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  1. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks on South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version · · Score: 1

    I know a gadget-hoarding amish pneumatic engineer. Converted my dremel for me.

    Dude.. into what?

    Into an ox-drawn plow, naturally.

  2. Re:Abuse of Restaurant Workers on The Sopranos Meet H-1B In New Jersey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you mean: Don't, do nothing. or Do something?

    The latter. Of course, I don't know why anyone has to explain it; it was really quite not unclear.

  3. Re:/Obligatory on Should Kids Be Bribed To Do Well In School? · · Score: 1

    SMACKDOWN!

    *grins* Yeah, okay, point made.

  4. Re:/Obligatory on Should Kids Be Bribed To Do Well In School? · · Score: 1

    If you'll note, I in fact closed the "obligatory" tag, meaning that my post and everything that followed was not, in fact, obligatory. Second, one person's comedy is another person's boorishness or uninspiring unoriginality. YMMV, clearly. Oh, and by the way, I just discovered that "SpelledBackwards" spelled backwards says, "pompous asshole."

  5. /Obligatory on Should Kids Be Bribed To Do Well In School? · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, bribes school YOU!

    *ducks and runs from thread*

  6. Re:Insane on Warhammer Online Users Repeatedly Overbilled · · Score: 1

    That's a bit heavy-handed. It's just money, inconvenience, and credit score that will be harmed. No real damage to life and limb.

    Oh, really? And what happens when I won't be able to charge the operation that my ailing grandmother needs? I mean, quadruple bypass surgery and double lung transplants don't just grow on trees, ya know!

    Not so smug now, are we?

  7. Re:No. on Do Car Safety Problems Come From Outer Space? · · Score: 1

    This is just some douchebag professor trying to ride the tragedies to fame.

    What do you expect? The guy's name is Massengill, after all...

  8. Re:Great! Now we can call it something else! on The Technology Behind Formula 1 Racing · · Score: 1

    Give me some unadulterated car tech geekery! Battle of the Engineers!

    Junkyard Wars FTW!

  9. Re:ubuntu joins apple... on Ubuntu Will Switch To Base-10 File Size Units In Future Release · · Score: 5, Funny

    So yes, SI as base-10 precedes the standards-breaking use among computer engineers and computer scientists by well over 100 years.

    Wait a second. Are you talking 100 years, or 102.4 yirs?

  10. Re:Poor choice of verb. on Best Buy Offers Bogus "3D Sync" Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hold on, I'll be right back after I sync my mug with the coffee machine.

    So you're saying that it's a kitchen sync?

  11. Re:Why? on Supersizing the "Last Supper" · · Score: 1

    So if I made an article which compares breast implant trends from the 60's to now as long as I used math it would make it here?

    Well, sure, as long as you posted your math.

    And pictures. Lots of pictures.

    This is, after all, Slashdot, where we simply could not just take your word for it and I, for one, would feel compelled to replicate your findings.

  12. Re:Different how? on IRS Security Faults Leave Taxpayer Data At Risk · · Score: 1

    I'm a fan of the IRS, I have a t-shirt, mug and one of those giant over-sized nerf hands with the pointed index finger.

    I'm not a fan of the IRS. I have a t-shirt, mug and one of those giant over-sized nerf hands with the pointed middle finger.

  13. Re:The 'Hood on Sony Patents Game Demos With Feature Erosion · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of businesses who have prior art over crack dealers on this.

    Unfortunately, prostitution isn't one of them.

  14. Re:Translation on Microsoft Sends Flowers To Internet Explorer 6 Funeral · · Score: 1

    I've already said too much. They're looking for me now, I can hear the helicopters.

    Dude, relax. They're Microsoft helicopters. They'll crash long before they get to you.

  15. Re:Doesn't apply to private animals then? on California To Create Public Animal Abuser Registry · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doesn't apply to private animals then?

    No, but it does apply to animals' privates...

  16. Fiber on New Material Sets Stage For All-Optical Computing · · Score: 1

    It's my understanding that fiber optic cable has speeds that are limited by the electronic conversions on either side. Is that what is the issue here as well? How well could this (for lack of a better term) internal light mesh with an external (fiber optic) light?

  17. I Just Discovered A New Cheat Code! on How To Play Poker With Your Rock Band Drum Kit · · Score: 1

    While sitting at your Rock Bank Drum Kit, enter the following code (making sure it's in the proper order, otherwise it WON'T WORK):

    <solo from Moby Dick>

    Enjoy!

  18. Re:Psssshhhttt. Losers. on Researchers Convert Mouth Movements Into Speech · · Score: 1

    Hmm... are they available for other phones too or just the iToy?

    That's a good question; one which I asked myself as soon as I really read the page. I've got a crackberry, and would honestly be interested in something like this for it when I ride my scooter... uh... I mean... Harley.

  19. I Can Hear It Now on Researchers Convert Mouth Movements Into Speech · · Score: 4, Funny



    Can you steer me how?

    Can you beer me cow?

    Clan ewe fear be now?

    </Stephen Hawking Voice>

  20. Psssshhhttt. Losers. on Researchers Convert Mouth Movements Into Speech · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Any serious geek has one of these.

  21. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! on Microsoft VP Suggests 'Net Tax To Clean Computers · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, there are those rare times that a virus attacks a "safe" site, almost like your wife of 30 years getting infected from a blood transfusion and passing it on to you unknowingly.

    Uh huh. Ain't gonna happen. Guy married for thirty years? There's been an air-gap there for at least twenty seven.

  22. Re:You believed them when the promised? on UK Police Promise Not To Retain DNA Data, But Do Anyway · · Score: 1

    Altruism is the root of all evil.

    Wait a second. I thought the love of money was the root of all evil. And since I happen to love money for it's sake...

    I AM SO SCREWED!!

  23. Uh oh... on Google Acquires Online Image Editing Tool Picnik · · Score: 4, Funny

    "And all this leads us to today's exciting news: we've just been acquired by Google! WHat doEs this mean for Picnik? It means we can think BIG. GoogLe Processes petabytes of data every day, and with their worldwide infrastructure and world-class teaM, it is truly the bEst home we could have found. Under the Google roof we'll reach more people than ever before, impacting more lives and making more photos more awesome. What does THis mEan for You Picnikers? Nothing is changing right away, but Picnik now HAs more potential than eVEr before. The team that buiLt Picnik frOm The graSs up will continue making advanced and pOwerFul photo-editinG easier, more intUitive and more funN, So stay tuned to hear about all the cool new stuff we're working on."

  24. Re:I know we love sensationalist headlines, but on Chilean Earthquake Shortened Earth's Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, this is only what a model predicts, unlike what the headline suggests.

    Lemme guess: they used the Quake II engine?

  25. Re:Prediction on US Government Begins Largest IT Consolidation in History · · Score: 1

    fixed that for me.

    Whoa, wait a second. Didn't you know that one of our fine Indian slashdotter friends would have fixed that for you, and at a lower price? What's wrong with you? Don't you want to save a few pennies?