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Google and Others Sued For Automating Email

Dotnaught sends us to InformationWeek for news of the latest lawsuit by Polaris IP, which holds a patent on the idea of responding automatically to emails. The company has no products. It brought suit in the Eastern District in Texas, as many patent trolls do — though the article informs us that that venue has been getting less friendly of late to IP interests, and has actually invalidated some patents. The six companies being sued are AOL, Amazon, Borders, Google, IAC, and Yahoo. All previous suits based on this patent have been settled.

273 comments

  1. ridiculous by socsoc · · Score: 1

    I hope the patent is explained better in the filing than in the article, because it's ridiculous. It'll get thrown out easily if the big guys decide to defend themselves rather than settle

    1. Re:ridiculous by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      The patent was linked to from TFS. You didn't read it?

      It would seem to me that IMDB had this down ages ago. I seem to recall reading somewhere that it was originally an email-accessed database.

    2. Re:ridiculous by NemoinSpace · · Score: 2, Informative

      yeah it's probably explained better in the filing http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT O1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fs rchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6411947.PN.&OS=PN/64119 47&RS=PN/6411947 Everyone is entitled to an opinion, some are based on fact, others are based on warm fuzzy feelings. Congrats on first post though.

  2. Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by ebunga · · Score: 5, Informative

    Subject says it all. Procmail v1.0 was released in 1991. That's a little earlier than 1997...

    1. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The patent isn't just email filtering, it also covers emailing the sender a canned response (from a repository) based on the content of the message. I'm sure procmail can do that, but unless they procmail included an example of doing just that, it's not prior art. I'm sure prior art does exist, though -- when usenet was king, moderated newsgroups did something similar.

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    2. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by darnok · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Absolutely - Procmail covers so many bases in terms of "automated stuff that can be done with email" that it's hard to see how it wouldn't be prior art for just about any patent issues in this area.

      On a broader topic, I can see the day when law firms engaged to provide legal defences against software patent claims start to employ older geeks specifically to identify prior art solutions. It's gotta be cheaper to keep a bunch of us around on some sort of "professional retainer" basis than to engage paralegals to trawl through old patent documents (and I'd "Procmail" probably wouldn't come up in a patent document search anyway) - many of us who've been around for a while would've thought "Procmail" before we'd finished reading this summary.

    3. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Didn't postoffices have this kind of service much earlier?

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    4. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but this is "on the internet". Thus is a "invention" that's "worthy" of a patent.

      There is only one solution to this crap: Software patents need to be abolished or cost $1,000,000,000 per hour.

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    5. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by JordanL · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why keep us geeks ona retainer? Just sue Google, and it'll appear on Slashdot, then you'll get all the free prior art guidance you need.

    6. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Although my college was already on a T1 line when I went there in 1991, others had talked about the time before when the school only had UUCP connectivity ( which would be around 1988-1989 ). A user could send a message to the remote system ( a bigger university which had a dedicated line ), which would automatically fetch the file with ftp, then send it back to the user on the next UUCP exchange. The driving force for installing the T1 was because students using UUCP to request files from remote systems were getting to the point where the modem was staying dialed in for most of the day.

    7. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Or maybe use "Ask Slashdot" ?

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    8. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I can remember about fifteen years ago having a connection that didn't allow ftp. After a little bit of experiment, I learned how to send an email message to a site that would use the body as the instructions for an ftp session and send me back the file uuencoded.

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    9. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      >> it also covers emailing the sender a canned response (from a repository) based on the content of the message

      This sounds an *awful* lot like what pretty much *every* mailing list manager has been doing for at least 15 years. This includes Procmail's SmartList, MajorDomo, and the
      venerable BITNET LISTSERV which I was using in the mid-to-late 1980's. Anything
      hooked up to -owner filtered the mail for administrivia and often sent mail
      back in response to an admin request.

    10. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by jcr · · Score: 1

      Didn't know procmail went that far back, but I wrote code in 1990 that incorporated automated e-mail handling for booking conference rooms.

      -jcr

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    11. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      Googling "unsubscribe in the body of the message" gets 533,000 hits. I would guess that even in 1997, it was > 0

    12. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by darnok · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Why keep us geeks ona retainer? Just sue Google, and it'll appear on Slashdot, then you'll get all the
      > free prior art guidance you need.

      Try explaining to one of your non-geek acquaintances what procmail does, and why it's useful. About 4 hours into the explanation, it'll dawn on you that non-geeks won't ever be able to comprehend stuff in Slashdot - we speak/write in a language that isn't recognisable as English to 99% of people out there.

      There's a *huge* impedance mismatch between IT people and legal people - that's why Groklaw is so popular, because it goes a long way to removing that mismatch. Oh, and feel free to try explaining the term "impedance mismatch" (and why we use the term) to your non-geek buds as well!

    13. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      At AmiWest 2006, Carl Sassenrath said that he regularly gets calls from lawyers for just that reason.

    14. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it also covers emailing the sender a canned response (from a repository) based on the content of the message.

      "vacation" is even older than procmail. I think these little trolls got a little too cocky for their own good. I hope they get ground into the dust and made an example of.

    15. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Microsoft Exchange had this from the inception -- context based automated response was a feature of public folders since 4.0 -- expose email address of public folder, then use public folder rules to generate auto response and send it.

      Not the earliest perhaps, but Hello Mr. 800lb Gorilla! Troll vs. Borg -- who has the biggest legal budget?

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    16. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by SL+Baur · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm sure prior art does exist, though -- when usenet was king, moderated newsgroups did something similar. No, they didn't. This patent is describing an intelligent SPAM filter.

      I'm sure procmail can do that, but unless they procmail included an example of doing just that, it's not prior art. Time to read the patent much closer, they list procmail as prior art.

      They have patented something like SPAM filters with a lot of extensions.

      I can see why google would settle than fight it. :(

      We have been kdawson'ed again. This looks to me like a valid patent with only a sensational but meaningless title.
    17. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by BuGless · · Score: 1

      Checking my svk tree (converted from cvs), I notice that in 1994 the "man procmailex" manpage included with the procmail distro already contains a dynamic E-mail-me-the-file-I-ask-for example.

    18. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Pieroxy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Googling "9/11/2001" gets 790,000 hits. Would you guess that even in 1997, it was > 0 ?

    19. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by temcat · · Score: 3, Funny

      No guessing needed - it always has been > 0! 9/11/2001 is a constant and equals approximately 4.09e-4.

    20. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      My first point was that it is very widespread now, and my second point is that someone probably thought of it a long time ago. Since it was not based on a news event witnessed by half of the world's population, one could likely assume some sort of normal growth model for that technique. Your example fails on this point. Of course, because it's only "likely", I used the word "guess".

    21. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Checking my svk tree (converted from cvs), I notice that in 1994 the "man procmailex" manpage included with the procmail distro already contains a dynamic E-mail-me-the-file-I-ask-for example.

      Which isn't what this patent is about. This patent is about running a message through a text classification algorithm to determine what kind of message it's likely to be, pulling a canned response from a database if it matches a known category and sending that response, otherwise flagging it for human attention. Did the example do all of these things? If not, it isn't useful prior art.

    22. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by BuGless · · Score: 4, Informative

      Checking my svk tree (converted from cvs), I notice that in 1994 the "man procmailex" manpage included with the procmail distro already contains a dynamic E-mail-me-the-file-I-ask-for example.

      Which isn't what this patent is about. This patent is about running a message through a text classification algorithm to determine what kind of message it's likely to be, pulling a canned response from a database if it matches a known category and sending that response, otherwise flagging it for human attention. Did the example do all of these things? If not, it isn't useful prior art. Checking the same svk tree, I see that SmartList was included in the procmail distro prior to 1994, and SmartList *did* (and does) do all of those things. It contains a fairly elaborate weighted parsing system which tries to respond with canned replies in response to natural language requests, albeit in the domain of mailinglist and file transfer operations.

    23. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by pokerdad · · Score: 1

      My first point was that it is very widespread now, and my second point is that someone probably thought of it a long time ago. Since it was not based on a news event witnessed by half of the world's population, one could likely assume some sort of normal growth model for that technique. Your example fails on this point. Of course, because it's only "likely", I used the word "guess".

      If I recall, the trend of putting "unsubscribe" links in emails started after CANSPAM required it. That was 2003.

    24. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Sique · · Score: 1

      That a different can of spam.

      Majordomo, for a long time the most common server for mailing lists, was always putting lines like "send email with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject:" below the messages it had processed. (of course you could switch it off or change the lines, but this was the standard behaviour).

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    25. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Ah - BITNET. They days of punchcards, EVERYTHING IN UPPERCASE, 80 character line limit, and 3270 terminals (aka "Periscopes".) Bitnet sucked, but it worked - most of the time.

      I much preferred the Unix lab, Usenet, etc. Dealing with Bang paths and all the other uucp idiosyncrasies which were better than anything on the mainframes.

      But yes, there is SOOOO much prior art from the early days that would OBVIOUSLY cover anything in this patent.

    26. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by miyako · · Score: 1

      No guessing needed, it has always been > 0! [because] 9/11/2001 is a constant and equals approximately 4.09e-4
      Begging your pardon, but 0!==1, and 4.09e-4 < 1, so how can 4.09e-4 be > 0! ?
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    27. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Alot

      Unfortunately I cannot find a reference, but I was always taught that 'a lot' was one word with a space in it. In retrospect this sounds very odd :) but is what I was taught in school.

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    28. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Heck, try explaining what procmail does to your standard Exchange admin (admittedly, this overlaps non-geek a lot), and you'll still get blank stares and questions about how many CALs you have to buy (is it one per filter rule?)

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    29. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I seem to recall that alittle.

    30. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by torokun · · Score: 1

      Experts are always retained for patent litigation. Often they're professors of CS or another related area.

      Also, _patent_ attorneys are attorneys with engineering degrees, so they are not the same as the average trial lawyer. This is one reason it pays to have patent attorneys do your litigation, instead of, or at least in conjunction with, other litigation counsel.

    31. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by temcat · · Score: 1

      You seem to know math really well factorial Now go study English a little bit factorial

    32. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by mengel · · Score: 1
      Well, I personally did this in 1989 or so, with about a 2 page shell script; It took an incoming email, used a synonyms file to map words in it to keywords, and then a prioritized keyword list to either reply to it directly or assign it to the right support group. This was for the AT&T Data systems Tier IV hotline, a job which I left in 1991...

      And the reason it's a silly patent is that it's an obvious thing to do. I would never have even considered filing for a patent on it. It took a whole afternoon to get the first version working, and another whole afternoon to get the synonym filtering thing to work.

      There must be hundreds of other examples of people doing something like this -- why? Becuase it's an obvious solution to a common problem.

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    33. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by rjstegbauer · · Score: 2, Funny

      You seem to know math really well factorial Now go study English alot factorial There! Fixed that for you.

      Enjoy,
      Randy.
    34. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by MajinBlayze · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I can see it now:

      Dear slashdot readers,
      Attached you will find a dozen submarine patent applications which have been filed with the USPTO. Please review these patents and detail any information that you beleive is prior art. Please be detailed enough so that we can reword the patent to avoid these issues or prove that we have been thinking about this before your prior art existed.
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    35. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by SythDot · · Score: 1

      Of course procmail can do that, and of course there are hundreds, if not thousands, of examples of prior art. Including in the procmail man pages (man procmailex). There is also vacation, which predates this patent as well and has rules to bypass the vacation message and forward important mail to a real person for immediate action.

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    36. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      And then there was Archie, jughead, and veronica.

      I used to use archie quite a lot via email.

    37. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
      Umm. Archie?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_search_engine

      Such archie servers could be accessed in multiple ways: using a local client (such as archie or xarchie); telneting to a server directly; sending queries by electronic mail; and later via World Wide Web interfaces.
    38. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by try_anything · · Score: 1

      Is it obvious to "a person having ordinary skill in the art?" Some federal judges consider the guy who goes around replacing network cables to be a typical "person having ordinary skill" in the "art" of "doing stuff with computers." That means anyone who has a CS degree or can write a single line of code is waaaaay too smart to be included in the nonobviousness test, and you can patent any damn thing you want as long as it's useful and involves programming. The patent holds until someone produces evidence of prior art.

    39. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by tinkertim · · Score: 1

      We were doing this back in the days of FIDONET, when it was still pretty well in its infancy. Any area coordinator would set things up to answer add / drop requests based on subject and content. Probably, some here might remember this.

      Later, WWIV style networks (WWIVNet for instance) did a similar thing. This brings us to 1991, but it was in use since the late 80's. This is prior art and technique, no questions asked.

      Proving it might take some digging and might require the release of FidoNET flamers from incarceration in chriostasis, but that's a risk we must take!

      Patent, schmatent. This one is busted, bogus and lots of other bad words that begin with the letter b.

      Google, kindly, kick their ass.

    40. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I remember Activision doing this when I was in college. To get support for their games you emailed their support line to get a auto-reply with a list of subject lines to use to get the right support dept. Then you sent your email with the right subject and it was auto-route it into the right mailbox. That then generated an auto-ack from that group with common support issues and whatnot.

    41. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      HA! I was waiting for someone to bring up FidoNet... Yeah, there are several examples of this. Echomail adds/drops is one example. Another one is the FTPmail program that was included in TBBS: send me file xyz through mail. If I remember correctly, even the built-in editors read content and made some comment (type in three exclamation marks in a row and you switched to FLAME mode). Ah the good old days. :)

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    42. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by heybo · · Score: 1

      Yea you know Archie. The guy with the pet Gopher.

    43. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by mengel · · Score: 1

      That's not so true as it was, after some recent Supreme Court decions... See the discussion over at Groklaw

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    44. Re:Procmail v1.0 released in 1991 by try_anything · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link.

  3. WOW! by wamerocity · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Six major Internet companies have been sued for using computers to process their e-mail."

    As opposed have PEOPLE sort ELECTRONIC data?

    Seriously, I'm glad to see someone hop on this in such a timely manner, because if Polaris IP doesn't nip this in the bud now, automated email response could become widespread in no time!!

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    1. Re:WOW! by MCraigW · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that Microsoft isn't on the list of companies being sued. Outlook and Exchange server both have an automated email response mechanism.

  4. jesus - sendmail IS prior art / concept by GuyverDH · · Score: 3, Informative

    message received.
    sendmail looks up in it's address base and either a) forwards to appropriate mailbox or b) replies with undeliverable.
    further details within the rule base may determine whether additional copies need to be forwarded to other mailboxes, or further responses are necessary.
    integration with things like spamlists, virus scanners all add to the *automated* handling of e-mail based on rules.

    just because they are adding additional automation to the last leg in the e-mail journey doesn't mean that the mail was already processed, scanned, had rules applied and copies made/forwarded by the server before the client ever saw the message.

    Obvious patent - apply server rule processing to email client.... BFD.

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    1. Re:jesus - sendmail IS prior art / concept by just+someone · · Score: 1

      actually, sendmail rules are better than procmail.

      Only thing is that they say "the electronic message 11 may take on a variety of data formats including digital formats, voice data, dual tone multi-frequency (DTMF) tones, or the like"

  5. Procmail by just+someone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.procmail.org/procmail.HISTORY.html

    This file contains a summary of changes made in various versions of procmail up to and including the current release. It is derived from the HISTORY file that is included in source distributions. For information on downloading the current release please see the Procmail homepage.
    Only the last entry is complete, the others might have been condensed.

    1990/12/07: v1.00
    1990/12/12: v1.01
    1991/02/04: v1.02
    1991/02/13: v1.10
    1991/02/21: v1.20
    1991/02/22: v1.21
    1991/03/01: v1.30
    1991/03/15: v1.35

  6. Re:finally on topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. Are you a Mac user?

  7. Re:I for one... by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 0

    Not for long, if Polaris has their way.

  8. one mans idea is another mans patent troll by NemoinSpace · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ftfp... >In order to overcome the disadvantages of the prior art, ... So let me understand, the company makes no product ... Only behemoths like Microsoft and Google should be allowed to dedicate massive resources to _succesfully?_ develop products based on other peoples insight? God forbid someone actually make money by THINKING. /dives into flame resistant suit/

    1. Re:one mans idea is another mans patent troll by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      patents and copyrights are supposed to *encourage* the arts and useful sciences. If you think up an idea and then implement it, society benefits and advances. And if others are competing against you with your idea, you are disadvantaged. If you think up an idea and do nothing but sue other people over it, society does not benefit.

      Particularly an idea like this one. If 6 companies (plus others that settled) independently came up with this idea, maybe it's obvious.

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    2. Re:one mans idea is another mans patent troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HELL YES they are patent trolls,

      I can't sit around thinking up good ideas and just patenting them without producing, marketing, or even developing them.

      If I could, I here by start the patent process for the Fusion reactor, flying car, quantum computer, and the cure for cancer.

      so whenever someone actually comes up with these... expect a call from my lawyer.

    3. Re:one mans idea is another mans patent troll by Fyzzler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about Paul Vixie and FTPMail? I was using that way back around 1988 when DEC still existed as a company.

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    4. Re:one mans idea is another mans patent troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you think up an idea and then implement it[...]

      The thing with SW patents is that you don't have to implement anything. You don't have to use patented technology yourself, they are valid for far too long, and you can even buy/sell em. The whole concept is batshit crazy.

  9. Re:I for one... by Tribbin · · Score: 5, Funny

    == Auto-reply:

    I'm sorry, I'm on a vacation to Italy,

    I might respond to your post during the week if I get a chance.

    Otherwise I will respond over the weekend.

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  10. Usually patents that seem stupid aren't quite ... by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... but I did skim the first half or so of the claims, and this is one of the most-thoroughly-and-obviously-covered-by-prior-art patents I have ever seen.

    I'm sure that *well* before procmail there were products and academic papers covering exactly this subject matter in detail. How a patent like this ever passes the laugh test, I don't know.

  11. Others precede it by Rinisari · · Score: 5, Informative
    IIRC, Majordomo and GNU Mailman predate this patent by at least six years. In fact, the current mailman-users mailing list's earliest archive is May 1998, so work would probably had to begun far before that. A little research proved that LISTSERV predates all of them, actually. From Wikipedia:

    LISTSERV is the first electronic mailing list software application, originally developed in 1984 by Ira Fuchs, Daniel Oberst, and Ricky Hernandez for the BITNET computer network.
    1. Re:Others precede it by sholden · · Score: 1

      I think they all skip the "requiring assistance from a human operator" classification in the patent. Which is where it matters since there's obvious prior art for a purely automated system - once that interprets the mail and forwards it to a human operator with a prioritised list of potential replies seems less likely to have such obvious prior art. Though it seems likely someone did this earlier, it's an obvious way to use a imperfect classification system after all.

    2. Re:Others precede it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why does it have to be like that with you? Can't he/she just be, for example, mistaken, ill-informed, wrong, drunk, confused, or brain-farting? Why does he/she have to be, in *your* mind, an idiot? Would it really kill you to be just a touch more civil in your discourse, fucktard?

    3. Re:Others precede it by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Troll

      We're on Slashdot. It's an article about patents. 99% of the people who post a reply have never filed a patent in their life. Yes, they're idiots.

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    4. Re:Others precede it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known people who were wrong about something, and I've known some idiots too, and those sets aren't identical. I think your logical fallacy is self-evident, but I won't belabor the point. I must be a throwback to a more civilized age.

    5. Re:Others precede it by TekPolitik · · Score: 4, Informative

      99% of the people who post a reply have never filed a patent in their life. Yes, they're idiots.

      The problem with idiots is that they are usually too stupid to recognise their own idiocy.

      In my experience it is idiots that file patents believing their trivial, worthless idea actually merits one. Smart people are more likely to realise that what while they may have been pretty clever coming up with a particular thing, that doesn't mean it's so innovative it merits the protection of a statutory monopoly, and are less likely (for a variety of social reasons that I am sure are beyond you) to pretend otherwise in order to cheat the system.

      Based on the abstract, LISTSERV would seem to be prior art. As I recall LISTSERV could indeed respond to commands in the content of messages, forwarding messages lacking valid commands to the list operator. Even if LISTSERV and Majordomo do not implement all of the claims, they would certainly provide part of the evidentiary basis for invalidating the patent on grounds of obviousness.

      Going through the claim, many of the claims are obviously just plain silly. Take as an example claim 5 which is for "The method of claim 4, wherein the sub-categories include product service subject matter and product sales subject matter". That adds nothing even remotely capable of being described as an inventive step to claim 4 and so it necessarily stands or falls together with claim 4.

      Even if there is some implementation that is much more involved and complex than the descriptions in the patent, the patent has to be interpreted standing alone, not in the context of an external implementation, and in that context the stuff that's there involves no innovation, let alone invention, and lacks anything even slightly complex.

      I am not going to go through all 66 claims since the first 20 or so are so silly as to make it not worth my time examining all of them in detail. Suffice it to say, Amy Rice and Julie Hsu (the "inventors") are indeed idiots if they think there's anything meriting a patent here.

    6. Re:Others precede it by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What the patent covers is responding to customer queries with technical help.

      There's no prior art of such.

      Claiming that listserv is prior art is like claiming that telephone is prior art to a fax machine.

      And you look just as stupid.

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    7. Re:Others precede it by thogard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When expert systems were all the rage in the late 80's no one thought of hooking an expert system to an email router? I'm guessing 20 minutes in the masters thesis section of UCB or MIT would provide more than enough prior art to kill this dead.

      And fax machines predate the telephone.

    8. Re:Others precede it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the patent covers is responding to customer queries with technical help.

      What? Well, if that's the case, the computer on the original Star Trek series has them beat by almost 40 years!

      Jerkoffs!!!

    9. Re:Others precede it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like sending a help request to a listserv to retrieve a set of supported commands?

    10. Re:Others precede it by wellingj · · Score: 1

      The age of the Anonymous Cowards getting all upity?
      That age is still in full swing from what I can tell.

    11. Re:Others precede it by emj · · Score: 1

      You know what is described in the patent really is a listserv of sort, even though it's not meant for the same thing it really serves the same purpose.

      Having a bad day?

    12. Re:Others precede it by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

      Claiming that listserv is prior art is like claiming that telephone is prior art to a fax machine.
      Not a good example, given that the first patent for the telephone (or telephone precursor) was issued in 1871 and the fax was patented in 1843.

      And you look just as stupid.
      I agree. Try a better example.
    13. Re:Others precede it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, without automation mailing list software would require the list administrator to act.

    14. Re:Others precede it by julesh · · Score: 1
      Based on the abstract, LISTSERV would seem to be prior art. As I recall LISTSERV could indeed respond to commands in the content of messages, forwarding messages lacking valid commands to the list operator.

      Right, so LISTSERV meets the vaguest description in the patent. It also meets claim 1, and also a few other claims scattered around the patent. What it doesn't do, though, is meet claim 30, which is almost certainly the important one (expanding references to other claims):

      A method for automatically processing a non-interactive electronic message using a computer, comprising the steps of:

      (a) receiving the electronic message from a source;

      (b) interpreting the electronic message using a rule base and case base knowledge engine; and

      b1) producing a case model of the electronic message including (i) a set of attributes for identifying specific features of the electronic message; and (ii) message text;

      (b2) detecting at least one of text, combinations of text, and patterns of text of the electronic message using character matching;

      (b3) flagging the attributes of the case model which are detected in the electronic message;

      (b4) comparing the flagged attributes of the case model with stored attributes of stored case models of the case base;

      (b5) comparing the text of the case model with stored text of the stored case models of the case base; and

      (b6) assigning a score to each stored case model which is compared with the case model, the score increasing when at least one of the attributes and the text match the stored case model and the score not increasing when at least one of the attributes and the text do not match the stored case model; and

      (c) retrieving one or more predetermined responses corresponding to the interpretation of the electronic message from a repository for automatic delivery to the source when the classification step indicates that the electronic message can be responded to automatically.


      That's the prior art you need to find. Not junk related to claim 1. This is what the defendants in this case are doing, and this is what is claimed by the patent.

      I am not going to go through all 66 claims since the first 20 or so are so silly as to make it not worth my time examining all of them in detail.

      The earliest claims in a patent are almost always silly. They're the claims that were added by lawyers. You have to look later on to find what the original inventer claimed as theirs.
    15. Re:Others precede it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      smail provides all of the prior art that needs to be found for claim 30. It processes mail messages and headers with shell scripts. Look it up.

      Just for example: awk, grep, and sed satisfy prior art for all of (b). You probably don't need to look those up ;-)

    16. Re:Others precede it by Jimb0v · · Score: 1

      Read up about patent law. Please. A dependent claim is patentable typically solely because the independent claim is patentable. Anotherwards, if independent claim 1 has elements A, B, and C which is novel, new and nonobvious, then by definition if you take a known element D and add it to the mix, it is still novel, new and nonobvious. Your rant is comlpetely off base. Dependent claims exist for a couple of different reasons, but typically its not to present novely. Read up about them. Most dependent claims DO stand or fall with their independent claim. Your opinion is severely uninformed.

  12. Majordomo by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Majordomo did just what the patent says. It parsed a message, determined whether it could be automatically responded to (as in subscribe, unsubscribe, list members, help, list charter, etc) or needed to be forwarded to the list owner. Majordomo did much of the list management entirely automatically, hence it's name. They describe something entirely comprised of Majordomo's functionality. Our company was using Majordomo to manage email lists in 1995, well before this patent was filed.

    Clearly their intent is an "Ask Jeeves" type service that is email based. You send a support query to an email address and the server tries to guess at what canned FAQ is most appropriate and sends it.

    --Perry

    1. Re:Majordomo by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Clearly their intent is an "Ask Jeeves" type service that is email based. You send a support query to an email address and the server tries to guess at what canned FAQ is most appropriate and sends it.
      OK, now this is not quite the same as a dumb autoresponder, and maybe even not something for a rules based autoresponder like procmail could provide (though obviously, I'm no expert).
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    2. Re:Majordomo by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was trivial for procmail, and I was DOING that in procmail back in the early 90's.

      I had procmail searching for specific phrases, and formail-ing back text files based on those phrases. If a message didn't match anything, it sent it on to me. It's what procmail was DESIGNED to do, and it's what people were using it for.

  13. Bounces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Aren't bounce messages automated email responses? I might be stumbling in the dark but I think bounce messages are required by the RFCs covering email.

  14. Developing products on someone else's insight ... by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Only behemoths like Microsoft and Google should be allowed to dedicate massive resources to _succesfully?_ develop products based on other peoples insight? God forbid someone actually make money by THINKING. /dives into flame resistant suit/

    Normally, conventional practices and ethics dictate that when you make money by thinking, you use some kind of original thought.
  15. Unbelievable by Eccles · · Score: 1

    In 1989 I wrote various shell scripts for automating the retrieval of back issues of an electronic magazine I edited. Ill-formed ones would come to me.

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    1. Re:Unbelievable by dougmc · · Score: 1
      And you're not the only one who did things like this. Though in your specific case, you'd have to be able to provide some proof for it to be used as prior art (which might be difficult to find in your specific case, but lots of proof for other cases is certainly out there.)


      Hopefully google and friends will fight and win.

    2. Re:Unbelievable by Eccles · · Score: 1

      And you're not the only one who did things like this.

      Although it may have read like it, I wasn't meaning to claim I was the only or first one who did this. I'm pretty sure the RISKS digest had this functionality before I did, and probably was my most immediate inspiration.

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  16. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used email for the first time in 1975. And I remember getting a demo then of an automatic reply mechanism. I think it was a bit of a nasty sendmail, or whatever was used at tht time, related extension or hack in unix. I can't remember the details, but perhaps someone else does. I'll see if I can track that down.

    1. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not have system that works like this:
      1) if a patent is accepted by the Patent office then the office gets a bonus / a grant from the government (because they did their job)
      2) if a patent is later invalidated through prior art (i.e. the patent shouldn't have been granted in the first place) then the Patent Office gets a penalty/fine and must pay back the government...

      Viva el capitalismo!!!

    2. Re:Prior art by kellererik · · Score: 1

      I second your thought, just have to figure out a way to read in those damned floppies again, to get the dates of the prior art on them.

  17. vacation(1) released in 1983 by jqpublic · · Score: 5, Informative

    man vacation

    [snip]

    AUTHOR
                  vacation is Copyright (c) 1983 by Eric P. Allman, University of Berkeley, California, and Copyright (c) 1993 by Harald Milz
                  (hm@seneca.ix.de). Tiny patches 1998 by Mark Seuffert (moak@pirate.de).
                  Now maintained by Sean Rima (thecivvie@softhome.net)

  18. Wow by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. work at the patent office.
    2. award patents with the magic 8 ball procedure (pat. pend.)
    3. nobody fires you for that!
    4. profit!!!
    5. ??? (these are coming from those being sued for infringement)

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    1. Re:Wow by EvanED · · Score: 3, Funny

      award patents with the magic 8 ball procedure (pat. pend.)

      Clearly they aren't using a magic 8 ball. The magic 8 ball sometimes says no.

    2. Re:Wow by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      3. nobody fires you for that!

      If you want suddenly start holding government officials responsible for their actions, I can think of a lot better places to start than the patent office. But hey, at this point any start is a good start.

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    3. Re:Wow by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      And also, "Outlook Not So Good".

      That thing was way ahead of its time.

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, granting any and all patents that crosses one's desk unread or even unseen should be a surefire way of getting promoted for working efficiently. Considering that most patents today are "defensive," the likelyhood of getting caught rubberstamping a patent on "fire" or the wheel should be low enough.

  19. Related Arcitles by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Firehose:Google and Others Sued For Automating E-mail by Dotnaught (223657)
    Who'da thunk it... Betrayed by one of our own...
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  20. Any differentiated automated response? by wytcld · · Score: 1

    Does this patent really presume to cover anything beyond "vacation"? Is it merely enough that (1) there's more than one response, and (2) they aren't just random? If so, I propose listserv as prior art. First version: 1984. Not sure when the ability of the software to automatically respond to email content (e.g. "subscribe") was added - but it was a long way back.

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  21. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

    EXACTLY! This is the first example I thought of... Although, it doesn't meet all of the criteria.

  22. Polaris? Can't be patent troll by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Polaris? Can't be patent troll by terrymr · · Score: 1

      sumbarine ?

    2. Re:Polaris? Can't be patent troll by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It's like an underwater bamalance.

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  23. Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had automatic reply setup on a Vax email system, and I forget the exact situation, but my auto-reply got into a duel with another auto-reply while I was at lunch. Anyhoo, 2 hours later I had some 1200 emails in my inbox, all auto-replies to another auto-reply, which was replying to my auto-reply, etc, etc, ad nauseum. Good times. (Da Da Ding-Ding Ding-Ding Ding-Ding Diiiing.)

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    1. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      I remember something worse,
        some guy set up not one but two auto replys on a college mail server, unfortunately he was on a mailing list his auto reply sent two emails to the listserve who faithfully mailed these replys to everyone on the list including him 2 4 8 16 32 .. it didnt take long till 1000's of emails were flying back and forth. combined with it being a weekend there was no official way to stop it. The only method available was to fake an email request to majordomo from this idiot to unsubscribe from the list. luckily all it took was faking the from field. luckily it worked and the flood stopped after a couple of hours. Back then emails were individual text files making it easy to fake an email from bill.clinton@whitehouse.gov :)

    2. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, back then? They still are individual text files! It's still trivial to forge an email to look like it comes from anybody you want - spammers do it all the time.

    3. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by 2Bits · · Score: 1

      Hah, that reminds of a project I was working on in the early 1990s in Canada. We sold a telecom switch to a Singapore customer, they hooked it to their network, connecting to another switch by another vendor.

      At one point, the call setup couldn't finish properly. We looked deep into the tracing log, and found that when our switch sent a call setup control packet to the other switch, the packet got sent back right away. Our switch thought, heck, I'll retry, and send the same packet again. The packet is returned again. And the two switches were playing ping pong for no end.

      We looked at the packet contents, and revised our call setup workflow, everything seemed to comply to the specs perfectly. And it has no problem with switches from other vendors, just this specific vendor. We got the tech guy from the other vendor to look into their system too. The answer he gave was: The control packet our switch sent over has the two reserved bits set to 1, and their switch must have them set to 0, otherwise the packet is not recognized and returned as it is.

      Boy, we were working until 4AM to help the customers resolve the issue, as there are 12 hours difference between eastern Canada and Singapore.

    4. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by mpe · · Score: 1

      I had automatic reply setup on a Vax email system, and I forget the exact situation, but my auto-reply got into a duel with another auto-reply while I was at lunch. Anyhoo, 2 hours later I had some 1200 emails in my inbox, all auto-replies to another auto-reply, which was replying to my auto-reply, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

      The unix "vacation" program had the feature that it wouldn't send more that one email within a certain time period to prevent this sort of thing happening.

    5. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      RFC 3834 discusses the issue of automated responses in great detail. "The Return-Path address is really the only one from the message header that can be expected, as a matter of protocol, to be suitable for automatic responses that were not anticipated by the sender." There were (are still?) a number of poorly-designed vacation autoresponders that ignore this RFC and blindly send replies to the From or Reply-To address which results in horrific mail loops on listservers. I encountered this problem early on managing some lists for a client and had to write a set of procmail filters to bounce these autoreplies to the list owners. RFC 3834 even excludes use of the optional Sender header, though I routinely have my listservers include that header with the same address as the Return-Path just to catch autoreplies sent to Sender address.

    6. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Just a couple of years ago at work, one man who went on vacation set up an autoreply that said when he would be back, but set it up to copy the entire department, which, of course, included himself, and his email dutifully autoreplied, sending out 30 messages at a time, bouncing back and forth. When I got in in the morning, my email miraculously managed to start up, even with my inbox filled with several hundred messages and climbing. The whole email system ground to a halt shortly therafter, and when our IT guy finally showed up, (how come the receptionists have staggered hours so they're covered from 7:00 to 6:00, but the IT staff shows up at 9:00 and leaves before 5:00?) he was able to wrest control back.

    7. Re:Dueling Automated Email Replies in 1995 by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      It's called a mail loop, and there are ways to avoid that from happening.

  24. Wikipedia Link by fleco · · Score: 1

    I'm not living in the US, so I was curious about "venue picking".
    Off-topic, I know, but interesting link anyway:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum-shopping/

  25. WHO? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
    FTFA:

    Crouch pointed out that the message routing patent at issue has been involved in litigation many times. "There are no published opinions associated with these cases and they have all been settled," he said.

    Who the hell would settle something like this with such a well established history of "prior art"?

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    1. Re:WHO? by AJWM · · Score: 4, Informative

      Who the hell would settle something like this with such a well established history of "prior art"?

      Someone who, when they appeared ready to fight it, was offered a settlement and patent license for a very nominal sum. Easier and cheaper to pay even a few hundred bucks and walk away than pay for lawyers and months of a lawsuit.

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    2. Re:WHO? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone who, when they appeared ready to fight it, was offered a settlement and patent license for a very nominal sum. Easier and cheaper to pay even a few hundred bucks and walk away than pay for lawyers and months of a lawsuit.

      But doesn't that mark you as an easy target?

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    3. Re:WHO? by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be better if somebody tries to blackmail you with an obvious patent with ample prior art if you could send that company the prior art. Then,. if they refused to accept it and took you to court and lost because the court accepted it was prior art, then they should pay all your fees plus a penalty for wasting your time. IF you have a good patent then you would defend. If it was obviously a dodgy [patent then you would take a risk to use it for blackmailing other companies.

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    4. Re:WHO? by jschrod · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, and that's the effect of a court system where a 100% winner doesn't get payed his legal expenses by the looser. And where the legal expenses are ridiculously high.

      And that's not only in patent cases. As the CEO of a small (6-person) German company, all my contracts are strictly with German subsidiaries of US companies, never with the mother company itself. The financial risk is simply too high, no project is worth that.

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    5. Re:WHO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But doesn't that mark you as an easy target? It gives you a competetive advantage. You get off cheaper than a lawsuit, and your competitors are still potentially hindered by this patent. If you fight it and win, everybody can use this for free.
    6. Re:WHO? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      this is probably a technique for establishing a president and to help build a case for getting the big bucks form the larger players. Think about it, get a cheap ass patent, hammer on a bunch of smaller players and then settle with tiny licensing fees such that it's far far cheaper to just license the crappy patent instead of fighting it for hundreds of thousands. Then, go for the big guys for big bucks and have the ability to say, truthfully, that dozens of other companies are licensing the 'tech' so pay up big boy.

      The only problem with this is when companies such as Google, etc who make this tech part of their business plan get pricked by these assholes, they're not likely to cave even for a tiny licensing fee when they realize it's all a scam. they've got $$$ to fight this and the scammers should be smart enough to stay away from the big guys because of this but they obviously are not.

      It's all pathetic and those leaches are just a drain on society. IMO.

      LoB

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  26. Even Earlier by ewhac · · Score: 1
    procmail? Try vacation, which has been present on BSD systems since the early 1980's.

    Schwab

  27. This is almost as stupid as one click shopping. by 3seas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The whole point of using and programming computers is to automate....

    Software Patents are acts of fraud against the consumer and users.

    http://threeseas.net/abstraction_physics.html

    1. Re:This is almost as stupid as one click shopping. by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      Fully agree. Copyright or be damned.

    2. Re:This is almost as stupid as one click shopping. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've got a patent on using computers to automate things:

      Patent #6f79207572612065696d656e000a
      Method and System for the Traversal of Electrical Impulses Through a Transmission System Resulting in Photonic Element Representation Regardless of Human or other Interactions.

      All your asses are MINE, MINE, I say!

      LoB

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    3. Re:This is almost as stupid as one click shopping. by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "The whole point of using and programming computers is to automate...."

      So you're saying that nothing has happened on computers that did not exist before? All we do is to automate tasks that are already performed by humans or machines?

      God, that sentence makes me so angry that I'll go and play Tetris for a while (instead of Tali).

  28. I'm against the death penalty but.... by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Extending it to patent trolls would, I feel, certainly act as a deterrent.

    And this is Texas after all....

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    1. Re:I'm against the death penalty but.... by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 1

      . . . only if you steal bread. Patent trolls employ lawyers and, well, Alberto does need a new job . . .

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    2. Re:I'm against the death penalty but.... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      and I have just the implement .

    3. Re:I'm against the death penalty but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem They could probably get out of any such application of the death sentence.

  29. Simple by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    just tell the judge that you hired some dude in Baghdad to type each email by hand. Who the hell's gonna go to Baghdad to verify?

    1. Re:Simple by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Interesting question, considering the USA went to Bagdad for things that we all knew didn't even exist.

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  30. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A method for automatically interpreting an electronic message, including the steps of (a) receiving the electronic message from a source; (b) interpreting the electronic message using a rule base and case base knowledge engine; and (c) classifying the electronic message as at least one of (i) being able to be responded to automatically; and (ii) requiring assistance from a human operator. The method for automatically interpreting an electronic message may also include the step of retrieving one or more predetermined responses corresponding to the interpretation of the electronic message from a repository for automatic delivery to the source. That's abstract the patent. If you think that vacation meets even that then you're an idiot. And we haven't even started looking at the claims yet.

    This is what is wrong with Slashdot.

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  31. there aught to be a law againts this.. by josepha48 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    .. there really should be a law against someone getting a patent and not using it, especially in software. The whole purpose of a patent is to give someone the opportunity to make money from selling their patent before it become public domain. The idea of getting a patent and then just using it to sue other people who implement that technology without them knowing of your patent, seems to me that it would invalidate your patent, but showing that it is 'obvious to one of ordinary skill, in the art...'. Thus the patent should be voided for being an obvious invention.

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    1. Re:there aught to be a law againts this.. by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      I one day somewhere read something about a law that prohibits people from using the legal system to launch fraudulent lawsuits or wasting the court's time. I don't remember the country where this law applied, or whether it's common or not. I wonder whether such a law could be used against a patent troll (IANAL).

    2. Re:there aught to be a law againts this.. by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      But what happens when someone starts trolling the trolls? (i.e. bringing fraudulent lawsuits against people claiming that they were filing fraudulent lawsuits)

    3. Re:there aught to be a law againts this.. by revengebomber · · Score: 1

      But what happens when someone starts trolling the trolls? (i.e. bringing fraudulent lawsuits against people claiming that they were filing fraudulent lawsuits) The Glorious Worker's Revolution?
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    4. Re:there aught to be a law againts this.. by byennie · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, you DO have to actually use trademarks and file a statement of use -- and they are processed through the same office - the USPTO.

      But yet patents, no need...

  32. Re:finally on topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he's clearly an MCSE. They specialize in shit eating.

  33. I'm gonna get sued for THIS? by Tablizer · · Score: 1


      msg = readNext(mail);
      if contains(msg.text, "viagra") {
          reply(msg.sender, "Go fuck yourself, spammer!");
      }

    1. Re:I'm gonna get sued for THIS? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Don't do that. It only flags your email as being 'live'. Unless of course you already get millions of spam an hour, at which point you can likely assume that you have been flagged as 'live' by every spammer on the planet.

  34. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by tsm_sf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please respond with "unsubscribe" in the message body to be removed from this news aggregator.

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  35. may I should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had scripts and process that responded to email back in 82-83 time frame. Where is my money?

  36. stop settling with patent trolls by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    God damn it. Don't they see what happening? everytime you settle with a patent troll, you give birth to a new one. These guys will go away with the big boys would just make mince meat out of a few of them.

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    1. Re:stop settling with patent trolls by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Just fight the suit 'til the troll shrivels up and dies from legal fees.

    2. Re:stop settling with patent trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes like the mythic beasts every time you let them have a win two more heads spring forth

    3. Re:stop settling with patent trolls by dodobh · · Score: 0, Troll

      And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
              But we've proved it again and again,
      That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
              You never get rid of the Dane.

        -- Kipling

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    4. Re:stop settling with patent trolls by Zebedeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think usually the trolls are lawyers themselves, so they don't have real legal fees because they don't have to pay the exorbitant lawyer wages.

      My opinion is that these companies that keep getting hit with these patent troll lawsuits should just make an example of one of these guys: fight the lawsuit and start parallel procedures to invalidate each an every one of the other patents that the trolls have, until they are left with no IP and have to fold.
      It would be expensive, but the message would be clear and in the long run it might even be cheaper than fighting each new patent troll individually.

      I usually don't agree with the "prolong the lawsuit until they give up" method because it's an abuse of the system and is generally the wrong/evil way to win a lawsuit.

    5. Re:stop settling with patent trolls by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The problem is that even if the big boys beat up on the trolls, the cost of creating a patent troll is so low in comparison to the potential windfall that striking them down also causes another to rise in their place. Too many people in the US are fans of get-rich-quick schemes, and most of them pay no attention to what has come before. Look at all the people who jump on the end of any speculative bandwagon -- they should know that they are likely to lose their shirts, yet they take the gamble anyway, because they've seen others get rich.

      People don't remember the less-than-spectacular failures of those that have come before -- they remember the spectacular successes. Same goes for playing the lottery (though I could get into relative value of $1/day vs. being set for life, in which case playing the lottery makes sense, but that's another discussion -- from a purely accounting/mathematical standpont, playing the lottery is a loss).

      The only solution is to find a way to prevent patent trolls from acting, while not insitigating the creation of new patent trolls. The most likely to succeed, IMO, is tying them up in lengthy legal battles (while they pay legal fees all along, to make them hemorrhage cash), and when they eventually lose, have them pay your legal fees. In order for this to work, they would have to be forced to enter into escrow your legal fees until settlement in your favor.

      Alternatively, as they are trolls, you could just trick them into staying out past daybreak.

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  37. Wow, I break IP daily by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    Wow, I break IP constantly on my project if this is true. I write lots of automated notifications that I send by email. Come and get me Polaris!!!

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  38. Welcome by NynexNinja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our patent troll overlords.

    1. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on your other comments, you seem intelligent. So why do you think this is still funny?

  39. Storm botnet save us by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    As long as we are all talking about this, I'd like to request that the storm botnet speak up and send a few automated emails their way, hopefully enough to blow these trolls off the face of the Internet.

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  40. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So why does it have to be like that with you? Can't he/she just be, for example, mistaken, ill-informed, wrong, drunk, confused, or brain-farting? Why does he/she have to be, in *your* mind, an idiot? Would it really kill you to be just a touch more civil in your discourse, fucktard?

  41. Re:Usually patents that seem stupid aren't quite . by trawg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming this goes to court and they lose - what is the penalty? Surely they at least have to pay the court costs of Google and the others?

  42. Too late! SOL, morons. by soldoutactivist · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't this invoke some sort of statute of limitations? ProcMail was developed in 1991, as I've read it, and now they sue sixteen years later? And years after this kind of ability has existed in web mail? Did they not see it, or maybe forget they developed it way back when? Did someone walk down the hall and trip over an old computer that magically booted ProcMail to jog Mr. Ima Useless Dumbass' memory?

    Yes, I know: patent troll, but still. Why would a judge even look at this case? You don't report a car stolen years later unless there was never a car to begin with or you yourself had performed illegal activities relating to that car. This has to fall under the same context and as such be immediately dropped. Whether or not the company has a valid case.

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    1. Re:Too late! SOL, morons. by perlchild · · Score: 1

      The fact that they don't have a useful product, clients or an actual company beyond the IP itself would seem to indicate why they filed suit.

      Why would a judge allow a spurious, lacking in merit case? Well one possibility would be that the patent laws got changed to not require merit...
      Another would be that the government actually benefits from only successful patents.
      A third would be that if the defendants actually defend the patent in court, they might actually kill this type of thing... And the judge might actually become famous if that happens, for the good it did all of us...

      Listed in order of likelyhood...

  43. majordomo by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    Uh, majordomo. Anyone? Anyone?

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  44. Can Some Please Clarify? by Comatose51 · · Score: 1
    It brought suit in the Eastern District in Texas, as many patent trolls do

    IANAL but I'm a nerd who've occasionally picked up a law book to read for fun. In the one about patent laws, I remember reading about the court system being restructured and the creation for a Federal circuit for all patent suits precisely to prevent this "forum shopping" that patent trolls do.

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  45. YAH!!! by axia777 · · Score: 1

    *sings in high Munchkin voice* We're all members of the Patent Troll Guild, the Patent Troll Guild! We're all members of the Patent Troll Guild, the Patent Troll Guild! And we just want the Cash!!! *sings in high Munchkin voice*

  46. Can you be more specific? by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's abstract the patent. If you think that vacation meets even that then you're an idiot.

    Can you be more specific on exactly where he is an "idiot"?

    A method for automatically interpreting an electronic message...

    So far, so good.

    ...including the steps of (a) receiving the electronic message from a source;...

    Yes.

    ...(b) interpreting the electronic message using a rule base and case base knowledge engine;...

    Yes. If recipient == X then do Y.

    ...and (c) classifying the electronic message as at least one of (i) being able to be responded to automatically;...

    Not only "classifying" but also responding.

    Seems like he was right and you were wrong.
    1. Re:Can you be more specific? by Tower · · Score: 1

      The point is, the abstract could describe this as "A method wherein the ice cream is scooped with a bare hand" and it wouldn't matter, because the specific claims are all that matters. In this patent, there are 66, like...

      44. The system of claim 41, further comprising:

      a repository of predetermined responses, one or more of the predetermined responses being selected by the knowledge base for proposed delivery to the source; and

      an electronic router for forwarding the electronic message to the human operator when the classifier indicates that a response to the electronic message requires assistance from a human operator, the router delivering the predetermined response to the source when the human operator deems the response appropriate.

      45. The system of claim 44, wherein the classifier categorizes the electronic message into at least one of a plurality of sub-categories based on subject matter content of the electronic message.

      *Those* are what matters.

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    2. Re:Can you be more specific? by thogard · · Score: 1

      Your right that vacation(1) won't meet all of the claims however vacation gets tired into sendmail's "deliver to a pipe" system and a bit of research on that show lots of programs that start breaking down most (if not all) of the other claims way before the patent was filed.

      The real problem here is that in 1979 (when I think most of this was well known for people "Practiced in the Art", the patent office wouldn't allow people to patent software so no one was sending them applications. A few decades later and they decide its ok to patent software but they didn't have anything in their prior art library and they didn't have any examiners in the field so they lat anything go.

    3. Re:Can you be more specific? by mpe · · Score: 1

      A few decades later and they decide its ok to patent software but they didn't have anything in their prior art library and they didn't have any examiners in the field so they lat anything go.

      If they don't have any competent examiners either they shouldn't accept patent applications or should have a default of "reject". Without competent examiners even having patent applications going back 30 years probably wouldn't help much.

  47. oh shit, I use procmail by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

    I even use procmail scripts commercially. I guess I'm double screwed.

  48. funny, already done by most mail servers. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Most old mail servers already did the following:

    "A method for automatically interpreting an electronic message, including the steps of (a) receiving the electronic message from a source; (b) interpreting the electronic message using a rule base and case base knowledge engine; and (c) classifying the electronic message as at least one of (i) being able to be responded to automatically; and (ii) requiring assistance from a human operator. The method for automatically interpreting an electronic message may also include the step of retrieving one or more predetermined responses corresponding to the interpretation of the electronic message from a repository for automatic delivery to the source."

    a) definitely.
    b) examples: sendmail.conf and aliases
    c) Bounce with appropriate message or deliver to human operator...

    So how innovative is that patent?

    What's innovation is the stuff in Douglas Engelbart's Demo in 1968.

    The thing about real innovation (where it is non-obvious to someone in the field) is that it can take > 20 years before people realize what it's useful for and that they want it ;).

    Smart people can think of innovative ideas all the time, the trouble is if you're too far ahead, nobody else "gets it", or the rest of the stuff hasn't been built yet. Think of a caveman coming up with a bicycle when roads weren't built yet. It'll just be a toy or mild curiosity in most places (the aztecs or whoever come to mind - the wheel's not so useful when it's just one more thing you have to carry up the mountain ;) ).

    So the trouble with patents is immediately useful inventions tend to be fairly obvious, because at least nowadays when the "world is ready", either you or hundreds of others will come up with the idea, because either it's obvious or required. All the experts in the field are "thinking in the same context".

    If you're thinking out of the box and beyond all those experts, then the odds your stuff get built/implemented are very low.

    I don't see the point of rewarding people for inventing something that's practically inevitable, maybe if they "_dragged_ everyone to something that was good" (which people just didn't realize was good), or in hindsight tried to (oh that was a good idea of yours after all, sorry bout ignoring you ;) ) then they could be rewarded.

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    1. Re:funny, already done by most mail servers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These lawsuits are annoying, sure, but for those looking for a more common sense approach to invalidating obvious patent claims, this is the most hopeful time in decades.

      The standard you describe as "practically inevitable" is similar to the "predictable" and "obvious to try" standards that have been reaffirmed by the KSR vs Teleflex U.S. Supreme Court ruling (on April 30th, 2007).

      In a nutshell, KSR said that those trying to overrule a patent need not show that related prior art specifically "teached, suggested, or motivated" the claimed innovation in question (the TSM standard). The court ruled that if it was simply "obvious to try" a new combination of components or if it was "predictable" due to market demand or other factors, then these are sufficient justifications for overruling the patent as obvious. The court ruled that the TSM standard is just a guideline and when courts started using it as the primary standard, precluding obviousness itself, then the tail was wagging the dog and that was never the Supreme Court's intent. (Yes the Court, incredibly, had to overrule a lower court ruling that "obvious to try" was not a sufficient standard for determining obviousness. Of course it is! And the damage done by that outrageous stupidity will take decades to undo...)

      The TSM standard really was a lazy standard because it allowed judges to adjudicate patent cases with standards that focus the case on cataloging and interpreting prior art. Now the judges, if they do their job, will have to make subjective rulings on the complexity of technologies and whether someone skilled in the art made a leap beyond ordinary, predictable innovation into something different. This is going to be tough. The supreme court affirmed some pretty good standards for invalidating like "predictable" and "obvious to try" but it remains to be seen whether these "negative" standards are going to be sufficient or found unreasonably restrictive (which is worrisome because the standards could change who knows how).

      It should not be underestimated how large the impact of this ruling (still less than 6 months old) will have on software patent litigation. It will take years for it to work its way through the courts. You can already start to see an effect already though, and the tide has definitely turned against awarding patents for "predictable" innovations. Take a look at some example thoughts on recent rulings: http://www.patenthawk.com/blog/2007/07/chilling_in vention_at_the_pto.html

      The most interesting thing to me about the KSR ruling was the reaction of patent lawyers. At my company, the software developers applauded the ruling but the patent lawyers did not. My discussions with one lawyer about the reactions he described has convinced me that the entire Patent Bar is biased towards having a system of patents that are easier to get, presumably because that leads to more litigation and job security. Of course, he really didn't appreciate the argument that KSR is great for software companies because it means less money spent on nonproductive legal expenses.

      The language in the KSR ruling should be understood, embraced, marshaled, and extended by the forces who support limiting software patents because this is were ultimate victory lies. The key word in the ruling is "predictable". And here is the key: In the industry of software, software features are very commonly "predictable" because the context (customer demand, prior features, competitive challenges) often stimulates the idea and the implementation techniques are standardized and well understood. The opportunities for extraordinary innovation are limited. The software industry needs to drive an understanding of this or rules will be made based on different concepts that judges and lawyers are comfortable with (which explains why the TSM standard became definitive).

      Unfortunately though, patent lawyers will have the most influence on how t

  49. This guy may have beaten him to the crunch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inventor(s)
    Robert J. Hall

    Assignee
    AT&T Corp

    Application
    No. 208446 filed on 1998-12-10
    US Patent Issued on February 15, 2000

    http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6026396-descript ion.html

    SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

    "In accordance with the principles of the present invention, an automatic moderator for electronic mail help lists is provided which builds and supervises a knowledge base of queries and responses. The automatic moderator is a list agent computer program (hereinafter, simply "list agent") which provides information for a list of people interested in a certain subject matter."

    "To avoid loss of effectiveness of such help lists, it would be desirable to build a knowledge database of queries and responses and provide an automatic moderator to formulate responses to queries from, for example, new users. In this manner, old list members would not have to answer repetitive questions and would be encouraged to stay subscribed to the help list.

    An early system for providing automated question answering was Eliza, described in Communications of the ACM, 9, 1966, at pages 36-45 by J. Weizenbaum, in his article "ELIZA-A Computer Program for the Study of Natural Language Communication Between Man and Machine." It is believed that Weizenbaum and others pioneered a shallow natural language understanding based on pattern matching against a user's input and then generating responses based on pattern-action rules. It successfully fooled some people into thinking a human was answering their questions."

  50. CHANGE OF @#(*&# VENUE! by keraneuology · · Score: 1

    This ain't rocket science. Get a statistician, show that the juries in EDoT have a demonstrable bias and move the case.

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    1. Re:CHANGE OF @#(*&# VENUE! by jcr · · Score: 1

      Good luck. The pharmaceutical companies would love to be able to opt out of lawsuits in Mississippi, but to get a change of venue you have to show that the jury pool in the jurisdiction has something against one of the parties in particular. A general fuck-the-big-company attitude won't cut it.

      -jcr

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  51. Ah Yes! Outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the great thing about the new economy! We've shipped many of the good jobs overseas, leaving our refuse class: the lawyers. They producing nothing, but cost us all much.

  52. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by geobeck · · Score: 1

    A method for automatically interpreting...

    I think that says it all. You can't patent an idea (although a lot of current patents seem to be based on that principle); you can patent a method or a device for implementing that idea. If everyone else uses different code to implement the idea, then the well-informed judges that hear patent cases will dismiss the suit.

    Well-informed judges... Oh crap. They're screwed.

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  53. Countersuit? Extortion? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Isn't this exactly the kind of situation where they are so obviously a patent troll that they'd be required to pay the legal fees of the defendant? Can't you bring a ridiculous countersuit of your own, charging them for the "emotional trauma" of bringing you to court on such a BS charge?

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    1. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Probably. But if you're a (smallish) business owner, do you want to go that route and spend time and money tied up in court proceedings or just pay the man a few bucks to go bother somebody else?

      And in response to another poster, than only marks you as an easy touch if the details get out. The patent troll sure isn't motivated to let others know what you settled for, and both of you would have an interest in plastering the settlement with NDAs.

      Its one reason that patent (etc) trolls usually go after smaller businesses first. That was one of the odd things about the Caldera-SCO case: they went after IBM first, undoubtedly expecting to just be bought out altogether rather than actually have to through with it.

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    2. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Probably. But if you're a (smallish) business owner, do you want to go that route and spend time and money tied up in court proceedings or just pay the man a few bucks to go bother somebody else?

      If I'm any kind of a business owner, yes. Because it makes me money.

      Because they get to pay all my legal fees for their lawsuit, plus any lost profits while I was away from my business, plus random amounts more that I'd sue them for, constituting "emotional trauma", assuming I can get away with it. Thus, the only reason I wouldn't want to do this is if I don't like money, or I have a paranoid fear of courtrooms.

      And in response to another poster, than only marks you as an easy touch if the details get out.

      It does, however, make me an easy mark for the same patent troll later on.

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    3. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by bcwright · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that simple! At least in the US, as a defendant you do NOT automatically get all of your legal expenses and opportunity costs paid for even if you prevail. Very often the court will award your out-of-pocket expenses to you, but it's not a guarantee; but your opportunity costs as well as any penalties are difficult to determine and would require that you file a counter suit which might well not prevail. For example, you would have to show, among other things, that the plaintiffs knowingly filed a suit which had no merit - ie, legal harassment. This would be difficult to prove if the USPTO had indeed granted a patent and you had in fact infringed on the patent, leaving open only the question of the validity of said patent.

      For a small business it may well not be worth the risk especially in terms of loss of opportunity costs and distractions from their core business.

    4. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Depends. What's the risk factor involved? And how's your cashflow? Can you afford to pay your attorneys plus legal fees for the year or more that the lawsuit drags out? What if the troll gets an injunction against you selling your product that they say violates their patent? How are you going to pay the bills then?

      Going to trial is always a crapshoot even if you're 100% sure that you have a solid case. Nasty surprises happen (jury goofs up, judge makes a bad decision -- can your cashflow survive the appeal process? -- etc).

      Not that fighting patent trolls isn't a noble cause; I wish more people would do it. But plenty of people see discretion as the better part of valor. (As witness the amount of crap people submit to before boarding a plane these days.)

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    5. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Can you afford to pay your attorneys plus legal fees for the year or more that the lawsuit drags out?

      I'd borrow what I need, or find a lawyer willing to work pro bono.

      What if the troll gets an injunction against you selling your product that they say violates their patent?

      Ah, that would be a problem. Yet I still see far too many companies pussying out at this point.

      Consider Blackberry -- they practically owned a monopoly on the mobile email market. An obvious patent troll sued them, and tried to get an injunction. Blackberry settled.

      Can you imagine what would happen if they had decided to fight it? Just leave a friendly little note in everyone's inbox, before the injunction takes effect, telling everyone what's about to happen, and posting contact information for the troll's lawyers and the judge.

      They'd have an instant army of Crackberry addicts writing to tell the troll exactly what they thought. They might even get quite a lot of people donating money to the cause.

      Going to trial is always a crapshoot even if you're 100% sure that you have a solid case. Nasty surprises happen (jury goofs up, judge makes a bad decision -- can your cashflow survive the appeal process? -- etc).

      It should be just as bad, if not worse, if you don't have any case at all. It should be more dangerous for the trolls here.

      But plenty of people see discretion as the better part of valor. (As witness the amount of crap people submit to before boarding a plane these days.)

      Generally, even for international flights, it's only an inconvenience. They're not actually taking money out of my pockets.

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    6. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      This would be difficult to prove if the USPTO had indeed granted a patent and you had in fact infringed on the patent, leaving open only the question of the validity of said patent.

      Wouldn't that question be closed by the time you won the first case -- their suit against you?

      Why is it so hard to prove these obvious patent trolls? Slashdot just provided reams of prior art, isn't that enough?

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    7. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by bcwright · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that question be closed by the time you won the first case -- their suit against you?

      Not likely - the bar would be considerably higher than merely whether the patent was invalid. You would have to show, for example, that the patent was filed fraudulently or in bad faith; or that the suit was brought even though the plaintiffs knew that they had no reasonable hope of prevailing on the merits. That's a much higher standard than merely whether the patent had been upheld by the prior ruling: The presumption would be that the mere fact that a patent had been granted would have been sufficient justification for a belief on the part of the plaintiffs that their suit might be able prevail on its merits.

      As for whether there has been enough prior art exhibited on Slashdot to invalidate the patent, as far as I've seen that's not yet established. Clearly there is prior art for the most obvious implementations of email autoresponders - these have existed since the early 80's at least. But the patent does reference at least some of that prior art, so the claims must be a little more specific than such a general interpretation as what everyone seems to be assuming. There are around 60 separate claims in the patent, and all that's necessary is for one or two of them to be found to be novel in order for the patent to hold up at least partially.

      If their suit claims that all email autoresponder systems infringe on the patent, that's just plain silly and with any luck the suit will be dismissed quickly - but I doubt that their claims are that broad.

      That said, given the amount of experience there has been with autoresponders over the last 30 years, I would expect that there would be prior art for so many possible actions and designs that the valid portion of the patent (if any) would have to have a pretty narrow scope - so it should be easy to design most systems so that they didn't infringe.

      Why is it so hard to prove these obvious patent trolls? Slashdot just provided reams of prior art, isn't that enough?

      Sigh. The problem is that so many of these patents have such a laundry list of claims, and as noted above in order for at least part of the patent to hold up, all that's necessary is for one of the claims to hold up. You usually can't just look at the "executive summary" of the patent and have a good idea of whether the patent might have some valid scope. I certainly share the frustration but once the software patent genie is out of the bottle, you're stuck with trying to knock down each patent and each claim within each patent much like the whack-a-mole games at the fair.

    8. Re:Countersuit? Extortion? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Not likely - the bar would be considerably higher than merely whether the patent was invalid. You would have to show, for example, that the patent was filed fraudulently or in bad faith; or that the suit was brought even though the plaintiffs knew that they had no reasonable hope of prevailing on the merits.

      Still doesn't sound hard. You demonstrate that the plaintiffs had no other business model than patent trolling. You bring in experts in the industry, you show them the patent, and let the court watch them laugh until they cry... And then you show the prior art, not in some obscure thing that a patent clerk might have missed, but in common use, a simple Google search away for anyone who'd bothered to look -- or common knowledge for anyone who understands how email works.

      There are around 60 separate claims in the patent, and all that's necessary is for one or two of them to be found to be novel in order for the patent to hold up at least partially.

      I forget who said it first, but...

      Why is it that you can define a patent very, very narrowly to avoid stepping on prior art, and then turn around and sue people for infringing on the vaguest, broadest possible interpretation of said patent?

      I certainly share the frustration but once the software patent genie is out of the bottle, you're stuck with trying to knock down each patent and each claim within each patent much like the whack-a-mole games at the fair.

      I would hope that there's a legal firm, somewhere, bold enough to take this on. One or two risky cases to set a precedent, then make it standard operating procedure to fight and countersue patent trolls.

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  54. IETF doing this in 1984? by Skapare · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can't recall the exact year, but it was around 1984 (scary, eh?). The DECsystem-2060 system running TOPS-20 at The Ohio State University Computer Science Department was connected via a network I believe was CSNET. While using that system I learned of a facility to obtain RFC documents that described things like the format of email headers ... by sending email to a specific email address. It would them email the document back. I received over 20 some RFCs that way. They came back within a couple minutes, so I doubt they had someone just sitting there answering it. I suspect this was an early IETF or ARPA facility. Maybe they have some documentation that still remains about this. Maybe it's in an RFC itself. I'll have to Google for more of this.

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    1. Re:IETF doing this in 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A group of students tried to automate the game of Diplomacy over email on an IBM mainframe back in 1993. Unfortunately a bug in the program caused it to go into an endless loop and send a thousand or so emails before the owners of the mainframe noticed and the game was banned. Diplomacy required amongst other things anonymous communication between players, so if I was playing France and wanted to talk to Germany I shouldn't know who was playing Germany. The mail system managed this. I don't remember much of the other details of the game, but think game commands were involved. The bug hit very early on unfortunately.

      Doesn't good the good old Majordomo mailing list program come close to this?

    2. Re:IETF doing this in 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you described about receiving RFC by mail, reminded me of the early 90's when the web didn't exist and when we wanted to look for a program or file we had to search using archie.

      archie told you interactively where files matching your pattern were, but sometimes the results were too large to continue the search online, so you could ask it to send an email with the result.

      And you could also send email to do the search for you.

  55. Not just listserv, majordomo, and vacation by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 3, Informative

    let us not forget the email-to-ftp gateways that BITNET used to have. Another example is the AutoDRM protocol used for seismic data, which dates to 1991.

    1. Re:Not just listserv, majordomo, and vacation by slittle · · Score: 1

      Mail robots were rife by the early 90s when I got online. Gopher, WWW, FTP and numerous custom (non-gateway) bots could be used to automagically request files and documents. Most of them still attached accounting information to the responses too. Even though they were public servers and all the charges were set to zero, I doubt it would have mattered because CPU usage for a robot response was tenths or hundreds of a second. I can only assume there was a time far earlier than the 90s when this information was actually useful.

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  56. What about M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outlook does automated replies (Out of Office and canned replies from application mail boxes), is Uncle Billy paying his fair share???

  57. The world has gone mad by aim2future · · Score: 1

    no comments

  58. wow, about 20 years late by m2943 · · Score: 1

    Automated e-mail responses are really old stuff; this patent is about 20 years late.

  59. Okay, can YOU be more specific? by khasim · · Score: 1

    The point is, the abstract could describe this as "A method wherein the ice cream is scooped with a bare hand" and it wouldn't matter, because the specific claims are all that matters.

    Yes, but you STILL don't demonstrate where "vacation" would NOT meet those criteria. Read for yourself about the "one or more of the predetermined responses".

    So having a SINGLE predetermined response WOULD meet the basics of that.

    I'm going to predict that Google will take this patent apart in court. Despite what you two claim.
    1. Re:Okay, can YOU be more specific? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you STILL don't demonstrate where "vacation" would NOT meet those criteria. Read for yourself about the "one or more of the predetermined responses".

      So having a SINGLE predetermined response WOULD meet the basics of that.
      Does having a SINGLE predetermined response meet the basics of "an electronic router for forwarding the electronic message to the human operator when the classifier indicates that a response to the electronic message requires assistance from a human operator"? No, I don't think so. But that's a requirement of the patented invention - it's even mentioned right there, quite explicitly, in the section of the patent that the GP quoted. The "and" in front of it is, I believe, pretty clearly intended to convey the suggestion that it is not optional. So that's where "vacation" does NOT meet those criteria. Earth to khasim, are we communicating yet?

      You're probably right that Google will win this case, but it will probably be because what Google uses is not the same as what's described in the patent, not because "vacation" is prior art.
  60. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the poster wasn't drunk, if he were drunk he would have been +5 Insightful.

  61. Why by hmmdar · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone pay anything to these guys, this technology has been around for at least 15-20 years.

  62. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unsubscribe

  63. Prior art by peej73 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps an interesting poll would be "how many Slashdot readers, over the age of 30, don't personally have prior art that would invalidate this patent?" I know I do. What is truely scarey is that this patent ever got accepted.... it augurs badly for our friends in the Patent office.

  64. There's loads of prior art here by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

    Obvious patent - apply server rule processing to email client.... BFD.

    I don't see the point in applying server rule processing to an email client. Why not add an email adapter to a business rules engine?... oh wait...

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  65. Why... by michrech · · Score: 1

    ...aren't they going after Microsoft, the postfix folks, etc? They make software that can be used to send automated emails, too. For that matter, I'm sure Novel has a product that does as well. That doesn't even speak to all the "shareware" mail software that can do the same.

    Why just pick AOL, Amazon, Borders, Google, IAC, and Yahoo?

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    1. Re:Why... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Why dont they go after IBM's Notes which has an auto-response feature???
      If they can sue a kid, they can sue a gorilla.

      Oh wait... that gorilla can bleed them to death through attrition, slowly and surely.

      Maybe they are setting precedents and then plan to sue IBM later.
      If that is the case a pre-emptive strike by IBM is necessary.

      IBM ! are u listening???

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  66. RFC 822 by tiny69 · · Score: 1

    Automatic responses to email, SMTP specifically, is discussed in RFC 822. This RFC was published on August 13, 1982 and is listed as an industry standard.

    4.4.4. AUTOMATIC USE OF FROM / SENDER / REPLY-TO

        For systems which automatically generate address lists for
                    replies to messages, the following recommendations are made:

                            o The "Sender" field mailbox should be sent notices of
                                    any problems in transport or delivery of the original
                                    messages. If there is no "Sender" field, then the
                                    "From" field mailbox should be used.

                            o The "Sender" field mailbox should NEVER be used
                                    automatically, in a recipient's reply message.

                            o If the "Reply-To" field exists, then the reply should
                                    go to the addresses indicated in that field and not to
                                    the address(es) indicated in the "From" field.

                            o If there is a "From" field, but no "Reply-To" field,
                                    the reply should be sent to the address(es) indicated
                                    in the "From" field.

                    Sometimes, a recipient may actually wish to communicate with
                    the person that initiated the message transfer. In such
                    cases, it is reasonable to use the "Sender" address.

                    This recommendation is intended only for automated use of
                    originator-fields and is not intended to suggest that replies
                    may not also be sent to other recipients of messages. It is
                    up to the respective mail-handling programs to decide what
                    additional facilities will be provided.

                    Examples are provided in Appendix A.

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  67. Actually... by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I wonder if this is the case that the Supreme Court's been apparently looking for to invalidate sofware patents entirely? I recall in the MS vs AT&T that one of the justices asked "This court has never actually ruled on the patentability of software, have we" (IIRC). They couldn't rule on SW patentability in that case because neither party brought the issue up.

    Supremes have been tightening patentability left and right lately. It wouldn't be a stretch for them to whack SW patents completely. Google may well be the deep-pocket defendant to bring up the issue, and they can afford to litigate it all the way.

    1. Re:Actually... by MLease · · Score: 1

      Interesting thought. But I wonder whether Google would want to have software patents in general invalidated? I suspect they may have some of their own that they'd rather keep, so they might think it worthwhile to settle with the patent trolls. I hope they do fight it all the way, as I think software patenting has gotten out of hand; I'm just not sure they'll decide it's in their best interests.

      -Mike

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    2. Re:Actually... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Patents may be a pain, but for large corps, they don't really `cost' much (even if the occasional one settles for millions)---and it probably provides more benefit in preventing small players and hurting competition.

      Lets imagine Google can settle (or license this `technology') this for 100k or so. Microsoft does the same. All of a sudden you have two big players, and very few little guys who can even risk being sued (now that settlements gave $$ and power to the troll). Small price to pay for such a `monopoly' against small startups.

      (also, it would likely cost lots more to fight than to settle; and you can't beat'em all anyway).

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  68. Re:Usually patents that seem stupid aren't quite . by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

    How a patent like this ever passes the laugh test, I don't know.

    Simple: the patent office doesn't apply the laugh test. If they did, the patent lawyers would challenge them on it to the legislators. ("Either there is a good legal reason to deny the application or it should be accepted. This isn't the time or place for gut feelings.")

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  69. Mail reflectors 1989 by aim2future · · Score: 1

    The way most people keep up to date on network news is through subscription to a number of mail reflectors (also known as mail exploders). Mail reflectors are special electronic mailboxes which, when they receive a message, resend it to a list of other mailboxes. This in effect creates a discussion group on a particular topic. Each subscriber sees all the mail forwarded by the reflector, and if one wants to put his "two cents" in sends a message with the comments to the reflector.

    The Hitchhikers Guide to the Internet September 1989
  70. prev. art: Debian Bugs tracking system by emj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the Debian bugs system page it says the first version was realeased in 94. I'm not sure how much was implemented, but in it's current form it's really very much alike the patent (what is said in the abstract anyways.

    Listserv might also apply, if they had advanced mailinglist management in the beginning.

    1. Re:prev. art: Debian Bugs tracking system by emj · · Score: 1

      a classifier for classifying the electronic message into at least one of (i) being able to be responded to automatically; and (ii) requiring assistance from a human operator.


      This is the most important part, I think but this here is the most comical, so if I use utf-8?:

      15. The method of claim 1, wherein the electronic message is received over an electronic data communications channel.

      16. The method of claim 15, wherein the electronic data communications channel is the Internet.

      17. The method of claim 15, wherein the electronic message is an electronic mail (E-mail) message.

      18. The method of claim 1, further comprising the steps of:

      (a1) receiving the electronic message from the source in a first data format; and

      (a2) converting the electronic message from the first data format to an electronic message having a second data format.

      19. The method of claim 18, wherein the first data format is one of a printed document format, a voice data format, a dual tone multi-frequency (DTMF) format, and a first digital data format.

      20. The method of claim 19, wherein the second data format is a second digital data format.

      21. The method of claim 20, wherein the first and second digital data formats are ASCII.

      22. The method of claim 1, wherein the predetermined response is altered in accordance the interpretation of the electronic message before delivery to the source.

      23. The method of claim 1, wherein the electronic message includes fixed data.

      24. The method of claim 1, wherein the electronic message includes variable data.
  71. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd expact that if "using different code" were to be considered an acceptable way to use a different method, the code would have to be published as part of disclosing the method.

    I'm not going to say that's a bad thing.

  72. What about Gopher? by LesFerg · · Score: 1

    Ok, plenty of examples of prior art relating to SMTP, but the patent seems to refer broadly to responses to an 'electronic message'. Wasn't the Gopher protocol essentially a mechanism for receiving an 'electronic message' containing a request for specific resources from a repository, which would then be posted back to the requester.

    Gopher was implemented around 1991, I remember it was one of the first search facilities I used on the early internet.

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  73. explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  74. Two words by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    Two words to Polaris: procmail, formail.

  75. There is precedent in software distribution too by belmolis · · Score: 1

    Back in the 1980s I remember using at least two services that provided software in response to email, which would seem to be prior art. One was run by Bell Labs, the other by one of the national labs (Sandia? Los Alamos?). Bell Labs distributed some of their Unix utilities this way. Whatever lab it was distributed mathematical software - stuff for linear algebra, differential equations, statistics and so forth. In both cases, you sent a message along the lines of "get package foo" and you get back email containing the software.

  76. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A method for automatically interpreting an electronic message, including the steps of (a) receiving the electronic message from a source; (b) interpreting the electronic message using a rule base and case base knowledge engine; and (c) classifying the electronic message as at least one of (i) being able to be responded to automatically; and (ii) requiring assistance from a human operator. The method for automatically interpreting an electronic message may also include the step of retrieving one or more predetermined responses corresponding to the interpretation of the electronic message from a repository for automatic delivery to the source.
    Is that all? Any old eggdrop or other IRC script could fit that description easily. Pre-internet even there were tons of factory control systems that would fit the description completely and then some. The statements are basically very generalized though they probably were not intended to be. Patent should be thrown out as being too obvious and too far reaching as well as prior art.
  77. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by kwark · · Score: 1

    Well, procmail/vacation has most of these:
    -procmail provides the rules
    -vacation retrieves a message from stdin
    -vacation interprets it to see wheter to sent an automated response
    -procmail stores the message for the human operator

  78. I was product manager for this at Brightware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe parent was modded up insightful. The parent didn't describe a damned thing.

    Truth is, the patent, like so many, is probably BS, and I would be happy to see it quashed now that Brightware no longer exists (along with my ceremonial stock suitable for wall paper.)

    But parent's post was just crap.

  79. RE: You're sued by mvanvoorden · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your e-mail to claims@yahoo.com This auto-reply informs you that your claim is received and that it's automatically forwarded to our Legal department. Kind regards, Yahoo.com

  80. I was product manager for this at Brightware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't invent the damned system, but I inherited it and managed it for awhile.

    It was built with ART*Enterprise, a RETI, Rule Based System, half lisp, half rules, half c.

    It also made use of Brightware's Case Base Reasoning system, as well as various modules using Bayesian analysis.

    We certainly CLAIMED it was much smarter than procmail.

    It would try to understand what a typical text based email was trying to ask about. If it was asking for account information, or information that the system was programmed to handle, it could autonomously respond with that information.

    If it didn't understand the actual intent of the message, it would try to understand enough of it to forward it to the appropriate email queue.

    Plus of course it had various statistics, tracking, and reporting abilities so you could figure out what your customers were looking for and beef up actual customer support in those areas.

  81. Unbelievable by cheros · · Score: 1

    Sjeez - how far back do you need to go? What about email reject messages - that would be prior art. Vacation messages? List control messages? I've seen this years ago on Bulletin Boards (i.e. pre-Internet) so there's a mountain of prior art.

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  82. IP constantly on my project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I break wind daily, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

  83. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unscribe

  84. Generating star charts by email by EricTheRed · · Score: 1

    Back in late 1994 I wrote a small application which generated Star Charts served via email.

    Based on a simple set of commands describing where in the sky to centre the chart, the field of view, limiting magnitude, objects to include etc, and it would generate a Postscript file of the generated chart based on those commands.

    It was built up using both bash and perl, and the commands fed to it directly from sendmail, so when you sent an email to it's own email address, you received a response with the required generated map or a set of errors if you made a mistake.

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  85. Re:ridiculous - looser pays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we please introduce "looser pays all costs" - (with costs not limited to just legal) even if this is just for patent related lawsuits.

    this would fix soooo many problems

  86. This patent doesn't stand a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Against Google and Yahoo!

    But if a similarily absurd patent is filed by Microsoft vs. a lone open source programmer, it will be won (or at least it can block the distribution of the software in mainstream linux distributions, like in the case of ffmpeg).

    And this shows why software patents must be unacceptable, like the EU does. Even if "OIN is your friend".

  87. Re:sendmail released in 1983 by displague · · Score: 1

    "vacation" is just a tool used by sendmail in a .forward file context. Again, I haven't read the full article, but the abstract seems to be met by Sendmail (1983, assuming that feature was intact at the time).

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  88. Those who forget history... by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
            To puff and look important and to say:--
    "Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
            We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

    And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
            But we've proved it again and again,
    That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
            You never get rid of the Dane.
                                            --Rudyard Kipling

    1. Re:Those who forget history... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Very true.

      And yet there are always people willing to pay the Dane-geld, otherwise patent trolls (and protection rackets in general) wouldn't exist.

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  89. Email - based services by ishmalius · · Score: 1

    People should probably search for old examples of email "servers," such as the ones that respond to commands like, "get myfile.zip." These go way back to even before people commonly had Internet connections, when they had dialup UUCP and Compuserve and such. There was even a system called "M0" , that had a grammar for interpreted email scripts.

    Oh, and don't forget LISTSERV and Majordomo!

    Using smarts to guess the information and context of a given message does definitely have ancestors in software that would scan USENET postings for useful stuff. Remember that originally USENET was more like email and predated the "news:" protocol.

  90. Re:finally on topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, a Senator.

  91. Re:I for one... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
    Yeah, and they've a whole closet full of lawsuits to follow, because you know those guys are a bunch of Packrats:

    Spare a thought for poor Polaris Packrat, or more importantly, their users. Fantastic Contact Manager in the DOS days, and they even successfully negotiated their way to their first Windows version - no small undertaking. Then they released their networkable version for Windows. Disaster struck! They had to, ala Firestone, recall their products...
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  92. Beyond Prior Art by Dausha · · Score: 1

    Beyond prior art, there are other sound defenses. First, let's take laches. Laches says that a patent holder can't sit back and wait for a patent infringer to build up a business with the patent and then stomp him. As soon as the violation occurs and the patent holder is aware of the violation, he must act. Waiting a few weeks (or 5 years) can trigger a valid laches defense.

    Second, prior art requires, er, prior art. Others have cited to scores of major tools (Listserv being one) that satisfy that. However, there is another defense: obviousness. IIRC, SCOTUS just lowered the standard for obviousness this past Term. The fact that there are so many tools from the time of the patent (1998 is when it was filed, and IIRC, its effective date) that are similar to the patent's claims indicates that a practitioner of the art from 1998 would know how to write an automated, multiple-response email responder. If so, then it's obvious.

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  93. I'm glad they've sued google by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    I just hope google releases their Nazgûl rather than settling. It would be nice to see a few more of these trolls get ground into the dust, patents invalidated, all their money spent on lawyer's fees and countersued for being a royal pain in everyone's collective ass.

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  94. This patent BS is going to cost the US by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    Both in terms of taxpayer funding for legal spaghetti monsters and stifling innovation. The Patent System needs to be reformed or the US may just find itself wearing a legal straightjacket that doesn't even allow one to change direction, let alone innovate freely.

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  95. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original smail does all that's in the summary with shell scripts. Such functionality was in smail, smail-2, and is still in smail-3, all prior art to the patent.

    BTW, vacation(1) is trivial to implement with smail.

  96. Re:ridiculous - looser pays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    "looser pays all costs"

    SO the tighter doesn't have to pay anything? Cool.

  97. 'Ideas' can not be patented. by tkjtkj · · Score: 1

    " ... which holds a patent on the idea of responding automatically to emails. "

    no way. An 'idea' can not be patented. A patent is for an INVENTION, not a thought.

    A patent requires a 'model' , it requires 'drawings and/or a working model of the DEVICE'...

    baloney.

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  98. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by kooshvt · · Score: 1

    Please respond with "unsubscribe" in the message body to be removed from this news aggregator. How do I get off of this list?
  99. AOHELL released in Early 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm Well even AOHELL Hacker program did this in the early 90's, Send and email to the user account with certain commands, the commands would be interperetted, like "send list", it would send you a list of Warez the person had available. Meanwhile it ouwld delete this email from the user keeping the AOHELL acount mailbox clean for other requests. You could then send an email requesting a specific form of warez. If you screwed up it had the option of Automatically replying with a your a dumbas message or attaching a virus, or it could prompt the person running AOHELL and they could TOS your account manually or automatically or even punt you via IM's, Let Face it AOHELL And several other hack bot AOL software had these features way way way before 1997.

  100. It only takes 1 valid claim by everphilski · · Score: 1

    It only takes 1 valid claim to win a case. By stopping 46 short of the end, you may have missed the moneymaker. Remember, invalidating one claim does not invalidate the entire patent, it invalidates that claim. All the other claims remain valid until each individual claim is struck.

  101. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by canuck57 · · Score: 1

    That's abstract the patent. If you think that vacation meets even that then you're an idiot. And we haven't even started looking at the claims yet.

    He is actually right. .vacation, and unmentioned .forward file have been in there since I don't know when. Certainly long before 1997.

    And example in a forward file:
    \js, "|/usr/ucb/vacation js"

    Lets go back further.

    Now I remember doing this in the late 80's where I would have a cron job read mail of an account sent to a system. It would run a shell script where if the rules matched the headers and the message body it would execute commands and conditional responses with the results of those commands. The purpose was to reset the modem pool if someone left them in a hung state.

    So I guess I broke a 1998 patent in ~1989? I should be chucked into jail -- or --

    Lets hope the court dismisses this with prejudice and punitive damages against the patent troll. This is prior art plain and simple. Certainly nothing innovative.

    The patent system is full of trivial concepts like these and should be routinely flushed.

  102. Abolish Software Patents... by Synchis · · Score: 1

    The simple answer to all of this madness is to completely eliminate software patents. It seems to me that the arguements against software patents FAR outweigh the arguements for them.

    My hope out of all this is that the judge's in these cases start to use the new obvious patent analysis introduced with the KSR case recently. Then prior art wouldn't be required if the patent were to be found obvious, and thus, invalid.

    Patents are designed to A: protect intellectual property and B: bolster innovation. I can't for the life of me see how this patent troll is using patents for anything but making money, which should in and of itself be an invalid use of a patent. Perhaps a change to the patent system... say... you can't bring a suit against another company for infringing on your patent unless you derive more than 50% of your gross revenue from non-patent sources... you know... true innovation, actual products, sales, services.

    That would stop patent trolls in their tracks, as it would make it impossible to develop a stockpile of software patents, and then just hand out dozens of lawsuits to make money.

    Bring back true innovation, when a company could come up with truly unique ideas and build that into a foundation.

    Or are we, as a human race, simply out of truly unique ideas?

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  103. I've Sent My Letter To The USPO by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    Morons. Yet another example of the USPO idiocy. Why they ever granted such a blatantly obvious patent is beyond me; perhaps its lawyer-generated obfuscation rolled their eyes back, eh?

    We were doing this with Usenet mail decades ago. I personally wrote scripts (perl and Unix shell scripts, of course) to parse incoming uploader email at the major software archive site I was supporting. Trivial.

    Man, I despise patent trolls. Shakespeare had it right: "First, we shoot all the lawyers."

  104. A patent... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... for a feature that's been part of most, if not all, email software packages since email existed? (Why am I not surprised?)

    So, I guess the patent examiner wasn't aware of how ".vacation" files work. Or that autoresponders have been in use since the '80s. Magazines back then published articles on how to write your own.

    While it's expensive to fight a bogus patent, one's still gotta wonder about the competence of the legal advice received by those companies that settled. Patent trolls will never go away if most companies merely follow the knee-jerk approach of writing a check and settling.

    The U.S. ought to get a copy of the hiring guidelines of some of the European patent offices. They used to hire smart guys who came up with revolutionary ideas in physics in their spare time. We tend to hire guys who have no idea what technology has already been in widespread use for, oh, the past twenty years.

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  105. Re:finally on topic! by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you are one sick fuck

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  106. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in 1992 while working at Bell Labs in the Network Systems division I wrote a simulator for the 3M DARTS (Digital Access Remote Test System) product, called, appropriately enough, dartsim. I provided an email based interface for simulator control, status reporting, and documentation. It would parse the subject line and message body and respond appropriately. A general request for 'help' would send you back a text document on how to navigate the remaining email based services. The simulator supported many (many) simultaneous DARTS that were all addressable based on CLLI (don't ask...) and each CLLI instance was programmable to provide various test results as well as failure modes, based on statistical modeling, fixed failures, or random occurrences. The behavior could be set/retrieved through the email system. A user could request the current behavior set, edit the returned results and resubmit them to change the behavior for any specific DARTS instance, all through text based email to the server. In this day and age, I would have made it web based instead, but at that time and place, text based configuration made much more sense, and email was the 'universal' interface, accessible from any client. I think this application would have certainly met most of the claims in the listed abstract, including (ii) in that poorly formed requests were automatically forwarded to me so that I could respond to the user directly.

    Hey John, if you happen to be reading this, I hope you are staying out of HARMs way! (Its a CAROT joke)

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  107. Usenet archives... by amccaf1 · · Score: 1
    Using google groups to search Usenet archives from before 1990 reveals quite a lot of usage of "unsubscribe".

    Indeed, here's a pertinent post (and thread) from 1989:

    The command is UNSUBscribe (or the old SIGNOFF which also works) AND yout can TELL/SEND or email an UNSUB for any list to any handy LISTSERV and let the LISTSERV figure out which specific surver to forward the request to. Unless a new one's been put on line lately, the nearest LISTSERV to SNYBUFVA would be LISTSERV@UBVM

    Try email to NETSERV@BITNIC

    GET BITNET SERVERS GET BITNET USERHELP
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  108. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by drfireman · · Score: 1

    It sounds like you're confusing patents and copyrights. Setting aside the issue of whether or not software patents make sense, this is a big part of the reason why someone would want a software patent as opposed to a copyright. You can copyright the code, but not the idea. But you can patent the idea (basically), as long as the idea has been implemented (as code, in this case). This is a ridiculous dichotomy, but one we're stuck with in the US for the moment.

  109. forget prior art by jbengt · · Score: 1

    A patent is supposed to be detailed enough to allow anyone skilled in the art to reproduce the invention. I didn't see anything in the claims that would allow you to do this, only vague descriptions that the program parses the email and makes decisions.

  110. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by webrunner · · Score: 1

    The situation it's supposed to be is that you patent the ALGORITHM.

    But that's really been forgotten at this point

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  111. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by drfireman · · Score: 1

    The situation it's supposed to be is that you patent the ALGORITHM. Indeed. An algorithm is just a specific kind of idea (but since patents happen to apply to many kinds of ideas, we usually use the more generic term).

    But that's really been forgotten at this point Not sure I can endorse that. Among Slashdot readers, anyway, there's a lot of outrage over the fact that you can patent algorithms. Not sure how much outrage there is over the patenting of other kinds of ideas.
  112. Archie via email... by Vizzie · · Score: 1

    Procmail and sendmail (and mh's slocal, for that matter) probably had this capability well before the filing. However, to serve as prior art, you would need documented evidence that someone had conceived of using them to automatically respond to the content of a mail message prior to 1997. It's prior art, not prior capability.

    Having said that, back in the late 80's/early 90's, when there were still people with dial-up UUCP connections still, there were a number of services which responded by email. Archie is the biggest one I remember off the top of my head, and if you go to http://www.yudit.org/gaspar/archie.txt you see:

            Archie Email Help (Version 3.0)

    HELP for the archie email server, as of 10 April, 1993.

    And it does exactly what the patent claims, and more. It sends canned responses for quite a few commands, plus it can send dynamic responses to requests for searches. The patent is obviously invalid, and now that they are picking on big companies with lots of lawyers, they are going to get buried.

  113. Prior case law? by bcwright · · Score: 1

    I remember using primitive email systems even back in the 70's - and automated email reply bots came not too much later, in the very early 80's at the latest. I haven't read through the entire list of claims carefully, so it's possible that there is some little bit of innovation in there somewhere, though by 1998 when the patent was filed the basic concept was old, old technology (even Netscape had been out since 1994) and I doubt that there was much room left by that time for any innovation whose application was so broad that it could cover very many of the possible designs and uses for email bots.

    However what interests me more is the statement that implies that there have been other lawsuits over this same issue and that they have already been "settled." This implies that the patent has already been tested in court, though the previous cases may have already been settled out of court. Since this new lawsuit is aimed at some of the "big names" in the industry it would appear that the point is to try to use these previous lawsuits as case law for the new lawsuit. This is a typical tactic of the patent troll - try to get some case law established against small fish who would rather settle than fight (because they don't have the resources or incentive for a massive court battle) and if that goes your way then go for the big score against the big fish. Does anyone know whether those cases were settled out of court or whether they actually went to judgement? If the latter then the legal situation is a bit stickier for the defendants. If the patent was upheld in previous cases it would also be interesting to know whether the whole patent was upheld or only parts of it, and on what basis.

  114. MOD PARENT AS TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's abstract the patent. If you think that vacation meets even that then you're an idiot. And we haven't even started looking at the claims yet. This is what is wrong with Slashdot.

    This idiotic post is no different than the Fark cliche ("I work for the US Treasury, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...") There is absolutely nothing insightful, or for that matter, correct, about anything that QuantumG wrote.

    Clearly the entire abstract is covered by prior art. What claims in the patent were not implemented earlier?

  115. Prior works by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Lessee. Procmail in 1991, even so far back as an alias with a shell script back in the days of RFC 822. I don't think we'll have any problems with prior works.

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  116. Re:I for one... by skarphace · · Score: 1

    Auto-responders are the devil with a touch of hilarity. I once had a user send out an e-mail to someone with a vacation auto-response. At the same time, she had one set still from her vacation. So the servers just kept responding to each other and everything slowed to a crawl. I stopped allowing them shortly after.

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  117. i now we all hate patents but..... by jackjjordan · · Score: 1

    these guys can sue google for any single claim in their patent. They don't need to start with claim one. They also don't need to sue google for as broad of use as people on this board are joking about. Auto responders would seem to distroy claims 1-3 but claim 7 starts to get really specific as it is a grouping of claims 1-4 and 6 and 7. The prior art you are referencing doesn't touch on that subject matter. If google is doing that then they would need to bring prior art shows a product that did all those steps or an article outlining all those steps. Just trying to bring the debate up a notch. Not a big fan of patents although I know some little companies that would not exist if they didn't have that type of protection.

  118. Screw prior art, what about the obvious idea thing by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    Obviously there's prior art, but wouldn't it make more sense for the courts to just overturn the patent as an obvious idea? Patents are meant to protect the investment of people who spend a lot of money to figure out how to do something. It seems pretty obvious that there's no need to spend much time figuring out how to automatically reply to an e-mail. Maybe if they patented an AI algorithm that interpreted emails (something more complicated than a series of regular expressions) and replied appropriately, but their patent is much simpler than that, isn't it? And even if it wasn't, how would they know about the algorithms the defendants use to process e-mails?

  119. Re:I for one... by MCraigW · · Score: 1

    So the servers just kept responding to each other

    A better implementation of an Autoresponder will only send one auto-response to each address from which it receives a message.

  120. Lawyers don't like patents in 'troll-prone' fields by D4C5CE · · Score: 1

    Try explaining to one of your non-geek acquaintances what procmail does, and why it's useful. About 4 hours into the explanation, it'll dawn on you that non-geeks won't ever be able to comprehend stuff in Slashdot - we speak/write in a language that isn't recognisable as English to 99% of people out there.

    There's a *huge* impedance mismatch between IT people and legal people
    There are some lawyers at l(e)ast who seem to grasp (i.e. grok, for the übergeeks) these issues pretty well.
    Incidentally these also happen to be the ones skillfully and convincingly taking software patents to bits (root and all).
  121. just check on slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heck! why both with a proper patent office and law suit defense when you can simply
    read the slashdot responses to such a patent issue and get sooo many references
    and URLs - its not even funny. those companies that paid out should not
    only be ashamed but should no counter-sue to get their money back - as this was
    an obvious extortion and con racket that they got done by

  122. I have a patent too! by oblivion95 · · Score: 1

    I have a patent on automatically filing lawsuits.

  123. What's obvious? by bcwright · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately the "obvious idea" approach to invalidating a patent is often difficult - in general you won't be going before a judge or jury who actually knows about software development from the standpoint of a professional. Most of them won't know any more about professional software development than your grandmother, and you're at their mercy about whether they believe your expert witnesses or those of the plaintiffs.

    In contrast, if you can exhibit prior art then it becomes much easier. It's hard to argue that the idea is truly novel when you have prior art staring you in the face.

    1. Re:What's obvious? by pseudorand · · Score: 1

      So why can't people in the industry simply submit friend of the court briefs in support of the defense?

    2. Re:What's obvious? by bcwright · · Score: 1

      Well, you can, obviously :-).

      The problem isn't that you can't get this testimony in front of the court, but that the plaintiffs can also put up expert witnesses of their own, and in a highly technical field the judge and jury may not be very well prepared to tell who's telling the truth and who's blowing smoke - especially since everyone will likely be seen to have their own axe to grind.

  124. Vacation program? by lpq · · Score: 1

    when was vacation written? It auto responds basing its content on the received subject line.

    The patent is complete crap -- even I wrote an auto-responder script for handing out internal licenses
    from a pool back in 95 or 96, maybe as late as 97, but that would be pushing it.

  125. E-Mail = Netmail (FidoNet) by grayshockley · · Score: 1

    My equipment - in the late 1980s - did hundreds - per day - of automatic responses to Netmail messages and I sent hundreds of automated Netmail messages to the Eastern Star which fed my "Hub" (1:109.300.0) = DC, NOVA SOMD.

    It would be interesting to see AOL, Amazon, Borders, Google, IAC and Yahoo decide to counter-sue, go for punitive damages with frequent use of the phrase "orders of magnitude" and prove for exactly what the "I P" in "Polaris IP" stands.

    And I wonder just how the folk in the Eastern District in Texas like being thought of as not very bright - plain stupid - by Polaris IP. Those big city boys just might change their minds about "putting another one over" them thar' ig-nor-ant Texicans".

    And, if they're going to have a party, they ought to invite Apple and Microsoft to send fifteen or twenty lawyers (each). Just think: the computer corporations are the "Texas Rangers" and Polaris IP is the "Hole in the Head" gang.

    And - come to think of it - the computer companies might want to have, in their team, 3 or 4 Sumo wrestlers. In 3-piece business suits, of course - we must maintain decorum. Each should be assigned to one individual of the "Instead of creators, we are destroyers and NONE OF US EVEN KNOW WHAT Karma IS" group!

    It is totally unconfirmed that the "IP Group" (snicker) was responsible for luring Alberto Gonzales away from the WC43 administration as their lead lawyer because of their respect for the morality and ethics that they share.

    Let 'em walk into the sunset with Dusty singing the Luther Dixon / Willie Denson tune in the background: "Mama said there'd be days like this".

  126. Re:vacation(1) released in 1983 by lintux · · Score: 1

    So if that doesn't match the patent, then what does the vacation auto-responder in GMail and all the other services do what vacation(1) didn't?

  127. email based file server by multicsfan · · Score: 1

    In the mid 80's I ran an email based file server useing caned software from decwrl? with some changes I made. requests were sent to the file server email address which then process the email to find requests for help, requests for files, etc. I think the package was several years old at that time.