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Microsoft VP Suggests 'Net Tax To Clean Computers

Ian Lamont writes "Microsoft's Vice President for Trustworthy Computing, Scott Charney, speaking at the RSA conference in San Francisco, has floated an interesting proposal to deal with infected computers: Approach the problem of dealing with malware infections like the healthcare industry, and consider using 'general taxation' to pay for inspection and quarantine. Using taxes to deal with online criminal activity is not a new idea, as demonstrated by last year's Louisiana House vote to levy a monthly surcharge on Internet access to deal with online baddies."

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  1. Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most of the major ISPs in the US are providing a free brand-name anti-virus product if users will just download it. Even if you don't get that, it's about $15/year to stay up to date at Best Buy. The problem here isn't that people can't afford anti-virus... it's that they can't be bothered to use it.

    Maybe the route some universities have taken of fines and downtime for those caught spreading malware or spam, knowingly or not, is what we need.

    1. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

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    2. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention all the free antivirus tools out there. Really no excuse to not have some sort of "coverage"--unlike health care in the analogy.

      Frankly, this seems like a waste of tax dollars. I didn't see anything mentioned in the article that can't be done with free tools.

    3. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Not to mention all the problems that just don't get resolved by any antivirus..

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    4. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by FredFredrickson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, wasn't looking to sound trollish. I often see rootkit infected machines with an all-clear signal from norton and AVG-free alike.

      Or what's more stupid, is when norton sees it but doesn't clean it because the file is in use...

      I've never trusted an antivirus to do what I can do manually. Antiviruses are great for an afterwards cleanup scan.

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    5. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Lendrick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't be bothered?

      Have you *used* anti-virus software lately? It takes over your computer and bogs everything down by scanning at irritating times, like every file access.

      I don't use anti-virus software, except for the occasional one-off malware scan. I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      * I don't trust free downloads unless they're open source, or a google on "$SOFTWARE spyware" comes up clean.
      * I don't browse porn (or anything else) on internet explorer.
      * I don't browse porn with adblock turned off.
      * I don't download stupid free desktop frills, like smileys and crap.
      * I don't open obvious spam, even if it appears to be from my friends.
      * When a webpage informs me that it has SCANNED MY COMPUTER and VIRUS DETECTED, I remember that I did not, in fact, install a virus scanner, and that the message is fake, and I do not have to install their special software to fix it. Instead, I close the web page.
      * When doing p2p file-sharing, I use clients that are well known and spyware free.
      * I don't put audio CDs into my machine when I'm running Windows, because they might install rootkits.
      * I always click the "advanced" button when I install software, because that's where they hide the fact that they're installing a bunch of extra shit I don't want.
      * Under no circumstances do I *ever* install Norton, which in my experience is far worse for performance than any virus.

    6. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent funny ffs

      why

    7. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an ass-hat. MSS works great.

    8. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      * When a webpage informs me that it has SCANNED MY COMPUTER and VIRUS DETECTED, I remember that I did not, in fact, install a virus scanner, and that the message is fake, and I do not have to install their special software to fix it. Instead, I close the web page.

      lol@that

      It's funny to see those pages on Linux. "OMG UR WINDOWS ARE INFECTED"

    9. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem here isn't anti-virus... it's that people are stupid.

    10. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by SpeZek · · Score: 1

      I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      QFT

      Unfortunately, the media loves to paint "viruses" and "hackers" as magical threats that crawl through your internet piping and clog up your "CPU".

    11. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I second this. I use Microsoft Security Essentials on everything now and it does work pretty good.

    12. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by dave562 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that anti-virus alone can't handle malware. It does a pretty good job, but all it takes is one zero day Flash exploit, or a website with a compromised iFrame and your compute^H^H^HWindows box is hosed. By the time anti-virus starts throwing warnings, it is generally because the computer is already infected and it is trying to download other components that the AV software actually has signatures for.

    13. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      The bad guys have access to Norton, McAfee, Avast, AVG, MSS, Spybot, Kaspery, Linux source, OS/X, and anything else that will or won't show up in the next 10, 20, 30 years. If you can download it, then so can they.

      They test their software better than "legit" developers and thus they will always win.

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    14. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why God invented ComboFix.

      I find it amazing that most major AV can not detect well documented root kits.

    15. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      QFT

      Sorry, but I just can't see what Quantum Field Theory has to do with this.

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    16. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by alexborges · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah... but does it run... never mind.

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    17. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly. Lets see here, if I don't keep any confidential information on my computer, don't use it for e-commerce much (or you know, boot into Linux if I need to buy something which honestly I boot into Linux 90% of the time....) an anti-virus is going to use up more resources than a virus and negatively impact your experience.

      Lets see here an average anti-virus is going to:

      A) Waste lots of network resources downloading updates
      B) Constantly use up I/O resources scanning every file
      C) Mess with defaults
      D) Use a completely different theme ruining whatever aesthetic pleasure there was in Windows
      E) Constantly use CPU time
      F) Constantly say that your subscription has OMG 60 DAYS LEFT!!!! THATS LESS THAN 3 MONTHS!!!! Usually when giving a presentation
      G) Interrupt gaming
      H) Ignore all -real- threats like the Sony Rootkit and the like

      An average virus is going to

      Use some I/O resources finding sensitive files, use light network resources sending spam and generally work in the background.

      My experience is going to be less interrupted with a virus than an AV.

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    18. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by haruchai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      M$ are the last people who should be calling for a tax since it's their broken shit that caused decades of headaches.
      Yes they've gotten better but that doesn't wipe out all the crap we'd had to live with all these years.

        However, I think the real issue for a lot of users who aren't savvy is that they might be fed up of the bloatware
      crap like Symantec / Norton / McAfee which (used to?) suck so much in terms of CPU usage and disk activity.

      Better, cheaper alternatives have been around for years - AntiVir, AVG, Kaspersky, for example.
      And I must say that Microsoft Security Essentials isn't half bad.

      Instead of their stupid EULA, perhaps M$ should put up a warning during install or first run that a security product
      is required and used the lack of one as an automatic shutdown after 2 weeks instead of their activation.

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    19. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      You forgot to run Windows Update. Just being connected to the Internet with a hole patched by Microsoft without the patch is inviting a random bot attack when your IP address just happens to be the lucky number drawn by the bot.

    20. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Most of the major ISPs in the US are providing a free brand-name anti-virus product if users will just download it.

      As I understand it, most AV vendors require a version of Windows that is reasonably patched up-to-date. As I also understand things, lots of people running pirated Windows have Windows Update disabled - So it's a vicious circle.

    21. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      I used to do all that. But then I got tired and switched to OS X where I can use the computer the way it was meant to be used without having to be the anti-virus software myself.

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    22. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Informative
      I've tried to fight this fight. People don't get it. Oh, people here will -- though a disturbing number insist that antivirus is required -- but the populace at large won't ever understand what you've laid out above. I've given up on figuring out why. The rules are simple: 1) Don't use IE. [sorry, I know it can be safe, but this is way easier than trying to explain when/where/how it's safe] 2) don't install software unless it's from a trusted source. Your friends are not trusted sources. Nor are the links that they forward. Neither is twitter. 3) use a web-based email that does not download images by default -- minimally don't use Outlook/Outlook Express. 4) noscript is probably a good idea.

      I've been virus free for decades now, following these basic rules, and without running A/V save a monthly offline Clam scan to make sure I haven't caught a case of the stupids when I wasn't looking.

      I'd rather see ISPs voluntarily cracking down on spam-generating machines than be forced to pay a tax in an attempt to make up for my neighbor*'s ignorance.

      *For extremely large values of "neighbor".

    23. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      You should update your sig, it is 2010 now.

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    24. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

      AFAIK, it doesn't work on pirated Windows, nor does it work on Win2K.

    25. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by tukang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you view pdf files or flash content?

    26. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

      AFAIK, it doesn't work on pirated Windows, nor does it work on Win2K.

      It does work on pirated Windows. Not that I would know, myself. But some guy told me. I think he lives in Canada but I don't remember.

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    27. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      Some people browse the web so carelessly that it's like sleeping with every hooker on the street: you're guaranteed to pick up a virus eventually with that kind of behavior.

      On the other hand, there are those rare times that a virus attacks a "safe" site, almost like your wife of 30 years getting infected from a blood transfusion and passing it on to you unknowingly.

      Unfortunately, teaching safe browsing habits to the general public is just as effective as teaching safe sex to teenagers.

    28. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      You forgot one.

      You sit behind a hardware firewall (router) which blocks any unrequested connections.

      The CD rootkit thing can be fixed by entirely disabling Autorun in the registry.

      HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\Cdrom

      Set AutoRun DWORD to 0

      Now nothing will be executed when you plunk a CD in. The CD may not even spin up, until you try to access it. It also changes the default action to opening the folder.

    29. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by armyofone · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, 2009 is still correct, if that's when he copyrighted his sig, (hah!). It will still be the correct copyright date in 2011 and 2012 and 2013... no scratch that last one. The world will (apparently) not likely make it past 2012.

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    30. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by sjames · · Score: 0

      I spread some on my toast just this morning :-)

    31. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about not pirating software at all? Ever think of that?

      *begin rant*

      Get a nice package, like CATIA or CS4. Put your nastiness in the .iso files along with the "crack." Upload to a bunch of bittorrent trackers.

      ???

      Profit.

      What, you think people *scan* their pirated software? Ever get into a discussion with a warez weenie? "Oh, those are just false positives. I _know_ it's not infected"

      There is no honor in the warez scene anymore. Oh, sure, private trackers, you say. But Joe User doesn't have access to private trackers. The concept of an md5 sum flies straight over Joe User's head and makes his eyes glaze over when you try to explain what it is. Joe User is the perfect mark for this kind of stuff.

      If you run pirated software, you're likely part of the problem.

      *end rant*

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    32. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...oooorrrrr you could just use an AV app (assuming you're box is no more than 8 years old).
      Even using your crude exclusion method, there are plenty of ways your computer could still become infected.
      Hey genius, I have a great idea for you...just turn your computer off--that will ensure you will NEVER get any malware!

    33. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by jrothwell97 · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, it doesn't work on pirated Windows, nor does it work on Win2K.

      So it doesn't work if:

      • the software is stolen (yes, I know this definition of piracy is moot, but still)
      • the OS you're using is ten years old and will cease to be supported in July

      So that's still the vast majority of users covered for free. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

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    34. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      So that's still the vast majority of users covered for free.

      It's not the 'vast majority of users' that are running infected devices that are part of botnets - It's a small percentage of a very large number of machines that are part of botnets. I'm suggesting that the reason they're not running AV applications on those machines is the apps won't run on their unpatched 'stolen' versions of Windows...

    35. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by init100 · · Score: 1

      But then I got tired and switched to OS X where I can use the computer the way it was meant to be used

      But instead, you'll have Time Machine take all your resources at some random point during the day, which makes the computer pretty useless for the duration of the backup. Not to mention the frequent spinning wheels that occur when the badly broken virtual memory system in Mac OS X decides to start paging things in and out even though there is still lots of free RAM available.

    36. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by init100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      M$ are the last people who should be calling for a tax

      I suggest a special cleanup tax on Microsoft software.

    37. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A) Waste? 200k a week or so was easily bearable on a 56k modem and it hasn't gotten bigger.
      B) Every file? I can choose to scan on access, on modify, on create, or never (i.e. only on systemwide scans). And I can blacklist/whitelist certain types of files to always or never be scanned.
      C) Huh? I have no idea what this even purports to mean.
      D) Uh.. http://itcweb.ecsu.edu/portal/images/symantec01.jpg looks like normal Windows theme to me..
      E) Constantly? Thunderbird, my system clock/temp monitor, my IM client, etc all pop up to the top of my cpu for tiny moment and disappear again. My AV sits at 0% all the time unless it's actively scanning a file, and even then it uses typically less than 2% cpu time.
      F) Lifetime subscription, never once saw a popup, lrn2powerpoint noob.
      G) Wha? I can't ever recall a single time that my AV interfered with my gaming in any way. Windows firewall, punkbuster version mismatching, etc, but never my AV.
      H) Right, because blaster et al that exploit such vulnerabilities aren't real, only something that has no payload whatsoever is a real threat. I'm honestly not even sure that if I had the heuristic protections on (that would increase, perhaps, the problems in a-g) that it wouldn't catch that.

      How can you whine about network use for AV but dismiss the exact same thing (sending spam) when it's a virus? My AV generally works in the background. Have you ever tried to use a computer infected with Vundo?

      Either you're an epic troll or you're just braindead. (Oblig PA: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/9/19/)

    38. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      neither Microsoft's security essentials nor an antivirus provided from a major ISP is going to make a computer more secure in reality.

    39. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by pookemon · · Score: 5, Informative

      See I read your rant, and the one above it as "I used Norton's once so all virus scanners are bad".

      I've been using Avast for the last few years. Free for home use and a damn good product.

      A) Sure it updates almost every day - but it has almost no impact on my network (and I'm from Oz where "Broadband" means a bit faster than dial up).
      B) Its impact when scanning is not noticable. It scans the file you modify or try to open.
      C) WTF? What defaults? The "I can download and run viruses by default" defaults?
      D) Avast 99% of the time is a pair of icons in your system tray. If the look and feel of your virus scanner is one of you concerns then your worried about the wrong thing...
      E) Avast doesn't constantly use CPU time. A decent virus scanner of any kind would us OS Hooks to identify when it needs to look at files/processes. It won't need to be doing anything unless you are and then it only needs a quick look at the file/process to see if it recognises it.
      F) Avasts free license expires every 12 months. It takes around a minute to renew. Big deal.
      G) *sigh* Seriously. There are millions of gamers around the world that have virus scanners installed. There's also quite a number of game developers with virus scanners installed. When was the last time that you read that your virus scanner should be disabled before playing game ? Sure the downloads of updates can cause a few moments of lag - but big deal.
      H) I'm sorry but WTF? Sure Sony's rootkit can be considered a threat. But REAL threats are actually more things like Confiker, Trojans etc. Viruses etc. that (a) might destroy your PC, (b) be used as part of a botnet, (c) steal your personal data etc.

      You're worried about how you virus scanner looks, and a slight interruption to your gaming, but not about the impact of having a virus. The fact that that virus may wipe your machine, cause your machine to be responsible for attacking other machines, or cause masses of SPAM e-mail to be sent out doesn't concern you? I take it then that your ISP doesn't care that you might be responsible for infecting other machines, sending SPAM etc.

      Take your tinfoil hat off and go out and get some sunshine.

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    40. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Tromad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of these complaints are dealt with by Microsoft Security Essentials (maybe not H or D, but D is hardly a major complaint). I'm serious, it is install-and-forget. And most malware I've seen is lately is proxy through ads, flash, or javascript, requiring very little user action. So if you run Windows, unless you lock your browser down with noscript/adblock and don't run adobe software (or run your browser in a virtual machine) you pretty much need an antivirus, even if you have good habits.

    41. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by quixote9 · · Score: 1

      Seconded! It's THEIR software leaving all the open doors. They're the ones who need to fix that. Not the users they've already victimized. (I can't believe somebody didn't point this out in the first comment!)

      Enough already with corporations dumping all their cleanup on taxpayers.

    42. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by PDX · · Score: 1

      How do we tax to get rid of the bloatware installed at the factory?

    43. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      The problem here isn't that people can't afford anti-virus... it's that they can't be bothered to use it.

      Or maybe because it's nice for computers to not run at 50% speed.

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    44. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The solution is to go to a heuristics based program. Though none out there are good enough, just knowing what viruses do and blocking that is sufficient. Changed system files, new outgoing connections, new open ports (more rare, as most are behind a NAT "firewall" with no firewall capabilities, so NAT blocks the incoming connections unless initiated with an outgoing one). It's not hard to figure out when something changes. The problem is that everyone uses their computer differently, so one set of rules for everyone won't work. A good learning system that figures out what a person uses and what changes happen shouldn't be that hard, but looking at what's offered, it must be that hard.

    45. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Microsoft and trustworthy computing together in one sentence is an oxymoron.

      Those guys wouldn't understand trusted computing if it bit them on the ass.

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    46. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Your friends are not trusted sources."

      Right. Instead you should trust strangers on Slashdot.

    47. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone hasn't used an AV in a while.

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    48. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by dweller_below · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe the route some universities have taken of fines and downtime for those caught spreading malware or spam, knowingly or not, is what we need.

      I do IT security for one of those universities. Our IT is extremely decentralized. There are some central services. The network is managed centrally. But the majority of the computers are managed by individuals, departments, and colleges in whatever way they see best.

      We charge a reconnect fee as part of our standard network security incident response. When we determine that a system is compromised, we disconnect it, and notify the owner. We reconnect it as soon as the owner pays the reconnect fee. The fee is $25 for the first reconnect and $50 for each reconnect after the first time. The fee is not kept by Security. It is transfered to the university Service desk.

      It may sound silly, but we can demonstrate that the reconnect fee is our single, most effective security measure. We have detailed data on detected compromise for years before and after the beginning of the reconnect fee. When we started imposing the reconnect fee, our rate of detected compromise dropped to 1/10th the prior level. We believe that prior to the reconnect fee, people really felt that there was no reason to worry about compromise.

      In the years that we have been doing this, it has always amazed me that such a small irritation can lead to so much behavioral change.

      Charging the entire university for each compromise would not have the same effect. By charging the university entity that owns the compromised computer, we change that entity's behavior. Even when we are effectively moving money from 1 pocket to another. The reconnect fee is always an unanticipated expense. The reconnect fee is always an irritant. In effect, we have created an institutional pain response to compromise. We can tell it is still working, because the university's community is still complaining about it. Once they stop complaining, we may have to up the fee.

      Miles

    49. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I clean this stuff off computers every day in my business as part of doing business in my shop. You can't honestly say that Security Essentials is top notch. It is a good product in that it doesn't nag you like AVG does and it isn't as heavy on the system as AVG, Norton, and McAfee. As far as malware detection goes it only knows so much and what it does know isn't that much. I use it as a final scan not as the main scan because it doesn't have the teeth of some of the other free products.

      It's an OK product but you have to have a compliment of products to clean your machine. It is lightweight for monitoring to ensure some detection of infection and removal.

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    50. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you meant to say "perfectly secure" rather than "more secure".

    51. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      It doesn't always work on modern software either. The sheer number of possible installer errors for that products is crazy, and it isn't difficult to disable Security Essentials. I see it happen frequently where malware sees Security Essentials and does the dirty deed of making it fail to launch or install.

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    52. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Have you *used* anti-virus software lately? It takes over your computer and bogs everything down by scanning at irritating times, like every file access."

      I'm brilliant enough to know how to schedule scans, apparently.

      "Under no circumstances do I *ever* install Norton, which in my experience is far worse for performance than any virus."

      Yes, it's a shame that Norton is the only company that makes AV solutions.

      OH WAIT

      You're really no better than the other lazy people mentioned in the article.

    53. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

      AFAIK, it doesn't work on pirated Windows, nor does it work on Win2K.

      Does it work on Linux?

    54. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Fair points, except for this

      Right, because blaster et al that exploit such vulnerabilities aren't real, only something that has no payload whatsoever is a real threat. I'm honestly not even sure that if I had the heuristic protections on (that would increase, perhaps, the problems in a-g) that it wouldn't catch that.

      Rootkits (and any form of adware, spyware, cruft) in audio CDs (or any legitimately purchased media) is more reprehensible than your typical virus. The consumer shouldn't have to constantly guard their computer from "respectable" merchants. A virus distributer is not proporting to be a good person. It's like getting ripped off by that guy on the street corner selling "Rolexes." You know what you're getting into. But when you buy a Rolex from Cartier, you don't expect to get a cheap $5 knock off. Basically, if a merchant has to hide a program from their buyers then they're no different than all the adware, spyware and virus scum that abound on the internet.

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    55. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/240803829_9212773615_o.png

    56. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Well, beards are itchy and I wouldn't be caught dead in suspenders.

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    57. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should ISP's and users be saddled with the added and extra cost of paying for third party software to secure an inadequate, insecure, operating system designed by incompetent people?

      Perhaps Microsoft should pay the cost of removing infected computers from the Internet, and pay the cost of cleaning those computers. It is insane that people pay for their operating system, pay for their software, pay for support, and have to slap band aid on top of band aid to patch the expensive software they purchased.

    58. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Citation needed.

    59. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      I have no pity for Windows pirates. So, let's fine them $100 per incident for each time their box attacks somebody else's system, and then see how quickly they run to Best Buy.

    60. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, there are those rare times that a virus attacks a "safe" site, almost like your wife of 30 years getting infected from a blood transfusion and passing it on to you unknowingly.

      Uh huh. Ain't gonna happen. Guy married for thirty years? There's been an air-gap there for at least twenty seven.

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      "A government is a body of people usually -- notably -- ungoverned." -Shepherd Book
    61. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by dissy · · Score: 1

      I don't use anti-virus software, except for the occasional one-off malware scan. I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      You seem to mistakenly assume one has to do 'stupid shit' to catch a computer virus.

      Normal safe everyday actions can and do get people infected all the time.
      Actions such as just installing windows while your PC is directly connected to the internet. Yes a known bad action now, but not to most people.

      Browsing safe websites can also do it, especially so in Internet Explorer where the browser will happily execute code the web server gives it and not bother even informing you of the fact it just did so.

      Even without IE, one of the bigger news making worms a few years back targeted banking and online store web servers. On successfully infecting them, it modified the pages being served to visitors/customers that give infected files.

      Tons of exploits require no user interaction, as long as the conditions are right.
      And these aren't 'perfect lab' conditions, but real world ones that DO come up occasionally (some frequently)

      But, even with all that said, there is the mistaken assumption that an anti-virus program will keep you safe too.
      Sadly, most can only find things they are aware of. This leaves a window of opportunity where not a single AV program will catch a virus. Depending on the product, knowing about a new virus can take hours to months.

      There really is no simple cure, other than expecting and paying for well designed software.
      As such software will cost a lot more than the current offerings do, and with the staggering amount of ignorance about, I can't see such a product making it in the market too well :/

      P.S., you are spot on about Norton. Might as well run no AV, as being infected with 20 viruses still has a better chance of leaving your computer operational and running faster than non-infected and with Norton running...

    62. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      yeah, and 90% of the time the ISP bundled "protection" is McAfee, which does nothing, slows the computer, and eventually messes it up having to be forcibly removed. MSE all the way.

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    63. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Its great with jam!

    64. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually I would recommend Comodo AV over MSS, and here is why. I have seen several PCs come across my desks in the past few months with users complaining that "something was wrong but I don't know what" and come to find that after several hours, some after specific actions, some for no reason at all, MSS would go "runaway" and consume nearly all the CPU and thrash the hell out of the drive, even though no scan was scheduled or new files added.

      Now don't ask me why it did that, fuck if I know, I'm not an expert on security scanning engines, just a humble PC repairman. I gave up finally on MSS when I myself experienced a "runaway" on my own PC. I had done the same thing I had done a thousand times before-loaded some files into IMGBurn for backup, when MSS went runaway and started sucking up nearly 90% of all 4 cores and thrashing the hell out of my hard drive. Since I had a service call to do I figured "well I'm sure it will be finished doing whatever by the time I get back" but when I got back nearly 3 hours later MSS was still thrashing away. I tried excluding the folder IMGBurn was to burn files from, no luck. The only way I got it to stop was to uninstall it. That's when I decided to go Comodo for my Windows 7 like I had for my XP machines and stop recommending MSS.

      So I don't know if an update borked it or what, but I'd stay away from MSS for the time being. As for this "tax"? Total bullshit, as it is NOT the users fault! I repeat it is NOT the users fault, as every damned OEM kills autoupdates at the factory and the users don't realize when they buy a new machine it is crippled. All of the machines that have crossed my desk in...oh it must be at least since SP2 for XP, have been pre-activated with some lame "HP_User" style account with autoupdates turned off, and often a horribly out of date AV POS trialware that was useless before the customer even opened the box. Every customer that leaves my shop has a full working AV and autoupdates turned on and I almost never see them for virus problems, the few that do let their kids run wild or are the "must click on teh buttons!" types and there really isn't anything you can do about PEBKAC.

      If the OEMs didn't cripple their machines before they even left the factory I'm sure the number of infected PCs would drop right off the charts. Why in this day and age they are allowed to get away with such intentional crippling of PCs is beyond me. To use a /. car analogy, nobody would expect their brand new car to have the locks tampered with at the factory, would they? So how come the poor user is expected to be an IT guy when sane policies from the factory would get rid of a huge amount of problems?

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    65. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Do you view pdf files or flash content?

      NoScript blocks flash (but I have Flashblock too, anyhow). So, in general, no.

      With PDFs, I have scripting turned off. I SHOULD get Foxit instead of Adobe one of these days, but I just haven't gotten around to it. Mostly because I very rarely look at PDFs to begin with. Especially not those like the ones going around in spear phishing campaigns.

    66. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      I have to agree here. The ONLY anti-malware type product I will allow on my Windows machine is Malwarebytes. Manual updates, manual everything. I run a scan once a week just to make sure I didn't catch a case of the stupids that week. Honestly, I don't even use noscript...adblock plus and flashblock take care of pretty much everything. I only run flash on sites I know...which these days consists almost entirely of youtube, homestar runner, and the WOW armory.

    67. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Maybe the route some universities have taken of fines and downtime for those caught spreading malware or spam, knowingly or not, is what we need.

      Or just ban Windows.

    68. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you run microsoft software, you're likely part of the problem.

      FTFY. Though it's always amusing to see windos dweebs being self-righteous about anything -- pinhead rage, LOL.

    69. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Maybe the route some universities have taken of fines and downtime for those caught spreading malware or spam, knowingly or not, is what we need.

      Sounds like another tool for the proverbial man to keep us down.

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      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
    70. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by w0mprat · · Score: 1
      Must add here: ClamWin is a good open source anti-virus option.
      It does not do on-access scan. But if you follow the posters advice below you are fine, but some kind of virus-scanning capability is essiential in the windows world.
      Even on Linux, which can be carrier for infected files and data.

      Can't be bothered?

      Have you *used* anti-virus software lately? It takes over your computer and bogs everything down by scanning at irritating times, like every file access.

      I don't use anti-virus software, except for the occasional one-off malware scan. I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      * I don't trust free downloads unless they're open source, or a google on "$SOFTWARE spyware" comes up clean. * I don't browse porn (or anything else) on internet explorer. * I don't browse porn with adblock turned off. * I don't download stupid free desktop frills, like smileys and crap. * I don't open obvious spam, even if it appears to be from my friends. * When a webpage informs me that it has SCANNED MY COMPUTER and VIRUS DETECTED, I remember that I did not, in fact, install a virus scanner, and that the message is fake, and I do not have to install their special software to fix it. Instead, I close the web page. * When doing p2p file-sharing, I use clients that are well known and spyware free. * I don't put audio CDs into my machine when I'm running Windows, because they might install rootkits. * I always click the "advanced" button when I install software, because that's where they hide the fact that they're installing a bunch of extra shit I don't want. * Under no circumstances do I *ever* install Norton, which in my experience is far worse for performance than any virus.

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    71. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      bahahahhah are you serious? ever tried not using windows?

    72. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      You can't write down a set of rules for the average (ignorant) user; having an awareness of what is dangerous and what's not in the big fun world of computers requires a level of experience most people who use computers more secondarily just don't have the time to accomplish.

      Computers are useful tools, it's a shame there's so many people out there intent on turning those tools against their users. Wrenches can't be programmed to give away a mechanic's secrets, scissors can't be infected with malicious code to destroy a hairdresser's business...

      These people do very important work and their inability to understand the complexities of computers should not be such a threat to their lives.

      You don't do stupid shit because you're aware what stupid shit is with computers, but can you overhaul a V6 and give perms, cuts and other fancy hair stuff?

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    73. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why isn't it installed by default?

      If they can push out browser plug-ins for competing browsers why can't they push out Security Essentials to computers which do not already have adequate protection?

      Who cares if users don't want it? They've pushed stuff out before that users didn't want.

    74. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Once you're owned, a lot of virus scanners fail to install. Malware that already has access to your system can do a lot of that. Realistically all you can do once you're computer is already infected is to back up what you can, blow the system away and secure the new one before you even attempt to restore your backups.

      I've yet to see a single tool that can reliably restore an infected PC unless you know exactly what infections you have and can use a specific tool for that task. I once got a system I was building(it was an original XP disk and I was on a slower internet connection) owned before I could patch it(which taught me the lesson of installing AV first) and it screwed my system up so badly I couldn't even download anything that would still run. Luckily it happened before I'd installed any software or personal data to the machine, but once you're done you're done.

    75. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by maxume · · Score: 1

      So you run it with the expectation that it won't do anything?

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    76. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Windows has installed with an inbound firewall turned on since XP service pack 2.

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    77. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      Personally don't use time machine. I do my backups with rsync and I periodically make a compressed disk image of my boot drive (it only takes 15 min for about 70 GB worth of data).

      I have not experienced any slowdowns or beach ball on my Mac Pro when I do pretty much anything. Then again I have 32 GB of RAM, but even on my 13'' aluminum macbook with 4 GB of RAM things are speedy.

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    78. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I run it with the expectation that is highly important and extremely appropriate and has a basis in utmost reality where common sense must prevail. That expectation is that **no product knows it all and not all know it well**. So, with a compliment of products I can cover most if not all the bases. Relying on one product is to invite reinfection or failure to adequately clean.

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    79. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Your statement is only partially true. I'm talking about Microsoft's too, so my point stands. I never stated that it was a bad product, only that it is adequate for light scanning and only as a compliment to other products, IF you are already infected.

      Frankly, I never scan initially on a Windows box anymore. I always remove the drive and insert it into a Linux box, then do manual cleaning there first. After that I then scan with a linux version of anti-virus products. After that's complete I copy over the virus detection tools for Windows and reinsert the drive into the original computer. When I boot I always restart in safe mode, if possible. Then I do some basic scanning, such as with Malwarebytes and then I reboot into regular windows and begin installation of anti-malware products. At the end of this I have run scans with no less that 5-10 products, depending on the OS version.

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    80. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Because he used sarcasm doesn't make him a troll. Bad mod.

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    81. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      He was talking about effective common sense. If your friend is a grocery store clerk who uses her system to email and little else and someone else told her to use such and such habit you shouldn't listen to her advise. Whereas someone with a good reputation and karma on slashdot.org should have your attention. And he was also talking about email, when you receive an email with bogus instructions from a friend you shouldn't trust that as it could be a friend who has their computer roboted.

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    82. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1
      So somehow you seem to be stuck in the 2005 era mentality where spyware only comes bundled with other software, and porn sites are the primary way of infecting a machine.


      NEWS FLASH
      Most infections i see in offices these days involve NO explicitly downloaded files, NO programs having been executed, running Google's Chrome (and I can verify that by checking that history hasnt been tampered with). The user wasnt viewing porn, or going to shady sites, or viewing warez-- they were browsing news or facebook or yahoo, and some sleezy ad auto-downloaded an infected pdf, which auto-launched and infected the machine. Often, "least privelege" doesnt even prevent the virus from rooting the whole box-- none of my users have admin or even power-user priveleges.

      "Ah, but youre using Adobe's crappy plugin", you exclaim. Ok, except that there are vulerabilities in Foxit as well, and there is no TECHNICAL reason that could not be used as an attack vector. If youre not aware, there is currently a vulnerability allowing the F1 key to allow an infection, and several years back a rendering flaw allowed jpeg files to infect your machine.

      You have this outdated mentality that only files ending in exe, pif, com, or scr are capable of infecting your machine, and that you have to be visiting shady sites to come across this crap. And you seem to think that the sites that trick users make it obvious that theyre generated by a browser-- having seen these sites first hand, and tried to instruct users on how to tell the difference, I can tell you that it takes a techie to notice. Even when using chrome, which uses a non-native interface, the "your computer is infected" popups look IDENTICAL to "My Computer", down to the native skinning (and Im not even sure how that is possible from within chrome).

      You also mention "not even opening spam"-- are you aware that within certain versions of outlook (I believe 2003?) some emails can have their payload activated by simply pressing "forward" or "delete" (the reading pane might have to be activated).

      There is just a ridiculous amount of misinformation out there about what prevents and what causes viruses-- for example audio CDs cannot cause a virus if you just disable autorun. Browsing porn with adblock isnt really a layer of protection-- if someone has a hot 0-day exploit that theyre going to plant on a porn site, theyre probably not going to place it in a div labeled "ADs"; adblock is more likely to protect you on sites like yahoo or facebook. Trusting opensource explicitly is just retarded-- do you actually check out the source and scan it for backdoors? If someone managed to get some obfuscated attack code inserted into firefox, would you REALLY notice? What about that neat little opensource utility with a community of about 30?

      Your entire post hinges on the premise that

      I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      which basically asserts that its "stupid shit" to expect a PDF plugin to be safe, or jpegs to be safe, or deleting spam to be safe, or using audio CDs to be safe. What planet are you from?

    83. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The MOST common attack vector out there (ad-injected PDFs) will work in the most up to date chrome with noscript installed and running as a non-priveleged user. Not to mention, have fun teaching a financial controller how to use noscript.

    84. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      In their defense (and no, I'm not an overt microsoft fanboy, merely a pragmatist)...

      -They provide security patches, whether or not the user paid for the product.
      -They provide a free antivirus/antispyware program that requires no registration or consistent user interaction, whether or not the user paid for their copy of Windows.
      -They provide a free app called SteadyState, which allows the end user to lock down their computer even further if desired (granted the machine has to pass WGA, but SteadyState works VERY well when configured properly and is much easier than local GPO's).
      -More recent versions of Windows ship fairly locked down by default, requiring the user to explicitly grant admin rights when required.
      -More recent versions of Outlook and Windows Live Mail don't download images by default, and block executable attachments (perhaps SCR and VBS as well? haven't gotten either of those recently) without even giving the option of overriding.
      -IE7 and IE8 run in a sandboxed environment by default.
      -Office attachments are read-only by default and the user is explicitly warned if they contain macros.

      I'm certainly not in favor of adding taxes to fix stupidity facilitated by a single corporation. Heck, I'm against adding new taxes in general. I'm not saying that Microsoft shouldn't be held responsible for releasing an unbaked OS in order to make the marketing and accounting departments happy. I am saying though that from where I sit, it seems that they've taken some solid steps to clean up the messes from the past. Have they gone far enough? That's certainly a worthy debate, but MSE, SteadyState, and more recent versions of IE are all on the liabilities column of the balance sheet. In fact, recall that just a few years ago, they charged for Live OneCare, and now they are giving away the majority of the functionality for free (and in my experience, the free products are more effective than the paid ones ever were).

      IMO, the bigger problem was said at the very top of the discussion - giving people the option of doing things related to security, especially when security usually goes hand in hand with inconvenience, means that the clueless majority will forsake the former to avoid the latter. On the other end of the spectrum, if you force the last guy still running XP SP1 'cuz he is too scared to upgrade it to perform that upgrade, wouldn't everyone here fly off the handle that Microsoft is forcing updates on people? Actually, IIRC, that DID happen a few years ago when MS rolled out a patch that reenabled automatic updates. Whether it's Microsoft, Apple, Canonical, or Novell, you can't act pissed one day 'cuz they're forcing people to apply security updates, and then be pissed the next because they're optional and Joe C. Lueless doesn't opt in.

    85. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a great idea, with one exception: risk of false positives. There are legit things one can do that *look* like an infection, ranging from sending an email BCCed for 103 people to accidentally leaving ping running for an hour or three. Hell, I could (intentionally) be communicating with known botnet servers over IRC - if, for example, I was trying to probe their C&C (doing it directly from my computer might not be a good way to do so, but is a legit activity).

      Is there an appeal process, or similar? Alternatively, do you let people know even slightly prior to disconnecting them? Disconnect first and ask questions (or rather, charge money) later might be a good approach in some situations, but I can't imagine the typical univeristy infection event is one of those.

      For that matter, how do you disconnect people? Changing a MAC address, putting a router between me and the wall, or using a different network card all seem like reasonable ways to get around MAC filtering. If it's login based, I'd expect people would just use their roommate's credentials...

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    86. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have never used A/V, and never will, because the cure is worse than the disease. Unfortunately, I work w/ a bunch of folks who are technically illiterate (would you hire someone who can't read or write?). So A/V is mandatory for most folks. Every time I sit down at one of these machines I am amazed at how atrociously slow it is. All the scan options are turned on, all the heuristic scanning is turned on. I think 99% of the computer cycles are devoted to detecting viruses. What a complete waste of a computer. Most IT problems are not computer problems, they are human resource problems. Here's my solution: if your computer repeatedly gets infected, you are fired.

    87. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      So, let's fine them $100 per incident for each time their box attacks somebody else's system, and then see how quickly they run to Best Buy.

      I agree. I'm only pointing out that the argument that people should just install free AV software doesn't always hold water... The bot machines are often running pirated unpatched windows, and the the AV software can't or won't install on pirated unpatched windows. Plus, I'm pretty sure there are no best buys in Romania, Slovakia, Uganda and the like...

    88. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the populace ever followed the rules (and they are starting to), Joe Spammer will just change his tactics (and he has started). /Intelligence/ is the only defense.

    89. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I've become a bit of a grumble bum, when I can across malicious sites I report them to the most appropriate authorities in the hopes that the miscreants will get prosecuted. I also forward all spam that gets through to the appropriate authority for investigation and hopefully prosecution. Sometimes being at little more active and 'FREELY' sharing the responsibility for internet security can be more beneficial.

      We certainly don't want a computer tax, that private corporation will collect, skim their profit margin off the top and hold onto the payment for as long as possible to bump up their cash flow (earn interest upon your tax payments). This whole taxing, licensing, policing by private corporations for their benefit (censorship and enforced 24/7 marketing) is a really really bad idea.

      So simply become an active part of policing, that means jsut reporting no anal uptight vigilante crap. Note down the address, detail it's actions and send off an email, forward all spam and and, report all likely bot attacks forward logs and IP addresses. The police do not up uphold the law, they were never meant to be 'Law Enforcers' (that's the job of correctional services officers in rehabilitative institutions), they are meant to assist the public in upholding the law. As for corporations STFU and stick to running your business and stay the fuck away from trying to run the country, as individuals you can of course participate as corporate executives piss off.

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    90. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The problem here isn't that people can't afford anti-virus... it's that they can't be bothered to use it.

      Actually, that's not the problem.

      The problem is that people think they've got to pay for AV, so they're using old shit or an upgraded version of what they've been using for a decade. I'd say the cause for infection related problems on most computers is split 3 ways, evenly: old shit, Norton breaking things as a result of an infection, or willful stupidity on the part of the user.

      Until AV approaches even 90% practical prevention and disinfection (ie you could run it daily for a year, and for any one day, you'd have a 90% chance of being clean) on the average user computer, AV is not the answer.

      When a system is destroyed by the AV product, then you've got further issues which justify not using AV at all.

      The best I've seen are MS Security Essentials and NOD32/eSet (the latter being better). But even those fall very, very short for the average user.

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    91. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      We already have the Superfund Program..

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    92. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by SHaFT7 · · Score: 1

      I run a shop where this is a major part of our business and I totally agree with parent :)

    93. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      Oh wait, heres a citation, and it says that MSSE performs AT LEAST as well as 90% of the others out there.

    94. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through. Why not just stick with Linux?

    95. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by adolf · · Score: 1

      Hmm.

      After I clean up the mess, I install Security Essentials, make Firefox default, and turn on automatic updates. I explain to the user about how to avoid infections in the first place, and address any questions or concerns they have.

      And, well, that's it. They leave happy, and I never hear from them again unless the hardware breaks, because the software just keeps working.

      How many AV packages should a system have installed, anyway?

    96. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Unless you are behind a NAT router without the required port forwarded. Or you use a firewall.

    97. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by symbolset · · Score: 1

      If you have a decently powerful computer you can use virtualization like KVM (KVM can be a bear to install, but it is probably available in a package for your Linux) or VMWare Player (easy). Build an XP VM with all your Windows tools and antimalware and antivirus and whatnot, install a good hosts file and patch it. Then turn it off, write protect it and clone it. Only use the clones, and toss them now and then. That way you don't have to reboot your main PC just to open some stupid Windows app, and if you need Windows for something risky (like, say, a Webex) you can use it once and discard it, and your Windows always has that fresh "just installed" snappiness that wears off after six months. More importantly you can fire up the VM and shut it down without rebooting your real box. Windows belongs in a VM.

      Then all you need to actually boot a Windows box for is to play some games, if you're into that, and not even that much longer. PCI passthrough feature is on its way and when it's here you'll be able to pass that hot graphics card through to the VM when you need to, which is the only part of the Windows experience that doesn't cross over.

      Another upside of this is that you get to do the VM thing more. VMs are cool. You can do things like test drive clusters of OpenFiler boxes and see how virtual IP addressing helps with transparent failover. You can stand up an entire network of BSD routers and grasp some more challenging routing convergence problems. You can build an encrypted VM to hide your "research" in. All sorts of things.

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    98. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1
      I find it hard to believe that Microsoft is still shipping operating sysatems with AUTORUN enabled. Most people who understand the issue have a hard time understanding why the feature wasn't disabled the very first time Microsoft realized it was being used as an attack vector. I understand that primitive users find it easier to install software when all they have to do is insert the CD, but the US government had a major thrash because everyone was carrying around flash dongles and inserting them more often then people have unprotected sex. Eventually the US Government had to make a strict policy against the use of these devices in order to get a handle on the rampant re-infection of there user base's machines. Even now it would have been more effective to turn off AUTORUN then to depend on people doing the right thing about not using flash dongles. Some companies and agencies disabled all the USB ports because they couldn't control the users.

      I can only think that Microsoft doesn't care to solve the virus problem because about once a week a get a CERT notification saying that Microsoft Windows or Office has a vulnerability that allows remote users to execute code. This situation never seems to get better. It is like there is a never-ending source of vulnerabilities for hackers to exploit and Windows will never be safe. It is a joke.

    99. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Block any computer running Microsoft Windows that attempts to connect to the Internet.

    100. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But when you buy a Rolex from Cartier, you don't expect to get a cheap $5 knock off.

      You also don't expect to get a Rolex from Cartier.

    101. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I emphatically agree with all your points, and well put.

      But one problem with doing this windows in a VM thing is: windows updates. You will have to periodically update your snapshot windows. Not impossible, nor absolutely necessary (because it is only a use-and-throw OS), but definitely recommended and inconvenient. You would have to keep around last 3 snapshots just to be safe from a failed/bad update.

      Ideally, you would want your snapshot windows installation not to change at all. But still, I agree this is one of the best approaches.

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    102. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. It's "supposed to watch" every little file access!

      2. SCRIPT YOUR RESOURCES AND TUNE YOUR SHIT!
      Private Sub Command1_Click()
      Shell ("c:\xyz\kill.exe mt-svr.exe"),
      Shell ("c:\Program Files\Kaspersky Lab\Kaspersky Internet Security 2009\avp.com"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\Program Files\Kaspersky Lab\avpoff.bat"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\windows\explorer.exe"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\xyz\kill.exe explorer.exe"),
      Shell ("c:\xyz\svc\WINUPDATE\winupdateON.bat"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\xyz\svc\WINUPDATE\winupdateOFF.bat"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("C:\xyz\shudownnow.bat"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("C:\Program Files\Winamp\winamp.exe")
      ' Fucker's for PRO TOOLS eh!?
      Shell ("net start DigiRefresh"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("C:\Program Files\proDAD\Heroglyph-2.5\mt-svr.exe")
      Shell ("net stop DigiRefresh"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("C:\xyz\ProcessHacker.exe"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\xyz\kill.exe vegas80.exe"),
      Shell ("c:\xyz\DTaskManager.exe"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("C:\Program Files\Sony\Vegas Pro 8.0\vegas80.exe"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\xyz\kill.exe vitascene-svr.exe"),
      Shell ("net start spooler"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("net stop spooler"), vbNormalFocus
      Shell ("c:\xyz\ztw.exe"), vbNormalFocus
      ' ONLY PICK ONE!! Ack...hint VB6
      End Sub
      End ' THE BIG QUIT!
      End Sub

    103. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      M$ are the last people who should be calling for a tax

      I suggest a special cleanup tax on Microsoft software.

      Who do you think would be paying that? M$ or the people who buy their software?

    104. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by symbolset · · Score: 2, Informative

      You would have to keep around last 3 snapshots just to be safe from a failed/bad update.

      Yes you would. Sorry I left that out.

      Using VMs means you can start with a bare windows install fully updated, and save a copy, or "snapshot" of that. Then you can add security layers on top and save a snapshop of that "snap that". A few at a time you can add your critical apps and make snaps until you have a lot of snapshot VMs that take a lot of space - but these days space is cheap. You can store 200 10GB Windows images on a 2TB external drive, and that's not a large external storage device today. Storing your basic images on an external drive also keeps your images safe from really clever malware that might evolve to corrupt even inactive OS VM images.

      For the advanced class, you can mount a VM of OpenFiler with a reasonable disk pool, mount that iSCSI volume on your VM and install Windows onto it. Then you can take thin differential snapshots. If OpenFiler won't do what you need then HP's free Virtual SAN Appliance will, or there are other options. Me, I just reinstall the OS in a VM when I have to rebuild because it's a rare thing and dealing with that once a year or so is easier than setting up infrastructure that may change. But one day older versions of Windows will no longer install, so that bare image will have to do.

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    105. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MY BAD...

      1. "C:\Program Files\Kaspersky Lab\avpoff.bat"
      -=-=-=-=-=-
      cd C:\Program Files\Kaspersky Lab\Kaspersky Internet Security 2009
      avp.com exit /password=YOURpassword
      exit

      2. C:\xyz\svc\WINUPDATE\winupdateOFF.bat
      -=-=-=-=-=-
      sc stop wuauserv
      sc stop BITS
      sc config wuauserv start= disabled
      sc config BITS start= disabled

      3. C:\xyz\shudownnow.bat
      -=-=-=-=-=-=-
      shutdown -s -t 00

    106. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or you can just avoid using Microsoft OSes and products and you'll be more secure. I say lets go for a tax. $100/yr per Windows machine.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    107. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by haruchai · · Score: 2, Informative

      And, despite all their efforts, every month, every week, hell, almost every day another security exploit is discovered or released that shows just how broken previous versions of their platform is:

      http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9164038/Microsoft_Don_t_press_F1_key_in_Windows_XP

      Of course, the biggest problem is that most users run Windows with Admin rights but M$ is to blame for making Windows too hard to run without full admin rights.
      I would have had a lot more respect for them if they'd bought out a company like Avecto or BeyondTrust, and spun that kind of functionality into a Service Pack like they did with Security Center so that running with day-to-day with admin rights wouldn't be necessary.
      No, UAC / RunAs isn't the same as Privilege Manager or Privilege Guard as it doesn't sufficiently modify the security context of a logged-in user

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    108. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the problem is with MS, the manufacturer. Two or three slashdots up, MS are saying don't press F1, we screwed up, vulnerable code. Like Toyota needs to fix their cars, MicroS**t need to fix their OS. Not weekly - ONCE, and for ALL. I pay for the bandwidth to keep downloading their freakin patches the whole time. MicroS**t should be paying ME 'tax', the _____ ... !!!

    109. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a minor correction to your post. Microsoft Outlook, by default, doesn't download images in an email. It asks you if you trust the source before doing it.

      Antivirus and virus free for 5 months now... Never been happier :)

    110. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [quote]I'd rather see ISPs voluntarily cracking down on spam-generating machines than be forced to pay a tax in an attempt to make up for my neighbor*'s ignorance. [/quote]

      Why not fine the owners of spam generating machines to fund it, rather than using general taxation? That way, as long as you keep your PC malware free, you do not pay.

    111. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use Avast! too and it's quite goo-VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED!

      Just make sure you turn the sounds off...

      --
      Brain surgery - it's not rocket science!
    112. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with that, when you can get AVG free for personal use already?

    113. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      And you go into a land relatively uninhabited where you have a much harder time working with others and maintaining your own machine. Oh, and there's not insecure about MS, its how most MS boxes are configured. Fortunately Vista started to finally address the issue of running as admin.

      I say we should tax Linux as well, since we know alot of people setup the box and then NEVER PATCH, leaving them vunerable as well.

    114. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Yes and a properly configured and good AV program you won't notice is there at all, like AVG.

    115. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Aklyon · · Score: 1, Troll

      How about not pirating software at all? ...
      If you run pirated software, you're likely part of the problem.

      People who rant about pirated software are also part of the problem. Shut Up.

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      I reserve the right to have a physical object so I can sell it later, and recover my money.
    116. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The world will (apparently) not likely make it past 2012.

      Nostradamus? Bah. I don't believe it.

      Mayan calendar? It's just a calander.

      OMFG, I'm eligible to retire in 2012! WE'RE DOOMED!

    117. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by TooLazyToLogon · · Score: 1

      I agree. Anti-Virus Programs are not needed and slows down computers.
      I had a Win2K SP4 machine, that I used as an answering manchine, online 24 hours a day for five years. I used the precautions listed in Lendrick's post, with the addition of putting a router with a firewall between the computer and the cable modem. Although I don't use it for an answering machine now, I still use it regularly. It still is a clean machine.

      Of course most of my online computing is done on linux machines, where I don't have to be near as careful.

    118. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I explain about IE and install Firefox with Adblock Plus and a nice theme. I explain how they might have gotten it. I do all the online updates from Microsoft, except those for DRM and those that spy on the user (such as WGA). I go through their installed programs and remove the crap and I run msconfig and turn off all the garbage.

      I explain that malware can come from anywhere and that they should look up the software before installing it. I explain that one program isn't enough to detect and clean the malware from the computer and that there are different categories of malware (viruses and then there are adware/spyware). I explain about how keyloggers work and give them the run down so they understand that the internet isn't necessarily the safe arena to play in that they might think.

      I have spent the past 6 years determining which programs are good and which ones are OK and which are just junk. I have many customers tell me that they have Norton or McAfee on their computer for protection, to which I reply that it didn't seem to do the job.

      I can't remember back to a computer that came into my shop without some type of malware protection that wasn't infected. If a customer brings in their computer complaining of something other than malware I run a few scans anyway and inevitably they are infected, often pretty bad, even with their protection. I do frequently see people that have the pre-installed trial Norton that wasn't subscribed and hence not updated.

      I had a friend bring her computer in saying it wouldn't turn on. Opened the case and there were 5 blow capacitors. I explained I would replace them for her, capacitor costs only and no labor. After that was done I tested the board. It worked flawlessly. I tested out her RAM. It was good. I then put it back into her computer and it wouldn't turn on. The power supply was blown. I replaced that at cost plus a small amount. During this time she stated it had been a good little computer. In looking at the HDD I noticed she had a bunch of folders in the root of the boot drive named found.001, etc. I brought this up to her and she stated they had problems and sometimes had to force it off. I checked the hard drive and it indicated that there was 38gigs of space used yet the when I used norton ghost to back it up with compression it took 98gigs (meaning something was wrong with the partition table and/or file system). I then began to run scans on it and found a large number of malware, including some extremely bad robot programs, keyloggers, and various other viruses. This I showed her came from her 17 yo son using bearshare to download GGW videos that also had tags for rape and underage. There were also infected music files. All in all there were hundreds of infections. She stated she used the computer to just pay some bills and do a bit of browsing.

      When she got it back it had a new HDD, fixed capacitors, a new power supply, a fresh install of XP with all the updates, various anti-malware products with MS SE as the lightweight realtime scanner. I further showed her hulu.com, grooveshark.com, last.fm, and a few others to help appease her children's addiction to music and video, as a way to keep them legal and her out of a lawsuits way.

      So, yes, I do what you do and much more.

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    119. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You mark me as flambait for explaining myself and calling him a total looser because he failed to justify his remark calling me an ass-hat? Grow up.

      As well, there's no citation needed. Anyone asking for one is a troll.

      --
      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    120. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but it does not, not in real world tests. When you, in a controlled manner, infect machines and then test them under loose guidelines you will certainly see that most programs work about the same.

      MS SE is a good lightweight scanner for those machines not infected that need real time protection. If a machine is badly infected give up the ghost. And it just occurred to me, why are you protecting Microsoft's share in this. There are many programs that are better that are also free.

      And anyone, absolutely everyone, stating that MS SE is good enough and stacks up to the best is really awaiting a tragedy, as NO ONE PROGRAM IS ENOUGH TO CLEAN AN INFECTED MACHINE. No citation needed.

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    121. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not track down the creators of the virus and fine them enough to pay for the damage they caused?

    122. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Avast claims to support the office interface for scanning files, but doesn't actually scan anything.

      Last year (doubt it's changed since then) we were building a P2P project that included using the office AV interface. We were dumbfounded that Avast wasn't able to detect the EICAR signature. Turns out it just returned success regardless what was passed in, even non-existent files.

      So if you're using Avast and getting a warm fuzzy when Firefox or your browser of choice says "Scanning download", wake up, you've been had.

    123. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      Because legislation of social ills has always had questionable success before. By making that law, now you require businesses to bear the cost of implementing whatever monitoring standards the government decides on (the cost of which is ultimately born by the consumer) -- effectively punishing them and us for the new requirements.

      Alternatively, it's another nugget of power to hand the federal government if they're to be the ones doing the monitoring. And that costs all taxpayers.

      I'd rather see ISPs start to do this because it's in their own best interest (and it is -- less bandwidth usage, better reputation), without being forced to by government decree. If the ISPs want to include a penalty in their service agreement for spam-generating systems, that would be great. If the government requires it... not so good. The government needs to stay out of matters social and technical.

    124. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Until the virus writers start targeting non-Microsoft OSes because their market share is now increasing.

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      "I'm not sure I like the fugnutish tone you used in your post!" -RogL (608926)-
    125. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Rizzen · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the real heart of this matter here. What Microsoft wants is a tax for them to fix the problems in their software which....

      SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

    126. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      And after review of the citation the referenced tests clearly prove my point. There are nearly no antivirus programs capable of detecting enough of the malware that is know, let alone detect new malware. The key here with MS SE is that it is basically a middle of the road product that gives no true additional insight into what's happening on the computer. Granted they have other tools, such as autoruns (which is really eye opening).

      Microsoft's success rate averaged just about 56% while others averaged 70-80% or more. Though this is the case those other products are heavy on the system almost creating a hostile environment that makes the cure worse than the disease.

      You need more than one program. None of them know it all and few know enough to adequately clean a badly infected machine, but all are probably adequate at keeping a machine relatively clean once it is known to be clean.

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    127. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Generally I never reply to AC posts, but I'll make an exception.

      Technically I do much more. Those are just the scanning parts. I used to tell my coworkers that it is lazy man's attitude to format and start over.

      Second, these procedures are for customer computers. Those computers often have their life on them. Letters, photos, music, programs, etc. Some of them can't be replaced. If I were to back up, wipe and reinstall, I'd have to copy all that data back. After I return the computer to the customer they'd have a series of tasks to perform themselves such as setting up their printers, scanners, cameras, installation of their software, etc. So, the goal is to keep the computer as close to the customer's customized state as possible. Wiping and re-installation is the last resort.

      Today, malware will replace your drivers, say for the ATA controller. They'll replace system files with their malware such as the login program. They'll modify the registry permissions by making it impossible for anyone to modify the registry keys to correct problems, while making a slew of changes to the system registry (which is complex and full of bloat). They will also insert themselves into the system restore by creating a restore point, thus when customers try to do a system restore they'll restore the malware.

      The main reason I switch to their original computer environment is due to the registry and the fact that though Linux has a number of tools for scanning it doesn't scan the registry. And as I have stated about 20 times in this thread, no one program knows it all and almost none know enough to adequately clean a computer itself. You always need a compliment of programs.

      To say that Linux doesn't have a large number of anti-malware programs is to compliment Linux. None of my Linux boxes have anti-malware products on them for the purpose of scanning Linux. They are installed to scan windows file systems.

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    128. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M$ are the last people who should be calling for a tax

      I suggest a special cleanup tax on Microsoft software.

      I suggest a special cleanup tax on Microsoft.

    129. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by jimfrost · · Score: 1

      If I had a nickel for every computer I had to clean malware off that was already running a major brand-name antivirus package....

      Seriously, the antivirus packages are so full of holes it isn't funny; as far as I can tell these packages are nearly zero percent effective against modern threats. Virtually every unsophisticated Windows user I have ever seen has a PC loaded with malware despite antivirus. It's just too easy to work around the signature-based detection systems, or to trick users into doing something stupid ("Your system has a virus! Click here to fix"), and the malware authors are very good at getting around the prophylactics. The packages that actually do work well -- like Malwarebytes and Spybot -- are not in broad use, and of course they complain a lot about even legitimate operations.

      The only way I have found to solve this is to get these people off of Windows entirely. I had hoped that Vista would help, but as far as I can tell the new protections did next to nothing to stop the malware authors, perhaps because so many people go and turn off UAC entirely. The jury is still out on Win7.

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      jim frost
      jimf@frostbytes.com
    130. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Having an anti-virus updated as of last week is no good at today's malware discovery... update as often as they push out updates and you should be okay.

    131. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by jimfrost · · Score: 1

      I put it to you that there is a significant delay between new malware showing up in the wild and the antivirus people even noticing, much less getting a signature update out there. Days, certainly; possibly weeks. The malware guys certainly seem to react to new signatures with new variants in a matter of hours. It's almost as if they run the standard packages and as soon as they pick up a new hit they generate a new variant. (That's what I'd do.)

      But even if this impression is wrong, and detection and updates are nigh-instantaneous, you're suggesting that the standard antivirus packages do not update themselves often enough by default to close the window enough to be effective ... which just goes back to my theory that these packages are approximately zero percent effective.

      I know these scanners used to work, back in the day, but I haven't seen one inkling to suggest that these packages are at all effective these days given how easy it is for the malware authors to distribute new software whenever they feel the need.

      We're not going to solve this with scanning utilities, it's a waste of resources. We need to approach it with cryptographic signature and trust lists starting in the BIOS and going all the way up to user applications. We need to stop the use of privileged accounts for day-to-day work, and treat applications as hostile. Applications that touch the net should especially be treated as hostile and run with especially reduced privilege sets.

      Some of this is going to be difficult to do in the near term, but at the very least the operating system ought to verify its own intactness; it's ridiculous how easy it is to replace a few modules and subvert the system at the lowest levels on the next reboot.

      The costs of trusting software have long ago gone beyond reasonable, it's time to start building the infrastructure to ensure that it's possible to detect illicit modification, particularly of system code, and to make it at least remotely possible to identify the source of malware -- and therefore culpability -- by denying unsigned code from running at all, and only allowing signed code to execute if it is signed by someone with which we have a trust relationship.

      If this sounds like a closed system ala the iPhone, that's right -- the iPhone does it right, technically. But there's no need for this system to be under the control of a single vendor as with the iPhone. The existing certificate system already does that; you can decide who you want to trust. What is no longer tenable is not having any kind of trust system at all beyond sheer guesswork. Too many people don't know what to trust, and just say "ok" to everything. It is no surprise that this leads to 12 million strong botnets, is it?

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      jim frost
      jimf@frostbytes.com
    132. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by dweller_below · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a great idea, with one exception: risk of false positives.

      We have been doing this for years. The process is fairly mature. So, of course there is more to it that I mentioned in the first message. We have gotten pretty good at telling the difference between compromise and false positives. But, we still get false positives. We had some last week.

      We have a process for dealing with false positives. When they happen, we immediately re-instate access. If we have collected a fee, we immediately refund the fee. We contact the owner and apologize. We invite them over to our offices to inspect our processes and offer advice on how we can do better. We share the details of the false positive among the security group. We make sure that this form of false positive doesn't happen again.

      Is there an appeal process, or similar?

      We have an appeal process. We recognize that activities that look like compromise may be perfectly legit if you are testing your own equipment. We encourage researchers to run honey-pots, they just need to tell us about it. When the compromise is interesting, we offer to waive the fee, if the owner will let us do forensics on the system. We don't charge the fee if the owner can offer a scrap of proof that they had taken effective steps to mitigate the problem prior to our intervention.

      We also have an escalated form of incident response for when the system is particularily important or sensitive. Most people prefer to just pay the $25 and not have to do the forensics, analysis, and meetings that are required by the elevated incident response.

      Alternatively, do you let people know even slightly prior to disconnecting them? Disconnect first and ask questions (or rather, charge money) later might be a good approach in some situations, but I can't imagine the typical univeristy infection event is one of those.

      Once we have determined compromise, we immediatly start incident response. That includes suspending the network access. Frequently, their first indication of a problem is when we call/email them and tell them that we have suspended their network access.

      Compromise always gets worse, the longer it lasts. Malware aggregates. More info gets exposed. It is always best to act quickly.

      The hardest part of this whole process was ensuring that every computer has a listed owner with up-to-date contact info.

      For that matter, how do you disconnect people?

      We have a variety of tools available. We use the ones that are appropriate for the situation:

      If the compromise is idle and the computer is doing DHCP, we alter the DHCP response so all web browsing results in a "You are compromised! Call the ServiceDesk!" response.
      If the computer is hard-coding an IP, or attacking external IPs, we also null-route it's IP.
      If it's an autonomous bot that is attacking locally, we also turn off wall-jacks and suspend it's wireless access.

      All of these administrative actions can be overcome, but getting around them is a pain. Some people take a couple weeks, but they always realize that it is easier to resolve the compromise than to try to get around the blocks.

      The net effect has been positive for the university community. They complain about the reconnect fee, but they are glad to be treated as IT equals. They understand that they are responsible for making sure that their systems are secure. We feel we have better security from our entire community as a result.

      My university does a lot of space research. We have put up a fair number of shuttle payloads. WISE (http://www.sdl.usu.edu/news/press/2009/dec14-wise-launch ) was one of ours. We also do a bunch of biotech research. We draw a LOT of attention from the Chinese. Lately we have also drawn a fair amount of attention from take-the-money-and-run hackers. So far, we have survived. We think having an engaged community really helps.

      Miles

    133. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work nearly as well on most other OSs because they intrinsically have better security. It's easy to infect one account on Linux or Mac OS but to really infect the whole system is much harder. Also it's easy to turn off program execution from user directories in other OSs which is more difficult to manage in Windows. Of course worms are a different issue. You still get dumbass users that don't keep their systems up-to-date which opens them right up for a worm to infect their system.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    134. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      At least so far as Vista, Windows is still really easy to infect. Most of it's security is more superficial than effective. I haven't actually bothered to try on Windows 7 yet so maybe it's better although I doubt it. A lot of Linux users are bad about patching and should also be punished but it's different than Windows which is insecure by design and encourages users to be brainless morons. Some of the blame falls to Linux distros too I think which are stupid and don't make auto-updates the default and which like to keep breaking updates by jumping to a new version. If they are going to do that then their update manager should be able to upgrade the OS between versions automatically. Actually, I think ISPs should kick users offline if they are detected to be insecure or infected until they can verify that they are no longer a threat to the community. Regardless of OS.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    135. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by init100 · · Score: 1

      Of course Microsoft would pass such a cost on to their customers, but at least it would only affect Microsoft customers, not everyone.

    136. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Given your comments, I doubt you tried even Vista. Windows is not insecure by design either and properly setup is ever bit as secure as Linux. Whether or not it encourages brainless people is irrelevent, since we also let them drive cars, vote, and buy guns.

      At least you seem reasonable in that it shouldn't matter what OS someone is using, if they're infected it should be fixed.

      But I've been running Windows for years, and have never had an infection because I set my system up properly (which is much easier as I said in Vista). I've even hit the drive by downloads which infect XP machines (to some extent... they don't seem to be able to reek full havok until the user actually elects to run the program), and because of protected mode I see the page, and that's it. I close the browser and move on, still infection free.

    137. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Yeh, just like the people that claim that if you use Windows correctly it won't crash. Oh except you can't open 40 apps at once or use it on the third Thursday of the month. (To be fair OS X crashes fairly often too under heavy [ab]use. Linux doesn't crash but gets really slow sometimes.) I haven't gotten a Windows virus either but I've had plenty of well configured and maintained machines that did when left to the whims of the average user. Of course it's their fault they get infected but it's still a lot easier as a programmer to infect the Windows machine. Of course products like Deep Freeze help a lot and I've been experimenting with running Windows machines out of VM so I can revert them when they have an issue. If Windows was more secure products like Deep Freeze wouldn't be so popular.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    138. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Wiping and re-installation is the last resort.

      Absolutely agree, and for all the reasons you stated. It's bad enough the customer's time has been wasted while you are examining their computer (not that you are wasting their time, but the malware is). Worse is then having to waste the time to restore their systems to the custom configurations because the system has been restored to factory settings.

    139. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by adolf · · Score: 1

      So, yes, I do what you do and much more.

      More? Feh. I've got similar stories. Anyone does, if they're doing a decent job of fixing things.

      I was just being concise when I said that I explain things and address concerns. I didn't realize it was story hour.

    140. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Yes, because charging the customer $50-100 an hour to fix a problem which will take hours to solve or doing the work for a flat rate and losing money yourself is a much better option.

      The reality is that if a system gets sufficiently infected(which they generally do before anyone asks for help) then the OS and the applications are almost certainly gone. You can spend hours trying to fix em, but you can never be absolutely sure that the system hasn't been modified in some way, there's just too many files which could be replaced.

      Try to save the data if it looks relatively simple, if it's not, quote the customer what it'll cost you to get it back and let them decide. A rooted machine is just going to take too long to restore to be cost effective, you're either screwing the customer or screwing yourself.

    141. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I have more than 40 opens open, and use it every Thursday of every month. I don't have crashes, so yes that's exactly right. On the flip side, I had used Linux for over a year as my primary desktop, and it most certainly DID crash. Nothing big, I mean why should I expect something as basic as SOUND to work properly? Or the mail client not "forgetting" 3/4 of my messages (I mean, its totally reasonable to expect to dig in and delete the clients index file, right?).

      As far as deep freeze goes, I've never heard of it, nor has anyone else in my office. Guess its not as popular as you think.

    142. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      ah, good point

    143. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      Something must be wrong with your computer. I've been using time machine since leopard came out (I never did backups properly until that so this was a big win for me) and other than occasionally spotting the little time machine menubar item doing its little animation, I've NEVER noticed anything.
      Also, I get "spinning wheels" only on occasion, always when a program is working on an intensive operation and not responding (usually Textmate doing a project-wide search). This doesn't affect any other programs at the time.

  2. Taxes are already paid. by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Taxes are already being paid on online transactions and a cut of every bill from your ISP.

    The government can't handle the internet due to incompetence, not lack of money,

    1. Re:Taxes are already paid. by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

      The rules of the House of Representatives require that if you propose a new government program that costs money, you also have to propose a tax or some way to pay for what you're doing... with the neutral CBO's stat-based "scoring" telling you when you're doing something level.

    2. Re:Taxes are already paid. by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally, id rather the government stay out of my business.. If you demand they 'fix the problem', then they will be in your face every second you are online and you wont like the result.

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    3. Re:Taxes are already paid. by icebike · · Score: 1

      Taxes are already being paid on online transactions and a cut of every bill from your ISP.

      The government can't handle the internet due to incompetence, not lack of money,

      Furthermore, there is no reason to add yet another market sector that will profit from malware!

      Many will remember that anti-virus companies demanded that Microsoft allow their packages to run in Vista with elevated privileges, thereby leaving open a security hole that Microsoft had intended to close permanently. The industry is simply "Too Lucrative to Fail".

      Allowing anyone to obtain money only as long as a problem exists is the surest way to assure it will always exist.

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    4. Re:Taxes are already paid. by Ozric · · Score: 1

      Allowing anyone to obtain money only as long as a problem exists is the surest way to assure it will always exist.

      Ahh.... I see you have a good understanding of IT consulting.

    5. Re:Taxes are already paid. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Unless of course it's a new government program to bomb another country into oblivion in which case you don't even have to put it in the budget.

    6. Re:Taxes are already paid. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Some mod must think the PayGo rule is funny...

  3. Tax Credit? by Chris+Lawrence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do Mac or Linux users get a tax credit?

    1. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They get double the tax.

      Why? Because Mac and Linux are not Windows and therefore need special training for the cleaning crew.

    2. Re:Tax Credit? by ipquickly · · Score: 1

      Why would we be taxed for other people's mistakes?

      This would just lead to people not caring and increase the amount of malware out there.
      If it doesn't cost you anything to clean it up, then why would you worry about making a mess?

    3. Re:Tax Credit? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      Maybe Linux, but not Mac. Mac has it's own malware, while small it's still there and growing as Mac is growing. Mac even has it's own botnet ( http://theappleblog.com/2009/04/24/mac-botnet-how-to-ensure-you-are-not-part-of-the-problem/ )

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    4. Re:Tax Credit? by royallthefourth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who do not have children to send to school, or oppose the wars, or do not drive cars do not get a tax credit.

      Taxes are a collective action, not an individual purchase.

      Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to see that happen given our legislators' feigned misunderstanding of progressive taxation or Keynesian spending.

    5. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we be taxed for other people's mistakes?

      As a single 26 y/o male with no kids, I already am heavily taxed for other people's mistakes...

    6. Re:Tax Credit? by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      New Hampshire believes in an environment where tolls, gas taxes, and registration fees pay for the roads, property taxes pay for police and fire protection, those who get lost in the woods are billed for their rescue, hunting licenses pay for the regulation of hunters....

      Basically, they have no sales or income tax, but you've got to pay for what you use. Want to save money? Stop doing wasteful things!

    7. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering how Linux has its own huge share of vulnerabilities, how about no?

    8. Re:Tax Credit? by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are they cleaning?

    9. Re:Tax Credit? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With a ridiculous approach to taxation like that, how would an entire nation manage to pay for important things like invasions of foreign countries and bailing out mismanaged banks?

      Oh wait...

    10. Re:Tax Credit? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      With a ridiculous approach to taxation like that, how would an entire nation manage to pay for important things like invasions of foreign countries and bailing out mismanaged banks?

      We already pay for bank mismanagement that way... all banks are required to have FDIC insurance, and all credit unions are required to either get FDIC coverage or an equal state program. Traditionally $100,000 of coverage has become $250,000 for the time being, again at the banks' expense. Some even carry more insurance than required so that they can reassure large depositors.

      War taxes? Those are usually left behind long after the war is paid for.

    11. Re:Tax Credit? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      linux has a small amount of malware too. Just because its safer than windows does not mean its perfectly safe and you never have to even think about security.

    12. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we be taxed for other people's mistakes?

      As a single 26 y/o male with no kids, I already am heavily taxed for other people's mistakes...

      It sounds like you need to go to a bar and "tax" some ass.

    13. Re:Tax Credit? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      It's just such a small market and thus has the least amount of malware and other such worries. Also why I said MAYBE Linux, because I know there is no such thing as a perfectly secure OS. It can always be broken.

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    14. Re:Tax Credit? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they get arrested since only terrorists wouldn't use Windows..

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    15. Re:Tax Credit? by spun · · Score: 1

      Who pays for the schools? Do you only have private, for pay libraries in New Hampshire? Your emergency rooms turn away people who can't pay, contrary to Federal law? You've installed pay turnstiles at all your public parks?

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    16. Re:Tax Credit? by compro01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The bit bucket needs regular emptying.

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    17. Re:Tax Credit? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Maybe Linux, but not Mac. Mac has it's own malware, while small it's still there and growing as Mac is growing. Mac even has it's own botnet

      Hardly a problem and hardly growing. The item you refer to was a trojan that you had to install yourself by downloading pirated copy of iWorks 09 from a torrent and entering your admin password. It had nothing to do with a botnet and, although it could have been potentially troublesome, it never actually did anything. In fact, unless the user was running as Admin, the program would just exit because it needed sudo privileges to do it's job. Besides, even if you did get infected, it was easy to remove and as far as I know, it's completely disappeared in the year since that article was published. I tried a Google search and the latest mention of it I could find was April 2009.

      Compare that to a Windows machine connected to the Internet without some sort of protection--it can become infected without the user doing anything at all.

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    18. Re:Tax Credit? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, but FDIC insurance doesn't help bail out completely mismanaged banks, and allow them to continue business-as-usual and keep their CEOs in place. It only insures the depositors. Why would banks be happy with that when they can get free money from the government so they don't have to suffer for their mistakes?

    19. Re:Tax Credit? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Funny

      They get double the tax.

      Why? Because Mac and Linux are not Windows and therefore need special training for the cleaning crew.

      What are they cleaning?

      Child porn. Why would you use Mac or Linux unless you had something to hide?

    20. Re:Tax Credit? by nebaz · · Score: 1

      I haven't lived there in a while, but when I was there, most of the money for education came from federal taxes, then from local property taxes. State property taxes paid for about 7% of the education budget. Not sure about emergency rooms, but my guess is probably again federal taxes. Public parks (like parks in the city) have no immediate fees, though local taxes generally take care of that, though state parks require payment to enter. Also, the state has only about a million people, so they are not as overwhelmed as some places with emergency room care, etc. (Again, it has been a while since I've been there, YMMV). New Hampshire also has an interesting approach to the state legislature. Legislators make $100 a year, plus gas.

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    21. Re:Tax Credit? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      So why didn't the insurance industry pay for the bailouts instead of Joe Voter?

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    22. Re:Tax Credit? by kyuubiunl · · Score: 0

      Um.....there are mac and linux viruses? So do you get free health care for interesting diseases?

    23. Re:Tax Credit? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The banks weren't lending enough after being caught by their own mistakes, and claiming they didn't have the money lend much anymore. So, Congress gave them money and instructions to lend it. The banks didn't. They won't be getting that bailout again. Healthcare is pretty much locking up the Senate right now.

    24. Re:Tax Credit? by Kitkoan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Compare that to a Windows machine connected to the Internet without some sort of protection--it can become infected without the user doing anything at all.

      These problems do in fact happen. They use third party issues like the Flash bug patched only a month and a half ago ( http://apple.slashdot.org/story/10/01/20/217257/Apple-Patches-Massive-Holes-In-OS-X?art_pos=6 ) where all you had to do was surf onto the infected site. This is an issue since all Mac's are pre-installed with Flash, and the patch had been available for weeks on the official Flash site before Apple bothered to include it into an 'official' patch. The typical end user doesn't want to have to look for fixes beyond the update program. And as long as things like this happen, they will have issues and problems of their own.

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    25. Re:Tax Credit? by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      New Hampshire also has an interesting approach to the state legislature. Legislators make $100 a year, plus gas.

      Now that's egalitarian. A state where anyone can afford to buy his own legislator!

    26. Re:Tax Credit? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      They get double the tax.

      Why? Because Mac and Linux are not Windows and therefore need special training for the cleaning crew.

      What are they cleaning?

      Child porn. Why would you use Mac or Linux unless you had something to hide?

      Not something to hide (not that it's anyone's business either) but Windows is a black box compared to Linux. and I really don't like working on black boxes.

      Besides, Linux is a better experience for me and my family. it's been a VERY long time since we have any problems with the computer. windows we had to keep reloading it every year to keep the system speed up.

      Bah, why am I explaining this. You know it already anyway ;-)

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    27. Re:Tax Credit? by Chris+Lawrence · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do get free health care. I live in Canada.

    28. Re:Tax Credit? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      New Hampshire believes in an environment where... property taxes pay for police and fire protection...

      So if I'm visiting New Hampsire, and I get mugged or pickpocketed on the street, or my car bursts into flame on the highway, I should not expect to call any authorities and have them respond?

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    29. Re:Tax Credit? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      how would an entire nation manage to pay for important things like invasions of foreign countries

      War Bonds.

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/GiveUsTheTools.jpg

    30. Re:Tax Credit? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      I seem to be replying to all your posts. Waving not stalking - this is a great point. I know for a fact that New Hampshire takes E-rate money from the FCC - which is collected from phone service consumers to pay for connectivity in schools and libraries.

      The GP is living in a bit of a fantasy - toll roads pay for their own upkeep, but they don't for the (even amortized) costs of actually building a road - at least all the toll roads/bridges I'm familiar with.

    31. Re:Tax Credit? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      How would that be any different from the way it is now? They aren't cleaning YOUR computer, they are fixing up the mess your actions caused, which is what they currently do now anyway.

      So no, it wouldn't lead to any increase, but i do agree that being taxed just because of the incompetence of other users is bullshit, just like the many other cases in which that occurs.

    32. Re:Tax Credit? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      it doesn't even need to be broken, if linux were the dominant os im sure a large percentage of the userbase would run 'sudo ./porndownload' if the website said to do so.

    33. Re:Tax Credit? by sumdumgai123 · · Score: 1

      What Linux malware is there that has not been patched? Show a link?

    34. Re:Tax Credit? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      it doesn't even need to be broken, if linux were the dominant os im sure a large percentage of the userbase would run 'sudo ./porndownload' if the website said to do so.

      I don't think you give the public enough credit now since you could also have a website that could say "Open Command Prompt Window. Now type 'format c:. Press Enter button and then press 'Y'" and I doubt most people would bother.

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    35. Re:Tax Credit? by LatencyKills · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And as a guy who lives in NH, I've got to say that this system works, but not for the reason that most people think. It's not that people who use the services pay for the services - the vast majority of waste is on the government side, not the user side. The reason that our system works is because it's inherently limited. You can't just raise X% of tax on the highest Y% of the earners, because you can't tell how much someone earns based upon the house they live in. Lots of people who have no or a fixed income live on a 100 acres because its been in their family for ten generations. So the process is that the politicians try and raise taxes, someone ninety year old grandmother goes on TV saying that she's going to lose the farm her great great great grandfather left to her because she can't afford the property tax increase, and the politicians back off. Is it regressive? As all hells yes. But it's also iron clad, and it leaves NH with the lowest taxes in the nation and politicians who can't spend on every whim and corporate welfare program that gets into their tiny greedy brains.

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    36. Re:Tax Credit? by Sot32 · · Score: 1

      People who do not have children to send to school, or oppose the wars, or do not drive cars do not get a tax credit.

      Taxes are a collective action, not an individual purchase.

      Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to see that happen given our legislators' feigned misunderstanding of progressive taxation or Keynesian spending.

      Excellent points. I agree wholeheartedly that something must be done to clean up the infected PCs, and that that is going to cost money and the money must come from somewhere. It makes no sense to tax internet access across the board but, as you point out, that may be the end result. Since the creator of Windows is clearly admitting that their OS is the problem, it makes more sense to tax purchases of Windows OR to tax internet access involving Windows-based systems. Maybe both.

      But I'm more interested to hear where that tax money would go. Is the government going to establish a cleanup organization? I hope not. Will the money go to ISPs so that they can monitor for malicious activity and go door to door? Will the ISPs just dispatch repair tickets to the local geek squad? If you think about it, this could actually be a really cool opportunity to create some jobs.

      At least until everyone decides that $3000 is too much to pay for an OS that's br0kun.

    37. Re:Tax Credit? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      How many mac users are not going to enter in their password when prompted to? The belief that "Apple/Mac is safe and cannot get virus" is totally wrong. That is what the average computer user believes. Even though the trojan/malware prompts the user for their password, the user is going to install the trojan/malware because they (falsely) believe that since they use a mac, trojas/viruses/malware is not a problem for them.

    38. Re:Tax Credit? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1


      What are they cleaning?

      The stuff the last Geek Squad employees installed.

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    39. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes but if you have a gas guzzling SUV on a toll road you will end up paying more taxes than somebody who is riding a bycicle.

      So for once I agree with a microsoft person as long as the tax is related to the configuration, and typical use.

      So for instance:
      - Windows using phishing victim/person buying from spammers : 10 000$/year (s/he does not need the money anyway)
      - Virus infected Windows using person: 5 000$/year
      - Windows user: 1000$/year
      - MacOS/X user: 500$/year
      - Unsecured Linux user: 50$/year
      - Reasonably secure linux user: 1$/year (let's be nice and supportive to the others)
      - CP/M user: Senior discount no taxes.

      It would solve quite a lot of issues.

    40. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who do not buy cars or allow their cars on public roads (not entirely sure about the second one) do not pay registration. Vehicle registration is a tax that is limited to those who use public roads. If you tax everyone, including those who do not contribute to the problem, there is no incentive to reduce the problem. If you can save money on taxes by using an operating system for which there is no malware in wide circulation, you can encourage people to consider alternatives that help reduce the overall problem.

      Such a tax essentially boils down to a punishment. We have a problem, nobody has put effort towards solving it so we are going to institute a tax to pay for a governmen run solution. The implication being that if people had bothered to make sure their computers were clean from malware there would be no reason to consider such a tax. Since it can easily be viewed as a punishment, and certainly cannot be shown to contradict the criteria for a punishment, why should those that aren't part of the problem be punished?

    41. Re:Tax Credit? by Adaeniel · · Score: 1

      My Windows box is silver, you insensitive clod!

    42. Re:Tax Credit? by russotto · · Score: 1

      The GP is living in a bit of a fantasy - toll roads pay for their own upkeep, but they don't for the (even amortized) costs of actually building a road - at least all the toll roads/bridges I'm familiar with.

      Typically toll roads/bridges which were designed as toll facilities to begin with DO pay for the costs of building the road. Amortized, of course; bonds are sold to build the road and paid off with toll revenues.

    43. Re:Tax Credit? by Ozric · · Score: 1

      Do as the Romans did. They Knew that War should pay for itself. After you win you TAX the shit out of the loser. This is also a great deterrent.

        We have gotten far to soft.

    44. Re:Tax Credit? by Tromad · · Score: 1

      Yah I have no children, yet I still pay property taxes on brand new luxury schools (how many elementary schools are needed within a square mile?). Not only that, but some of the schools are used for Church services on weekends, which if it isn't illegal it should be. You could try to convince me that it is worth it for an educated society, but first you would have to convince me our society is actually educated (I would describe it more as functionally retarded).

    45. Re:Tax Credit? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      sure I can.

      http://www.google.com

      They have a pretty good search feature and can find almost anything you are looking for if you are willing to spend the time.

    46. Re:Tax Credit? by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

      New Hampshire believes in an environment where... property taxes pay for police and fire protection...

      So if I'm visiting New Hampsire, and I get mugged or pickpocketed on the street, or my car bursts into flame on the highway, I should not expect to call any authorities and have them respond?

      No, you will get the same service that a citizen gets, because the above description of New Hampshire's taxes is not perfectly accurate. There is a tax on things that tourists do, called the "Rooms and Meals tax". Since everyone from out-of-state is assumed to pay that tax, everyone gets the usual services.

      Another thing that helps keep New Hamphire free is our large, underpaid legislature. In the lower house, each representative has so little power that professional politicians are not attracted to it, and gets so little compensation that greed is not an attraction. The result is that the lower house is dominated by "ordinary folks" , who are good at saying "no" to suggestions that we need a tax on wages or a general sales tax to fund the state government.

    47. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is straight to the point. Having a 'Windows tax' on every computer sold isn't enough for Microsoft to fix their crummy operating system. They want a REAL tax instituted by government.

      And who gets the money to investigate these viruses / malware? Hmmm, would it be the company that makes the software which hosts the viruses and malware?

      This 'Trustworthy' leader from Microsoft is trying to get the government to fund Microsoft because their operating systems are so crummy. Do you see Toyota getting government funding for their on-board drive by wire software? Let the market decide. When people *finally* (been looking forward to this for 20 years) get sick of using crummy Windows, we can all live on a safe and happy internet.

    48. Re:Tax Credit? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      You've piqued my interest. I'm going to read more about this 'citizen legislature' you describe ;)

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    49. Re:Tax Credit? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The GP is living in a bit of a fantasy - toll roads pay for their own upkeep, but they don't for the (even amortized) costs of actually building a road - at least all the toll roads/bridges I'm familiar with.

      Then allow me to acquaint you with the Dallas North Tollway. I may be mistaken, because it was completed before my birth, but it was to pay for the road, all of the road, and the tolls were, by law, required to be removed when the road was paid for. It was done this way because the land acquisition cost was prohibitive. It ran straight north, and cut through some expensive suburbs. When the road was almost paid for, they extended it. This pattern repeated until the law was changed, abolishing the Tollway as a stand alone legal entity, and forming or integrating it with the NTTA http://www.ntta.org/

      Other roads done at the same time were returned to free when they were paid for. "The Turnpike" (as it is known to those in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, or the "Dallas-Fort Worth Turnpike" as it was officially named) was a toll road from 1957 to 1977, and when the bonds of building the road were paid off, the toll booths were torn down. It was known as the turnpike for many years after that, and was renamed to the Tom Landry Freeway after I moved away from that area. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_30_in_Texas#Dallas-Fort_Worth_Turnpike

      So, you are wrong, and I even provided cites. I'd like to think that the next time you think you know The Truth, you'd think back to this and hold your tongue, but I fear no amount of education can fix someone that runs around on the Internet arguing with people when they are easily proved wrong. Even the NTTA, which will operate forever, is still at least servicing bond debt. Sure, they pay for operations, but the single largest expense is bond servicing. I have no idea what toll roads/bridges you are familiar with, but I'd be surprised if they didn't have any construction costs being paid for by the tolls.

    50. Re:Tax Credit? by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

      More likely people who use trusted computing will get a tax deduction. Why do you think Microsoft's Vice President for Trustworthy Computing is proposing this?

    51. Re:Tax Credit? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      New Hampshire believes in an environment where... property taxes pay for police and fire protection...

      So if I'm visiting New Hampsire, and I get mugged or pickpocketed on the street, or my car bursts into flame on the highway, I should not expect to call any authorities and have them respond?

      What kind of dumb response is this? Paying for police and fire with property taxes is normal for probably every state, and obviously these services aren't limited to residents.

    52. Re:Tax Credit? by yossarianuk · · Score: 1

      Although your right on security, it should be mentioned that the small malware that does exist doesn't generally ever spread to another Linux machine . The only piece of major malware last year was a screensaver on gnome-look, again this could not spread to another Linux machine - this also involved you putting in your root login to 'install' it. Most Linux servers that are hosting Malware only effect Windows desktop users. Only last week someone got a Trojan on their Windows machine at work (we can choose Linux or Windows), this caused everybody else to do extra work while he cleaned his machine up.. Rather than pay this Net-Tax to Microsoft, surely they should be fined ?

    53. Re:Tax Credit? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      What kind of dumb response is this?

      A response that is informed by the dumbness of municipal, county, and state tax structures.

      Paying for police and fire with property taxes is normal for probably every state, and obviously these services aren't limited to residents.

      Different states, counties and municipalities have different taxes which funds different things in different ways. GP intimated that NH has no income or sales tax, so that the only people who pay for state services are those who actually use those services. In a lot of other places, that isn't true. For instance, in Ohio, schools are funded by local property taxes and the state lottery. Not everyone who owns property has a kid in public school, nor does everyone who plays the lottery. So GP might think Ohio is a little unfair to childless homeowners and lottery-players.

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    54. Re:Tax Credit? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      GP intimated that NH has no income or sales tax, so that the only people who pay for state services are those who actually use those services.

      No, he implied that NH is closer to the ideal that services are paid for by those who actually use those services than other states, not that it actually achieved that ideal. Obviously, if the main tax in NH is property tax, then school is also paid by property tax, meaning childless homeowners and renters in NH are paying for their neighbors' childrens' education too. (Yes, renters pay property tax; their landlords pay it, and pass it on to the renters in the form of higher rent.) Also, police services are usually used more by poor people than rich people, yet rich people pay far more property tax since their houses are worth more. To be totally fair, rich people should pay less property tax than poor people, but that's obviously not going to happen, and this situation exists in NH as well as every other state.

    55. Re:Tax Credit? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      To be totally fair, rich people should pay less property tax than poor people, but that's obviously not going to happen, and this situation exists in NH as well as every other state.

      How would this be more fair? Is property tax not a 'flat tax' in NH? Or do people in NH pay a greater percentage of property tax if they own more property? I can understand fair being the same percentage, but less? I don't get it.

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    56. Re:Tax Credit? by dissy · · Score: 1

      To be totally fair, rich people should pay less property tax than poor people, but that's obviously not going to happen, and this situation exists in NH as well as every other state.

      How would this be more fair?

      I think the GP was implying, as a joke, that since poor people are involved with more crime, thus utilize the police more often, that it is unfair for the rich to pay for that just by having more expensive housing.

      Of course, the rich have more to lose from crimes, so would want more protection I would imagine.

      But I read the GP as making a joke, not actually believing that is true (Either thing, that the rich don't use police as much as the poor, OR that the poor cause more crime to the poor)

      Maybe not "lol" funny, but makes the extreme example go down better for the point he's making

    57. Re:Tax Credit? by Miser · · Score: 1

      Actually, Credit Unions are required to get NCUA (National Credit Union Administration) coverage up to the current $250k limit, then ASI or ESI (Excess Share Insurance) Coverage for members that have higher than the current limit on deposit.

      They pay into the NCUSIF (National Credit Union Share Insurance Fund) to keep it all solvent. While some Credit Unions have failed, most are merged into other healthy, stronger Credit Unions to allow for no or minimal use of the fund. (not saying that there hasn't been use of the fund ...)

      State Chartered credit unions can also be insured through the NCUSIF as well as ASI/ESI.

      FDIC is for banks, savings and loans, etc.

      IWACUE (I Was A Credit Union Executive).

      Go for a smaller Credit Union that isn't huge and isn't trying to turn itself into a bank. In some markets there is a trend to get big banker types to run the Credit Unions, and turn them into a bank - essentially forgetting that they are a member run financial cooperative. I'd say $50M in assets or less but more than $10M in assets is a good size (less than $10M in assets you have a hard time offering competitive services that most folks expect from your primary financial institution)

      Cheers,

      Miser

    58. Re:Tax Credit? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the cites. I appreciate it. It's asking a lot on slashdot, but you don't have to be a jerk when responding (you assume a lot about me).

      And the history I thought I knew about the GG bridge and the bay bridge both turned out to be mythology, and I appreciate getting righted when I'm wrong..

      I looked a little deeper and, for example, the GG bridge was payed off with tolls -- it took 35 years to do it (which is why I thought that the costs had been sunk) but including interest, they did pay that bridge off with tolls. Standing corrected.

    59. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taxes are immoral, and Keynesian Economics is retarded.

    60. Re:Tax Credit? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the cites. I appreciate it. It's asking a lot on slashdot, but you don't have to be a jerk when responding (you assume a lot about me).

      I just get tired of everyone posting opinion as fact, that "fact" being wrong, and I either ignore them and someone else will "learn" that fact and it must be true because they read it on the Internet, or I make a fool of myself as in: http://xkcd.com/386/

      Ever watch news coverage over something that you are an expert at? They are 100% wrong in everything, but off by just the smallest amount it's not even worth a correction. It's simplified a little too much. It was editorialized a little too much. It just ends up not right. Then, take that almost right info, pass it among 100 people that have no knowledge of the subject, and by the time that's done, people will think that Godzilla is the patron saint of nuclear reactors. All I ask (of everyone, including myself) is that opinions be expressed as such "I think that Godzilla is a poodle" or hearsay indicated as such "I heard that Godzilla wears ballet shoes." Being wrong when you really think you know something is understandable, but so often people present general impressions as researched facts. That's another reason I had the cites. I knew you were wrong, but only from what I remember as a child with the Turnpike and what I remember reading in the '80s and '90s about the Dallas North Tollway (though living less than a mile from it at the time). So I wanted to be absolutely sure before calling you on it. Not that I look up everything I object to, but this one I had specific examples that someone not familiar with them wouldn't know and would have trouble finding.

    61. Re:Tax Credit? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      But would the malware really need root access? Couldn't the bot just copy itself to the users home directory and make the computer launch it on startup (~/.kde/Autostart IIRC on KDE)?

    62. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wallet....

    63. Re:Tax Credit? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I don't think you give the public enough credit now since you could also have a website that could say "Open Command Prompt Window. Now type 'format c:. Press Enter button and then press 'Y'" and I doubt most people would bother.

      Haven't you seen the amount of people who see UAC as an 'annoyance'? Do you think those people aren't just clicking 'yes' regardless of whatever comes up?

    64. Re:Tax Credit? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      No, you got that wrong. Not the users should be taxed. But the ones who made the operating system. Based on the amount of users of the OS, times the amount of found infections of it.

      It’s analog to the environmental tax for companies who leave scorched earth... (Does the US have such a tax? I bet not. :/)

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    65. Re:Tax Credit? by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I think WWII really demonstrated how effective that strategy was when it was used at the Treaty of Versailles.

    66. Re:Tax Credit? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      I appreciate that you looked up the facts. It caused me to look up the facts I thought I had - to find out they were mythologized, perhaps even from the process you describe.. Anyway - thanks again for your thoughts on that, as well as setting the record straight.

    67. Re:Tax Credit? by sumdumgai123 · · Score: 1

      Ok. Just to satisfy you, I did search for "Linux Virus" on Google. There is not a single link to a Linux virus. Lots of discussion about how there will be more Linux virii in the future. The only malware attributed to Linux requires the user to run an untrusted application as a privileged user. THAT does not make a virus, but a stupid user. So again I say, post a link to proof of this "Linux Virus" you speak of. Or else you are full of bs?

    68. Re:Tax Credit? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      That does make a virus. To be defined as a virus, the software only requires the ability to copy itself and infect a computer. A virus has typically always required the user to run it at least once. If that isn't a virus then 95% of "viruses" for windows are not viruses either.

      Worms are the type of mal-ware that do not require the operator to execute and are capable of transmitting and infecting on their own.

      Since its so hard for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_malware.

      Here is a linux worm (2005): http://antivirus.about.com/od/virusdescriptions/a/linuxlupper.htm

      Here is a recent bit of linux malware (2009): http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=1642335&sid=2c9c87086eec3d06f605d7f5a957b11a

      http://www.p2pnet.net/story/28434

      This took me 10 minutes at most.

    69. Re:Tax Credit? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do get free health care. I live in Canada.

      Don't tease them. They know they want it, but will happily vote against it ;)

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    70. Re:Tax Credit? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      My Windows box is silver, you insensitive clod!

      Silver? Are you sure about that? ;-)

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    71. Re:Tax Credit? by sumdumgai123 · · Score: 1
      HAHA... So any software you install is a virus??

      Did you even read the links you posted? The lupper was patched years ago. Same for XMLRPC. See this link here: http://www.securityfocus.com/bid/14088/solution.

      One of your great links is just a forum of people who say Linux is vulnerable. No documentation of any virus.

      Also, these threats hardly count as virii. They are injection attacks on the web server. Most desktop users are not even running a web server. They don't infect OS files, just PHP scripts. If we count PHP injection as virii, then Windows has thousands more vulnerabilities to include.

      Lots of the virii noted for Linux are proof of concept code that have never been seen in the wild and only the anti-virus companies seem to have any knowledge of it at all. Maybe because it is in their best interest to find Linux virii. And to spread these virii requires an unsecured system and a priveleged user to run the infected program.

      There are plenty of Windows virii that do not require a privileged user to run the virus code. Any user can just connect to a website with code that can infect Windows.

      You may be too young to remember, but there are virii for MS that you just have to stick an infected floppy in your drive and it will infect the system all by itself. No program needs to be executed by the user at all.

  4. Microsoft wants others to pay for its mistakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who do they think they are, bankers?

    1. Re:Microsoft wants others to pay for its mistakes? by yukk · · Score: 1

      Who do they think they are, bankers?

      I think it's a brilliant idea as long as it's Microsoft that pays it. So long as M/S software is the root cause of 99.x% of malware then they should pay the monthly fee to allow each instance of their software to be on the net. Maybe that would be an incentive for them to clean up their act.

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  5. I totally agree by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Considering 99% of all infected machines out there in userland are running some Microsoft product; Microsoft SHOULD be taxed for each and every one of them, It is fortunate we have such an industry leader as Microsoft, fessing up to their own damn foolishness and offering to make good.

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    1. Re:I totally agree by LostCluster · · Score: 0, Informative

      A fully-patched Windows installation is mostly unhackable... it's the nuts who won't let Windows Update run that are the problem.

    2. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant! I mean, if I were Microsoft and forced to pay a tax for infected machines, I'd be pushing updates 5, maybe 6 times a day to try to prevent it. And just to make sure they install correctly, I'd force a restart on every one. Yeah, that'll keep the infections down.

    3. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just pointing out the parent said *unhackable,* not "uninfectable," or "invulnerable to social engineering," etc. And there's a solid point there, since the latest version of an OS is often difficult to compromise without user complicity, even if it's unknowing complicity.

    4. Re:I totally agree by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the proposed tax will just be passed along to the consumer, right?

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    5. Re:I totally agree by Jeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cause Microsoft never let a zero-day exploit just sit around till they felt like patching it?

      Sometimes they can be goaded into releasing a patch early.

      Yes, most infections are for an exploit that is already patched, but not always.

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    6. Re:I totally agree by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      Just like their profits have been? Newsflash: prices have almost nothing to do with costs. If Microsoft thinks consumers will accept a price increase without reducing purchase volume, we will get a price increase whether there's a new tax or not.

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    7. Re:I totally agree by Entropius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Windows Update, by default, installs random DRM bullshit, Windows Media bullshit, WGA bullshit, and lots of other things that are not security patches. That motivates a lot of people to turn it off.

    8. Re:I totally agree by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      Let me translate what he was saying to normal instead of Microsoft speak. "Making operating system is hard. We should get paid for our security holes that we fix ourselves." All he is promoting a possible revenue stream that Microsoft can get the government contract for or buy the company that gets it. This is really a Microsoft tax above and beyond the computer sale ones.

    9. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation needed]

    10. Re:I totally agree by Jeng · · Score: 1

      I installed Windows 7 this weekend and ran the patches. All the patches were checked automatically except for get this, the one that dealt with identifying pirate installs, I had to check that one manually.

      I found that very very odd.

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    11. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grandparent was being facetious. The proposed tax would be paid out to Microsoft, that's why they're suggesting it. They would form a clean-up task-force which would deal with infected Windows PCs by forcing them run Genuine Advantage to make sure they're not infected pirated versions, and the people would pay for that through taxes. Linux companies would never see a dime, because obviously they don't have to do any work to keep their systems clean.

      Ballsy doesn't quite describe this tax proposal.

    12. Re:I totally agree by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      WAT may not be mandatory now, but it certainly will be mandatory in the future.

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    13. Re:I totally agree by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      it's the nuts who won't let Windows Update run that are the problem.

      As I've said above, a lot of these nuts turn off WU because they're running pirated Windows and they're worried what will happen if they run Windows Update...

    14. Re:I totally agree by jrothwell97 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    15. Re:I totally agree by exomondo · · Score: 1

      installs random DRM bullshit

      Such as?

      WGA bullshit

      pretty sure that's optional unless you want additional software features.

      and lots of other things that are not security patches.

      Such as?

    16. Re:I totally agree by Ozric · · Score: 1

      Social hacks work on anyone with any OS. Patch yourself, what you are talking about is due diligence.

    17. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other big question needing answering is whether tech get a cut of the tax proceeds for cleaning systems, because if so, I am all for the taxing Windows machines.

    18. Re:I totally agree by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Drivers, software updates for programs you never use (wmplayer), "weekly scans" even though you already have AV, etc.

    19. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?

      Then why did I get this update alert in my message box this morning? Look at the systems affected. Windows 2000 service pack 4? seriously?

      Security Update for Windows Server 2003 (KB977165)

    20. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with hotfix 3 to critical patch xxxxx for SP6? They are at least trying.

    21. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely correct. It should be illegal to bundle new applications of any kind with security patches.

    22. Re:I totally agree by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Not if the consumer doesn't buy Microsoft products it won't.

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    23. Re:I totally agree by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      WGA

      QED

    24. Re:I totally agree by sjames · · Score: 1

      Unless they stick with safer OSes.

      As a general principle, I don't agree with legislated penalties for each and every flaw since it's practically impossible to produce software that's perfectly secure against a malicious active attack. However, we have the case of MS who has managed to go above and beyond the call of negligence. Until MS came along, the idea of getting a virus from email or a document was laughable (literally). The problem is setting an appropriate and objective threshold.

      I certainly don't support what amounts to a bailout for Microsoft. Yes, I know the money doesn't go into their pockets, but they do get to skate away from a mess that is largely of their making.

      I wonder how MS would feel about supporting this effort through a sales tax on OSes? I'll happily pay 50% on my Linux downloads.

    25. Re:I totally agree by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      If 99% of Ford (or Toyota, or...) cars on the road would start to malfunction after 1,000 miles and destroy the roadways in the process,they'd be sued into oblivion (if the government didn't shut them down, first).

      And yet Microsoft has the gall to suggest the government tax us. I can understand a "use tax"; I can understand a liability tax/fee; I can even understand an unevenly distributed tax upon the highest users, or some such thing. But a tax based on negligence, when the actual fault likely sits with a 3rd party? That's absurd.

      (Now, if they were GM cars, it'd be another story...)

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    26. Re:I totally agree by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't you want driver updates? You can also configure your software updates, stuff for inbuilt applications isn't mandatory. And i don't see any specific DRM examples there.

    27. Re:I totally agree by boxwood · · Score: 1

      prices don't have anything to do with cost in a monopoly. So you're sort of right. In a competitive industry price has everything to do with cost.

      But yeah, taxing microsoft means they lose profit. They aren't going to raise prices because they are already charging the maximum price they can already.

    28. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Windows Update, not Windows Security Update.

  6. I'm paying for WHAT? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?

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    1. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      z"Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?"

      Yep, just like the govt. healthcare 'reform' coming up...wants you to pay for Jerome and Debbie Public down the block who can't seem to understand contraception, exercise, food that isn't fast food, and that smoking is bad for you.

      You might do things the right way...but the govt. is wanting you to also pony up for those that don't know or won't do the right things in life...and to save them from their own ignorance/stupidity.

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    2. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you love the government?

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    3. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everyone benefits from an internet largely free of infected machines. Just as everyone benefits from an educated and healthy society.

    4. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paying for someone else's fuck up. A lot of that going around these days.

    5. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by cheddarlump · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why are you surprised? Those of us that work hard and succeed are taxed more to pay for the lazy, those of us who pay our medical bills are paying for those that receive ER care for free, and my property taxes are paying for a failed school system that I wouldn't let my kid set foot in. It was only a matter of time before somebody figured out a politically sell-able way to tax those that are ignorant about security online. Just wait, I would bet my right testicle that eventually there would be an add-on that helps compensate companies for lost "revenue" due to piracy which would require a slight rise in the "online safety" tax..

    6. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

      Yes, didn't you read the blurb? You can't read the article maybe because the host site didn't pay the taxes for the infections their Ads are causing. We are trying to solve a non-issue by adding an unnecessary tax to a thing (The Internet) because that is what we do for a broken system (Our Health Care). Even having this meeting is possibly the most back-assward thing the Obama Administration has done.

    7. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      Yep, just like the govt. healthcare 'reform' coming up...wants you to pay for Jerome and Debbie Public down the block who can't seem to understand contraception, exercise, food that isn't fast food, and that smoking is bad for you

      Do you have a source for this? I don't believe it is at all true.

      The only thing even being considered at the moment is an individual mandate to buy insurance. It's total bullshit to anyone who doesn't own a health insurance company, but not because of the fictional situation you described.

    8. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Spectre · · Score: 1

      Usually, we already do. No matter how many "No, I won't effing fix your computer" T-shirts you own and wear, you still end up removing root-kits, eliminating spyware, and fixing damage done by the bits of malware for friends, relatives, or whoever. 'cause you "know about that stuff".

      I already pay, I don't need to be "taxed". Hell, I could use the excuse "I gave at the office" too ...

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    9. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But I DON'T benefit from an educated and healthy society! Have you seen our society? It's only healthy and educated by society's standards. But not MINE. Fuck you and your Internet tax I know how to freshly install a damn operating system when I need to.

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    10. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Dear Thinboy,

      We acknowledge your concern about the new Net Tax proposal, and would like to take a few moments to clarify our thoughts with you and other Microsoft product users. It has come to our understanding that there are many bad things on the internet. As you can tell from the last two decades, we here have been completely incapable at stopping these threats from manifesting. As such, our competitors are doing better and our profits are down. This usually means smaller bonuses for us in the Vice Presidency positions.

      In order to keep our yachts and mercedes, I have come up with a new way to get money flowing back into our accounts, via the legal system. This means that we can take your money, without question, and that not doing so will be punishable by law. I hope this clears up any confusing misconceptions you may have had.

      Thank you for your continued support,

      -Microsoft Vice Presidents Committee

    11. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by nurb432 · · Score: 0

      That is how society works in general.

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    12. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Everyone benefits from an internet largely free of infected machines. Just as everyone benefits from an educated and healthy society.

      Baloney. Only *******s benefit from an educated and healthy society. *******s benefit from the alternative.

      And yes, asterisks benefit from self-censors.

      (Go on, count them to figure out whether you're offended.)

    13. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?"

      Yep, just like the govt. healthcare 'reform' coming up...wants you to pay for Jerome and Debbie Public down the block who can't seem to understand contraception, exercise, food that isn't fast food, and that smoking is bad for you.

      You might do things the right way...but the govt. is wanting you to also pony up for those that don't know or won't do the right things in life...and to save them from their own ignorance/stupidity.

      You're mistaken. You're paying for your health care services that you'll either take advantage of when needed or use down the road in the case need arises, instead of paying the lump sum then, eventually you will need it and will pay out. I strongly feel that most tax dollars (whether for Health Care or Internet), can certainly be used incorrectly, but public options should make sure that Health care providers make the Tax money worth while. Right now most Hospitals are Hotels with bandages, and your service isn't guaranteed.

      I can only imagine a Microsoft representative spouting this because they would be involved in the policy making and if their software offers built in security, they would be paid as well. As for ISPs, most have the option and charge you for it now. I can only imagine what they would do if they were paid for in tax dollars. They'd probably hike the price anyway.

    14. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      I like how universal healthcare morphed into "affordable" healthcare once the insurance scumbags got involved. I take home about $12,000 a year (after taxes and child support) and they expect me to somehow come up with $5000? If I could afford health insurance I would already have it. $5000 is not affordable to any lower class family. I would imagine that a great deal of the middle class would surely struggle too if they had to pay the full cost of their health insurance.

    15. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by spun · · Score: 1

      z"Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?"

      Yep, just like the govt. healthcare 'reform' coming up...wants you to pay for Jerome and Debbie Public down the block who can't seem to understand contraception, exercise, food that isn't fast food, and that smoking is bad for you.

      You might do things the right way...but the govt. is wanting you to also pony up for those that don't know or won't do the right things in life...and to save them from their own ignorance/stupidity.

      And you'd do what exactly? Just let them die? Just come out and admit it, why don't you. Your solution is basically, "I've got mine, which means I'm smart and I deserve it. If you don't have yours, it's because you don't deserve it. All problems experienced by anyone are completely their own fault. If you have a problem and you can't fix it, just fucking die already. "

      I'd have a lot more respect for conservative ideology if it's practitioners would just admit they want the poor and unlucky to just. fucking. DIE. already.

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    16. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source for this? I don't believe it is at all true.
      The only thing even being considered at the moment is an individual mandate to buy insurance. It's total bullshit to anyone who doesn't own a health insurance company, but not because of the fictional situation you described.

      Boy, are you out of touch!

      You will be required to buy insurance. If you fail to do so, you will be fined. Note that the fine is much lower than the cost of insurance.

      If you cannot afford insurance, your insurance will be subsidized by the Federal government.
      This is what he meant when he talked about subsidizing others. Yes, this is a subsidy, since you'll be paying for your own health insurance, as well as paying your share of the taxes required to cover all the people being subsidized.

      Note, however, that you are ALREADY subsidizing other people's healthcare. Emergency rooms are required by law to treat anyone who comes in, even if they can't pay. Hospitals deal with the financial hit thus imposed by raising rates for everyone who CAN pay. To the extent that more people will have insurance after the Reform, this particular bit of your healthcare costs should be reduced.

      Whether we'll come out ahead or behind on this deal isn't terribly clear. Other than the $1 trillion pricetag on the Healthcare Reform bill. That tends to suggest that we'll be paying more afterwards than before. Otherwise, why is the bill going to cost $1 trillion?

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    17. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those poor people will have the government pony up the money for the insurance which the government gets that money from tax payers

    18. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by john83 · · Score: 1

      Relax. You're just trading one overhead for another.

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    19. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      If that is your total household income on a permanent basis (not a temporary setback related to a layoff or the like), perhaps you need to reexamine your job, or possibly the volume of children you're responsible for. On a 40 hr/week, 2000 hr/job, that's a take home of $6/hr, below the current minimum wage, and only a reasonable income for children still high school and college. That said, low income individuals do get subsidies for insurance, or in the worst case of poverty, exemptions from the mandate. So it's still not an ideal situation (I would have preferred single payer myself) but it still helps a lot of people who aren't in quite so insane a situation.

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    20. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by L3370 · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you sentiment, I can see a valid argument to counter yours.

      Our taxes pay for fire departments. Your home may never go up in flames but someone else's will. Should we all get a tax refund if our houses don't blow up in x amount of years? It would be nice but I haven't heard outcries for tax refunds on unused fire protection services yet.

      I like the idea of personal responsibility, but I also would welcome a goverment approach if it's feasible for the gov't to do it correctly or better than a private industry. With the internet being basically borderless, I don't think gov't has the resources to solve this problem at all.

    21. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Baloney. Only *******s benefit from an educated and healthy society.

      *counts out the stars*

      ..."machines"? So, only machines benefit from an educated and healthy society? Gasp! You're right! What fools we've all been! The more educated we are, the more machines we make, and the more healthy we are, the more time we have to make the machines better! It's all coming together now! The machines have already taken over other countries with standardized healthcare, and they're trying to take over the United States with...

      ...oh, wait, that's not what you meant, is it? Eh. Mine was way more interesting.

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    22. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by barkingcorndog · · Score: 1

      z"Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?"

      Yep, just like the govt. healthcare 'reform' coming up...wants you to pay for Jerome and Debbie Public down the block who can't seem to understand contraception, exercise, food that isn't fast food, and that smoking is bad for you.

      Everybody uses health care resources. Not just the fat and stupid. Why are you such an ass?

      --
      "I know together we'll make the possible totally impossible" - Homme
    23. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by sumdumgai123 · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when you are disabled and go bankrupt due to medical bills and inability to work. If you end up on Social Security, sometimes $12K per year is what you have to live on. There are lots of us out there.

    24. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're paying for your health care services that you'll either take advantage of when needed or use down the road in the case need arises, instead of paying the lump sum then

      If that were true, then the absolute most expensive health plan would be no more expensive than life insurance. I've got whole life insurance that WILL pay $250k when I die (as opposed to term life which might get away with paying me nothing) for about $25/mo. My company has a group health insurance policy that has a lifetime limit of $3M, for just under $400/mo (including company 50% contribution). If life insurance scales linearly, then a guaranteed lump sum payout of $3M on my life insurance policy should cost me $300/mo, yet a maybe payout of $3M on my health policy costs $100 more!

      Very few people come close to that $3M lifetime max, even with incurable chronic diseases. I've got MS and the drug keeping my nervous system from melting down costs my insurance company about $1300/mo, or $15600 a year. Even if I had an MRI every year (~$2500 after I've paid my $2500 deductible, plus another $700 for the technician last time I did this) to go along with that, in 50 years I'd have cost the insurance company $1M. I'm sure towards the end of the course of my disease I'll need more care (hospitalizations, braces, maybe even a motorized scooter if they've stopped being a scam by then), but guess what, I ain't planning on living another 50 years.

      So where is our money going, if it's not going to a (mythical, no matter how you cut it) "lump sum" down the road? Well, one company issued its CEO $2 Billion dollars in stock options a couple years back.

    25. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Ozric · · Score: 1

      What about medicaid and medicare just who is paying for that?

    26. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Which educated and healthy society were you referring to? I'd like to move there.

    27. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like anybody in America would know what any of that is like.

    28. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me just say, FUCK THAT.

    29. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Carbaholic · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree with the premise that Software regulation should be handled like the healthcare industry should be handled.

      I don't think I should have to pay for the healthcare bills of people who can't control their eating and health habits any more than I should have to pay for the tech. support bill for people who can't control their spam downloading habits.

    30. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Think in drugs. There are a lot of drug addicts with withdrawal symptoms making trouble around, so you tax everyone to buy them new doses to keep them quiet for a few days. Of course, the ones giving that doses will have their daily profit that way, so is a good business, while fixing the problem is not.

    31. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I don't. I use Linux (Ubuntu and Gentoo), I recommend people use Ubuntu, or a get a Mac. If they don't, frankly, fuck 'em. XP would get far too pwned too fast, cleanups are a slow and painful process, and frankly I don't know if it's REALLY clean for sure or not without doing a full reinstall (and from what I've heard the virus situation on XP has continually gotten worse). . Vista was my final straw -- it was so slow and buggy I was done. If 7 is OK like people claim, then by definition people wouldn't ask me to "fix it" then anyway. I have not used Windows in years, and I am not keeping up on the "latest and greatest" methods of trying to remove crap from people's Windows systems. I had a Ad-Aware and AVG Live CD but from what I last heard both had changed enough so they can't be run from a LiveCD any more. I tell people "I don't use Windows", show them my Ubuntu system if they are interested and will help them with backing up their data, installing it and getting adjusted. Most people have liked it, the rest have found some other "Windows guru" to try to keep their habit going.

                Analogy? Lets say plumbing -- they make a replacement thing now to go in the toilet tank. Instead of a floating thing, an arm, and all that junk to shut the water off when the tank is full, it's a little disk that screws into the bottom with a adjustment screw for water height. Very simple and VERY reliable. (You still have the handle and the little flapper thing to flush). If my friends and relatives had very unreliable toilets, they were always "hey, you're good with toilets.. can you give my toilet a little adjustment?" every time they saw me. And I said "Well, there's this new thing they make for toilets, I'll put one in for you" and they were "Nah, that's cool, just adjust my toilet again". Well same exact thing. I would eventually say "no, I won't work on your toilet any more." I've hit that point with Windows. And you should hit that piont too if it bothers you that much.

    32. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by yossarianuk · · Score: 1

      Why not just not use Microsoft products, that way you can avoid the tax twice.

    33. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by yossarianuk · · Score: 1

      Yes, and in real life polluters have to pay , so MS should be taxed or even better - ignored .

    34. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by p.rican · · Score: 1

      As the saying goes, "You can't fix stupid..." but maybe you can throw money at it. How would this tax be levied?. I don't run Windows on any PC I own, just my laptop for work.....

      --

      /. --"Demented and sad....but social" -Judd Nelson

    35. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      I make like $10 an hour here. The median wage in my city is like $8 or so. I have skills worth more, but convincing people that I do without proper certifications, schooling, and more importantly experience, then it becomes somewhat more difficult. I have one daughter, which was from 10 years ago. Its not like I have 20 kids to support or anything. I'm just poor and lack the means to radically change that situation for the time being.

    36. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Its true. And sad. For some people, like myself, unfortunately money never mattered much in life, though you do pay for it as you get older.......

      I have a housemate on social security. He gets by on less than I do, which I find amazing. Of course he never leaves the house, lives out of frozen boxes, and drinks the cheapest beer at a rate of a case every few days. He used to own a company at one point. You never, ever know where you might end up in life.......

    37. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by dissy · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?

      Just look at it as paying for a service to keep cluseless people from knocking on your virtual tcp door all day ;}

      Now if only we had a real life service to keep the stupid away... 'Scuse me while I file a quick patent before someone else gets it!

    38. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by dissy · · Score: 1

      I'd have a lot more respect for conservative ideology if it's practitioners would just admit they want the poor and unlucky to just. fucking. DIE. already.

      As ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has said many times, the quickest and easiest way to solve world hunger, would be to kill and eat the hungry!
      We will be nice and full, and the hungry will not be complaining about being hungry! Problem solved.

      Perhaps too the solution to poverty, is to kill and sell off all of the poor :D

      How much does an entire body of organs go for on the black market again?

    39. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      What about medicaid and medicare just who is paying for that?

      Medicaid is coming out of general revenues, so we're all paying for that. Which doesn't terribly bother me, really.

      Medicare is paid for out of Medicare taxes - it's part of that 7.7% that gets taken out of our paychecks no matter what (well, assuming you're making less than $100-odd thousand per year, anyway. It caps otherwise). Theoretically, all of Medicare is paid for out of Medicare taxes.

      Note that somewhere in the next decade, lacking action from Congress, Medicare will be paying out less than it takes in in taxes.

      Note also that that condition may apply this year (and possibly the next one, and conceivably the one after), since Medicare tax revenues are down due to high unemployment/underemployment. It is even possible that we won't drag ourselves out of this hole before Medicare finds itself permanently short of revenue (again, lacking Congressional action).

      Congress will probably do something about Medicare/SSA sometime in the next five years. But there's going to be a lot of flak over raising the FICA taxes, since they're larger than income taxes for a lot of people (and after they raise them enough to matter, they'll be larger than income taxes for most all the middle class). So they'll put it off till they can find some way to blame someone else for doing it. Which means just after an election, but before the new guys are seated, probably.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    40. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Whether we'll come out ahead or behind on this deal isn't terribly clear. Other than the $1 trillion pricetag on the Healthcare Reform bill. That tends to suggest that we'll be paying more afterwards than before. Otherwise, why is the bill going to cost $1 trillion?

      I read that as the feds are going to pay $1 trillion to private insurance companies. Theoretically, that should lower the insurance bills and hospital bills by that same $1 trillion. But rather than going with a government insurance plan, saving money, the federal government will be paying that money to private insurers. Think of that as a $1 trillion payoff to the insurance carriers for allowing a health care bill to be passed. After all, they should get some return on their lobbying investment, right?

    41. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by GDgonzo · · Score: 0

      How about your "rights" end where mine begin....

    42. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism FTW!

    43. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      As ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has said many times, the quickest and easiest way to solve world hunger, would be to kill and eat the hungry!
      We will be nice and full, and the hungry will not be complaining about being hungry! Problem solved.

      Perhaps too the solution to poverty, is to kill and sell off all of the poor :D

      That's quite a modest proposal you've got there.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    44. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I read that as the feds are going to pay $1 trillion to private insurance companies.

      Mostly, it'll cover the subsidies for people who can't afford insurance. The feds are also imposing a bunch of small taxes and fees on medical equipment manufacturers, hospitals, etc. That money will also go to cover the subsidies.

      Theoretically, that should lower the insurance bills and hospital bills by that same $1 trillion.

      None of that will result in lower premiums (note that there is absolutely nothing in the current healthcare reform bill that is intended to lower healthcare costs). It'll just allow about two thirds of the people currently uninsured who are also too wealthy for Medicaid to get insurance.

      Think of that as a $1 trillion payoff to the insurance carriers for allowing a health care bill to be passed.

      No, the payoff to the insurance companies is the requirement that everyone get health insurance. A very large fraction of the uninsured in the USA are young and healthy. They won't drain the system by making much use of it, but their premiums will bolster than Insurance companies' bottom line.

      My own preference, still, is to extend Medicare to cover everyone from birth. Alas, the prospect of tripling the Medicare taxes doesn't seem to appeal to Congress right now.

      Note, by the way, that Medicare also distorts healthcare costs in the USA, as it is currently set up. Whenever Congress wants to look fiscally responsible, they find "savings" in Medicare by reducing the payouts to doctors and hospitals. Again, the doctors and hospitals make up the lost revenue by raising prices for everyone else.

      Note, in the above, that "everyone else" is the people with insurance. Every time I've had to spend money on doctors or hospitals while uninsured, I've gotten a discount for being uninsured. Yes, I'm aware that conventional wisdom holds it that the reverse is true, but my experience is the opposite of conventional wisdom.

      Anyways, don't look for cost reductions in the current bill. There aren't any. There aren't even any intentions that costs should go down.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    45. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any particular reason to tax people for this. If your ISP detects that your computer is compromised they can send out an email/regular mail, and if it is not fixed in a couple days then they can disconnect you and charge you a reconnect fee/fine. If it is urgent, they could disconnect you right away. I see no particular reason why we need a tax for this kind of thing, beyond perhaps just a cost to your ISP to perhaps occasionally check for traffic associated with compromised computers. I suppose you would end up paying for that indirectly, but then again, it might be a net benefit to the ISP's bottom line so they can sell to more subscribers. I suppose people could elect to pay an "insurance" to avoid a large fine due to their incompetence, but that would just be the market at work there.

      Health care is a bit different, since everyone needs it, so, in my opinion, everyone should be contributing. No matter how healthy you behave there is still a good chance you will need it. This nonsense were people abuse emergency rooms needs to stop though. Of course, I still favor some variation in fees, to encourage people to live healthier lives. The variation should probably not be too extreme. Perhaps no more than a factor of three difference due to age, and no more than another factor of three due to an unhealthy life style.

    46. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

      Those of you who do not work hard but succeed regardless also pay, while those who work hard but are subject to some misfortune also receive.

    47. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Why are you surprised? Those of us that work hard and succeed are taxed more to pay for the lazy,

      Well, if you don't like that, then I guess the lesson is that you should slack off and fail. After all, those failing slackers have it so easy, don't they? You can join them, it's easy!

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    48. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Markske · · Score: 1

      I'm just using Linux and I never had any form of malware or viruses
      I will not pay for M$ to cleanup there own mess

      M$ just sould fix there OS so that clueless ppl don'd need a antivirus
      (the viruses and malware will just disappear if it fails to work)
      But then ... there is a gap for those antivirus vendors

      ppl are already paying money to cleanup mess of M$
      (they even pay for an OS that can run malware or viruses)

    49. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Mostly, it'll cover the subsidies for people who can't afford insurance.

      Right, exactly what I said, it'll be paid to insurance companies.

      None of that will result in lower premiums (note that there is absolutely nothing in the current healthcare reform bill that is intended to lower healthcare costs). It'll just allow about two thirds of the people currently uninsured who are also too wealthy for Medicaid to get insurance.

      I'm lost. How can you have people that now have "free" health care by getting services and not paying for them, passing the cost on to those that do pay (with insurance paying most health care costs), then eliminate that cost passed on, and declare that it can't affect the cost of insurance? Are they going to just increase the margins of insurance and make more, without reducing their premiums? And the hospital, once 100% pay, will they keep their pricing up and just make more profit? I'm curious what effect you think 100% (supposedly) coverage will have on the cost of hospital care and insurance rates. I would have thought it would result in some effect, but obviously I'm not looking at it the way you are.

      No, the payoff to the insurance companies is the requirement that everyone get health insurance.

      I'm lost. Really, lost. I state that the $1 trillion will go to the insurance companies, and you state "no" as if the $1 trillion won't go to them, then state that it will go to them. You are agreeing with what I'm saying, but in the most disagreeable way possible. You've objected to everything I've said, but contradicted nothing. You just don't like the manner in which I stated it.

      Anyways, don't look for cost reductions in the current bill. There aren't any. There aren't even any intentions that costs should go down.

      It isn't a zero sum game, but even said, it is a finite sum. There is only so much health care to go around, so I'll treat it like a zero sum for a second. You can't inject $1 trillion into a system and have no effect. Either the profits will shoot up at the expense of taxpayers, or costs will go down. If profits increased by $1 trillion, then some heads will roll. So some costs somewhere have to go down. Maybe not by the whole $1 trillion will go to cost reduction, but some of it must. You pretend that none of it will.

      The "goal" is to reduce cost. It reduces cost of insurance to those that can't afford it. It reduces costs to everyone at the hospital because more people will pay their bills. The goal is to reduce cost at the healthcare side by increasing cost at the taxpayer side. It shifts cost so that it reduces healthcare costs. At the cost of taxes, so someone could argue that it doesn't "reduce" cost, but only shifts it, but you didn't make that argument, you just made the argument that it won't affect health care costs.

    50. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Just as everyone benefits from an educated and healthy society.

      To quote Gandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

    51. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Skipping quoting, because I'm lazy today.

      The healthcare industry is about 14% of our GDP. Call it $2 trillion per year. It will be getting a cash infusion of $1 trillion per decade (nominally - actually, a lot of the benefits of the Bill won't apply for four-five years, though all the costs associated with the Bill will apply immediately), which translates to about a 5% increase in healthcare spending (assuming nothing is wasted).

      Healthcare costs are increasing at more than 5% per year. Even if the full trillion began to be input into the system this year (it won't until at least 2014), it will, at best, result in a slightly lower premium increase than normal for THIS YEAR ONLY. No downstream effect at all.

      As to the rest of your commentary, note that the Healthcare Reform bill is not intended or expected to actually cover everyone. Depending on which version of the Bill is in play, it will leave between five and ten million uninsured. So part of the healthcare industries costs associated with the uninsured will remain intact. How large a part is uncertain.

      Note also that in one of my posts I mentioned the fine associated with not getting insurance. And I mentioned that that fine is considerably less than the cost of insurance. What I didn't bother to mention was that insurance companies will be required to insure you even with a pre-existing condition.

      Net result? If you're reasonably healthy, you can game the system by paying your fine every year until you really need health insurance, then go buy some health insurance. Keep it till the medical bills are paid, then dump it again.

      This represents a potentially large hole for money to pour out of insurance company coffers. They're not going to lower rates on the rest of us when they have the potential of having pay for someone's cancer treatments on six months of non-discriminatory premiums.

      And finally, note that people who are paying for health insurance tend to use the system more than people who are paying for healthcare out of their own pockets. If this trend continues through this bill, it is likely that some part of that trillion per decade will be consumed in largely unnecessary tests/treatments/whatever (depending on what is covered, and that won't be clear until all the 50 States have weighed in with their own opinions as to what the ideal health plan OUGHT to cover - want to bet that at least one State will cover cosmetic surgery?)

      So, no, for all the above reasons, I don't expect this Bill to save any money for anyone. But it ought to be a dandy source of campaign contributions for decades to come....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    52. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by cheddarlump · · Score: 1

      ... which is EXACTLY what they want, so you become wholly dependent on the hard teet of the gov't, and the party of entitlement will then never be voted out.

    53. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Apparently funnier, in any case.

      +1 to you, sir, for following the instructions. :-)

    54. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      ... which is EXACTLY what they want, so you become wholly dependent on the hard teet of the gov't, and the party of entitlement will then never be voted out.

      Way to miss the point, Einstein. The point is that you are still better off working hard and succeeding. High taxes aren't a disincentive to success. Nobody would deliberately fail to pay lower taxes. You're still going to come out ahead earning more.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    55. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      want to bet that at least one State will cover cosmetic surgery?

      Despite the claims to have it classified separately, breast reconstruction post-mastectomy is "cosmetic surgery" and most (it not all) cover that. Not to mention fixing cleft pallet is a cosmetic surgery. So I'd assert that they'll either re-define "cosmetic" or 100% of the states will cover it.

      Not to mention that aging is a disease, and all other diseases we treat both the symptoms as well as the cause, so treating the symptoms independent of the cause wouldn't be out of line.

      And finally, note that people who are paying for health insurance tend to use the system more than people who are paying for healthcare out of their own pockets.

      If I were to accept this, I'd want to know the total bill. Motorcyclists that don't wear helmets are cheaper to treat than those with. Motorcyclists with helmets are more likely to survive worse crashes, needing more total health care. Yet, this finding is the opposite of what was stated as fact when the helmet laws were passed, and many people still believe otherwise, despite the studies to the contrary. I use this as an example where health care costs aren't related to "common sense." Perhaps people that don't have insurance use it less, but at a greater cost each time they do use it. Or they don't get preventative care when they should, so the total care is more expensive. Or, the care is identified, and they are left to die because no one will pay for the treatment, but it would have been covered under this.

      So, no, for all the above reasons, I don't expect this Bill to save any money for anyone.

      If it was a zero sum game (and it isn't, but it's close enough for me), then the $1 trillion has to go somewhere. It goes to profit or reduced costs. There's no other place for it to go. It may be a drop in the bucket, so small we can't even see it, but it must be there.

    56. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      then the $1 trillion has to go somewhere. It goes to profit or reduced costs. There's no other place for it to go.

      Well, the 5% extra money can also go to cover the 10% more people who are now uninsured, but who will be insured under this plan.

      Note, by the way, that my previous post analyzed it in terms of reduced costs - if the whole trillion goes to reduced costs, it'll reduce the routine annual premium increase for this year by about half. And that'll just about soak it up entirely - there'll be no effect on routine increases after the first year it's in effect.

      As to profits, I point out that health insurers have an average profit margin of barely over 2%. You're better off investing in T-bills than in health insurance companies....

      If I were to accept this, I'd want to know the total bill.

      No way of telling, really. I'm recalling a study I read about 15 years ago. Things may have changed since then. People may have changed. Better studies might have been done leading to the opposite conclusion.

      But betting that people will make less use of a system that costs them less to use isn't a very safe bet....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    57. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Well, the 5% extra money can also go to cover the 10% more people who are now uninsured, but who will be insured under this plan.

      That's payments directly to insurance carriers, right? And so, that means that either the money will go to profits for insurance companies, or be paid for medical services. Increased payments for medical services from people who previously would be unable to pay would either decrease hospital costs for everyone, or increase hospital profits. "Insurance" isn't a tangible service. It's a pooling of money with loss for overhead. Medical care is the service. So either more is spent on medical care, or more profit is made by the insurance company.

      It feels like you'd argue that if I put $1 trillion into stock-only mutual funds, that it would have no effect on the stock market. After all, a mutual funds aren't stocks, so there'd be no effect. But every penny you put in a mutual fund either goes to overhead for that fund or securities. So it must affect the securities, even if there's a layer of abstraction. The same is true here. Insurance doesn't "do" anything. It just moves money around in a manner people decided is desirable (with loss for overhead).

      As to profits, I point out that health insurers have an average profit margin of barely over 2%. You're better off investing in T-bills than in health insurance companies....


      So what? Are you arguing that they deserve the bailout they have been given? I never argued it was too much or too little, I was just stating where it can and can't go. You can't pay an insurance company $1 trillion and not have an effect on their finances.

      But betting that people will make less use of a system that costs them less to use isn't a very safe bet....

      And a non sequitur. I never stated anything about their "use" of the system increasing or decreasing. I stated that cheaper screenings reduce cost for treatment of some ailments, as well as the difference in use shifting from more expensive emergency rooms to cheaper planned care could have an effect. None of that is a comment on people making more or less use of the system, but in a change in costs as they use the system more efficiently. So I'm not sure if you are arguing against me, or agreeing in a most disagreeable manner.

  7. Tax Microsoft operating systems by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A special "insecure software" levy on software responsible for more than 10% of "owned" machines on the net would be more appropriate.

    1. Re:Tax Microsoft operating systems by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      Yes. While users are one of the larger security issues, certain pieces of software have just as much potential to cause problems. Make the user pay extra for software that's inherently insecure? Hell yeah!

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      What day is it? Could you please tell me?
    2. Re:Tax Microsoft operating systems by bobs666 · · Score: 1

      It should be more then a tax.

      Its criminal that "Microsoft's Vice President for Trustworthy Computing" should try to pawn his failures on the rest of us. And then to ask us to Pay. I think its time for a reality check.

      Should Mac or Linux users get a tax credit? Better yet this should be a Microsoft payed tax. Payed directly by Microsoft. This save the tax payers the cost of collection from the general clue less public. And you might as well bill Microsoft directly for all the systems in the fielded to date.

      Note: by clue less public, I mean that we are not empowered to fix the problems, And that the public does not understand that this should be the norm.

      I mean there is no source code and no environment for code maintance provided.

      How can someone even call this a computer, It more a "Virus Hive" or at best a "Toaster". Its designed to sell you more software. Just like a Toaster is designed to sell you bread. A Microsoft box is all that useful without more software.

      Don't go thinking you can read the web with a blank Microsoft box. You have to buy access to that as well. An there are many cheaper things that will get you to the web you payed for.

    3. Re:Tax Microsoft operating systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I reckon it should be run in the Chinese medical tradition. You don't pay your doctor if you're ill, you only pay when you're feeling healthy.

      This would at least give Microsoft a reason to keep people's PC's healthy.

      Microsoft is going after the golden 'fear-of-god tax' that Symantec and other AV companies have utilised for so long.

    4. Re:Tax Microsoft operating systems by kainalu · · Score: 1

      I agree to this. I have never gotten a virus in the last 7 years, because my software is more secure, and I know how to use it and configure a machine. Why should I pay a tax for the idiots that cant do the same? A levy for known problem software would work better, while not burdening people that don't have the problem. You buy shit software, you pay extra to keep it clean.

  8. Deal. by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Microsoft should get taxed every time one of their crappy products lets in yet another piece of malware.

    1. Re:Deal. by dave562 · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a losing proposition. Most malware developers are looking at alternative vectors into the system because the core OS has been pretty well hardened.

  9. It is time to get serious by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    Spend whatever it takes to find those that are behind the problem. Then kill them. Then start on the scammers that target the elderly.

    1. Re:It is time to get serious by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      "start on the scammers that target the elderly"


      I doubt that the GOP would get behind that platform...

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    2. Re:It is time to get serious by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Even the old folks aren't falling for the GOP nowdays.

      It's the slightly older than middle-age men who don't want to pay taxes that is the GOP's bread and butter.

      You know, like that nut who flew into the IRS building Austin.

      --
      Don't know something? Look it up. Still don't know? Then ask.
    3. Re:It is time to get serious by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Good one - I think you're not getting modded funny because the joke is too subtle. Good stuff - thanks.

  10. Why should the we pay? by crustymonkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't use Microsoft products. Why in the hell should I pay for the standard idiot who can't help but click on the "super-awesome-porn.exe" attachment in Outlook? This isn't like the medical industry at all. You can't prevent a lot of the things that happen to you healthwise, whereas a computer "infection" is 100% preventable. This is just another case of punishing the intelligent. This is also a classic example of a shitty corporation (Microsoft) trying to redirect their monetary responsibility of making quality software onto the general public. Complete bullshit is what this is.

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  11. In other words, by overshoot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Get the rest of us to underwrite cleaning up after Microsoft's sloppy software.

    It's not so much the principle of the thing as it is writing into law Microsoft's PR message that bugs in their software are "Computer Problems" or "Internet Problems."

    On the other hand, if the charges were discounted for running non-MS systems, I might change my mind.

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    1. Re:In other words, by HalfFlat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thanks to Microsoft, the typical computer user believes that sporadic crashing is unavoidable, machines and programs must be restarted periodically if they are to maintain efficiency, and that the threat of viruses is the price paid for the convenience of email. It has come to the point that recently, when trying to explain that it was important for long-running (scientific number-crunching) code to be careful about memory management, the people I was talking to refused to believe it was possible that a program could run for over a week without slowing down. Trying to convince people that the overhead of ECC in cost and speed for computers destined for number crunching is worthwhile is hard when they believe crashes and instability are as manageable and predictable as bad weather.

      Remember the days of breathless warnings about emails, which if read, would destroy your computer? And how Microsoft made the dream come true?

      I should not be surprised at the gall of Microsoft to suggest that this world-wide problem, born from their neglect and short-sightedness, should be addressed with public money.

    2. Re:In other words, by Chirs · · Score: 1

      "Thanks to Microsoft, the typical computer user believes that sporadic crashing is unavoidable..."

      Unfortunately, my linux box also crashes (or at least hangs) periodically. I have a sneaking suspicion it's related to the nvidia driver.

    3. Re:In other words, by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, my linux box also crashes (or at least hangs) periodically. I have a sneaking suspicion it's related to the nvidia driver.

      Do you overclock or undervolt/underclock? I did the latter and recently reset the machine to the defaults, and it has been stable ever since. And yes, this was after finding the lowest voltage of apparent stability and then raising the voltage by 2 increments. However, the sound still dies sometimes because of (I believe) pulse audio, which I haven't been bothered to fix.

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    4. Re:In other words, by straponego · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, most mainstream articles about security problems which only affect Microsoft products never mention Microsoft or Windows. It's as if they've bought the lie you're referring to, or as if they're afraid, for some reason, to mention that only Microsoft users are at risk.

    5. Re:In other words, by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well to be honest not every vector is 100% microsofts fault.
      Adobe flash has been a huge source of vectors.
      I have seen machines infected running firefox.
      Of course part of the problem is that Win65-ME used a broken security model from the start and a lot of software was written that run on that broken model.
      And of course there are the IE6 dependent web apps that didn't follow real standards but instead trusted in Microsoft and used their "standards" and now will not run on ie7 or ie8.

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    6. Re:In other words, by Tromad · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Did you just start using computers or something? Does nobody remember Apple computers (system 7 I believe) which would crash and chastise you for not shutting down properly, all the fucking time? The funny thing is that my Windows 7 partition crashes less than my Ubuntu partition and my macbook. It does have to be restarted once a week due to updates; Billy G said that was supposed to be fixed for Vista but they obviously forgot about it.

    7. Re:In other words, by exomondo · · Score: 1

      It's not so much the principle of the thing as it is writing into law Microsoft's PR message that bugs in their software are "Computer Problems" or "Internet Problems."

      But most of it is. Do you really think the majority of malware/viruses/spyware is installed and passed on through software exploits as opposed to social engineering?

      If everyone ran linux they'd run as root because they couldn't be bothered with the 'annoyance' of sudo the same as with Vista/7 and UAC, so we'd be in the same situation.

    8. Re:In other words, by jmkelly · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, my linux box also crashes (or at least hangs) periodically. I have a sneaking suspicion it's related to the nvidia driver.

      I think your Linux box is not typical. The first Linux box I built was made from junk, literally pulled off the scrap heap, and it NEVER crashed or slowed down except for hardware failures. And I barely knew what I was doing when I built it. Every Linux box I've ever built has been the same way -- not necessarily perfect, but stable as hell.

      Sorry about yours....

    9. Re:In other words, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than that. Technical people start to think the only way for the average user to use a computer in a "secure" way is for them to use an Xbox, PS3 or iPad.

      Just because the average computer user does not know about alternatives does not imply they can't use alternatives.

    10. Re:In other words, by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I have to kill my gnome-panel every week or so because its memory use shoots from tens to hundreds of megs. It's likely one of the included applet-thingys, but still, it's a memory leak.

      That crap happens everywhere

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  12. Like all new government programs by operagost · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. Start a new program
    2. Institute a new tax
    3. Collect the tax, but don't put it in a lockbox.
    4. Taxes are thrown into the general fund, where they're used to buy favors from senators and congressmen.
    5. Program has no funding, is cut back and made useless except for an overpaid bureaucracy that does nothing.
    6. When fiscal conservatives propose scrapping the program, they are instead blamed for the shortfall and taxes are raised to "fix" it.
    7. Repeat from step 3.

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  13. I see how this works by SoTerrified · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Police: "This is a fine store you have here"

    Shop Owner: "Yes, I'm quite proud of it."

    P: "It would be a shame if something happened to your store... But for only 20% of your gross, we could protect it."

    SO: "But, I have no crime in my store. I have state of the art security cameras, proximity alarms, private security guards. I've spared no expense and made sure my store is secure"

    P: "True, but you see there's another shop down the street and it gets broken into every week. Someone has to pay for that."

    1. Re:I see how this works by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      In some cases, it does make sense to spread out the liability (medical care is one of those cases).

      But this most certainly isn't one of those.

    2. Re:I see how this works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It already sounded like a stupid idea but seen over your way it gets ultimate stupidity.

    3. Re:I see how this works by darien · · Score: 1

      Windows has around a 90% market share. If 90% of the shops in town were being regularly broken into, you can bet there'd be public action.

  14. Sure, Why not by CSHARP123 · · Score: 1

    Majority of the infected machines run MS software. Let MS pay one quarter of their revenue as the tax. This helps everybody in the world. Follow Bill Gates MS and do good to the world like him

  15. Silly Microsoft by Jonesy69 · · Score: 1

    What, are they TRYING to piss off their shareholders? I've never heard of anybody who wants to essentially tax themselves...

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    1. Re:Silly Microsoft by guruevi · · Score: 1

      They don't want to tax themselves, they want to tax their end-users who are clueless enough to run Windows on anything from embedded devices to servers and then wonder why it gets infected. They want their customers to pay taxes to fix the mistakes they make.

      It's time everybody just stops defaulting to Microsoft whenever a purchase decision is made.

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    2. Re:Silly Microsoft by Jeng · · Score: 1

      No, they are trying to get free money from the government.

      Who do you think the government would give the tax money to? The computer repair shops? Not likely.

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  16. Fix health care first you FUCKER by syousef · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else here, but I would be livid if where I lived I was taxed to disinfect computers while healthcare was a mess.

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    1. Re:Fix health care first you FUCKER by attah · · Score: 1

      Exaectly what came to my mind.. Too bad most americans don't know what they are missing out on though. That it is somewhat socialistic appearently makes it bad by definition. -.-'

  17. Tax rebate by TheSimkin · · Score: 1

    For running not running windows? or tax surcharge for running windows?

  18. why not a fine instead by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is it if you drive a car that's unsafe to operate and something happens, nobody thinks twice about the fact that it's the owner's responsibility and when they are hit with a fine everyone just nods, but if it's a computer that's in poor condition (ie: infected), it's an issue that the community must bear to clean up. I realize that not everyone is technically adept and able maintain their machines adequately themselves, but I don't want to pay for them. They can hire someone to maintain their machines for them, much like most people do for their cars now, and perhaps the fine could be waved or reduced if they prove that they were current on their maintenance and somehow still got hit. Hell, it'd be a potentially decent revenue stream for repair-shops and even ISPs that want to offer some kind of maintenance package.

    Of course, the problem here is that people don't feel they should pay for anything to do with a computer other than the price-tag they see when they go to BestBuy. They'll scream blue-murder if they're told that they actually have a responsibility, both financially and in how they operate their machine. Most people want to treat a computer the way they do their microwave oven, buy it, and if it breaks, replace it, but never, ever have to spend any time or money on maintenance.

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    1. Re:why not a fine instead by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Except it's not how they operate their machine but how some other party does.
      But, that aside, where do we set the bar? Do we mandate a specific set of programs?
      Do we have to create a testing suite for all programs to pass and only those that achieve
      a certain score absolve the user from responsibility?

      Or do we license users to own / operated computers and license manufacturers to sell them
      following the criteria of the automotive industry?

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    2. Re:why not a fine instead by MC2000 · · Score: 1

      Let's try again with the car analogy. What about if your car doesn't have an alarm system in it, and it gets broken into? Should the government be punishing the car owner, the car manufacturer, or the criminal? If the government really wants to get involved, let's form a SWAT team that tracks down and kills the people making malicious software.

    3. Re:why not a fine instead by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Except it's not how they operate their machine but how some other party does. But, that aside, where do we set the bar?

      My intuition says that unless they are negatively impacting other people/the internet at large, there is no reason for a fine. However, if their machine is detected sending out spam, that is a problem that affects other people and they should be stopped. And there should be a grace period, so that those who are competent but just get unlucky are not negatively impacted.

      To use a car analogy, if I am missing a brake light (which will not only affect me but could cause an accident) and a cop pulls me over, he issues me a warning. If I don't get it fixed within the next n hours and he catches me, I'll get fined. If I repeatedly get pulled over for brake lights, indicators and headlights out, the local cops are going to see me as a problem and book me without a warning.

      In internet terms, if my machine is detected sending spam, I should be given one warning to fix the problem within say, 72 hours. If it is detected sending spam after that time, I'm given a 2nd warning with another 72 hours. If after that time my machine is still detected sending spam, I am fined and my machine must be taken to a registered operating system re-installer and myself given a short lecture in computer security. If I can't provide receipts, I am fined a larger amount, and so on, and so forth. I think being more lenient is a good idea because there aren't lives at risk.

      Sending a message to OS developers: Financially penalizing OS developing companies (much as I like the idea), it would be unfair to non-profits. Better to have a star rating system for security that is developed on statistics of number of infections per number of operating systems running. Yes, I know that users with a clue will not be evenly distributed among operating systems and have a large impact, but it's a start, and would cause those who develop operating systems to give a shit.

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    4. Re:why not a fine instead by wc_paladin · · Score: 1

      Of course, the problem here is that people don't feel they should pay for anything to do with a computer other than the price-tag they see when they go to BestBuy. They'll scream blue-murder if they're told that they actually have a responsibility, both financially and in how they operate their machine. Most people want to treat a computer the way they do their microwave oven, buy it, and if it breaks, replace it, but never, ever have to spend any time or money on maintenance.

      To be honest, most people expect their cars to work in the same way. I can't count the number of times I've seen perfectly good engines ruined when the timing belt snapped because the owner hadn't had it changed at the proper time. Most people think oil changes are all a car should ever need.

    5. Re:why not a fine instead by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's a few problems with this analogy. Car theft is a singular activity that requires the thief to be on-site and steal the car in person. The thief can only steal one car at a time; if he has a buddy, maybe they can make off with two cars from the same parking lot. The amount of damage a single thief can do is therefore highly limited, and making one car more secure isn't going to have much effect on the overall theft rate. Making one model of car more secure won't help that much either, since there's dozens of models, and they change every year.

      By contrast, computer hacking activity is mostly automated, and happens on thousands to millions of computers at a time, forming a "botnet". A hacker writes programs to exploit some vulnerability and releases it on the internet, and it infects a huge number of computers at once. So with almost everyone using the same OS, and having the same vulnerability, there's more responsibility on the OS manufacturer to make their software secure.

      In addition, when someone steals a car, it's possible for police to find the thief and throw him in jail. Not so with hackers; it's frequently nearly impossible to identify them, and even if you do, they're usually in a different country. Sending SWAT assassination teams to Russia is not a good way to improve foreign relations.

      The clear answer is to blame the manufacturer for the problems, if it can be proved they released insecure software, and then didn't update it quickly when the vulnerability was discovered. Then, users need to be blamed if fixes are available and they haven't bothered to apply them, and are running a spam-bot or whatever.

    6. Re:why not a fine instead by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And what happens when these morons' timing belts snap? They pay for the expensive repairs themselves (it doesn't ruin the engines BTW, just the valves; replacing the valves is all that's required, but that's an expensive job). They don't get the rest of society to subsidize their stupidity. They can be mad about it all they want, but the repair shop isn't going to fix it for them without them paying for it themselves, and the auto manufacturer won't pay for it either because it's clearly stated in the manual that this maintenance must be performed.

    7. Re:why not a fine instead by wc_paladin · · Score: 1

      I've seen it mar pistons and cylinder walls before. (A valve broke off and they tried to restart the engine. I guess you could still do a rebuild but it's going to cost more than a new engine.)

      Anyways, my point was that people do the minimum they can until it bites them in the ass. I was voicing my support for the fine.

    8. Re:why not a fine instead by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      I think that analogy is flawed. If your car is stolen, and used to rob a bank, of course you're not charged with being an accessory to the crime. If your car is vandalized though, say someone smashes your headlights out, and you then go out for a ride, you absolutely will get a ticket for a safety violation. You didn't break out the headlights yourself, and if they catch the guy that did it he'll be charged with the vandalism, but in the meantime you have a responsibility to fix that damage before you take that car back out onto public roads again.

      If a fine were levied against a user, it's not because they DDOSd Citi Bank, it's because they're operating a machine that's "unsafe", and capable of causing further damage or infection to other systems....

      That said, turing_m's comment above about being given a warning first and being fined only if the user doesn't do anything about it makes perfect sense, and would probably work nicely in this kind of situation.

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  19. Shove it. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or they could take their brilliant little plan and shove it. Then I will have to take care of my own security. I know it sounds impossible for a simpleton like myself to accomplish, but I'm sure I'll manage somehow.

    1. Re:Shove it. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think a better solution is to say, fine Microsoft a trillion dollars for putting out some of this absurdly vulnerable operating systems and software components in history. Once they've been declared insolvent, we can sell off their IP and use it to fund a better operating system not designed by fucking thieves.

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  20. Why blame Microsoft? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    Why don't we focus on the bad guys. None of the Microsoft, or Adobe, or any other, software imperfections are a criminal problem until some ass tries to steal something using it. It's like blaming a car maker for a hit & run accident. Blame the criminals!

    1. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      No, this is more like blaming a car maker who does not put brakes in the car for a hit and run.

    2. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are rightly showing their concern and upset at this because it's because Microsoft floating the idea of using a tax on everyone to "fix" their products weaknesses rather than them actually fixing the loopholes themselves, not that everyone loves those taking advantage of those chinks in the armor.

    3. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So if your car doesn't have a working lock, you don't blame the car manufacturer?

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    4. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say more like taxing for an automatic tire repair service because some people never change their tires so that they can keep driving safe.

    5. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

      If someone steals something from my car, locked or not, I blame the thief. Cars have locks, but no one thinks they are sufficient to deter any serious thief. Nor do car manufacturers get abuse when someone smashes a window and steals the radio.

    6. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

      That's just dumb, and irrelevant

    7. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Wow that analogy was bad, I mean really bad. That is worse than even what Badanalogyguy would have posted.

      It's like blaming Ford for the Pinto.

      Or blaming Toyota for their sudden acceleration problems.

      Are you suggesting that we should be blaming telephone poles for accidents?

      Of course we're blaming Microsoft.

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    8. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You seem to think you always can blame only a single person.

      Let's make a more drastic analogy: Imagine your bank puts your money openly on the street (clearly marked as bank deposit), and it gets stolen. Of course, you blame the thief of stealing it. But don't you also blame the bank for not securing it?

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    9. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. Many thieves don't bother with things that require smashing windows, because it's more likely to get them caught, and so many people leave their houses/cars unlocked that they can just take things that way.

      Also, what are you going to do when the thief is living on the opposite side of the planet? He's invulnerable there, so it's YOUR responsibility to secure yourself. You can blame the hacker in Kazakhstan all you want, but it's not going to fix anything.

    10. Re:Why blame Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but you can blame a car maker that makes sticky accelerators in a hit and run.

  21. So long as I get a tax credit by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I support it if I get a tax credit for not having any windows machines.

    1. Re:So long as I get a tax credit by couchslug · · Score: 1

      You'll still get screwed by paying for the other business users who pass their expense on to you.

      PCs with malware should be shut off by the ISP, and, ideally, crackers should start writing destructive viruses to break unsecured machines.

      People who can't be bothered to secure their toys should have them taken offline (preferably rendered unbootable) rather than used as weapons against the rest of us. Nothing else will work, we know nothing else will work, so we should start advocating what will work. Enough with being nice.

      There is no hope for peaceful change so there is no reason to advocate peaceful change.

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    2. Re:So long as I get a tax credit by bugi · · Score: 1

      So, an opt-out tax. More work for good citizens. I'd prefer it structured as a fine for endangering others.

    3. Re:So long as I get a tax credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you miss the point.

      The next step after this is to make it *illegal* to run anything else.

    4. Re:So long as I get a tax credit by bobs666 · · Score: 1

      Should Mac or Linux users get a tax credit? Better yet this should be a Microsoft payed tax. Payed directly by Microsoft. This save the tax payers the cost of collection from the general clue less public. And you might as well bill Microsoft directly for all the systems in the fielded to date.

      Note: by clue less public, I mean that we are not empowered to fix the problems, And that the public does not understand that this should be the norm.

      I mean there is no source code and no environment for code maintenance/instllation provided. It the clue less that think binary software has any "soft" left. You might as well call it trashware.

      How can someone even call this a computer, It more a "Virus Hive" or at best a "Toaster". Its designed to sell you more software. Just like a Toaster is designed to sell you bread. Is Microsoft box all that useful without more software? It can't even make toast.

  22. Alot of free anti-virus options by Jeng · · Score: 1

    There are lots of free anti-virus options, no need to even pay $15.00 a year.

    I have been using Avast for years now, its great. AVG also still has basic protection for free also.

    It's not the cost, the main reason people have no anti-virus or out of date anti-virus is because they don't care enough or understand enough to care.

    The trial-ware anti-virus approach also is something I think should be stopped. Too many people think "Oh Mcaffee was included with my computer, I don't have to get an anti-virus." Not knowing that it was a trial version and it stopped working two years ago.

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    1. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      ...Too many people think "Oh Mcaffee was included with my computer, I don't have to get an anti-virus." Not knowing that it was a trial version and it stopped working two years ago.

      That's for sure. Back in 2002 and 2003 I worked for a few major PC vendors repairing computers on-site and I can't count how many times I heard that from people (I was only supposed to fix hardware, but a very significant minority of the problems were actually software related). It sort of boggled my mind to see how many people didn't have a basic understanding of their system. And it isn't any better now from what I can tell (glad I'm not in that side of the computer business anymore!)

    2. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by capebretonsux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It sort of boggled my mind to see how many people didn't have a basic understanding of their system.

      Keeping in mind this is slashdot, come on, a basic understanding of their system? Most people drive cars every day, but have little clue of what actually makes the car go. And most simply don't care. If it breaks, they take it to a mechanic, and they do the same with computers. (Personally I pity anyone who's worked in a computer repair shop, your heads must hurt awfully bad when you hear someone say "my internet is broken.")
      When it comes to computers:

      People will always punch the monkey.
      People will always install the 'free' toolbar.
      People will always download executable attachments.
      People will always pick one of the 'top 10 easily guessed' passwords
      People will always $STUPID_MOVE_HERE.

      I think we are technologically-informed than we were 10 years ago, just not any wiser in the actual use of it.

    3. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, I was going to point out that most people have some idea of how their car works, and how to do so safely, even if not the actual details, but then I recalled all the crazies driving down the freeway putting on make up, or shaving (I saw some guy doing that last week, talk about asking for a 'close shave'!), etc.

      And then there's my wife, whose car's engine seized a couple of months after we moved into together. When I asked her when her last oil change was, she said (with a straight face), "Two years ago, I think." So I guess I can't really argue with you at all. Sadly.

    4. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      But don't such "free" software make a huge amount of noise (dangerous looking pop-ups everywhere, boot time messages etc.) when they stop working? That is the whole business opportunity for which McAfee pays Dell (et al), right?

      But maybe I need to read this How Do You Get Users To Read Error Messages?

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    5. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      I'm running a free copy of McAffe provided by VMWare Fusion... and it screams nice and loud when it's about to expire. They also have a habit of pushing an updated Fusion just short of the 1-year mark so that it's easy to restart to the trial clock.

    6. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I asked her when her last oil change was, she said (with a straight face), "Two years ago, I think."

      Cars have a sufficiently user-friendly interface these days that you can do this. Your minimal commitment is to take the car in for a service every N thousand kilometres - and it doesn't matter to you whether they're changing the oil or discombobulating the flux capacitor. Computers aren't at this point yet. (Granted, they're inherently more complex.) A computer-user (on Windows, at least) needs to know about antiviruses, trusted vs untrusted sources of software, etc.

  23. too big to succeed by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

    when you've become so big that you can viably get the government to forcibly extract money from people to facilitate you keeping your market share

  24. WTF? by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Approach the problem of dealing with malware infections like the healthcare industry, and consider using 'general taxation' to pay for inspection and quarantine.

    First off, there are two separate issues, one is that anyone can get sick, and in general, only badly configured -Windows- machines get malware. Yes, you -can- make Mac/Linux malware but other than a few isolated issues they aren't big deals.

    Secondly, the computer industry and the internet should not be taxed! I don't mind paying for -some- taxes because I get benefits because of it, defense, roads, etc. But what positive government involvement in the internet has occurred post-1990? Other than trying to regulate it, crushing internet freedoms and privacy the government hasn't done shit.

    Taxes should be akin to buying something in the store, you pay money, you get benefits. I pay taxes, I get protection, freedom to bear arms, unrestricted freedom of expression, etc. Just like I pay $200 and get a new Wii console.

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    1. Re:WTF? by darien · · Score: 1

      You're right about it being mostly Windows machines that get malware, but since that's 90% of the client market it remains a near-universal problem. As for your comment about taxes paying for benefits, that's exactly what this would be, the benefit being a reduced incidence of malware and all that it facilitiates (including loss of productivity, spam, phishing and information "theft").

  25. Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

    Taxes are already being paid on online transactions and a cut of every bill from your ISP.

    The government can't handle the internet due to incompetence, not lack of money,

    That's pretty funny. What Federal taxes do we pay on online transactions? What cut of the ISP bill does the government get? And are we talking about the same government that created the Internet, or is this monstrously incompetent government a different government?

    Maybe if the government is so incompetent, we should outsource such vital functions as roads and the armed services. Obviously, the private sector should be handling those services too, right? You like toll roads, right? Blackwater can easily do the job of the military, why are we letting the incompetent government protect us?

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    1. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about your ISP, but mine pays about 30% of their net profits as income tax directly to the federal government.

    2. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      That's not true. No corporation pays 30% of net profits as tax.

      My point being, the original post made it sound as if there was a Federal sales tax on online transactions and Internet connectivity.

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    3. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      You know and I both know that the original poster was talking about special taxes on the internet that don't apply everywhere. Income tax affects the ISP just like the corner store.

      Now if the FCC "reforms" USF to include a broadband universal service fee, like they do for landlines and cellphones, then we'll have something to talk about.

      Until then, stop it with the pedantic, anonymous misdirection - it's old even on /.

    4. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by vlm · · Score: 1

      That's pretty funny. What Federal taxes do we pay on online transactions? What cut of the ISP bill does the government get?

      Income tax.

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    5. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      The why not say "ISPs already pay income tax?" Allow me to quote the post I was replying to:

      Taxes are already being paid on online transactions and a cut of every bill from your ISP.

      The government can't handle the internet due to incompetence, not lack of money,

      They don't pay a tax on online transactions, and they don't give a cut out of every bill, they pay income tax like everyone else does.

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    6. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by hclewk · · Score: 1

      What Federal taxes do we pay on online transactions? What cut of the ISP bill does the government get?

      Income Tax. My effective income tax rate is about 20%, so, since my $60 internet bill is not tax deductible, i'm paying about $15 to the federal government for my internet access. Then, you have comcast paying an additional 30% of that income (minus whatever deductions they get) to the federal government as well. Also, just fyi, anything I buy online that is not tax deductible I'm also paying taxes on.

      And are we talking about the same government that created the Internet, or is this monstrously incompetent government a different government?

      Just because they can competently build IT infrastructure, doesn't mean that they can competently handle socio-economic issues of said infrastructure.

      Maybe if the government is so incompetent, we should outsource such vital functions as roads and the armed services.

      First of all, being incompetent in one area does not mean they are incompetent in all areas. Secondly, state governments are in charge of roads, not the federal government. And finally, saying that since the federal government does a great job with the military, so they must do a great job with everything else, is like saying Michael Jordan must be one hell of a brain surgeon.

    7. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by pentalive · · Score: 1

      That same tax is paid by every business so it is not a "network" tax.

    8. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      Uhm, the Federal Interstate Highway system isn't Federal?

      Nothing I've said is anywhere near as ludicrous and unsupported as the assertion that the government is universally incompetent. I presented evidence of government competence, but I guess the fact of government incompetence is so obvious to some people that no evidence need be provided?

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    9. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by hclewk · · Score: 1

      Uhm, the Federal Interstate Highway system isn't Federal?

      Uhm, no. The federal government pays the states to build/maintain it.

    10. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by kramerd · · Score: 1

      That's not true. No corporation pays 30% of net profits as tax.

      Well of course they don't. Net profit is based on after taxes. As for gross profit, profitable corporations pay somewhere between 30-40%. Having worked as an accountant, I can assure you that there are no magical tax breaks allowing corporations to not pay taxes, or to pay ridiculous low amount like 10%. Since you don't believe me, take 10 minutes, go the SEC website, pick 10 companies at random, read their 10k reports, and see how much they paid for the last 5 years. Then look at their 10q reports and see how they planned to pay. I assure you, if they made a profit, they paid somewhere between 30 and 40% in taxes.

    11. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by sjames · · Score: 1

      ISPs are businesses and businesses pay taxes on income. I don't advise privatizing though. The only thing worse than an ineffective government program is a privatized program where the actual (but unstated) objective is to provide as little as they can get away with for the money (as might be expected based on the natural incentives).

      .

    12. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      I suppose they get no credit at all then.

    13. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      And said income taxes on the company translate into a larger bill for each of their customers at the end of each month.
      Wow.
      What a stretch.

    14. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      The US government helped build some chunks of the early internet. Yes.
      It did not however created the Internet all on it's own.
      Lots of governments and private institutions did that.

      It's a stupid little piece of American nationalist myth.

    15. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      I support private ownership of roads and private operation of military. No union works, and no defined benefit pensions.

      Please be less stupid with your future sarcasm.

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    16. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      And the idea that all governments are universally incompetent is a stupid libertarian myth.

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    17. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      All organisations are incompetent until proven otherwise.

      It's not limited to governments.

    18. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      But you won't accept any evidence that the government is not incompetent. You dismiss it as unrelated. Running the Internet is not the same as helping create it. Or putting a man on the moon. Or running the world's largest armed services. Or the planet's largest road network. None of those things are any evidence of competence to you.

      So, I think we can reduce your argument to "Everyone I don't like is incompetent and nothing will change my mind." Well, I don't think you are competent to judge, you've shown yourself to be someone who makes judgments a priori and refuses to accept evidence counter to your beliefs.

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    19. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      But you won't accept any evidence that the government is not incompetent.

      You're making up conversations in your head.

      I only dismissed the retarded and persistent myth that the US government built the internet.

      Running the Internet is not the same as helping create it.Or putting a man on the moon. Or running the world's largest armed services. Or the planet's largest road network.

      Absolutely true.
      Those are very different tasks.

      None of those things are any evidence of competence to you.

      Being able to run a military is evidence of reasonable competence at running a military.
      Being able to build a lot of roads is evidence that the road building department is competent at building roads.

      So, I think we can reduce your argument to "Everyone I don't like is incompetent and nothing will change my mind." Well, I don't think you are competent to judge, you've shown yourself to be someone who makes judgments a priori and refuses to accept evidence counter to your beliefs.

      huh.
      about 90% of this conversation seems to have taken place only in your head.
      Either provide a transcript or seek psychiatric help.

    20. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      Meh, sorry, rereading the thread, it wasn't actually you that said those things.

      Interesting, though, you take the same tack as the other fellow here in your reply. Incompetence is the default state, any evidence of competence is only evidence of competence in that one area, and no evidence of general competence.

      I am reminded of the bit from Monty Python's Life of Brian, "All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us? "

      Let's go back to your original claim, "The government can't handle the internet due to incompetence, not lack of money."

      In what way is the government 'not handling the Internet?'

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    21. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      It's called being a cynic.

      I honestly believe there's plenty of things the government is better suited for(less incompetent at) than private enterprise.

      and no evidence of general competence

      Individuals can prove reasonably general competence.
      Organisations I'm less trusting of.

      In what way is the government 'not handling the Internet?'

      I don't think anyone can without destroying elements of the net I like.
      I prefer the current internet even with the botnets, the trolls, the scammers, the spammers etc over what it's being turned into by governments in countries who try to take control of the net with results very similar to what you get when a fat man tries to control an ant colony with a sledgehammer.

      To police the internet they have to understand it enough to control it.
      If it is allowed to constantly change and develop with new layers of abstraction and technology as it has for the last few decades then it becomes harder or even impossible to understand enough to control.
      I fully expect one of the early steps to policing the internet to be attempts at outlawing or regulating(outlawing) darknets and other layers of abstraction which are hard to police or control.

    22. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      Real cynics do not believe or disbelieve things. They suppose things, and they wonder. You are not a cynic as you have very strong beliefs, i.e. 'The government is incompetent.' Cynicism is an actual, real philosophy, and not just the idea that everything sucks. The philosophy that everything is bad is known as 'laziness,' as it is really just an excuse not to care about anything.

      However, I agree with the rest of your statements. I was never actually arguing for more government regulation of the Internet, you know.

      However, i don't see this as regulation of the Internet, I see this as described, like vaccinations. Would enough people have gotten vaccinated to make a difference unless it were mandated? I think not. The concept of Herd Immunity applies to the online ecosystem as well.

      In short, if we compare this proposal to anything, we should compare it to the vaccination programs enacted by the government, which have been remarkably successful. Seen anyone with polio lately? I for one would put up with a government mandated 'shot' for my computer if it meant no more viruses, and based on similar government programs in the past, I have no reason to believe this would be unsuccessful.

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    23. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Thing is (away from anything about this being government mandated or not etc) that putting an AV on every machine won't achieve much of anything at all.

      Even the best AV programs have an estimated 20% hit rate(not miss rate):
      http://webtorque.org/wp-content/uploads/malware_biz.pdf

      The malware industry is organised and capable.
      The kids who used to write viruses that made your mouse pointer into a penis and played sex noises over the speakers have grown up.
      Now they're professionals who aren't going to do anything unless there's cash in it for them.

      0-day exploits can be sold for fairly large sums of money.
      Botnet herders have embraced outsourcing.
      They employ coders who are often just as capable as anyone working for the AV companies.

      If anything a mandated AV system would be worse since then they have one standardised target to attack.
      (The more capable botnets also act as AV systems to clean their competitors off the machines they infect, gotta cut out the competition after all)

      If you want a virus free internet you need to require everything be coded in the style of qmail which has it's own massive downsides(reduced functionality, increased dev time,massively increased cost, etc etc).

      malware is here to stay.
      Writing laws that say everyone has to have a copy of norton on their machine won't do much of anything to help.

    24. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      Boy, you are right, writing laws that say everyone has to have a copy of Norton on... wait a minute! That's not anything like what we were talking about!

      The proposal was not for 'one mandated AV system.' FTFA:

      That means fighting the bad guys at several levels, he said. "Just like we do defense in depth in IT, we have to do defense in depth in [hacking] response."

      "I actually think the health care model ... might be an interesting way to think about the problem," Charney said. With medical diseases, there are education programs, but there are also social programs to inspect people and quarantine the sick.

      Defense in depth. Detection of, not local virus activity, but actual networked bot-net activity, and quarantine. Call me naive, but this sounds like a good idea. We already call them viruses and worms, why not take a page from the medical playbook? And taxation was only one method proposed to pay for it.

      Imagine if doctors had said, "polio is here to stay,' and given up.

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    25. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Given your low userid I'm going to assume you're familiar with the old slashdot spam checklist.
      run down through that list and check all that apply since it's a closely related problem.

      The botnets can communicate any way you can so any system which restricts or filters how they can communicate also restricts how you or any users can communicate.
      Any inspection of traffic has to inspect your communications too ... which is of course open to blatant abuse.

      Imagine if doctors had said, "we can't force medical treatment on people against their will"

    26. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      We do force medical treatments on people, it's called vaccination and you need to get it if you want to go to public schools. Same thing could apply if you want to get on the Internet. Not one size fits all, obviously, but what would it hurt to require people to have some kind of protection? And what would it hurt to require ISPs to scan for known worms and bot-nets and quarantine those infected?

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    27. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      While we're requiring the ISP's and customers to do things ....

      would it hurt to require people to have some kind of monitoring program?
      And what would it hurt to require ISPs to scan for certain keywords in communications or filter websites or other channels of communication we don't like?

      Also on a practical note rather than a philosophical one:
      scanning/filtering like you describe falls under "Enumerating Badness"
      http://www.ranum.com/security/computer_security/editorials/dumb/

    28. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, both those things would hurt people, by infringing on their privacy. Moreover, these things would not help anyone. The scheme being discussed provides benefits to the participants, unlike the examples in the straw man argument you present.

      Also note that this was never proposed as a total fix for anything, but rather as a part of a 'defense in depth' strategy.

      Your basic argument, as presented, seems to be 'I don't think this will work,' but rather than explaining why you think it won't work, you've provided links and made reference to other people's thinking on vaguely related topics.

      However, your real argument seems to be 'I don't want people telling me what to do.' As for that idea, see my sig.

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    29. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      And, too be very clear, there are two issues under discussion, and it doesn't pay to confuse the two. The first is, 'Should we have some kind of coordinated response to malware, with mandatory scanning and quarantining of infected computers.' This is a political question.

      The second question is, 'How should we do that?' That is a technical question. Issues that you may have with a given technical implementation are simply uninformed. Not being snarky here, because no one is informed, the proposal itself is vague on the technical details. So, all your technical challenges to the idea are a waste of time.

      I've countered your challenges to the first question, which boils down to 'Nobody is competent until proven competent, and nobody has done this before, therefore, the government is not competent to do this.' I've provided examples of government competence in related technical areas. Sure, you haven't accepted those arguments, but you also haven't successfully rebutted them.

      But I've got to be honest with you here, I've been playing devil's advocate and arguing for the sake of a good argument. I don't really feel very strongly either way. You could be right, this could be a colossal waste of time, or lead to even worse things. Or it could work like the polio vaccine worked, and we could be done with spam, viruses, and malware forever. I really don't know.

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    30. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Oh I can see your points. They make sense, I just don't like where that road leads.

      I don't really want to see a "war on bots" persecuted in the same manner as the "war on drugs".
      The internet survives just fine even with malware and viruses.

      From a technical point of view I think we'd achieve vastly more with a few far more simple steps rather than blanket legislation forcing everyone to have antivirus software.

      1:
      Make companies partially liable for security failures in their software when paying customers get infected.
      No more eulas saying they take no responsibility for the quality of the product you paid for.
      Consider selling a software product with a significant number of security bugs similar to selling a car with faulty breaks.
      Software can't be made perfect but this would make the code benefit analysis for the extra dev time far better.

      Of course there are problems with this but I consider them to be less severe than the problems with the government screening all my traffic to make sure I'm not trying to hack anyone.

      2:
      Teach coders and admins better security practices. Seriously, most coders I know consider security to be something for other people to worry about.
      Programmers and comp sci grads who think that because the AV scan didn't find anything that means the program they just downloaded is perfectly safe to run.

    31. Re:Is this the same Government that created it? by spun · · Score: 1

      Those are both practical and sensible ideas I support fully. No other product comes with such freedom from responsibility for the manufacturer. In any other discipline, engineers can be held personally liable for the failures of their products. Safety and reliability are taught as first principles, not afterthoughts.

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  26. Unfair characterisation by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    FTS -

    Approach the problem of dealing with malware infections like the healthcare industry...

    I know most healthcare systems are BAD, but classifying them as malware is going a little far, isn't it ?

    1. Re:Unfair characterisation by sjames · · Score: 1

      Given the side effects for some drugs, I'm not so sure.

  27. I have a better idea by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1

    Now that we are in the business of popping out silly ideas, then why not hold commercial software accountable for their own security bugs in their products and make them liable to civil damages. All engineering fields have that, why not IT? If we need to solve a problem then we impose incentives to eliminate it. No one will ever eliminate a security problem by subsidizing an industry which relies on security problems for it's livelihood.

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    1. Re:I have a better idea by bugi · · Score: 1

      The problem is that few parts of IT are even remotely engineering disciplines just yet. Maybe start by enforcing accountability for certain embedded applications like controls systems.

  28. But I already paid the tax... by brianwells · · Score: 1

    ... I bought a Mac.

    Others I know paid the tax by installing Linux instead of using the Windows OS that shipped with their computer.

    If they want to add a tax, perhaps they should refund those of us who do not use Windows.

    1. Re:But I already paid the tax... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      You don't think that Macs and Linux machines are unhackable, do you? It's just that XP was so easy to hack, and had such a huge market share, that you'd be foolish to hack other systems.

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    2. Re:But I already paid the tax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You don't think that Macs and Linux machines are unhackable, do you? It's just that XP was so easy to hack, and had such a huge market share, that you'd be foolish to hack other systems.

      Even when you do manage to find an unpatched vulnerability on a unix-like system that you can remotely exploit to run arbitrary code, you're still unable to access anything in the system outside of the security context of the software that you've exploited. So you can't access any users' personal files (unless that user was the one running the program you exploited, then you can access their stuff but nobody else's), you can't modify system files, or anything else since most people running those systems run their software under limited user accounts. When exploiting windows machines, it's pretty rare that the software you've exploited turns out to be running under a limited user account. In those situations you then need to find another vulnerability that you can exploit to escalate your privileges, and unfortunately those vulnerabilities are taken much more seriously on unix-like operating systems where they are patched as quickly as they are discovered. At least with a Windows box, if you do come into one of those rare situations where the user is security conscious, there are many more local privilege escalation vulnerabilities to choose from and they aren't patched very quickly to say the least.

      So, yeah, one would be quite foolish to be targeting other systems while there are so many easy targets that, even when their owners attempt to secure them, are still trivial to compromise by comparison.

  29. no tax - accountability by bingbong · · Score: 1

    I would prefer that software vendors be held accountable for their products. Every other industry is.

    Though this is what former Cyber Security Czar Richard Clarke said at Blackhat in Vegas around 2003, and well... look what happened to his career after that.

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    1. Re:no tax - accountability by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course, other industries are NOT held responsible for failures that are caused maliciously. For example, if someone blows up a bridge, we don't hold it's designer responsable for not making it bomb proof.

      Here's an idea, why not create some organization that goes after the spam gangs who break the law? We could call it......law enforcement! Then they can confiscate the spammer's profits to pay for the operation.

  30. Last I Knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet was not a basic subsitance... nuff said.

  31. Why am I not surprised? by hotcorrado169 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft would.

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  32. inspection and quarantine by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    This via door to door searches?

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    1. Re:inspection and quarantine by emilper · · Score: 1

      No, they will install monitoring software that authenticates you to the ISP when you connect to the network, sends reports to a central server and answers to queries from that central server. If you don't have proper protection software installed, you get cut off from all the internet except a few sites where you can acquire basic protection software to use in emergencies.

      Of course, protection software will have to be tested and approved by an organization similar with the FDA: the Computers and Internet Administration. Testing would take a few month at first, but soon testing will take years, cost billions, and will not guarantee protection against all malware, so you will keep paying the Internet Protection Tax, but also you'll have optional and costly Internet Insurance Fees that will allow you install protection software against specific types of internet worms, computer viruses and firmware bacteria (new type of malware residing in firmware ROMs, which got there during manufacturing and which could not be removed without bricking the component involved: protection software targeting "computer bacteria" would only prevent them from infecting other computers or interfering with normal computer usage). Computer owner will be required to contract such insurance and install the software before being allowed to connect to networks other than those belonging to their "home" ISP or before being allowed to use phones.

      Operating systems will have to get tested and approved by the Computers and Internet Administration, too.

    2. Re:inspection and quarantine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed it! This is not about the tax, that's a smoke screen. It is the inspection and nobody talks about it until it is too late. The inspection will be done by a mandatory government back door in your computer - no internet connection without it. An while they are inspecting everything on your computer is "in plain sight": That includes besides your illegal movies and music also your recent purchases over the internet. Did you pay the sales tax?

  33. We're taxed to pay for positive externalities. by spun · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't look at this as paying for someone else's mistakes, but as a way to cover the cost of the benefit to us. We all would benefit from reduced spam, scams and malware, we all should pay. Given that spam makes up over 80% of Internet traffic, we could all download far more porn, far more quickly were spam to disappear.

    This couldn't possibly lead to people caring any less than they already do. Sure, I would love to tax only the people who actually get a virus, but getting rid of the malware is more important than making idiots pay for something they don't understand.

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    1. Re:We're taxed to pay for positive externalities. by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that stat? I've read (in Technology Review a few years ago) that spam can represent 70+% of email messages, but not that it eats 80% of total bandwidth. If you've got a source for that I'd love to see it - sounds high to me, so I'm curious where that number comes from! Thanks..

    2. Re:We're taxed to pay for positive externalities. by spun · · Score: 1

      I think if you smell the numbers, you can guess where I pulled them from. They were for the purpose of illustrating my point about positive externalities and therefore I wasn't too concerned about accuracy. The point would be just as valid with any reasonable numbers plugged in.

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    3. Re:We're taxed to pay for positive externalities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "benefit to us"

      "getting rid of the malware"

      You are naive to think that legislation and taxation could ever accomplish such a benefit.

    4. Re:We're taxed to pay for positive externalities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were for the purpose of illustrating my point about positive externalities and therefore I wasn't too concerned about accuracy.

      If you need made up numbers to "illustrate" your point, then what good is your point?

      The point would be just as valid with any reasonable numbers plugged in.

      Reasonable, being that which supports the pre-conceived conclusions, right?

    5. Re:We're taxed to pay for positive externalities. by spun · · Score: 1

      I don't need to make up numbers to support my point, dipshit, the numbers are irrelevant to the point. Thought I made that clear, but I see we have a short bus crowd with us today so I guess I should use simpler words. The whole 'spam/porn' line was a fucking JOKE, idiot.

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  34. Quarantine... by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 1

    In today's healthcare system, one who pays for insurance can generally opt to go or not to go to the doctor if he or she is ill. However, if somebody is deemed extremely infectious or a harm to his/herself or others, there is precedent for authorities to force a person to accept treatment and quarantine. I think that people are less likely to address computer security concerns (particularly computers which are being used as bots to attack or spam others) than illness in their actual person. So what would be the end outcome? The potential that one's computer could be confiscated for cleaning? Certainly admirable from a security standpoint, but a gross violation of privacy and personal property as we know it today. This would take a tremendous rethinking of how critical our network infrastructure is to society and the liability of individuals for computer security. I personally would not want my computer removed from my home if I were to get an infection which I myself could clean within an hour or two. This opens the door to some interesting interpretations of the law and public defense.

  35. I don't run anti-virus by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    OK, I admit it's mostly an experiment for me to see what happens, but I also took offense to the endless popups from the McAfee software that was installed on my netbook when I purchased it.

    I don't tend to read email on the machine so it's not too susceptable to a bad attachment. I do download OSS goodies like Gimp, but I tend to only get them from places I trust, like sourceforge. I do use windows update. So I'll find out in a year or so if I really should have used the anti-virus. I suspect that the machine is faster without it and quite frankly I don't think I felt that using it removed all risk from malware.

    I operate the PC from behind a firewall so right now I suspect the biggest threat is from infected usb thumb drives.

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    1. Re:I don't run anti-virus by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I've cleaned up a few of such "experiments" and that's all OK so long as you are ready to reformat and reinstall the lot at a moments notice and if you never type in anything you would like to be kept secret (such as a credit card number).
      MS Windows by design assumes that it can trust just about anything it is told to do. If you don't run antivirus just keep that in mind and be ready to operate under the assumption that anything you type could be read by someone that wants to empty your bank accounts.

  36. Wordplay is no reasoning. by eepok · · Score: 1

    We may *refer* to it as computer "care" and computer "health", but that doesn't mean it's anywhere near the importance of human healthcare. I think it's more in line with vehicle care than human health care and in that same vein, should we then have universal car repair? Computers are devices upon which we rely greatly.

    There should be no universal tax for someone (oh, gee... maybe Microsoft?) to delve into our computer, stumbling across private information, all in the name of "health". If I can fix my own car without cost to anyone, if I can fix my own computer without cost to anyone, then I will do it.

    I think the previous posters have it right: Tie an optional service to the ISP and call it a day. Have such a service provide regular scans and alerts. In severe cases, quarantine the computer. But it should ALL be optional.

    1. Re:Wordplay is no reasoning. by eepok · · Score: 1

      Apparently, I forgot some words: "Computers are devices upon which we rely greatly, but not so much as our bodies and as such it follows that they don't require the same universal care."

  37. Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I run Mac OS X, you insensitive clod! Why should I pay to clean up YOUR CRAPPY OS?

    Hey, here's an idea: Why not fix WINDOWS so it's not such promiscuous virus/trojan/worm whore?

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    1. Re:Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Wait, you can't get a trojan on your MacOS?

      How does your OS determine that it is a trojan and not a remote control app that you want to install?
      How does your OS determine that it is a spambot and not a regular IRC bot?
      How does your OS determine that it is a file stealing malware and not a filesharing app?

    2. Re:Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Wait, you can't get a trojan on your MacOS?"

      I Can't. I don't know about you, pathetic loser troll. I NEVER access the Net as root. I NEVER click on attachments that claim to be "NAKED PICS OF (female athlete name here)" and my email app, Eudora, never ever automatically opens attachments or open URLs in Internet Explorer.

      "How does your OS determine that it is a trojan and not a remote control app that you want to install?"

      I don't use 'remote control apps".

      "How does your OS determine that it is a spambot and not a regular IRC bot?"

      I NEVER use IRC.

      "How does your OS determine that it is a file stealing malware and not a filesharing app?""

      I use Transmission as my BitTorrent Client and I ALWAYS have Little Snitch active when online.

      In my decades of using Macs, I have encountered exactly ONE virus. It was on a used Color Classic I purchased. The freeware
      AV app ' Disinfectant ' cleaned it right up.

      Any more questions, pathetic loser troll?

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    3. Re:Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      I Can't. I don't know about you, pathetic loser troll. I NEVER access the Net as root. I NEVER click on attachments that claim to be "NAKED PICS OF (female athlete name here)" and my email app, Eudora, never ever automatically opens attachments or open URLs in Internet Explorer.

      Let's see... while I access the net as admin, my browsers of choice are Opera and FF. I use IE only for Windows Update (WinXP still does updates using IE). I use Gmail with Firefox (with noscript and abp installed), it also does not open attachments automatically or open URLs in IE.

      I don't use 'remote control apps".

      I do. Since I did not buy a Mac and I built most of my PCs myself, I have more than one computer. I have a KVM switch, but sometimes it is more convenient to just use remote control. Also, I can use VPN to connect to my network froum outside my home using my laptop.

      I NEVER use IRC.

      Great. But can your OS distinguish a bad IRC bot from a good one? Unless it can, in that regard it's no better than Windows.

      I use Transmission [transmissionbt.com] as my BitTorrent Client and I ALWAYS have Little Snitch [obdev.at] active when online.

      And I use uTorrent, but that's not the point of my question. You imply that MacOS is safer and that it cannot have malware. Then it must be able to distinguish between Transmission and some program that steals your data and prevent the program from stealing your data. Unless it does that, it's the same as Windows.

      In conclusion, it seems that to be safe with MacOS you need to be careful where you click on, what sites you visit and what programs you run. Just like Windows.

      If MacOS had 90% of desktop OS market and the users were the same (who do click on an attachment claiming to be "NAKED PICS OF (female athlete name here)" ) the computers would be infected just as Windows PCs are now.

    4. Re:Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Nice try at trolling, pathetic loser troll.

      EPIC FAIL!

      But a nice try, nonetheless.

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    5. Re:Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Windows fanboys with mod points modding down someone comparing the Mac OS to their beloved Windows.

      A reaction as inevitable as day following night.

      But no where NEAR as illuminating.

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  38. who better to suggest a tax on computers by Locutus · · Score: 1

    And I'd bet that they are also offering to collect that tax and manage it and the "cleaning" process.

    You know, Linux CDs are free. And, if our schools would get off their butts and realize their students would have an advantage if they were using and learning from open source software then there would also be a huge supply of cheap and eager youngsters ready to clean off the infected Windows botnets and install a version of GNU/Linux. No tax required. Oh wait, our gov and businesses are financially and secretly tied to Microsoft Windows so this kind of thing would also be a threat to them. Is this democracy at work or what.

    And all you AC Microserfs can suck dry toast with your dumbass posts. flame on.

    LoB

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  39. A carbon-trade approach might be better... by feranick · · Score: 1

    If I smoke, I am at risk, so my premium goes up. If I use MS products the same applies. Why should I be taxed if i am already conscious and proactive about being safe?

    Why not using something similar to a carbon-trade approach. Say you use Linux or Macs, you are already contributing to a safer environment. You can sell your shares to more "polluting" users (of MS products). That would be more fair, and in honesty more appropriate.

  40. From what font of wisdom did you pull that nugget? by Marrow · · Score: 1

    So a fully patched system (ie. contains patches for the known vulns) is unhackable? Then
    why oh why would they ever need to patch ever again? Fun?

    And its not even the known vulns that are patched. Just the ones they felt like addressing
    in this release.

    And how are these patches protecting against other threats that are not related to specific
    software defects, but to built in weaknesses brought on by poor design decisions. Things
    that we know are close to being defective design, but cannot be patched because it would
    mean re-writing the whole thing from scratch and orphaning the software applications.

  41. A disk, not a tax... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    If people received a Windows install disk with their computer, they would be able to wipe and re-install the OS whenever it got too crudded up.

    Windows is full of security holes. Including free anti-virus (Windows Security Essentials), instead of making it a download, and making it harder to
    install malware without a user's knowledge, would go along way towards fixing a completely preventable problem.

    Windows' susceptibility to malware is solely Microsoft's fault, and well within their ability to remedy. *They* should be paying the tax, not their customers.

    Apple's OS X, Linux, BSD and Solaris seem not to have this huge malware problem.

  42. This could work, but only if done fairly by chaoskitty · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft OSes are responsible for 99% of all infections, then if they pay for 99% of the tax, that'd work.

  43. Slippery slope to world internet domination by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    This attack has been 10 years in the making. It is the oldest trick in the book: Create a problem, manage the solution. Microsoft created the problem by producing an intentionally defective by design product, that led to the creation of massive the botnets. Now they want to manage the solution.

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  44. Taxes? Get the banks to pay for it! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    The banks have all our tax money. How about the banks are made to pay for virus cleanup?

  45. Pardon? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    "...and consider using 'general taxation' to pay for inspection and quarantine."

    Inspection?

    Of what, and by what means?

    I hope this isn't what my paranoid, overly-cynical mind is translating it as.

    Maybe the concern should not be so much about the idea of taxation, but what those taxes are actually going to be spent on.

  46. So... by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    A corporation builds an OS that is on 90% of all personal computers and is the root entry/cause for most of the viruses out there but they have no desire to make it secure so they just want the gov to introduce a tax onto the same consumer they sold this OS to? WTF?

    Simpler answer would be for the GOV to create a mailing compaign advising the people to switch to a more securely designed OS to save on taxes.

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  47. Don't tax me bro, I use Linux by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    That'd be like getting an environmental surcharge on riding a bicycle.

    (But hey, I'm tempted to agree with taxing IE/Outlook.)

  48. 'C' drive and registry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    * I always click the "advanced" button when I install software, because that's where they hide the fact that they're installing a bunch of extra shit I don't want.

    And to change the default drive from 'C' to something else.

    'C' drive for OS, other drives for applications. I don't know what good it'll do me because if the 'C' drive goes, so does the registry and I think just about all of my installations of applications would have to be installed again anyway. The '.ini' file worked great in previous versions of Windows and OS/2 - geeze!

    If the guy at MS who invented the registry is reading this, would you please commit Seppuku with a plastic picnic knife? Thank you.

    Oh, you don't have to take out your family, the shame you brought on your family and ancestors for the next millennia is more than punishment enough.

    1. Re:'C' drive and registry. by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      And to change the default drive from 'C' to something else.

      'C' drive for OS, other drives for applications.

      Better yet, kill your C:\ drive altogether. The last time I installed windows on my computer it resided on the respectable K:\ drive. Never had a single problem besides having to change C:\ to K:\ when I installed software (it's amazing how much is hardcoded into installation files).

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  49. Haven't we all paid enough MS tax? by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    Isn't the solution switching to more reliable and secure OS?

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    1. Re:Haven't we all paid enough MS tax? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Yea, to hell with gamers - we don't need their kind in our brave new world!

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  50. such a tax would at least make it official by mugurel · · Score: 1

    that all those bucks spent on an MS license only entitle you to a bug-ridden, unsafe operating system.

  51. Speaking for all OS X users: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking for all OS X users: Microsoft, go eat a dick. Howsabout we just tack $30 onto every Windows license to clean up *your* security problems?

    1. Re:Speaking for all OS X users: by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      $30 that can't be a cost transferred to consumers, in any way. You tack $30 on without the proviso that the costs can't be inferred to the consumer in any way and you invite Microsoft to raise the cost of Windows by $60.

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  52. What a scheme by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    Write shit code, make the world pay to clean it up..

  53. Not like health care at all by junglebeast · · Score: 1

    I have an idea. How about a tax for shoe shining, because some people want their shoes shined but they don't want to pay 25 cents for it, and they are too lazy to do it themselves. That would be about equivalent. Read on....

    It's necessary to charge a tax for health care because people get sick and we it's considered inhumane to leave those people out on the street to die. Therefore, we heal them, and taxes foot the bill.

    Computer malware is another issue entirely. First of all there is nothing inhumane about not cleaning someone's computer of malware when they can't afford it. They won't die from it.

    Second of all computer viruses can be avoided by following good practices unlike health care related issues which eventually happen to everyone.

    Finally, there is no need to pay a professional to fix the problem because anyone can simply reformat their machine or buy a new one if they are too lazy.

    Finally x2, it is not a service that benefits everyone. Namely those people who follow good practices and don't ever get viruses, or are willing to spend the few hours to reformat when it does happen, shouldn't be forced to pay for those people who are too lazy to insert CD and click reinstall.

    So really, there is no need for a forced tax for malware cleanup...worst idea ever,and I think it is unconstitutional to ask taxpayers to pay for someone else's laziness and incompetence.

  54. Coming at it from the wrong way by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Rather than taxing everyone before the fact it would make more sense to have ISPs tax the owners of infected computers. The government can develop a Snort-like product and mandate that ISPs use it. Any users that generate more than X number of alerts in Y period of time get charged. There would need to be some verification and appeal processes to weed out false positives.

    If such an implementation is too expensive for a single ISP, move it up the chain. Monitor the peering points. Allow ISPs to tax each other on a quarterly basis. The ISPs that get taxed can figure out a way to pass on the costs to their customers.

    Personally I'm against the whole idea. A tax requires some sort of monitoring. I don't like the idea of being monitored. If nothing else it adds latency and degrades the connection.

  55. Nonono! by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

    Telling politicians they could solve a problem with a tax is like telling a guy with a hammer "Say, that sure looks like a nail over there"

  56. Arrogance and Irony by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does it seem rather arrogant and ironic that the OS and browser creator behind 99% of the worlds infected hosts is suggesting a tax to help rid the world of...infected hosts?

    Nothing like a little "hey, look over here!" to get eyes and ears off root cause analysis.

    God forbid we ask THAT company to simply make a more secure product. What the fuck was I thinking...

    1. Re:Arrogance and Irony by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that a song by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson?

      Arrogancy and Irony,
      Live together in perfect harmony.
      Side by side on my computer keyboard
      oh lord,
      Why don't we?

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  57. Re:From what font of wisdom did you pull that nugg by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Most massive attacks happen after the problem has been patched because a patch is a notice to the bad guys something was wrong, and then they can backsolve for what changed, and from that learn what the whole was.

    Sure, somebody could attack you with an unrevealed risk but that's a whole lot less likely. And if there is a massive 0-day flaw exploit, you can be sure Microsoft will get on that case quickly.

  58. MS can pay to fix their own problems by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Unless the tax is used to remove Windows and replace it with Linux there is no way I'd ever accept something like that.

  59. There's A Level Of Absurd Gall and Audacity by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    At which things stop being offensive and start being worthy of a Monty Python sketch.

  60. This is like... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    This is like taxing my Honda to pay for the Toyota recall.

    It's patently ridiculous; but in this rent-seeking based corpocracy, it doesn't surprise me that they'd try it.

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  61. How about we tax MS instead? by Dracos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The company who is nearly single handedly the reason why there is an anti-virus industry wants a tax to pay for malware removal? F#$% off.

    We should fine MS $1000 for every infection on systems running their software. IE and Outlook exploits could probably pay off the US national debt in 10 years.

    1. Re:How about we tax MS instead? by xous · · Score: 1

      I agree that Microsoft through either negligence or incompetence has caused a lot of these problems but they have made what I believe to be good steps to resolve this issue with UAC. Internet service providers should be responsible for disconnecting infected hosts and forcing their clients to properly maintain their systems. If a ISP chooses not to do anything about the issue they can simply be null routed.

  62. I can't be the only one to think this, but.... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    ...how about we tax Microsoft? How many of these security problems over the past 15 years were based on bad design decisions, and how many were inevitable?

    And while we're at it, Adobe deserves a levy also.

    Of course, if the majority of these security problems were essentially unforseeable by anybody, then why not encourage the ISPs to take the reins and do what needs to be done.

    Oh, no, that doesn't make any sense...

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  63. Discounted???? by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    "... if the charges were discounted ..."

    Fsck that, no charge or even better, a credit.

    All my systems are Linux, why should I have to pay even one cent because Micro$oft can't get their F'ing act together and J. Sixpack McPornbrowser is an idiot?

  64. Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually the registry was a rather benign concept. It was originally designed to host OS settings in a convenient central location (with redundancy ofcource) to enable easier migration from PC to PC, easier group policy management, etc

    Apps ofcource were too lazy to come up with their own damn 'INI files'-equivalent and abused the registry to store their own mess. System "tweaker" and other "cleaner" programs started to fuck with internal windows settings that Microsoft had no plans to expose to the end user causing even more problems. Thus its became this giant cluster-fuck that it is now, primarily because of backwards compatibility and previous strategic mistakes on the part of MS.

    They should have kept the registry API hidden and not allowed apps to write their shit all over the place (ofcource 95 was a shitty OS and didn't have ACL like features, therefore forcing MS to have XP run as Admin by default to allow access to the entire object manager namespace for all programs)

    This backlog of poor decisions finally caught up with them and they had to 'take a hit' (PR wise) finally with vista and the draconian UAC forcing app vendors to write apps w/o assuming admin privileges. Better late than never I'd say...

    1. Re:Ah.. the registry. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "They should have kept the registry API hidden and not allowed apps to write their shit all over the place"

      Sure, cause the last thing you want applications to do is store configuration information in the application configuration database.

    2. Re:Ah.. the registry. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Actually the registry was a rather benign concept. It was originally designed to host OS settings in a convenient central location (with redundancy ofcource) to enable easier migration from PC to PC, easier group policy management, etc

      That's a bunch of nonsense. It never, ever worked anything like that.

      That may have been the concept, sure. But the implementation was nothing like that, and for all intents and purposes, was 100% the opposite.

      I'm not sure where the redundancy idea comes from in your post. I've seen more than a few Windows systems fucked over by just one or two registry keys doing the wrong thing. The fact that the path to said registry keys is cryptic and over 100 characters long doesn't help.

      The ability to distribute registry settings (and to enforce them) via Active Directory is indeed nice. It's a necessity for such an operating system. But honestly, the concept has been implemented for decades longer than Microsoft has been around, and better: the almighty /etc does its job just fine (BSDs with its "two etc directories" and other such crazies withstanding). If you want to diverge, things can be configured on a per-user or group basis without much issue.

      Done right, and the only two things you've got to migrate when moving from one system to another (should be) /etc and /home.

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    3. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure where the redundancy idea comes from in your post. I've seen more than a few Windows systems fucked over by just one or two registry keys doing the wrong thing. The fact that the path to said registry keys is cryptic and over 100 characters long doesn't help.

      Well the redundancy comes from the fact that the registry was backed up on every successful boot allowing you to restore it when things got fucked up. I don't see why its automatically "nonsense" because you had some problems that you fail to give specifics for.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Registry#Backups_and_recovery

      Also, Changing 'one or two' keys can and will fuck up Windows. Thats the point. Because it hosts critical OS settings, If you delete specific keys, say for e.g. If you disable a driver that is required for boot, you can hose your system.

      But that would be the equivalent of deleting /etc/fstab , mtab or corrupting /boot/grub/grub.cfg.

    4. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

      Well, they should have kept application configuration information separate from critical OS settings. Having them share the same space was a mistake. Also, since the registry was required to be loaded into memory (atleast partially) on boot, having a bloated registry makes the bootup longer as file parsing becomes slower, etc. Basically MS shot themselves in the foot by not thinking ahead on 'what could possibly go wrong'.

    5. Re:Ah.. the registry. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Not that I use windows much, but few of my experiences with it taught me very different things.

      convenient central location (with redundancy ofcource) to enable easier migration from PC to PC, easier group policy management, etc

      1. Convenient? Never felt it to be so. Reason follows.

      2. Migration? I have yet been unable to do so. Say, when one PC becomes bloated, slow and generally hell, I want to re-install onto another PC/partition. How would I migrate the essential settings but leave behind the bloat?

      I also feel that this "obfuscation" of complicating the registry is deliberate on the part of Microsoft. Else, what business does a genuine system registry value have, to carry a value like : "7c5f219b67516f24" ? This suggests that user-unfriendliness was the very goal of Microsoft in designing the system.

      On the other hand for unixes: even a file like /etc/passwd has quite a user-friendly structure. A user can edit it with some confidence. Its man page is remarkably simpler than the help files describing registry values like "7c5f219b67516f24". Moreover, most such cryptic values are not even described in help files on the system and one typically needs a working internet connection to be able to debug it. Lack of an internet connection might very well be the reason why you are trying to debug it in the first place.

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    6. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

      2. Migration? I have yet been unable to do so. Say, when one PC becomes bloated, slow and generally hell, I want to re-install onto another PC/partition. How would I migrate the essential settings but leave behind the bloat?

      I found it in a few seconds by going to support.microsoft.com and searching for "migrate windows vista settings" which brought up http://support.microsoft.com/kb/928634 as the first hit.

      I guess that was too hard :P

      I also feel that this "obfuscation" of complicating the registry is deliberate on the part of Microsoft. Else, what business does a genuine system registry value have, to carry a value like : "7c5f219b67516f24" ? This suggests that user-unfriendliness was the very goal of Microsoft in designing the system.

      If you bothered to read what I wrote before hitting reply, you'd know that the registry was an designed to be internal storage for OS settings and not meant to be user editable. At-least that was case initially 18 years ago.

      The registry has a (weakish) type system, so quoting some random value as unfriendly is pointless. The registry also supports binary values. You might as well say "011001101110" is user-unfriendly.

      Also your argument seems to be "I cant think of any reason why X is the case, therefore it must be because of reason Y". Most people wouldn't bother to reply to such a defective argument.

      On the other hand for unixes: even a file like /etc/passwd has quite a user-friendly structure. A user can edit it with some confidence. Its man page is remarkably simpler than the help files describing registry values like "7c5f219b67516f24". Moreover, most such cryptic values are not even described in help files on the system and one typically needs a working internet connection to be able to debug it. Lack of an internet connection might very well be the reason why you are trying to debug it in the first place.

      The registry was never mean't to be seen by end-users. Clearly /etc/* files were meant to be user editable as all of them are plain-text. The registry is not plain-text. In fact its a binary blob. There are several trade-offs of w.r.t. binary files and plain-text files. One very basic one is to do with load times. plain-text files require processing before they can be used. Whereas you could just dump a block of memory holding a few C structures containing OS settings to a binary file and just read them back on bootup minimizing CPU time. I imagine 18 years ago CPU time came at a high premium.

      Anyway, I personally prefer plain-text files because I'm a nerd. However I'd much rather want my mom double clicking on a .reg file to merge settings into the registry rather than loading /etc/foo.cfg in gedit and potentially screwing things.

    7. Re:Ah.. the registry. by bernywork · · Score: 1

      You've never actually read the Windows UI and programming design guides have you?

      It was originally designed to host OS settings in a convenient central location

      Actually from Wikipedia "Windows registry's primary purpose was to store configuration information for COM-based components". I've only been doing admin since Win NT 3.51, so I only know about it since then, I didn't realise it was in Win 3.1 as well.

      The whole purpose of HKCU and HKLM in particular \Software was PURPOSEFULLY to have a central location for DIFFERENT software vendors to store settings in a single location as opposed to different vendors trying to use the same ini file names and treading on each other's toes, as well as problems with size limitations etc etc.

      Thus its became this giant cluster-fuck that it is now, primarily because of backwards compatibility and previous strategic mistakes on the part of MS.

      Citation required. I don't understand how you consider it a cluster fuck. Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it a cluster fuck.

      They should have kept the registry API hidden and not allowed apps to write their shit all over the place

      With the hundred of thousands of ISVs out there, you suggest to me a better way of managing on a per user and per machine basis of managing configuration settings.

      Your rant at this point seems to change tangent based upon kernels and what was and wasn't possible. I'll let you answer.

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    8. Re:Ah.. the registry. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      How would I migrate the essential settings but leave behind the bloat?

      I found it in a few seconds by going to support.microsoft.com and searching for "migrate windows vista settings" which brought up http://support.microsoft.com/kb/928634 as the first hit.

      I guess that was too hard :P

      This doesn't distinguish between bloat and essential settings. Reproduced my original statement again, hope you can at least read bold. Maybe you were concentrating on colons and Ps, whatever they mean.

      the registry was an designed to be internal storage for OS settings and not meant to be user editable

      How else do you define "deliberately user-unfriendly"? That is exactly what I have said.

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    9. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

      Actually from Wikipedia "Windows registry's primary purpose was to store configuration information for COM-based components". I've only been doing admin since Win NT 3.51, so I only know about it since then, I didn't realise it was in Win 3.1 as well.

      OK, if you want to be pedantic, then yeah, 3.1 also shipped with a registry, with a different purpose than W95. (Only the HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT part.) But obviously, that isn't the registry most people refer to.

      Ah, but I can be a pedant too.

      "The Microsoft Computer Dictionary defines the registry as: A central hierarchical database used in Microsoft Windows 98, Windows CE, Windows NT, and Windows 2000 used to store information that is necessary to configure the system for one or more users, applications and hardware devices."

      http://support.microsoft.com/kb/256986

      The whole purpose of HKCU and HKLM in particular \Software was PURPOSEFULLY to have a central location for DIFFERENT software vendors to store settings in a single location as opposed to different vendors trying to use the same ini file names and treading on each other's toes, as well as problems with size limitations etc etc.

      Thats the worst rationale ever. The opposite of the registry isn't overwriting INI files or whatever else you're thinking of. It is to call SHGetFolderPath with CSIDL_APPDATA and follow Microsoft's own guide lines.

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms995853.aspx#w2kcli_req42

      Citation required. I don't understand how you consider it a cluster fuck. Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it a cluster fuck.

      The primary problem I have with the registry is that it can't be locked during modification, and you couldn't set any access restrictions on any of the keys preventing other apps from messing (read corrupting) with it (this is on W95). Then ofcource there is the un-enforced type system. You can write any garbage and the type isn't enforced. E.g. you can write non-null terminated strings using the REG_SZ type, then there is the size bloat of the registry causing slower bootups, etc. There are several problems with the registry. If *only* the OS code was going to use the registry, the would have fixed all the bugs by now as there would be no other dependencies. Ofcource, now, its almost impossible to get rid of it or fix the problems.

      With the hundred of thousands of ISVs out there, you suggest to me a better way of managing on a per user and per machine basis of managing configuration settings.

      Already linked .. :

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms995853.aspx#w2kcli_req42

    10. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

      This doesn't distinguish between bloat and essential settings. Reproduced my original statement again, hope you can at least read bold. Maybe you were concentrating on colons and Ps, whatever they mean.

      Yeah, I can be a pedantic asshole too. You neither defined nor differentiated between "bloat" and essential settings. So I took the definition that was the most convenient to me. Or maybe you're a non-technical user and cant define them.

      How else do you define "deliberately user-unfriendly"? That is exactly what I have said.

      Its not user-unfriendly because *YOU* are not the intended user. The intended USER of the registry was the OS itself. Can't believe I had to spell everything out for you. Anyway you seem to ahve no real coherent point and just want to bitch about the registry, so this is my last reply. Have a good day.

    11. Re:Ah.. the registry. by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Thats the worst rationale ever. The opposite of the registry isn't overwriting INI files or whatever else you're thinking of. It is to call SHGetFolderPath with CSIDL_APPDATA and follow Microsoft's own guide lines.

      Historically, everyone was writing settings to ini files located in \windows\system and this is where people were falling over each other. All Microsoft (And yourself by extension with your arguement) are specifying there is the *location* of application specific files, not what they contain, how they work and how they should be changed and modified.

      From my perspective as an admin who has to deal with thousands of users, I think the idea of trying to have to understand the (potentially) 1000s of different methods that the different software vendors would use to store their configuration data to change one flag to change a checkbox for a group of users would be a complete waste of my time. Now potentially, a developer might come up with an easy method for me to interpret all the different formats that other developers use to store their data for a single true / false flag, but I can say that I am glad I am not in that position.

      The primary problem I have with the registry is that it can't be locked during modification, and you couldn't set any access restrictions on any of the keys preventing other apps from messing (read corrupting) with it (this is on W95)

      Locking I'll give you, but really, two applications shouldn't be writing to the same location at the same time. You can't do the access restrictions (By default) on any platform that I am aware of. Applications run as a user, an application that's poorly (or otherwise) written that runs as that user has the ability to modify (corrupt) any other program that the user is permissioned to access, registry or not it doesn't make any difference.

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    12. Re:Ah.. the registry. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      You neither defined nor differentiated between "bloat" and essential settings

      What does the user care? For users, there is a difference between these two. If they cannot be separated after going into the registry, this is a weakness of the registry framework. If they can be, I have not come across a way to do so yet, and that includes your idiotic knowledge base link.

      Its not user-unfriendly because *YOU* are not the intended user. The intended USER of the registry was the OS itself

      Absolutely. Windows 98 was the best OS ever. Crashed? User's fault. The OS is not intended for the user. The OS was just having fun by crashing. Why do pesky users have to come butting in, while OSes have fun?

      Registry is not meant for the user? So in windows, a user has no way of retrieving user settings? That even worse than I thought.

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    13. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

      Historically, everyone was writing settings to ini files located in \windows\system and this is where people were falling over each other. All Microsoft (And yourself by extension with your arguement) are specifying there is the *location* of application specific files, not what they contain, how they work and how they should be changed and modified.

      Agree, but Microsoft could have thought a bit ahead and helped out developers by providing some framework, but then again, aren't devs supposed to know what they're doing? You can invent any kinds of settings format on Linux and store it in /etc/xyz/settings.cfg. While a lot of the settings are of the form X=Y, quite a few of the config files contain macros and other types of textual data.

      From my perspective as an admin who has to deal with thousands of users, I think the idea of trying to have to understand the (potentially) 1000s of different methods that the different software vendors would use to store their configuration data to change one flag to change a checkbox for a group of users would be a complete waste of my time. Now potentially, a developer might come up with an easy method for me to interpret all the different formats that other developers use to store their data for a single true / false flag, but I can say that I am glad I am not in that position.

      I agree that pushing out registry settings through via GP on a domain vs. logon scripts (or whatever the options are) can't really be compared w.r.t convenience. IMO MS should have separated the system state/settings from the user & app settings in some meaningful way to make the OS more failure-resistant.

      Applications run as a user, an application that's poorly (or otherwise) written that runs as that user has the ability to modify (corrupt) any other program that the user is permissioned to access, registry or not it doesn't make any difference.

      True, but the app Foo would be far more likely to corrupt %APPDATA%\Publisher Foo\App Foo\settings.xyz than %APPDATA%\Publisher Bar\App Bar\settings.abc as opposed to poorly handling error conditions while using the registry API and corrupting the registry or leaving some registry handle open, causing a leak on shutdown and other badness.

      In fact, I'm facing this problem right now. Some retarded app doesn't release a registry handle when its done using it and my registry hive always leaks that handle on shutdown. Unfortunately the process recorded as having allocated the handle is winlogon.exe so the actual culprit is probably a component loaded by winlogon making it all the more hard to track down. Bah..

    14. Re:Ah.. the registry. by bernywork · · Score: 1

      IMO MS should have separated the system state/settings from the user & app settings in some meaningful way to make the OS more failure-resistant.

      True, but the app Foo would be far more likely to corrupt %APPDATA%\Publisher Foo\App Foo\settings.xyz than %APPDATA%\Publisher Bar\App Bar\settings.abc as opposed to poorly handling error conditions while using the registry API and corrupting the registry or leaving some registry handle open, causing a leak on shutdown and other badness.

      In theory, an application should only be accessing HKLM\Software or HKCU\Software (Or Services I guess...) (Citrix client modifying the Gina chain...) (Device software modifying device driver parameters...) (Security Configuration Wizard... that touches basically everything) Yeah, OK, user applications modify a great deal of system parameters.

      I don't know if the situation you allude to would be THAT much better to be fair... At the moment, thinking about the limitations that Citrix has with the print subsystem and terminal services... To a degree, while you do get some shit applications that don't behave themselves, I think the limitations of ONLY being able to program to an API could be limiting for a lot of customers.

      Winlogon debugging, create a logfile and take a look. http://support.microsoft.com/kb/221833 Doesn't work with Win 7.
      User Profile Service

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  65. Windows is the Tax by smist08 · · Score: 1

    I thought having to buy Windows was the tax. After all it allows all the malware in the first place. Why not just make Microsoft liable for its security vulnerabilities to pay for this?

  66. Emulate something that works horribly? by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

    So since health care is a complete failure, they want to do the same thing with computers??? What non-sense.

  67. 'Baddies' by taradfong · · Score: 1

    Please do not use the word 'baddies'.

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  68. Who is paying for the Toyota recall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taxpayers?

  69. Tax the polluter, not the end consumer by 0WaitState · · Score: 1

    Here's a better idea--just as we tax gross polluters for the privilege to dump their industrial/agricultural byproduct, how about we tax Microsoft for their product's pollution of the internet? They bought market share by pushing insecure OSes to the masses, and so far have gotten others to absorb the displaced cost of computer ownage and botnets. Seriously--there are billions spent every year on cleaning and reinstalling infected windows PCs, and the botnets cause major economic damage to the attacked parties. Microsoft should pick up the cost of cleaning up their mess--we could even do a cap and trade where non-polluting OS installs can sell their "pollution" quota back to Microsoft.

    Yeah, this'll happen.

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    1. Re:Tax the polluter, not the end consumer by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      How about we just stop using taxation for the purpose of social engineering?

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    2. Re:Tax the polluter, not the end consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we grow beyond age 15 and leave our libertarian idealistic fantasies behind us?

  70. Microsoft already is the NET TAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /.

  71. Why are you here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take home about $12,000 a year (after taxes and child support)

    You are not just a deadbeat, but a poor deadbeat, eh? /. isn't the place for you. In case it's not obvious, this website is full of egotistical guys who make well over median income and get well under median pussy.

    1. Re:Why are you here? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Hah! Its true. I am outclassed by slashdot! Money isn't everything....

  72. keep em clean? by bjverzal · · Score: 1

    What a completely stupid idea. Let's write software that is bug ridden, make it too complex for the average home user, then charge those same people to keep it in tip-top shape. I guess, to play devil's advocate, there is a presedence in the auto-repair industry, home repair, etc.

  73. Uh, what? by c · · Score: 1

    Is this like if, say, the spring on my irony meter broke off and hit me in the eye and instead of suing the company that made the defective device, I sue the person who made the excessively ironic statement?

    c.

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  74. Taxes Eh? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 0

    Right now almost half of my paycheck (literally 43%) goes towards paying federal and state taxes.

    My taxes pay for things like maintenance of state highways. Despite the fact that I drive a motorcycle and a lightweight car, my taxes pay to repair the damage done by those Californians that choose to commute in a 2 ton SUV or a Hummer 3.

    My taxes pay for studies in my local community, to determine what the root causes of particulate pollution are in areas nearby the beach. Despite the fact that I choose to live right next to the beach, and my sidewalk is constantly covered by sand, I judiciously sweep off my sidewalk every weekend. My taxes pay state professionals to determine where the sand is coming from (the beach, duh). My taxes also pay to sponsor programs to clean the sand off the nearby streets despite the fact that I already contribute to this cause because I take pride in where I live.

    My taxes pay for the CHP. My taxes pay the salaries of an executive department that, apparently, has nothing better to do at 2 in the morning than pull me over and harass me for an hour due to nothing more than, 'suspicious driving.' It doesn't matter that I was doing the responsible thing and acting as sober driver for all my friends, my taxes pay for my own harassment.

    My taxes pay to hold committees regarding the nuclear power plant operating in my area. At the local farmer's market, every time I hear a debate spark up over whether or not nuclear power is safe, I spend time, patiently, explaining to those spreading hysterics precisely why nuclear power is clean, safe energy. Specifically, I explain to them the safety procedures involved in nuclear power plant operation to ease their mind that the nearby power plant is not going to doom us all. Despite that, there are numerous protests about the power plant operating in my area. As a result, various bureaucratic agencies in my state hold public hearings (funded by my tax dollars) where they debate shutting one of the most successful nuclear power plants in the United States down due to public concern.

    I work my ass off every day, weekends included, to be a responsible citizen and to make my community a better place. I maintain multiple computers at home which run Ubuntu and which upon which I perform tedious maintenance to ensure that my boxes are not polluting the net. Despite this personal choice to be responsible, there are those in this country that propose a general population tax to fix other, irresponsible folks' f***-ups.

    You can feed me all the cliche lines about how taxes pay for a healthy society and healthy societies benefit everyone, but from where I stand, all that excuse looks like to me is a hand wavy way to say that if you live a responsible life, you are going to get boned. The American dream has taught me, in no small amount, that the best attitude to maintain towards the world is one of hedonism and the exploitation of others. Another general tax, levied not only on those that are irresponsible, but also levied on those that are responsible members of society, to pay for the plagues unleashed by those who are lazy and irresponsible is not just. Such a tax does not create a healthy society. Such a tax does not encourage responsibility or hard work. That kind of policy, from what I have seen, does nothing more than invite more parasites to come feed of off what could, otherwise, be classified as a healthy society.

    Sure, I sound like the typical ol' fogey that has nothing better to do than bitch about higher taxes. But I, for one, am tired of watching nearly half my paycheck buy and pay for the stupidity of the masses. To quote Adam Ryan:

    "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?"

    Well Microsoft, is he?

  75. Fuck That! by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Why not tax Microsoft for writing such a poor, security-hole ridden operating system such as Windows? The vast majority of botnets and their like are Microsoft. Got Microsoft, get pwned.

  76. EGADS! by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    What an idiot. Of course he works for Microsoft.

  77. Security Essentials by Admodieus · · Score: 1

    There's no reason for a Windows user not to be running anti-virus nowadays. Microsoft Security Essentials is so lightweight and unobtrusive that most users I install it for don't even know it's there. And it's free.

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    1. Re:Security Essentials by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Should be no reason to be running anti-virus nowadays, if were taken years ago as Essential Security to not run Microsoft.

  78. Let MS add it to the cost of Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let MS add it to the cost of Windows - Home. That way, the people that will be hacked will be paying, not the rest of us.

  79. escrow their profits!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the same old same old... dump the financial risk onto the general public but keep the profits private while spewing out poorly tested crapware

    I got an idea...let's put their "profits" into an escrow account until the crapware is mothballed (say 20+ years?). Pay to fix any defects, whether caused by malware or not, out of the escrow account. And that means recalling computers if necessary to reinstall a new, self consistent, functional OS. If there is anything left in the escrow account at the end of the process they can keep.

  80. Re:I totally agree - UNTRUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I patched my windows like a religion until it got infected anyways. That was when I decided to switch to ubuntu. I needed to reinstall OS anyways, why not give others a chance? And guess what? I never turned back.

  81. A Better Idea..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Why should law-abiding citizens pay for the cost of dealing with criminals?

    I can't believe how someone could manage to think that we should have to pay for this sort of thing. Instead of forcing us to cover the costs, the Government should:

    1: SEIZE the criminal's house, car, boat, equity, stocks/securities, EVERYTHING, and put it up for sale, with 100% of the proceeds going towards the cost of their prosecution. Anything left over will go to public schools. Leave them with ONLY the clothes on their backs. If they have children, then they live with the next closest relative. If none exists, then foster care. If one parent is not involved, then they get the cheapest apartment in town and they have to find a way to pay for it (unless of course, they help lock up their spouse, then the Judge can be nice to the uninvolved persons in exchange for helping prosecutors).

    2: MANDATORY HARD LABOR. PERIOD. Nothing says "Hmmmmm, maybe I shouldn't do this" like the prospect of literally spending the next 30 years pulling weeds or breaking rocks. Or, if you really wanted to drive the point home, make them dig holes, then fill them back in, then dig holes and fill them back in over and over.

    4: HEAVY FINES. Make such fines additional to their reimbursement of prosecution costs, but in such a way that the fines cannot be used to repay the State, but are added on to prosecutorial and investigative costs.

    3: PERMANENT SEIZURE of *all* electronic equipment and/or property that falls under their control. This would prevent suspects from transferring their property and money to people that are not involved as a means of keeping out of the Government's hands should they be convicted and/or large fines be levvied against them. This would remove needed capital that convicts (such as Alan Ralsky) can use to start their business back up again when they get out of prison, or to allow them to run the business from prison. If the equipment belongs to someone else, it cannot be permanently seized unless the actual owner is convicted as well.

    Of course, all of these things would happen if the suspect(s) are convicted.

    I am, for one, getting really tired of seeing criminals being issued "State Restitution Fines" (here in the People's Republik of Kalifornia) that amount to $10-$20 for committing crimes that have thousands of dollars in damages. So, the States eats the bill, getting $20 to pay for everything from the initial report of the crime to the time they are released from custody.

    Leave the criminals with deciding if living on Easy Street is worth the risk of living on The Street.

    MAKE CRIMINALS PAY FOR THEIR COSTS, NOT LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS.

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    1. Re:A Better Idea..... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Problem number one is that the criminals you are talking about are most commonly not in US jurisdiction. A lot of them are not even in countries with which the US has extradition treaties. Good luck seizing stuff from all those Russians, Nigerians, and other Eastern Europeans.

      As far as specifics go, if all of the criminals' assets are going to be seized, the pecking order for receipt of those assets should be:

      1) Restitution to the victims. If there is anything left after that:

      2) Goes toward the cost of the investigation and prosecution. If anything is left after that:

      3) Reduction of the national debt. Since you live in the PRK like me, you might have noticed that public schools today get the largest slice of the state budget they've ever had, yet seem to do less than ever with it. Certainly, the schools here were better when I was a kid than they are now.

      I really like the hard labor thing. I've been a proponent of chain gangs for years.

    2. Re:A Better Idea..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 30 years of breaking rocks will make a choirboy out of any criminal. If not, then they are probably too far broken and to be a threat when they get out. Either way, they'll DEFINITELY reconsider stepping out of line again if it means a trip back to the State Rock Quarry for another decade.....

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  82. Alternatives to the tax: by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    1. Tax Microsoft instead of the users. If Microsoft had a better architecture for Windows and did not strive for "features over security", then Windows would be far less vulnerable.
    2. Tax those who exploit the security issues.
    3. Make those users whose computers have been infected pay to clean the computer and pay attend a mandatory class on good computer hygiene.
  83. We need to tattoo this post... by jeko · · Score: 1

    On Balmer and Gates' foreheads.

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  84. because, what we need are more taxes by bonds · · Score: 1

    Tell you what, figure out a way to temporarily fund the government cybercrime squad using general funds. After 2 years on the job, ask the people who would pay if they support a tax to keep the cybercrime squad around.

    If they want my vote, I'm going to need to see some impressive, worthwhile results.

  85. heyyyyyy by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    You tricked me. I am still looking for the car in your analogy.

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  86. ISP's filter music, why not viruses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Some) ISP's think that it's their responsibility to inspect for copyrighted materials, and if they're so hellbent on throttling my P2P, then then can inspect my traffic for malicious content while they're at it and filter that too. They're already price gouging because there is no competition, the least they could do is use their inspection services for something good and make their service a little more worth the money I'm spending on Internet.

  87. Only for a year. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Road Runner provides it free for only one year.

  88. Who's the opposite of the Maytag Repair Man? by xactuary · · Score: 0

    The Vice President for Trustworthy Computing at Microsoft.

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  89. How about a 'Click the Dancing Monkey' tax? by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    People who do that sort of thing are most likely people who don't know enough to keep their computer patched and are far more susceptible to viruses and other bad stuff. I propose that a record be kept for every time a user does something like that and a tax be imposed based on number of occurrences.

  90. Sygate for life. by Drumpig · · Score: 1

    I'm still running Sygate Firewall... The only protection you will ever need!

  91. Sounds just like US healthcare by gig · · Score: 1

    You pay taxes, get no healthcare, and a private company makes obscene profits. Perfect 21st century US system: socialize the downside, capitalize the upside.

    How about Microsoft bring their products up to Unix standard first? How about they do whatever it takes to upgrade the 75% of their userbase that is 10 years behind?
     

  92. Why should we pay for infected machines? by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I fully agree with ISPs taking down the accounts of compromised machines, and calling the owner to let them know that they won't be allowed back online until they get the machine cleaned (which will likely cost money.)

    I do not agree with the idea of a general "tax" to pay for the stupidity of people who insist on breaking the above common-sense rules. Why should I pay for someone else's ignorant behaviour?

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  93. A tax on stupidity. by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

    Hell of a thing to ask, socialize the stupidity of a private company and of its legions of careless customers. How do I get in on a deal like that?

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  94. I'd Be For It by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    If by "clean" they mean "Remove a Microsoft operating system and replace it with an actually secure operating system."

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  95. No thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't. I charge $75/hour to clean the home computers of people i work with. That's a lot of beer money you'd be taking from me.

  96. Good idea, but wrong implementation by uassholes · · Score: 1

    How about levying the tax against the manufacturer of the operating system affected.

  97. I don't get to choose my body's operating system. by TwinkieStix · · Score: 1

    The difference between Health Care and Computer Security is that I don't get to choose my body's operating system, and I have limited control over the hardware and software in my body (short of diet, cleanliness, and exercise, but not genetic issues, or living “malware” from other humans). If I have a living virus, I need to clean it, else spread it to others and then die. On the other hand, a computer virus is not a life or death problem, and some users chose to run systems that are more susceptible to viruses only because it is more convenient or the cost to learn is too high for them. In other words, the opportunity cost associated with being completely virus-free is higher than the value of the convenience of not having to be bothered worrying.

    The free market is fully capable of controlling viruses in computers up to the extent that it feels that they need to be dealt with. Government-sponsored virus cleaning will attempt to completely eradicate viruses at all cost (or whatever cost it deems necessary). While we have the same issues with health care, I think more people can agree that the life of a human is a lot more worth the extra work than the life of a machine or network. A certain acceptable level of community virus activity is cheaper than attempting to completely eradicate viruses or the cost of a bureaucracy that attempts to control that activity.

  98. Another tax by aldld · · Score: 1

    Also tax people for not dusting out their computers, and smoking in front of their computers. I've had enough of opening people's computers to find every surface covered in a thick layer of dust, and once even some weird sticky stuff.

  99. A better way... by bgspence · · Score: 1

    Maybe it should be structured like a smog test. You need to get checked to renew your right to run your machine down the Information Superhighway.

    And there should be fines for illegal acts. Make the offenders pay, big-time. Bust any botnet gang members. Punish littering offenses like spamming or reckless driving for using a browser like IE.

    Too many points and off to Driver's School for reeducation.

  100. needed public service? by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    I like this idea. I have non-techy friends, their laptops are riddles with viruses and anti-virus software. To top it off, anti virus software providers are part of the problem. Their free trial popus are almost worse than a virus. So, the need exists. Any /. isn't going to have this problem but the rest of the world having this problem makes it everyone's problem. Using public funds to keep the net virus free is a good approach. Some services you can't commercialize. If each person had the right to decide to not pay for the DMV, public education or the military then those services wouldn't exist. Keeping the net free does fall into this category. Everyone wants it but no one wants to pay for it...forget where I read this drivel...but its interesting to see why or why not services are privatized.

  101. Most rediculous thing I've ever heard by HermMunster · · Score: 1

    Microsoft wants us to pay (even though we aren't infected) for everyone else that is infected via a tax on internet use to make up for defects in their products which caused this mess to begin with? And how on earth (as it will do nothing but funnel money) is this supposed to help alleviate the problem? And isn't this proposition by the company responsible for the problem to begin with inviting a declaration of Microsoft being a utility and hence being regulated by the government?

    Who in this living Universe is supposed to take Microsoft seriously after comments like this? Maybe the ISPs will enjoy the tax as it will funnel money to them to do what they are already doing, while granting them higher profits? Ultimately what the ISPs do is dump the subscriber into the local community to have their machines cleaned.

    And why propose this unless you are trying to kill the likes of some of your competitors that rely on sales of anti-virus products to maintain revenue to stay in the competitive fight against the company that created this to begin with?

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  102. Re:Where do I sign by xdor · · Score: 1

    Perfect! No legislation needed: just give ISPs the hint to be hard on their ignorant customers.
    Mod parent up!

  103. Typical Government by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    trying to create a bogeyman so they can convince the population that they need to be taxed so they can be protected from it.

    The "collective stupid" is the most common. It's amazing how many people are willing to give up money and liberty to be protected from all those "stupid" people out there.

    "Look at all those dumb people who get computers infected and pay companies to fix the problem for them! We need to tax them and let the government manage that industry."

    And you can bet Microsoft won't be contracted out using that tax money to save all us "smart" people from the dumb people who get infected.

    Also, pay no mind to the fact that the massive botnets are largely in countries not affected by taxes imposed by the US government.

  104. A greater concern... by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    ... is that Microsoft can actually get away saying this, and lawmakers don't see the falsehood, let alone immediatley laugh it off.

    The viruses, malware and to a large extent the cyber criminal underworld is exclusively a problem of the Microsoft software ecosystem, and Microsoft's top brass suggests and internet tax to deal with affected computers.

    (well not quite exclusively but good enough for all practical purposes)

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  105. Not A Tax by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    That is a fine. It does not meet the definition of a tax.

  106. "Interesting" is the new "terrifying," apparently. by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    I'm really going to enjoy tax assessors rifling through all my shit.

  107. Brilliant! by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    I think this is a great idea: increase corporate taxes on each hardware and software vendor every time their products are exploited. This pushes the costs of clean-ups onto those who've caused them, instead of those who have been violated by them. Eventually companies like Microsoft will be taxed out of existence.

    Oh, he probably meant tax the citizens.

  108. I propose a better solution by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I propose a better solution:

    Since Windows is obviously the problem for 99.999%+ of the instances of malware out there, why not tax Microsoft directly since they're the ones negligent in this manner (requiring antispyware and antivirus software that slows PCs to a crawl, and are largely effective against new trojans and viruses anyhow, since they're the ones who delivered the pathetically insecure piece of shit Windows. Why should users of Mac, Linux, and $OTHER operating system be penalized?

    Better yet, why doesn't the FCC investigate this and slap some huge fines on Microsoft for creating this mess in the first place, and make the fine significant enough so that Microsoft doesn't consider it simply being the cost of doing business, but inspires them to finally cut the cord on backwards compatibility and move to a *NIX or VMS security model from the kernel all the way up to the UI? Even in Windows 7, security is a tacked-on afterthought due to Microsoft's never having considered cutting the cord on backwards compatibility with Win3x and Win9x - heck, even today many apps still in widespread use in businesses ranging from sole proprietorships to enterprise-size megacorps still require Administrative privileges.

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  109. Hells no... by Therilith · · Score: 1

    I'm already paying taxes to save peoples lives after they do stupid, dangerous shit. I'm not paying to fix their computers.

  110. Seriously? Apply a healthcare model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a Microsoft exec could imagine that a general tax (raising the cost of ownership for Mac and Linux users) can solve a largely Windows-related issue.

    Only a Microsoft exec could suggest a healthcare model for addressing fundamental design issues in his employer's products in the same month that Wellpoint tries to raise health insurance premiums forty percent.

    And don't get me started about big Pharma and our spineless representatives in Congress.

      A healthcare model is the last thing we need for dealing with criminals who exploit insecure software.

  111. I'm all for it... by pydev · · Score: 1

    as long as Microsoft pays the tax. After all, they are the cause of those virus infections. About half of the worldwide Windows revenues ought to do it.

  112. Why Should I Have to Pay a Tax? by hduff · · Score: 1

    I didn't sell a defective product that was wide open to malicious exploitation by design, Microsoft did. People already paid for that OS and MS made plenty of bucks from that; Bill's billions is proof of that. Let Bill spend some of that to clean up this mess before that arrogant, self-aggrandizing lackey Scott Charney asks me to spend the first dime of my money.

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  113. Microsoft Gall by BlindBear · · Score: 1

    This idea is one of the biggest insults that Microsoft has pulled lately, Mr Charney must think he is a comedian, surely. I know that a clean internet is a 'good thing', but a Microsoft free internet would be a 'better thing'. We probably can't have that for a while so in the interim I suggest a reasonable tax on all Microsoft software to clean up 'my internet' until the problem has gone away. I use zero Microsoft products, but faulty Microsoft products do ruin 'my internet experience' and I truly loathe those responsible. So let us all ram home responsibility where it belongs, let Big Stevie know what we think of Little Scotty's idea.

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  114. Get a Mac? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tax-free :)

  115. High Karma != good reputation by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    How would you know somebody had a "good reputation" on Slashdot?

  116. I'd prefer a fine by Cicada7 · · Score: 1

    If you're too lazy to keep your lawn mowed, or to have someone else mow your lawn because you're not familiar with a mower, I certainly don't want to pay to have someone else do it for you.

    Keeping your lawn clean is your responsibility, not that of the public. If your lawn becomes infested with virus carrying rodents because you can't be bothered, certainly a fine is appropriate. My lawn has managed to stay neat and free of infestation for years without taxpayer's help, nor would I ask it of them.

    Oh wait, I meant to use a car analogy! Nah, a tax that keeps my car running might actually be a good thing..

  117. In other words by seeker_1us · · Score: 1

    Microsoft suggests having the government subsidize their shitty software.

  118. Why not tax OS makers? by garry_g · · Score: 1

    After all, the root of the problem is in the massive holes in the system's design (as well as application software) ...
    Also, let me guess - M$ would graciously offer certain service (for pay) to remove virus/worm/malware infections?

    No thank you ...

  119. How MS is collecting US tax dollars by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Although MS is hugely profitable, MS prefers have the taxpayers pay MS bills.

    For example:

    Critics slam Microsoft bridge as waste of stimulus money
    Critics of using stimulus money for the bridge say it would give the software giant a break on a pet project.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/31/bridge.microsoft/index.html

    Here's another example:

    Microsoft To Get $100M Annual Tax Cut and Amnesty
    "Despite a $2.8 billion deficit, Washington State's House Bill 3176 would provide Microsoft with an effective $100 million tax cut annually and possible amnesty on its $1.27 billion Nevada tax maneuverings. Under current law, all of Microsoft's worldwide licensing revenues of approximately $20.7 billion annually are taxable at .484 percent. Under the new law, only the portion of software licenses sold to Washington state customers would be taxable. Ironically, after slashing Microsoft's tax burden, HB3176 directs the Department of Revenue to crack down on 'abusive tax transactions' like those in Nevada -- except for a loophole that may provide Microsoft amnesty on its twelve year practice. The bill's lead sponsor is Ross Hunter of Medina, home to Bill Gates and a number of current and former Microsoft billionaires and multi-millionaires, and other areas around Microsoft's corporate campus."

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/02/15/1957205/Microsoft-To-Get-100M-Annual-Tax-Cut-and-Amnesty

    And now, again, msft is asking the US taxpayer to pick up the bill for what should be msft's expense.

  120. Typical Microsoft by wolffenrir · · Score: 1

    These botnets exist because of the bullshit product this VP is pumping into the market. Instead of fixing that, he wants to EXTERNALIZE the costs of his company's own defects!? It would be like Toyota suggesting we pay a tax to deal with all the damage from unintended acceleration and faulty break systems.

  121. How about a Windows tax? by OrwellianLurker · · Score: 1

    I use my Linux box for nearly everything. The only use I have for Windows (on a separate, offline desktop) is for testing. Yeah, I should have to pay an extra tax to cover ignorant users... Seems fair.

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  122. God is an Iron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft suggest a Net tax to clean...oh God, the irony.The overwhelming majority of infected computers run Microsoft operating systems, which, if the code had been done right from the get, would resist or would be outright immune to infection. Put the tax square on Microsoft, which is itself a US national security risk just by its very existence, if not a planetary security risk and call it a day.

  123. Creator of Problem by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Yep, just like health care - there's a conflict of interest: Bill Gates / Microsoft created the problem they want to tax for. Had they written Windows properly we would not have this problem. May Gates burn in Heck.

  124. How about we fix the problem instead of taxing it? by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

    Let's just get a secure OS based on the capability object model into the hands of the masses, so we can fix the problem at it's source!

    Make it possible for users to decide what capabilities a program is allowed to have before its run... they will actually make good choices if they have good tools.

  125. time machine doesn't really use too much resource by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    I am using time machine on a g4 mini mac (1.42 ghz CPU) and I haven't seen any taking of resources by backupd (time machine). It could be using idle cpu and I am sure it already watches filesystem activity while doing backup since if I am doing something with the hard disk, it really takes long time backing up.

  126. I'm running Unix in one form or another by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

    On all my systems. I should be tax exempt. Period.

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  127. Right... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Right...if you want to run Windows without antivirus, you better just not connect to the Internet, and you'd best have auto-play turned off.

    Sitting across the room from me is a very IT-savvy person who - just yesterday - browsed to a business-related website. Only to have Kaspersky pop up and notify her that the website had been hacked and wanted to download a trojan.

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  128. In related news... by hallux.sinister · · Score: 1

    Exxon Corp., (NASDAQ: XOM) has proposed congress levy a tax to clean up the messes left by their ships every time one spills a couple million gallons of crude oil into a previously (more-or-less) unspoilt environment. Because... it's not like it was ANY fault of theirs, OH NO! NOT THEIR MESS. Why doesn't Misro$oft start taxing people for using their competitor's prod...ucts... oh yeah, they basically do. BTW, moderators: It's not "bashing" if they deserve it. Aaaand... they so do.

  129. Basically they mean ... two taxes? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Since we all are already paying the Microsoft OEM tax; available on every system you can buy (tm) .. as if it isn't enough.

    Best marketing stunt available since long ...

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  130. Keep it local by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Local services funded by community taxes. How to fund those services is up to each community. Normally, schools and such are funded by property taxes.

    Limited government also means pushing services and taxes down to the lowest possible level - where the voter has more of a voice in how tax money is raised and spent.

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    1. Re:Keep it local by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm absolutely and 100% in agreement with everything you've just said.

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  131. FU MS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS made the bl**dy awful O/S, I chose not to use it and signed with Jesus-Jobs and the Loopy-Linus, now I might be asked to pay to have MS' mess cleaned up?!?!?

    MS can kiss the hairiest part of my big, fat white ass!!!

  132. Sounds GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as MICROSOFT is the one who pays it.

  133. Super Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ian Lamont says it's an interesting proposal? He's the super idiot of the day. I didn't know people could be that stupid. Wow.

  134. Of course by Dracophile · · Score: 1
    Of course the MS veep suggests a "net tax" to clean up MS externalities. Yeesh.

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  135. He said -unhackable- by Marrow · · Score: 1

    So if you run windows update, then most of the systems will not be destroyed by the next attack?

    But not all machines have the same value. So how do you measure the effectiveness of this strategy?

    You are assuming that the current situation is acceptable because the hacks have not be overwhelmingly destructive. But they still could be costing us massively, but in hidden ways.

    For instance a scientists computer is infected and data is lost. Perhaps he was about to figure out something really important with that data; but now he can't.

    The problem is we are measuring the cost of this strategy by a wholly unreliable tool: The media.
    The truth is that these defects are responsible for lost opportunities that are very difficult to measure in current time, but are massive only in retrospect.

  136. Instead of Taxes, Fines by tarlss · · Score: 1

    How about fining people that have malware/viruses on their computer and spread it to others? This is easy enough to track via ISP and IP addresses. How about fining companies that create these vulnerabilities in the first place that detriment all of us? How about fining companies that install rootkits and other undesirable DRM that breaks computer functionality in the name of "Security"? Toyota gets a penalty for unsafe accelerators, MS should get a penalty for insecure web browsers and OSes.

  137. Building a Strawman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of these problems are caused by poor network administration, and others are cause by slow response time to fix identified security issues. It's difficult to argue that public funds should be used because some businesses can't administer their networks properly, or that some software manufacturers don't respond quickly enough to identified security issues with their products. Using public funds would essentially pay these people, who are not doing their best, to fix their problems.

    I think this is a small argument that, if won, would build a good foundation for similar proposals for public funds; such as copyright infringement and software piracy.

    I believe we've always spent public funds to police areas like illegal drugs because of all the criminal activity around them (murder, assault, etc.) and doing so protects the public.

    Government funded enforcement of copyright infringement and software piracy only protects companies' business models.

  138. Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem does not lie with the users as much as the balant flaws in you security design. There are a few simple rules that anyone learns is Systems Security 101. First Users NEVER run as Admin. second users nor applications can write to the systems directory. Actually I think every IT person should be able to back-charge Microsoft for every cleaning of an infected system. Think about we are the only industry that can't back-charge a vendor for selling a broken product. If Microsoft was forced to pay out for damages to systems only then will they fix it. The only reason it is still so broken is that so many are making money from it being broke.

  139. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK OFF!