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  1. Re:University of Texas. on AI Researchers Produce New Kind of PC Game · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If it's UT anywhere but Austin, you say where.

    If, and only if, you are in the Austin area.

    I'm afraid that the world at large does not care about your frat boy inspired "We're better than them because we are us" rules.

    KFG

  2. Re:Definition of Zombie on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone who does not understand the difference between mostly dead (you can work with it), dead (even Miracle Max can't do a thing about it) and undead (a zombie is animate, but still dead) should not be writting headlines for medical stories.

    It only gets the hopes of us zombie hunters up that we'll be off the dole soon. If you think the employment situation is bad in IT right now, you should try being a fearless zombie (or vampire) hunter (we don't do ghosts. They're just dead. Any idiot with a proton gun and a ghost trap can deal with them. Dealing with the undead is done hand to hand, or hand to paw, or hand to. . .wait, let me come in again)

    KFG

  3. Re:at the risk of getting flamed into submission.. on What is the Best Firewall for Servers? · · Score: 1

    Logic (one of the Trivium, or "Three Roads") and mathamatics (one of the Quadrivium, or "Four Roads") are, by definition, liberal arts.

    Thus so it comuputer science.

    The obvious solution is to dike off the NOC.

    KFG

  4. Re:well... on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Presumably someone turned you into a newt?

    It was an effective tactic, as newts do not suffer from any of the maladies that had brought me to that particular pass. This bought them time to stablize me and develop an effective treatment strategy.

    Actually, I was bit disappointed, as I had hoped to be transformed into a zombie newt and go out in search of amphibian BRAAAAAAAINS!

    (I admit it, I haven't had time to read the whole thread. Has anyone pointed out yet that zombies are, by definition, animate, and thus a dog in suspended animation cannot be a zombie?)

    KFG

  5. Re:well... on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A)I was not a trauma patient.

    B)All medicine, indeed all of life, is a question of probabilities and trying to stack them in your favor. We do not have, and thus cannot rely on, foreknowledge.

    Get used to this idea.

    The most common and "safest" traditional procedures may, in the right circumstances, kill you. That's the way it is.

    No one can be sure, ever, that they'll actually benefit more from a trial procedure (or any other) than from a traditional approach, that's why it's a trial procedure, and why trial procedures are necessary. Probability is an empirical science and someone has to go first.

    KFG

  6. Re:well... on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, I was brought into the hospital for lifesaving surgery. . .but my condition was such that it was deemed I would die from the stress of undergoing surgery.

    This is the sort of person who will volunteer. A person who has nothing to lose if the procedure fails, but everything to gain if it succeeds.

    KFG

    P.S. I got better.

  7. Re:The horror, the horror! on Norwegian Minister: No More Proprietary Formats · · Score: 1

    . . .and Brazil, and China, and India, and Israel. . .and. . .

    The dominoes are falling.

    KFG

  8. Re:The problem isn't piracy... on BitTorrent: Sysadmins to face the music · · Score: 1

    . . .CDs at cost.

    The cost of the first CD sold is $250,000, the second $1.00.

    I sense a flaw in your proposal.

    KFG

  9. Re:Build the datacenter in alaska on Keeping a Data Center Cool on the Cheap · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey, how come we're down?"

    "Don't know. Must be a caribou in the works."

    (And when they track it down I want to see them tape that to an index card)

    KFG

  10. Re:That's it? on 164 Million Broadband Subscribers Worldwide · · Score: 1

    A couple billion of those are still looking forward to getting their first battery powered radio (lacking access to a power grid), or enough to eat.

    KFG

  11. Re:hello frend on Send Email to Utah, Go to Jail · · Score: 1

    We need helps to buy food and supplies to keep alive the unicorns.

    Let them eat Turkish Delight.

    KFG

  12. Re:Just had to be.... on The Neuron Drive · · Score: 1

    Let's hear your recommendation for a good HD brand.

    I've got an IBM Deathstar. It's been rock solid for going on two standard eternities. Go figure.

    KFG

  13. Every mail is sacred on Archiving Digital History at the NARA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every mail is great
    If a mail is wasted
    The gods get quite irrate

    Every mail is wanted
    Every mail is good
    Every mail is needed
    In your network neighborhood

    Really, the idea of not being able to record and save every post-it note being equated with those times and places where writing itself was denigrated into virtual nonexistence is a bit silly.

    KFG

  14. Re:Wikipedia's total bandwidth ? on Yahoo! Orders Wikipedia Hardware · · Score: 1

    Yer never going to earn your ISO buzzword compliance certificate that way.

    KFG

  15. Re:Maxtor drives? on The Neuron Drive · · Score: 1

    . . . are you guys the ones who keep the >$200 tennis shoe market alive?

    Eight bucks, new at K-Mart. My dress shoes I got at the City Mission, virtually new for a buck.

    KFG

  16. Re:Just had to be.... on The Neuron Drive · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . .this might have been worth something if the drive was anything other than a Maxtor.

    Well what the hell else is a Maxtor good for? You wouldn't put data on it, would you?

    KFG

  17. Re:Where's the damn keyboards with LCDs in the key on New Keyboard Technology · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, right, yeah. And the next thing you're going to demand is being able to change to an APL font without changing the spastic golf ball.

    This is the real world, buddy.

    KFG

  18. Re:What would really suck on Deep Impact Comet-Smashing Video · · Score: 2, Informative

    This would be roughly equivilent to trying to hit your house with a dead elephant by giving it a push with your hands. . .from thirty miles away.

    KFG

  19. Re:Different resolutions/scans on Google Adds Satellite Imagery for the World · · Score: 1

    . . .that's the smog.

    You've never stood on the top of Mt. Marcy, have you?

    KFG

  20. Re: Backups on Best Way to Back Up Photos and Video? · · Score: 2, Informative

    . . .if you delete one item in a RAID it is SUPPOSED to be lost to the entire array.

    Deletion, however, is not the same thing as corruption.

    KFG

  21. Re:In IT on Setting the Bar for Customer Service? · · Score: 1

    Good customer service is doing what you said you'd do when you said that you would do it for what you said you would charge. . .

    And treating them as if you value them both customers and human beings.

    That sets the bar a bit higher, although not so high that it should be the exception to receive it.

    But I agree with your conclusion.

    KFG

  22. Re:Forging a new generation of litigous a**holes.. on Felony Charges For H.S. Hacking · · Score: 1

    What horrible crime had I committed? I installed Space Quest 5 on a computer to play at lunch.

    Well, that is pretty offensive. You got off lucky though. I used my trig workbook to keep a table at the lunch room from wobbling.

    I'll be out in only 20 more years.

    KFG

  23. Re:Yep, that is the slashdot folks!!! on From Alien to The Matrix · · Score: 1

    My criticism of his criticism isn't based so much on his admission that he didn't really read the book (I've not a read a book a few times myself), but rather on his admission of what he was looking for while not reading it.

    KFG

  24. Re:Yep, that is the slashdot folks!!! on From Alien to The Matrix · · Score: 1

    The irony is that this review contains so many errors and apoplexy inducing comments, in this particular Science Fiction fan's opinion, that I'm likely going to have to read a book I'm not really otherwise interested in, just to see how off base the review was or was not.

    "I knew Foundation was going to suck when I opened the book and discovered that the first chapter was labeled "l." So I didn't really read it, just skimmed it, and discoverd I was right, it didn't have pictures in it, just a bunch of words. Avoid it."

    Forgive me, but. . .WTF?

    KFG

  25. Re:They Were Lucky This Time on Rats 'Cripple' NZ Web Access · · Score: 1

    Just keep an eye on the sheep, though. . l

    Just keep your eye on Harold, that most dangerous of creatures, the clever sheep.

    KFG