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  1. I'm not worried... on Ebola Vaccine Trials Forcing Tough Choices · · Score: 1

    ... I still have my stockpile of Tamiflu from the last viral epidemic.

  2. Unintended symbolism? on China Worried About Terrorist Pigeons · · Score: 2

    Who could miss the symbolism of 10,000 pigeons shitting on the citizens gathered in the square.

  3. This is Tricia Takanawa .... on Tetris To Be Made Into a Live Action Film · · Score: 2

    This is Tricia Takanawa reporting from the opening night of "Tetris:The Movie". I am standing outside the cinema and there are lines and lines of people waiting to get in... Oh, wait, They all disappeared."

  4. In other news... on Microsoft's Asimov System To Monitor Users' Machines In Real Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft found that the J, K, W, X and Y keys were rarely utilised by Italian users and so has replaced those characters in the Italian version of the operating system with Unicode characters representing hand gestures. The Italian keyboards are also more compact. "It really wasn't worth supporting them when they are only used 0.1% of the time", said a Microsoft spokesperson.

  5. Size of the foot on Amputee Is German Long Jump Champion · · Score: 1

    Does the surface contract point of the prosthetic also mean that he can jump from closer to the line than somebody with a normal footprint?

  6. Can't understand it on Western US States Using Up Ground Water At an Alarming Rate · · Score: 1

    Where is all that water going?

    www.golfarizona.com/courses/

    "Few would dispute that Arizona, with golf-rich cities such as Scottsdale and Phoenix is one of the world's premier golf destinations. Arizona's golf courses are as diverse and spectacular as its landscape. Across the state there are more than 300 courses, From traditional links-style layouts to target courses, Arizona possesses an obscene number of courses to challenge your skills and provide you with some unbeatable vacation leisure."

    ;-)

  7. Re:well on The Psychology of Phishing · · Score: 1

    They register domains similar enough to the company and often related (support-raytheon for example) so that even people that look for questionable URLs can be fooled.

    It doesn't help that legitimate companies that should know better do the same. I recently got a survey from PayPal, but rathet than going through their verified site at www.paypal.com, the links in the email directed only to www.paypal-survey.com. It looked like a classic phishing scam but was apparently a legitimate survey request.

  8. Re:I guess they won't need any more foreign Visas? on Microsoft CEO To Slash 18,000 Jobs, 12,500 From Nokia To Go · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If 12,.500 layoffs are at Nokia, then weren't most of these jobs overseas anyway, from a US viewpoint?

  9. New Snowden on German NSA Committee May Turn To Typewriters To Stop Leaks · · Score: 2

    A suspected security mole was today apprehended with 5 reams of carbon copy paper...

  10. Longest uptime on The World's Best Living Programmers · · Score: 1

    "The world record for continuous application availability may be held by the Irish National Railway, which is said to have logged an unbroken 17 years running on OpenVMS version 3.2." I'd say the guys that wrote such a stable system must be pretty good programmers.

  11. Apps exist that measure your blood pressure? on FDA: We Can't Scale To Regulate Mobile Health Apps · · Score: 1

    Do they really because I've only seen apps for monitoring blood pressure readings, readings taken by an external device. How is an app supposed to measure blood pressure?

  12. Curiosity shocked the cat on Study: People Would Rather Be Shocked Than Be Alone With Their Thoughts · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder if the test would be the same if they had let people shock themselves ponce beforehand and then asked them to sit in there for 15 minutes. It seems to me that if you put a big red shiny button in front of them and tell them to ignore it, you're testing their limits of curiosity and self restraint more than their ability to sit and think quietly. It's a "Don't think about punk elephants!" situation.

  13. Re:OR on Unintended Consequences For Traffic Safety Feature · · Score: 1

    Go to agree with you about the American driving licenses. Took my original test in the UK in a manual shift car (do it in an automatic and that's all you're licensed for). Hill starts, emergency stops, 3 point turns, reversing around corners, reversing into small spaces, instructors trying to catch you out by telling you to take the next available right just as you come to a one-way street that you can't take, tests done during rush hour through winding streets, and more.

    Some years later, took a test in Arizona. A few simple questions I crammed the night before, an eye test (Can you read the letters, sir? Yes, I can. OK, you pass), once round the block in my automatic (taking all right turns) and then reversing into a space I could quite easily have driven in head first and still had enough room for second car. And that was it!

    It's obviously designed to get people into cars and not to weed out bad drivers.

  14. Re:lol mimes on Baton Bob Strikes Back Against Police That Coerced Facebook Post From Him · · Score: 1

    how does a mime have a "verbal altercation"?

    Sign language.

    Rude sign language

  15. Give it a name on Overkill? LG Phone Has 2560x1440 Display, Laser Focusing · · Score: 2

    Galaxy, iPhone, Nexus and....G3.

    If you want recognition, give it a name - preferably a cool name, but at the very least something people can pronounce without sounding like they're playing Battleships.

  16. Re:Write your name with a pen? on Update Your Shelf: BitLit Offers Access To Ebook Versions of Books You Own · · Score: 1

    So print your signature on a piece of transparent plastic and lay it over the page before you photograph it...

  17. Super-sized or Over-Sized on NYC Loses Appeal To Ban Large Sugary Drinks · · Score: 1

    As a European, I remember going into my first cinema in LA and as it was a hot day, deciding to get a drink to sip on during the film. I asked for a small coke but watched the counter assistant pick up a large, circular container. "No, no! I just wanted a small coke, not a bucket of popcorn" "Sir, this is the cup for a small coke..."

  18. Re:Wait a sec on Belief In Evolution Doesn't Measure Science Literacy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Jesus the human may not have been a fictional character.

    Jesus the son of God most certainly is.

  19. Re:Don't see why not. on Should We Eat Invasive Species? · · Score: 1

    Poison dart frog. Definitely not edible!

  20. Re:It has a combined address/search bar on Firefox 29: Redesign · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can search in the address bar.

    You can piss in a sink too... doesn't mean using one facility for two different functions is a good thing.

  21. Re:The world is changing. on Online Skim Reading Is Taking Over the Human Brain · · Score: 1

    Average Ãoe high level exec à = 575

    From my education i am roughly at "Average College Professor".

    regularly correcting semantic and syntactic mistakes in pages of code which i never saw before

    did that when i did a group-internal rss

    Doesn't seem to work for spelling mistakes and typos though ;)

  22. Re:And if your business model depends on ad revenu on Ad Tracking: Is Anything Being Done? · · Score: 1

    And if your business model depends on ad revenue. Then get a new one. If you can't find a way to fund what you're doing with ads then do something else.

    You don't find it just a teensy bit ironic that you're posting this on Slashdot?

  23. Duke Nukem and plagiarism on Why Games Should Be In the Public Domain · · Score: 1
    Broussard is a fine one to talk about copyright considering how all the best one-liners in Duke Nukem were lifted from other sources:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/D...

  24. Re:Standard practice... on Peanut Allergy Treatment Trial In UK "A Success" · · Score: 1

    So we blend it first and then divide it into 70ths?

  25. Re:Every utopian prediction on Device Mines Precious Phosphorus From Sewage · · Score: 1
    ~~ I even know one person who actually expressed that his ideal send off would be for his friends and loved ones to cook and eat his flesh. ~~


    1. don't bury me if I should die
      I don't want my bones to lie
      six feet under - six feet down
      covered by unfeeling ground
      please don't leave me here alone
      with nothing but a cold, hard stone
      a name, two dates and nothing more
      don't leave me for the worms to gnaw
      instead
      peel off my useless skin
      and expose the meat that lies within
      chop me, slice me, mince and dice me
      mix me with those herbs and spices
      turn me into sausages
      and invite my friends round for the feast
      lay me down on smoking Teflon
      hear me sizzle as I fry
      make my headstone mashed potato
      warm and fluffy, piled up high
      smother me in steaming gravy
      let onions be my funeral wreath
      give the mourners knives and forks
      and tell the priest to cry "let's eat!"
      so succulent!
      such tender Tim!
      I never knew he had such taste!
      and he made so many sausages
      let's have some more - a shame to waste
      eat heartily my faithful friends
      for this is how I want to end
      don't bury me if I should die
      if there's a heaven - let me fry!