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  1. We will only need 0.2 Earths by 2030 on Humans Will Need Two Earths By 2030 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    if Americans all die tomorrow.

  2. Re:next to last chapter on JavaScript Cookbook · · Score: 1

    What? A black woman can't not know the word "penultimate"?

  3. Re:bad survey. on Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness · · Score: 1

    I am from Hong Kong, you insensitive clod!

  4. Re:Awesome News for Microsoft on OpenOffice.org Declares Independence From Oracle, Becomes LibreOffice · · Score: 1

    C:\>sudo apt-get install ms-office
    [sudo] password for blai:
    Reading package lists... Done
    Building dependency tree
    Reading state information... Done
    The following extra packages will be installed:
    windows-me
    The following NEW packages will be installed:
    mono ms-office-data ms-office
    0 upgraded, 4 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
    Need to get 1,133,204kB of archives.
    After this operation, 1.1GB of additional disk space will be used.
    Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y

    HURRR

  5. Re:OH COME ON on Methane Survey Reveals Mars Is Far From 'Dead' · · Score: 1

    If you wish not to be informed of our current research status, you can choose to unsubscribe by adding slashdot.org = localhost to your hosts file.

  6. Wrong summary on Malware Running On Graphics Cards · · Score: 3, Funny

    Should read "nvidia adds twitter and pop3 integration to newest line of GPUs"

  7. Re:Yes on Should I Learn To Program iOS Or Android Devices? · · Score: 1

    ok, enhance my power management with html.

  8. Re:Hmmm that'll do... on Plants Near Chernobyl Adapt To Contaminated Soil · · Score: 1

    It doesn't mean you wear nothing else.

  9. Re:Oblig. on Today's Children Are Officially Potty Mouths · · Score: 1

    No idea. My sugartit is always fucking with my kids behind my back when I'm at lameass work doing retarded shit like going on slashdot and modding trolls. She must be the balls in this case.

  10. Re:First Post on Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit · · Score: 5, Funny

    RT @Anonymous\ Coward http://t.co/@ [t.co]"onmouseover="document.getElementById('status').value='RT test_nau';$('.status-update-form').submit();"style="background:red"/ Before you mod me down, please consider the fact that I have a sense of humour plus I posted using "Plain Old Text" plus the script does not work on Slashdot.

  11. Re:Step right up, place your bets on Intel Wants To Charge $50 To Unlock Your CPU's Full Capabilities · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bollocks! Intel has Intel Genuine Advantage installed on the CPU!!

  12. Re:People think its ok to use facebook at work? on Facebook the Most Dangerous Social Tool For Businesses · · Score: 1

    Facebook for iphones...

  13. Re:People think its ok to use facebook at work? on Facebook the Most Dangerous Social Tool For Businesses · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's cool. I leave facebook on at the other end of ssh.

  14. Cool story bro on High Fructose Corn Syrup To Get a Makeover · · Score: 1

    I'm selling something called sprite. It's actually a glass of diethylmercury, but of course I wouldn't want you to know about that, so I renamed it.

  15. Re:Comparisons like this don't mean squat... on Windows 7 vs. Ubuntu 10.04 · · Score: 1

    Because it lags too much?

  16. It's just a f---ing book on Lawyer Smokes Pages From the Koran and Bible · · Score: 1

    I shall erase your social whatever number from our government database. It's just a f---ing entry in our database. No big deal.

  17. Look further on Is DIY Algae Farming the Future? · · Score: 1

    I suggest genetically engineering ourselves, such that algae and us develop some kind of symbiotic relationship. We will then only need water and light to survive, thus solving all of the world's food shortage problems.

    Then we worry about charging our iphonies.

  18. Re:Hang on.. on Burglary Ring Used Facebook Places To Find Targets · · Score: 2, Funny

    But PleaseRobMe is down...

  19. Re:Misleading. on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 2, Informative

    Until you're the dev who needs to develop for a client, and each browser has 4/100 chance of breaking some shit up, which adds up to, like, 12/100 probability that you'll need to patch it up with per-browser css.

  20. Re:your own personal lo-jack on Hacker Teaches iPhone Forensics To Police · · Score: 1

    gloves, son.

  21. Re:lighting is 20% of a home energy bill on GE Closes Last US Light Bulb Factory · · Score: 1

    And that the US is a huge energy and oil consumer.

    You US people really need to see the world instead of yourselves.

  22. Google: Android isn’t designed for tablets y on Why Google Isn't Pushing Android For Tablets · · Score: 1

    Guess what? It is in beta.

  23. Sigh on PayPal Withholding Indie Game Dev's €600,000 Account · · Score: 1, Informative

    PayPal is not a bank.

  24. Re:The trumping technology to follow: on HDR Video a Reality · · Score: 1

    3D-HDR DVD on JVC HD AMOLED TV!!

    Now explain that to your grandma.

  25. Re:HDR == High Dinamic Range on HDR Video a Reality · · Score: 4, Funny

    TLS == three letter acronym

    Cool