Not quite. I had a gun pointed at my face over rounding rules when they first came in...
A guy came into the petrol station where I was working after having got $30.02 worth of petrol. Paid for it on his credit card so i charged him the $30.02. He fucking cracked it, demanding that i should have rounded it down to $30 etc threatening to kick the shit out of me. He left drove off in a screaming hurry (got the rego dumbarse) and came back 30 minutes later with a rifle demanding that i give him his 2c. Fuckwit.
They got him obviously, video, rego, cc# but still........
Anonymous Submitter: check Subject is Microsoft: check Posetd by Timothy: check Pathetic snype at Windows: BINGO!
Seriously man, that's just fucking sad. If you hate Micro$oft (see what i did there?) so much, perhaps you shouldn't be an "editor" on a technology site.
He goes into amazing detail about the history of how they did it, and along the way describes in excruciating detail the physics behind them and exactly how they are constructed. The end result will be that you know how to make a nuclear weapon.
The major problem is then finding the several billion dollars and several tons of uranium ore needed to do it and not get caught.
If it was me, (thankfully it isn't) i just wouldn't turn up in court. That would effectively force the judge into issuing the entire $75 trillion as a default judgment.
And then just leave them trying to figure out how the fuck to collect it...
=) I can just imagine the silence in the court room as the judge says "I hereby order the defendant to pay the sum of seventy five trillion dollars to the plaintiff" HAHAHAHA
How the hell are you supposed to fit something that big in your pocket? ;-)
People still use Windows?
Yeah, about 90% of the computer users in the world still do.
in assuming users can't possibly know enough to be trusted with a powerful tool.
Unfortunately, for 99% of people this happens to be true.
Not quite. I had a gun pointed at my face over rounding rules when they first came in...
A guy came into the petrol station where I was working after having got $30.02 worth of petrol. Paid for it on his credit card so i charged him the $30.02. He fucking cracked it, demanding that i should have rounded it down to $30 etc threatening to kick the shit out of me. He left drove off in a screaming hurry (got the rego dumbarse) and came back 30 minutes later with a rifle demanding that i give him his 2c. Fuckwit.
They got him obviously, video, rego, cc# but still........
OI!
wtf can he get done in Thailand that he can't get done in the US
Affordable Surgery?
Well I'm never going to let you down am I?
Anonymous Submitter: check
Subject is Microsoft: check
Posetd by Timothy: check
Pathetic snype at Windows: BINGO!
Seriously man, that's just fucking sad. If you hate Micro$oft (see what i did there?) so much, perhaps you shouldn't be an "editor" on a technology site.
Those bastards!
In the west, we leave it to the private sector to do that!
The perfect political candidate!
Looks like someone finally found the Any key.
I don't care what the faceless "agencies" know about me because I have nothing to hide from them
I do. I have a lot to hide from them.
I want to hide the stuff from them that's NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS.
Chances are that you would be prosecuted for sexual harassment if you did such a thing.
What, and grabbing my cock isn't sexual harassment?
I hope not.
Easy, buy these books. The Making of the Atomic Bomb and the follow up The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb
He goes into amazing detail about the history of how they did it, and along the way describes in excruciating detail the physics behind them and exactly how they are constructed. The end result will be that you know how to make a nuclear weapon.
The major problem is then finding the several billion dollars and several tons of uranium ore needed to do it and not get caught.
yeah. Piracy was rampant back then..
Yarr!
If it was me, (thankfully it isn't) i just wouldn't turn up in court. That would effectively force the judge into issuing the entire $75 trillion as a default judgment.
And then just leave them trying to figure out how the fuck to collect it...
=)
I can just imagine the silence in the court room as the judge says "I hereby order the defendant to pay the sum of seventy five trillion dollars to the plaintiff"
HAHAHAHA
To paraphrase: Going to bed wired makes it hard to go to sleep.
Can I get a grant please?
Who are you referring to here? Anonymous or HBGary?
They exist to sell ads by writing articles with grabby headlines and little substance.
Just like /.
That soft spot is actually the brain damage you get from using COBOL :D
At which point you would bump right back into the 360.
Which means you'll be facing the right way to see that joke go flying right over the top of your head :-)
And if that isn't the very definition of Tyranny, i don't know what is.
but now you're in possession of stolen goods, which is illegal pretty much everywhere and has penalties associated with it
You sign on to ACTA or we'll say you DDOSed an airline reservation system and null-route your entire country until you do.