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  1. OH NO!!!! on New Spam Zombies Use ISPs' Mailservers · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It's The end of the INNERNETS!

    (I know there's been rumours on 'em)

  2. Re:Stumping for irony. on ESR steps down from OSI · · Score: 1
    Viva Libré!

    Now, Russ...
    You are in a position that calls upon both the senses of humility and humor.

    Slashdot is not the best forum in which to execrcise these qualities, but we can try and exercise the pretense.

  3. The idea of this "Academy" on Trip Hawkins Inducted Into AIAS Hall Of Fame · · Score: 1
    Is a joke! Right? I mean, 'cmon, guys!

    It was bad enough when the schlockmeisters of Hollywood invented their pseudo-academy to vest a dubious enterprise with the veneer of an acquired establisment and respectability.

    Is anything actually studied? Are theories advanced or any problem solved?

    How about "Guild" or "Association".

  4. Re:Damn Libertarians on ESR steps down from OSI · · Score: 1
    Sorry. I meant Librarians.

    Librarians never met an obligation that they didn't refute - or at least resent!

  5. Damn Libertarians on ESR steps down from OSI · · Score: 1
    All of 'em.

    They think that Ayn Rand farted fairy-dust.

  6. Hi, my name is Doug Englebart... on 3D Sphere Interface for XP · · Score: 1
    You may know that I invented the computer "mouse", and the "Windowed" interface.

    All of this is merely preparation for the grand vision I forsee someday: Remapping pixellated representations of two-dimensional elements onto arbitrary convex points and rotations of a hemi-spherical projection.

    Man, Woman, Child: All are up against the wall of Science!

  7. Re:What the hell is a fansubber? on Fansubbers Under Fire · · Score: 1

    I think is the Kursk, or maybe the San Francisco...

  8. $100? on The Hundred-Buck PC · · Score: 1
    Eat it,

    Wipe it off,

    Eat it again!

    That must be about $30 in Germany, at today's rates

  9. Re:In other news on WiFi Hotspots to Cost Wireless Carriers $12B · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Pretty cool. Funny pic!

  10. Re:In other news on WiFi Hotspots to Cost Wireless Carriers $12B · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I like your handle. My 4 year old agrees heartily!

  11. Re:In other news on WiFi Hotspots to Cost Wireless Carriers $12B · · Score: 1
    This is a riot.

    Next, they'll try and make us pay to watch American television.

  12. Re:You Say on Human Animal Hybrid Created in Lab · · Score: 1

    Your .sig 'aint so bad, neither!

  13. Re:You Say on Human Animal Hybrid Created in Lab · · Score: 1

    Well. Evil is contained in a subtle, Canadian accent, they say.

  14. You Say on Human Animal Hybrid Created in Lab · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say to Moreau,
    You say Tomorrow!
    Let's call th ewhole thing off...

  15. Re:These pictures get worse and worse. on The Evolution of Space Suit Design · · Score: 1

    Man! These guys are all going to be wearing TRON costumes, for everyone's "enjoyment".

  16. If you do this, on Running Windows Viruses Under Linux · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you do this - run the exploit code - can you spell it Whine?

    Whine is Hazardous, even If Not and Emulator

  17. Re:Already have the tag on Take-Two to Publish Next Civilization Game · · Score: 3, Funny
    <![CDATA[
    int matchwo(int a, int b) {
    if (a < b && a < 0)
    return 1;
    else
    return 0;
    }
    ]]>
    (stolen from w3schools)
    This is ugly! Man, try and make a joke - and sombody's already implemented it - what a gret pipeline for exploits!
  18. Re:Just to note... on Take-Two to Publish Next Civilization Game · · Score: 4, Funny

    XML is not a scripting language? Gotta' fix that! I propose tags that encapsulate the C programming language as C-XML. This allows to C-XML and run!

  19. Re:Another solution on No Pictures, Thanks · · Score: 1

    It's called "film".

  20. Re:Don't diss the DS9 on Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'? · · Score: 1
    You are so right about this dynamic between the three. I haven't seen this done as well, before or since.

    Outside of Trek, Quest for Fire came closest here - there was a good attempt with Mother, Jugs and Speed, but Raquel Welch had to do two of the three parts.

    BTW. Isn't MJS due for a re-make with Tom Hanks and Lucy Liu?

  21. Re:Don't diss the DS9 on Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'? · · Score: 1
    Actually, with Roddenberry's choices - Shatner and Nimoy - and himself at the helm of the operation... I always wondered if he weren't reconstructing a utopian, future vision of greater Israel within the tradition of jewish theatre.

    Kirk is modern - reform. Spock is the Hassid, who's turned his back on the Yeshiva for the military.

  22. Re:Don't diss the DS9 on Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kirk wasn't a flat character - just acted that way!

  23. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? on Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'? · · Score: 0
    Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time
    Is this the 50's, or 1999
    All I wanted to do - was play my guitar and sing

    So take me away, I don't mind
    But you better promise me, I'll be back in time
    Gotta get back in time

    Don't bet your future, on one roll of the dice
    Better remember, lightning never strikes twice
    Please don't drive at eight, don't wanna be late again

    So take me away, I don't mind
    But you better promise me, I'll be back in time
    Gotta get back in time
    Gotta get back in time
    Get me back in time

    Gotta get back in time
    Gotta get back in time
    Get back, get back

  24. Let's host it on Flame Wars, Forks and Freedom · · Score: 1
    On OpenBSD!

    Theo
    Theo
    Theo
    THEO
    !!!

  25. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true on New Standard Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Yes, clever. But didn't I state that I wish to use this as an opportunity to exhibit pedantry?