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Which Lost/Stolen Laptop Trackers Do You Like?

saudadelinux writes "I was held up at gunpoint in July, and my laptop was stolen. There are companies out there which, for a fee, install tracker software on your laptop. If it's stolen or lost, they track its whereabouts whenever it gets on the 'Net and work with local law enforcement and ISPs to find the machine. I'm wondering: has anyone used one of these services? Does anyone have a recommendation for which company to go with? My new laptop is a a dual-boot Ubuntu/XP machine, and the couple of companies I've looked at do Windows-only. Are there Linux options?"

572 comments

  1. Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A pack of semtex in your laptop.... If you fail to write the correct password after three times, it explodes...

    I'm kidding... If those programs can track muggers, they can also track you and that's why I wouldn't trust them. The best way to handle this is to encrypt all your data and insure your laptop against theft. Oh, and daily backups of your data on trusted media which you lock away in a safe.

    Essentially, only your data is worth something. The hardware can be covered by insurance.

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    Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    1. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      *ding ding ding ding ding*

      I agree. See, I like this concept called "software freedom". That means I can do what I want, with my machine. That means I don't encumber it with DRM, which is, at root, what these so-called "Laptop Trackers" ultimately are. Yeah, it means I'll have a tougher time tracking down bad guys like Chuck Norris. That's why I have what some people call "insurance". New concept. Not as glamorous as kicking down someone's door, I'm sure, but it keeps me alive and gets me a new laptop.

      And, can someone remind me what the hell the point of tracking down a thief like this is? So you can lock him up? Yeah, that'll do us a whole WORLD of good. These people need a place to sleep and a hot meal, not a shower surprise. You ever been down on your luck before? Then don't complain when someone needs a few hundred bucks, more than you need a PORTABLE INTERNET COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!!!!

      I don't know of any Linux options, and frankly, I hope there never are. Laptop trackers are a betrayal of the Free Software philosophy.

    2. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by glop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, there is something to be said for reducing the value of the stolen good. If you make it more dangerous to resell and purchase stolen laptops through identification techniques (engravings, serial ID marked stolen in the laptop vendor's customer service database etc.), you reduce the incentive for stealing them in the first place.
      Just buying insurance does nothing to improve the situation, it just mitigates your own risk (which is good). Encryption and backups are good too, of course.

    3. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I forgot to mention: for encryption you don't need to shell out big bucks like the dolts at the IT department did where I work. Just install Truecrypt and encrypt your data partition. Let that partion map on your My Documents folder and you're done.

      I use it on my USB sticks.... Love it

      That said, while Truecrypt exists for Linux, I'm sure there is a native way to do encryption without additional software. If anyone has more information about that, I'll be glad to hear of it. (Migrating to Ubuntu full-time, so one day I'll need it)

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    4. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny
      A pack of semtex in your laptop....

      That would make airline travel more enjoyable...

    5. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Laptop trackers are a betrayal of the Free Software philosophy. The Free Software philosophy employs its own method of laptop theft countermeasures. If you install only linux on the laptop, the thief will be so confused, he'll return you your computer. Now that's what I call sneaky.
    6. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      well, unless you are a suspected terrorist and the feds get a warrant to activate your beaming and tracing... but cmon, it is highly unlikely that terrorist will have their lojack or computrace service activated. (you have to pay for it) So, if you are not suspicious would you care if the tracking company knows that your computer is being connected from where it is supposed to be connected? Your argument is weak, it is like saying "I dont want to have an alarm in my house because they will know when I am not at home and when I activate it". Yes, and that is real time! they are monitoring 24 hours, 7 days a week. thermite, c4 or semtex is only for highly suspicious or highly sensitive top secret data who rather destroying the harddrive than recovering it. btw, thermite is the way to go. Scattered in pieces and/or burned hard drives can still have some recoverable bits. A melted down or single chunk of metal there is no way of recovering it not even in the worst scenario. Btw, thermite it is a lot cheaper, and even legal.

    7. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted, I didn't think of engravings... The same style as they do for cars where all windows are engraved with a serial number so that the car can be identified and that it would cost way too much to replace all windows.

      However, in the cars case, I doubt that someone stealing your car and exporting it to Russia will care. (I live in Europe, this stuff happens) Someone who pays 100€ for a state of the art laptop knows that it doesn't come from legit sources. So an engraving won't help and who checks laptop engravings, eh?

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    8. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Especially because they reformulated semtex to make it more detectable by bomb sniffing dogs. They'll be on you like you're smuggling milkbones.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    9. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      What part exactly didn't you understand of "I'm kidding"...

      Still, private companies that monitor your "lost laptop" are always open to the highest bidder. They're about money, so you really don't know. Sure, the odds are low, but taking things in your own hands is always the best option if you can.

      Besides, as others have said... if it's Windows software, then a format and reinstall won't get rid of it. No new laptop/computer I ever had, was used as it came from the factory. The first thing I do is reinstall. So, frankly, even if I got a stolen laptop I'd be safe. (Not that I'd buy one, after all laptops are cheap these days....)/p>

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    10. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your comment seems to miss the point. First, DRM, like encryption, can be used for good or bad purposes. Properly controlled, you can use it to deny thieves access to your laptop or deny them the ability to remove the DRM, while still allowing you (with cryptographic authentication) to modify it. The point of tracking down the thief is to recover the laptop, since it is worth quite a bit of money. Sure, insurance will cover it, but if you can save the deductible by just finding it, why not? I also disagree that laptop trackers "betray" the free software philosophy by definition. As long as *you* are in control, and could uninstall the software if you wanted, there's no problem.

      Second, please don't try to explain how we shouldn't be annoyed when people steal our stuff because they need the money. That's a slippery slope that leads in a bad direction. Besides, like I said, it's about getting the data back.

    11. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      well I think that even with semtex will be hard to get rid of windows...

    12. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Creedo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      don't complain when someone needs a few hundred bucks, more than you need a PORTABLE INTERNET COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!!!!
      He was held up AT GUNPOINT! This wasn't a "broke the car window and swiped a laptop" type of crime, this was someone brandishing an instrument of death. Yes, sir, I want that person locked up until such time(if any) as they can be rehabilitated.

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      All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
    13. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Hymer · · Score: 1

      You don't need Semtex... You can just make the Li-ion battery explode.

    14. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by sdpuppy · · Score: 4, Funny
      engraving won't help and who checks laptop engravings

      Now you tell me, after I used my bowie knife to dig my name and contact information into the screen of my laptop... :-)

    15. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jinxidoru · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, the difficulty with trackers is that the require an internet connection. I suspect that most thefts involve stealing the hardware, not the software. Afterall, if you have a password on your machine, they aren't going to easily boot up the computer. So, I doubt those sorts of things will even work all that well. I could be wrong though.

      That said, my friend has a little piece of software on her MacBook where if you try to unlock it without the remote, the iSight camera takes a picture of you then emails the picture to her and starts sounding an annoying alarm. I'm not sure if it would be effective, but it is a case where no one else is involved. In other words, it's not connecting to some tracking system.

    16. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Do you have a HOWTO?

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    17. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I have an old cheap car. I am currently driving it into the ground. Risk/return analysis says that no maintenance is the way to go. Maintaining it could cost $500/yr between oil/tires/[everything else that is going wrong with a 13-year-old car*], and the car would only cost about $750 to replace (with one in better shape!).

      I explain all this to give context when I say that I don't lock my doors when I park my car. If someone is desperate enough to steal it, they probably need it a lot more than I do. It was "broken" into once, someone went through my glove box and left the contents scattered on the seat. Nothing there worth stealing.

      * - It is in desperate need of new shocks and struts. Both window crank assemblies are warped from age. The electrical system is going out piece by piece. The engine sounds significantly worse every year, and is starting to choke when I turn it off. Etc, etc.

    18. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      Guess what Anonymous twit, most of these thefts are to fuel drug habits not eat. Come on up to Humboldt County and leave your laptop, camera, car unattended for a few minutes and I guaranty you before the nights out it paid for some ones dope. There is no shortage of places for these people to eat, just a shortage of free cash to buy drugs.

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      Si vis pacem, para bellum! For evil to succeed good men need only do nothing!
    19. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      And, can someone remind me what the hell the point of tracking down a thief like this is? So you can lock him up? Yeah, that'll do us a whole WORLD of good. These people need a place to sleep and a hot meal, not a shower surprise. You ever been down on your luck before? Then don't complain when someone needs a few hundred bucks, more than you need a PORTABLE INTERNET COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!!!!

      Funny, any of the times *I* was homeless, I managed to survive without ripping people off. It may have meant I went hungry a night or two, but considering the alternatives, it was worth it. Being homeless != criminal justification. So, yeah, lock him/her up like anyone else, so the rest of us don't get ripped off.

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      Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    20. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jonbritton · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer the semtex. At least it's a deterrent to theft -- unlike insurance, which gives you a, "who cares" attitude toward the whole situation. Frankly, rather than making robbery less costly to me, I'd rather make it less valuable to the mugger, by making laptop resale more difficult. That way, my head doesn't get accidentally blown off before I can file a claim.

      This person brandished a firearm and robbed somebody. THEY THREATENED DEATH FOR PERSONAL GAIN WITH A GUN. I don't just want a new laptop. I don't just want my data. I want that violent, homicidal person to not be walking around with a gun anymore. This nonsense about "my Powerpoint presentations über alles!" just isn't valid logic, and ignores the fact they could've just shot you and taken it off your body.

      And please, let's have a little perspective? You're a nobody. The odds that anyone cares enough to track your laptop with this thing (as opposed to all the other ways you can be tracked in your city) are far lower than the odds that someone cares enough to rob you, and doesn't care enough to risk you putting up a fight or picking them out of a lineup..

    21. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Doddman · · Score: 1

      Most laptops aren't that freakin' old. And besides, I'm sure that there's someone out there who NEEDS my 1993 Acura more than I do, but it is a very nice car that I keep in very good condition and it's an investment that I am very proud of. I don't care if someone needs it, it's mine and if it does ever get stolen I'm going to do everything I can to get it back.

      --
      If creativity is the field, copyright is the fence.
    22. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by AndersOSU · · Score: 3, Funny
    23. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by db32 · · Score: 1

      "unless you are a suspected terrorist" - You mean like all those people who use phones and internet access tapped in the central rooms of our favorite Telcos?

      "and the feds get a warrant to activate your beaming and tracing" - Wow...took me a minute to stop laughing about this before I could type. Uhm...since when have the feds bothered with warrants in the last decade or so? You are aware of the major lawsuits, the states secret issues, the refusing subpoenas, the people "stepping down" from their positions...I mean seriously...have you been living under a rock? Feds need warrants...that is the funniest thing in your entire post.

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      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    24. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on up to Humboldt County

      i thought ya'll grew your own up there in the emerald triangle.
      unless everyone is hooked on meth like the rest of the druggies
      in california. god i hate meth.

    25. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really... it is something about connecting the terminals together thru a relay. It must be a pulse activated relay and not a normal one.

    26. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      >>> "The Free Software philosophy employs its own method of laptop theft countermeasures. If you install only linux on the laptop, the thief will be so confused, he'll return you your computer. Now that's what I call sneaky."

      To be honest that is exactly my thoughts if someone was to break into my house and steals my Ubuntu based Mythtv. Best of luck to them. Not much use with a canceled shedulesdirect account, no wireless (keyring being pswd protected) or ability to boot from CD without the BIOS password.

    27. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Reverend528 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One of the best self-made solutions I've heard of is a custom bootloader image (pretty easy to do in grub). It displays a picture of the owner, his or her name, and a phone number to contact if the laptop is found. It'll be the first thing the pawn-shop clerk sees when they turn it on to test it out.

    28. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Darn, you beat me to it.

      But i wouldnt be kidding. Kill the bastards! You wont ever see your laptop again, so might as well make its last days count.

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    29. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      I didn't answer the question.

      I do grant you that, but I did offer the solution because tracking software will not work. Regardless... If the thief doesn't boot in your OS, you're done. Never will you recoup your laptop.

      So, what exactly is better? Losing your laptop and data and that the eventual thief can access the data (e.g. accessing the datea with another machine).... OR, getting your laptop refunded by insurance, having your data in a backup and the knowlegde that your data cannot be misused.

      So, sure, I spout "Offtopic Nonsense" at +5... But perhaps, I just gave the most sensible answer to a question that had no answer in the first place. Tracking software? Unless it's in the hardware, it won't work...

      As for "mugging insurance" ask your insurance agent for "laptop theft insuance". Mine does it, and I'm not someone special.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    30. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Well sure, if you're a violent vengeful son of bitch, then you're gonna wanna kick some ass. But revenge is an irrational emotion that people should try to discourage. To gain pleasure from causing other people suffering is "immoral," and the need to gain pleasure from causing other people is ultimately not worth it, since ultimately the satisfaction of getting revenge minus the cost of getting revenge is still less than the vague satisfaction of "Eh, whaddaya gonna do? Sometimes you get robbed at gunpoint. Oh well, life's a bitch. At least I had insurance."

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    31. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      hehe, well, well, I thought that part was easy to digest.
      They can do whatever they want with you, but they will focus their resources when they have some reason to suspect you.
      I don't think they have monitoring 24hrs every and each people connected to the internet. We are practically invisible (useless noise) until we trigger some keywords or strange behaviors, protocols, encryption, whatever. Like saying ECHELON, BIN LADEN, BUSH, KILLING... damn, now I must be spotted.
      (CIA guys please don't send me Jason Bourne!) And about the feds needing a warrant, that is the right way. I don't want to discuss the illegal means, I could stay hours writing about that.

    32. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by garnetlion · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I got some burned CDs and a smelly sweatshirt stolen out of my car in Eureka. If they were trying to raise money for food, they would have been better off stealing the driver's manual or spare tire or something.

    33. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by xhrit · · Score: 1

      "Come on up to Eurika and leave your laptop, camera, car unattended for a few minutes and I guaranty you before the nights out it paid for someone's meth."

      Fixed that for you.

    34. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Exactly, somebody that is willing to do that can't be considered safe for life outside prison.

      When it comes to tracking, you might consider getting one of the micro dot brands put on the laptop. It won't track the laptop, but if it were stolen there would be a means of identifying who the registered owner was.

    35. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      best is set the bios password. makes the laptop worth very little to the thief. They cant get past it, the pawn shop will not touch it. It pisses off a thief quite a bit. It takes someone with a few brain cells to get past a laptop bios lock. Thieves rarely ever have 2 brain cells let alone a few. Pawn shop owners typically have less brain cells than the thieves.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    36. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 1

      It displays a picture of the owner, his or her name, and a phone number to contact if the laptop is found. It'll be the first thing the pawn-shop clerk sees when they turn it on to test it out. I like it!

      But that probably means that the crook just tosses the laptop off a bridge into the river so he won't be caught with it. He gains nothing but you don't get it back either.

      I always thought customizing the outside with block letters "PROPERTY OF JOHN SMITH" or "STOLEN GOODS - CALL 555-555-5555" would make the laptop immediately appear less desirable (without booting it) - of course I've never done this, looks too strange;-)

    37. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      To gain pleasure from causing other people suffering is "immoral,"
      Not if they deserve it. Encouraging violent criminal behaviour however is always immoral.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    38. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Does somebody here think that jail rehabilitates people?

    39. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      True...

      However if I'd steal your laptop, I'd have your data and be able to use it without you knowing I was using it. I mean, if I had no ethics I would just buy that 100€ laptop and get rid of the BIOS password, format the harddisk and enjoy my new Dual Core Intel, or whatever cool toy you had. I do understand that underestimating muggers/thieves works, but it doesn't always work.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    40. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 2, Funny
      "STOLEN GOODS - CALL 555-555-5555"

      Look, that guy's carrying a stolen laptop as if he owned it! Call the cops!

    41. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

      Screwdriver > BIOS Password

    42. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by db32 · · Score: 1

      I have already defeated their wiretaps.
      1. First you must understand that these kind of wiretaps are not designed to catch terrorists. They don't work for shit for that goal. They are designed to monitor the population, which they do VERY well because you can get excellent statistical samples AND track down dissenters (remember, who cares about individual dissenters, its about the chilling effect). This is the same reason every government has ever done this, and under the same lies they do it with, and for some dumb reason everyone here goes "But the USA is different, we would NEVER do what everyone else has always done".

      2. The government doing it is capitalistic in nature, big profit, big business, big happy. They have passed all manner of assinine copyright laws and the like.

      THE MAGIC BULLET
      When you are talking to friends and family or even osama bin laden himself, just play RIAA music in the background. Now when the government starts recording your ass they are making illegal copies of the music and sharing it between the agencies! People like Orin Hatch will implode trying to determine if draconian copyright laws or draconian police state spying takes precedence.

      On a serious note, that is really the threat of the march of technology. It gets faster and easier to thin the herd out to "interesting" people. It takes precious little to distinguish yourself from the vast majority as a "person of interest". (With the exception of talking bad about our government. 20-30% approval for both congress and president makes it hard to find people who are talking GOOD about them)

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      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    43. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But perhaps, I just gave the most sensible answer to a question that had no answer in the first place"

      Nope, but since you're stupid I can see why you'd think so.

    44. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 1

      The sheep must kick or the wolf always wins.

    45. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Agree. Just don't think the average home-break-in thug knows how.

    46. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My apartment was broken into several years back and my desktop was one of the items stolen. Fortunately, I had installed a dyndns client, so I wrote a program to check the internet for the IP address given by the dynamic dns service. Then the program would play "Bad Boys" when the computer was connected and specific services I had on the computer became visible. Other computers could possibly get the last IP I used since the IP was dynamic, so I had to check for something unique on the computer.

      Since I had also installed VNC, I could also monitor the activities of those who had my computer while they were online. After collecting information such as pictures of the people who had my computer, various emails of those who associated with them, credit card numbers, addresses, and even middle names, I took the information to the police who promptly got a warrant and got back my stuff. Aside from some fingerprint dust, my computer was returned safe and sound! The officer said the wife nearly jumped through the roof when the mouse mysteriously started moving around while I showed them all various files that helped prove the computer belonged to me.

      Of course none of this would have worked if they had simply reinstalled the OS or never went online. There are many other ways I could have been easily thwarted, but not everyone reads slashdot ;)

    47. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      That said, while Truecrypt exists for Linux, I'm sure there is a native way to do encryption without additional software. If anyone has more information about that, I'll be glad to hear of it. (Migrating to Ubuntu full-time, so one day I'll need it) Yes, LUKS. Works at block level and is available during the install of Debian etch, and surely others. Easy to create and maintain. Unlike TrueCrypt it doesn't offer that "shadow" volume thing, but that's an extra behyond normal requirements.
    48. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are 60,000 encryption systems out there for free, if you dont use one for important data then thou are a fool. if you buy a bios locked laptop from a guy on the street for 100Eu then thou art a fool, the guy cant get rid of it to anyone you could get it for 25 easily.

      you really dont know how to buy hot goods do you.

    49. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by mrsmiggs · · Score: 2, Informative

      the average home break thug won't use the computer - they probably won't even turn it on, they'll sell it for drug money

    50. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      I'm stupid, but not unwilling to learn... Teach me.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    51. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot!

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    52. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip, next time I look out for hot goods, I'll push down the price... Ehm... It was an example, I do not buy hot goods.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    53. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Divebus · · Score: 1

      I "protect" all the laptops (Macs) in the company by installing a crontab which pulls a special page on our web server once an hour using a curl statement. The web server captures the IP address and serial number of each laptop so I know where they are. Works great but never had to use it.

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      Most of the stuff on /. won't survive first contact with facts.
    54. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by darkonc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then don't complain when someone needs a few hundred bucks, more than you need a PORTABLE INTERNET COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!!!! The guy had a gun. If he really needed the money, he could have sold the gun.
      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    55. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by paulatz · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you that regular backups are a good thing, not all of us keeps gigabytes of private data on their laptops. From stealing mine you could at most gain a few thousand lines of FORTRAN code that I have uploded on a public CVS this morning!

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      this post contain no useful information, no need to mod it down
    56. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is something to be said for reducing the value of the stolen good. If you make it more dangerous to resell and purchase stolen laptops through identification techniques (engravings, serial ID marked stolen in the laptop vendor's customer service database etc.), you reduce the incentive for stealing them in the first place.
      Right, you're being held up at gun point, and you take the time to tell the guy, "You don't want my laptop, it's got my name etched into it." Or, if you have a shred of sanity, you hand over your stuff and say as little as possible. Avoiding eye contact is also advisable.

      Of course, most laptop thefts don't involve armed robbery. Burglary, car breakins, sneaking into an office building. But these thieves just grab and go — they need to minimize their risk by minimizing their time at the crime scene. If it turns out that the item can't be fenced, they just discard it.

      Which is not to say you should not put ID info on your stuff. There's always the dim chance it will be recovered during a bust, and you do want to make it easy for the cops to find you. But don't fool yourself that it makes you less vulnerable to theft.
    57. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is that the average thug knows people like myself.

      Yes, I have been asked for a small fee to "fix" a laptop with tracking software on it, BIOS passwords, etc. I have done so and not only earnt money, but as a weedy geek, I also received some protection from these thugs - I can tell you now that not getting mugged

      Honestly, if you're that attached to your notebook, don't take it anywhere, as has been mentioned by a parent post - backup, encrypt, insure.

      Simple...

    58. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      I've always liked the semtex solution. Simple, elegant, and takes care of two problems (OMG my personal data is wandering around, and OMG what if the thief comes back?)

      More seriously, either encrypt everything, or have a setting if it gets too far from you, fry some vital component.

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    59. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Provocateur · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only solution? Anti-theft stickers!

      ANTI THEFT: Runs Slackware Only!

      GENTOO: Not For You

      DEBIAN: CUTTING EDGE (2 years ago)

      NO GUI: RUNS CLI ONLY

      and so on

      I kid, I kid!

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    60. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by garompeta · · Score: 1
      Since you already defeated their "wiretaps", I would like to ask you what "system" they are using and what method you used to defeat them. Just a broad idea of what technology is involved in this statistical big brother.
      What statistics could a recording of a simple call to my grandma reveal? Demographic? Tastes? Political? Market trend? Secret codes?
      I am thinking in the basis of practicality and the knowledge I have about the available technologies used by intelligence agencies and what and how much resources would demand to analyze a über-supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-frreaking-gigantic traffic of unrelated/irrelevant information to extract "bits" of useful information (specially when you say it is not targeted and it has equal priority for all the population). Even if you say that it is for statistical purposes, it sounds more and more like bullshit.
      I think you had been reading about Echelon and the use of it for Corporate Spying and you misunderstood it.

      I beg you, please, don't say that your way to defeat government wiretaps is wrapping your head with Aluminum Foil.

    61. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      "Come on up to Eureka and leave your laptop, and camera in your car unattended for a few minutes and I guarantee you before the night's out it paid for someone's meth."

      Fixed that for you. Fixed that for you.
    62. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, there are a bunch of them. They are called "Democrats".

    63. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      The very state of homelessness does not decrease worth. It's when someone decides that their situation justifies stealing to pay for things, that their worth as a person decreases.

    64. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It doesn't make you more vulnerable to violent theft, but if I were looking at two laptops sitting side by side in a cafe and was planning on stealing one, I'd take the one without a name engraved on it. It will help a fair bit against that kind of theft, and it'll make it slightly harder to pawn (hopefully), and easier to find when calling pawn shops.

    65. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cars are a horrible investment, unless they're so old you can call them antique. In most cases they're just a wise expense.

    66. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      ....but if I were looking at two laptops sitting side by side in a cafe and was planning on stealing one, I'd take the one without a name engraved on it.
      If you were a thief, you would be very stupid to hang around carefully inspecting the item you're thinking of stealing. Good way to get busted. You'd just grab it and go. Or in the case of your particular thought experiment, you'd grab both of them and go.

      A thief isn't even going to notice an engraving unless it's in 30 point type on the laptop cover. And even then, he'd probably grab it anyway. People who make their living that way tend not to be complicated thinkers.
    67. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, you may not even drive such a car in the Netherlands. You need yearly checks on cars that old, and yours would be more expensive to fix than to replace. This means that the car is going to be scrapped, so it costs resources (although most of the car will be reused). It saves a *lot* of air pollution, oil, gas, irritation and dangerous situations. Of course, the Netherlands is a small, busy place, so we need more stringent rules to keep the place good enough to live in. Our safety record is pretty good because of this. Of course classic cars over a certain age are exempt from these rules.

      Oh, and don't leave your doors unlocked. Some idiot may use your car for theft or joyriding, and even if you are not suspect, it won't feel nice if your car has been involved in a serious crash or robbery. Hell, it's quite common that homeless people sleep in unlocked cars and piss and shit in it.

    68. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Truecrypt is cross-platform, Truecrypt volumes work in both Linux and Windows. Truecrypt is pretty much the ONLY encryption tool I've found that is cross-platform. In Linux it's a bit of a PITA, but it's worth it (for me anyway).

      I made my Truecrypt volumes truly cross-platform by installing NTFS support in the kernel. I can take my data drives and move them completely unchanged between my Linux and Windows boxes which is teh awesome.

    69. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was originally hesitant to believe that linux made that big a difference, but it might work that way for mine. It has a fingerprint scanner, which worked nicely at first with vista installed, but I got so frustrated with Vista I tried installing xp - just to remember about that annoying "you have 30 days to register xp before it can no longer work" bit.

      I installed fedora on it, and much to my surprise, suddenly my computer asked for my fingerprint BEFORE giving me the opportunity to change the BIOS settings. I was impressed. Now, not only do you have to have my fingerprint (or accompanying password) to get into my computer, but if you take longer than 10 seconds to do so, the computer beeps LOUDLY for a long time before shutting down.

      I'd consider the data very secure. the most a common thief could do is say that he stole it, it's little more than a brick to him. For a more sophisticated hacker thief, I could at least consider my data reasonably secure. it shouldn't be hard for the police to track down the stolen laptop before they could remove the hard drive and apply vicious hardware hacking utilities to get to the data enclosed. At least I hope so.

      I'd at least make it look like I was rich enough to reward the police if they can track down the stolen laptop in time. And if I couldn't pay them, I'd at least offer them some real security advice that they'd find a lot more valuable than a cash reward.

      Perhaps I've thought things through a bit too far ahead. But you can never be too paranoid until it's too late.

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    70. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by VlartBlart · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's a slippery slope that leads in a bad direction.
      Been there. Oh wait - I was learning to ski...
    71. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is something to be said for reducing the value of the stolen good. you, sir, have just convinced me to buy a new pink laptop from Dell. they should pay you a commission
    72. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by db32 · · Score: 1

      By playing RIAA music in the background. Didn't you read that? They can't touch me because the RIAA would be all over their asses, and they already support the RIAA doing that.

      And I don't think they listen to every phone call, though that is certainly the wet dream of any intelligence agency. Its the same reason these organizations get involved in infiltrating peaceful protest groups. Information is a terribly powerful thing. Its the same reason good ol Hoover had a profile on damn near everyone, blackmail is king. The list goes on and on of why they want all the information they can get and why they want technology to listen to everything and then sort out the interesting bits for later analysis. Do I think they have that capability now? Probably not to the degree the paranoids believe. Do I think they are trying to develop it? Uhm, duh of course. Do I think the current warrantless secret wiretap business is about laying the groundwork for that possible future? Absolutely.

      Beyond that, perception is everything. If they can determine enough people are angry upset or talking about person XYZ you can bet the bread and circuses will be ramped us to keep people placated and distracted. This is nothing new, this is not some giant conspiracy belief. This is I have taken some basic history classes and it is a VERY common theme in how governments go about gaining power, oppressing the people, and then collapsing. The part that bothers me is that almost everyone sees it getting out of hand, but everyone says "But that would never happen to us". Go read interviews with (Godwin's Law just cuz its fun) jews that didn't leave Germany. "It would never happen to us" is a pretty common theme. One hell of an oops I'd say.

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    73. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by m50d · · Score: 1
      Truecrypt is cross-platform, Truecrypt volumes work in both Linux and Windows. Truecrypt is pretty much the ONLY encryption tool I've found that is cross-platform. In Linux it's a bit of a PITA, but it's worth it (for me anyway).

      I use LUKS partitions and use FreeOTFE to mount them in windows.

      I made my Truecrypt volumes truly cross-platform by installing NTFS support in the kernel. I can take my data drives and move them completely unchanged between my Linux and Windows boxes which is teh awesome.

      The NTFS write support in linux is unreliable (I've had it break a partition before); you're better off using ext2 and installing an ext2 driver for windows (though fscking after a crash is a pain). Or, if it's small enough for windows scandisk to work, fat32.

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    74. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      One of my good friends at college had a HP 48SX calculator. At the time, they were still new and expensive. To reduce theft potential and make it easy as hell to ID the thing, he spray-painted it safety orange. If you never sell your laptops when you upgrade, a similar defacing might help.

    75. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > That said, while Truecrypt exists for Linux, I'm sure there is a native way to do encryption
      > without additional software.

      The question of what constitutes "additional software" is a bit less straightforward in the open-source world. Linux technically is the kernel, but to my knowledge nobody runs just the Linux kernel on a laptop with no other software. A typical distribution, on the other hand (Ubuntu, for instance) includes a great deal more software than the pitiful little collection of accessories that comes with Windows out of the box. But the details of precisely what's included vary a bit from distro to distro (although of course there are a number of things that all the major distros include).

      Anyway, the usual way to encrypt an entire filesystem on Linux is to use a loop device for the filesystem. See for instance encryptionhowto.sourceforge.net

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    76. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you live? I'm currently broke working at a call center doing tech support for peanuts living paycheck to paycheck. I would like to come over and steal your entertainment devices at gunpoint to sell for health insurance money and food.

    77. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Neko-kun · · Score: 1

      And that's the reason I bought a pink DS instead of one of the other colors...

      I don't mind using a pink DS, but my friends do :D

    78. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Spokehedz · · Score: 1

      Yes. Whole disk encryption is really quite easy to come by, and that is what you want it for. PGP has a good working model. You should check it out.

    79. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Adambomb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't that be like a fisherman selling his boat to afford the fuel?

      yes yes, bad, but just sayin.

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    80. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Grail · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To me, tracking down the thief is all about getting the chance to stick a gun in *his* face. But revenge, as they say, is a dish best served cold. Ideally, cold enough that the desire to beat the living daylights out of the ass who stole my stuff has long since waned.

      A missing laptop is simply another machine I have to replace. I've dropped them, had them fried by lightning, I've even had them stolen (by light fingered people taking advantage of a lapse in attention, not by muggers). So losing property isn't such an emotional thing to me anymore.

      Still, if someone stuck a gun in my face and took my stuff, the desire to track them down would have nothing to do with recovery of property.

    81. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Try again on the "air pollution, oil, gas" bit. My car gets 45 MPG and is in the bottom 10% for air pollution (lower for some indices) among registered vehicles in my state. What do you mean by "irritation and dangerous situations"? The car doesn't make unseemly noises while running normally, and all of the safety features (airbag, etc) are still in good working order.

    82. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It would probably mean they would nuke the install and boot loader and reload some other operating system.

      I had a note book stolen from my van once. The guy who stole it did exactly this after someone told them I have a script that checks into a website and leaves IP information as well as the location it was accessed the web from. He was having trouble getting rid of it because they didn't know the passwords. Anyways, he had issues getting some drivers installed and took it to my shop to get help with it. This is about 3 months after it was stolen and I guess the ass wipe didn't know he stole it from me. Fortunately, I recognized the product code I had to use to get drivers from dell and after a quick double check, the cops cops agreed. When we called to inform him to pick it up, the cops arrested him.

      Of course this was a cluster fuck too, the cops wanted to keep it as evidence, then they wanted me to show my original receipt to prove ownership of it, and then it was lost in their evidence locker for year. I had started to sue the city when they found it and returned it. All in all, I was without it for a little under 2 years (20 months) because of the ordeal. In the end, I wish I just had better insurance and could have just forgot about it.

      My advice, don't keep anything personal on it, make sure you have backups of everything, and enough insurance to cover it as a loss no matter how or where it is stolen from. By the time you get it back, you might have already moved on and nothing guarantees they will connect to the internet (and allow you to bust them) before they get anything personal from it. It would be nice if there was something built into the power supply or maybe the Ethernet card so it could be tracked without and OS installed like when charging or when and after reloading the OS. But absent something on a level like that, I don't think anything would be muhc help.

    83. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Grakun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you were a thief, you would be very stupid to hang around carefully inspecting the item you're thinking of stealing. Good way to get busted. You'd just grab it and go. Or in the case of your particular thought experiment, you'd grab both of them and go.

      A thief isn't even going to notice an engraving unless it's in 30 point type on the laptop cover. And even then, he'd probably grab it anyway. People who make their living that way tend not to be complicated thinkers. There are professional thieves who discretely inspect the item and surroundings from before moving in. Not professional like you see in the movies, although I wouldn't be surprised if that's where they get some of their ideas. In a cafe, that'd be as simple as going in there and getting a cup of coffee, using a public terminal to check the news, etc...

      I remember one time in college when our drain was backed up and the basement flooded, there was a plumber that stopped by to work on it. After he had left, my roommate noticed that her lockbox with all of her valuables was missing. Turns out, the landlords never sent a plumber. Fortunately, someone in their group was drunk and trying to sell some of the jewelry to someone who knew of our loss, so word got back around. They heard about our flooding problem from someone who knew one of my roommate's friends. Then they sent in someone who was very charismatic and appeared clean-cut, that none of us had ever seen before, to pretend to be a plumber and scope out the house. At some point he saw the safe in my roommate's bedroom through her open door, and slipped it into the bathroom with him. Then he slit the window screen, and slipped the lockbox out the window. We weren't sure if he had someone waiting out there, or he just grabbed it after he left. Although, they were mainly just scoping out the place. They were planning on sending this giant methed out black dude back in the middle of the night, at a later date, to get the rest of the stuff they wanted.

      So while an engraving might not deter a thief who sees an quick opportunity and takes it without looking at what he's stealing, it could at least help to deter theft from the serious thief who'd rather steal the most valuable thing in sight. Also, if you use a lock with your laptop, that should significantly deter the opportunity thief.
    84. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by phedre · · Score: 1

      Where I live hungry people go to soup kitchens and food pantries. We do treat the homeless better than most places here, but in my experience, the people stealing are doing it for one reason.... CRACK. Oh wait, second reason... HEROIN. And yeah, I've been homeless, and I've never held anyone up at gunpoint. Hell if I had a gun I woulda hocked it or kept it for protection at night.

    85. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you install only linux on the laptop, the thief will be so confused, he'll return you your computer. Now that's what I call sneaky.

      Even if the thief doesn't know how to log-in, if there is a net connection a simple cron job to sync with your server would provide IP addresses as it phoned home as part of the daily routine. Trace the route and get a court order to find the subscriber of the ISP.

      Part of the cron job could be to look for tasks to run. When the laptop is gone, have cron start the keylogger and collect the keystrokes on the guest account you left open for him. Then send him an e-mail from himself requesting it back. If that doesn't work, make a withdrawl from his bank account to cover the cost of your loss. Watch the fireworks..

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    86. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know. The fingerprint scanner probably isn't fool proof. And if you leave your fingerprints on the computer somewhere, you are likely leaving anything the thief needs to access the stuff.

      When I got my first inkjet printer, I noticed that it printed differently then the dot matrix it replace. Soon, we were using the scanner to scan finger prints into the computer and printing them on to paper. We even played around with painting latex on the paper to see if we could wrap it around someone else's finger and leave a print behind that looked natural.

      The bottom line was yes we could. I have seen tests on biometric security devices in the past that show they could be easily defeated much in the same way. So if your going to rely on the finger print scanner, then make sure you keep your finger prints off the computer when your not using it. You could be giving the thief the key to your super safe locks.

    87. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      A pack of semtex in your laptop.... If you fail to write the correct password after three times, it explodes...

      I'm kidding...
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    88. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      No, but slave labo....err "Community Service" would I think. Nothing like providing humiliation and a form of work ethic to kick someone's sensibilities in the right direction.

      Of course, not everyone can be rehabilitated. Some are just mental or too violent, while others are soulless monsters that deserve nothing less than the needle.

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    89. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by cr1f · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "They were planning on sending this giant methed out black dude..."

      Hmph. What does mentioning his being black add to the description exactly, besides racism?

    90. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Hmm, when I jack a laptop at the airport or library I don't usually check first to see if anything is engraved on it or to see whether it is registered in any databases. Whenever I steal my roommate's or BFF's computers I usually have time to check beforehand, but I generally prefer to steal laptops quickly.

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    91. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      What? How do you justify your Nickname, ThinkingInBinary?

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    92. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by HaveNoMouth · · Score: 1

      Definition of Irony - Firing Senator Craig for being gay after he voted to not protect gays from job discrimination.
      Excellent! Alanis, are you reading this? Pay attention!
    93. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      Don't most laptops these days ALREADY ship with Sony Li-ion batteries?

      *ducks*

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    94. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up.

    95. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      the average home break thug won't use the computer - they probably won't even turn it on, they'll sell it for drug money

      who's worried about the average thief taking something? These days, if someone breaks in, they'll knock you over the head, tie you up, give you a spanking, tear up your stuff, and then look for high-priced items. Any bold enough to come into your home is zany enough to take offense at the slightest defense.

      That being said, what you do on a computer is bound to be highly confidential. Laptops are our personal supercomputers. If you lose one, it's hard to rebuild without backups.

      Note that it is quite easy to write a tiny program to determine your computer's IP address, as seen by the outside world, and e-mail that address to yourself on a public e-mail account like Hotmail. If you have that program running as a service, then provided a thief actually connects to the Internet, you might find out something. It's a long shot though since if you are worried about data falling into the wrong hands, those hands wouldn't let you sniff them too easily.

      My favorite laptop tracker is my own eyes. Away from home, I don't let strangers get too close. A further theft deterrence is reduced laptop pricing. It's likely I could leave my laptop unattended in a restaurant for an hour or two without anyone bothering to touch it, as long as they have some clue I'm still in the building. Not worth stealing to some people, but a dork might push it off the table or under a glass of water.

      Reductions in laptop pricing also create more theft though, so beware. More and more people have computers, and if someone had their computer stolen, they could pilfer yours for a replacement.

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    96. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by mathew7 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think the jail will make a person "better". Remember, he's surrounded only by "his kind". The only rehabilitation is for him to realize that there is a penalty ("beaten by te others" or "wasted time in jail") and be afraid of that penalty. I think the point to jail (historic times) was just to put away the bad people and give examples to the others. The "adaptation" tried in these times is kind of flawed, because some people (parole officers or what they're called) take a chance and listen to the lies (or truths) of some and let them out of prison. Sure, some of them really stay away from trouble, but I think the jailtime si actually worsening them.

    97. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Who cares ? It does keep them away from the rest of society for a significant time.
      The main part is to prevent them from harming others, and for that the method used doesn't really matter - it can be a result of rehabilitation, where they don't want to harm others anymore, or it can done by physically not allowing them to harm others by locking them away.

    98. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how would he get more? Duh!

    99. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      "who checks laptop engravings, eh?"
      The police, when they break into a house and find 30 laptops and a bunch of other stuff.

      Does anyone use those UV security markers any more? The police in the UK gave them away for free a while ago, and encouraged people to write their house number and postcode on their electronics so they could be recovered. They're probably easy to remove if you have a UV light and some ethonol though...

    100. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car gets 45 MPG and is in the bottom 10% for air pollution
      When it was new back in 1994, maybe... as you admitted yourself, the electrics are dying and the engine is running badly (as evidenced by the choking noises when you turn it off). It's almost guaranteed to be polluting far more in it's current state than it did back then. Or have you had the fuel consumption / emissions tested lately?

      What do you mean by "irritation and dangerous situations"? The car doesn't make unseemly noises while running normally, and all of the safety features (airbag, etc) are still in good working order.
      As you said yourself:

      It is in desperate need of new shocks and struts.
      "Safety features", as you seem to understand the term to mean, are to protect you, the occupant, in the event your car runs in to something. Shocks/struts/tyres/brakes/etc are to stop you running in to something in the first place, by allowing you to exercise full control over the vehicle. If your car's suspension is in that bad a shape, then you, sir, are a threat to the health and safety of every other person on the roads you drive. In any event, an airbag isn't going to save you when you veer off the freeway at 70mph and hit a concrete wall after your shocks & struts give up the ghost. It wont save the pedestrians on the sidewalk that you veer into at 30mph either.
    101. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I were ever to steal a laptop, the first thing I'd do is take out the HD. Slap the HD in another system as a secondary, so I could scan it for sensitive information (CC#'s, usernames, passwords), and then blast the drive with a squeaky clean install image. I'd do all of this before I even turned the laptop on for the first time. If I were really thinking, I'd probably also take out the laptop batteries until I was ready to flip it.

      So how does your boot loader work with that attack vector?

      --Joe
    102. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by fusion9290991 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then again, if you take a hand every time he steals something, he won't be able to do it more than twice. It works in Saudi Arabia. A mate of mine forgot his cell phone on a table in a restaurant, and only realised it the next morning. In a flat panic, he asked the staff if anyone had seen it. One of them pointed to the table where he'd been sitting. The phone was still sitting there. Untouched. Exactly where he'd left it.

      Contrast that with the brutal home invasions by armed robbers here in South Africa, where they will torture the families (children included) by pouring boiling water on them, or dripping melted plastic on them. This just to get hold of a cellphone or two, some cash and maybe a laptop if they're lucky. And then they'll probably shoot at least one of the family members, and rape another, just because they can. Then they'll go and rob the house next door, because it'll take the cops hours to arrive, if they ever do.

      You think I'm joking?

      http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2184926,00.html/ (Pensioner killed at home)
      http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2157731,00.html/ 3 women repeatedly gang raped while robbers cook and eat the food they were preparing. Then robbers moved on to another house and repeat the process.
      Usually the crime is black on white (gangs of 4 or 5 blacks, usually armed with guns and knives will force their way into a home).

      South Africa has the highest rate of murder in the world. Over 50 people a day are murdered in this country. Approximately 18,000 women are raped every year. At least those are the ones being reported. You cannot open a newspaper without being bombarded with news about a baby being raped (certain superstitious sectors of our society believe that raping a 9-month old baby will cure them of HIV/AIDS, or they do it for revenge e.g.(http://www.mg.co.za/articlePage.aspx?articleid=304811&area=/insight/insight__national//)). They have no scruples. No shame. They take what they want, when they want it, and fuck you if you even look like you'll get in their way.

      My point (after all that) is that prison doesn't work in terms of rehabilitating these people. Most of the people who do the kinds of atrocities mentioned above are people that have already been in prison, and have been let out or escaped (our prisons are well over 100% full). Prison is no deterrent. The only way to stop these guys from doing exactly the same thing 24 hours out of prison is to make them incapable of doing so. I'll leave those methods out of here, but I am pro-death penalty (I'm sure there's nothing like having your mom tortured, raped and then shot in the face, right in front of you, to make you radically change any liberal views you may have on something like that).

      Most people (especially those who have never even been to Africa) are quick to point the finger, play the race card, and blame it all on the previous (White) government, forgetting that the regime changed nigh on 14 years ago (in 1994). That's a whole generation of school kids. With time to spare. And things have not improved. In fact they've deteriorated. Grinding poverty, failing infrastructure, crushing governmental incompetence and a lot of rage and hate are the primary contributors (particularly with regards to the gratuitous brutality of the crimes). We have (on average) a 2% conviction rate for violent crimes. 2%. And that's for the guys who get caught. Most don't get caught. They make a living off robbing people like this. Taking a life, even that of a child, means nothing to them.

      And if you're coming here for the soccer world cup in 2010, please, for FFS be careful, because they WILL target foreigne

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    103. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know what you mean, investing in cars would just be stupid.

      Me, I invest all my money in computers.

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    104. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by tabby · · Score: 1

      Ah, in that case he isn't a theif, but rather a business person.

      The gun is a capital investment.

      Capitalism after all is about the exploitation of the working class. Consider yourself exploited.

      Tasteless I know, but I couldn't help myself.

      --
      I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
    105. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Great idea, and I just got an even better. I have instructions on how to modify the BIOS boot logo for my ThinkPad, which currently says IBM in big letters. I haven't found a good reason for doing this, until now. Sure, an intelligent and resourceful thief with a little time to spare could set up a TFTP-server, download a new BIOS, overburn my custom version, but if they bother to do that, fine. Then they can have it. :)

      I'm sure you can modify the boot logo on other vendor's BIOS as well, if you poke around a bit. Just don't break it. ;)

      --
      c++; /* this makes c bigger but returns the old value */
    106. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by P1h3r1e3d13 · · Score: 1

      My problem is I'm *not* in control. I have LoJack for Laptops on my computer, but if I enable it (in BIOS), I can never disable it (and vice versa). This is (understandably) to keep thieves from disabling it, but I don't want them tracking me all the time, and the permanence prevents me from testing it out.

    107. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      goodness...omg, omg, i thought you were kidding about the RIAA... no comments. I am RIEEndo que me muero... Your solution is much amusing than aluminium foils!! LOLLLLL

    108. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Burz · · Score: 1

      No other distros support full-disk encryption that I am aware.

      Debian is the only one to offer FDE at install time.

      That said, the process for Ubuntu isn't hard. K/Ubuntu's graphical splash screen does interfere with the passphrase prompt, so you will have to keep removing "splash" from the /boot/grub/menu.lst 'kernel' line each time that /boot gets re-written (i.e. the kernel is updated).

    109. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by overeduc8ed · · Score: 1

      But being tracked yourself is not necessarily a liability... it can also be an alibi in case you're erroneously fingered for a crime. Several years ago, my brother was arrested at his college's library for some significant act of vandalism that he didn't commit. He had only been there a few minutes, when a witness pointed him out to the responding officer... apparently mistaken identity, as I'm sure there were tons of other brown dudes in the library of a college with a significant Indian and Hispanic population. (The incident had apparently occurred about an hour prior, and the police had already arrived.) He was later exonerated by a record of his login at the computer lab on the other side of campus, so there was no way he could have even been at the library when the incident occurred. The police believed it was him and were fully intending to prosecute -- not to mention the college intended to expel him and sue him for the property damage -- until he remembered about the login and produced the evidence.

    110. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by itwerx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I were really thinking

      Ah, there's the rub! Most criminals are lazy and/or stupid. The few who aren't tend to be engaged in pursuits far more profitable than mugging.

    111. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how I made sure my calculator was always returned back in HS. It was a HP 48G.

      -Hand to unsuspecting classmate.
      [ON]
      (stack displayed)
      (bewildered look) [3] [*]
      BEEP! "ERROR: Too few arguments"
      (bewildered look)
      "Uhh, thanks, here you go."

    112. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, install GNU Hurd.

    113. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I log my mileage for taxes, and emissions are checked every year by the state so I can get new tags.
      Shocks going out arent going to cause an accident, they just make the ride a lot bumpier. Ditto struts, unless they actually physically break, and I dont think I have ever even heard of that happening. And who said anything about brakes? Brake pads and inspections are one of the few things that I *DO* keep up with, for safety reasons.

    114. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by db32 · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that it would also be Poetic Justice.

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    115. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Seriously. If you can't tell that that was very tongue in cheek please go shoot yourself before you do something damaging like voting or going out in public. I do find it amusing that you would think I was being serious and then laughing about the tin foil wearing folks. You seem to have alot more in common with them then you might think. Believing the most absurd thing to be true is sorta their trademark.

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    116. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      Of course this way, the thief now has your name and phone number.

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      waiting for ad.doubleclick.net
    117. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by xappax · · Score: 1

      any of the times *I* was homeless, I managed to survive without ripping people off.

      I get the feeling that you're one of those people who thinks because they've been homeless, they can pass judgment on anyone else who's homeless because "they've been there". You may have been without a home, but you haven't been where a lot of homeless people are.

      Ever been a seriously traumatized veteran? Ever been an abused woman on the run? Ever had psychological problems so bad that some days you don't know who you are? These are the stories of the homeless, and I've heard them all first hand many times. Of course people like this get into bad situations, get addicted to drugs, and commit crimes against each other (primarily) and the broader population. No, their situation doesn't justify crime, but it makes it pretty much inevitable whether they're "criminally inclined" or not.

      I'm very glad that you managed to get out of homelessness without doing anything unethical - I did as well. But the majority of the homeless don't need to be "locked up". They need some basic level of decency and some social support. A small percentage may need to be locked up, and some may need to be institutionalized, but to claim they all deserve jail because you have walked in their shoes is just self-righteous delusion.

    118. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

    119. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I had a car like that once. I didn't lock the doors, I parked it in bad areas, I practically stuck a "Steal me now" sign on it, and nobody took it! Thieves are getting too damn picky.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    120. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

      before they could remove the hard drive and apply vicious hardware hacking utilities to get to the data enclosed. ... if they even want the data. In most cases, the drive would simply get wiped and reinstalled, so that the hardware can be sold to a pawn shop, flea market, eBay, etc. A BIOS password helps, but even those have a hardware reset.
      --
      I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning.
    121. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Ruzty · · Score: 1
      I was just reading a book titled
      • The Sigma Protocol
      by Robert Ludlum. The primary assassin in the book encountered a private detective who would not willingly give up the information he had on the assassin's target. The PD bragged about how his data was encrypted on his laptop and it used a fingerprint scanner. The assassin promptly cut off the PD's index finger and took the laptop with him.
      --
      The Master (Angelo Rossitto) in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, "Not shit, energy!"
    122. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by scorp888 · · Score: 1

      [quote] Truecrypt is cross-platform [/quote]

      I think most OSX users would dis-agree, as do most people when they hear something is cross platform for Windows and Mac....

      I'd use it, I'd even pay for it if it did work on OsX and Windows and Linux, as I could probably get it working on Freebsd etc as well, so it would truely be useful everywhere.

      Of course saying that I'd end up needing my data and only having Solaris Tru64 and AIX boxen available...

    123. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      You may have been without a home, but you haven't been where a lot of homeless people are.

      Question 1: You sure? I didn't give details; I don't do SOB stories.

      Question 2: Have YOU had any experience with homelessness, or are you talking out your wazoo? Check back in when, at any point in your life, Dumpster == (Lunch && House).

      Let me point out the obvious flaw in your plan here: If homeless were exempt from crimes, then hit men will go homeless for a while before a hit. Easy immunity.

      I'm not advocating locking ALL homeless up, nor did I say anything of the sort in my original post. However, treating them as a "victim" is a crock.

      --
      Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    124. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by felipekk · · Score: 1

      No, that would be like the fisherman selling the boat to get food, not fuel.

    125. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by xappax · · Score: 1

      Question 1: You sure? I didn't give details; I don't do SOB stories.

      Yes, I'm sure. Simply because even if you have a "sob story", your story isn't the only one. Each homeless person has their own fucked up reasons for being on the streets, and I seriously doubt you've been in all of their situations, or even have much of an understanding of the kinds of things many of these folks have been through.

      Question 2: Have YOU had any experience with homelessness

      Yes. Both firsthand and (more importantly) through knowing many other people who are still or once were homeless. Hearing other people's stories gives me a much better idea of what homelessness is like than just taking my own experience and projecting it onto every other homeless person, and then condemning them for not behaving the way I would have.

      I'm not advocating locking ALL homeless up

      Right, you're not - I didn't mean to suggest that. You are advocating punishing homeless people - who overwhelmingly commit crimes out of desperation, mental/emotional illness, or severe drug addiction - the same as well-off people, who more often commit crimes out of malice, sociopathy, greed, etc.

      The law exists to prevent crime, not to punish crime, and I see much more preventative value in jailing people who are malicious, sociopathic, or amorally greedy than those who are simply in a bad situation. Sure, there are some of those people in the homeless population as well, but the majority of homeless offenders just need some really basic help to get them back on the right track, and they can be productive members of society. All jailing these people does is make it more difficult for them to get back on their feet, and predestine them for many more years of homelessness - and probably crime - when they get out.

    126. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 0

      LMFAO, you bleeding heart piece of shit- someone who goes out and robs someone at gunpoint is not "down on their luck." They are a 'scumbag.' You think we should start expecting people who are "down on their luck" or "need a few hundred bucks" will be robbing people at gunpoint? They will get a place to sleep, and a place to eat, also a place to fashion a shank and maybe hide a few things in their ass. If you're not trolling, you truly are the dumbest bleeding heart I have ever seen on /.

      --
      "If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind."
    127. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Thank you for stating what I thought would be obvious to most people. Not all thieves are caught, which means that not all of them are dumb ;) Most are, true, but not all, and the ones that aren't are the ones you have to look out for.

    128. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Okay, you have a point. Let's define "standard software" as "an apt-get away". AFAIK, that's not true for TrueCrypt.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    129. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      I admit, that's one situation where I'd be damned happy to be tracked. However, the described situation is pretty much an exception.

      --
      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    130. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      How often does that happen? I understand the reasoning, but the odds are as high as winning the lottery.

      --
      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    131. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by rtechie · · Score: 1

      I use LUKS partitions and use FreeOTFE to mount them in windows. I didn't know FreeOTFE supported LUKS partitions. I'll have to try that.

      The NTFS write support in linux is unreliable (I've had it break a partition before); you're better off using ext2 and installing an ext2 driver for windows (though fscking after a crash is a pain). Or, if it's small enough for windows scandisk to work, fat32. I've tried it both ways, and it's buggy both ways. I had slightly more success with NTFS so I'm using it that way. But yeah, formating them ext2 and using the ext2 driver in Windows also works. I fsck'd the drives with a Linux LiveCD.
    132. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Good thing you have to log in to linux, right?

      I'd curse the thief for stealing my finger, and I'd still have the other finger used to get into my system, and he'd have a finger and a laptop, and probably not my root or user password.

      --
      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    133. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure. Simply because even if you have a "sob story", your story isn't the only one.

      Really?!? Wow, and all this time I thought I was the only homeless person in America...

      Each homeless person has their own fucked up reasons for being on the streets, and I seriously doubt you've been in all of their situations, or even have much of an understanding of the kinds of things many of these folks have been through.

      Remember, Junior, never assume; when you do you make an ass of Uma Thurman. As you have no idea what I've been through, whom I've talked to, and how I've lived, you're just blowing more smoke than Happy Harry's House of Hashish...horrendously horridly, at that.

      Yes. Both firsthand and (more importantly) through knowing many other people who are still or once were homeless.

      ...and you think you're the only person on this mudball that has? Your name wouldn't happen to be Narcissus, would it?

      Hearing other people's stories gives me a much better idea of what homelessness is like than just taking my own experience and projecting it onto every other homeless person, and then condemning them for not behaving the way I would have.

      Kid, if your {I'm betting brief} homeless stint gives you the right to lecture, what makes you think anyone else that's been in that situation can't?

      If you're on drugs, there're halfway houses and freebie rehabs in many urban areas. Female and pregnant/have kids? LOTS of options there, including financial/housing assistance, food, job placement, etc. Once again, far more common in urban areas with the cash/charities to assist. Nuts, like me? Once again, programs exist all over. If you were homeless and never hit the Salvation Army, or made use of the multitude of services found at the United Way, or any local faith-run food banks, then I'm going to have to wonder just how you're defining "homeless", and for how long you might have been...

      Ye gads, it annoys me when people think personal accountability means balancing your checkbook.

      --
      Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    134. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have my face and name engraved on the laptop. and various internal parts.

      --
      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    135. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by lnxpilot · · Score: 1

      and that makes injuring someone and stealing their hard-earned laptom OK?

    136. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Zillatron · · Score: 1

      It displays a picture of the owner, his or her name, and a phone number to contact if the laptop is found. It'll be the first thing the pawn-shop clerk sees when they turn it on to test it out.

      If you think this is nice, more cool stuff can be found at...

    137. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      The NTFS write support in linux is unreliable (I've had it break a partition before)
      When was this? NTFS-3G should be totally reliable since it hit version 1.0

      Did you report it to them? That's not supposed to happen.
      --
      Igor Presnyakov stole my hat
    138. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you carry that Bowie knife where it can be seen, you probably won't have to worry about being mugged.

    139. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by m50d · · Score: 1

      This was -2G; I should have clarified that I meant linux-the-kernel. With 3G I find it doesn't break, but it does frequently refuse to write - when I'm trying to copy a 26 episode series over to windows I end up scattering episodes all over the filesystem.

      --
      I am trolling
    140. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by xappax · · Score: 1

      As you have no idea what I've been through, whom I've talked to, and how I've lived,

      That's true, and I'm assuming from what you imply that you've been through a some really bad experiences. I wasn't trying to imply that you've had it easy, just that you haven't had every problem that everyone else on the streets has had - it's not possible. Unless you're some kind of HIV-positive schizophrenic disabled veteran of foreign war who's fleeing an abusive relationship and addicted to crack who had a severely traumatic childhood, etc.

      if your {I'm betting brief} homeless stint gives you the right to lecture, what makes you think anyone else that's been in that situation can't?

      You're right, being or having been homeless doesn't give you or me a right to lecture, which is why I said that the much more important thing is having knowledge and understanding of what a lot of other people who are homeless go through and have been through. While it may be easy for me to remain balanced in the face of poverty, I've learned that it's not so for everyone. And while it's seems simple and easy to just hold them to the same standard as yourself, it's not practical because it won't solve their problems or yours.

      If you're on drugs, there're halfway houses and freebie rehabs in many urban areas.

      Yes, but most of those places, at least the ones I know about, put you on lockdown or severely restrict you during the course of the program. Personally, I think it's probably a good idea, but it understandably leads to a lot of people who might be looking for help to keep away.

      Female and pregnant/have kids? LOTS of options there, including financial/housing assistance

      But if you have kids over 16 or 18? Most of the time they won't be allowed in the family shelter with you, they'll have to find their own men's shelter (or women's, but commonly the family+women's shelter are the same). And if you have a husband? You can pretty much forget about seeing him while you're at the shelter.

      If you were homeless and never hit the Salvation Army

      Yeah, and if you couldn't come up with 10 bucks at the Salvation Army shelter every night, it would be kind of difficult. Or, if the staff took a disliking to you for whatever reason (for example if someone attacked you and you tried to defend yourself), you're permanently banned from both SA services and probably United Way and related services as well, if you're in a place where they compare notes.

      The point is that there are services out there - and for some people they're more than enough, and those people should get off their asses and use the tools available to improve their situation. But for many others, the services available don't cut it for one reason or another, and as long as we pretend that they can just pull themselves up by the bootstraps in the current environment and never do anything unethical or illegal, we ensure that they'll stay in the cycle they're in, and we'll have to continue enduring the fallout of crime that is a result of that cycle.

    141. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      He was held up AT GUNPOINT! This wasn't a "broke the car window and swiped a laptop" type of crime, this was someone brandishing an instrument of death. Yes, sir, I want that person locked up until such time(if any) as they can be rehabilitated.

      The author shooting the crook dead on the spot would have been an acceptable outcome to me, and also in accordance with the laws of several states.

      YMMV.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    142. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Jello+B. · · Score: 1

      I can tell you now that not getting mugged


      OH SHIT HE GOT MUGGED!
    143. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "These people need a place to sleep and a hot meal, not a shower surprise."

      There are other ways to get a place to sleep and a hot meal if that's what the person needs. Maybe the computer was stolen because the places that provide a place to sleep and a hot meal won't provide neither meth nor crack and the local dealer might be quite happy to give some in exchange for a laptop that can be sold at a nice profit.

      I was held at gunpoint recently and, believe-me, it was not funny.

      But, if we really want to end this type of crime, we need to crack down on the people who buy stolen notebooks. The guy with a gun can be easily replaced while the organization that buys and sells stolen notebooks cannot. Laptop makers can also keep owner registries that can be used to identify the stolen goods when they surface at a repair shop.

    144. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Food is mugger fuel!
      Fuel is boat food!

      sorry, i'm having a catastrophic semantics kind of month.

      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
    145. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Bee1zebub · · Score: 1

      If you use a driver's licence number or something similar, then if the police recover it, they can tell who it belongs to, and you have a better chance of getting it back. it also makes it slightly harder to sell locally.

    146. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by Gaffod · · Score: 1

      What the hell? Are you actually endorsing theft? Stealing is not a valid means of generating income, period. Of course he needs to be locked up so that others are discouraged (along with him), I thought that's how the whole thing works! What's the point of criminalizing theft if you let people get away with it because "they need the money"?

    147. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      Own, and be willing to carry and use a decent pistol! The next time a bad guy demands that you reach for your wallet you can come up with a sudden solution to the issue. And pleas don't leave them flopping around and costing the public money. A second or third shot will help assure the situation is resolved. If you are a liberal simply try to view it as death therapy.

    148. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Work in the US.... Not where I live.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
  2. Only on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that you should pass on a tracker that is dependent on an OS. Just how hard would it be to wipe/reinstall? I don't know much about these products, but shouldn't a tracking device be enabled before the OS takes over the 'puter?

    I'd bet that these tools are in use with some government departments. You never know, somebody reading this may already be tracked...

    1. Re:Only on Windows? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Lot of them claim to be written at a lower level than windows checks, whatever the hell that means. It's all snakeoil. To get a really reliable system you have to get a lo-jack or some other theft tracking system, and those you have to pay a monthly fee for.

      Just get it insured, and keep your backups current.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    2. Re:Only on Windows? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Forget lojack - build it into the firmware so that you can turn the thing into a brick once it's stolen.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  3. Active Countermeasures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use a built in grenade on a timer you must reset every 24 hours.

    I did forget to reset it once with tragic consequences. I really miss that dog.

    Oh well, its the price you have to pay for security.

    1. Re:Active Countermeasures by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      I did forget to reset it once with tragic consequences. I really miss that dog.

      Hmmm, does that joke have any connection to this one...

      http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html ... inquiring minds would like to know!

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  4. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    O.J. just wanted those jpegs of him and hoover that were in your documents folder.

  5. duct tape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You could always have a scheduled task / cron job that combines ifconfig + lynx + a trip to a "what's my ip?" site, dump it to a text file and email it to a webmail address. Might give you an approximation of where it is next time it's networked.

  6. Don't bother. by Bartab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First thing that happens is the laptop gets wiped.

    --
    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
    1. Re:Don't bother. by MitchInOmaha · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if they're reasonably smart. We had a thief call Dell Support after he could not get logged in. Duh. -- Mitch

    2. Re:Don't bother. by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      First thing that happens is the laptop gets wiped.

      Not if it's a properly configured MacBook laptop. If you set a firmware password then they can't simply wipe & re-install. That, combined with a product like Undercover from Orbicule can make recovery of a stolen MacBook much more likely.

    3. Re:Don't bother. by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      First thing that happens is the laptop gets wiped. That's what I was thinking, especially if the thing boots up Linux by default. It would be pretty easy to roll your own solution and hide it in one of the start-up scripts though.
    4. Re:Don't bother. by A+non-mouse+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      First thing that happens is the laptop gets wiped.
      Exactly. There are only two motivations for theft of a laptop:

      1) The hardware. In which case, the data will likely be destroyed immediately. There is no guarantee the machine will be booted with your hoodwinked "locator" software in tow.

      2) The data. In which case, the drive will be imaged or some other "offline" method will suck up the data without booting the OS's controls.

      The reason why remote wipe/kill functions work on a small device like a blackberry is because the service provider's network is required for the device to be usable. And even then, there's still the option that the theft is hardware-only motivated, and the thing will get wiped anyway. The blackberry wipe wasn't ever really intended on being used for a physical recovery method.

      Potentially, a system BIOS would be a good place to run a "phone home" program, except that it would require advanced components, like a TCP/IP stack, etc., to run properly, and it could still be easily wiped by replacing the firmware with boot media. Apple, for that matter, has an upper hand at such a tool since they "own" both the hardware and software. But either way, what you're attempting to do is no more possible than DRM (and Slashdotters know that DRM is nothing short of an attempt at perpetual motion).

      So lesson #1 is protect your data and insure your hardware. And please remember, that "protect your data" really could mean not having a copy of your data on the laptop at all. After all, encrypted data in the hands of an adversary is still your data, just with a time-sensitive lock on it (the length of time needed for CPU power to increase where access is trivial, or the length of time a well-resourced adversary will need to destroy today's top crypto).
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      libertarian: (n) socially liberal, financially conservative; neither left, nor right.
    5. Re:Don't bother. by drawfour · · Score: 1

      If they can't get past the firmware password, then they'll just destroy the laptop. So a software application doesn't help, because the OS never booted. If they're competent enough to get past the firmware password, they're going to be competent enough to wipe the hard drive.

    6. Re:Don't bother. by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Oh please. There are ways of bypassing firmware passwords on every machine. Google is your friend.

    7. Re:Don't bother. by colesw · · Score: 1

      What if you remove the hard drive to do the format? (mac newb)

    8. Re:Don't bother. by PsychosisC · · Score: 1

      First thing that happens is the laptop gets wiped.
      Not so. First thing that happens is the laptop is searched for good porn.
    9. Re:Don't bother. by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      If they can't get past the firmware password, then they'll just destroy the laptop.

      Are you speaking from experience or just blowing crap out your *ss? Lots of laptop thefts are crimes of convenience. Somebody sees a laptop left alone in a library or breaks into a home or office just looking for things to steal that they can get money for. If they can boot it up then they may use it for a while. If they can't, or don't care to then they'll try to sell it. I seriously doubt many people would steal a laptop and then destroy it if they can't boot it up. They're much more likely to try to get any amount of money they can for it. Whoever buys it also isn't likely to destroy it unless they're the type of person who gets violent when they get frustrated. They spent good money for the laptop so they're not going to want it to go to waste.

    10. Re:Don't bother. by blhack · · Score: 1

      Not if it's a properly configured MacBook laptop. If you set a firmware password then they can't simply wipe & re-install. This amazing just one more thing feature is known as a power on password to us mere non mac owning mortals.

      Reading about the way most laptop trackers function actually kindof scares me. People really think they're going to track down a laptop based on an IP address? While this might get you close to the city that they're in, its definitely not going to give you their home phone number and street address. ESPECIALLY if you call the ISP that owns the IP block it falls into and tell them something along the lines of
      "Well, i created a cron job to pull a private txt file from a server i control once a minute just in case the machine gets stolen. This is the IP address showing up in my logs, please give me some names and phone numbers"

      Why hasn't somebody just bought one of These and had a cron job that throws the coordinates at a server once an hour/minute/second/whatever. THAT would be more effective. It would also open the possibility for a full scale ninja attack on their house.
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    11. Re:Don't bother. by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      People really think they're going to track down a laptop based on an IP address? While this might get you close to the city that they're in, its definitely not going to give you their home phone number and street address.

      Then explain the success stories posted on Orbicules website. They were able to work in conjunction with both the police and the ISP's in question to track down stolen laptops within a day or two of the laptops being reported stolen.

    12. Re:Don't bother. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I think it's a foregone conclusion that there's a reset jumper somewhere on the MacBook. You and I not knowing where it is doesn't make it any less so.

    13. Re:Don't bother. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Some of the newer Dell and HP laptops have the tracking software built into the bios/motherboard. Were looking at using it in combination with the Encrypted laptop hard drives, and fingerprint readers.. For us, its not so much about getting the laptop back, but making sure they can't get at our data. Privacy of our customers is critical. Also, the Computrace stuff built into the Dells can be told to remotely wipe the hard drive.

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    14. Re:Don't bother. by Altus · · Score: 1


      ya know, im pretty sure I read a story years ago about someone who did something like this. They had a script for some other purpose (upload to a web site or something) that allowed them to find the IP address that their stolen laptop was connected to and, with the help of the police, they were able to get their laptop back.

      Admitedly this was a long time back and it might have been easier to track that sort of thing down, but it was the first time I had ever seen this idea laid out.

      uploading GPS data would be great, maybe you could attach it to a picture from the camera while your at it :-)

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    15. Re:Don't bother. by Altus · · Score: 1


      you still wouldn't be able to boot the computer but the hard drive could be wiped. That said, getting the hard drive out of a mac laptop is not trivial. I suspect most laptop thieves who run into counter measure that stop the computer from operating end up just ditching the computer unless they can fence them to someone who knows what they are doing.

      For a tracker to work you want the computer to appear to operate normally.

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    16. Re:Don't bother. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      People really think they're going to track down a laptop based on an IP address?

      It's happened. One dude managed to track down his computer because he had SETI running on it, so he tracked down the location from the IP address the progress packets were coming from.

      Repeat after me: Most criminals are DUMB.

      ESPECIALLY if you call the ISP that owns the IP block it falls into and tell them something along the lines of "Well, i created a cron job to pull a private txt file from a server i control once a minute just in case the machine gets stolen. This is the IP address showing up in my logs, please give me some names and phone numbers"

      Depends on how convincing you are on the phone. ;). Software reports such as this are probably good enough to get a warrent, if you're working with police.

      Why hasn't somebody just bought one of These and had a cron job that throws the coordinates at a server once an hour/minute/second/whatever. THAT would be more effective. It would also open the possibility for a full scale ninja attack on their house.

      Now that's a nice solution. Of course, I also advocate the hiring of hitmen to target spammers. The only problem I see with this solution is that Ninja are expensive. You're probably better off hiring only one, that way you make sure the job gets done(inverse ninja law).

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    17. Re:Don't bother. by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      Only if the thief isn't a complete nitwit. When I was living with my ex-girlfriend last year we had a burglary and someone stole her laptop, and later that day I saw someone logged into her Yahoo IM account from it. I tried to get it to accept a file transfer (Yahoo's protocol uses direct TCP connections for that) to get an IP address, but that didn't quite work. If it had had something on it to connect up to my server every few minutes or something I probably would have been able to get an IP address and then go to the thief's ISP to find out where it was.

    18. Re:Don't bother. by p0tat03 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do not understand the vast majority of laptop thefts. Sure, if this was a targeted hit and the perp is after some confidential data on the drive, then yes, they're likely to know every trick in the book. Keep in mind the average laptop thief is not even very technically savvy - they may know enough to wipe your personal settings, or even enough to reinstall the OS, but the VAST VAST majority will never crack the case open.

      I've crossed paths with a few people who were selling hot laptops in university, these people were not technically savvy at all, the only thing they're really good at is swiping it, not what comes after. Most knew enough to pop the restore disc in, but that's only to clean the machine of personal information, and not to defeat any tracking devices.

    19. Re:Don't bother. by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, no.

      A sizable portion of laptops are stolen for:

      3) The laptop. The usable laptop. Not to resell, just to have a laptop, or to resell to someone else so that person can have a laptop. They don't know about tracking software, they aren't even thinking about stuff like that.

      As for 2), a lot of thieves aren't that smart and even if they're after personal information, they'll use your OS to get it. They'll fire it up, check your email, check your browser history and try to figure out if they can get into accounts that would be useful. Yes, if we were criminals, we wouldn't do that.

      And even if it's 1) they're after, and have a brand new counterfeit OS and everything to put on there, are you willing to bet they won't boot it at least once to see if you have anything useful on there? Like a stolen car, maybe they're planning on selling it to a 'repackager' where it will end up on a pawnshop with a new OS on it, but they can't resist booting it up to see if you've got any cool games.

      Criminals often behave very stupidly, and saying 'They wouldn't be that dumb' is crazy. I think if someone published statistics of what percentage of computer with tracking software that got stolen were recovered, it'd be near 50%.

      Of course, I don't know what these places charge, and if they're actually any good. (If they were smart, they'd already have existing agreements with ISP to track down physical locations of addresses.) I'm willing to bet a free program could be almost as useful, with maybe a bit more work if the thing is stolen.

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    20. Re:Don't bother. by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've had the idea, I just haven't gotten around to getting a Linux laptop yet. :)

    21. Re:Don't bother. by m2943 · · Score: 1

      Not if it's a properly configured MacBook laptop.

      It's easy to reset that yourself; check the web. They can also just take out the disk and wipe it.

      That's not to say it's entirely useless: it deters quick reboots from other devices, and if someone has reset it, you'll know. But it won't protect a stolen laptop.

    22. Re:Don't bother. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Not disagreeing, my spudly friend. :) I suspect the very first thing the vast majority of thieves will do is boot the laptop to see what they've managed to get. I'm only saying that setting the firmware password doesn't make a whole lot of difference.

    23. Re:Don't bother. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That said, getting the hard drive out of a mac laptop is not trivial.

      Apparently you haven't seen the MacBook.

      DIY Install Instructions from Apple

      It's approximately as easy as it was in the G3 Series PowerBooks---really easy, that is.

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    24. Re:Don't bother. by drawfour · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So who's going to buy a laptop without being shown that it works? A pawn shop certainly isn't going to let you pawn it off to them unless you can show it works, and anybody with a slight amount of sense is going to as well. Maybe they can find someone who's going to buy it without even turning it on, but I doubt that.

      Yes, laptops are a crime of convenience. And so is selling them. If it's not convenient for them to sell it, then they're going to toss it. Into the nearest garbage can, maybe just toss it off a bridge into a lake. There are lots of places where the thing will never come back.

    25. Re:Don't bother. by vertinox · · Score: 2, Informative

      First thing that happens is the laptop gets wiped.

      Most people stealing laptops at gun point aren't that technically inclined or professional. There have been documented instances where the thieves were viewed with the built in laptop camera. Most of the time the they only grabbed the laptop from you because it seemed valuable.

      Secondly, if you go to a pawn shop and pickup a laptop you can usually get the last owners personal data.

      However, thieves that target laptops professionally will probably wipe your data, but usually they'll snatch your laptop from the air port or coffee shop while your not working, but those people are extremely rare and you don't see that much anymore since laptops aren't as valuable as they used to be.

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    26. Re:Don't bother. by newbish · · Score: 1

      Especially now because of this article and comments they know all they have to do is remove the battery or reset the cmos jumper to clear the firmware password. That is if they know how to use google.

    27. Re:Don't bother. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Exactly. There are only two motivations for theft of a laptop:

      Again, you are assuming that thieves are geeks. Theft occurs usually when the thief things its valuable regardless of its real value or understanding. I had a thief steal a case of music CDRs from my car.

      He probably thought it was some music CDs he could sell at a used CD store or pawn shop, but I figured he was in for a suprise when he found a pack full of data CDs that will only play on a MP3 device. (He didn't even check the glove compartment for the player)

      So I'm out of $200 for a broken car window and the thief gets a free CD case and some coasters.

      When someone resorts to crime they generally have no technical knowledge of the situation anyway, they just know they can sell the laptop or use it themselves (a true geek criminal would use social engineering or ebay scam anyways rather than armed robbery... less risky)

      So chances are the average armed robber will no know how to reinstall windows or even format a hard drive. They'll probably take it to a pawn shop who (depending on their knowledge) may just put it on the shelf.

      Its usually the more discrete criminals who will wipe the laptops. People that hang around airports or coffee shops and wait for you to go to the bathroom or turn away before grabbing your laptop. They specifically were targeting it rather than "I've got a gun in your face so I'm taking that because it looks valuable"

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    28. Re:Don't bother. by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      Here's a wacky idea. How about soldering a small USB stick, set to read only, to the inside of one of the USB ports (maybe just replace the port completely) inside the laptop somewhere (if you can find the empty space)? That would be your boot volume, and would run the 'report home' script, before handing off to your hard disk... It could be invisible, and unless the thief is checking the BIOS for boot order...

    29. Re:Don't bother. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Finger print readers aren't all they sound. I was talking with Vint Cerf about it and his suggestion was that they're only okay as part of authentication, instead of the entirety. Ie, you'd still need a password. His reasoning was that if you needed to revoke a fingerprint, you can only do that ten times before you're out of luck. I'm not certain why you'd want to revoke a fingerprint (if you've got a demonstrated leak, I can't see the purpose of switching fingers).

      My laptop came with a fingerprint reader, and I've got a few other things to say on it:
      * Your fingerprints change. Warts, scars, and the like can cause false rejection, locking you out of your system. And god forbid you lose a finger.
      * The laptop likely has the authentication matter smeared all over it, on the lid, on the LCD screen, etc. If they just swipe your bag, there's even more sources for prints. If you keep one of those mirror / powder makeup things (pardon my lack of knowledge in the matter), it's even more likely. Granted, it's not easy to duplicate
      * You can't use a fingerprint scan as an encryption key. They don't emit the fingerprint scanned (generally) and scanners are noisy, and designed to reject or accept against a known print within some likelihood of failure. This means you'll have to store the encryption key on disk, or use a password.
      * US export restrictions have caused designs to generally favor hardware implementation over software (it's easier to control export of hardware than software!). This is great for stuff like open source, because the algorithms for comparison are in hardware, all the software can do is pass it off to the hardware and get a result. There's likely some extra implications here I haven't yet thought of.

      As far as I'm concerned, fingerprints are a matter of convenience than security. It's pretty clear for the data paranoid you need a password anyways, if only to prevent complete lockout from users, and stop probabilistic attacks.

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    30. Re:Don't bother. by Altus · · Score: 1


      GOD DAMN!

      Thats sweet!

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    31. Re:Don't bother. by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Potentially, a system BIOS would be a good place to run a "phone home" program, except that it would require advanced components, like a TCP/IP stack, etc., to run properly, and it could still be easily wiped by replacing the firmware with boot media. Apple, for that matter, has an upper hand at such a tool since they "own" both the hardware and software. But either way, what you're attempting to do is no more possible than DRM (and Slashdotters know that DRM is nothing short of an attempt at perpetual motion).
      Actually, it is possible with the Legacy System PC BIOS Replacements - EFI and its kin, as EFI is really a simplistic Hardware Abstraction Layer operating system that loads modules to do stuff. Technically, (and why I don't like EFI) EFI can be used to implement a system that would not load an untrusted (non-DRM'd) bootloader, which could in turn not load an untrusted OS, and so forth. There are some systems that are going towards this, but they are very few at the moment.

      Because of its modularity and where it runs, it could theoretically have a module load that could (a) get GPS coordinates, and (b) send them on the network at boot before the OS loads. Of course, then you have to somehow build the GPS unit and antennae into your laptop...that is left as an exercise for the reader...but it could be doable. Unless built-in by the factory, the issue would be that the modules would be removable through power resets though.
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    32. Re:Don't bother. by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      Thought about it more... it'd be a small program that checks for network connectivity, and if found, checks a file flag you keep on a server somewhere (could be a Googlepages account, or whatever). You alter the file to flag the laptop is stolen... the laptop sees this, sends you an email (or something) with the IP address of the laptop... and promptly loads a windows rootkit with keylogger, network traffic monitor, backdoor, etc. Because if they do wipe the HD they'll most likely replace it with Windows.

      This would all be on a bootable USB stick removed from its enclosure and soldered directly to the USB connector on the inside. The USB port itself would be removed and blocked up with, I dunno, a tinted piece of dark plastic that makes it look like an IR port is there.

      The existence of the volume can be hidden in Windows.

      That way wiping the HD wouldn't do jack.

      To disable it they'd have the change the boot order in BIOS so the system doesn't boot up from the stick, but who's going to do that? They don't know there's a removable media device inside that's being booted from.

      I'm a hardware technician, not a programmer, so of course my first thought goes to soldering stuff :) Can any software guys point out the holes for me?

    33. Re:Don't bother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -- Mitch Stop that. We know who you are.
    34. Re:Don't bother. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Here's the generic trick.

      Set up your notebook so that a password is required to enter the BIOS, but not to boot. Then set up an extremely low privilege guest account that logs in automatically on boot. The guest account should be as promiscuous as possible regarding the APs it will connect to. It should have access to the Internet, but not much of the hard disk. Then set your tracking software to run on boot through Cron, rc scripts, Windows Scheduler, whatever. If you're concerned about privacy, you can instead make the guest account run the tracking software silently.

      If your laptop is stolen, the thief will be able to use it, so it won't get dumped automatically. They may not be able to get into the BIOS, but since most theft is opportunistic anyway, it shouldn't be that big of a deal. If they're trying to sell it, you still might get a hit if/when the pawn shop boots it.

      Honestly, that's about the best you can do. Advanced users might encrypt their real home directory.

    35. Re:Don't bother. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Many new notebooks cannot bypass the firmware password without sending the device back to the manufacturer. It's a measure designed precisely because notebooks are highly targeted for theft.

    36. Re:Don't bother. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      There are already 150,000+ hits for MacBook reset jumper, and 475,000+ for cmos reset jumper. Slashdot isn't even in the top 100 of either. So don't worry too much having let the genie out.

    37. Re:Don't bother. by dreamlax · · Score: 1

      The latest corporate based Toshiba models have a challenge/response system. There is no "short this jumper for 15 seconds" or "remove the RTC battery for 20 seconds". The password is stored in non-volatile flash. You might be able to bypass the password if you have an IC handy as well as a component-level-repair soldering station.

      I work for Toshiba and my job is to repair laptops. This challenge/response system is annoying for me because I actually have to send the challenge code to one of the very few authorised people in Toshiba able to give me a response.

    38. Re:Don't bother. by dreamlax · · Score: 1

      This technique no longer works. I work for Toshiba and I know that all the new corporate models store the password in non-volatile flash. There is a reset jumper but it only changes the CMOS settings to their defaults, the password remains. The only way to get rid of it (without changing the motherboard) is to send it in. A challenge code must be sent to one of the very few authorised Toshiba employees capable of returning a response code.

    39. Re:Don't bother. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1


      Not if it's a properly configured MacBook laptop. If you set a firmware password then they can't simply wipe & re-install. That, combined with a product like Undercover [www.orbicule] from Orbicule can make recovery of a stolen MacBook much more likely.


      Firmware password can be reset easily.
    40. Re:Don't bother. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what I've been told. This was true even before tracking software was invented; personal information on the hard drive identifies the laptop as stolen.

      However, it's possible to put the tracking app in firmware. Though that mainly makes sense for companies that have a lot of hardware getting "lost".

    41. Re:Don't bother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of a laptop I bought from classifieds years ago. It was stolen from a psychiatrist and the laptop still had his patients' files.

    42. Re:Don't bother. by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      It would depend on the file name you sent. Tax-return2006.pdf would be more tempting than temp_file.txt.

    43. Re:Don't bother. by shmlco · · Score: 1

      I guess that's the difference between the MacBook and the MacBook Pro. With the Pro model you need to be a professional to change the hard drive...

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    44. Re:Don't bother. by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      You underestimate spectacularly the proportion of ignorant laptop thieves.

      There are a lot more dumb thieves than smart thieves out there. A dumb thief, even one who intends to later resell the hardware, will try to use the laptop as if it was their own. The window of opportunity to allow that sort of thief to use it and expose themselves long enough to allow tracking them down is a trade-off with the security of the data on the laptop. I don't have the statistics, but I suspect that most laptop thefts are opportunistic and that the thief will try to use the laptop.

      By the way, data security in laptops is really far easier to implement than most paranoid people think. Either you use whole-drive encryption which cannot be cracked, period, until the absolute majority of data is uselessly out-of-date or possibly unless NSA is interested in it (and I personally doubt NSA's ability to crack modern crypto in useful time), or you use a hard drive password combined with screen locks, which is just as secure if the drive is turned off and the password is strong (even if the drive is kept on, the attacker needs a very sophisticated electronics lab to swap the drive bus and read out the data). If you deal in state secrets which are sensitive even after decades, then obviously you'll take extra precautions.

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    45. Re:Don't bother. by Silas+is+back · · Score: 1

      The MacBook boots just fine when the Firmware Password is set, you just can't reformat the harddrive - unless you put it in another case and do what you want there.

      However, if the Laptop boots and you have a password-free account (you should set up a guest account), I guess many thieves are going to try out how the laptop works. And that's when Undercover comes into play.

      Of course it's not 100% sure, but the odds are good.

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  7. My recommendation... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    LoJack.

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  8. If you have a Macbook by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Go check out Undercover from Orbicule. Even if you don't have a Mac you should go read the success stories that they have posted (complete with photos of the perps taken from the Macbooks built-in camera).

    1. Re:If you have a Macbook by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      You've posted twice about the same product. Are you affiliated with the company in any way?

    2. Re:If you have a Macbook by dollar99 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I checked out the undercover website and noticed that in one of the perp snapshots the dude is in the bathroom, sitting on the can. I'm not sure if I'd want my Mac back after seeing that pic.

    3. Re:If you have a Macbook by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      Other than being a very satisfied customer I have no affiliation with them whatsoever.

    4. Re:If you have a Macbook by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      I like that idea. Have the laptop take the perps picture and post it to a web site along with location information. Now we just need to get that built in face recognition software and have the system match against the owner. If it wakes up and does not recognize the user it asks you "Where is Dave?". If it does not get a valid response it self destructs using that simtek mentioned in an earlier post.

      Wonder if there is anyway to have the batter go into overload and melt the system down?

    5. Re:If you have a Macbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      In what way are you a satisfied customer? Did your laptop ever get stolen and then recovered? If not, what you say is worth nothing.

    6. Re:If you have a Macbook by Vokkyt · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points so I could mod this up, but instead I'll comment. This program seems like it's going in the right direction for laptop recovery; unintrusive programs which teach you to keep your laptop and information safe, but gives you one last hope in case all else fails. While I would like to see more success stories as evidence of the viability of this software, I think that it's definitely a good idea, and could really cement itself at the pristine business model for physical laptop recovery.

  9. I just set a boot password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so the thief can't use it such that it's worthless to him :)

    1. Re:I just set a boot password by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      so the thief can't use it such that it's worthless to him :)

      At least until he pulls the CMOS battery. With unfettered physical access to the hardware, there is no possible way to secure it completely. You can make the job tougher by having custom hardware that does things like put a bunch of chips into one of those surface mount resin blobs you see in some cheap consumer gadgets, but even those can be gotten around with enough effort.

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    2. Re:I just set a boot password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't tried it, but I think that Thinkpads can't be reset that way because the passwords are saved in the EEPROM and you have to replace the motherboard if you lose your password (which probably only the manufacturer can do)

    3. Re:I just set a boot password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nice going Sherlock. And what are you going to do the next time you need to boot that laptop up while you're driving? Type in your boot password? I don't think so. Boot passwords are the bane of any sane person's existence. Here's my take on the whole situation.

      1. You have to figure out what your goal is
          a. Do you want to recover the laptop?
          b. Do you want to protect the data on the laptop?
          c. Do you want to cause damage to the person who stole the laptop?
      2. Then you have to figure out how to accomplish the goal
          a. Do you want to be active or passive?
          b. Do you want to blow up the laptop?
          c. Do you want to have the perp chased by sharks with frickin laser beams mounted on their heads?
          d. Do you want to win the nobel prize for inventing teleportation and recovering the laptop via molecular transmission?

      In my case, I want to get the laptop back and cause damage to the perpetrator. So, I'm working on teleportation technology based around the Intel i75602 chip and a nanogrid platform affixed to the bottom of the unit. The next time the fucker turns the system on, it will buffer the molecular structure and then BAM! the entire pattern buffer is uploaded back home. The only problem I have right now is that the bandwidth on even the fastest broadband connections just isn't quite there for uploading the buffer information in a timely manner. So the teleportation is taking somewhere around a year or two of constant connection just to get the laptop's bottom right rubber grommet home. I've considered bittorrent to speed things up a bit. But then you wind up with other people having part of your laptop's hardware on their systems.

      As far as inflicting pain so that the fucking thief will rue the day... I make sure to always buy laptops that are notorious for overheating and have LIon batteries that can explode. Then I can remotely turn off ACPI temperature sensing and the CPU fans to force an overheat. After that, all I have to do is scan the news for mysterious fires in the area.

    4. Re:I just set a boot password by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried it, but I think that Thinkpads can't be reset that way because the passwords are saved in the EEPROM and you have to replace the motherboard if you lose your password (which probably only the manufacturer can do)

      Or rewrite the EEPROM. Of course at that point you need two things, one is a EEPROM writer (bit pricey for your run of the mill crook), and two is a copy of the BIOS without a password set. Wouldn't suprise me at all to find out that that second item already exists for download somewhere, but barring that you could always just buy a new motherboard and pull it off there. It's doable, but a pain in the butt, which is ultimately what PC security is all about.

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    5. Re:I just set a boot password by bcmm · · Score: 2, Funny

      You need to set it up so that if you don't run a certain script once a week, the Goatse wallpaper happens.

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  10. Roll your own or wait... by Dareth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either roll your own or wait. If you are lucky, someone will rob Linus Torvalds of his laptop, all production on the kernel will stop while Torvalds and friends crank out a "stolen laptop tracking system" that is greatly superiorthan any other.

    If you are really proactive, you could go steal his laptop yourself. That way you have another laptop to use, and you will jumpstart this scenario.

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    1. Re:Roll your own or wait... by pugugly · · Score: 4, Funny

      BRB - off to mug Linus

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    2. Re:Roll your own or wait... by norton_I · · Score: 1

      Better make sure Tove isn't there, she will kick your ass :)

    3. Re:Roll your own or wait... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I see an onion news article coming soon.

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    4. Re:Roll your own or wait... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heaven help us Linux users if some commercial company were to get access to the source code for the Kernel!

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    5. Re:Roll your own or wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see why that signature is necessary.

    6. Re:Roll your own or wait... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear he sleeps with nunchucks

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    7. Re:Roll your own or wait... by pugugly · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm just going to lie down here and bleed for a minute . . .

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  11. Why do we need another tracker? by LM741N · · Score: 1

    When we have Microsoft Vista tracking our every move on the computer, installing unwanted software, etc.

    1. Re:Why do we need another tracker? by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      That assumes someone would A) install vista, and B) want to steal a laptop with vista on it.

      neither are likely ;)

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    2. Re:Why do we need another tracker? by LM741N · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, people keep MS on their computers "just in case". Eventually it will get booted. Remember, these are criminals, not Linux geeks!!

    3. Re:Why do we need another tracker? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      then my laptop is safe! woot!

      (I bought a laptop Circuit City had on sale for $350 a few weekends ago, regular price $600. Sempron 3600+, 80GB hdd, 512M RAM, GeForce 6100, widescreen. Popped in a gig of RAM. I'm actually suprised how well Vista runs on it, given the Sempron processor. I installed XP and ran it side by side with my favorite MMORPG and couldn't tell the difference. But anyways...)

    4. Re:Why do we need another tracker? by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      yeah i'm running an HP laptop with vista on it too.. it's not too bad when it's running, but I have noticed that bootup time is ridiculously long, and shutdown time(!) is even more ridiculously long, on the order of almost two minutes from selecting "shut down" to actually turning off. The performance logs show all kinds of 'performance issues' during the shutdown process, but no hints on what to do to solve the issue.

      oh well!

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    5. Re:Why do we need another tracker? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Havent had issues here, less than a minute to boot up and 10 or so seconds to boot down. Mine's a compaq (which is HP now, but still Compaq hardware, has a Q on the cover). I was just impressed at the performance on a sempron with the gimped L2 cache and all ...

  12. Linux Monitoring by Nosklo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems to me that you can always install some software like that yourself. Once I lost my laptop in my own house. Since I have ipcheck in a cron job, updating my laptop's IP address on DynDns, I just SSHed into it and made it play loud sounds until I found it under the bed. (I don't answer questions about what it was doing there)

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    1. Re:Linux Monitoring by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

      kinky.

    2. Re:Linux Monitoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kinky. Maybe he has one of these.
    3. Re:Linux Monitoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it was under the bed switched on. Either for a short period of time and still on battery, or didn't notice the power cable plugged in somewhere too.

    4. Re:Linux Monitoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, be honest. You didn't even look for the thing, did you? Your first thought after, "Gee, I thought I left it here beside the bed, but apparently it's not there," was, "What's the most nerdy thing I can do to locate my laptop?"

      I salute you, sir.

    5. Re:Linux Monitoring by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      Loud noises indeed.

    6. Re:Linux Monitoring by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Ob Bash Quote: hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

    7. Re:Linux Monitoring by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      It is a wonder you could hear it, since it must have been very muffled by the dust bunnies...

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    8. Re:Linux Monitoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, you don't need to buy a solution when you have the power of Linux. I've installed OpenVPN on my laptop, so no matter where it is, it will try to connect to my VPN. I figure if it's stolen (and the thief is stupid enough to simply turn it on and connect to the internet), I'll be able to track what IP it has used to connect to my VPN. As everyone knows from the RIAA, once you have an IP address, you pretty much know everything about where the machine is and who's using it.

      -Matt

    9. Re:Linux Monitoring by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      >Once I lost my laptop in my own house.

      Who are you, Richie Rich? :)

    10. Re:Linux Monitoring by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Ack, that's disgusting! I hope you cleaned that laptop properly! Last thing you want is for some innocent bystander to open it up and find big nasty gobs of...

      ...underbed dustbunnies blocking the vents.

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    11. Re:Linux Monitoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done more or less the same but with a mobile phone. I couldn't find it but fortunately I could find it via bluetooth. So by connecting to it via bluetooth I could set the alarm and thereby find it. (Normally you could just call the phone, but I didn't have a SIM card in it at this point.)

  13. CompuTrace by ironwill96 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Our University is using CompuTrace/Lo-Jack on our laptops. AFAIK, this is built into the BIOS and is not something that nuking the OS etc can remove. It allows for tracking location OR the option of remotely nuking the data on the drive to stop identity theft. It is a pretty widely used system and I think they are also responsible for the Lo-Jack system that Police Departments use to track physical equipment such as construction equipment when it is stolen. The website is here: http://www.absolute.com/laptop-security-solutions.asp

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    1. Re:CompuTrace by packetmon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I suggest you read about Computrace and how they offered me money to hush and go away with their false claims. http://www.infiltrated.net/lojack.pdf

    2. Re:CompuTrace by ironwill96 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The assumption you have here is that some thieves are not complete morons. Some thieves are smart enough to do the easy workarounds like you said, but there are others (many of them) who are not and will easily get caught. I view most of these solutions merely as "deterrence" more than an actual way of recovering the items. We had some computers stolen, we put in cameras and large signs notifying people they were under 24-hour surveillance. I think the signs are probably more effective than the actual cameras, the point is to make people wonder "Hmm, maybe I will get caught if I steal from this place, why not try something easier.."

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    3. Re:CompuTrace by ironwill96 · · Score: 1

      Browsed a little more on their website and found this tidbit: http://www.absolute.com/products-core-technology.asp Looks like the BIOS install I was talking about only works if an OEM mfrer puts it there. I'm not sure if as a personal product you can get that functionality (self-repair even after hard drive wipe or re-image of machine). We use Gateway machines here so we have it pre-installed into the BIOS so the hard drive wipe scenario or hard drive replacement or service disable doesn't matter. The BIOS will detect it and stick the software service back on automatically. Also, if it is just monetary they will pay you (under some conditions) if they can't recover your machine.

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    4. Re:CompuTrace by Smoky+D.+Bear · · Score: 1

      We use it at work and I am the admin. They are very good, but it does have one catch. Your computer has to connect to the internet every 30 days to "check in" or they consider you system invalid. You have to report your system stolen along with a police case number, investigating officer and detachment within 14 days of the actual theft. On the plus side, they include a $1000.00 guarantee that you will get your computer back. You also have the option to skip the $1000.00 and have the system securely wipe itself. It only installs on Windows, but it embeds itself in the BIOS so that it can't be wiped. It is still there even if you re-ghost your system or change to a non-Windows OS. It has been well worth it for our company so far.

    5. Re:CompuTrace by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You should make an HTML version of that available.

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    6. Re:CompuTrace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can it embed it in the bios? Do you mean in the MBR before an operating system is loaded? I fail to see how it could install it self into any motherboard manufacturers bios without issues.

    7. Re:CompuTrace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computrace, even in the bios can be disabled. All you have to do is change the service tag on the machine thereby allowing one to disable computrace entirely.

    8. Re:CompuTrace by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      I just read your PDF there.. the funy thing is, I work in an office very close to where Absolute is located... heh ! Small world...

    9. Re:CompuTrace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >How can it embed it in the bios?

      It's in the BIOS on the major manufacturer's laptops, but it's dormant. Once you buy and activate the software, the BIOS agent 'wakes up' and becomes active.

    10. Re:CompuTrace by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      I'd be more suggestable to reading it if it weren't a PDF...

    11. Re:CompuTrace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How can it embed it in the bios?

      You can read more here:

      http://www.absolute.com/products-core-technology.asp

    12. Re:CompuTrace by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      I tried to read your PDF but just got a 410 gone from some other random site. Slashdotted?

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    13. Re:CompuTrace by fm6 · · Score: 1

      CompuTrace has no connection with the Lo-Jack car recovery system, except for having purchased the right to use the brand.

  14. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a gun instead and fight back.

  15. Cron by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just set up a cron job to periodically connect to any server that you have access to. Make it connect to an obscure port or just request a non-public file (not indexed nor linked and with a long obscure name to keep crawlers/bots off it). Check your logs and you have the IP address that your thief is using.

    If you want top be super paranoid, install a keylogger and set up a cron job to periodically scp the files to an ssh account you own. You would have every password, url, word processor document, etc typed by your attacker.

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    1. Re:Cron by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't last beyond a hard drive wipe, and that would probably be done first thing, especially if you're running linux.

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    2. Re:Cron by smitty97 · · Score: 1

      To extend on that further, like the iPhone anti-theft program being developed you can have the script check a simple web page which the content is either 0 or 1.. If its 0 it waits. You set it to 1 when its stolen. Then the script takes pictures, reports addresses, emails web history, phone & sms records (for an iphone anyway) and can do dozens of other things, you just need to write the script. I would think most laptop/gadget "opportunity" thefts are done by folks who arent IT pros. It's going to be someone who would spend some time going through the device using its own OS to get files off for at least a short time, and then wipe it with a OS reinstall.

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    3. Re:Cron by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If you want top be super paranoid, install a keylogger and set up a cron job to periodically scp the files to an ssh account you own.
      If you want to be even mildly paranoid then don't just pick "an ssh account you own". If your laptop can scp to that account, the person in possession of it can ssh to it.
    4. Re:Cron by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      I can see him checking up on it:

      Christ, the audacity of this guy! He's updating his resume! On my laptop!

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    5. Re:Cron by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      That's what I did :) I also set the bios to boot from hdd and require password to change that. And the bios password on a modern laptop can be a real bitch to reset, so I guess most people will try it first, boot it up, and go on to one of the non-admin accounts (which are not password protected). And *ping* I have their IP address.

      As for resetting the bios password, here's a hint : many of them have to be sent to the manufacturer of the laptop to get it reset, removing battery (even if you can get to it) aint enough, and there is no jumper for it.

      I imagine most thieves will try the pc with the software installed, since replacing that means doing some real work.

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  16. Ubuntu comes preinstalled with the solution by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0, Troll

    It is called gcc. Write your own damned code buddy.

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    1. Re:Ubuntu comes preinstalled with the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, to many people's chagrin, Ubuntu does not come with a compiler or other basic development tools.

    2. Re:Ubuntu comes preinstalled with the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sudo apt-get install gcc

    3. Re:Ubuntu comes preinstalled with the solution by smartdreamer · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, Ubuntu does not install gcc by default.
      Gentoo does it since it's source driven (every package is compiled).

  17. Because nobody knows how to remove that little battery inside your computer to reset the BIOS.....

    1. Re:duh by halivar · · Score: 1

      Not the kind who mug people at gunpoint; no, they don't.

    2. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, but the shady PC retailer he sells it to probably does.

    3. Re:duh by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Modern laptops don't come with easily removable clock batteries my friend like the desktop ones.

  18. DIY by ZwJGR · · Score: 1

    It can't be that hard to send an automated email to a certain address on boot with the IP or to just make a certain request to a server, which will then log the IP, from the init/boot scripts.
    If you have a connected desktop as well, even something like ping, netcat, etc. to that machine, could be used.
    There are plenty of command-line programs which will send an email (via online servers, etc.).
    This could be done via a bash or perl script.
    Linux/BSD/Unixy OSs are setup to allow this sort of simple scriptable configuration...

    The only snag is if they just boot off of a CD and wipe the hard-drive :/, but that's not very likely, knowing the relative tech skills of your average gun-toting thief...

    BIOS trackers anyone?

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  19. Dell has this in many of their laptops BIOSs by Ransak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dell has been embedding Absolute's Computrace in many of their laptops (I'm typing this on a SuSE 10.2 install on a Dell Latitude D820 that has it enabled). Once you enable it in the BIOS, there is no way to disable it without physically removing and replacing the chip.

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    1. Re:Dell has this in many of their laptops BIOSs by ultramkancool · · Score: 0

      This solution is not OS dependent at all? How does it send the position information?

    2. Re:Dell has this in many of their laptops BIOSs by Socguy · · Score: 1

      I work for an organization that has a deal with Dell, they supply all our computing needs. We had a laptop go 'missing' and shortly thereafter the tracing program suddenly stopped functioning. Now, I don't work in IT, but the guys assured me that the tracing software was extremely difficult to remove. I know the individual in question, and let me assure you he's not the brightest bulb, so-to-speak, so obviously there are people out there who are fully capable and aware when dealing in this kind of merchandise.

    3. Re:Dell has this in many of their laptops BIOSs by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Since it's a laptop, we can assume to know what wired and wireless hardware it runs. Knowing that, we can then shim direct data through the NICs. Better yet, if we can query NIC information via ACPI, all the better.

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  20. Ummm.... by Seakip18 · · Score: 1

    Usually, the password can be reset with clearing the bios, usually by moving the jumper.

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  21. Tracking by packetmon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Well for Windows I can tell you LoJack for laptop sucks. You should try creating your own script. See the thing with Windows crapaganda based "trackers" is they mainly track to src IP of wherever their little daemons call from. Means nothing since most ISP's won't provide you with an IOTA of information without a court order. In most cases in bigger cities, your machine will be wiped by the pawn shop owner.

    If you want something truly truly effective, talk to a vet about something similar to Verichip. Find out whether you can perhaps open up the machine and place it somewhere. Anything else would have to be IP based. For that matter a shell script will tell you what network your machine is coming from, nothing more. Unless you get creative but chances are if its stolen 1) it will be sanitized from all software 2) HIGHLY likely anything NIX based will automatically be wiped unless its swiped at say Linuxworld Op or something

    1. Re:Tracking by nategoose · · Score: 0

      The animal tracking chip idea won't work because those have to be scanned at close proximity. Not good for "Where the hell is my 'puter?" It might give your laptop cancer, though.

    2. Re:Tracking by packetmon · · Score: 1

      Again... I linked to Verichip directly which is doing something with Department of Defense (Coast Guard I believe) to replace dog tags. They can be tracked via satellite ;)

    3. Re:Tracking by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, unless you had a GPS or GSM/CDMA circuit in the unit logging what it could see, what else could the software send back to you? It certainly wouldn't solve your coffee shop wifi problem.

    4. Re:Tracking by packetmon · · Score: 1

      Did you read the information on the right... Wouldn't tell you nothing more than what network you're coming from. user1.tmobile.nyc.starbucks.com if you're lucky

    5. Re:Tracking by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      Not sure what else you think the software could tell you?
      Should it pop up and ask the user what his name is? Turn on a keylogger and send back everything he typed in? (although effective, I wouldn't feel very secure knowing this company could be logging everything *I* was typing in as well) Scan the local network and attempt to extract information from any other local computers?
      Without some additional hardware to gather location evidence, there's little else it can do.

  22. Held up at gunpoint? by PartPricer · · Score: 1

    It's terrible that you were held up at gunpoint.

    Did you recognize any of the assailants? If you can identify one of them as a former Heisman Trophy winner, I'd like to negotiate a book deal.

    1. Re:Held up at gunpoint? by everphilski · · Score: 3, Funny

      I did not steal a notebook, but had I stolen a notebook, here is how I would have done it ...

  23. I Like President-VICE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Richard B. Cheney's laptop with his oil futures trades the best.

    PatRIOTically,
    K. Trout

  24. Agreed by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If those programs can track muggers, they can also track you and that's why I wouldn't trust them. The best way to handle this is to encrypt all your data and insure your laptop against theft. Oh, and daily backups of your data on trusted media which you lock away in a safe.

    Essentially, only your data is worth something. The hardware can be covered by insurance.


    Agreed. Hands down, this is the best solution, and it will save you in many cases other than theft where you lose data. Modern laptops come with support for hardware acceleration of crypto (those blasted TPM chips) that can be turned in your favor.

    While it's nice to maybe one day find your thief, it's not worth the security and privacy trade-off in my opinion. Besides, you should be encrypting a laptop anyway just as a matter of policy.

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    1. Re:Agreed by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "While it's nice to maybe one day find your thief, it's not worth the security and privacy trade-off in my opinion. Besides, you should be encrypting a laptop anyway just as a matter of policy."

      Well, the author of the article mentioned it was a windows/linux laptop, and that he couldn't find a tracker for anything but windows.

      I put for that that we've FINALLY found a real use for windows. Create a small partion on it for windows, with the tracker software, and only use it for that.

      It is doubtful the criminals would know what to do a boot into linux...so, encrypt and protect your real work on the Linux side, and leave the windows part for them to log into when they steal it.

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    2. Re:Agreed by Applekid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is doubtful the criminals would know what to do a boot into linux...so, encrypt and protect your real work on the Linux side, and leave the windows part for them to log into when they steal it. IANALT (I am not a laptop thief), but, if I were to steal one, the first thing I'd do is a reformat/install of my favorite OS, after disconnecting the battery for a few days to take care of any CMOS passwords.

      Not that the comedy of having a thief get all caught up with Bonzai Buddy is lost on me, though...
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    3. Re:Agreed by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      IANALT but If I were I would try to get the Laptop away from me and turned into Cash as fast as possible. Not wast time Installing an OS, or trying to get pass the password. Also most people who rob others at gunpoint are usually so desperate that they wouldn't think about doing such.... Being that you could do such activities you could at least get a job at CompUSA fixing these things.

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    4. Re:Agreed by a-zarkon! · · Score: 1

      I think your chances of catching the actual thief are probably pretty slim. Someone who is stealing laptops is probably selling them/pawning them for cash. The person you catch will more than likely be the person who bought your stolen device. This is purely my own speculation, I have no statistics to back this up whatsoever. I also have to wonder what kind of priority is going to be given to recovering a stolen laptop with a value of under $2000, especially if they are in a high-crime area. You might get better support if you have customer or employee confidential information stored on it, because then you might be able to get support from the FBI or something. However by having it stolen, you've probably already cost yourself a job and your company a world of trouble so probably best to avoid that scenario. "Password protecting" your data is a ridiculous statement. If you have data you don't want disclosed, it should be encrypted. Period. End of discussion. No excuses. BIOS passwords can be reset, file access passwords are trivial to get around. Use the encryption built-in to your OS, something like TrueCrypt, or a commercial encryption program. If you don't *need* to have the data on a portable computer, it doesn't belong there. Once the hardware is not in your possession, you have no guarantee that the data was not accessed, copied, and/or manipulated unless it was stored with some kind of strong encryption. If you're concerned about disclosure of that data, recovering the hardware is already too late.

    5. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "IANALT (I am not a laptop thief), but, if I were to steal one, the first thing I'd do is a reformat/install of my favorite OS, after disconnecting the battery for a few days to take care of any CMOS passwords."

      Yes, and that is exactly because you are not a thief. A street thief is after quick cash. They will not have the forethought, patience, the technical knowledge, and perhaps not even the sobriety to perform a military-grade decommissioning of a laptop. There are plenty of anecdotes out there of thieves who got caught because they didn't know what the hell they were doing when they logged into the Internet on a stolen computer without wiping it first. Thieves are a subset of society, not of hardcore computer geeks - and we all know who computer-savvy most of society is. That is the answer right there.

      Besides...why bother reformatting it? It will be sold by tomorrow. The thief doesn't have to worry about being caught with the laptop, that's going to happen to the next guy down the line, who bought it. In the meantime...thief needs more cash, almost out of drugs again, time to hold someone else up.

    6. Re:Agreed by ericartman · · Score: 1

      IANALT but if I were to traffic in stolen goods I would need to see the laptop turn on and function. Why would I give drugs or money for a doorstop? If someone brought my anything even in a sealed box I want to see it perform. Dealers houses are full of crap traded for drugs. So Mom and Dad if timmy comes home with a brand new iPhone........

      Cart

    7. Re:Agreed by ashSlash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      disconnecting the battery for a few days to take care of any CMOS passwords.

      Decent laptops don't use battery-backed CMOS to store the password etc. You can leave the battery unplugged for a year and the password will still be there.

    8. Re:Agreed by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IANALT but If I were I would try to get the Laptop away from me and turned into Cash as fast as possible. Not wast time Installing an OS, or trying to get pass the password. Also most people who rob others at gunpoint are usually so desperate that they wouldn't think about doing such.... Being that you could do such activities you could at least get a job at CompUSA fixing these things. The thief may not have time to do this but the fence probably does. After all most car thieves don't strip the car they steal - they take it to a chop shop (is there an equivalent for PC/laptops?).

      Your $1k laptop may only get the thief $50 (more than enough for an addict to risk pointing a gun at someone), but the next guy in the chain maybe gets $200-$300 after he reformats the drive and alters the serial numbers, MAC address, etc.

    9. Re:Agreed by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      IANAC (crackhead), but if I were, I might not know what the hell I was doing and just try to sell the laptop ASAP so I could get some more crack.

    10. Re:Agreed by geekinaseat · · Score: 1

      They will not have the forethought, patience, the technical knowledge, and perhaps not even the sobriety to perform a military-grade decommissioning of a laptop.

      So according to you all thieves are totally clueless when it comes to computers? I'm sorry but installing a dodgy copy of windows over whatever is on it already isn't exactly rocket science and I'm sure many people (thieves or not) could manage it. Besides look at the knowledge and effort that is require to steal and "clean" a car... I guess if you are into theiving certain items you become an expert pretty quickly... or get caught.

    11. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This article is replete with comments which assume that people who take items at gunpoint are desperate drug addicts of low intelligence. The association of force or the threat of force with paucity of wit is probably a manifestation of the poster's insecurity: a man stealing a laptop is likely the grunt input end of an organised fence->reburb->resell operation, just as the average programmer is the grunt input end of some business process.

      Except that, as you imply, the highwayman is going to have to "become an expert pretty quickly" to avoid not just being caught, but the lethal force of retaliation; the worst a cubicle dweller has to fear is an embarrassing bug uncovered in testing. It's the kind of epic misunderstanding that leads to calling a suicide bomber "cowardly" - of all criticisms you could possibly bestow on a man who has decided that the best way to tackle some problem involves sacrificing his own life, cowardice is the least accurate.

    12. Re:Agreed by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who does cocaine, among other things. He gets his paycheck, which is occasionally upwards of 8000 dollars a month, and within a week, it's pretty much completely gone. Down the drain.

    13. Re:Agreed by kobaz · · Score: 1

      IANALT (I am not a laptop thief), but, if I were to steal one, the first thing I'd do is a reformat/install of my favorite OS, after disconnecting the battery for a few days to take care of any CMOS passwords. Quite a bunch of laptops these days store the bios password on a eeprom which is non-volatile. You can leave the battery unplugged all you want but the bios password will stick around.
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    14. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most laptops don't have CMOS passwords, the passwords are stored in Non-volatile memory. I had my friend call Dell for a password for a 7 year old laptop since I had to change some stuff in BIOS. The HD was corrupted and he didn't want windows on it anymore, linux liked the laptop just fine...

    15. Re:Agreed by pizpot · · Score: 1

      I think we stumbled on a solution. Install tracking software in Windows, and use Linux.

    16. Re:Agreed by JavaManJim · · Score: 1

      A Hispanic in Arlington TX tried to sell me a stolen laptop once. He worked in a hotel and that's how he got it. I supported PC's at the time and wanted to see if any information was left that might point to the actual owner. BUT IT HAD BEEN LOW LEVEL FORMATTED. Surprising for someone who had not gone through high school - yes? So this thief and others do indeed know people who will "clean up" a PC.

      Another point. Today there are organized groups. Some loosely organized but indeed organized. Petty crime is their livelihood. The context discussed here is that of a random crackhead thief. But even crackheads have contact with others who will fence the thing. Or others connected to an organized group. I was on a Grand Jury for three months earlier this year. There is a lot more crime going on that anyone realizes (and grand juries only see the tip of the crime iceberg).

      Good luck and back that data up,
      Jim

    17. Re:Agreed by l810c · · Score: 1

      This post is spot on.

      Someone that robs another person at gunpoint is unlikely to have much if any computer knowledge. They are looking to sell it quick.

      If you are really concerned about being mugged, again, think about moving.

      Back up your data and forget about the hardware, if your data is sensitive secure it with some form of encryption.

      Thankfully your still able to post on /., forget about the hardware.

    18. Re:Agreed by FLEB · · Score: 1

      How'd that work out? I've got a 7-year old laptop (thirdhand from university surplus) that I'd been trying to use, and Dell basically just told me "We won't let you hack your own machine." Granted the thing's got failing fans and a fist-mark for a screen (hence my getting it thirdhand, cheap), so it's not much worth to me save for spare parts.

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    19. Re:Agreed by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those places always seemed kinda fishy...

  25. Buy and train... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to use a weapon of your own.

  26. linux options by Dunbal · · Score: 0

    I just HAVE to say it:

          who on EARTH will steal a linux laptop???

          just kidding, I use ubuntu myself :)

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    1. Re:linux options by cortesoft · · Score: 1

      It wasn't stealing. The laptop is under the GPL, so you have to share it with everyone anyway.

  27. I have a question for the question... by lena_10326 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are companies out there which, for a fee, install tracker software on your laptop. If it's stolen or lost, they track its whereabouts whenever it gets on the 'Net and work with local law enforcement and ISPs to find the machine.
    I've been the victim of a stolen vehicle before... and I know police really don't give a diddly squat about stolen vehicles. Sure, paperwork will be filed but that's all they do. When a stolen vehicle is recovered it's almost always recovered due to happenstance. So, my question is.. what makes anyone think police care about your $1000 laptop when they barely care about your $20,000 vehicle as it is?

    Even with an IP address, postal address, and mapquest directions to the thief's house, I have a hard time believing an officer will put down his chocolate iced donut to go knock on doors over a laptop.
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    1. Re:I have a question for the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but you can be sure that they will Tazer the perp when they do stumble across him... (yes, that was a cross-post joke.. thank you, I'll be here all evening...)

    2. Re:I have a question for the question... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Go to Orbicule and read the success stories about their Undercover product for Macs.

    3. Re:I have a question for the question... by Marty200 · · Score: 1

      No they probably won't care about your laptop, unless you make it easy for them to catch someone. The amount of leg work required vs the chance of catching someone aren't in your favor normally. If you tell them that your laptop is accessing ISP X with IP address x.x.x.x at 7:27pm. and here is the number to the ISP, it makes their life simple. They will be much more likely to do the work especially when all it requires is them to go knock on a door and get your stuff.

      MG

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    4. Re:I have a question for the question... by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've been the victim of a stolen vehicle before... and I know police really don't give a diddly squat about stolen vehicles. Sure, paperwork will be filed but that's all they do. When a stolen vehicle is recovered it's almost always recovered due to happenstance. So, my question is.. what makes anyone think police care about your $1000 laptop when they barely care about your $20,000 vehicle as it is?

      The impression we get from TV crime drama is out of touch with reality. For lack of resources or otherwise, even violent crimes don't get the attention CSI portrays. I was shot by a robber at a friend's house, and the detective declined to review the crime scene with me. When the police allowed my friend back into the house after they collected the evidence, he pointed out the shooter's hat was still on the table.

      There's nobody with tweezers going through the carpet looking for hairs. Nobody really gives a shit about a laptop or a car except the victim.
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    5. Re:I have a question for the question... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Go to Orbicule and read the success stories about their Undercover product for Macs.
      I must say.. that one story is impressive. Screenshots of a face certainly would escalate the case as it boils the officer's job down to comparing a face to a photo. Easy arrest.

      Too bad built in cameras don't exist on all laptops. And, too bad not all criminals are dopey enough to boot the machine up "as is" from a personal home net connection. A professional thief would know better.

      I view Orbicule as a temporary band-aid though. It can only work if thieves don't know about it or are amateur first-timers. Once a few busts get news press, they know about it.
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    6. Re:I have a question for the question... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Mention number 3 of this product. The parent poster is obviously spamming.

    7. Re:I have a question for the question... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      How hard are you going to hawk this website?

    8. Re:I have a question for the question... by Atticka · · Score: 0

      The trick in this case is to inflate the value of the laptop to cover the potential value of the data on the hard drive. When you make the police report, make note of this value.

      Hell, why not insure the laptop for the same value!

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    9. Re:I have a question for the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even with an IP address, postal address, and mapquest directions to the thief's house, I have a hard time believing an officer will put down his chocolate iced donut to go knock on doors over a laptop.

      He might put down his donut to check out the charred corpse of the perp after I have been and firebombed his house though.

    10. Re:I have a question for the question... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Enough already. You are just being annoying now. We heard you the first time, but some of us were not interested. This is your 4th post saying the same thing.

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    11. Re:I have a question for the question... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No kidding. When I was young and wild and involved in a bunch of very minor infractions of the law, I couldn't get rid of the police.

      Now that I'm approaching middle-age and actually have assets worth stealing, I can't get the police to do anything. I stopped reporting break-ins a long time ago. The few minutes I spent on the phone trying to convince someone to let me file a report were better spent cleaning up the mess.

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    12. Re:I have a question for the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      I was shot by a robber at a friend's house

      For the love of... I shoot you just once and you won't shut the hell up about it!

    13. Re:I have a question for the question... by Doonga2007 · · Score: 0

      One could only hope.

    14. Re:I have a question for the question... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      They have to do a lot more than knock on a door to get your stuff.

      1) They have to phone up the ISP, and ask them who had IP address x.x.x. at 7:27pm two nights ago.

      2) If the ISP is decent at all, they will ask them to see the warrant to get that information. They cops don't have it, so the good ISP tells them to go stuff themselves.

      3) Cops have to go to judge, hope he understands what an IP address is, and get him to sign a warrant.

      4) Go back to ISP which has already yanked their chain and ask for who had the IP again.

      5) Now they find the suspected perp lives in another jurisdiction, so now you have to hand off the case to some other cops... who could then knock on the door...

    15. Re:I have a question for the question... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      My wife's car was stolen when we lived in Yonkers. The police recovered it so quickly that she didn't even know it was gone; she got a phone call late one morning from the police saying, "We found your car", and her response was, "What are you talking about? It's parked downstairs on the street." Except it wasn't - it had been stolen during the night and recovered in the morning by the cops.

      They found it in the Bronx on a lot where a bunch of other stolen cars were waiting to be stripped and shipped overseas or somesuch. The only damage to it was some scraping around the keyhole, and I think some chipped paint on the bumper. Insurance covered it, no big deal.

      The cops told us that in the Bronx they don't even prosecute car theft as a felony, if they did they'd clog the courts up. They just gave the guy a slap on the wrists and let him go.

      So sometimes the cops do recover stolen cars, just as a counterexample to your post.

    16. Re:I have a question for the question... by garnetlion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously! How many times were the police on my ass and my friends' asses when we were 12 or 13 smoking cigarettes? And where were they when my house was broken into? Probably out hunting down truant teenagers.

      In all fairness, it probably has to do with complaints. No one but me bitches that some jerkoff broke into my house, but I bet the whole neighborhood calls in to report loitering teenagers. As public servants, they have to follow the guide of public interest.

    17. Re:I have a question for the question... by curlynoodle · · Score: 1

      In high school, I purchased a "used" car stereo from a classmate. I suspected it was stolen, but gave the kid the benefit of the doubt (the price was right).

      Less than a week after the purchase, a local municipal cop arrived at my house on Saturday morning, and explained to my father that I had received stolen goods. No charges would be brought provided I hand over the stereo.

    18. Re:I have a question for the question... by umStefa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Call me old fashioned but I still like to believe that the majority of Police do have an interest in protecting the public, the members who are only interested in the power trip are a minority (although the do exist).

      As a personal example, a couple of years ago I had a bike stolen from my garage. It was probably only worthy $200-$300 and I figured the chances of the police finding it where non-existant so I didn't bother to even file a police report. About 2 weeks later I was driving on the other side of town (well city of 650,000) and guess what I saw in the trunk in front of me... my bike. I tried to follow the car but lost it in one of the worst areas of the city, but I did get the licence plate. I then went straight to the police station and filed a report, unfortunatly the licence plate was stolen. The next morning the police came out to my house and took a formal report. 2 hours later, they called me back and had found my bike 2 blocks from where I lost the car. The cops had actually driven down every street and alley in the area looking for it.

      To make a long story short, the police do care about finding stolen property but they need an idea where to look for it. They don't have the ability to look in every pawn shop in an average city, every day. Software can help, assuming the theif simply stole the laptop to get a quick couple of bucks.

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    19. Re:I have a question for the question... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      So sometimes the cops do recover stolen cars, just as a counterexample to your post.
      happenstance
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    20. Re:I have a question for the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The function of the police institution is not to stop crime. The function is to convince the populace that an authority that enforces social norms simply exists. That impression is better conveyed by harassing everybody about the more absurd norms that everybody is likely to break at some point than by focusing the energy on a couple of criminals who already know that they are breaking the law. I think it's called a panopticon. It's not important to watch everything, it's important to convey a sense of being watched.

    21. Re:I have a question for the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CSI only use those techniques on cases that result in death.. nothing else. There isn't enough man power nor money in the system to do such.

    22. Re:I have a question for the question... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should not speak in such absolutes as "police really don't give a diddly squat" and "paperwork will be filed but that's all that they'll do" if you are going to issue responses like that.

      Can you perhaps explain your evidence for believing that it was happenstance? Do you think the cop just tripped over my wife's stolen car? It wasn't like he found out it was stolen in a routine traffic stop.

      I believe that your assertion will be that if she had been the one to notice that it was stolen first, and called the cops to report it, that they wouldn't have put any extra effort forth to find it, and would have only found it out of the course of investigating bigger crimes. I don't believe you though. I'll be that the cops would have done *something*, such as keep the license plate number on a list that they could refer to whenever otherwise checking out a suspicious vehicle.

    23. Re:I have a question for the question... by quantaman · · Score: 1

      There are companies out there which, for a fee, install tracker software on your laptop. If it's stolen or lost, they track its whereabouts whenever it gets on the 'Net and work with local law enforcement and ISPs to find the machine.


      I've been the victim of a stolen vehicle before... and I know police really don't give a diddly squat about stolen vehicles. Sure, paperwork will be filed but that's all they do. When a stolen vehicle is recovered it's almost always recovered due to happenstance. So, my question is.. what makes anyone think police care about your $1000 laptop when they barely care about your $20,000 vehicle as it is?

      Even with an IP address, postal address, and mapquest directions to the thief's house, I have a hard time believing an officer will put down his chocolate iced donut to go knock on doors over a laptop. A couple years back my friend had his apartment broken into and his computer along with some other things stolen, his roommate actually walked in while it was being robbed and recognized the thief as he left. Despite actually knowing who the thief was he was never able to get the police to do anything and never recovered any of his property.
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    24. Re:I have a question for the question... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should not speak in such absolutes as "police really don't give a diddly squat" and "paperwork will be filed but that's all that they'll do" if you are going to issue responses like that.
      You must be a riot with that use strict; English parsing algorithm of yours...

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    25. Re:I have a question for the question... by Technician · · Score: 1

      I've been the victim of a stolen vehicle before... and I know police really don't give a diddly squat about stolen vehicles.

      That is one of the reasons I drive the car that I do. It would need towed to swipe. Without the chipped key, the fly by wire throttle, transmission, engine, etc is dead. Short of a computer replacement or theft of keys, there isn't any real way to start and drive off in a prius that doesn't use the wireless fob. The car doesn't have a 12 volt starter. It doesn't have any mechanical shift linkage on the transmission. With a dead computer, the fly by wire operation is non-functional.

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    26. Re:I have a question for the question... by Vengeance_au · · Score: 1

      Not always the case - but I'm guessing the country/jurisdiction/workload play a major part. Before we begin, this occured in Melbourne, Australia (my home digs). A week ago I intervened in a road rage incident on my way home from work - I saw a bloke standing at the window of a car, punching through the window. Ran over, yelled at the guy to stop and talked him down out of the "red haze" (and kept him at the scene) until the cops turned up and took over. I've since been called in for a formal statement, and have been told I'll be called in as a witness for the trial and/or sentencing depending on the outcome.

      We are not talking a shooting, murder, etc, but a (very low speed/minor) traffic accident and a road rage/assault type situation, and the officer in charge of the investigation spent two hours with me taking a sworn statement, and I would guess there would have been half a dozen additional witnesses not including the two directly involved in the incident. Now we aren't talking tv-drama CSI level investigation, but lets face facts - the CSI shows (especially the spinoff versions) are the crime/drama version of star-trek when it comes to invent-a-tech solutions (I'll see you a reversed tacheon flux, and raise you a numberplate read off the reflection of someone's eyeball in a low-res security camera photo after it has been 'image enhanced').

    27. Re:I have a question for the question... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I've been the victim of a stolen vehicle before... and I know police really don't give a diddly squat about stolen vehicles. Sure, paperwork will be filed but that's all they do. When a stolen vehicle is recovered it's almost always recovered due to happenstance.

      Pardon my language but; precisely what the fuck do you expect them to do? Drop what they are doing and check the license plate of every car in town that matches your cars make, model, and color? Send your hourly updates and hold daily press conferences? They filed the paperwork (ensuring your information gets in the right database [1]) because that was pretty much all they can do. Grow the fuck up - your car is important to you, but the world doesn't revolve around you.
       
      [1] So if the license plate is ever run it shows up - which happens more often than you might think. With today's 'wired' police cars they can get the info back in seconds.
    28. Re:I have a question for the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dick Cheyney... is that you ?

    29. Re:I have a question for the question... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      The impression we get from TV crime drama is out of touch with reality. For lack of resources or otherwise, even violent crimes don't get the attention CSI portrays.


      Similar story here. I was mugged at gunpoint once. Was scared shitless because I truly only had a dollar on me, and i was worried they'd shoot me because they got out of their warm van (was late fall in chicago) and only got a buck.

      They were in a relatively rare car (the original Toyota minivan, never sold here because wasn't the right car for American market) and I got a partial plate. Cops were "well, you didn't get a full plate, so we can't search" in a way that told me the statement wasn't about technical search limitations, he just wasn't gonna do it.
    30. Re:I have a question for the question... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Pardon my language but; precisely what the fuck do you expect them to do? Drop what they are doing and check the license plate of every car in town that matches your cars make, model, and color? Send your hourly updates and hold daily press conferences? They filed the paperwork (ensuring your information gets in the right database [1]) because that was pretty much all they can do. Grow the fuck up - your car is important to you, but the world doesn't revolve around you.
      You are a psycho. Seek help.
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    31. Re:I have a question for the question... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      No, just someone intolerant of the increasing amount of whiny five year olds masquerading as adults.

    32. Re:I have a question for the question... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      I've been the victim of a stolen vehicle before... and I know police really don't give a diddly squat about stolen vehicles.

      They won't send the entire police force to look out for it, and generally there is very little evidence to collect at the crime scence, but they'll keep an eye for suspicious looking vehicles and run them by the stolen car database. What else do you expect them to do?

    33. Re:I have a question for the question... by Alomex · · Score: 1


      The difference is you live in a civilized country. We are talking about America here.

  28. Lawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm typing this on your laptop which I just reformatted and am selling in less than 24 hours GL finding someone else to track

    3

  29. Re:first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When somebody sucks at first-posting, you've got to assume they just plain suck at life.

  30. Try this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear he is pretty good at tracking.

    1. Re:Try this guy by pugugly · · Score: 1

      There's also a group of former special operations people, in the Los Angeles underground. If you can find them.

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    2. Re:Try this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wouldn't happen to be in a black van, driven by a guy with a mohawk and lots of gold jewelry, would they?

  31. Don't worry about Ubuntu by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have Linux on your laptop, they won't be able to figure out how to get on the net anyway, especially via wireless. :)

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    1. Re:Don't worry about Ubuntu by Hymer · · Score: 1

      If you've got Linux on your laptop, dude, you got a little mark on the lid showing it...
      ...and nobody want to touch it. ;-)
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    2. Re:Don't worry about Ubuntu by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      If you have Linux on your laptop, they won't be able to figure out how to get on the net anyway, especially via wireless. :) You laugh, but there's some truth to that. 90% of your casual, non-techie type thieves won't know what to do with an unfamiliar OS, just like 90% of your casual, non-techie type users. Of course, your laptop is still gone either way, but the wiping of the disk to install a pirated copy of Windows will keep your private data private.

      My Linux Thinkpad does wireless fine, though, so no help there...
    3. Re:Don't worry about Ubuntu by Technician · · Score: 1

      My Linux Thinkpad does wireless fine, though, so no help there...


      Mine does wireless fine also, but without the administration password, the difficulty of changing the SSID and WEP key will keep them off their home lan. The only place it would work is on a LAN using your SSID and WEP key. The non-admin accounts do not have privilages to change that. (Net Manager and the wraper you use may enable that. You milage may vary.)

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  32. could be done with LinuxBIOS by ecloud · · Score: 1

    The thieves would have a harder time wiping that, and if it looks "normal" enough they might not suspect that the machine is reporting itself. But there are not many choices of machines on which it's possible...

  33. Stop (R) by vtechpilot · · Score: 1

    I had, er, still have but no longer use, a laptop that had a Stop Security Plate on it. The basic idea is that it has contact information on it that anyone can call and verify the ownership of the property. If the plate is removed, it leaves a permanent mark on the property indicating it is stolen property. The nice thing about this product is that it is not software based, so it will work on anything with a large enough flat spot to glue the plate to.

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    1. Re:Stop (R) by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      The problem with systems like this is with the plate in place, only people in close contact with the person who stole the laptop would ever be suspicious if the laptop is stolen and only a select few people who know how the system works would recognize the mark.

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    2. Re:Stop (R) by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Silly. So all the thief has to do is stick a NEW plate over where the old one was, with the same type of adhesive.

    3. Re:Stop (R) by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not about to advertise everyone laser etch STOLEN into their laptop lids.

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  34. Why bother at all? by johnthorensen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are two reasons to care about a lost/stolen laptop: 1) losing the value of the laptop itself, and 2) the value of the data within.

    For the value of the laptop itself, I would argue that the cost of any tracking solutions is bound to be more than (the chance of laptop being stolen x value of laptop itself). This comes down to the age-old question of 'whether or not to buy insurance'. In this case, it's just not worth it - especially considering that you're buying insurance that may or may not 'pay' in the event of a loss!

    Regarding the value of the data contained in the laptop, my reasoning is that if you are carrying around data that is *truly* valuable, then being able to get the laptop back if stolen is the least of your worries. If you are not responsible enough to keep valuable data either by your side at all times, or in a safe place, then you aren't responsible enough to be working with said data to begin with. Secondly, if people are clever enough to track down a laptop with valuable data in the pursuit of corporate/governmental espionage - they're damn well clever enough not to hook the thing up to the internet. Finally, if by some chance the swipers decide to drop the thing off at the pawn shop in order to make an extra $100 (yeah right), by the time you get the laptop back the real damage has been done anyway.

    Summary: tracking services = waste of time. -JT

    1. Re:Why bother at all? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I would argue that the cost of any tracking solutions is bound to be more than (the chance of laptop being stolen x value of laptop itself).

      I bought Orbicule's Undercover for my MacBook Pro for all of $59. The license covers up to 5 Macs so I can install it on other Macs as well. There's no monthly costs for their service. I consider that money well spent for protecting my laptop. The success stories posted on their website demonstrate that laptops can be recovered within a couple of days in close to the same condition as when they were stolen.

    2. Re:Why bother at all? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      You're right. There's no real cost benefit to insuring (1.) your laptop when the chance of recovery is extremely low, particularly when the real asset of value, data, can be encrypted and backed up.

      We insure our vehicles because replacing them would cause economic hardship. That is rarely the case with a laptop or any other consumer electronics doodad people buy insurance for.

      A symptom of a worry wart society is insuring everything for fear of an unexpected future. Insurance only pays when there could be an unrecoverable consequence of not doing so, such as a home fire, vehicle theft, crippling illness or death. Insuring for insurance's sake is a very expensive way to purchase a false sense of security. As a society, we're purchasing waaaay to much insurance.

      It's far cheaper not to insure whenever you can. The sum of your monthly payments will generally exceed the retail value of the item.


      (1.) I'm aware we're using the term loosely here.

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    3. Re:Why bother at all? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Summary: tracking services = waste of time.

      Wait, we've seen replies ranging from "don't bother" to have Linus and his crack team of developers code something in the kernel. Let me throw a question back to the OP:

      Is there something you're not telling us?

      like, your daughter's journal's lock combination, your ATM pin numbers, launch codes for thermonuclear missiles, some hot babe's phone number...

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    4. Re:Why bother at all? by Technician · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the cost of any tracking solutions is bound to be more

      For Linux, cron is included free. Set up an auto backup as a cron job. When it phones home to sync files on your server, capture their IP address and pay a visit to their ISP with your logs. It helps to have a policeman in tow when visiting the ISP and subscribers home. A search warrent is also useful at this time. This detail is what OJ forgot.

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  35. Well, at least... by msauve · · Score: 1

    the DHS has found a way to pay for citizen surveillance without using taxpayer dollars.

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  36. ehhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was part of a laptop fencing ring for some time. Basically, we had a few guys who'd go out and steal electronics (mostly laptops, actually), and then they'd bring them to me for "cleaning", then I'd hand them off to another guy for liquidation. Granted, I'm sure there are plenty of thugs out there who'd steal a laptop, then hook it right up to get their pr0n fix. Some people are more sophisticated. Really, having been on that side of things, I don't trust any software solution for this, because they're too easily defeated by someone with only a cursory knowledge of computers, let alone a competent techie.

  37. Teddy says... by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 1

    Speak softly and carry a big stick...and hit him with it. Unless he's got you at gunpoint...where on earth were you that you got held at gunpoint for a laptop, anyway?

    --
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  38. You could script it for Linux by wytcld · · Score: 1
    If you install Perl and the Mail::Sendmail module, you could have this script triggered from, for instance, the boot sequence, or a cron job, or really from just about anything you expect will be unobtrusive and regularly run:

    #! /usr/bin/perl
     
    use Mail::Sendmail;
     
    $subject = "your laptop";
    $message = "Wish you were here!";
     
    if ($message ne "") {
            %mail = ( To => 'You <you@somewhere.com>',
                    From => 'your laptop <laptop@somewhere.com>',
                Subject => $subject,
                Message => $message
            );
     
            sendmail(%mail) or die $Mail::Sendmail::error;
    }
    Shouldn't be too hard to have it include the current IP address in the message, which you could then track back to find the thief. (That is, get the output from "ip addr ls" or "ifconfig" and add it to $message.)
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    1. Re:You could script it for Linux by garompeta · · Score: 1

      ...unless they are behind a firewall blocking smtp and pop3.

    2. Re:You could script it for Linux by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1
      You forgot to tell them where the laptop is:

      #! /usr/bin/perl

      use Mail::Sendmail;
      use Space::Earth::Networks::GPS;

      $location = $Space::Earth::Networks::GPS::getCurrentCoordinates();
      $subject = "your laptop";
      $message = "Wish you were here - $location";

      if ($message ne "") {
      %mail = ( To => 'You <you@somewhere.com>',
      From => 'your laptop <laptop@somewhere.com>',
      Subject => $subject,
      Message => $message
      );

      sendmail(%mail) or die $Mail::Sendmail::error;
      }
      (Not the actual code. Check out Perl-GPS and Garmin::GPS for actual code. Also, I'm pretty lame at Perl, so please forgive my syntatic mistakes should there be any, which is likely.)
      --
      Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
    3. Re:You could script it for Linux by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      The laptop's interface's address could be an 196.168.*.* or 10.*.*.*. How about also including the output of traceroute to some arbitrary address?

  39. Isn't data protection the priority? by joeflies · · Score: 1

    Myself, I don't worry so much about the cost of replacement hardware. Data in unauthorized hands is a bigger worry. I think that an encrypted filesystem is the most important priority, and there are a number of ways that can be done, including pre-boot.

    But the best data protection solution is to not carry it at all. If you're net-enabled, is to just use a thin-client terminal laptop. built-in vpn and you can get your remote desktop on the thin client anywhere you have net connectivity, and if the thin client's stolen, there is no need to worry about the data, since it's on the server, not on the thin client.

  40. Hardware Solution by Pfredd · · Score: 1

    It's too bad you already bought a new notebook, as several manufacturers sell notebooks that have the "phone home" software in the BIOS. There is no dependence on the OS you are running.

    1. Re:Hardware Solution by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware of any BIOS's that can drive a wireless card. Sounds impressive.

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    2. Re:Hardware Solution by Pfredd · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if they will drive a wireless card. Probably only wired ethernet....

  41. For Linux..... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    1. Set up a DynDNS account, and do the pay thing for "ownership" of the dns name for a time.
    2. Set up on Linux a DynDNS client updater. Do the same for Windows.
    3. Set up a secure rootkit with your authentication. Use kernel module hiders and use the kmod that hides certain port sniffing.. Its in HoneyD

    When you deal with a thief...

    4. Locate the IP address via DynDNS. Log into the stolen machine.
    5. Stream the audio from mics (pipe it from raw device to mp3 and send compressed). Do the same with webcam if it works with Linux
    6. Go then show up and stick that fucker up with a gun. See how he likes it.

    "I want my laptop back.."

    --
    1. Re:For Linux..... by Chineseyes · · Score: 5, Interesting

      4. Locate the IP address via DynDNS. Log into the stolen machine. 5. Stream the audio from mics (pipe it from raw device to mp3 and send compressed). Do the same with webcam if it works with Linux 6. Go then show up and stick that fucker up with a gun. See how he likes it. "I want my laptop back.."

      7. Get arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
      8. Go to jail

      I'm not sure where people on slashdot get some of these retarded ideas from but I know someone personally who was held at gunpoint for his belongings when we were in college. The thief used his cellphone that very night and with the help of the cell company he was able to get all of the numbers the person called. A reverse directory lookup later he had the address of one of the thieves friend/female family member.

      After waiting in his car for two days (no shower, no sleep) he finally saw the guy who robbed him walking to his girlfriends house and held him at gunpoint. The guy who had originally robbed him called the cops and told them HE was held at gunpoint and guess where this genius is at now? In a state prison doing his third year for assault with a deadly weapon. When he was sentenced the judge told him that he didn't see any difference between him and the guy who he was robbed by.

      Before you start posting on slashdot advocating vigilante justice I suggest you think about the consequences of being a vigilante. You aren't dog the bounty hunter and this isn't A&E.

      --
      I think the invisible hand of the market has its middle finger extended

      --A wise old fart named SC0RN
    2. Re:For Linux..... by vrmlguy · · Score: 0

      And there was his mistake. If he was going to go to that much trouble, he should have just shot the guy and walked away. Nothing tied him to the bad guy, so the police would have had no leads to investigate. And if he did get caught, he claims it was a crime of passion; he just saw the bad guy and lost control of his actions.

      --
      Nothing for 6-digit uids?
    3. Re:For Linux..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the cell phone company had his identity
      anyway it's retarded to shoot someone except in self defense
      also the judge is a dumbass if he thinks both acts are exactly equal (the guy's motive was to recover his stuff) - but that's expected because the nanny-state has dictated only it is wise enough to employ force of any kind (a real bunch of horseshi t considering how fucked up it handles things every single day)

    4. Re:For Linux..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah no shit. Everyone knows that vigilante justice is really all about revenge. And the proper way to do that is to shoot the guy with a rifle from a couple hundred yards off through a barely opened trunk.

    5. Re:For Linux..... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Before you start posting on slashdot advocating vigilante justice I suggest you think about the consequences of being a vigilante. You aren't dog the bounty hunter and this isn't A&E.

      You will have noticed, of course, how O.J. Simpson made it back into the headlines.

    6. Re:For Linux..... by felipekk · · Score: 0, Troll

      He did a mistake. He did not pull the trigger before the guy called the cops. Had he done that, he would have helped to clean up the messy society we have today.
      But of course, thats not the solution.

    7. Re:For Linux..... by dfenstrate · · Score: 1
      YMMV by state, but in New Hampshire you may retrieve your stolen property by use of force, if done so immediately:

      Section 627:8
              627:8 Use of Force in Property Offenses. - A person is justified in using force upon another when and to the extent that he reasonably believes it necessary to prevent what is or reasonably appears to be an unlawful taking of his property, or criminal mischief, or to retake his property immediately following its taking; but he may use deadly force under such circumstances only in defense of a person as prescribed in RSA 627:4.


      Further, the mugger has no right to defend himself against the original owner:

      III. A person is not justified in using deadly force on another to defend himself or a third person from deadly force by the other if he knows that he and the third person can, with complete safety:
                    (b) Surrender property to a person asserting a claim of right thereto;


      Now in your friend's case, a two day delay certainly doesn't qualify as 'immediate.' My intent is to point out that your mileage my vary by state, with respect to lawfully using force to retrieve your property.
      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
  42. What's the risk? by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    How much are you going to pay for the software and then how much are you going to pay for monthly fee? Is it worth it? For a computer?

    As another read said here, the only thing really worth anything is your data. Back it up and save it. Encrypt it on your disk.

    Is it really worth it to pay possibly 10% of the new value of the computer, if not more, to maybe catch someone who stole it in the unlikely event it gets stolen?

    Using software like this reminds me of buying a lot of warranties. They generally aren't worth it when the risk/reward is measured. I've owned plenty of laptops and never had one taken from me. I don't know anyone that has had one taken from them. I know it *can* happen and *does* happen. But I also know that it only happens to a very small fraction of laptops.

    And seriously, just because someone has your old laptop doesn't mean they are the ones that took it. It very well could have been fenced a few times and stories are likely to be made up and a conviction is probably unlikely. Do you really think police forces are going to spend all day tracking down a laptop theft?

    --
    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  43. May I expand the question? by nicolasmendo · · Score: 1

    It would also be very interesting to know if said service is available outside the US, does anyone know about that?

    1. Re:May I expand the question? by garompeta · · Score: 1
      Not in South America...

      (ring ring)
      -Hi I am Agent Morris from the FBI we are tracing back a computer criminal and our tracing records indicate that our suspect is accessing the Internet through your ISP
      -Alo?
      -yes, I am Agent Morris from...
      -que chingado este guey... Apurale para cuando los chilaquiles guey?
      -hello?
      -alo? alo? jaja, apurale pues... que lo pedí ya hace media hora, eh? con salsa verde, orale.
      (hang up)

  44. software != best idea by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 2, Funny

    software can be deleted, chances are the hard drive will be wiped, so all ur data's already gone

    really the best idea is to call chuck norris, and convince him roundhouse kick every laptop thief in the universe.

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    sigs... don't talk to me about sigs....
    1. Re:software != best idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better idea would be to photoshop your self next to Chuck Norris with a file name BFF.jpg and set it as your back ground. You'll have your laptop back the next day maximum.

  45. Notebook Security by bigbadunix · · Score: 1

    Dude, where's my laptop?

    But seriously, folks. I don't understand how laptops get stolen. I mean, isn't it mostly carelessness and lack of knowledge of environmental variables that cause laptop theft? I have seen people at local hotspots actually get up to grab something to eat, or go pee, or whatever, and leave their laptop sitting in "their space". It kills me.

    If you trust no one, you'll miss nothing. I won't reiterate on backups and blah blah blah, because nobody does them anyways.

    They'll have to pry my MBP from my hot sweaty hands and cold dead body.

    End of story.

    --

    The older I get, the less I like everyone else.
    1. Re:Notebook Security by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "If you trust no one, you'll miss nothing"

      Yes, trust no one, what a great way to go through life. Enjoy your lonely isolated life.

      In fact, most of the time leaving a laptop alone is fine. As is leaving your car unlocked.
      I pity the person who goes through life in a world of mistrust and paranoia.
      In fact, significantly more laptops are left unattended then are stolen.

      The fact that you are touching your MBP with hot sweaty hands is enough to keep me from wanting to touch it.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Notebook Security by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It's simple. All you need are two people. One to create a distraction and one to grab the laptop and walk out the door. This is a very common trick, it's been used by pickpockets and other thieves for millennia.

      --
      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
    3. Re:Notebook Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFS. He got robbed at gunpoint.

  46. obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why I carry my own pistol in accordance with my state laws. Also you might want to consider watching ebay and craigslist. It will prolly eventually turn up there.

    1. Re:obvious answer by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Hope you're not carrying your laptop in your shootin' hand, or you'll look stupid when someone takes your laptop anyway.

      I don't carry a pistol, I just pay a shifty looking muslim to wear a turban and a bulky jacket and stand right next to me with a Koran in one hand and the other hand in his pocket. I find it a substantial upgrade from my previous security systems of "Oily Southern Baptist Street Preacher" (people kept beating him up) and "Pack of starving pit bulls" (surprisingly difficult to keep them both starving and effective).

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
  47. Simply spread by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    random bodily fluids all over the laptop. Nobody will want to come near it, let alone steal it.

  48. Don't use anything software- or firmware-dependent by sczimme · · Score: 1

    A decent alternative has nothing to do with the OS or the BIOS. There are a number of security devices available, but I like this method:

    - The laptop (or laptop bag) has a module on/in it.

    - There is a another module that fits e.g. in your pocket.

    - If the distance between Module A and Module B exceeds N meters (configurable, and/or varies by product), the modules generate a loud and piercing alarm.

    The idea is that the thief will become unnerved and will drop the stolen item.

    --
    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  49. ...but will it survive DBAN? by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

    I can't see how anything that isn't tied to BIOS could possibly survive a DBAN erasure, or even a simple dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda from a linux live CD. This pretty much rules out anything that isn't from the manufacturer. I think there's a lot of snake-oil in this area, partially because it catches the idiots who comprise the majority of criminals. If mediocre security products are vindicated by the fact most criminals are idiots, then I guess this is OK in some twisted fashion. LoJack for Laptop's 75% recovery rate I guess justifies the expense for a large organization.

    1. Re:...but will it survive DBAN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone smart enough to get that far can make a decent wage doing admin stuff for even the smallest of offices and isn't out gang-banging on the street over laptops. Not unless they are after the DATA anyway, and if that's what they are after, they won't wipe the hard drive. Not at first, anyway... but they also wouldn't be dumb enough to BOOT off of the hard drive in that case.

    2. Re:...but will it survive DBAN? by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but DBAN is brain-dead simple. You stick it in, turn it on then type "autonuke." Complex procedures that can be implemented with foolproof tools will be carried around by criminals who will know of the tools only as an "evidence destroyer" or "tracker remover."

  50. A linux solution... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    ...to spyware? Doubt it.

  51. GPS by brunascle · · Score: 1

    the most effective solution would involve a GPS receiver. but it's going to be difficult hiding it in/on the case, and the software that uploads the info probably wont survive an OS reinstall.

    1. Re:GPS by Technician · · Score: 1

      the most effective solution would involve a GPS receiver.

      Not always. Most of the places I use my laptop has no reception (I am an avid GPS user). When on the road in the back country using Back Roads Explorer topographic map software (runs fine in WINE) there is no network connection. GPS data would be useless for any live tracking. Tracking my ISP subscriber connection on the other hand would be useful.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
  52. Linux version is pointless by stix213 · · Score: 0

    Since most morons who would risk jail time to steal your laptop wouldn't be the time that can figure out Linux, I would expect the first thing that happens to your machine will be a hard drive wipe and an install of pirated XP.

  53. I thought about this also by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    even for my home computer. Whay not use a seperate laptop hd in an enclosure to store your data and use the laptops hd to just store applications. CF cards are also getting pretty cheap now days with 16BG of storage. Plenty of storge to keep document type files stored on the CF card. Its so small you can just stick it into your sock and no one will know. They might steal your laptop but not your data as who would want a CF card smelling like cheese.

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    by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
    1. Re:I thought about this also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truecrypt on a thumb-drive. Portable apps and data on thumb drive. Thumb drive backs up daily (nightly) to home server.

      Laptop only has apps and hardware. If laptop gets stolen, get another laptop. If thumbdrive gets stolen, buy new thumb drive and restore from backups.

      I have had situations happen where I left my thumb drive at a friend's house and got it back days later, and in those cases, I restored backups to my mp3 player (older zen that shows up as a generic usb volume) and it was business as usual. Used my mp3 player as a temporary substitute for my thumb drive.

  54. My company uses Lojack by netsavior · · Score: 1

    yes it is available for laptops and it is a hardware solution that does not require the laptop to be on to function.

  55. My favorite by katterjohn · · Score: 1

    The kind that doesn't let 'em catch me!

  56. Do the police care about a stolen laptop? by klubar · · Score: 1

    I looked into installing one of the phone home tracker on a recent laptop purchase and decided against it.

    Even if the device worked and reported the IP address and the IP address could be localized would anyone do anything about it? In most big cities if your car is stolen or your home is robbed you might get a police to come out and look in a day or two. Most likely, you'll just get the answer to file a police report and call your insurance company. Somehow, I doubt if the cops are going to do a dragnet to recover a couple hundred dollar laptop.

    Secondly, as a Windows user I've learned that the more crapware and especially drivers that you install the less stable your machine is. I decided that the risk of a crappy driver causing a crash is probably worse than the slight chance of recovering a machine.

    If I was really concerned about the data, I'd go with the full TPM encryption route (Vista bitlocker) and maybe the remote wipe.

    A good lock is probably a better investment.

  57. Missedconception by packetmon · · Score: 1

    The write up wasn't tailored for the home user it was written to make those in industry aware of the false representation Absolute was dishing out. "Track anyone". For me in the IT industry at a Fortune500 that means mitigating against corporate theft/espionage. As an IT/security/network/insert_other_titles_here engineer my main concern was being able to remotely wipe the machines in the event of a compromise - something Absolute states they could do. Oh yea, how are they going to wipe it from a company conducting corporate espionage. Do you think that companies that go this route (corporate espionage) hire rookies or someone off the street to swipe laptops loaded with company secrets. As a deterrence to lowly home machines sure, as a "corporate" protection tool it lacks. I'd stick with encryption to protect data else a thief is left with wiping it and having plastic, an LCD and metal.

    1. Re:Missedconception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missedconception

      You mean as in "premature ejaculation"?

    2. Re:Missedconception by ironwill96 · · Score: 1

      True, encryption is always a good layer of security and is something that we employ. We got burned by several computer thefts of machines that contained sensitive data and since then we employ multiple layers of security. The first and possibly most important layer involves data handling guidelines based on the sensitivity of the data. Things such as Social Security #'s are not allowed to be stored locally on any University machines - they have to be stored on the private share server (LAN accessible only) that is password protected and encrypted. We also have physical security such as alarmed security locks - cut the cable and a loud alarm goes off - better than the old bicycle cable locks that you can cut with bolt cutters, at least now you get a loud alarm to accompany the action. We then have security cameras watching sensitive areas and we also have CompuTrace on all of the laptops and even on some of the desktops. As far as being able to remotely wipe the drives, that could definitely be an issue if the other party is not dumb enough to plug the computer into the internet or wipes the hard drive AND flashes the BIOS (our computers have the BIOS installed CompuTrace that will auto-reinstall if you wipe the hard drive or change hard drives completely). I guess they should put a time bomb in the machine where if it hasn't called home in 30-days it nukes the hard drive, but that has its own even more hairy set of issues when something goes wrong and a computer that you still have gets nuked...

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      "To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." - Tennyson
  58. remember, people trust the computer by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and believe what it tells them.

    Just periodically have it pop up a dialog that says something like "To begin routine maintenance, please enter the password otherwise click cancel"

    The if they fail to enter the password, it shoots you an email the contain a trace from it to google.com, or some other site that is unlikely to move. If it connects through a wireless device, be sure to have it email that info as well. Also turn on a key logger and get that information. It's actually pretty easy to do. Could probably be written in less then an hour.

    Do it once a day until you can turn it off. This can get you a pretty good idea of it's location.
    You could open up a shell and have it pop up a message that tells the person they had better return the laptop or you will go to the police. If it has a built in camera, take is picture and let him know.

    You could hire someone to be an intermediary so the person never sees you. and as far as you tell him, ensures that you never see him. Probably get somebody to do it for 50 bucks. Hell, spend 200 bucks and ask a lawyer to be the intermediary at his office.

    It might be handy to make it look like there is something valuable in the data so the thief doesn't want to wipe it. Most unprofessional thieves will want to snoop.

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  59. Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by Kyrka · · Score: 3, Informative
    I've been down this road several times... and can't say enough good things about CompuTrace. Most of their staff are former law enforcement, and there is an "insurance policy" for lack of a better word that accompanies situations in which they locate the device but it's in, say, the Soviet Union and the like. (For example, if stolen, properly reported, and unrecoverable within 30 days you get $1K the first year, $500.00 the second, and $250.00 the third towards replacement.)

    To me, the most vitally important aspect is going for something that is hardware based. With TPM enabled bios and such these days on a modern laptop, the client is embedded and does not rely on your OS whatsoever. This is great considering most of what we seem to be discussing in this thread is Linux.

    CompuTrace worked so well that in our tests (and later, based on four thefts out of 300 systems) that we noted the following: - I can wipe the hard drive (even low-level format) and the system will _still_ phone home immediately once on the Internet. - If you take the hard drive out and place it in a different system, _THAT_ system _also_ phoned home, based on the TPM components there.

    (This was mostly HP TC4200 and HP TC4400 tablets.)
    www.absolute.com

    1. Re:Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by garompeta · · Score: 1

      wow, so even with the hard drive zeroed (I guess that is what you mean with "low level format"), it keeps calling home?
      Is that black magic?
      An obscure embedded system in the hard drive asks the motherboard to dial a phone number?
      Or does the hard drive have a rj-11 plug labeled "plug here for tracing"?

    2. Re:Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      It's all to do with the TPM. There's TPM hardware on a lot of modern hard disks too, in the drive electronics. That's part of what makes stuff like BitLocker work - you can't decrypt the contents of the disk (without very powerful, expensive, hardware which you don't have) on any PC but the one that encrypted it. So yes, the hard disk could upload software onto the motherboard, and from there to the operating system.

      This is why the GP specified TPM hardware, ordinary stuff cannot do this.

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    3. Re:Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by garompeta · · Score: 1

      He was saying that the hardrive removed and replaced in another box keeps making calls, he wasn't talking about hard drive encryption.

    4. Re:Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something looks too good to be true, it probably is. This looks fraudulent to me.

      How much does this product cost? Since they pay out only $1000, if it costs $x then if the rate of theft is lower than x/1000 per year then they can make a profit with no code at all and just paying out on all claims.

    5. Re:Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      The encryption was only half my point - the rest was that the TPM hardware on the integrated drive electronics (were it to have any) is possibly capable of doing what he said. It's all theory of course, since noone knows exactly what the TPM chip is capable of.

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    6. Re:Nothing is BulletProof, but do it with HARDWARE by garompeta · · Score: 1

      encryption.and remote attestation...

  60. In Texas... by mwilliamson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...the good guys carry guns too and as far as I know, lethal force is justified in Texas if used to protect either life or property. Call it Southern Justice.

  61. Copper bit by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    1. Use a solder iron and carve your name/company name in large letters into the plastic of the laptop.
    2. No thief would ever be able to sell it. Thus not steal it.

    1. Re:Copper bit by garompeta · · Score: 1

      And leave a trail of dead pixels resembling in your lcd screen! damn that is smart! no wonder nobody would sell it!

  62. GPS solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There must be an easy way to have a GPS solution to this. GPS modules are quite cheap these days and (although I'm no expert) there must be some way of having a little hardware chip that is separate from the HD that can connect out via the network card once the laptop is powered up. A full on expert would be able to circumvent it sure but for 99% of thefts it would probably be unseen within the case somewhere.

    Then simply go round to where the GPS signal comes from and kick some serious arse.

  63. Wouldn't Dynamic DNS do this same thing. by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately most Dynamic DNS systems don't provide a log of IP and when the system was fired up, but still they are set the last address the PC was running on.
    So if the computer was ever booted somewhere, you'd have that IP.

    I can't imagine any of these trackers could provide anything more then an IP the computer was used from.

    John

    --
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  64. Home made solution by GnomeThinker · · Score: 1

    It is not hard to write a quick PERL script that sends a packet to a server you control at boot up and /or at regular intervals. The server would just need to record the IP and time you checked in. This takes it off of some 'tracking' company's server and keeps the data in your control and you still have the history of where the machine was used. Not perfect but if someone were motivated they could make it a bit more complex (ssl etc) with a little bit more time.

  65. Bash Cron Job by skeeto · · Score: 2, Informative

    As stated before: cron a bash script,

    #!/bin/sh

    /sbin/ifconfig | mail you@where.com
  66. Smuggling milkbones by benhocking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remind me to try that (smuggling milkbones, that is) next time I fly somewhere. Boy, would that be a funny misunderstanding. Well, for some definitions of the word "funny".

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    1. Re:Smuggling milkbones by slashbob22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, for some definitions of the word "funny". Funny: See +1 Funny
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    2. Re:Smuggling milkbones by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Remind me to try that (smuggling milkbones, that is) next time your worst enemy flies somewhere. Boy, would that be a funny misunderstanding. Well, for all definitions of the word "funny".

      slight adjustment.

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    3. Re:Smuggling milkbones by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a milkbone, wikipedia and urban dictionary are not helping here.

    4. Re:Smuggling milkbones by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      think Dog treat (oddly enough shaped like a bone)

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    5. Re:Smuggling milkbones by Delita · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Smuggling milkbones by Grail · · Score: 1

      I look forward to reading your (posthumous) biography after you die from cell rot in Guantanamo bay, or one of the secret prisons the USA doesn't have in various European, Asian and Oriental countries.

    7. Re:Smuggling milkbones by nacturation · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a milkbone, wikipedia and urban dictionary are not helping here. Did you even bother searching? http://www.google.com/search?q=milkbone

      Second result is Wikipedia.
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    8. Re:Smuggling milkbones by KanSer · · Score: 1

      I don't know... do you find 'The Glove' to be funny? Ticklish, maybe? You could have more Milk Bones up there. (well you will, anyways)

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    9. Re:Smuggling milkbones by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      When I searched Wiki I had no such luck, perhaps you are vastly superior to me?

    10. Re:Smuggling milkbones by nacturation · · Score: 1

      When I searched Wiki I had no such luck, perhaps you are vastly superior to me? No, it's not that I'm superior -- perhaps you're just inferior? I mean, come on... you checked two sites (and both sites have entries, btw) but didn't even bother to Google for it?
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    11. Re:Smuggling milkbones by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      I must've spelt it incorrectly, I could've sworn I typed milkbone at wikipedia and nothing came up.

      Surely if I'm inferior, you're superior, no?

    12. Re:Smuggling milkbones by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Dogs are trained to SIT by the bomb stuff, not bark etc.

      That combined with the fact that Dogs nose are incredibally sensitive, makes this not work. If they smelled milkbones they would get excited and bark, and bef, but they could tell the difference between it and semetex so they would not sit.

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  67. The problem with your risk/return analysis by benhocking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your car might drive you into the ground first. Please make sure, for your sake and others', that you're at least keeping your car safe.

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  68. Lojack for Laptops by gelfling · · Score: 1

    $69 bucks for 3 years or the economic life of the machine. It's not perfect but it's something. In a college environment, a stolen laptop is bound to kept on campus and used by someone else so it's somewhat easier to find.

  69. 100% Prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  70. There is some stupid advice by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Youa re armed, walking down the street. Someone points a gun at you and demands your laptop. Are you seriously suggesting you want to try a get your gun to defend yourself before they pull the trigger?

    They would steal your gun as well.

    A family member was going to work a 2AM and someone pulled up next to them and fired a round into the vehicle. My family member then hit the accelerator and took off at high speed until he found a police car.

    Your post reminds me of the idiots who said "You should have got your gun out and shot back."
    When someone is pointing their gun right at you, it is to late to draw your gun. now, if you believe your going to die anyways, go for it. Other then that don't risk your life foolishly over a laptop.

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    1. Re:There is some stupid advice by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      Hey asshat, my comment was supposed to be funny.

  71. Laptop security is possible by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > I think it's a foregone conclusion that there's a reset jumper somewhere on the MacBook. You and
    > I not knowing where it is doesn't make it any less so.

    Or not. Laptop makers have become serious about security because so many customers demanded it. Not sure what Apple is doing exactly, but if a Thinkpad has a hard drive password set the only way to defeat it is to send the whole unit along with either documentation proving ownership or LEO creds to one of a select group of data recovery houses. The drive password is stored on a chip inside the drive bubble as well as in the CMOS memory. So pulling the backup battery only gives you a brick.

    Pulling the drive and trying to read it from another computer also fails, again because of the drive password kept in the drive itself. So if you don't have a passwordless guest account and properly protect the boot sequence to prevent booting from alternate media you can lock a laptop down to the point it is only a few spare parts to a thief.

    That said, I can still think of ways to defeat the security but none that a typical 'gangster' kiddie could attempt.

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  72. Orbicule's Undercover for OS X (yeah, not Linux..) by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.orbicule.com/undercover/

    I use that on my mac machines. I know it's not linux specifically but I just thought I'd toss that out there. It uses the built-in cam to take clandestine photos, too...

  73. What about reformatting? by creativeHavoc · · Score: 1

    Seems like there are many issues here with software solutions. First thing I would do if i stole a laptop would be reformat it (after looking for awesome stuff on it.) But I would not connect it to the internet without reformatting it for fear of these solutions. I especially wouldnt sell it without it being reformatted. Any software solution can be disabled, and for mainstream ones, it would be easy to find. Unless maybe sony could make a rootkit solution for you. Stick it in the bios and some one smart would turn it off before hand. Still, with all the problems, preventative/reactive is better than nothing I suppose.

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    1. Re:What about reformatting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why the parent is being completely ignored. Maybe I am missing something. Is there a hardware solution to this problem?

    2. Re:What about reformatting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i dunno if this applies to other OSes, but i know that for mac osx, there is an application that password-protects open firmware. locks out anyone trying to boot from an external hd or cd.

  74. Make Lemonade... by Ohmaar · · Score: 1

    Anyone know of a service that will send out a gunman to rob me of my laptop so my insurance company will buy me a new one? Can I sign up for the every-six-months plan?

  75. RE: Lost or Stolen Laptop by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    I would prefer a BIOS solution with a password on administrator. How would you track the laptop... traceroute? GPS location would be more exact but then... they could track the users as well as the abusers...

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  76. The actual product tracking companies are selling by jmorris42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > I'm willing to bet a free program could be almost as useful, with maybe a bit more work if the thing is stolen.

    No it couldn't. The software is trivial. A program that sends a web request with the serial number embedded in the url a few seconds after a network interface comes up is all that is needed. But once you know your laptop is at IP x.x.x.x that doesn't do YOU a damned bit of good. No ISP is stupid enough to give you the IP+timestamp to physical connection point mapping for liability reasons. Think it through and imagine the Pandora's Box doing that would open. That is what you are actually buying from the tracking company, their preestablished relationships with law enforcement and the ISP community. Once known and trusted as a laptop tracking company they CAN get that info into the hands of law enforcement. Although I bet for legal reasons the tracking company itself NEVER sees the phone number/node/physical address.

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  77. lojack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to setup a LoJack system for your laptop

            * Read #General Notes
            * Read #How to add extra repositories
            * Read #How to use dynamic IP addressing for your host using the free DynDNS service
            * Read #Maintain Dynamic IP address with ddclient utility

            * If your laptop is stolen and then subsequently connected to the Internet, you will be able to find out from which IP address it connects to the Internet, by this method.

            * Get a free dynamic IP account from one of the many providers, such as DynDNS. Read #How to use dynamic IP addressing for your host using the free DynDNS service. Remember the hostname you set up, such as yourhostname.dyndns.org.

            * Install ddclient. Read #Maintain Dynamic IP address with ddclient utility. Ddclient updates the IP address at DynDNS every 5 minutes by default (unless you change it).

            * The hostname (yourhostname.dyndns.org in the example) that you registered with your dynamic IP service (i.e. DynDNS) should be updated whenever someone runs your computer, stolen or not. You can find out from which IP address the computer was last run by using the ping command:

    ping yourhostname.dyndns.org

            * You can then look up the IP address with a reverse IP service and at least get an idea in what city your laptop is in. Of course, if the IP address resolves to one of a large bank of addresses used by an ISP provider, such as AT&T, you may not be helped much by this method.

  78. Can't be sure yet... by alohatiger · · Score: 1

    I have this product as well. I think I'm very satisfied with it, but I won't really know for sure until my MacBook is stolen.

    So hopefully I'll never be sure...

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    1. Re:Can't be sure yet... by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't you test it?

    2. Re:Can't be sure yet... by alohatiger · · Score: 1

      I want to, but I haven't been able to get anybody to steal my MacBook yet.

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  79. +5 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn. If I only had mod points today.

  80. Mod parent up by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    Afterall, if you have a password on your machine, they aren't going to easily boot up the computer.

    And that's exactly the problem with a software based solution. If you can't log in to the machine, you can't run apps. Plus, faced with this, the criminal will just wipe and reinstall anyway.

    So, either remove the password protection from your laptop, or use and expensive hardware-based device. or just make sure all your stuff's backed up.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's the thing. They are definitely after your hardware, not the software. Software is a pretty easy thing to steal without having to hold a gun to someone. If I were to steal a piece of hardware, I would probably make hard-drive dump of the data onto a DVD (just in case I stole someone's computer who has a lot of information that could be lucrative). I would then immediately wipe the hard-drive and sell the sucker to a fence. Not a single step in the above would require you to boot the computer.

    2. Re:Mod parent up by Bltann · · Score: 1

      I have "LocatePC" on a Vista partition on my laptop.
      It sends me an e-mail with all network details as well as who's logged in.
      Ofcourse i have a guest account in Vista but i haven't managed to get the Guest account allowed to go online.
      The tracking software was installed on the main account and the fact that the guest account is not allowed to go online, reveals some of Vista's flaws;
      The computer actually goes online on my wireless encrypted network but the info in the guest account says i'm not online.
      The e-mail is sendt without me noticing it.

      This is the only reason for me to keep a dualboot with Windows (i mainly boot into Ubuntu) but i still consider it...:-)

      BTW. LocatePC is a freeware solution.

    3. Re:Mod parent up by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I won't stereotype, but it would be easy.

      My dad's an IT teacher. Recently, a parents asked him how he could stop the porn popups from appearing on his daughter's laptop. At some point, my dad recommended taking it back to the shop for some reason -- it wasn't very old. The parent had bought it from a man in the pub, I think it's likely it was stolen. I don't think many thieves will wipe and reinstall the laptop -- what's in it for them? Do they have the skills anyway?

  81. Software is less the problem. Recovering is. by jlherren · · Score: 1

    I wrote such a small program myself recently; it pings a server at regular intervals which then records the IP and some additional info into a database. It runs on linux or as a service on windows. It's only about 700+ lines of code and pretty simple. The commercial services that do this probably have much better software which is hard to remove, or even better, they use some hardware device to achieve this.

    But the real problem is recovering the laptop after it's been stolen. If you use the commercial services, then those people will take care of that and will contact the ISP and the law enforcement, etc. What would interest me much more is: What can I do to recover my laptop if it gets stolen and I'm not using any of those services, but my tracker got me an IP? Is there any chance an ISP will listen to me if I claim one of their costumers is a thief? Would the police listen? How should I go about doing all that?

  82. Cheap Trick To F-- With Computer Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a $50 POS Thinkpad that I used to take with me to the library, leaving my new laptop at home. Since I didn't give a crap whether or not someone stole my Thinkpad, I decided to have a little bit of fun with it. First, I wrote my phone number on a white label, which I stuck inside the battery case. Criminals are stupid.

    Then I edited my Windows registry so that when the computer was booted up, a 'warning' message would appear from the Department of Homeland Security. Second screen was a reminder that this was a Top Secret computer, and they could go to jail for ten years if this computer didn't belong to them.

    The only reason I even bothered to put my phone number inside the battery case was so that the police would know who to call when the idjit thief got scared and ditched the computer.

    (This is why I don't have a husband. I'm too much of a computer geek.)

    Here's a Microsoft link explaining how to make a logon warning script.
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/scriptcenter/resources/qanda/jan05/hey0117.mspx

    And information about putting a DOD related warning banner.

    http://www.antionline.com/archive/index.php/t-233933.html

    1. Re:Cheap Trick To F-- With Computer Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (This is why I don't have a husband. I'm too much of a computer geek.)


      Perhaps.... or possibly it's that you're ugly and your breasts sag below your rotund belly.
    2. Re:Cheap Trick To F-- With Computer Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! No fair. My webcam was turned off.

  83. Linux is easier and free by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just set up a cron job on your laptop to run traceroute to some arbitrary place (say google) and email you the output twice a day.
    Have the spam filter on your inbox just toss the email away until the day you need it.

    It does rely on the thief not knowing enough to fire up linux in sngle-user mode and kill your crontab entry, which is probably a safe bet.
    Or (more likely) to just blow away your whole linux partition with a fresh windows install, but that would even affect a commercial product the same, unless it was hardware-based.

    1. Re:Linux is easier and free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also set up some kind of guest account with Firefox, IM, DVD/movie player w/ ffdshow codecs, but otherwise sandboxed. Ubuntu is friendly enough to use, and thieves are lazy. Most probably don't know how to re-install Windows so if one "acquired" an unfamiliar laptop/OS that works well enough, he might not be inclined to sell it or get someone to re-install Windows right away, since it would still fit some purpose. Just the fact that it runs some strange system might confuse someone as to whether they can get windows to work on it without too much hassle.

  84. S&W? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you should have carried laptop protection by Smith & Wesson.

  85. Wireless networking by SirKron · · Score: 1

    What I would like to see is an application that makes a deal with Verizon, AT&T, etc. to use the built in wireless chip to phone in GPS coordinates on each boot and shutdown. Yes, this does not stop people that wipe the hard drive, but tell me the truth, how many "smash and grab" or "opportunistic" thieves have that level of technical ability? Couple this with a requirement for pawn shops to startup laptops at least once and you should see a serious increase in laptop recovery.

  86. Onboard GPS, a grudge, and a shotgun by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

    That'll get your laptop back, AND get you some satisfaction.

  87. Nobody's going to steal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobodys going to steal your six year old, fifteen pound laptop running Ubunghole... unless it's an accident.

    You don't need laptop tracking software, you just need a luggage tag to let them know where to drop it off at. I'm sure you don't even have to offer a reward: being able to point and laugh at the dork should be rewarding enough.

  88. Cryptography and insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should get insurance for your laptop, so that if it gets stolen, you get a new one from the insurance company.
    You should also goto the police and report the theft.

    You should use full disk encryption.
    * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_disk_encryption

    You might also want to get a Desert Eagle.

  89. it's still a felony by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    I also have to wonder what kind of priority is going to be given to recovering a stolen laptop with a value of under $2000

    That's a jailable felony theft. If you've got any leads the cops think could help direct them to solving the case, they'll chase it. Cops' performance is measured by number of arrests, and felony arrests are weighted higher than traffic tickets.

    So many of these laptops have digital cameras built into the display. Perhaps a good recovery technique would be to have your own login and a guest account. If anyone ever logs into the guest account (no pw required), then as soon as the desktop comes up, a photo could be snapped of the user and emailed to your account with the IP address, etc. If no internet access is available, it could save the photos to the HD, then the first time internet access is available, it could email all the photos. This would be helpful because it would likely contain photos of the actual thief checking out the laptop and then the customer who bought it and is currently in possession of the stolen equipment.

    Seth

    1. Re:it's still a felony by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



      Oh, and in the case of the person asking Slashdot, the laptop was stolen at gunpoint. Ask OJ Simpson how much more vigorously the police investigate cases where a gun was used.

      Who knows, you might be killed by laptop thieves. The police sure would like evidence like a stolen laptop tracker in chasing down your killer. Hmmm.. Maybe the tracker should send emails to three of your best friends rather than just your account.

      Seth

  90. It probably already has something like that. by dracae · · Score: 1

    I've got a Dell Inspiron 6000 that is a bit over a year old. It already has some sort of lo-jack built into the bios. I don't know the name of it but it says that if you turn it on it can't be turned off. I would assume that it is OS independent. I myself would never turn something like this on because I like some of you am a paranoid freak. I would much rather some thief owned my laptop that have some unknown entity know where I am at every time my laptop hits the net.

  91. Apple had a solution by blackchiney · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if it's the same for Intel Macs now but I had a PowerMac G4 that had a password script stored in the NVRAM. You could not change the boot drive nor could you swap out the hard drive. The only way to get around it was to change the motherboard. In a moment of weakness I disabled it because I got tired of having to walk re-enter the password everytime. A few months later my place gets robbed while I was out of town. I keep praying that somehow the nvram will reset itself and the script will start running again. I left my phone number and email as part of the MOTD. But its been almost 2 years.

  92. BOINC_seti@home! by danwat1234 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised nobody has mentioned BOINC as a tracker. At least the whenever the seti@home BOINC project connects to it's servers, it will log the IP address that it connected from (So you can easily log into your seti@home account and find out), enabling law enforcement agencies to track down where your stolen laptop is/was connected to an internet gateway. Of course this works for linux and windows versions of BOINC, why wouldn't it.

    1. Re:BOINC_seti@home! by danwat1234 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, make sure that BOINC is running-as-a-service in Windows, so the software can log into the server without windows having to logged on to the desktop.

  93. I assume you are American... by acvh · · Score: 1

    ...therefore you should have been exercising your 2nd amendment rights and shot the bastard.

  94. I wouldn't bother. by RMingin · · Score: 1

    When I was working at CompUSA, there was a guy there in the tech shop that wiped/reimaged stolen laptops at home for thieves. He got a pretty decent cut for his time, and none of these laptop lojack POSes would come close to surviving that. Use the BIOS password backdoor (they seem to all have them), clear out the BIOS passwords and reset the CMOS, then wipe out the hard disk a few passes and restore a factory Dell/HP/whoever image of XP Home (seems like 99% of stolen laptops were set for XP Home). He got from 50-100$ for about 15 minutes work and about an hour or two of wall socket/desk time. The thieves then sold them at pawnshops or on eBay for a few hundred bucks and the software side was clean and untraceable. He did get escorted from work in handcuffs eventually, since the serial numbers were intact and the one thief squealed like a little girl when eBay and the feds tracked him down. The software trackers were a big scam, though. Very little chance of return on investment.

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  95. I like the indian trackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Wolves

    They always find what they're told to find and they're easily disposed of.

  96. dell bios option by trickyrickb · · Score: 1

    of the two dell inspirons i have owned, both have had an option in the bios to activate some sort of tracking module, that i believe phones home reguarly to combat theft. it was a matter of once its activated you cant (aparently) turn it off, so i never did turn it on, but i assumed that it must run independently of the OS as it was activated in the bios.

  97. Re:Don't bother - just use a burglar web-cam on Li by mikael · · Score: 1

    An oxford student managed to capture some crispy clear pictures of the burglar who stole his laptop computer... he had a webcam which periodically took a picture and sent to to his private web page while the machine was on. And the OS was Linux.

    Ben Park mugshots

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  98. I don't know how good they are.... by rpbird · · Score: 1

    ....but the last used laptop I bought had a STOP sticker on it. I couldn't get the sticker off, so I called the number. Fortunately, my laptop wasn't stolen. The STOP people re-registered the laptop in my name for free. There is supposedly a permanent "tattoo" underneath the sticker. No, I have not pried it off to look. The sticker is very ugly, by the way.

  99. "instrument of Death" my arse by emj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember guns don't kill people, they are harmless things.

    1. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      bang

    2. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I can't quite tell if that's sarcasm or not, I'll help clarify: guns kill people like spoons make people fat. It takes either the decision or carelessness - but certainly user control - to make guns kill people, or to get fat with a spoon and a barrel of butter nearby.

      On the other hand, sometimes a person is asking to be shot... like if they're holding you up for your laptop, and you have a gun of your own, and would rather risk the speed of your draw than risk that they might have a change of heart about letting you walk off after the laptop changes hands.

    3. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by fadzlan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. Pen don't write too, unless you made them to write. By that logic, pen is not an instrument of writing.

    4. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by pipatron · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.

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    5. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by wodon · · Score: 1

      Yes, But the guns help.

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    6. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Remember guns don't kill people, they are harmless things.

      They certainly don't kill as many people as cars.

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    7. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Guns certainly ARE Instruments of Death. Of course, so are hammers, knives, baseball bats, and Vista (the latter causes suicides).

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    8. Re:"instrument of Death" my arse by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Ah! I get what you're saying. Guns don't kill people, bullets do!

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  100. LastFM by treblecaster · · Score: 1

    If you're a LastFM user you can see what kind of music the person who stole your laptop enjoys... It seems like they would have they ability to track your laptop, since it's sending them information every time music is played.

  101. Which country are you living in, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so that I can avoid living there?
     
    Held up at gunpoint? Geez

  102. software solution? by tute666 · · Score: 1

    Is this a software solution? I'm guessing due to the only windows functionality. If it is, how is it any good? the moment thieves or buyers of the stolen goods are aware of this, they' ll just dump the hard drive.

  103. Not true by geekoid · · Score: 1

    There are many cases where this doesn't happen. Yes If someone was smart and a professional, they would do this from a boot disk. OTOH, if someone knew that they could get a job the pays well enough they won't need to 100 bucks they would get from pawning a laptop.

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  104. Don't bother, the police don't care. by Bigtoad · · Score: 1

    My advice is to save your money. As other people have observed, the police are unlikely to investigate your stolen laptop even if you give them the name, phone number and home address of the thief.

    While working for an ISP last year I was contacted by a corporation using laptop tracking software because their stolen laptop had phoned home from one of our IP addresses. When the investigating officer found out that the laptop had been spotted in Portland, Oregon, he declined to even contact the local police. The Portland police have a well established reputation for ignoring the "small" stuff, like large-scale car theft rings, and aren't the least bit interested in a case involving a single laptop.

    Since the ISP had a privacy policy that didn't allow subscriber information to be released without a subpoena, I could not tell the laptop owner anything about the subscriber whose premises apparently held the laptop. Besides, maybe he just had an open wireless network? Even so, assuming the subscriber was the thief, and assuming you were willing to kick his door in and take the laptop back... well, OJ has recently demonstrated that this is probably not the smart thing to do.

  105. I have a solution to the "it tracks you too" prob by kcbanner · · Score: 0

    Its very simple. When the machine boots, if you don't login successfully after 10 or so seconds, then it phones home. I don't see why people are always screaming about "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG IT TRACKS YOU TOO I HATES IT!111?!?eleventy-one". Its a simple fix.

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  106. Yes, much better by benhocking · · Score: 1

    I wish I hadn't, um, mistyped that in the first place. Damn typos.

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  107. in ramen I trust by Sidlon · · Score: 1

    I personally feel safer with a noodly appendage protection plan...

  108. nmap and finding your computer by SimonShine · · Score: 1
    I've used nmap's OS-detection and IP-range scan several times at work to figure out servers' addresses because some guy moved it temporarily, then to abuse their PC speakers. It's come to the point where I've converted MIDI files to `beep' input to vary the melodies.

    For anything near-reliable, I would use a radio transmitter hidden within the laptop to go off on a long-range transmission (kilometres) if it can't pick up the presence of a receiver within short-range (a hundred metres, e.g. in your keychain).

    That and a bit of radio location will make a fun family trip.

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  109. Re:The actual product tracking companies are selli by v1 · · Score: 1

    The correct way to do this is to reverse the ip address and find out who owns that netblock. Then you call law enforcement in that area that has juristiction and THEY take it from there. Been through that once. We got a call from a sherriff due to a hot credit card charged from our location. They will not give YOU the information, but if they are dilligent they will take the information that you provide and will take it from there.

    In this case, lets say the thief stole it from your car and took it home and logged into your guest account and browsed the web. (left there to entice them to play with it rather than reformat it) So your server logs the IP address, and it's (fortunately) from your local cable company. So you call your county sherriff or police department and report it. THEY will not give you jack. (nor will the cable co) But the sherriff can go ask for the records, and more often than not, even without a court order, they will get them. (legally it probably requires a warrant, but for reasonable minor requests from a badge they sometimes just give it up) From there it may be of varying degrees of difficulty, it may be as simple as the sherriff going to the guy's house and politely asking for what he "borrowed". Or it may require a search warrant. The warrant is easy to get if the suspect has priors for larceny and you have even weak evidence.

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  110. A lot of these programs won't do crap. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    If you have a password required to log in to the laptop in the first place.

    That's the sad thing, if you lower your security so it just boots up and logs in, your app will likely work and connect to the net, allowing you to track them down, but people can also log straight in and access your data too.

    A double edged sword indeed.

  111. Just make it boot windows by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

    I know we're all "Oooh, Linux" around here, but most people in the rest of the world are used to Windows. So just make the boot loader go away quickly, and make the default boot Windows. Then, if it's stolen, the thief will most likely run Windows, and you can use a Windows tracker.

    Or you could just buy some insurance, encrypt sensitive stuff, do backups and not worry about it.

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  112. Very true. by antdude · · Score: 1

    Police don't care. See this recent Broadband/DSL Reports security forum thread about a guy losing his laptop/notebook, trying to see if he can format his HDD remotely since someone was using it online, police not caring, etc.

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  113. Fool Proof System! by krazytekn0 · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is get a shock collar / invisible fence system that's meant to keep your dog within 100ft of you and modify it to pump out a lot more voltage, put the dog-unit into your laptop case and cover the case with wire mesh, alternatively you can just rig it up like one of those Deadlock collars from that terrible movie. (C-4 / other low explosive) PROBLEM SOLVED!!

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  114. When you reset the grenade... by antdude · · Score: 1

    ... did you have to enter 4 8 15 16 23 42?

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  115. HTML version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  116. Orbicule and Lojack for your laptop. by jixii · · Score: 2, Informative

    Orbicule and Lojackforlaptops, since they run on Macs and Mac's OS X is sitting on top of Darwin ( Unix) either should to the trick. Kyle

  117. is anyone going to answer the question? by Rocket_Sci · · Score: 1

    Does you have any recommendations for laptop tracker software?

    1. Re:is anyone going to answer the question? by Rocket_Sci · · Score: 1

      sorry, typo, it should say "Do you have any recommendations for laptop tracker software?"

  118. Changing Mac drives by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    I could change the HD on my old IBM laptop faster blindfolded than I could on my wife's Mac.

  119. IP number tracker for Linux by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1
  120. MOD parent UP by PRMan · · Score: 1

    I really like this idea. Cheap and easy to implement.

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  121. Dynamic DNS by jemenake · · Score: 1

    Here where I work, we had a laptop stolen and we sought some kind of tracking solution.

    Like some others here, I used ddns. The nice thing about it is that there are already a bunch of free clients for Linux and Windows that integrate nicely with the IP stack and update the dns whenever they see the net.

    I actually went a little further and ran my own DDNS server here at work so that a daemon could watch the logs and notify me immediately whenever there was any activity from "laptop28" or whatever. This requires that you generate a ddns key and configure BIND to allow updates, etc. So, it's a bit of a pain... but manageable. Otherwise, your alternative is to use a free service and then poll the external dns server for changes.

  122. Re:Don't bother - just use a burglar web-cam on Li by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    You think that's hilarious?

    Watch some dumb criminal shows sometime. They've actually had cases where the crook attempts to steal a security camera - setting up a ladder, climbing up and presenting a nice closeup shot of his face as you see his hands move past the viewpoint of the camera, holding a screwdriver...

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  123. Old 2600 article by oldbox · · Score: 1

    I'm a fan of putting a sticker on the bottom of the laptop that has your contact information and an offer of a no-questions-asked reward for it's return. You can put it over the Microsoft sticker, if you are unfortunate enough to have paid the Microsoft tax (potentially with a piece of paper over the license preventing permanent damage to preserve resale value). You could even use one of the semi-permenent stickers carried by most office supply stores for tagging inventory. This same info could be placed in a grub splash screen protected by a password. This would seem to me to be more likely to get a laptop returned than the chances of it being successfully traced, even if it was booted in a place with net access. However, some ideas for scripts to act as a lo-jack system or a backdoor (which could be augmented with grabbing the camera pics from laptops so equipped) can be found in an old 2600 article:

    http://conigs.com.nyud.net:8090/static/misc/laptop.html

        jackbox

  124. BIOS-level via OEM by belgar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Absolute Software might have what you want:

    Absolute BIOS-Level Protection

    (Disclaimer: Not involved with these guys at all -- did a training session with some of their developers several years ago, and was impressed by their pitch)

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  125. What kind of tracker? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    This kind. You know, where the laptop comes back (with maybe a few bullet holes) but the thieves don't.

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  126. cron job by jonadab · · Score: 1

    I would think, assuming your laptop has wireless internet capability, that you could set it up with a cron job to periodically wget an unusually-named non-existent file from some web server where you have access to the error log That gives you its IP address on a regular basis, and in the event that it's stolen traceroute will presumably tell you more or less where it's connected. Even if all it tells you is the ISP, that's a starting point.

    Of course, if your laptop has a GPS receiver, then you could have the cron job actually transmit its coordinates somewhere -- say, email them to your gmail account every five minutes.

    All of this relies on the thief taking the laptop someplace where it can get signal, but I don't see how that can be avoided in principle. Even if you give the laptop a full-time cellular connection, it's still gotta be able to get at least a cell-tower signal, in order to send any information anywhere.

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  127. Especially in 1500 pieces by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...all individually posted on eBay.

    Even stupid thieves understand the concept of the "chop shop" and the ones that are too stupid to do it themselves will sell it to someone who isn't. Your laptop may be worth $1000 to you, but it's worth $50 of crank to the original thief and double what you paid for it parted out to an organized shop in the next state. ...and, yeah, the police are so abundantly aware of this they won't even take the time to finish chewing, much less put the donut down.

  128. More Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.absolute.com/products-core-technology.asp:
    "If the hard drive is reformatted or replaced, the Computrace Agent support in the BIOS rebuilds the necessary application files on the hard drive as required by the customer."
    So, if I wipe it and install Linux on reiserfs or something even less well known, its gonna read that, modify my files and boot config just so, and then launch this computrace software natively in linux (they couldn't depend on WINE being installed)?
    Or what happens if I install an O/S using an encrypted filesystem? Where are you going to write your native client if the disk is all encrypted garbage?
    Also, if you guys developed a Linux version, why not say so? Subterfuge?
    ac

  129. Linux is EASY, if you know the incantations. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    crontab -e;

    1 * * * * wget -q -O /dev/null http://mywebserver.com/iamhere.html :wq

    That's it. If my laptop is stolen, I can review my logs on the webserver to see if my laptop has been online. (it'll access http://mywebserver.com/iamhere.html every hour)

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    1. Re:Linux is EASY, if you know the incantations. by whitis · · Score: 1

      Here is another incantation that can be inserted in /etc/rc.local or equivalent to start. If you want to use it from cron, add "-c 1" to it.

      ping -n i 300 -p "0123456776543210" -W 1 mydesktop.dynalias.org >/dev/null 2>&1

      This will cause your laptop to ping your desktop machine once every 5 minutes with a particular data pattern. If your laptop is stolen, fire up wireshark/ethereal on your desktop and watch for ping packets with your particular data pattern in it. Then traceroute back to the ip address revealed there. And maybe remote login using ssh and run some programs like tcpdump or a sniffer to capture login information if the thief logs into any websites.

      This requires that you have a fixed machine with a static IP address or set up to register with a dynamic DNS services somewhere at home, at work, or at a friends house. This only uses one packet in each direction. And it doesn't fill up your process table with multiple copies of wget if your machine is offline. The cron version is less likely to be noticed since it usually won't show up in "ps" output. And this method doesn't clutter up your web logs.

      Of course, all of these systems assume the thief will succeed in getting the machine online. You may help by setting the machine up in a way that it will automatically connect when an ethernet cable is plugged in or it comes in range of an open wireless access point.

      Another variation is to simply set up your laptop to register with a dynamic DNS service. Then you can just use "dig" to look it up. Or log into the dynamic DNS website to check the timestamp when it was last updated, which an ISP will need to trace a dynamic connection to a particular account.

  130. Solution by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    I only use MIL STD 810 laptops. Currently, still using a Panasonic CF-27. I use Linux on the laptop.

    Points in favour:

    1 - Somewhat of a defensive shield against small arms fire.

    2 - Good offensive weapon (hit or throw at attacker -- they probably won't EXPECT you to ever do that with your LAPTOP). If you do score a hit, great, otherwise, take the added opportunity to run.

    3 - Encrypted file system. Key for file system (sensitive material) held on external storage, with access passphrase.

    4 - Built like a tank, so it just won't die.

    5 - "Protective case" is a waste of effort.

    Points against:

    1 - Slow

    2 - Not enough RAM

    3 - Small hard disk

    4 - Build like a tank, so it just won't die (never get to replace it, unless it is actually stolen)

    5 - Confuses some TSA people -- they wonder why it can't be X-rayed!

    7 - Weighs around 2.5 kilos.

    I don't use a "phone home" system -- the hardware is either insured, or worthless (depending on age, my CF-27 is rapidly approaching "worthless"). The data is encrypted with AES encryption so I am not worried.

    YMMV, or course.

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  131. Donut Recipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell the cop the laptop contains donut recipes. Then when the cop gets the laptop and doesn't find the recipes, tell him the thief most have deleted them. It's a win win.

  132. Not with an HDD password! by Z80xxc! · · Score: 0

    Most BIOS setups let you give the hard drive a password, so that someone can't open it - or format it - even if they remove it from that computer and put it in another. BIOS passwords help, too.

  133. Mmmm... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Mmmm...chocolate iced donut...*drool*

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  134. paper trail... by ah802 · · Score: 1

    Stick a paper/sticky with your name and contact info, and the serial# of the device, secret this inside the machine in a likely area that a tech would see (thieves are rarely techs). Make sure you offer a reward and cover all costs for the return of this stolen property, and insist that this note would be removed if the sale was legitimate. You might get lucky, and the kicker is you usually can track back the thief.

  135. Alternate solution by WinchesterPC.Com · · Score: 1

    I recommend getting a Panasonic Toughbook with GPS. Besides the obvious anti-theft consideration, it can be useful for other GPS utilities, and many come with cell-phone Internet adapters built in. Also keep in mind that the biggest loss in laptops comes from them breaking themselves. crushed screens, split power connectors, dead motherboards, and getting run over with a car often end up sending laptops to the dump. besides, many come with nifty extras, like automatic backlit keyboard, touchscreens, and more cool toys. for the price of a laptop and a half, you can have a laptop that will outlive three or four normal laptops...

  136. Lojack (or similar hardware )is best by reverend+schmuley · · Score: 1

    It seems to me like the software tracking systems are pretty useless. If they rely on the computer logging onto the internet, then it probably won't help you unless they can steal your OS login password as well, assuming you're using a password. I do believe they offer Lojack for laptops and there might even be more than one vendor with a hardware tracking system; I'd be surprised if there's not. Hardware is a lot harder to modify than software especially when it comes to laptops.

  137. What about cell phones? by thatblackguy · · Score: 1

    Could someone point out something to track down stolen cell phones? I suppose it should be a hell of a lot easier than finding laptops. And please don't tell me that the phone company can do it for you, the only time they care is if someone's kidnapped along with it.
    Preferably something that works on non-symbian phones also.

    After losing two awesome phones I'm using the low tech method of buying such a crappy phone that no one in their right mind would steal it.

  138. I wouldn't use a Linux one by dmsuperman · · Score: 1

    Chances are, someone dumb enough to mug you won't be intelligent enough to boot it up in Linux, or connect to the internet. I would use the Windows service.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't use a Linux one by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Which is why you set it to boot into linux by default, and to automatically seek an Internet connection as soon as it boots.

      While you average thief *might* know how to find a Window-based commercial/proprietary "tracker" program, if you homebrew it with cron and a shell script they wont have any idea whats its doing.

      Think of all the shows where some one is breaking into a building and just happens to be familiar with the commercial/proprietary alarm system they use and knows exactly which wires to cut. Or a commercial detonator on a bomb - same scenario.

      A homebrew alarm system (or bomb) there would be no public documentation of - hell, you could even make all the wires the same color - try to choose the right wire now, jackass!

    2. Re:I wouldn't use a Linux one by dmsuperman · · Score: 0

      Guess I didn't think of it like that.

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  139. Secure it on your body by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Lock your laptop on your body by securing a Kensington lock all around you.

  140. My Favorite Trackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know when I'm held up at gunpoint, the trackers I prefer to use are made by Smith and Wesson.

    P.S. Or in Italy, as the case may be, Beretta.

    P.P.S. Or Glock in Switzerland.

    P.P.P.S. Or in Germany, Heckler and Koch. Mmmmmm, H&K...

    P.P.P.P.S. Or Glock in Austria.

    P.P.P.P.P.S. Glock again in Russia. Screw that Makarov shit.

  141. A fascinating vehicle recovery story by Slur · · Score: 1

    Talk about happenstance!

    In the early 90's I lived in Cambridge, MA with a buddy of mine, and one night we came back to our little apartment to discover his car is gone. Just happens he used to do a little gofering for a prominent Irish fella when he was in high school. So my friend makes a phone call to his old boss and we're instructed to go for a long walk. When we get back an hour later there's his car - sans steering column cover. I am still in awe to this day.

    True story, I shit you not.

    Sometimes it's good to have a friend in low places.

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  142. Lo-Tech Theft Deterrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company I worked for had the staff's kids fingerpaint the lids of their laptops, thus reducing their potential sell price.

  143. Geek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, a cron job is fine ... if you're a geek.

    I carry my laptop in one hand, and my katana in the other. I've never had a laptop stolen.

  144. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  145. Easy as pie by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    I don't need a tracking system because I don't carry my laptop around with me everywhere. When I do carry it on travel, it's in a backpack that doesn't look like a laptop bag.

  146. Tracking software? wtf? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever been caught due to tracking software on a stolen laptop?
    Most thieves will just sell the laptop on to some innocent buyer without even powering it on... And slightly smarter thieves will format the machine first, completely removing the tracking software.
    Only the legit user will keep the tracking software running, making *them* trackable.

    And if tracking software like this becomes common, then _all_ thieves will format the machines as soon as they receive them, and the process of formatting will become just another part of the theft process.

    So really, don't waste your money on tracking software... Instead, get the laptop insured against theft, and make sure your important data is encrypted and backed up regularly. If your lucky, the insurance will replace it with a newer model. If you really want to track your laptop, go for a hardware solution, that way it will kick in as soon as its powered on regardless of what/ifany software is running.

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    1. Re:Tracking software? wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >Has anyone ever been caught due to tracking software on a stolen laptop?

      http://www.absolute.com/resources/theft-recovery.asp

      >slightly smarter thieves will format the machine first,
      >completely removing the tracking software.

      Most thieves reformat anyway, so they can sell the machine.

      When they reformat, Computrace will self-heal from the bios, re-install on the hard disk and make a call to the monitoring center. You can't defeat it through a format or hard drive swap.

    2. Re:Tracking software? wtf? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      From the bios? So it overwrites your flash bios? That sounds nasty, and surely that would make it very machine specific...
      Also wouldnt it be defeated by reflashing the bios anyway?

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    3. Re:Tracking software? wtf? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Having read up on this from their website...

      It requires explicit support from the bios manufacturer, thus it's not just a software application.

      However, and making assumptions here...
      It uses an internet connection configured by the running OS, and therefore only works with certain systems, if you were to run linux on the laptop there's not much it could do. It would be a lot smarter if it tried to dial/dhcp/whatever in bios mode.
      Also, it must contain a copy of the software in some writable area of the bios that it reinstalls after a drive format, which means that:
      Thieves only need to become aware of this tool, and obtain a program to wipe this area of the bios. The fact that a single system is explicitely supported by hardware manufacturers makes it easier for thieves, because they now only need to know how to defeat this single system.
      Malware authors could use this "feature" to automatically reinstall viruses... This will have the added consequence that anti-virus programs will have the ability to erase this area built in to them in future.

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  147. Mac Solution by philj · · Score: 1

    There's a really good Mac Solution - Undercover. Check their Recovery Case Studies.

  148. correction by Burz · · Score: 1

    You should only need to remove "splash" once if you do it from the "# defoptions" line in menu.lst!

    Leaving "quiet" in the options seems to actually help the passphrase prompt, so I leave it in.

  149. Business opportunity? by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1

    Whoo. Gunpoint, eh? Nasty.

    Anyhow, I know the feeling. As the adrenaline wears off, the self-righteousness kicks in, and you want to get even. Gosh, this must be how Replublicans must feel all the time, wow! And then, all these dull slashdotters say you can get another one off the insurance, and serves you right for not blacking up your data, and so on, boo hiss. The only practical suggestion involved Linus Torvalds' laptop, and I am not sure how practical that actually was.

    Though the police may not find it economic to to much about an isolated theft, it ought to be possible for a specialist company to make a profit out of snitting missing machines on the web. We are not trying to outwit the Master Brain, just the sort of person who can't keep their hands of other peoples shiny things. A lot of the tracing could be done without leaving the office, so you don't have to be Robocop. If they worked on a 'no trace no fee' basis then it would be hard to see how they could rip people off, unlike some of the 'security' services mentioned in the other post that needed you to register upfront. The RIAA spends it's time hunting down data that has no recovery value whatever, and they turn in a profit.

    I am no big fan of capitalism, but this is the sort of thig it ought to be best at.

  150. Vigilante for dummies... by denzacar · · Score: 0

    If your friend was THAT determined to break the law he should have went the whole nine yards - but the right (and fun) way.
    Pulling a gun on someone - what's that? Assault with a deadly weapon? Maybe even attempted murder if he was stupid enough to say those three little words.
    "I'll", "kill" and "you".

    Instead, after seeing where his girlfriend lives, just go after him to his house. See where HE lives. Then... you have many options.

    A) Break into his house, steal back your laptop if it is still there, steal anything of value, trash the place, get some rabid dogs and let them into his place... be creative. (Remember to hide YOUR identity - mask, gloves etc.)
    B) Break into his house, beat the shit out of the fucker with a baseball bat or lead pipe (low tech rules), take back your laptop/belongings and any cash the guy has in the house.
    C) In the case he has already passed the laptop/belongings on - see the first part of B. After working on the guy with a bat/pipe ask for your laptop/belongings, give him a P.O. Box address to mail it to and promise to be back if you don't get your stuff back in a week. Or if you see someone staking out that P.O. Box.

    For an added bonus - inject the guy with a syringe of pure water (some flu virus would be GREAT if you can get your hands on some) and tell him its a poison/virus that will kill him in 10 days and that he will get the antidote AFTER you get your laptop back.

    Don't go to pick up the laptop yourself. Find a homeless guy to do it for you. Or just give him a preaddressed box to another P.O. Box to mail it for you.

    If you want to be vigilante it is always good to these four little words: "What would Batman do?".

    Pull a gun on someone? Nooou...

    Beat the shit out of and fear into someone? Hell yes!

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  151. Biography by benhocking · · Score: 1

    I'll put the humour back in posthumous!

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  152. IANALT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry, but what's the point of writing a new acronym and then spelling it out? Isn't the point of an acronym to reduce the post? Or are you trying to make it a standard.. I mean AYTTMIAS? :-)

  153. Laptop Tracking Software by 2tired2care · · Score: 1

    I manage a Helpdesk at a Midwestern University. We have a program where we checkout laptop computers to students for their use on a week-by-week basis. We buy Dell equipmen, and that equipment has Computrace LoJack for Laptops by Absolute Software Corporation installed. We had one of our laptops stolen from a student about a year ago. Knowing the chances for recovery were probably very low, we 'wrote it off.' Much to our surprise, the laptop was returned to us yesterday by the student from which it had been stolen! It had been returned to the student by the local police, who recovered it during one of their investigations. From the Absolute folks: "We had a call from a fine citizen that responded to a pop up that we had installed on this stolen computer, your Dell 510." So, in this case, it worked!! I don't know if Absolute has Computrace for Linux or not, but at this point I would certainly recommend this company and its product.

  154. Best Option Period. by NickGT · · Score: 1

    IBM thinkpads offer a baseboard security chip. I have a ThinkPad X60s and you need a finger print to boot it. The baseboard module is tied to the bios and you have to replace the baseboard module and re-flash the bios if you lose the fingerprint or password. No amount of pulling the internal battery will help. To get a new baseboard module you have to have proof of ownership. So get a laptop with built-in security chip and pay for insurance against theft. The security chip also offers hardware level encryption for files and even the entire hard drive if you choose that option. Even if the theifs had access to baseboard modules without proof of ownership they would still have to shell out a hundred bucks or so and that's usually more than a stolen laptop is worth to them in the first place.

    1. Re:Best Option Period. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Thats all well and good for protecting your data and/or making the laptop useless to the thief, and maybe insurace can replace the laptop, but neither one is much useful for actually recovering the original stolen laptop and any information/data to the rightful owner.

  155. 45 Magnum by raind · · Score: 1

    A high caliber pistol would probably prevent the need for this.

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    1. Re:45 Magnum by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

      Like most tools, it's not so much the size, but how it's used.

      First goal is to NOT get in such a situation in the first place!! Control your environment.

      However, if situation arises, an appropriately applied .22 could do the job - takes more skill though. A commodity that may well be in short supply under such conditions.
      Personally I like .45 ACP. Small enough you can carry it (thus, not leaving it in the locker when you need it), large enough it allows for some less-than-perfect application and remain effective.

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  156. Local Machine Software-Based Trackers by ThomasMc1337 · · Score: 1

    I feel that software-based trackers are not a viable solution. If the thief is computer-competant or knows someone who is, it'd be quite easy for them to just wipe the drive and go from there and BIOS passwords are easily worked around by removing the CMOS battery. I think the only REAL fool proof solution is either a) on-board (so that it can't be removed by thieves) GPS hardware with unique hard-coded 'addresses'. or b) don't buy a laptop - they're a pain in the ass anyways.

    1. Re:Local Machine Software-Based Trackers by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

      Yea - just don't try that on some IBM Thinkpads.

      Remove the battery in an attempt to wipe the password - it locks up the BIOS, bricking the LT.
      Have to send it back to IBM (Lenovo?) to get it 'fixed'.

      DAMHIK ::blush::

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  157. Re:Don't bother - just use a burglar web-cam on Li by mikael · · Score: 1

    Yes, I see what you mean....

    Dumb criminal caught by writing his name on the wall

    As one detective once commented - "Every dumb criminal is a failure of the education system".

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  158. You better believe it! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    That's exactly my experience too. I used to work for a guy who sold new and used computers (on consignment, mostly). Right after Xmas, he had a guy come in with a brand new Toshiba notebook. The guy claimed he got it as an Xmas gift, but really needed the money more than another computer - so he wanted to see if the store would pay him cash for it. The store owner looked it over, offered him $600 or so for it (after photocopying his drivers license), and the deal was made.

    Well, a week or so goes by, and all of a sudden, the county sheriff is in the store, looking for said notebook computer. It turns out the seller was a guy recently released from prison who went on a crime spree, buying a new car, new furniture for his home, etc. -- all with false identities obtained from a buddy who handled credit reports for a pager store. The notebook, too, was purchased this way on one of those retail store credit cards he obtained using false info.

    The cops were really pleased that my boss actually had the foresight to photocopy the guy's license, because that was apparently the *only* correct info anyone had on him -- and finally allowed them to pin the crimes to him. Nonetheless, they confiscated the laptop and my boss was out the $600 he paid for it, never to be compensated. (If he knew his "reward" for helping stop a criminal was to lose $600, I imagine he would have been far less co-operative!)

    Another good friend of mine had his truck broken into, right in front of my house, one evening. They took his new cellphone, pulled his $800 Alpine car stereo/MP3 changer, and got his wallet he had left under his seat. He was able to log in to his cellphone carrier's web site and get a detailed list of calls, and discovered the thief was actually *using* his cellphone to call his girlfriend and other friends regularly! He reported everything to the police, including keeping them up-to-date on the list of calls being made. STILL, the cops did NOTHING. Made NO attempt to track this guy down at all! After a week or so of this nonsense, my friend ended up calling his cellphone and talked to the thief directly. The thief wanted to work out some kind of trade deal, where he'd give back the wallet and everything in it plus the cellphone, for a couple hundred bucks, at a Denny's restaurant! (He considered his options there, and finally decided to just stand the guy up ... Wasn't worth the potential risk if the guy was armed or something.) He ended up just making an insurance claim for everything, and getting a new copy of his driver's license, etc. etc. REALLY frustrating though, he knew so much about the thief, he could have showed up at the guy's girlfriend's house and waited for him ... yet the cops didn't bother, having all this info spoon-fed to them.

  159. Why pay for software by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    Set up your box so the default boot is linux *NOT* windows.

    Make sure it by default actively seeks out a wired and/or wireless Internet connection.

    Install a crontask that runs every minute, that does nothing more than access a particular website that either you or this tracking company controls and have access to the logs of. Perhaps have it access something like http://thewebsite.com/
    saudadelinuxs-laptop-calling-home/ (which may 404, but who cares, the IP its coming from will be logged identifiably).

    There, the entire software part of the 'tracker' is done. No proprietary pay-for software needed. The part that might be worth paying for is their assistance in working with law enforcement and ISP's in tracking does where your laptop is based on the IP its connecting from.

  160. Should Have Used a Fence at Initech!! by macduffman · · Score: 1

    The thief may not have time to do this but the fence probably does. Anyone, anyone? "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary." Looking up "fence" in Wikipedia, eh? Next time I try to rob Initech, I'll be sure to remember that link! :D
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  161. But the cops don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't you read the whole slab of comments above saying precisely that?

    That guy should have gone through the cops first, given them the info they needed, and when they start not giving a damn, he should have dropped some hints (nothing explicit) about doing something like that (but don't do it). You'll never see cops move so fast as when they think the *victim* might be tired of being a victim.

    You'd think that vigilantism was far worse than crime itself, the way some people talk...

  162. How to Steal a Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy wrote about Lojack for Laptops a while back, and talks about stealing laptops. One thing not mentioned in the article is how this "call home" software deals with highly restrictive firewalls, e.g., if you use it legitimately behind such protection, how does it call home in the first place? Anyway, the article highlights some of the limitations of software-based asset recovery products, namely that they can be defeated by simply paving over the original OS.

  163. Stolen laptop protection by floydianWall · · Score: 1

    I would wholeheartedly recommend LoJack for Laptops from Absolute Software. It's proven to get stolen laptops back and a bargain at only $50 a year. You can't tell its installed and if the computer is lost or stolen they get it back through law enforcement. A very cool product. Alot of computer manufacturers are including it in the BIOS.

  164. I'm still confused by woolio · · Score: 1

    don't complain when someone needs a few hundred bucks, more than you need a PORTABLE INTERNET COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!!!!
    He was held up AT GUNPOINT! This wasn't a "broke the car window and swiped a laptop" type of crime, this was someone brandishing an instrument of death. Yes, sir, I want that person locked up until such time(if any) as they can be rehabilitated.


    Wait a minute... Who needs rehabilitation? The guy with the gun? .... OR the guy with the *laptop* or *PDA*????

  165. LoJack for laptops by BryGross · · Score: 1

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