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  1. Re:Active Countermeasures on Which Lost/Stolen Laptop Trackers Do You Like? · · Score: 1

    I did forget to reset it once with tragic consequences. I really miss that dog.

    Hmmm, does that joke have any connection to this one...

    http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html ... inquiring minds would like to know!

  2. Re:Linux Question on University of Florida Student Tasered At Political Rally · · Score: 1

    Does the Taser use Embedded Linux?

    With the level of pain it causes, it has to be a Windows Embedded device, surely?

  3. Re:FTFA on Blogger Objects To Accusations Surrounding Vista DRM · · Score: 4, Funny

    in other words, they could be lying.

    I take strong exception to your statement that Microsoft could be lying and I think you should withdraw that remark immediately... or at least cross out the word "could".

  4. Re:Hope they open the archives on New York Times Ends Its Paid Subscription Service · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that most people don't even know this makes me fearful for the future of libraries.

    Of course, the fact that most internet users don't live in the US and so can't walk into a a US Public Library to access the New York Times archives may also help make the online archive useful ;-)

  5. Re:Idiot on Electric Motorcycle Inventor Crashes at Wired Conference · · Score: 4, Funny

    Balls... and heart where his mouth is and all that.

    Thankfully it wasn't that bad a crash ! :-)

  6. Personal Delivery on What's the Right Amount of Copy Protection? · · Score: 4, Funny


    Have each copy personally delivered(*) to the client and you will find that they never pass on copies and will faithfully purchase every upgrade you make available.

    (*) Personal Delivery service to be carried out by Marco and Guido who have their own, very smart uniforms (Gucci suits, dark glasses) and will also provide their own baseball bats. A personal message from you to the client will also be delivered with every copy of the software with a reassuringly soft, menacing undertone. Contact Marco and Guido DRM(**) Services on 555-NO-REFUSAL.

    (**) DRM = Delivery with Real Menace

  7. Re:Oh boo hoo on The Morality of Web Advertisement Blocking · · Score: 1

    -1 * -1 = 1, so two negatives do make for a positive

    Reminds me of the lecturer telling his students that in English two negative statements (a double negative) , make a positive statement, but there is no such thing a a double positive statement making a negative statement. A voice from the back pipes up: "yeah, right".

  8. Re:Soo.. on Turned Off iPhone Gets $4800 Bill from AT&T · · Score: 1


    Wow - it's lucky they had the 8Gb models and not the 4Gb models - they might have missed some emails...!

  9. Re:Try turning it off instead of sleeping the disp on Turned Off iPhone Gets $4800 Bill from AT&T · · Score: 1


    To most people, sleep will be similar to standby - and I know that my TV doesn't keep showing picture sin standby, my VCR doesn't record TV shows in stand-by.

    Similarly, if my PC is connected to the web and I put it in hibernate, it doesn't still download pictures.

    Standby vs sleep vs hibernate vs off... is it any wonder people get confused?

    And I thought the whole marvel of ipods and iphones was that they were supposed to be so intuitive to use that you didn't need to read the manual!

  10. Re:Sleep/Wake Doesn't mean "Off" on Turned Off iPhone Gets $4800 Bill from AT&T · · Score: 5, Informative

    You might find this article interesting then

    http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1659417,00.html

    The relatively informal test found 43% of the medical equipment was affected to some degree by mobile phone signals...

  11. Re:Two jaws? Pah. on Some Moray Eels Have Two Sets of Jaws · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever, man. Let me know when you've found a monkey with five asses.

    Et voila - a monkey with five asses:

    George W. Bush
    Dick Cheney
    Donald Rumsfeld
    Condoleezza Rice
    Paul Wolfowitz
    Alberto Gonzales

  12. Re:a few more followers on Belgium May Prosecute the Church of Scientology · · Score: 1

    So you're basically saying that actors and musicians are a weird and kooky bunch... whod' have thunk it? ;-)

  13. Re:Some details... on ISO Says No To Microsoft's OOXML Standard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's interesting that Trinidad and Tobago are marked down as a possible paid-off Microsoft puppet and yet they still voted to Abstain rather than a Yes

  14. Re:I smell something... on Man Arrested for Refusing to Show Drivers License · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do we really knead this sort of thing on a Monday morning?

  15. Re:Revolt! on US May Invoke "State Secrets" To Stop Banking Suit · · Score: 1

    The american people couldn't revolt their way out of a paper bag.

    Perhaps they are waiting for the French to come and help them again ;-)

  16. Re:Driving? on What Vista SP1 Means To You · · Score: 1

    You know something's wrong when you're talking about driving people to use software rather than attracting them to it.

    Kinda like driving cattle to the slaughterhouse, ain't it?

  17. Re:Plenty of competitors face common civil opponen on Record Company Collusion a Defense to RIAA Case? · · Score: 1

    it touches on the entering computers in a questionable manor

    Phew! I'm safe! I live in a dodgy bungalow....

  18. Learn these word and phrases on Transitioning From Developer To Management? · · Score: 1

    and use them whenever possible...

    Synergy
    Strategic Fit
    Gap Analysis
    Best Practice
    Bottom Line
    Value-Added
    Proactive
    Win-Win
    Blue Sky Thinking
    Think Outside The Box
    Fast Track
    Result-Driven
    Empowerment
    Knowledge Base
    Total Quality
    Quality Driven
    Mindset
    Client Focus
    Leverage
    Thoughtshower
    Bleeding Edge
    Team Player

  19. Re:WHO? on Google and Others Sued For Automating Email · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be better if somebody tries to blackmail you with an obvious patent with ample prior art if you could send that company the prior art. Then,. if they refused to accept it and took you to court and lost because the court accepted it was prior art, then they should pay all your fees plus a penalty for wasting your time. IF you have a good patent then you would defend. If it was obviously a dodgy [patent then you would take a risk to use it for blackmailing other companies.

  20. This is a first for Hollywood! on Wachowski Brothers and the Speed Racer Movie · · Score: 4, Funny


    A film where the script, the acting and now the image are all flat and two-dimensional !

    Woo-hoo! Next they'll invent super-xylem vision, so they can all be wooden as well!

  21. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch on Wachowski Brothers and the Speed Racer Movie · · Score: 1

    Yep.. the first Matrix film was pretty fresh and interesting (to people that don't watch a lot of anime at least!) ...or to those who hadn't watched the superior "Dark City".

    Give me an interesting script and non-pseudo-scientific-gibberish over flashy special effects any day.

  22. Cosmic Dump on Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe · · Score: 1

    This is obviously a landfill...errr.. spacefill site for all the waste dark matter...

    Would this be a good time to say " Nothing to see here. Move along"?

    Thought not.

  23. Re:fans DON'T think the music is no good on Latest Music Piracy Study Overstates Effect of P2P · · Score: 1

    I judge how good the song is by the "who's dancing" rule.

    If I find myself wanting to get up and dance to your song, then it's good.

    If I have to watch a video of you and your group doing a badly choreographed dance routine to your song, then it's bad.

    Hasn't failed me yet!

  24. Re:WTO wont grant it. Antigua will capitulate. on Antigua May Be Allowed To Violate US Copyrights · · Score: 1

    Yeah, nobody wants to go on holiday with a bunch of flocking Americans ;-)

  25. Re:Not a theater system! on U of CA Constructs 220 Million Pixel Display · · Score: 1

    This system allows groups of researchers to review large amounts of visual data in both macro and micro scale. If you want to see the micro scale, you simply walk up to an individual monitor.

    Whereas I can sit on my arse all day and just use a display program with zoom function... so I guess this is a device to get lazy researchers doing some exercise? ;-)