interests in power, while interfering with the free market and individual freedoms.

      US conservatives have overseen massive expansions of government spending, in particular on the military and various kinds of police agencies.

      US conservatives keep opposing legalizing assisted suicide, drugs, indecent speech, and consensual sexual acts. And US conservatives keep using our "Judeo-Christian heritage" as a justification for laws and policies.

      US conservatives hand out massive welfare to agricultural business and established industries in the form of huge subsidies, government services, and failure to account for costs that businesses imposes on society.

      US conservatives also hand out massive welfare to individuals in the form of subsidizing lifestyle choices like marriage and treating inheritance and gifts different from other business transactions.

      US conservatives (and this includes both many Republicans and many Democrats) trample on individual rights and individual freedoms, because that's the way it's always been and preserving what has always been is what conservatism is about.

      If you want to change these things, you're not a conservative, you're a liberal (or maybe a libertarian). But, of course, you really are a conservative, and you really are opposed to actual individual liberties.

    16. Re:place blame where it belongs by Kohath · · Score: 1
      Conservatism is about conserving the past

      This is incorrect. Conservatives know what they believe. Conservatives can say what they believe. No conservative would ever say "conservatism is about conserving the past". We aren't secretly thinking it either. It's simply an incorrect definition.

      Put down the dictionary and listen to what people actually say.

      And, true to its name, that means keeping established business and religious interests in power,

      Religious interests have no power. Business has less and less. The "establishment" is the government, education, and the media. The "establishment" is anti-conservative.

      ... while interfering with the free market ...

      This is 180 degrees wrong. Conservatism is pro free-market. It's like we're not even talking about the same thing at all.

      I'm talking about modern American Conservatism in the USA -- Ronald Reagan and Jack Kemp and Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.

      What country and time period are you talking about? I'm not really going to respond any more until this is cleared up. I think you might be talking about Europe or some time in the 1930s or something. It's truly strange.

    17. Re:place blame where it belongs by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      The left (not "the Democrat Party", the left) looks at ordinary people as incapable.


      You could change "left" and "democrat" to sysadim or "IT guy" and it would still be accurate. You've seen how the slashdot sysadmin crowd thinks of users.

      As it would if you changed it "slashdot libertarian". You've seen how the "slashdot libertarians" think that everyone except themselves are stupid.

      Without the leftists, ordinary people would die of starvation and leave their children to wander the streets fighting dogs for the contents of trash cans.


      That DID happen rather frequently in the past, even here in the US. The progressives did (and do) their best to put an end to that.

    18. Re:place blame where it belongs by m2943 · · Score: 1
      Put down the dictionary and listen to what people actually say.

      Yes, you should. From the American Heritage Dictionary:

      Conservatism: The inclination, especially in politics, to maintain the existing or traditional order.


      Religious interests have no power. Business has less and less.

      You're dreaming.

      This is 180 degrees wrong. Conservatism is pro free-market. It's like we're not even talking about the same thing at all.

      Conservatism likes to call what it stands for "pro free-market", but merely putting a free market label on it doesn't make it free market. In fact, conservatives in the US have been massively distorting the free market.

      I'm talking about modern American Conservatism in the USA -- Ronald Reagan and Jack Kemp and Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.

      So am I. Those people have been anti-free market and anti-liberty. Actually, for the most part, they were simply corrupt crooks.
    19. Re:place blame where it belongs by demi · · Score: 1

      Bill Bryson demonstrated pretty conclusively that the notion of "political correctness" was a made-up strategem by the right; and that nearly all the "examples" of political correctness in language were actually terms created to populate "humorous" lists promulgated by right-wing pundits. "Political correctness" is a complete strawman.

      --
      demi
    20. Re:place blame where it belongs by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      The right wing in the US has its very own "political correctness" (namely, conformance with Christian ideals)

      Christian ideals serve a functional purpose to society. This is quite often unknown to those who dismiss religion as superstition- the confuse debate about the source of the rules with the utility of the rules themselves. IE, "these rules came from the invisible sky wizard, but the invisible sky wizard doesn't exist, so we don't need to follow these rules."

      Let me make a computer analogy for a moment. Intel turns out thousands and thousands of microprocessers each week, all with the same design and fabrication process. However, there are factors beyond their control that affect the reliable operating speed of any individual processor.

      So they test each processor, sorting and selling them by the highest speed they can reliably operate at. They can do this because it only takes a second to test a processor.

      What if it took 21 years to test them? What would they do?

      They would have no responsible choice but to set the rated speed for all processors to the lowest ensurable speed. That might be as little as 1/4 of what it's capable of, but they can't discover that in any reasonable time frame. Such a process might result in a universal rating that's 1/3 below the average actual capability- but there's no other responsible way to do it with a 21 year testing cycle.

      "Christian Ideal" rules are set, and blamed on God, as a way to instill guidelines by which even the born-stupid can live modestly sucessful lives.

      The "Christian Ideal" rules that you denigrate are mostly the result of thousands of years of societal trial and error. They are rules designed to pass on the behavoirs that allow advanced societies- diligence, honesty, sexual restraint, etc. There are several other such values that escape me right now.

      The actual point of blaming these restrictions on "God" is that you can't argue with Him, and you can't fight with Him, and He supposedly knows everything- so you damn well better listen.

      The reason for needing "God" to enforce these rules is because understanding the utility of the rules is something children and young adults don't have the experience or education to understand. The need to obey the rules is something that must be taken on authority, because the young lack the prerequisites to grasp them.

      Hell, plenty of adults in their 40's-60's don't even understand the origin of the rules.

      The intelligent need (and always needed to) obey these rules to show societal leadership, and because there's no way to know if they have the capacity to safely deviate from them until a couple decades into their lives.

      Now I can't always support the specific implementation of any particular "Christian Ideal" rule, but in general, they are rules that enable and advance society- they are the rules that got us to where we are today, and we've only started to abandon them (foolishly) in the past couple of generations.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    21. Re:place blame where it belongs by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I've heard your line of BS before, but to tell you the truth, I don't need a belief in a mystical being to know the difference between right and wrong. Every christian I know seems to think that without god, nothing would keep me from being an unlawful, terrible human being. Somehow, though, I've managed just fine without god, thank you very little. Only people who are weak minded enough to NEED god to send them down the straight and narrow think this way. The rest of us know right from wrong, irrespective of the oppressive norms forced down society's throat by church.

    22. Re:place blame where it belongs by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Good IT guy analogy, except for one small difference; liberals think that people can't help themselves but at least they TRY to help them.

    23. Re:place blame where it belongs by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Only people who are weak minded enough to NEED god to send them down the straight and narrow think this way.

      Uh, yeah. So you pretty much agree with me? The way things are set up isn't for the guidance of the intelligent and properly raised, but for the stupid and the marginally to poorly raised.

      The need for the intelligent and properly raised to follow the same rules stems from the need to set an example for those unable to grasp right and wrong from a secular point of view.

      There's a pretty good chance that stupid + poorly raised + no fear of eternal consequences == burden on society (crook, welfare, etc). The christian ideals are there to keep such people behaving in a largely constructive way.

      You don't need the fear to do right, but others do. You don't need strict rules of sexual and relationship behavoir to prevent making burdensome offspring, but you do need to follow the same rules to set an example for those who aren't as capable as you.

      The rest of us know right from wrong, irrespective of the oppressive norms forced down society's throat by church.

      With respect to oppressive, I can't defend every implementation of the rules- and I said that up front.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    24. Re:place blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad... Yet another Liberal telling others what terms they should and should not use. Very ironic that it is actually found in a post about political correctness.

    25. Re:place blame where it belongs by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      You don't need the fear to do right, but others do. You don't need strict rules of sexual and relationship behavoir to prevent making burdensome offspring, but you do need to follow the same rules to set an example for those who aren't as capable as you.

      That's why as individualists, as seekers of the truth, we try to resist religious oppression as much as possible.
      When society retreats back into witch hunting... all is lost.

      Besides, aren't there already rules that are supposed to ensure well-being of society? They are called "laws", and even most stupid people know that it's not very pleasant to break them without good reason.

      There are many other flaws in your argument, which I wouldn't go into, but the whole idea that one is to conform contrary to ones belief because we need to "trick" the "stupid" people into conforming with the establishment is simply wrong, and sick, and contrary to all the principles that make humans human. We aren't slaves.

      --
      Don't quote me on this.
    26. Re:place blame where it belongs by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      There are many other flaws in your argument, which I wouldn't go into, but the whole idea that one is to conform contrary to ones belief because we need to "trick" the "stupid" people into conforming with the establishment is simply wrong, and sick, and contrary to all the principles that make humans human. We aren't slaves.

      That's not the only reason, but it's a better starting point than trying to convince people on slashdot that there are personal beneficial reasons for keeping one's dick in one's pants.

      I'll confess that I tailored the message to your average liberal slashdotter who thinks that support of their hedonistic indulgences should be the primary motivator in their voting choices.

      Easier to convince them that not everyone can handle it than maybe they shouldn't do it in the first place. If you accused me of slyly talking down to stewbacca (?), you'd be right more than accusing me of trying to trick stupid people.

      Besides, aren't there already rules that are supposed to ensure well-being of society? They are called "laws", and even most stupid people know that it's not very pleasant to break them without good reason.

      You can't legislate everything, and shouldn't- but that doesn't mean much of the world isn't trying now. I think it's safe to say that these past few decades have seen an astronomical increase in laws regarding personal behavoir and family matters.

      The reason for this increase is because social and religious pressures used to keep most people behaving in a manner that benefitted society. We have seen the breakdown of personal responsibility, the family unit and religion. Moreover, most people lately have been blind to the secular, humanist utility of those factors.

      Instead of trying to build back up those social (but non-law) structures that help keep society together, they prescribe an ever-increasing billet of laws that regulate every bit of behavoir. (Smoking, transfats, child discipline and so on).

      All these laws are now put in place because the old methods of ensuring these behavoirs has been dismissed as superstition and primitive- yet in their place we use the oppressive power of the state, which is far more inescapable than religion.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    27. Re:place blame where it belongs by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      We may agree, but it isn't CHRISTIAN ideals that keep our society together. Christianity is not the sole provider of morality, but christians act like it is, which is resentful to non-christians.

    28. Re:place blame where it belongs by Darby · · Score: 1


      Put down the dictionary and listen to what people actually say.


      Better than that, look at what they actually *do*

      "Conservatives" can say they're in favor of small government all they want, but as long as they keep voting Republican, the truth is obvious: They want the biggest government they can get...far bigger than the Democrats.

      So listening to liars tell the same old lies is pointless. Actions speak louder than words and the actions of "Conservatives" demonstrate absolutely what they actually do believe in and it's not at all what you keep claiming it is. If it were, then every relevant fact wouldn't contradict you which they currently do.


      Religious interests have no power. Business has less and less. The "establishment" is the government, education, and the media. The "establishment" is anti-conservative.


      OK, now you're just talking crazy.


      This is 180 degrees wrong. Conservatism is pro free-market. It's like we're not even talking about the same thing at all.

      I'm talking about modern American Conservatism in the USA -- Ronald Reagan and Jack Kemp and Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.


      OK, you're way over the rainbow now.
      Ronald Reagan was in charge of *the single largest expansion in the US government in history, and was a fascist who funded terrorist training and death squads apart from selling crack on the side to pay for all of this in direct violation of the law.

      Gingrich? Limbaugh?

      Seriously, dude, actions speak louder than words. You might want to actually look at what those corporate welfare queens actually did rather than spout nonsense based solely on the lies they told to fool idiots.

      Because if you actually did believe in any of the things you just claimed to then those would be the last people you'd point to as good examples.

      This complete inability of "conservatives" to separate their Reagan masturbation fantasies from the real world is epidemic and truly frightening.

    29. Re:place blame where it belongs by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      It always cracks me up when some atheist on an Internet forum sites himself as evidence that not believing in God has no impact on a person's morality.

      I've never met you. How do I know you're not some totally awful, awful person?

      -jimbo

    30. Re:place blame where it belongs by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I was an atheist. My character matters not in this discussion because there are millions of people who are perfectly good citizens that don't rely on religion to give them direction. The fact that I am one of them is purely anecdotal. I don't need religion to know that sleeping with my neighbor's wife is wrong, or that murdering somebody is reprehensible. Doing these acts makes one a failure of society, regardless of the religion. I have a crazy church friend that asked me what is keeping me from committing sin, when there are no repercussions if I don't believe in the bible? The answer is simple: right and wrong are not a monopoly of the church. Also, I'm a strong enough person that I don't NEED a stupid set of rules set by old white men thousands of years ago to run my life successfully. Why is this so hard for the religious zealots to understand?

  30. Parenting by Proxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The trouble is, regardless of what children's program you decide to allow your children to watch, you need to be there with them anyway. This statement has been made time and time again but no one seems to listen. I always thought of shows like Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, Mr.Wizard, Eureka's Castle, Pinwheel, Square One, The Electric Company, and a host of others as something that I could watch with my parents when I was younger. Honestly, they enjoyed it too because it gave us something to do as a family. The television is not a damn babysitter for chrissake!

    Furthermore, truth is truth. The lessons taught by Sesame Street almost four decades ago still ring true today. Counting from one to ten, the alphabet, and Grover's spatial relations (near, far) aren't dated, they're classic. This is yet another example of individuals not wanting to take responsibility for their own actions and leaving it up to the government or similar-level authorities to decide how we should live life. And they have. So what if Cookie Monster had a pipe? Didn't look like he was actually smoking it. Kids knew better in my day anyway. Smoking is bad. Our parents only had to say it once and we listened--mostly because if they caught you smoking you got the crap beaten out of you and you didn't do it. It wasn't fucking abuse...it was discipline! That's not a dirty word! I should also point out that we were smart enough back then to know you couldn't eat a pipe, drop an anvil on someone's head and have them...you know...not die, or paint a picture of a tunnel on a rock and drive through it. Children are smarter than you think...and those very few who would perform these actions are merely subject to Darwin's Law.

    If I (or anyone) had been told fifteen or more years ago what society was going to be like today, I do believe it would be scarier than anything the Cold War threw at us as we've gradually slid down the slippery slope of political correctness into an abysmal darkness where no longer can anyone do anything without worrying how it affects just one (or few) individual(s) thoughts, feelings, or condition.

    I hate what our society has become. Take some damned responsibility (you lazy-ass fucktards) before 1984 really does arrive!

  31. Cause by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I don't see any kids playing in the streets, ever, republican or otherwise. What are the causes behind this?"

    Video games, every kid having their own computer, dvd, etc. Being "sent to your room" is no longer punishment - the real task is to get them to come out except for meals.

    1. Re:Cause by MayonakaHa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You'd think that.. but then I learned by way of my much younger cousin that sometimes that ends up being the result and not the cause. As a young child his mother and father were both over protective, he always wanted to go outside and play but they were afraid of him being hurt, getting sick, etc. He developed a lot of allergies and had skin conditions due to not developing resistance to every day things. His skin and allergies have cleared up, but his desire to go out into the world has effectively been quashed. He now always wants to stay inside, play video games, watch tv, etc.

    2. Re:Cause by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Video games, every kid having their own computer, dvd, etc. Being "sent to your room" is no longer punishment - the real task is to get them to come out except for meals.

      Go to your room, and I'm revoking your DHCP lease for the next 3 hours!
    3. Re:Cause by LionKimbro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think there's some truth to that, but--

      My own daughter, 6, while having a computer in her room and playing video games, still wants to play outside.

      I want to let her. Her mom and aunt, however, go into convulsions whenever she's outside. Where does this society of convulsions come from?

      When I was 6, just 24 years ago, I could go down to the end of the street and back, without anyone freaking out. When I was 8, I could go for miles.

      What happened?

      How is it that my daughter's mom and her aunt, both who grew up not in the US, but in Colombia, freak out whenever Sakura goes outside? (Sakura basically doesn't even consider it these days, "she knows the rules.") And it's not just them, but practically everyone?

      I thank God her school lets the kids go outdoors, and to the creek. (They even have chickens and a peacock; It's really cool. I'm very fortunate.)

    4. Re:Cause by stevenvi · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points, that's the funniest quote I've seen in a while.

    5. Re:Cause by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bingo! About 5 years ago I was dating this girl and met some of her family. Her aunt has a son who at the time was 13-14 years old who came into the room and asked to be driven down the street to his friends house. My first question was why not ride a bike? To my surprise (and I know my face gave it away lol) his mom responds that he has to wear a helmet to ride his bike so he doesn't ride it. WTF? He has to wear a helmet to ride a bike 3 blocks in the suburbs? Tell me this is some cruel joke. I started to say something about how when I was his age riding a bike w/o a helmet was probably the safest thing my friends and I did, but how they raise their son is really none of my business.

    6. Re:Cause by kc2keo · · Score: 0

      Go to your room, and I'm revoking your DHCP lease for the next 3 hours!
      If the kids smart enough he can just assign himself a static IP, DNS, and subnet manually.

      Going back on topic... I'm currently 21yrs old. When I was growing up my brother and I lived in a mid sized house in a secluded wooded area. Most of the time I would go outside and go bike riding, sleding, and building my fort in the woods. We were lucky enough to have a swimming pool too. Most of the time I would hate staying inside very long. When I turned 10 my parents got a computer that my brother and I could use but it was only an offline computer with Win3.1 on it. We also had NES and Atari. DOS Gaming was very enjoyable along with console gaming. My mother worried about us getting ticks in the woods and poisen ivy and we did get that. However I never had any allergies and I still do not because I think my body built an immunity to it. Our water was also well water and it was hard.

      At present I spend most of my time indoors using the computer and hardly exercise. I don't hang out with anybody after school either. Most of the exercise I get is walking to classes from my car. Now I'm starting to get back into shape again. I'm not fat either but I want to build up my muscles.

    7. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't see any kids outside ever -- I'm a European living in the U.S., and this absence of kids on the street is by far the weirdest and creepiest thing about this country, to my eyes. I don't think it's because of computers and DVDs and such; kids in Western Europe have access to those things, too, but they also want to go out, go cycling in the woods, kick a ball in the street, etc. American culture in general is saturated with fear. Compare the reactions to 9/11 and the bombings in London, or just try living on both sides of the Atlantic for a while and you'll simply *feel* the difference.

      When I was 5, I walked to kindergarten. By myself. One year later, I started going to school, which was farther away -- one mile each way. I rode my bike, again by myself. And today, more than 30 years later, that's still how things work over there, but here, people freak out at the very idea. But then, hey, why am I surprised, this being a country that finds it necessary to build a monstrous nuclear-armed army, in a world that is almost entirely benevolent or at least neutral towards them, and then pick fights with third world countries left and right? Nobody is more afraid of bullying than the bully himself...

        - Thomas

    8. Re:Cause by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Go to your room, and I'm revoking your DHCP lease for the next 3 hours!
      If the kids smart enough he can just assign himself a static IP, DNS, and subnet manually. Exactly! That's why it's such a good way to do it. "I am disabling your use of the following mechanism. If you can learn what it does and how you can do without it, then you will learn something useful".
    9. Re:Cause by kc2keo · · Score: 0

      Good point! I did not think of it that way when I responded. That is exactly how I used to view things when I was in grade school. Normally when I saw something that was blocked such as certain web sites I felt challenged to figure out how it worked so I can bypass the filter.

      Of course later I learned the hard way that it was the wrong environment for me to tamper with settings and such and I got in trouble with the school IT administration eventually once I got caught. That said... there is a right and a wrong place for this type of behaviour. School was not the right place and home was. Problem was that I did not have anything close to the schools large network. So my playground was limited... Today I will NEVER attempt anything that's against some computer policy without explicit permission.

      So with that said I think it would be wise to teach your child not to tamper with equipment at the school or any other main public place. Laws are getting stricter and should you get caught breaking one it may be considered a felony and look bad on your record for future employers. As for getting your kid curious forcing him to learn what DHCP is and how to set his network info manually is a good thing.

      Sorry for my shitty grammar :-(... I am rushing this post... Its not like my Karma can get much worse than it is. That is there's anything lower than Bad.

    10. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened? Slavery and the conflict of different cultures resulting inequality on land distribution and wealth resulting sequence of uprisings resulting the war on communism resulting the war on drugs resulting kidnappings, crime and political instability happened. Northern America seeded fear in the Southern America. Now Northern America reaps the resulting harvest.

    11. Re:Cause by iphayd · · Score: 1

      Oh come on now, just raise the rate for the lease. $1/day sounds reasonable, right?

    12. Re:Cause by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      and no, looking it up on the internet is not an option [smirk]

    13. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You sound eminently sensible, which means I'm at a loss to explain why you named your daughter "Sakura".

    14. Re:Cause by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 1

      One of the funniest gaming moment I ever had was playing WoW with my roommate and his family (father, younger brother and sister) from back home, and all of us on Vent. Suddenly his younger brother says in a very exasperated tone "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE OUR INTERNET SHUT OFF IN TWO MINUTES!!!" His father had the router set up to automatically shut off their access between midnight and 6am, otherwise he would spend way too much time playing games. The sister, who was in the same boat also started to get very distressed, at which point me and my roommate just laughed our asses off.

      Of course me and my roommate are both comp sci majors, and both of his parents were comp sci majors, so there was quite a bit of technical knowledge around. Now the parents that have to rely on their kids to configure their routers... they probably have a harder time. My dad would just unplug my ethernet drop when I was living at home and he wanted me off the net.

    15. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Go to your room, and I'm revoking your DHCP lease for the next 3 hours!"

      This is very, very sad. I actually DO this to my kids when they are in trouble.

    16. Re:Cause by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It's the law now in Ontario that kids have to wear helmets on their bikes. Although I'm not sure if any kid or their parents have ever been charged under this law. Once you're 16, you don't have to wear a helmet, they figure you can make up your own mind. Although I grew up in the times of no helmets, and still can't believe that skiers other than olympic racers wear helmets, I think that helmets on bikes isn't that bad of an idea. They aren't uncomfortable, and don't really impede your riding ability or field of vision at all. I knew kids who used to play war with pellet guns. Just because kids used to do stupid things, doesn't mean we should keep on letting kids do stupid things. The real problem wasn't that the kid had to wear a helmet, but that he was too self conscious to ride his bike 3 blocks with the helmet.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    17. Re:Cause by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in Canada, and see a lot of the same. In my neighbourhood, there is a lot of kids, and a lot of families. I know this because I see them in the elevator, and on the bus. However we have an 18 month old that we take to the park quite a bit, at least every other day, and are surprised how few kids are at the park. Once in a while we'll see one or two other kids at the park, but many days we go there, and there's absolutely no one. I'm not sure what all these kids are doing, whether they are staying inside all day or what, but I feel sorry for the kids, because they must have really boring lives.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    18. Re:Cause by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Do it and I encrypt your porn stash and work emails!

      Remember, the average teenager knows more about computers than the average parent.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    19. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare the reactions to 9/11 and the bombings in London

      I think you have a point there. I wasn't in London for the 7/7 bombings but later on during the failed bombings a few weeks later and the attitude was more annoyance of having to find replacement travel since the tube system was closed. People here are quite relaxed about these things. The government is becoming a bit too much but most of the general population seem to take the threat of terrorism very level-headedly.

    20. Re:Cause by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      The real problem wasn't that the kid had to wear a helmet, but that he was too self conscious to ride his bike 3 blocks with the helmet. No shit. I would have told him to put his fucking helmet on or walk.
    21. Re:Cause by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      1. Amber & I love anime and Japanese, and always wanted to name a daughter Sakura.

      2. It's a temporary name; When she's 13, Sakura gets to decide what she wants her name to be, and we'll go to the courts.

      3. Presently, Sakura really likes her name.

      Funny story: A family friend told her Japanese friend that we named our daughter Sakura. She started crying: She had really wanted to name her daughter Sakura, but reasoned, "I'm in America, so I will give her an American name." She had gone with Lisa, or something like that.

    22. Re:Cause by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      Your observation is correct, but I think you're mistaken as to cause. Your history is also askew. When the nuclear arsenal was stockpiled, the world was not as you describe. Or don't you remember that there used to be two Germanys? There have been recent noises about updating the warheads with new designs, but contrary to your guesswork a great many here felt that to be very unnecessary. (I don't believe it's been reported on recently either. That means either that it isn't being done, or that the media has lost interest. It alarms me that I have only now realized I don't know which is the case.)

      It wasn't that long ago that the US was the same as you describe Europe to be. What changed wasn't the direction of our foreign policy. We behaved much the same then as we do now. Then we had better reason for it: we were confronting the Soviet Union the same way they confronted us, through proxies, because neither side dared confront the other directly. Thank God neither side was crazy enough to do that. It was a bad mistake not to end our interventionist habits with the Cold War, but the fact is we didn't, and it represented no real change.

      What changed, as far as I can tell, is that for the first time we have in charge of this country a generation that has never been through hard times. They came to expect, beyond all reason, that the world should be a safe place, and became horrified at the idea that anything, even the most commonplace of childhood activities, could pose some kind of risk that they began to enfold their world in bubble-wrap.

      No one wants a child to take extraordinary risks, but a certain level of risk is an absolutely normal part of growing up, and an essential one. Doing things independently of their parents, and taking chances that are not quite safe but pulling yourself through anyway -- or failing and suffering the consequences -- impart lessons that can't be learned any other way. I have the scars to prove it.

      So we have these paradoxes. In California it is now illegal for a child to use a skateboard -- a skateboard! -- without a helmet. What kind of insanity involves the police in children's games? And at the same time, we have the rise of "Extreme Sports", where the amount of risk involved is raised to idiotic heights. Not only there, but a simple YouTube search for videos on the subject of "pain" and "ownage" will yield a variety of young male idiots, deprived throughout their younger years of the experience of minor risk, destroying themselves in various entertaining ways that only a professional daredevil would have attempted years ago. Their upbringings have not prepared them to evaluate risk in a sensible way, and its lack has left them desperate for the stimulation it brings. As with any natural urge suppressed for too long, when it is allowed to emerge it does so in strange and twisted ways.

      On a national level, when our bubble of safety is pierced, panic ensues. Not to minimize the tragedy of 9/11, but far, far worse things have happened in the world. Some of them have been done by us. Nowhere else did it cause an entire country the size of ours to grind to a halt. For much of my childhood, terrorist bombings were a frequent occurrence in London, yet London spectacularly failed to shut itself down because of them. To the generation then in charge, who had lived through the Battle of Britain, it was almost nothing by comparison, and they seem to have passed that attitude on to their descendants. Good for them! And how sad for us.

      I'm sure that part of it is the fact that we've suffered no significant invasion of our home soil since the War of 1812. Or the War Between the States if you live south of the Mason-Dixon line. (In WWII Hawaii and Alaska's Aleutian islands were both attacked by the Japanese, but were not yet states.) Things like bombing, invasions, destruction of homes and infrastructure, happened Elsewhere, to Other People -- but not to Us. It's easy to feel insouciant about Other People. But when that assumption is abruptly shown to be invalid, there's bound to be a certain amount of shock. It's time for the US to realize that it's not special, or that if it ever was it's not anymore.

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    23. Re:Cause by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I don't have a kid, but if I did, and he was young enough to be "sent to his room," there certainly wouldn't be a computer, video game, or TV in there, even if it was "his" system.

    24. Re:Cause by Atriqus · · Score: 1

      How could he? The lease was revoked!

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    25. Re:Cause by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well Sakura is a plant and all, tons of girls named after plants here... Just be hopeful that Naruto runs it's course before she gets to much older or she'll get teased for the actions of that Sakura with her classmates... ;)

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    26. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every generation is going to get smarter on the "computer grounding". When I was in my teens, my father thought that he could ground me by taking away the power cord to my Apple II. Little did he realize that the power cord for the dot matrix printer was identical :-)

    27. Re:Cause by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Every generation is going to get smarter on the "computer grounding". When I was in my teens, my father thought that he could ground me by taking away the power cord to my Apple II. Little did he realize that the power cord for the dot matrix printer was identical :-)
      It's worth considering that maybe you learned the lesson you were supposed to be learning after all...
    28. Re:Cause by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      Sakura ran to me one day, and brought me over to her computer.

      "Daddy! It's me!" she shouted, pointing at a Cartoon Network website for Naruto, pointing at a female character. "It's me! They put me in there!"

      I smiled and said, "Yah! That's awesome! They really do think of everything, don't they!"

      When I made the decision to name her Sakura, the only anime character in my mind was the niece of Cherry, a miko. Then she was a Card Captor, and now it seems a Naruto character.

      Sakura calls these people her "sisters inside." I am happy with this. Amber and I call her our "Ai no mizutamari," (because she is more than just a single drop,) and "our little cherry blossom, who ain't so little anymore."

      How's that for saccharine? :)

    29. Re:Cause by servognome · · Score: 1

      And today, more than 30 years later, that's still how things work over there, but here, people freak out at the very idea.
      There are many places where it is still like that in the US.

      But then, hey, why am I surprised, this being a country that finds it necessary to build a monstrous nuclear-armed army, in a world that is almost entirely benevolent or at least neutral towards them, and then pick fights with third world countries left and right?
      Yeah European countries don't have nuclear weapons, nor do they ever have violent disputes in smaller nations around the world
      Just because it isn't on CNN, doesn't mean it isn't happening in places like Africa. The only reason Iraq is such a big deal is because it is bigger and richer than places like the Ivory Coast.
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  32. sissyfication of America by freitasm · · Score: 1

    Sissyfication of America... I mean, c'mon folks, there's too much Political Correctness in this world. I think irony, sarcasm, a bit of rough play is not bad.

    In the UK and some states the U.S. children are not allowed to play tag in school grounds anymore. Yesterday we took our toddler to the park and under the slide and swings there are rubber floors. AS I said to the in-laws, 40 years ago I had no problems falling on the ground and finding my knee scratched.

    We didn't die because of those Sesame St episodes, did we?

    What a bunch of crap...

    1. Re:sissyfication of America by Dreamstalker_wolf · · Score: 1

      Down near my grandparents' house, there used to be a massive wooden playground (I was always greatly amused by the location--next to a cemetery). No rubber or plastic anywhere; the beams and planks were weather-sealed, but still splintered (I had a pair of "playground gloves" in the car to ward off the 3-inch spears that would sometimes crop up). None of these silly rubber mats on the ground, just mulch. In the summer there was a risk of burning yourself on the metal slides/poles/chains/etc.. Every time we went would be hordes of kids there.

      2 years ago, we drive past the spot and note that the wonderful wood playground had been torn down, replaced by a weirdly out-of-place candy-colored plastic unit that took up a tenth of the space (if even that). Even at the height of the good weather, it's completely deserted now.

  33. Risk aversion? by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Protect the children from everything, then send them to Iraq to die.

    Sounds like a plan to me :).

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    1. Re:Risk aversion? by couchslug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Protect the children from everything, then send them to Iraq to die.

      I've wondered throughout my military career if society isn't setting some of its young people up for PTSD by smothering them instead of expecting them to learn and cope.

      Anyone under 30 with some feedback?

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    2. Re:Risk aversion? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, one might even wonder if that is happening in the services now as well... For instance, I was absolutely stunned to see that ladders are now being used to *help* recruits out of the backs of trucks. The recruits line up, hand their weapon to someone already on the ground and step out of the back of the truck and down the ladder. What happened to securing your weapon and hopping out of the back? Learn how to jump Marine!

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    3. Re:Risk aversion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ITT we use an obscure acronym as the subject of our point, don't mention what the fuck it means, and then expect feedback from people.

    4. Re:Risk aversion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PTSD is actually a very common acronym.

      Post-traumatic stress disorder. Which is much more commonly referred to by non-shrinks as PTSD.

      Crack open a book now and then, sheesh.

    5. Re:Risk aversion? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      We don't even need Iraq. We can send our troops to clean up Detroit.

    6. Re:Risk aversion? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and apparently they're using these body armour shields in helmets instead of just biting down on some leather and cauterizing the wound with the cigarette they were chomping on as they mowed down bad guys with a minigun. What a bunch of pussies!

    7. Re:Risk aversion? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      ITT we use an obscure acronym as the subject of our point, don't mention what the fuck it means, and then expect feedback from people.
      Indeed. Now explain what the fuck "ITT" means.
    8. Re:Risk aversion? by reboot246 · · Score: 1
      I'm also wondering the same thing, but with a different perspective. I wonder if we're setting them up for PTSD even if they never see combat. After coddling the little ankle-biters while they're growing up, real life could be such a shock to them that they don't stand a chance of getting through it. Childhood should be a time of learning, and that learning should include some real experiences like losing at games, getting scraped knees, getting in a fight, falling, getting sick, and other assorted "bad" things. You do a child a disservice by over-protecting them.

      I feel sorry for today's younger generation. And I fear for the world my grandchildren are growing up in.

    9. Re:Risk aversion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a plan to me :).

      Didn't you mean

      Sounds like a plan to me (:.
      ?
    10. Re:Risk aversion? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Learn how to jump Marine!"

      Wow.
      I'd rather develop the instinct for jumping with weapon in hand from a non-burning truck that isn't being shot at.

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    11. Re:Risk aversion? by Ancil · · Score: 5, Informative

      Full combat gear during World War 2:
      35 pounds

      Full combat gear in Iraq, 2007:
      80 pounds

      The soldiers have also gotten heavier. Unfortunately, ankles are still built about the same.

    12. Re:Risk aversion? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Mod up. A soldier with a broken ankle from jumping out the back of a truck isn't going to waste very many bad guys.

    13. Re:Risk aversion? by BWJones · · Score: 1, Informative

      *VERY* good point.

      From Army Logistician. May-June 2004.

      A study of the combat loads carried by 82d Airborne Division soldiers in Afghanistan found that the loads were too heavy. The study--evidently the first study of battlefield combat loads since one conducted by the Marine Corps in 1942--was sponsored by the Center for Army Lessons Learned at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, and led by Lieutenant Colonel Charles Dean, the Army's liaison to the institute for Soldier Nanotechnologies at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

      Field Manual 21-18, Foot Marches, which was issued in 1990, set the maximum weights that soldiers should carry as combat loads--

      * Fighting load: 48 pounds. (A fighting load includes a weapon, bayonet, clothing, helmet, loadbearing equipment, and ammunition.)

      * Approach march load: 72 pounds. (This load adds a lightly loaded rucksack.)

      * Emergency approach march load: 120 to 150 pounds. (This load adds a larger rucksack.)

      The average soldier in the study carried a fighting load of 63 pounds, or 36 percent of the average soldier's body weight of 175 pounds, before a rucksack was added. The average approach march load was 96 pounds, or 55 percent of average body weight. The emergency approach march load averaged 127 pounds, or 73 percent of average body weight.

      The study found that--

      * Soldiers have greater capabilities, but the increase in capabilities has increased the weight soldiers must carry.

      * Less essential items now carried by soldiers should be carried in vehicles.

      * Body armor should be lighter.

      * Load carriage needs to be improved.

      * Climate and terrain can exhaust soldiers carrying heavy loads. In Afghanistan, for example, daytime temperatures during the period of the study (springtime) reached 116 degrees Fahrenheit and nighttime temperatures were frigid.

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    14. Re:Risk aversion? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Protect the children from everything, then send them to Iraq to die.

      Nice spin, unfortunately for you it is just that, spin. They aren't children when they go to war and they voluntarily sign up for the military knowing that "war" is in the job description. If they don't want to face the possibility of dying in a war scenario they shouldn't sign up. Acting like they are snatched from their mother's home in the middle of the night and put on a plane to a war-torn area of the world is spin that you should be ashamed of.

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    15. Re:Risk aversion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you were probably joking, but I can answer this one, actually: it's not so much the possibility of accidental discharge, which is remote even under duress, but the issue of needless ankle/knee injuries. A ladder, small change in doctrine and not so small loss in panache are an acceptable trade in the name of injury prevention, especially in non-critical situations. So yes, risk averse - but with discretion and prudence, that, too, has its place.

      Semper Fi, Marine.

    16. Re:Risk aversion? by mikael · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:Risk aversion? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Maybe "In Those Times"?

    18. Re:Risk aversion? by reboot246 · · Score: 1
      True, but aren't these soldiers the very same ones who were kids just a few years ago? They grew up in the 80s and 90s, and many were subjected to political correctness and risk avoidance back then. I would like to see the statistics state by state. I believe you would find that most are from states that were "ahead of their time" as far as PC, etc. goes. My own son was born in 1981 here in Alabama, and even then I could see what was happening in other, "more progressive" states.

      I know plenty of Viet Nam vets, several Korean War vets, and a few WWII vets. They didn't have anywhere near the trouble as this generation at war. The problem of PTSD has been progressively getting worse with each generation. War is not a pleasant experience under the best of circumstances, but it is possible to make it through alive and mentally okay.

      Did you see the report by the Congressional Research Service the other day about how, in certain years, we've lost more soldiers in peacetime than in some of the years in Iraq? http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf

    19. Re:Risk aversion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "in this thread"

      lurk moar newfag

    20. Re:Risk aversion? by poormanjoe · · Score: 1

      I guess under 30 was smothered big sarge? My dad, and grandfather worked harder in their lives than anyone i have seen work in the army thus far. Why? So we could grow up in a neighborhood where car-jackings and drive-bys didn't occur. So to goto Afghanistan with a combat engineer battalion and have mortors blow up next to me is not the cause of any PTSD I *might* have....it was my fathers love of his offspring.

      A: The military promotes rif-raf right off the street.

      Q: Whats wrong with the military?

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    21. Re:Risk aversion? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Maybe YOU weren't smothered, but it is certainly common, and as a G.I. you will have seen the results in others even if you led a much different life. Working hard for ones family of course does not equal smothering them.

      I used the age cutoff because the old farts wouldn't be a valid sample of recent child-rearing which is more often in a PC environement, not as an insult to younger troops.

      "A: The military promotes rif-raf right off the street.

      Q: Whats wrong with the military?"

      Good point. How would you change Basic and the promotion process to fix this?

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  34. Richard Scary books edited as well by swb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found a web site with detailed photos of changes done to Richard Scary illustrated children's books. It was fairly minor, but I consider it political correctness run amok in most instances (changes to gender roles, elimination of smoking, etc).

    I've made an effort to find used children's books where I can, particularly pre-1970s, as these are unlikely to have been edited and also tend to show a wider range of behaviors and experiences (such as shooting & hunting and other "dangerous" behavior).

    One of the few bright spots have been the original Curious George books; we've bought them new and they still show George and/or the Man in The Yellow Hat smoking a pipe. We've bought some of the new ones illustrated in the style of curious George and the only thing that seems to be altered are more non-white characters, which occasionally seem out of place in an apparently 1940s America.

    Although in "Curious George at the Baseball Game" there's what I presume is an unintentionally ironic bit of multiculturalism -- George wreaks havoc at a ballgame and gets in trouble with a TV camera woman. She chases him and he hides, and then finds a lost little black boy. The TV camera woman catches them and then realizes the boy is lost and puts their images on the Jumbotron.

    The irony is in the caption on the Jumbotron reads "IS THIS YOU BOY OR YOUR MONKEY?", with both George and the boy on the screen. A racist wouldn't have written it better on purpose.

  35. Quite depressing... by kermit1221 · · Score: 1

    Part of me just died a little.

  36. Appropreate comic for the occation by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    This Parking Lot is Full comic seems quite appropreate given the subject matter.

    For those who haven't seen it before, The Parking Lot is Full is a classic work of black humor.

    1. Re:Appropreate comic for the occation by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Wow. I just went through the whole archive. Rarely have I feel so disturbed. I guess I'm not one for black humor. Still, I read it all.

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    2. Re:Appropreate comic for the occation by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      A cold shower might be in order. PLIF is admittedly fairly extreme humor, but it has some high points. Chicken.

  37. H is for... by certsoft · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they included the "H is for Homicide" skit from Family Guy?

  38. The three powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Three great powers rule the world: greed, fear, and stupidity." -- Mark Twain.

    I will add that the bad decisions of stupid people have a directly harmful impact on everyone around them (stupid or otherwise). So, I pass judgment on the stupid, and offer then little sympathy.

    One last point: simply believing one's self to be intelligent doesn't make one intelligent. Active and ongoing mental exercise, and study, make one intelligent. Unfortunately, these things are not popular in our culture.

  39. Gods... by firstojune · · Score: 1

    ... the world becomes dumber and dumber as time goes by. Buncha brainturds.

  40. yes, they removed the pipe and gave him a shotgun by taxman_10m · · Score: 2, Funny

    But then released yet another version where they removed the shotgun and replaced it with a flashlight.

  41. Just wait... by BlueParrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and so, Romeo and Juliet lived happily ever after.

    Hey, if they can do it to H.C. Andersen and the Grimm Brothers, they can do it to Shakespeare...

    1. Re:Just wait... by k31bang · · Score: 1

      ...and so, Romeo and Juliet lived happily ever after.

      Hey, if they can do it to H.C. Andersen and the Grimm Brothers, they can do it to Shakespeare..


      Damn right they can! Though R(T)&J's kids might have a few birth defects. :-)
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    2. Re:Just wait... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      What do you mean wait? The Hunchback of Notre Dame now has a happy ending.

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    3. Re:Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, Hans Christian Andersen, whose "Little Mermaid" ends with an exhortation to little kids to always be nice, or else those poor ghost-mermaids with no souls won't get into heaven.

      And the Brothers Grimm, whose fairy tales were dark and horrible to scare little kids into societal conformity.

      I'm surprised that non-conformist, generally atheist Slashdot puts that kind of stuff up on a pedestal!

    4. Re:Just wait... by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Don't you threaten me like that. If Romeo and Juliet are still alive, that means there's a possibility for Hollywood to make a sequel.

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    5. Re:Just wait... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what other Disney movie involves a bishop a) giving instructions on more efficient torture (and there's nothing 'implied' about it), and b) announcing his intention to rape and kill a woman?

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    6. Re:Just wait... by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      Or history.

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  42. A is for Anecdote by Bieeanda · · Score: 3, Informative
    This reminds me of when PBS was tightening its belt, and making noises about cutting back on Sesame Street's budget. One of the people in charge looked the bigwigs straight in the eye and said:

    "Okay. Tell me which letter of the alphabet you want me to fire."

    They got the message, and everyone's favorite slum got a reprieve.

    Frankly, I'm glad (and a little surprised) that they just didn't get rid of those old skits. A lot has changed since they were first filmed.

    1. Re:A is for Anecdote by MorePower · · Score: 1

      "Okay. Tell me which letter of the alphabet you want me to fire."

      That doesn't make any sense. The letters were the sponsors of the show, you can't fire them!
      Obviously what they needed was some more sponsors, like maybe from the Greek alphabet, or Chinese characters or something.

    2. Re:A is for Anecdote by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Sesame street is a huge profitable enterprise. What do they need taxpayer subsidies for?

    3. Re:A is for Anecdote by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Sesame Street is a huge profitable enterprise.....now. There was a time, before Sesame Street on Ice, before Tickle me Elmo, before Sesame Street this and that, that it wasn't.

  43. It doesn't change anything! by janrinok · · Score: 1

    Many comments in this thread are complaining about how their children cannot now watch Sesame Street. Why not? You can show the video to your children if you wish. Perhaps the restrictions will prevent your children from personally buying the DVD, but there is nothing to stop you from buying it and letting them watch it - or is there? Have American rules now become so petty that someone can dictate how you bring up your own children? I think that if this changes anything its because nobody has the balls to make a choice regarding how they bring up their children. Sesame Street didn't harm you and all you have to do is now make a decision for yourself and get on with your life.

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  44. The Electric Company, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently checked "The best of the electric company" out of my local library, and it had two scenes that made me say "wow, that would never get made today":

    1) Bill Cosby smoking a (real! lit!) cigar. I believe it was during a game show loosely based on You Bet Your Life.
    2) Morgan Freeman talking about how bad he needed a cigarette.

  45. pre-teen wasteland by xPsi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, what this "warning label" is really doing is sending a message to the millions of kids-now-adults who grew up with Sesame Street in the 70s: "we have analyzed what this stuff did to you and it ain't pretty." (even if they didn't do the analysis -- which I doubt they did -- that's still the undertone). Gee, thanks! On that note, I can say that gobbling tobacco pipes is really not as uncomfortable as it looks. This generation's award-winning children's programming is the next's NC-17 controversy.

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  46. Dontcha Put It In Your Mouth by Sibko · · Score: 1

    This submission reminded me of an old Canadian public service announcement:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EouPjJLub2c

    Oh, and don't forget to watch this one

  47. We pulled the plug by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    years ago on this once wonderful show, I'm 43 and I can remember watching this with my little sister and brother but today the show seem more like an eduction in double speak and lowest common denominator then the three R's. It's a shame this crap has crept into every kids show on the air and we gave up last month. I'm now saving $60.00 buckas a month and we rent or purchase what we want the kids to watch. Your loss PBS, ABC, NBC, CBS. My only regret is loosing Discovery and TLC.

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  48. Diamond Age by king-manic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I sort of like the idea that great people require "interesting upbringings" and the heavily filtered world we give to kids these days will just make more sheeple. You really do need to teach your kids more then to read, write and simple math. Much of the old stories (brothers grim and other fables) had violence, death, and loss. I think it might scare your children but when they grow up they need to deal with violence, death and loss. Thus they need soem grounding in how to deal with these. The vacuous entertainment they are presented is just too empty.

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    1. Re:Diamond Age by blueworm · · Score: 1

      If kids don't learn a lot about violence, death, and loss, I wager it'll prepare people more for a career in murder. Without first fully experiencing the complex emotions behind these concepts, I would imagine killing would actually be easier at first, and easier to convince somebody to do! This is a little extreme in the context of this sesame street story, but kids need some exposure to tough concepts early in life. They don't need very much, but just a little bit. Too much probably has a desensetizing effect which could lead to the same behavioral outcome in the right conditions. This is the end of my armchair psychologizing!

  49. Oh gosh by sigzero · · Score: 0

    That is just totally stupid.

  50. Imbalance by blueridge · · Score: 1

    So, I have to wade through this PC crap while my 9 year old daughter can't search the net without hitting a pornographic site once a day? WTF?

    So I have to watch out for Sesame Street, but things like "Ed, Edd and Eddie", "Power Rangers" and "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" are OK?

    Our society is so twisted now. We have such extreme systems to rate and protect children for movies, books, video games and music, but the real entertainment engine they use, the net, is wide open. Fascinating.

  51. fuck the bitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seig hail political correctness!

  52. 100% in Support of This by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

    It's about time someone did something to fight the pipe-eating epidemic among today's youth. Think of the children!

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  53. Commercial media is the worst censorship of all by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    These comments about the role of the state are totally off base. First of all, there is no government ratings system in the United States. All media ratings are voluntarily created by corporate industry groups, particularly the MPAA. If they were done by the government, they would be undone in the courts because there is no legal basis for government censorship of the media under the US Constitution. The reason we have de-facto censorship in the United States is because it was slipped in through the private sector much as we're seeing the attempts to do with the net in the efforts to politicize net-neutrality.

    More importantly though, the real censorship comes from the role of advertising. If advertisers fund the media, then they inherently gain control over the content. Sesame Street is a great example because it was financed by the publicly funded Public Broadcast System rather than through advertising. Now that PBS has been neutered to the point that it plays no significant role in children's programming and a few decades have gone by we can see that in retrospect those works which were publicly funded appear over-the-top compared to what advertiser sponsored media will tolerate.

  54. Re: Snow Crash by b1gp0pp4 · · Score: 1

    Hola, I don't believe the companies editing out smoking was in there, but it's been awhile since I've read it. There actually are companies in the real world making money from religious nuts by editing out profanity and sex but I haven't heard of anything for smoking. Assholes. Amen, brother!

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  55. Wow... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm impressed to see someone get the point beyond the usual leftwing-rightwing dick woggling. Congratulations... regardless your political views, you have a valid point. Good job with it.

    I say this having been a guy who went through the whole attempted feminization/mental castration that the school systems and modern PC world puts boys through. I also say it as someone who made it out (mostly) undamaged by their attempts. I was done with "schooling" by 15 and could've spent the next few years learning to run my parents' business, without missing 90% of the work day wasting away in a place where nothing new was taught or learned. Instead, I was forcefully kept in school because there wasn't enough demand for college level classes and my school had "no earlier than senior year" early graduation policy. While I was there I got to watch a bunch of hypocritical old people (henceforth known as "adults") tell a bunch of bored to death young adults/aka teenagers (henceforth known as "prisoners") how to live, how to think (or rather how not to ask questions that upset the status quo) and to continuously obey the clock, obey the authorities and beg for acceptance, forgiveness and permission to go shit and pee. (I more than once walked out of class to go pee when permission wasn't given. Most of my "compatriots" or "peers" didn't even have the balls to say it out loud... and probably damaged their bladders waiting for an hour to take a piss... but that isn't my problem, now is it? I set the example, they didn't follow it, too bad for them.)

    The results are visible today. Those who toed the line and "grew up" are now raising a generation of even WEAKER offspring.

    There is an upside. Unfortunately it isn't for those LIVING in the "West" it is for those looking to invade or conquer the "West".

    If you are an enemy of the West, all you have to do is wait one more generation, when those who were tough have all died of old age, then come in and conquer the place with Super Soakers and BB guns. Why fight a bloody conflict with today's generation, when you can come in when their kids are grown up, and fight a group of castrated she-men and their wives... neither of which will put up more of a fight than your average comatose TV-zombie.

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    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    1. Re:Wow... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Damn! That was well said.

      I turned 30 this year, and was mostly just ahead of the feminization of America in the schools. I didn't have to wear a helmet when riding my bike, played outside all the time, and had parents who figured that there was little I could do to myself that some peroxide and a bandaid wouldn't fix.

      I don't have kids yet, but am worried about how I can give them my experience growing up and not the current dumbed down one. I don't want my kid to be a part of everyone wins a trophy day. I want him or her to experience the rush of winning and the down of losing and then learning to get back up and fight another day. I want them to know that the world isn't all rainbows and butterflies and that it's okay to be strong, assertive, and to share your opinions.

    2. Re:Wow... by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I recently had to do a double take concerning the everyone wins mentality. We have thought our 3 year old son that when you lose, you give the other person a grin and say "I'll get you next time.". When we race to the car, or play video games, sometimes he wins, and more importantly sometimes he looses. When he wins, we tell him that we will get him next time. This to me says that I acknowledge you won, and that I definitely want to play again. But, when we do, I will look to give you a much bigger challenge.

      We took him to a chess club, so that he could get some practice playing against people other than me, my wife, and Chess Master. When he lost, he told the other kid that he would get him next game, and suddenly there was a room full of disapproving eyes on us.

      To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass. If you are the looser, telling the winner that they played a good game seems kind of stupid. If you are the winner, it always comes across as condescending.

    3. Re:Wow... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      "To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass."

      Actually, back in my yout playing high school soccer, I always used to laugh at the "Good Game."

      After every game, both teams would line up and walk past each other saying, to each member of the opposing team, "Good game." So after spending an hour or so laughing at the opposing teams effort to beat you (or, conversely, cringing at every good play they made) you'd strap on your hypocrisy and say, "Hey, you played a good game."

      I was a coward, I admit, but I always wanted to walk along the line and say, "Good Game. Good Game. You suck. Good game. Good Game..."

    4. Re:Wow... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      I always saved the "you suck" for the ones whom the ref showed favor towards. If they played a good game, the "I'll/We'll get you next time was par for the course :)"

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    5. Re:Wow... by localman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with everything you said up until:

          "To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass."

      Actually, it's just another way to be a good sport. In fact, I'd say worrying so much about the details of what is said and how is exactly the problem. What's the big deal? I mean, assuming the opponent played well and you enjoyed the game, win or lose, what's wrong with saying "good game"?

      Everyone is so damn touchy one way or the other these days.

      Of course here I am posting about a tiny little point of your post. Guess I'm too touchy, too :)

      Cheers.

    6. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we race to the car, or play video games, sometimes he wins, and more importantly sometimes he looses.

      ...

      If you are the looser, telling the winner that they played a good game seems kind of stupid.

      While I think your post made some good points, I couldn't help but get hung up on the incorrect spelling of "loses" and "loser". I really don't understand why 95% of posts I see using variations of "lose" make the same mistake.

    7. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      sometimes he looses and If you are the looser,

      What is this fetish with rope?

      To the barely literate slashdot crowd as a whole: LOSE THE EXTRA 'O' FOR CRISSAKE!

    8. Re:Wow... by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a Super Soaker, let alone a commercial for one, in so fucking long. I miss them. I always wanted the huge one that was like a 5 gallon backpack of asskicking.

    9. Re:Wow... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      My friend had one of the backpack ones when we were growing up. It was better than the normals ones we had. But it lost to the old school fire extinguisher when you filled it with water and pressurized it with the air compressor.

    10. Re:Wow... by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you were such a rebel -- who else would there be to admire? Your superior knowledge on societal issues is truly refreshing, considering how wimpy all my fellow young americans are. Surely there is something worth fighting for more than scurrying up the social ladder as fast as possible, so that when 28% of the country's population decides to retire, they will be able to take those meaningless upper management and senior engineer positions. I for one will be more than happy to learn from the previous generation on Rugged Individualism while I pay for 1/3 of their retirement. I believe that all those losers who drink, do drugs, and vegetate in front of the TV because they see only two choices, go to college or get stuck in menial jobs, are simply skirting their duty to assert themselves to their peers, their parents, and the world that they will never surrender their ideals, no matter what hardships they face. For what use is it to have a nice house in the suburbs on a quarter acre with a 42" TV and a kegerator when you don't have the firepower to protect it when the FBI comes to your house and informs you that you are a terrorist? I would rather live in a trailer, happily shooting cans with my .22, comfortable in the undeniable fact that I held to my ideals. I'm not worried -- I have $3000 worth of gold, two generators, and 3 years supply of MREs for when the world goes to shit.

      </sarcasm>

    11. Re:Wow... by db32 · · Score: 1

      It isn't so easy. I dodged the bullet on most of the stuff mentioned but only barely like you. Go and have kids and then talk about how the solution is so simple. We have a table in our house from when I was a kid...I split my face open and got stitches at age 5 by running through the house and falling on its corner. It is a little easier with boys, and my son is a bit older, but it is almost terrifying to watch my toddler daughter run past that table because I know that table is silently waiting, out for blood.

      The flip side to this is my stepson managed to split his head and I was thrilled they used medical staples instead of that stupid glue. Stitches and staples are potent teachers. I have had more than a few sets and I haven't forgotten any of the lessons they taught.

      Now...the social stuff has to stop...I don't know how to stop it, but it makes me sick to watch people afraid of their kids. I will not be told what to do by a 4yr old and I will never be afraid to put him in his place. The unfortunate part is I keep telling myself that if I don't care who the kid is I will tell them off...but most of the time I am so stunned by their bad behavior towards someone with the parents watching and not correcting I can barely gather coherent thought to say anything to either child or parent.

      The physical part...well easy to say how it will be when you don't have kids. I think a lot of people overreact and get carried away and pretend that kids will never get hurt. However, with years of experience on you, you can watch a child do something like they are indestructible, but every alarm you have is going off in the back of your mind and you are already mentally prepping for damage assessment and a potential emergency room visit.

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    12. Re:Wow... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I've seen some pretty good examples of this sort of thing here in Australia recently.

      I don't know how it works everywhere else in the world, but in late October most final year high school students finish their classes and begin to prepare for their final exams. This last day is called (in my state, at least) 'Muck-up Day.' I guess most places have a similar thing --- students arrive at school early, give it a nice coating of egg and toilet paper and generally run amok for the day. The idea is that the system can't really do much to you any more, so you can do all those things you've wanted to do for the last twelve years but couldn't, at least if you wanted to finish your education. My geeky friends and I preferred to stay clean, but we did manage to hack the bell system so we could start and end classes when we wanted to.

      I remember the lecture our class got the day before Muck-up Day --- the principal reminded us that we were all adults: if we broke anything we'd be expected to pay for it and if we broke any laws he wouldn't be bailing us out. Fair enough.

      In the last few years there has been a general tightening up of what actually goes on. Principals give the lecture, but they actually tell kids (and I use that word intentionally) what they're allowed to do: no egg, no more than one roll of toilet paper each, naughtiness is restricted to certain areas of the school and cannot start until a teacher arrives to supervise, and all mess must be cleaned up by the time they begin lessons (which they are still expected to attend). Any deviation from the guidelines may result in denial of entry to exams. And of course, students comply!

      A few weeks later exams are finished, and many ex-students like to celebrate with a trip to different resort areas --- Surfer's Paradise in Queensland is the most popular. For many 'Schoolies Week' is the first big trip away without Mum and Dad, and the first after reaching legal majority. So kids (see above) descend on these towns full of hormones and energy at the beginning of summer ready to party. Local councils and police departments are ready for the onslaught and set up all sorts of appropriate services to deal with the inevitable rowdiness and overindulgence that's about to happen. After all, teenagers experiencing their first taste of freedom can cause problems.

      The authorities prefer to deal with the situation by controlling it --- they declare 'Schoolies only zones' which are only accessible by school leavers, and put on top bands and so on. Of course, if you want to get into these zones, you have to register and agree to abide by the rules. In all, it's a pretty good system and does minimise the problems caused by 'toolies' who want to gatecrash.

      Of course, apart from the fact there's good music and they're allowed to drink, schoolies are treated just like school kids, and they acquiesce without complaint. Now in all honesty, I'd rather toe the line if I could hear good bands without the headache of idiots, but the scary thing is that many of these kids think they're stickin' it to the man when they're just lining up and doing as they're told.

      I'm probably just jealous that I didn't get to go.

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    13. Re:Wow... by zifferent · · Score: 1

      Because they're not loosers hung up on minor spelling errors?

      Correct, you're losers that never learned spelling or grammar well enough to pass as an intelligent writer.

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    14. Re:Wow... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Looser? Your PC is a promiscuous female? Please tell me you'll educate your son on the English language.
      Lose != Loose
      Loses != Losses

      My son got an assignment from his 5th grade teacher that mixed up: who's and whose.

      I have no problem with the natural evolution of language, but please get your words right.

    15. Re:Wow... by RobFlynn · · Score: 1

      I only say "Good Game" when I truly meet it. There have been some games that I have played that were neck and neck the entire time... When someone finally won, I felt justified in saying 'good game.'

      Otherwise, I agree with you.

      I remember losing many times as a child... I remember winning many times, too. I remember playing sports with my dad as a child. He didn't always let me win. Like you said, we were taught a lesson about that. Sometimes you lose. That's life. You have to learn to deal with it.

      Today it seems that kids whine and cry and their parents just give them whatever it is that they want.

      What ever happened to dodge ball? I was pretty quick as a kid, before I got fat and arthritic, but
        if I got hit with a ball... well, damn, I guess I better move quicker or pay more attention next time, right?

      My post is a little rambling, because I'm doped up on flu meds right now, so, I apologize for any subject matter hopping that happened.

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    16. Re:Wow... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass. I don't understand. Are compliments now considered redundant? Is it still appropriate to tell people that they look nice, or to have a nice day?

      If you thought the game was "good" (fairly played, evenly matched, enjoyable, etc), tell your opponent so. If you luck out, admit it. If he played well, tell him so. It's the polite thing to do.

      If you are the looser, telling the winner that they played a good game seems kind of stupid. Why? You can win without playing well. Your opponent could have gotten lucky, or you both could have played like crap, with your opponent making one fewer mistake. Or both at the same time.

      If you are the winner, it always comes across as condescending. Only if you're arrogant about it. If you mean it, it usually doesn't come across that way.
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    17. Re:Wow... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This pretty much strips that tradition of its value. The whole point of it is to "go wild" and break the rules. If breaking the rules is to be done by the rules, why bother?

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    18. Re:Wow... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I think stuff like this is important for kids. And adults too. In my first week of college, we had initiation. The upper class men made us crawl around in the mud, and poured all type of food all over us. I was kept pretty safe, and completely voluntary. At one point I got up to walk around because my knee started to gimp out, from crawling around for so long, after I explained that they were cool with it. They were also prepared with plenty of water to wash your eyes out in case you got something like mustard in them. They didn't want to hurt anybody, they just wanted to have fun, and make sure that we were doing the same. Despite the fact that this wouldn't sound like fun to most people, once you got into it, and finished the day, you got a bunch of free beer, and had a sense of accomplishment. If you can survive that, then the quickly advancing deadlines of assignments and tests don't seem all that bad. However, I think that with the way things are going, they won't have stuff like this around much longer. Or maybe people will completely turn around, and realize how wussie we are all becoming, and start to let people do as they choose.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    19. Re:Wow... by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      Sorry your story didn't turn out as well. I walked into my guidance counselor (fortunately it was my aunt) office very early in my sophomore year, within two weeks after it started and told her I've had enough, I want to go to college next year. My regrets are that I waited till my sophomore year. There were some conditions but they were easily met. I had already gotten a 1270 SAT back when I was 12. I was taking AP calculus that year, but only because they had refused to give it to me the previous year. I also corrected teachers when necessary, but only if I was paying attention, which truthfully wasn't often. The book was in my hands, what did I need teacher for? If the book wasn't good enough, I could always visit the library (pre-internet days for all the younguns out there) We did have the AP classes which a classmate of mine ended taking 11 or 12. He skipped a year and a half at Carnegie Mellon. Since I was a poor kid and skewed the curve, they were more than happy to see me go. I know this because they manipulated the class ranking so that my friend came in as Salutatorian and the lawyer's daughter made Valedictorian. I was halfway to my degree by that point and no longer cared.

      Treat teenagers like children and that's all they'll ever be. Just with adult bodies. And we (U.S.) already have enough spoiled, irresponsible kids in adult bodies.

      Treat teenagers like adults and they can be as responsible as any adult. And hey, we're going to need them working to pay for social security for all those baby boomers.

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    20. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point. The problem that the GP was referring to (and this happened in my school as well, though I'm 33 now so just a few years ahead) was that we were told to say "good game", and that this was to be said even if the opposing team was shitty or unsportsmanlike. The lesson being taught that day wasn't to be considerate to others, even when they are disadvantaged, it was to do exactly what the adult teacher said, regardless of its appropriateness for the situation.

      I used to think that school, high school in particular, was about learning how to learn, and relatively little else. I am now ever-more convinced that it was, is, and increasingly will be, about learning to conform to the expectations of the older folk who fear the younger folk. The only reason that kids (I'll say "kids" since the term is continually being redefined in order to castrate an older and older group people) need to go to school longer and longer isn't so that they can cope with a more complicated world, as the "adults" would like to convince them is the case. The kids are being made to attend school longer and longer because the ever-fearful "adults" feel the need to drive an even greater amount of conformity into the next generation than was driven into them, because, after all, only the creator knows what crazy things those young folk are up to on that there internet thingamajiggy!

    21. Re:Wow... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't with giving a complement. The problem isn't the idea that of telling an opponent that you think they played well. The problem is that "Good Game" has become a way to be a jerk, just as if, after a kid lost in a spelling bee, you were to lean over to the person next to you and say, "That kid is 'Special'". With air quotes and all. Or, if your pal introduces you to his new girlfriend, and you look at him and quip, "She's a real winner". These are not compliments. There common usage as made sarcasm the default usage of them. "Good Game" falls into the same category.

      While you can examples of how someone can just barely lose, yet still play well, that is not when "Good Game" is usually used. It is usually used when kids are lined up after a game, and told to say it to each other, no matter how well or badly they played. It is usually used as a way to rub salt into the wounds of a recent loss. The kids definitely know this, and most of the adults do too.

    22. Re:Wow... by gl12 · · Score: 0

      But by saying that every time, you dilute it's meaning so it comes off as condescending. Rather like if someone keeps knocking over things over and over a thousand times, it loses it's meaning and it's just bloody annoying.

    23. Re:Wow... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Actually my son is already better educated in the English language than you. He already understands that there are times that being very careful is important, and that there are times when it is not. Fifth grade homework assignment? Important. Internet forum post? Not important.

      I will definitely teach him to differentiate between a typo and someone using wrong words, so you don't have to worry, he will continue to be better than you, as I assume that if you haven't figure out the difference between these items yet, you probably never will.

      On the other hand it is nice that you agree with me, as it is pretty well evident that complaining about grammar and spelling in forums translates to "I agree 100% with the content of your post, but since I want to argue about it, I'll complain about spelling or grammar, even when it is obviously a typo."

    24. Re:Wow... by dafing · · Score: 1
      You would be against wearing a helmet? Christ, I've learnt some shocking things from this story. I'm not American, Ill make that clear, New Zealand is a lot different from the USA. But you think helmets being mandatory is stupid? Have you ever met anyone who has been brain damaged from coming off a bike? I would think it was common sense, if you see the parents of these children on tv, it would really touch you. Are you against seatbelts too? Being told not to use your cellphone as you drive?

      That said, I dont want my children to be spineless as you put it. But I still want them to have the faculties to go with the decision making.

      Have a nice day :)

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    25. Re:Wow... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      It is an annoying mistake, but can you really not understand why this mistake is made so often?

      How many words that end in -ose have the same vowel sound as "lose"? Nose, rose, hose, pose, prose, etc.

      On the other hand, words written with "oo" in them usually have the same vowel sound as "lose". Boos, noon, saloon, kangaroo, etc.

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    26. Re:Wow... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....I don't have kids yet, but am worried about how I can give them my experience growing up.......

      You can begin by making the sacrifice and home school them. We did that at least in the early part of our kids lives. It meant living at a lower economic level by keeping the wife at home. She was sometimes looked down on, because she was "only" a mother/homemaker and did not pursue her career.

      If you are married, you can make the sacrifice and STAY married, faithful even if it get hard, yes. possibly very hard. Children need a mother AND a father. Keeping your home intact is probably the biggest factor for you to have well adjusted, joyful children. Always be truthful and insist on them being so. Don't be afraid to come down hard on willful misbehavior and disobedience, especially untruthfulness. As they get older, show them you're trusting them by giving them greater responsibilities and privileges.

      Be a good example, always. If you do screw up sometimes, and you will, don't be too proud to say I'm sorry. Kids innately tend to be trusting and forgiving, if they know they are loved.

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    27. Re:Wow... by zifferent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, because the ability to right-click on red squiggly words is highly indicative of a person's intelligence.

      Those who spend their time correcting other people's minor typos on Internet forums may very well pass as more intelligent. "Pass as" being the key phrase there. But, like so much else in life, I suppose appearances count more than substance.

      Without getting into a debate on semantics, appearances are all we have. A thing is what it appears to be. It is the very nature of perception. An intelligent looking post is for all intents also an intelligent post until proven otherwise.

      On that note, the logical fallacy in your statement is that a spell-checker, should you rely on one as a crutch, will not pick out the subtle difference between the correct usage of loose and lose. (Hint: they are both spelled correctly.)
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    28. Re:Wow... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Come on over to Holland some time. Everyone has a bike, and only the tourists wear helmets. Yet somehow you never hear a thing about what you mentioned. Guess it's some sort of conspiracy by brain surgeons to stay business.

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    29. Re:Wow... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass. If you are the looser, telling the winner that they played a good game seems kind of stupid. If you are the winner, it always comes across as condescending.

      What, you've never been in a competition where the losing side did, in fact, play a good game?

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    30. Re:Wow... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      If you are trying to intelligently convey a point and you repeatedly (twice) use loose instead of lose. It wasn't a typo when making the post you were typing and your brain wanted to use lose and loose came out, twice.

      How many +5 insightful posts do you see in Ebonics or l33t speek[sic]? I'm not saying everything on Slashdot has to be in perfect English form, however saying what you mean and meaning what you say is important. Take a look at most of the intelligent comments, they're not full of homonym mistakes.

    31. Re:Wow... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Actually my son is already better educated in the English language than you. He already understands that there are times that being very careful is important, and that there are times when it is not. Fifth grade homework assignment? Important. Internet forum post? Not important.
      I would argue that any public communication requires careful use of the english language. With nothing else to draw upon, a reader will often judge the writer's "authority" based on command of the english language.
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    32. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once saw a blog so full of spelling mistakes, poor grammar, and misused punctuation that I had a hard time believing that the writer had more than a fifth grade education. The topic of the blog? The benefits of home schooling.

    33. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you enjoy the game? Then it was a good game. Why not let your opponent know you enjoyed the game and thank him for playing?

    34. Re:Wow... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      If you look, you will see that the word is used three times, and the first does not have the typo. I'm sure you are well aware that typos tend to group. If you make a typo, you are more likely to make the same typo multiple times. If it had been a spelling mistake, it still would not be a big deal, as you clearly understand with your "[sic]". Of course the misspelling theory would require that the first time lose was used, that it had a typo in it to create a correct spelling.

    35. Re:Wow... by afedaken · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with your statements, conclusions, and sentiments.

      But what exactly is wrong with bike helmets? :-(

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    36. Re:Wow... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You would be against wearing a helmet? Christ, I've learnt some shocking things from this story. I'm not American, Ill make that clear, New Zealand is a lot different from the USA. But you think helmets being mandatory is stupid? Have you ever met anyone who has been brain damaged from coming off a bike? I would think it was common sense, if you see the parents of these children on tv, it would really touch you. Are you against seatbelts too? Being told not to use your cellphone as you drive?"

      I don't have kids (that I know of). So, I was shocked the other day when I learned that some places DO make it mandatory to have kids wear helmets on a bike. I'd never heard of such a thing...certainly not something that was legally actionable.

      I guess now, I'm amazed that my and other generations made it to adulthood alive. No, we never wore helmets, even when we were jumping our bicycles over 5ft + high dirt mounds playing Evel Kineval (sp?). No, we had no helmets or pads when we nailed a roller skate to a 2x4 as our first skateboard and went rolling fast as we could down extremely steep streets. Sure..I had some bumps, and bruises....but, like most of my friends we all survived perfectly ok. We used to play kill the man with the ball in a neighbors yard...again, sans protection. I got knocked out when I got tackled and my head hit the gas meter by the side of a house...It hurt..but, no big problems. I shook it off and went home after the game....

      No, I don't think the govt. needs to make everything mandatory. Do I wear a seatbelt everywhere I drive in a car? Yes...voluntarily...but, I'm not sure I need ot give the police another excuse to write a ticket for increased revenue by making it a law. I live in LA, and we used to have a choice of wearing a helmet when on a motorcycle...the lady gov. came in, and repealed that. I think as an adult, I should be able to make that choice on my own. And no, by the way...insurance rates didn't go down again after we were all forced to wear helmets again.

      And as far as I know...it isn't against the law to use a cell phone when driving...at least not anywhere I've ever lived.

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    37. Re:Wow... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You would be wrong. For the reader to have nothing else to draw upon, the reader would have to be retarded, as to have any access to the writers command of the English language, there would have to be some kind of content. Your theory would require that the reader not understand any of the content.

      Of course the exceptions to this would be if the only content was communication with the sole purpose of showing command of the English language with no other content, and communication with grammar and/or spelling, so bad that the content cannot be deciphered.

      For example, I would not even think of trying to convince you that your misuse of the English language is a big deal. Given that I only had to go back 3 posts to find you using a period to end a question, and in your post right here, you type the word "English" with a lower case 'e', it is clear that either you do not have a decent command of the English language, you are arguing a point that you actually disagree with, or you have never bothered to see if you actually live up to the standards that you expect of those around you.

    38. Re:Wow... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you are married, you can make the sacrifice and STAY married, faithful even if it get hard, yes. possibly very hard. Children need a mother AND a father. Keeping your home intact is probably the biggest factor for you to have well adjusted, joyful children. Always be truthful and insist on them being so. Don't be afraid to come down hard on willful misbehavior and disobedience, especially untruthfulness. As they get older, show them you're trusting them by giving them greater responsibilities and privileges."

      I have to praise you for a VERY insightful post! I agree whole heartedly...and hope anyone considering having kids take the time to ingest and embrace these thoughts. If you have kids...they are 18+ years of hardcore responsibility, and unless you are of means...it will take personal sacrifice to do it right.

      I've never wanted to have kids just for the reasons you stated...I've not ever felt like being tied down to one woman, and I don't want the reponsibility of kids...I like to run around and have too much fun on my own. I feel with my lifestyle, choosing never to be married with kids was a responsible one. I applaud you on your choice...and the efforts and sacrifice you realized was a part of this choice.

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    39. Re:Wow... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      In fact, I'd say worrying so much about the details of what is said and how is exactly the problem. What's the big deal?

      One thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that a phrase or saying used too often (or "forced" to be said in the name of consideration or political correctness) can lose meaning. Say something often enough and it loses its meaning and value; at that point, continuing to use the phrase can make it insulting. It's the same problem with saying "thank you" or "I love you" when you don't really mean it, but politeness or custom requires it. In my opinion, people should not speak unless they can contribute positively (and that doesn't mean hiding all criticism; just rephrase it to be constructive) and they mean what they say . Saying something when you don't mean it is almost as bad as lying, and can be more destructive.


      That being said, people should be more considerate. I'm not saying people should say "thank you" or "good game" less; only that they should say it when they sincerely mean it, and they should mean it more often. Make your words mean something; make them gifts to be valued and appreciated. Don't just mouth the words like a drone. Be thoughtful, considerate and sincere.

    40. Re:Wow... by dafing · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the reply.

      In NZ its been mandatory to wear helmets for 10+ years. I grew up with it, cant imagine it any other way. The slogan was, if my helmet protected memory is correct, "cool kids wear lids" hahaha. It was lame even then.

      I know of a family friend whose grandson (14) was pulled over by police and fined over $100. Nothing they could do to fight the charge, he should have been wearing the helmet he had on his handlebars.

      Now, I grew up climbing trees, playing sport etc. I have scars from Ice Skating, I've fallen onto rusty nails before, I fell a metre onto a rock and needed stitches...come to think about it, you should be glad they dont make us have to wear a full body armour suit (like Halo) all the time! You never see the one that gets you ;)

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    41. Re:Wow... by rhakka · · Score: 1

      hardly. Most of the best fun I ever had was competing with friends, and if you had a good game or a good contest, saying so it just honest, hardly "stupid". The "I'll get you next time" is implied, or you wouldn't keep playing unless you like losing. There is no need to focus on the need to win. The idea that playing the game is fun by itself, and it's fun because you try to win, not because you have to win is a pretty good lesson to learn, IMHO.

    42. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What, you've never been in a competition where the losing side did, in fact, play a good game?


      No. Never.

      If I can beat them, then they really truly suck.

    43. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have thought our 3 year old son ... sometimes he looses ... If you are the looser ...

      We taught our son how to spell "loser", so he won't look like one on slashdot!

    44. Re:Wow... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      You know, sometimes bad things happen to good people. There are a lot of dangers in the world, so should we legislate against all of them? Maybe everyone should wears helmets anytime they are outside of house? Actually once you're 65 you should probably start wearing your helmet when you're in the house, especially when you're in the shower. You see how crazy it starts to sound?

      I'm not against helmets. Riding on busy streets, sport riding of any sort, etc... are times when it's a smart thing to do. Riding the bike lazily down the street to your friends house? Um, overkill...

    45. Re:Wow... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Huh. I hear "good game" said insincerely pretty often (cuz it's "what you're supposed to say"), but almost never sarcastically. I've also heard/seen it used (most frequently in Starcraft, and on either the winning or losing side) before a game is actually over to indicate that the outcome has been decided. This can sound cocky if you're winning ("it's in the bag"), but isn't usually condescending like you're describing.

      We must hang out in different circles.

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    46. Re:Wow... by servognome · · Score: 1

      You would be wrong. For the reader to have nothing else to draw upon, the reader would have to be retarded, as to have any access to the writers command of the English language, there would have to be some kind of content. Your theory would require that the reader not understand any of the content.
      That is why I used the term "authority." Readers will use whatever they can to try and filter information based on a perception of "authority." They judge the reader's education, motivation, and other implicit factors based on command of language.
      The same content expressed differently may have different meaning. Just changing how something is written can result in the reader interpreting the content differently. For example:

      "Dark matter does not need to exist if F != ma for small values of a."
      "DARK MATTER DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST IF F != MA FOR SMALL VALUES OF A."
      "D@rK |\/|@773r d03$ |\|07 |\|33d 70 3Xi$7 iF F != |\/|@ f0r $|\/|@LL \/@Lu3$ 0f @."
      "Dark mattar does not need too exist if F !=MA fer small valus of A."

      The first example is a neutral declaration.
      The second example can be interpreted as a flame, possibly resulting in the reader dismissing the comment by virtue of their interpretation of the writer's motivation.
      The third is a mess, where even if the reader was familiar with "leet-speak," the content would be considered the ramblings of a teenager.
      The fourth example demontrates significant spelling issues, but not so many that the content is lost. The spelling mistakes themselves call into question the writer's level of education.

      For example, I would not even think of trying to convince you that your misuse of the English language is a big deal. Given that I only had to go back 3 posts to find you using a period to end a question, and in your post right here, you type the word "English" with a lower case 'e', it is clear that either you do not have a decent command of the English language, you are arguing a point that you actually disagree with, or you have never bothered to see if you actually live up to the standards that you expect of those around you.
      Hence, the point I am arguing is made. I have lost the authority for you, the reader, to comment on a subject because you have judged me either a hypocrite or failed idealist simply based on an error in punctuation and capitalization. You question the value of the content not on what is actually written, but based on your judgement of the author.
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    47. Re:Wow... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. You have not lost authority due to the spelling mistakes. You lost authority because of the content of your post. The spelling mistakes simply prove that your content is incorrect. I have not judged you to be "either a hypocrite or failed idealist simply based on an error in punctuation and capitalization". I made that judgment based on the content of your post, and the assumption that you are in fact a human. Your stance that it is realistic for a human to never making a spelling/grammar/punctuation error is an extraordinary claim. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. A quick search, and there was evidence that your content was incorrect. So, no, your point was not made. Your content was wrong.

      You are now faced with an opportunity. You can accept that you were wrong in your judgment, and never complain about minor spelling, typo, or grammar mistakes again. This way you will no longer be wrong going forward. Or, you can continue to be unrealistic in your expectations. This choice would be dishonest, as I am sure you would not judge yourself to be uneducated. My suggestion is to accept that humans sometimes make mistakes. Sometimes that mistake is in their capitalization of the word 'English', sometimes it is by adding an extra 'o' to the word 'lose', and sometimes it is in their expectations that humans should never make mistakes in their casual writing.

    48. Re:Wow... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. You have not lost authority due to the spelling mistakes. You lost authority because of the content of your post. The spelling mistakes simply prove that your content is incorrect. I have not judged you to be "either a hypocrite or failed idealist simply based on an error in punctuation and capitalization". I made that judgment based on the content of your post, and the assumption that you are in fact a human.
      In your response to my original post, you spent as much time adressing the content (your first 3 sentences), as you did addressing the failures of the author (your final 3 sentences). In fact, you went into more detail to subvert the authority of the writer through the use of citation than you did to respond to the actual content.
      Looking at your response to my previous post, you did not address the content at all. In fact, the entire basis of your rebuttal is tied to the author, evidenced by the use of "You" and "Your" 20 times in 18 sentences.

      Your stance that it is realistic for a human to never making a spelling/grammar/punctuation error is an extraordinary claim. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. A quick search, and there was evidence that your content was incorrect. So, no, your point was not made. Your content was wrong.
      In neither of my posts did not state that it is realistic for a human to not make an error, I specifically stated the "authority" of the writer will be judged based on their use of language. In my previous post I added examples to demonstrate how the same content presented differently results in different judgement in "authority" by the reader.

      You are now faced with an opportunity. You can accept that you were wrong in your judgment, and never complain about minor spelling, typo, or grammar mistakes again. This way you will no longer be wrong going forward. Or, you can continue to be unrealistic in your expectations.
      This is a false dichotomy. I never made unrealistic expectations, I pointed out an aspect of human behavior. Your interpretation of my motivation was mistaken, not the actual content of the statement.

      My suggestion is to accept that humans sometimes make mistakes. Sometimes that mistake is in their capitalization of the word 'English', sometimes it is by adding an extra 'o' to the word 'lose', and sometimes it is in their expectations that humans should never make mistakes in their casual writing.
      I don't deny that mistakes will occur especially in casual writing, however, expect such mistakes to be used in judgement. An isolated incident may be overlooked, but repeated incidents such as your use of the word "loose" multiple times instead of "lose" or my failure to capitalize "English" twice in the same post will be more highly scrutinized. How such issues are interpreted in judgement ultimately will fall upon the reader.
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  56. CLASSIC music by cliveholloway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stevie Wonder's performance of Superstition on Sesame Street kicks major ass.

    Seems like those days are gone though. I mean, what the hell is wrong with introducing kids to really good music? At nearly 7 minutes, this has to be a Sesame Street record.

    Kids do appreciate "adult" music. I was playing Portishead in the car yesterday, and my five year old made me shush so she could listen to Glory Box. And she also likes Daft Punk and Datarock.

    Fuck all those "kids songs with stupid lyrics" ;-)

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    1. Re:CLASSIC music by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      Damn...I had mod points 2 days ago.

      +1 Righteous Declaration

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  57. It's a stupid warning label by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

    It's like "Don't use a curling iron and fall asleep", "keep children out of large buckets", "Warning : these peanuts were made in a factory that processes nuts".

    It's not meant to be taken seriously except by courts. I smell lawyers at work here rather than any sane decision.

    1. Re:It's a stupid warning label by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      "Warning : these peanuts were made in a factory that processes nuts".

      That one is not a "duh" thing despite what some people think. Peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

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    2. Re:It's a stupid warning label by _LORAX_ · · Score: 1

      That would be a big "Duh" moment, except that peanuts are legumes and not nuts as their name would imply.

    3. Re:It's a stupid warning label by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      You replied to the wrong person. I also commented that they were legumes :P

      *points up*

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    4. Re:It's a stupid warning label by _LORAX_ · · Score: 1

      Doh! /me goes to finds his glasses

    5. Re:It's a stupid warning label by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      It happens. No big deal. :P

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  58. Confusing "parents" with parents by alexhmit01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, any biological organism that reproduces is a parent, your argument is silly because it ignores the realities of parenting.

    Parenting a toddler is physically exhausting, but generally involved very few decision if the system wasn't involved.

    To suggest that the current President and First lady, or the former President and first lady, with 2 adult children or one high school aged child (when they entered office) are indicative of parents of small children (which is what the article was discussing) is absurd. The same is true of most of Congress, state legislatures, and governor's mansions.

    People with power, whether they are parents or not, and most are, are generally 40-50, with their youngest child, often a single child or the younger of two, in their late teens to mid-twenties are NOT indicative of people with small children up to age 5, meaning people from the ages of 18 to 35.

    The fact is, the baby boomers have pulled every ladder up behind them as they have gotten older. They have made parenting impossible... modern car seats are total disasters because they have to deal with the dangerous cars we've created... Air bags are nice tools for adults, but a disaster for small children. When I was a child I rode in the front seat next to my mother, because car seats could go in the front seat. If I dropped something, my mom could pick it up. My son can't ride in the front seat, so if he drops something, he screams because my wife can't grab something off the floor and hand it to him because he's in the back seat.

    However, the baby boomers, when they had small children, had cars built around their needs. As they got older, not only did the market accommodate their new needs (no small children, teenage drivers), but the government changed regulations that made cars safer for older "parents" at the expense of younger parents. People decry the explosion of SUVs, but when you can't fit more than two car seats in the back, because they are no longer safe in the middle seat, and cars with side impact air bags require children up to age five to be in booster seats, what does a young family do? Once you have two kids, if you drive a sedan, you can't transport a friend's child (common things when I was a kid), so you need a mini-van or an SUV to have sufficient seating. If you have a third kid, you can't transport them without a mini-van. My wife carpools to work with a friend, and they pop the two kids into car seats in the back seats. Now both expecting child two, they either have to stop carpooling, or get mini-vans, because cars can't support three children, let alone four.

    If you think that the powers that be with one or two children in private school HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING what a typical family with 2-4 young children go through is absurd, but to say that they are the same because they are parents suggests that President Bush and I have a lot in common because we are both white males, it's silly.

    Everyone is a parent or a biological dead-end, roping them all together as those a family with 3 small children HAS ANYTHING IN COMMON with a family with two teenage children (and 15 more years of raises and wealth accumulation behind them) is absurd. The system is run by people with teenage children terrified that anything will happen to them because they only have one or two kids and can't have more. The system is run on top of people with small children that hope nothing goes wrong but lack the resources to do anything about it.

    To illustrate the point, consider the following question: If you could guarantee your children would survive to 30, but they would drop 20 IQ points and be financially dependent on your forever, if you are in your 40s and have two teenage children, you'd agree and say that it's because you'd love your children. If you ask a 25 year old couple struggling with the bills with two children and deciding on a third if they'd make that change to avoid a 5% chance of losing a child by 18, you might get a different answer. I love my son to

    1. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Good post - but I very much dislike this increasingly common attitude:

      Everyone is a parent or a biological dead-end

      Am I worthless if I look after somebody elses children? Others that are not direct biological parents have a role in society, from step parents to teachers to those that keep systems going for the benefit of society.

    2. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He said biological, not social

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    3. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I worthless
      yes.
    4. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A large portion of what you are describing is a type of NIH (Not Invented Here) syndrome. While not exactly the same, it is derived from the same mindset and it covers WAY more than just child rearing.

      For instance, I live in the mountains of East Tennessee. I can't tell you how many times I've been told to bike to work and my larger vehicle is Evil(TM), that is totally impractical to me. I've been told that if I get into shape it will be fine, that I'm simply a liar, all sorts of thing (though usually just ignored). The reason it is impractical? There is one particular hill - and a large one - that if/when I am driving my mothers four cylinder manual I have to turn the air conditioning off because the vehicle can barely make it up the hill let alone with more people in the vehicle (car pooling and all). It is either go that way or add another 5 or so miles to the trip - neither one is acceptable. Moving close to work doesn't help due to that fact that my job changes too often, we do not have dense urban style housing (and frankly can not due to the terrain). Heck, just to get out of my subdivision from my house requires you to drop over 60 feet, rise another 70, drop around 50, and finally go up another 50 feet (and these numbers are fairly accurate - we did the engineering for the subdivision and it required A LOT of earth to be moved to makes it down to that point). That's more hills than the vast majority of people will *ever* see just to get to the main highway let alone the rest of what we refer to as "rolling hills".

      My area isn't going to get subways either - it is all rocks and caves. My parents are land surveyors and I worked with them through the 80'2 and 90's. It was just about as much work going back and routing around what they called "voids" (read caves). Some of those are LARGE, I recall one particularly large void where they had used a 300ft rope and had not found the bottom (VERY disconcerting to know you are standing over such a thing). Yea, we are going to get a subway through that type of thing. Even with public transportation such as buses it requires fairly strenuous walking, especially with groceries or all the items needed for work (laptops, books, etc) - see the above hill that is fairly common around here.

      When I worked at a national lab we frequently had students, they normally had two shocks. First was going from a fairly urban area to a rural one (though there were quite a few that were just as rural and in a few cases more so than us) and the second was getting used to the topography. There are amusing stories about being kinda scared of how dark the city was, not realizing that street signs that show "sharp turn" mean 90 degrees or greater instead of just a small bend, and having trouble giving directions - my definition of "flat" was theirs of "really big hill" and I told how to get places by how many hills to pass and most wanted how many intersections to go through. To be fair, when I went other places I had my own share of "shocks" too :)

      You see lots of people hawk sun power for everyone from places where they get enough sun, wind power from places that get a lot of wind, geothermal from places who can do it, all sorts of things being pushed to be forced on the whole country (and at the UN level the whole world) when it is impractical outside of local areas. The vast majority of these things are very good for those that are pushing them, just not so good for many others.

      This is why I think most power should be local. No it doesn't solve everything - what you are describing is more a generational thing (the baby boomers have the population), but I think it would help. At the very least it is a more healthy view of the world and would hopefully bleed into the things you describe.

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    5. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Am I worthless if I look after somebody elses children? Others that are not direct biological parents have a role in society, from step parents to teachers to those that keep systems going for the benefit of society.

      No, of course not, though people with simplistic views of evolution will tell you that you are. Take how evolutionary development is usually presented -- an individual organism is born with some mutation or combined trait from its parents, and this new trait gets thrown into the gauntlet of life and if the organism has some advantage in survival and reproduction then the new trait will become dominant. This is true, but it's also wrong to view as the only way things happen -- I'm guessing people gravitate towards thinking so because it reinforces the views of our individualistic society.

      Consider on the other hand an organism with a new trait that helps its siblings survive and reproduce but not necessarily the organism itself. If it isn't a freak mutation, then it's the parents who (together, not individually) have the genetic ability to produce children with this sibling-protecting trait. The parent's genes, then, have been made more fit by this "dead end" child, and their children who do go on to reproduce are likely to be carrying the same genes that allow them to make more such "dead end" children to the benefit of their other children. Thus that trait has been decided by evolution to not be a dead end at all, but rather an important part of survival.

      It hasn't been solely about a single organism's genetics since we started using sexual reproduction. And for social mammals like ourselves, it's not about the fitness of the individuals as much as the fitness of the group. Improving the fitness of the group as a whole is not the same as maximizing the fitness of each individual -- at least, not in the same way as if you were considering each individual solely on their own. Optimizing for individual survival may result in a group that is collectively less fit, and if the whole family gets wiped out then every one of them was a dead end. If it was the case that only your individual reproductive capacity mattered, then people who didn't do this would die out or at least be relegated to the level of a genetic disorder. Yet, this is not the case.

      So if you ultimately care about more than yourself, if you care about the lineage of your family or your society, it's perfectly fine to take care of someone else's children and understand that in doing so you are anything but a "dead end". A-types may not like the idea of only achieving through helping someone else to achieve, but biology agrees that this is a very useful function and will continue to produce more like you.

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    6. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Way to take offense where there should have been none. The post did not say you were worthless, you brought that to the table. All that was said was that those who aren't biological parents are biological dead-ends, and that is the truth. If you're not having kids and passing on your genetic makeup, then it's a natural dead-end for your bloodline as it came to exist within you (as opposed to any possible biological brothers or sisters). Being a dead-end in biological and genetic terms has no bearing on your worthiness as a member of society.

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    7. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I just have two replies to your comments:

      "suggests that President Bush and I have a lot in common because we are both white males, it's silly"

      Except this is what people think... As a white male myself I see this all the time, anyone who isn't white thinks you get everything handed to you for being white and male and attempts to explain that's not true at all get ignored as baseless lies to maintain 'our' status quo. Funny thing being white males are several times more likely to end up as the next homeless man on the street because we often get ignored by safety nets that catch other ethnicities...

      "Everyone is a parent or a biological dead-end"

      Or isn't a parent... yet... And that all depends on your definition of 'parent', as someone who works for a school... I have to say I've seen 'parents' that don't deserve to have kids. They don't care about them and basically ignore them. Worse are the ones who have kids, so they can get out of working... I've seen more than a few of those before to. While they are usually women who suffered bad parenting and so only find 'sperm donners' rather than husbands, I've seen a few men play the system in the opposite way to drive 2007 caddy's and wear expensive suits while they have 12 or 15 kids with different women... All paid for by our taxes... Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside at night I tell ya...

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    8. Re:Confusing "parents" with parents by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

      "Everyone is a parent or a biological dead-end"

      Or isn't a parent... yet... And that all depends on your definition of 'parent'


      That was kind of the point of my post. Someone said that all the do-gooders were parents, I made the point that that is a meaningless statement.

      My flippant comment about "parent or biological dead-end" wasn't meant as judgement, merely meant that if you divide the world into parents and non-parents, it's rather silly.

      The parents of toddlers have NOTHING in common with the parents of teenagers and have NOTHING in common with the parents of adult children. Some people fall into multiple categories, but the world isn't parents vs. the non-parents for this stuff.

      Parents of small children (which is what this is discussing) have it REALLY rough by regulations forced on them by people that aren't parents of small children.
  59. I was a Sesame Street Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just called my old foster mom, to ask her about Sesame Street. She said it thrilled her first generation of foster kids, including me, but that she could never get any kid born after 1980 interested in watching.

    When I asked her about the viewing habits of the kids she has now, she told me that her husband threw out their last TV set, back in 1990, after one of her crack babies hurled something at the TV screen and broke it. They decided not to replace the broken TV. I tried to get her to confirm for the record that it was Barney the purple dinosaur's influence that pushed that crack baby over the edge, but she denies that this part of the story is true.

  60. A little off topic... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    This is a little off topic, but your post kind of points out the current problem of parents having punishments that are not punishments. It is now considered proper parenting to no longer teach children right from wrong. Now your only supposed to teach your kid right, and hope that they are never faced with wrong. The epitome of this is the "Time Out". Instead of telling the kid that they are in trouble and to go stand in a corner, or giving them a quick spanking, the parents have a "Time Out". You know like in football, or other games. It's not that your in trouble. It's just that we need to pause the game to gather ourselves back up. So, lets spend a few minutes sitting on this pretty little park bench we bought that has "Time Out" engraved in it. Weee!!!

    1. Re:A little off topic... by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      It's even worse as the idea of what is right become what is accepted or at least the correct idea of the moment.

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      Si vis pacem, para bellum! For evil to succeed good men need only do nothing!
    2. Re:A little off topic... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      "Time out" and "standing in the corner" are the same thing. You have some amount of time where you are forced to not doing anything and calm down.

      And I don't understand how you can say that isn't a punishment. Time out takes away the very things that make life living! Life is about fun. Toys or whatever give you pleasure, without toys, life is just an endless series of meaningless events: you sleep, you go to school, you eat, repeat until you die. To say that a person for some amount of time can't have fun and merely needs to sit and calm down is to take away all that makes life worthwhile, if only for a brief period. I know that whenever I was put on time out (and my parents were thoroughly "time out" parents) I was desperately in fear that my parents would decide to take away my videogames for long term or whatever, and then what the hell would I do? My time-outs were spent desperately trying to think of how I could explain my case to my parents and hope like hell that my life would remain meaningful.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    3. Re:A little off topic... by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Time out" and "standing in the corner" are the same thing. Not quite. Time out far me meant I had to stay on my bed without access to toys, books, etc. One could pass the time with a reasonably good imagination. Pens became space ships and the ceiling fan was a Death-Star-like space station, for example. When in a corner (facing the wall), the best you could do was listen to the rest of the family carry on with their lives or look for the equivalent of cloud images on the walls. Fortunately, my parents never caught on that the corner was the more unpleasant punishment.
    4. Re:A little off topic... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The difference is the same difference that my kid perceives when I put him in his bead. If I pick him up, tell him it is bed time, and put him in bed, he is happy. He will chat with me. All is good. If I pick him up and tell him he is in trouble, and put him in his bed, he is very upset and cries. Your explanation that "Time Out" is inherently a punishment makes no sense, in that I doubt that every NFL player starts to see what it is that they did wrong when a "Time Out" is called. I truly doubt that anyone is sports start looking at what they did wrong when a "Time Out" is called. Given that the etymology of the term comes from sports, it is clear that the coining of the term was specifically for the purpose of not telling kids that what they did was wrong.

    5. Re:A little off topic... by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      My parents loved the corner for 'short-term' punishments. In my opinion, the bitch of it all is standing versus anything else. Forget boredom; try being on your feet for upwards of 2 hours at a time. On the upside, my brother and I believe their absurd punishments and expectations have made life, thus far, a breeze. (For the record he's in the military and I'm an entrepreneur).

  61. So: SesameStreet:Adult, PowerRangers:Kid by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    and consumerist brain rot like Hannah Montana is just A-OK hunky dory YAY for everyone.

    America: stick a fork in her - she's done.

    RS

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    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
  62. Liberal Cradle Coddling? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't really get what's so "liberal" about this kind of inane overprotection of children from images of real adults. Sesame Street was a completely liberal invention: government TV to help raise children by presenting a friendly urban street with diverse, idiosyncratic neighbors. Dehumanizing it and refusing to trust parents to help their children interpret the images is pretty weird, but it's not "liberal".

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  63. Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see a lot of this revisionism as pandering to the religious right, and conservatives in general.

    Actually no. The religious right is against things they think are wrong. No religion suggests grouchiness is wrong. Also, no mainstream Christian religions have a prohibition on pipe-smoking.

    The anti-smoking nazis are almost universally leftists.

    They want to control your behavior. They know better than you so they will make your life choices for you. They know what your money should be spent on, so they'll take it from you. They know how every industry should be run, so they regulate it.

    They know how every child should be raised, so they're there with bureaucrats to "help" it be done right. Home visits, "soft" censorship of TV, mandatory government education with all alternatives discouraged, textbooks scoured of anything that any interest group could possibly object to, prohibitions on games of "tag" and other "violent" games, and the sexual-harassment panda are all tools their toolbox.

    Conservatives support individual freedom and limited government in general. The "religious right" wants to live their lives without having to bow to the totalitarian left's new government rules.

    There may have been a time when the "religious right" wanted more than that, but that was before leftists gained control of every institution in society: government, education, media, non-profits, courtrooms, and increasingly corporations and churches. Now folks on the "religious right" are struggling to keep themselves from being made second-class citizens in the new big-government leftist "utopia".

    1. Re:Try looking to your left by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I think you're overlooking a lot of hypocrisy in colour. Plenty of people of both sides of this artificial division want the government to keep out of the things they disagree with it on and to step in and control the things they do agree with it on. Often these issues have nothing to do with Left or Right (and to the rest of the world they merely look Right and Far Right). The partisanship in the USA is leading people to think of everything in terms of "Left" or "Right" even when something could be judged entirely independently of these ideas.

      The result is that a lot of good policies get rolled together with a lot of bad policies on either side, so that it becomes a lose-lose proposition.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    2. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1

      OK, lets say you are right. What do you want to do and how do you want to get it done?

      The folks who say "it is not left or right, it is both sides" generally don't have any solutions to any problems. Or they are leftists who are trying to hide their real goals.

      There's one side that wants to take over industries and control things and one side that wants smaller government and less interference in people's lives. I'm on the right, so I want smaller, less intrusive government. To get that, I'm trying to get people who agree with me elected. Those people call themselves "conservatives" in the US.

      So I repeat the question: What do you want to do and how do you want to get it done?

    3. Re:Try looking to your left by jcr · · Score: 1, Troll

      The "religious right" wants to live their lives without having to bow to the totalitarian left's new government rules.

      Not quite. They also seek to abuse the power of government to enforce their superstition on others. Right or left, superstitious or secular, the enemy is that which seeks the subjugation of the individual to the collective.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    4. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1

      They also seek to abuse the power of government to enforce their superstition on others.

      Do you have an example of this "enforcement"? Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

    5. Re:Try looking to your left by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Conservatives support individual freedom and limited government in
      > general. The "religious right" wants to live their lives without
      > having to bow to the totalitarian left's new government rules.

      Total Bullshit.

      There are no "new government rules" that interfere with how a fundementalist
      might want to live their lives. HELL, we even let entire segments of the
      fundie population essentially do their own thing as if they were their own
      separate little nation.

      This notion that the left is out to "oppress" the fundies is just a big bogus
      martyr complex. In truth, the "Puritan" element views any situation where they
      aren't in a position to meddle with everyone else's lives as "oppression". It
      is a total LIE that the religious right just wants "to be left alone". They want
      the freedom to meddle.

      That is easily demonstrated by wedge issues like Gay Marriage. It's not good
      enough that the Nazarenes (or whomever) among themselves are able to disaprove
      of this sort of thing, they have to make sure it's written into law so that
      NO ONE can effectively approve of it.

      The Nazarenes (or whomever) have no business getting to dictate to anyone else.
      This includes historically and genuinely opressed groups like the Mormons.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    6. Re:Try looking to your left by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      What? Did you fall off the turnip truck yesterday?

      This country has a LONG history of blue laws.

      Someone already mentioned Dungeons & Dragons being butchered to deal with these people.

      Just be happy that Saul of Tarsus decided to jettison most of Leviticus.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    7. Re:Try looking to your left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The anti-smoking nazis are almost universally leftists. They want to control your behavior. They know better than you so they will make your life choices for you.

      You miss the point of anti-smoking legislation. The aim is not to control the behavior of the smoker in order to make life-style choices from them. The point is to stop the addict from making lifestyle choices for the people who venture to close to their smoke. Eg since non-smokers are in the majority, it's kinda nice if the majority of people can eat out without having their meal ruined by someone getting their fix.

    8. Re:Try looking to your left by jcr · · Score: 1

      Spend a little quality time with Wikipedia, and look up the Scopes Trial, for a start.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    9. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1

      This country has a LONG history of blue laws.

      Yes. History. Blue laws are from the past. Most of them are from more than 50 years ago and they're slowly getting repealed.

      What about something that didn't happen 50 years ago?

      All the leftist restrictions on freedom are current, not some relic of the distant past.

    10. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Spend a little quality time with Wikipedia, and look up the Scopes Trial, for a start.

      Wikipedia says the Scopes Trial happend in 1925. That was over 80 years ago. Everyone involved died a long time ago. Why are you still threatened by long-dead religious leaders? If I had a time machine and planned to travel back to the 1920s, I might worry about religious folks forcing their choices on me. But I don't live in the past.

      This Sesame Street anti-smoking-nazi stuff is from this year -- 2007.

      Do you have any current examples of religious folks forcing people to do things?

    11. Re:Try looking to your left by jcr · · Score: 0, Troll

      That was over 80 years ago.

      You seem to have missed the recent attempts to bring superstition back into the classrooms. Google for "Intelligent Design".

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    12. Re:Try looking to your left by MorePower · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you joking? Off the top of my head they've tried to enforce:
      -No teaching of evolution (later scaled back to putting warning stickers that evolution was "only" a theory and trying to give equal time to Intelligent Design, as if it had equal credibility).
      -Posting the 10 commandments in schools and courthouses, presumably to give the impression that they have the weight of official government policy behind them.
      -School children should be lead by teachers in pledging themselves to a nation "under God", (originally compulsory, after complaints it was scaled back to they must stand respectfully and watch all their all peers pledge themselves).
      -Marriage can only be between a man and a woman (some compromise and allow calling it Civil Unions, but stating that 1 man/1 woman and having kids is the "gold standard"). Constitutional amendments even proposed to this end.
      . -Teachers and coaches leading students in prayer at school events, designated school "prayer time", ect.

    13. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1

      So we have a story about Sesame Street being censored because the smoking is a message not fit for children.

      And now you're saying that not censoring the Intelligent Design message (because it's unfit for children) is an example of the same thing.

      Hmm.

    14. Re:Try looking to your left by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Does putting words in other people's mouths usually work for you?

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    15. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 0, Troll

      -No teaching of evolution (later scaled back to putting warning stickers that evolution was "only" a theory and trying to give equal time to Intelligent Design, as if it had equal credibility).

      Who was "forced" in this example? What were they forced to do?

      I understand that you want religious messages censored. I'm wondering why not censoring them is considered force.

      -Posting the 10 commandments in schools and courthouses, presumably to give the impression that they have the weight of official government policy behind them.

      Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

      -School children should be lead by teachers in pledging themselves to a nation "under God", (originally compulsory, after complaints it was scaled back to they must stand respectfully and watch all their all peers pledge themselves).

      I actually agree with you there. My solution is school choice. The government schools are outmoded. About 80% of what they do at the government schools is not education and they ought to stop it.

      -Marriage can only be between a man and a woman (some compromise and allow calling it Civil Unions, but stating that 1 man/1 woman and having kids is the "gold standard"). Constitutional amendments even proposed to this end.

      Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

      Why should society have to recognize any given relationship as a marriage? What if we don't agree that it's a marriage?

      A marriage is what it has always been throughout history in all societies. It's not a definition created by "the right". There are hundreds of thousands of years of history on this in all societies and all religions throughout the world. No gay marriages in that history -- until about 12 years ago.

      . -Teachers and coaches leading students in prayer at school events, designated school "prayer time", ect.

      Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

    16. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Do you have a point? Why is it bad to censor Sesame Street but good to censor Intelligent Design? Who else should be denied an opportunity to have their views considered in schools?

      I'm wondering who the Intelligent Design proponents harmed or forced to act against their will? But you brought it up, not me. So why does it apply to the discussion?

    17. Re:Try looking to your left by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Creationism, anyone? Kansas? Teaching religious mumbo-jumbo?

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    18. Re:Try looking to your left by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with religious zealots that want to be left alone. The Armish? The Huterer? Do you have a problem with them? I don't. They don't care about me, they don't want to force me to their way of living, so they may live as they please. Fair vs. fair. Leave me alone, I leave you alone.

      But honestly gay marriage, does it affect you? For all I'm concerned, marry your horse if you want. How does it affect me? Gays will enjoy some additional rights. They may be allowed to visit each other in hospitals, they will be allowed to inherit easier from each other, they may file taxes jointly. Does it affect you that they can?

      So if anything, this alone proves your point.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    19. Re:Try looking to your left by MorePower · · Score: 1
      -No teaching of evolution (later scaled back to putting warning stickers that evolution was "only" a theory and trying to give equal time to Intelligent Design, as if it had equal credibility).

      Who was "forced" in this example? What were they forced to do?

      I understand that you want religious messages censored. I'm wondering why not censoring them is considered force.


      Biology teachers who wanted to teach their subject were forced not to teach it (at least, that's what the religious attempted to enforce). When that effort was defeated, school administrators were forced to put warning stickers on books when they felt the stickers were misleading and teachers were forced to teach a philosophical argument in science class even though they knew it wasn't science.

      -Posting the 10 commandments in schools and courthouses, presumably to give the impression that they have the weight of official government policy behind them.

      Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

      If the religious had their way schools would be forced to post religious commandments, and taxpayers would be forced to use public, taxpayer-funded buildings to spread words that many disagree with. Students and whoever had business in court would be forced to see that the government endorses that there is one God, who is your Lord, and that he issued these 9 other commandments.

      -Marriage can only be between a man and a woman (some compromise and allow calling it Civil Unions, but stating that 1 man/1 woman and having kids is the "gold standard"). Constitutional amendments even proposed to this end.

      Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

      Why should society have to recognize any given relationship as a marriage? What if we don't agree that it's a marriage?

      A marriage is what it has always been throughout history in all societies. It's not a definition created by "the right". There are hundreds of thousands of years of history on this in all societies and all religions throughout the world. No gay marriages in that history -- until about 12 years ago.

      Gay people who want to use the same methods of establishing property rights and next-of-kin status to their loved ones are forced not to. If you personally want to view gays (or previously divorced people, or mixed-race couples) as 'not married' that's your right, but the government should extend equal laws to everyone. The government shouldn't be telling me what the "gold standard" for families or anything else is.

      -Teachers and coaches leading students in prayer at school events, designated school "prayer time", ect.

      Who was forced? What were they forced to do?

      Students were forced to attend prayer sessions, and at least forced to watch all their peers pray, and usually expected to participate in saying the prayers.

    20. Re:Try looking to your left by Kohath · · Score: 1
      You have an interesting definition of force. Apparently hearing something is "force" in this definition. Therefore, censoring is "protecting" from force. That's pretty empowering for the censors, I guess.

      The government shouldn't be telling me what the "gold standard" for families or anything else is.

      So the government shouldn't say it includes gay couples.

      ...the government should extend equal laws to everyone.

      The laws are already equal. Every individual has precisely the same choices of a spouse. Restrictions like "not your sister or mother" and "not someone of the same sex" are the same kind of restriction. You want to get rid of all of them or just the ones that leftist interest groups don't like?

      Why shouldn't a society get to choose what it thinks is a marriage and what it thinks isn't a marriage? Should every tiny segment of society always get to choose for the rest of society? What if the rest of society resists? Should the majority be forced by the minority?

      How does this belief system work? Does it follow any logical rules, or is it just "say anything to gain power"?

    21. Re:Try looking to your left by MorePower · · Score: 1

      You have an interesting definition of force. Apparently hearing something is "force" in this definition. Therefore, censoring is "protecting" from force. That's pretty empowering for the censors, I guess.

      Yes forcing me to participate in activities or forcing me to listen to your message and not walk away are forms of force. Also anything using tax funded (such as school, courthouses, town halls) is a forcing me to pay for it, so you'd better have a compelling reason why taxpayers must promote these things and not curtail anyones right is the process. And there's no censoring going on here, you can post the ten commandments and hold all the prayer sessions you want on your own property or using any privately owned resources available to you(such as, say privately owned TV stations/billboards/etc.).

      So the government shouldn't say it includes gay couples.

      As long as they don't say it excludes gays either, I'm fine with that. I'm ok with the idea of the government getting out of the marriage business all together, but it is pretty useful to legally recognize weather or not someone should be considered family. And they should extend this ability to select family members to anyone, unless there is a compelling reason not to (i.e. children who can truly consent to it).

      Why shouldn't a society get to choose what it thinks is a marriage and what it thinks isn't a marriage? Should every tiny segment of society always get to choose for the rest of society? What if the rest of society resists? Should the majority be forced by the minority?

      Society can think whatever it wants, the natural course of things is for society to break up into different sub-cultures (or individuals go off on their own) if they can't work with each other. But I'm not talking about what society does, I'm talking about what the government does. Government actions are compulsory for everyone, and therefore should be limited to the bare minimum required to allow all the different sub-cultures to coexist and not step on eachother's rights.

      How does this belief system work? Does it follow any logical rules, or is it just "say anything to gain power"?

      Gain what power? I'm against the government (or anyone else) having power (or even too much influence) except where there is compelling reason why they must. The number one compelling reason why they must is to stop other people/organizations from becoming powerful.

    22. Re:Try looking to your left by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Are you deliberately inflamatory here? Or just a moron?

      Here is what he said:

      tried to enforce

      So redo your reply, actually replying to what he said, not what you wish he said.

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      Do you Gentoo!?
    23. Re:Try looking to your left by jcr · · Score: 1

      Why is it bad to censor Sesame Street but good to censor Intelligent Design?

      Try again, sunshine. I didn't advocate censoring either one.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    24. Re:Try looking to your left by Darby · · Score: 1


      There's one side that wants to take over industries and control things and one side that wants smaller government and less interference in people's lives. I'm on the right, so I want smaller, less intrusive government. To get that, I'm trying to get people who agree with me elected. Those people call themselves "conservatives" in the US.


      See, when people say completely batshit insane things like this it demonstrates how completely out of touch with reality people in this country *and, most especially the right, truly are.

      Left and Right are *both* extremely anti individual liberty.

      The Democrats are the party of big government, but the Republicans are the party of even bigger government than that.

      It's not like this is new. Ever since Reagan was elected, the Republicans have been the undisputed leaders in big oppressive government.

      As far as "I'm on the right, so I want smaller, less intrusive government. "
      That's a completely insane statement. If you are on the right, then you want big oppressive government so you can keep robbing the people of this country to make massive corporate welfare payments to already profitable corporations.

      Left and Right are identical in the fact that they both absolutely require big powerful government and in the fact that they both stand violently opposed to individual liberty.

      I mean, you obviously don't even understand where those terms came from if you don't realize how stupid you sound when you make silly nonsensical statements like that.

      To get that, I'm trying to get people who agree with me elected. Those people call themselves "conservatives" in the US.

      Wrong. "Conservatives" in the US means radical religious extremists who hate the constitution and the freedoms it guarantees. It means people who want to amend the constitution specifically to discriminate against a group they hate for purely religious based nonsensical reasons.

      None of their goals are even possible without massive overpowered government.

      Now, you talk like you're actually a Libertarian, since that's where most the Republicans who actually did believe the things you claim to went back in the 50s. The rest left when Reagan the fascist came into office. That was about 30 years ago, so its not like there hasn't been plenty of time for you to figure that out if you actually put any thought at all into your positions.

      Seriously, this tired old "durrr the Right believes in small government" meme needs to die. It has no basis in reality and is amazingly stupid, worng and simplistic.

    25. Re:Try looking to your left by Darby · · Score: 1


      Do you have any current examples of religious folks forcing people to do things?


      Duh, the gay hatred amendment they keep trying to pass even though the very idea is diametrically opposed to the actual American Values of liberty.

      Add in trying to shove "under god" and the ten commandments into government buildings of a government founded specifically on the idea that allowing crazy delusions into the laws is completely antithetical tho the idea of a free society?

      Their hatred of this nation is quite clear and obvious, so maybe you should actually look around a bit before asking really silly questions that 5 minutes of research could have completely cleared up for any thinking person?

  64. Charlton Heston Was Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His speech on political correctness, delivered 16 February 1999, Ames Courtroom, Austin Hall, Harvard University Law School:
    http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/charltonhestonculturalwar.htm

    *I remember my son when he was five, explaining to his kindergarten class what his father did for a living. "My Daddy," he said, "pretends to be people." There have been quite a few of them. Prophets from the Old and New Testaments, a couple of Christian saints, generals of various nationalities and different centuries, several kings, three American presidents, a French cardinal and two geniuses, including Michelangelo. If you want the ceiling re-painted I'll do my best. There always seem to be a lot of different fellows up here. I'm never sure which one of them gets to talk. Right now, I guess I'm the guy.

    As I pondered our visit tonight it struck me: if my Creator gave me the gift to connect you with the hearts and minds of those great men, then I want to use that same gift now to re-connect you with your own sense of liberty, your own freedom of thought, your own compass for what is right.*

    Dedicating the memorial at Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said of America, "We are now engaged in a great Civil War, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure."

    Those words are true again. I believe that we are again engaged in a great civil war, a cultural war that's about to hijack your birthright to think and say what lives in your heart. I'm sure you no longer trust the pulsing lifeblood of liberty inside you, the stuff that made this country rise from wilderness into the miracle that it is.

    Let me back up a little. About a year or two ago, I became president of the National Rifle Association, which protects the right to keep and bear arms of American citizens. I ran for office. I was elected, and now I serve. I serve as a moving target for the media who've called me everything from "ridiculous" and "duped" to a "brain-injured, senile, crazy old man." I know, I'm pretty old, but I sure Lord ain't senile.

    As I've stood in the crosshairs of those who target Second Amendment freedoms, I've realized that firearms are -- are not the only issue. No, it's much, much bigger than that. I've come to understand that a cultural war is raging across our land, in which, with Orwellian fervor, certain accepted thoughts and speech are mandated.

    For example, I marched for civil rights with Dr. King in 1963 -- and long before Hollywood found it acceptable, I may say. But when I told an audience last year that white pride is just as valid as black pride or red pride or anyone else's pride, they called me a racist.

    I've worked with brilliantly talented homosexuals all my life -- throughout my whole career. But when I told an audience that gay rights should extend no further than your rights or my rights, I was called a homophobe.

    I served in World War II against the Axis powers. But during a speech, when I drew an analogy between singling out the innocent Jews and singling out innocent gun owners, I was called an anti-Semite.

    Everyone I know knows I would never raise a closed fist against my country. But when I asked an audience to oppose this cultural persecution I'm talking about, I was compared to Timothy McVeigh.

    From Time magazine to friends and colleagues, they're essentially saying, "Chuck, how dare you speak your mind like that. You are using language not authorized for public consumption."

    But I am not afraid. If Americans believed in political correctness, we'd still be King George's boys -- subjects bound to the British crown.

    In his book, "The End of Sanity," Martin Gross writes that

    "blatantly irrational behavior is rapidly being established as the norm in almost every area of human endeavor. There seem to be new customs, new rules, new anti-intellectual theories regularly twisted on us --

    1. Re:Charlton Heston Was Right by zxsqkty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You know, the thrust of your message is correct - just because someone amends the rule book doesn't mean you have to play by those new rules. You always have the choice to not play the damned game at all. Turn your back...

      Civil disobedience is indeed a powerful tool, and I fully advocate its use whenever the legislators get out of step from what society really wants.

      Unfortunately you posted anonymously, so I cannot mod you up. If you had the courage of your convictions you'd have opened an account before posting, then we could have expanded the debate. I guess your current moderation of 0 reflects that people don't know how to moderate your post; unfortunately it also means your post will get buried bellow the default threshold.

      Sign up and debate. It costs you nothing...

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    2. Re:Charlton Heston Was Right by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      What level of risk are you willing to take for civil disobedience?

      In my state it is illegal not to meet your children at the bus stop. It's a ridiculous rule designed to prevent a tiny, tiny handful of child abductions.

      Once a child reaches a certain age, I think that it is valuable - important - for them to start being independent in situations like that. It's the start of responsibility; being responsible for getting yourself home from where you need to be. It teaches valuable lessons that you need to know to become a responsible adult. It's clear from the attitudes of older children and young adults around here that it is a lesson which isn't being learned properly before people grow up.

      But am I willing to lose my kids to do what I know is right in this case? Is that the best thing for myself and my child in that scenario? I know that one of the other busybody parents near me would turn me in, if not the bus driver...

      Civil disobedience only works when it is organized and done in a large group.

  65. one comment in favor by samnice · · Score: 1

    i shouldn't be surprised that so many comments are taking the high-horse of the "pussification" of america. after-all its an easy one to take. censorship must be bad. those pansies at Sesame Street are just scared of lawsuits, right? Wrong. Placing a label on a DVD that some would take (rightly so) at first glance as a kids show is responsible action if that kids show has actors (including puppets) modeling behavior that you might not want your kids to engage in. This stuff was shot almost 40 years ago. Just because "My mom smoked and drank while she was pregnant and we never sat in a car seat and we shot each other in the head with BB guns...etc" doesn't mean that times have changed and that we haven't learned anything. The pithy pot-shots at PBS are misplaced. The story here is that we have learned a lot in 40 years about how children, especially young children learn and model behavior. And yes, parents are key. So quit dogging on someone for doing something right. And in case you are wondering, I don't let my kids watch ANY TV. I do, however let them watch an occasional movie and i appreciate knowing what it contains first. I also watch what they eat, read them books at night and am teaching my oldest (he's 2 and a half) to build computers. So please, cut the folks at PBS a break. Sesame Street today is a great show and is really a good influence for kids. And before you start spouting off about how kids should toughen up, try having some yourself, and then let me know how much you want them to smoke and drink and drive fast cars. there are plenty of better ways to learn that stuff than from the TV - my kids uncle comes to mind....

    1. Re:one comment in favor by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "And before you start spouting off about how kids should toughen up, try having some yourself, and then let me know how much you want them to smoke and drink and drive fast cars."

      I have a kid, and I don't want him to smoke or drink or drive fast cars. But none of those things has anything to do with Sesame Street.

      I'd spout off about how parents should toughen up, not the kids. If my son sees Cookie Monster smoking a pipe and wants to engage in that imaginative play, I have no problem with that--because I'd let him know that smoking a real pipe would be bad for him. The same principle is in action when he drinks juice from a mug and pretends it's his before-work coffee, just like daddy drinks. He also knows that I don't like coffee, am trying to stop drinking it and that I'm addicted to the chemical in it that helps me stay awake. He knows that I would much rather get more sleep if I had the time. He understands this the same way he understands that he can't have spicy chips when my wife is eating them (not because I don't want him eating them, but because he doesn't like spicy food).

      It turns out being open and honest with your 4-year-old works quite well. So does not treating him like he's an idiot.

  66. It all makes sense now... by NCatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I started smoking pipe tobacco when I was 24 (2 yrs ago). I had completely forgotten about that Sesame Street bit where Cookie Monster ate the pipe. I had wondered all along why I was tempted to eat my pipes after finishing a bowl, turns out it was Sesame Street's fault. Damn you Sesame Street!

    1. Re:It all makes sense now... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would you start smoking when you were 24?

      I started smoking when I was 15 or so (21 now), and I curse myself for it. Good luck with that in 6 years or so!

  67. I've been wondering by xx01dk · · Score: 1

    why today's Sesame Street just doesn't seem to be quite the show I remembered growing up. I mean, I can fully understand why those old Loony Tunes cartoons from the 40's and 50's aren't shown anymore, but this was a freaking kid's show! Also, isn't it about time for the people who grew up watching Sesame Street to be assuming rolls of power in our society? I mean, who grows up and decides that all those happy memories aren't appropriate for today's youth? Someone who didn't like the show, that's who.

    Anyway, here's a quick fix if you need it: the Yip Yip aliens. I'm guessing these guys probably don't make the grade anymore either...

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    1. Re:I've been wondering by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

      Also, isn't it about time for the people who grew up watching Sesame Street to be assuming rolls of power in our society?
      Yes.

      I mean, who grows up and decides that all those happy memories aren't appropriate for today's youth?
      Those who assume power and notice that they incompetent to something positive with it. It is easy to criticise, but hard to be creative. It is easier to destroy than to build something. Easier to restrict and forbid than to find ways to actually improve something. So what do you do when suddenly you got power, but don't know how to use it? Do something populistic. No idea how to lower crime? No problem, just raise punishments. You need your name in the media? Forbid something popular, but don't hurt your voters. Forbidding something for kids is always fine. When they are old enough to vote, it does not matter anymore for you.
  68. Philosophy street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never got into Sesame Street, I preferred SCTV's Philosophy Street instead. Hi Mr. Willis! My mum sent me out for some materialism.

  69. Curious George, colonialism, and slavery by Geof · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the few bright spots have been the original Curious George books

    Hehe. It's interesting you should pick that example. Here's one person's interpretation, which pretty much matches what went through my mind when I reread it as an adult:

    A black man, living happily in his African homeland, is tricked by a white man dressed like an English lord. Without asking about his family or his preferences, the white man shackles the black man and takes him on a slave ship to America. In the city, the black man causes a minor bit of trouble and is thrown in prison, where he gets no lawyer and has no rights (think: Guantanamo). At book's end, he is uncaged, but hardly free --- he's the very cliche of the black entertainer, a minstrel who will always grin and shuffle for his white "massuh."

    Now don't go criticizing this (or me) without reading context, which makes the whole thing a lot more interesting. Here, for comparison, is that same person's precis of the story itself:

    A monkey playing happily in a tree in his African homeland is spotted by a white man in a large yellow hat. The man puts the hat on the ground; George comes down from the tree to try it on. It's too big --- so he doesn't see the white man approach, Next thing George knows, he's been popped in a bag and on a ship bound for America. A few adventures later and the monkey is in New York. At the white man's apartment, he drinks wine, smokes a pipe and wears pajamas. The next morning, he accidentally calls the fire department --- and is put in prison for phoning in a false alarm. He escapes, is reunited with the white man and --- at last --- is brought to the zoo, where he lives happily with other African animals.

    Now go take another look at Babar.

    That Babar link explains that the children surveyed don't care about whatever deeper significance may or may not be linking in the tales - they simply enjoy the stories. Scholarship has moved a long way from the time when it was believed that the messages people take away from a story are the exact same ones that we put in. It's a pity so many people still think that other people are mindless robots and run around trying to protect children from Alistair Cookie. Instead of protecting them from being checked in and out of the TV as though it were a daycare, and a society that in so many ways encourages this kind of parenting and makes it difficult to do otherwise.

    1. Re:Curious George, colonialism, and slavery by swb · · Score: 1

      Its easy and obvious to make some kind of political message out of the first Curious George book. We've had parents who said they were "nervous" about it because of the smoking and what can best be termed colonialism of the Man in the Yellow Hat.

      I would argue that the "colonialism" is key to the appeal that the books have to children. Kids identify with George -- he's small, curious and misunderstood and the adventure and trouble he gets into is much like their own, plus, there's something intrinsically "captive" about BEING a child that mimics George's existence.

  70. 'Left-Leaning' leads to this Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether you want to accept it or not, it's the very 'left-leaning' that produces concepts like this. I'm not defending 'right-leaning', I'm just saying that this comes from certain left-leaning ideas.

  71. nothing to do with the right by timmarhy · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    err all you tards blaming this on the right.... this has a lot more to do with polictical correctness which is the left's domain.

    can't hide in trash cans, can't eat food? that's a leftists doing. the right only has a problem with bert and ernie being gay.

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  72. Re:yes, they removed the pipe and gave him a shotg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People to this day still puzzle over the blood splatter and smoke coming from the end of the flashlight.

  73. It's the Price... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    It's the price of living in a litigious and SAFE society.
    Americans appear to be willing to achieve supreme safety at any cost, be it from their wallets, liberty, privacy, freedom, respect, dignity etc.

    1. Re:It's the Price... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      We are? They let me shoot high powered rifles as soon as I could hold them, kill shit with them when I was 12, drive a car at 14, drive a car on the roads when I was 16.5, and then let me buy and sell those high powered rifles at 18, without a license!

      If we're so concerned with safety, why are my neighbor's keys in his ignition. Why are mine?!

      Get the fuck off my lawn, or I'll blow your head off, and call the cops to come clear your dead body off of my grass. I don't need anyone to defend it for me.

    2. Re:It's the Price... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      Uncle Sam thinks otherwise. You need need him to defend you against an impotent dictator with imaginary WMD, at a cost of trillions. Nobody cares if your car is stolen, but if your kid is on a bicycle he damn well better strap on a helmet. And you damn well better buckle up when you drive your keyless entry automobile. And even if you're 75, you'd better produce some ID before buying that case of PBR. Try driving that car over the speed limit, while you're at it, even on an empty highway, and see if the safety patrol doesn't give you an expensive reminder that they're concerned about your safety. Just because the state allows you a gun, and a car, (driving it is not a right, but a privilege they'll tell you), does not mean that your freedoms and liberties, are not gradually being eroded by the nanny state, and litigious fools.
      When was the last time you took a flight? Surely you'd be familiar with the song and shoeless dance required of you, for your safety.
      Let's see you walk around in any major metropolitan area with your high powered rifle, and see if the safety patrol exhibits any concern for your safety, or the safety of others.
      Look around, are you getting more freedoms and liberties, or less?

    3. Re:It's the Price... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Let's run the gambut:

      - I do not need him to defend me from a (dead) dictator. In fact, I need not even risk the draft, however I did register because I need the college money.

      - Nobody cares if the car is stolen, unless, of course, I report it stolen, when it is then put in NCIC for up to 90 days - if it is abandoned, or the driver is pulled over in it, I'll be getting my car back. If my kid was riding a bicycle without a helmet, he'd catch a beating from me first before catching a ride home from a cop.

      - I will not buckle my seatbelt. In Pennsylvania, you must be stopped for a moving violation (ie, driving unsafely) first, before they ticket you for a seatbelt. Don't want to strap in? Don't drive so as to require it.

      - I do not mind being required to prove my age to buy alcohol. Ever seen a bunch of drunk college freshmen? Fuck em, they're not mature enough to handle alcohol, and if they are, they would understand why they cannot purchase it, and would simply continue to consume. You don't get busted for alcohol chillin' in an apartment, you get busted for puking in the hallway and telling the cop to fuck off.

      - Driving a car on a public road funded by public money that anyone who meets the requirements is a privilege, because driving like a maniac is going to piss off, well, public. I can, however, buy my own right-of-way and build my own interstate highway if I please, and then go as fast as I like on it. In fact, I'm free to drive the car anywhere I own or anywhere the land owner has given me permission as fast and as detrimentally to my health as I please.

      - If I would like to fly in an airplane and not be searched, I am once again, free to get my own pilot's license and fly my own damn plane. Now, if I want to fly with the cattle, I have to be searched like cattle.

      - There is no reason to carry a high-powered rifle in a city. If there were an immediate threat to my well-being that ISN'T handled by the cops, it would be nearby, not far away. For that reason, I can carry a concealed weapon, with a permit, of course. In my state, that just means $35 and bringing a 2"x2" pic to the Sheriff's Office.

      I realize I took the bait, but realize this: If you choose to live in a country that is lead by the people, you must realize that if you're on the plus side of the bell curve the government is going to be stupider than you. Take a good philosophy of law class, or read some Aquinas. According to him, and I like his argument, any good man is not bound by the law, as the law only dictates proper reason. i.e., if I want to fly safely, I must submit to searches based upon suspicion. However, only Arabs have recently tried to blow up planes. It is unfair to judge all Arabs based on a couple dozen morons with plane tickets, so we must all be searched.

      Your liberties cannot be taken away. Nobody can stop you from speaking, nobody can stop you from defending your own body. You choose to give them away.

  74. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes sense... in Korea, only old people watch Sesame Street.

  75. You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by billcopc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's hardly a rebuttal, and actually just spam. I don't want to read what your manufactured religion wants me to read, I want a real Catholic or Christian to give me a piece of their mind.

      Explain to me why homosexuality is so bad. Explain to me why the preacher dude wears a dress. Explain to me why I should care about the whole Jesus thing. Explain to me why God matters in today's and tomorrow's society. Most importantly, do it all in a pertinent and rational manner.

      Succeed, and I might actually have several good reasons to join. So far all of the answers I've heard, have made absolutely no sense to me. All I see is a bunch of dumb people repeating words that aren't theirs, breaking their own rules, and cowering in a sea of pretty lies that somehow make their empty lives easier to bear. Prove me wrong, and I'll listen.

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    2. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Nazlfrag · · Score: 5, Informative

      Explain to me why homosexuality is so bad. Explain to me why the preacher dude wears a dress. Explain to me why I should care about the whole Jesus thing. Explain to me why God matters in today's and tomorrow's society. Most importantly, do it all in a pertinent and rational manner.

      I was raised Catholic, so here's my perspective: Homosexuality is not so bad according to Catholics and the Pope (well, John Paul II was very lenient, Benedict is more catious). Many don't believe this, so here's the Pope:

      Although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin, it is a more or less strong tendency ordered to an intrinsic moral evil, and thus the inclination itself must be seen as an objective disorder...

      It is deplorable that homosexual persons have been and are the object of violent malice in speech or in action. Such treatment deserves condemnation from the Church's pastors wherever it occurs. - Pope Benedict XVI

      Condemnation of male homosexuality (girls don't get much of a mention in the bible and are free to munch carpet) extends from rules proscribed in Leviticus, which also call for the stoning to death of those that work on the sabbath and many other antiquated and unobserved rituals. Catholics study the bible the way it was meant to be studied, not literally but interpretively. Also, the new testament tells us that the old ways need not be heeded, only that we should accept Christ and his message, though others interpret this differently. Either way, we have stopped condemning sabbath violators to death as well as homosexuals.

      The priest wears a robe as a part of a ritual symbolizing his loss of individuality among other things, which is also why the Pope often changes his name upon ordination - he sacrifices his individuality to become a representative of Christ on earth.

      The whole Jesus thing is simply that he cast off the old rules (ie. Leviticus) to say there is only one rule, love your neighbour as you love yourself. You should care because what the world needs now, is love, sweet love.

      Religion matters in this day and age because it is still a great way to explore the metaphysical. God matters because humanity matters, and God is just a metaphor for humanity as a whole.

      All this said I am strongly (devoutly?) atheist, as I believe there is no mythical creator deity but simply that we are all gods, whose individual and collective achievements create mythical gods as time goes on. I do believe there is more to this universe than matter and time alone, such that science, numbers and even language are powerless to describe. That said, I read the works of the prophets in the bible, the koran, as I do the acts of the gods in the epic of Gilgamesh simply to enhance my wisdom with that of ages past. There is no need to condemn the bible if you just look at it as a nice poetry book, just condemn the acts of those who use ambiguous poetry as justification of their actions.

    3. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain to me why homosexuality is so bad.

      Fornication is sin. Just thinking about adultery is a sin that we are all guilty of (Matthew 5:28). Furthermore lust for the same sex it listed specifically as a sin (1 Corinthians 6:9, Roman 1:26-27)

      Explain to me why the preacher dude wears a dress.

      Nothing in the Bible about this, so I can't answer that.

      Explain to me why I should care about the whole Jesus thing. Explain to me why God matters in today's and tomorrow's society. Most importantly, do it all in a pertinent and rational manner.

      Have you ever told a lie? Have you ever been mad at someone? Have you ever had a lustful thought? If so, you have sinned. Just like an Earthly judge, there is nothing you can tell God to make up for the sin that you already committed. No amount of good works help you. God is perfectly just and cannot be bought off. Breaking the law is breaking the law and we all do it. We are caught and in a terrible predicament. We have broken the laws that go against the perfect nature of a infinite being. What do we do?

      God is kind and full of grace. He solved the problem we cannot get ourselves out of. He wrapped Himself in human form and lived amongst us. He kept the law in a way that we could not of so He could be a perfect payment for our sin. It would be like a stranger coming into the courtroom and paying a fine that we could not pay. The law is satisfied and justice is done.

      This is why humanity needs Jesus. We cannot pay our fine. Religion tells you that you can make up for all the bad you do. Can you? Can you make up for every word, deed, and thought that is not aligned with the being that defines perfection, justice, love, and grace? Nothing covers up the fact that we broke the law, except Jesus. Jesus is not religion, He just says to trust that He payed your fine. That is the core of Christianity. See Romans 3:21-26.

      After you die and stand in the courtroom on judgment day will you try to justify yourself?
    4. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1
      I'm not Catholic, I'm Eastern Orthodox Christian, but here it goes:
      • Homosexuality can be a sign of general sexual deviance and hedonism - you know those kids in college that would screw anything with 2 legs? Psychologists will tell you that destructive sexual behavior is a negative influence on someone's life. But then again, there are homosexuals whose behavior is monogamous and not destructive. Either way, homosexuality is treated on a case by case basis and is a matter between an individual and their priest. The church makes no broad condemnation (of any sin, for that matter).
      • The preacher dude wears a vestment and it is a festal garment appropriate for celebrating the Liturgy. Jerk.
      • Here's the point where I tell you all about gospels and being saved or whatever. But look, if you don't believe it, there's nothing I can really do. All I can do is tell you that it makes sense to me that some kind of God exists, and that the Christian belief makes the most sense to me out of all the religions.
      • I can tell you the very first thing is that many people in today's society (at least on the internet) have completely lost the virtue of humility. Spirituality is also a very important part of the human equation, and any psychiatrist will tell you it has the potential to improve one's psyche. Religion is also a much better foundation for maintaining a base of morality than any other human institution. I'm not saying that you need religion to stay moral. I'm saying that without religion, society will not have a foundation for morality. I'm also not saying that society will crumble without Christianity or any other of today's religions; rather I think that a new religion (defined in a Durkheimian sense) would rush in to fill the void.


      Any questions?
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    5. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      Fornication is sin. Just thinking about adultery is a sin that we are all guilty of (Matthew 5:28). Furthermore lust for the same sex it listed specifically as a sin (1 Corinthians 6:9, Roman 1:26-27) Dear AC, you missed. The OP said:

      I don't want to read what your manufactured religion wants me to read, I want a real Catholic or Christian to give me a piece of their mind. What you did was regurgitate some crap that someone else made up.

      Have you ever told a lie? [heavy snippage about god and law and rule breaking and fines]

      This is why humanity needs Jesus. We cannot pay our fine. [more snippage of the same sort] That is the core of Christianity. See Romans 3:21-26.

      After you die and stand in the courtroom on judgment day will you try to justify yourself? What courtroom? what law? what fine? what need?

      All of this claptrap and babbling is based on a fundamentally flawed concept -- that the universe is ruled by some all-powerful bogeyman who wanders around making up a set of rules that noone could possibly adhere to. Once you are able to divorce yourself from this fallacy, then you will become truly enlightened and see the universe for what it really is. And you will understand how all that drivel you just spewed is the ravings of a delusional self-flagellator. I wish you luck in this, as it will not be divine intervention that leads you from your dark, disturbed place.
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    6. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you did was regurgitate some crap that someone else made up.

      Maybe. Or maybe my points, that came directly from the Bible, were what the creator of the universe revealed to the world through special revelation.

      What courtroom? what law? what fine? what need?
      All of this claptrap and babbling is based on a fundamentally flawed concept -- that the universe is ruled by some all-powerful bogeyman who wanders around making up a set of rules that noone could possibly adhere to.

      We all know we do wrong. We have a conscience that tells us. The rules are not simply a moral guide. The rules do two things. They inform us how perfect God is and how flawed we are. If God gave us a bunch of rules simply to condemn us then yes he would be a bogyman. But, no, that is not the case. He gave the rules, and a way to resolve the gap between us and Him, not based on what we do, but what God did. He provided a way that we could not do ourselves. It is a gift that we can't brag about. I can't say that I'm am more enlightened than you or that I follow the rules better than you. All I do is trust the way that God provided. It is not my righteousness, but His that resolves the gap.
    7. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      What you did was regurgitate some crap that someone else made up.

      Maybe. Or maybe my points, that came directly from the Bible, were what the creator of the universe revealed to the world through special revelation.

      Maybe? Maybe? So much for faith.

      No, they are not the great revelation of the creator of the universe. They are invariably the words written down by some dudes after being passed orally for decades, centuries or millenia. They have no foundation in reality, other than the contextual bits that are implanted in the most recent versions prior to their writing that have not yet been wiped out by the randomly injected errors inherent in an oral tradition.

      And you are dodging the point, which is that the OP asked for something *other* than the words that your particular tradition professes. In other words, argue the point logically and with your own words. Describe what you believe and why you believe it and how you come to those conclusions without relying on some whack-job hermit in the desert thousands of years ago to describe these things for you.

      We all know we do wrong. We have a conscience that tells us.

      no. we all know we do things that we "feel" are wrong, but that is a completely subjective matter and is only an extension of the concept of empathy. There is no objective right and wrong.

      The rules are not simply a moral guide. The rules do two things. They inform us how perfect God is and how flawed we are.

      How? Seriously, how do rules as laid out by a mythical being do anything to inform us about anything? There is no god. There is no objective determination of perfection or imperfection. You keep missing the flaw in your fundamental premise: that there exists a higher power, supreme being, whatever, that has set some standard for right and wrong, perfection and imperfection, sinfullness and non-sinfullness. Every other broken religious concept follows from that. Once you accept the reality that there is no "god" you will see how the rest of your assertions fail and you will realize how you have wasted time and energy attempting to make the universe fit into some plan that doesn't exist.

      To speak more directly to one point: I am not "flawed". I simply am. I am an amalgam of substances that collectively produce a series of effects that we call life. I am nothing more nor less than that. An interesting side-effect of that is that this life has evolved a level of complexity that allows for very complex reactions to take place. These complex reactions we have labeled "consciousness". One very interesting side effect of this consciousness is that we have a certain set of extremely complex reactions that are able to mimic and predict the reactions in other amalgams of substances with a similar complexity to our own. Some people call this empathy. It allows us to "feel" things predictively. In other words, I can predict how another separate entity might experience some action, and I can actually do so with some reasonable accuracy by simply imagining how I might experience that same action. One of the side-effects of the predictive feeling is that, in the case of things that to us would not be pleasant, we sometimes think that it would be wrong to cause these feelings in others. Some people have built incredible, complicated, systems based on this idea. These ideas have become what we call "morals". Some groups have attempted to co-opt this concept of "morals" and turn it into something it is not: a proscription from some "god". In reality, it is nothing more than a series of extremely complex reactions stacked a-top one another.

      If God gave us a bunch of rules simply to condemn us then yes he would be a bogyman. But, no, that is not the case. He gave the rules, and a way to resolve the gap between us and Him, not based on what we do, but what God did. He provided a way that we could not do ourselves. It is a gift that we can't brag about. I can't say that

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    8. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Explain to me why homosexuality is so bad.

      I can't argue for the present, but I'll discuss the historic context as it was explained to me.

      In ancient days, modern medicine and sanitation were practically non-existent. The ban on homosexuality came about largely to prevent the spread of disease. (In fact, a great deal of Leviticus concerns itself with sanitation and hygiene.)

    9. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      "Although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin, it is a more or less strong tendency ordered to an intrinsic moral evil, and thus the inclination itself must be seen as an objective disorder...

      It is deplorable that homosexual persons have been and are the object of violent malice in speech or in action. Such treatment deserves condemnation from the Church's pastors wherever it occurs. - Pope Benedict XVI"

      Correct me if I'm putting words in your mouth, but I think you misunderstand what he is saying. He is not saying that homosexuality is ok. Homosexuality is still sin. What he is saying is that, assuming you're a guy, getting hard you see a guy is no more sinful than getting hard when you see a girl. Both of these are automatic responses to, well, people you see when you walk around. The problem is when it gets in your head.

      Because this is such a fine line, I would look at a lot of other things he has said pertaining to the issue before concluding that the pope thinks it's "Not so bad" (whatever THAT means. Could mean anything, really). In this quote, at least, because he called it an "objective disorder" it seems more like he's comparing it to being clinically depressed, a kleptomaniac, or any other psychological disorder.

    10. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe? Maybe? So much for faith.

      I was granting you a point for the sake of discussion. Maybe you are right, but have you considered the other point in context of justice?

      In other words, argue the point logically and with your own words. Describe what you believe and why you believe it and how you come to those conclusions without relying on some whack-job hermit in the desert thousands of years ago to describe these things for you.

      How can we know the character of God without Him telling something about Himself? If it is important to know about who created us, wouldn't it be important for that information to be communicated? Not only was it communicated, but God Himself lived among us.

      How? Seriously, how do rules as laid out by a mythical being do anything to inform us about anything? There is no god. There is no objective determination of perfection or imperfection. You keep missing the flaw in your fundamental premise: that there exists a higher power, supreme being, whatever, that has set some standard for right and wrong, perfection and imperfection,

      Yes, I do start with the presumption that creation has a creator. This is consistent with what we know. We know that life does not come from non-life. We know that order doesn't just happen. I know that some argue that it can, but they have their own presumptions.

      Once you accept the reality that there is no "god" you will see how the rest of your assertions fail and you will realize how you have wasted time and energy attempting to make the universe fit into some plan that doesn't exist.

      Presuming that there is no God also presents problems in logic. How do you know anything? As least a theist says that cannot know everything and at some point there must be revelation. To the Jew and Christian that revelation should be consistent with the world around us. Truth and logic must be consistent with revelation.

      Why do we care? So some bored "higher-power" thingy has said "do all this and here I'll do the hard parts for you." So what? Why bother? Let him go play by himself. It seems it would be much more efficient if he did so.

      You can do what you want. It matters you God because He cares about His creation. It matters to you because I don't think you would want to know what perfect justice is. He will act in accordance with His character. He is just and someday He will make sure that justice is satisfied. Since God is kind and full of grace He withheld His justice for a while so we could also experience those attributes. The whole payment of sin is simply a manifestation of another aspect of God.

      If, for the sake of argument, you want to understand the Judeo-Christian view think of perfection, think of infinite being that created you. Think of the consequences of wronging a child, your girlfriend/wife, police, FBI, Secret Service. Things have a scale to them. Even a simple betrayal can be huge if it is against a country. What is it to betray an infinite God?

      I know that you cannot conceive that there could be a God, but I cannot conceive that there cannot be. Where can we go from here?
    11. Re:You, sir, are sadly misinformed by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      It's not my words, but the Popes word. I am a self-described atheist, so I don't really give a fuck. Either way, you said "Correct me if I'm putting words in your mouth, but I think you misunderstand what he is saying. He is not saying that homosexuality is ok. Homosexuality is still sin." to which the Pope says "Although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin". I could put it in simpler terms, but I'm sure you get the gist. Go sodomise your girlfriend, I'm sure she appreciates it.

  76. Sad But True... by morari · · Score: 1
    Along with Sesame Street and Nova, Pee-Wee was a favorite in my younger days. Eventually the Ninja Turtles came, yes, but they didn't replace any previous favorites. I just recently went back and watched all of Pee-Wee's Playhouse for the first time in over a decade after getting the DVDs from NetFlix. I still find a level of enjoyment in the series. That said however, I really can't see anyone trying to make a similar show and marketing it to children in today's climate. Unfortunately, kids today have extremely dumbed down entertainment instead. Usually these involve seemingly random assortments of scenes with no binding ties. It's done this way because kids are assumed to have short attention spans.

    Furthermore, I tend to believe that a lot of it is deliberately done so as to keep today's children in a perpetual state of stupidity. Parents just want to sit kids down in front of the television while they go out and live their own broken lives. Meanwhile, the television is made to keep children from ever becoming a threat later in life. Beat them with mindlessness now and they'll have no want for intelligent entertainment further down the road. People that don't think offer no resistance to the status quo, and those in power like it that way.

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  77. Welcome to 1972's Germany by harmonica · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about the beginning of the airing of Sesame Street in Germany in 1972, and how there were complaints about how bad a role model Oscar living in a trash can is for children. Something like that might be suitable for the USA (back then and sometimes even today the narrow-minded's scapegoat for horrible developments in society), but not in good old clean Germany.

    Sigh. History ... repeating ...

    On the upside, it will probably be fine 35 years from now.

  78. As someone who has seen this DVD by dherman · · Score: 1

    I am about as anti-PC as the next guy, but....

    The intro scene would NEVER be allowed on TV today. A young girl (let's say 5 years old) walks home from school alone. She is then approached by a strange man who wants to take her somewhere..

    In our society this is the exact OPPOSITE Behavior we would our daughters or sons to follow.

    The 60's and 70's were very different than today. People should watch this with thier kids and explain why the behaviors exhibited don't apply today.

    Dave

  79. Oh FFS by Greyfox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The god damn hippies and wierdos who were my teachers in my early years and who kept banging the drum that humanity was going to destroy the planet through pollution and nuclear war and who felt that it was OK to experiment on us kids with every new educational theory that came along did a lot more damage to my young psyche than PBS ever did. Which is why I can now wish that these people would all get cancer of the ass and die a horrible death. Sesame Street would NOT have been OK with me wishing that on someone. So I guess while they were not harmful, their message of peace and learning for the fun of it didn't take very well, either.

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  80. And Elmo is any better? by hhpaisan · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I have much less problem with Oscar than I do with Elmo. My 3 year old is not allowed to watch modern Sesame Street. He is allowed to watch old ones.

    Not only do I find the new ones much more frenetic, I have no desire to have my child think that acting like Elmo is acceptable behaviour.

    1. Re:And Elmo is any better? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Amen. Elmo needs a good ass kicking.

  81. Modeled what behaviour? by brunes69 · · Score: 0, Troll

    What is the "wrong behavior" that it is modeling - that you shouldn't EAT PIPES?? Oh but I guess sitting down and woffing back 30 -40 cookies at one sitting is OK behavior? No wonder America is so obese.

    1. Re:Modeled what behaviour? by ampathee · · Score: 1

      What is the "wrong behavior" that it is modeling - that you shouldn't EAT PIPES?? Oh but I guess sitting down and woffing back 30 -40 cookies at one sitting is OK behavior? No wonder America is so obese.
      Did you not get the memo? Cookies are a sometimes food.
  82. It's not just Cookie Monster by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

    Remember when Mr. Potato Head came with a pipe? I used to use that pipe and pretend I was Popeye. Oh wait, Popeye can't have a pipe anymore either.

    Megatron used to transform into a gun, too. There's all sorts of old toys "back then" that would be recalled today due to our hypersensitivity.

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    1. Re:It's not just Cookie Monster by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Such toys wouldn't even get a chance to be recalled. The manufacturer's legal team would review it and say, "what, are you nuts? Do you want to be sued into oblivion?" I mean, the toys I had back in the sixties were just awesome compared to the useless crap on the shelves today. Hell, I had a Star Trek phaser that fired spinning plastic discs, an acetylene cannon, a machine cap gun that fired rubber bullets (ouch!), a slingshot (like David used on Goliath) and a ton of other way cool stuff that I somehow managed not to kill anyone with. All came from the toy store. Wish I'd managed to hang on to 'em, though ... some of it is worth a small fortune on E-Bay, mainly because you can't buy it anymore.

      In any event, I'm tired of all this interventionist/revisionist activity. So far as I'm concerned, if there's any paternalism needed it should be our parents that are doing it. It's nobody else's business.

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  83. Re:G by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass. If you are the looser, telling the winner that they played a good game seems kind of stupid. If you are the winner, it always comes across as condescending.


    Not if the game involves any degree of luck. Sure this does not apply to chess, but it surely would apply to backgammon -- nobody wins them all, no matter how good they are, and it happens quite frequently that someone makes the best possible decision at every point in the game, and still loses. This deserves a "Good Game" -- it acknowledges that there were some things that were out of the player's control that ultimately determined the outcome. Poker of course is particularly prone to this -- all those who play it know exactly what you mean if you say "I was good until the river." Telling someone "Good Game" after he just lost his entire chip stack to a 200:1 runner-runner suckout is hardly condescending.

    Most games, including athletic competitions, involve some degree of luck. Environmental variables cannot be controlled, and some of them are not even visible to the players. You throw or kick the ball trusting that the wind will be blowing with the same speed and direction throughout that ball's flight -- what else can you do? When a sudden gust of wind pushes a kick two feet to the right of the upright and you miss the game-winning field goal, that's luck coming into play (unless you're indoors of course). This is why there is a "good" end of the field and a "bad" end to be kicking toward at any point in the game. The difference may not always be large, but it is there, and this is why teams switch sides at various points in the game.

    Tennis is likewise prone to the vagaries of shifting and swirling wind, and also to patterns of light and shadow if played by natural light. Baseball has the same issues. Golf is not so prone to tricks of the light, but is very vulnerable to wind and rain -- and yesterday's weather often impacts the condition of the course even though it has changed since. There are no grounds crews to roll out tarps when the rain comes.

    "Good Game" is a simple acknowledgment that, had a few variables been changed, the outcome of the contest may well have been different.

    Mal-2
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  84. tossing cookie monsters salad... by panic911 · · Score: 1

    Talk about adult only. Check out the first search result: http://www.sesameworkshop.org/search/index.new.php?q=cookie+monster

  85. Adult rating.... by Spookticus · · Score: 1

    chika...chika..pow..woww.... This episode featuring: How big bird get his groove on

  86. Re:G by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    Good Sig. I dig.

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  87. the Graffitti on Sesame Street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my Sesame street book from the 70's the streets are covered with Graffitti... much of which seems apparently by and about the characters... is this the real reason? I dont remember if the live show when it first came out was the same..

  88. I don't know about piracy by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Is it still piracy if it's not available in the US? If it was, I'd buy it, so...

    I don't know about piracy, but it would still be copyright infringement. If a copyright holder doesn't want to make a film available in the US, that's their right.

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    1. Re:I don't know about piracy by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > I don't know about piracy, but it would still be copyright infringement.
      > If a copyright holder doesn't want to make a film available in the US,
      > that's their right.

      If a work isn't available then it shouldn't be copyrighted. All of the
      protections normally associated with copyrighted works should be null
      and void.

      The whole point of the intrusive monopoly protection here is to encourage
      people to put their stuff out there so that it can be later built on.

      Abandon a work and the clock should start ticking just like it would
      for a piece of land that you're not at all interested in.

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    2. Re:I don't know about piracy by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      That makes about as much sense as the people claiming all entertainment should be free. The copyright holder decides, not the consumer. Learn to live without constant entertainment. You'll find life much more fulfilling.

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    3. Re:I don't know about piracy by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Sure, the copyright holder can do whatever he wants. However, by not making his work available in US, he can not claim limited time exclusive rights to his work under Article I, Section 8, Clause 8 of the US constitution. He clearly does not intent to promote "the Progress of Science and useful Arts" in US if nobody gets to see his work and I don't think our law should care about his activities abroad.

  89. You don't Know the Real Barney by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    pasteurized crap like Barney the Dinosaur and the modern-era Sesame Street.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjJsitebBe0

  90. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  91. Zonk's childhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P is for penis, that's good enough for me!
    P is for penis, that's good enough for me!
    P is for penis, that's good enough for me!
    Penis, penis, penis starts with P!

  92. DANGERRRR, ITS NOOOOO STRANGER!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone remember that skit? i loved that one..

    do you think that skit would be played now with all the terroism bullshit.. kids are missing the best, most creative sesame streets. I will be buying these DVDs as an adult to relive the memories.

  93. Won't satisfy the "educational needs" of customers by sseaman · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA, but I'd wager that the main reason this is marketed to the "adult" class of consumers and not "parents" (I realize the latter is usually a subclass of the former) is because a parent looking for an educational DVD will be disappointed in early seasons of Sesame Street. Young children, accustomed to the superior production values of the current PBS Kids shows (some are quite good - Curious George, for example) might find the badly aging episodes dull, and parents might find the content infantile.

    This is a way for public television to make money from the School House Rock set, not the young families graduating from Baby Einstein.

  94. Censorship and Propaganda anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    North American parents... Or maybe mostly the new christian attitudes. THINK LIKE THE CHINESE COMMIES!
    Censorship and Propaganda! Censorship and Propaganda! Censorship and Propaganda!

    Seriously tho, the right way to things is literally Educate and actually raise the children!
    Tell them right from wrong! Do parenting! And most of all Educate!!! Censorship and Propaganda
    is not the way. Because when they do find out, it wont be from you, and it will probably be
    spun in a positive way...

    "Cigs? what are those? get rid of stress? get me more popular? No negative side effects! Ok!
    I've been taught to listen to whatever I get fed! Ok hook me up with Weed!"
    Yea.... great....

  95. Quite the contrary by Rix · · Score: 1

    I commend PBS for both being able to gracefully admit that they were wrong.

    They're creating children's television. There isn't room for the historical nuance that we once thought of tobacco as OK, but we know better now. Better to give them a simpler message and let them delve into the history when they're older.

  96. Smoking? by iabervon · · Score: 1

    What's this about smoking? Nobody on Sesame Street smoked. That pipe clearly wasn't lit. Even in 1969, it was pretty well-known that it's unhealthy in a very rapid way for furry, flammable monsters to smoke. The point was that he didn't know what a pipe was for, aside from that you need one to present theatrical productions and that it was smaller than his head and therefore food.

    Of course, I have a hard time imagining preschoolers today having any clearer an idea of the intended use of a pipe than Cookie Monster, or even knowing its use as a prop.

  97. Sesame Street is a "sometimes show" by Torodung · · Score: 1

    For my 5-year-old, Sesame Street is a "sometimes show" because of the politically correct dopes who run the CTW.

    Jim Henson is spinning in his grave.

    Bitterly Yours,

    Oscar the Grouch and Slimy

  98. my experiance with educational tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if smoking a pipe was politically incorrect, than what i saw on educational tv was worse. there was a show i remember watching in school that had a villain named dunedin (dun E dun?) or the like. in one episode it featured a trap that would gas the kids unless they got their synonyms right. cant remember what it was called, but i wasn't traumatized when i saw that trap. we used to do stuff like go out into the woods and beat each other with sticks, play football on the road,build riverboats, and get a match with wd-40 and spray hornet's nests. i think that i turned far more civilized than most of these pc kids that are being raised now a days. course it might have helped that my mother read to us and watched what we did most of the time.

    if anyone could help me remember that tv show, think it was canidian in origin as there was an episode having Americans as antagonists during the revolutionary war,can't remember too much because its been a good 15-17 years or so since i saw the show.

  99. Australian Santa's told to trade 'ho ho ho'... by Techman83 · · Score: 1

    For 'ha ha ha' because fears the term Ho derogatory for woman and also may scare some children... WTF???

    http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22737250-5006301,00.html

    Everything about Santa is about a Jolly 'Ho Ho Ho' and gifts for the children. Yes some children get scared, but it is by no help moly coddling them, help them with that fear (maybe don't throw them at santa, show them there is no reason to be scared). Otherwise yes we will grow up with a society of 'pussies' to scared to face anything.

    Fear is natural, consuming fear is not.

    Oh and fears of offending women? Fuck off, it's all about context. If your wearing fish nets, short skirt, high heels and standing on a corner along Greeve's St. Fitzroy (known prostitution area in melbourne) maybe you deserve to called a Ho, but I highly doubt a mother, that's grown up with the spirit of christmas taking their child to visit a jolly santa is going to be offended.

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  100. Sesame Street on smack? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1
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  101. Way too late for that by lennier · · Score: 1

    Not sure if you were making an oblique joke-on-a-joke or not, but if you didn't know, Thomas Bowdler's 'Family Shakespeare' in 1818 is in fact the source of the verb 'to bowdlerise'.

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  102. Pfft! Give them Wonder Showzen and TV Funhouse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  103. Child book from the 19th Century by zaibazu · · Score: 1

    Hell, what would they think about Max and Moritz ? It is still somewhat popular in German speaking countries and makes classic Sesame Street look like teletubbies (Which are mad fun to watch when you are on weed).

    http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/17161

  104. Dog in the manger by tepples · · Score: 1

    I don't know about piracy, but it would still be copyright infringement. Not so clear-cut. In the case of a dog in the manger like Song of the South, where Disney obviously doesn't want to bring the work back into print, it's unlikely that non-commercial file sharing would have enough of a negative effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work to be prosecuted.
    1. Re:Dog in the manger by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      Same argument could have been made for the original 3 star wars movies. Lucas had no intent on bringing them out for decades that people could get them via copyright infringement. Then one day Lucas decided to make them available, and made a hefty profit. Just like Disney could if they ever changed their mind and released it. If copyright didn't protect it people would completely devalue the product before its available.

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    2. Re:Dog in the manger by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well, the Supreme Court says "when a commercial use amounts to mere duplication of the entirety of the original, it clearly supersedes the object of the original and serves as a market replacement for it, making it likely that cognizable market harm to the original will occur." Also, non-commercial use is not necessarily fair use. Disney can always claim that they are planning to release the Song of the South in the near future, and thus any downloads are obviously causing financial harm.

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    3. Re:Dog in the manger by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      OR if copyright laws weren't so perverted, public works of art could be used instead of locked up for an indeterminate length of time for the possibility of making profit "sometime" in the future.

  105. "Faggot, faggot, bite my butt." -- Po by tepples · · Score: 1

    Get your facts right! It's Tinkywinky, the purple Teletubby, you know the one who carries the handbag, who is accused of being gay. For the record, he has never publically denied it! Remember the original Talking Po doll that would call Tinky-Winky a faggot faggot?
  106. I bet most of you do not have small children by dudeman2 · · Score: 1

    I agree, the old Sesame Street episodes were great, and I like them a lot better than the new ones. But I am an adult. To a kid, things look different.

    I have two kids, including a very curious and observant 4 year old. I watched the original Sesame Street episodes when they aired, and I loved them. But that was 1970, and this is 2007. Context is important. Back then, my father smoked cigars. Smoking was not at all unusual. Some kids who watched the show then might even have been familiar with "Masterpiece Theatre". (With only a handful of channels, what else was there to watch?) So the kids laughed, the parents laughed, and that was it. On to the next skit.

    Ok, so fast forward to 2007. Do any kids know Masterpiece Theatre? More to the point, no one in my household smokes. None of the adults my kids associate with smoke. My daughter sees people smoking as she walks up the street to school each day, and she asks questions about it. "What are those people putting in their mouths?" "Why does it smell bad?" etc. I answer her questions as best I can. The main question I cannot answer to her satisfaction is why someone would smoke if (a) it tastes bad, and (b) it will kill you? Addiction is a tough concept to get across to a 4 year old. Anyway...

    The Monsterpiece Theatre episodes are funny as hell, but they would raise a lot of questions in my child's mind, and probably other children as well would have the same concerns. "Is cookie monster going to die because he smoked a pipe?" Etc.

    These questions are, at best, a distraction from the main point of Sesame Street. These questions were not anticipated by the original shows' creators. Like I said, context is important, and these shows are being viewed 37 years after their original airdate.

    1. Re:I bet most of you do not have small children by RobinH · · Score: 1

      Here's what I don't get - most of us grew up around people who smoked (including yourself apparently), and yet even with these role models who smoked, most of us don't because we learn all about how bad tobacco is. Yet somehow, if a child sees a muppet with a prop pipe, they're suddenly going to get a craving for tobacco? I don't think so.

      It's teenagers who start smoking, and it's usually because of social pressures, not because they saw a TV character with a pipe in its mouth 10 years ago.

      Kids are curious. Better to explain tobacco, drugs, and alcohol to them yourself because they're going to find out anyway, either from you or from their friends. It's your choice.

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    2. Re:I bet most of you do not have small children by demi · · Score: 1

      This is a really perceptive comment, thanks.

      Recently I saw (on youtube, I think), a Law and Order parody an Sesame Street. What the hell parents are showing their preschoolers Law and Order?

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  107. MOD Parent up by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Halfway down the page before I find someone whose knee is not jerking.

    The sort of moronic crap in TFA comes pretty much exclusively from these type of "family lobbyists". "Family lobbyists" like this are an extreme minority that every now and then find a way to make a loud noise. Not that far removed from the "chistians" who picket the funerals of gay teenagers with signs such as "god hates fags".

    The piles of comments blaming parents and anyone else they don't like are absurd, they are buying into the strawman that parents actually agree with this sort of bullshit. Try taking an honest head count of the parents that are cheering the silencing of sesame street and you will find they are indeed a rare beast. How many people here actually know someone like Ned Flanders, I know they must exist somewhere otherwise there would be nothing to parody, but where are they?

    BTW: For those who think it's NOT the parents job to sheild their child from parts of the "real world" they cannot handle - how the fuck did you learn to wipe your own arse without drowning in the toilet?

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  109. Oz by dafing · · Score: 1
    Funny you should say about censoring the Wizard of Oz, you do realise when it came out in the 20's (?) it was quite scary? It had a few scenes that were taken out of it, like Dorothy singing somewhere over the rainbow while she was captured in the castle after the witch appeared in the crystal ball to laugh at her. Ive seen it, and it would have made the movie sadder, it seems that she has serious depression if anything at that point, that she would even kill herself to get away from the witch.

    Now, Return to Oz, THAT needed censorship, seriously, kids movies from the 80's were scary, none of this Shrek business! I was scared by ET, the way he was always screaming and scared etc, I dont believe modern movies make children cry the same as those? Sad tears if it makes it easier to excuse!

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  110. Was it a lead pipe? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Maybe it was painted with lead in China? Man, if kids can't figure this shit out themselves, then fuck 'em -- thin the herd. That's a valuable lesson right there.

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  111. This must be why Sesame Street sucks now by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, have you seen it lately? The only resemblance with the old show is that the puppets have the same names.

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  112. The Cookie Monster smoked crack ? by The+Sith+Lord · · Score: 1

    No wonder they don't want kids to see him with his pipe ...

    What ?

    It wasn't a crack pipe ?

    What's the problem then ?

  113. The Sesame Street I remembered... by proto · · Score: 1

    The Cookie monster BEGGED anybody a for cookie and was a little greedy when it landed in his hands. Bert broke out into sighs many times because he would stop himself from cursing out Ernie. Grover was more inventive than Wyle E Coyote but become so sad when his little schemes fail. Oscar the Grouch was dirty, rude and impolite but did you notice alot of viewers loved him anyway.
              I noticed one thing about the difference between the early years and the current form of the show. The concept of the show was so new, they were inventing and improvising as they went along. Long before Child Psychiatrists were involved in read-through meetings and Early Child Dev. specialists added their two cents, the writers and actors did what they thought was best. And you know what? I'm thankful for that. You could consider the muppet's behavior in those early years to be more Jr High than 2nd grader. Maybe thats what grab my attention span at time (1975 I was seven). It didn't screw up my developing brain as far as I can tell. I'm putting the DVDs on my Xmas list. If you want to take a happy nostalgia trip if only for a few moments, you should get the DVDs too.

  114. Context..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    It's better that Cookie Monster ate pipe, rather than layed pipe.

    Seeing as how toys today are sanitized and regulated to the point of near-banishment, I'm amazed how I survived my childhood, especially since it was rife with chemistry sets, .22 rifles, BB guns, firecrackers, model rockets, tools, electronics, cars, and fishing rods. Everything but cruise missiles.

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  115. huh? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Ok. This is seriously the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Have we become so liberalized, so politically correct, that we can't show a cookie monster with a pipe or a dude who lives in a garbage can? So let me get this straight. It's not ok to show that stuff, but it is ok to show those teletubbies where one of them is gay? Dude, kids who are three will understand that the dude who lives in a trash can is a joke. But the same three year old kids don't need to be learning about sexuality and stuff. These subjects don't need to be brought up at all. In other words, if we continue down this slippery slope, pretty soon we won't be able to show or say anything. Except talk about sexuality. That seems to be ok.

    Seems everything is backwards.

  116. graciousness != wussification by Potor · · Score: 1

    To me, the "Good Game" line has always been a PC way to be an ass. If you are the looser, telling the winner that they played a good game seems kind of stupid. If you are the winner, it always comes across as condescending.

    Oh come on now. There's nothing wrong with playing a hard-fought game and then wishing the other team well. If the other team wins - likely, they did play a good game. What's wrong with acknowledging that? To carry over the passion of the game into post-game socialization is almost pathological.

    I play competetive baseball (hardball - none of this sissy softball crap for me) about as passionately as one can without being an ass. I ride the other team hard, etc. But when the game's done I can still enjoy a beer with them, after shaking their hands and congratulating them on their victory (normally) or being gracious in our victory (no longer too often, I am afraid).

    I have no probs with teaching one's kids to say "I'll get you next time" - but they must also learn to be gracious in both victory and defeat. To only stress revenge is as bad as the wussification against which you are fighting.

  117. parents are scared--of everything by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    When I was a kid I'd be out all day, only coming back for meals and when it got dark. My kids (living with my ex-wife) had to be one yell away. She had to be able to see them, or call them to her, at any time. Almost all parents I know are like that, because even if they personally would give their kids more leash, they know that if something happened, everyone (including the police) would consider them to be horrible people.

    Everyone thinks that if you don't know everything your kids are doing every minute of the day, you're a horrible person. When I was a kid, we did things we shouldn't have done (exploring abandoned buildings, playing doctor, whatever) but these things are generally considered to be part of growing up. Freedom entails risk, and we as a society have sworn off of risk.

    1. Re:parents are scared--of everything by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      Almost all parents I know are like that, because even if they personally would give their kids more leash, they know that if something happened, everyone (including the police) would consider them to be horrible people.

      I agree, but why or how is this the case?

      What was so different just two decades ago?

  118. Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Condemnation of male homosexuality (girls don't get much of a mention in the bible and are free to munch carpet)

    Note true: Romans 1:26 "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural,"

    Words "degrading" and "unnatural" -- not good in the Bible.

    The whole Jesus thing is simply that he cast off the old rules (ie. Leviticus) to say there is only one rule, love your neighbour as you love yourself. You should care because what the world needs now, is love, sweet love.

    Not quite. You passed over the a huge point! The Bible says that Jesus came to fulfill the law. This is important because He was the payment for our sins so that the payment for the law will be satisfied on judgement day. Thus fulfilling justice and demonstrating God's grace and love.
  119. wtf by ticktickboom · · Score: 0, Troll

    i liked that show when i was, i cant remember, cause i was that little. anyway, that mr rogers, richard simmins and the muppets, i watched em. thier all BAD BAD BAD BAD. but somehow its ok for kids to watch a show called dragonBallz. i jsut thought it was important to mention that the shows we used to watch are not ok cause 1 of em depicts a pipe. but a show named after a mythalogical creatures testicals is ok.

    wheres the political correctness? only enforced when it serves a purpose i suppose

    i guess bo n duke were gay also, and the a-team was gay too, and so was knight rider, but DragonBallz has nothin to do with sexual orientation.

    the shows name always irked me, now i can say how i feel

  120. What in the hell? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    This lead in paragraph posted on /. represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with modern society. Hell, my kids and I enjoy an episode of South Park (carefully screened by dad first) from time-to-time. Oscar the Grouch has got nothing on Eric Cartman.

  121. Not a lie at all by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    Ugh. I disagree with this whole thing, too, and think it's a load of crap. But:when they say,

    "These early 'Sesame Street' episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today's preschool child.'

    they don't mean that they were always only intended for grownups; they mean that this release of these early Sesame Street episodes ARE NOW only "intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today's preschool child".

    And that's not a lie at all, because that is EXACTLY what they mean. They're saying they intend the present-day release of these early Sesame Street episodes to be only for grown-ups, not that they weren't originally targeted at children as well when they were originally released.

    Jeez. It's stupid, but it's not a lie.

  122. Re:G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a sudden gust of wind pushes a kick two feet to the right of the upright and you miss the game-winning field goal, that's luck coming into play (unless you're indoors of course).

    Heh. I take it you've never been to a game at Giants Stadium ;)

  123. What's this world come to? by aztektum · · Score: 1

    They will label this thing for adults because Cookie Monster eats a fake pipe? All the while ignoring the radical fundamentalist, terrorist activites of Bert? I for one would never let my kids watch a show where they treat a perpetrator of such crimes against humanity as good as they do.

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  124. over-reaction by futuramarama · · Score: 1

    Seriously, yes, for all the pain and agony that the PC thugs cause, perhaps some reaction is understandable. But its just a warning label. Its not like they're stopping you from buying it - you can still let your kids get some old-fashionad modelling.

    Actually *all* kids stuff should have warnings like this. Something like:

    "Trainined professionals have designed this product to enhance the learning of your child. But those trained professionals are probably misguided, or following a fad, or just wrong. Decide for yourself what your children watch."

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    "And that solves the mystery of the missing ring" - Bender
  125. Our crazy society... by disasm · · Score: 1

    Now, now Johnny, just sit down and watch Desperate Housewives with mommy... But, but, but... I want to watch the Sesame Street DVD grandpa gave me for Christmas! No, no, Johnny, that isn't appropriate for kids your age. You might pick up bad habits, now be a good boy and help your mommy by watching Desperate Housewives... It makes me sick... Sam

  126. What of Mr. Hooper? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Is death among the "not for children" crowd? Are we no longer equipped to deal with the reality of one's impending end of existence?

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
  127. Too bad Sesame Street messed you up so bad. :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad Sesame Street messed you up so bad. Maybe you can sue! Now THAT'S the American thing to do! I too think this is NUTS. We could all putting the children in dire danger watching Bert, Ernie, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Oscar and their various human friends. WHAT A SACK OF DUNG! I'll bet Jim Henson, Fred (Mister) Rogers, and Bob (Captain Kangaroo) Keeshan are rolling over in their graves! I'm sick and tired of the do-gooders messing with Dawinian processes.... IF we're really the idiots they think we are, then let us die for cryin' out loud... I'm starting to think like Peter Finch's character Howard Beale in the movie Network: I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more. I may tie up my grandchildren and MAKE them watch the first two years of Sesame street. Maybe it will make them tough enough to survive in the do-gooder bleeding-heart world we've come to live in. Sure worked for their mothers (my daughters). Too bad I'll have make them watch the DVDs in my bunker to avoid "child abuse" charges.... I repeat, THIS IS NUTS. :-(

  128. I knew kids who played with by crovira · · Score: 1

    .22s and .38s.

    They used to go to the dump to play at cowboys 'n indians or cops 'n robbers, and to shoot at rats.

    They sort of disappeared from school one week-end (and nobody asked too many questions.)

    But, that's kids for ya...

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  129. Lesbians are mentioned, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lesbians are mentioned, I believe exactly once, in the NT. Their actions are considered "shameful even to mention" so that pretty much sounds like sin, especially when they discuss sexual sin and say that it's one of the few Jewish laws the Gentile converts are bound to uphold.

    I'd give you a citation, but I cannot begin to count how many times the work filters would go crazy at any search involving lesbians and the Bible. I have a pocket NT, but I don't think that lesbianism is exactly in the concordance, either, and it's Monday, so my brain is working at half-capacity too.

    That said, I agree wholeheartedly with the Pope that the mere inclination is NOT sin (after all, being tempted cannot be sin, because even Jesus was tempted). I also very much agree that subjecting people to violence and hatred is VERY sinful and rightfully condemned.

  130. The Bible -- not suitable for children by sconeu · · Score: 1
    Consider that the Bible condones the following behavior:
    • Polygamy (Jacob & Rachel/Leah)
    • Fraud (Jacob and Esau)
    • Terrorism (10 plagues -- attacks against a civilian populace to achieve a political result from the rulers)
    • Genocide
    • Incest (Lot and his daughters)
    These and many many more...
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    1. Re:The Bible -- not suitable for children by Some_Llama · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Incest (Lot and his daughters)"

      Lot took other families with him.. his son's family and some others?

      "Terrorism (10 plagues -- attacks against a civilian populace to achieve a political result from the rulers)"

      more like retribution for the treatment of his chosen people.. you do know that the first born male of the jewish families were killed (except for moses) before the whole 10 plagues, right?

      "# Polygamy (Jacob & Rachel/Leah)
      # Fraud (Jacob and Esau)"

      And punishment was meted out for those sins..

      I'm not sure what your point is here..

      If you removed sin from every modern day movie, tv show and book you wouldn't have any "entertainment"

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  132. Not at all limited to Sesame Street... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    Other posters have accurately pointed out that this is nothing more than political correctness taken to extremes, and that it is only one symptom of a much larger problem (paranoia, overprotecting kids, etc.)

    I have discovered that situations like this are far from limited to Sesame Street. In a recent example, I found (much to my disgust) that Qubo, the USA distributor for WETA Workshop's series Jane and the Dragon, is censoring what they likely consider to be "lowbrow" humor from the show (belches, farts, etc.) I only found this out when I compared a snippet from an uncensored episode (called "Go West, Young Gardener") with the version Qubo was sending out to be broadcast. A magnificently funny scene, right near the end of the episode, was completely cut short as was an earlier scene about ten minutes in, and all because they featured a couple of dragon-sized farts.

    I can't easily prove it, but I have reason to believe that Qubo is also cutting about 15-30 seconds out of each episode just to make more time for ads. That's not just big-brothering -- that's greed, plain and simple. I finally gave up and ordered the series DVDs from Australia (they're not available in the US).

    The bizarre cultural 'war' on not letting kids experience the real world has permeated well outside the realm of media. Example: The Sea World parks are all extremely careful never to present any view of the animals which does not fit with their carefully-crafted image of "Everyone's Happy!" that they want the public to swallow. This is, I think, only one reason why audiences are often shocked when the park has behavioral trouble with the whales. The "Shamu" image that they like to present has no basis whatsoever in the reality that these animals have emotions, and free will of their own in terms of behavior. You cross the line with an orca in a bad mood (or any animal for that matter), and it is very likely you're going to get hurt.

    As near as I can tell, these tendencies are pretty much limited to the USA. I've been to southeastern Mexico (Cancun, Playa del Carmen), and from what I've seen and experienced there the attitudes towards kids and the real world are 180 degrees different from inside US borders.

    So, take heart... It doesn't seem to be anywhere near a worldwide thing (yet... pray it doesn't go that far).

    Keep the peace(es).

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