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Send Email to Utah, Go to Jail

Talaria writes "The Institute for Spam and Internet Public Policy is reporting that two new laws in Utah and Michigan are going into effect next week, creating 'do not email' registries for children's email addresses. According to ISIPP, 'Email marketers who send unpermitted messages to email addresses or domains on the child protection registries in Michigan and Utah face stiff penalties including prison and fines.'" (Note that ISIPP has a vested interest in publicizing these laws, since they offer a service intended to establish that senders are in fact within the law.)

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  1. Enforcement Across the Pacific by reporter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the spammer is living in China (i.e., mainland China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong) and if this spammer sends e-mail notes to the e-mail address of an American children, how do the authorities plan to enforce this law. There is no extradition treaty between China and the USA.

    1. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then they will nuke him from orbit.
      Its the only way to be sure.

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    2. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Have you heard about "Iraq"?

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    3. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You send Mormon missionaires overseas to change the culture. Either China changes its email culture or the one-wife, one-child policy goes out the window. Either way, you will have fewer people in Utah writing crazy laws. :P

    4. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Simple answer to that,They can do absolutely nothing.Which is about all they can do for about 99.999% of the spam out their , they may get lucky and catch a few spammers in Michigan , but not even if a country has an extradition treaty with the USA they will not extradite someone for spamming

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    5. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by dbIII · · Score: 0, Troll
      You send Mormon missionaires overseas to change the culture
      They are probably already there - they go where the money is. China probably is unlikely to go easily on confidence tricksters who hide behind religeon since they have no fear of oppressing religeous groups that threaten the status quo - so send them and the scientologists too while you are at it.

      I thought I understood the USA - then I met some mormons and scientologists.

    6. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the sparsely populated third world country that doesn't have enough money for weapons but is giving the U.S. such a big headaches?

      You may want to check up on your global geography and global politics. You could wipe out three quarters of the Chinese population and they'd *still* be more Chinese than Americans.

      China's just a bit bigger, a bit more high tech, and a bit better armed than Iraq (or Vietnam).

    7. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Have you heard about "Nuclear Weapons"?

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    8. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Pusene · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard about 1.5 billion people?

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    9. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      The authorities won't enforce the law in that case. But surely some ISPs will offer email accounts which don't accept email from these countries.

    10. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There are morons and crazy people everywhere. Every religion is just made up bullshit to make people feel like they matter in the grand scheme of things. One big ego stroke.

      Spirituality I don't have a problem with. However, religion is the root of all evil.

      Just remember a kid has to be taught to be *good*, that is the purpose of societies norms & mores (religion serves this purpose too).

    11. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard about the corduroy pillow that's making headlines?

    12. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you, which means that you totally misunderstood the intention of my post...

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    13. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Forget China, what happens if the spammer is in South Dakota?

      Does Utah have any jurisdiction over what happens? I sorta doubt it, though I'm not exactly up on my communication law.

      (As a related point, does it work the same as if someone in a state that allows people to record telephone calls w/o the other party's knowledge or consent records a call to a two-party state? I don't know how that works either, but I would think it's the same.)

    14. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Morosoph · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      There are morons and crazy people everywhere.
      Gah - another fellow who can't spell Mormon!
    15. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by KillerBob · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You seem to have missed my point.... China has nukes. Iraq never had 'em, and most of the world thought Dubya was full of shit when he kept hopping up and down and saying Saddam had 'em. China, however, is known to have nukes.

      Not as many as Dubya, but enough to make a serious dent in the US's ability to make war....

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    16. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seriously, would you be worried about a nuclear weapon with "Made in China" printed on it?

    17. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Forget China, what happens if the spammer is in South Dakota?"
      In a state with drive-through booze and ammo, its going to be messy apprehending anyone.

      drive-thru clerk:
      What'll it be?

      would-be spammer:
      A carton of 357 hollow points and a fifth of Jack Daniels. Somebody thinks I spammed their kid...

    18. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Drishmung · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mods---the "nuke from orbit" is a joking reference to Aliens. See http://www.moviequotes.com/archive/titles/22.html Modded Troll? Sheesh!

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    19. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by EvilStein · · Score: 5, Funny

      " Forget China, what happens if the spammer is in South Dakota?"

      Oh, that's easy. Teey'll just shut off the ISDN line to South Dakota. Problem will be solved in 10 minutes. :)

    20. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by BAKup · · Score: 1

      The spammers might be living in China, but the people paying them to spam their products are right here in the US. Those people they should arrest, put on trial, convict, take all their profits, and then throw into a jail cell with Bubba.

      Do that enough times, and the spammers will run out of money to pay for their bandwidth. Problem solved.

    21. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by KillerBob · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not quite as worried as I am about Dubya's itchy trigger finger, but worried enough....

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    22. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, as Dr. Marc C. Dequesne once said, "Just because I think it's unjustified racial self-glorification doesn't mean it isn't true."

      As an atheist myself, I wouldn't say that religion is the root of all evil (well, certainly a substantial amount of evil can be laid at the feet of organized religion) but rather blind faith, the peculiar idea that {insert favorite religious dogma here} is more important than human life. We're seeing a lot of that nowadays.

    23. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the supposed Chinese e-mail are not from China. MSN (and AOL and a few others) are selling their dynamic IPs, bandwidth, and addresses to spammers. IOW, the spam originates in the good ol (substitute your ISPs country in here).

    24. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Funny enough I met my first Mormon missionary a couple of months ago. She had come from Taiwan to Vancouver, Canada to go door to door pushing Mormonism

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    25. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Make a law like that, though, and watch the Joe-jobs flood in. Those, and the claims by everyone else that they're just being Joe-jobbed or promoted by "unscrupulus independent affiliates".

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    26. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by cicho · · Score: 1

      FWIW, you may have misspelled "Made in Russia".

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    27. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll mod removed.

    28. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the thing I'm not atheist. To me atheisim suffers from the same problem religion does, the unexplained. For example do you believe in spirits/ghosts? I do, having seen an indian american ghost as a small child (quite frightening).

    29. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before I switched e-mail addys, I used to get a ton of pr0n spam from Taiwan.

      So I'm looking over my cowirker's machine, and he says, "I keep getting these fabulous business opportunities from Nigeria. Any way to stop that?"

      And I say, "Only with a psychic message filter, really. Our filter sill start picking that shit out in short order. I myself keep getting porn spam from Taiwan. I can't read it, I can only see the pictures."

      And he says, "Well, what's wrong with that?"

      I guess he's got a point.

    30. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by bani · · Score: 1

      It's quite simple. You follow the money trail. And discover an american citizen on american soil paid a chinese to spam for him. Then you arrest the american and put him in prison.

      Other times, it's an american citizen in china, in which case it's pretty simple to get him extradited and prosecuted.

    31. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Have you heard about "Iraq"?

      We'd never invade China - where do you think all our consumer goods come from?

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    32. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by YeEntrancemperium · · Score: 1

      Same here. Actually, I don't even know what I would be. To me, there is no proof God(s) exist or don't exist. The thing is, I would NEVER follow one, even if I found out they existed.

    33. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by BAKup · · Score: 1

      Well, that's why there would be a trial. If they can prove they didn't pay the spammers, they'll be let off, and the law can come down hard on the ones who did pay the spammers. Also, I don't feel "unscrupulus independent affiliates" is a valid defense.

      It would be at least as effictive as the current anti-spam laws being passed.

    34. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny
      You tell them!

      Zoroastrianism all the way, baby!

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    35. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they've still got the dialup that Frank Jameson's kid set up, over at the library.

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    36. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bounty hunters, organ harvesting.

      utah is currently being sued over its current "ban the internet - think of the kiddies" statute.
      michigan already lost such a case, cyberspace v engler. aclu.org under cyberliberties.
      usually, but not always, these sorts of statutes are struck down as violations of interstate commerce rights. ala v pataki. if someone tries to enforce such a statute against you, you can sue them, 42 usc 1983, and ask the fbi to put them in jail, 17 usc 241. won't happen, but you can ask.
      these sorts of bills are feelgood legislation; those passing them (in violation of their oath of office) usually understand they are unenforcable.
      (i am a lawyer, just not a very good one.)

    37. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by FLEB · · Score: 1

      (In the US) the court would (should?) have to prove that the sellers WERE paying the spammers.

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    38. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by nacturation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To me atheisim suffers from the same problem religion does, the unexplained.

      There are two versions of the meaning of atheist. One is the technical one, as the word is really a-theist meaning not theist or without theism. So if you are not a theist, you are an atheist. Similar to amoral (not moral), atypical (not typical), asexual (without sexuality), etc.

      The other is the non-technical one which some label themselves and claim "I believe there is no God". Since that involves active belief, it is faith-based (just of an opposite nature) but isn't strictly atheism.

      Since I do not hold the belief that there is one or more gods or goddesses, I am not a theist therefore I classify myself as an atheist.

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    39. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The statement that "there is no god" is "just another belief" in the way that evolution is a "just another theory".

    40. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Pingla · · Score: 1

      Read the article:

      'These new laws will affect nearly every commercial email marketer in the United States, and even those outside of the United States who maintain some physical presence in the United States.'

      The person would have to maintain physical presence. I assume this does not mean to necessarily be present, but have i.e. real estate, a server etc.

      Even if there is no extradition treaty they could try. And, since the person has a physical presence in the US they can claim such property as compensation.

    41. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (i am a lawyer, just not a very good one.)

      Got that right... know what happens when someone who passed the bar offers legal advice? They become liable if someone takes that advice and messes up their life, even if the advice was misunderstood. The lawyer's liability would be really easy to prove with that little "i am a lawyer" at the end. And if you aren't a lawyer, but claim that you are, well then that fits under the umbrella of fraud.

      Under the auspices of a lawyer/client relationship, there are generally methods set up to ensure that malpractice does not occur, and then insurance for when it slips through the cracks. And the lawyer knows the specifics of the situations and hopefully will look into the laws as the change from community to community, and tort law having as strong of a precidence as legislation. Offering legal advice for free in a public forum can actually be quite a risky move.

      Supposedly holds true in many areas even if you are no longer actually practicing.

      But then again, I am not a lawyer, haven't even gone to law school and don't intend to. So I'd say consider and research how the laws and liabilities apply to you in this situation.

    42. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you can find a quote for almost everything posted on /.

    43. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, even with extradition treaties, countries only extradite if the offense in question is a reasonably serious crime in both nations.

    44. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by THEUBERGEEK · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Tell me something, is it NORMAL for /.'ers to attack the fundamental beliefs and culture of over 10 million people? As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, aka MORMON, I take extreme offense at these false allegations and insults that are being SPEWED out here. Perhaps you should make sure that you know what you are talking about before you start bashing someone?
      Just an FYI, the LDS Church does not practice polygamy, only an offshoot organization, that is now based in Texas, does that.

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    45. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Medevo · · Score: 1

      ontop of this, this is a state law, and most extradition treaties are signed by the federal government, not regional ones. I can just see the flavoured filling spilling out of the nose of the RCMP officer that would read the fax of "EXTRADITION REQUEST FOR EMAIL SENT TO CHILD".

      Medevo

    46. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by masklinn · · Score: 1
      Tell me something, is it NORMAL for /.'ers to attack the fundamental beliefs and culture of over 10 million people?
      Of course it is, you're on /., you mormon
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    47. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Tell me something, is it NORMAL for /.'ers to attack the fundamental beliefs and culture of over 10 million people?
      Someone was having a go at the Chinese as well, so yes even if you have the numbers.
      polygamy
      Didn't mention it - just the money thing due to an incredibly lavish temple recently constucted in my city (not in the USA) which has very few Mormons and absolutely no evidence of Mormon charity work in the city.

      Nothing against beliefs, just actions. I'm being a bigot probably as a result of meeting a few people who probably would be considered criminals in Salt Lake City, but I'm not entirely sure.

      As for Scientologists, I've convinced many are criminals if only for tax dodging and never should have mentioned them in the same sentence.

      When it comes down to it most religeon is really about politics - you get individuals who are money grubbing bastards and the system they are within is supposed to stop them hurting a lot of people on their way to the top.

      From here all I get to see of your folk are effectively pushy salesmen and clowns like Darl McBride, and all I read about it is rather incredible really from Mark Twain on - not a good sample size. Maybe I've met the wrong Mormon missionaries, but at least one I've met would go anywhere for anything that could go into his own pockets and pretend it's for the good of his church.

    48. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually afaik, Mormon Missionaries don't go to Mainland China. It is against their beliefs to minister in countries they aren't allowed to.

    49. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by TFGeditor · · Score: 2, Informative

      "To me, there is no proof God(s) exist or don't exist."

      That would make you an agnostic: gnostic (Gr.) one who knows; a (not) gnostic, one who doesn't know (whether God exists). See nacturation's post above re: atheist.

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    50. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      like money it is the love of religion that is the root of all evil

      =)

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    51. Re: Enforcement Across the Pacific by gidds · · Score: 1
      Raises an interesting question, though. If the modder didn't know the quote, then chances are that some other readers don't either. And how many readers must not know the quote for the message to count as a troll?

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    52. Re: Enforcement Across the Pacific by QMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always figured that "Troll" was an attribute of the poster, not of the reader.

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    53. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by staeiou · · Score: 1

      If the spammer is living in China (i.e., mainland China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong) and if this spammer sends e-mail notes to the e-mail address of an American children, how do the authorities plan to enforce this law. There is no extradition treaty between China and the USA.

      We'd have a stronger case for declaring war than we did in Iraq...

    54. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by msh104 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      dear "ubergeek"

      as someone who has studied
      please buy and read your origional book of mormon
      you will find it to be very different from the origional.
      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0830 90025X/qid=1119876175/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl 14/002-8066150-7475236?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

      another funny thing to be noted is that the
      It early masonic temple's all have symbolism in there architecture that by the majority of people would be considered satanic. these are symbols include (but not limited too) the reversed pentagram, and the five pointed star.

      josef smith (the founder of mormonism) was a mason and well aware of the meaning of these symbols.

      yet another thing to notice is that there isn't a single cross in those mormon temples. not one!

      other doctrines include:

      People living on the sun and moon:
      "Nearly all the great discoveries of men in the last half century have, in one way or another... contributed to prove Joseph Smith to be a prophet. As far back as 1837, I know that he said the moon was inhabited by men and women the same as this earth, and that they lived to a greater age than we do, that they live generally to near the age of 1000 years. He described the men as averaging near six feet in height, and dressing quite uniformly in something near the Quaker style" (O. B. Huntington, Young Women's Journal, Vol. 3, p. 264, 1892). "Who can tell us of the inhabitants of this little planet that shines of an evening, called the moon?... So it is with regard to the inhabitants of the sun. Do you think it is inhabited? I rather think it is. Do you think there is any life there? No question of it" (B. Young, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 13, p. 271).

      Joseph Smith will be Heaven's gatekeeper:
      "No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith. From the day that the Priesthood was taken from the earth to the winding up scene of all things, every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are" (Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 7, p. 289).

      The dead can be saved:
      "We are the only people that know how to save our progenitors, how to save ourselves, and how to save our posterity in the celestial kingdom of God; that we are the people God has chosen by whom to establish his kingdom and introduce correct principles into the world; and that we are in fact the saviours of the world..." (John Taylor [Prophet], Journal of Discourses, Vol. 6, p. 163).

    55. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      You're mixing your americanism's with your canadianism's. There are no RCMP officers in the US, and we don't have states and thus no state laws.

      I'm sure you know that, just trying to clear that up for the few that read this and now believe the US has RCMP officers.

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    56. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by coolGuyZak · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Simple answer to that,They can do absolutely nothing.Which is about all they can do for about 99.999% of the spam out their , they may get lucky and catch a few spammers in Michigan

      It seems to me like a lot of windows users are completely fucked... think of how many zombie boxes will be targeted by this bill.

    57. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unexplained is just an open area to be researched. Here is a good site get you started. http://www.randi.org/ . Then if you still believe in ghosts there is a million dollars in it for you if you can show Randi a ghost or spirit.

    58. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Kinetix303 · · Score: 1

      GeckoX, no, he was quite plainly talking about the Canadian RCMP officer dripping milk from his or her nasal passages upon receiving a request to send a Canadian citizen to Utah for the crime of sending an email to a child.

      See, extradition is a process whereby one government sents a request to another government to send one of their citizens abroad for prosecution in another country.

      Glad I could help clear that up for you.

    59. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because YOU believe in weird shit doesn't give atheism a problem with belief. Most atheists in fact do not believe in ghosts, and aren't likely to take your anecdote as any sort of evidence.

    60. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      You know, If I were Michael Jackson, this would not be a funny joke.

    61. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      "absolutely no evidence of Mormon charity work in the city."

      That would be because the "Mormon" or LDS church doesn't publicize their charity work. Something about not doing it "to be seen of men". Crazy bible. Recommending you help people just to help them.

      In reality, the LDS church does an incredible amount of charity work and helps not only with large-scale relief efforts, but also does a lot of personalized relief and rehabilitation.

    62. Re: Enforcement Across the Pacific by gidds · · Score: 1
      Actually, I thought it was more closely associated with the message -- like the other moderation reasons.

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    63. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 0

      "yet another thing to notice is that there isn't a single cross in those mormon temples. not one!"

      To be fair enough the Bible never actually makes mention that a cross should be the symbol for his church. To that end we believe that Jesus lives and we look past his death and at the resurrection.
      Our not having crosses in our churches or temples has nothing to do with wheather or not we are christians, meaning christ followers; so that argument is null.
      It is funny how so many people seem to worship this execution device and place this symbol so high and designate as the only mark that christians should be known by.

      Your other statements are interesting, I will have to look into them, but the last one is probably a large misunderstanding. In sectarian belief you have to accept Jesus as your saviour in order to be save. So you are saving yourself by accepting Jesus. When you bring another unto Christ you have helped save them, therefore being saviours ourselves, through Jesus Christ. I would think that anybody could see it in that sense.

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    64. Re: Enforcement Across the Pacific by QMO · · Score: 1

      Allow me to restate, since I agree.

      I always figured that "Troll" was an attribute of the post, not of the reader.

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    65. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by gronofer · · Score: 1
      I would follow a proven god, for a while, until I found out the secret of how to become a god myself.

      However it's perfectly obvious looking at the ungodlike state of the religious that they haven't obtained any genuine insight, and most likely all current human religions are fraudulent, or at least nothing better than wishful thinking.

    66. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Draco · · Score: 1

      I'd say it was fairly normal for this community to take a poke or two at people who blindly follow false profits like ole' Joe Smith.

      I mean, I'm personally inclined to believe that most if not all profits are false, but none can be proven false as Joseph Smith. If you actually look into the history of the church, you'll notice that Joseph Smith couldn't even keep his own story straight. Was it God and his Son that visited him, or an angel, or multiple angels? He's told the story several ways. I'm voting none of the above.

      FYI, before you get all offended over something you read on slashdot, consider this quote: "He who takes offense when none is intended is a fool. He who takes offense when it is intended is usually also a fool." -- Brigham Young

    67. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by THEUBERGEEK · · Score: 1

      So your ASSumption is, that I, a CONVERT to the LDS Church, am too stupid and ignorant, and otherwise brain dead to have researcched anything before joining?
      And that YOU a non-member know more about LDS beliefs than the members do?
      Thank your for the lesson, I will immediately abandon my belief system and go become a moralless pervert and start showing the same hatred of myself and others that you have so kindly expressed in this forum.

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    68. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by dbIII · · Score: 1
      church doesn't publicize their charity work
      Neither do many of the others, including the Hare Krisna's, but while you see the Hare Krisna's feeding the homeless the Mormons manage to keep their charity work here either completely invisible or non-existant despite many homeless living in the small inner-city suburb which contains their lavish new temple.

      I don't really know much about it, but I stand by my earlier silly comment that those forceful missionaries I met would go anywhere for the money and were very offensive - it's probably more an America exporting idiots as well as others thing than a Mormon thing.

    69. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You must be new here. Folks here are more content to go after the beliefs of a few billion people (e.g., Catholics, communists, and Apple geeks). Mormons don't hit the radar that often.

      The only reason I took a rip on Mormons in my original post is that my mom side of the family includes a Mormon great-whatever-uncle with 12 wives in Utah and Christian missionaries to Africa in the early 1900s. So when I heard about a crazy law from Utah, I couldn't help myself. China, missionaries and cultural differences makes for a funny tea. :)

    70. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by Medevo · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      My other point was that that the State of Utah has no extradition treaty with the (federal) Government Canada or any Canadian Provinces.

      Also, as a long parented post mentioned, extradition is typically reserved for serious crimes (typically Felony's, or the Canadian rough mirror the Indictable Offence).

      There have been cases where Canadian's have not been extradited in cases like Animal Cruelty, which is typically a Canadian Summary Offence (USA Misdemeanour). This is because the Federal/State Laws of the region making the extradition request contain both Felony and Misdemeanour sections and the Felony charge is entered, and the Misdemeanour is reserved for plea-bargaining.

      This is because most extradition treaties roughly dictate that someone can only receive punishment for the crime equal to what they would receive if they had committed the crime locally (such as that all murder suspected extradited from Canada cannot be punished by the death penalty). This also leads to that if a crime exists in only one country, it is not generally considered to be something that someone can be extradited for.

      From the above its reasonable to assume that because there is NO Canadian law against this activity, that it is unlikely the extradition treaty would cover this law.

      A quick search yields
      http://www.oas.org/juridico/MLA/en/can/en_can-ext- gen-g8iag.html/

      Under the EXTRADITION heading a few pages in and the subheading "Dual Criminality"
      "Dual criminality is required...The dual criminality requirement is deemed fulfilled if the conduct underlying the offence for which extradition is sought is a criminal offence under Canadian law, regardless of whether the offence is categorized in the same manner or denominated by the same terminology and the offence is punishable by a maximum term of imprisonment exceeding the minimum prescribed by the Extradition Act or by the relevant agreement.".

      In short, unless I break a Canadian Law (such as send hate material) in the email that I sent to the child in Utah I am immune to this law. I would suspect this would be similar to virtually everybody else outside of the USA as "Dual criminality" requirements are often considered fundamental parts of international extradition treaties. As for within the USA, most states have extradition treaties with other states for offences punishable on the state level, but I am unfamiliar with agreements.

      Medevo

      PS. If someone did manage to break Canadian Law in a e-mail sent to a Utah Child that was blacklisted, it would be interesting to see the response at least, as likely both governments would like to punish the offender.

    71. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by jhylkema · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wish I had mod points. I'd have modded you Insightful.

    72. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by welsh+git · · Score: 1

      > If the spammer is living in China (i.e., mainland China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong
      > and if this spammer sends e-mail notes to the e-mail address of an American children,
      > how do the authorities plan to enforce this law. There is no extradition treaty
      > between China and the USA.

      Not relevant.

      Unless it was done *in* Utah or Michigan, the law hasn't been broken.. Just like you aren't breaking the law if you do certain things that in China would be unlawful.

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    73. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by msh104 · · Score: 1

      > So your ASSumption is, that I, a CONVERT to the
      > LDS Church, am too stupid and ignorant, and
      > otherwise brain dead to have researcched
      > anything before joining?
      well, I know some people who joined the mormon church, I never will nor did claim you where stupid. I do find it tragic to see that many of the mormons spoke with had absolutely no knowledge about the church other then "then felt good" being there.

      I myself was raised christian, not LSD... perhaps I am closed minded, blinded by my origional belief system. perhaps not, I did read many additions to the bible. including the origional book of mormon.

      > And that YOU a non-member know more about LDS
      > beliefs than the members do?
      I had many talks with someone who served in a mormon temple for over 17 years. I won't go and claim I know more then you about it, just a general amount.

      I trust you too have put a lot of research in it. and if you believe it to be the highest truth, then you would be a fool not to follow it.

      I just had my questions when reading it. I especially have concerns about joseph smith his background. but perhaps it's just me being paranoia.

      I also wouldn't ask you to become a moralless pervert. but in my oppinion, not all non mormons are moralless perverts.

      I try not to share in hatred.
      but I don't go with everyone's opinion either.

      I quit being a christian. many people are happy with it, but It couldn't satisfy me. I guess I am not really the believer type. In my oppinion my work is first and foremost to this world, try to make it a better place by changing in to the direction I believe to be the right one. I believe the everything beinig realitive. everything is the way it is observed. the believe of monotheistic religions that there is only one truth, one good, one evil doesn't work for me.

      I am sure god is a nice guy, and I don't try to offend people believing in him. I just don't follow one. what makes one religion more true then another? all of them have equal possibility of being right, and an equal possibility of being wrong, and if history is to be any guide, people are more often wrong then they are right.

      but the truth will reveal itself it time. ;)
      whatever that may be.

    74. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by THEUBERGEEK · · Score: 1

      " I especially have concerns about joseph smith his background."...?
      More questions that can be raised by the bastard son of a hewbrew girl being reaised by a poverty stricken carpenter? Or several fishermen, tax collectors and other ne'erdowells?
      Or a drunken, wife beating, pedophilic, Arab trader?
      Just to remind you, the definition of CHRISTIAN is one that follow the teachings of Jesus Christ, therefore LDS (not lsd) are Christian.

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    75. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, It's part of a quote from a Larry Niven Book, "FootFall"
      "Nuke them from orbit until they glow in the dark, and then shoot them in the dark!"

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    76. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by dbIII · · Score: 1
      by the majority of people would be considered satanic.
      Satanism is just a Christian heresy that backs the loser, so of course it has derived images. Mormanism also appears to have some bits taken from Christianity as well as other bits and pieces.
    77. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by msh104 · · Score: 1

      > More questions that can be raised by the
      > bastard son of a hewbrew girl being reaised by
      > a poverty stricken carpenter? Or several
      > fishermen, tax collectors and other
      > ne'erdowells?
      > Or a drunken, wife beating, pedophilic, Arab
      > trader?

      fair point ;)

      I'll burry the battle axe for now.
      perhaps I'll take a closer look at mormonism someday. don't suspect I'll ever become a member, but I always was fascinated by other religions.

      good to yah :)

    78. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by msh104 · · Score: 1

      but I can't remember any church with a reversed pentagram on it's building.
      http://www.concernedchristians.org/newsletter/imag es/Cross_2002-08_web_1_0001.jpg

      or trapazoids with five pointed stars overarching the door.
      http://www.cryfromthedust.net/saltlaketemplestar.j pg

    79. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by dbIII · · Score: 1
      but I can't remember any church with a reversed pentagram on it's building.
      Relax, read some history or Mark Twain's take on the subject when he passed through Utah in the Brigham Young days - it's not as if it's real and they can summon some critters out of anyone's nightmare using some form of ancient wisdom. Just consider look at it as more mature and less harmful version of Scientology that has had time to do more good than harm.

      I find it odd that an incredibly radical Christian heresy that had it's beginnings in sexual behavior way beyond what would be accepted even now can be so conservative. Wanting to impose your views on others is just the way of the world, and is not the fault of the Mormons.

    80. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      a nuclear weapon with "Made in China" printed on it?
      ... so now I should be able to pick one up at the local Wal-Mart? Great! Quick - someone pass me a shoe in a bag so I can start podium-thumping and make my list of demands.
    81. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Depending on which side of the fence you're sitting on - one mans' atheist is another mans' antichrist. Sort of like spam - the spammers feel they're sending me "important stuff" and I want to send them an alien anal probe in return.

      So how about antitheist (as rejecting all belief in religion/spiritualism/supernatural/etc).

    82. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I would follow a proven god, for a while, until I found out the secret of how to become a god myself.
      HELLO FRIEND

      I am writing you in confidence because I would like to share the secret of how to be a proven God. This secret is worth $20 MILLION DOLLARS per year to each person who becomes God, but if you will just send me a check for $50,000 (to cover the taxes) I will be happy to share it with you.

      As proof of good faith on my part, please send me your bank account number, branch, and access code, and other information, and I will DEPOSIT $10,000.00 IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

      Do not ignore this letter. The last person who broke the chain ended up having $10,000 withdrawn from his account instead of deposited. He also got back his ex-wife, and his mother-in-law arose from the dead and insisted on moving in with them. His television now only gets reality tv shows, and his radio only plays Britney Speares. His Mac was stolen and replaced by a Windows Millenium PC. His toilet backs up on a regular basis, as does his own personal plumbing. He is truly one of the cursed. So have faith, my friend, and start counting your riches as your own God.

      email: god9281@hotmail.com
    83. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      " I especially have concerns about joseph smith his background."...?
      More questions that can be raised by the bastard son of a hewbrew girl being reaised by a poverty stricken carpenter? Or several fishermen, tax collectors and other ne'erdowells?
      Or a drunken, wife beating, pedophilic, Arab trader?
      ... a pox on all your houses (of god/fraud/self-agrandisement).
    84. Re:Enforcement Across the Pacific by gronofer · · Score: 1

      God only makes 20 million per year? Well, I won't bother then, I can make five times that by posting on slashdot.

  2. How do *I* get on the list? by drsmack1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like a good way to avoid being SPAMMED...

    1. Re:How do *I* get on the list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesn't make sense. Why not extend the bill to a giant no-unwated mail list? Why just for children?

    2. Re:How do *I* get on the list? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not extend the bill to a giant no-unwated mail list? Why just for children?

      Why not revise the bill to a tiny "wants spam" list? Would make it easier to maintain. :-)

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  3. I dont live in utah by imstanny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    their laws no longer apply to me. ... with time, i won't have to dodge bullets either. But seriously, what their email gets automatically subscribed, as most emails do. Or if you're in a different country or state? I don't know the law in that respect, but it brings up the point of how can Utah law have jurisdiction on the internet.

    1. Re:I dont live in utah by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      I don't know the law in that respect, but it brings up the point of how can Utah law have jurisdiction on the internet.

      I don't understand it either. It sounds very unconstitutional to me. They have a right to regulate the behavior of businesses to a degree within their own state, they could pass a law saying no Utah or no Michigan company will solicit these materials via email to minors on a list, but I do not understanding how they can apply their law to companies based in other states, much less other countries. Utah & Michigan do not have the authority to regulate interstate commerce. Of course, it will cost thousands upon thousands of dollars to the first person to get charged to challenge it.

      Stupid legislators, good for lawyers, bad for you...

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    2. Re:I dont live in utah by Seumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I want to know is what is so criminal about marketing to children over the internet? We market to them in magazines, on television, in school, on the radio - even in their text books. They can't go a minute without being marketed to in some way. So why should spam be any different?

      And what's next? Arresting some old man in line at the grocery store for making funny faces at the lady's kid in the shopping car - trying to make the kid laugh or something?

      Why don't we just lock children away until they're adults. That way we won't have to worry about them and they will grow up to be perfect, healthy, safe and sane and we won't have to baby-proof everything.

    3. Re:I dont live in utah by H310iSe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm wondering about subscription list too, I run a double confirmation opt-in email list with some sexually explicit material, if some kid in utah comes to a website I admin, signs up and confirms, do the mormons come to san francisco and arrest me?

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      closed minded is as closed minded does
    4. Re:I dont live in utah by jrl87 · · Score: 1

      but we typically don't market p0rn or viagra to them (although there are viagra and cialis commercials, but they don't ever come straight out and say what it is like the spam).

      Our society is still very Puritan though. Look at Europe, there are images displayed all over that would certainly be labeled as or near porn here. You don't see the problems, that everyone here expects if the children were exposed.

    5. Re:I dont live in utah by FLEB · · Score: 1

      IANAL, IIRC, and other acronyms starting with "I", but...

      I believe, after hearing about the recent wine-sales case in Michigan, that it's considered non-obstructing if the law is applied equally to both in-state and out-of-state businesses.

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      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    6. Re:I dont live in utah by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      So long as you're still within the US, I've got four words for you: "full faith and credit." If that phrase can be used to legally compel sympathizers to return fugitive slaves, it can be used to jail spammers.

    7. Re:I dont live in utah by Seumas · · Score: 1

      If someone is so scared that their child might be warped by an add for penis extensions (like there isn't FAR worse on daily television or FOX news), they can just allow their children white-list-only email communication. Problem solved.

      It's your choice to let your get out on the internet alone, just like it would be your choice (not the businessman's) if you let your child wander down Times Square passing the nudie theaters and fake rolex vendors.

    8. Re:I dont live in utah by Emmettfish · · Score: 1
      ...if you let your child wander down Times Square passing the nudie theaters and fake rolex vendors.

      How long has it been since you've been to Manhattan? Disney runs that whole area now. The pimps are gone.

    9. Re:I dont live in utah by dlefavor · · Score: 1
      Utah & Michigan do not have the authority to regulate interstate commerce.

      They are not regulating interstate commerce. They are regulating activities that occur within the state. Are you suggesting that if, say, Phillips Petroleum's North Salt Lake refinery spits out too much pollution that they are protected from prosecution under state environmental statutes because they are headquartered elsewhere?

      If so, you are in error.

      Are you suggesting that Utah jurisdiction does not reach outside the state for crimes committed in Utah?

      If so, you are in error.

      Before you start tossing about words like "unconstitutional", you'll be needing some more education. While the presence of an accused in a location other than the state in which he committed a crime complicates the process of getting him prosecuted by that state, the state does not violate the Constitution by charging him with that crime.

    10. Re:I dont live in utah by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'd rather send my child down a street past nudie theaters, strip clubs and fake rolex vendors than the disney store or MTV studios.

    11. Re:I dont live in utah by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      AD! It's AD! This must be the fifth time this week I see someone use "add" when they mean "ad". Am I missing something here? (cue the "yeah, a life if you're looking at /. enough to see add instead of ad five times a week")

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    12. Re:I dont live in utah by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I think you have ADD.

    13. Re:I dont live in utah by ReddyRd5 · · Score: 1

      you know - Disney would try to make money off of them while the theaters, clubs & vendors would watch them & make sure they got to where they should be (unless they are into child porn)

      --
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    14. Re:I dont live in utah by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Why don't we just lock children away until they're adults. That way we won't have to worry about them and they will grow up to be perfect, healthy, safe and sane and we won't have to baby-proof everything.

      We do; it's called school and the media. Problem is, they're all quite unreliable...

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    15. Re:I dont live in utah by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Am I missing something here?

      Did you miss all the "it's" instead of "its", the "loose" instead of "lose"....

    16. Re:I dont live in utah by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Not the whole area...that single 25 cent peep show is still there (one last hold-out) at last check (though it's been a year or so since I was there last, now), and there are still Folex vendors running around the place, given the one that tried ot sell to me and the rest of the people on the bus when we got off. You're right about one thing, though, no pimps!

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    17. Re:I dont live in utah by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually Michigan has passed the same law. Why is only Utah in title of the the post and refered to in most comments?

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    18. Re:I dont live in utah by Luthair · · Score: 1

      I think the percieved problem is that the person sending the email a) may not be in Utah b) doesn't know they're sending to Utah c) has no idea about Utah's laws

    19. Re:I dont live in utah by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Look at Europe, there are images displayed all over that would certainly be labeled as or near porn here. You don't see the problems, that everyone here expects if the children were exposed.

      What?!? As far as this American can tell, just about everything one might expect to result from modern European culture has resulted...

    20. Re:I dont live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if we're in spell-checking mode, I'd like to point out that there's no such word as 'rediculous', although it appears here so often I'm convinced that someone is trying to get it in the dictionary - for a $5 bet, no doubt...

    21. Re:I dont live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      peace, gradual unification, steady expansion of democratic rights. I can see how an American would be offended.

    22. Re:I dont live in utah by dexomn · · Score: 1

      Boy did I feel like a jackass when we went to Salt Lake City and nobody could tell me where that statue of Darl McBride was.

    23. Re:I dont live in utah by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      Peace

      Where exactly did most of the fighting in the world wars take place? What continent did the major players in the war come from?

      gradual unification

      Is that how you refer to the failure of the EU Constitution when you're trying to talk up Europe?

      "Gradually" you're figuring out how not to be such ethnocentric assholes. Nevermind that America is a complete melting pot of hundreds of cultures and you can't even accept your own fucking neighbors' culture that you've had next door for a couple thousand years.

      Democratic rights

      You have democratic rights by following our example for the past 200 years and thanks to the fact that we've contributed to the downfall of monarchies or their conversion to constitutional monarchies, and the totalitarian regimes we've destroyed there.

      The hypocrisy of Europe when it comes to peace, multi-culturalism, and human rights makes me sick. You were all fighting terrible wars over land, money, and power not more than 60 fucking years ago. Your record of human rights abuses, warmongering, and hate for your neighbors stretches back for thousands of years. Now you have less than a century of semi-calm and we have the kettle calling the pot black. Get off your high horse and look at your fucking history you fucking hypocrites.

      The nations of Europe have proven themselves to be the worst fairweather friends America has ever had.

    24. Re:I dont live in utah by pfleming · · Score: 1
      " Actually Michigan has passed the same law. Why is only Utah in title of the the post and refered to in most comments?"
      Whatever happened to parents taking responsibility for their kids? Let's stop bashing the stupid laws and start bashing the stupid parents. I mean, we're pushing the responsibility to "check ID" off onto businesses who never see the face of their customers?
      And from what I read this is mostly the crap spam that gets snarfed up by Spamassassin anyway (well except for the part about "any web page that links to the offensive ads/products")
  4. Am I the only one.. by End11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. that doesn't beleive that heavy-handed government intervention is the solution to every problem? Especially when the solution involves censoring (for whatever reason) email communications?

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    Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
    1. Re:Am I the only one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ... that doesn't beleive that heavy-handed government intervention is the solution to every problem?

      I can see where you're coming from, but I don't think it's really desirable for private citizens themselves to handcuff spammers, drag them forcibly away, lock them up and have them 'accidentally fall down the stairs' until they're reduced to a bloody pulp. That being the case, I think government intervention is essential in this particular case. If not heavy handed then perhaps heavy bludgeoned.

    2. Re:Am I the only one.. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      No, you're not the only one. In fact, I agree with both of your points. However, I don't see how enforcement of a do-not-email list is censorship any more than enforcement of a "No Trespassing" sign.

    3. Re:Am I the only one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      The spammers agree with you 100%.

    4. Re:Am I the only one.. by BitterOak · · Score: 1
      No. There are two of us, it seems.

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    5. Re:Am I the only one.. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      ...but I don't think it's really desirable for private citizens themselves to handcuff spammers, drag them forcibly away, lock them up and have them 'accidentally fall down the stairs' until they're reduced to a bloody pulp

      Okay, I give up. Why not?

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    6. Re:Am I the only one.. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Don't worry -- there's at least two of us. Unfortunately, this is a "me too" post :(

    7. Re:Am I the only one.. by End11 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I was a bit too hasty to use the C word for this particular case, but I don't think that a government created child-do-not-email list is the equivalent of a no trespassing sign. There's all kinds of ways that broad language and for-the-children hysteria can end up causing more damage than good.
      I think the only way spam can be effectively fought is through technological and economic means. Spam filters, and growing technological savvy will do more to fight spam than a few well intentioned laws.
      In the end there'll probably always be somebody stupid enough to send money to nigerian kings to 3nl4rge their pen15 or whatever, and there will always be somebody willing to send them emails, and no government action will stop it. On the other hand, there will probably be some silly laws that cause some pretty bad injustice.

      I just wish the spammers had a "not an idiot" list, so they could stop wasting their resources sending the stuff to me.

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      Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
    8. Re:Am I the only one.. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      .. that doesn't beleive that heavy-handed government intervention is the solution to every problem?

      No, there are a great many people who are paranoid that any attempts at public oversight or regulation are the acts of big, evil guv'ment, and would rather bitch about it than do something constructive (like asking the legislators to do something about spam in general, rather than this well intentioned but boneheaded idea).

    9. Re:Am I the only one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, the icann and friends should quit being a joke and start enforcing ip space regulations. I bet a lot more companies would be willing to drop their spammers if their ip space was on th line.

      Here is a little trivia: The internet already has it own self regulating bodies .... they just aren't being as effective as they could.

    10. Re:Am I the only one.. by vhogemann · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree with you.

      It would be a lot better to teach people what spam is, and why you shouldn't buy anything from a spammer.

      There is only one reason for the existance of spammers, it does work. The minute people stop buying from them, it will stop.

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  5. Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why are there only 12 stripes in it? The flag has 13. Slashdot needs to fix this.

    It's very disrespectful to the flag and the people who died for it.

    1. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      It isn't an American flag. It is a flag from an alternate reality.

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    2. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why are there only 12 stripes in it? The flag has 13. Slashdot needs to fix this. It's very disrespectful to the flag and the people who died for it.

      Nah, it's just a tribute to the wealth of accurate information available on Slashdot.

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    3. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by antiaktiv · · Score: 1

      most people who died fighting for it fought for a flag that looked different anyway.
      sure, it had a different amount of stars, but still.

    4. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not a troll, it's the truth.

    5. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by oskard · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Who said its an American flag? It is actually the native flag of Pete-opia, a sovereign nation land locked within the United States.

      The name of the image, topicus, is often misread as Topic U.S, When in fact, it is the Latin word for Utopian, which is of course a root of Pete-opia.

      Next time you should be more respectful to the Latin language. Many people died so that students would learn it in school for centuries to come.

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    6. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It's very disrespectful to the flag and the people who died for it.

      No one has died for a flag, you moron. They died for a country.

    7. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, itd be a shame to offend the flag. I hear he gets really violent after a few drinks.

      - Scott

    8. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by alphorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's very disrespectful to the flag and the people who died for it.

      <ot>
      Lots of people died for the Nazi flag, too, so should it be held in respect as well? I say we should stand up for values, not for countries and their symbols.
      </ot>

      "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." --Oscar Wilde

    9. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > It's very disrespectful to the flag and the people who died for it.

      In all honesty, fuck people who died for a flag, whichever version it might be (you do realise there isn't just one that people have died for).

      My respect goes to people who died for the freedoms of people.

    10. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well said.

    11. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by mozingod · · Score: 0

      Hey ass, the American flag, in its purist and original form, stand for the freedoms of its people. So the people that died for that flag died for freedom.

      That comment just pisses me off to no end.

    12. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Slashdot...you get all kinds of low-life scum around here. Including people who like to pee on a flag that we venerate. I'd like to see some of these people say what they're saying here in a crowded biker bar in the US. They would be carried out on a stretcher...if they were lucky enough to live.

    13. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by herc_mk2 · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see some of these people say what they're saying here in a crowded biker bar in the US.

      Amusingly, this post was by an AC...

    14. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Lots of people died for the Nazi flag, too,

      Godwin'd Already...
      Nicely done.

    15. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's very disrespectful to the flag and the people who died for it.

      Man, were they dumb. You can get flags in K-Mart for $5 or so.

      (With apologies to the late great Bill Hicks)

    16. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by red990033 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you look at that pic in like 16x or so, you can see two red spots, aligned with the waves, where the first (top down) red stripe should be. The blue square containing the stars looks more rectangluar than it should be as well. This leads me to the conclusion that it wasn't left out, intentionally, or by mistake, but rather is the result of poor rendering.

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    17. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including people who like to pee on a flag that we venerate.

      You'd have to be a pea wit to venerate a flag.

    18. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent is right.

      Let us cantonize Hitler, and introduce Lebensraum into the middle east to stabilize the region!

      After all, think of all the people who died for that flag.

    19. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I so wish I had mod points right now. :D

    20. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some cases, our soldiers did kill people for no reason. What about the various wedding parties that got bombed ? What about the car with the Italian journalist and secret agent that was shot up ?

      What about all the people in Guantanamo who got sold to the Americans and tossed in ? There are several fairly well documented cases, which the Pentagon eventually essentially conceeded, that they had paid $40,000 for prisoner who was delivered to them by local hoodlums as an Al qeada operative, when in fact the guy had been kidnapped off the streets of Karachi.

      What about Abu Grahaib ?

      Basically, our soldiers have pretty much behaved as you would expect a bunch of poorly trained, poorly paid TSA baggage inspector quality people to behave if they were given guns and tossed out into the War on Terrorism. 90 percent do the decent thing ineptly, 10 percent are drooling retards who destroy the small advances of the others, and a scattering of true criminal psycopaths sets us back even further.

      Unless we get out of non-essential fronts of the war (such as Iraq) and focus only our best troops (special forces and top marines) on actually catching Osama, we will remain in stalemate that costs us billions a month to maintain. In the long term, we have to double or triple the pay of new recruits and the lowest levels of grunts, so that we attract quality people instead of those who couldn't get into college.

    21. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by FLEB · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Are you certain? Some people may have died for a flag. Not to say they weren't (IMO) misguided.

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    22. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot.
      Professionalism.

      ...

      Please excuse me while I pull myself back into my chair, regain my breath, and wipe the tears of laughter off my face.

    23. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'd like to see some of these people say what they're saying here
      > in a crowded biker bar in the US. They would be carried out on a
      > stretcher...if they were lucky enough to live.

      Ahhh the blissful ignorance of someone who thinks the opinions inside a crowded biker bar in the US are the ultimate arbiter of truth.

      Poor little ignoramus. I piss on your flag and wipe my arse on it.

    24. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Night+Goat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why are there only 12 stripes in it? The flag has 13. Slashdot needs to fix this.
      That's because Slashdot doesn't recognize New Jersey.

    25. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Guppy06 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Conspiratorialist trolls have already pointed out that the missing top stripe represents the "First State," Delaware. Its absence represents the anti-corporatist feelings of Slashdot, and Delaware tends to be a tax haven for big businesses to incorporate in.

    26. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by rthille · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the American flag, in its purist and original form, stand for the freedoms of its people

      But only an idiot throws out the freedoms in favor of the symbol. The recent actions by the US House of Representatives makes me think they (and you) just don't get it. I'd much rather live in a country where it's legal (if not acceptable) to wipe your ass with the flag _then_ burn it than in a country where it's not.
      Years ago I wrote to my senator asking that she oppose a flag burning amendment. She wrote back that she couldn't because the flag was too important as a symbol for our country. WTF? The _actual_ freedoms are much more important to me than any _symbol_ of them.

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    27. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nobody ever won a war by dying for their country. They won it by making the other poor bastard die for his country"

      General George S Patton

    28. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Damn straight.

      Go back to where you come from, New Jersians!

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    29. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have never counted the strips on the slashdot flag, but it here is a discrepency it is because the icon is not the flag, it is a representation of the flag. it would be disrespectful and possibly illegal to have the miappropriate a picture of the real flag..

      The problem with the psuedo patriots is that they don't actually know what the rules are. They make things up to meet thier own ends. They put the flag on thier ass, and then run it through the washing machine. They put on their car, and leave it up in the rain. They have the flag on the towel they cum all over after maturbation. The dumb bastard wear the flag and then throw it on the ground. The flag burners have nothing on the flag abusers.

      For those of you who do not know what the rules are, I provide this link how to respect the flag. Please read them and,for gods sake, next time you accuse someone of disrespect, consider the number of time you left a skid mark of period accident on the flag.

    30. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Don't you just love the fact that they all "rally round the flag"when most if not all have "made in china"stamped on them? Gotta love the irony.Of course you'd have to understand irony to enjoy it,Which the bible thumping flag wavers obviously don't. And give the man props for remembering The Great Bill.If you haven't seen or heard his work you are missing out on a true genius.We miss you Bill! Wouldn't tick off the religious nuts AND be funny if instead of Jesus(tm) Bill came back instead?

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    31. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Let us cantonize Hitler

      Divide him into administrative subdivisions of a country?

    32. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by dajak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No one has died for a flag, you moron.

      Some people did. I am sure there are many more in history, but I have not been able to google up any sites listing heroes that were killed fighting over a flag. I noted that www.peoplewhodiedfortheflag.com is still free.

    33. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What about the various wedding parties that got bombed ?
      Feel free to cite a credible source (read: not Al Jazeera, Indymedia, or DailyKos).
      What about the car with the Italian journalist and secret agent that was shot up ?
      They went barreling through a checkpoint
      90 percent do the decent thing ineptly, 10 percent are drooling retards who destroy the small advances of the others, and a scattering of true criminal psycopaths sets us back even further.
      Making up numbers, are we?
      Unless we get out of non-essential fronts of the war (such as Iraq) and focus only our best troops (special forces and top marines) on actually catching Osama, we will remain in stalemate that costs us billions a month to maintain.
      A military strategist, are we?
      In the long term, we have to double or triple the pay of new recruits and the lowest levels of grunts, so that we attract quality people instead of those who couldn't get into college.
      Your crude stereotypes and conspiracy theories are laughable.
    34. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by chialea · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      From reading the flag code, you're not supposed to reproduce the flag on anything but, well, the flag. For example, on armed forces uniforms, it's backwards. On /., it has different stripes. Same difference -- it's actually following the code of respectfulness for the flag.

      Granted, I don't know if this was their intention or not, but I wouldn't carp about it.

      Lea

    35. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by DroopyStonx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Who gives a shit?

      Seriously... jesus christ.

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    36. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Kahless2k · · Score: 1

      At the risk of moving even further off-topic... Are you honostly telling me that you actually bothered to count them?

      Besides.. People died for a country and not a flag. Only a sheep-of-a-man would die for a piece of fabric.

    37. Re:Slashdot's American Flag Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (read: not Al Jazeera, Indymedia, or DailyKos).

      I would agree to those rules if you add fox news and the relgious kooks to the lunatic fring list.

  6. lol by speel3k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    man thats just sad

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  7. Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After a while, when those on the "nospam" list turn into unprotected adults, those addresses become a spammer's dream of verified recipients. Especially to those pitching to the "young adult" market segment, which is probably the most popular for spammers after "midlife crisis men". I guess I know what to give my Utah cousins for their 18th birthdays: A new address.

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    1. Re:Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by dzarn · · Score: 1

      I guess I know what to give my Utah cousins for their 18th birthdays:

      2 wives?

    2. Re:Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if I really disliked them ;). Talk about inundating unsolicited commercial messages...

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    3. Re:Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by rhendershot · · Score: 1
      from TFT (http://www.isipp.com/utah-email-child-protection- registry-law.php):
      While every attempt will be made to secure the Child Protection Registry, registrants and their guardians should be aware that their contact points may be at a greater risk of being misappropriated by marketers who choose to disobey the law.
      The law states that funding for this is zero. I'm pretty certain that setting up a database incurs at least some cost. So if it's to be managed in such an off-hand way, theft of some of the data is a near certainty.

      What sane parent would allow h/er children's email, IM and phone numbers (all included according to the text of the law) to be registered to such a system ?!?!
    4. Re:Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      And what sane Utah politician, running against the incumbents who passed this law, would keep quiet about it? How about Rob Bishop, Chris Cannon and Jim Matheson losing their seats in the House next year? Hatch and Bennett are secure in the Senate until their 2008 and 2010 expirations, respectively. But the actual culprits who passed this law are in the crosshairs. And all their email addresses, and their challengers, are available for P2P politics.

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    5. Re:Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Umm... you may want to look up the difference between the Utah legislature and the Utah representatives to the US Congress.

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    6. Re:Dear Santa, Re: Your Message by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Er, you might want to consider the influence of those statewide pork deliverers over those state legislators. Or maybe just use my suggestion to go directly to the legislators - I linked to their jump page to make it easy for you. Really, do I have to go out there, perform some Radio Shack miracles in the desert, and run for office myself? I've got magic underpants!

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  8. oy.... by cryptoz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This sounds freakishly like the old Do Not Call list. As in, it's a really stupid idea. Why don't we create a list of all the e-mails of people who won't want to be e-mailed? 'Cause, you know, that's smart...no one will ever think of stealing the list and e-mailing all of the people...which would be a great irony, now that I think about it.

    I remember how easy it was to get the DNC list from donotcall.gov for five different area codes, for free (if you lied a couple times about your tax information or something like that).

    What's going to be in place for this to be stopped in this case?

    1. Re:oy.... by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to get about 5 telemarketer calls a day. I put myself on the Do Not Call list and now I get none. I did get one a few months ago. I don't know if they simply didn't obey the do not call list, or if they got access to the list. I complained and was assured they would be dealt with. Yeah, the Do Not Call list was a really stupid idea.

    2. Re:oy.... by Nasarius · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This sounds freakishly like the old Do Not Call list. As in, it's a really stupid idea.

      What are you talking about? The national Do Not Call list works. The whole point is that it's publicly available. What's the problem with that? It's now easy to prosecute violators.

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    3. Re:oy.... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember how easy it was to get the DNC list from donotcall.gov for five different area codes, for free (if you lied a couple times about your tax information or something like that).

      I got a copy of all the area codes for free without lying at all. I am a seller of products who calls only consumers with whom I have an established business relationship or from whom I have obtained the express written agreement to call. So I'm an "exempt organization", and therefore I can access the entire do-not-call list for free, and I have done so.

    4. Re:oy.... by cryptoz · · Score: 1

      Say what? I didn't think you could do that...I thought it was thousands of dollars to get the entire country! In fact, I'm sure that the fees were something like $10,000 if you wanted area codes for all the States. You could only get up to five for free, no matter what your organization was. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you're not quite with it.

    5. Re:oy.... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, I have the database. I downloaded it. That's a fact. In order to get permission to download the whole database, I had to claim that I was an exempt organization. According to the website, "Exempt Organizations include charities or non-profit organizations, organizations engaged in political solicitations or surveys, or Sellers or Telemarketers that call ONLY consumers with whom they have an established business relationship or from whom they have obtained the express written agreement to call." Also according to that website, exempt organizations are not required to pay for access to the database.

      I applied as an exempt organization (I'm a Seller who only calls consumers with whom I have an established business relationship), was approved, and downloaded the full national list.

    6. Re:oy.... by Rakishi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're a moron, can't find a nicer way to say it. As someone else said the Do Not Call List works, and comparing it to an email list only helps prove that you have no idea what you're talking about. E-mail is mostly untraceable, free and can come from anywhere. Phones are traceable (mostly), cost money and in reality can't come from anywhere due to their cost (phone spamming from China would be amusing). There are also difference of volume and time. Can people get around these things? Yes. Is it through legal means? Probably not. Do they bother? It seems not.

    7. Re:oy.... by cryptoz · · Score: 1

      "E-mail is mostly untraceable"

      I believe it is you who is the moron.

    8. Re:oy.... by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      In response to the comment:
      "E-mail is mostly untraceable"
      you said:
      I believe it is you who is the moron.

      Clearly you know something I don't. I am hoping you will enlighten the rest of us about how to identify the people who send email from public-access terminals, zombie PCs, and from domains such as .cn, .kr, .ru, etc.

      Actually, after you have explained to us here on slashdot, please inform the attorneys general of the states with anti-spam laws.

      Thank you so much for your help in solving this problem!

    9. Re:oy.... by cryptoz · · Score: 1

      I said nothing about all e-mail being untraceable. I said that most e-mail is traceable. That is, it's ease to trace the absolute vast majority of e-mails that are out there. Sure, there are those which can't easily be traced, but they're certainly the majority.

    10. Re:oy.... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      I thought the context would be enough to clarify what I was talking about but I guess some people need things spelled out. I was first of all we are talking about spam (telephone and email), where the vast majority of the former was/is easily traceable compared to the later. I'd like to note that by traceable I meant to a person, which also doesn't include "some guy in China/Romania" (needless to say the country of origin of the perpetrators is quite important when talking about these matters). In addition, it is potentially much easier to make email untraceable than phone calls (ie: the costs don't drive spammers out of business).

    11. Re:oy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not spam email, which was his point. Dumbfuck.

    12. Re:oy.... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      most e-mail is traceable

      Not necessarily, but spam has to have some method of contact and payment; that can be traced. The credit card companies have all their details.

    13. Re:oy.... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      You, sir, must be an idiot, for you are among my "freaks".

      However, what you say here is truth - the Do Not Call list works. Perfectly? No. But a hell of a lot more effective than nothing? Yes.

    14. Re:oy.... by caudron · · Score: 4, Informative

      This sounds freakishly like the old Do Not Call list. As in, it's a really stupid idea.

      While I agree with your point in principle (that this list will not be effective), you've used a pretty bad example. I'm on the DNC list, as are many people I know. Once that list kicked in, we all had a period of about a month or so where the calls were tapering off and after that, dead silence. That thing works like a champ! I still got calls, but only from groups that are legally exempt from the list, which is a WAY smaller group than before. I went from 2 to 4 solicitor calls a day to about 1 every two weeks, if that. The others that I know have had similar experiences.

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    15. Re: oy.... by gidds · · Score: 1
      Stupid idea? Hmmm. I don't know about your country, but our version of that here in the UK works very well indeed, thank you. After registering with them a few years ago, I get only a couple of cold calls a year -- and while the last caller (a small local business) hadn't heard of TPS, they sounded very interested and I expect they're now complying.

      In fact, apart from that, the only cold calls I seem to get are from the USA...

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    16. Re:oy.... by emAugust · · Score: 1

      While the do not call list has been successful for the general population, there are alot of peripheral issues surrounding the do not call list that most people have not taken into account. Telemarketing is one of the few industries where people with subpar education (in some cases not even GED equivolent) could make 7-15 dollars an hour. The do not call list has resulted in an estimated 1.2 million jobs lost, many of them these poorly educated citizens who need them most. Also, it IS something like 7,000 dollars a month to license the Do Not Call database for legal calling. What does this mean? If Joe's muffler just moved into town and wants to do some yellow page canvasing to promote their special grand opening deal they are calling illegaly. Virtually any small business calling out to area consumers is breaking a law and subject to ridiculous fines. The upshot for telemarketers however, is that they are finding those not on the list are more receptive to sales - and telemarketing to latino comunities (in this case read spanish speaking) is up as well. The reason being that never before has the Latino community been subjected in any huge way to national corporate marketing via the telephone - they aren't quite jaded yet. As a result are currently the most successful population to market to.

    17. Re:oy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky B@st@rd! - Since registering on the DNC I got a couple of months of trail-off from 4 or 5 calls a week then a RAMP UP to the current 5 to 10 a day (mostly charities & politcals)

  9. sigh... by rbochan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yet another WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!11!!oneone!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! pseudo-law...

    George Carlin was right about the Pussification of America(TM).

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    1. Re:sigh... by ZombieChiefExecutive · · Score: 1

      But they are thinking of the children... or how to extract money out of them, anyway.

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    2. Re:sigh... by Sollord · · Score: 1

      F the childern... What a child doing with an email addy anyways. Kids use msn or aim not email then again waht does big goverment know other then how to be stupid

    3. Re:sigh... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a "child" (well, under 18), I think I speak for all of us when I say please stop thinking about us. One easy way to take this burden off your shoulders is to give us the vote (let those who pass high-school civics or government be able to vote). Because we can think for ourselves, thank you very much.

    4. Re:sigh... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Nice sig. I haven't thought about that flag in ages... I used to have a miniature version of it when I was a kid. I bet I've still got it somewhere.... hmmmm.... next time I'm at my parents' house I'll have to look.

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    5. Re:sigh... by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      I imagine most of the "think of the children" laws are aimed for people younger than yourself. If you're old enough to have passed a high school civics course, you've probably graduated from the "we must protect them" stage to the "those damn young people with their noisy music and their wife trading parties," at least as far as the fogeys making the laws are concerned. Welcome.

      Besides, even if you were allowed to vote, you probably wouldn't have enough people to get real representation (I know my age-group doesn't, and I'm not too much older than you, most likely), so it'd end up about the same, only they'd probably have to pretend they're speaking for you, rather than on your behalf due to your naivete. Unless you're talking referendum type voting, or something.

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  10. London Monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad this isn't London or you could've used your "Get Out of Jail Free" card.

  11. Token Law by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As usual, the headline is misleading. There is little chance that Utah will attempt to extradite spammers from China / Russia / South America, and so on. While a few (yes, and really VERY FEW) local boys have been hooked by The Feds, most are too slick (slimy?) to fall for leaving readable tracks for law enforcement to follow. In summary, this law is token and nothing more.

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    1. Re:Token Law by bani · · Score: 1

      Follow the money trail. Americans on american soil paying chinese/russian/etc spammers to spam for them. Quite simple to prosecute, only now the feds have real reason to follow up to "protect the children" -- there was no real motivation before which is why so few were prosecuted so far.

    2. Re:Token Law by chadjg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I read the summary on the linked site correctly, the law allows for civil suits. Surely there are enough zealots out there that would love to heckle the email marketers. If by marketers Utah means the people that are pushing the products, gathering information about customers and tailoring the pitches, then it may be possible to hunt them down. A friendly postal inspector or a subpoena to FedEx and some pressure should cough up the address of the PenisPill vendor. It might just be a front, but that's at least a little clue. It might be worth having a few children just to be able to financially castrate Scott Richter and friends.

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    3. Re:Token Law by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      If by marketers Utah means the people that are pushing the products, gathering information about customers and tailoring the pitches, then it may be possible to hunt them down.

      And, when these investigations all end in far away countries like Russia, China, Hong Kong, South America, all the places most email spammers (both porn and perscription drugs) reside in, what than?

      The Scott Richters of this world are actually very few and drying up fast. It's all over seas now. Try going after them, if you like to waste time and money.

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    4. Re:Token Law by chadjg · · Score: 1

      Sad, but true.

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  12. Hardware? by iraqicabbages.co.uk · · Score: 1

    Just out of interest, why has this been put into Hardware when it's definately a YRO. Anyway, this scheme could be implemented worldwide and quite rightly should be. My cousin who is 8 years old has an e-mail account with supposed Spam "Protection" but yet she recieves pornographic Spam regularly. Her parents changed service but the problems are begining to occur again.

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    1. Re:Hardware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that when one sends an email with a spelling error it gets lost...but the spammers garbage always seems to find its way into my mail box?

      Bad enough to get email that is correctly addressed, but can't the ISP do a better job of ensuring that the email "handles" at least match? The same first character IS NOT a match.

    2. Re:Hardware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the perfect time to start that bees and flowers thing. And you know, even though many godfearing US citizens might believe that seeing naked skin is deadly or at least close to it, it really isn't.

    3. Re:Hardware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you see spam addressed to addresses that are alphabetically close to yours, but not yours, that means that your address was actually listed in the bcc: field; the spammer's program is working it's way through a dictionary of common email addresses, which explains the other addresses you see.

      Spamassassin can detect this and can those messages, but spamassassin is so resource intensive that few ISPs run it, instead opting for other ways of blocking it that aren't as good.

    4. Re:Hardware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, she has parents?

    5. Re:Hardware? by smellystudent · · Score: 1

      Then teach her not to give her address out to anyone she doesn't know. My main address for the last 5 years is spam-free, whereas the one I use for junk registrations gets about 2000 spam mails per day.

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  13. Freedom by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For only $250 a month, you can stay out of prison.

    Brought to you by ISIPP.

    1. Re:Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough with just two states, but this could really add up if other states create similar laws. Imagine if every time you wanted to send an email (with "child-unfriendly" content) you had to pay fifty separate verification fees or risk becoming a felon.

      Also, the laws apply to instant messages, phone calls, and fax calls (in addition to emails).

  14. More feel-good legislation by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Utah isn't going to be getting extradition for arrests of spammers in other states. Flat out not going to get it. The other jurisdictions don't even care to enforce their own junk fax laws, never mind anti-spam laws. Now Utah has an idea that they'll get other states to go along?

    No, not really. But the public will think they are doing something and go back to watching Survivor or whatever until their next wave of "government must do X about Y" feelings comes over them.

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    1. Re:More feel-good legislation by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> No, not really. But the public will think they are doing something and go back to watching Survivor or whatever until their next wave of "government must do X about Y" feelings comes over them.

      You got it. Passing legislation beats actually having to pay attention to what your kids are doing. (pretend for a moment the legislation will actually work...)

    2. Re:More feel-good legislation by bani · · Score: 1

      Some spammer scum sending porno spam to a 9 year old child? Seems pretty cut and dry to me, all they have to do is paint the spammer as bad as a pedophile or something. Shrill cries of "protect the children". Boom. Instant extradition.

      Any AG who refuses to extradite said "pedo" will face incredible public pressure.

  15. What is Utah really like? by CyricZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have to ask what Utah is really like. I'm from Britain, so I've never been there. But all I hear about is that they're a very backwards state, in basically every way possible. I've even heard some people go so far as to say that Utah is resonsible for a lot of the decay in the United States today. Are those claims true, or are they just overgeneralizations based on the actions of a select few individuals?

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    1. Re:What is Utah really like? by symbolic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've even heard some people go so far as to say that Utah is resonsible for a lot of the decay in the United States today.

      I think that's Washington D.C. you're referring to.

    2. Re:What is Utah really like? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Let me answer your question with a question: If a man and a woman from Utah, marries in Las Vegas and divorces in Los Angeles - are they still brother and sister?

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    3. Re:What is Utah really like? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think it goes up for a vote among the rest of his wives.

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    4. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As a resident of the United States (but not Utah), I'd say that the claims are overexaggerated. Utah is known for its heavy affiliation with the Mormon religion, which might be considered backwards by some. However, truth be told, Utah just doesn't have that much influence. It's only a few major cities (or perhaps just one - Salt Lake City), and most of the region is desert and salt flats. There just isn't all that much there to influence the rest of the country.

    5. Re:What is Utah really like? by Entropy_ah · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most of the backwardness you see is a result of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (aka the Mormon Church).

      They are a strict church and have a very strong presence in Utah. However I think it is a bit of a stretch to say they are resposible "for a lot of the decay in the United States."

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    6. Re:What is Utah really like? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are those claims true, or are they just overgeneralizations based on the actions of a select few individuals?

      Pretty much anything bad you hear about anything is an overgeneralization based on the actions of a select few individuals. Ignorance too. For example I picture you to be a skinny pale dude with bad teeth eating boiled meat and drinking a warm Guiness, but that's only cause that's what TV taught me.

      Utah is just another state, more conserative than the average because of the high Mormon population. Children there have a bad habit of getting lost though.

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    7. Re:What is Utah really like? by drsmack1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Utah is a prosperous state with a highly educated and industrious populous. Anything bad that you are hearing is generated by Left-Wingers who are threatened by the Right-wing slant of the state.

      Basically they have all the good and bad of every state in the union; in varying degrees. They have a lot of rural areas which drag then down a bit in the statistics.

      http://www.adherents.com/largecom/lds_dem.html

      http://www.netstate.com/states/alma/ut_alma.htm

    8. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're saying that DC dosen't have some of Utah's tentacles in it, or that DC isn't ruled by the evangelists anymore?

      That's news.

    9. Re:What is Utah really like? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Why do their children go missing so often? Does Mormonism lead to higher levels of kidnapping and pedophilia for some reason?

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    10. Re:What is Utah really like? by Arbin · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll.... Say, I hear most everyone from the UK are in desperate need of Dental work and they all talk with Cockney accents. Man, those backwards people.

    11. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not true. Even conservatives like me dislike Utah. See, I am a real conservative. I don't believe that I should be telling people what they can do in their own home. I don't believe in making the State enforce my own sex rules. I don't believe in sicing dogs on black people. I don't believe in murdering gay people.

      I am a true conservative and freaks like those from Utah give people like me a bad name.

    12. Re:What is Utah really like? by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Utah actually just has more children than anywhere else in the US. If you look at the census info, Utah has the highest proportion of residents under the age of 18.

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    13. Re:What is Utah really like? by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      And don't forget his horse.

    14. Re:What is Utah really like? by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny
      Man, those backwards people.

      Don't you know, most of us here surf the web by tapping the bared ends of a Cat-5 on the terminals of an AA battery?

    15. Re:What is Utah really like? by Deagol · · Score: 3, Interesting
      However, truth be told, Utah just doesn't have that much influence. It's only a few major cities (or perhaps just one - Salt Lake City), and most of the region is desert and salt flats. There just isn't all that much there to influence the rest of the country.

      Two points:

      1. The LDS Church, being a fairly good-sized, fast-growing non-profit organization whose members diligently ante up 10% of their income, has some politial clout. They lobbied heavily in Hawaii and Alaska (maybe wrong on this state) to defeat state bills that would sanction gay marriages (several years ago). I *think* the bills were defeated, but I can't say for sure.

      2. Orrin Hatch. He's Mormon and he's got some clout in Congress. (This scares the hell out of me, to be honest.)

      I (an atheist) live in central Utah and I kept tabs on what the locals were on about during this last election. While LDS friends tell me that the Church has an actual policy against peddling its political preferences at the pulpit, I'm almost certain that it happens all the time. If not during normal "service" (whatever they call it), very likely during the various other activities the church members engage in. The LDS implementation is of a "distributed" nature. No real offical clergy, per se, other than the standing profit -- err, I mean prophet -- and the Quorum of Twelve (or somesuch). Average joes are selected to act as "bishop" of local stakes/wards and lower members serve various functions, too. Given that, it's almost a guarantee that these people push/reinforce their political view amongst each other.

      It's no wonder this state was the reddest on the map in 2004. I swear, The Stepford Wives story must have been about Provo, but some influencial Mormon put pressure on the author. :)

    16. Re:What is Utah really like? by signingis · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have to ask what Yorkshire is really like. I'm from Teh USA, so I've never been there. But all I hear about is that they're a very backwards region, in basically every way possible. I've even heard some people go so far as to say that Yorkshire is resonsible for a lot of the decay in the United Kingdom today. Are those claims true, or are they just overgeneralizations based on the actions of a select few individuals?

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    17. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I (an atheist) live in central Utah and I kept tabs on what the locals were on about during this last election. While LDS friends tell me that the Church has an actual policy against peddling its political preferences at the pulpit, I'm almost certain that it happens all the time.

      Listen to your friends, they know more than you do. Besides, you have multiple witnesses who attend such services and who agree with each other. On the other hand, you just have your speculation. Again, trust your friends on this, they are right.

    18. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you (an outsider) without any inside experience at all, merely relying on your personal biases and beliefs about the people involved guarantee that your friends who are involved and insides are lying and that the LDS church routinely and coninuously push their political views upon the members from the position of church leader.

      Cool.

      Consequently, though I'm not one myself, and my friends tell me otherwise, I guarantee that because of their abject rejection of God, that it is almost a guarantee that Atheists are imoral people and encourage others continuously to be imoral.

    19. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, as most of you get your "facts" from TV and /.

      Think on your own for a change.

    20. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually more of a gossip chain deal. Imagine a bunch of Baptist mothers in a small town in Alabama and their opinions on gay marriage and the like, and then spread that gossip chain across an entire state where the majority of people have this "You're not Mormon? Your opinion must be tainted by sin" attitude.



      To be fair, there are a good deal of us Mormons in Utah that go to church for worship (most of the Mormon's outside of Utah already do), but the majority of members in this state find it to be a big social event where they bash opinions that don't match their rose-colored view of the world. Sad? Maybe. They're just opinions, and it's good to have differing opinions. However, this does tend to get around to the legislative end of the state, just like the mayor of that small town in Alabama would be pressured if some adult video store wanted to open shop there. It's relatively harmless, as it makes the gossiping idiots happy, and doesn't really do anything legislatively other than make token laws.

    21. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am a true conservative and freaks like those from Utah give people like me a bad name.

      Shouldn't you be more worried about the freaks that run your Republican party? Trust me, its not run by the LDS.

    22. Re:What is Utah really like? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      While LDS friends tell me that the Church has an actual policy against peddling its political preferences at the pulpit, I'm almost certain that it happens all the time. If not during normal "service" (whatever they call it), very likely during the various other activities the church members engage in.

      I over 30 years of attending the LDS church, I have never seen anyone endorse a candidate or even a position over the pulpit. I have heard people say things as part of a classroom discussion, and I've seen those people get shot down as well. The LDS Church is not nearly as overtly political as many other churches in America. Note that every Sunday during campaign season across most of the USA where are the candidates? Making speeches at churches. Note that they are never caimpaigning at LDS churches.

      That said, Utah does tend to vote as a bloc.

    23. Re:What is Utah really like? by RobinH · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Went there last year as an "outsider". It was nice, and the people were friendly, but on their religious day (can't remember if it was Saturday or Sunday) it was a bit weird, everyone in their crisp pressed white shirts, even little tiny children, all dressed identical. Hard to describe.

      My father rarely ever watched anything sci-fi, but he turned to me and said, "remember those old star trek episodes where they would beam down to a planet that was supposed to be this perfect place, and the locals would say, 'Hi Neighbour' (in this really creepy way)? Well, it kinda feels like that." In other words, it's nice, but it gives you the creeps.

      If I had to compare it to star trek, it would be more like walking through a borg cube. Interesting, but you're just waiting for them all to "notice" you, and break out the assimilation tubes.

      But honestly, we enjoyed our stay and it seemed like a very friendly modern city. Didn't seem very "metropolitain" though, and the religion apparently says something like, God created man, and then somewhere down the line he punished the people who sinned by turning them black.

      Wouldn't want to live there.

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    24. Re:What is Utah really like? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      My wife was raised Mormon, if that counts. As we live across the street from an LDS church, I often get to hear her vent about what goes on there.

    25. Re:What is Utah really like? by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Disclaimer: I'm 2 time zones away from Utah and the closest I've been to it is 6 miles over it.

      At any rate, I wouldn't say Utah is "dragging down the nation" all that much, if at all. You can't really talk about Utah without talking about Mormons, but my experience is that, while they may be quirky and even a little annoying at times, they're nowhere near as vitriolic as Evangelicals in general and Baptists in particular.

      Part of it has to do with history, I think: other than sending out missionaries on bicycles, Mormons have learned the hard way to keep to themselves. Baptists may be up in arms about a government conspiracy out to get them when they can't put the Ten Commandments in a courthouse, but I haven't seen the US Army shoot at them yet. They also haven't been forced to alter their religious teachings in order to be considered for statehood.

      (I'm partly sympathetic, but I'm mostly just ashamed of my government w/r/t Mormons.)

      Even on television they seem far more sedate in pushing their religion than your average group of Baptists. They don't start out with threats of damnation, they just want to start by mailing you a book.

      Another poster mentioned Senator Hatch, but let's face it: it takes 51 senators to get a bad bill through, and Hatch is only one man. You can't blame all those bad votes on Utah or Mormons. However, Baptists have the entire Bible Belt to play with (with the help of some sympathetic Catholics in Louisiana).

      At any rate, if you're looking for someone to blame, I'd look elsewhere for now. Another poster mentioned Washington, D. C.

    26. Re:What is Utah really like? by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

      "I over 30 years of attending the LDS church, I have never seen anyone endorse a candidate or even a position over the pulpit."

      Me neither until there was a "abolish gay unions" on the ballot in the state I live in now. That one got their attention, and members of my ward were highly "pushy" in getting the members to vote a certain way in that one.

      When they approached me to participate -- I told them how I felt that they were crossing the line, and involving people in things and using there rolls as "local church leaders" to push their political agenda to the local members.

      Granted, I don't think that this political push was officially sanctioned from "on high" (SLC) -- but there must have been some kind of memo or something that came out that they took a little creative translation with.

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    27. Re:What is Utah really like? by SedentaryZ · · Score: 1
      2. Orrin Hatch. He's Mormon and he's got some clout in Congress. (This scares the hell out of me, to be honest.)

      Harry Reid. He's Mormon and he's got some clout in Congress (Senate Minority Leader). (This doesn't scare the hell out of me, to be honest.)

    28. Re:What is Utah really like? by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      God != Morality

    29. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which makes the experience anecdotal, not general. I have never heard political views pushed in church, and even if I had I'm still plenty free-thinking enough to decide for myself. Or do you think we're all Borg-ed?

    30. Re:What is Utah really like? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      I have seen informal pushiness on such issues outside of church. I have not seen anybody preach over the pulpit to vote a certain way. The only thing I've heard over the pulpit is the statement encouraging members to participate in the political process and to not use church facilities for any such purposes.

      In Utah this year there was a press release from Church HQ that sort of supported the very poorly worded gay marriage proposition. Prominent members of the church from both parties spoke out against the proposition, but it passed anyhow. The Salt Lake Tribune did an analysis and showed that there was very high correlation between the % of the population in each county that was LDS and the % that voted for the prop. That was good for a chuckle.

    31. Re:What is Utah really like? by taskforce · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I would mod you funny!

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    32. Re:What is Utah really like? by DeanFox · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Let's just say that they have a limited gene pool. A list of email addresses of their children may be an attempt to promote marriage outside the family. Pedo's encouraged to apply.

    33. Re:What is Utah really like? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I'm from Britain, and I have friends in Utah (I lived in Texas for 6 years and met them in Texas - they subsequently moved).

      Utah is not backward. Although there are a lot of Mormons around (and like Jehovah's Witnesses, are into door-to-door proselytizing), they never bothered me.

      There's actually good beer brewed there (despite the Mormon church's opposition to even caffiene, let alone alcohol), which indicates that despite the Mormon majority, you aren't persecuted for being not Mormon.

      Geographically, most of Utah is an area of outstanding natural beauty. There's some of the best skiing in the world up in the mountains (and even though I'm back in the British Isles, I prefer Utah for skiing), and in the summer, there's great hiking territory. As another poster pointed out though, the dry heat can be a bit unbearable (and like me, I suspect you'll find that a humid heat is much more tolerable than a dry heat).

    34. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Utahn's tell that joke about Idahoans.

    35. Re:What is Utah really like? by Adams4President · · Score: 1

      He said 'conservative', not 'Republican'. If you're going to stereotype, at least learn the difference between the two.

      Personally, I believe the most conservative party is the Libertarian Party and the most liberal party is the Green Party.

    36. Re:What is Utah really like? by atokata · · Score: 1

      I'm from Grand Junction, Colorado, which is very near the Utah border.

      Despite protestations you may hear, Utah is very socially backward, largely as a result of the regional government being completely controlled by the Mormon church.

      While I have had several Mormon friends over the years, and have a good deal of respect for those individuals, the leadership of the church frankly frightens me. For many years, they have accumulated extremely lucrative and widespread business interests, which they use to finance their social engineering projects.

      Frankly, for anyone used to the ideas of seperation of church and state, personal liberties, and freedom of expression, I would advise you avoid relocating to Utah.

      Hell, you can't even buy a drink at a bar, unless you're a member of the 'club.'

    37. Re:What is Utah really like? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      any rate, if you're looking for someone to blame, I'd look elsewhere for now. Another poster mentioned Washington, D. C.
      And whose "fault" is for the good things here in America?

      I know, I know the good things are because of the working people of America and bad things are due to the greedy corrupt beurocrats in Washington. At any rate the good working people ellected the greedy corrupt beurocrats...

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    38. Re:What is Utah really like? by TripleE78 · · Score: 1

      Other than producing Sen. Orrin Hatch, Poster Boy For the RIAA, Utah doesn't do much for the rest of the country's blight.

      ~EEE~

    39. Re:What is Utah really like? by Maggott · · Score: 1

      I am from Utah (SLC/Orem area) and have lived here all my life. Thus, while I can't speak for the rest of the country, I can say what it's really like here.

      The primary characteristic of Utah is the one it's known for--Mormons. Mormons are painted as everything from neo-christian weirdos to pagan beastman-worshipping cultists, but in truth, they're basically a modernized spinoff of christianity. Most of what they believe is pretty straightforward, and the fact that it's different in the details from other religions (i.e. they don't believe in Hell) doesn't mean much to me since I think all such details are bunk no matter what religion you're talking about. But I digress. (Sufficed to say, I'm not Mormon myself, but my parents and most of my friends are.)

      Mormonism and anti-mormonism tend to be the prevailing cultural influences here. There is actually a reasonable balance; most Mormons, believe it or not, respect that they should not make political decisions based on their religion, and should respect the views of others even when they're different. Of course, as with any society, there's a few authoritarian poo-guzzlers who try to ruin everything for everyone but themselves (Mormon AND non-Mormon) but there's just as many sociopathic anti-mormon hardliners, so they also tend to balance each other out.

      The mormon majority, which would normally sound like a recipe for persecution, really isn't. You can't be discriminated against for not being Mormon unless you broadcast the fact--most people assume you're mormon unless you explicitly state otherwise. And the "non-members" (the closest thing we have to an epithet in this state) usually don't persecute the mormons simply because half of their own family is probably mormon, and if they aren't, chances are half of their friends are.

      The Church officially preaches tolerance; while a few Mormons are elitist dicks, they are acting in contravention of their own doctrine when they do so. This doesn't stop them from giggling when they hear about the beliefs of other religions, of course...

      Some mormons assume that all "non-members" are untrustworthy or misguided, and there is an obnoxious tendency to assume that if you're not mormon, you must have "done something"--the concept that you might not believe any of it is absurd to most of them. That is probably the most annoying thing about them, really. However, most of the smart ones make an effort not to do this, because they know they have that reputation, and they don't like it--a lot of them genuinely don't want to be dicks.

      Politically, the Mormon Church does have too much influence. That I will say. However, it's no worse than any other heavily religious state--while 'tards in Kansas try unsuccessfully to ban teaching of Evolution, 'tards in Utah try unsuccessfully to ban porn. What keeps this from being an outrage is that if you go to a political forum about a religiously-motivated law, the people arguing the most fervently against it will often be mormons.

      Ultimately, mormonism is a detail. Most mormons are actually about the same as non-mormons. The differences are whether they drink coffee and go to church on sunday. Both sides gossip and have their assorted cultural taboos, but mormonism really isn't as radical as most existing religions. The problem with Utah is the same problem every predominantly christian, conservative state has--people thinking their religiously-indoctrinated sense of morality is appropriate to apply to other people. That happens everywhere; Utah, Kansas, Missouri, Iran...

      Social cliques being gimpy to one another happens everywhere too. Being non-mormon in Utah is similar to being a Republican in Manhattan--people see you as belonging to a different group, but when it comes right down to it, nobody really cares.

      As for Utah being responsible for national decay, I'd say no. Utah is one of those places you can leave your door unlocked when you go on vacation. It's generally a very clean, safe, e

    40. Re:What is Utah really like? by portforward · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in sicing dogs on black people. I don't believe in murdering gay people.
      WOOAAHH, WOOAAAHH, WOOAAHH there. Sicing dogs on black people? Where did you hear that? Have you ever been to Utah? I lived there for several years in Utah and I NEVER heard anything like that. In fact many of my fellow church members seem to be ultra-paranoid about how they treat Americans of African descent. You probably didn't know this but the KKK attacked Mormons too.

      You also imply Mormons murder gay people. Where did you hear that? Do you have any proof? Any newspaper articles? Or was it just something you heard. I had an uncle who was gay and lived in SLC. He died of AIDS, not homocide.

      I am a true conservative and freaks like you who don't bother to learn what really goes on in a place give people like me a bad name.

    41. Re:What is Utah really like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because Mormons (at least all the ones I've met) marry young and pop out at least three kids per year until they hit menopause. They have shorter gestation periods than the rest of us. Tricksy, they are.

  16. I do not see how this could possibly work by Approaching.sanity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Will this apply to e-mail addresses Created in Utah? Stored? If I am a resident of that state, create an e-mail address for that list and move to a different state can I use their law against someone else?

    It will be impossible to enforce.

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    1. Re:I do not see how this could possibly work by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Well, it'll certainly apply to companies doing business in Utah who send messages to people in Utah who has e-mail servers in Utah.

      Yes, it'll be pretty useless at first, but this is how the do-not-call lists started too. Of course, even once it becomes national, it still won't stop international email, but it's fairly easy to identify email coming from other countries and block it.

    2. Re:I do not see how this could possibly work by Approaching.sanity · · Score: 1

      It's fairly easy to spoof e-mail to look like it is coming from in country too.

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    3. Re:I do not see how this could possibly work by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Unless you're talking about using an open relay (of which there are pretty well maintained lists), I don't see how it's easy to fake your IP address.

    4. Re:I do not see how this could possibly work by Error27 · · Score: 1

      Probably they will only enforce it on minorities and people they don't like.

      Hope that helps.

    5. Re:I do not see how this could possibly work by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Will this apply to e-mail addresses Created in Utah? Stored? If I am a resident of that state, create an e-mail address for that list and move to a different state can I use their law against someone else?

      Yeah, provided your e-mail address is in the Utah ccTLD.

      Utah doesn't have a ccTLD you say? Then what right do they have to regulate any domain space on the private internet at all?

      I was pretty sure the existence of the CAN-SPAM act meant the federal government has taken on this role, and CAN-SPAM would supercede and replace any state rules that contradict it.

  17. Slightly OT but... wrong icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shouldn't there be a "SPAM" icon in the news instead of the "censorship" one?

  18. What exactly does this part mean? by truedfx · · Score: 2, Informative

    (5) The sending of a message described in subsection (1) is prohibited
    only if it is otherwise a crime for the minor to purchase, view,
    possess, participate in, or otherwise receive the product or service.


    Does that mean that it disallows sending of adult e-mail only, while allowing everything else, or am I misunderstanding?

    1. Re:What exactly does this part mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Adult e-mail, as well as ads for or information about:
      • alcohol, tobacco, and certain firearms
      • motor vehicles
      • some video games
      • CDs with explicit lyrics
      • spray paint and permanent markers
      • lottery tickets

      and so on.
    2. Re:What exactly does this part mean? by truedfx · · Score: 1

      Sec. 5. (1) A person shall not send, cause to be sent, or conspire
      with a third party to send a message to a contact point that has been
      registered for more than 30 calendar days with the department if the
      primary purpose of the message is to, directly or indirectly,
      advertise or otherwise link to a message that advertises a product or
      service that a minor is prohibited by law from purchasing, viewing,
      possessing, participating in, or otherwise receiving.


      Information that is not an advertisement isn't covered by that.

      Also, your list is fully covered simply by "adult".

    3. Re:What exactly does this part mean? by Xantharus · · Score: 1

      From the sounds of it, I think you have it correct. It would only make emails that contain porn, alcohol/tobacco adds, Illegal drug ads and the like.

      Note, that is only in the Michigan law. I quick skim through the Utah one seems to lack that clause.

    4. Re:What exactly does this part mean? by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      yea, as I posted above I run a double-confirmation opt-in email list for local adult clubs (the contents of the emails could be considered porn on occasion, it's that damn "lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person" clause that gets us, i mean, that encompases a hell of a lot of calvin klein commercials too...) - does this mean I need to confirm the age and residency of everyone who signs up (and confirms!) to the list? that would be waaaaaaay too stupid. but it's utah. so i'm worried.

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  19. Where can I sign up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the spam protection :)

    I can pass for 7 right? *goes to shave*

    1. Re:Where can I sign up? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just lucky but,What is this spam you speak of?Seriously,I have a yahoo account for those stupid sites that bug-me-not doesn't ever work on and a gmail account for "real" email and my gmail has NEVER gotten a single spam.I personally think webmail is the way to go.No virus downloads,no opening the risk of those windows backdoor timebombs.And if i need to save the email there is good ole copy/paste. BTW,I have a couple dozen invites left if anyone hasn't gotten a gmail invite left.Say what you want about google,My Gmail is sweet!

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  20. Legal locality is a thing of the past. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    In the past, you used to have to actually commit your crime within the boundaries and jurisdiction of a particular judicial area. Those days are long gone. You can be tried in abstentia now for crimes even in areas without jurisdiction.

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  21. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your point?

    CAN-SPAM sure didn't work, the chances of this working are much like the chances of the public realizing that Al Gore didn't invent the internet.

  22. Yes. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Yes, many at Slashdot are against Mormons and Utah, namely because of the SCO attacks against Linux and the entire open source community. Remember, SCO is based out of Utah. The misactions of people will tarnish the reputation of their abode. That is just a fact of life.

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    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But CmdrTaco is from Michigan. Many of us are opposed to his idiocy as well.

  23. There you go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..you spam hating folks who prefered endless whining instead of learning how to use the Junk function of your client.

    You fucked up this country a little bit more.

    1. Re:There you go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..you spam hating folks who prefered endless whining instead of learning how to use the Junk function of your client."

      Yeah cos junk mail filtering is perfect - and bandwidth is free. Retard.

  24. As a Utah Resident.. by rc5-ray · · Score: 1

    Wow. Just like that, all of my spam problems are now solved. I'll be you all wish you lived in Utah too!

    </sarcasm>

  25. Very expensive by Jamesday · · Score: 1

    15 cents per thousand emails, assuming 50 states do it with the charge given in the Michigan law, sounds rather expensive for just checking database records. Cheap enough way to get contact points of children, though.

    1. Re:Very expensive by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      They're going to charge for the list? Can that possibly be Constitutional? Even with the controversial building code laws one can still access a copy of the law for free.

    2. Re:Very expensive by Jamesday · · Score: 1

      Not for the list but for checking every address you want to send to against the list. You don't get the list because that would tell you a list of addresses of children. Since you generally don't know where an address is located that means you have to run every address in a worldwide mailing through it or break the law.

    3. Re:Very expensive by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, that's certainly a better way of implementing it, but still, you shouldn't have to pay money to send someone an email. I guess if you frame it that way it's not unconstitutional, but it would violate the federal moratorium on internet taxation.

    4. Re:Very expensive by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's an undue burden and beyond their power IMO. If they want to have such a list, then they need to provide it free of charge other than the direct bandwidth expense of about 5.00 to e-mail the entire compressed version of the list in a format to be agreed upon to anyone who wants to send mail.

      Utah's free to control what goes on in their borders, they could ban ISPs from offering e-mail service or require the use of e-mail filters on all public computers in utah, but they can't mandate that the world change their mail transmission protocols just for them.

      Who do they think they are if they believe that being a state gives them an authority over people outside their state who will never visit their state but only send e-mail that coincidentally happens to eventually be handed off a mailbox inside their borders? (Quite likely, unbeknownst to the sender)

      A lot of e-mail sent to people in Utah will be from people way outside their borders. So it seems like they are creating a nasty situation for spammers and legitimate marketers in Utah.

      I believe just about everyone outside Utah who has never been, probably won't ever be there.. will not think a second thought, and ultimately this will probably have no effect. (Unless other states decide to copy) Noone will use the list, except a few poor guys in Utah, maybe, assuming they don't move out first.

    5. Re:Very expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is all supposed to be handled by some third party for utah. hmmm the us gov census estimated pop for utah in 2005 was only around 2.4 million people. of course not all of them are going to have email addys, but lets just say they do for this post that they do and your company's list is 5 million people - utah is not capped at their list size for profit, instead they want to squeeze every penny from your company.

      any costs here are absurd - from both a technical and political perspective and here's why -

      on the technical side, a good way to handle 'anonymous' suppressions with current technology is hash the suppression list with md5 and make that available to the companies that need to scrub their lists. the companies can download it (needless to say, some companies would even mirror the list at no charge for utah) and use their own resources to hash their own lists and do the comparision. so why should there be any cost ?

      now on the political side-
      after running it through my bs filter, it comes out as - they want companies to pay in order to be in compliance with their law. whats next - highways with shields over the speed limit signs that only raise if you flash your ez-pass ?

      there's nothing wrong with their concept to handle spam from US companies as long as the list is made freely available to them, contains no other data than the email addys themselves, which must be hashed/encrypted, making the data useless other than for it's intended purpose (unless of course you have access to ol' bigblue).

  26. Correction (was:Enforcement Across the Pacific) by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Informative

    Taiwan is NOT a part of People's Republic of China , despite of what PRoC government propaganda wants the rest of the planet to believe. Please make a note of it in the future.

    But indeed, there still isn't a way to enforce any anti-spam law(s) across varies national borders. Frankly, considering that the existing laws could not even be enforced in the spamhole known as state of Florida (that is a part of the United States,) what chance is there that they're enforced anywhere else outside of United States?

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    1. Re:Correction (was:Enforcement Across the Pacific) by Psx29 · · Score: 1
      Taiwan is NOT a part of People's Republic of China , despite of what PRoC government propaganda wants the rest of the planet to believe. Please make a note of it in the future.

      Thank you for saying what I was about to

    2. Re:Correction (was:Enforcement Across the Pacific) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taiwan is NOT a part of People's Republic of China

      So, is the People's Republic part of Taiwan, ROC? :)

    3. Re:Correction (was:Enforcement Across the Pacific) by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> Taiwan is NOT a part of People's Republic of China

      Wait ten years.

  27. Doesn't COPPA cover this? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does not the COPPA cover the dealings of youth on the Internet? Why did they introduce redundancy and possible conflicting legislaton like this?

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  28. How soon before this list is abused? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Within a year, someone will start circulating these names among overseas adult-product-spammers or worse.

    At that point the list will lose all credibility and people will stop registering.

    It will be too late for the kids already on the list though.

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  29. Utah, hmm? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if we could get 1) the Utah kid crowd interested in some Linux distros and organize them on a scale sufficient to attract the attention of SCO, which would want to spa^H^H^H email them about their 699$ registration fee...

    2) ???
    3) Jailarity!

  30. You insensitive clod... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Funny
    I picture you to be a skinny pale dude with bad teeth eating boiled meat and drinking a warm Guiness...

    You insensitive clod...

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    1. Re:You insensitive clod... by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod...

      Oooh goody, what broad ignorant generalizations can I make about you? I picture a dude in a white robe and head garb walking down the street. You maintain a noticable distance from your black clad wife (in either ninja or jawa headgear) who is accompanied by your children and heavily abused Filipino nanny. Oh, and your vehicle, likely an SUV, is either white, black, or silver.

      I was going to go with the dusty dude on a camel or Sinbad on a flying carpet, but just wasn't feeling it.

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  31. Like this has a chance of working... by PocketPick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The law has good intentions, but the lawmakers should of realized two things:

    1.) That the technology and authentication needed to enforce these new regulations simply aren't present.
    2.) The legal definition of spam still lies in limbo, even with the CAN-SPAM act.

    This along with sample cases can easily show the ineffectiveness of this law. Take for instance this case: I often find that due to lax IT standards and efforts at my university, my e-mail is sometimes used to transfer spam or malicious viruses through no fault of my own. Am I to blame if an 'illegal' email reaches one of these addresses in the registry? I would like to think not, but the law is vague enough to permit such reprecusions. Granted, the law is likely intended to target larger marketing firms and not the individual user, but the fact that the possibility exists is the point.

    1. Re:Like this has a chance of working... by truedfx · · Score: 1
      I often find that due to lax IT standards and efforts at my university, my e-mail is sometimes used to transfer spam or malicious viruses through no fault of my own. Am I to blame if an 'illegal' email reaches one of these addresses in the registry? I would like to think not, but the law is vague enough to permit such reprecusions.
      (2) A person does not violate section 5a because the person is an
      intermediary between the sender and recipient in the transmission
      of an electronic message that violates section 5a or unknowingly
      provides transmission of electronic messages over the person's
      computer network or facilities that violate section 5a.

      (3) It is a defense to an action brought under this section that the
      communication was transmitted accidentally. The burden of proving
      that the communication was transmitted accidentally is on the
      sender.
      What's so vague about that? If you can prove you're not responsible, you're not. If you can't, you are. Maybe not a good idea, but I don't see how it's unclear.
    2. Re:Like this has a chance of working... by truedfx · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oh, sorry. That was the Michigan law. The Utah law:
      (2) A person who violates this chapter is
      subject to:
      (a) a cease and desist order; and
      (b) an administrative fine of not more than
      $2,500 for each separate communication sent
      in violation of Section 13-39-202 .
      (3) (a) A person who intentionally violates this
      chapter is subject to [...]
      So yes, a person who unintentionally violates it is responsible, apparently - otherwise, there'd be no point in an extra section for intentional violations. There's a special case to exclude ISPs, but nothing for accidents. Wow, have fun, whoever lives there :|
  32. Don't ya just love it? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Hey I'm all in favor of cutting spam, phishing, etc. But don't ya just love how these lawmakers seem to think that passing some law will somehow magically change things? Hint: it won't. Now let's get into jurdistiction and nationality/extradition, etc....

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  33. hello frend by fermion · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hello young UtaH child

    My name is Prince omar en caver ensanado and i am in desperate need of help. My heard of unicorns are kiled by very bad men who have taken over my country of narnia. We need helps to buy food and supplies to keep alive the unicorns.

    I know that you are a good child, and will be willing to help. I am also able to pay great money for the help. If you can email your momy or dadys bank account and social secutrity number, I put lots of money in the account. They be very happy and thank you for long time for making them so much money. In return we just need to spend some of it on food and some fun army stuff.

    If you me help reply please. The poor little unicorns are dying. To deposit the money in you parents account and make them very happy, I need you to buy some stuff and leave in wardrobe at place I tell you later. you can buy with credit cards. We give you gillions of dollars as soon as we get the stuff.

    Please help! You want to make parent happy and be good child, yes. you don't want to be bad child? Pleas reply and I tell you what you must buy. All this ok, i promise, cross my hert!

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    1. Re:hello frend by kfg · · Score: 1

      We need helps to buy food and supplies to keep alive the unicorns.

      Let them eat Turkish Delight.

      KFG

  34. No but they do have more Boy Scouts by davidwr · · Score: 1

    The LDS church is very big into Scouting, during the late '80s and maybe even today, the head of the BSA was a Mormon.

    Sadly, that does lead to more seemingly missing kids on Scout trips. That, plus Utah is pretty rugged country in parts.

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    1. Re:No but they do have more Boy Scouts by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Oh I see. If the children are getting legitimately lost, then that's okay. I thought that that post was implying that people of Utah had a predeliction for the boy penis, which I was hoping was quite a misrepresentation of reality!

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    2. Re:No but they do have more Boy Scouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're from anywhere with something approximating population density, you cannot conceive of Utah.

  35. NICE! by 0olong · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can send random poor fools to jail by owning their windoze boxen and cleverly send my spam from there?

    1. Re:NICE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes that does, presuming that the Utah and Michigan laws are not ruled in violation of the CAN-SPAM Act.

      Virginia had an anti-SPAM law that was ruled invalid and struck down because of CAN-SPAM.

      A bigger question is this: "If the CAN-SPAM Act has proven to be so ineffective to enforce at the Federal level, why would individual states presume that their anti-SPAM law would be any better?"

  36. It's a bit more complicated then that. by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

    China's government has no direct control over what happens on the Island, but the KMT party which founded the Taiwan we know today is pro-unification, their ultimate goal is to merge with the PRC on their own terms. They used to claim to run the entire country, and sat on the UN, and even the UN security Counsole as "china". On the other hand, the other major party is seperatist, and wants to start a new country, called Taiwan.

    Right now a lot of Taiwanese bussness men are taking advantage of the fact that they are "Chinese" in order to make money in the quickly growing chinese economy. Lots of Taiwanese companies have plants and whatnot in China.

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    1. Re:It's a bit more complicated then that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true, but the KMT isn't in government in TW at the moment. That just complicates things further :p

    2. Re:It's a bit more complicated then that. by Pan+Sola · · Score: 1

      Um, while true, not sure what is the counter-point or supplementary-point you are trying to make.

      Any extradiction treaty with "China" (P.R.C.) still does nothing to criminals in "Taiwan" (R.O.C.). Vice versa with any extradition "agreements" with Taiwan (since the US does not officially recognize R.O.C., can't have a "treaty"). My grandparent post (your parent post) established the point sufficiently well. I don't see how Taiwanese who take advantage of being Chinese and owning plans in China affect the situation.

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  37. Child predators by Carrion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With all the hissy fit that's been going on about the possibilities for rapists to find children to abuse online, is it really a good idea to make it public information how to get a hold of children directly?

    1. Re:Child predators by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Of course.

      The goal with most laws is not to stop the criminals, just to create a business out of punishing them.

      So we should go so far as to put up directory listings with children's names, age, email and home addy, phone number, pictures, etc. And then make it illegal to email, call or solicit them for anything.

      Then we need to build a system to monitor all these points of contact and prosecute offenders. Maybe we can have their names added to those sex offender lists, too, just for contacting a child. Then we can continue to punish them for decades and keep better track of them and stuff.

      5. Profit!!11!1

  38. mormon offshoots marry young by davidwr · · Score: 1

    The official Mormon church follows state laws regarding marraige.

    The splinter groups, they are the ones known for multiple marraiges and marrying off 12 year old girls to 30 year old guys.

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  39. Reverse Effect by ntsucks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This law will only have the opposite effect. The email senders who will obey these laws are responsible corporate citizens, which are not likely those at whom the law was intended. The more nafarious senders of spam (drugs, porn, etc) will not make an effort to follow the law.

    The law will likely cut down on the mild content spam and only increase the awful content spam to children. If the "do not spam" list is made available to anyone, how long until lawless spammers add those names to their target lists?
    Answer: not very long.

    This law will likely serve to filter out the mild content spam and only increase the amount of nasty spam.

    The law is a nice idea, but won't do a bit of good in the real world.

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    1. Re:Reverse Effect by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      I'll second that. The latest trend of spamming (if you don't count buying relays from spam-friendly ISPs in foreign countries that ignore their abuse e-mail addresses) involved liberally spreading virii that would turn the systems of unsuspecting users into open e-mail relays, then sending a great deal of spam through those relays on the dime of said users. I've even read that in some cases the IP addresses of compromised machines are sold to the people to exploit them, creating an interesting sort of B2B relationship between criminals.

      The ISPs are currently cleaning this up by further restricting the level of service offered to home users, but all the legal structures have been in place for a while if the problems were considered to have reasonable priority by the government. But the P2P problem is arguably worse as far as bandwidth and "losses" and that seems to be where the focus is being put for now.

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  40. Um, no by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of the American South, the old confederacy. Utah is out in the west, and not that many people even live there. The Mormons, moved out there after the founding of their religion, and so it's a hotbed of mormonism. But a lot of those people are wealthy, and i was under the impression that its well kept and nice, if you don't mind a Mormon infestation. Mormons are more uptight then a lot of christians, but arn't as annoying as, for example, evangelicals or southern baptists, who are concentrated in the South.

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    1. Re:Um, no by The+boojum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm a "gentile" who moved here to Salt Lake City at the beginning of the year to go back to grad school and this is pretty much how it's looked to me so far. About the only thing I have to add is that I've been told that many people aren't quite as wealthy as they seem at first glance here. The LDS tendency to mary young often leads to people overextending their credit trying to purchase a house too early.

      And yeah, I have yet to really meet annoying pushy LDS folks like I have evangelicals. Polite protest of disinterest have worked just fine.

      There also turn out to be some surprising advantages to the oddities in legislation here. For example, the recent SCOTUS Eminent Domain ruling has no effect here as the state government recently passed legislation banning eminent domain for redevelopment purposes (except, in a twisted joke, for the redevelopers own property.)

      I should mention, however, that my views are somewhat coloured by a fairly centrists view of American politics and religion, so the politics and religion here don't really bother me as much as they might some. (Honestly, for the moment I find them a somewhat refreshing change from my old heavily blue state.)

  41. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    A new worm is spreading via email, with the sole purpose of mailing porn ads to unknown recipients in Utah. RedHat was one of the affected companies. One of RedHat's managers was quoted saying "All I did was opening an email from a Microsoft representative, I don't understand what's this all about!"

    More details soon.

  42. Taiwan Province *IS* Part of China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Taiwan is part of China, according to the Taiwanese constitution. This past week was notable for the fact that the Taiwanese sent warships to the Senkaku Islands to claim them for "One China", telling Tokyo to backoff from Chinese territory.

    Finally, the Taiwanese voluntarily invested more than $100 billion into more than 50,000 businesses in mainland China. More than 1 million Taiwanese have emigrated to China to live and work.

    Note that even immediately after the Tiananmen Square Incident (when Washington was slapping sanctions against mainland China), the mercenary Taiwanese scum actually accelerated investments into the mainland. The Taiwanese eagerly seized any business opportunity that American companies surrendered when they (the Americans) tried to punish Beijing.

  43. not true - crimes against humanity; nationals by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Some nations claim worldwide jurisdiction for crimes against humanity. This came out after WWII. I think Belgium is one such country.

    Some countries claim worldwide jurisdiction for certain crimes committed by their own citizens or nationals.

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  44. strange by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    since i'm not a kid anymore, it is ok to send me p0rn, p1lz, |\/|ortgages, requests for africa and other garbage.

    it's just not fair.

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  45. Attention Spammers! by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1

    Please download this list! Free to use! These people are the least likely to have anti-spam measures as well. Courtesy of the State of Utah.

  46. Polygamy doesn't sound very conservative! by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Somebody else here said that the Mormons are very conservative. But they allow for polygamy? That doesn't sound very conservative! That's what I'd expect from the most hardcore, liberal hippy types!

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    1. Re:Polygamy doesn't sound very conservative! by ettlz · · Score: 1
      Somebody else here said that the Mormons are very conservative. But they allow for polygamy? That doesn't sound very conservative! That's what I'd expect from the most hardcore, liberal hippy types!

      It's conservative because only men may take multiple spouses. The liberal version is more along the lines of the Denobulans... anyway, I guess you all know the old joke that starts: "What's the punishment for polygamy?"

    2. Re:Polygamy doesn't sound very conservative! by flynns · · Score: 1

      Having to keep multiple women around? :D

      *runs aw--wait, there are no females here. nevermind.*

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    3. Re:Polygamy doesn't sound very conservative! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody else here said that the Mormons are very conservative. But they allow for polygamy?

      The largest Mormon church ("The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" or "LDS church", to use slightly more specific names) no longer allows polygamy with more than one living wife at a time - the closest they still come is the belief that serial monogamous marriages between one man and multiple women will become polygynous marriages in heaven.

      Officially they declared polygamy ended in 1890. Unfortunately this declaration was phrased in a "we don't want the Feds to confiscate our temples" way whereas the start of polygamy was phrased in an "I am the Lord thy God, and reveal unto you an everlasting covenant" way. LDS leaders continued cohabiting with plural wives and conducting new marriages in secret for years. By the time the head church started excommunicating polygamists, there were splinter colonies in the US, Canada, and Mexico who believed they had been given the sacred "keys" to continue conducting plural marriage in secret, and who continued other doctrines like blood atonement, death oaths, and racism that the LDS church has mostly abandoned.

      That doesn't sound very conservative! That's what I'd expect from the most hardcore, liberal hippy types!

      In one sense a "conservative" is someone who sticks close to from his (possibly liberal) grandparents' philosophies, not someone who fits into any particular belief system you're familiar with. Look up "FLDS" for one of the fundamentalist Mormon groups that has been in the news lately - you'll find men with children by dozens of wives, but wives whose dress code is practically Amish.

  47. Joe job's ? by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 1

    I sell toys online (kids toys, not adult toys you pervs). I get about 5-10% bogus orders. Mostly from kids placing dubious orders without their parents knowledge. Of course, the kids (usually) cannot complete the order by making payment. But the site that takes the orders takes them anyway because some payment types are paper and not electronic. So what happens now if I get one from Utah (miscreant child or malicious adult) and I reply to the order with an invoice and amount due ?

    Am I liable (because I got joe-jobbed) ?

    Inquiring minds, etc.

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    1. Re:Joe job's ? by Xantharus · · Score: 1
      In Michigan you would be ok seeing as it includes this clause:
      (5) The sending of a message described in subsection (1) is prohibited only if it is otherwise a crime for the minor to purchase, view, possess, participate in, or otherwise receive the product or service.
      This is of course provided that they are actually kids toys that you are selling.
    2. Re:Joe job's ? by patio11 · · Score: 1

      No, because it only illegalizes unsolicited mail sent promoting items which the child is not old enough to obtain legally. You fail both prongs of the test. I'd consider stopping accepting non-electronic orders, by the way, but its your business. Its just screaming "defraud me!" to my mind.

    3. Re:Joe job's ? by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 1
      I'd consider stopping accepting non-electronic orders, by the way, but its your business.

      Oh I do understand where you're coming from on that one, trust me I really do. The reality is that I'm doing 25% (maybe more) in paper oriented payments. Mostly from people who barely use the internet, and certainly don't want to use CC's/PayPal over the internet. Its not that easy to walk away from 25% of the business. To make matters worse (or better depending on your perspective), PayPal payments from non-US sources are completely exposed. PP gives no seller coverage for those payments. I think that is the real fraud exposure point.

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  48. Bogus flux critical! by RM6f9 · · Score: 2, Informative

    FTFA:
    In order to avoid running afoul of these new laws, email marketers have two choices:

    1. They can ensure that they never send any email containing unpermitted materials, links to unpermitted materials, or even links to sites which have information about the unpermitted materials; or

    2. They can match their mailing lists against the email registries maintained by Michigan and Utah, on a monthly basis. There is a fee associated with this list matching. Email lists are provided to the state in an encrypted fashion, and the email address registry is also encrypted.

    Now, I would not mind filtering any commercial email list I might maintain against their "do not email" list: What I definitely DO mind is being CHARGED for the privilege!! It makes zero sense to reward the businesses who use Unsolicited Commercial Email within all apllicable laws and regulations with FEES charged in order to ensure that they *continue* to operate within the regs. The sad part is, even if your list is double opt-in, if one of the member addresses on that list is also on Utah's or Michigan's "Do not" list, *you*, as the provider of email, are the one punished. The double-opted in subscriber in question, in all likelihood an enforcement official involved in entrapment, faces no penalty whatsoever.

    I try, I really do try, to keep my language within bounds of decency, but sometimes one just simply must say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:Bogus flux critical! by aXis100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're new to /. arent you? I dont think you'll get much sympathy here.

      How about you:
      1) Dont send out unpermitted materials; or
      2) Dont send out anything. We don't want your spam anyway.

    2. Re:Bogus flux critical! by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      Yes, oh elder user troll, I am newer than you on /., but that doesn't mean that I am going to stop advertising my business completely within the laws and regulations that apply, including but not limited to CAN-SPAM.
      While I understand there are those who think money is something the government prints and that doing things to actually earn money make one some sort of whore, those particular individuals will not care about my opinion of them either. If my doing business means offering something in exchange for money that your terribly sensitive self might not wish to purchase, tune my ads out, or set your filters to delete the emails I send (hint: per CAN-SPAM, they all start "ADV:" in the subject line).
      Were I looking for sympathy, I know where to find it - in the dictionary between "suck" and "syphilis" - What I do look for here on /. is at least a glimmering of intelligence, maybe even (GASP) sense or wisdom concerning the idiocy of passing yet another piece of stupid feel-good legislation that won't affect the individuals it's aimed at anyway.
      What do I get? Some sort of elitist who has no need for money that thinks they can affect my business by suggesting I not advertise in the most cost-effective method available to me, lest I offend their delicate sensitivities.
      Tell you what, troll: In the above case, what you want is as immaterial to me as what my opinion concerning virtually unenforceable legislation is to you. Advertising via Unsolicited Commercial Email will continue whether you or anyone else like it or not.

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  49. Fun with zombies by Cyphertube · · Score: 1

    Here comes the real fun.

    Script kiddie takes the lists, and pops them into his new trojan that turns the average not updated Windoze box into a zombie.

    Some poor schmuck's machine sends out erectile dysfunction spam to all the addresses on the list. Is indicted in Michigan and Utah.

    Script kiddie laughs his arse off in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, France, Germany, Malaysia, Indonesia, Korea, or wherever that Michigan and Utah law doesn't touch.

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  50. Well, they can't be too bright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    they keep electing Orrin Hatch. That alone speaks volumes. Among other things, he's the proud author of the DMCA, the INDUCE act, the PIRATE act (Porno Is Really Awesome To Endorse, apparently), he advocated the destruction of PCs belonging to software pirates with some vaporware virus, and then was caught red handed using pirated software. He claimed that was a mistake made by his staff. When he was caught with stolen Democratic party memos, he claimed that (you guessed it) it was a mistake made by his staff. At best, he's a clueless old grandpa that has no business writing copyright legislation.

  51. Could be! by Morosoph · · Score: 0, Redundant

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  52. Pedophiles everywhere rejoice, plan trips to Utah by Tassach · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A list of email addresses known to be read by real children? That sounds like a pedophile's wet dream.

    This list is custom-made for abuse, especially when you consider that many people use the same nickname in multiple places -- email, instant messanger, blogs, etc.

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  53. You know... by Greg_D · · Score: 1, Insightful

    .. I don't normally get involved in topics of a political nature here on Slashdot, but the title of this article sticks out like a sore thumb. At best, it's misleading as all hell. It is not simply Send an email in Utah, go to jail.

    It is: send spam to a minor in Utah or Michigan whose email address is on a do not email list, and face the possibility of charges being pressed against you if a parent chooses to do so.

    It couldn't possibly be due to Slashdot's liberal editorial leanings and the fact that Utah is a conservative state, could it? After all, a liberal leaning state like Michigan passed the same sort of laws, yet it wasn't mentioned in the article title.

    What's the next topic on the agenda? Drive a car in Georgia, go to jail, simply because the state has driving laws and you can be arrested for violating them?

  54. Wooly Cow! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Right over your head at 35,000 feet! WHOOOSH!

    Try this: You insensitive clod...

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    1. Re:Wooly Cow! by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      well duh. I'm too wrapped up in myself to get such thing. dumbass.

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    2. Re:Wooly Cow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well someone sure forgot to take his humor-tolerance-pills today

  55. I would pay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to get on this list. You fucking assholes who are against this sort of thing must not get any spam. Filters? Lame, the spam still takes costly bandwidth. Bandwidth is cheap? Lame, have you ever run an ISP? Censorship? Even lamer, name one person that likes porn / mortgage spam? Unless your some fucking looser nerd or fag who wacks off to that sort of thing.

    1. Re:I would pay... by joelsanda · · Score: 1

      Unless your some fucking looser nerd or fag who wacks off to that sort of thing.

      Oh, but those photos of big house in the 'burbs with a low 6.9% APR are so prime!

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  56. Wrong, wrong, wrong by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    Think about spam as being equivalent to pollution -- it's that an enterprise is able to shift its market burden to others. In the case of a polluting buisness, the government has to pay for clean up; in the case of a spammer, ISPs have to pay for more bandwidth, larger storage on their servers, and it wastes people's time; of course, the ISPs pass these expenses onto their customers, and the government pass it onto taxpayers. Both of these are fundementally unfair to the customers/taxpayers, and that's why the government needs to regulate it.

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    1. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Think about spam as being equivalent to pollution

      But unless you're talking about "noise pollution", or "light pollution", which from your description it's clear you're not, spam isn't equivalent to pollution. Pollution is a physical fact. It is very easy to define. Spam in is the eye of the beholder. It is impossible to define. In fact, if you could define what is and what isn't spam, then we'd just create spam filters to automatically filter it.

    2. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      There's no need. This "externality" damages a very specific party (the ISP), under your description of the system, so civil remedies should work fine without government regulation.

      The problem is, it doesn't damage a lot of the ISPs. Many large ones make tons of money hosting spammers for premium rates.

      Civil remedies could work there too, non-spamming ISPs could sue spam-friendly ISPs for damages successfully.

      Anyway, I see no need for excessive criminal law for spam.

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    3. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by FLEB · · Score: 1

      I think you're contradicting the wrong part of the analogy. Spam that is spam is similar to pollution in the aspects that the GPP mentioned.

      Of course, you're right. You can't really make a perfect legislative "spam filter" for the same sorts of reasons you can't make a perfect technical one. It's hard to define what is "spam", and what is opted-into, when you have things like vague partner-opt-in EULAs and legitimately signed-on mailing lists.

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    4. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Spam that is spam is similar to pollution in the aspects that the GPP mentioned.

      It is similar in some aspects, though I wouldn't say that people are forced to use bandwidth or storage space in the same way as they are forced to accept pollution. But it's not anywhere near "equivalent". The economic externalities of spam are negligible compared to the pure annoyance factor. Although, I wouldn't even call it an externality, since the internet is a private system and not a commons. Companies on the internet have chosen to offer email receiving at no cost to the sender, but they aren't forced to do so. In many ways, legislating against spam would be like legislating against trolling slashdot.

      And it's not like pollution is illegal. Sometimes it is, but the kind of fractions of a penny it costs to transfer and store email aren't the kinds of things that there are laws against.

    5. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Um, no.

      Spam is trival to define. It's bulk, unsolicited, email.

      Bulk means 'more than a few mostly identical'.

      Unsolicited means 'You do not know these people, and they have not used some sort of automated process to okay email from you'.

      Email is, duh, email.

      It's not rocket science. The idea that spam is subjective is a spammer lie.

      Saying spam is subjective is like saying 'carbon dioxide emissions' are subjectives, because there could be trucks driving around at the factory and people walking around, all emitting CO2, so how is the government going to enforce anything.

      Or: The law says people shouldn't be able to hear your radio from 100 feet away, but some people have better ears that others.

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    6. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Saying spam is subjective is like saying 'carbon dioxide emissions' are subjectives, because there could be trucks driving around at the factory and people walking around, all emitting CO2, so how is the government going to enforce anything.

      And saying spam should be illegal is like saying carbon dioxide emissions should be illegal. OK, maybe it's more similar than I thought.

    7. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or: The law says people shouldn't be able to hear your radio from 100 feet away, but some people have better ears that others.

      That's just a case of a bad law. That law should be worded more like "The SPL of a stereo from 70 feet away shall not exceed 20 DP" or something along those lines. Possibly arbitrary, but a number that most people in a society are comfortable with.

      I honestly don't think that "bulk" should really be part of the definition of spam. What is the difference to me between getting one email from a thousand different people, or one thosand emails from the same person? Intentional unsolicited advertisement of any amount should be against the law, and putting false "unsubscribe" links should be prosecuted to the full extent with existing fraud laws.

      That, and there should be a ten minute course on identifying bogus advertisements before you are allowed to open an email account. All the spam I have seen seems to fall under the porn, cheap drugs or home mortgage categories. Things that to the trained mind seem like too much of a risk. (At first paying for porn over the internet may seem like a good idea due to the anonomynity, but the risk of it just being a scam seems really high as most people just wouldn't want to risk the embarrasment of fighting charges to www.dirtymidgetlove.com. The risk is especially high considering how easy it is to find porn on the internet for free, although some precautions do have to be taken to avoid various types of malware.

      All this complaining from someone who really doesn't get much spam. In terms of sheer volume, spam seems to come in a narrow second to obvious phishing scams. But I have a feeling that the phishing scams are just trying to get my e-mail address to commence the spamming as actually getting my credit card numbers would leave a nasty paper trail straight to them. But I've never accused spammers of being smart. Crafty, possibly. Too much time on their hands? Sure. Smart? As a whole, they'd probably make a better living getting a real job and quit pestering people.

      Oh wait, I gotta go. Holistic Q. Knickers seems to be offering me 4 0NC3 IN A LIFETIME 0PPURTN1T@!!@@#! EYE CAN G37 hT3 v!@Gr45 \/\/1tH Gr8 fAnTAStIC (marmalade wildabeest crow carion feet) v4Lu#$!!! (nubile barely legal botany restauranter Pr0n CAKE fishing HaPPY WEASEL DANCE!))))!@#@#U$(*U(

      Yeah, that Holistic Q. Knickers seems like a real upstanding fellow. It's such a shame that he's having such problems with his supplier. I'm sure he'll straigten things out with them, and he says not to worry about the extra billing. Mr Knickers even contacted my bank for me to reverse the extraneous amount that accidentally got charged to my account. My bank even sent me a confirmation letter, even though I guess I was mistaken becase I thought I had my account with First Financial, not Royal Bank of Tangiers. Really nice of them anyways to ask for my information to make sure that nobody is trying to steal my identity from me though!!!!! I would hate for that to happen. I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEING ME!

    8. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      What is the difference to me between getting one email from a thousand different people, or one thosand emails from the same person?

      What's the difference between putting one brick in your yard and building a house?

      But, seriously, you can't restrict unsolicited messages, period. People need to have the ability to communicate.

      But you can say, if the messages is unsolicited, it has to be unique.

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  57. How do email law stories fall into Hardware? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 0

    Honestly. Granted, Utah should have it's own category, but I'm sure we can find some stories to fill the void in Hardware....

  58. Personal Message For Trapped: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Your sig: Help me take back Slashdot. When did 'News for Nerds' become 'FUD and Conspiracy Theories for Extremist Nutjobs'?

    Making the kind of "noob" assumptions you just did, posting at "1", and with a User ID in the high 800,000's, your sig sounds kind of, well, silly.

    1. Re:Personal Message For Trapped: by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      Making the kind of "noob" assumptions you just did, posting at "1", and with a User ID in the high 800,000's, your sig sounds kind of, well, silly.

      Noob assumptions? You mean the painfully obvious sarcasm? Maybe not painfully obvious enough. Maybe I should use [sarcasm] tags for the benefit of my more dimwitted friends.
      I have an "excellent" karma account from a few years back, but playing the system to get +5s all the time was getting boring. It's much more fun being an antisocial hypocrite and harassing my fellow slashdotters by pointing and laughing at them. Like "ha ha you're fat" and "ha ha you're a wanna be geek who pretends to like Linux cause you want to be cool". The irony folds so deep, it makes my brain hurt.

      I love The Game

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    2. Re:Personal Message For Trapped: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does a person with an account from a few years ago miss an "Insensitive Clod" joke? You are a liar.

  59. My thoughts on this by MTO_B. · · Score: 1

    This is technically insane.
    So they expect that every emailing list there is out there (not necessarily spam) will have to continually check every single one of their emails to see if it matches one on this "block list"?
    It's insane!

    It would make more sense to provide those kids an email from a specific domain (example: *@protectedchildsofutah.com"), add filters to it and ban people from sending spam from them (as an extra unuseful measure).

    There again... I'd much rather government to not get too much involved in restrictions and let the internet provide it's own solutions... it takes time, but solutions do come and they are more effective.

    1. Re:My thoughts on this by Irashtar · · Score: 1

      Oh puh-leaze. If they were willing to, all that would be needed is a simple diff command on the two lists.

    2. Re:My thoughts on this by MTO_B. · · Score: 1

      What about the server load & bandwidth checking every single email in large emailing lists? ...updating your list every day just in case a new email is in the list today...

  60. there is not... by mickeyristroph · · Score: 1

    as many trolls there

  61. a bad idea? by mickeyristroph · · Score: 1

    suppose someone put a list of e-mail addresses online and said, "do not e-mail this children, because they are innocent and uncorrupted. they are highly suspectible to hoaxes and don't know how to properly avoid indecent things on the internet."

  62. I wonder... by Immercenary_2000 · · Score: 0

    So I wonder what would be stopping more evil individuals with a little bit of know how from sending forged e mails in the names of people they don't like, then reporting them to authorities in Utah?

  63. States use unenforcable laws to complain by Frobnicator · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is just one of many "we don't like how the world works" bills and laws. The state *knows* it won't be enforcable, they just want to make their voice heard.

    There are lots of these bills. Too many /.ers saw the word "Utah" and instantly ignored the fact that Michigan introduced it too, or even ignored the rest of the post.

    frob

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  64. Stupid, so stupid by Urusai · · Score: 1

    Spammers are using open proxies and botnets, and are untraceable. Now you've given them a list of valid email addresses. "Dear Minor: Please forward this to Daddy in case he needs v1@9ra or c1@lis. Thank you, Mr. Direct Marketer. PS. Click on this link to play with your very own Bonzi Buddy and receive free candy!"

  65. Freedom of Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this infringe it?

    ZRBOSFN is the word!

  66. Spamming should be punishable by death by mike3k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's put a few big-time spammers to death, just to use them as an example and scare away some of the others.

    1. Re:Spamming should be punishable by death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that suggesting that spamming is somehow a worse offense than rape, buglary, robbery, or manslaughter should be punishable by death.

  67. Just like any other place... by ChePibe · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're not a big fan of trees and moisture in general, you may like it.

    Yes, I'm a Mormon, but I'm originally from the south (North Florida... basically an extension of Georgia with an Alabama twang) and I'd never been to Utah at all until I was 19, and not for any appreciable amount of time until I was 21 and was going to college. I have no blood relatives from Utah.

    Here's what I can't stand about Utah - climate. Hate it. I'm from Florida and I like my oxygen soaking and mosquito infested thank you very much. I'm tired of going through a tube of Chapstick every four days and I hate having to put lotion on my hands every day or watch them crack and bleed. My wife wants to stay in Salt Lake for my career... and her skin breaks out around humidity... don't know how we're going to arrange this one.

    Some portions of culture - as noted, yes, I'm a Mormon, but I'd never been to Utah before I grew up. Some portions of the population are amazingly zealous (a small town or two in Utah actually has declared itself a "UN free zone", whatever that may mean), but so long as you stay out of the geographical fringes and don't go attacking people for whatever reason, you're pretty much OK. There's a lot more anti-Mormon activity here than there was in the South (and that's saying something), which I'm not a big fan of. I've never stood outside of someone else's building to pamphlet it, blare at those who enter it with megaphones, or break up other people's wedding parties, but there's a lot of folks there that seem to like to do it to the Mormons.

    As far as the state being the "reddest" in the nation, that's true, but take a look at the political affiliation of the mayor of Utah's biggest city - yup, Salt Lake's mayor is a Democrat.

    Take a look at the Senate minority leader, Harry Reid. He's a Mormon, too. It would appear the democrats don't have that much of a problem with Mormons after all.

    Also, should it really surprise people that a bunch of conservative minded people should vote for a (here's a shocker) conservative party? Or that people should vote for others in their peer groups? Sure, lots of Mormons get elected but guess what - the majority of the people in Utah are MORMONS. You could even look at it as a matter of probability - if you were to randomly select something from a bag and 75% of the objects in the bag were one color, which would you be most likely to select? Apply the dynamics of winner-take-all voting on there and you're bound to get more Mormons in government. You may also note that blacks are very often elected by majority black areas and Jews in majority Jewish areas. Is it really that surprising that a place with a population up to 90% Mormon in some areas would vote for a Mormon and would allow their religious beliefs to maybe come into their voting?

    As far as Utah bringing down American society as we know it, I hardly think Utah's four or five electoral votes could have that effect. And the people you're largely thinking of are evangelicals - and many of those are out there burning Books of Mormon and causing the Mormons a lot of trouble.

    Paranoid political theories aside, Mormons don't (or most certainly don't) discuss politics from the pulpit. No non-profit group can without risking its non-profit status. Ironically, this has been used against a lot of Anti-Mormon groups that attack Mormon candidates based on religion.

    I'm actually a BYU student in Provo, the most Republican city in the most Republican state in the Union. BYU does have a large Democrats club that actually WON last year's debate against the Republican club (whooped 'em big time), and the debate was scored by a firm, straight party-line Republican professor (I know because I've talked with him about these issues privately from time to time).

    However, it shouldn't be assumed that all of the professors share his views. Of the professors I know who have expressed political views, Democrats are at least even with Republicans, and there's even

    1. Re:Just like any other place... by moonty · · Score: 1

      Being a non-Mormon Utah citizen, and about five miles from a couple of the aforementioned towns:

      Only one town declared itself a "UN-free zone" -- La Verkin, Utah. I believe it was actually repealed, though, and all of the council members who were involved were voted out of office.

      The other town you may be thinking of is Virgin, Utah. In Virgin, there is a law basically stating that each household is required to own a gun. I think that one's still on the books.

      Most of what people think about Utah is just amazing overgeneralizations -- ie, the polygamy issue. I will admit, some of them are pretty funny looking.

    2. Re:Just like any other place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Yes, I'm a Mormon

      Repent and you'll be forgiven.

  68. Umm by Mercury2k · · Score: 1

    Quick question, but isnt creating a list of "children" a really stupid idea? I mean c'mon, VISA and Mastercard etc. cant keep a few million credit card numbers secure online, and now you want a list of children's email addresses to be stored online and think you can stop it from being stolen? Whats next, include name, age, address, phone and pictures with the emails as well just in case? If you ask me, exposing a young childs identity online is a stupid idea. Besides, if they are that young, they shouldnt be online anyways, let alone have an email address. When is the last time you sent a snail mail letter to a child with their own address and not to their parents address?

    Morons...

  69. -1, self proclaimed troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's much more fun being an antisocial hypocrite and harassing my fellow slashdotters ...

    IMO this guy is hard core trolling. Please mod accordingly.

  70. Keeping it simple... by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1
    The only way I would set up a child's e-mail account is to restrict incoming e-mail to a list of allowed senders. This virtually eliminates spam unless someone on the allowed sender list or with an allowed sender in their address book gets some spamming malware or someone spoofs their address.

    Many free e-mail accounts, including that pit of voles, Hotmail, allow this very easily. Granted, any time the child gives their e-mail address to a friend, they'll have to get their friend's e-mail address and put it on the allowed list, but a) you'll want to remember your friend's address anyway, and b) adding new friends and existing friend/relatives' new addresses to the allowed list has got to be less of a pain than setting up a new account every time the old one gets spammed up.

    A child who is too young to recognize and handle spam is probably also too young to be talking to strangers unsupervised. Even on the internet. Especially on the internet.

  71. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Hack into ISIPP network
    2. Get the child protection registries
    3. Make the list available to toys specialized spammers
    4. Profit

  72. Hardware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardware? This sounds more like a Your Rights Online to me...

  73. So, support his impeachment. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    If you really were worried about Dubya's trigger finger, you would ask that he be impeached.

    On topic: How do we all get on the do-not-spam list? We're all under 14 here, right?

    Seriously, won't everyone in the world claim that they are children?

    1. Re:So, support his impeachment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, ill ask.

      PLEASE IMPEACH Dubya

      done

    2. Re:So, support his impeachment. by geoffspear · · Score: 0

      Sure, but who wants to claim they live in Michigan or Utah, too?

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  74. Spammers, verify target addresses now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like a boon to the spam industry. From ISIPP's description (aside: is it just me, or is it silly that they boast they're "IADB accredited" -- their own accreditation -- on their home page? Cisco, now CCNA certified! Verisign, Trusted by Verisign!), you buy the list of email addresses to match them against your database.

    They say something about the databases being encrypted which isn't particularly well explained. Even so, you have to be able to get results back that "this, this, and this are registered."

    It would seem this leads to:

    1. Buy ISIPP database.
    2. Test validity of addresses by finding out which ones are registered.
    3. Resell the verified list to foreign spammers, for Profit!!!

  75. Laws Limited to Certain Content by prothid · · Score: 1
    I don't see how these laws will do much. They're not aimed at the bulk of the spam coming from inside the US afaik. Both of them have sections in them like this:

    Sec. 5. (1) A person shall not send, cause to be sent, or conspire with a third party to send a message to a contact point that has been registered for more than 30 calendar days with the department if the primary purpose of the message is to, directly or indirectly, advertise or otherwise link to a message that advertises a product or service that a minor is prohibited by law from purchasing, viewing, possessing, participating in, or otherwise receiving.


    They seem aimed at curbing porn and prescription drug spam to minors. Though, anyone who sends that stuff recklessly is already violating the can-spam act and probably overseas anyway.

    Are these kids are signing up at porn sites or something and getting spammed? It would seem that a better use of time would be managing a whitelist for their kids' inboxes instead of making up new laws.
  76. Oops by POds · · Score: 0

    typo :(

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  77. Un-Patriotic? by dem4lyf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Regulating email spam to the degree of imprisonment and fines is a bit extreme, don't you agree? How well advertised or published will the new regulations be? Is there a grace period when companies and individuals can claim they weren't familiar with the law and be exempt from prosecution? Attempting to regulate something as vast as the World Wide Web is ludicrous. The internet can not be controlled from the top down like T.V. and radio because it isn't organized like the other mediums. The beauty of the web is the free flow of new ideas, innovative products and peer-to-peer relationships. To what degree will political campaigns fall under the new legislation? What would happen if someone registers as a Democrat on one website and three months later their information is passed on to a liberal candidate. Suppose for instance that the candidate is a strong pro-choice advocate and sends the person some literature intended to mobilize the voter, but actually offends her? Who is liable?

  78. Utah is great in some ways, not so great in others by John+Harrison · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you like snow skiing, hiking, mountain biking, camping, fishing, rock climbing, or any number of other outdoor activities, Utah is a great place to live. Not only does it have real seasons (snow in the winter, sun in the summer) but there is a real diversity of terrain. You can go from desert to glaciers pretty quickly in some places.

    If you really, really, really hate Mormons (and I'd love to know why if you do, please say "intolerance on their part" so I can laugh at your intolerance), and you like to complain about obnoxious liquor laws, then it might not be the right place for you. The liquor lawas seem to be more of a problem for the tourists than for the locals, since the real problem is just understanding them. Anybody that wants to drink in Utah drinks whatever they want to.

    Even if you have no desire to live there, it is really worth a visit while on holiday. There are a large number of national parks and some really spectacular scenery.

  79. I couldn't find... by DigitallyChallanged · · Score: 1

    ...the joke regarding stiff penalties and viagra spam...

  80. Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "Send Email to Utah, Go to Jail"

    This title is not sensationalist at all, is it?

  81. Lets get real here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite all the bullshit, Taiwan is the country that has the most legitimate claim to the word "China". The only reason anybody says differently is because (a) Mainland has an army of billions (b) Mainland is the largest market in the world, so nobody wants to offend them.

    But to be clear... Taiwain it the *REAL* China.

    1. Re:Lets get real here. by masklinn · · Score: 1
      (a) Mainland has an army of billions (b) Mainland is the largest market in the world, so nobody wants to offend them.
      (c) Mainland is the biggest and fastest growing market for just about everything you may think of, from nuclear power plants and steel to cell phones.
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  82. Encrypted lists can't be stolen by FlyerFanNC · · Score: 1

    All you do is store the MD5 or SHA1 hash of the email address in the database, rather than the address itself. Then email senders compare the MD5/SHA1s of their mailing lists with the do-not-send list. In fact the article mentions that the lists will use "encryption" of some sort. It further suggests that the senders will likely have to submit their (possibly encrypted) lists to the state, and the state will do the comparison and return any hits. Either method would work--from a technical point of view--and would eliminate any possibility of the do-not-send lists from being misused.

    Of course, if someone saves a backup copy of the email addresses themselves, then none of the above matters.

    1. Re:Encrypted lists can't be stolen by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      MD5, SHA1 are not encryption algorithms... they are hashing algorithms. They would not be used because it is possible (although unlikely) to find a collision. It's practically impossible to say that two email addresses cannot hash to the same value. Then you get into legal issues of "but my email address isn't on the list... can you prove it was really mine?"

      Encrypted lists also don't work any better, technically. If it is stored internally where it can't be leaked, then it really doesn't matter if it's encrypted. That's only a safeguard for if the list does leak out, and it's as likely for the key to leak out just as fast or faster than the list itself.

      Certainly, there are more Utah email addresses on spammers' lists than on anything the state could pull together. It would be virtually worthless to anyone who tried to safeguard the list.

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  83. But I get mail from Mormon church :( by unclocked · · Score: 1

    But I get mail from Mormon church, even if I didn't want. Does that mean the temple priest goes to Prison?

  84. Re:Utah is great in some ways, not so great in oth by swillden · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you like snow skiing, hiking, mountain biking, camping, fishing, rock climbing, or any number of other outdoor activities, Utah is a great place to live.

    You forgot hunting. Great hunting here too. Why just about every kid over 12 has a rifle.

    And allayou outta-staters thinkin' 'bout comin' here just might want ta think 'bout that. We got enuf people here and don' need no more.

    Oh, and all the rest of that stuff he mentioned is overrated. And the bit about liquor is wrong, too -- if ya come here, ya better be plannin' ta dry out.

    Get the picture?

    (Psst... John... WTF you thinking, man? You want to ruin it for all of us?)

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  85. Let's not give the spammers a list of addresses by hernick · · Score: 1

    Okay. Some of you think that this means giving spammers a list of addresses confirmed of belonging to children.

    If the list is well implemented, that won't happen. The published list will only contain hashes of the addresses.

    Let's say I have a list of 1 million do-not-email addresses. From it, I'll compile a list of 1 million hashes.

    Spammers will run their own address list through the hash, and check the do-not-email hash list against theirs.

    Now, there is a problem with that system: spammers could generate a list of addresses by using common domains and usernames. And they'd probably find a few confirmed-valid addresses in the list.

    So, there really isn't a good way to fix this, is it ?

    Well, I've got one idea. Mass-sender registration. It requires the weight of law to work, which makes it an imperfect solution, it's not a universal fix to spam by any measure. But the fight against spam can only be won by the death of a thousand cuts.

    To defeat spam, we need to wage a many-pronged attack against it and all that it stands for. The need for technological solutions is evident, and antispam software is critical.

    However, legal attacks can help us fight spam. Mass-sender registration is simple. Everyone who sends over x amount of emails that will reach people within a specific jurisdiction need to first register themselves and their mailing in a purely electronic procedure.

    A common registration protocol, simple to interface with, must be adopted by these governments, but registrars must remain separate.

    For example, let's say I want to send 1 million spams. Let's say the Utah, Michigan and Wyoming have laws that require me to register my mailing if I mail more than 15 citizens of each state. If I don't register my mailing, I must include valid contact information in the mailing, and be prepared to provide all registration information on demand. Failure to comply with the law gives the right for individual citizens on the do-not-email list, who find the spam inacceptable, to sue individually for 250$ or run a class action suit for the same amount.

    Registration is very simple: my mailing software automatically sends a copy of the mailing to the registrar - through SMTP. Seconds later, I receive a confirmation email that lets me send my mailing.

    I do not need to register private mailings, nor mailing list messages for lists with double opt-in confirmation, list admin contact information and unsubscribe address or link.

    This solution, while flawed, lets us enlist vast armies of greedy lawyers, who sue spammers for a living. They'll keep most of the class action fees for themselves, but they'll bleed spammers dry.

    We need laws and technologies that makes it hard for spammers to make a profit. The public sector cannot stop spammers, but the private sector can. If there is a bounty for stopping spammers, around 500$ per illegal spam... It will be claimed by greedy lawyers and their spammed clients.

    The key to the spam problem to unleash ONE THOUSAND ATTACK LAWYERS upon evil spammers.

  86. One-child policy has been dropped by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
    ...Seems they figured out that there aren't going to be enough offspring around to care for the elderly.

    Now, about those missionaries...

  87. I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, before the Internet, it was impossible for paedophiles to locate children at all. It's not like they're running everywhere.

  88. Re:Utah is great in some ways, not so great in oth by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    Hey, I don't even live there! And I never had a rifle. :(

    All my friends did though.

    Anyhow this ocnversation seems strangely familiar...

  89. What else could we expect from Utah! by dk01 · · Score: 1

    Seeing how this law is coming from a state where they tried to pass laws allowing kids to bring guns to school as long as they tell their principal, I am not suprised by their lack of logic.

  90. Re:Pedophiles everywhere rejoice, plan trips to Ut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, after all, Utah is the only place children exist. It's not like paedophiles can find them anywhere else.

  91. I'd take it a step further... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... anyone that dies for a country is also a moron. Ideals like freedom, peace, and justice -- that may or may not be defended by one's country -- those are worth dying for.

    1. Re:I'd take it a step further... by xenoandroid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ideally someone who 'dies for their country' does so because their country stands for ideals they believe in. It's also likely they're fighting to defend their huge-really-extended-family which is their country since of course everyone was raised by their country.

      Of course most people don't have that kind of united feeling (including myself), so I would never die for a country, at most just certain people in the country and/or what are supposed to be the ideals.

    2. Re:I'd take it a step further... by gg3po · · Score: 1
      ...since of course everyone was raised by their country.

      If your country is in the business of raising children, it's probably not worth dying for.

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  92. Re: utah v aclu by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    more info on utah lawsuit - this is not about the bill this slashdot article is about - but it raises some of the same issues.

    http://www.aclu.org/Privacy/Privacy.cfm?ID=18455&c =252

    The Utah Progressive Network and Andrew McCullough, who joined today's lawsuit, have Web sites that are hosted on shared Internet addresses with unrelated sites, some of which contain material likely harmful to minors. They fear that because of the new law, their sites and their constitutionally protected speech will be blocked.

    "To comply with the law, Internet service providers are authorized to block access to certain content, and this would almost unavoidably lead to the blocking, and thus the censorship, of innocent websites," said co-counsel John Morris of the Center for Democracy and Technology. "Also troubling is the fact that the publishers of these sites may never realize they're being blocked."

    The case, The King's English v. Shurtleff, challenges Utah Code 67-5-19, 76-10-1205 through 1206, and 76-10-1230 through 1233.

    Clients in the lawsuit are The King's English, Inc.; Sam Weller's Zion Bookstore; Nathan Florence; W. Andrew McCullough; Computer Solutions International, Inc.; Mountain Wireless Utah, LLC; the Sexual Health Network, Inc.; Utah Progressive Network Education Fund, Inc.; the American Booksellers Foundation for Free Expression; the American Civil Liberties Union of Utah; the Association of American Publishers; the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund; the Freedom to Read Foundation; and the Publishers Marketing Association.

  93. Not The Market by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    I understand that this registry might have something to do with child predators, but it seems that the majority is to prevent Utah children from getting spammed.

    Do marketers even try to spam children? I certainly doubt they're interested in sending them spam for Viagra or home loans, or $19 copies of Windows XP.

    And emails from Hasbro or Tonka will probably be ligit because the kid signed up for the emails through their websites.

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  94. Brilliant Idea by Dollar+Sign+TA · · Score: 1

    What a fine way for child molestors to reach their target market. Efficiency at its best.

  95. ....bah by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

    Can we have ONE thread on slashdot where people don't start talking about Bush, Iraq, War, etc. when it's completely unrelated to the topic? It's really starting to make reading the comments painful.

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  96. It works? by nairobiny · · Score: 1

    I put myself on the "Do not call" list and I still get calls from those idiotic automated "You have won a holiday" messages. How can that be? Well, it's because I live in the UK and the FCC, while stamping on abuse at home, does not require US businesses to honour our list. In this day and age, I find this rather puzzling.

    Still, the last one we got, we managed to get through to a real person (at their expense) and left them talking to our three year old daughter for half an hour.

  97. A few comments by MattParkins · · Score: 1

    1. 65% of all spam originates in the US, so creating law in the US is a good start (source: CipherTrust) 2. Regarding spammers in Taiwan (for example). Extradition is irrelavant - international law does not work like that. No country in the world cares what additional stupid little laws another has, never mind a state/county law that isn't applicable nationally. They wouldn't even extradite someone from Colorado to Utah.

  98. ISIPP is just another scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ISIPP is run by Anne Mitchell.

    Anne Mitchell was one of the founders of Habeas.

    The first thing Habeas did was sign up known
    spammers as customers.

    Look at who ISIPP is working with.

    It's all about PR and money.

  99. back to school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I counted 39.

  100. Too bad by QMO · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I just wish the spammers had a "not an idiot" list, so they could stop wasting their resources sending the stuff to me."

    That would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that many idiots would get confused and put themselves on the list.

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  101. addy book only by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    the only sure fire way to "protect" against spam is useing email programs that can block any emails that are not in the users address book. Of them all only ONE email program can do that effectively - AOL's. I'll be the first one to say AOL is the internet on training wheels and like WinXP contributes to people's sheer and utter ignorance as to how their computer works but this feature they've had from the beginning and it's always worked.

  102. I hope they know how to scan proper headers by hacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This "law" is really going to suck for Joe Job emails (you know, the ones where someone takes YOUR email address and uses it in their From: line to spam millions, so the bounces and rejection messages come back to YOUR mailbox).

    If they're not properly parsing headers to find the REAL sender of the email (i.e. in the "From " line, not the "From:" line), they're going to likely investigate and piss off a LOT of innocent people who have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the originating spam messages.

    Time to start using those 16,384-byte gpg and crypto keys on all of my systems again. Sigh.

  103. More garbage here in Michigan... by MirrororriM · · Score: 1
    Gotta love living in this great state of Michigan. Our governer decides to bankrupt educational funding by attempting to give every 6th grade student a laptop, then takes it away because the state goes into a huge deficit (gee, wonder why?). Yeah, give 6th graders laptops because they're responsible enough to have them, right? Now because that program (which was Granholm's "brilliant" idea to begin with) costed so much money, much of the state funding for community colleges have been cut drastically and tuition rates have skyrocketed. Of course now she looks like she saved the day because she's knocking out some of the state's debt by stopping the program. It'd be nice for people to actually see beyond the BS - she came up with a stupid idea (good intentions though) and it cost the state a ton of cash. Now she's cutting funding for her stupid idea because she realized she screwed up.

    That should've been a clue that Michigan's "leaders" are clueless when it comes to technology and the costs involved. Now this. How in the hell does she plan on going after spammers? Will she end up attempting to convict someone who was a zombie spam host because she and the rest of Michigan's leadership are clueless?

    Again, the intentions are good, but once again, not thought out at all.

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  104. Great skiing and polygamy by lorcha · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what else they have, though.

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  105. Utah has the internet?!?! by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wow, you learn something new every day.

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  106. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF? That's not flamebait. It's a valid and interesting question.

    1. Re:mod parent up by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      lol thanks I kind of thought it was a decent question too, working in the industry I do I tend to see the sides of laws other people don't pay attention too but moderation is what it is.

      As it is I'm not woried, there's no way Utah law can do anything to us in California. I think :)

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  107. For South Dakota by DaHat · · Score: 1

    As a South Dakotan I am offended by the above statements, I will have you know that we recently upgraded from a single ISDN line to a single whopping T3 for the entire state you insensitive clod.

  108. I do! by lorcha · · Score: 1

    I do wish I lived in utah. Kick-ass skiing there.

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  109. Token or Trap? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    Maybe, just maybe, this law is not a stupid as it appears on the surface. Everyone is assuming spammers will just grab these lists and send spam to them using spoofed source addresses. Maybe, that is exactly the intention. Make a list, put everyone that requests to be on it, and give that list to mass marketers on demand so that they can avoid sending to those addresses. Make sure every time you give out a list, you note who it goes to and embed a unique e-mail address or two. When you get spam to that address, prosecute whoever you gave that e-mail to. Spammers could easily get around this by getting multiple lists, or stealing a list from another marketer, but provided the law is written correctly and has a clause to deal with redistribution of the list, this could be a huge and successful sting operation.

    Realistically, this isn't what is happening. I just don't think law enforcement and legislators are both that clever, coordinated, and motivated on this issue. Still, it's a good idea.

  110. OT: ChePibe by blueturffan · · Score: 1
    Based on your chosen nickname, I'm guessing you served a mission in Argentina.

    Buenos Aires perhaps?

    1. Re:OT: ChePibe by ChePibe · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I'm straight porteño ;-)

      Buenos Aires West, November 2000-November 2002, Tidei and Villlarreal. You?

    2. Re:OT: ChePibe by blueturffan · · Score: 1

      Buenos Aires North, June 1988-June 1990. Yep -- I'm an old-timer. :)

    3. Re:OT: ChePibe by portforward · · Score: 1

      WOW!! Hey, I was 1992-94 BsAS Norte; Benavidez, San Pedro, Arrecifes, La Boca, Tortugitas. . .

  111. OT: Taiwan Province *IS* Part of China by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1
    Finally, the Taiwanese voluntarily invested more than $100 billion into more than 50,000 businesses in mainland China. More than 1 million Taiwanese have emigrated to China to live and work.
    So by your logic, Japan, Germany, the United States and frankly any country with corporate investment or citizen working in People's Republic of China is by default a part of People's Republic of China ? Sir, I really don't know how you arrive at that conclusion. Please understand that national policies does not (always) equal to corporation policies. By that logic, I think the United States can safely claim India and most of the countries on the planet as states in the union?
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  112. True by mfh · · Score: 1

    This is all very funny and yet it's too true. I was just reading this over at Ars and I was thinking that Utah parents would have to be ... nevermind.

    1+1=2, but Infinty+Infinity=Infinity...

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  113. Thank-you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    Funny should /counter/ lost mod-points IMO, even if it doesn't give new ones...

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  114. offtopic response to troll by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your concern with my liability exposure.
    If you are right about anything you wrote, it is that lawyers do have concerns (ethical and practical) about giving advice that might be misconstrued and cause harm.
    In my posts above, and in all my posts to slashdot, I refrain from offering legal advice. I do post legal information, as I am free to do.
    I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. Reading a slashdot post does not constitute the formation of an attorney-client relationship. I am probably not you lawyer if either a) we aren't both in Indiana
    and b) you haven't paid a hefty retainer at my standard $235/hr or some other agreed upon rate.
    I am not currently seeking new clients and this post is not an ad for my services.
    Additionally, I keep myself judgment-proof and do not carry malpractice insurance. If you need a lawyer in Indiana I might be able to provide a referral. If elsewhere, contact the National Bar Association or maybe EFF.

  115. Re:Utah is great in some ways, not so great in oth by dwillden · · Score: 1
    While I've got to agree with swillden here(no the similarities of our names is not coincidental), I would like to note that this year at least, On the 4th you frozen water skiers can do so at snowbird ski resort, while we liquid water skiers are out playing on our favorite reservoirs.

    Oh one correction though, what do you mean "A" rifle?

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  116. Re:Utah is great in some ways, not so great in oth by swillden · · Score: 1

    On the 4th you frozen water skiers can do so at snowbird ski resort

    Well, slush skiers, anyway.

    we liquid water skiers are out playing on our favorite reservoirs.

    Yep. Hopping across the lake from boat to boat :-)

    Oh one correction though, what do you mean "A" rifle?

    Most 12 year-olds only have one... for a while.

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