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  1. Aroused on Giant Rift In Africa Will Create a New Ocean · · Score: 1

    ... unzipping ... tore open ... pushed up ... erupted ...

    I feel strangely aroused ...

  2. Re:The Worlds Lost Decade on Microsoft's Lost Decade · · Score: 1

    Don't feel sad. I read the humor and intention-at-humor in your post. Ignore those others who are humor-impaired. Happy Halloween!

  3. Re:Look before you leap on Moving Away From the IT Field? · · Score: 1

    My first thought was, what if he needs to carry a spare hard disk for backing up user data?

    Then I remembered it's 2009, when solid-state drives exist.

  4. Re:Can GPL'd software contributors block this? on Android Goes To the Battlefield · · Score: 1

    Whooosh - the joke's on the word "viral" in PP's post.

  5. Re:BBS on What If They Turned Off the Internet? · · Score: 1

    This has already been worked out. It has a tremendous advantage, too: it would be more difficult for a company or government to either shut it down or personally identify individual users.

    You mean, it's not possible to jam the 2.4GHz bandwidth airspace for the purpose of shutting it down?

  6. Re:Herge was right ! on Caves of the Moon · · Score: 1

    Note to self: Carry more oxygen the next time!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explorers_on_the_Moon

    One-piece rockets landing on the moon (no air bags required), artificial gravity, a pulley system, fully-transparent helmets, separate rooms for dining, storage, and even extra storage space for, um, "books". And oh yeah, tiny 2-seater helicopters that land and take off in the middle of the road.

    I can't wait!

  7. Re:My surreal experience on Firefox Disables Microsoft .NET Addon · · Score: 1

    You mean, mind reading is all wireless now? What protocols are they using? I've searched Wikipedia and came up nothing.
    (Thoughts of certification and mesh networking running in my mind.)

  8. Re:Call Me Suspicious But ... on Author Encourages Users to Pirate His Book · · Score: 1

    I think the new version of Windows - 3.1, I think - has an utility called "Macro Recorder". Can someone get a copy and let us know? See if we can automate these processes using the Windows 3.1 Macro Recorder?

    For the print and scan portion, maybe connect a motor to the serial port, and write some software to drive the process?

  9. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio on LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart · · Score: 1

    ... pump...to huge energies before banging them together ... faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible ... hardon smoothly entering ... greater, hotter energies ...

    I feel strangely aroused...

    ... spray matter in all directions ...

    Aahhhhhhhh!

    Large Hardon Collider

    All the previous reports that I've been reading, must have had the wrong spelling!

  10. Re:40 MILLION USD on LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... ATLAS ... CMS ... ALICE ... LHCb ...

    Woah, woah, that's a tad too many scientific buzzwords! I'm all dizzy around here!

    Cue the LHC Rap ...

  11. Re:40 MILLION USD on LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know, -1 Flamebait here I come.

    You have great prediction powers, O Wise One!

    When every government balance sheet is dripping red, why are we doing this again ?

    You do realize USA spends more money per month, just to fund the occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan, compared to the entire cost of building the LHC over a decade, right?

    Also, the physics/astronomy community benefits greatly from the success of LHC, and the worldwide scientific community as a whole also benefits. Now, who benefits from the wars?

  12. Re:Internet scale of petabytes of data... on Getting Students To Think At Internet Scale · · Score: 1

    This is 42 kilodays, or 114 years. You can do it, if you start young enough and live long enough.

    This sounds exactly like the savings plan offered by my local bank, with a massive 0.00001% interest rate compounded. Hooray to financial freedom within 114 years!

  13. Re:This is Slashdot! on Computer-Aided ESP Transmits Binary Numbers, Slowly · · Score: 1

    He says he talks to his wife. Whether she talks to him is another matter.

    My wife also talks to me ... in the form of beeps and error codes. Every now and then I need to debug her.

  14. Re:Maybe Google should sue for slander? on Rupert Murdoch Says Google Is Stealing His Content · · Score: 1

    ... I'd like to see his ass handed to him in court...

    Maybe Google is simply following its own motto, "Don't be evil" ...?

    If Google sues, then Google will be seen as "Evil".

    Even Microsoft doesn't sue for slanders! Or for anything at all.

  15. Re:Quick! on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 1

    Once again, I'm embarrassed beyond words. Thanks for your update.

  16. Re:You should not blame Microsoft for this on "Side By Side Assemblies" Bring DLL Hell 2.0 · · Score: 1

    I'm so embarrassed after reading your reply initially, your sentence-by-sentence replies to my snips, that ... well, I just came back to read it the 2nd time, after all my embarrassment have died down.

    Thanks for your reply. :)

  17. Re:Quick! on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 1

    How about this?

      http ://www.yourbank.com@mydomain.com/bankbanksecurity.html ?

    Does it pass the "more than 3 dots" test?

  18. Re:You should not blame Microsoft for this on "Side By Side Assemblies" Bring DLL Hell 2.0 · · Score: 2

    Ah, thank you for your reply. It has certainly opened me up to the real world - on how programming teams operate.

  19. Re:Why? on Open Access To Exercise Data? · · Score: 1

    it's using up a part of your life you won't get back again.

    Just like most of us spending time reading Slashdot, and arguing back and forth!

  20. Re:You should not blame Microsoft for this on "Side By Side Assemblies" Bring DLL Hell 2.0 · · Score: 1

    this simple fact, bolded for emphasis:

    I don't think they actually suck. I think they are simply pressurized to produce results in the quickest time possible. I think part of the blame goes to the commissioning clients.

    And part of the blame goes to the "simple is best" mentality in some schools of thought. Simplicity is NOT elegance.

    Also, opinion is NOT fact.

    Most programmers have zero knowledge of user permissions or fast user switching, and see nothing wrong with writing their application data in the Program Files folder.

    Surprisingly, I see Cobian Backup, Avast! antivirus, and some other software being rather multi-user aware. Cobian v8 is open source, Avast! Home is freeware. These little attention to details impressed me a lot.

    Most programmers never, ever read the API documentation.

    Then what do they rely on? Their IDE's ability to suggest methods and properties when they type?

  21. Re:From Lenovo? on AU Government To Build "Unhackable" Netbooks · · Score: 1

    And by the way what is it with you Americans that everything linked to China is automatically considered evil these days?

    Because of the American media's influence?

    China = evil
    Chinese hackers = threat to Americans
    China's ambition = aiming to become superpower
    China's plans = to have power to control critical American systems

    That sort of thing. Not that NSA wouldn't have done the same.

  22. Re:Non-Open Networks on MMS Arrives For the iPhone — Will It Crash AT&T's Network? · · Score: 1

    Yup. You won't receive junk messages with fake sender IDs, unlike emails.

    Oh wait ...

  23. Re:Evolution in Action on Math Indicates Pollster Is Forging Results · · Score: 1

    You guys have to forgive Rob ... he's just started learning Perl. Maybe he needs more coding experience! Give him some time, he'll get around to migrating our Chips & Dips stories eventually.

    Don't forget guys, we celebrate our 222nd Independence Day in 2 weeks!

  24. Re:COBOL on COBOL Celebrates 50 Years · · Score: 1

    (Assuming the universe began in 4000 B.C.)

    No, no, it began on one of these dates:

    • December 30, 1899. (Visual Basic)
    • January 02, 1904. (Excel alternate date system)
    • January 01, 1970. (Unix)
    • January 01, 1993. (According to my old computer's CMOS Setup whenever it loses its clock information.)

    What? The computer is my universe. And the end is near!

  25. Re:Tools that just work on COBOL Celebrates 50 Years · · Score: 1

    My grandchildren's grandchildren may never have to even see a "typewriter style keyboard" outside a museum, holo-vid, or historical RPG.

    Will future people get to experience a "virtual cybersex" session using a screen and a keyboard? In the museum's fully interactive holo-vid, of course.

    "Ewwww, people in the past have to type using keyboards? What's the fun in that?"

    Ah ... I still relish my memories in MajorBBS' "Teleconference" feature. Chatting with multiple girls at once!